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♪ I've been so excited
I've been over the moon ♪
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♪ Singing in the shower
That's my favorite tune ♪
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♪ Oh, people to see, yeah… ♪
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[Ginny] My mom always goes big
for birthdays.
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[Georgia] Life won't throw you parties.
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You gotta make your own.
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[Ginny] Even when we were dead broke,
she'd find a way to make it festive.
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For my 12th birthday,
she dropped a stink bomb
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so we could have
the movie theater to ourselves
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and sing along to Moana
as loudly as we wanted.
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That's what Georgia does. She puts a big,
glittering bow on everything
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-and pretends like nothing's wrong.
-♪ Do what you love ♪
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Your hair!
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It's straight.
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I wanted a change.
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New, older me.
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-But I love your natural hair.
-Aww. Then you wear it.
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[flicks lighter]
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♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
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♪ Happy birthday to you… ♪
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It's 7:00 a.m. I don't want cake.
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♪ Happy birthday dear Ginny… ♪
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-Must you sing the whole song?
-Yeah.
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♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
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[sighs]
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[paper rustling]
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This came from Zion's parents.
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You opened it.
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They sent 500.
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[upbeat music plays]
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-Happy birthday, Ginny!
-Aww! Thanks, Austin!
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Oh! [clicks tongue, giggles]
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[squeals gently]
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-Cake!
-Cake!
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Go brush your teeth.
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Sixteen.
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An adult. A little woman.
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My little woman.
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Louisa May Alcott's all atingle.
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You really are growing up.
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That mean you'll treat me like a grown-up?
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Trust me with important factors
of your life,
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like, I don't know, off the cuff,
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the fact that you have a sister
and your real name is Mary.
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Happy sweet 16, jerk.
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♪ Come on, everybody ♪
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-♪ Gonna light up, shine a little… ♪
-[doorbell rings]
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♪ Do what you love ♪
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[Ginny] I've never much liked my birthday.
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[Georgia] Of course you can.
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Ginny, it's for you!
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[jaunty theme music plays]
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I can't believe Dad got me a piano.
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[both chuckle]
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[plays gentle melody]
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I still remember it.
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You think this is good, wait till you see
what I got planned for tomorrow.
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Oh God. What does that mean?
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It means tomorrow
I planned a secret surprise.
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Oh goody.
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More secrets.
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[phone chimes]
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[Georgia sighs]
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[funky music plays]
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Whoa. What's going on?
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Why are you smiling
like you're about to tell Pinky
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the plan is to take over the world?
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Nothing.
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♪ OK, so we're just gonna try this… ♪
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I don't want the bro squad
infiltrating our house,
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puking in our bathroom, killing my fish.
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Hey, Brodie didn't kill your fish.
He ate your fish.
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-You think it survived that trip?
-Come on! It's for Ginny for her birthday.
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-Just do it for Ginny.
-Yeah, do it for Ginny.
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Fine.
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[Maxine squeals] Yay!
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-[giggles]
-OK.
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So, in the past three hours,
you have texted me, DM'd me,
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Snapchatted me,
and you just requested $500 on Venmo.
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-I'm funny. [chuckles]
-[Sophie] Yeah, you're a treat.
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-Have you been practicing?
-[guttural R rolling]
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-You sound like you're gargling.
-[rolls Rs nicely]
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[gasps] Say that word I like.
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[chuckles] Hamburguesa.
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-[squeals] Oh my God. OK. Wow. Now you.
-OK.
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You are very pretty.
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[gasps] So good!
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-So good! [giggles]
-Thanks!
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Mwah!
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[Ginny grunts]
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-[Maxine] Ready?
-Not really.
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I bet you're not!
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-No, really, I--
-Open!
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-Surprise! Happy birthday!
-Surprise! Happy birthday!
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You guys
really didn't have to do all this.
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-It was mostly Max.
-It was all Max, actually.
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I'm so happy you moved here. I don't know
what I would have done without you.
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It would have been like Drake and Josh,
but no Josh. Just Drake.
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But not Drake Drake. Drake.
We should all go to a concert together.
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[laughs fakely] OK.
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Yeah, we get it, Max.
Yeah, Ginny's the best.
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You're amazing.
You're the best, and I'm just over it.
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I'm so over it. And I…
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I have to go to class.
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That was hateful.
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Pretty bitchy.
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Maybe she just has something going on
at home or something.
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Or she's just insanely jealous.
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She's become the Grinch Who Stole
Sophomore Year. I can't.
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Hey, guys, I'm supposed to tell you all
to look in that general direction.
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[jazzy music plays]
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[giggling, squealing]
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[slow instrumental "Happy Birthday" plays]
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[students exclaim]
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-[Ginny gasps]
-[Norah giggles]
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[students cheer]
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-[Maxine giggles]
-[students whooping]
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[giggles]
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-[girl] Wow!
-[Ginny giggles]
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[raucous cheering]
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Hey! All you ever got me for my birthday
was an Amazon gift card.
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Yeah, and I stand by that.
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[funky pop music plays]
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[applause]
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[man] I have a question over here.
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People are riding electric scooters
on the bike path.
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What are you gonna do about it?
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Our bike cops are monitoring
and assessing--
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If I'm elected mayor,
I will have the offenders ticketed.
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[cheering]
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[woman 1] Finally!
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[man 2] I got a question.
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-I got a question.
-[woman 2] I've got one.
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How do you plan on making Wellsbury
more senior-friendly?
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Boomers and millennials alike
want walkable amenities.
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They want convenient transportation,
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and both will be at the forefront
of my Wellsbury Improvement Plan.
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[cheering, applause]
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Um, how do you propose to allocate
Wellsbury's $360 million budget?
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Definitely the schools.
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I'm a mom, and children are the future.
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[Paul] All of it?
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All of it to the schools?
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My mission is to build a better
and more beautiful Wellsbury.
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And 50% of my budget
will go to the education system.
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The rest will be directed towards
enterprise funds like Green Gardens
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that bring more money back into our town
and to community preservation.
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-[applause]
-Thank you.
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-[phone chimes]
-[Maxine] There she is!
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OK, show us
the barrage of birthday notifications.
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It's my dad. [chuckles]
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"Glad you like the piano.
Happy birthday, gummy bear."
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-He calls me gummy bear.
-That is so cute.
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My dad calls me smelly. [chuckles]
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-Clint really cracks himself up.
-What's the plan for Saturday?
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-I'm gonna have sex with Sophie.
-Oh my God. Really?
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-Yup. She's gonna swipe my V-card.
-You guys just started dating.
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Sophie's a senior.
She's had sex with two different people.
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She slept with this girl
she was lifeguarding with
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because she is not perfect enough.
She needs that kind of imagery.
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Then she dated Ben Brandeis
and had sex with him too.
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OK, but are you ready?
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Ben Brandeis! Baywatch lifeguard!
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Yeah, I think I'm ready
to have sex with Hunter.
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[Maxine chuckles] That makes sense.
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After that display this morning,
I think I'm ready to have sex with Hunter.
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I mean, I'm 16 now, and he's my boyfriend.
He's so hot, and he cares about me.
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So, yeah, I want to.
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Oh my God. Are we losing our virginities
on the same night?
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Are we a movie? [chuckles]
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OK, this is so Blockers.
I feel so Blockers right now.
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This is perfect.
We'll lose our virginities together.
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Not in the same room together,
'cause that would be insanely creepy,
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but doing it the same night
is such a best friend bonding thing.
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We'll have this when we're old
and near death and can't chew our food.
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-So cute.
-[Norah] Oh!
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FOMO! I want in!
I can have sex with Jordan.
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Boring! You guys have sex all the time.
This is our first time. This is special.
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No, it's not.
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It just happens, and it isn't special,
and you wake up, and nothing's changed.
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[Maxine] I know.
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Virginity is an antiquated construct
meant to keep women down.
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[Maxine and Norah snicker]
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-What? It was a good Ginny impression.
-[Maxine] Thank you so much.
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-God! I am so amped for Saturday.
-[Ginny] Me too.
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But first, I have to survive
spending the day with my mom.
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She's planning something, so…
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Whoopee!
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[inhales sharply]
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Oh my God. Look who it is.
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Avoid eye contact, or she'll think
we want her to sit with us.
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Oh my God. That's, like, so embarrassing.
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Ooh, gross. She's so disgusting.
Oh God. She's coming over.
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Guys, ew, she's coming over.
She's coming over.
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♪ …friends to the end
To the end, to the end… ♪
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[Norah] No. Give me a chip!
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Maxie, Maxie, Mo-Maxie,
Banana fana fo faxie,
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me, my, Mo-Maxie. Maxie.
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Beirut partner on Saturday.
200
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-What was our team name again?
-Glitter Magic.
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-[Brodie] Hmm.
-[grunting]
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What? Who? What?
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[both chuckle]
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-[Maxine] Why are we like this?
-[Brodie] I don't know.
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Hey!
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You're a natural.
You should join the team, bud.
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Things like that give me stomachaches.
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Yeah. It's OK to be nervous.
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That's what Ginny says.
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When I'm nervous,
she takes me on vacation.
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Vacation?
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In books. We go on vacation in books.
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Well, that is a very fun sister you have.
214
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She's the best.
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She said that Wellsbury's weird.
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I don't wanna go back to school.
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Why not?
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'Cause everyone thinks I'm weird.
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Weird, huh?
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-Is that weird?
-Yes.
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Hmm? Is this weird?
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[chuckles] Yes.
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What if I walked like this?
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This.
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-Is this weird?
-Yes.
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Then be weird with me, man.
Show me what you got!
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Come on!
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Come on. Yeah, there we go.
No, really cut loose.
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See? Getting weird's fun, man.
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Yeah.
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Zach doesn't think so.
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I wanna kick this in Zach's face!
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Hey, bud.
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You know,
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I get angry, too, sometimes.
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Like… [groans]
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But then I remember that…
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I can't control how other people act,
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but I can control how I act.
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Does that make sense?
241
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Think you'd feel better if you apologized?
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Yeah. Maybe.
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Good man.
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This weekend is gonna be so relaxing.
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It's just gonna be lobster
and lobster rolls
246
00:12:40,092 --> 00:12:42,512
and clam chowder and mussels.
247
00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:45,345
I'm getting that shellfish
is a large part of being in Maine.
248
00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:46,351
-Yes.
-[Georgia] Yeah.
249
00:12:46,432 --> 00:12:47,482
[Joe] Hey.
250
00:12:48,267 --> 00:12:50,477
-Are you, uh--
-Hey, Joe. Oh, sorry.
251
00:12:50,561 --> 00:12:51,601
No, you go.
252
00:12:51,687 --> 00:12:53,437
No, I was just…
253
00:12:55,691 --> 00:12:56,941
You guys ready to order?
254
00:12:57,026 --> 00:12:58,436
I'll take a cinnamon latte.
255
00:12:58,527 --> 00:12:59,397
OK.
256
00:13:01,489 --> 00:13:03,909
-About the other night…
-The other night?
257
00:13:03,991 --> 00:13:06,331
It was nothing.
It was just a drunken nothing.
258
00:13:06,410 --> 00:13:07,750
But we're good, right?
259
00:13:08,329 --> 00:13:10,499
Yeah. Yeah, yeah. We're… We're good.
260
00:13:10,581 --> 00:13:11,871
OK, good.
261
00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:16,171
Um, so, can I take your order?
262
00:13:16,253 --> 00:13:18,343
Oh, nothing for us right now. We're good.
263
00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:20,512
Great.
264
00:13:21,592 --> 00:13:22,512
OK.
265
00:13:24,678 --> 00:13:26,258
-So many things.
-Mm-hmm.
266
00:13:26,347 --> 00:13:28,967
-The other night you got drunk with Joe.
-Yup.
267
00:13:29,058 --> 00:13:32,058
-Also, I did want that cinnamon latte.
-Oh crap!
268
00:13:32,144 --> 00:13:33,904
-Shoot.
-Hey, Mommy. Georgia. Hi.
269
00:13:34,522 --> 00:13:36,572
I'm so amped for tomorrow.
Ginny has no idea.
270
00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:37,979
We were all like, "Wait, what?
271
00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:40,647
You're spending the day tomorrow
with your mom? Whatever."
272
00:13:40,736 --> 00:13:43,066
-Good work keeping it a secret.
-She was so cute.
273
00:13:43,155 --> 00:13:46,695
We decorated berry tree with balloons,
and Hunter did this sweet tap dance.
274
00:13:46,784 --> 00:13:49,704
He's such a king.
Their love is so real, you know?
275
00:13:49,787 --> 00:13:51,457
OK. No more coffee for you.
276
00:13:52,456 --> 00:13:55,706
Have you ever been in love?
Like, real love?
277
00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:57,633
Yeah, I have.
278
00:13:57,711 --> 00:13:58,921
I have too.
279
00:13:59,004 --> 00:14:00,094
You call him Dad.
280
00:14:00,172 --> 00:14:01,512
Yeah. How do you know?
281
00:14:02,383 --> 00:14:05,723
When it's, like, Bachelor love,
not Bachelor in Paradise kind of love.
282
00:14:05,803 --> 00:14:09,643
Am I speaking? I know my lips are moving,
but is sound coming out, or…
283
00:14:09,723 --> 00:14:11,683
You think you're getting there
with Sophie?
284
00:14:12,768 --> 00:14:14,398
-[Georgia gasps]
-No! No.
285
00:14:14,478 --> 00:14:16,768
Just… Just how do you know?
286
00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:19,610
It's about this spot right here.
287
00:14:20,651 --> 00:14:23,111
When that spot smells like home to you,
288
00:14:23,612 --> 00:14:24,992
that's when you're in love.
289
00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:31,075
I've only been married for 18 years,
but sure, ask Georgia.
290
00:14:31,161 --> 00:14:33,041
-[chuckles]
-[giggles] So, the party…
291
00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:35,712
I told Abby and Norah to wear wigs,
but if they don't, it's fine
292
00:14:35,791 --> 00:14:37,541
because I have a box of wigs in my closet.
293
00:14:37,626 --> 00:14:38,626
'Course you do!
294
00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:42,051
I'm excited. It's gonna be cool.
I think Ginny's gonna love it.
295
00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:45,931
We're gonna have karaoke,
pedicures, cake, a movie, sleepovers.
296
00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:47,930
-Sleepover?
-Yeah.
297
00:14:48,012 --> 00:14:49,892
I asked Georgia to make it a sleepover
298
00:14:49,972 --> 00:14:51,812
'cause your dad and I are
in Maine this weekend,
299
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:54,181
and that way, you won't have to be
in the house all alone.
300
00:14:54,268 --> 00:14:55,938
Hmm. What about Marcus?
301
00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:58,730
He'll be in the house all alone,
but he likes to be alone.
302
00:14:58,814 --> 00:14:59,694
[Georgia] Yeah.
303
00:15:00,691 --> 00:15:01,651
Sleepover!
304
00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:03,364
-It's fun!
-So fun!
305
00:15:03,444 --> 00:15:06,034
-So fun! [chuckles]
-I'm so excited!
306
00:15:06,113 --> 00:15:06,953
Yeah.
307
00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:09,031
[Georgia] Ginny's really gonna love it.
308
00:15:34,892 --> 00:15:38,152
Hey, Marty, it's me.
Listen, I need a favor.
309
00:15:38,228 --> 00:15:40,688
There's a PI sniffing around.
310
00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:42,733
Ex-wife hired him about the will.
311
00:15:44,318 --> 00:15:45,318
I'm worried.
312
00:15:47,863 --> 00:15:50,873
I need you to do for me
what you did in New Orleans.
313
00:15:52,910 --> 00:15:53,950
Come on, Marty, please.
314
00:15:54,036 --> 00:15:57,246
I promise, I will make it worth your while
once this money comes through.
315
00:16:00,834 --> 00:16:02,134
[sighs] Thank you.
316
00:16:03,545 --> 00:16:05,045
Thank you so much, Marty.
317
00:16:07,216 --> 00:16:08,176
OK.
318
00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:12,255
So when's the last time
you and the boys rode down to Houston?
319
00:16:23,899 --> 00:16:25,649
You guys love breakfast for dinner.
320
00:16:25,734 --> 00:16:27,114
I'm not hungry.
321
00:16:27,194 --> 00:16:28,204
Me either.
322
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:35,120
How was the big birthday in school?
Anybody do anything fun?
323
00:16:35,202 --> 00:16:36,752
[sighs] Not really.
324
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:37,709
Really?
325
00:16:38,914 --> 00:16:39,754
Not even Hunter?
326
00:16:48,799 --> 00:16:52,219
Mom! You know I hate it
when you chew loudly!
327
00:16:53,929 --> 00:16:55,139
Austin!
328
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,175
[door slams]
329
00:16:57,266 --> 00:16:59,096
He's nervous for school Monday.
330
00:16:59,184 --> 00:17:01,484
It's his first day back
since the incident.
331
00:17:01,562 --> 00:17:04,862
By incident, you mean
when he violently stabbed another student?
332
00:17:05,607 --> 00:17:08,897
Are you excited for tomorrow?
Big birthday surprise.
333
00:17:08,986 --> 00:17:10,646
[Ginny] You know what? Why, Mom?
334
00:17:10,738 --> 00:17:13,778
Why can't you have
a single real conversation?
335
00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:17,236
You act like nothing happened.
You know what I want for my birthday?
336
00:17:17,327 --> 00:17:19,197
I want you to treat me like an adult.
337
00:17:20,998 --> 00:17:24,538
Because adults have temper tantrums
and then stalk away from the table?
338
00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:26,130
[door slams]
339
00:17:26,837 --> 00:17:27,957
[Georgia sighs]
340
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,167
[knocking on door]
341
00:17:29,256 --> 00:17:30,086
[Paul] Hello?
342
00:17:30,174 --> 00:17:31,054
Hey.
343
00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:32,843
Dessert has arrived.
344
00:17:32,926 --> 00:17:34,176
Oh my God.
345
00:17:34,261 --> 00:17:36,061
-Fine, I'll vote.
-[chuckles]
346
00:17:36,138 --> 00:17:37,468
Jeez.
347
00:17:37,556 --> 00:17:39,346
How did Ginny's birthday dinner go?
348
00:17:39,433 --> 00:17:40,813
When did I stop being cool?
349
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:43,153
What? No, you are very cool.
350
00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:45,898
She didn't tell me
about her boyfriend tap dancing for her.
351
00:17:45,981 --> 00:17:47,521
-Her--
-I had to hear from Maxine.
352
00:17:47,608 --> 00:17:49,898
-Oh.
-But, oh, she loves the piano.
353
00:17:49,985 --> 00:17:50,815
The piano?
354
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:52,653
-My ex…
-The penguin.
355
00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:54,448
…got her a piano.
356
00:17:54,531 --> 00:17:55,371
[Paul] Wow.
357
00:17:55,949 --> 00:17:58,039
Now he sounds very cool.
358
00:17:58,869 --> 00:18:00,079
-[chuckles]
-[sniffles]
359
00:18:01,705 --> 00:18:03,455
Ginny's thriving here.
360
00:18:03,540 --> 00:18:06,750
She has friends.
She never had friends before.
361
00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:10,296
She's got this adorable little boyfriend.
362
00:18:11,215 --> 00:18:12,255
She's happy,
363
00:18:13,008 --> 00:18:16,848
and I want her to be happy. I mean,
that's all I want is for her to be happy.
364
00:18:20,015 --> 00:18:23,015
Am I a terrible mother
if I'm jealous that she's leaving me?
365
00:18:24,728 --> 00:18:27,148
Oh, it sounds so gross saying it out loud.
366
00:18:27,231 --> 00:18:30,031
-[whimpers]
-It just shows that you care.
367
00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:33,236
[romantic piano instrumental plays]
368
00:18:39,993 --> 00:18:43,663
[Ginny sings] ♪ And I can see my face ♪
369
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:48,206
[tapping on window]
370
00:18:49,670 --> 00:18:51,130
[clattering]
371
00:18:51,213 --> 00:18:52,713
Oh, hello.
372
00:18:53,590 --> 00:18:55,050
[chuckles] Howdy, neighbor.
373
00:18:56,301 --> 00:18:57,301
You got a piano?
374
00:18:59,263 --> 00:19:00,353
[plays jazz riff]
375
00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:16,241
-I didn't know you played piano.
-Just a little.
376
00:19:16,321 --> 00:19:18,411
-Hmm.
-[chuckles] Uh…
377
00:19:19,783 --> 00:19:20,913
Happy birthday.
378
00:19:21,785 --> 00:19:24,405
You didn't have to get me any… thing.
379
00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:27,536
OK. Yeah. No? [giggles]
380
00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:30,590
[chuckles]
381
00:19:30,669 --> 00:19:33,629
♪ I get my heart broken
But you make me… ♪
382
00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:36,264
-[Marcus] I painted it.
-You painted this?
383
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:37,630
You paint?
384
00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:39,928
You don't know everything
about me, after all.
385
00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:41,722
-[chuckles]
-♪ Should I let go… ♪
386
00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:43,768
Marcus…
387
00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:46,944
thank you. I love it.
388
00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:48,479
♪ …lose control ♪
389
00:19:48,562 --> 00:19:49,812
♪ Should I let go? ♪
390
00:19:51,064 --> 00:19:52,864
♪ Let go ♪
391
00:19:52,941 --> 00:19:55,151
♪ Would you catch me if I fell… ♪
392
00:19:56,445 --> 00:19:58,775
I have a boyfriend, so…
393
00:19:58,864 --> 00:19:59,954
Yeah, I know.
394
00:20:02,159 --> 00:20:03,989
We're just friends, right?
395
00:20:04,077 --> 00:20:05,907
Yeah. Friends.
396
00:20:07,372 --> 00:20:08,752
And Padma.
397
00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:10,583
I don't care about Padma.
398
00:20:11,168 --> 00:20:15,338
Well, that sucks for Padma
because she obviously really likes you.
399
00:20:16,131 --> 00:20:18,881
-Do you not care when a girl likes you?
-I care when a girl likes me--
400
00:20:18,967 --> 00:20:21,717
OK, well, I think it's inconsiderate
how you treat her.
401
00:20:21,803 --> 00:20:24,353
-I'm sorry I'm not Perfect Hunter.
-Hmm.
402
00:20:24,431 --> 00:20:27,101
-Guess you're not.
-Please, that guy is such a tool.
403
00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:29,391
He has a ponytail
instead of a personality.
404
00:20:29,478 --> 00:20:31,438
-Hey! Hunter has a personality.
-Come on.
405
00:20:31,521 --> 00:20:32,901
Does that guy even know you?
406
00:20:33,857 --> 00:20:38,607
Of course he does. He's my boyfriend,
and we're getting really serious.
407
00:20:38,695 --> 00:20:40,065
We're gonna have sex.
408
00:20:41,031 --> 00:20:42,121
What?
409
00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:44,365
Yeah. Tomorrow night.
410
00:20:45,452 --> 00:20:47,252
Happy birthday. [sighs]
411
00:20:48,455 --> 00:20:50,165
♪ Let go ♪
412
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:52,749
♪ And lose control ♪
413
00:20:52,834 --> 00:20:54,634
-♪ Lose control… ♪
-[sighs]
414
00:20:54,711 --> 00:20:56,131
♪ Should I let go… ♪
415
00:20:57,047 --> 00:20:58,417
[knocking on door]
416
00:20:58,507 --> 00:20:59,467
Austin!
417
00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:04,547
Austin, hurry up. I have to pee!
418
00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:08,099
Austin!
419
00:21:12,479 --> 00:21:14,229
[footsteps approaching]
420
00:21:18,318 --> 00:21:21,068
You excited
for your big sweet 16 surprise today?
421
00:21:21,154 --> 00:21:23,244
Gosh, Mom. I don't know.
422
00:21:23,323 --> 00:21:27,293
I had such a fun first surprise already
when the mayor was naked in my bathroom.
423
00:21:29,496 --> 00:21:30,326
French toast?
424
00:21:31,206 --> 00:21:32,166
Awesome!
425
00:21:32,833 --> 00:21:33,883
[Paul sighs]
426
00:21:37,879 --> 00:21:39,259
[Paul clears throat]
427
00:21:42,092 --> 00:21:43,512
Remember when Mom dated Omid,
428
00:21:43,593 --> 00:21:46,513
and he'd throw grapes in the air
and catch them in his mouth?
429
00:21:47,264 --> 00:21:51,314
[chuckles] Remember Louis the fry cook?
How he'd always make us biscuits?
430
00:21:51,393 --> 00:21:52,233
Sorry.
431
00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:55,901
-[Austin] I liked Louis.
-Me too, but I didn't like Tucker.
432
00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:57,361
Ew! Tucker!
433
00:21:57,858 --> 00:21:58,688
That's enough.
434
00:22:02,863 --> 00:22:05,533
So I hear
your mom has quite the big day planned.
435
00:22:05,615 --> 00:22:06,655
Are you excited?
436
00:22:06,742 --> 00:22:07,622
Not really.
437
00:22:10,871 --> 00:22:11,871
[doorbell rings]
438
00:22:12,748 --> 00:22:13,668
I got it.
439
00:22:16,752 --> 00:22:18,342
-What's happening?
-[door opens]
440
00:22:22,049 --> 00:22:23,049
[door closes]
441
00:22:24,426 --> 00:22:26,176
[all] Surprise!
442
00:22:26,261 --> 00:22:28,311
[upbeat pop music plays]
443
00:22:28,388 --> 00:22:29,598
Can I come down now?
444
00:22:30,098 --> 00:22:31,478
[Georgia] We're ready!
445
00:22:34,102 --> 00:22:36,562
♪ Sunshine… ♪
446
00:22:36,646 --> 00:22:38,816
[all] Happy birthday!
447
00:22:38,899 --> 00:22:41,399
Welcome to your birthday surprise!
448
00:22:41,485 --> 00:22:43,235
[Maxine squeals, giggles]
449
00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:47,410
OK. Over here, we have our beauty corner.
450
00:22:47,491 --> 00:22:51,791
Over here,
we have our karaoke dress-up corner.
451
00:22:51,870 --> 00:22:54,790
Then over here,
you can make your own clothes.
452
00:22:54,873 --> 00:23:00,003
I got plain T-shirts, socks, underwear,
fabric paint, decorations, a bedazzler.
453
00:23:00,087 --> 00:23:02,257
-Isn't it fabulous?
-[doorbell rings]
454
00:23:02,339 --> 00:23:04,629
[gasps] Wonder who that could be?
455
00:23:05,300 --> 00:23:06,680
[Maxine giggles]
456
00:23:08,845 --> 00:23:11,095
You guys knew about this,
and you didn't warn me?
457
00:23:12,140 --> 00:23:15,230
Girls, this is Brenda and Beth.
They work at my favorite salon,
458
00:23:15,310 --> 00:23:17,940
and they're here to give you pedicures.
Anything you want.
459
00:23:18,021 --> 00:23:19,611
[chuckles] Cool.
460
00:23:21,608 --> 00:23:23,028
What? I want skulls.
461
00:23:23,110 --> 00:23:24,400
Come on, ladies.
462
00:23:24,486 --> 00:23:27,736
-[Maxine giggles, squeals]
-[Norah] I'm gonna use the bedazzler!
463
00:23:28,698 --> 00:23:31,158
[Maxine] Birthday, birthday, birthday!
464
00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:34,913
[girls chuckle gleefully]
465
00:23:34,996 --> 00:23:37,956
-How much longer is this supposed to last?
-[Maxine] That's the problem.
466
00:23:38,041 --> 00:23:40,211
Your mom wants this to be a slumber party.
467
00:23:40,293 --> 00:23:42,003
What? No! I wanna go to your house.
468
00:23:42,087 --> 00:23:43,457
-[Maxine] Def.
-[Norah] Same!
469
00:23:43,547 --> 00:23:44,377
Abby?
470
00:23:44,464 --> 00:23:45,974
♪ …make you feel like… ♪
471
00:23:46,049 --> 00:23:46,969
Abby!
472
00:23:49,803 --> 00:23:53,853
Oh, I don't know. I mean, this was…
This was kinda really nice.
473
00:23:54,683 --> 00:23:58,193
Yeah, your mom put in, like,
a lot of effort for us. It's sweet.
474
00:23:58,270 --> 00:23:59,980
Are you going soft on us, Abigail?
475
00:24:00,063 --> 00:24:03,153
No, no, no. Like, obviously,
I want to go and get wasted.
476
00:24:04,151 --> 00:24:05,191
Whoo-whoo!
477
00:24:05,277 --> 00:24:08,067
-You know?
-Don't be fooled by Georgia.
478
00:24:08,155 --> 00:24:11,405
OK? She just wants to act
like everything's normal,
479
00:24:11,491 --> 00:24:14,581
and pretend she wasn't pointing a gun
at my head the other night.
480
00:24:14,661 --> 00:24:16,251
Wait, what? Your mom has a gun?
481
00:24:16,329 --> 00:24:18,249
Yeah, at least two that I know of.
482
00:24:19,332 --> 00:24:20,832
Like, two in this house?
483
00:24:20,917 --> 00:24:23,247
Right? I mean,
who does she think she is? Kill Bill?
484
00:24:23,336 --> 00:24:24,836
I mean, she might be Kill Bill.
485
00:24:24,921 --> 00:24:26,841
[Ginny] She's trying
to be cool and show off,
486
00:24:26,923 --> 00:24:30,143
but she doesn't care what I want,
so I don't care what she wants.
487
00:24:30,218 --> 00:24:31,388
-I have a plan.
-[gasps]
488
00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:33,560
Thank God
'cause I got a bikini wax for tonight.
489
00:24:33,638 --> 00:24:35,308
-Wait, you did?
-Oh yeah.
490
00:24:35,390 --> 00:24:38,060
I'm all bald down there.
Like a naked mole rat.
491
00:24:38,143 --> 00:24:40,443
My mom and I get them
before we go on vacation,
492
00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:42,730
and they hurt
like the deep, dark depths of hell.
493
00:24:42,814 --> 00:24:46,364
It hurt like a mother. The waxing woman
was this German lady named Helga.
494
00:24:46,443 --> 00:24:48,453
She asked if I wanted
the whole thing, butthole too.
495
00:24:48,528 --> 00:24:50,698
I was like, "I don't know.
Do I need to wax my butthole?"
496
00:24:50,780 --> 00:24:52,990
Then Helga made me bend over
and was like, "You need it."
497
00:24:53,074 --> 00:24:55,414
And, guys, that was
a very low moment for me.
498
00:24:55,494 --> 00:24:57,254
But now I'm ready for Sophie.
499
00:24:58,163 --> 00:25:02,043
Well, get ready for Operation Get Weird.
500
00:25:05,003 --> 00:25:06,213
Thanks, girls.
501
00:25:07,839 --> 00:25:09,469
For yesterday at town hall.
502
00:25:16,306 --> 00:25:17,806
Time for karaoke.
503
00:25:17,891 --> 00:25:18,771
[Ginny] Hey, Mom?
504
00:25:18,850 --> 00:25:21,600
I have to admit, this is pretty cool.
505
00:25:21,686 --> 00:25:23,096
I knew you'd like it.
506
00:25:23,688 --> 00:25:26,318
-Know what would push it over the edge?
-[Georgia] Hm?
507
00:25:26,816 --> 00:25:28,276
A champagne toast.
508
00:25:30,237 --> 00:25:33,407
I'm sorry.
Is this your 16th birthday or your 21st?
509
00:25:33,490 --> 00:25:35,490
Come on! It's not like we're driving.
510
00:25:35,575 --> 00:25:38,865
-Oh, please?
-I'm not even on medication or anything.
511
00:25:40,872 --> 00:25:42,752
-No.
-[Ginny] A birthday toast?
512
00:25:42,832 --> 00:25:44,292
It would be really cool.
513
00:25:45,168 --> 00:25:47,378
Come on. Don't mom right now.
514
00:25:47,462 --> 00:25:48,462
We're having fun.
515
00:25:51,508 --> 00:25:54,008
OK, one birthday toast.
516
00:25:54,594 --> 00:25:55,764
[Maxine squeals] Yes!
517
00:26:08,733 --> 00:26:10,153
I can grab those.
518
00:26:11,069 --> 00:26:11,989
Thanks.
519
00:26:12,737 --> 00:26:14,027
-Lock it up.
-[Ginny] OK.
520
00:26:14,739 --> 00:26:15,739
[glass clinking]
521
00:26:17,993 --> 00:26:20,003
[pop music plays]
522
00:26:20,579 --> 00:26:21,619
[Maxine giggles]
523
00:26:21,705 --> 00:26:22,655
♪ Grrrl ♪
524
00:26:23,373 --> 00:26:26,593
♪ Don't you mind what they say ♪
525
00:26:26,668 --> 00:26:28,798
♪ They'll keep going anyway ♪
526
00:26:28,878 --> 00:26:32,048
♪ Oh, grrrl, just your town ♪
527
00:26:32,132 --> 00:26:34,382
♪ We're running around ♪
528
00:26:34,467 --> 00:26:36,337
♪ You'll be gone today ♪
529
00:26:36,428 --> 00:26:37,678
♪ But I ♪
530
00:26:38,388 --> 00:26:39,388
♪ I ♪
531
00:26:40,307 --> 00:26:41,767
♪ I ♪
532
00:26:45,854 --> 00:26:47,194
OK.
533
00:26:47,272 --> 00:26:49,692
For you. Here you go, girls.
534
00:26:49,774 --> 00:26:50,784
[MAN] Thank you!
535
00:26:50,859 --> 00:26:53,069
-To Ginny!
-[MAN] To Ginny!
536
00:26:53,153 --> 00:26:54,823
[all] Happy birthday!
537
00:26:55,739 --> 00:26:57,659
♪ It's been said and done ♪
538
00:26:57,741 --> 00:27:01,751
♪ Every beautiful thought's
Been already sung ♪
539
00:27:01,828 --> 00:27:05,918
♪ And I guess right now
Here's another one ♪
540
00:27:05,999 --> 00:27:08,539
♪ So your melody will play… ♪
541
00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:11,247
What's up! Hi!
542
00:27:11,338 --> 00:27:14,548
Sorry to interrupt, but we heard
there was a birthday going on.
543
00:27:14,633 --> 00:27:18,263
We're just on our way back from
Drag Brunch at Jacko's Cabaret in Boston.
544
00:27:18,345 --> 00:27:22,175
So, fair warning, I'm a walking mimosa,
545
00:27:22,265 --> 00:27:26,185
but Avril Vagine simply had to stop by
546
00:27:26,269 --> 00:27:30,649
and make things a little… "Complicated"
for the birthday girl.
547
00:27:30,732 --> 00:27:32,692
-[giggles]
-[Nick] Are we doing karaoke?
548
00:27:32,776 --> 00:27:35,856
Because, step aside,
Little Orphan Annie, it's my turn.
549
00:27:35,945 --> 00:27:37,905
[chuckles] Ooh!
550
00:27:37,989 --> 00:27:39,029
[Nick] Keep singing.
551
00:27:39,115 --> 00:27:40,905
[Abby] ♪ I, I love you ♪
552
00:27:40,992 --> 00:27:43,162
♪ Like a love song, baby ♪
553
00:27:44,120 --> 00:27:46,620
♪ I, I love you like a love song-- ♪
554
00:27:46,706 --> 00:27:48,456
[girls whoop]
555
00:27:49,876 --> 00:27:51,246
♪ He was a boy ♪
556
00:27:51,336 --> 00:27:52,666
♪ She was a girl ♪
557
00:27:52,754 --> 00:27:56,174
♪ Can I make it anymore obvious? ♪
558
00:27:56,257 --> 00:27:57,467
♪ He was a punk ♪
559
00:27:57,550 --> 00:27:59,220
♪ She did ballet… ♪
560
00:27:59,886 --> 00:28:02,056
Beautiful home you have here, Georgia.
561
00:28:02,138 --> 00:28:03,678
-Thanks so much.
-Yeah.
562
00:28:04,349 --> 00:28:05,889
You and Nick?
563
00:28:05,975 --> 00:28:07,765
-It's getting serious?
-[chuckles]
564
00:28:07,852 --> 00:28:10,362
-It's going. I'm happy. How about you?
-Hmm.
565
00:28:10,438 --> 00:28:14,528
Oh, I heard you were recently widowed.
I'm so sorry about that.
566
00:28:14,609 --> 00:28:15,899
Oh, that's OK.
567
00:28:15,985 --> 00:28:17,565
Thanks, Gabriel.
568
00:28:19,614 --> 00:28:21,494
[chuckles] It's, uh… It's Jesse.
569
00:28:23,410 --> 00:28:24,740
-Jesse.
-Mm-hmm.
570
00:28:25,662 --> 00:28:27,082
-Right.
-[Gabriel chuckles]
571
00:28:32,001 --> 00:28:32,881
Pardon me.
572
00:28:37,382 --> 00:28:38,722
[phone vibrates]
573
00:28:40,844 --> 00:28:41,854
Yo.
574
00:28:41,928 --> 00:28:44,638
[man] Hello, sir.
This is the manager of Yoga Bo Boga.
575
00:28:45,140 --> 00:28:48,520
Uh, yeah, look,
I appreciate you calling me back.
576
00:28:48,601 --> 00:28:50,311
Now is not a great time.
577
00:28:50,395 --> 00:28:52,015
I still can't believe he's dead.
578
00:28:52,105 --> 00:28:55,475
You'd think the tests would've shown
some signs of heart problems.
579
00:28:55,567 --> 00:28:56,397
Tests?
580
00:28:56,484 --> 00:28:59,534
Kenny had just undergone
an intensive evaluation.
581
00:28:59,612 --> 00:29:04,202
It's part of our premium package.
We test hair follicles, blood work, EKG.
582
00:29:04,284 --> 00:29:07,754
Kenny's results were insane.
It's just crazy how these things happen.
583
00:29:07,829 --> 00:29:09,579
Yeah. Yeah, right.
584
00:29:09,664 --> 00:29:12,294
Hey, look,
would you e-mail me those results?
585
00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:15,040
All right. Thank you.
586
00:29:15,128 --> 00:29:17,048
[whooping in background]
587
00:29:17,130 --> 00:29:18,630
[Georgia] Yeah!
588
00:29:19,924 --> 00:29:22,344
[Abby] Oh! Oh! Yeah!
589
00:29:23,678 --> 00:29:27,638
Clue has everything. Murder. Intrigue.
Tim Curry. Communism.
590
00:29:27,724 --> 00:29:30,144
Trust me on this one.
You're in for a treat.
591
00:29:30,643 --> 00:29:33,353
"I hated her so much!
592
00:29:33,438 --> 00:29:36,778
Flames! Flames on the side of my face."
593
00:29:38,151 --> 00:29:39,031
[chuckles]
594
00:29:41,613 --> 00:29:43,663
You'll see. All right.
595
00:29:43,740 --> 00:29:45,410
'Night, ladies!
596
00:29:45,492 --> 00:29:46,832
[all] Good night!
597
00:29:48,286 --> 00:29:50,576
-♪ Grab your nail polish… ♪
-[giggling]
598
00:29:50,663 --> 00:29:53,173
♪ Check the mirror, mirror
Smack that kiss, quick ♪
599
00:29:53,249 --> 00:29:55,879
♪ Keep it mellow
Don't you monkey with the organ ♪
600
00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:58,960
♪ Mind the stereo
Dancing in the storeroom… ♪
601
00:29:59,047 --> 00:30:01,217
[Abby] I think
there's something wrong with me!
602
00:30:02,467 --> 00:30:03,587
-Better?
-They look…
603
00:30:03,676 --> 00:30:04,756
♪ …put your crown on ♪
604
00:30:04,844 --> 00:30:08,184
♪ Waking up to some of that sunshine ♪
605
00:30:08,264 --> 00:30:10,104
♪ Live a little more of that good life ♪
606
00:30:10,183 --> 00:30:12,773
♪ Give a little back
To them girls and boys ♪
607
00:30:12,852 --> 00:30:15,612
♪ Oh, oh, oh, daylight ♪
608
00:30:15,688 --> 00:30:17,898
♪ Loosen up your body, it feels nice… ♪
609
00:30:17,982 --> 00:30:19,482
♪ Waking up to some of that… ♪
610
00:30:19,567 --> 00:30:22,447
I don't know, you guys.
This was actually really sweet.
611
00:30:22,987 --> 00:30:25,987
Jeez, when I turned 16,
my mom just gave me a hundred bucks.
612
00:30:26,074 --> 00:30:29,494
Yeah, but your bat mitzvah
was, like, literally insane.
613
00:30:30,161 --> 00:30:31,291
You're Jewish?
614
00:30:31,371 --> 00:30:32,331
Yeah.
615
00:30:32,413 --> 00:30:33,253
Me too.
616
00:30:33,832 --> 00:30:36,502
-Seriously?
-Baruch atah adonai, bitch.
617
00:30:36,584 --> 00:30:40,344
I'm not, but I've been to, like,
17 bat mitzvahs, so I feel like I am.
618
00:30:40,421 --> 00:30:41,801
Max! What is that?
619
00:30:41,881 --> 00:30:44,631
-Dude, what? Too much?
-[Abby chuckles] Oh my…
620
00:30:44,717 --> 00:30:46,257
[Norah] Hi, Sophie!
621
00:30:46,344 --> 00:30:49,264
-I see you!
-[Abby] All right, go!
622
00:30:50,723 --> 00:30:54,233
Oh my God. Here we go.
We're about to lose our virginities!
623
00:30:54,310 --> 00:30:57,060
Oh my God. Are you nervous?
I'm a little bit nervous. No, I'm not.
624
00:30:57,146 --> 00:30:58,306
A little. [sighs]
625
00:30:58,398 --> 00:31:00,858
-I'm just glad we're doing this together.
-Yeah.
626
00:31:00,942 --> 00:31:01,862
Come on.
627
00:31:01,943 --> 00:31:02,903
Guys! Come on!
628
00:31:02,986 --> 00:31:05,276
♪ Waking up to some of that sunshine… ♪
629
00:31:05,363 --> 00:31:07,703
This is, like, so secret agent of us.
630
00:31:07,782 --> 00:31:11,542
It's like the fat man has landed
and the eagle flies again. [chuckles]
631
00:31:11,619 --> 00:31:14,869
♪ …your hand clap, tap, tap, slap
Make your hand clap ♪
632
00:31:15,456 --> 00:31:16,876
Let's play some Beirut!
633
00:31:16,958 --> 00:31:20,418
[laughter, cheering]
634
00:31:20,503 --> 00:31:22,553
-Come on, ladies.
-All right. Get it. Get lucky!
635
00:31:23,506 --> 00:31:24,666
[Maxine] Ace it up!
636
00:31:26,259 --> 00:31:27,219
-[Maxine] Oh!
-Whoo!
637
00:31:27,302 --> 00:31:28,722
[giggling]
638
00:31:28,803 --> 00:31:30,183
[yelling]
639
00:31:30,763 --> 00:31:33,853
♪ Balls on the floor, looking like a fool
With your balls on the floor! ♪
640
00:31:33,933 --> 00:31:35,733
I can't believe
I was in a house with a gun.
641
00:31:35,810 --> 00:31:37,190
Yeah, that's messed up.
642
00:31:38,146 --> 00:31:40,516
-Doesn't Ginny have a kid brother?
-Yeah!
643
00:31:41,065 --> 00:31:43,435
I don't know,
I feel really weird around them.
644
00:31:44,277 --> 00:31:47,947
-Do you think I'm being dramatic?
-No! They're scary.
645
00:31:48,031 --> 00:31:49,121
I don't like them.
646
00:31:49,908 --> 00:31:52,198
But… shake it off.
647
00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:55,500
Let's get you a drink, yeah?
648
00:31:55,997 --> 00:31:58,417
[R&B music plays]
649
00:31:58,499 --> 00:31:59,459
All right.
650
00:31:59,542 --> 00:32:01,292
[cheering]
651
00:32:01,377 --> 00:32:02,627
[Sophie] Oh, I love it!
652
00:32:03,129 --> 00:32:04,339
[chuckling]
653
00:32:04,422 --> 00:32:05,342
[Brodie] Yeah.
654
00:32:07,008 --> 00:32:09,178
-Ginny B!
-Let's go!
655
00:32:09,260 --> 00:32:10,510
Ginny!
656
00:32:10,595 --> 00:32:12,095
[all] Oh!
657
00:32:12,180 --> 00:32:13,430
[Maxine] Whoa!
658
00:32:13,514 --> 00:32:14,854
Yeah! What's up?
659
00:32:14,933 --> 00:32:16,183
[Ginny] Oh my God!
660
00:32:17,518 --> 00:32:19,098
-Oh my God!
-[Brodie] Ginny!
661
00:32:19,187 --> 00:32:21,357
Birthday girl looking fire
with that new hair!
662
00:32:21,439 --> 00:32:24,279
-Mm. Thank you!
-[Brodie] I like it way better this way.
663
00:32:24,359 --> 00:32:27,859
If only you had an ass, you'd be perfect.
It's weird that you don't, but…
664
00:32:28,404 --> 00:32:29,414
Excuse me?
665
00:32:30,448 --> 00:32:32,238
Dude, just…
666
00:32:33,326 --> 00:32:34,326
Christ, man.
667
00:32:34,410 --> 00:32:36,250
-What?
-[Abby] Dang it.
668
00:32:36,955 --> 00:32:38,615
So annoying. Hey!
669
00:32:38,706 --> 00:32:41,126
-Where'd my partner go?
-I'm right here.
670
00:32:41,209 --> 00:32:43,169
-Let's do it!
-[chuckling]
671
00:32:43,836 --> 00:32:46,506
I'm so sorry about Brodie.
672
00:32:46,589 --> 00:32:48,589
I know he's my friend and all, but…
673
00:32:48,675 --> 00:32:51,585
Honestly, I don't even think
he knows I'm Taiwanese.
674
00:32:51,678 --> 00:32:54,348
-[chuckles]
-Like, I'm just all of Asia to that guy.
675
00:32:54,430 --> 00:32:57,020
-I'm Thailand, Japan…
-[chuckles]
676
00:32:57,100 --> 00:32:59,390
Yeah. No, I'm white, I'm black.
677
00:32:59,477 --> 00:33:01,767
It depends on who you ask
and what song is playing.
678
00:33:01,854 --> 00:33:05,274
Yeah. No, I'm not Taiwanese
to Asian folks. No.
679
00:33:05,984 --> 00:33:06,904
Then I'm white.
680
00:33:06,985 --> 00:33:09,065
I love it when they piece it all together
681
00:33:09,153 --> 00:33:12,493
and get really gross and excited like,
"What are you?"
682
00:33:12,573 --> 00:33:14,993
-What are you?
-[scoffs]
683
00:33:15,076 --> 00:33:17,286
I have no frickin' clue. [sighs]
684
00:33:21,457 --> 00:33:22,667
I know what you are.
685
00:33:23,167 --> 00:33:24,037
Hmm?
686
00:33:24,127 --> 00:33:25,877
-You're beautiful.
-[snickers]
687
00:33:25,962 --> 00:33:27,512
[giggles]
688
00:33:29,799 --> 00:33:31,339
-What?
-I'm sorry.
689
00:33:31,926 --> 00:33:35,636
Sorry, that was sweet. Um, yeah.
No, do it again. I'll be better this time.
690
00:33:44,439 --> 00:33:45,569
You're beautiful.
691
00:33:45,648 --> 00:33:47,478
[snickers]
692
00:33:49,318 --> 00:33:51,988
I'm sorry. I can't help it. [giggles]
693
00:33:57,493 --> 00:33:59,913
♪ I hope you fall ♪
694
00:33:59,996 --> 00:34:01,576
♪ I hope you fall ♪
695
00:34:01,664 --> 00:34:04,134
♪ I hope you fall ♪
696
00:34:04,208 --> 00:34:05,838
♪ I hope you fall ♪
697
00:34:05,918 --> 00:34:10,338
♪ I hope you fall madly in love ♪
698
00:34:10,423 --> 00:34:12,473
♪ Madly in love… ♪
699
00:34:14,635 --> 00:34:15,715
I'm on the pill.
700
00:34:16,471 --> 00:34:17,931
♪ I hope you fall… ♪
701
00:34:18,014 --> 00:34:19,024
OK.
702
00:34:19,098 --> 00:34:20,978
♪ …hope you fall ♪
703
00:34:21,059 --> 00:34:22,769
♪ I hope you fall ♪
704
00:34:22,852 --> 00:34:25,522
♪ Madly in love ♪
705
00:34:27,482 --> 00:34:31,492
♪ What in the world
Could change your mind… ♪
706
00:34:32,153 --> 00:34:33,533
Why… Why'd you stop?
707
00:34:33,613 --> 00:34:37,283
I… You…
You have my full consent to proceed.
708
00:34:37,366 --> 00:34:39,696
You have my full, enthusiastic consent.
709
00:34:40,828 --> 00:34:42,208
Tonight's your birthday.
710
00:34:42,705 --> 00:34:44,165
It should be all about you.
711
00:34:44,248 --> 00:34:48,958
♪ Baby, it's love that makes us lead in
I promise you… ♪
712
00:34:49,045 --> 00:34:50,545
[giggling]
713
00:34:50,630 --> 00:34:53,050
♪ …will see ♪
714
00:34:53,132 --> 00:34:56,722
♪ Life is better with you all in it ♪
715
00:34:57,512 --> 00:35:00,852
♪ Life is better with you all in it ♪
716
00:35:02,767 --> 00:35:05,227
♪ I hope you fall ♪
717
00:35:05,311 --> 00:35:06,901
♪ I hope you fall ♪
718
00:35:06,979 --> 00:35:09,439
♪ I hope you fall… ♪
719
00:35:09,524 --> 00:35:10,694
What's that?
720
00:35:11,275 --> 00:35:13,315
Oh, it's just a birthmark.
721
00:35:13,402 --> 00:35:15,402
♪ …madly in love… ♪
722
00:35:15,530 --> 00:35:17,910
Sorry, I'm… I'm all gross and not waxed.
723
00:35:17,990 --> 00:35:19,620
[Hunter] You're so beautiful.
724
00:35:20,159 --> 00:35:22,579
Just relax. Tell me if you like this.
725
00:35:33,047 --> 00:35:34,217
[gasps]
726
00:35:34,757 --> 00:35:38,967
♪ Light is a way to realign ♪
727
00:35:39,053 --> 00:35:41,933
♪ Dark is a place to redefine… ♪
728
00:35:42,014 --> 00:35:43,394
[exhales heavily]
729
00:35:43,474 --> 00:35:48,814
♪ Gotta keep moving past all lies
Don't waste no time… ♪
730
00:35:50,314 --> 00:35:51,324
[Maxine giggles]
731
00:35:55,736 --> 00:35:58,406
Did you lock my door?
I didn't lock my door.
732
00:35:58,489 --> 00:36:00,619
-I…
-I'm gonna check that it's locked.
733
00:36:00,700 --> 00:36:01,830
[Sophie groans softly]
734
00:36:05,830 --> 00:36:09,330
-Forgot my door doesn't lock, so…
-[Sophie chuckles]
735
00:36:15,965 --> 00:36:16,965
[Sophie chuckles]
736
00:36:22,722 --> 00:36:23,932
-[chuckles]
-Hoo!
737
00:36:26,642 --> 00:36:27,642
[Maxine chuckles]
738
00:36:31,522 --> 00:36:33,272
[Maxine chuckles] Music.
739
00:36:34,817 --> 00:36:36,357
-We need music.
-Oh, yeah.
740
00:36:37,820 --> 00:36:38,950
[Maxine clears throat]
741
00:36:39,488 --> 00:36:41,738
[pop music plays]
742
00:36:41,824 --> 00:36:44,374
-Oh, I love this song.
-Right?
743
00:36:44,452 --> 00:36:45,492
It's so good.
744
00:36:46,579 --> 00:36:47,709
[Sophie clears throat]
745
00:36:51,500 --> 00:36:54,050
-♪ I ain't got no time, no… ♪
-[Sophie chuckles]
746
00:36:56,756 --> 00:36:58,926
♪ 'Cause when this day is done ♪
747
00:36:59,592 --> 00:37:02,392
♪ I still got shit to run… ♪
748
00:37:02,470 --> 00:37:04,350
-[Maxine] Candles.
-What…
749
00:37:04,430 --> 00:37:06,970
I bought candles for ambiance.
750
00:37:08,059 --> 00:37:10,809
♪ 'Cause you're so beautiful ♪
751
00:37:10,895 --> 00:37:13,015
♪ I'd rather drink you up… ♪
752
00:37:13,105 --> 00:37:14,105
Hey.
753
00:37:14,607 --> 00:37:18,397
♪ Honey, on your knees
When you look at me… ♪
754
00:37:18,486 --> 00:37:19,736
We can just chill.
755
00:37:21,155 --> 00:37:22,365
Are you sure?
756
00:37:22,990 --> 00:37:23,820
Yeah.
757
00:37:24,367 --> 00:37:27,747
OK, I mean, like, in my mind,
I am so ready mentally.
758
00:37:27,828 --> 00:37:30,118
And physically, I'm ready.
I just got a bikini wax.
759
00:37:30,206 --> 00:37:32,706
I'm a naked mole rat down there,
but I'm freaking out.
760
00:37:32,792 --> 00:37:35,752
-I'm freaking out. I'm so sorry.
-OK. Don't be.
761
00:37:36,337 --> 00:37:38,087
I'm… I'm not going anywhere.
762
00:37:41,384 --> 00:37:42,224
Really?
763
00:37:43,219 --> 00:37:45,219
Yeah. [chuckles]
764
00:37:45,304 --> 00:37:47,684
-OK. [chuckles]
-Yeah.
765
00:37:47,765 --> 00:37:50,475
-♪ 'Cause I could lose it all… ♪
-[Sophie chuckles]
766
00:37:53,271 --> 00:37:55,981
♪ Can't watch it fade to black ♪
767
00:37:56,065 --> 00:37:59,025
♪ Can't let it end like that ♪
768
00:37:59,110 --> 00:38:01,740
♪ 'Cause I got power over ♪
769
00:38:04,573 --> 00:38:07,163
♪ Won't let it all fall down… ♪
770
00:38:07,243 --> 00:38:09,413
Did you make a sex playlist?
771
00:38:11,664 --> 00:38:12,754
-Yeah.
-[both chuckle]
772
00:38:12,832 --> 00:38:14,542
I definitely did.
773
00:38:15,167 --> 00:38:17,037
It's got, like, 86 songs on it.
774
00:38:17,128 --> 00:38:19,008
-I don't know why.
-Oh my. How long do you think…
775
00:38:19,088 --> 00:38:20,298
[Maxine] I don't know!
776
00:38:21,007 --> 00:38:22,967
Damn, you are phenomenal at this.
777
00:38:23,050 --> 00:38:26,640
Yeah, well, your baby only turns 16 once.
You wanna remember it.
778
00:38:27,430 --> 00:38:29,560
I don't have
the fondest memories of this age.
779
00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:30,520
[Nick] Hmm.
780
00:38:34,103 --> 00:38:36,653
-So, Jesse…
-Mmm.
781
00:38:36,731 --> 00:38:38,021
You guys seem happy.
782
00:38:38,107 --> 00:38:40,147
I know. He's better than Klonopin.
783
00:38:40,234 --> 00:38:41,444
It's just…
784
00:38:42,737 --> 00:38:44,817
You don't know him that well, right?
785
00:38:45,323 --> 00:38:46,413
Be careful.
786
00:38:46,490 --> 00:38:48,780
Make sure he's in it
for the right reasons.
787
00:38:49,285 --> 00:38:51,495
-You think I'm ugly?
-What?
788
00:38:51,579 --> 00:38:54,119
I know he's insanely hot,
but are you saying he's out of my league?
789
00:38:54,206 --> 00:38:55,576
[Georgia chuckles]
790
00:38:55,666 --> 00:38:57,916
I'm just saying, don't fall too fast.
791
00:38:59,712 --> 00:39:04,052
Look alive, girls. I've got 1,000
kinds of sprinkles, including penises,
792
00:39:04,133 --> 00:39:06,513
that I'm pretty sure
are for bachelorette parties.
793
00:39:07,428 --> 00:39:09,638
[man on TV] That's why you killed him too!
794
00:39:13,601 --> 00:39:16,691
Those ungrateful little shits!
795
00:39:16,771 --> 00:39:19,901
Paul texted. He's on the way
with marshmallows. Where are they?
796
00:39:19,982 --> 00:39:22,822
[woman on TV] So much, it… it…
797
00:39:22,902 --> 00:39:24,612
It flame… flames.
798
00:39:25,279 --> 00:39:27,819
-Flames on the side of my face.
-Oh-oh.
799
00:39:29,784 --> 00:39:30,914
What is this?
800
00:39:32,286 --> 00:39:35,116
"We need to make sure
we get the hard shit and not just beer."
801
00:39:35,206 --> 00:39:37,326
Oh my God. Maxine is having a party.
802
00:39:37,416 --> 00:39:38,626
Oh my goodness.
803
00:39:39,210 --> 00:39:40,630
So many emojis.
804
00:39:40,711 --> 00:39:42,461
Girls, use discretion.
805
00:39:42,546 --> 00:39:43,706
Oh. [slaps thighs]
806
00:39:43,798 --> 00:39:45,548
Water one's never a good sign.
807
00:39:45,633 --> 00:39:47,343
Boy emoji, hot dog,
808
00:39:47,426 --> 00:39:50,386
arrow pointing into doughnut,
camel, water.
809
00:39:50,471 --> 00:39:53,851
These are all the sex ones.
Go, Ginny. Who knew?
810
00:39:55,017 --> 00:39:57,557
-Bad Ginny. Think about your choices.
-[sighs]
811
00:39:57,645 --> 00:39:59,185
Marshmallows have arrived.
812
00:40:02,942 --> 00:40:04,652
We're not doing sundaes?
813
00:40:06,404 --> 00:40:09,124
Hello,
I'd like to report a noise violation.
814
00:40:09,198 --> 00:40:11,618
There is a loud party on my street.
815
00:40:12,660 --> 00:40:14,870
45 Bradley Street.
816
00:40:15,538 --> 00:40:17,538
[clicks tongue] Savage.
817
00:40:19,250 --> 00:40:20,790
Australian flag. I don't--
818
00:40:21,502 --> 00:40:22,592
Down under?
819
00:40:22,670 --> 00:40:23,960
Oh my God.
820
00:40:24,046 --> 00:40:25,046
So?
821
00:40:26,382 --> 00:40:28,342
-We didn't do it.
-Neither did we.
822
00:40:28,968 --> 00:40:31,428
-We did!
-Hunter went down on me.
823
00:40:31,512 --> 00:40:32,682
[Maxine and Norah] Aww!
824
00:40:32,763 --> 00:40:34,813
-[Maxine] That's really sweet.
-[Norah] I love that.
825
00:40:36,809 --> 00:40:37,979
Hey, Marcus.
826
00:40:40,980 --> 00:40:41,980
Happy birthday.
827
00:40:46,694 --> 00:40:48,454
Hey! It's my birthday!
828
00:40:48,529 --> 00:40:50,319
Everybody, let's drink!
829
00:40:50,406 --> 00:40:52,946
Yes, I mean,
I learned my lesson on Halloween,
830
00:40:53,033 --> 00:40:55,873
so I'm not gonna drink,
but I support you in all you do.
831
00:40:57,455 --> 00:40:58,785
Happy birthday, Ginny!
832
00:40:58,873 --> 00:41:00,833
Happy birthday, Ginny!
833
00:41:00,916 --> 00:41:01,746
Yeah!
834
00:41:01,834 --> 00:41:02,964
[Norah] Whoo!
835
00:41:03,711 --> 00:41:05,131
-Cheers!
-[all] Ginny!
836
00:41:05,212 --> 00:41:06,342
[Maxine squeals]
837
00:41:06,422 --> 00:41:08,172
[funky dance music plays]
838
00:41:17,766 --> 00:41:20,056
[R&B music plays]
839
00:41:20,144 --> 00:41:21,234
Hey, everybody…
840
00:41:21,729 --> 00:41:22,559
everybody…
841
00:41:23,814 --> 00:41:26,234
I love you guys, OK?
842
00:41:26,317 --> 00:41:28,987
You're… you're so amazing.
Come here. Come here.
843
00:41:29,069 --> 00:41:30,109
[Sophie] All right.
844
00:41:30,863 --> 00:41:32,323
OK.
845
00:41:32,406 --> 00:41:33,946
-[Maxine] Oh, she wants a…
-[all gasp]
846
00:41:34,033 --> 00:41:36,663
I'm fine! I'm fine.
847
00:41:38,078 --> 00:41:44,538
I just wanted to say that before this,
I never really had friends before.
848
00:41:44,627 --> 00:41:45,787
And you guys,
849
00:41:46,921 --> 00:41:48,171
Max and Norah
850
00:41:49,173 --> 00:41:50,053
and Abby,
851
00:41:52,134 --> 00:41:53,144
you're my family.
852
00:41:55,763 --> 00:41:56,813
And Hunter…
853
00:41:57,973 --> 00:42:02,103
Hunter, you're so kind and smart and sexy,
854
00:42:02,186 --> 00:42:04,556
and you can do mad tricks
with your tongue.
855
00:42:04,647 --> 00:42:06,267
-[all] Oh!
-[Hunter] OK. OK.
856
00:42:06,357 --> 00:42:07,437
[Abby] Yeah. Come on!
857
00:42:07,525 --> 00:42:10,605
[Hunter] That's enough of that. Careful.
858
00:42:10,694 --> 00:42:11,994
-You OK?
-[Maxine laughs]
859
00:42:12,071 --> 00:42:13,451
Oh, OK.
860
00:42:16,450 --> 00:42:18,370
-Cops.
-[Maxine] Run! Run!
861
00:42:18,452 --> 00:42:20,372
-[Abby] Oh God!
-[Maxine] Run now! Run!
862
00:42:20,454 --> 00:42:23,464
-[Sophie] It's your house.
-[Maxine] They don't know that. Come on.
863
00:42:23,541 --> 00:42:25,581
So I know how this looks. [chuckles]
864
00:42:28,629 --> 00:42:31,469
They're taking the kids in cop cars
down to the station.
865
00:42:34,510 --> 00:42:35,680
OK, I see Ginny. [taps window]
866
00:42:35,761 --> 00:42:37,051
Come on. Let's go.
867
00:42:39,181 --> 00:42:41,891
Georgia, did you hear
what I was saying to you?
868
00:42:41,976 --> 00:42:44,186
Your daughter is being put
into a police car.
869
00:42:44,270 --> 00:42:46,020
Are we going to go get her, or…
870
00:42:46,105 --> 00:42:46,975
Nope.
871
00:42:49,733 --> 00:42:51,113
[tuts] OK, what's the plan?
872
00:42:51,944 --> 00:42:52,864
Plan?
873
00:42:55,322 --> 00:42:58,912
Look, Georgia, I know you're mad,
but we can't just leave her.
874
00:42:58,993 --> 00:42:59,993
I'm wiped.
875
00:43:00,619 --> 00:43:01,699
I'm goin' to bed.
876
00:43:09,795 --> 00:43:10,915
[sighs]
877
00:43:13,340 --> 00:43:19,760
[muffled screaming]
878
00:43:22,933 --> 00:43:24,023
[sighs]
879
00:43:26,604 --> 00:43:28,154
You have to do something.
880
00:43:28,772 --> 00:43:31,362
They… they can't just take her away.
881
00:43:31,442 --> 00:43:34,952
You're 17, and you were caught
running an underground gambling ring.
882
00:43:35,029 --> 00:43:37,279
They've got you on that
and money laundering.
883
00:43:39,491 --> 00:43:40,701
I'll do anything.
884
00:43:41,910 --> 00:43:42,950
Anything.
885
00:43:44,663 --> 00:43:49,383
You need to prove that you can provide her
a safe and stable environment.
886
00:43:49,460 --> 00:43:52,630
Live under the roof of an adult,
preferably a parent.
887
00:43:52,713 --> 00:43:55,053
You'll need a job and a steady income.
888
00:43:55,758 --> 00:43:57,008
All obtained legally.
889
00:43:57,092 --> 00:43:59,182
Please, I can do all that. I promise.
890
00:43:59,261 --> 00:44:01,311
[lawyer] Worst case,
you do a few months in juvie.
891
00:44:01,388 --> 00:44:04,888
In the meantime,
Ginny will be placed in foster care.
892
00:44:05,517 --> 00:44:06,637
Please help me.
893
00:44:07,645 --> 00:44:09,265
I can't lose my daughter.
894
00:44:10,606 --> 00:44:13,436
The state will revisit this
in a couple months.
895
00:44:17,029 --> 00:44:18,029
Wait!
896
00:44:21,158 --> 00:44:22,158
I'm engaged.
897
00:44:23,744 --> 00:44:25,164
I'm getting married.
898
00:44:25,245 --> 00:44:27,955
He owns property, a hotel.
899
00:44:28,957 --> 00:44:32,207
You didn't mention that.
That might expedite things.
900
00:44:37,091 --> 00:44:37,971
[cell door slams]
901
00:44:39,259 --> 00:44:40,179
[door beeps]
902
00:44:41,220 --> 00:44:42,470
[Ginny] Finally.
903
00:44:46,684 --> 00:44:47,944
How you feelin', kid?
904
00:44:51,438 --> 00:44:53,898
So, what,
my mom didn't wanna come and get me?
905
00:44:54,483 --> 00:44:56,243
-She did not.
-[chuckles]
906
00:44:59,029 --> 00:45:00,779
Are you gonna lecture me now?
907
00:45:01,532 --> 00:45:03,202
Tell me how I should behave?
908
00:45:03,283 --> 00:45:05,453
No. That's not my place.
909
00:45:07,037 --> 00:45:09,287
And to be honest with you,
I am not even sure
910
00:45:09,373 --> 00:45:11,133
I should be here right now, but…
911
00:45:13,836 --> 00:45:14,666
you're a good kid.
912
00:45:14,753 --> 00:45:15,593
[scoffs]
913
00:45:16,505 --> 00:45:19,295
-I'm drunk and in jail.
-[chuckles]
914
00:45:20,676 --> 00:45:23,346
You're a good kid,
and you are a great sister.
915
00:45:25,431 --> 00:45:26,521
What do you mean?
916
00:45:28,976 --> 00:45:29,846
I see it.
917
00:45:31,103 --> 00:45:34,273
The way he looks up to you.
The way you take care of him. I see that.
918
00:45:35,733 --> 00:45:39,743
Look, I love your mom,
but I know this isn't always easy on you.
919
00:45:40,863 --> 00:45:42,203
I've been there. I get it.
920
00:45:43,198 --> 00:45:44,198
But Austin,
921
00:45:44,867 --> 00:45:46,827
he is so lucky to have you.
922
00:45:49,455 --> 00:45:50,285
Hm.
923
00:45:51,457 --> 00:45:53,127
You love my mom?
924
00:45:53,208 --> 00:45:54,208
[chuckles]
925
00:45:57,921 --> 00:45:58,921
Yeah, I do…
926
00:46:01,759 --> 00:46:03,179
but I haven't told her yet.
927
00:46:03,260 --> 00:46:06,560
So if you could keep that to yourself,
I would appreciate it.
928
00:46:06,638 --> 00:46:07,598
[sniffles]
929
00:46:11,435 --> 00:46:12,975
Come on. Let's get you home.
930
00:46:13,479 --> 00:46:14,439
Hey, Paul…
931
00:46:16,732 --> 00:46:18,982
I've never seen my mom this happy.
932
00:46:26,867 --> 00:46:27,737
Come on.
933
00:46:33,999 --> 00:46:35,209
-Easy there.
-Mm-hmm.
934
00:46:35,292 --> 00:46:36,292
You gonna make it?
935
00:46:44,927 --> 00:46:46,847
So, this is the thanks I get?
936
00:46:47,471 --> 00:46:48,851
Hi, Mom.
937
00:46:49,473 --> 00:46:50,473
You're drunk.
938
00:46:51,141 --> 00:46:53,021
I am sober…
939
00:46:53,101 --> 00:46:54,651
like a judge.
940
00:46:54,728 --> 00:46:57,728
Listen here, you little lunatic.
941
00:46:57,815 --> 00:47:00,815
I am responsible for your friends
when they're under my roof.
942
00:47:00,901 --> 00:47:03,821
You can't sneak out, lie to me,
and not tell me where you're going.
943
00:47:03,904 --> 00:47:09,994
OK. OK, you are like… You are like
the grand poobah of lies, OK?
944
00:47:10,077 --> 00:47:12,537
You're like… You're like a lie pro.
945
00:47:12,621 --> 00:47:15,331
You ever think that maybe
946
00:47:15,415 --> 00:47:17,575
my secrets are to protect you?
947
00:47:17,668 --> 00:47:19,708
To keep you happy and safe?
948
00:47:19,795 --> 00:47:23,465
You wanna know everything, peach?
You think you need to know everything?
949
00:47:23,549 --> 00:47:24,589
Here it is, darling.
950
00:47:24,675 --> 00:47:26,835
I was abused by my stepdad
my whole childhood.
951
00:47:28,178 --> 00:47:31,348
He molested me most nights
with my mom asleep in the next room.
952
00:47:32,474 --> 00:47:35,734
That's why I ran away when I was 14.
I've been homeless.
953
00:47:36,270 --> 00:47:37,650
I've been in jail. I…
954
00:47:42,568 --> 00:47:44,698
[sniffles] Happy?
955
00:47:44,778 --> 00:47:46,108
That's the big secret.
956
00:47:48,907 --> 00:47:50,447
You were abused?
957
00:47:52,035 --> 00:47:54,245
[sighs] Surprise!
958
00:47:56,665 --> 00:47:58,535
Mom, I… [gasps]
959
00:47:59,835 --> 00:48:02,335
Mom, I don't feel so good.
960
00:48:02,421 --> 00:48:03,551
Toilet, stat.
961
00:48:07,551 --> 00:48:10,261
I… Before this,
I never really had friends…
962
00:48:10,345 --> 00:48:11,715
-[Ginny sighs]
-[door opens]
963
00:48:11,805 --> 00:48:13,465
…before. But you guys…
964
00:48:14,057 --> 00:48:15,767
How you feeling, champ?
965
00:48:15,851 --> 00:48:16,891
[groans]
966
00:48:18,437 --> 00:48:20,017
Doughnuts soak up alcohol.
967
00:48:20,939 --> 00:48:22,569
Hashtag science.
968
00:48:25,736 --> 00:48:26,606
Thanks.
969
00:48:26,695 --> 00:48:28,025
Aww. Come here.
970
00:48:33,869 --> 00:48:35,829
[sighs] I'm sorry I snuck out.
971
00:48:35,913 --> 00:48:36,833
Mm.
972
00:48:39,124 --> 00:48:42,544
And I'm sorry about the thing you said.
973
00:48:43,503 --> 00:48:44,593
The abuse thing.
974
00:48:47,215 --> 00:48:48,965
Is that why you're so strong?
975
00:48:50,677 --> 00:48:52,467
Because I was abused as a kid?
976
00:48:53,055 --> 00:48:55,465
No, I'm not a Game of Thrones character.
977
00:48:56,767 --> 00:48:58,267
I would have been way stronger
978
00:48:58,352 --> 00:49:02,062
if I didn't have to spend so much energy
dealing with that shit.
979
00:49:02,564 --> 00:49:04,324
I'd be the freaking president.
980
00:49:08,070 --> 00:49:09,200
Are you OK now?
981
00:49:12,491 --> 00:49:13,701
Depends on the day.
982
00:49:15,118 --> 00:49:16,748
It never really leaves you,
983
00:49:17,663 --> 00:49:19,083
but, yeah, I'm OK now.
984
00:49:21,166 --> 00:49:22,246
Thinking about it…
985
00:49:23,460 --> 00:49:25,130
makes my insides cringe.
986
00:49:26,797 --> 00:49:29,467
But, hey, some memories are good,
and some suck balls.
987
00:49:34,054 --> 00:49:34,894
Here.
988
00:49:39,476 --> 00:49:40,596
Look at Dad!
989
00:49:41,478 --> 00:49:42,348
And you.
990
00:49:42,854 --> 00:49:44,234
-You're babies.
-[chuckles]
991
00:49:45,190 --> 00:49:47,780
You're growing up,
and I gotta start acting like it.
992
00:49:50,278 --> 00:49:53,368
[sighs] And I will prove to you
how mature I am
993
00:49:53,448 --> 00:49:58,158
as soon as my head stops pounding out
the song of that scary dancing baby
994
00:49:58,245 --> 00:50:00,205
that gave me nightmares as a kid.
995
00:50:00,288 --> 00:50:02,748
From the show you liked
with the slutty lawyers?
996
00:50:02,833 --> 00:50:03,713
Ooga chucka--
997
00:50:03,792 --> 00:50:07,212
OK, I will pay you any amount of money
to stop doing that.
998
00:50:08,338 --> 00:50:09,208
[Georgia] Here.
999
00:50:15,429 --> 00:50:16,259
Mm.
1000
00:50:16,346 --> 00:50:17,556
♪ Got a deal ♪
1001
00:50:19,349 --> 00:50:21,179
♪ Sign it real quick… ♪
1002
00:50:21,685 --> 00:50:22,765
Hunter went down on me.
1003
00:50:25,313 --> 00:50:26,193
OK.
1004
00:50:27,899 --> 00:50:29,029
OK, we're doing this.
1005
00:50:30,235 --> 00:50:34,155
Oh, do you not want to?
I just thought-- I mean, you told me…
1006
00:50:34,239 --> 00:50:36,779
No, no, no. Just give Mommy a moment.
1007
00:50:38,201 --> 00:50:39,081
So…
1008
00:50:40,495 --> 00:50:41,905
Hunter went down on you.
1009
00:50:42,664 --> 00:50:43,544
Fun!
1010
00:50:44,708 --> 00:50:47,038
Then I got drunk
and professed my undying love,
1011
00:50:47,127 --> 00:50:48,957
and Abby posted it on Snapchat.
1012
00:50:50,756 --> 00:50:54,626
OK, you tell her to take it down,
1013
00:50:55,302 --> 00:50:56,722
or I'll post this.
1014
00:50:56,803 --> 00:50:58,893
♪ …been already sung… ♪
1015
00:50:59,473 --> 00:51:01,893
Oh, diabolical, yes.
1016
00:51:01,975 --> 00:51:02,975
[Georgia chuckles]
1017
00:51:05,353 --> 00:51:07,113
♪ Got a deal… ♪
1018
00:51:07,189 --> 00:51:08,569
You feel like an adult now?
1019
00:51:08,648 --> 00:51:10,108
♪ Sign it real quick… ♪
1020
00:51:10,192 --> 00:51:11,032
Yeah.
1021
00:51:11,985 --> 00:51:13,395
I do. It's weird.
1022
00:51:19,201 --> 00:51:20,491
We're dead broke.
1023
00:51:21,286 --> 00:51:23,406
-What?
-Dead frickin' broke.
1024
00:51:23,497 --> 00:51:27,037
Kenny's ex-wife contested the will.
We haven't gotten any of the money.
1025
00:51:27,125 --> 00:51:28,705
Welcome to adulthood.
1026
00:51:28,794 --> 00:51:29,844
It sucks.
1027
00:51:31,755 --> 00:51:32,585
[door closes]
1028
00:51:32,672 --> 00:51:34,222
♪ I'll write a little lick… ♪
1029
00:51:34,925 --> 00:51:37,465
[Ginny] Georgia always pushes us
to be strong,
1030
00:51:38,345 --> 00:51:41,055
always sees vulnerability as a weakness,
1031
00:51:42,265 --> 00:51:43,885
but now I get it.
1032
00:51:43,975 --> 00:51:45,845
She was just protecting us,
1033
00:51:46,937 --> 00:51:48,057
protecting herself.
1034
00:51:48,647 --> 00:51:50,897
Mom, please, I don't want to.
1035
00:51:51,483 --> 00:51:52,483
Hey!
1036
00:51:52,567 --> 00:51:55,357
You get back in there,
and you stand your ground, OK?
1037
00:51:56,238 --> 00:51:58,698
Tell that little shit
he can't push you around.
1038
00:51:58,782 --> 00:51:59,662
Yeah?
1039
00:52:00,826 --> 00:52:01,786
OK.
1040
00:52:05,413 --> 00:52:08,583
Zach, I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have stabbed you.
1041
00:52:08,667 --> 00:52:11,497
Zach, I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have stabbed you.
1042
00:52:11,586 --> 00:52:14,336
Zach, I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have stabbed you.
1043
00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:17,680
Zach…
1044
00:52:23,890 --> 00:52:26,060
Ugh! Gross!
1045
00:52:33,984 --> 00:52:35,444
[Ginny] Trust no one.
1046
00:52:36,111 --> 00:52:37,321
Sting first.
1047
00:52:38,363 --> 00:52:40,573
But I don't wanna
go through life like that,
1048
00:52:41,074 --> 00:52:44,544
on the offensive,
always fighting, always running.
1049
00:52:46,204 --> 00:52:47,374
I love my mom,
1050
00:52:48,582 --> 00:52:50,082
but I don't wanna be her.
1051
00:52:52,169 --> 00:52:53,299
I miss my dad.
1052
00:52:54,379 --> 00:52:55,549
I wish he was here.
1053
00:52:57,716 --> 00:52:59,626
[upbeat pop music plays]
1054
00:53:50,143 --> 00:53:52,403
[jaunty theme music plays]
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