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when you hire a party
down catering team?
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At Party Down,we have
a simple motto:
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It's your party and you
deserve to enjoy it,
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but how are you going to enjoy
the party if you're worried about
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whether the shrimp cocktail's
been sitting out too long
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or if there's enough ice or do the
guests think the party's lame,
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or are people stealing stuff,or
going through the medicine cabinets
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because they're nosy or because
they might find something
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that'll give'em a rockin' buzz.
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I used to do that last thing,not anymore.
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Clean and sober.
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Um wow,that that is quite
a motto,mr... donald.
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Ron donald.
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Ron donald,nice to meet you.
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Hey okay no,no,no- why do
they do these things so tight?
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Okay no,no,no. Look at this.
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Clean stick.
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There will be no frowns today.
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Okay leave the frowning to us.
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Hey that should be part of
our motto,what do you think?
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Mr. Donald,you are...
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efficient.
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It seems like you've got your client
feedback card already written!
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Okay people,eyes forward,
we've got a lot to cover.
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Chill,buzz kill!
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- You ain't my moms.
- They'll tear you a new one,t-
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okay people eyes forward.
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- Think I ain't privy to that info?
- Privy.
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Privy to that info.
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That's why they call it
the palisades,bro-
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okay,kyle you really have to
come into that moment.
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You know what gene hackman said to me.
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When we were shooting "lucky lady?
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- He said you should be committed-"
- constance!
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He got a callback on the palisades. Ron,we're running the scene
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oh hey well,instead of running the scene how about we run some bruchetta.
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Is that...
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okay uh- next thing the
racial sensitivity seminar.
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I took it you guys should take it,
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I learned things that blew my mind.
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Yeah like what?
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"Mexican. " Not offensive-
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constance,
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what are you- what did- what did I say?
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It's their cheese,not our cheese-
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right,so the guest run out of cheese-
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how are you going to feel about that?
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Terrible.
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Right,so,spit it out.
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Last thing,guys,your gonna love this,
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hostess said we could put out the tip jar tonight-
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- oh come on.
- I know what you're going to say-
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yeah,let's take the guaranteed twenty.
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Or,why don't we bet on ourselves?
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Bet on success!
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Because we always lose.
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Uh and maybe we should try harder,how about that?
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Try harder.
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Hey,there he is.
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Henry pollard,everybody,huh.
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Hey okay,come on.
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Yeah henry and I use to sling
devours,back in the day.
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Remember that?
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Before he left to be a big star.
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But now he's back!
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Where's your shirt?
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- I'm sorry.
- Your shirt?Where's your shirt?
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Yeah,yeah,they said white shirt-
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yeah,so a crisp white shirt.
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Crisp,crisp.
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It looks like you've sleeping
in that thing?
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In a forest?
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I'll tell you what,no worries.
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I got a backup in the van.
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Wow,team leader,huh ron.
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Yeah well a lot can happen
in eight years,my man.
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party. down.
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A little rusty.
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Uh yeah probably.
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It'll come back ya.
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Good lord,you haven't changed.
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- no,unfortunately,you though- you look-
- different?
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I know uh,right.
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It's new ron.
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Yeah,the boozing and the drinking
and getting high in the van,
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I'm done with that.
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You know how you were gonna be an actor?
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How you,how you had a dream?
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- Vaguely-
- well,now I have a dream,
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I'm gonna run my own soup r'
crackers franchise.
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What?The all you can eat salad place?
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And soup,they're known for there soup.
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They have salads but they're
known for their soup.
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I was talking to allen,mr. Duck about it.
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Owner of party down,he said
if I make good as team leader,
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that ah,he'll go partners with me-
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god you're just destroying the limes.
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Don't touch anything.
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Watch a pro,okay here we go.
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- Move over...
- really?
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All right,all right,you see this?
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You see the grain?
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The a- I wasn't aware a lime had grain,ron but-
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you have much to learn young jedi.
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The a lime's grain runs north/south.
Nipple to nipple.
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The way you were doing it was like hack,hack,hack-
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I told you three times that
I was at improv that is why.
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You know what that is?
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I will call you back.
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Personal business on company time.
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Which is what?
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- Heartily encouraged?
- Forbidden and you're late.
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For the second time.
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So that's your final warning.
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Who's this?What happened to sage?
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Oh uh- sage was caught doing that thing,
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so he's been let go.
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This is henry pollard.
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- Our new team member.
- So I just wanna be clear,
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sage got five warnings for masturbating in closets?
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- Why do we have to say the word?
- And I'm on last warning already
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even though I've only been late two times?
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Hi casey klein.
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Ah going for your own look,I see.
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Yeah,thought I'd go for a helpful gay pirate kind of thing.
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You don't look helpful.
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Actually,I learned in sensitivity seminar,
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we don't use that word.
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Okay,I mean,I'm not,but we don't
know who-might be,you know-
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- a pirate?
- Helpful?
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Gay.
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Is that little fried chickens?
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Gordon,you aren't wearing that?
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What?
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You look like a homeless person.
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What about the nice pleated
shorts I got you?
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And are you planning on shaving?
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The guests will be here any minute.
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I'm with you,on the shorts,
like the motto says,
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it's your party and you deserve to-
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- yes,excellent-
- oh excellent
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I like that word,use that
word for your feedback card.
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We'll be having video?
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- Yep,getting it.
- Walla.
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Hey look,you're a star.
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Oh,who's the hostess with the mostest?
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I think I'm looking at her.
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We're dancing with a stars,
we're dancing with a stars
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we're all good friends and
we're dancing with the stars huh?
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That's good fun.
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Okay we're gonna stop.
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- We're stars-
- ah stop!
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- Grab some cheese.
- Okay,I can.
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Cut.
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Go for it,dude.
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Sure she's gonna see the creep working her parents' party with your techno cd's
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and "return to gorm" and realize
you guys are soul mates.
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Oow,in to me.
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Hey,you look a little out of place.
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No kidding.
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Sorry,my bad. I got it.
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Constance,will you get
this man some fried chi-
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some appetizers that's not shrimp.
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Hi,liddy,super party.
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Say hello to my little friend!
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So it'll be a chi-poodle,a labra-doodle,
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or a golden retroodle- I like working with hybrids.
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Because they surprise you.
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Everyday is like having a different dog.
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Hey,beer me.
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I take it you're a regular.
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I don't know who those people are,
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but they're killing my buzz.
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You look familiar to me.
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- You an actor?
- Just one of those faces.
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Ordinary fucking people,right?
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Your henry,right yeah.
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- Roman.
- Hey man.
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What's up?Can I get a sparkling water?
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Nice pleated shorts,right?
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Punching the clock at omni- corp
to make your mortgage on this joint,
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maybe one day buy a ski-do.
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I'd rather shoot myself.
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Yeah well it might be nice to own a house.
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This dump?
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Ordinary fucking people. You know?
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Oh- repo man?
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Nice.
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Me and you are probably the only two
people here that would get that.
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- Perhaps.
- Chardonnay and a g'n T.
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Get what?
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"Ordinary fucking people.
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" Yeah,I know that movie. The guy's brother drowns.
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You idiot,that's ordinary people.
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Yeah.
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Watch this guy,he always thinks cause he's a writer,
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he's the only one who knows anything.
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"That's why they call it the palisades,bro.
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" This's why you can't sell decent script.
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'Cause everyone is completely stupid.
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No one knows repo man,
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but they'll put this idiot for a show about defensive walls-
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well,it's not about walls.
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That's what "palisades" means.
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Okay,maybe it's not as cool
as your script about worms...
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wormholes.
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You you ever heard of physics?
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A tear in the fabric of time.
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- Roman.
- Wormhole.
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What am I not hearing?
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I don't know,a squid?
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There are other options,I suppose.
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- Music,pronto.
- All right.
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Oh,hey ron do want me to haul
this trash out to the street?
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Naw. There's a compactor in the kitchen.
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They can have one of their mexicans
take it out in the morning tomorrow.
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Ah,white wine,please coming right up.
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Hey,I know you?
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You look so familiar to me.
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I was thinking the exact same thing.
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That kind of face.
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Interesting.
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Milf action,nice.
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The only perk of the job right there.
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"If music is the food of love,play it.
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" I'm way into shakespeare.
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Yeah,I'm an actor.
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You heard of karma rocket?
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- No.
- That's my band.
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And you know,I do some
modeling and stuff too.
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So that's pretty cool.
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So- you're like in the overall handsome business.
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- All right.
- You an actor?
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Ron said you were star of something?
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No,no,no,not really.
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Who's your agent?
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State farm.
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Awesome,they give you some
good auditions and stuff?
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I... don't really act anymore.
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That's cool.
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Um,so what are you doing now?
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bartending.
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Dude,nice.
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Where?
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Here.
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What would I do in burlington,
stand-up comedy traffic school?
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Look,I have to go,okay-
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because you know that I can't talk at work.
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Mike,mike,no!
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Do not come here...
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dammit.
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So I know I don't know you at all,but
could you help me out with something?
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Boyfriend trouble?
257
00:12:28,707 --> 00:12:29,825
Husband- trouble.
258
00:12:29,860 --> 00:12:33,095
It's like a bunch of stupid drama,you don't wanna know about,
259
00:12:33,130 --> 00:12:39,100
but he might come here,and I can't have a scene cause like ron's totally on my ass.
260
00:12:39,135 --> 00:12:43,130
So if you see a pissed-looking
thirty-ish guy with brown hair.
261
00:12:43,165 --> 00:12:45,085
I will give a heads up.
262
00:12:45,120 --> 00:12:47,940
It will give me a sense of
purpose,which I could use.
263
00:12:47,975 --> 00:12:49,615
Great.
264
00:12:49,650 --> 00:12:52,395
I really appreciate it.
265
00:12:52,430 --> 00:12:55,335
New guy I totally forgot your name.
266
00:12:55,370 --> 00:12:58,050
That's funny,people usually remember it.
267
00:12:58,085 --> 00:12:58,965
Why's that?
268
00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:01,230
It's scrotum phillips.
269
00:13:02,660 --> 00:13:04,055
- Henry.
- Right.
270
00:13:04,090 --> 00:13:07,150
And you're not even the new
guy. Cause you worked with ron.
271
00:13:07,185 --> 00:13:10,560
Eight years ago,yes,thank you
for reminding me.
272
00:13:13,420 --> 00:13:14,945
So,do you act?
273
00:13:14,980 --> 00:13:17,090
What,I look familiar?
274
00:13:17,125 --> 00:13:18,815
You do.
275
00:13:18,850 --> 00:13:20,710
And you smoke parliaments.
276
00:13:20,745 --> 00:13:22,017
I dabbled.
277
00:13:22,052 --> 00:13:23,255
Are you?
278
00:13:23,290 --> 00:13:24,630
A professional waiter?
279
00:13:24,665 --> 00:13:25,735
I'm not.
280
00:13:25,770 --> 00:13:28,405
No,no,no,I'm a comedian.
281
00:13:28,440 --> 00:13:32,580
I figured that my natural hilariousness
would have tipped you off by now.
282
00:13:32,615 --> 00:13:34,687
Right,right.
283
00:13:34,722 --> 00:13:36,725
Wait a minute.
284
00:13:36,760 --> 00:13:40,720
Were you that-?Were you that guy?
285
00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:42,825
Yes. I was.
286
00:13:42,860 --> 00:13:45,920
You were,you were I totally that g- that is bananas.
287
00:13:45,955 --> 00:13:47,632
I remember that!
288
00:13:47,667 --> 00:13:49,275
I remember you.
289
00:13:49,310 --> 00:13:52,415
What're you doing working here?
290
00:13:52,450 --> 00:13:55,880
Well,you remember me from anything else?
291
00:13:59,160 --> 00:14:01,855
Congratulations.
292
00:14:01,890 --> 00:14:07,680
And the award for best christmas decorations goes to...
293
00:14:07,715 --> 00:14:09,967
the wisemans.
294
00:14:10,002 --> 00:14:12,220
The wisemans.
295
00:14:14,870 --> 00:14:16,395
We lost.
296
00:14:16,430 --> 00:14:17,885
Jews.
297
00:14:17,920 --> 00:14:20,175
Hey congratulations.
298
00:14:20,210 --> 00:14:22,215
she's so little. Put her in my pocket.
299
00:14:22,250 --> 00:14:27,190
So the award for "best mailbox," goes to...
300
00:14:27,225 --> 00:14:29,562
oow us!Us honey!
301
00:14:29,597 --> 00:14:31,900
We won!Wow,we won!
302
00:14:32,390 --> 00:14:34,910
To ordinary fuckin' people...
303
00:14:34,945 --> 00:14:37,430
I'd like to thank my agent.
304
00:14:37,465 --> 00:14:38,900
My real estate agent.
305
00:14:38,935 --> 00:14:40,840
That's sherri!
306
00:14:41,580 --> 00:14:44,400
That's hilarious,she wants to thank her real estate agent.
307
00:14:44,435 --> 00:14:46,475
And I just wanted to say,thank you,
308
00:14:46,510 --> 00:14:49,840
the overall improvement in the quality of mailboxes has made
309
00:14:49,875 --> 00:14:52,957
such a difference throughout the neighborhood.
310
00:14:52,992 --> 00:14:56,040
And I think we're all winners,I'm honored.
311
00:14:56,075 --> 00:14:57,805
Truly,thank you.
312
00:14:57,840 --> 00:15:03,030
Kyle,jim tower from the palisades we loved your addition.
313
00:15:03,065 --> 00:15:04,555
We thought it was amazing.
314
00:15:04,590 --> 00:15:06,965
But I just wanted to call and make you aware
315
00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:09,550
that we've made an interesting choice for the character,
316
00:15:09,585 --> 00:15:11,670
we've chosen to take him down interesting avenue-
317
00:15:11,705 --> 00:15:14,390
I'll call you back,I've gotta go.
318
00:15:19,260 --> 00:15:21,520
Okay wonderful which hand is it in?
319
00:15:21,555 --> 00:15:22,907
Huh,which hand,right,left.
320
00:15:22,942 --> 00:15:24,225
Here's a ron donald spin.
321
00:15:24,260 --> 00:15:26,400
North/south reverse north/south.
322
00:15:26,435 --> 00:15:28,170
- East/west.
- Good job.
323
00:15:28,205 --> 00:15:29,885
Hey,all right,okay.
324
00:15:29,920 --> 00:15:31,770
Behind the back,north/south.
325
00:15:31,805 --> 00:15:33,755
Who did that?
326
00:15:33,790 --> 00:15:35,405
You're not impressed.
327
00:15:35,440 --> 00:15:37,020
A little higher maybe.
328
00:15:43,190 --> 00:15:46,750
Fuck,fuck,fuck!
329
00:15:48,620 --> 00:15:51,010
I totally could be on idol.
330
00:15:51,045 --> 00:15:53,467
I know,I bet you're awesome.
331
00:15:53,502 --> 00:15:55,855
But I'm just stuck here.
332
00:15:55,890 --> 00:15:57,975
Yeah,I mean,this whole suburb trip.
333
00:15:58,010 --> 00:16:00,025
You know,I wrote a song about it.
334
00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:03,600
It's called "you stained me" or "mindjail,"
335
00:16:03,635 --> 00:16:04,815
I haven't decided-
336
00:16:04,850 --> 00:16:08,275
really?Oh my god,can I hear it?
337
00:16:08,310 --> 00:16:14,010
* gave you my soul; you treat it like poison;*
338
00:16:14,045 --> 00:16:19,710
* gave you my heart; you betray with a lie. *
339
00:16:23,370 --> 00:16:28,460
* cause you stained me,like an angle dragged in dirt *
340
00:16:29,700 --> 00:16:35,290
* you stained me,shan't ever see my worth. *
341
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:41,890
* You stained me like shakespeare said thou doth... *
342
00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:46,570
that's all I have so far...
343
00:16:48,190 --> 00:16:50,640
that's awesome.
344
00:17:04,860 --> 00:17:07,760
God dammit.
345
00:17:30,890 --> 00:17:31,920
What are you doing in there!
346
00:17:31,955 --> 00:17:33,935
- What?
- What,hey,hey!
347
00:17:33,970 --> 00:17:36,720
- Kyle what the hell are you doing!
- Are you outta you mind?
348
00:17:36,755 --> 00:17:39,212
What were you doing in there?
349
00:17:39,247 --> 00:17:41,635
Just rubbing something out.
350
00:17:41,670 --> 00:17:43,180
- Are you crazy?
- That is disgusting.
351
00:17:43,790 --> 00:17:46,095
No,no!
352
00:17:46,130 --> 00:17:49,180
Look I was using my stick on your mom this morning.
353
00:17:49,215 --> 00:17:50,020
She thought it was amazing.
354
00:17:50,055 --> 00:17:51,265
Mom!
355
00:17:51,300 --> 00:17:54,190
No,listen to me little girl!I have too much a stake here.
356
00:17:54,225 --> 00:17:57,180
If you tell your mom,I will...
357
00:17:57,215 --> 00:17:59,035
just...
358
00:17:59,070 --> 00:18:00,850
destroy you.
359
00:18:00,885 --> 00:18:02,630
Simple as that.
360
00:18:02,665 --> 00:18:03,895
And you.
361
00:18:03,930 --> 00:18:05,680
We're party professionals.
362
00:18:05,715 --> 00:18:08,172
Party professionals.
363
00:18:08,207 --> 00:18:10,630
We make the fun. Do it.
364
00:18:10,665 --> 00:18:13,050
Okay?
365
00:18:18,810 --> 00:18:23,510
So,are we having fun yet?
366
00:18:24,950 --> 00:18:27,310
Oh yeah.
367
00:18:31,640 --> 00:18:34,140
Betcha this must be a laugh to you.
368
00:18:34,175 --> 00:18:36,247
Actually it looks pretty appealing.
369
00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:38,320
I kinda wish I was you right now.
370
00:18:38,355 --> 00:18:39,975
Come on!
371
00:18:40,010 --> 00:18:42,420
You did the right thing,being an actor.
372
00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:43,475
You went for it,you're someone.
373
00:18:43,510 --> 00:18:45,870
You're not someone who does the same shit day in,
374
00:18:45,905 --> 00:18:48,380
day out,wearing pleated shorts.
375
00:18:48,415 --> 00:18:50,585
I wasn't always like this.
376
00:18:50,620 --> 00:18:54,315
I coulda been you,I was in a band,livin' crazy.
377
00:18:54,350 --> 00:18:58,010
Know the last time I did anything unexpected?
378
00:18:58,410 --> 00:19:00,085
Cancun.
379
00:19:00,120 --> 00:19:03,010
Okay but you know-
380
00:19:03,750 --> 00:19:07,280
you got a house,yeah you have a family.
381
00:19:07,315 --> 00:19:08,355
You have a life.
382
00:19:08,390 --> 00:19:10,930
You know what I'd give for that?
383
00:19:10,965 --> 00:19:13,915
okay how about we switch?
384
00:19:13,950 --> 00:19:16,910
You know anything about estate law?
385
00:19:16,945 --> 00:19:18,970
No.
386
00:19:19,830 --> 00:19:22,390
It's bummer.
387
00:19:22,630 --> 00:19:24,100
Yeah.
388
00:19:25,090 --> 00:19:26,925
"Are we having fun yet?
389
00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:29,840
" Dude,that's where I know you were that guy!
390
00:19:29,875 --> 00:19:32,095
"Hey,are we having fun yet?
391
00:19:32,130 --> 00:19:34,785
" Right,form those beer commercials,that's awesome!
392
00:19:34,820 --> 00:19:38,390
"Are we having fun yet",remember that's actually the guy.
393
00:19:38,425 --> 00:19:39,755
See?
394
00:19:39,790 --> 00:19:41,545
I knew you were someone!
395
00:19:41,580 --> 00:19:44,900
All right come on let's here it.
396
00:19:45,290 --> 00:19:46,755
I'd rather not.
397
00:19:46,790 --> 00:19:48,985
"Are we having fun yet?
398
00:19:49,020 --> 00:19:51,180
" "are we having fun yet?
399
00:19:52,130 --> 00:19:54,140
" I'm not having fun yet,make it a double.
400
00:19:54,175 --> 00:19:55,990
You got it.
401
00:19:56,460 --> 00:19:58,920
the hostess specifically requested,no doubles.
402
00:19:58,955 --> 00:20:00,545
- One jigger only.
- What?
403
00:20:00,580 --> 00:20:05,380
I don't you serving them two jiggers.
404
00:20:08,590 --> 00:20:10,585
- Come on.
- =Ron,what?
405
00:20:10,620 --> 00:20:14,970
I believe the preferred term is jig-roes.
406
00:20:22,670 --> 00:20:25,950
Kyle can you watch the bar please?
407
00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:33,895
Hey man,hey can I help you?
408
00:20:33,930 --> 00:20:36,960
Naw,I'm looking for um...
409
00:20:38,090 --> 00:20:40,100
- never mind.
- You her husband?
410
00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:42,600
her boss's really been riding her today.
411
00:20:42,635 --> 00:20:44,872
How about you go out front and wait
412
00:20:44,907 --> 00:20:47,110
and I'll send her out to meet ya.
413
00:20:47,145 --> 00:20:48,447
Who are you?
414
00:20:48,482 --> 00:20:49,715
Me I'm nobody.
415
00:20:49,750 --> 00:20:53,800
I'm just trying to do a good deed today,you know.
416
00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:59,510
- Okay can you at least quit-
- shit.
417
00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:04,920
I don't care if you've been calling this is my place of business.
418
00:21:04,955 --> 00:21:06,805
You are a maniac!
419
00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:10,180
What do you mean give me a break?Am I not at work right now?
420
00:21:10,290 --> 00:21:13,610
Cannonball!
421
00:21:15,560 --> 00:21:17,870
Hey,who's going crazy?C'mon,the water's fine!
422
00:21:17,905 --> 00:21:22,285
C'mon in!
423
00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:26,510
Let's cut loose!Let's cut loose,c'mon!
424
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:36,290
Oh what?I'm the asshole here?
425
00:21:36,325 --> 00:21:38,300
I am!I'm the asshole!
426
00:21:38,335 --> 00:21:40,930
I'm the asshole.
427
00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:44,090
Oh I get it I'm the asshole here,huh?
428
00:21:44,125 --> 00:21:46,912
Put your clothes on,gordon.
429
00:21:46,947 --> 00:21:49,700
No one wants to see your penis.
430
00:21:49,735 --> 00:21:53,045
No one.
431
00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:56,985
Well why?Maybe I'll win an award for best cock!
432
00:21:57,020 --> 00:22:02,410
I'd rather have an award for best cock on my mantle than-
433
00:22:02,445 --> 00:22:07,800
tidiest lawn or faggiest mailbox,or goddamn christmas lights.
434
00:22:07,835 --> 00:22:10,165
They better not blink!
435
00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:12,220
No blinking lights,neighbors!
436
00:22:12,255 --> 00:22:14,595
No blinky,blinky!
437
00:22:14,630 --> 00:22:17,735
Ordinary fucking people!
438
00:22:17,770 --> 00:22:20,020
- Repo man.
- You're already dead!
439
00:22:20,055 --> 00:22:22,677
You're already dead!
440
00:22:22,712 --> 00:22:25,300
You're all fuckin' dead!
441
00:22:26,050 --> 00:22:30,430
All the more pool for me,fucko's!
442
00:22:32,260 --> 00:22:34,605
- That was jim tower.
- He's so powerful.
443
00:22:34,640 --> 00:22:36,860
They want to take me to network on the palisades.
444
00:22:36,895 --> 00:22:38,635
Yes!
445
00:22:38,670 --> 00:22:41,420
You walk into that room and you seduce them.
446
00:22:41,455 --> 00:22:42,635
And have a secret-
447
00:22:42,670 --> 00:22:46,200
but they rewrote the character a little bit. So I gotta rethink-
448
00:22:46,235 --> 00:22:48,660
so you're not the vulnerable bad boy who's new in town?
449
00:22:48,695 --> 00:22:50,705
No,no he's still that,
450
00:22:50,740 --> 00:22:54,000
but now he's got nut cancer and he's doing chemo.
451
00:22:54,035 --> 00:22:57,012
Dude,you know what you gotta do?
452
00:22:57,047 --> 00:22:59,990
- What?
- I mean,if want to be real.
453
00:23:00,025 --> 00:23:02,427
Real's what I'm about.
454
00:23:02,462 --> 00:23:04,830
Gotta loose your hair.
455
00:23:05,950 --> 00:23:08,540
Everywhere.
456
00:23:10,180 --> 00:23:12,600
It's for you art,man.
457
00:23:12,635 --> 00:23:14,215
Everywhere.
458
00:23:14,250 --> 00:23:18,110
Head,eyebrows,pube'S.
459
00:23:18,145 --> 00:23:20,750
Soup to nuts.
460
00:23:32,330 --> 00:23:35,380
"Are we having fun yet?
461
00:23:36,180 --> 00:23:37,990
" Or would you prefer we not do that.
462
00:23:38,025 --> 00:23:39,775
- No I love that.
- You do?
463
00:23:39,810 --> 00:23:46,185
Look uh- I'm sorry about that,I tried to stop him.
464
00:23:46,220 --> 00:23:52,000
But,maybe ron was distracted the- spectacle of my humiliation?
465
00:23:52,035 --> 00:23:53,450
He was not,he was not.
466
00:23:53,485 --> 00:23:55,345
No,he fired me.
467
00:23:55,380 --> 00:23:58,660
But I said I'd sue him,so I'm back on final warning.
468
00:23:58,695 --> 00:24:00,935
- Welcome back.
- Thanks.
469
00:24:00,970 --> 00:24:05,085
Thanks for trying though,I uh,I
470
00:24:05,120 --> 00:24:07,550
oh god,I totally forgot your name again.
471
00:24:07,585 --> 00:24:09,072
I'm sorry.
472
00:24:09,107 --> 00:24:10,525
Henry.
473
00:24:10,560 --> 00:24:13,410
Henry,henry yes.
474
00:24:15,110 --> 00:24:17,710
He got the job in vermont.
475
00:24:17,745 --> 00:24:19,390
Really?
476
00:24:21,540 --> 00:24:24,150
So you don't need this job.
477
00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:27,980
It was nice knowing you.
478
00:24:28,015 --> 00:24:30,407
No,I'm gonna keep the job.
479
00:24:30,442 --> 00:24:32,800
For now,I'm gonna keep it.
480
00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:43,620
Jesus kyle,roman left the message.
481
00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:48,190
What?
482
00:24:49,590 --> 00:24:52,030
Hey,there.
483
00:24:56,790 --> 00:24:59,740
I knew,I knew you.
484
00:25:02,060 --> 00:25:05,130
Sign here and here.
485
00:25:05,165 --> 00:25:07,235
And here.
486
00:25:07,270 --> 00:25:12,330
Wait,wait,I thought I was supposed to fill out the feedback card?
487
00:25:13,950 --> 00:25:20,590
to get a new card they're all the way out in the van.
488
00:25:20,625 --> 00:25:23,135
I'll get a new card.
489
00:25:23,170 --> 00:25:25,960
Dude you totally fuck me in the ass!
490
00:25:26,380 --> 00:25:28,380
So,you shaved off your eyebrow.
491
00:25:28,415 --> 00:25:30,675
It's just an eyebrow.
492
00:25:30,710 --> 00:25:36,560
Listen,I remember I was up for one of the jumpsuit babes in "cannonball 2"
493
00:25:36,595 --> 00:25:40,040
right after my audition I was hit by a car.
494
00:25:40,075 --> 00:25:41,655
Yeah I was disappointed.
495
00:25:41,690 --> 00:25:46,875
But while I was in the hospital,I finally got the chance to read zen
496
00:25:46,910 --> 00:25:53,740
and the art of motorcycle maintenance and that shit rocked my world.
497
00:25:53,775 --> 00:26:00,570
So what I'm saying is god never closes a door without opening a window.
498
00:26:04,730 --> 00:26:07,880
Fourteen dollars...
499
00:26:08,990 --> 00:26:11,680
fourteen dollars...
500
00:26:12,100 --> 00:26:14,460
fourteen dollars...
501
00:26:15,270 --> 00:26:17,210
fourteen dol-
502
00:26:20,940 --> 00:26:25,110
thirteen dollars and-
503
00:26:28,970 --> 00:26:32,210
seventy six cents.
504
00:26:33,950 --> 00:26:36,710
Welcome back,henry.
505
00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:47,695
- =www. ydy. com/bbs=-
Proudly Presents
506
00:26:47,730 --> 00:26:52,510
- =www. ydy. com/bbs=-
Sync: YTET-���ݷ�
507
00:26:53,340 --> 00:26:55,895
C'mon. Please.
508
00:26:55,930 --> 00:26:58,415
Just once.
509
00:26:58,450 --> 00:27:02,020
- Pleeeeeeese!
- No,no.
510
00:27:02,055 --> 00:27:05,220
Please.
511
00:27:07,860 --> 00:27:11,560
Are we having fun,yet?
512
00:27:11,595 --> 00:27:14,100
Yea!
513
00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:19,425
Oow,what happened?
514
00:27:19,460 --> 00:27:22,380
party. down.
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