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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,380 --> 00:00:02,460 I should be the boss when I get married. 2 00:00:02,470 --> 00:00:04,960 Because my mom is the boss,and it works very well. 3 00:00:05,960 --> 00:00:09,000 I like the boy Kevin,he likes me back, 4 00:00:09,020 --> 00:00:09,850 I don't know why. 5 00:00:10,570 --> 00:00:12,550 -=http://sfile.ydy.com=- Proudly Presents 6 00:00:12,560 --> 00:00:15,500 -=www.ydy.com/bbs=- Sync:YTET-karoro 7 00:00:15,520 --> 00:00:16,960 Til Death S01E20 8 00:00:17,440 --> 00:00:19,700 Ok, remember that the garbage goes out on tuesday 9 00:00:19,710 --> 00:00:21,000 And if you see a man in the bushes 10 00:00:21,020 --> 00:00:22,040 it's probably just the gardener 11 00:00:22,050 --> 00:00:24,520 So please don't call 9-1-1 again. 12 00:00:24,810 --> 00:00:26,440 And I put backup toilet paper 13 00:00:26,450 --> 00:00:27,390 in all the bathrooms 14 00:00:27,400 --> 00:00:28,690 Because I won't be here to rescue you 15 00:00:28,700 --> 00:00:32,510 When you start yelling, joy T.P.Now! 16 00:00:34,030 --> 00:00:34,760 I'm just trying to save us 17 00:00:34,770 --> 00:00:36,230 all the embarrassment of me 18 00:00:36,240 --> 00:00:38,780 shuffling across the hall to the linen closet 19 00:00:40,970 --> 00:00:42,180 I'm so excited that allison agreed 20 00:00:42,200 --> 00:00:43,470 to spend spring break with me 21 00:00:43,480 --> 00:00:45,360 instead of moping in her dorm over that 22 00:00:45,380 --> 00:00:47,080 loser pottery guy dumping her 23 00:00:47,100 --> 00:00:48,600 Yeah, I didn't want to say anything at the time 24 00:00:48,610 --> 00:00:51,000 But his fingernails were filthy. 25 00:00:51,010 --> 00:00:52,390 Good riddance. 26 00:00:52,400 --> 00:00:52,940 All right. 27 00:00:52,950 --> 00:00:54,270 I think I can handle it from here. 28 00:00:54,280 --> 00:00:55,470 I'll call you when I land. 29 00:00:55,480 --> 00:00:56,140 Love you. 30 00:00:56,200 --> 00:00:57,700 I love you, too. 31 00:00:57,760 --> 00:00:59,130 I'll miss you. 32 00:00:59,150 --> 00:01:00,800 That's ridiculous. 33 00:01:03,170 --> 00:01:05,100 Ridiculous? 34 00:01:05,110 --> 00:01:06,130 Look, joy. 35 00:01:06,140 --> 00:01:08,270 I--I love you, and you love me. 36 00:01:08,290 --> 00:01:09,270 But let's not go overboard. 37 00:01:09,280 --> 00:01:10,730 We've been married for 20 years. 38 00:01:10,740 --> 00:01:12,900 I can go 6 days without seeing you. 39 00:01:12,930 --> 00:01:14,230 I mean, in colonial times 40 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:16,620 it would take you that long just to get bacon. 41 00:01:18,850 --> 00:01:21,220 Go ahead.Have fun, you kook. 42 00:01:22,450 --> 00:01:24,430 Ok.Uh, let me just get this straight. 43 00:01:24,440 --> 00:01:26,170 I'm gonna go away for a week. 44 00:01:26,180 --> 00:01:28,470 And you're not gonna miss me at all? 45 00:01:28,480 --> 00:01:31,250 Will I think of you fondly?Yes. 46 00:01:31,270 --> 00:01:33,400 Will a small grin dance across my face 47 00:01:33,420 --> 00:01:34,680 As I look in the tub 48 00:01:34,690 --> 00:01:36,550 and see some of your hairs in the drain 49 00:01:37,420 --> 00:01:39,050 Perhaps. 50 00:01:39,070 --> 00:01:40,320 But am I gonna painfully 51 00:01:40,330 --> 00:01:42,900 long for you during your absence? 52 00:01:43,040 --> 00:01:45,030 It's a big, fat no. 53 00:01:45,750 --> 00:01:48,090 You know what?You are unbelievable. 54 00:01:48,100 --> 00:01:49,920 How hard is it to tell your wife 55 00:01:49,930 --> 00:01:51,800 the person with whom you've spent your life 56 00:01:51,820 --> 00:01:53,100 that you are going to miss her? 57 00:01:53,110 --> 00:01:55,600 Might it even occur to you to lie? 58 00:01:55,610 --> 00:01:57,730 I have a commitment to the truth. 59 00:01:58,450 --> 00:01:59,400 Ok, eddie.You know what? 60 00:01:59,410 --> 00:02:00,790 I'm gonna go. 61 00:02:01,850 --> 00:02:03,190 But know this... 62 00:02:03,200 --> 00:02:04,760 you are going to miss me. 63 00:02:04,780 --> 00:02:06,060 It may not be today 64 00:02:06,080 --> 00:02:10,160 it may not be tomorrow,it'll probably be today! 65 00:02:10,860 --> 00:02:13,470 You're gonna miss me bad! 66 00:02:13,480 --> 00:02:14,360 Good-bye! 67 00:02:14,370 --> 00:02:16,020 Good-bye, my sweet. 68 00:02:16,030 --> 00:02:19,030 Good-bye, my pants! 69 00:02:19,030 --> 00:02:21,350 Hello, judge hatchet. 70 00:02:26,620 --> 00:02:28,170 This is so great. 71 00:02:28,180 --> 00:02:30,560 So much better than my spring break. 72 00:02:30,580 --> 00:02:33,550 All I remember was there was tequila 73 00:02:33,570 --> 00:02:37,270 A volleyball...and a donkey. 74 00:02:37,830 --> 00:02:39,720 Were you in mexico? 75 00:02:39,730 --> 00:02:41,810 I don't think so. 76 00:02:43,400 --> 00:02:45,320 Listen, I know that 77 00:02:45,340 --> 00:02:47,830 you're still hurting about doug. 78 00:02:47,850 --> 00:02:49,860 But I want you to forget about men. 79 00:02:49,870 --> 00:02:52,830 This is a girls only bonding trip. 80 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:53,920 Look out, south beach. 81 00:02:53,930 --> 00:02:56,690 The stark ladies are off the hizzy. 82 00:02:59,090 --> 00:03:01,300 That felt wrong. 83 00:03:01,320 --> 00:03:03,620 Well, you know what would feel right. 84 00:03:03,640 --> 00:03:04,630 And what's that? 85 00:03:04,650 --> 00:03:06,130 A margarita. 86 00:03:06,140 --> 00:03:06,880 Give me your I.D. 87 00:03:06,900 --> 00:03:08,630 And I'll go get us 4. 88 00:03:09,740 --> 00:03:11,560 Nice try, junior. 89 00:03:11,580 --> 00:03:16,640 Go get yourself a soda, and go get mommy a mojito. 90 00:03:20,560 --> 00:03:21,700 Let me guess... 91 00:03:21,720 --> 00:03:23,720 University of virginia? 92 00:03:24,360 --> 00:03:25,150 Excuse me? 93 00:03:25,160 --> 00:03:25,940 I'm sorry. 94 00:03:25,960 --> 00:03:28,210 It's just a little spring break game I play. 95 00:03:28,230 --> 00:03:28,950 I try to guess where 96 00:03:28,970 --> 00:03:31,220 all the pretty girls go to school. 97 00:03:32,230 --> 00:03:34,200 -I'm joy. -Jack. 98 00:03:34,210 --> 00:03:34,920 Hi, jack. 99 00:03:34,930 --> 00:03:37,050 And I'm guessing poli sci major. 100 00:03:37,060 --> 00:03:39,690 No, no.Wait... 101 00:03:40,320 --> 00:03:42,790 That body says dance. 102 00:03:43,550 --> 00:03:45,110 Double major. 103 00:03:45,120 --> 00:03:46,000 Well,joy, 104 00:03:46,010 --> 00:03:47,440 how would you like to protect our shores 105 00:03:47,450 --> 00:03:48,680 by joining the beach brigade 106 00:03:48,690 --> 00:03:51,450 and helping me pick up trash? 107 00:03:51,470 --> 00:03:52,370 We're starting tomorrow morning 108 00:03:52,380 --> 00:03:56,580 When the sun's 3 fingers above the 109 00:03:58,430 --> 00:04:00,500 See you at 3 fingers. 110 00:04:03,250 --> 00:04:05,340 Ok,so that's a 7 meat,3 cheese. 111 00:04:05,350 --> 00:04:06,530 Right, gorgeous? 112 00:04:06,540 --> 00:04:07,510 -All right. -Keep the change. 113 00:04:07,530 --> 00:04:08,890 Get yourself some hair gel. 114 00:04:08,900 --> 00:04:10,650 Chinese food. 115 00:04:11,680 --> 00:04:13,330 This is awkward. 116 00:04:14,860 --> 00:04:18,600 -Mario, feng-bai. -Feng-bai, mario. 117 00:04:18,610 --> 00:04:19,830 There you go.Ok. 118 00:04:19,840 --> 00:04:22,680 No fighting,you two.Ok?Good night. 119 00:04:23,940 --> 00:04:27,730 Kung pao chicken all night long doo-dah, doo-dah 120 00:04:27,750 --> 00:04:30,120 I say, kung-pao chicken all night long 121 00:04:30,140 --> 00:04:30,750 oh, the doo-dah day 122 00:04:30,760 --> 00:04:31,300 Hey, neighbor. 123 00:04:31,320 --> 00:04:33,540 Wow, you're not wearing any pants. 124 00:04:33,990 --> 00:04:35,260 Of course I'm not wearing pants. 125 00:04:35,280 --> 00:04:37,120 In fact,the only reason I'm wearing boxers is 126 00:04:37,130 --> 00:04:39,500 Bcause I can't find a napkin. 127 00:04:39,790 --> 00:04:41,760 Wow, you've got a lot of food here. 128 00:04:41,780 --> 00:04:42,900 Looks like you're not gonna need 129 00:04:42,910 --> 00:04:44,700 this lasagna I made you. 130 00:04:44,720 --> 00:04:45,520 Need?No. 131 00:04:45,530 --> 00:04:46,700 Want?Yes. 132 00:04:47,210 --> 00:04:49,460 Thank you.Put that right over here. 133 00:04:49,480 --> 00:04:50,110 Well, with joy gone 134 00:04:50,120 --> 00:04:51,390 we thought you might need some company. 135 00:04:51,400 --> 00:04:52,310 Need?No. 136 00:04:52,320 --> 00:04:53,760 Want?No. 137 00:04:53,780 --> 00:04:54,720 Come on, eddie. 138 00:04:54,730 --> 00:04:56,490 You must miss joy a little bit. 139 00:04:56,500 --> 00:04:58,070 Sometimes,I miss steph 140 00:04:58,080 --> 00:04:59,540 when her back's turned to me in bed. 141 00:04:59,550 --> 00:05:00,340 It's true. 142 00:05:00,350 --> 00:05:02,880 I can only sleep on my left side. 143 00:05:02,900 --> 00:05:04,920 My spine's pretty messed up. 144 00:05:06,230 --> 00:05:06,960 All right, listen. 145 00:05:06,980 --> 00:05:09,300 I appreciate you guys looking out for me 146 00:05:09,340 --> 00:05:11,500 But the truth is I'm managing just fine 147 00:05:11,520 --> 00:05:13,600 And I'm looking forward to having this week alone 148 00:05:13,630 --> 00:05:16,200 I'm eating what I want,I'm sleeping when I want 149 00:05:16,240 --> 00:05:17,250 And I've watched so much tv 150 00:05:17,260 --> 00:05:19,650 I can't even see the color blue. 151 00:05:20,740 --> 00:05:22,550 It's fantastic. 152 00:05:22,570 --> 00:05:24,600 Well,just so you know we're here for you. 153 00:05:24,620 --> 00:05:26,180 In fact,if the weather gets better 154 00:05:26,200 --> 00:05:27,410 Jeff and I are thinking about breaking in 155 00:05:27,420 --> 00:05:29,150 our new picnic basket tomorrow. 156 00:05:29,170 --> 00:05:30,420 Yeah.We have a secret spot 157 00:05:30,430 --> 00:05:31,430 So if you come with us, 158 00:05:31,450 --> 00:05:32,720 we're gonna have to blindfold you. 159 00:05:32,730 --> 00:05:34,540 Yeah, well unless that's followed by a gunshot 160 00:05:34,560 --> 00:05:36,110 I wouldn't count on it. 161 00:05:36,130 --> 00:05:37,900 Ok.Just think about it. 162 00:05:37,910 --> 00:05:39,340 Mm-kay, will do. 163 00:05:39,350 --> 00:05:40,740 Bye-bye. 164 00:05:42,390 --> 00:05:44,460 All right, nanny 911. 165 00:05:44,480 --> 00:05:45,620 It's time to put little jeremy 166 00:05:45,640 --> 00:05:47,610 in the naughty chair. 167 00:05:59,440 --> 00:06:01,600 How am I gonna eat without tv? 168 00:06:03,120 --> 00:06:04,690 Due to interrupted cable television service 169 00:06:04,700 --> 00:06:06,110 in the tri-state area 170 00:06:06,130 --> 00:06:06,830 we are experiencing 171 00:06:06,850 --> 00:06:08,900 an abnormally high call volume. 172 00:06:08,920 --> 00:06:10,130 Please stay on the line 173 00:06:10,150 --> 00:06:11,720 and a customer service representative 174 00:06:11,730 --> 00:06:13,540 will be with you in... 175 00:06:13,560 --> 00:06:17,950 one...hundred...twelve...hours. 176 00:06:17,970 --> 00:06:19,590 What? 177 00:06:31,270 --> 00:06:33,050 Hey,stan,my man. 178 00:06:33,070 --> 00:06:33,670 Yeah--yeah, look. 179 00:06:33,690 --> 00:06:34,770 I don't care what you're doing. 180 00:06:34,790 --> 00:06:36,120 I got the whole house to myself 181 00:06:36,140 --> 00:06:39,090 So drop everything and get on over here 182 00:06:41,180 --> 00:06:43,340 Oh, that's terrible. 183 00:06:43,640 --> 00:06:45,900 I--I'm sorry for your loss. 184 00:06:46,910 --> 00:06:49,400 You're a pallbearer? 185 00:06:50,680 --> 00:06:52,950 You're pallbearing right now. 186 00:06:53,380 --> 00:06:55,430 Well, I--I'm surprised you picked up. 187 00:06:55,450 --> 00:06:57,240 Uh,look--look,it sounds-- 188 00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:58,640 It sounds like an all-day thing 189 00:06:58,660 --> 00:07:01,670 So,uh-- why don't I just call you tomorrow? 190 00:07:01,900 --> 00:07:05,930 Y-yeah, have a-- have a-- ok. 191 00:07:11,340 --> 00:07:14,210 Lot of doctors, not a lot of friends. 192 00:07:16,720 --> 00:07:18,140 Here we go. 193 00:07:22,550 --> 00:07:25,150 Cofeld.Yeah, yeah. 194 00:07:25,160 --> 00:07:26,050 The wife's away. 195 00:07:26,060 --> 00:07:27,580 Come on over. 196 00:07:27,940 --> 00:07:31,730 Great.Not until 3:00? 197 00:07:32,810 --> 00:07:36,570 Oh, yeah.Well-- well, good.Good. 198 00:07:36,570 --> 00:07:39,380 That'll give me some time to get some things done. 199 00:07:39,400 --> 00:07:40,430 All right. 200 00:07:51,630 --> 00:07:54,390 Do I know how to play baccarat? 201 00:07:56,670 --> 00:07:58,340 No, I do not. 202 00:08:02,500 --> 00:08:06,020 Bow chicka bow-bow 203 00:08:06,830 --> 00:08:10,050 Good night, trenton!I love you! 204 00:08:13,110 --> 00:08:16,990 Not in my house!Not in my house! 205 00:08:25,110 --> 00:08:26,700 Just a minute! 206 00:08:29,400 --> 00:08:31,820 So no tv, huh? 207 00:08:32,840 --> 00:08:34,950 This is weird. 208 00:08:35,490 --> 00:08:37,030 Yeah, kinda, huh? 209 00:08:42,740 --> 00:08:46,720 You know, I've never really looked at you before. 210 00:08:47,920 --> 00:08:51,410 Your head would be great on a coin. 211 00:08:53,910 --> 00:08:55,940 Thank you. 212 00:08:56,770 --> 00:08:59,140 I never heard that before. 213 00:09:01,090 --> 00:09:02,040 So, you wanna watch some-- 214 00:09:02,050 --> 00:09:04,940 Oh, right.I can't. 215 00:09:05,560 --> 00:09:06,870 Hey, i got an idea. 216 00:09:07,810 --> 00:09:09,120 Want to see what I confiscated 217 00:09:09,130 --> 00:09:10,540 from a couple of kids at school? 218 00:09:12,520 --> 00:09:17,840 No, no, no!Not that. 219 00:09:18,730 --> 00:09:23,000 Say hello to my little friends, huh? 220 00:09:23,130 --> 00:09:24,670 Aw, come on, man. 221 00:09:24,690 --> 00:09:26,470 We're grown men. 222 00:09:27,690 --> 00:09:30,320 Does that bitch have pump action? 223 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:34,970 You bet.Cofeld... 224 00:09:35,910 --> 00:09:38,920 come out, come out, wherever you are. 225 00:09:39,670 --> 00:09:45,190 Cofeld...cofeld? 226 00:09:48,350 --> 00:09:50,240 You're still here, right? 227 00:09:50,260 --> 00:09:52,150 Sayonara, sucka! 228 00:09:52,150 --> 00:09:54,300 Oh, all right. 229 00:09:55,070 --> 00:09:56,710 Well played. 230 00:09:56,730 --> 00:09:58,950 Ah, well thank you. 231 00:09:58,990 --> 00:10:01,900 I wouldn't use that upstairs bathroom 232 00:10:01,920 --> 00:10:03,800 for quite a while. 233 00:10:03,850 --> 00:10:05,630 Thank you. 234 00:10:07,190 --> 00:10:08,600 You know, these really don't sting as bad 235 00:10:08,620 --> 00:10:10,730 as you think they would. 236 00:10:14,220 --> 00:10:17,500 Yeah, see?Nothing. 237 00:10:17,520 --> 00:10:18,060 -No? -No. 238 00:10:18,080 --> 00:10:19,600 -Come closer. -Ok. 239 00:10:19,620 --> 00:10:20,800 Yeah, don't worry about it. 240 00:10:20,810 --> 00:10:21,360 All right, all right. 241 00:10:21,380 --> 00:10:23,050 -You ready? -Ok. 242 00:10:25,630 --> 00:10:27,230 Ok, all right. 243 00:10:27,580 --> 00:10:28,520 Had a little bite to it. 244 00:10:28,530 --> 00:10:29,830 Little bite. 245 00:10:31,370 --> 00:10:32,500 Come on.Move it up. 246 00:10:32,700 --> 00:10:34,900 All right. 247 00:10:39,260 --> 00:10:41,000 Ok.All right, ok. 248 00:10:41,010 --> 00:10:44,670 All right.Ok, good.Good. 249 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:54,320 That, um-- that was good. 250 00:10:55,540 --> 00:10:57,730 That, um-- that--that stung. 251 00:11:00,750 --> 00:11:02,010 Great view. 252 00:11:02,020 --> 00:11:03,690 But-- don't look down at the pool. 253 00:11:03,700 --> 00:11:05,430 That geezer is packing a little bit more 254 00:11:05,440 --> 00:11:08,340 than those speedos can handle. 255 00:11:10,650 --> 00:11:12,700 -Are you ready to go? -Yeah. 256 00:11:13,030 --> 00:11:15,260 And I got a surprise for you. 257 00:11:15,280 --> 00:11:16,970 We're not just gonna lie out 258 00:11:16,990 --> 00:11:20,100 I signed us up to clean the beach this morning 259 00:11:20,640 --> 00:11:22,700 What? 260 00:11:26,640 --> 00:11:28,050 Yeah,I thought it would be nice 261 00:11:28,070 --> 00:11:29,370 to make a difference. 262 00:11:29,390 --> 00:11:30,670 You know,stop taking. 263 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,970 Start giving back. 264 00:11:32,990 --> 00:11:36,140 Again, what? 265 00:11:36,160 --> 00:11:38,940 And why are you dressed like j-lo? 266 00:11:40,030 --> 00:11:41,550 This? 267 00:11:41,570 --> 00:11:45,000 I just wanted to look nice for my baby girl. 268 00:11:45,030 --> 00:11:46,500 How's the caboose? 269 00:11:46,510 --> 00:11:48,330 Under control? 270 00:11:48,580 --> 00:11:50,760 Yeah, mom.You have a really great ass. 271 00:11:51,550 --> 00:11:53,930 All right, let's do this thing, huh? 272 00:11:53,950 --> 00:11:55,560 2 girls on spring break 273 00:11:55,570 --> 00:11:58,010 pickin' up other people's crap. 274 00:11:58,230 --> 00:12:01,100 Yeah, mom...when did you become so environmental? 275 00:12:01,110 --> 00:12:04,310 I once saw you dump an old car battery in a lake. 276 00:12:04,330 --> 00:12:06,330 Honey,that's what this week is about-- 277 00:12:06,340 --> 00:12:07,410 trying new things 278 00:12:07,420 --> 00:12:09,780 getting to know each other on another level. 279 00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:11,500 In fact,for the rest of the trip, 280 00:12:11,510 --> 00:12:12,950 don't think of me as mom. 281 00:12:12,960 --> 00:12:15,100 I'm your friend joy. 282 00:12:15,170 --> 00:12:18,480 A dancer from the university of virginia. 283 00:12:36,790 --> 00:12:39,050 experiment 39... 284 00:12:39,070 --> 00:12:43,240 cheesy choco-nachos. 285 00:12:58,260 --> 00:13:02,140 Subject starting to not feel too good. 286 00:13:19,260 --> 00:13:21,900 I miss you, joy. 287 00:13:26,470 --> 00:13:28,750 There's my tiny dancer. 288 00:13:28,770 --> 00:13:30,390 Oh, you. 289 00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:32,500 Who is this lovely lady you've brought with you? 290 00:13:32,510 --> 00:13:34,300 Well,jack.This is allison. 291 00:13:34,310 --> 00:13:35,730 Allison,this is jack 292 00:13:35,740 --> 00:13:37,610 Jack organized this whole thing. 293 00:13:37,620 --> 00:13:39,000 Nice to meet you. 294 00:13:39,020 --> 00:13:40,840 Oh,that's me. 295 00:13:41,910 --> 00:13:44,260 Excuse me.Could you hold that for me? 296 00:13:51,980 --> 00:13:52,910 Hello? 297 00:13:52,930 --> 00:13:53,900 Yes,I was wondering 298 00:13:53,910 --> 00:13:57,350 if you can help me find a dentist in my area. 299 00:13:58,400 --> 00:14:01,120 -Eddie. -Joy? 300 00:14:01,140 --> 00:14:03,900 Oh, I...must 301 00:14:03,920 --> 00:14:06,020 Oh, now that I got you, how are you? 302 00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:08,430 Fine, how's your week alone going? 303 00:14:08,450 --> 00:14:12,770 Fantastic.Every moment is... 304 00:14:13,130 --> 00:14:15,530 filled with a new discovery. 305 00:14:17,820 --> 00:14:20,420 Did you know there's a drawer under the oven? 306 00:14:22,560 --> 00:14:23,750 Boy.If I didn't know better 307 00:14:23,770 --> 00:14:24,750 I'd think you were calling me 308 00:14:24,770 --> 00:14:25,910 because you missed me. 309 00:14:28,440 --> 00:14:32,400 Thank you for bringing laughter back into my life. 310 00:14:32,790 --> 00:14:34,730 Uh, actually, I was calling to see 311 00:14:34,740 --> 00:14:36,950 if you could extend your trip for a few days, 312 00:14:36,970 --> 00:14:39,300 because it is off the hook over here. 313 00:14:40,450 --> 00:14:41,000 I thought you were calling 314 00:14:41,010 --> 00:14:43,130 Bcause you were trying to find a dentist. 315 00:14:43,330 --> 00:14:44,790 Shut up.I don't miss you. 316 00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:46,120 Gotta go. 317 00:14:51,490 --> 00:14:53,600 You know,I'm kind of glad it's still raining out. 318 00:14:53,620 --> 00:14:56,100 Indoor picnics are way more romantic. 319 00:14:56,120 --> 00:14:58,690 Plus,no awkward interruptions like last time. 320 00:14:58,700 --> 00:14:59,420 Yeah, baby. 321 00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:00,530 You know,we really should find 322 00:15:00,540 --> 00:15:02,400 a secret picnic spot that's not so close to 323 00:15:02,420 --> 00:15:04,610 an assisted living facility. 324 00:15:05,030 --> 00:15:05,950 Though,I would like to think 325 00:15:05,970 --> 00:15:08,950 we gave that old bastard one last thrill. 326 00:15:15,890 --> 00:15:18,040 I just spilled hummus on the floor there. 327 00:15:18,070 --> 00:15:19,570 It's ok, sweetie. 328 00:15:19,590 --> 00:15:21,730 You were going for something. 329 00:15:30,380 --> 00:15:33,090 I know,baby,it's a whole lot of man comin' at you 330 00:15:33,620 --> 00:15:35,700 There's a whole lot of man at our door! 331 00:15:38,940 --> 00:15:40,910 I'm here for the picnic! 332 00:15:43,710 --> 00:15:44,870 eddie,hey,look,I--I know 333 00:15:44,890 --> 00:15:46,330 I technically invited you to the picnic 334 00:15:46,340 --> 00:15:48,700 but it's kinda become more of an intimate affair, 335 00:15:48,710 --> 00:15:50,290 -so you can just -yeah, yeah, yeah, I get it. 336 00:15:50,300 --> 00:15:51,830 It's a fake picnic on the rug. 337 00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:54,520 How whimsical.Scooch. 338 00:15:54,530 --> 00:15:56,070 Hey, honey. 339 00:15:56,300 --> 00:15:58,810 Well...help yourself. 340 00:15:58,830 --> 00:16:01,050 Well, this is nice, huh? 341 00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:05,000 Did I track the hummus from outside? 342 00:16:06,050 --> 00:16:07,720 No, I--I, uh, spilled it myself. 343 00:16:07,740 --> 00:16:10,100 But thanks for really, uh-- rubbing it in there. 344 00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:12,020 -That's--that's good. -Oh, sorry. 345 00:16:12,510 --> 00:16:13,440 Look at you kids. 346 00:16:13,460 --> 00:16:16,150 Young,in love, 347 00:16:16,170 --> 00:16:17,710 going down the road of life together. 348 00:16:19,310 --> 00:16:21,300 You're lucky you're not alone. 349 00:16:21,790 --> 00:16:23,370 No one to talk to. 350 00:16:23,980 --> 00:16:25,920 No one to share your thoughts with. 351 00:16:28,140 --> 00:16:29,340 -Hey, jeff -Yeah? 352 00:16:29,350 --> 00:16:31,160 Your barn door's open. 353 00:16:32,440 --> 00:16:33,790 I know it, eddie. 354 00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:35,900 I opened it. 355 00:16:37,940 --> 00:16:39,500 Am I interrupting something? 356 00:16:39,510 --> 00:16:41,730 Be-because I could just go back to my house. 357 00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:44,430 -Ok. -Alone. 358 00:16:45,820 --> 00:16:46,870 Get a glimpse of the life 359 00:16:46,890 --> 00:16:48,730 that awaits me as a widower. 360 00:16:52,470 --> 00:16:56,070 Stephie,I want you to promise me something. 361 00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:59,000 That you're gonna take these moments to 362 00:16:59,020 --> 00:17:01,880 always reassure him how much he means to you. 363 00:17:02,120 --> 00:17:04,120 And you, mr.Jeffy? 364 00:17:04,580 --> 00:17:06,000 I want you to tell her how much you miss her 365 00:17:06,010 --> 00:17:08,440 every time she walks out that door. 366 00:17:08,980 --> 00:17:10,760 Because one day... 367 00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:13,520 she will not be around anymore. 368 00:17:13,880 --> 00:17:16,200 You hear me? 369 00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:20,190 Go ahead.Make love. 370 00:17:20,950 --> 00:17:23,770 While you still have each other to make love to. 371 00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:52,730 Ok, I'm gonna skedaddle. 372 00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:02,720 Make love. 373 00:18:05,730 --> 00:18:07,260 Looks like you got quite a haul there, joy. 374 00:18:07,280 --> 00:18:08,810 Well, yes, I did. 375 00:18:08,830 --> 00:18:10,000 I got a lot, too, jack. 376 00:18:10,020 --> 00:18:11,750 I think I cleaned up an old crime scene. 377 00:18:11,760 --> 00:18:14,140 Look at all this police tape. 378 00:18:14,170 --> 00:18:17,350 Uh, well,I-- I got an old bloody sock,jack. 379 00:18:17,370 --> 00:18:18,360 Look at that. 380 00:18:18,390 --> 00:18:20,600 Hey.That was from my crime scene. 381 00:18:20,620 --> 00:18:21,880 Well,it appears someone wasn't 382 00:18:21,900 --> 00:18:24,220 as thorough as they should've been. 383 00:18:24,230 --> 00:18:25,980 Maybe you ladies should 384 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:27,030 just work this out on your own. 385 00:18:27,460 --> 00:18:29,900 Well-- ok, bye-bye, jack. 386 00:18:30,820 --> 00:18:31,960 Oh, my god, mom. 387 00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:33,640 Are you flirting with him? 388 00:18:33,660 --> 00:18:36,390 What?That's crazy. 389 00:18:36,910 --> 00:18:38,400 You think he likes you. 390 00:18:38,420 --> 00:18:39,640 That's why we're here,and that's why 391 00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:42,390 you're dressed like you're in a bollywood movie 392 00:18:44,830 --> 00:18:48,480 ok, maybe I was-- flirting a little bit. 393 00:18:48,500 --> 00:18:49,560 What's wrong with that? 394 00:18:49,580 --> 00:18:52,440 What's wrong is that he likes me. 395 00:18:52,460 --> 00:18:55,810 And you're married.To dad! 396 00:18:57,570 --> 00:18:59,470 Oh, god.You're right. 397 00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:02,490 I'm sorry, sweetie. 398 00:19:03,670 --> 00:19:06,240 I guess I just went a little bit crazy. 399 00:19:06,940 --> 00:19:08,700 Look at me. 400 00:19:10,230 --> 00:19:11,030 I love daddy. 401 00:19:11,050 --> 00:19:14,100 Of course, I wasn't gonna do anythi. 402 00:19:14,180 --> 00:19:16,400 Honestly,it just felt good 403 00:19:16,420 --> 00:19:19,430 to have a little attention 404 00:19:19,450 --> 00:19:22,780 from a guy with a muscle in his body. 405 00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:26,950 Ah, go for it.He's all yours. 406 00:19:26,970 --> 00:19:28,480 Hey there, girls. 407 00:19:28,490 --> 00:19:31,570 Let me guess...university of miami. 408 00:19:33,030 --> 00:19:36,020 Hi, jack. 409 00:19:37,770 --> 00:19:40,280 Oh, my god.He flirts with everyone. 410 00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:43,900 All he cares about is cleaning up the environment. 411 00:19:44,340 --> 00:19:47,030 That son of a bitch. 412 00:19:55,770 --> 00:20:00,550 Dear god, it's me...edward. 413 00:20:01,850 --> 00:20:04,000 I know we haven't spoken in a while, and... 414 00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:06,150 I just want to say that I'm sorry 415 00:20:06,170 --> 00:20:08,970 For those terrible names I called you 416 00:20:08,980 --> 00:20:11,820 when I was passing my kidney stone. 417 00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:16,260 In retrospect,that must have been very hurtful. 418 00:20:17,030 --> 00:20:17,830 And I'm also sorry 419 00:20:17,850 --> 00:20:21,430 for the bad things I said to my wife 420 00:20:21,450 --> 00:20:22,250 but you didn't have to 421 00:20:22,270 --> 00:20:25,790 take both her and tv from me. 422 00:20:26,970 --> 00:20:30,220 To take one or the other would've been fair. 423 00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:34,500 But both quite frankly is...showboating. 424 00:20:36,450 --> 00:20:37,730 Eddie, I'm home! 425 00:20:37,750 --> 00:20:39,910 Oh, did I miss you. 426 00:20:39,930 --> 00:20:41,280 Look at-- come here. 427 00:20:45,130 --> 00:20:47,580 -Did you miss me? -Yeah... 428 00:20:50,580 --> 00:20:53,490 Bienvenidos a telemundo! 429 00:20:54,780 --> 00:20:56,210 Gracias, mi dios. 430 00:20:56,250 --> 00:20:59,030 -=http://sfile.ydy.com=- Proudly Presents 431 00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:00,910 -=www.ydy.com/bbs=- Sync:YTET-karoro 432 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 27324

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