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If you want to keep it low-calorie...
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Two teaspoons of baking powder,
half a teaspoon salt,
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half a cup of butter,
two large organic eggs,
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one cup of milk
or lactose-free milk ,
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and one and a half cup of fresh
blueberries, preferably hand-picked,
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but you can also use
frozen or fresh ones from the store.
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Then we're going to mix flour, sugar,
baking powder and salt in a bowl.
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Melt the butter and let it cool for
a bit, before we mix it all together.
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Here's one of my best tips. If you
use heavy cream to make butter,
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you'll get what the Americans
call "butter milk".
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That'll give you a heavier. ..
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I AM GOING TO CRUSH YOUR FACE
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COME BACK SOON, QUEEN!
ARE YOU MARRIED?
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GIVE ME BACK MY MONEY. SCAM ALERT
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YOU PRETEND TO BE SINGLE
TO SCAM PEOPLE FOR MONEY
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I NEED NATIONAL COSTUME TITS
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UGLY
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PM is here.
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-PM is here.
-All right. I'll be right there.
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Okay.
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I can contact the conciliation
council. Let's take it from there?
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That's bullshit.
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I have to set an example.
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You said so yourself
that we'd easily win.
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Yes, but...
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I could've done it myself.
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But I chose to hire a lawyer because
this is important for all musicians.
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But there's several ways
you can win a case...
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-You can get a good settlement...
-I told you...
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I've told you a hundred times
that I don't care about the money.
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The boy is streaming...
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A hundred thousand
for a song that I made!
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-Me!
-Yes.
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Do you agree with me?
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You said something
about the youth club.
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I thought that was a great idea.
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Ultimately, you make
the decisions, so...
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-My advice is not to...
-I'm not doing a settlement!
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-No...
-No.
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I haven't paid you all that money
for this to just die away.
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Can you close the door?
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Hello?
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Go away!
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-I want to be alone.
-Well...
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I just wanted to say that...
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I've been too pushy.
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Yeah...
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The door was unlocked. Uhm...
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-But I...
-I've been doing well for too long.
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What?
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I've been doing well for too long.
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I can understand why nobody
wants anything to do with me.
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I lie all the time because
I'm so embarrassed by my dad.
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And I trash talk my friends.
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I always think about other people
than Lars when trying to climax.
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Who are you thinking about?
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No!
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-Do you want a yellow sweatshirt?
-What?
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Yellow sweatshirt?
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What's that?
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The person you're trying
to reach is not available.
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Lene Berg, are you pissing on my car?
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I just wanted to say...
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-Congratulations. You've won!
-Congratulations?
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Stay there. I'll call a cab.
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You probably want some
other kind of reward?
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I'll pass on that, thank you.
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-I'm out of here.
-Lene?
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Stop. Are you going home?
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I'm just saying that you've won.
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I hope you are happy.
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No, I'm not that happy.
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You've always been one of my people.
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I thought it went both ways.
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I... I know that this is...
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I am sorry that you had
to be the one leaving.
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I really am.
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Hey, what are you doing?
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You can't continue to act like this.
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-Hi.
-Hi.
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I'm sorry, but it's almost 5 a.m.
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Ok... Be careful.
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Hello.
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I really, really... Love you.
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I really do.
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All of you.
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People say that I have like a...
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Like a difficult personality.
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And that's maybe true. For sure.
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But there's one other truth...
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And that is that I'm very loyal
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to the people I love.
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So... This is...
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My thanks to you guys.
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In the middle of the night,
I just want to send you my heart.
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Lene?
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Lene?
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-Lene?
-Yes?
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What the hell are you doing?
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Where have you been?
I almost called the police.
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I got home a little late, so...
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I didn't want to wake you,
so I slept here. Sorry.
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We have to leave in 30 minutes.
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-Hey.
-Hello. Håkon.
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-I'm Emilie's dad. From Mons' class.
-Come on in.
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-She seems sweet.
-Thank you.
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In a classroom setting...
It's Emilie's dad.
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-Hi. Håkon. I'm Emilie's dad.
-Hi.
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-She's in Mons' class.
-Okay.
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I'm sorry for just
stopping by like this.
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That's all right.
We're on our way somewhere, but...
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-What's going on?
-Something happened last night.
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It's regarding Emilie and Mons.
We talked about it at home,
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and my wife wanted me
to beat you to the rumors.
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Shall I get Mons?
I don't know if he's home.
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-I can go get him.
-We adults can talk first.
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And then we can go get him?
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-Follow me.
-Thank you.
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Did they have a fight, or...?
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Not exactly...
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How do I begin...
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-Emilie is kind of scared of Mons.
-Scared of Mons?
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He's not that intimidating?
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Scared how?
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According to her, he stares
at her and buys her expensive gifts.
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Isn't that what you do at that age?
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He sent a picture
of his penis to Emilie.
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Oh, my God!
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All right... That's not okay.
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Come in.
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-Look what I can do.
-Right...
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-Emilie's dad is here. Can you come?
-Why?
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What could that be?
You might know already?
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-No.
-Put on a T-shirt.
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Answer me.
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Why did you do it?
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It's... We've talked so many times
about how indictable it is.
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Look at me when I'm talking to you.
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You're so grounded for this.
Till summer.
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What... Is there something we
can do for Emilie? How is she?
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Well... There might be
one thing you can do.
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Mons has sent her a financial claim,
because he didn't get what he wanted.
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He wants NOK 2,300
for a pair of shoes
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that she never asked for. He
supposedly just bought them for her.
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That's how she sees it.
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And I choose to believe her.
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Can he delete that claim?
That would be a great start.
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-That debt is deleted.
-Okay.
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Then, could we get the shoes back?
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Wouldn't that be legally correct?
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That the shoes are ours?
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Or Emilie can keep them for all
the trouble. It's been a lot for her.
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This is completely absurd.
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That's a bit bold. You coming here
and insulting my son?
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And you're demanding money from him?
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There's so many young boys out there
sending pictures of their dicks.
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-There's an abundance of dicks.
-That doesn't make it more legal.
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Let's take a beat. It's hard
enough to be in love at that age.
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-I'm not in love.
-Why the dick pic?
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-It's not mine.
-It's not yours?
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Do you have...?
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-Okay... That's not yours.
-No. But it is still a penis.
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Yeah, but...
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-It's obviously a much older...
-That doesn't change anything.
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-Then we should just think about...
-Can you send me that photo?
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-In case it goes to court.
-Yes, I can do that.
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-I can send it.
-Thanks for stopping by.
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And Emilie will of course
get to keep the shoes.
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Thank you.
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Why would she get to keep the shoes?
It wasn't his penis. It was a joke.
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We're leaving in two minutes.
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It's really nice
that all of you are here.
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We appreciate it.
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I'm not going to blabber on.
Some ate, some didn't.
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Life is unfair. However...
Toastmaster Nina.
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So... We've been served
some delicious appetizers.
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It's rakfisk from Valdres
with lefse from Lesja.
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And some tasty sides.
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So before we eat,
let's listen to our first speech.
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That's Kikki's best friend
and maid of honour, Lene.
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Dear Kål and Pikki...
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No...
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Excuse me.
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I am so grateful
to be here today, to...
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celebrate you guys.
Uhm... Kikki and I
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have known each other forever, so...
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Yeah.
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All the best to you.
And congratulations.
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I'm sorry, I'm not feeling well.
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-You went drinking before my wedding?
-No.
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-I was out with customers.
-What's up with that speech?
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I forgot it at home, I'm sorry.
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And Pål is a good man!
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-I didn't say otherwise.
-I love him, okay?
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As most of you know...
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I met this great guy in town
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after I had been to the viewing
of "Lord of the Rings".
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So we got these new rings...
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engraved, and mine says:
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"Melda oirë." It's Elvish.
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And it means...
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"Love lasts forever."
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-Well...
-Did you cry?
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-When?
-During Kikki's speech?
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-It was a really nice speech.
-It was "Lord of the Rings'" rings.
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-It seems a bit desperate.
-Yeah, but...
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It's about who they are
and what they represent...
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Where is your wedding ring?
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It felt a bit tight,
so I took it off.
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What a day.
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-I can't take this anymore.
-No. Me neither.
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Thank God that wedding is over.
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Shall we go to bed?
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No, I can't do this anymore.
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The two of us.
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We can't go on like this.
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I'll sleep on the couch tonight.
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Mons?
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Mons?
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The person you're trying
to reach is not available...
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Mons is gone.
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-What?
-He's not here.
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-Maybe he's at a friend's place?
-A friend?
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He doesn't have any friends.
Where have you been?
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-Check his phone location.
-This is the punishment.
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Punishment? Because of that picture?
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-Please. I can't do it.
-Give it to me.
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There he is.
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In Oslo?
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He must've been there all night.
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Who's Emrik?
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He's wondering if you
made it home safe. Heart emojis.
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I'm calling a cab.
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