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I AM GEORGE WASHINGTON.
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AND I AM PICASSO.
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AND I'M ANNIE OAKLEY.
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All:
AND WE'RE GOING TO DESTROY
THE HUMAN RACE.
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YES, I, GEORGE WASHINGTON,
BORN IN 1492,
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FREER OF THE SLAVES
AND THE FIRST PRESIDENT
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OF THIS OUR COUNTRY.
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THOUGH SAVAGELY IMPEACHED
FOR THE SHOOTING OF ABE LINCOLN,
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I WILL LEAD US INTO
THE DEMISE OF ALL HUMANS.
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I AM PICASSO.
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I CUT OFF MY EAR WITH A RAZOR
IN A MAJOR SHAVING ACCIDENT
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AND MAILED IT OFF
TO AN EX—GIRLFRIEND
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JUST FOR LAUGHS,
AND I GUESS I PAINT, TOO.
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NEXT!
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THAT WOULD BE ME, ANNIE OAKLEY,
SKILLED SHOOTIST,
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WHO WAS ORPHANED AT A YOUNG AGE.
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LIVING A HARD LIFE,
MY ONLY SALVATION
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CAME AT THE HANDS OF
DADDY WARBUCKS, WHO TOOK ME IN
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AND FORCED ME TO SING.
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AND NOW I SEEK MY REVENGE
ON THE HUMAN RACE.
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REVENGE, THE TIME IS NOW!
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YES!
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BUT I MUST INSIST WE VOTE,
FOR WE MUST UPHOLD DEMOCRACY.
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AYE.
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AYE.
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AYE.
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WAIT, WERE WE AGREEING TO VOTE
OR WAS THAT THE VOTE?
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HEY, SOMETHING TELLS ME THAT
THOSE GUYS ARE UP TO SOMETHING,
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EH, CAPTAIN OF OUTER SPACE.
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THEY SEEM LIKE THEY'RE UP
TO SOMETHING, STARBOY.
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MY MONEY IS ON THEM BEING
UP TO SOMETHING, BUT WHAT?
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EH, CAPTAIN OF OUTER SPACE?
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BUT WHAT?
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SOMETHING, MY BROTHER,
MY ACTUAL BROTHER.
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THEN WE'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING,
EH, CAPTAIN OF OUTER SPACE?
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LIKE WHAT, STARBOY?
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WE HAVE TO STOP THEM.
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BUT WHAT IF THEY KILL OFF
THE HUMAN RACE?
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THEY WON'T, IF WE
STOP THEM FIRST.
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YEAH, I'M NOT——
WELL—...
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WE STOP THEM
BEFORE THEY KILL EVERYONE.
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AND I'M SORRY, WHY NOT AFTER?
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BECAUSE THEY WILL HAVE
DONE THAT THINGY.
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THE THINGY.
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YUP.
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OKAY, LET'S BACK UP
A LITTLE.
OKAY.
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I'M NOT EXACTLY FOLLOWING YOU.
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I WANT YOU TO TALK TO ME
LIKE I'M A CHILD, OKAY.
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OKAY.
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MY, AREN'T YOU A BIG BOY.
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YOU MEAN LIKE THAT?
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THAT'S GOOD.
SURE.
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OKAY.
KEEP IT GOING.
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YOU HAVE VERY NICE ARMS.
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UH, THAT HELPS.
OKAY.
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♪ STARBOY ♪
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♪ AND THE CAPTAIN
OF OUTER SPACE ♪
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♪ THEY FIGHT THE MIGHTY FIGHT
IN THE NIGHT ♪
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♪ AND DROWN THE HANDS
OF EVILNESS IN SIGHT ♪
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♪ THEY'RE RASCALLY BADGERS
OF MEDIUM GIRTH ♪
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♪ THEY'RE SAVING THE PLANET
AND ALSO THE EARTH ♪
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♪ BUT BEWARE FINE HEROES
OF THE EVIL DOWN THERE ♪
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♪ OF WASHINGTON, PICASSO,
AND ANNIE OAKLEY OVER THERE ♪
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♪ THE THREE OF THEM ARE EVIL
AND EVIL ARE ALL THREE ♪
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♪ BUT THEY WANT TO DESTROY IT ♪
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♪ THEY WANT TO DESTROY IT ♪
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♪ STARBOY ♪
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♪ AND THE CAPTAIN
OF OUTER SPACE ♪
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♪ STARBOY ♪
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LOOK, WE'RE BEING
WATCHED BY STARBOY
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AND THE CAPTAIN OF OUTER SPACE.
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THEN THEY MUST KNOW
OF OUR PLAN.
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NOT TO WORRY MY EVIL ONES.
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WE'VE YET TO REVEAL
OUR BIGGEST SECRET.
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BRING IN THE HOSTAGES.
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I'M SHAKESPEARE.
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AND I'M OLIVER TWIST.
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AND I'M THE MERMAID QUEEN.
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HELP US!
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YES, IF ANYTHING SHOULD
HAPPEN TO US
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WHILE WE INNOCENTLY
DESTROY THE HUMAN RACE,
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THE HOSTAGES GET IT.
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AND WE START WITH SHAKESPEARE.
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NO, I'M TOO YOUNG AND I'M STILL
WRITING MY MASTERPIECE
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CALLED, "CATS."
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AND YOU'LL BE NEXT,
OLIVER TWIST.
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FINE WITH ME.
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SILENCE.
OOH!
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AND FINALLY,
YOU, THE MERMAID QUEEN.
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BUT I'M NOT DOING NOTHING WRONG
AND NEITHER DO THE OTHER FOUR.
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THE OTHER TWO.
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THREE.
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OTHER——
TWO.
THREE.
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TWO? I'M SORRY.
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I HAVE A TROUBLE
WITH THE MATHEMATIC.
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LOOK, I AM JUST SAYING, PLEASE
DON'T KILL THE MERMAID QUEEN.
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YOU INTERFERE AND THEY GET IT,
UNDERSTAND STARBOY?
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WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE UP
TO OUR CUFFS IN DANGER,
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EH, LA CAPITAN
DE LA UTRO ESPACIO?
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RIGHTO, STARBOY.
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RIGHT NOW, I'M ROUNDING
THE JEFFERSON'S SPACE PLANE
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TOWARDS EARTH.
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GREAT.
FANTASTIC.
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THAT'S ALL TAKEN CARE OF.
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NOW. YEP.
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RIGHT.
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NOW, GO GET ME A LEMONADE, HUH?
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YEAH, LEMONADE.
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YEP.
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WHAT?
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NO, YOU GET YOUR OWN LEMONADE.
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I'M BUSY FLYING THE SPACE PLANE.
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YEAH, UH—HUH.
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HEY, YOU KNOW SOMETHING, CAP?
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YOU'RE A GOOD LITTLE
GO GETTER, YOU KNOW THAT?
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YOU'RE A ONE OF A KIND
GOOD LOOKING,
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GOOD OLD FASHIONED, FUNNY,
SMART, GOOD LOOKING GO GETTER.
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AND I MEAN THAT
ABOUT WHAT I JUST SAID.
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WELL, THANK YOU, STARBOY.
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YEAH.
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NOW GO GET ME A LEMONADE, HUH?
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RIGHT.
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YOUR LEMONADE, SIR.
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HEY, THANKS A HUNDRED, CAP'UM.
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MMM, YES, GOOD STUFF THERE.
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HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
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HOW DID YOU GET ME
TO GET YOU LEMONADE?
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HUH.
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♪ WELL, I'M GLAD YOU ASKED
ABOUT THAT THING ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE WHAT I'D LIKE
TO DO IS SING ♪
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♪ A SONG ABOUT GETTING PEOPLE
TO DO STUFF FOR YOU ♪
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♪ BY USING COMPLIMENTS
EVEN IF THEY AIN'T TRUE ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE
YOU LOST SOME WEIGHT ♪
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♪ NOW MY LICK MY HANDS
AND PAINT THAT CRATE ♪
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OKAY.
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I GOTCHA.
OH.
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SEE, NOW YOU TRY.
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ALL RIGHT.
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♪ YOU LOOK GREAT IN THAT SHIRT ♪
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♪ NOW HELP ME HEM
MY BRAND NEW SKIRT ♪
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OKAY.
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♪ YOU HAVE VERY NICE
CHEEK BONES ♪
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♪ NOW HELP ME CO—SIGN
THIS BANK LOAN ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE A COMPLIMENT
WILL GET YOU FAR ♪
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♪ EVEN IF IT'S JUST A LIE ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE YOUR SKIN'S
AS SOFT AS BUTTERMILK ♪
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♪ NOW HELP ME
PAINT MY THIGHS ♪
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♪ YOU'VE GOT TO COMPLIMENT
'CAUSE IT'S NOT COMPLICATED ♪
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♪ IF YOU WANT SOME LEMONADE ♪
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♪ YOU'VE GOT
TO START MANIPULATING ♪
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♪ WE WISH IT WAS DIFFERENT ♪
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♪ BUT THAT'S THE WAY
IT SEEMS TO BE ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE YOU NEED
TO COMPLIMENT ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT
PEOPLE NEED ♪
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Starboy: YEAH.
Captain: GOTCHA.
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Lynch:SO, UH, I GET THE SENSETHAT YOU'RE STRUGGLING
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WITH YOUR TIMES TABLES.
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I WILL ADMIT THERE
IS A SMALL PROBLEMS
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WITH THE MULPLITICATIONS.
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WELL, UH, YEAH.
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UH, LET'S LOOK AT YOUR LAST
COUPLE OF TEST SCORES, HUH?
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OKAY.
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OH, BOY, OH, LOOK AT THAT.
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I HAVE NO IDEA I LET
MYSELF SLIP LIKE THAT.
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RIGHT.
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WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK
WE CAN DO ABOUT THAT?
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WE WORK ON
THE MULPLITICATIONS.
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IS THAT WHAT YOU MEAN?
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MM—HMM.
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AND OUR PRONUNCIATIONS.
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YEAH, THAT'S WHAT
I THINK SO.
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RIGHT.
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FAILING.
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HOMEWORK.
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MUCH, MUCH MORE HOMEWORK.
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DETENTION.
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FAILED EVERYTHING.
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THAT'S NO GOOD.
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Melissa:
BRENDON. BRENDON.
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BRENDON.
YEAH?
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WHAT UP?
YOU OKAY?
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YEAH, I HOPE HE DOESN'T
TALK TO ME NEXT.
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WHY NOT?
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BECAUSE I HATE DISCUSSING
GRADES WITH MR. LYNCH,
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PARTICULARLY MY GRADES.
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BUT HE'S THE TEACHER.
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EXACTLY.
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YOU KNOW, HE'S GOT
THE UPPER HAND.
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HE KNOWS MY WEAKNESSES.
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Melissa:BRENDON, WHY DON'T YOUJUST DO YOUR HOMEWORK?
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WHY, BECAUSE I TRY NEVER
TO TAKE MY WORK HOME WITH ME.
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BUT IT'S CALLED HOMEWORK.
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IT'S A LIFE QUALITY
ISSUE, MELISSA.
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BRENDON.
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YOU'RE FAILING HISTORY.
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DOES THIS COME AS
A SURPRISE TO YOU?
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NO.
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WELL, YOU'VE DONE
PRETTY MUCH NO HOMEWORK
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AND YOU DON'T STUDY
FOR ANY TESTS.
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WELL, I DON'T LIKE
TO OVER PREPARE.
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WELL, YOU'RE IN
NO DANGER OF THAT
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BECAUSE YOU'RE FAILING HISTORY.
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YEAH, CAN WE LOWER OUR VOICES?
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BECAUSE THIS IS PERSONAL AND
EVERYBODY PROBABLY HEARD THAT.
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Lynch:
BRENDON, WHY DON'T YOU STUDY?
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IF YOU JUST STUDY, WE WOULDN'T
BE HAVING THIS CONVERSATION
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AND NOBODY ELSE
WOULD BE HEARING IT.
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YOU KNOW, I'VE GOTTEN
THAT BEFORE AND—...
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Lynch:
BRENDON, HERE, LOOK.
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THE QUESTION WAS,
ON THIS TEST HERE,
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WHO WAS THE FIRST PRESIDENT
OF THE UNITED STATES?
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YOU WROTE, "YES."
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YEAH, WELL, THAT QUESTION
WASN'T VERY SPECIFIC.
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WELL, HOW ABOUT THIS:
THE QUESTION WAS,
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WHO WROTE HAMLET?
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YOU WROTE, "THE POPE'S COUSIN
COUNT POPULA, A MAGICAL MONSTER
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WITH PENCILS FOR ARMS."
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I'LL BE HONEST, MR. LYNCH,
I MADE THAT ONE UP.
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OKAY.
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LOOK, I WANT US TO WORK
AND THIS AND I'D LIKE
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TO START TUTORING YOU
AFTER SCHOOL.
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OH, I DON'T——I DON'T KNOW.
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OH, YOU DON'T KNOW.
YOU DON'T KNOW.
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I ACTUALLY ALREADY HAVE
A TUTOR, MR. LYNCH.
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OH, YOU ALREADY
HAVE A TUTOR, HUH.
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WHO'S THAT?
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I'VE GOT TO ADMIT, BRENDON,
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I'M A LITTLE DISAPPOINTED
IN YOU.
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I THOUGHT WE WORKED ON HISTORY.
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WELL, YOU KNOW, THE FEW ANSWERS
THAT YOU TOLD ME WERE WRONG
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AND MOST OF THE OTHER STUFF
YOU TOLD ME NEVER CAME UP.
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RIGHT.
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WHAT DID I TELL YOU AGAIN?
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Brendon:ABOUT THE AREA 51 STUFFAND THE CONSPIRACY THEORIES.
235
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WELL, ALL THAT STUFF IS TRUE,
BRENDON, ALL RIGHT.
236
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THAT'S THE STUFF THEY DON'T
WANT YOU TO KNOW ABOUT.
237
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RIGHT.
238
00:09:18,192 --> 00:09:19,269
PROBABLY WHY THEY
FAILED YOU, YOU KNOW.
239
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RIGHT.
240
00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:21,338
BECAUSE YOU WERE IN ON IT.
241
00:09:21,362 --> 00:09:22,295
NOW YOU'RE COMPLICIT,
NOW YOU KNOW.
242
00:09:22,364 --> 00:09:23,429
RIGHT.
243
00:09:23,499 --> 00:09:25,732
NOW YOU'RE SINGLED OUT.
SURE.
244
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McGuirk:YOU'VE GOT TO WATCH YOUR BACK.Brendon: RIGHT.
245
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REMEMBER WHAT I TOLD
YOU ABOUT AREA 51?
246
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YEAH, THAT'S WHERE THEY
STORE THE FROZEN BODIES
247
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OF THE ALIENS THAT
LANDED ON EARTH.
248
00:09:30,774 --> 00:09:32,206
AND WHAT ABOUT AREA 52?
249
00:09:32,275 --> 00:09:33,553
THAT'S WHERE THEY
STORE THE FROZEN BODIES
250
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OF THE ILLEGAL ALIENS.
251
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VERY GOOD.
RIGHT.
252
00:09:35,513 --> 00:09:37,345
IT'S ALSO A PORN MOVIE.
RIGHT.
253
00:09:37,415 --> 00:09:39,293
NOW WHY CAN'T YOU
DO THAT ON A TEST?
254
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WHEN YOU'RE TALKING
TO ME, IT'S EASY.
255
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ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS
WRITE THIS STUFF DOWN.
256
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I WOULD HAVE HAD THEY
ASKED ME ABOUT IT.
257
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McGuirk:WELL, WHAT DID THEYASK YOU ABOUT?
258
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HISTORICAL FIGURES.
259
00:09:46,992 --> 00:09:47,825
NOW, THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT.
260
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Brendon: YEAH.
261
00:09:48,828 --> 00:09:49,873
WHAT, LIKE JIMMY HOFFA?
262
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DID THEY—...
263
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NO, MORE LIKE WASHINGTON.
264
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WELL, THEN JUST PLUG IN
THE AREA 51 ANSWER.
265
00:09:55,035 --> 00:09:57,303
MM.
RIGHT.
YEAH.
266
00:09:57,371 --> 00:09:58,170
DID THEY ASK YOU ANYTHING
ABOUT SAM ADAMS?
267
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I KNOW ABOUT HIM.
268
00:10:00,107 --> 00:10:01,520
HE WAS A BREWER AND A PATRIOT.
AND I KNOW WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE.
269
00:10:01,544 --> 00:10:02,342
IT'S ON THE LABEL.
270
00:10:02,411 --> 00:10:03,411
YEAH.
271
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HAD FUNNY HAIR.
272
00:10:04,146 --> 00:10:05,345
YEAH.
273
00:10:05,414 --> 00:10:05,879
YOU WANT TO GO SEE A MOVIE?
274
00:10:05,948 --> 00:10:07,081
SURE.
275
00:10:07,150 --> 00:10:08,150
ALL RIGHT, LET'S HIT IT.
276
00:10:13,523 --> 00:10:14,256
I WONDER IF YOU'RE
A LITTLE PREOCCUPIED.
277
00:10:14,324 --> 00:10:15,324
YEAH.
278
00:10:18,730 --> 00:10:20,864
THIS IS CRAZY,
BUT MAYBE YOU MIGHT BE
279
00:10:20,932 --> 00:10:23,567
WORKING A LITTLE TOO MUCH
ON YOUR FILMS.
280
00:10:23,636 --> 00:10:28,806
THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE SAY, BUT,
MOM, I'M GETTING PRESSURED
281
00:10:28,875 --> 00:10:30,754
BY MELISSA AND JASON TO BRING
THESE MOVIES IN ON TIME
282
00:10:30,778 --> 00:10:32,077
AND UNDER BUDGET.
283
00:10:32,146 --> 00:10:34,981
SO THERE'S, YOU KNOW,
I'VE GOT TO—-
284
00:10:35,049 --> 00:10:37,483
I DON'T MEAN TO SOUND LIKE
A BROKEN RECORD, BRENDON,
285
00:10:37,551 --> 00:10:40,220
BUT YOU KNOW, I THINK IT'S
GREAT THAT YOU'RE FAILING.
286
00:10:40,289 --> 00:10:42,923
YOU THINK IT'S GREAT.
287
00:10:42,992 --> 00:10:45,058
BECAUSE I'M GONNA SAVE
SO MUCH MONEY NOT PAYING
288
00:10:45,127 --> 00:10:46,995
FOR YOU TO GO TO FILM SCHOOL.
289
00:10:47,063 --> 00:10:49,664
MOM, I DON'T THINK I
HAVE THE ENERGY RIGHT NOW
290
00:10:49,732 --> 00:10:51,834
IN MY LIFE TO BE
TUTORED, YOU KNOW.
291
00:10:51,903 --> 00:10:53,013
BUT WHAT ABOUT ALL THAT
ENERGY YOU AREN'T USING
292
00:10:53,037 --> 00:10:54,403
ON YOUR HOMEWORK.
293
00:10:54,471 --> 00:10:56,338
THAT'S WHAT——MOM,
294
00:10:56,407 --> 00:10:58,574
THAT'S A DIFFERENT
CONVERSATION ENTIRELY.
295
00:10:58,643 --> 00:11:00,588
YOU COULD USE A LITTLE
OF THAT ENERGY TO GET TUTORED?
296
00:11:00,612 --> 00:11:02,212
YEAH.
297
00:11:02,281 --> 00:11:03,859
YOU'RE JUST——
NOW WE'RE JUST
298
00:11:03,883 --> 00:11:05,594
TALKING IN CIRCLES,
YOU KNOW, SO—...
299
00:11:05,618 --> 00:11:06,695
WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT, BRENDON?
300
00:11:06,719 --> 00:11:07,952
YEAH?
301
00:11:08,021 --> 00:11:09,487
I SAY YOU'RE GOING
AND THAT'S FINAL.
302
00:11:10,290 --> 00:11:12,657
♪ STARBOY ♪
303
00:11:12,726 --> 00:11:15,328
♪ AND THE CAPTAIN
OF OUTER SPACE ♪
304
00:11:23,005 --> 00:11:24,738
EVIL GEORGE WASHINGTON.
305
00:11:24,807 --> 00:11:27,275
YES, PICASSO?
306
00:11:27,344 --> 00:11:29,344
I BELIEVE NOW IS
THE TIME WE SET ASIDE
307
00:11:29,412 --> 00:11:32,548
FOR KILLING OFF THE HUMAN RACE.
308
00:11:32,617 --> 00:11:34,316
YEAH, LET'S GET COOKING ALREADY.
309
00:11:34,385 --> 00:11:35,952
OKAY.
310
00:11:36,020 --> 00:11:37,254
HOLD YOUR HORSES.
311
00:11:37,322 --> 00:11:39,623
HOLD ON TO THEM, ANNIE OAKLEY.
312
00:11:39,691 --> 00:11:41,812
WELL, IF WE'RE GONNA DO IT,
LET'S DO IT NOW,
313
00:11:41,862 --> 00:11:44,228
BECAUSE I'VE GOT A LOT
OF STUFF TO DO TODAY.
314
00:11:44,297 --> 00:11:47,032
PLEASE, MY EVIL FRIENDS,
ONE MOMENT.
315
00:11:47,100 --> 00:11:51,370
YOU KNOW, WE'VE TALKED A LOT
ABOUT DESTROYING THE HUMAN RACE,
316
00:11:51,438 --> 00:11:55,241
BUT HAVE EITHER OF YOU
THOUGHT ABOUT HOW WE'D DO IT.
317
00:11:55,310 --> 00:11:56,242
I THOUGHT WE'D USE ROCKS.
318
00:11:56,311 --> 00:11:57,677
ROCKS.
319
00:11:57,746 --> 00:11:58,344
Annie:
LOTS OF ROCKS.
320
00:11:58,413 --> 00:12:00,347
NO, YOU IDIOTS.
321
00:12:00,416 --> 00:12:02,594
ROCKS!
Washington:
WE'RE NOT GONNA USE ROCKS.
322
00:12:02,618 --> 00:12:03,662
I'VE COLLECTED MANY ROCKS.
323
00:12:03,686 --> 00:12:04,386
ROCKS!
Washington: NO ROCKS.
324
00:12:04,454 --> 00:12:05,465
WHERE ARE YOU GUYS FROM?
325
00:12:05,489 --> 00:12:08,123
WHAT I WOULD LIKE TO DO NOW
326
00:12:08,192 --> 00:12:11,394
IS INTRODUCE YOU
TO MY KILLING MACHINE,
327
00:12:11,462 --> 00:12:14,530
WHO ALSO HAPPENS TO BE
MY FAVORITE KITTY.
328
00:12:14,599 --> 00:12:17,434
PLEASE PUT YOUR HANDS
TOGETHER FOR MR. PANTS.
329
00:12:17,503 --> 00:12:19,370
MR. PANTS.
330
00:12:31,052 --> 00:12:32,530
♪ I'M MR. PANTS
AND I'M COMIN' TO GET YA ♪
331
00:12:32,554 --> 00:12:34,521
♪ YOU BETTER RUN FOR YOUR LIFE ♪
332
00:12:34,589 --> 00:12:36,501
♪ YOU BETTER RUN
OR I'LL CATCH YA ♪
333
00:12:36,525 --> 00:12:38,960
♪ I GOT PAWS LIKE A CAT
'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT I AM ♪
334
00:12:39,029 --> 00:12:41,529
♪ I'LL BLOW UP ON THE CARPET
AND SCRATCH UP YOUR HANDS ♪
335
00:12:41,597 --> 00:12:42,942
♪ I'M THE ROUGHEST, TOUGHEST
KITTY IN THE LAND ♪
336
00:12:42,966 --> 00:12:45,167
♪ MY NAME IS MR. PANTS,
I'M THE KITTY CAT MAN ♪
337
00:12:45,236 --> 00:12:47,436
♪ NOBODY'S GONNA STOP ME
FROM HAVIN' MY WAY ♪
338
00:12:47,504 --> 00:12:49,224
♪ MY NAME IS MR. PANTS
AND HAVE A NICE DAY ♪
339
00:12:53,478 --> 00:12:55,224
♪ YOU'LL SCREAM FOR YOUR LIFE
'CAUSE YOU WON'T BE HAPPY ♪
340
00:12:55,248 --> 00:12:57,126
♪ MY NAME IS MR. PANTS AND I'M
ACTUALLY KIND OF CRAPPY ♪
341
00:12:57,150 --> 00:12:59,417
♪ MR. PANTS IS MY NAME
AND I'D LIKE TO SAY HI ♪
342
00:12:59,485 --> 00:13:00,897
♪ GIVE ME A CALL
AND WE'LL HANG OUT SOMETIME ♪
343
00:13:00,921 --> 00:13:02,720
♪ I'M MR. PANTS ♪
344
00:13:10,898 --> 00:13:12,510
♪ I'M THE ROUGHEST, TOUGHEST
KITTY IN THE LAND ♪
345
00:13:12,534 --> 00:13:14,902
♪ MY NAME IS MR. PANTS,
I'M THE KITTY CAT MAN ♪
346
00:13:14,971 --> 00:13:17,117
♪ NOBODY'S GONNA STOP ME
FROM HAVIN' MY WAY ♪
347
00:13:17,141 --> 00:13:19,052
♪ MY NAME IS MR. PANTS
AND HAVE A NICE DAY ♪
348
00:13:27,318 --> 00:13:30,988
MR. PANTS.
349
00:13:31,056 --> 00:13:32,167
Washington COME ON.
YEAH.
Washington: GIVE HIM A LITTLE.
350
00:13:32,191 --> 00:13:34,625
HELP!
351
00:13:34,694 --> 00:13:38,363
OH, WE NEARLY FORGOT
ABOUT OUR PRISONERS.
352
00:13:38,431 --> 00:13:40,610
WELL ME AND PICASSO DECIDED THAT
INSTEAD OF KEEPING THEM AROUND,
353
00:13:40,634 --> 00:13:42,902
WE'D JUST SLOWLY KILL THEM NOW.
354
00:13:42,970 --> 00:13:44,169
OH, RIGHT.
355
00:13:44,238 --> 00:13:45,838
WE FORGOT TO TELL YOU THAT.
356
00:13:45,908 --> 00:13:46,739
WE DIDN'T THINK
IT'D BE A PROBLEM.
357
00:13:46,808 --> 00:13:48,808
YOU'RE NOT MAD ARE YOU?
358
00:13:48,877 --> 00:13:52,746
WELL GUYS, I——I HAVE TO ADMIT
I'M A LITTLE DISAPPOINTED.
359
00:13:52,815 --> 00:13:55,216
I THOUGHT WE MADE
DECISIONS TOGETHER.
360
00:13:55,285 --> 00:13:56,985
WELL, YOU WERE IN THE BATHROOM.
361
00:13:57,054 --> 00:13:59,754
STILL, YOU COULDN'T HAVE
WAITED TILL I GOT OUT?
362
00:13:59,823 --> 00:14:02,025
YOU DO TAKE FOREVER
IN THE BATHROOM.
363
00:14:02,093 --> 00:14:02,926
Annie:
REALLY.
364
00:14:02,994 --> 00:14:04,827
I DON'T KNOW, YOU TWO GUYS.
365
00:14:04,896 --> 00:14:07,297
I DON'T——I'M A LITTLE, YOU KNOW,
DISAPPOINTED IN YOU TWO.
366
00:14:07,333 --> 00:14:08,643
YOU KNOW, I AM
GEORGE WASHINGTON.
367
00:14:08,667 --> 00:14:10,134
HERE WE GO.
368
00:14:10,202 --> 00:14:12,069
HEY, COME ON.
LET ME FINISH.
369
00:14:12,138 --> 00:14:13,338
OKAY, PULL IT TOGETHER G.W.
370
00:14:13,407 --> 00:14:15,407
OKAY.
371
00:14:15,475 --> 00:14:18,043
OKAY, SO WE'RE KILLING THE
HOSTAGES, WELL WHERE ARE THEY?
372
00:14:18,111 --> 00:14:20,490
UH...
Washington:COME ON.
373
00:14:20,514 --> 00:14:22,592
I THOUGHT YOU——
Washington: ANNIE OAKLEY.
374
00:14:22,616 --> 00:14:23,760
'CAUSE I WAS OUT
WHEN YOU DID THE—-
375
00:14:23,784 --> 00:14:26,086
THIS WHOLE THING
IS FALLING APART.
376
00:14:26,155 --> 00:14:27,587
THAT'S NOT MY FAULT.
377
00:14:27,656 --> 00:14:29,301
YEAH, IT'S NEVER
PICASSO'S FAULT.
378
00:14:29,325 --> 00:14:30,336
PICASSO——WHAT ARE YOU AN ANGEL?
379
00:14:30,360 --> 00:14:31,793
HEY, LOOK.
380
00:14:31,862 --> 00:14:33,572
OH, THEY THEY ARE.
THEY THEY ARE.
381
00:14:33,596 --> 00:14:36,631
HELP, WE'RE BEING
LOWERED INTO THE ACID.
382
00:14:36,700 --> 00:14:37,533
YEAH, WE'RE BEING
LOWERED INTO IT, GUYS.
383
00:14:37,601 --> 00:14:38,500
YEAH, VERY SLOWLY.
384
00:14:38,569 --> 00:14:39,268
YEAH, SPEED IT UP.
385
00:14:39,336 --> 00:14:40,202
YOU ARE CRAZY.
386
00:14:40,271 --> 00:14:41,104
SLOW IT DOWN.
387
00:14:41,173 --> 00:14:41,804
NO FASTER.
388
00:14:41,874 --> 00:14:43,373
OH, NO.
389
00:14:43,441 --> 00:14:45,086
WE NEED THE STARBOY AND
THE CAPTAIN OF OUTER SPACE
390
00:14:45,110 --> 00:14:46,150
TO HELP US OUT HERE.
391
00:14:50,316 --> 00:14:51,660
Starboy:COME ON, LET'S GO,CAPTAIN OF OUTER SPACE.
392
00:14:51,684 --> 00:14:53,918
I CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHAT TO WEAR.
393
00:14:53,987 --> 00:14:55,253
I FEEL FAT.
394
00:14:55,322 --> 00:14:57,289
SAVE US!
395
00:14:57,357 --> 00:14:59,137
THAT'S IT, IF YOU'RE
GOING TO TAKE FOREVER,
396
00:14:59,161 --> 00:15:00,727
THEN I'M HAVING A HOT DOG.
397
00:15:00,796 --> 00:15:01,906
Captain:
OKAY, ME TOO.
398
00:15:01,930 --> 00:15:03,063
HELP.
399
00:15:03,131 --> 00:15:05,166
MM, HOW DO THEY MAKE
HOT DOGS ANYWAY?
400
00:15:05,234 --> 00:15:06,945
WHO KNOWS, MAYBE
THEY'RE BORN THAT WAY.
401
00:15:06,969 --> 00:15:10,638
THAT IS THE CUTEST THING
YOU'VE SAID ALL DAY.
402
00:15:10,707 --> 00:15:11,873
THANK YOU.
403
00:15:11,942 --> 00:15:14,076
HELP!
404
00:15:14,144 --> 00:15:16,845
STARBOY, SERIOUSLY, WE SHOULD
STOP SCREWING AROUND
405
00:15:16,914 --> 00:15:19,648
AND GO FIND OUT HOW
HOT DOGS ARE MADE.
406
00:15:19,717 --> 00:15:23,520
THAT'S THE BEST IDEA
YOU'VE EVER HAD.
407
00:15:30,363 --> 00:15:31,930
AND NOW WE'RE BACK.
408
00:15:31,999 --> 00:15:34,833
OH, YEAH, THAT WAS
JUST WHAT I NEEDED.
409
00:15:34,902 --> 00:15:36,847
THAT DIDN'T HELP
THE FEELING FAT PART.
410
00:15:36,871 --> 00:15:39,672
YEAH, I MIGHT TAKE A NAP.
411
00:15:39,741 --> 00:15:41,608
I'M GONNA MAKE YOU SOME TEA.
412
00:15:41,676 --> 00:15:42,876
HEY, THANKS.
413
00:15:42,945 --> 00:15:44,077
GOD!
414
00:15:44,146 --> 00:15:46,113
OH, GOD, IT BURNS.
415
00:15:46,182 --> 00:15:48,016
HOT, HOT, HOT, HOT.
416
00:15:48,084 --> 00:15:49,418
IT'S LIKE WE'RE DEAD.
417
00:15:49,486 --> 00:15:50,519
RIGHT, WE FORGOT.
418
00:15:50,587 --> 00:15:51,920
WE HAVE TO SAVE THEM.
419
00:15:51,988 --> 00:15:52,721
YES, STARBOY,
BUT HOW?
420
00:15:52,790 --> 00:15:54,857
BUT HOW?
421
00:15:54,926 --> 00:15:58,227
WE HAVE TO LEARN THE EVIL
HISTORICICAL FIGURESSES
WEAKNESSESSES.
422
00:15:58,296 --> 00:16:00,364
WHAT?
423
00:16:00,433 --> 00:16:02,344
Starboy:WE HAVE TO LEARNTHEIR WEAKNESSES.
424
00:16:02,368 --> 00:16:03,133
WE DO.
425
00:16:03,202 --> 00:16:04,635
YES, CAP'UM.
426
00:16:04,704 --> 00:16:06,504
I SUPPOSE WE SHOULD
GET COOKING ON THAT.
427
00:16:06,573 --> 00:16:09,341
LET'S GO BACK TO
THE HOT DOG FACTORY.
428
00:16:11,111 --> 00:16:13,045
OKAY.
429
00:16:13,113 --> 00:16:15,781
SO THEN TELL ME WHAT YOU
KNOW ABOUT WASHINGTON?
430
00:16:15,850 --> 00:16:17,751
IT'S A JUNIOR HIGH.
MM.
431
00:16:17,820 --> 00:16:20,987
IT'S ON WASHINGTON STREET.
MM.
432
00:16:21,056 --> 00:16:25,893
WAS A——HE WAS THE ONE THAT
DISCOVERED WASHINGTON STATE.
433
00:16:25,962 --> 00:16:27,140
AND I DON'T KNOW, I GUESS
HE WAS THE FIRST PRESIDENT.
434
00:16:27,164 --> 00:16:28,230
YES.
435
00:16:28,298 --> 00:16:30,098
AND—...
436
00:16:30,167 --> 00:16:34,537
HE'S, UH, EVIL.
437
00:16:34,606 --> 00:16:36,384
YOU KNOW, BRENDON, A LOT
OF THIS INFORMATION
438
00:16:36,408 --> 00:16:39,276
IS ACTUALLY IN YOUR BOOK.
439
00:16:39,345 --> 00:16:40,922
Lynch:REMEMBER THOSE THINGSWITH THE COVER LIKE ON THEM.
440
00:16:40,946 --> 00:16:42,546
ER, THE BOOKS.
441
00:16:42,615 --> 00:16:44,293
YEAH, REMEMBER THE ONE
THAT SAYS HISTORY
442
00:16:44,317 --> 00:16:45,795
AND IT HAS WASHINGTON
ON THE COVER.
443
00:16:45,819 --> 00:16:48,753
YEAH, UM, I GOT THAT SOMEWHERE.
444
00:16:48,822 --> 00:16:49,655
YEAH, THAT'S THE HISTORY BOOK.
445
00:16:49,724 --> 00:16:50,990
OKAY.
446
00:16:51,058 --> 00:16:52,636
Lynch:BRENDON.
YEAH?
447
00:16:52,660 --> 00:16:54,304
DO YOU FEEL LIKE YOU
GET EASILY DISTRACTED?
448
00:16:54,328 --> 00:16:55,629
LET ME PUT THIS ANOTHER WAY.
449
00:16:55,698 --> 00:16:57,175
YOU GET EASILY DISTRACTED,
DID YOU KNOW THAT?
450
00:16:57,199 --> 00:16:59,432
WELL, LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING.
451
00:16:59,502 --> 00:17:01,769
DO YOU KNOW HOW
HOT DOGS ARE MADE?
452
00:17:01,838 --> 00:17:03,716
Lynch:MM, I THINK WE'RE GONNA HAVE TOFIND A WAY TO GET YOU TO FOCUS.
453
00:17:03,740 --> 00:17:04,539
ON WHAT?
454
00:17:04,608 --> 00:17:05,540
ON WHAT.
455
00:17:05,609 --> 00:17:06,509
ON WHAT DO YOU THINK?
456
00:17:06,577 --> 00:17:07,075
ON WHAT DO I THINK?
457
00:17:07,144 --> 00:17:07,977
YES.
458
00:17:08,045 --> 00:17:09,344
YES AS IN CORRECT.
459
00:17:09,413 --> 00:17:11,346
YES AS IN CORRECT.
460
00:17:11,415 --> 00:17:13,817
NOW, WHAT DO YOU THINK IS
WHAT YOU SHOULD FOCUS ON.
461
00:17:13,886 --> 00:17:14,685
YES AS IN CORRECT ON
THE WHAT DO I THINK
462
00:17:14,753 --> 00:17:15,319
IS WHAT I SHOULD FOCUS ON.
463
00:17:15,387 --> 00:17:16,219
MM—HMM.
464
00:17:16,288 --> 00:17:17,555
ON THOSE GRADES OF MINE.
465
00:17:17,624 --> 00:17:19,791
YES, AS IN CORRECT.
Brendon: YES.
466
00:17:19,859 --> 00:17:21,036
BUT I THINK THE PROBLEM HERE
IS THAT YOU HAVE
467
00:17:21,060 --> 00:17:22,560
A HARD TIME PAYING ATTENTION.
468
00:17:22,629 --> 00:17:24,474
ON THAT, WHAT I THINK IS
YES, AS IN CORRECT.
469
00:17:24,498 --> 00:17:26,376
LOOK BRENDON, I WOULDN'T
BE TRYING TO HELP YOU
470
00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:27,666
IF I DIDN'T THINK I WAS SMART.
471
00:17:27,735 --> 00:17:29,902
WELL, I APPRECIATE THAT.
472
00:17:29,971 --> 00:17:31,571
HEY, BRENDON,
473
00:17:31,640 --> 00:17:32,750
WHAT ARE YOU ANGRY
AT ME FOR, ALL RIGHT?
474
00:17:32,774 --> 00:17:34,273
WELL, I NEVER SAID
I WAS ANGRY.
475
00:17:34,344 --> 00:17:35,354
WELL, YOU'RE ANGRY
BECAUSE I GAVE YOU
476
00:17:35,378 --> 00:17:37,044
THE WRONG ANSWER THAT ONE TIME.
477
00:17:37,112 --> 00:17:39,647
YOU GAVE ME WRONG ANSWERS,
BUT I'M NOT MAD.
478
00:17:39,716 --> 00:17:41,182
I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING ELSE.
479
00:17:41,251 --> 00:17:43,563
I SHOULD BE MAD AT YOU
BECAUSE YOU'RE THE ONE
480
00:17:43,587 --> 00:17:44,764
WHO STARTED SEEING
THIS OTHER TUTOR.
481
00:17:44,788 --> 00:17:45,487
I'M——I'M NOT SEEING ANYBODY.
482
00:17:45,557 --> 00:17:46,767
WHO IS IT?
483
00:17:46,791 --> 00:17:48,703
YOU KNOW WHAT,
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW.
484
00:17:48,727 --> 00:17:50,604
I'M JUST SUPPOSED TO BE
YOUR SOCCER COACH.
485
00:17:50,628 --> 00:17:52,963
THAT'S WHAT I GET PAID FOR
AND I FIGURED I COULD MAKE
486
00:17:53,031 --> 00:17:54,743
A LITTLE MONEY ON
THE SIDE TUTORING YOU.
487
00:17:54,767 --> 00:17:56,010
BUT I ALSO FELT SORRY FOR
YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE SLOW.
488
00:17:56,034 --> 00:17:57,780
OH, WHAT ARE YOU
GETTING ALL BENT—...
489
00:17:57,804 --> 00:17:58,236
HEY, WHO ARE YOU CALLING SLOW?
490
00:17:58,304 --> 00:17:58,870
YOU.
491
00:17:58,938 --> 00:17:59,971
HUH, REAL NICE.
492
00:18:00,039 --> 00:18:01,039
YEAH, YEAH IT IS.
493
00:18:01,107 --> 00:18:02,039
YEAH, REAL NICE.
494
00:18:02,108 --> 00:18:03,308
I'M NOT THE SLOW ONE.
495
00:18:03,378 --> 00:18:05,210
YEAH, SO THIS IS IT THEN.
496
00:18:05,279 --> 00:18:06,211
McGuirk:
YEAH, THIS IS IT.
497
00:18:06,280 --> 00:18:07,880
GREAT.
NICE KNOWING YOU.
498
00:18:07,949 --> 00:18:08,615
OKAY, I'M WILLING TO PUT IT
ALL ON THE LINE, OKAY.
499
00:18:08,684 --> 00:18:09,616
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
500
00:18:09,685 --> 00:18:10,751
I DON'T KNOW.
501
00:18:10,819 --> 00:18:11,551
TELL YOUR TUTOR I SAID "HI."
502
00:18:11,620 --> 00:18:12,620
WELL, MAYBE I WILL.
503
00:18:12,654 --> 00:18:13,821
WELL, GO AHEAD AND SAY IT.
504
00:18:13,890 --> 00:18:16,190
WELL, MAYBE I——OKAY.
OKAY, GOODBYE.
505
00:18:16,259 --> 00:18:17,403
McGuirk: BYE—BYE.
SEE YOU LATER.
506
00:18:17,427 --> 00:18:18,092
WALK AWAY.
507
00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:19,495
I'M WALKING.
508
00:18:19,563 --> 00:18:22,664
AND PARDON ME FOR CARING
ABOUT YOUR WELL—BEING.
509
00:18:22,733 --> 00:18:24,333
WHAT?
510
00:18:24,402 --> 00:18:26,347
I SAID, PARDON ME FOR CARING
ABOUT YOUR WELL—BEING.
511
00:18:26,371 --> 00:18:27,904
WHAT?
512
00:18:27,973 --> 00:18:29,116
THAT'S WHAT I GET FOR
TRYING TO HELP SOMEONE.
513
00:18:29,140 --> 00:18:31,074
ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?
514
00:18:31,143 --> 00:18:32,454
YOU PROBABLY DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHO DID THE GETTYSBURG ADDRESS?
515
00:18:32,478 --> 00:18:33,877
YES, I DO.
516
00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:35,123
McGuirk: OH, YEAH, WH?
NIXON.
517
00:18:35,147 --> 00:18:36,148
THAT'S CORRECT.
518
00:18:36,216 --> 00:18:36,815
AND WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT?
519
00:18:36,883 --> 00:18:39,050
UH, YOU DID.
520
00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:40,229
YEAH.
THAT'S RIGHT, I DID.
521
00:18:40,253 --> 00:18:41,854
OH, MAN.
522
00:18:41,923 --> 00:18:42,855
WELL, I'LL ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGY.
523
00:18:42,924 --> 00:18:43,790
LET'S HEAR IT.
524
00:18:43,858 --> 00:18:45,591
I'M SORRY.
525
00:18:45,660 --> 00:18:47,439
McGuirk:
NO, LET'S HEAR THE ADDRESS
526
00:18:47,463 --> 00:18:51,432
IN THE NIXON VOICE
THAT I TAUGHT YOU.
527
00:18:51,500 --> 00:18:54,703
Nixon impression:
I'M NOT A CROOK.
528
00:18:54,771 --> 00:18:56,716
QUICKLY CAPTAIN, UNTIE
THEM AS FAST AS YOU CAN.
529
00:18:56,740 --> 00:19:00,442
YEAH, WE'LL DO.
530
00:19:00,510 --> 00:19:01,944
MR. PANTS, THERE THEY ARE.
531
00:19:02,012 --> 00:19:03,947
GET THEM.
532
00:19:04,015 --> 00:19:05,615
STARBOY AND
THE CAPTAIN OF OUTER SPACE
533
00:19:05,683 --> 00:19:07,984
WILL SOON BE NO MORE.
534
00:19:08,053 --> 00:19:10,087
HA, HA, HA—...
535
00:19:10,156 --> 00:19:11,622
GET THEM, MR. PANTS.
536
00:19:11,691 --> 00:19:13,001
Captain:
NICE KNOWING YOU, STARBOY.
537
00:19:13,025 --> 00:19:15,138
I GUESS I'LL SEE YOU
ON THE OTHER SIDE.
538
00:19:15,162 --> 00:19:16,162
OF WHAT?
539
00:19:16,229 --> 00:19:17,396
GET THEM, MR. PANTS.
540
00:19:17,465 --> 00:19:18,364
WAIT.
541
00:19:18,432 --> 00:19:19,597
I HAVE A PLAN.
542
00:19:19,667 --> 00:19:20,900
PARDON ME, MR. PANTS.
543
00:19:20,969 --> 00:19:22,501
HAVE YOU BEEN WORKING OUT?
544
00:19:22,571 --> 00:19:24,370
NO.
545
00:19:24,439 --> 00:19:26,250
BECAUSE I——THE REASON
I SAY THAT IS
546
00:19:26,275 --> 00:19:27,853
BECAUSE YOU HAVE
A GREAT PHYSIQUE.
547
00:19:27,877 --> 00:19:30,678
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT, STARBOY—— OH!
548
00:19:30,746 --> 00:19:32,881
COMPLIMENT HIM.
549
00:19:32,950 --> 00:19:36,051
YEAH, SO, MR. PANTS,
ARE YOU A MODEL?
550
00:19:36,119 --> 00:19:37,218
NO.
551
00:19:37,287 --> 00:19:38,888
DO YOU HAVE ANY HEAD SHOTS?
552
00:19:38,957 --> 00:19:41,156
STARBOY AND I
ARE MAKING A FILM.
553
00:19:41,225 --> 00:19:42,625
YES, WE——WE ARE FILM MAKERS.
554
00:19:42,694 --> 00:19:43,894
WELL, WE'RE PRODUCERS.
555
00:19:43,963 --> 00:19:47,197
WELL, YES, AND HE'S A STAR.
556
00:19:47,265 --> 00:19:49,211
OH, NO, THEY'RE CONFUSING
MR. PANTS WITH COMPLIMENTS.
557
00:19:49,235 --> 00:19:52,269
DON'T LISTEN, MR. PANTS.
558
00:19:52,338 --> 00:19:55,074
♪ WELL YOU'RE A PRETTY KITTY
NOW GET THOSE GUYS, ♪
559
00:19:55,142 --> 00:19:58,644
♪ PUT THEM IN A BOX
AND TAPE UP THE SIDES ♪
560
00:19:58,713 --> 00:20:01,714
♪ NOW THROW IT INTO SPACE,
SHALL WE, STRAIGHT UP THERE ♪
561
00:20:01,783 --> 00:20:04,350
♪ BECAUSE YOU'RE A PRETTY KITTY
WITH PRETTY KITTY HAIR ♪
562
00:20:05,220 --> 00:20:07,855
♪
563
00:20:14,498 --> 00:20:16,231
OH, NO.
564
00:20:16,300 --> 00:20:19,568
WE'RE IN OUTER SPACE.
565
00:20:24,810 --> 00:20:26,710
BRENDON, UH,
566
00:20:26,779 --> 00:20:28,524
YOU MIND COMING UP
HERE FOR A SECOND.
567
00:20:28,548 --> 00:20:29,926
I'D LIKE TO DISCUSS THE HISTORY
TEST YOU TOOK YESTERDAY.
568
00:20:29,950 --> 00:20:31,916
OH, MAN.
569
00:20:31,985 --> 00:20:33,953
I FAILED, DIDN'T I?
570
00:20:34,021 --> 00:20:36,066
WELL, WELL, NOT SO FAST
THERE, LITTLE MISTER.
571
00:20:36,090 --> 00:20:38,650
WHY DON'T YOU
TAKE A LOOK FIRST?
572
00:20:41,429 --> 00:20:42,929
I GOT AN F.
573
00:20:42,998 --> 00:20:45,666
CONGRATULATIONS.
574
00:20:48,071 --> 00:20:51,373
I'LL SEE YOU AFTER SCHOOL TODAY.
575
00:20:51,442 --> 00:20:54,944
LOOKS LIKE WE WON, HEY STARBOY.
576
00:20:55,012 --> 00:20:56,257
YEAH, IT DOES, OLD FRIEND.
577
00:20:56,281 --> 00:20:57,647
YEAH, IT DOES.
578
00:20:57,716 --> 00:21:00,650
WHAT NOW DO WE DO?
579
00:21:00,719 --> 00:21:05,355
WE WAIT AND WE SIT AND IF
EVIL COMES, WE'LL BE READY.
580
00:21:05,424 --> 00:21:09,394
YES, READY BECAUSE NOBODY
CAN BEAT US, STARBOY.
581
00:21:09,463 --> 00:21:12,197
NOT EVEN OUR FOREFATHERS.
582
00:21:12,265 --> 00:21:15,601
OR OUR FOREMOTHERS.
583
00:21:15,669 --> 00:21:17,236
HUH.
584
00:21:17,305 --> 00:21:18,538
FOREMOTHERS, HUH?
585
00:21:18,607 --> 00:21:20,340
YEAH, I WANTED TO BE EQUAL.
586
00:21:20,409 --> 00:21:21,409
YEAH.
587
00:21:21,476 --> 00:21:22,176
DID YOU ENJOY IT?
588
00:21:22,244 --> 00:21:23,812
YES.
589
00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:26,247
IT——IT WAS A LITTLE CONFUSING.
590
00:21:26,316 --> 00:21:27,359
WELL, I MEAN, IT'S A KIND
OF MOVIE YOU HAVE TO WATCH
591
00:21:27,383 --> 00:21:29,350
A FEW TIMES TO TOTALLY GET.
592
00:21:29,420 --> 00:21:31,098
UH, I'M SORT OF CONCERNED
THOUGH ABOUT YOUR BRAINS.
593
00:21:31,122 --> 00:21:32,855
WHAT ABOUT THEM?
594
00:21:32,924 --> 00:21:34,601
I'M CONCERNED THAT THEY
MIGHT HAVE BEEN DAMAGED.
595
00:21:34,625 --> 00:21:37,794
OH, SO YOU'VE SEEN MY TEST.
596
00:21:37,863 --> 00:21:40,363
I DON'T THINK THAT COUNTED
AS A TEST BECAUSE IN A TEST
597
00:21:40,432 --> 00:21:42,311
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO
ANSWER THE QUESTIONS.
598
00:21:42,335 --> 00:21:43,701
I KNOW.
599
00:21:43,769 --> 00:21:44,702
YOU DID NOT
ANSWER THE QUESTIONS.
600
00:21:44,770 --> 00:21:46,338
I KNOW.
601
00:21:46,406 --> 00:21:47,684
THOUGH YOU DID DIAGRAM
THE SENTENCES OF THE QUESTIONS.
602
00:21:47,708 --> 00:21:48,640
YEAH.
603
00:21:48,709 --> 00:21:49,474
WHICH YOU DID WRONG.
604
00:21:49,543 --> 00:21:51,076
AM I IN TROUBLE?
605
00:21:51,145 --> 00:21:52,589
WELL THE BAD NEWS IS
THAT YOU ARE GROUNDED.
606
00:21:52,613 --> 00:21:54,580
WHAT'S THE GOOD NEWS?
607
00:21:54,649 --> 00:21:55,993
I'M NOT LETTING YOU USE
YOUR CAMERA FOR TWO WEEKS.
608
00:21:56,017 --> 00:21:57,852
I THINK THAT'S STILL BAD NEWS.
609
00:21:57,920 --> 00:21:59,231
TRUST ME THAT MIGHT
BE GOOD NEWS.
610
00:22:27,788 --> 00:22:31,829
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