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[indistinct chattering, giggling]
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Oh my gosh. [laughs]
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[girl] My mom had me
when she was my age, 15.
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So, I got the sex talk
when I was only seven.
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But it wasn't your typical
birds and bees crap.
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Then again,
there's not much typical about my mom.
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Uh… you have a pen I could borrow?
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[mom] Sex. Men want it.
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-And they think you should give it to 'em.
-Thank you.
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[mom] But you should never give anything
unless you're gettin' somethin' in return.
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-[boy] Hi.
-Hey.
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[mom] You can get two things
from sex with a man.
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Passion or power.
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You're such a loser!
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[mom] You better make sure
you're gettin' somethin'.
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Otherwise, you're just gettin' screwed.
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Oh, and use a condom.
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[girl] Mom never lets her guard down.
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She's always in control.
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It was a really effective sex talk.
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-I'm still a virgin.
-[woman] Virginia Miller.
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Can I talk to you in the hall?
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Virginia…
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-It's Ginny.
-[woman sighs]
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[woman] Your stepfather's
been in an accident.
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Your mom's on her way here
with your brother.
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I'm so sorry, honey.
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He didn't make it.
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[somber country music plays]
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[woman 1] Poor Amber Lynn. I know
they had their problems with the divorce,
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but still, she must be devastated.
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Have you seen the new wife?
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Who shows that much cleavage at a funeral?
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-Tacky.
-[woman 1 scoffs]
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-Oh!
-Oops. Pardon me. I tripped.
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[woman 1 scoffs]
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[indistinct chattering]
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Kenny was the best.
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The best.
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[sniffles] After being a single mother
for so long,
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he was like a godsend.
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And he was wonderful
with Virginia and Austin.
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He treated 'em like his very own.
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Well, they weren't his own,
yet they're gettin' all his money.
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Giving poor Davey's inheritance
to that… trash.
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He was a bastard.
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He was a generous angel,
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and I can't believe he's gone.
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[Ginny] Passion, power, men, sex.
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I'll take her word for it.
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She's the expert.
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I'm nothing like my mom.
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[jaunty theme music plays]
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♪ Never admit to a word when she say ♪
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♪ And if she claims
And you tell her baby no way ♪
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-♪ But she caught me on the counter ♪
-♪ It wasn't me ♪
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-♪ Saw me bangin' on the sofa ♪
-♪ It wasn't me ♪
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-♪ I even had her in the shower ♪
-♪ It wasn't me ♪
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-♪ She even caught me on camera ♪
-[Austin] ♪ It was-- ♪
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Hey!
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Sorry. Do you think this song's
appropriate for a nine-year-old?
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Please. He doesn't understand any of it.
Austin, what's this song about?
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Doing it on the bathroom floor,
getting caught
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and lying so you don't get in trouble.
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[giggles]
Go back to your Harry Potter game.
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What are you wearing? You look like
Vanessa Hudgens at Rydell High.
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The fact that your Rizzo is Vanessa
and not Stockard
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is literally everything that's wrong
with your generation.
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Stockard is great, OK,
but Vanessa surprised everyone.
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Who knew?
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You like?
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You look like you have gangrene.
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You're gonna like Massachusetts.
It's very patriotic.
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Perfect for a fresh start.
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-You can't get pregnant.
-You know something I don't?
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A baby named Massachusetts or Wellsbury?
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It's child abuse.
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Bury is kinda cute.
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You said we'd be here for a while,
right, Mom? Just the three of us?
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Remember that trip Kenny took us on
to the Great Basin Desert?
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Yeah. It went on and on and on and on.
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Well, Momma's datin' life
is like that desert.
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Nothin' in sight
as far as the eye can see.
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There was nothin' in that desert.
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-Oh! There was nothin' in that desert.
-I'll believe it when I see it.
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You're crabby today!
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What's wrong?
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I'm sad.
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I'm a human having an emotion.
Am I allowed to be sad?
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Sad? You hated Texas.
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Maybe I miss Kenny.
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You hated Kenny.
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♪ Down, down ♪
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♪ Deeper and down ♪
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♪ The rumor burnt ♪
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♪ Straight through the town ♪
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♪ And when it landed ♪
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♪ Everybody thought ♪
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♪ That the truth had been caught ♪
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[distorted] ♪ Down, down ♪
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-♪ Deeper and down ♪
-[gasps]
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-♪ Her reputation began to drown… ♪
-[sighs]
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Hi, Mr. Officer!
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Was that racist?
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That was racist, right?
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Guess we're not leaving that bullshit
in the South.
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What was with you? "Hi, Mr. Officer."
You sound like a bad porn.
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I could use a good pat-down. Been a while.
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Gross.
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Seriously, just gross.
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Scarring. I'm scarred.
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[song continues playing]
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♪ Have you ever been fed up
With the bullshit? ♪
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♪ The whole town is too small
And you don't fit… ♪
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You like it. Ha!
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[chuckles]
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[singsongy] You like it.
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It looks like Paul Revere
boned a pumpkin spice latte.
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♪ With morality
The intent is pure trash ♪
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♪ No recyclables
Who are you to judge… ♪
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Mark my words, we are gonna run this town.
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Run it, burn it to the ground,
flee into the night. Same difference.
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Even the politicians are good-looking.
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He looks like a young JFK.
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Like the desert, right?
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[mom] It's a far cry
from the walk-up in Houston
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and the apartment in New Orleans.
Look at it.
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-It's just ours? Just the three of us?
-Mm-hmm.
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-I'm picking the biggest bedroom!
-[chuckles]
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[mom] Comin'?
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[grunts] No!
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-[mom pants]
-[man grunts]
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-[man grunts]
-[mom screams]
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-Help me! Please help me!
-[man] Come on!
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-[mom screams]
-[man] Shut up!
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[mom pants]
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[man] You little bitch. Come here!
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[man] I'm gonna kill you, Mary!
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[door slams]
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[sobs gently]
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[dog barks]
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[upbeat music plays]
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I wanna know what you were thinking
smoking weed on the side of the road
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in clear view of everyone.
Neighbors, the cops…
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Seriously, I wanna know
what was going through your brain!
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Well, it's legal now.
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Not for you, it isn't.
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You get inside that house.
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You are grounded.
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Acknowledge me, dammit!
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All right, I'm grounded.
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When's dinner though?
'Cause I'm really hungry.
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[screams]
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[sighs]
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Oh shit.
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[woman] Hello! The door's open.
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Come on in!
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Hi there. I'm Ellen Baker.
Welcome to the neighborhood.
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Georgia Miller. And you brought cookies.
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Aren't you a peach?
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You live across the way, right?
I think I saw you drive in earlier.
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-Saw that, did you?
-Mm-hmm.
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-Right. Well…
-[both chuckle]
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OK, get this.
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I'm driving home, and I see him
on the corner, smoking a joint.
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In the middle of the sidewalk!
No shame. Not a care in the world.
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Just gettin' stoned on a Sunday.
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When I was a kid, we had the decency
to use eye drops and be paranoid.
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-I get it. I have a teenager.
-What?
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No way.
What, did you give birth when you were 12?
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Fifteen.
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Shit.
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-Fifteen.
-Yep.
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[Ginny] I dunno, Dad.
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It's a house.
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It's big.
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I'm unpacking now, and it just seems
like an exercise in futility.
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♪ So don't look so surprised ♪
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♪ When I know where you've been… ♪
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What?
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No. Yeah, I'm listening.
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Yeah, Mom's fine.
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♪ Until they're vaporized ♪
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♪ Oh, and all the loss ♪
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♪ Some men, they call the show… ♪
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Um. Hey, Dad? I'll call you back later.
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[Georgia] Peach! I got you a present.
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[gasps]
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Gross.
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Totally, but I thought
you could wear it to school tomorrow.
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I won't be white and bougie
even in a cable-knit sweater.
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What if I put you
in a charcoal infinity scarf?
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This is the new thing you're doing?
Hate on Mom?
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Come on. This isn't us.
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We're like the Gilmore Girls,
but with bigger boobs.
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I'm just tired.
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Big day tomorrow. New school number five.
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I read that stability is crucial
for children in their formative years.
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Maybe that's why
Austin still wets the bed.
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This place is different. I can feel it.
We're gonna put down roots.
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-You said that about Houston.
-I was wrong about Houston.
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-Whatever. It's always the same.
-Try to be more creative!
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This super stereotypical, angsty
teen girl routine you got going on…
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Frankly, it's boring!
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[sighs]
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[sighs]
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I hate it when you're mad at me.
Come here.
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[mom sighs]
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It's me and you against the world, kid.
Remember that.
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That's dramatic. What about Austin?
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Don't be nervous about tomorrow.
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-I'm not.
-[chuckles] Liar.
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I'm not nervous,
but I do need to get a good night's sleep.
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Oh, you're so responsible.
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Sometimes I can't believe
you came out of me.
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Fun visual. Thanks for that.
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[Ginny] Mom, what?
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Nothin'.
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'Night, peach.
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[sighs]
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[distant dog barking]
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[sighs]
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[grunts]
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[sighs deeply]
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♪ I hear the voices in my head… ♪
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-[opens drawer]
-♪ My middle finger's 'bout to pledge… ♪
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-[vibrator buzzes]
-♪ Oh, can't you see that blue and red? ♪
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[sighs]
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♪ Some things are better left unsaid… ♪
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[buzzing stops]
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-♪ I put two gunshots in the air ♪
-[sighs]
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♪ The people scattered everywhere ♪
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♪ But I don't really give a care ♪
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♪ Nope, some things in life ♪
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-♪ Are just unfair… ♪
-[vibrator buzzes]
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♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ I walk upright like a soldier
Yeah, I'm hot like Arizona ♪
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♪ Mix the bacon and the soda
I ain't mixin' bakin' soda ♪
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-♪ Mm, yay, yay, yay… ♪
-[sighs]
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♪ Ain't scared of no rain ♪
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♪ I walk upright like a soldier
Yeah, I'm cold as North Dakota ♪
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♪ Mix the bacon and the soda
I ain't mixin' bakin' soda ♪
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♪ Mm, yay, mm, yay ♪
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♪ Ain't scared of no pain ♪
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♪ I hear the voices in my… ♪
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Come get a taste.
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[woman] Hey, kid! Come here!
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What's your name?
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00:13:37,733 --> 00:13:39,193
[motorcycle engine revs]
250
00:13:39,777 --> 00:13:40,647
Georgia.
251
00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:46,581
Who happened to your face?
252
00:13:49,119 --> 00:13:52,289
I'm gonna give you some advice.
It looks like you need it.
253
00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:54,580
You win more flies with honey,
254
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:56,457
but if you get yourself a bee…
255
00:13:57,753 --> 00:13:58,923
sting first.
256
00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:03,304
[skateboard wheels rolling]
257
00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:14,397
[Georgia whispers] Hey, kid.
258
00:14:16,313 --> 00:14:19,193
-[whispers] Who are you?
-My kids and I moved in across the street.
259
00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:20,275
I hear you have bud.
260
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:24,744
I can't sleep.
That would really help me out right now.
261
00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:27,699
You got bud or not?
262
00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:32,787
Thanks, kid.
263
00:14:33,414 --> 00:14:34,254
It's Marcus.
264
00:14:34,832 --> 00:14:36,212
Don't do drugs, Marcus.
265
00:14:37,793 --> 00:14:38,793
[chuckles lightly]
266
00:14:42,172 --> 00:14:43,512
Is this it?
267
00:14:43,591 --> 00:14:45,221
[clicks tongue] This is nothing.
268
00:14:45,301 --> 00:14:47,681
-Hogwarts makes this look like a joke.
-Yeah.
269
00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:51,516
-Would Harry Potter be scared?
-No, but Ron would.
270
00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:52,979
Yeah. Well, Ron's a pussy.
271
00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:55,559
OK, now, soldier. Ten-hut!
272
00:14:55,644 --> 00:14:59,524
Remember, you win more flies with honey,
but if you get yourself a bee--
273
00:14:59,607 --> 00:15:01,107
Sting first. Crucio!
274
00:15:01,191 --> 00:15:02,361
Oh!
275
00:15:02,443 --> 00:15:04,653
[exaggerated groaning]
276
00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:06,738
Hey.
277
00:15:07,448 --> 00:15:09,948
Hey, hey, hey. It's OK.
278
00:15:11,076 --> 00:15:13,076
You're magic, remember?
279
00:15:13,162 --> 00:15:14,662
[boy] Look at that kid!
280
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:16,827
[boy grunts mockingly]
281
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:17,916
[boys giggle]
282
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:20,091
Get on in there, then.
283
00:15:21,462 --> 00:15:22,712
[woman chuckles]
284
00:15:22,796 --> 00:15:25,216
First day's always the hardest.
I'm Cynthia.
285
00:15:25,299 --> 00:15:28,179
-Georgia Miller.
-[Cynthia] This is Bev and Bhanu.
286
00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:30,430
We thought you were
one of the new teachers.
287
00:15:30,512 --> 00:15:33,182
You look too young to be a mom.
288
00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:36,055
-Oh!
-[Bhanu] I'm sure you get it all the time.
289
00:15:36,143 --> 00:15:38,193
[chuckles] Love your bag.
290
00:15:38,270 --> 00:15:40,560
You moved into that house
on Bradley Street
291
00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:42,608
with the fireplace and crown molding.
292
00:15:42,691 --> 00:15:44,821
-How did you know?
-I'm in real estate.
293
00:15:44,902 --> 00:15:48,242
-Cynthia is the land mogul of Wellsbury.
-[chuckling]
294
00:15:48,322 --> 00:15:52,082
Georgia, what is your feeling
on organic produce?
295
00:15:55,079 --> 00:15:56,749
Organic produce?
296
00:15:56,830 --> 00:15:59,920
What would you say
if you found out the elementary school
297
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:04,250
only offered fast food options
to our children for lunch?
298
00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:07,008
Pizza, chicken nuggets, cheeseburgers.
299
00:16:08,676 --> 00:16:10,546
Sounds like a problem.
300
00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:12,676
I'm so happy to hear you say that.
301
00:16:12,763 --> 00:16:14,973
You have to come
to the school board meeting tomorrow.
302
00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:17,097
I'm hosting it at the neighborhood club.
303
00:16:17,184 --> 00:16:21,154
Paul Randolph will have to pay attention
to us if we show up in force.
304
00:16:21,689 --> 00:16:23,729
-Tell me you'll be there.
-Paul Randolph?
305
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:27,186
The mayor. He runs the town,
but he's not a parent. So…
306
00:16:27,277 --> 00:16:28,487
Say you'll be there.
307
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:30,822
I'll be there.
308
00:16:30,906 --> 00:16:32,116
Amazing.
309
00:16:32,616 --> 00:16:35,576
We need as many outreach moms
making a stink as possible.
310
00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:38,161
-Mm-hmm.
-Anyway… [whispers]
311
00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:39,997
[women talk quietly]
312
00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:41,002
OK.
313
00:16:43,752 --> 00:16:45,842
[girl chuckles]
314
00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:52,513
Virginia, I should warn you. We keep a,
uh, rigorous pace in AP English.
315
00:16:52,594 --> 00:16:54,724
The AP students take this very seriously.
316
00:16:54,805 --> 00:16:57,765
So, if my class proves to be
too much for you,
317
00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:01,560
I suggest you do yourself a favor
and move down to regular English, OK?
318
00:17:01,645 --> 00:17:04,515
I'd hate to see you bite off
more than you could chew.
319
00:17:04,606 --> 00:17:06,566
Uh, we cover all the greats.
320
00:17:06,650 --> 00:17:07,990
Steinbeck, Salinger,
321
00:17:08,068 --> 00:17:11,028
Miller, Homer, Fitzgerald,
322
00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:12,363
Shakespeare, of course.
323
00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:14,778
Um… 16 books total.
324
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,447
-OK?
-It's Ginny.
325
00:17:18,495 --> 00:17:19,615
[Ginny scoffs]
326
00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:21,865
I'm living in a Crest commercial.
327
00:17:21,957 --> 00:17:24,327
[teacher] Welcome back, AP English.
328
00:17:24,418 --> 00:17:29,168
Hiding in the back there, you will find
our new student, Virginia Miller.
329
00:17:29,256 --> 00:17:31,546
I trust you will make her feel welcome.
330
00:17:31,633 --> 00:17:32,553
It's Ginny.
331
00:17:32,634 --> 00:17:35,354
I know it's our first day back
from summer vacation,
332
00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:38,519
but I thought it was
an excellent opportunity for a pop quiz.
333
00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:41,849
Those of you who didn't do
the summer reading of The Crucible
334
00:17:41,935 --> 00:17:44,225
are in for a world of pain.
335
00:17:44,772 --> 00:17:48,112
Uh, don't worry, Virginia,
I don't expect you to have read it.
336
00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:51,360
Oh. Yes, you have a question?
337
00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:54,452
There are 16 books on this syllabus.
338
00:17:54,531 --> 00:17:56,831
Yes. Like I said,
you can always drop down--
339
00:17:56,909 --> 00:18:00,369
Fourteen of them are written by men,
15 were written by white people,
340
00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:04,254
and I'll guess the one Black author
will crop up for Black History Month.
341
00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:05,833
-Am I right?
-[girl gasps]
342
00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:06,838
Excuse me?
343
00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:10,129
I'm very serious
about my education, Mr. Gitten.
344
00:18:10,214 --> 00:18:13,344
I'm worried I might internalize
an ideology that the main viewpoint,
345
00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:16,425
the viewpoint worth studying in class,
the viewpoint of the greats,
346
00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:20,562
is only that of the white male,
thus eradicating my voice as immaterial.
347
00:18:20,641 --> 00:18:23,731
And finally, I'm worried
I won't be stimulated intellectually.
348
00:18:23,811 --> 00:18:24,651
[snickering]
349
00:18:24,728 --> 00:18:26,768
Also, I have read The Crucible,
350
00:18:26,855 --> 00:18:29,185
and I'm confident
I can take the quiz today.
351
00:18:30,484 --> 00:18:32,074
Are you through, Virginia?
352
00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:33,700
No.
353
00:18:34,696 --> 00:18:36,566
-Please call me Ginny.
-[students chuckle]
354
00:18:36,657 --> 00:18:39,787
Well, I don't know how things were done
at your last school,
355
00:18:40,410 --> 00:18:41,250
Ginny,
356
00:18:41,328 --> 00:18:46,288
but here, we don't tolerate
political outbursts and grandstanding
357
00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:49,205
at the expense of your peers' class time.
358
00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:50,504
Yes, Maxine?
359
00:18:50,587 --> 00:18:54,587
Hi. I'm, like, also super concerned
about my subconscious digestion
360
00:18:54,675 --> 00:18:56,965
of the superiority
of the white male perspective.
361
00:18:57,052 --> 00:18:59,852
Also, I have period cramps,
so can I go to the nurse?
362
00:19:00,347 --> 00:19:01,717
[students chuckling]
363
00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:02,847
OK, that's it.
364
00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:06,483
For the rest of the class,
we will be silent and take the pop quiz.
365
00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:09,442
It's worth 10%
of your first semester grade.
366
00:19:09,523 --> 00:19:10,523
[bell rings]
367
00:19:14,611 --> 00:19:15,701
You're new, right?
368
00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:17,905
Just moved in across the street?
369
00:19:19,783 --> 00:19:20,953
It's Monday.
370
00:19:23,036 --> 00:19:23,866
[chuckles]
371
00:19:23,954 --> 00:19:25,834
What cultural wasteland are you from?
372
00:19:26,665 --> 00:19:28,495
Never heard of the band Wednesday?
373
00:19:32,087 --> 00:19:33,087
Yeah, I have.
374
00:19:34,131 --> 00:19:36,551
-They have that one song.
-No, they don't.
375
00:19:37,342 --> 00:19:38,342
They don't exist.
376
00:19:38,969 --> 00:19:41,599
I made 'em up. Grabbed the first shirt
I saw this morning.
377
00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:42,640
Whatever.
378
00:19:43,682 --> 00:19:45,062
I met your mom last night.
379
00:19:45,142 --> 00:19:46,062
[sighs]
380
00:19:46,768 --> 00:19:48,268
She can be very friendly.
381
00:19:48,353 --> 00:19:51,023
Hmm. She asked me for weed.
She wasn't that friendly.
382
00:19:51,106 --> 00:19:53,526
Yeah, well,
she can also be kind of a bitch.
383
00:19:53,609 --> 00:19:56,279
♪ I'm giving up with the make-belief… ♪
384
00:19:56,361 --> 00:19:58,071
[Maxine] Marcus, be gone.
385
00:19:58,155 --> 00:20:01,155
-♪ No one here's being fooled… ♪
-See you around, neighbor.
386
00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:04,697
Sorry about Marcus. He's an asshole.
387
00:20:04,786 --> 00:20:07,746
-Yeah, total asshole.
-Yeah. He's my twin brother.
388
00:20:07,831 --> 00:20:09,291
Oh, I'm sorry. I--
389
00:20:09,374 --> 00:20:12,544
I'm sorry. I should've strangled him
with my umbilical cord in the womb
390
00:20:12,628 --> 00:20:14,168
and done humanity a solid.
391
00:20:16,131 --> 00:20:17,261
Are you coming?
392
00:20:18,091 --> 00:20:20,891
-Uh…
-So, where are you from?
393
00:20:20,969 --> 00:20:23,259
-Texas.
-Texas. That's so exotic.
394
00:20:23,347 --> 00:20:24,847
-Are you straight?
-What?
395
00:20:24,932 --> 00:20:28,102
Gay, straight, them, they?
Do they even let you be gay in Texas?
396
00:20:28,185 --> 00:20:29,515
Um, I'm straight.
397
00:20:29,603 --> 00:20:32,653
Ugh! That's such a bummer.
There are no good gays here.
398
00:20:33,565 --> 00:20:36,565
You are going to love my friends, OK?
399
00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:39,492
So that's Norah,
that's Jordan, that's Brodie,
400
00:20:39,571 --> 00:20:41,491
that's Hunter, and this is Abby.
401
00:20:41,573 --> 00:20:43,203
Guys, this is Ginny.
402
00:20:43,283 --> 00:20:45,703
She is my new neighbor. She's from Texas.
403
00:20:45,786 --> 00:20:48,786
I'm in love with her,
so you need to worship her and be nice.
404
00:20:48,872 --> 00:20:49,832
Um, howdy.
405
00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:51,575
-[Ginny chuckles]
-Howdy.
406
00:20:52,167 --> 00:20:52,997
[Maxine] God!
407
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:54,745
I love southern accents.
408
00:20:54,836 --> 00:20:57,256
I feel like
you could say the nastiest shit,
409
00:20:57,339 --> 00:20:59,799
and it would still sound
all sweet and charming
410
00:20:59,883 --> 00:21:02,223
like you were offering me lemonade,
you know?
411
00:21:02,302 --> 00:21:03,142
Like…
412
00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:04,930
[southern accent] I'll cut your face!
413
00:21:05,013 --> 00:21:07,103
[normal accent] See? It's still charming.
414
00:21:07,182 --> 00:21:09,942
[chuckles] And your skin is flawless.
Do you jade roll?
415
00:21:10,018 --> 00:21:13,358
Oh, sorry. Is that like when white girls
touch Black girls' hair?
416
00:21:13,438 --> 00:21:16,778
If I'm being a dick, it's 'cause
we have more Starbucks than Black people.
417
00:21:16,858 --> 00:21:18,738
Why'd you move to Wellsbury?
418
00:21:18,819 --> 00:21:20,069
Um, my stepdad died.
419
00:21:21,655 --> 00:21:22,985
Oh, it's fine.
420
00:21:23,073 --> 00:21:24,493
Well, how did he die?
421
00:21:24,574 --> 00:21:26,244
Um… car accident.
422
00:21:26,827 --> 00:21:28,867
Well, heart attack, then car accident.
423
00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:30,964
That's horrible. Was anyone else hurt?
424
00:21:31,039 --> 00:21:33,579
Was he on the highway?
Was he on a motorcycle?
425
00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:36,747
[gasps] I saw the most gruesome
motorcycle accident one time.
426
00:21:36,837 --> 00:21:40,127
This guy's arm was literally
four lanes away from the rest of him.
427
00:21:40,215 --> 00:21:42,005
Know what? My stupid idiot twin,
428
00:21:42,092 --> 00:21:44,592
he's probably gonna end up
the exact same way.
429
00:21:44,678 --> 00:21:47,808
He bought a motorcycle,
which is more pathetic than it sounds
430
00:21:47,889 --> 00:21:51,559
because our birthday isn't until December,
which is when he could ride it.
431
00:21:51,643 --> 00:21:55,403
By that point, the roads'll be all icy.
He'll probably just die immediately.
432
00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:57,770
-Chill, Max.
-[Maxine scoffs]
433
00:21:59,901 --> 00:22:03,161
Oh! I didn't mean to, like,
bring up painful memories for you.
434
00:22:03,238 --> 00:22:05,948
I love all that gruesome shit, you know?
I'm so morbid.
435
00:22:06,033 --> 00:22:09,123
I've seen every episode of SVU,
and I only listen to podcasts
436
00:22:09,202 --> 00:22:12,622
about girls like me getting
brutally murdered. Want some yogurt?
437
00:22:12,706 --> 00:22:14,496
-Uh--
-[Maxine] You know what?
438
00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:16,843
You're right. The food here is crap.
439
00:22:16,918 --> 00:22:19,248
Let's sneak off campus and get some tacos.
440
00:22:21,423 --> 00:22:22,803
Come. Seriously.
441
00:22:29,973 --> 00:22:32,103
Mm. Hello again, JFK.
442
00:22:33,810 --> 00:22:35,060
Thanks, Joe.
443
00:22:35,562 --> 00:22:37,562
-[Joe] Do I know you?
-I don't know. Do you?
444
00:22:37,647 --> 00:22:38,647
[chuckles]
445
00:22:39,441 --> 00:22:41,111
Right. Name tag. Duh!
446
00:22:41,735 --> 00:22:44,735
With City Hall there,
I imagine you do a killing at lunch.
447
00:22:44,821 --> 00:22:48,081
-I bet they all just filter right in.
-Yeah. And you are?
448
00:22:48,158 --> 00:22:50,908
Hey, Joe. Just picking up my usual.
449
00:22:50,994 --> 00:22:52,504
To go. Again.
450
00:22:53,246 --> 00:22:54,746
Already got it ready. Marie!
451
00:22:56,458 --> 00:22:58,288
-[man] Thank you, Marie.
-You got it.
452
00:22:58,794 --> 00:22:59,754
OK.
453
00:22:59,836 --> 00:23:01,166
-[Georgia] Oh!
-Oh!
454
00:23:01,254 --> 00:23:03,474
No! Oh, I'm so clumsy.
455
00:23:03,548 --> 00:23:05,378
-Are you OK?
-Georgia.
456
00:23:06,718 --> 00:23:07,838
Paul Randolph. Mayor.
457
00:23:08,512 --> 00:23:10,142
That was instinct. I'm so sorry.
458
00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:13,482
I've forgotten how to introduce myself
like a human. Let me start over.
459
00:23:13,558 --> 00:23:14,518
[giggles]
460
00:23:14,601 --> 00:23:16,601
Hi, I'm Paul.
461
00:23:16,686 --> 00:23:19,856
I can't believe this is
the first impression I'm making.
462
00:23:19,940 --> 00:23:21,020
I just moved to town.
463
00:23:21,108 --> 00:23:23,488
You have to let me buy you another
of whatever--
464
00:23:23,568 --> 00:23:24,688
No. I'm sure it's--
465
00:23:24,778 --> 00:23:28,028
I insist. You must have lunch with me.
Let me make it up to you.
466
00:23:28,115 --> 00:23:31,615
And I'll have someone to talk to!
His usual, Joe. Thank you!
467
00:23:31,701 --> 00:23:32,661
Uh…
468
00:23:34,204 --> 00:23:35,254
Um…
469
00:23:35,330 --> 00:23:38,000
You know what?
I usually just eat at my desk,
470
00:23:38,083 --> 00:23:38,923
so…
471
00:23:41,795 --> 00:23:42,795
But why not?
472
00:23:42,879 --> 00:23:43,879
You know what?
473
00:23:43,964 --> 00:23:44,974
[claps] All right.
474
00:23:45,966 --> 00:23:46,796
Georgia.
475
00:23:46,883 --> 00:23:48,473
-Mayor Paul.
-[Paul] Uh…
476
00:23:48,552 --> 00:23:50,302
-No. Just Paul.
-[Georgia] Hmm.
477
00:23:50,387 --> 00:23:51,847
Just Paul. Listen… [chuckles]
478
00:23:51,930 --> 00:23:56,060
…I know you're new here, but you already
stumbled upon the town's best-kept secret.
479
00:23:56,143 --> 00:23:59,693
You see, Joe, the owner,
he owns a farm just outside of town.
480
00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:03,320
-Singing my praises, Paul?
-No, I'm exposing you.
481
00:24:04,359 --> 00:24:08,159
See, he hires a bunch of college kids
to run the farm for college credit
482
00:24:08,238 --> 00:24:12,238
to the school of agriculture,
then he gets kids to run the restaurant
483
00:24:12,325 --> 00:24:14,035
for credit to the culinary school.
484
00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:15,949
It is a tremendous scam,
485
00:24:16,037 --> 00:24:17,117
but the hummus…
486
00:24:17,914 --> 00:24:18,924
is outrageous.
487
00:24:19,583 --> 00:24:21,423
I appreciate a good scam.
488
00:24:22,043 --> 00:24:23,093
Back at ya.
489
00:24:24,546 --> 00:24:25,956
[women giggling]
490
00:24:26,047 --> 00:24:28,427
Everyone here is just so happy.
491
00:24:28,508 --> 00:24:30,428
It's a front. They're all miserable.
492
00:24:30,510 --> 00:24:34,390
Everyone's just slowly marching inevitably
and irrevocably closer to death.
493
00:24:34,473 --> 00:24:37,063
Also, I totally saw
Hunter checking you out earlier.
494
00:24:37,142 --> 00:24:38,892
It was very cute. [chuckles]
495
00:24:40,103 --> 00:24:40,983
Ginny?
496
00:24:42,105 --> 00:24:43,105
That's my mom.
497
00:24:43,190 --> 00:24:47,740
-[Maxine gasps] No! Are her boobs real?
-[Ginny] Who's that guy she's talking to?
498
00:24:47,819 --> 00:24:51,869
[scoffs] That's Mayor Paul "waiting for
my Bachelor casting call" Randolph.
499
00:24:51,948 --> 00:24:54,408
All the thirsty moms
throw their twats at him.
500
00:24:54,910 --> 00:24:56,240
Let's get out of here.
501
00:24:56,745 --> 00:25:00,665
This is really nice. I don't get
to just sit and enjoy lunch anymore.
502
00:25:00,749 --> 00:25:02,879
It is a complete madhouse over there.
503
00:25:02,959 --> 00:25:06,709
It's usually Chinese takeout and lunch
with my campaign manager, Nick,
504
00:25:06,796 --> 00:25:09,296
who is just relentless.
505
00:25:09,382 --> 00:25:12,342
[chuckles] You know, this might be fate.
506
00:25:12,427 --> 00:25:15,057
-[Paul] What?
-I'd love to get a job in town.
507
00:25:15,138 --> 00:25:16,968
Help me meet more people. Keep busy.
508
00:25:17,474 --> 00:25:19,434
We could try it out, just a few weeks.
509
00:25:19,518 --> 00:25:20,688
[Paul] Um…
510
00:25:20,769 --> 00:25:21,689
[chuckles]
511
00:25:21,770 --> 00:25:25,440
OK. Uh… Well, Georgia,
do you have any experience in politics?
512
00:25:26,149 --> 00:25:30,489
Not exactly, but I can help.
I've supported myself since I was 15.
513
00:25:30,570 --> 00:25:33,570
I'm smart, I'm capable,
I'm a fast learner, and resourceful.
514
00:25:33,657 --> 00:25:37,117
You give me lemons, you'll have lemonade,
lemon pie, and lemon meringue.
515
00:25:38,161 --> 00:25:40,331
I'm sorry. This card was declined.
516
00:25:40,413 --> 00:25:42,373
-What?
-Do you have another I can try?
517
00:25:42,457 --> 00:25:44,247
-Just use this one.
-[Georgia] Um…
518
00:25:44,834 --> 00:25:45,964
[Paul] Um…
519
00:25:46,044 --> 00:25:50,924
Georgia, I'm sure you can do all
of the things, you know, with the lemons,
520
00:25:51,007 --> 00:25:53,677
but I'm not really hiring right now,
521
00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:55,430
and I've already got Nick, so…
522
00:25:55,512 --> 00:25:56,932
Oh, Nick's relentless.
523
00:25:57,806 --> 00:25:58,806
I'm sorry.
524
00:26:00,308 --> 00:26:02,518
Of course. Was only a thought.
525
00:26:03,478 --> 00:26:05,058
[kids chatter, giggle]
526
00:26:05,146 --> 00:26:06,106
[Georgia] Hey.
527
00:26:10,402 --> 00:26:13,152
What's wrong? Where are your glasses?
528
00:26:13,238 --> 00:26:14,238
Can we go?
529
00:26:15,824 --> 00:26:16,954
Who did this?
530
00:26:17,033 --> 00:26:18,033
Show me.
531
00:26:19,619 --> 00:26:23,039
Looks like the apple doesn't fall far
from the rotten tree.
532
00:26:23,123 --> 00:26:24,923
Look at me. You're magic.
533
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,840
Screw that asshole. He's a bee.
534
00:26:27,711 --> 00:26:29,251
And what do we do to bees?
535
00:26:41,891 --> 00:26:42,891
For the bees.
536
00:26:43,810 --> 00:26:44,810
Come on.
537
00:26:45,895 --> 00:26:47,265
[door opens]
538
00:26:48,023 --> 00:26:49,863
[rock music plays on jukebox]
539
00:26:54,154 --> 00:26:55,704
Hey there, little lady.
540
00:26:56,489 --> 00:26:58,369
Hey there, big fat guy.
541
00:26:58,450 --> 00:27:01,750
-[chuckles] Feisty, ain't you?
-[Georgia] Oh, you're sittin' down.
542
00:27:02,370 --> 00:27:05,000
That's fun. We are havin' fun.
543
00:27:09,085 --> 00:27:11,795
-[woman] She told you, Marty!
-[Marty chuckles]
544
00:27:15,467 --> 00:27:17,047
Wanna buy me one of those?
545
00:27:18,053 --> 00:27:20,143
Zion. How old are you?
546
00:27:20,221 --> 00:27:21,221
How old are you?
547
00:27:21,306 --> 00:27:23,926
Seventeen, but it doesn't matter.
548
00:27:24,684 --> 00:27:25,814
The real question is,
549
00:27:25,894 --> 00:27:27,444
how old is Devon Fisher?
550
00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:30,900
Devon Fisher's 21
and does not secure his belongings
551
00:27:30,982 --> 00:27:33,442
when he and his girlfriend
skinny-dip at Yosemite.
552
00:27:33,526 --> 00:27:34,486
Yosemite?
553
00:27:34,569 --> 00:27:35,819
I'm on a road trip.
554
00:27:35,904 --> 00:27:36,954
Finding myself.
555
00:27:37,697 --> 00:27:39,317
It's all very Jack Kerouac.
556
00:27:41,368 --> 00:27:42,408
Kerouac, On the Road.
557
00:27:43,870 --> 00:27:45,660
Hey, come on. How old are you?
558
00:27:48,958 --> 00:27:49,788
Fair enough.
559
00:27:53,922 --> 00:27:55,972
You know the problem
with an eye for an eye?
560
00:27:56,049 --> 00:27:57,719
Makes the whole world blind?
561
00:27:58,760 --> 00:27:59,970
They go for the eye,
562
00:28:01,054 --> 00:28:02,264
you go for the hand.
563
00:28:06,643 --> 00:28:07,693
[Georgia] Austin!
564
00:28:07,769 --> 00:28:10,149
Found the superglue to fix your glasses.
565
00:28:12,273 --> 00:28:13,113
Honey?
566
00:28:18,405 --> 00:28:19,445
[sighs]
567
00:28:26,371 --> 00:28:28,251
♪ Down, down ♪
568
00:28:28,331 --> 00:28:30,211
-♪ Deeper and down… ♪
-[sighs]
569
00:28:31,334 --> 00:28:33,094
♪ The rumor burnt ♪
570
00:28:33,169 --> 00:28:35,169
♪ Straight through the town ♪
571
00:28:35,255 --> 00:28:37,665
♪ And when it landed ♪
572
00:28:37,757 --> 00:28:40,507
♪ Everybody thought ♪
573
00:28:41,511 --> 00:28:44,931
-♪ That the truth had been caught… ♪
-[sighs]
574
00:28:46,599 --> 00:28:49,599
-Your bedroom is amazing.
-I know. [chuckles]
575
00:28:51,146 --> 00:28:52,806
Oh hey. This is really cute.
576
00:28:53,398 --> 00:28:54,398
[Maxine] Try it on.
577
00:28:58,194 --> 00:28:59,614
Oh, I love that on you.
578
00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:01,110
Keep it.
579
00:29:02,407 --> 00:29:04,617
-Seriously?
-Yeah, one hundo percent.
580
00:29:04,701 --> 00:29:07,081
Looks way better on you
than it ever did on me.
581
00:29:08,747 --> 00:29:12,577
I cannot believe how much English homework
we have. It is only our first day.
582
00:29:12,667 --> 00:29:14,877
Oh! Mr. Gitten is such an asshole.
583
00:29:14,961 --> 00:29:18,211
Oh, he's a power-hungry monster.
Total troll beneath the bridge.
584
00:29:18,298 --> 00:29:20,798
It's like, I'm sorry you suck.
585
00:29:20,884 --> 00:29:24,354
Yeah, like, I'm sorry your dick is small,
and nobody wants to touch it.
586
00:29:24,429 --> 00:29:27,519
[laughs] I'm sorry you're balding.
That must be hard for you.
587
00:29:28,099 --> 00:29:30,689
So, how are you liking Wellsbury?
Is it paradise?
588
00:29:31,269 --> 00:29:32,229
It's weird.
589
00:29:32,729 --> 00:29:37,529
I'm supposed to subtly and casually
ask you if you have a boyfriend?
590
00:29:38,151 --> 00:29:39,861
Hunter wants to know.
591
00:29:39,944 --> 00:29:43,364
Oh, uh… No, I don't.
I've never had a boyfriend.
592
00:29:43,448 --> 00:29:45,198
I've never even kissed a guy.
593
00:29:45,283 --> 00:29:47,543
We move a lot, so I'm always the new girl.
594
00:29:47,619 --> 00:29:49,039
That sounds awful…
595
00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:51,370
or potentially thrilling.
596
00:29:51,456 --> 00:29:54,166
Like,
you can utterly change your personality.
597
00:29:54,250 --> 00:29:55,920
You'd get along with my mother.
598
00:29:56,002 --> 00:29:59,212
I'd love to get along with your mother.
God, she's so banging.
599
00:29:59,297 --> 00:30:03,257
Ah! Well, welcome to the opinion
of everyone who's ever met Georgia.
600
00:30:03,343 --> 00:30:04,263
Georgia.
601
00:30:05,011 --> 00:30:06,011
And you're Virginia?
602
00:30:06,846 --> 00:30:10,556
My brother's Austin. My mom named us
after the places we were born.
603
00:30:11,142 --> 00:30:11,982
Poetic.
604
00:30:12,477 --> 00:30:14,977
I just can't believe
she was with that guy today.
605
00:30:15,063 --> 00:30:18,443
She always does this.
She moves us around, and she meets a guy,
606
00:30:18,525 --> 00:30:20,565
they break up, so we have to move again.
607
00:30:20,652 --> 00:30:23,532
Or she meets a guy,
and we have to move to go be with him.
608
00:30:23,613 --> 00:30:25,323
It's always about a fricking guy!
609
00:30:25,406 --> 00:30:28,786
I can't blame her for Kenny dying,
but she promised this would be different.
610
00:30:28,868 --> 00:30:31,248
And what, noon on our first day in town?
611
00:30:32,330 --> 00:30:34,330
Well, you can't move.
612
00:30:34,415 --> 00:30:36,035
I've decided I really like you.
613
00:30:36,835 --> 00:30:38,545
-Really?
-Uh, yeah.
614
00:30:39,170 --> 00:30:41,710
"I'm confident
I can take the pop quiz today."
615
00:30:41,798 --> 00:30:44,128
Pfft! You're my idol. Do you want a soda?
616
00:30:44,217 --> 00:30:46,797
'Cause my blood needs sugar
and chemicals to focus.
617
00:30:46,886 --> 00:30:47,966
-[Ginny] Sure.
-Cool.
618
00:31:00,567 --> 00:31:01,687
Are you stalking me?
619
00:31:02,819 --> 00:31:03,649
What?
620
00:31:04,153 --> 00:31:06,033
No. Max invited me.
621
00:31:07,907 --> 00:31:11,577
♪ I'm giving up with the make-belief ♪
622
00:31:13,079 --> 00:31:15,619
♪ No one here's being fooled ♪
623
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:21,130
♪ Back to the days when I was your thief ♪
624
00:31:21,212 --> 00:31:22,342
♪ And ♪
625
00:31:22,422 --> 00:31:24,592
♪ And I could play it cool ♪
626
00:31:25,884 --> 00:31:27,934
♪ Exhausting myself ♪
627
00:31:28,011 --> 00:31:29,851
♪ Tryin' to excite you ♪
628
00:31:31,598 --> 00:31:33,928
♪ With the same things as before ♪
629
00:31:35,184 --> 00:31:39,864
♪ But the wells ran dry
And all the tricks up my sleeve, well ♪
630
00:31:40,690 --> 00:31:42,820
♪ Baby, I've got no more… ♪
631
00:31:42,901 --> 00:31:44,361
Marcus, what are you doing?
632
00:31:45,486 --> 00:31:48,066
-Why is that in my room?
-No one checks your room.
633
00:31:48,156 --> 00:31:50,906
[Maxine] Gross. Get help.
Also, can you please leave?
634
00:31:50,992 --> 00:31:52,162
We're trying to study.
635
00:31:57,624 --> 00:31:59,174
Sorry about him. [scoffs]
636
00:31:59,250 --> 00:32:00,500
It's fine. Uh…
637
00:32:12,013 --> 00:32:14,183
So, what's your favorite song
by Wednesday?
638
00:32:14,265 --> 00:32:15,975
You don't have to be a jerk.
639
00:32:16,059 --> 00:32:17,769
No, I don't have to be.
640
00:32:18,519 --> 00:32:20,189
-Nice bike.
-Thanks.
641
00:32:20,897 --> 00:32:22,727
Maybe I'll give you a ride sometime.
642
00:32:23,274 --> 00:32:24,614
When? December?
643
00:32:30,448 --> 00:32:32,868
Girls always want an Insta on the bike.
644
00:32:32,951 --> 00:32:35,661
-All right, where's your phone?
-[starts engine]
645
00:32:37,121 --> 00:32:39,171
Hey! Stop! No!
646
00:32:57,308 --> 00:33:00,018
Virginia Miller, you little idiot.
647
00:33:12,448 --> 00:33:14,118
That was seriously not cool.
648
00:33:24,419 --> 00:33:25,249
Oh…
649
00:33:29,090 --> 00:33:30,380
[girl] Marcus, let's go.
650
00:33:33,511 --> 00:33:34,391
Who's she?
651
00:33:34,470 --> 00:33:37,430
No one. Just one of Maxine's dumb friends.
652
00:33:43,229 --> 00:33:44,399
[groans]
653
00:33:46,107 --> 00:33:47,147
[sighs]
654
00:33:48,985 --> 00:33:52,105
-How was your first day, dear?
-I have a ton of homework to do.
655
00:33:52,196 --> 00:33:55,116
Hey! You get back here
when I am talking to you!
656
00:33:55,199 --> 00:33:57,539
I don't want you with that guy
or on that bike!
657
00:33:58,953 --> 00:34:00,333
You don't understand.
658
00:34:00,413 --> 00:34:03,173
Oh, you think I don't understand.
659
00:34:03,249 --> 00:34:06,419
I understand.
Believe me, Mommy understands.
660
00:34:07,045 --> 00:34:08,495
You are me,
661
00:34:08,588 --> 00:34:09,798
and I was an idiot.
662
00:34:10,339 --> 00:34:14,049
I've broken my back giving you
every opportunity that I never had,
663
00:34:14,135 --> 00:34:18,135
so you're gonna throw it all away
on the first jerkoff Shawn Hunter wannabe.
664
00:34:18,723 --> 00:34:21,983
You know who's sexy?
Skinny, nerdy guy in your biology class.
665
00:34:22,060 --> 00:34:24,650
Have sex with that guy.
Bang future Mark Zuckerberg.
666
00:34:24,729 --> 00:34:26,769
Have you learned nothin'
from Romy and Michele?
667
00:34:26,856 --> 00:34:29,276
Nervous I might tap
into your weed supply, Mommy?
668
00:34:29,358 --> 00:34:32,448
I'm not banging anyone 'cause I'm not you.
669
00:34:32,528 --> 00:34:35,908
I don't show up into a new town
and immediately have a boyfriend.
670
00:34:36,491 --> 00:34:39,331
-I saw you today with that guy.
-[Austin] What guy?
671
00:34:39,410 --> 00:34:42,540
Hey, honey. Look, I fixed your glasses.
672
00:34:43,206 --> 00:34:46,916
Why don't you tell Austin, Mom?
Tell him how all your promises are shit
673
00:34:47,001 --> 00:34:49,131
because you're already
getting your hooks into some guy.
674
00:34:49,212 --> 00:34:51,962
Don't give me the sob story
on the crap you went through
675
00:34:52,048 --> 00:34:54,838
so we could have a better life.
Frankly, it's boring.
676
00:34:56,844 --> 00:34:58,014
You're with a guy?
677
00:34:58,096 --> 00:34:59,006
Austin, it's…
678
00:35:00,890 --> 00:35:03,350
-[door slams]
-Fine! We wanna slam doors?
679
00:35:03,434 --> 00:35:05,524
Well, we can all slam doors!
680
00:35:12,860 --> 00:35:13,900
[sighs]
681
00:35:18,783 --> 00:35:21,243
-May I help you?
-I was looking for a bag.
682
00:35:21,327 --> 00:35:22,367
What kind of bag?
683
00:35:22,954 --> 00:35:24,544
A really nice one.
684
00:35:25,623 --> 00:35:26,543
I can pay.
685
00:35:26,624 --> 00:35:30,294
I meant, did you have a designer in mind?
We have a lovely bag selection.
686
00:35:30,378 --> 00:35:32,298
Oh! OK!
687
00:35:32,922 --> 00:35:35,842
For a second, I thought we were
gonna have a Pretty Woman moment.
688
00:35:35,925 --> 00:35:38,255
-[chuckles]
-"You work on commission, right?"
689
00:35:38,344 --> 00:35:40,394
-No, I don't.
-OK.
690
00:35:42,181 --> 00:35:44,101
Oh, this is lovely.
691
00:35:45,601 --> 00:35:46,601
Great.
692
00:35:48,146 --> 00:35:49,016
[Georgia] Hmm.
693
00:35:50,731 --> 00:35:51,731
[machine beeps]
694
00:35:52,233 --> 00:35:54,743
Sorry. This is declined.
Do you have another card?
695
00:35:54,819 --> 00:35:55,819
Try it again.
696
00:36:00,199 --> 00:36:01,199
[machine beeps]
697
00:36:01,701 --> 00:36:02,991
Mm-mm. I'm sorry.
698
00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:10,380
So, I guess the Pretty Woman moment
is gonna happen after all. [chuckles]
699
00:36:10,459 --> 00:36:11,589
[chuckles falsely]
700
00:36:13,045 --> 00:36:14,045
[sighs]
701
00:36:20,011 --> 00:36:24,851
Hello. Hi, excuse me,
but I got these as a gift from my husband.
702
00:36:24,932 --> 00:36:26,392
He is so well-meanin'.
703
00:36:26,475 --> 00:36:30,185
He lost the receipt. I told him
to just come back in here and talk to you
704
00:36:30,271 --> 00:36:32,861
because I knew you'd understand,
but he was too chicken.
705
00:36:32,940 --> 00:36:37,070
So, here I am, returning my own
wedding anniversary present.
706
00:36:37,153 --> 00:36:38,573
Can you believe?
707
00:36:39,155 --> 00:36:40,815
I was thinking store credit.
708
00:36:40,907 --> 00:36:43,987
♪ Pretty woman, walkin' down the street ♪
709
00:36:44,076 --> 00:36:45,236
♪ Pretty woman… ♪
710
00:36:45,328 --> 00:36:47,828
-Why is my card getting declined?
-[man] Georgia…
711
00:36:47,914 --> 00:36:49,794
It's my money. Kenny left it to me.
712
00:36:49,874 --> 00:36:53,094
Listen, we're not dealing
with chump change here.
713
00:36:53,169 --> 00:36:56,169
We're dealing with yoga studios.
We're dealing with a house.
714
00:36:56,255 --> 00:36:58,875
We're dealing with an ex-wife
who thinks you're the Antichrist.
715
00:36:58,966 --> 00:37:00,836
She's contesting the will.
716
00:37:00,927 --> 00:37:01,757
What?
717
00:37:02,678 --> 00:37:03,758
What does that m--
718
00:37:04,305 --> 00:37:07,805
-She talking to the cops?
-Cops? Why would she talk to cops?
719
00:37:07,892 --> 00:37:09,312
This is about the will.
720
00:37:09,393 --> 00:37:12,153
She's just saying
she helped build his yoga franchise.
721
00:37:12,230 --> 00:37:15,400
Yogi Boogie-Woogie or some stupid shit.
722
00:37:15,483 --> 00:37:17,533
Yeah, Yoga Bo Boga. Three locations.
723
00:37:17,610 --> 00:37:19,110
She says you're a cheap skank
724
00:37:19,195 --> 00:37:23,065
who married Kenny for his money,
and she deserves a part of the franchise.
725
00:37:23,157 --> 00:37:24,697
She really hates you.
726
00:37:24,784 --> 00:37:26,374
It's my money, Marty. It's legit.
727
00:37:26,452 --> 00:37:30,162
[Marty] Listen, it's all fine.
We take care of our own,
728
00:37:30,748 --> 00:37:32,168
and I'm taking care of it.
729
00:37:32,250 --> 00:37:35,920
Marty, I own a house now
with a vegetable garden and everything.
730
00:37:36,587 --> 00:37:39,757
-I need the money from Kenny's account.
-The garden sounds nice.
731
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:41,220
Marty, you're my lawyer.
732
00:37:41,926 --> 00:37:43,586
Figure out my money, please.
733
00:37:45,137 --> 00:37:46,177
Hi, Zach.
734
00:37:46,681 --> 00:37:47,851
I'm Austin's mom.
735
00:37:48,516 --> 00:37:50,306
Would you come over here for a sec?
736
00:37:51,644 --> 00:37:52,564
Zach,
737
00:37:53,187 --> 00:37:56,017
Austin was telling me
about how you broke his glasses.
738
00:37:56,107 --> 00:37:57,147
No, I didn't.
739
00:37:57,233 --> 00:37:58,483
It wasn't a question.
740
00:37:58,567 --> 00:38:01,487
You broke Austin's glasses,
which makes you a bee.
741
00:38:01,570 --> 00:38:03,490
Austin, what do we do to bees?
742
00:38:03,948 --> 00:38:04,868
[Zach yells]
743
00:38:06,284 --> 00:38:09,334
I think you were right.
Austin fell and broke his glasses
744
00:38:09,412 --> 00:38:11,662
like you fell
and broke your nose, understand?
745
00:38:11,747 --> 00:38:14,327
[Zach screams]
746
00:38:14,417 --> 00:38:16,837
That was a question. Do you understand?
747
00:38:17,420 --> 00:38:19,170
-[Zach] Yes!
-Mm-hmm.
748
00:38:19,255 --> 00:38:20,205
[Zach] Ow!
749
00:38:20,298 --> 00:38:22,168
Ah! Ow!
750
00:38:22,258 --> 00:38:24,178
We got a nosebleed over here.
751
00:38:24,260 --> 00:38:25,890
-[Cynthia gasps]
-[Zach] Ow!
752
00:38:25,970 --> 00:38:26,970
[Cynthia] Zach!
753
00:38:27,471 --> 00:38:30,391
-[Zach groans loudly]
-Sweetheart, are you OK?
754
00:38:30,474 --> 00:38:32,274
He had a nasty little spill.
755
00:38:32,351 --> 00:38:34,851
-Thank you so much for being here.
-Of course.
756
00:38:34,937 --> 00:38:37,727
Such a sweet boy.
You should be more careful.
757
00:38:39,525 --> 00:38:40,935
And I'll see you tonight.
758
00:38:41,027 --> 00:38:43,777
I am so excited
for the school board meetin'.
759
00:38:43,863 --> 00:38:45,823
If we don't protect our kids, who will?
760
00:38:45,906 --> 00:38:47,696
[tuts] Yes, that's exactly right.
761
00:38:48,409 --> 00:38:51,249
Oh, sweetie.
762
00:38:54,874 --> 00:38:59,094
So then, after ordering the shrimp basket,
Jax, like, reaches into his pants…
763
00:38:59,170 --> 00:39:02,470
not his pocket, Ginny, his pants,
like, where his balls are…
764
00:39:02,548 --> 00:39:05,838
and he just pulls out a ring and proposes.
It is the best show.
765
00:39:05,926 --> 00:39:08,346
-Hunter, do you watch Vanderpump Rules?
-No, sorry.
766
00:39:08,429 --> 00:39:10,929
Neither does Ginny.
You guys are so uncultured.
767
00:39:11,015 --> 00:39:13,265
She's coming over tonight
so I can pop her cherry.
768
00:39:13,351 --> 00:39:15,141
[Hunter] Oh, OK. Uh…
769
00:39:15,227 --> 00:39:18,477
I was just gonna ask if you wanna
maybe hang later tonight, but…
770
00:39:18,564 --> 00:39:19,444
[Maxine] Oh!
771
00:39:20,107 --> 00:39:21,397
No. She can hang.
772
00:39:22,318 --> 00:39:25,238
-But you just said--
-[Maxine] It's the worst show, Hunter.
773
00:39:25,321 --> 00:39:27,871
Once the cast turned 30, it was just sad.
774
00:39:27,948 --> 00:39:30,618
OK, so, would you want to then?
775
00:39:31,285 --> 00:39:32,575
Uh-huh. Sure.
776
00:39:32,661 --> 00:39:35,161
-Great. It's a date.
-Oh…
777
00:39:35,956 --> 00:39:38,496
A date? You mean as friends?
778
00:39:39,835 --> 00:39:40,915
Or as a date.
779
00:39:41,962 --> 00:39:43,052
Uh…
780
00:39:43,130 --> 00:39:44,840
Right. Yeah.
781
00:39:44,924 --> 00:39:47,134
Um, OK. Yeah, let's do that.
782
00:39:47,218 --> 00:39:49,258
That sounds… good.
783
00:39:49,345 --> 00:39:50,965
A date. Cool.
784
00:39:51,055 --> 00:39:52,095
Cool.
785
00:39:52,181 --> 00:39:53,391
[Maxine squeals]
786
00:39:53,474 --> 00:39:56,024
-Look at you go, Texas.
-I have a date.
787
00:39:56,102 --> 00:39:59,862
You'll need to borrow something to wear
since all your clothes are horrible,
788
00:39:59,939 --> 00:40:02,939
no offense, just from
what I've seen so far. I'm assuming.
789
00:40:03,025 --> 00:40:05,025
But I'm very excited. I'm dying.
790
00:40:05,111 --> 00:40:06,741
I've never had a date.
791
00:40:06,821 --> 00:40:09,161
Oh my God. This is your first date ever?
792
00:40:09,240 --> 00:40:10,950
-This is huge!
-It's no big deal.
793
00:40:11,033 --> 00:40:14,043
OK, I'm ignoring you
because, obviously, this is a big deal.
794
00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:16,500
Hunter Chen is V hot and V cool.
795
00:40:16,580 --> 00:40:18,330
I will be over at 6:00
to help you get ready.
796
00:40:18,416 --> 00:40:20,996
Whoa, I've never been this excited
in my whole life.
797
00:40:21,085 --> 00:40:22,165
Holy shit.
798
00:40:22,878 --> 00:40:23,918
Who's that?
799
00:40:25,589 --> 00:40:27,469
That is Ginny's mom.
800
00:40:29,844 --> 00:40:31,554
-[whistles]
-I know.
801
00:40:32,346 --> 00:40:33,846
I'll catch you guys later.
802
00:40:34,432 --> 00:40:35,722
See you tonight, Ginny.
803
00:40:35,808 --> 00:40:37,178
[friends] Ooh!
804
00:40:39,895 --> 00:40:43,435
What are you doing here? You know I hate
when you show up at my school.
805
00:40:44,066 --> 00:40:46,396
I wanna make up.
I don't like when we fight.
806
00:40:46,485 --> 00:40:48,985
-I brought a surprise.
-Car picnic! Car picnic!
807
00:40:49,071 --> 00:40:51,531
Fine, whatever. Car picnic.
Let's get outta here.
808
00:40:58,122 --> 00:40:59,002
Mm.
809
00:40:59,665 --> 00:41:00,575
Bacony.
810
00:41:01,167 --> 00:41:04,087
-Pass the chocolate milkshake, please.
-[Ginny] Grotesque.
811
00:41:05,254 --> 00:41:06,304
[Georgia] OK.
812
00:41:06,964 --> 00:41:08,174
You have to stop.
813
00:41:08,883 --> 00:41:12,803
I shouldn't have gone all mom on you
about that jerkoff with the bike,
814
00:41:12,887 --> 00:41:15,387
but I had a flashback of this age.
815
00:41:15,473 --> 00:41:19,063
Your whole life flashed before my eyes,
and you were pregnant and broke
816
00:41:19,143 --> 00:41:21,523
and a high school dropout,
and all that was fine.
817
00:41:22,021 --> 00:41:25,861
But then,
you had a super bratty teenage daughter,
818
00:41:25,941 --> 00:41:29,611
and honestly, that was awful.
I just wouldn't wish that on you.
819
00:41:32,156 --> 00:41:33,526
[slurps]
820
00:41:36,327 --> 00:41:37,197
Forgive me?
821
00:41:37,286 --> 00:41:38,576
-Yes?
-Yes.
822
00:41:38,662 --> 00:41:39,502
Whoo!
823
00:41:39,997 --> 00:41:42,367
You were right. He was a jerkoff.
824
00:41:43,250 --> 00:41:46,300
Besides, um, I have a date tonight
with a different guy.
825
00:41:46,378 --> 00:41:47,838
[gasps]
826
00:41:47,922 --> 00:41:49,262
-Zuckerberg?
-Mom!
827
00:41:49,340 --> 00:41:52,220
Your first date ever! This is big.
828
00:41:52,301 --> 00:41:53,801
That's what Maxine said.
829
00:41:53,886 --> 00:41:54,886
[Georgia] Maxine?
830
00:41:55,554 --> 00:41:57,814
Oh, uh, my new friend.
831
00:41:57,890 --> 00:41:59,640
[Georgia] Your new friend!
832
00:41:59,725 --> 00:42:01,095
Well, well, well!
833
00:42:01,977 --> 00:42:03,727
Told you this place was different.
834
00:42:03,812 --> 00:42:06,272
Yeah, yeah, give me the bacon doughnut.
835
00:42:10,152 --> 00:42:11,242
This is putrid.
836
00:42:17,993 --> 00:42:18,993
[Austin] I like it.
837
00:42:19,495 --> 00:42:21,155
This will keep the swelling down.
838
00:42:23,916 --> 00:42:24,916
Do I wanna know?
839
00:42:25,751 --> 00:42:27,711
-You wouldn't approve.
-[Ginny scoffs]
840
00:42:29,338 --> 00:42:30,378
I am done here!
841
00:42:30,464 --> 00:42:32,094
Wow, these extensions are great.
842
00:42:32,675 --> 00:42:35,135
-You look beautiful.
-[squeals]
843
00:42:35,219 --> 00:42:39,349
-You both are really ruining this for me.
-This is some straight Judy Blume shit.
844
00:42:39,932 --> 00:42:42,022
I want my ashes scattered in this closet.
845
00:42:42,101 --> 00:42:44,351
Don't rub your eyes.
You'll smear your mascara.
846
00:42:44,436 --> 00:42:47,226
And under no circumstances have sex.
847
00:42:47,314 --> 00:42:50,234
However, if you give him a blow job,
there is this trick with the balls--
848
00:42:50,317 --> 00:42:51,607
Mom!
849
00:42:51,694 --> 00:42:53,744
I'm kidding! No blow jobs.
850
00:42:53,821 --> 00:42:56,871
You're trying too hard to be edgy.
It's annoying, and no one likes you.
851
00:42:56,949 --> 00:42:58,949
-I like you.
-[gasps] She likes me.
852
00:42:59,702 --> 00:43:01,502
Tell me about this Hunter kid.
853
00:43:02,037 --> 00:43:04,247
Oh, yeah, I've known Hunter my whole life.
854
00:43:04,832 --> 00:43:07,962
Seventh grade is when he got hot,
but he's still super nice,
855
00:43:08,043 --> 00:43:09,213
so everyone loves him.
856
00:43:09,295 --> 00:43:11,045
And he's, like, super smart.
857
00:43:11,130 --> 00:43:14,340
He's in our AP English class,
where he saw Ginny's epic takedown.
858
00:43:14,425 --> 00:43:15,335
Takedown?
859
00:43:15,426 --> 00:43:18,176
-No, it was nothing.
-[Maxine] It was awesome.
860
00:43:18,262 --> 00:43:21,142
Mr. Gitten was like, "You won't
be able to keep up in this class,"
861
00:43:21,223 --> 00:43:23,313
and then Ginny was like, "You're racist!"
862
00:43:23,392 --> 00:43:26,152
-It was awesome.
-He said you couldn't keep up?
863
00:43:26,228 --> 00:43:28,858
It wasn't a big deal.
Please, just don't do anything.
864
00:43:28,939 --> 00:43:30,019
I can handle it.
865
00:43:30,107 --> 00:43:30,937
Fine.
866
00:43:32,735 --> 00:43:34,895
You're wearing that
to a school board meeting?
867
00:43:35,654 --> 00:43:36,744
Yeah.
868
00:43:37,656 --> 00:43:39,946
Thanks, man.
So, where in Texas are you from?
869
00:43:41,493 --> 00:43:45,083
Austin and then Fort Worth
and then Houston.
870
00:43:45,164 --> 00:43:46,004
Wow.
871
00:43:46,081 --> 00:43:47,371
You move around a lot.
872
00:43:47,458 --> 00:43:49,878
Must be hard to,
like, make friends and stuff.
873
00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:51,550
Yeah, it sucks. [clears throat]
874
00:43:52,671 --> 00:43:57,551
Hey, let's just skip over all that typical
first date stuff and get juicy with it.
875
00:43:57,635 --> 00:43:58,795
Juicy?
876
00:43:58,886 --> 00:44:00,966
The dirt. The goods.
877
00:44:01,597 --> 00:44:02,557
I'll start.
878
00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:06,730
Uh… when I was in fifth grade,
I had crazy buck teeth.
879
00:44:06,810 --> 00:44:08,100
Big monster baddies.
880
00:44:09,021 --> 00:44:10,061
[Ginny giggles]
881
00:44:10,648 --> 00:44:13,528
-I had buck teeth too.
-Yeah? I had headgear.
882
00:44:13,609 --> 00:44:15,359
I had a wheeling backpack.
883
00:44:15,944 --> 00:44:18,204
Oh God. Oh no, no. [chuckling]
884
00:44:18,280 --> 00:44:19,280
I have to leave.
885
00:44:19,365 --> 00:44:20,655
[both chuckle]
886
00:44:29,333 --> 00:44:32,213
Ellen, hi! I have your plate.
It's washed and ready--
887
00:44:32,294 --> 00:44:35,174
Wanna smoke the weed
I confiscated from my delinquent son?
888
00:44:38,217 --> 00:44:40,467
I need this to survive tonight.
889
00:44:40,552 --> 00:44:42,932
Those mothers are vicious.
890
00:44:43,013 --> 00:44:44,013
I got that.
891
00:44:44,515 --> 00:44:46,595
The criminal mastermind hid it in a box
892
00:44:46,684 --> 00:44:49,144
in the back of his closet
labeled "math homework."
893
00:44:49,228 --> 00:44:51,148
[chuckling] Right?
894
00:44:51,230 --> 00:44:54,480
Like I'd believe he'd label his homework.
895
00:44:54,566 --> 00:44:56,896
He doesn't even do his homework.
896
00:44:56,985 --> 00:44:58,775
Ginny's on a date tonight.
897
00:44:58,862 --> 00:45:01,662
I know. Max wouldn't shut up about it. Mm.
898
00:45:02,908 --> 00:45:04,028
Max is gay.
899
00:45:04,118 --> 00:45:07,958
She came out when she was nine,
by announcing her love for Barbie's boobs.
900
00:45:08,038 --> 00:45:09,668
Bitch has got great boobs.
901
00:45:09,748 --> 00:45:13,128
We're good with it, Clint and I.
That's my husband, Clint.
902
00:45:13,627 --> 00:45:17,007
-He's very supportive. He's a good dad.
-That's important.
903
00:45:17,548 --> 00:45:19,088
Ginny's dad's a good dad.
904
00:45:19,174 --> 00:45:22,224
Zion. He does this thing
where he sends her books all the time.
905
00:45:22,302 --> 00:45:24,722
He writes in the margins
little notes for her.
906
00:45:24,805 --> 00:45:25,965
It's cute.
907
00:45:26,974 --> 00:45:29,104
Austin's dad's terrible. He's in prison.
908
00:45:29,184 --> 00:45:30,854
Prison? For what?
909
00:45:30,936 --> 00:45:32,226
Fraud, embezzlement.
910
00:45:33,105 --> 00:45:35,765
-Oh, don't worry, he was framed.
-How do you know?
911
00:45:37,735 --> 00:45:38,685
I framed him.
912
00:45:40,988 --> 00:45:41,858
What?
913
00:45:41,947 --> 00:45:43,117
[giggling]
914
00:45:43,699 --> 00:45:44,619
[shushes]
915
00:45:44,700 --> 00:45:46,080
-There they are.
-[gasps]
916
00:45:49,163 --> 00:45:51,083
And he opened the door for her.
917
00:45:51,165 --> 00:45:52,825
He drives a Porsche!
918
00:45:54,918 --> 00:45:55,918
This was fun.
919
00:45:56,003 --> 00:45:57,053
-Very fun.
-Yeah.
920
00:45:57,588 --> 00:46:00,508
Wholesome fun.
In a good way, not in a bad way. Lame way.
921
00:46:00,591 --> 00:46:02,931
I don't think you're lame.
I think you're nice.
922
00:46:03,010 --> 00:46:05,470
You wouldn't ask me
to play with your balls.
923
00:46:07,431 --> 00:46:08,311
Oh my God.
924
00:46:08,390 --> 00:46:10,100
Uh, no, it's OK.
925
00:46:10,851 --> 00:46:11,891
I had a good time.
926
00:46:22,821 --> 00:46:24,071
-See ya.
-[both chuckle]
927
00:46:24,156 --> 00:46:25,026
OK.
928
00:46:25,699 --> 00:46:27,239
[Georgia howls]
929
00:46:27,993 --> 00:46:29,453
Mom, please! Grow up!
930
00:46:29,536 --> 00:46:31,956
That was one steamy hug.
931
00:46:32,039 --> 00:46:35,459
Thank you for respecting my privacy
and normal mother-daughter boundaries!
932
00:46:35,542 --> 00:46:36,672
You're welcome.
933
00:46:37,419 --> 00:46:40,259
[both giggle]
934
00:46:40,339 --> 00:46:43,469
We live in one of the wealthiest cities
in the US.
935
00:46:43,550 --> 00:46:47,050
I find it unbelievable.
I mean, we can buy organic food.
936
00:46:47,137 --> 00:46:48,847
[Ellen] Cynthia runs Wellsbury.
937
00:46:48,931 --> 00:46:51,141
Trust me, just steer clear.
938
00:46:51,225 --> 00:46:52,425
Steer clear. Got it.
939
00:46:52,518 --> 00:46:56,148
[Cynthia] Microplastics are what
will get our children. It's in our food…
940
00:46:56,230 --> 00:46:59,150
I see you've already met
the town's most eligible bachelor.
941
00:46:59,233 --> 00:47:01,533
-Yummy, no?
-[loudly] It's a conspiracy.
942
00:47:01,610 --> 00:47:03,320
[sighs] We hear you,
943
00:47:03,403 --> 00:47:05,033
and we do not disagree with you.
944
00:47:05,864 --> 00:47:08,124
However,
our options are extremely limited.
945
00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:12,370
This is the cheapest meal plan available,
and our budget is stretched too thin.
946
00:47:12,454 --> 00:47:13,624
[Cynthia] Unacceptable.
947
00:47:13,705 --> 00:47:16,785
Excuse me. Excuse me, everybody.
948
00:47:17,584 --> 00:47:20,424
For those who don't know me,
I'm Georgia Miller.
949
00:47:20,504 --> 00:47:24,594
I am so grateful to Cynthia
for alerting me to this problem.
950
00:47:24,675 --> 00:47:28,215
I know you're all familiar
with Wellsbury's best-kept secret,
951
00:47:28,303 --> 00:47:30,223
Joe's Blue Farm Cafe.
952
00:47:30,305 --> 00:47:32,465
His hummus is outrageous.
953
00:47:32,558 --> 00:47:34,688
Joe has graciously offered,
954
00:47:34,768 --> 00:47:36,728
for a very affordable fee,
955
00:47:36,812 --> 00:47:40,232
to provide a healthy, locally grown,
organic lunch option
956
00:47:40,315 --> 00:47:44,065
to the school district fresh from his farm
a few miles outside of town.
957
00:47:45,153 --> 00:47:47,163
-Oh my God.
-[Bhanu] Joe, that's great.
958
00:47:47,239 --> 00:47:50,409
OK, well, in that case,
meeting's adjourned.
959
00:47:50,492 --> 00:47:52,662
-Thanks for coming.
-Told you it'd be a hit.
960
00:47:52,744 --> 00:47:55,584
No, you marched into my restaurant
and threatened to report me
961
00:47:55,664 --> 00:48:00,134
to the Department of Labor for exploiting
unpaid interns as employees if I said no.
962
00:48:00,210 --> 00:48:02,460
Like I said, I appreciate a good scam.
963
00:48:03,755 --> 00:48:04,585
Yeah.
964
00:48:06,174 --> 00:48:07,344
We did it.
965
00:48:09,636 --> 00:48:13,676
Lemonade, uh, lemon pie,
and lemon meringue, yeah?
966
00:48:13,765 --> 00:48:16,175
And a delightful lemon Jell-O.
967
00:48:16,268 --> 00:48:17,348
[chuckles]
968
00:48:17,436 --> 00:48:19,266
How'd you convince Joe to do that?
969
00:48:19,354 --> 00:48:22,944
I simply pointed out
it would mean so much to the community.
970
00:48:24,192 --> 00:48:25,032
Uh-huh.
971
00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:28,360
All right, Georgia. You win.
972
00:48:28,447 --> 00:48:31,777
Anyone who can make Cynthia that happy
is a force to be reckoned with.
973
00:48:31,867 --> 00:48:33,327
Can you start Thursday?
974
00:48:35,329 --> 00:48:37,579
Well, I thought you'd never ask.
975
00:48:45,923 --> 00:48:47,093
What are you doing here?
976
00:48:48,216 --> 00:48:49,836
So, this is your room, huh?
977
00:48:49,927 --> 00:48:52,717
-Yes, and why are you in it?
-Do you like him?
978
00:48:52,804 --> 00:48:53,814
Hunter?
979
00:48:53,889 --> 00:48:54,929
Why do you care?
980
00:48:56,141 --> 00:48:57,231
Do you like him?
981
00:48:57,309 --> 00:48:58,349
Yeah, I do.
982
00:48:59,686 --> 00:49:00,686
OK then.
983
00:49:01,521 --> 00:49:02,521
That's that.
984
00:49:04,650 --> 00:49:07,950
That's what?
I'm just Maxine's dumb friend, remember?
985
00:49:08,028 --> 00:49:11,368
Who climbs through a window?
This isn't some rapey John Hughes mo--
986
00:49:12,532 --> 00:49:13,872
What the hell was that?
987
00:49:13,951 --> 00:49:16,541
Who kisses someone
after they use the word "rapey"?
988
00:49:16,620 --> 00:49:18,290
Sorry. I know you were on that date.
989
00:49:18,372 --> 00:49:20,622
Maxine won't shut up
about how perfect you and Hunter are,
990
00:49:20,707 --> 00:49:22,667
and I can't stop thinking about you.
991
00:49:24,294 --> 00:49:25,804
The other day when you grabbed me--
992
00:49:25,879 --> 00:49:30,379
♪ I know that it's late
But I still up, love ♪
993
00:49:31,051 --> 00:49:35,391
♪ If you don't come on o-o-o-over ♪
994
00:49:35,472 --> 00:49:39,062
♪ I know we don't do dates ♪
995
00:49:39,142 --> 00:49:41,982
♪ Just late night escapes ♪
996
00:49:42,062 --> 00:49:44,192
♪ But since you're in so cool ♪
997
00:49:44,272 --> 00:49:45,822
♪ I been thinking about you ♪
998
00:49:46,566 --> 00:49:49,436
♪ It's been a few months
Since we started this… ♪
999
00:49:49,528 --> 00:49:50,568
Nice.
1000
00:49:50,654 --> 00:49:52,074
♪ …are you into this? ♪
1001
00:49:52,155 --> 00:49:53,315
♪ If not ♪
1002
00:49:54,491 --> 00:49:56,081
♪ But I am ♪
1003
00:49:56,952 --> 00:49:59,042
♪ I don't wanna sleep alone tonight ♪
1004
00:49:59,121 --> 00:50:02,251
♪ I don't wanna let you go ♪
1005
00:50:02,332 --> 00:50:04,752
♪ I know
That it's not for real quite yet ♪
1006
00:50:04,835 --> 00:50:07,085
♪ But we can see where it goes ♪
1007
00:50:08,046 --> 00:50:10,546
♪ I don't wanna sleep alone tonight ♪
1008
00:50:10,632 --> 00:50:13,142
♪ I don't wanna let you go ♪
1009
00:50:13,218 --> 00:50:16,048
♪ I know
That it's not for real quite yet ♪
1010
00:50:23,228 --> 00:50:24,058
Um…
1011
00:50:24,146 --> 00:50:26,226
Do you think you can handle two fingers?
1012
00:50:27,774 --> 00:50:30,364
Uh… Yeah, sure. I think so.
1013
00:50:32,738 --> 00:50:34,068
[Ginny inhales sharply]
1014
00:50:35,991 --> 00:50:37,201
Does that feel good?
1015
00:50:38,160 --> 00:50:40,040
Yeah. Yeah, it does.
1016
00:50:54,926 --> 00:50:56,046
[Ginny sighs]
1017
00:50:57,971 --> 00:50:58,971
[Marcus] Hang on.
1018
00:51:00,223 --> 00:51:01,733
[Ginny] Um… Here.
1019
00:51:03,935 --> 00:51:04,845
[Ginny gasps]
1020
00:51:05,812 --> 00:51:07,272
[Marcus breathes heavily]
1021
00:51:08,774 --> 00:51:11,904
-Uh… So, um, that was my first--
-So, I better get going.
1022
00:51:11,985 --> 00:51:12,815
What?
1023
00:51:14,154 --> 00:51:16,244
Sorry, uh, what… What were you gonna say?
1024
00:51:16,323 --> 00:51:20,243
Our moms are gonna get back
from that school thing soon, so, you know…
1025
00:51:20,827 --> 00:51:21,747
Oh…
1026
00:51:21,828 --> 00:51:22,868
OK. Um…
1027
00:51:22,954 --> 00:51:24,374
So I'll see you around?
1028
00:51:26,083 --> 00:51:26,923
Definitely.
1029
00:51:28,168 --> 00:51:31,048
[Marcus] Hey, um…
can we keep this on the DL?
1030
00:51:31,129 --> 00:51:33,469
I don't want
this getting back to Padma and…
1031
00:51:34,299 --> 00:51:37,049
I'm sure you don't want this
getting back to Hunter.
1032
00:51:37,135 --> 00:51:38,215
I was gonna say that.
1033
00:51:38,303 --> 00:51:41,313
I'd hate for such a dumb thing
to ruin my chance with Hunter.
1034
00:51:41,890 --> 00:51:42,810
OK then.
1035
00:51:45,185 --> 00:51:46,975
[Marcus climbs out window]
1036
00:52:05,163 --> 00:52:08,043
[breathes deeply]
1037
00:52:18,260 --> 00:52:20,010
[groans] I hate this.
1038
00:52:20,595 --> 00:52:22,135
Keep working on it.
1039
00:52:22,222 --> 00:52:24,182
You should ask Kenny for some pointers.
1040
00:52:25,392 --> 00:52:27,192
Think the mung bean burgers are done.
1041
00:52:27,769 --> 00:52:30,149
Mung bean? Gross.
1042
00:52:30,230 --> 00:52:31,400
I miss pizza.
1043
00:52:32,023 --> 00:52:34,733
I hate
this phony Stepford family dinner crap.
1044
00:52:36,653 --> 00:52:39,243
-What the hell?
-You will not bitch about family dinner.
1045
00:52:39,322 --> 00:52:41,202
We are a family, and we will have dinner.
1046
00:52:41,283 --> 00:52:43,543
-Kenny's not my family.
-Oh, hell yes, he is.
1047
00:52:43,618 --> 00:52:45,698
-My dad is--
-[Georgia] Your dad is where?
1048
00:52:45,787 --> 00:52:47,577
Where is he? Alaska?
1049
00:52:47,664 --> 00:52:48,924
Last month it was Nepal.
1050
00:52:50,292 --> 00:52:52,252
[Kenny] Hey, babe. When's dinner ready?
1051
00:52:52,878 --> 00:52:55,458
-I am starving.
-I'm gonna check on it right now.
1052
00:53:04,431 --> 00:53:06,351
[Kenny] You need to work on your form.
1053
00:53:08,018 --> 00:53:10,098
How was night one in your new room?
1054
00:53:10,187 --> 00:53:11,307
Fine.
1055
00:53:13,356 --> 00:53:16,436
-[Kenny] You need to arch your back less.
-OK, I got it.
1056
00:53:18,528 --> 00:53:19,858
I got it.
1057
00:53:21,031 --> 00:53:22,121
Kenny, stop.
1058
00:53:22,199 --> 00:53:23,449
Kenny, I got it.
1059
00:53:24,075 --> 00:53:25,075
Dinner's ready.
1060
00:53:25,160 --> 00:53:27,330
♪ Spread to fallin' leaves ♪
1061
00:53:27,412 --> 00:53:32,672
♪ Now they're right upon me ♪
1062
00:53:33,251 --> 00:53:36,051
♪ Wait, if I'm on fire ♪
1063
00:53:36,838 --> 00:53:40,178
♪ How am I so deep in love? ♪
1064
00:53:40,258 --> 00:53:43,348
♪ When I dream of dyin'… ♪
1065
00:53:43,428 --> 00:53:45,218
[Ginny] Passion or power.
1066
00:53:45,305 --> 00:53:47,595
♪ I never feel so loved… ♪
1067
00:53:50,810 --> 00:53:52,150
[Ginny] Power is cold.
1068
00:53:53,313 --> 00:53:55,483
It's about control. It's a game.
1069
00:53:55,565 --> 00:53:57,395
There are winners and losers.
1070
00:53:57,484 --> 00:53:59,494
[whirs]
1071
00:54:00,862 --> 00:54:02,412
-Oh, thanks, babe.
-Of course.
1072
00:54:04,366 --> 00:54:05,776
♪ I've been having dreams… ♪
1073
00:54:05,867 --> 00:54:07,407
[Ginny] If someone has power,
1074
00:54:07,494 --> 00:54:10,584
that means intrinsically
that someone else does not.
1075
00:54:11,456 --> 00:54:13,416
♪ Trip and I fall in… ♪
1076
00:54:13,500 --> 00:54:14,710
[Ginny] I always thought
1077
00:54:14,793 --> 00:54:17,883
that when the time came
for me to have sex, I'd want passion.
1078
00:54:17,963 --> 00:54:19,093
Passion is hot.
1079
00:54:20,298 --> 00:54:23,968
But now, I think you only want passion
until you've been burned.
1080
00:54:24,594 --> 00:54:26,644
Then power starts looking really good.
1081
00:54:26,721 --> 00:54:27,761
[slams locker]
1082
00:54:30,642 --> 00:54:32,892
♪ I never land, just float there… ♪
1083
00:54:34,145 --> 00:54:36,725
Padma, right?
There's something you should know.
1084
00:54:36,815 --> 00:54:39,185
-What?
-We're late for class. We should go.
1085
00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:42,740
You have something on your shirt. Got it.
1086
00:54:42,821 --> 00:54:44,451
Oh, thanks.
1087
00:54:44,531 --> 00:54:46,241
[Ginny] Never let your guard down.
1088
00:54:47,242 --> 00:54:48,292
I get it now.
1089
00:54:48,952 --> 00:54:50,162
[grunts]
1090
00:54:50,787 --> 00:54:52,037
[groans]
1091
00:54:52,664 --> 00:54:54,464
[Ginny] I guess in the end…
1092
00:54:54,541 --> 00:54:55,461
-[horn honks]
-Oh!
1093
00:54:55,542 --> 00:54:58,552
-[tires screech]
-…you're still just getting screwed.
1094
00:54:58,628 --> 00:55:00,668
♪ I never feel so loved ♪
1095
00:55:03,466 --> 00:55:05,256
♪ I've been having dreams ♪
1096
00:55:10,890 --> 00:55:12,230
♪ Trip and I fall in… ♪
1097
00:55:12,309 --> 00:55:14,269
[Ginny] For the first time in my life,
1098
00:55:18,857 --> 00:55:22,027
I think I'm finally starting
to understand my mother.
1099
00:55:34,080 --> 00:55:36,080
♪ I've been having dreams ♪
1100
00:55:37,917 --> 00:55:39,787
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