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Anything else? Just tell me what
kind of pictures you will be taking.
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I need lights that can be close
to skin, and also light up a room.
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-No outdoor lighting?
-No, mainly indoors.
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These are simple lights.
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Let me know if you need any help,
because honestly, I'd like to quit.
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-Do you have any backdrops?
-Yes.
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I thought things were going well, and
that you had a lot of new clients?
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No. By pressuring us to attract new
clients, we're losing our old ones.
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Jon used to work here
to put out fires.
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I have to go, but thank you so much.
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-Good luck.
-Thanks.
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I borrowed some lamps from Ebbe.
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I did some research on what people
are interested in. Take a look.
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"Lesbian", "MILF" and "teen" are the
most popular search words in Norway.
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"Anal" is number one in Sweden
and Denmark, but number four here.
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-It's kind of funny.
-"Granny threesome."
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That's popular in Akershus, while
"massage" is popular in Rogaland.
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What's interesting is that people
have such different preferences.
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I won't do anything hardcore,
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but I'm competing with hundreds
of thousands of ordinary MILFS.
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I have to think outside of the box,
and come up with my own style.
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Which is why I want to do this.
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Okay.
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-It's only a rough draft.
-The cutouts are similar.
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-I don't want to show my face.
-You won't show your face?
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No.
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There are many of pictures of tits in
a bunad, especially around May 17th.
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But that's just one day of the year.
I'm going all in.
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My brand will be: "MILF of Norway".
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What pictures are you
posting on your other profiles?
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My other profiles?
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For people to find your
"MILF of Norway" profile
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you need profiles on other platforms,
where the normal people are.
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I don't know anything about making
profiles or getting them to like me.
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I need help.
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-If I get a 20% cut.
-10.
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15.
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I'll get changed then.
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This is attorney Tomine Haugerud, on
behalf of my client, Aimen Mahmood.
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I was hoping to hear from you.
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I received a letter regarding
the song Stay Warm.
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Your client alleges that
he has some requirements.
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Yes, that's right. We think it's
reasonable, due to the plagiarism.
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We don't want to go to court.
Can we arrange a meeting?
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-Sure.
-We've got a deal.
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-Hey, it's PM.
-Lars. We should arrange a meeting.
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I bought some chocolate teacakes
and thought I'd swing by.
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I'm busy in the studio.
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Okay, but...
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-Wow!
-Yeah...
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Sit down right here.
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That's nice.
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-Put your hair in front of your face.
-Yes.
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-I'll crop the pictures as well.
-Yes. Absolutely.
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-Like this.
-Can you push them even more...
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Just like that.
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Take a deep breath.
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Perfect. One more time.
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-Deep breath?
-Yes.
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That's it. Now we're talking.
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This is it. Yes.
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Yes! Beautiful.
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Amazing. It's really good.
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Hello!
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Hello?
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-Hello?
-Hi.
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Hi.
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I'm taking more pictures of the
bunad. I want to increase the price.
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Want some chocolate teacakes?
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The client cancelled our meeting.
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You have to call first.
This is my office.
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-You're not working right now?
-Yes, I am!
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-I have a lot to do.
-It would be nice to eat together.
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-Chocolate teacakes?
-Yes?
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-Sorry, I don't have time for this.
-Then forget about it.
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-See you at home.
-Yes.
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Mons?
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Can you close the door?
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Some of the girls in your class
think that you look at them
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in a peculiar way.
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That you're staring at them.
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I don't do that.
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I understand that it can be hard to
know how you should look at people.
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Especially girls. I get it.
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There are two sides to every story,
but I have to take this seriously.
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What am I supposed to do?
Where am I supposed to look?
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You're allowed to look at your
classmates, but maybe don't...
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...look at them for that long.
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This one's nice.
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-A little nip slip?
-Oh my god.
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This one's nice, too.
You'll earn so much money.
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But many of these pictures
show too much of my face.
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-I'll crop them. Like this.
-Okay.
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This isn't me.
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-What isn't you?
-This. I'm not a slutty person.
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00:09:14,240 --> 00:09:17,520
-A slutty person?
-You know what I mean.
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I'm not a typical person
who sells nudes online.
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It's not supposed to be you.
This is "MILF of Norway", not Lene.
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-It's a character. Roleplaying.
-I'm smarter than this porn stuff.
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-This is tacky.
-Alright, fine.
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There's no point
if you don't want to go all in.
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-How's your day looking?
-I have to work.
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00:10:07,920 --> 00:10:11,320
-So you're on track.
-I'm on track.
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-Hi. Is Emrik here?
-Hey.
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I know you're angry. I didn't
mean to denigrate your work.
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Or you.
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Can you help me?
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I have to complete this.
I don't have time today.
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I can wait. I'll wait.
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-I'm heading out.
-I'm finishing up, too.
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-Do you want a ride?
-No, my friends are picking me up.
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00:11:52,080 --> 00:11:54,640
-Oh, okay.
-We're grabbing a few beers.
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-Here? In the middle of nowhere?
-No, we're going to the city.
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A friend of a friend has
a pop-up show at a club in Solli.
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00:12:03,960 --> 00:12:08,160
And they're picking you up all
the way out here? That's very nice.
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Yes, my friend just got her license.
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It'll be nice to shake off the stress
from work. I'd love to do the same.
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-You can tag along sometime.
-Today would actually work for me.
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Lene works late today,
and I don't know where Mons is.
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I'll tag along. It'll be fun.
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-Let me just finish up.
-We'll wait downstairs.
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PM. He was a rapper
back in the day. I know him.
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We used to go out a lot together.
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I knew a friend of his friend.
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And then we started
going out a lot together
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00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:08,560
in the 2000's.
127
00:13:08,640 --> 00:13:11,600
Have you heard of "Head on"?
The club?
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00:13:13,680 --> 00:13:20,680
It's in a basement... Whatever.
There was a lot of...
129
00:13:21,720 --> 00:13:26,440
We did a lot of crazy things
with PM back in the day.
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Isn't 20 dollars too much
for the panty picture?
131
00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:39,880
No. That picture is priceless.
132
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-What? Is it done? Is it online?
-Yes.
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Hi, Hugo.
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Hugo... What do I say?
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Thank him. Give him the
opportunity to buy more pictures.
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00:14:08,320 --> 00:14:09,640
What do we do now?
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I'm late for a gig.
138
00:14:17,880 --> 00:14:19,560
Maybe you'd like to join?
139
00:14:35,080 --> 00:14:38,920
-If it isn't the staremaster.
-Can you stop staring so much?
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00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:44,440
Just look away. Listen to me.
Don't look at her. I mean it.
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Don't look at any of us, ever again.
142
00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:05,560
Hello?
143
00:15:19,120 --> 00:15:23,720
FROM MOM:
WORKING LATE. SLEEP WELL!
144
00:15:24,640 --> 00:15:28,600
FROM DAD: I'LL BE HOME LATE.
SEE YOU TOMORROW!
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00:15:35,480 --> 00:15:36,640
Hey, boy.
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00:15:39,520 --> 00:15:42,520
-Lene, Øyvind.
-Øyvind.
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-Do you want a beer?
-Yes, please.
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Emrik. Emrik?
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-Here.
-You have to see his new content.
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Emrik!
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See you.
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00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:30,440
Right? Let's send it to him first.
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-Can you play a song by PM?
-What?
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-No.
-No? The rapper.
155
00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:42,680
-There you are.
-I'm smoking. Wow, you're sweaty.
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I haven't danced in a long time.
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Let me just say that it's really
nice to have you in the office.
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00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:02,920
-Thank you.
-You're a great resource.
159
00:18:03,880 --> 00:18:06,120
That's nice of you.
160
00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:13,440
-It's inspiring to work with you.
-Thank you.
161
00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:19,400
You've got a lot of good ideas,
and I work well with you.
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00:18:20,120 --> 00:18:24,280
-I hope you work well with me, too.
-Yes.
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Should we take a selfie?
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-You're drunk.
-I'm just happy.
165
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-Come dance with me.
-I'll just finish my cigarette.
166
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-Do you want the last slice?
-Yes, please.
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-Oh my god. Let me take a look.
-This is my new menu.
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-It's beautiful.
-What's up with the uploading?
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It takes forever.
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00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:10,760
-Why is it taking a hundred years?
-I have to go study.
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What do you study?
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Socio-economic analysis.
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I have no idea what that is.
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-Right on your kitty.
-Alright.
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-Wow.
-I love it.
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-Cool.
-This is awesome.
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-It's so fucking...
-I love it.
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-Wow.
-You're killing it.
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Hi.
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-What?
-Hi.
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-What are you doing here?
-A customer asked me out for beer.
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It was quite fun. What about you?
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The same. I went out with
some people from the office.
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How nice.
That doesn't happen very often.
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Not everyone could make it.
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You look really good.
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