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- What's out there?
- You scared me.
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Gonna have to tie a bell around your neck
so you don't keep sneaking up on me.
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What do you look at in the ocean?
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Oh, nothing.
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You spend a lot of time staring at "nothing."
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Okay, I take it back.
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It's something, it's the big "out there."
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The ocean is powerful, but mostly it's vast.
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It's full of life, mystery.
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Who knows what lies out there
beneath the surface?
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- Monsters?
- Monsters? Maybe.
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Dreams, sunken treasure.
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It's the great unknown.
That's what the ocean is.
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I don't want to go, Mom.
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I know you don't, but you have to.
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It's gonna be fine.
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They all think I choked that girl.
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Yeah, but you know that you didn't
and I know that you didn't.
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And it's good enough for me.
It should be good enough for you.
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It's gonna be good enough
for everyone else, too.
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What's our mantra?
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Every day, we're gonna be...
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- Brave.
- So brave.
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Good job. Let's go.
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Mom. Why did we move here?
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Ziggy-
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Okay.
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I don't have time for this this morning.
Please put your shirt on.
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Why did we move here?
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- Why?
- That's enough.
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You can finish that in the car. Let's go.
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I don't mean to do your job
but it begs the question,
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"Is she running from something?"
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You cannot be serious, Joseph.
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What?
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No.
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No, this makes us look like cowards.
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If you roll over on this, it sets a precedent...
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- He basically laughed.
- Do not yell at me!
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- They don't know.
- You're the one... Honey, can you...
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If I go talk to the mayor,
he might consider legal...
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Do you understand
the precedent that you'd be setting?
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- I'd have to solicit the city council...
- Don't yell at me.
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...to even get funding to retain a lawyer.
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You know what?
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I'm a lady and I've never said
this to anybody ever in my entire life,
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but I'm going to say it to you.
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You can go fuck yourself on the head.
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Right on the head?
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I'm sorry,
but he's trying to shut down Avenue Q.
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He says it's too controversial.
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What does he want to replace it with?
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Don't tell me Cats.
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Do you remember your first day at school?
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I do, actually.
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I got asked out on a date
by a second-grader, no less.
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Did we accept?
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He wore white Docksiders.
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I'm sorry about last night.
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The idea of a bully in the class...
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I don't think he's a bully,
but you're probably right.
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We should err on the side of safety.
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Wish I didn't have to fly out tonight.
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I was thinking,
when you get back from Vienna,
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maybe we could see another counselor.
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Yeah. I think it's a good idea.
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This is gonna be a really good
year for us, Sparkles.
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- We'll just go away forever.
- Why?
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That's what the rulebook says.
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Oops.
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Oh, wow. Bit of a line here.
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Oh, it'll move quickly.
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We just drop-and-go.
They've got it down to a science.
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Water, water, water.
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We don't go in?
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No, we just drop them off.
They can't be bothered with the parents now.
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What, so we don't get to meet the teachers?
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We did all that yesterday at orientation.
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No. They go right into class today, don't you?
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Big boys.
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Max, look what the witch gives me.
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MAXI Whoa!
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And that's not something
you could have mentioned?
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We discussed it.
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Hey!
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School time.
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You could've told me
the Orientation Day was...
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Don't.
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We may have assigned seats.
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If not, you can plop down right next to me.
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Hi, Skye.
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- This is my friend, Ziggy.
- Hi. We're half-sisters.
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Sort of.
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- My mom was married to her dad.
- Hi, Chloe.
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- Hey, Mama Bear.
- Hi.
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I'm going to yoga class. You wanna join me?
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I would love to, but I have a job interview.
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Oh, wow.
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Don't worry about him, honey.
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He's gonna be fine. I promise.
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Get laid, bitch.
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God! See you later.
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Maybe it was inappropriate
handing out invites on the first day,
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but Renata's a planner.
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Renata was sending a message.
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I was thinking you could do it.
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I don't practice anymore. I can't.
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I know, but you could come out
of retirement just this one time,
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so you could safeguard
all the arts for Monterey.
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Plus, hear me out.
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I would be your only client,
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and how fun would that be
to have drinks with the client?
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- Yoga is a time for quiet reflection.
- Yeah, I know.
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- I don't like to be touched.
- Okay. Breathe into it.
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- Okay.
- There you go.
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Back corner.
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Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
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Don't "shush" me.
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She has her own yoga studio.
What's she even doing here?
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Okay.
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We do have a session where
the rules are more relaxed, you know?
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Our perimenopausal class.
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That won't be necessary.
I won't be coming back.
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You will never believe
what she just said to me.
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- What?
- Here. No. Here.
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- You look so pretty...
- Please don't post that on Facebook.
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- Ed will kill me...
- Hey, Maddie. Hey, Celeste.
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How amazing was that class?
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Hi, guys. Nathan, yoga, wow.
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Yeah. Bonnie got me into it.
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Yeah, well, you know.
Gotta sweat out all those toxins.
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We drank like a bottle of wine last night,
and today I was like, "You're going to yoga."
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You know, I got Abby to sign up
for one of my piloxing classes.
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That's fantastic.
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Oh, I'm gonna call again
about that petition thing.
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- I mean, it's ridiculous.
- You don't need to worry about it.
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But they should be able to
just take my name off it, I mean.
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Nothing's gonna stop us, honey.
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Ticking bomb, I'll leave it at that.
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Tick, tick, tick.
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Could she put a shirt on?
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Boom.
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Our very first project will be for each of you
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to do a family tree.
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Where you get to talk about
your wonderful family.
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Isn't that great?
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But, before that
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I am going to introduce you
to a very, very special friend to our class.
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This is Harry the Hippo.
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Now Harry here has been
a beloved member of the first grade,
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for almost...
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Ten years!
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Now I know you're not
in kindergarten anymore,
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and you're about to find out
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that the transition to first grade
is not always easy.
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But with Harry here, you won't even
notice it. I promise.
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And the best part.
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You will all have your turn
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to take Harry home for sleepovers.
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Yes!
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Well, I'm going to start off our day
by passing Harry around,
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so you can all greet him with a hug. Okay?
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Here you go, Billy.
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Yes.
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Does Harry want to be hugged?
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Why, yes. Harry loves hugs.
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I mean, look, let's face it.
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Amabella picked that Ziggy out of a line-up
and she was unwavering.
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The kid was off, I'll leave it at that.
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I thought your flight was at 5:00.
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Traffic might be bad.
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- It's 11:30.
- Thank you. Good to know.
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Are you serious?
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I changed my flight so I could be here
on their first day of school.
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And then I don't even get
to go in the building.
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I understand, but I just...
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And for you to just dismiss
my being upset about it?
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I didn't dismiss anything.
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- I just don't want to get blamed...
- Yeah, you know what I think?
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I think you didn't want me
to be there for Orientation.
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What?
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You decided to have that moment
all to yourself.
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Mommy and her boys.
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You are such a child.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm...
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Don't.
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I'm so sorry.
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Fuck.
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Hey, hey. Hey, hey.
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Sorry. It's just...
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Fuck. I'm sorry.
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It's just, all this traveling,
I feel like I'm missing out on so much.
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They'll be grown one day and I...
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Sorry. Sorry, sorry.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey-
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No,no,no,no,no.
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There you go.
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There you go.
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Yeah!
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No!
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Oh, God!
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God.
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Perry and Celeste?
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Honestly? I'd sleep with either.
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Call the Wall Street Journal and tell them
we make a deal now with these guys
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or they're never gonna
have anybody buy them.
208
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No, this is ridiculous.
209
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Juliette?
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Because my daughter's gotta get picked up.
Sorry, I'm distracted...
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Yes.
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You need to get in the car right now
and... Hold on one second.
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I thought you were picking her up.
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No, I'm doing an interview here!
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Turns out, it's actually harder
to have a part-time job versus a full-time job
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because, in addition to doing all that work,
you're out there scouring for another job.
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- Are you looking for another job?
- I only do 20 hours a week, max.
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Between you and I, I try and maintain
my full-time mommy status,
219
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so I can lord over women like Renata
and the other career mommies.
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Oh, there they are. Our future world leaders.
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- Do you see mine?
- Yep.
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- Chloe!
- Ma'am, please.
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What, I can't call for my own daughter?
224
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Please re-board the vehicle, ma'am.
225
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- You causing trouble, woman?
- Get in the car.
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And don't ever blow your whistle at me again.
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You're new here, I'm not.
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- Mommy!
- Hi, baby!
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- So, how was your first day?
- Fine. We got to meet Harry the Hippo.
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- And, Zig?
- Good.
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- Yeah?
- Teacher's nice.
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She is? Oh, that's amazing!
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- That's so great.
- What's that?
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Oh, Amabella's having a party. That's sweet.
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I didn't get invited.
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Honey, you don't know her very well.
You don't know her at all.
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This is
about that stupid accusation.
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It's fine.
239
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Okay, what are we listening to?
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Feces is never terribly far
from Madeline's fan.
241
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And the whole party thing created a vortex.
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Outrageous is what it is.
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For the whole class to be invited
with the exception of Ziggy?
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- I mean, come on.
- Is he the kid who...
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- Will you please...
- What?
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Chloe.
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- Abby, come on.
- This is so Renata.
248
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On the very first day of school?
249
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Well, if she's convinced that this Ziggy
poses a threat to her daughter's safety,
250
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of course he's not going to get invited.
251
00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:35,958
I'm just saying
252
00:16:36,078 --> 00:16:38,797
that distributing the invitations
in the classroom,
253
00:16:38,915 --> 00:16:40,041
to the exception of one person,
254
00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:41,376
I mean, it's just unacceptable.
255
00:16:41,459 --> 00:16:43,302
Thank you, honey. This looks delicious.
256
00:16:44,754 --> 00:16:46,472
Abby, are you dating the fridge?
257
00:16:48,758 --> 00:16:52,808
Mmm. Chloe. I set up a standing play-date
with you and Ziggy on Thursdays.
258
00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:54,263
Cool.
259
00:16:55,890 --> 00:16:58,985
- Are we sure that's a good idea?
- Why would it not be?
260
00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:01,813
We don't know for a fact that he's innocent.
261
00:17:02,813 --> 00:17:06,943
Maybe the benefit of the doubt
should run to Chloe's favor instead of Ziggy.
262
00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:10,120
Are you suggesting I might be
putting my daughter in harm's way?
263
00:17:10,238 --> 00:17:11,956
Oh, you mean our daughter?
264
00:17:13,741 --> 00:17:16,836
Chloe, I don't know why you didn't text me
or call me when the snub happened.
265
00:17:16,953 --> 00:17:18,921
I might have been able to intervene.
266
00:17:18,996 --> 00:17:20,248
How would she call you?
267
00:17:24,001 --> 00:17:25,719
She has a phone in her doll.
268
00:17:25,795 --> 00:17:29,800
Don't start with me right now.
It's just for emergencies.
269
00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:32,810
You really shouldn't encourage her
to play with dolls.
270
00:17:33,427 --> 00:17:34,804
And why is that exactly?
271
00:17:35,846 --> 00:17:37,519
It's a little 1960s.
272
00:17:37,932 --> 00:17:40,185
Not to mention sexist. Is it a Barbie doll?
273
00:17:40,309 --> 00:17:42,778
You can't fit a phone in a Barbie, dummy.
274
00:17:42,853 --> 00:17:44,025
Chloe.
275
00:17:44,647 --> 00:17:46,445
Barbies aren't allowed anyways.
276
00:17:46,524 --> 00:17:49,698
Sylvie Baker's gave Joey Proccacini a boner.
277
00:17:51,362 --> 00:17:54,115
Okay. You know, Abigail,
278
00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:58,044
I am super impressed with your emerging
social conscience, I really am.
279
00:17:58,619 --> 00:18:01,714
Shall we leave it at that
or is now the time to pile on Bonnie?
280
00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:27,524
I just have a very low tolerance for injustice,
281
00:18:27,815 --> 00:18:30,534
which is exactly what's going on
with Ziggy and his mom.
282
00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:35,039
You fled the table
when Abby brought up Bonnie.
283
00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:38,660
I'd ask you what's the deal with Bonnie,
284
00:18:38,743 --> 00:18:41,587
but I think we both know
it's really about Nathan.
285
00:18:42,413 --> 00:18:44,415
- That is not true.
- That is true.
286
00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:47,339
Ed, I shouldn't have to
constantly run into the guy.
287
00:18:47,418 --> 00:18:49,466
Monterey has 30,000 people
288
00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:52,970
and I can't go to a goddamn yoga class
without seeing him and her?
289
00:18:53,049 --> 00:18:55,598
And yoga? Give me a break.
290
00:18:55,718 --> 00:18:58,813
When I was married to him,
he wouldn't so much as go for a walk,
291
00:18:58,888 --> 00:19:01,232
and when he finally did, he never came back.
292
00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:03,355
Remember that big fight I promised?
293
00:19:03,434 --> 00:19:05,107
- Yeah.
- I think now would be a good time.
294
00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:06,274
Why?
295
00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:09,444
Is Nathan the one?
296
00:19:09,732 --> 00:19:10,733
What?
297
00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:12,072
- What do you mean...
- The one.
298
00:19:12,193 --> 00:19:13,786
For every person, there's "the one."
299
00:19:15,196 --> 00:19:17,574
Case in point, you're my one.
300
00:19:17,698 --> 00:19:19,416
- Well, you are my...
- Shut up!
301
00:19:20,785 --> 00:19:24,210
But for you, he's the one
you fell irreparably in love with,
302
00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:26,336
who irreparably broke your heart.
303
00:19:26,415 --> 00:19:29,259
Who you apparently can't get over,
15 years later.
304
00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:32,842
- Have you lost your mind?
- No.
305
00:19:32,922 --> 00:19:35,926
I'm never out of my mind.
I don't get to be crazy, Madeline.
306
00:19:36,217 --> 00:19:38,436
I'm stable, I'm grounded.
307
00:19:39,095 --> 00:19:41,223
Good old steady Eddie, that's me.
308
00:19:42,556 --> 00:19:43,603
Wow.
309
00:19:44,934 --> 00:19:46,652
Where is this coming from?
310
00:19:47,478 --> 00:19:51,153
It's coming from the fact that
you don't really seem to adore me,
311
00:19:51,273 --> 00:19:53,571
that you're rarely interested in having sex.
312
00:19:53,651 --> 00:19:57,781
But, specifically today, it's coming
from your constant carrying on
313
00:19:57,905 --> 00:20:01,125
about Nathan and his seemingly perfect life.
314
00:20:01,242 --> 00:20:04,496
Which tells me that
you're far from satisfied with your own.
315
00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:06,338
And I'm fucking sick of it.
316
00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:12,803
Look, I may not be
the good-looking adventure ride, okay?
317
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:17,517
But there is something to be said
for being there, for being truthful,
318
00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:20,512
for being somebody
you can steadfastly count on.
319
00:20:23,931 --> 00:20:27,185
I will not be anybody's runner-up.
You need to hear that.
320
00:20:28,185 --> 00:20:30,483
Scratch the surface of any Jimmy Stewart...
321
00:20:32,148 --> 00:20:33,365
Charlie Manson.
322
00:20:36,193 --> 00:20:37,285
No.
323
00:20:47,455 --> 00:20:50,049
- You okay?
- He's scared.
324
00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:52,630
Scared?
325
00:20:53,669 --> 00:20:54,886
What are you scared of?
326
00:20:55,671 --> 00:20:56,672
No, I'm not.
327
00:20:58,215 --> 00:21:00,343
- He is.
- Oh, he is.
328
00:21:10,227 --> 00:21:11,524
How's Ziggy doing?
329
00:21:13,189 --> 00:21:14,190
Good.
330
00:21:15,983 --> 00:21:18,827
Do you think he was the one
who hurt Amabella the other day?
331
00:21:18,903 --> 00:21:21,031
- No.
- He's really nice.
332
00:21:21,363 --> 00:21:22,740
Could he come over?
333
00:21:25,201 --> 00:21:26,919
- Yeah. Maybe.
- Okay.
334
00:21:27,912 --> 00:21:29,585
Just have to ask your dad.
335
00:21:37,171 --> 00:21:38,844
Hey, wanna meet me at Side Door?
336
00:21:38,923 --> 00:21:41,767
I need to swap out my family for some vodka.
337
00:21:42,009 --> 00:21:44,353
-ls your nanny there?
- Yeah, she is, actually.
338
00:21:44,428 --> 00:21:45,896
Great. I'll see you then.
339
00:21:48,057 --> 00:21:50,901
I think they both had drinking problems. I do.
340
00:21:51,227 --> 00:21:55,107
Well, I'm happy to let you post it,
but nobody really reads these flyers.
341
00:21:55,564 --> 00:21:57,942
And if you want to get work these days,
you need a website.
342
00:21:58,067 --> 00:22:00,536
- I know, it's just so expensive.
- It's not as much as you think.
343
00:22:00,611 --> 00:22:03,911
Madeline's husband, Ed, is in web design.
He could help you put something together.
344
00:22:04,406 --> 00:22:05,578
Maybe.
345
00:22:05,783 --> 00:22:08,753
I already have an accountant,
but otherwise, I would...
346
00:22:09,787 --> 00:22:11,460
- It's all good.
- No, I would.
347
00:22:11,580 --> 00:22:15,210
- Do you have any clients?
- Yeah, a few portables still from Santa Cruz.
348
00:22:16,293 --> 00:22:17,920
Can I ask what brought you here?
349
00:22:18,045 --> 00:22:20,423
The schools are great,
to build a better life for her son.
350
00:22:20,548 --> 00:22:21,891
That's all you'll get.
351
00:22:22,383 --> 00:22:24,385
Whoa. Yes, Ziggy.
352
00:22:24,468 --> 00:22:26,937
I did come here with dreams of a certain life.
You are right.
353
00:22:28,764 --> 00:22:30,141
Hopefully a better one.
354
00:22:32,393 --> 00:22:33,440
Mom.
355
00:22:34,603 --> 00:22:35,946
The chocolate one?
356
00:22:37,231 --> 00:22:38,483
Okay, but I'm eating some.
357
00:22:48,659 --> 00:22:53,756
We're looking at the victim's relationships
with every parent who attended Trivia Night.
358
00:22:59,461 --> 00:23:02,761
"ls Nathan the one?" Of course not!
359
00:23:03,424 --> 00:23:05,768
That he doubts my love for him?
360
00:23:06,302 --> 00:23:08,020
And Ed's not a neurotic guy.
361
00:23:08,971 --> 00:23:13,317
So, maybe it is me, maybe I'm just lousy
at conveying how much I...
362
00:23:13,434 --> 00:23:14,526
I don't know.
363
00:23:14,643 --> 00:23:16,987
You once said that you two
don't have sex very often.
364
00:23:17,104 --> 00:23:22,326
That's because I'm exhausted all the time
from school, or the kids, or the play.
365
00:23:24,445 --> 00:23:25,947
What was Nathan like in bed?
366
00:23:26,780 --> 00:23:28,282
I don't want to talk about Nathan.
367
00:23:28,365 --> 00:23:29,537
- Really?
- Yeah.
368
00:23:29,658 --> 00:23:31,001
But we are talking about Nathan.
369
00:23:31,118 --> 00:23:33,621
- No, we were talking about Ed.
- Okay.
370
00:23:34,204 --> 00:23:35,376
Okay, what?
371
00:23:35,497 --> 00:23:39,673
Is it possible that you had a little more
passion for Nathan than you have for Ed?
372
00:23:39,793 --> 00:23:42,342
And maybe he senses that?
373
00:23:42,838 --> 00:23:46,513
Men can be a little more intuitive
than we give them credit for, you know.
374
00:23:47,635 --> 00:23:49,808
Have you thought about seeing a counselor?
375
00:23:50,679 --> 00:23:53,353
My God, we don't need a counselor.
Couples fight.
376
00:23:53,474 --> 00:23:56,148
You telling me you and Perry don't ever fight?
377
00:23:56,226 --> 00:23:57,352
Yeah, we do.
378
00:23:58,979 --> 00:23:59,980
Sometimes.
379
00:24:00,064 --> 00:24:02,112
And then do you run off
to therapy afterwards?
380
00:24:05,319 --> 00:24:07,993
More often than not, we end up having sex.
381
00:24:10,366 --> 00:24:11,413
Really?
382
00:24:12,034 --> 00:24:13,081
Yes.
383
00:24:13,494 --> 00:24:17,840
Starts with anger and... It's complicated.
384
00:24:21,251 --> 00:24:25,597
Sometimes I think that he likes to fight
because it leads to sex.
385
00:24:29,176 --> 00:24:31,019
Sometimes I think I like it, too.
386
00:24:33,263 --> 00:24:34,765
How often does this happen?
387
00:24:36,058 --> 00:24:38,277
Happens enough.
388
00:24:40,562 --> 00:24:44,112
I have to say, Celeste,
that sounds a little bit twisted.
389
00:24:45,693 --> 00:24:47,445
But kind of great, too.
390
00:24:49,071 --> 00:24:51,119
So the sex that you have, is it like...
391
00:24:51,699 --> 00:24:52,871
Hello!
392
00:24:53,575 --> 00:24:57,125
Hi, Celeste. Madeline. How are you?
393
00:24:57,246 --> 00:24:59,374
I was over there with my girlfriends
getting our drink on,
394
00:24:59,456 --> 00:25:00,924
and I saw you two.
395
00:25:01,291 --> 00:25:02,964
- Do you have a second?
- Sure.
396
00:25:03,711 --> 00:25:08,057
Did you know that they're thinking
about closing down the local VA hospital?
397
00:25:08,215 --> 00:25:12,311
It means that vets are having to drive
all the way to Sacramento for their services,
398
00:25:12,636 --> 00:25:15,105
which is so upsetting.
399
00:25:15,597 --> 00:25:18,646
I've really dedicated a lot of my life to vets,
400
00:25:18,767 --> 00:25:20,269
and specifically PTSD,
401
00:25:20,394 --> 00:25:24,319
so I'm gonna hold
a little fundraising dinner party
402
00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:26,943
and help defray costs
and keep the facility open.
403
00:25:27,067 --> 00:25:29,365
It would be so great
if you and Perry could come.
404
00:25:29,445 --> 00:25:30,492
Yeah, sure.
405
00:25:30,612 --> 00:25:34,742
And you and Ed, of course, would be so nice.
406
00:25:34,825 --> 00:25:37,578
- You're such a kind person, Renata.
- Thank you.
407
00:25:37,661 --> 00:25:41,791
And, you know, it was very sweet of you
to invite Chloe to Amabella's birthday party.
408
00:25:41,915 --> 00:25:44,088
Of course. Of course.
409
00:25:44,168 --> 00:25:47,798
However, it wasn't very sweet
to single out and exclude little Ziggy.
410
00:25:47,921 --> 00:25:49,138
Really?
411
00:25:49,423 --> 00:25:50,470
Do you think it would be okay
412
00:25:50,591 --> 00:25:52,810
for little Amabella to be strangled
at her birthday party?
413
00:25:52,926 --> 00:25:53,927
I don't think so.
414
00:25:54,011 --> 00:25:56,264
If Ziggy doesn't go, then Chloe's not going.
415
00:25:57,097 --> 00:26:00,852
Okay, I don't think this is the right time
to be... Let's just... Thank you.
416
00:26:00,976 --> 00:26:03,024
And if Chloe's out,
then the entire brigade will follow.
417
00:26:03,145 --> 00:26:05,147
- She's basically the pied piper.
- What?
418
00:26:09,485 --> 00:26:10,953
I like you, Madeline.
419
00:26:11,487 --> 00:26:15,492
And I actually admire you for
sticking up for your unapologetic friend.
420
00:26:16,700 --> 00:26:20,455
But if I can offer something
as objectively as I possibly can...
421
00:26:21,538 --> 00:26:24,382
Do not fuck with my daughter's birthday.
422
00:26:24,666 --> 00:26:28,216
I was in that bar,
and I distinctly saw Madeline...
423
00:26:28,462 --> 00:26:30,180
...glance at a steak knife.
424
00:26:30,339 --> 00:26:31,511
What a cunt!
425
00:26:31,673 --> 00:26:34,176
- Excuse me?
- Why don't you get fucked!
426
00:26:36,011 --> 00:26:37,308
The war is on.
427
00:26:38,847 --> 00:26:40,690
This really isn't fair to Chloe.
428
00:26:43,977 --> 00:26:45,103
Excuse me?
429
00:26:45,187 --> 00:26:48,236
Last year Amabella
had a jumping castle and a magician.
430
00:26:48,357 --> 00:26:50,155
This year only figures to be better.
431
00:26:50,734 --> 00:26:51,951
Oh, please.
432
00:26:52,027 --> 00:26:54,530
And for you to summarily say she can't go,
433
00:26:55,072 --> 00:26:58,667
and use her as a tool
to get other kids not to go?
434
00:26:58,867 --> 00:27:00,335
I am not doing that.
435
00:27:00,494 --> 00:27:03,748
One minute it's Nathan or Bonnie,
now Renata,
436
00:27:03,872 --> 00:27:06,421
not to mention the parking monitor,
the girls in the car...
437
00:27:06,542 --> 00:27:08,886
I can't even keep track
of all the fights you start.
438
00:27:09,211 --> 00:27:10,508
Somebody needs to invent an app.
439
00:27:10,587 --> 00:27:12,840
Well, maybe you could have my back
on some of them.
440
00:27:13,841 --> 00:27:15,559
What is it about this Jane?
441
00:27:15,676 --> 00:27:18,555
What is she, long lost sister or something?
442
00:27:18,887 --> 00:27:21,390
- Just a cause in lieu of...
- In lieu of what?
443
00:27:21,682 --> 00:27:23,855
In lieu of a life?
Is that what you were gonna say?
444
00:27:24,685 --> 00:27:28,280
And Jane's a single mom. Do you need
an app to put two and two together?
445
00:27:29,064 --> 00:27:31,408
When Abigail was a little baby,
Nathan was not around.
446
00:27:31,525 --> 00:27:35,120
And I was a single mom, Ed.
And I'm still angry about it.
447
00:27:35,904 --> 00:27:39,283
It's not my love for Nathan
that lingers after 15 years,
448
00:27:39,408 --> 00:27:40,876
it's my resentment.
449
00:27:42,411 --> 00:27:44,038
There's a big difference!
450
00:27:48,542 --> 00:27:49,759
Did you hear me?
451
00:28:37,257 --> 00:28:38,804
They arrived just after you left.
452
00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:42,183
Double the price, I think,
for nighttime deliveries.
453
00:28:42,304 --> 00:28:43,351
Wow.
454
00:28:52,481 --> 00:28:57,157
On a less positive note
I believe I've failed you miserably.
455
00:29:13,710 --> 00:29:16,964
I thought Harry was just
a stupid stuffed animal for babies.
456
00:29:17,506 --> 00:29:19,349
He is.
457
00:29:20,801 --> 00:29:21,848
Mom?
458
00:29:21,969 --> 00:29:24,188
- Can we sleep with you tonight?
- Again?
459
00:29:27,015 --> 00:29:30,519
Well, as long as Harry doesn't snore.
460
00:29:31,979 --> 00:29:34,528
I've heard it's a problem,
a real problem with hippos.
461
00:29:34,648 --> 00:29:37,527
- Daddy snores.
- Yes, Daddy does snore.
462
00:29:40,696 --> 00:29:42,198
No, like this.
463
00:29:42,406 --> 00:29:43,498
Like this.
464
00:29:49,037 --> 00:29:50,710
I wish Daddy were here.
465
00:29:52,374 --> 00:29:55,002
Oh, yeah. Me, too.
466
00:29:57,504 --> 00:30:00,599
But the four of us all together,
we're gonna be fine.
467
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:06,688
Oh! What happened?
468
00:30:08,056 --> 00:30:09,353
Harry is missing a leg!
469
00:30:09,433 --> 00:30:10,776
- It was Max.
- It was Josh.
470
00:30:10,892 --> 00:30:12,235
- It was Max.
- It was Josh.
471
00:30:13,395 --> 00:30:16,365
You know, that's really...
That's super sweet of you, Madeline,
472
00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:20,070
and as much as I appreciate that,
I feel like, you know, if...
473
00:30:20,193 --> 00:30:22,742
If this birthday party is ruined because of him,
474
00:30:22,863 --> 00:30:24,740
then it's only going
to make things worse for him.
475
00:30:24,865 --> 00:30:27,744
Sweetheart, everyone just assumes
around here I'm the root cause of everything.
476
00:30:27,868 --> 00:30:28,915
Don't worry.
477
00:30:29,286 --> 00:30:32,540
I'd prefer it if you just let
Chloe go to the birthday party...
478
00:30:32,622 --> 00:30:33,874
Let me call you right back.
479
00:30:35,083 --> 00:30:36,426
Chloe, get in the car.
480
00:30:39,129 --> 00:30:42,099
- Chloe, get in the car right now.
- What?
481
00:30:42,924 --> 00:30:44,221
I need to talk to you.
482
00:30:47,596 --> 00:30:48,597
Now.
483
00:30:57,397 --> 00:31:00,025
- I'm not having sex, I promise you.
- What are those pills?
484
00:31:00,108 --> 00:31:02,281
They're just for
in case, you know, the day comes.
485
00:31:02,402 --> 00:31:05,030
Not that it's coming anytime soon,
but I just have 'em...
486
00:31:05,113 --> 00:31:06,956
You are 16 years old.
Where did you get them?
487
00:31:07,074 --> 00:31:09,452
- From a doctor.
- Dr. Ennis?
488
00:31:10,118 --> 00:31:11,791
She wrote you a prescription
without calling me?
489
00:31:11,912 --> 00:31:13,664
Not her. I went to Planned Parenthood.
490
00:31:14,790 --> 00:31:17,714
Please don't make a big deal about this.
I'm not sexually active, okay?
491
00:31:17,793 --> 00:31:19,136
Who took you there?
492
00:31:19,628 --> 00:31:21,505
- What?
- Planned Parenthood.
493
00:31:21,630 --> 00:31:23,632
Did you take a car, an Uber?
Did somebody give you a ride?
494
00:31:23,757 --> 00:31:25,805
It's in Seaside. How did you get there?
495
00:31:33,517 --> 00:31:34,643
Here you are.
496
00:31:34,810 --> 00:31:36,812
- Love you, Mama. Bye.
- Love you. Bye.
497
00:31:36,937 --> 00:31:37,938
Have a good day.
498
00:31:38,021 --> 00:31:39,318
- Stay in the car.
- Ma'am!
499
00:31:39,439 --> 00:31:41,316
I'm just gonna be a minute.
500
00:31:41,441 --> 00:31:42,488
Bonnie?
501
00:31:42,609 --> 00:31:44,156
Bonnie, can I talk to you for just a second?
502
00:31:44,277 --> 00:31:45,620
- Of course.
- Couple of things.
503
00:31:45,987 --> 00:31:48,456
First of all, I'm happy that
Abigail has bonded with your mother.
504
00:31:49,032 --> 00:31:51,706
Thrilled about the communal
potato-peeling thing.
505
00:31:51,952 --> 00:31:54,626
But when it comes to my daughter's
social recreational life,
506
00:31:54,955 --> 00:31:56,298
particularly as it concerns to medications
507
00:31:56,373 --> 00:31:59,502
that will permanently affect
her reproductive organs,
508
00:31:59,626 --> 00:32:01,674
will you just kick
that little can of worms over to me?
509
00:32:01,795 --> 00:32:03,092
- Do you understand?
- I do.
510
00:32:03,171 --> 00:32:05,390
And should Skye come to me
10 years down the road
511
00:32:05,507 --> 00:32:07,350
and ask for a little lift to Planned Parenthood,
512
00:32:07,467 --> 00:32:09,595
I would give you that courtesy call first.
513
00:32:09,678 --> 00:32:10,725
Thanks.
514
00:32:13,223 --> 00:32:15,476
- Ma'am!
- I'm dropping off my kid!
515
00:32:15,976 --> 00:32:17,319
Come on, Chloe.
516
00:32:18,979 --> 00:32:21,198
My daughter. It's my daughter.
517
00:32:21,857 --> 00:32:23,575
Next time you wanna do something like that,
518
00:32:23,692 --> 00:32:25,160
why don't I take your daughter?
519
00:32:25,986 --> 00:32:29,411
- Your daughter.
- Do whatever you want to her.
520
00:32:29,865 --> 00:32:31,242
Are you fucking kidding me?
521
00:32:32,659 --> 00:32:33,706
And what I don't understand is
522
00:32:33,827 --> 00:32:35,704
why my own daughter
wouldn't come to me first.
523
00:32:35,829 --> 00:32:37,877
I couldn't talk to my mom
about birth control.
524
00:32:37,998 --> 00:32:38,999
Really?
525
00:32:39,082 --> 00:32:40,880
If I were you, I would just let it go.
526
00:32:41,835 --> 00:32:44,088
I would. With Bonnie, Abigail. I'd ride it out.
527
00:32:44,212 --> 00:32:47,136
I love my grudges.
I tend to them like little pets.
528
00:32:47,215 --> 00:32:49,559
- All right, I'm just saying.
- I do the same thing.
529
00:32:49,676 --> 00:32:51,394
I'm not into forgiveness either.
530
00:32:51,511 --> 00:32:52,933
Really? Who do you not forgive?
531
00:32:53,889 --> 00:32:55,732
No one. Just in general, you know?
532
00:32:56,057 --> 00:32:57,525
"Never forgive. Never forget."
533
00:32:58,685 --> 00:33:00,403
That sure sounds like a motto to live by.
534
00:33:01,229 --> 00:33:03,277
- Good morning, Maddie. How are you?
- Hi, Tom.
535
00:33:03,398 --> 00:33:05,742
- Everyone's making me angry.
- I'm sorry to hear that.
536
00:33:05,859 --> 00:33:08,078
- Except for you. And you guys.
- And me.
537
00:33:09,946 --> 00:33:12,415
Marv Hermann,
he runs the muffler shop on Kentner,
538
00:33:12,532 --> 00:33:14,409
and I hear that he's in need of
some bookkeeping assistance.
539
00:33:15,452 --> 00:33:16,544
Great. Thank you!
540
00:33:16,620 --> 00:33:19,715
And actually maybe some legal assistance,
too, if the zoning board stays on him.
541
00:33:19,789 --> 00:33:20,836
I'm retired.
542
00:33:20,916 --> 00:33:22,259
Unless you're defending
the First Amendment.
543
00:33:22,375 --> 00:33:23,422
You never give up.
544
00:33:23,543 --> 00:33:24,715
Oh, I heard about this.
545
00:33:25,587 --> 00:33:26,804
- Ridiculous.
- I mean, I can't.
546
00:33:26,922 --> 00:33:28,048
- Where are we living, girls?
- It is ridiculous.
547
00:33:28,131 --> 00:33:29,724
It's obscene. What can I get you, Maddie?
548
00:33:29,799 --> 00:33:31,927
I'll have a cappuccino. And a shot.
549
00:33:33,053 --> 00:33:34,225
I'm sure you have one back there.
550
00:33:34,596 --> 00:33:36,815
- I'll see what I can do.
- Thank you.
551
00:33:36,932 --> 00:33:38,855
Yeah, I guess Shakespeare got it wrong.
552
00:33:38,934 --> 00:33:40,686
"The play's the thing, unless it has puppets."
553
00:33:40,769 --> 00:33:42,897
Exactly! See? He understands me.
554
00:33:43,980 --> 00:33:45,778
Unfortunately, gay.
555
00:33:46,066 --> 00:33:47,113
- Really?
- Hmm.
556
00:33:47,234 --> 00:33:48,907
- Come on.
- Yes!
557
00:33:48,985 --> 00:33:50,532
- You're sure about that?
- All the best ones are.
558
00:33:57,911 --> 00:33:59,254
- Hey.
- Hey, Ed.
559
00:33:59,329 --> 00:34:00,672
- What's up?
- Hey, man.
560
00:34:01,915 --> 00:34:04,168
Love the look. Especially the mirror, it's...
561
00:34:04,918 --> 00:34:06,670
You gotta respect a man
who has his own back.
562
00:34:06,795 --> 00:34:08,468
Well. Standard stuff.
563
00:34:10,090 --> 00:34:12,468
- Yeah. How's the computer business going?
- Oh, great.
564
00:34:13,093 --> 00:34:14,970
Kinda like landscaping, I guess.
565
00:34:15,762 --> 00:34:19,266
- Growth business.
- That's clever.
566
00:34:21,268 --> 00:34:23,691
- Um... Hey, Thanks for meeting me.
- Yeah, yeah.
567
00:34:23,812 --> 00:34:27,191
Yeah. I just wanted to discuss
this whole thing with, like...
568
00:34:27,941 --> 00:34:30,069
That happened with Bonnie and Abby.
569
00:34:30,151 --> 00:34:31,198
Sure.
570
00:34:32,195 --> 00:34:35,369
You know, as far as I can tell,
there was no undue influence or interference.
571
00:34:35,657 --> 00:34:37,751
Like, Abby asked Bonnie some questions
about Planned Parenthood,
572
00:34:37,826 --> 00:34:38,873
Bonnie answered them,
573
00:34:38,994 --> 00:34:40,837
Abby then asked Bonnie to drive her there.
574
00:34:41,496 --> 00:34:44,841
There was no parental usurping of any kind,
I promise you that.
575
00:34:45,667 --> 00:34:47,635
But I can discuss that whole thing
with Maddie,
576
00:34:48,003 --> 00:34:50,005
but what I wanted to take up with you is,
577
00:34:50,714 --> 00:34:55,311
I think you can probably appreciate that it's
a bit of a delicate balancing act with my ex.
578
00:34:58,972 --> 00:35:00,849
So, you know, I kind of expect her
to be rough on me,
579
00:35:00,974 --> 00:35:04,023
but I think it's...
Like, you can't punish Bonnie.
580
00:35:05,645 --> 00:35:09,821
Well, I believe she's being nice to Bonnie,
or at least trying, under the circumstances.
581
00:35:12,152 --> 00:35:14,075
What circumstances would those be?
582
00:35:14,571 --> 00:35:17,165
Nathan, come on.
It was pretty tough when you left.
583
00:35:18,908 --> 00:35:20,706
What? That was like 15 years ago.
584
00:35:22,912 --> 00:35:28,134
It's difficult for Madeline to see you
at every school function, so involved,
585
00:35:28,209 --> 00:35:31,008
when you weren't there for Abigail.
586
00:35:31,588 --> 00:35:33,841
It's difficult to run into you at yoga
when you never...
587
00:35:34,716 --> 00:35:36,639
You know what?
Maybe I'm talking out of turn here.
588
00:35:36,718 --> 00:35:38,595
No. I was young. You know?
589
00:35:39,721 --> 00:35:41,394
And maybe a bit of a shit.
590
00:35:42,432 --> 00:35:45,060
And I made some real mistakes
with both Maddie and Abby.
591
00:35:45,727 --> 00:35:48,276
But should I be required to make
the same mistakes with Bonnie and Skye?
592
00:35:48,396 --> 00:35:52,947
No. But, you know, it doesn't hurt to be
mindful of other people's feelings sometimes.
593
00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:55,408
Oh, yeah, yeah. Mr. Sensitive.
594
00:35:56,529 --> 00:35:57,621
Excuse me?
595
00:35:57,864 --> 00:36:00,083
No, actually, I meant that as a compliment.
596
00:36:01,576 --> 00:36:04,375
You're kind of like today's
standard bearer for the evolved man.
597
00:36:04,746 --> 00:36:06,248
Like you work at home, and you...
598
00:36:06,373 --> 00:36:08,717
And you do almost 50-50 of the child care.
You even cook.
599
00:36:08,792 --> 00:36:12,842
So you're the guy who likes to
fish and hunt, and I'm...
600
00:36:12,921 --> 00:36:14,594
- Mr. Girly-man?
- That's not what I meant at all, man.
601
00:36:14,714 --> 00:36:16,887
Listen, I thought it'd be indelicate
to bring it up with Maddie.
602
00:36:16,966 --> 00:36:18,559
That's why I'm bringing it up with you.
603
00:36:19,886 --> 00:36:22,765
Well, that sounded like a threat, Nathan.
Are you threatening me?
604
00:36:23,264 --> 00:36:25,938
No, but actually, I feel like
you're starting to threaten me,
605
00:36:26,059 --> 00:36:28,061
which I don't think you want to go there.
606
00:36:31,856 --> 00:36:35,781
You know, this thing with that Ziggy kid,
all the talk of bullying?
607
00:36:37,946 --> 00:36:38,947
I was bullied.
608
00:36:39,447 --> 00:36:40,539
Sixth grade.
609
00:36:40,615 --> 00:36:43,619
And I always turned the other cheek,
610
00:36:43,743 --> 00:36:46,542
thinking that was
the more mature thing to do.
611
00:36:49,082 --> 00:36:51,926
Some 30 years later, it still haunts me
612
00:36:52,877 --> 00:36:55,801
that I didn't beat the shit out of that kid.
613
00:36:56,589 --> 00:36:59,217
So much so, I find myself fantasizing
614
00:36:59,926 --> 00:37:04,056
that somebody will come along
one day and say or do something to me,
615
00:37:05,932 --> 00:37:08,151
that'll offer me the chance to redeem myself.
616
00:37:12,147 --> 00:37:13,990
You've always treated me quite well, Nathan.
617
00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:16,617
It's too bad.
618
00:37:20,905 --> 00:37:22,122
Too bad.
619
00:37:30,081 --> 00:37:32,584
The first thing I said,
the very first thing I said,
620
00:37:32,667 --> 00:37:33,964
it wasn't just the mothers.
621
00:37:35,837 --> 00:37:38,431
I'm gonna kick your fuckin' ass,
you fuckin' talk to me like that again,
622
00:37:38,506 --> 00:37:39,758
you fuckin' little shit.
623
00:37:40,341 --> 00:37:43,845
Ed and Nathan hated each other's guts.
Are we all afraid to say that?
624
00:37:43,970 --> 00:37:46,143
There's clearly a lot of
bad blood in this community.
625
00:37:56,858 --> 00:37:57,950
What did he say?
626
00:37:58,026 --> 00:38:00,870
The mayor refuses to
authorize funding for the production.
627
00:38:00,987 --> 00:38:03,957
Well, it should be a legal matter
and we could make it a legal matter.
628
00:38:04,032 --> 00:38:06,376
The funding is discretionary.
He could deny it on whatever grounds...
629
00:38:06,659 --> 00:38:07,706
Is he denying it?
630
00:38:07,827 --> 00:38:10,455
He's suggesting we pick
something more community-centric.
631
00:38:10,538 --> 00:38:13,041
Joseph, we have worked so hard for this.
632
00:38:13,166 --> 00:38:16,295
And we are being victimized
by the small-mindedness
633
00:38:16,377 --> 00:38:18,721
led by the likes of Renata Klein.
634
00:38:18,797 --> 00:38:21,220
Understood, but we need to pick our battles.
And this is just...
635
00:38:21,341 --> 00:38:24,390
And, sometimes, our battles pick us.
636
00:38:24,511 --> 00:38:26,730
We can't quit. We just can't.
637
00:38:28,723 --> 00:38:30,851
Is this about the play, or winning?
638
00:38:33,895 --> 00:38:36,023
I don't know. Maybe it's a little bit about both.
639
00:38:36,564 --> 00:38:37,736
But I get sick and tired
640
00:38:37,816 --> 00:38:41,161
of the morally superior in this town
stepping all over everybody else.
641
00:38:41,694 --> 00:38:44,413
And you said you wanted to be brave
with your artistic direction.
642
00:38:44,531 --> 00:38:45,703
That's all I'm asking.
643
00:38:45,990 --> 00:38:47,037
Just
644
00:38:47,242 --> 00:38:48,744
Just be brave.
645
00:38:51,162 --> 00:38:53,085
You told me to go fuck myself on the head.
646
00:38:55,500 --> 00:38:59,050
I just get... You know how I get.
647
00:39:02,006 --> 00:39:04,759
Please, this is important to me.
648
00:39:07,345 --> 00:39:09,723
- I'll talk to the Mayor.
- Thank you.
649
00:39:10,098 --> 00:39:12,692
You're not gonna regret it. You're not.
650
00:39:14,894 --> 00:39:16,020
What's this?
651
00:39:16,104 --> 00:39:19,108
Frozen.
I'm taking my wife and my little niece.
652
00:39:21,734 --> 00:39:24,783
Amabella passed out her invitations
on Wednesday morning.
653
00:39:24,863 --> 00:39:28,788
Madeline was on the phone inviting
the kids to Disney On Ice, by Thursday noon.
654
00:39:29,284 --> 00:39:32,288
The two events were scheduled
for the same day, same time.
655
00:39:32,412 --> 00:39:33,755
A vicious shot over the bow.
656
00:39:35,415 --> 00:39:36,758
Yeah. It's ridiculous.
657
00:39:38,418 --> 00:39:41,297
- Okay. Thank you.
- Yeah. Of course.
658
00:39:41,421 --> 00:39:42,968
I mean, I don't know
what's wrong with this woman.
659
00:39:43,089 --> 00:39:45,808
It's like she's power hungry,
she can't just let us all get along...
660
00:39:45,884 --> 00:39:47,477
I said, "Thank you!"
661
00:40:34,265 --> 00:40:35,312
Hello?
662
00:40:40,855 --> 00:40:43,199
Sexual assault?
663
00:40:43,316 --> 00:40:46,695
It appears Ziggy kissed Amabella.
664
00:40:46,819 --> 00:40:49,868
Ziggy's advance was unwelcome
and a little aggressive.
665
00:40:52,367 --> 00:40:54,961
Ziggy kissed Amabella.
666
00:40:56,955 --> 00:41:00,459
Ziggy kissed Amabella.
667
00:41:01,876 --> 00:41:04,049
In addition to the murder investigation,
668
00:41:04,170 --> 00:41:09,017
we are investigating others on assault
and conspiracy to incite violence.
669
00:41:09,717 --> 00:41:13,893
The intent, by all accounts,
was to simply make peace with Amabella.
670
00:41:14,138 --> 00:41:16,641
Which is an admission
that he did try to choke her.
671
00:41:16,724 --> 00:41:18,067
No, just hold on.
672
00:41:18,893 --> 00:41:21,737
Zigfield still maintains his innocence
on the whole choking front.
673
00:41:22,188 --> 00:41:26,068
The idea of brandishing affection
upon Amabella was first proffered by Chloe
674
00:41:26,192 --> 00:41:28,320
in an attempt to ameliorate
the birthday party brouhaha.
675
00:41:28,403 --> 00:41:31,031
I'm sorry, excuse me. Are you saying
Chloe had something to do with this?
676
00:41:31,197 --> 00:41:32,244
- Yes.
- Yes.
677
00:41:32,323 --> 00:41:33,370
Mrs Klein.
678
00:41:35,493 --> 00:41:38,918
She played a song. She invited
Zigfield and Amabella to dance.
679
00:41:40,873 --> 00:41:42,341
And it seems your daughter has inherited the
680
00:41:42,417 --> 00:41:44,260
"Let's solve everyone else's problems" gene.
681
00:41:44,377 --> 00:41:46,505
The motion was then seconded by Skye.
682
00:41:46,587 --> 00:41:49,591
I don't believe that my daughter would ever
sanction a non-consensual touching.
683
00:41:49,716 --> 00:41:51,593
She's a very peaceful child.
684
00:41:51,718 --> 00:41:54,346
Isn't this just a lot of brouhaha
about nothing?
685
00:41:54,429 --> 00:41:56,773
Well, look, we have a policy, sir,
and we'll get to the bottom of it.
686
00:41:56,889 --> 00:41:58,266
- Really? You have a policy?
- Yes.
687
00:41:58,391 --> 00:41:59,608
Well, isn't that great news?
688
00:41:59,726 --> 00:42:02,104
Why don't you follow your policy,
or I'm getting an attorney.
689
00:42:02,228 --> 00:42:04,856
- Okay, we're not there yet, Mrs Klein.
- I'm there.
690
00:42:04,939 --> 00:42:06,691
God. Attorneys? Really? Is that necessary?
691
00:42:06,858 --> 00:42:10,237
Actually, in my graduate thesis,
I coined the term "helicopter parent."
692
00:42:10,862 --> 00:42:13,957
But these gems, they're fucking kamikazes.
693
00:42:14,532 --> 00:42:15,533
And I'm not kidding.
694
00:42:15,616 --> 00:42:18,790
No one takes responsibility for anything,
and Chloe's involved.
695
00:42:18,911 --> 00:42:20,913
...not to mention
her health and well-being.
696
00:42:21,122 --> 00:42:25,628
I mean, if I had a dime for every boy
that I tried to kiss when I was six years old,
697
00:42:26,252 --> 00:42:28,129
I mean, I can't even tell you,
there were so many.
698
00:42:28,212 --> 00:42:29,964
They're children, for Christ's sakes.
699
00:42:30,089 --> 00:42:32,808
They're supposed to be
doing things like kissing each other.
700
00:42:36,387 --> 00:42:37,434
Jane?
701
00:42:39,265 --> 00:42:40,733
What's wrong, honey?
702
00:42:42,810 --> 00:42:43,811
You okay?
703
00:42:46,230 --> 00:42:47,447
I'm sorry, I just...
704
00:42:49,650 --> 00:42:51,652
Honey. It's okay.
705
00:42:52,487 --> 00:42:55,741
They're just kids. By this time tomorrow
it will all have blown over.
706
00:42:57,784 --> 00:42:58,956
Come on.
707
00:43:09,629 --> 00:43:11,347
How can you not wanna make up
on this song?
708
00:43:11,422 --> 00:43:12,423
Come on!
709
00:43:12,507 --> 00:43:14,976
Make up, yes, not make out, silly.
710
00:43:16,344 --> 00:43:20,269
It's what you guys do when you get mad
at each other, big hug, kiss, bang!
711
00:43:20,348 --> 00:43:21,770
And everything's better again.
712
00:43:21,849 --> 00:43:25,023
- But it's different with married people.
- Why?
713
00:43:25,269 --> 00:43:27,692
I don't know. It just is. Don't start with me.
714
00:43:40,535 --> 00:43:42,333
This is a beautiful song, honey.
715
00:44:02,140 --> 00:44:03,357
Hey, baby.
716
00:44:04,976 --> 00:44:07,229
- Hey, Sparkles.
- I thought it was like midnight there.
717
00:44:07,311 --> 00:44:08,858
Yeah, well, I can't sleep.
718
00:44:09,522 --> 00:44:10,865
Jet lag.
719
00:44:11,649 --> 00:44:12,696
Right.
720
00:44:15,987 --> 00:44:17,364
Is that the bathrobe I bought you?
721
00:44:19,157 --> 00:44:20,329
- It is.
- Ah...
722
00:44:21,576 --> 00:44:24,500
Thank you for the flowers. They're beautiful.
723
00:44:29,250 --> 00:44:30,422
I miss you.
724
00:44:30,877 --> 00:44:33,096
Yeah. Miss you, too.
725
00:44:34,547 --> 00:44:36,049
And the boys miss you.
726
00:44:37,383 --> 00:44:38,930
So how was their second day?
727
00:44:41,220 --> 00:44:42,267
It was fine.
728
00:44:49,687 --> 00:44:51,280
Will you do me a favor?
729
00:44:56,611 --> 00:44:57,703
What?
730
00:44:57,778 --> 00:44:59,951
Would you take that beautiful robe off
for a second?
731
00:45:03,201 --> 00:45:05,295
The boys are waiting for me downstairs.
732
00:45:05,786 --> 00:45:08,084
Yeah, well, I have to help myself go to sleep.
733
00:45:09,540 --> 00:45:11,588
I need you to help me help myself.
734
00:45:12,126 --> 00:45:13,298
Do I now?
735
00:45:15,254 --> 00:45:17,882
Let me just a look at
my gorgeous wife for a second.
736
00:45:19,926 --> 00:45:20,973
Ten seconds.
737
00:45:23,137 --> 00:45:24,389
I'll give you five.
738
00:45:25,306 --> 00:45:26,933
Well, make it a nice five.
739
00:45:48,329 --> 00:45:50,582
Okay. That's enough, naughty boy.
740
00:45:52,833 --> 00:45:54,835
You'll have to come home sooner
if you want more.
741
00:45:58,089 --> 00:45:59,136
Come closer.
742
00:46:07,014 --> 00:46:08,106
I love you.
743
00:46:13,020 --> 00:46:14,818
Take her out of school
if you're that concerned.
744
00:46:15,982 --> 00:46:18,701
She's the one that has to leave?
She didn't do anything...
745
00:46:18,818 --> 00:46:22,539
I just don't think legal action is the answer.
All right?
746
00:46:23,364 --> 00:46:25,708
Let's see how it goes.
I'm guessing it'll all sort itself out.
747
00:46:25,825 --> 00:46:28,123
I do not feel supported here.
748
00:46:29,203 --> 00:46:30,295
Well.
749
00:46:31,455 --> 00:46:33,378
I don't suppose
I could argue with your feelings.
750
00:46:47,388 --> 00:46:49,390
Ziggy, why are you awake?
751
00:46:50,474 --> 00:46:52,351
You're supposed to be asleep.
752
00:46:54,729 --> 00:46:58,404
- What's going on?
- I saw you crying at school today.
753
00:47:00,401 --> 00:47:01,869
I was just stressed out.
754
00:47:03,070 --> 00:47:04,993
I'm sorry you had to see that.
755
00:47:07,241 --> 00:47:11,246
At pick-up, I heard
one of the mothers say I was a little monster.
756
00:47:12,246 --> 00:47:13,372
What?
757
00:47:14,582 --> 00:47:16,084
Baby, you're not a monster.
758
00:47:17,543 --> 00:47:18,886
You're not a monster.
759
00:47:21,380 --> 00:47:23,348
Ziggy, there's nothing wrong with you.
760
00:47:26,761 --> 00:47:27,762
Okay?
761
00:47:33,059 --> 00:47:35,061
I love you so much.
762
00:47:54,455 --> 00:47:56,583
Pickles and mustard.
763
00:47:57,750 --> 00:47:59,047
I'm not pregnant.
764
00:48:00,544 --> 00:48:05,892
You know, if that day ever comes,
the one you alluded to earlier...
765
00:48:07,218 --> 00:48:09,471
The day I decide to have sex? That day?
766
00:48:10,638 --> 00:48:11,935
Yes, that one.
767
00:48:13,307 --> 00:48:14,934
Can we talk about it first?
768
00:48:17,311 --> 00:48:18,437
Sure.
769
00:48:19,271 --> 00:48:22,571
'Cause I actually think I could be helpful.
770
00:48:24,443 --> 00:48:25,490
Okay.
771
00:48:26,779 --> 00:48:28,656
I have a lot of girlfriends, as you know.
772
00:48:28,989 --> 00:48:33,961
Never has any one of them ever said to me,
"Gee, if only I'd had sex sooner in life."
773
00:48:34,036 --> 00:48:36,164
Mmm-hmm. This is awkward now.
774
00:48:41,627 --> 00:48:42,674
Bye.
775
00:48:48,509 --> 00:48:50,978
So Nathan said that you threatened
to beat him up.
776
00:48:52,346 --> 00:48:53,643
Of course not.
777
00:48:57,810 --> 00:49:00,279
He wanted me to get you
to back off Bonnie a little bit,
778
00:49:00,354 --> 00:49:02,356
it led to a discussion, and...
779
00:49:02,481 --> 00:49:04,358
I never threatened to beat him up.
780
00:49:05,609 --> 00:49:08,613
I did let him know
I wouldn't be intimidated by him,
781
00:49:08,696 --> 00:49:10,494
which, I think, was his intent.
782
00:49:11,449 --> 00:49:12,996
So how did you two leave it?
783
00:49:13,993 --> 00:49:15,040
We left it...
784
00:49:16,328 --> 00:49:18,547
He's got Bonnie's back and I've got yours.
785
00:49:21,542 --> 00:49:22,634
My He-Man.
786
00:49:23,127 --> 00:49:24,128
Oh, come on.
787
00:49:29,884 --> 00:49:31,227
Can I just say one thing?
788
00:49:32,219 --> 00:49:34,017
You never leave it at one thing.
789
00:49:36,891 --> 00:49:38,234
You're the one, okay?
790
00:49:42,146 --> 00:49:43,398
You're my only one.
61601
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