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[funky pop music playing]
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♪ I love myself, I wanna see it ♪
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♪ When I turn around, look in the mirror ♪
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♪ And if you don't like it
You can leave it… ♪
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[Ginny] My mom has never
had trouble with men.
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It's effortless to her, like breathing.
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She always knows what to say, how to be.
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It's like, I don't know,
got magical powers or something.
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♪ …and I keep owning it ♪
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♪ I love my ass, I wanna shake it ♪
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♪ You can thank my momma
'Cause she made it ♪
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♪ Don't you waste your breath
Trying to change it ♪
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♪ Just mind your own… ♪
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[Ginny] She's unapologetically fearless.
She just puts herself out there.
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Men, sex, all of it.
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♪ …not my fault if you're scared of a ♪
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♪ Sweet little unforgettable thing ♪
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♪ Unforgettable ♪
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♪ Sweet little unforgettable thing
Shame, shame, shame on me ♪
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♪ Shame, shame, shame ♪
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♪ Shame, shame, shame ♪
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-♪ Shame, shame, shame ♪
-♪ No, no, no… ♪
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[Ginny] I swear to God, I'm adopted.
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♪ …unforgettable thing ♪
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[jaunty theme music plays]
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[Padma sings] ♪ I went to see the doc ♪
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♪ When the school bell rang ♪
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♪ My mind's all ablur ♪
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♪ Can't focus on anything ♪
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♪ She said not to stress ♪
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♪ All the kids go through this ♪
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♪ She opened my hand
And gave me an Adderall… ♪
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[Georgia] Men are visual creatures.
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♪ …all the time ♪
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♪ But not the half ♪
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♪ That eases my mind ♪
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♪ When I walk the halls ♪
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♪ And somebody calls… ♪
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[Georgia] So give 'em
something to look at.
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♪ …but it all sounds like noise ♪
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♪ My brain's on Adderall ♪
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♪ When it keeps me high ♪
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♪ All the time ♪
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♪ I wanna fly ♪
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♪ But my brain's on Adderall ♪
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♪ Oh, oh ♪
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♪ My brain's on Adderall ♪
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[Hunter laughs]
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[Ginny] I don't elicit the same reaction
my mom does.
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-Padma, that was tight!
-[chuckling] Thanks.
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-What did you think?
-Yeah, it was fine.
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OK, well, I gotta go.
I told Marcus I'd pick him up.
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-[Brodie] Later.
-[Padma] Bye.
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Yeah, see ya.
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-Padma's great. Her voice adds to 3SB.
-[Brodie] Hell yeah!
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I didn't realize how much
you guys sucked when you had Jordan.
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That blows his mom made him quit 3SB.
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Whatever. It's an upgrade.
Padma's crazy hot.
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-She is?
-Super hot.
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With Padma, we might actually win
Battle of the Bands this year.
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-Dude, we gotta pick our song.
-I know.
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It has to be "Child's Play."
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[Hunter] Padma's range
on "Adderall Brains" is killer.
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"Adderall Brains" is the worst song name
in the history of song names.
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It sounds like Billie Eilish.
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I like Billie Eilish.
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Of course you do.
That makes complete sense to me.
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-[chuckles]
-You're a little bitch.
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Die, sucker, die.
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Press, I think
you're the last person in the world
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who should encourage
their own violent tendencies.
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Hunter said you used to throw rocks
at squirrels at recess?
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-[chuckles]
-[Press] All right.
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New girl's got teeth.
Watch out for them later, Hunt.
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-[Brodie snickers]
-Press. Not cool, bro.
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[Brodie sighs]
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[Brodie] I need snacks.
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Hey, do you think, uh,
Marnie still has those Hebrew Natties?
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[Press] Uh…
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[Press] We got apples…
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Why are you friends with Press?
He's such a douche.
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Press stuck it out with me
when I was on Adderall,
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and I was, like,
a total zombie for three years…
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[sighs] …which is why we should start
with "Adderall Brains."
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It has… It has a message.
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Sorry.
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[sighs] I'm sorry.
We've been talking about this all night.
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It's OK. I know Battle of the Bands
is important to you.
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[chuckles] Yeah, it is, but…
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so are you.
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-Oh yeah?
-[Hunter] Yeah.
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I got this for you.
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Pride and Prejudice.
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You picked it for a free read
in Gitten's class.
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-Yeah, but I already own it.
-That's my sister's copy.
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She took an Austen course
last semester at Tufts.
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It's all noted up. I thought you could
take a look at it for inspiration.
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Thanks.
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I really liked it. I dig Austen's writing.
It's very tongue-in-cheek
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with the way she takes a wink
at the audience with her characters.
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Yeah. Jane's a crafty bitch.
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♪ Cut to the chase, it's getting late
I'm so… ♪
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[Brodie laughs] Yo!
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-We got mad mini carrots and hummus, bro!
-[Hunter] Nice.
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-[Press] Round two, bitch!
-[Brodie] Let's do it.
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[Paul] Hello, everyone, and welcome
to our fundraiser committee meeting.
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Now, the school year is upon us…
[chuckles]
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…which can only mean one thing,
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the annual back-to-school fundraiser
for Bankler Elementary.
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We will be holding
our fifth annual bake sale.
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Cynthia?
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I'm so excited. [chuckles]
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The annual back-to-school bake sale
is one of my very favorite events,
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and as a member of the Neighborhood Club,
I am thrilled to offer it
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to the school board as a venue.
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-Wow. Thank you.
-[crowd murmuring]
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[Cynthia] My pleasure, really.
So I was thinking…
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What's the whoop-de-whatever
about the Neighborhood Club?
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Well, you know the Soho House in LA,
New York, London?
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-No.
-Right. I forget you're Elly May Clampett.
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It's one of the most exclusive clubs
in Massachusetts.
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-[Cynthia] …using all-natural ingredients…
-Why?
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[clicks tongue] Well, it was founded
in 1890 as a tennis club
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and a place for members
to gather for social events.
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There's an interview process,
a yearly fee, a vote… It's a whole thing.
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-But why?
-For tennis and social events.
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-Oh, OK.
-And I will be making my vegan cheesecake.
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[woman] Ooh!
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I don't want fighting over it this year.
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-[laughter]
-Last year we raised 5K.
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5K with cakes and pies!
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Let's do even better this year.
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Yes. Let's.
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Georgia, did you have a question?
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Sit down, Elly May.
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What if we do a casino night?
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You can raise serious money with poker.
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Well, it's, um, an interesting suggestion,
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but, um, the bake sale
really is a town favorite.
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Oh! Um…
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Yes, I am going to have to agree
with Cynthia on this one.
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The bake sale has become a true highlight
of the year for Wellsbury,
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and I didn't forget
about your vegan cheesecake. [chuckles]
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OK, so, that's settled.
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Let's take five and then come back
and talk strategy and logistics, OK?
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[indistinct chattering in background]
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[Georgia sighs]
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Oh, hey. Don't take it personally
about Casino Night.
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It wasn't a bad idea, per se--
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I didn't take it personally.
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[soft rock music plays]
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♪ Step off to the side
'Cause I'm coming like a bullet ♪
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♪ Start running for the door
'Cause it's gonna get hectic ♪
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♪ Whoa ♪
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♪ Whoa, didn't your momma tell you
Not to play with a ticking bomb… ♪
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Georgia! A minute, please?
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[Georgia] Yeah.
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[woman] I'll handle it.
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[Paul] Georgia, you know Erica from HR.
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Hello.
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This is an informational conversation.
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Paul, can you tell Georgia your concerns?
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When I was babysitting Austin,
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I saw several credit cards
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in his name.
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This isn't an accusation.
We wanted to have a conversation.
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[clicks tongue]
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Austin's father, Gil,
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is currently in jail.
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[clicks tongue]
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I'm sorry.
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[breathes shakily]
This is emotional for me.
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He embezzled from his company.
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We moved to Wellsbury for a fresh start,
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but more heartbreak followed
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when I found out that Gil used
Austin's social security number
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to open multiple credit cards.
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He stole from his nine-year-old son.
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What kind of a monster does that?
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[Georgia sniffles]
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[sighs] I'm mortified, but if you wanna
look at my bank statements--
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-No.
-That's not necessary.
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Um…
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But this is clearly a personal matter
and will be confidential.
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If you need any help, I'm here.
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[Paul] Thank you, Erica.
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Georgia, I am so, so sorry that you had
to go through that. I had no idea.
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I trusted you in my house with my kid.
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You shoulda asked me
before you brought in HR.
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I know. I know.
You're right. I should have.
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I'm just under a lot of pressure
right now. I need you to understand that.
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Look, I wanna be governor
by the time I'm 40.
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And in order for that to happen,
I have to get reelected. But… [sighs]
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…that's an excuse, and I hate excuses.
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So I am so sorry.
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-I should've told you first.
-Yeah, you should've.
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I love this job, but if you don't think
I'm an asset, just say, and I'm gone.
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No. Of course I think you're an asset.
Your contributions have been invaluable.
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Do you mean that?
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Yes! You have great ideas.
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Great ideas like Casino Night?
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Wow.
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OK. That was good.
I see what you did there.
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I get that the bake sale is tradition,
but it comes down to the money.
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We stand to raise
much more money for the school
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with a big, flashy event
like Casino Night.
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No, it comes down to manpower.
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Have you ever thrown an event
of this magnitude?
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It is a massive undertaking.
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-I just did Sophomore Sleepover.
-Uh-huh.
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Come on. It's a power move.
What would the governor do?
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Paul, don't make me give you
the lemon speech again.
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[footsteps approaching]
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[knocking on door]
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I hope I'm not interrupting anything.
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I just wanted to go through
the bake sale prep with you.
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Yes. No, Cynthia, I'm glad you're here.
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We were just having a discussion
about that,
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and I have made an executive decision
on the matter.
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This year we will be doing Casino Night
instead of a bake sale.
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-I don't understand.
-It comes down to money, Cynthia.
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And we stand to make much more
with a casino night.
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[Georgia] Hmm.
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I hope your offer to host the event
at the Neighborhood Club still is good,
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though, because I know all you want
is what's best for the kids.
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[chuckles softly]
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Great.
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Thank you so much, ladies.
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Don't take it personally, Cynthia.
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[sassy music plays]
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[Georgia tuts, sighs]
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It's the cottontails.
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We're at the end of breeding season.
You should probably put up a fence.
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Hey, you're not selling your house,
are you?
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Selling?
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I just bought it.
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There was this guy
in the neighborhood the other day.
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Was he tall, black, muscular?
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No. But who's that? [chuckles]
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No, this was just a guy interested
in the house.
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-Said he was a potential buyer.
-What'd he look like?
242
00:12:29,874 --> 00:12:31,884
Oh, he was incredibly handsome.
243
00:12:31,959 --> 00:12:35,339
That's really weird. He said
he was gonna come over and talk to you.
244
00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:36,301
Huh.
245
00:12:36,964 --> 00:12:38,384
Uh, is Ginny still at yours?
246
00:12:38,466 --> 00:12:41,336
Yeah. Max invited the girls over.
247
00:12:41,427 --> 00:12:42,597
MANG.
248
00:12:42,678 --> 00:12:43,508
MANG.
249
00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:45,256
Sounds like a ripe vagina.
250
00:12:45,347 --> 00:12:47,887
Mm. It's disgusting.
It's the grossest word ever.
251
00:12:47,975 --> 00:12:50,685
I just don't have the heart to tell them.
[sighs]
252
00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:53,230
-They're so cute and innocent.
-[chuckles]
253
00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:55,654
I could hear their giggles
down to the kitchen.
254
00:12:55,733 --> 00:12:56,823
-Aww!
-[chuckles]
255
00:12:57,318 --> 00:12:59,108
[giggling]
256
00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:00,565
[woman on laptop] Oh, yeah!
257
00:13:00,654 --> 00:13:02,914
OK, OK, OK!
Please turn it down. Turn it down.
258
00:13:02,990 --> 00:13:03,990
-Turn it down!
-OK.
259
00:13:04,074 --> 00:13:06,414
[giggles] Oh my God.
260
00:13:06,494 --> 00:13:09,624
Nothing's happening. I mean,
a lot's happening, but there's no plot.
261
00:13:09,705 --> 00:13:12,745
It's so slimy! Like, why are they so wet?
262
00:13:12,833 --> 00:13:15,383
That's not an attractive pose.
She's just splayed.
263
00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:16,801
She has a really nice body though.
264
00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:19,469
This was definitely written
and directed by men.
265
00:13:19,548 --> 00:13:22,758
Oh yeah!
And there's, like, no foreplay whatsoever.
266
00:13:22,843 --> 00:13:24,053
It's just like… [grunts]
267
00:13:24,136 --> 00:13:26,806
Oh God. Is sex really that fast?
268
00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:30,225
-If you hate orgasms, yeah.
-Oh, Norah! Slut!
269
00:13:30,309 --> 00:13:33,649
OK, you know what? Jordan and I
waited two years before we had sex.
270
00:13:33,729 --> 00:13:35,979
I'm kidding.
You know how sex-positive I am.
271
00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:38,815
-I'm positive I wanna have sex.
-Wait. Norah, you have orgasms?
272
00:13:38,901 --> 00:13:42,361
-Yeah, but not from penis penetration.
-Penis penetra… [retches]
273
00:13:42,446 --> 00:13:45,526
Uh, excuse me, I'm the gay one.
Penis penetration. [retches]
274
00:13:45,616 --> 00:13:49,196
-This conversation's giving me hives.
-Really? It's kinda turning me on.
275
00:13:49,286 --> 00:13:53,416
-How does it happen, then?
-He makes her call him Daddy!
276
00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:55,839
No. He usually goes down on me.
277
00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:58,248
-[Maxine] Man, Jordan's such a good guy.
-Yeah.
278
00:13:58,337 --> 00:13:59,167
Wow.
279
00:14:01,465 --> 00:14:04,505
Kinda sounds
like Hunter isn't doing any of this.
280
00:14:04,593 --> 00:14:07,143
[sighs] We've kissed, like, three times.
281
00:14:07,221 --> 00:14:08,471
No tongue. That's it.
282
00:14:08,556 --> 00:14:10,976
Seriously?
You guys have been dating for a few weeks.
283
00:14:11,058 --> 00:14:13,268
-It's weird, right?
-He hasn't even grabbed a boob?
284
00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:15,152
He hasn't even grabbed a boob.
285
00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:17,395
-Thanks.
-Here for you.
286
00:14:18,023 --> 00:14:20,113
-Maybe he's not attracted to me.
-Probably.
287
00:14:20,192 --> 00:14:22,612
What? No! You're totally gorgeous.
288
00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:25,655
So, are you masturbating furiously
waiting for him to make a move?
289
00:14:25,739 --> 00:14:27,279
Masturbating is so gross.
290
00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:29,576
-Yeah, I don't get it.
-[chuckles] Me neither.
291
00:14:30,077 --> 00:14:32,197
[woman moaning on laptop] Yeah!
292
00:14:32,288 --> 00:14:34,498
-[moaning intensifies]
-Oh!
293
00:14:34,582 --> 00:14:35,622
Oh!
294
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:38,208
That's a fun new orifice.
295
00:14:39,003 --> 00:14:41,173
[porn playing in distance]
296
00:14:43,132 --> 00:14:45,092
[woman moaning loudly]
297
00:14:47,761 --> 00:14:49,891
[Ginny] See?
This is the problem with porn.
298
00:14:49,972 --> 00:14:53,272
It gives guys a messed-up view of sex
and never prioritizes female pleasure.
299
00:14:53,350 --> 00:14:56,270
That's why guys never have any idea
what they're doing.
300
00:14:56,353 --> 00:14:58,403
[woman moaning furiously on laptop]
301
00:15:00,024 --> 00:15:01,404
-[phone chimes]
-[Norah] Oh.
302
00:15:02,484 --> 00:15:05,034
-It's Brodie.
-Brodie. Why is Brodie texting you?
303
00:15:05,112 --> 00:15:07,202
He wants to know
if we're going to Battle of the Bands.
304
00:15:07,281 --> 00:15:10,911
-It's all they talked about last night.
-Oh, I'm so excited about that.
305
00:15:10,993 --> 00:15:14,503
Sophie's definitely gonna be there.
Her rock god friend Scott's performing.
306
00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:16,540
-He won last year.
-Sorry. I'm confused.
307
00:15:16,624 --> 00:15:18,504
Why were you with Brodie last night?
308
00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:20,044
They wanted to keep it small.
309
00:15:20,127 --> 00:15:22,417
-They were rehearsing.
-Oh! [clicks tongue]
310
00:15:22,504 --> 00:15:27,014
Hey, Norah, now that Jordan's out of 3SB,
it looks like Ginny took your spot.
311
00:15:28,552 --> 00:15:30,142
Who's Padma, anyway? She a good singer?
312
00:15:31,263 --> 00:15:33,893
Yeah. She's good.
Hunter thinks she's killer.
313
00:15:33,974 --> 00:15:35,684
[Abby] Hmm. Interesting.
314
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:39,148
[woman continues moaning on laptop]
315
00:15:39,229 --> 00:15:41,569
[electropop music plays]
316
00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:06,014
♪ Fruity lipstick on your cheek ♪
317
00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:08,840
♪ I haven't been home in a week ♪
318
00:16:08,926 --> 00:16:10,546
♪ I'm cool with that ♪
319
00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:14,769
♪ I've got the sun to worry about ♪
320
00:16:14,848 --> 00:16:17,388
♪ Let's get started, truth or dare… ♪
321
00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:20,266
-[camera clicks]
-♪ A million flowers in my hair ♪
322
00:16:20,354 --> 00:16:23,154
-♪ I'm cool with that ♪
-♪ I'm cool with that ♪
323
00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:26,442
♪ I've got the beach to worry about ♪
324
00:16:29,196 --> 00:16:32,406
-♪ I've got the beach to worry about ♪
-[sighs]
325
00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:40,169
♪ I can feel the sand on my skin ♪
326
00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:42,789
♪ And my drink is kicking in… ♪
327
00:16:42,876 --> 00:16:45,666
-Did you borrow my green top?
-[Ginny] Mom! Hi.
328
00:16:45,754 --> 00:16:47,514
No, I don't have it.
329
00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:55,138
[door closes]
330
00:16:55,222 --> 00:16:56,142
[sighs]
331
00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:36,849
[sighs] Oh my God.
332
00:17:37,681 --> 00:17:38,641
[squeals]
333
00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:51,400
I can see that you saw it.
334
00:18:12,716 --> 00:18:13,676
[message sent tone]
335
00:18:25,437 --> 00:18:26,437
[sighs]
336
00:18:51,713 --> 00:18:52,763
[phone chimes]
337
00:19:25,539 --> 00:19:28,789
♪ You can run free
I won't hold it against ya ♪
338
00:19:30,502 --> 00:19:33,512
♪ You do your thing
Never wanted a future ♪
339
00:19:34,798 --> 00:19:36,548
-♪ What if I knew… ♪
-[phone chimes]
340
00:19:36,633 --> 00:19:38,433
♪ How to put it romantic? ♪
341
00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:42,643
♪ Speaking my truth
There's no need to panic ♪
342
00:19:44,057 --> 00:19:47,017
♪ No, let's not put a label on it ♪
343
00:19:47,102 --> 00:19:49,152
-♪ Let's keep it fun… ♪
-[camera clicks]
344
00:19:49,229 --> 00:19:51,569
♪ We don't put a label on it ♪
345
00:19:51,648 --> 00:19:55,898
♪ So we can run free ♪
346
00:19:55,986 --> 00:19:57,396
♪ Yeah ♪
347
00:19:57,487 --> 00:20:01,907
♪ I wanna be free like you ♪
348
00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:03,622
♪ I'm a, I'm a ♪
349
00:20:03,702 --> 00:20:08,082
♪ I'm a cool girl
I'm a, I'm a cool girl ♪
350
00:20:08,165 --> 00:20:09,665
-♪ Ice cold… ♪
-[camera clicks]
351
00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:13,130
-♪ I roll my eyes at you, boy… ♪
-[message sent tone]
352
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:17,762
♪ I'm a cool girl
I'm a, I'm a cool girl ♪
353
00:20:17,841 --> 00:20:19,131
-♪ Ice cold… ♪
-[phone chimes]
354
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:22,048
♪ I roll my eyes at you, boy ♪
355
00:20:22,137 --> 00:20:25,467
♪ Rules you don't like
But you still wanna keep 'em ♪
356
00:20:25,557 --> 00:20:26,727
[message received tone]
357
00:20:26,808 --> 00:20:29,848
♪ Said you were fine
So for whatever reason ♪
358
00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:34,686
♪ Sure, we can chill
Try and keep it platonic ♪
359
00:20:36,109 --> 00:20:39,449
♪ Now you can't tell
If I'm really ironic ♪
360
00:20:40,572 --> 00:20:43,412
♪ No, let's not put a label on it ♪
361
00:20:43,492 --> 00:20:45,542
-♪ Let's keep it fun… ♪
-[message received tone]
362
00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:48,079
♪ We don't put a label on it ♪
363
00:20:48,163 --> 00:20:53,543
♪ So we can run free ♪
364
00:20:53,627 --> 00:20:57,587
♪ Yeah, I wanna be free like you ♪
365
00:20:58,423 --> 00:20:59,513
♪ I'm a, I'm a ♪
366
00:21:00,133 --> 00:21:04,433
♪ I'm a cool girl
I'm a, I'm a cool girl ♪
367
00:21:04,513 --> 00:21:09,023
♪ Ice cold
I roll my eyes at you, boy ♪
368
00:21:09,643 --> 00:21:13,563
♪ I'm a cool girl
I'm a, I'm a cool girl ♪
369
00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:18,993
♪ Ice cold
I roll my eyes at you, boy ♪
370
00:21:19,069 --> 00:21:23,659
♪ I'm a cool girl
I'm a, I'm a cool girl ♪
371
00:21:23,740 --> 00:21:27,700
♪ Ice cold
I roll my eyes at you, boy ♪
372
00:21:28,495 --> 00:21:30,155
♪ I'm a cool girl ♪
373
00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:32,707
-♪ I'm a, I'm a cool girl… ♪
-[message received tone]
374
00:21:32,791 --> 00:21:37,341
♪ Ice cold
I roll my eyes at you, boy ♪
375
00:21:37,421 --> 00:21:41,591
-♪ I got fever highs… ♪
-[camera clicks]
376
00:21:41,675 --> 00:21:46,215
♪ I got boiling blood ♪
377
00:21:46,805 --> 00:21:50,095
♪ I'm that fire kind ♪
378
00:21:50,183 --> 00:21:52,523
[toothbrush buzzes]
379
00:21:56,732 --> 00:21:57,772
[spits]
380
00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:14,208
[puts down phone]
381
00:22:14,291 --> 00:22:15,381
[sighs]
382
00:22:22,466 --> 00:22:24,586
[toothbrush buzzes]
383
00:22:33,894 --> 00:22:35,154
[gasps]
384
00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:38,729
[phone chimes]
385
00:22:44,571 --> 00:22:45,951
[pop music plays]
386
00:22:51,495 --> 00:22:53,995
My hands are in the air, Mike.
You wanna know why?
387
00:22:54,081 --> 00:22:56,791
Six grand for appetizers
is highway robbery.
388
00:22:56,875 --> 00:22:59,335
-Stick 'em up. You're robbing me.
-Tell 'em, Nick!
389
00:22:59,419 --> 00:23:02,379
When I asked him to come down on price,
he said he doesn't have kids.
390
00:23:02,464 --> 00:23:04,934
Why would he care if the Casino Night
money goes to the schools?
391
00:23:05,008 --> 00:23:06,888
-How did you--
-I heard the same thing.
392
00:23:06,968 --> 00:23:09,718
-[phone rings]
-I don't have kids. I'm a team player.
393
00:23:09,805 --> 00:23:10,925
Mayor's office.
394
00:23:11,556 --> 00:23:12,716
Hi. Yeah.
395
00:23:12,808 --> 00:23:14,518
We need seven poker tables.
396
00:23:14,601 --> 00:23:17,941
It's a little out of our budget,
so I was wondering if you could donate--
397
00:23:18,897 --> 00:23:20,567
You don't have kids. Mm-hmm.
398
00:23:22,442 --> 00:23:23,612
[Georgia groans loudly]
399
00:23:24,694 --> 00:23:25,784
How's it goin', team?
400
00:23:28,115 --> 00:23:29,315
-Good.
-[Georgia] Yeah.
401
00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:34,655
[Bev mutters]
402
00:23:34,746 --> 00:23:35,996
-Maybe the--
-[door bell jingles]
403
00:23:36,957 --> 00:23:40,377
[whispers] Look at her. Flouncing around,
trying to turn Wellsbury into Reno.
404
00:23:40,460 --> 00:23:42,210
-Cynthia!
-[Cynthia] Georgia!
405
00:23:42,295 --> 00:23:44,705
-How you doin'? You look a little bit…
-Stressed?
406
00:23:44,798 --> 00:23:47,088
-Tired?
-I'm great!
407
00:23:47,175 --> 00:23:49,505
Just in full planning mode. [chuckles]
408
00:23:49,594 --> 00:23:52,184
Actually, I'm glad I ran into you.
I was wondering
409
00:23:52,264 --> 00:23:55,234
if you'd make your famous vegan cheesecake
for tonight.
410
00:23:55,308 --> 00:23:56,558
I've heard so much.
411
00:23:58,228 --> 00:24:00,058
-Sure.
-Wonderful!
412
00:24:00,147 --> 00:24:01,357
Happy to.
413
00:24:01,982 --> 00:24:03,692
-Great.
-OK.
414
00:24:03,775 --> 00:24:06,695
-OK. I'm just gonna take this bag for ya.
-[Georgia sighs]
415
00:24:06,778 --> 00:24:09,278
-Why don't you go grab a seat right here?
-[sighs]
416
00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:11,739
-Water.
-Nope.
417
00:24:12,534 --> 00:24:13,414
[Joe] OK.
418
00:24:15,745 --> 00:24:17,745
Here are the cookies that you ordered.
419
00:24:18,957 --> 00:24:22,167
This Casino Night is snowballin',
and I'm drownin'.
420
00:24:22,711 --> 00:24:25,421
I need it to be a success
so I can wipe that smug smile
421
00:24:25,505 --> 00:24:27,085
off that human Chihuahua there.
422
00:24:27,174 --> 00:24:28,974
Easy there, girl. Calm down.
423
00:24:29,050 --> 00:24:32,220
-You talkin' to me like I'm a horse?
-[Joe] Well, you're bein' skittish.
424
00:24:33,221 --> 00:24:36,021
-You have horses?
-Yeah. Three. At my farm.
425
00:24:37,642 --> 00:24:39,312
You finally got your horses, huh?
426
00:24:40,395 --> 00:24:41,345
Yeah.
427
00:24:41,438 --> 00:24:43,648
Uh, Betsy, Bessy, and Milkshake.
428
00:24:44,357 --> 00:24:45,187
Milkshake?
429
00:24:45,817 --> 00:24:48,357
-You have a horse named Milkshake?
-Yeah, what about her?
430
00:24:49,404 --> 00:24:50,324
Nothin'.
431
00:24:52,032 --> 00:24:53,202
I gotta go!
432
00:24:53,783 --> 00:24:56,913
-OK.
-I'll see you at Casino Night.
433
00:24:56,995 --> 00:24:58,365
That's not likely.
434
00:24:58,455 --> 00:24:59,365
What? Why?
435
00:24:59,456 --> 00:25:01,166
I don't really do suits.
436
00:25:01,750 --> 00:25:04,130
Oh, bummer. You'd look good in a suit.
437
00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:07,628
[mouths, chuckles]
438
00:25:12,594 --> 00:25:14,804
Lydia Bennet is described in the book
439
00:25:14,888 --> 00:25:19,018
as "untamed, unabashed,
wild, noisy, and fearless."
440
00:25:19,100 --> 00:25:20,890
My free read project
441
00:25:20,977 --> 00:25:23,937
is Internalized Sexism:
Why We Don't Like Lydia Bennet.
442
00:25:25,023 --> 00:25:27,863
The unsung feminist of the book is Lydia.
443
00:25:27,943 --> 00:25:30,573
She's more an agent of free will
than even Elizabeth
444
00:25:30,654 --> 00:25:34,034
because she bucks society's rules
and acts of her own agency.
445
00:25:34,115 --> 00:25:35,865
So, why do we judge her so harshly?
446
00:25:35,951 --> 00:25:37,411
Because she's a slut.
447
00:25:37,494 --> 00:25:39,414
[students snickering]
448
00:25:40,372 --> 00:25:43,632
Yes, Brian. Tell us more about the views
of feminism you've formed
449
00:25:43,708 --> 00:25:45,458
while jerking off to Gal Gadot.
450
00:25:45,544 --> 00:25:46,964
[students chuckling]
451
00:25:47,045 --> 00:25:51,125
But you can't deny Lydia's actions
were rash and ill-advised.
452
00:25:52,050 --> 00:25:53,590
Stop shaming her.
453
00:25:53,677 --> 00:25:54,757
Stop…
454
00:25:55,804 --> 00:25:57,564
shaming Lydia Bennet?
455
00:25:58,306 --> 00:26:00,386
OK! Ginny convinced me.
456
00:26:00,475 --> 00:26:02,635
Lydia Bennet is hundo a feminist.
457
00:26:02,727 --> 00:26:05,727
She almost took her whole family down.
It was immature.
458
00:26:05,814 --> 00:26:08,864
Women get a million different messages
on how they're supposed to be.
459
00:26:08,942 --> 00:26:12,152
-It's confusing.
-You need to calm down. You're aggressive.
460
00:26:13,780 --> 00:26:17,200
[woman over PA] Ginny Miller,
please come to the office.
461
00:26:21,454 --> 00:26:24,584
Really, Mom? Taking me to the gyno?
Putting me on the pill?
462
00:26:24,666 --> 00:26:27,336
Did you need to do that
in the middle of a school day?
463
00:26:27,419 --> 00:26:30,759
Sure did. You have a boyfriend
you're sending topless photos to.
464
00:26:31,756 --> 00:26:32,966
Mom. Oh my God.
465
00:26:34,217 --> 00:26:35,427
Which tells me two things.
466
00:26:35,510 --> 00:26:38,220
One, you make stupid decisions
when it comes to men,
467
00:26:38,305 --> 00:26:40,765
and two, you're gonna have sex soon.
468
00:26:40,849 --> 00:26:43,559
Don't I get to decide
if I go on birth control?
469
00:26:43,643 --> 00:26:46,523
-[Georgia] Sure don't.
-You're such a bad feminist.
470
00:26:46,605 --> 00:26:49,565
Yeah, that's me. Back to the kitchen.
She was askin' for it.
471
00:26:49,649 --> 00:26:52,239
Tramp, whore, nag, bitch.
Get in the house, please.
472
00:26:52,319 --> 00:26:54,779
Hunter and I aren't having sex
because I'm disgusting.
473
00:26:54,863 --> 00:26:55,823
What?
474
00:26:57,073 --> 00:26:58,163
How do you do it?
475
00:26:58,950 --> 00:27:00,490
How do you always know what to say,
476
00:27:00,577 --> 00:27:03,247
and what to wear,
and how to do the cleavage thing?
477
00:27:04,414 --> 00:27:05,544
The cleavage thing?
478
00:27:06,374 --> 00:27:08,294
[chuckles] You mean, have cleavage?
479
00:27:11,087 --> 00:27:12,797
In case you haven't noticed,
480
00:27:12,881 --> 00:27:15,471
I'm 30 and single
with two kids from two different guys.
481
00:27:16,384 --> 00:27:19,724
Does that look like the ideal,
picture-perfect picket fence to you?
482
00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:23,390
You think I know what I'm doin'?
Nobody knows what they're doin'.
483
00:27:24,726 --> 00:27:26,096
You are not disgusting.
484
00:27:26,686 --> 00:27:27,596
You are…
485
00:27:28,730 --> 00:27:29,940
[chuckles softly]
486
00:27:30,023 --> 00:27:31,113
…beautiful.
487
00:27:38,406 --> 00:27:40,326
-[sighs]
-[door opens]
488
00:27:41,910 --> 00:27:44,870
That's right.
Everything's getting protected today.
489
00:27:45,914 --> 00:27:47,584
[intense jarring music plays]
490
00:27:49,584 --> 00:27:50,674
[door closes]
491
00:27:50,752 --> 00:27:52,712
[gentle gospel music plays]
492
00:27:55,799 --> 00:27:57,299
I picked up a few things.
493
00:27:57,384 --> 00:27:59,764
I cleaned out the baby section
of Barnes & Noble
494
00:27:59,844 --> 00:28:02,224
and got some stuff from Sweet Pea and Me.
495
00:28:03,973 --> 00:28:06,643
-Thanks, Ma. This is--
-I haven't even begun with you.
496
00:28:07,394 --> 00:28:09,104
This is how you handle your freedom?
497
00:28:09,187 --> 00:28:13,147
When we financially support your gap year,
you knock up a homeless 15-year-old.
498
00:28:16,361 --> 00:28:17,531
We're here for you…
499
00:28:18,488 --> 00:28:19,818
and for her.
500
00:28:21,991 --> 00:28:23,701
[Zion's mom chuckles]
501
00:28:23,785 --> 00:28:24,945
There, there now.
502
00:28:25,620 --> 00:28:26,750
You're OK.
503
00:28:28,748 --> 00:28:30,828
We are gonna take care of everything.
504
00:28:32,127 --> 00:28:33,587
A woman ill-prepared
505
00:28:34,379 --> 00:28:35,959
is a woman set up for failure.
506
00:28:37,340 --> 00:28:38,170
OK.
507
00:28:38,258 --> 00:28:40,758
[steam hisses]
508
00:28:41,386 --> 00:28:43,136
Sophie Sanchez…
509
00:28:43,221 --> 00:28:44,391
[Joe] Table four needs coffee.
510
00:28:44,472 --> 00:28:46,222
…is so hot.
511
00:28:46,307 --> 00:28:48,177
Like, her ass belongs in the Louvre.
512
00:28:48,268 --> 00:28:50,728
It's art.
She wore leggings yesterday, and I died.
513
00:28:50,812 --> 00:28:52,192
I'm dead! I'm deceased.
514
00:28:52,272 --> 00:28:55,282
Just cremate me and put me on the mantle.
We've been texting.
515
00:28:55,358 --> 00:28:59,068
She actually cares about things,
like the planet and other people.
516
00:28:59,154 --> 00:29:02,034
She's been teaching her sister to bake.
Isn't that so cute?
517
00:29:02,115 --> 00:29:04,775
-Max, you're not meant to be back there.
-How are you and Hunter?
518
00:29:04,868 --> 00:29:07,748
Ugh! He still hasn't said anything
about the picture. It's weird.
519
00:29:07,829 --> 00:29:11,119
I don't think I'm good at the sexy thing.
That's Georgia's expertise, not mine.
520
00:29:11,207 --> 00:29:13,787
Yeah, Georgia is insanely hot. [chuckles]
521
00:29:13,877 --> 00:29:16,207
Sorry. Not sorry. [giggles]
522
00:29:16,296 --> 00:29:18,336
-OK, I wanna talk more about Sophie now.
-[sighs]
523
00:29:19,048 --> 00:29:22,718
I wanna talk about Sophie
100% of the time. 100% of the time.
524
00:29:22,802 --> 00:29:25,392
When you think about it that way,
I showed great restraint.
525
00:29:26,931 --> 00:29:31,141
[Ginny] I got two Mexi-Melts,
one regular, one with sweet potato,
526
00:29:31,227 --> 00:29:33,397
and two turkey burgers,
one gluten-free bun.
527
00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:34,730
Oh! [chuckles]
528
00:29:34,814 --> 00:29:37,114
Sorry. This is the gluten-free bun.
529
00:29:37,192 --> 00:29:39,822
Max, you realize
you don't actually work here, right?
530
00:29:39,903 --> 00:29:42,033
Obviously,
but table six needs their check,
531
00:29:42,113 --> 00:29:45,623
and table eight wants wings
before happy hour's over. [chuckles]
532
00:29:49,162 --> 00:29:50,662
Sophie. Two years ago.
533
00:29:50,747 --> 00:29:53,117
She is my Venezuelan
fantasy woodland princess.
534
00:29:53,208 --> 00:29:55,748
-Max, you can't be back here.
-Bali does not look real.
535
00:29:55,835 --> 00:29:59,795
I know, right? But David Bowie
had his ashes spread there, so it is.
536
00:29:59,881 --> 00:30:01,721
You guys know David Bowie?
537
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:03,340
Duh! From Shrek.
538
00:30:04,928 --> 00:30:05,758
From Shrek.
539
00:30:06,930 --> 00:30:08,720
-Shit.
-What?
540
00:30:08,807 --> 00:30:11,177
Is it the picture of her
and that girl kissing from 2018?
541
00:30:11,267 --> 00:30:13,097
Don't worry about it. I looked into it.
542
00:30:13,186 --> 00:30:15,226
Their Venmo payments
stopped months ago, so it's fine.
543
00:30:15,313 --> 00:30:16,233
I liked it.
544
00:30:17,023 --> 00:30:18,023
-What?
-[Ginny] Shit.
545
00:30:18,107 --> 00:30:19,227
I can… I'll undo it.
546
00:30:19,317 --> 00:30:22,527
No, Ginny. Oh my God.
Too late. Notifications.
547
00:30:22,612 --> 00:30:25,532
[gasps] I just liked a photo
from two years ago. Oh my God.
548
00:30:25,615 --> 00:30:28,445
I can't go to Battle of the Bands.
She's gonna think I'm a stalker.
549
00:30:28,535 --> 00:30:32,705
-[Joe] Table three's ready to order!
-Table three's gonna have to wait, Joe!
550
00:30:32,789 --> 00:30:35,919
Look, Max. Maybe…
Maybe it's a good thing, right?
551
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:37,420
I mean, honesty's good.
552
00:30:40,129 --> 00:30:42,759
-She's gonna know I like her.
-You text all the time.
553
00:30:42,841 --> 00:30:44,631
-Doesn't she already know?
-No!
554
00:30:44,717 --> 00:30:46,637
We don't talk about
how hard she makes my nipples!
555
00:30:46,719 --> 00:30:49,219
We talk about her dumb sister Sasha.
Oh my God.
556
00:30:49,305 --> 00:30:52,175
-I know. I'm sorry. I know.
-[Maxine fake sobs]
557
00:30:54,644 --> 00:30:55,984
Farm-fresh salad…
558
00:30:57,063 --> 00:30:57,943
please.
559
00:30:59,023 --> 00:31:00,023
[chuckles softly]
560
00:31:01,109 --> 00:31:03,319
[soft rock music plays]
561
00:31:03,403 --> 00:31:06,203
Oh, this is gonna be a disaster.
We're screwed.
562
00:31:06,281 --> 00:31:07,781
No. We're not.
563
00:31:07,866 --> 00:31:09,736
True. It was your idea. You're screwed.
564
00:31:09,826 --> 00:31:12,536
I will emerge unscathed
like a phoenix from your ashes.
565
00:31:12,620 --> 00:31:14,160
Shut up and start helping.
566
00:31:15,290 --> 00:31:17,420
♪ Yeah, yeah, yo ♪
567
00:31:17,500 --> 00:31:18,500
♪ I got this ♪
568
00:31:19,419 --> 00:31:20,999
♪ Yeah, yeah, yo ♪
569
00:31:21,087 --> 00:31:22,667
♪ I got this ♪
570
00:31:26,676 --> 00:31:27,546
♪ Give it to me ♪
571
00:31:30,555 --> 00:31:31,555
♪ Give it to me ♪
572
00:31:31,639 --> 00:31:32,849
♪ Talk about this ♪
573
00:31:32,932 --> 00:31:34,142
♪ Babe, I talk about… ♪
574
00:31:34,225 --> 00:31:37,595
Hey, Mom. The liquor vendor's here.
He said he only brought rosé.
575
00:31:37,687 --> 00:31:38,687
♪ Talk about no ♪
576
00:31:39,188 --> 00:31:40,768
-♪ Talk about this… ♪
-[strains]
577
00:31:40,857 --> 00:31:42,277
♪ This, I talk about no… ♪
578
00:31:42,942 --> 00:31:45,112
Write on one of those chalkboards
over there
579
00:31:45,194 --> 00:31:47,824
the night's signature drink
is a Royal Blush.
580
00:31:51,326 --> 00:31:52,656
[Nick] Can you… OK.
581
00:31:54,203 --> 00:31:56,413
Thank you. Almost had it there, so…
582
00:32:06,966 --> 00:32:08,836
♪ Yeah, yeah, yo ♪
583
00:32:08,927 --> 00:32:10,087
♪ I got this ♪
584
00:32:10,845 --> 00:32:11,925
♪ Yeah, yeah, yo… ♪
585
00:32:12,013 --> 00:32:12,893
Hello?
586
00:32:12,972 --> 00:32:13,972
♪ I got this ♪
587
00:32:14,933 --> 00:32:15,893
♪ It's all about… ♪
588
00:32:15,975 --> 00:32:19,725
-Yeah, this microphone's outta batteries.
-Hm. Got a vibrator in your purse?
589
00:32:20,229 --> 00:32:22,439
There is a flashlight in the toolbox.
590
00:32:23,024 --> 00:32:24,404
♪ Talk about this ♪
591
00:32:24,484 --> 00:32:26,154
♪ This, I talk about no ♪
592
00:32:37,538 --> 00:32:38,498
[Paul] Georgia…
593
00:32:40,166 --> 00:32:41,876
you look, um…
594
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:45,840
I mean, the place really looks incredible.
595
00:32:45,922 --> 00:32:46,762
[Paul chuckles]
596
00:32:46,839 --> 00:32:48,049
Not bad, Elly May.
597
00:32:49,634 --> 00:32:51,054
[rock n' roll music plays]
598
00:32:55,556 --> 00:32:58,226
♪ Oh, oh, oh-oh, oh ♪
599
00:32:58,726 --> 00:33:01,556
♪ Oh, oh, oh-oh, oh ♪
600
00:33:01,646 --> 00:33:04,856
♪ Oh, oh, oh-oh, oh ♪
601
00:33:04,941 --> 00:33:06,151
♪ Oh, oh… ♪
602
00:33:06,234 --> 00:33:09,904
-300. There you go, Principal Davies.
-[man] One card short of a straight.
603
00:33:10,446 --> 00:33:12,656
One hour. You promised. Then we go.
604
00:33:13,574 --> 00:33:15,874
You think I want to be here?
605
00:33:16,536 --> 00:33:18,156
Georgia! [chuckles]
606
00:33:18,246 --> 00:33:21,456
Everything is amazing. [chuckles]
607
00:33:21,541 --> 00:33:23,921
-Who needs Vegas?
-[Georgia chuckles]
608
00:33:24,002 --> 00:33:26,842
♪ Oh, oh, Donna Dee ♪
609
00:33:26,921 --> 00:33:30,261
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
610
00:33:30,341 --> 00:33:32,761
♪ Oh-oh, oh, oh ♪
611
00:33:32,844 --> 00:33:34,104
[woman 1] I have no idea.
612
00:33:35,013 --> 00:33:37,143
[Paul] Come on, come on, come on, come on!
613
00:33:37,223 --> 00:33:38,563
Dealer busts! You win!
614
00:33:38,641 --> 00:33:41,231
[gasps, squeals]
615
00:33:41,310 --> 00:33:42,900
This is so fun!
616
00:33:47,108 --> 00:33:49,068
-[indistinct chattering]
-[woman 2] Yes!
617
00:33:49,944 --> 00:33:51,704
[man] I won it back! I told you.
618
00:33:51,779 --> 00:33:54,239
Lizzie just got made
captain of her soccer team,
619
00:33:54,323 --> 00:33:56,493
all thanks to soccer camp this summer.
620
00:33:56,576 --> 00:34:00,286
Jackie spent the summer
at Milton Academy in the gifted program.
621
00:34:05,835 --> 00:34:07,085
How we doing?
622
00:34:07,170 --> 00:34:08,880
We've raised, uh, 3K.
623
00:34:09,422 --> 00:34:11,012
That's less than the bake sale.
624
00:34:11,090 --> 00:34:13,260
-Well, we had a lot more overhead.
-[sighs]
625
00:34:14,052 --> 00:34:15,182
♪ Glad we met ♪
626
00:34:15,678 --> 00:34:17,058
♪ Oh, Donna Dee ♪
627
00:34:17,138 --> 00:34:18,848
♪ Donna Dee ♪
628
00:34:20,808 --> 00:34:24,598
[tuning guitar]
629
00:34:29,108 --> 00:34:31,688
OK, I don't understand.
630
00:34:31,778 --> 00:34:34,908
I don't get it.
What is the big deal about this guy?
631
00:34:34,989 --> 00:34:36,739
-You will.
-You're being weird.
632
00:34:36,824 --> 00:34:40,084
-She's hiding from Sophie.
-Woo-woo! Go, Scott!
633
00:34:40,161 --> 00:34:42,371
Thank you for coming.
I couldn't face Hunter alone.
634
00:34:43,247 --> 00:34:44,247
[Ginny sighs]
635
00:34:48,211 --> 00:34:50,631
You're both being…
You're both being weird!
636
00:34:51,422 --> 00:34:54,342
♪ If you kept me waiting ♪
637
00:34:55,426 --> 00:34:59,136
♪ On your words… ♪
638
00:35:00,223 --> 00:35:01,183
Oh shit.
639
00:35:01,265 --> 00:35:03,475
I mean, he doesn't measure up to Jordan.
640
00:35:03,559 --> 00:35:05,269
Aww…
641
00:35:05,353 --> 00:35:07,193
[both make retching noises]
642
00:35:07,271 --> 00:35:08,611
♪ …in return… ♪
643
00:35:09,107 --> 00:35:11,727
Seriously, is he impregnating me
with his voice now?
644
00:35:11,818 --> 00:35:14,948
[sighs] Speaking of, I have news.
645
00:35:15,029 --> 00:35:17,529
-I am now on birth control.
-[Maxine] You are what?
646
00:35:17,615 --> 00:35:19,025
-Are you serious?
-Yeah.
647
00:35:19,117 --> 00:35:21,827
-Ortho Tri-Cyclen Lo.
-[chuckles] That's a good kind.
648
00:35:21,911 --> 00:35:23,371
What constitutes as a good kind?
649
00:35:23,454 --> 00:35:25,714
I haven't seen ads recalling it
'cause it kills you.
650
00:35:25,790 --> 00:35:26,710
Oh.
651
00:35:26,791 --> 00:35:28,381
-Does your mom know?
-It was her idea.
652
00:35:28,459 --> 00:35:31,999
God, my crush on Georgia grows every day.
Is that weird?
653
00:35:32,088 --> 00:35:33,378
-Yes.
-Sorry.
654
00:35:35,341 --> 00:35:38,641
♪ And I need to know if… ♪
655
00:35:39,220 --> 00:35:40,180
[girl] Yes!
656
00:35:40,263 --> 00:35:42,973
♪ You'll be gone… ♪
657
00:35:43,057 --> 00:35:44,517
[scattered cheering]
658
00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:48,400
♪ But I guess your silence ♪
659
00:35:49,522 --> 00:35:53,442
♪ Keeps me warm ♪
660
00:35:54,777 --> 00:35:56,987
[raucous cheering]
661
00:36:05,621 --> 00:36:06,911
[inhales sharply]
662
00:36:06,998 --> 00:36:09,038
-Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God!
-What?
663
00:36:09,125 --> 00:36:11,285
She just liked a photo from 2016.
664
00:36:11,377 --> 00:36:13,247
[soulful pop music plays]
665
00:36:16,841 --> 00:36:17,971
I'll be right back.
666
00:36:22,597 --> 00:36:25,267
♪ Did I bring out the worst of you… ♪
667
00:36:26,142 --> 00:36:27,982
Hey, creep. Good to see you.
668
00:36:28,978 --> 00:36:31,478
Uh, your friend Scott,
he, like… [trills lips]
669
00:36:31,564 --> 00:36:32,694
…he was unreal.
670
00:36:32,773 --> 00:36:34,733
Oh, do you know Scott?
671
00:36:34,817 --> 00:36:36,027
Oh…
672
00:36:36,110 --> 00:36:37,070
No.
673
00:36:37,153 --> 00:36:39,863
Oh, so you're actually a stalker.
674
00:36:41,032 --> 00:36:44,452
Yeah, but in, like, a cute way?
675
00:36:45,411 --> 00:36:47,831
Yeah. In a very cute way.
676
00:36:48,581 --> 00:36:50,631
[both chuckle]
677
00:36:50,708 --> 00:36:52,998
♪ …used me for your games ♪
678
00:36:53,085 --> 00:36:55,625
♪ Like the others do… ♪
679
00:36:56,339 --> 00:36:57,719
-[Jordan screeches]
-[Norah laughs]
680
00:36:57,798 --> 00:36:59,338
Hey, uh, can we talk?
681
00:36:59,884 --> 00:37:01,934
I feel like you're maybe mad at me.
682
00:37:02,720 --> 00:37:04,890
You didn't say anything after the photo.
683
00:37:05,932 --> 00:37:08,062
I feel like you don't really like me.
684
00:37:08,142 --> 00:37:09,062
What?
685
00:37:09,602 --> 00:37:11,232
-Are you kidding?
-[Padma] Hey!
686
00:37:12,021 --> 00:37:13,861
Hunter, let's go. We're on next.
687
00:37:13,940 --> 00:37:17,030
♪ …show you where the bodies are ♪
688
00:37:17,985 --> 00:37:20,525
♪ I think they all look pretty ♪
689
00:37:20,613 --> 00:37:23,163
♪ I cut them off real quickly ♪
690
00:37:23,241 --> 00:37:27,251
♪ Can't cover up the open scars ♪
691
00:37:28,162 --> 00:37:30,712
♪ I hope you change your mind and-- ♪
692
00:37:30,790 --> 00:37:32,540
[soft jazz music plays]
693
00:37:38,714 --> 00:37:39,764
Hey.
694
00:37:40,299 --> 00:37:43,759
-Why so glum? The place looks great.
-Yeah, whatever.
695
00:37:45,054 --> 00:37:46,064
[chuckles]
696
00:37:47,223 --> 00:37:48,813
So, this is the Neighborhood Club?
697
00:37:50,184 --> 00:37:52,234
Wellsbury parents will pay for anything.
698
00:38:04,156 --> 00:38:07,156
Attention, everyone!
I have a special announcement.
699
00:38:07,243 --> 00:38:11,503
We are also gonna be doing
a surprise auction!
700
00:38:11,580 --> 00:38:13,370
Yeah!
701
00:38:14,917 --> 00:38:19,587
First up, we have a very special
dinner for two at Blue Farm.
702
00:38:20,256 --> 00:38:22,836
You have this bad habit
of taking away my money.
703
00:38:24,302 --> 00:38:27,012
-It's for the school, right?
-But you don't have kids.
704
00:38:27,096 --> 00:38:29,306
-Do you want the dinner or--
-Thank you so much.
705
00:38:29,390 --> 00:38:33,350
And also, riding lessons!
With real horses.
706
00:38:33,436 --> 00:38:35,096
Do you want my car? My ATM pin?
707
00:38:35,187 --> 00:38:36,517
Do I hear 400?
708
00:38:38,316 --> 00:38:40,816
Uh… 400, looking for 400.
709
00:38:40,901 --> 00:38:42,651
Do I see four hun… Thank you, 400.
710
00:38:42,737 --> 00:38:46,237
Do I see 450? Thank you! Do I see 500?
711
00:38:46,324 --> 00:38:49,914
500 at the back.
Thank you very much. Do I see 550?
712
00:38:50,411 --> 00:38:52,461
550, going once, going twice.
713
00:38:52,538 --> 00:38:54,168
Sold for $500!
714
00:38:54,248 --> 00:38:56,458
[gasping]
715
00:38:57,626 --> 00:39:01,046
Next up, we have
a very special surprise auction item,
716
00:39:01,130 --> 00:39:03,880
and the auction item is…
717
00:39:04,467 --> 00:39:06,137
principal for the day!
718
00:39:06,218 --> 00:39:07,888
[laughter]
719
00:39:09,347 --> 00:39:11,307
That's right. For one day only,
720
00:39:11,390 --> 00:39:15,730
your child will temporarily step into
the shoes of principal at their school.
721
00:39:15,811 --> 00:39:18,521
It's a high honor for one kid only.
722
00:39:19,231 --> 00:39:21,401
Bidding starts at…
723
00:39:21,484 --> 00:39:22,654
1,000.
724
00:39:23,527 --> 00:39:24,527
[Nick] Uh, yes, OK.
725
00:39:24,612 --> 00:39:26,362
-Do I see 1,000?
-Lizzie would love this.
726
00:39:26,447 --> 00:39:28,367
[Nick] I see one. Thank you. Do I see two?
727
00:39:28,449 --> 00:39:29,949
My Jackie's a future leader.
728
00:39:30,034 --> 00:39:33,664
Two. Thank you. Do I see three?
I see you there, three. Do I see four?
729
00:39:33,746 --> 00:39:36,326
Four in the back. Thank you.
OK, do I see five?
730
00:39:36,415 --> 00:39:40,285
Five? We're up to 5,000.
Do we go for six? 6,000.
731
00:39:40,378 --> 00:39:43,838
Thank you! Do I see seven?
7,000! Do I see eight?
732
00:39:43,923 --> 00:39:45,593
Eight! I see you there. Nine!
733
00:39:45,674 --> 00:39:48,684
Do I see te-- Ten! Thank you very much.
Do I see 11?
734
00:39:49,428 --> 00:39:50,428
No?
735
00:39:51,013 --> 00:39:53,973
Sold for $10,000!
736
00:39:54,058 --> 00:39:56,558
-[Nick giggles]
-[crowd murmurs appreciatively]
737
00:39:59,563 --> 00:40:00,563
[Nick chuckles]
738
00:40:01,107 --> 00:40:04,357
This just in!
We have another principal for the day.
739
00:40:04,985 --> 00:40:06,565
We can have two winners.
740
00:40:06,654 --> 00:40:09,954
Sold at ten grand each.
Congratulations, ladies.
741
00:40:10,032 --> 00:40:11,372
-OK.
-[scattered whooping]
742
00:40:15,496 --> 00:40:19,496
Ladies and gentlemen, we still have
one item left up on the docket,
743
00:40:19,583 --> 00:40:22,293
and that is Cynthia Fuller's
famous cheesecake.
744
00:40:23,629 --> 00:40:24,759
Oh.
745
00:40:26,340 --> 00:40:27,340
[Cynthia chuckles]
746
00:40:27,842 --> 00:40:29,092
You know what?
747
00:40:29,176 --> 00:40:31,886
I know how hard
my friend Cynthia worked on this.
748
00:40:31,971 --> 00:40:34,601
I'm not leavin' here without it.
I bid 100 bucks.
749
00:40:34,682 --> 00:40:38,352
Good night, everyone,
and thank you for a legendary event.
750
00:40:40,688 --> 00:40:42,398
[crowd murmurs indistinctly]
751
00:40:42,481 --> 00:40:44,981
Principal for the day? Inspired.
752
00:40:45,067 --> 00:40:46,107
[Georgia chuckles]
753
00:40:50,614 --> 00:40:53,204
In ten minutes,
we quadrupled what we did last year.
754
00:40:54,452 --> 00:40:56,582
You continue to surprise me, Georgia.
755
00:40:57,455 --> 00:40:59,825
A woman ill-prepared
is set up for failure.
756
00:40:59,915 --> 00:41:00,955
[chuckles softly]
757
00:41:03,502 --> 00:41:04,502
[clicks tongue]
758
00:41:06,297 --> 00:41:07,257
What?
759
00:41:09,633 --> 00:41:11,683
-What?
-Uh… [chuckles]
760
00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:14,050
-[man] Mr. Mayor, can I borrow you?
-[Paul] Of course, yes.
761
00:41:15,473 --> 00:41:17,643
-I'm sorry. Duty calls.
-[Georgia] Hmm.
762
00:41:24,356 --> 00:41:27,106
-Congratulations!
-[Georgia giggles]
763
00:41:27,193 --> 00:41:29,323
-Did that guy talk to you?
-What guy?
764
00:41:29,403 --> 00:41:32,493
The guy who was interested in your house.
He was here tonight.
765
00:41:33,157 --> 00:41:36,077
-[woman] Ellen Baker?
-[Ellen] Oh, hi!
766
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:37,700
How are you?
767
00:41:37,786 --> 00:41:39,156
I love your dress!
768
00:41:41,207 --> 00:41:42,747
[microphone feedback]
769
00:41:44,502 --> 00:41:49,092
So, I'm not normally
the one who sings the songs. [chuckles]
770
00:41:49,173 --> 00:41:51,303
I leave that up
to the very talented Padma.
771
00:41:51,383 --> 00:41:52,843
[man in crowd] Yeah, Padma.
772
00:41:52,927 --> 00:41:55,967
[Hunter] But tonight
I'm making an exception.
773
00:41:57,348 --> 00:41:59,178
Something happened to me recently,
774
00:41:59,266 --> 00:42:00,226
or rather…
775
00:42:00,726 --> 00:42:01,726
someone happened.
776
00:42:03,562 --> 00:42:05,232
Ginny, something's happening.
777
00:42:05,314 --> 00:42:06,274
[Hunter] Ginny Miller…
778
00:42:06,774 --> 00:42:08,114
this song's for you.
779
00:42:08,192 --> 00:42:10,902
This is the most romantic thing
that's happened to me.
780
00:42:10,986 --> 00:42:15,276
♪ I can barely breathe when you are near ♪
781
00:42:16,742 --> 00:42:21,292
♪ And I'm really, really, really scared
You're gonna disappear ♪
782
00:42:21,372 --> 00:42:25,172
♪ I can't breathe when you are near… ♪
783
00:42:25,251 --> 00:42:26,711
[whooping in crowd]
784
00:42:37,763 --> 00:42:40,683
♪ I don't know how to tell you ♪
785
00:42:42,643 --> 00:42:45,443
♪ There's a million things I want to say ♪
786
00:42:46,021 --> 00:42:49,821
♪ From the moment I met you
My heart grew ♪
787
00:42:52,444 --> 00:42:55,074
♪ And I think of you every day ♪
788
00:42:55,155 --> 00:42:57,315
-♪ I can barely breathe… ♪
-[Maxine squeals]
789
00:42:57,408 --> 00:42:59,658
♪ When you are near… ♪
790
00:42:59,743 --> 00:43:00,953
[Maxine fake sobs]
791
00:43:01,036 --> 00:43:03,406
♪ My life was in the darkness ♪
792
00:43:03,497 --> 00:43:05,417
♪ And you suddenly appeared ♪
793
00:43:05,499 --> 00:43:09,039
-♪ You say words that I wanna hear… ♪
-[Abby and Norah giggle]
794
00:43:09,962 --> 00:43:14,302
♪ I can barely breathe when you are near ♪
795
00:43:17,136 --> 00:43:19,756
♪ You're everything and more to me ♪
796
00:43:21,890 --> 00:43:24,890
♪ It's all I wanted you to know ♪
797
00:43:26,812 --> 00:43:29,362
♪ And when I hold you tightly ♪
798
00:43:31,650 --> 00:43:34,900
♪ I'll never let you go ♪
799
00:43:34,987 --> 00:43:39,197
♪ I can't breathe when you are near ♪
800
00:43:40,326 --> 00:43:44,826
♪ And I really, really wanna
Drown your worries and your fears ♪
801
00:43:44,913 --> 00:43:48,923
[harmonizing] ♪ With you, I cry no tears ♪
802
00:43:49,001 --> 00:43:53,591
♪ And I can barely breathe
When you are near ♪
803
00:43:59,845 --> 00:44:02,555
[crowd cheers loudly]
804
00:44:05,559 --> 00:44:07,269
[giggles]
805
00:44:12,191 --> 00:44:14,781
[country music plays faintly in car]
806
00:44:14,860 --> 00:44:17,490
♪ But here in the dark ♪
807
00:44:17,988 --> 00:44:20,868
♪ I fall apart ♪
808
00:44:21,617 --> 00:44:24,287
♪ Ripped at the seams, my jeans lay… ♪
809
00:44:25,829 --> 00:44:28,329
[Cynthia screams]
810
00:44:28,415 --> 00:44:29,745
[horn blares]
811
00:44:29,833 --> 00:44:31,463
[soft rock music plays]
812
00:44:32,044 --> 00:44:35,054
♪ Give a little and it goes away… ♪
813
00:44:36,340 --> 00:44:37,680
I loved the song.
814
00:44:38,550 --> 00:44:41,800
I read all of Pride and Prejudice
just so we could talk about it.
815
00:44:42,888 --> 00:44:46,478
I'm, like, really behind on my homework.
That, mixed with the song, and--
816
00:44:46,558 --> 00:44:48,098
I feel like an idiot.
817
00:44:48,185 --> 00:44:49,435
About the picture,
818
00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:52,400
I just wanted you to know
that I respected you. [chuckles]
819
00:44:53,315 --> 00:44:57,645
OK, but I put myself out there,
and I just felt judged.
820
00:44:58,529 --> 00:45:01,569
Shit. I didn't think of it like that.
821
00:45:01,657 --> 00:45:02,697
I'm sorry.
822
00:45:04,743 --> 00:45:06,703
I just want you to think that I'm hot.
823
00:45:06,787 --> 00:45:07,907
Believe me,
824
00:45:08,831 --> 00:45:09,961
I think you're hot.
825
00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:11,000
♪ …all right ♪
826
00:45:13,293 --> 00:45:14,923
♪ It's all right ♪
827
00:45:15,003 --> 00:45:16,963
♪ I've had enough ♪
828
00:45:17,047 --> 00:45:18,757
-♪ It's all right ♪
-[Hunter chuckles]
829
00:45:19,675 --> 00:45:20,675
[car door closes]
830
00:45:23,887 --> 00:45:25,637
[tense music plays]
831
00:45:37,735 --> 00:45:38,605
[sighs]
832
00:45:39,611 --> 00:45:40,611
[sighs]
833
00:45:43,782 --> 00:45:46,082
[clicks tongue]
You've gotta be shittin' me.
834
00:45:47,119 --> 00:45:49,959
[Ginny] I used to think
my mom was an expert at men,
835
00:45:50,497 --> 00:45:53,207
but now I think
she might not know how to love.
836
00:45:53,751 --> 00:45:58,421
The only man I've ever seen her truly love
is my dad, and that never ends well.
837
00:45:59,173 --> 00:46:01,723
You can't fall in love
if you always have your guard up.
838
00:46:02,217 --> 00:46:05,427
-[Hunter] Lydia is a trope of frivolity.
-[Ginny] That's where you're wrong.
839
00:46:05,512 --> 00:46:09,222
She didn't know Wickham was a dick clown.
She thought she was marrying for love.
840
00:46:09,308 --> 00:46:11,268
That was totally feminist for the time.
841
00:46:11,351 --> 00:46:14,441
At least we can agree,
Wickham is a dick clown. [chuckles]
842
00:46:14,938 --> 00:46:16,728
-♪ I tell you lies… ♪
-[clears throat]
843
00:46:16,815 --> 00:46:19,855
♪ You think I'm broken on the inside… ♪
844
00:46:19,943 --> 00:46:22,033
Hunter… I presume.
845
00:46:22,112 --> 00:46:24,742
[sighs] Be nice. Be normal. I beg you.
846
00:46:26,074 --> 00:46:28,874
-How was Battle of the Bands?
-Amazing. Hunter won.
847
00:46:28,952 --> 00:46:30,872
-[Georgia] Oh!
-[Hunter chuckles]
848
00:46:30,954 --> 00:46:32,124
How was Casino Night?
849
00:46:33,165 --> 00:46:35,075
You know, it was pretty amazin'.
850
00:46:35,793 --> 00:46:37,713
♪ I'm bleeding now ♪
851
00:46:37,795 --> 00:46:41,835
♪ I tell you secrets, I tell you lies ♪
852
00:46:41,924 --> 00:46:46,144
♪ You think I'm broken on the inside ♪
853
00:46:46,220 --> 00:46:48,260
♪ We've played this game twice ♪
854
00:46:48,347 --> 00:46:50,137
♪ I won't play nice ♪
855
00:46:50,224 --> 00:46:52,854
♪ You can't take me down ♪
856
00:46:54,728 --> 00:46:56,688
♪ Baby, roll the dice ♪
857
00:46:56,772 --> 00:46:58,022
♪ Let fate decide ♪
858
00:46:58,106 --> 00:47:01,066
♪ I'm not losing now ♪
859
00:47:01,610 --> 00:47:03,320
♪ I need to win ♪
860
00:47:05,989 --> 00:47:07,569
♪ I need to win ♪
861
00:47:11,119 --> 00:47:13,289
-♪ You spin the wheel… ♪
-[phone vibrates]
862
00:47:13,372 --> 00:47:15,292
♪ I'll throw the knives ♪
863
00:47:15,374 --> 00:47:19,424
♪ Head in a fever, bottles on ice ♪
864
00:47:19,503 --> 00:47:23,633
♪ I tell you secrets, I tell you lies ♪
865
00:47:23,715 --> 00:47:26,675
♪ You think I'm broken on the inside… ♪
866
00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:27,640
[Georgia] Do it.
867
00:47:28,929 --> 00:47:30,059
Do what, Georgia?
868
00:47:31,181 --> 00:47:33,061
There was a moment earlier.
869
00:47:34,268 --> 00:47:35,688
[sighs]
870
00:47:36,436 --> 00:47:38,646
♪ Baby, roll the dice… ♪
871
00:47:38,730 --> 00:47:39,650
You work for me.
872
00:47:39,731 --> 00:47:42,571
I like you,
and that doesn't happen for me a lot.
873
00:47:42,651 --> 00:47:44,281
Or ever, really, so…
874
00:47:45,153 --> 00:47:45,993
Do it.
875
00:47:46,071 --> 00:47:47,071
[chuckles]
876
00:47:47,155 --> 00:47:50,655
♪ I need to, I need
I need to, I need to, need to win… ♪
877
00:47:50,742 --> 00:47:53,752
Georgia Miller,
would you like to go to dinner with me?
878
00:47:53,829 --> 00:47:55,249
I can't! I work for you!
879
00:47:55,330 --> 00:47:58,040
-[Georgia] Erica! Erica! I need HR!
-[chuckles]
880
00:47:58,876 --> 00:47:59,876
[Paul chuckles]
881
00:47:59,960 --> 00:48:01,130
I'd love to.
882
00:48:01,211 --> 00:48:02,881
OK. Great.
883
00:48:04,298 --> 00:48:07,218
I do have to talk to Erica.
There's a code of conduct form.
884
00:48:07,301 --> 00:48:08,641
[chuckles]
885
00:48:08,719 --> 00:48:11,599
Did you see Cynthia's face tonight
when I bid on her cake?
886
00:48:11,722 --> 00:48:14,222
[Paul] I did. Oh, it was glorious.
887
00:48:15,642 --> 00:48:17,312
♪ I need to, I need to ♪
888
00:48:17,811 --> 00:48:21,401
♪ I need to, I need to
I need, I need to, I need to ♪
889
00:48:21,481 --> 00:48:24,481
♪ I need, I need to
I need to, need to win ♪
890
00:48:26,028 --> 00:48:27,488
♪ I need to, I need to ♪
891
00:48:27,571 --> 00:48:29,701
♪ I need, I need to, I need to ♪
892
00:48:29,781 --> 00:48:32,911
♪ I need, I need to
I need to, need to win… ♪
893
00:48:33,452 --> 00:48:35,582
[Ginny]
Because if you let your guard down…
894
00:48:36,955 --> 00:48:38,035
anyone can get in.
895
00:48:38,123 --> 00:48:41,423
♪ I need, I need to
I need to, need to win ♪
896
00:48:43,462 --> 00:48:45,882
♪ I went to see the doc ♪
897
00:48:45,964 --> 00:48:48,134
♪ When the school bell rang ♪
898
00:48:48,216 --> 00:48:50,216
♪ My mind's all ablur ♪
899
00:48:50,928 --> 00:48:52,798
♪ Can't focus on anything ♪
900
00:48:53,472 --> 00:48:55,852
♪ She said not to stress ♪
901
00:48:55,933 --> 00:48:58,143
♪ All the kids go through this ♪
902
00:48:58,226 --> 00:49:03,226
♪ She opened my hand
And gave me an Adderall ♪
903
00:49:03,315 --> 00:49:05,525
♪ And it keeps me high ♪
904
00:49:06,401 --> 00:49:07,861
♪ All the time ♪
905
00:49:08,445 --> 00:49:13,325
♪ But not the high that eases my mind ♪
906
00:49:13,408 --> 00:49:15,578
♪ When I walk the halls ♪
907
00:49:15,661 --> 00:49:18,161
♪ And somebody calls ♪
908
00:49:18,246 --> 00:49:20,206
♪ I hear their voice ♪
909
00:49:20,290 --> 00:49:23,880
♪ But it all sounds like noise ♪
910
00:49:30,592 --> 00:49:33,302
♪ My brain's on Adderall ♪
911
00:49:33,387 --> 00:49:35,387
♪ When it keeps me high ♪
912
00:49:36,181 --> 00:49:38,481
♪ All the time ♪
913
00:49:38,558 --> 00:49:40,018
♪ I wanna fly ♪
914
00:49:40,602 --> 00:49:43,112
♪ But my brain's on Adderall ♪
915
00:49:43,188 --> 00:49:45,518
♪ Oh, oh ♪
916
00:49:45,607 --> 00:49:51,947
♪ My brain's on Adderall ♪
917
00:49:52,781 --> 00:49:55,451
[jaunty theme music plays]
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