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ALL:
* It's time for Animaniacs *
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* And we're zany to the max *
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* So just sit back and relax *
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* You'll laugh
Till you collapse *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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BOTH:
* Come join
The Warner brothers *
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* And the Warner sister, Dot *
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ALL:
* Just for fun we run around
The Warner movie lot *
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* They lock us in the tower
Whenever we get caught *
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* But we break loose
And then vamoose *
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* And now you know the plot *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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* Dot is cute and Yakko yaks *
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* Wakko packs away the snacks *
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* While Bill Clinton
Plays the sax *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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* Meet Pinky and the Brain *
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* Who want to rule
The universe *
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* Goodfeathers flock together *
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* Slappy whacks 'em
With her purse *
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* Buttons chases Mindy *
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* While Rita sings a verse *
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* The writers flipped
We have no script *
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* Why bother to rehearse? *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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* We have pay-or-play
Contracts *
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* We're zany to the max *
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* There's bologna
In our slacks *
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* We're Animan-y *
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* Totally insane-y *
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* Pinky and the Brain-y *
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* Animaniacs *
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* Those are the facts *
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Candy, candy.
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Candy, candy,
candy.
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How come Mr. Plotz
wants to see me?
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You ate his conference
table, Wakko.
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I was hungry.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
[CLEARS THROAT]
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[SNIFFS]
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[SNIFFS]
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Mm, my, my, my, my.
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Mm, my, my, my, my.
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Stop doing
everything I dos!
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[CRASH]
[GASPS]
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[ALARM BUZZING]
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What happened?
We stopped.
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Oh, no.
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I think we're stucks.
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[GASPS]
But our meeting with Mr. Plotz.
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I bet it's just
for a second.
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Yeah, yeah,
you're probably right.
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Heh. We wait.
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Okay, see, o-one time--
O-okay,
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one time Randy Beaman's
grandparents
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got stuck
in an elevator.
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And they were in there so long
they became skeleton people.
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[GULPS]
Okay.
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Come on, Mr. Elevator.
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Time to move. Let's go.
Come on.
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Maybe we should
call for help.
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Yah. Good idea. Help!
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Help!
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Help!
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What?
I meant on the intercom.
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I knew that.
Let's see, now. Um...
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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Hello? I'm in an elevator
not going anywhere.
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Is--? Is someone there?
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Hello? Anyone?
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MAN:
Warner Bros. Maintenance
Depart-- Hold on a sec.
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Hit it with the hammer,
Big Ed. No, the hammer.
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That's a wrench.
That long thingy's a hammer.
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Ahem. Sorry about that.
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This is Goyt Ferman,
what can I do you for?
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Y-yeah, hello.
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We are stuck in an elevator,
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and we are late for
an appointment with Mr. Plotz.
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Ooh, that's bad. Okay,
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you sit tight, and we'll
get you out in a minute.
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[SIGHS TWICE]
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Now, let's
just sit quietly
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and wait for them to come,
yah?
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[SIGHS]
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Wanna sing songs?
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No. No songs.
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Absolutely
no songs.
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BOTH:
* Old MacDonald had a farm *
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* E-I-E-I-O *
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* With a quack-quack here
And a quack-quack there *
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* Here a quack, there a quack
Everywhere a quack, quack *
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* Old MacDonald had a farm *
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* E-I-E-I-O *
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* Camptown races
Sing this song *
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* Doodah, doodah *
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* Camptown races
Three miles long *
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* Oh da-doodah-day *
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* Chopsticks and chopsticks
And chopsticks and chopsticks *
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* And chopsticks and chopsticks
And chopsticks, chop, chop *
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* Chopsticks and chopsticks
And chopsticks and chopsticks *
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* And chopsticks and chopsticks
And chopsticks, chop, chop *
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Enough with
the "Chopsticks"!
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No more "Chopsticks"!
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[BREATHING HEAVILY]
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Please, Wakko, l beg you.
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Just sit down.
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Okay.
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Hello? Anyone?!
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GOYT:
Ed, drop the saw
and get the hammer.
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That's a plunger.
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Ahem.
Warner Bros. Maintenance.
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Yeah, hello?
We are still in here.
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Yes, sir. We're
working on it. Hold on.
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[SIGHS]
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Hey, you wanna
hear a joke?
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No. I don't like
the jokes, Wakko.
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Not even
a knock-knock joke?
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No.
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It's really funny.
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Oh, all right. Fine.
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One joke.
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Knock, knock.
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Who's there?
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Max.
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Max who?
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Max wants to come in
and go crazy.
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Wait. Okay, now, that's
not really a joke, is it?
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You see, because
it makes no sense.
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It does
if you know Max.
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But I don't know Max!
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If you did,
you'd be laughing.
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[GROWLING]
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Get me out of here!
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GOYT:
You still in there?
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It was our indication
that you got out.
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Oh. Really? Heh!
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What gave you
that indication?
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That's just an indication
we had.
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Now, you listen to me,
you little corporate lackey.
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I've been stuck in
an elevator for 10 hours
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with a little boy
telling me jokes,
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and I am nauseous
as well.
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Now, do something!
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Okay, first thing:
Don't panic.
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Second thing:
Don't throw up.
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Come on, Ed.
Bring the hammer.
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That's my leg!
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We are doomed.
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Wakko. You has got to
get us out of here.
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Do something
silly and weird.
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One of your big, silly,
weird things.
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Huh?
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You know,
something big and silly
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from your gaggy bag.
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I didn't bring it.
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But you always has
your gaggy bag.
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Where is it?
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Give me
your gaggy bag.
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[BANGING]
Huh?
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Hello?!
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There's a banging in here.
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That's Big Ed jumping
up and down on the elevator.
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BIG ED:
I think it's stuck.
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GOYT:
Yeah, tell you what. We're
gonna raise the elevator
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up to the 18th floor
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and drop it real quick.
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Is that safe?
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Don't know. Never tried it.
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Ed likes the idea though.
Don't you, Big Ed?
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BIG ED:
Oooh, howdy!
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GOYT:
Hold on in there
and don't throw up.
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Wheee!
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Faster! Faster!
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No!
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[METAL SCRAPING]
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I wanna do that again.
Hey, in the elevator.
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We're gonna go up and down
a couple times super quick.
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Go, Ed.
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[BOTH GRUNTING]
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Hey, in the elevator.
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Ed wants to jump up and down
on it again. Go, Ed.
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[BOTH GRUNTING]
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Hey, in the elevator.
Guess what?
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Big Ed's girth
got it unstuck.
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We're gonna lower you gently
to the first floor. Go, Ed.
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[BOTH SCREAM, GRUNT]
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[CRASH, BOTH SCREAM]
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Wasn't that neat?
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I want to go home.
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Hey, in the elevator.
The doors are stuck,
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so we're gonna have to use
the Jaws of Life.
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[BANG]
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GOYT:
You must be the people
stuck in the elevator.
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Uh-oh. That wasn't
very smart of us, was it?
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Well, looks like we're stuck
till the next shift.
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[DR. SCRATCHANSNIFF YELPS]
GOYT: You wanna hear a joke?
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Knock, knock.
WAKKO: Who's there?
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MAN: Max.
DR. SCRATCHANSNIFF: Help!
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Help!
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Get me out of here! Help!
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[***]
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NARRATOR:
And now the story
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of The Brave Little Trailer.
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[THUNDER CRASHING]
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There was a little trailer
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who lived in a court...
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that got trashed by tornadoes
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whose tempers were short.
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Whoa!
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The losers got fed
to the monster next door:
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a steam shovel who loved
to eat trailers galore.
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But the Brave Little Trailer
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ducked out of the way.
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And lived to fight twisters
on some other day.
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And so this is what the Brave
Little Trailer would say:
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Those cyclones may think
that I'm weaker and frailer,
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but they'll never smoosh me.
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I'm a smart little trailer.
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[GASPS]
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For no matter how big
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or how long or how scary,
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no twister could touch him.
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I'm simply too wary.
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So the years came and went,
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and with them, much thunder.
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But where tornadoes failed,
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time had stepped in to plunder.
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The Brave Little Trailer
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was older and dusty.
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My wheels are worn out,
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and my axle is rusty.
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The new trailers had high-tech
features and polish.
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Which you know the next twister
is gonna demolish.
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His neighbors, all newer,
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more modern and sleeker, said:
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This guy's making
our neighborhood weaker.
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Why, he's driving
down values
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and looks totally spent.
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The scrap heap
is where he ought to be sent.
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So for the Brave Little
Trailer,
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that was a wrap.
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He was sent to the junkyard
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and there sold for scrap.
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The steam shovel licked
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its steel chops with glee
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at the sight of its dinner.
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The main course is me.
[THUNDER CRASHES]
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When all of a sudden,
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ripping down from the sky,
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came the mother of cyclones.
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Stopping by to say hi.
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The high-tech trailers
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shut their windows all tight
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and stood there unmoving,
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00:10:38,400 --> 00:10:40,167
an arrogant sight.
259
00:10:40,167 --> 00:10:43,767
With our new weather radar,
there is no delay
260
00:10:43,767 --> 00:10:47,167
ascertaining that doom
is now heading this way.
261
00:10:47,167 --> 00:10:49,133
Indeed, this was our hero's
262
00:10:49,133 --> 00:10:50,901
big moment of truth.
263
00:10:50,901 --> 00:10:52,400
Too bad that I'm here
264
00:10:52,400 --> 00:10:54,100
and not in Duluth.
265
00:10:54,100 --> 00:10:55,801
But now
the Brave Little Trailer
266
00:10:55,801 --> 00:10:58,167
had his craftiest plot.
[GROWLING]
267
00:10:58,167 --> 00:11:00,968
Frankly, I was thinking
of just crying a lot.
268
00:11:00,968 --> 00:11:03,167
But instead,
he slapped the shovel
269
00:11:03,167 --> 00:11:04,868
square in the face
270
00:11:04,868 --> 00:11:06,534
which sent the two rivals
271
00:11:06,534 --> 00:11:08,501
into a chase.
272
00:11:10,234 --> 00:11:11,901
Our hero moved swiftly,
273
00:11:11,901 --> 00:11:13,667
avoiding the clench...
274
00:11:13,667 --> 00:11:16,901
Of the shovel,
who angrily dug a deep trench.
275
00:11:16,901 --> 00:11:19,634
Soon the steam shovel's trench
276
00:11:19,634 --> 00:11:21,434
became a big crater.
277
00:11:21,434 --> 00:11:22,601
Pay attention to this.
278
00:11:22,601 --> 00:11:24,634
There's a quiz on it later.
279
00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:27,667
And now our small hero
280
00:11:27,667 --> 00:11:29,701
led the chase underground,
281
00:11:29,701 --> 00:11:31,100
where all you could hear
282
00:11:31,100 --> 00:11:34,267
was a fierce crunching sound.
283
00:11:34,868 --> 00:11:37,334
[ALL GASP]
284
00:11:37,334 --> 00:11:40,834
Then suddenly,
up into view from below,
285
00:11:40,834 --> 00:11:42,901
popped our own Little Trailer.
286
00:11:42,901 --> 00:11:45,400
That shovel's a schmo.
287
00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:48,701
[GROWLS]
288
00:11:48,701 --> 00:11:50,734
[BLOWS RASPBERRY]
289
00:11:50,734 --> 00:11:52,033
Huh?
290
00:11:53,434 --> 00:11:56,334
He leapt in the air
to taunt the big bruiser,
291
00:11:56,334 --> 00:11:57,767
and the thug took the bait
292
00:11:57,767 --> 00:11:59,734
to wind up the loser
293
00:11:59,734 --> 00:12:03,167
in a square-off that pulled him
into the funnel.
294
00:12:03,167 --> 00:12:06,434
BRAVE LITTLE TRAILER:
And there was no light
at the end of that tunnel.
295
00:12:08,534 --> 00:12:09,968
The steam shovel flew,
296
00:12:09,968 --> 00:12:11,901
then fell all apart,
297
00:12:11,901 --> 00:12:13,400
and everyone knew...
298
00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:15,501
Now, that's gotta smart.
299
00:12:15,501 --> 00:12:18,400
Now half of the twister's
foul work was all done.
300
00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:19,534
But what's this?
301
00:12:19,534 --> 00:12:22,033
That little guy
spoiled all his fun.
302
00:12:22,033 --> 00:12:24,234
Hold it, pipsqueak.
303
00:12:24,234 --> 00:12:25,767
The cyclone did bellow.
304
00:12:25,767 --> 00:12:29,000
And things sure looked bleak
for our poor little fellow.
305
00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:32,200
But the trailer worked quickly,
and without delay,
306
00:12:32,200 --> 00:12:33,734
he pushed all his neighbors
307
00:12:33,734 --> 00:12:35,734
right out of harm's way.
308
00:12:35,734 --> 00:12:37,334
Then our hero called up
309
00:12:37,334 --> 00:12:39,234
from his simple dirt dome:
310
00:12:39,234 --> 00:12:41,234
Ah, go chase your tail.
311
00:12:41,234 --> 00:12:43,300
There's no place like home.
312
00:12:43,300 --> 00:12:44,601
The big twister pounded,
313
00:12:44,601 --> 00:12:46,100
as all cyclones do.
314
00:12:46,100 --> 00:12:47,801
But underground's
the one place
315
00:12:47,801 --> 00:12:49,834
those guys can't get to.
316
00:12:49,834 --> 00:12:51,300
The new high-tech trailers
317
00:12:51,300 --> 00:12:53,133
were now safe from the wrath
318
00:12:53,133 --> 00:12:54,300
of the twister,
319
00:12:54,300 --> 00:12:56,934
who dropped all it had
in its path,
320
00:12:56,934 --> 00:12:58,834
till it played out its rage
321
00:12:58,834 --> 00:13:00,400
and wore down to a level
322
00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:02,234
where our hero stomped out
323
00:13:02,234 --> 00:13:04,234
the annoying dust devil.
324
00:13:04,234 --> 00:13:06,067
You can call me a wise guy,
325
00:13:06,067 --> 00:13:07,868
a cranky old grump,
326
00:13:07,868 --> 00:13:09,434
but when it comes to tornadoes,
327
00:13:09,434 --> 00:13:12,100
heh! I'm nobody's chump.
328
00:13:12,100 --> 00:13:14,667
[ALL CHEERING]
329
00:13:17,701 --> 00:13:18,901
And that's a story
330
00:13:18,901 --> 00:13:21,167
all little trailers
should know.
331
00:13:21,167 --> 00:13:23,000
ALL:
Good night, Gramps.
[SQUEAKING]
332
00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:26,400
Good night, kids.
Now, I gotta go.
333
00:13:28,834 --> 00:13:31,000
Up to the roof.
It's a quarter to 9.
334
00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:32,534
Time for an old pal
335
00:13:32,534 --> 00:13:34,434
to turn on my sign.
336
00:13:34,434 --> 00:13:36,434
[***]
337
00:13:45,834 --> 00:13:47,334
We two
are old friends now.
338
00:13:47,334 --> 00:13:49,000
We share in the work.
339
00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,300
But I don't
pay him much
340
00:13:50,300 --> 00:13:52,734
'cause he's still
a big jerk.
341
00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:56,267
[***]
342
00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:03,200
[***]
343
00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:10,267
Gee, Brain. What do
you wanna do tonight?
344
00:14:10,267 --> 00:14:13,133
The same thing we do
every night, Pinky.
345
00:14:13,133 --> 00:14:15,501
Try to take over the world.
346
00:14:17,367 --> 00:14:19,200
* They're Pinky
And the Brain *
347
00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:21,300
* They're Pinky
And the Brain *
348
00:14:21,300 --> 00:14:23,234
* One is a genius *
349
00:14:23,234 --> 00:14:25,067
* The other's insane *
350
00:14:25,067 --> 00:14:27,033
* To prove their mousy worth *
351
00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:29,033
* They'll overthrow
The Earth *
352
00:14:29,033 --> 00:14:31,100
* They're dinky
They're Pinky *
353
00:14:31,100 --> 00:14:34,667
* And the Brain, Brain, Brain,
Brain, Brain *
354
00:14:36,567 --> 00:14:38,567
[***]
355
00:14:42,601 --> 00:14:45,801
ANNOUNCER:
And now we visit the
Warner Bros. animation studio
356
00:14:45,801 --> 00:14:49,000
for another segment in
our almost nonexistent series
357
00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:50,801
on the making of cartoons.
358
00:14:50,801 --> 00:14:53,367
Today, voice recording.
359
00:14:53,367 --> 00:14:55,000
Here in a recording studio,
360
00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:57,200
actors must
occasionally replace lines
361
00:14:57,200 --> 00:15:00,434
and add new ones while they
watch the action on a screen.
362
00:15:00,434 --> 00:15:03,300
In this case, the Brain
has been brought back
363
00:15:03,300 --> 00:15:05,234
to replace some dialogue.
364
00:15:05,234 --> 00:15:09,067
PINKY:
We're here. Narf! Ha-ha-ha!
365
00:15:09,067 --> 00:15:10,634
Brain, you're here.
Great.
366
00:15:10,634 --> 00:15:12,467
And only 45 minutes
late today.
367
00:15:12,467 --> 00:15:13,934
You, leave.
368
00:15:13,934 --> 00:15:16,300
But, Brain, I--
I'm the producer.
369
00:15:16,300 --> 00:15:18,033
Then leave very quickly.
370
00:15:19,667 --> 00:15:21,167
You as well. Go.
371
00:15:21,167 --> 00:15:22,234
Come on, Brain.
372
00:15:22,234 --> 00:15:24,133
I write all your best material.
373
00:15:24,133 --> 00:15:26,701
Shakespeare wrote
my best material.
374
00:15:26,701 --> 00:15:29,901
You write drivel unfit
for a light-bulb commercial.
375
00:15:29,901 --> 00:15:31,667
You too, leave.
376
00:15:31,667 --> 00:15:32,801
Go. Out.
377
00:15:32,801 --> 00:15:35,100
Brain, I am
the director.
378
00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:36,901
You were the director.
379
00:15:36,901 --> 00:15:39,067
Pinky will direct
this session.
380
00:15:40,367 --> 00:15:43,167
But--
I take direction from one person
381
00:15:43,167 --> 00:15:44,734
under protest.
382
00:15:44,734 --> 00:15:46,467
But from two
I don't sit still.
383
00:15:46,467 --> 00:15:48,100
Now go.
384
00:15:48,100 --> 00:15:49,501
I can't believe
that guy.
385
00:15:49,501 --> 00:15:51,834
I Taft-Hartley'd him
on his first job.
386
00:15:51,834 --> 00:15:53,501
I heard that.
387
00:15:55,133 --> 00:15:57,067
PINKY: Hi, Harry.
Hi.
388
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,934
Ready to go, Brain?
Yes.
389
00:16:09,934 --> 00:16:11,934
PINKY:
Okay. We're going to
run the picture,
390
00:16:11,934 --> 00:16:14,000
and you read the copy.
391
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:17,334
Animaniacs 406-859,
take one.
392
00:16:20,801 --> 00:16:23,567
"We know a remote farm
in Lincolnshire
393
00:16:23,567 --> 00:16:25,367
"where Mrs. Buckley lives.
394
00:16:25,367 --> 00:16:27,367
Every July,
peas grow there."
395
00:16:27,367 --> 00:16:29,133
Do you really mean that?
396
00:16:29,133 --> 00:16:32,400
Uh, yeah. But if you could start
a half second later...
397
00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:35,367
Don't you think you really wanna
say "July" over the snow?
398
00:16:35,367 --> 00:16:36,767
Isn't that the fun of it?
399
00:16:36,767 --> 00:16:38,567
I think it's so nice
that you see
400
00:16:38,567 --> 00:16:40,000
a snow-covered field
401
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,300
and say, "Every July, peas
grow there."
PINKY: Um--
402
00:16:42,300 --> 00:16:44,667
We're talking about 'em growing,
and she's picked 'em.
403
00:16:44,667 --> 00:16:47,367
Well, we want to be
out of that snowy field.
404
00:16:47,367 --> 00:16:49,634
But I was out.
We were on to a can of peas,
405
00:16:49,634 --> 00:16:51,367
a big...dish of peas,
406
00:16:51,367 --> 00:16:52,667
when I said "in July."
407
00:16:52,667 --> 00:16:55,167
PINKY: Oh, sorry.
Yes, always.
408
00:16:55,167 --> 00:16:57,634
I'm always p-past that.
PINKY: Y-you are.
409
00:16:57,634 --> 00:16:59,267
Yes.
Um...
410
00:16:59,267 --> 00:17:02,400
can you emphasize a bit "in,"
"in July"?
411
00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:04,501
Why? That doesn't
make any sense.
412
00:17:04,501 --> 00:17:07,868
Sorry. There's no known way
of saying an English sentence
413
00:17:07,868 --> 00:17:10,901
in which you begin a sentence
with "in" and emphasize it.
414
00:17:10,901 --> 00:17:14,133
Get me a jury and show me
how you can say, "in July,"
415
00:17:14,133 --> 00:17:15,868
and I'll make cheese
for you.
416
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:18,067
That's just idiotic, if you'll
forgive my saying so.
417
00:17:18,067 --> 00:17:20,667
That's just stupid.
"In July."
418
00:17:20,667 --> 00:17:23,200
Impossible, meaningless.
419
00:17:24,901 --> 00:17:27,367
I was just thinking that--
You aren't thinking.
420
00:17:28,634 --> 00:17:30,767
Brain, it was my fault.
I said, "in July."
421
00:17:30,767 --> 00:17:32,334
If you could leave
"every July."
422
00:17:32,334 --> 00:17:34,434
You didn't say it.
He said it.
423
00:17:34,434 --> 00:17:36,868
You're a friend.
424
00:17:36,868 --> 00:17:38,534
Too much directing around here.
425
00:17:38,534 --> 00:17:39,934
Right,
why don't we move on?
426
00:17:39,934 --> 00:17:43,834
Um,
Animaniacs406-859,
427
00:17:43,834 --> 00:17:45,501
take two.
428
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,968
"We know a certain fjord
in Norway,
429
00:17:50,968 --> 00:17:53,667
near where the cod gather
in great shoals."
430
00:17:53,667 --> 00:17:55,667
"There, Jan St--
431
00:17:55,667 --> 00:17:57,567
St-- Staguland--" Shoot.
432
00:17:57,567 --> 00:18:00,601
Um, a fraction more on
that "shoals" thing, Brain.
433
00:18:00,601 --> 00:18:02,901
Because you rolled it
round there very nicely.
434
00:18:02,901 --> 00:18:05,033
Yes, roll it round
and I have no more time.
435
00:18:05,033 --> 00:18:07,167
You don't know
what I'm up against.
436
00:18:07,167 --> 00:18:08,901
This is a very wearying one.
437
00:18:08,901 --> 00:18:10,767
It's unpleasant to read.
438
00:18:10,767 --> 00:18:12,133
Unrewarding.
439
00:18:12,133 --> 00:18:14,367
Let's just move on.
Next cue.
440
00:18:14,367 --> 00:18:16,801
Here, under protest,
is "Beef Burgers."
441
00:18:18,734 --> 00:18:21,601
"We know a little place
in the American Far West
442
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:24,767
"where Charlie Briggs chops up
the finest prairie-fed beef
443
00:18:24,767 --> 00:18:25,901
and tastes--"
444
00:18:25,901 --> 00:18:28,167
This is a lot of tripe,
you know that?
445
00:18:29,267 --> 00:18:31,367
You want one more?
We do, actually.
446
00:18:31,367 --> 00:18:33,734
And you missed the first "beef",
actually, completely.
447
00:18:33,734 --> 00:18:34,934
What do you mean,
missed it?
448
00:18:34,934 --> 00:18:37,334
You're emphasizing
"prairie-fed."
449
00:18:37,334 --> 00:18:38,868
But you can't emphasize "beef."
450
00:18:38,868 --> 00:18:41,501
That's like wanting me
to emphasize "in" before "July."
451
00:18:41,501 --> 00:18:44,000
Come on, fellas, you're losing
your heads.
PINKY: Sorry.
452
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,467
I wouldn't direct a living actor
like this in Shakespeare,
453
00:18:46,467 --> 00:18:48,067
the way you do this.
It's impossible.
454
00:18:48,067 --> 00:18:50,234
PINKY:
Well, you did
the first six lines and--
455
00:18:50,234 --> 00:18:52,901
The right reading for this
is the one I'm giving it.
456
00:18:52,901 --> 00:18:54,033
At the moment.
457
00:18:54,033 --> 00:18:55,968
I heard
that.
458
00:18:58,033 --> 00:18:59,901
[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
459
00:18:59,901 --> 00:19:01,934
You are such pests.
460
00:19:01,934 --> 00:19:04,133
Now, what is it you want?
461
00:19:04,133 --> 00:19:06,234
In your depths of
your ignorance,
462
00:19:06,234 --> 00:19:07,834
what is it you want?
463
00:19:07,834 --> 00:19:09,701
Whatever it is you want,
I can't deliver it,
464
00:19:09,701 --> 00:19:11,067
'cause I just don't see it.
465
00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:13,133
That was absolutely fine.
It really was.
466
00:19:13,133 --> 00:19:15,434
Now, could we just have
one more go, please, sorry?
467
00:19:15,434 --> 00:19:17,100
Why?
I just did it right.
468
00:19:17,100 --> 00:19:19,300
I'm not used to having more
than one person in there.
469
00:19:19,300 --> 00:19:21,534
One more word out of you,
and you go, is that clear?
470
00:19:21,534 --> 00:19:22,934
Yes, sir.
471
00:19:22,934 --> 00:19:24,467
Who the heck are you, anyway?
472
00:19:24,467 --> 00:19:25,667
HARRY:
I'm the engineer.
473
00:19:25,667 --> 00:19:27,701
Well, why are you asking me
for another one?
474
00:19:27,701 --> 00:19:30,033
Well, I thought
there was a slight gonk.
475
00:19:30,033 --> 00:19:31,968
Jiminy.
476
00:19:31,968 --> 00:19:35,100
What is a gonk? Do you mind
telling me what that is, please?
477
00:19:35,100 --> 00:19:37,868
Well, it's like a "narf,"
but from outside.
478
00:19:37,868 --> 00:19:40,601
"Like a narf but from outside."
479
00:19:42,434 --> 00:19:45,300
So can we just have
one more go, Brain?
480
00:19:45,300 --> 00:19:47,501
No. Absolutely not.
481
00:19:47,501 --> 00:19:50,434
There's no money in the world
worth this kind of aggravation.
482
00:19:52,234 --> 00:19:53,467
If you want this done,
483
00:19:53,467 --> 00:19:55,033
you'll just have to
find some actor
484
00:19:55,033 --> 00:19:57,501
who does...impressions.
485
00:19:59,634 --> 00:20:01,667
Good luck and good day.
486
00:20:03,767 --> 00:20:05,767
WOMAN:
All right, are you
all here to audition
487
00:20:05,767 --> 00:20:06,968
for the part of the Brain?
488
00:20:06,968 --> 00:20:09,400
ALL:
Yes, always.
489
00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:11,033
[***]
490
00:20:13,234 --> 00:20:14,334
[CLEARS THROAT]
491
00:20:14,334 --> 00:20:15,868
On second thought, fellas,
492
00:20:15,868 --> 00:20:18,267
let's...try it again,
shall we?
493
00:20:18,267 --> 00:20:19,501
Right-o, Brain.
494
00:20:19,501 --> 00:20:20,934
But, Pinky...
495
00:20:20,934 --> 00:20:23,667
remember,
we must be finished by 6.
496
00:20:23,667 --> 00:20:26,100
Why, Brain?
What are we gonna do tonight?
497
00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:28,601
The same thing we do
every night, Pinky.
498
00:20:28,601 --> 00:20:31,100
Try to take over the world.
499
00:20:31,100 --> 00:20:32,868
* They're dinky
They're Pinky *
500
00:20:32,868 --> 00:20:35,501
* And the Brain, Brain, Brain,
Brain, Brain *
501
00:20:38,234 --> 00:20:39,634
[***]
502
00:21:08,234 --> 00:21:09,968
ALL:
Ciao-a-bunga.
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