All language subtitles for Thelma (2024)

- Uh, how do I...
- How do you what?

I need the, uh...
Oh, where is it?

Where's the...
where's the what?

Yeah, this thing has gone nuts.

I don't know.

I can't... Oh, shit. I give...

What are you looking for?

Bobby's email.

Oh. Scroll down.

I'm scrolling.

No, you're not scrolling.

- Look.
- Oh.

Look, this is scrolling.

Okay.

- No, wait.
- What?

- Wait. Wait. Wait.
- What? What?

What... The... Stop
fussing with it.

What's this?

This is an ad for Neiman Marcus.

Get rid of it.

You don't have to trash it.
Could just stay in your inbox.

Yeah, but who needs it?

What's an inbox?

It's where, um, where all
your emails are stored.

It's like a big folder

on your computer with
all of the emails.

What's a computer?

This is a computer.

I know this is a computer,
but what is it really?

How does it function?

It's, um...

Let's come back to that.

- Yes. There.
- Yeah?

There. That's it.

♪ [singing "Some Enchanted
Evening" over computer] ♪

♪ Some enchanted evening ♪

♪ You will meet a stranger ♪

Mm.

- Pretty fast.
- Very fast.

It's not a stuntman?

No, that's the whole thing.
He does it all himself.

- Wow.
- That's Cruise.

Terrific.

- You got big plans tonight?
- Eh, just dinging around.

You spoken to Allie?

We're still on a break.

I'm just, you know, trying
to give her a little space,

and... I'm just
not really sure

what my selling points
are at the moment.

Oh,

well, you're a
wonderful grandson.

You know computers.
You have your hair.

I think it's gonna
start to go early.

Well, you can't get
hung up on that.

Yeah. We're just in different
places as people, you know?

She... she thinks I'm stuck.

You're too young to be stuck.

I don't feel young.

Well, I don't feel old.

- Oy.
- "Oy" is right.

You're gonna land on
your feet. Like Cruise.

Who is it they say
lands on their feet?

I think cats.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

But I guess in a way,
it could be about both.

Mm.

Do you want this?

It's a marble. I
got a ton of these.

Sure.

How about some pretzels?
I got a ton of pretzels.

Only if, yeah, you
don't need them.

No, I can't chew them.

What... Could you please
just wear this when I go?

- Ugh, I'm fine.
- I know you are.

You... you... you
probably won't need it,

but I'll just feel better
if you wear it, okay?

What's the point?

- If I fall, I'm toast.
- Come on.

That's why I don't fall.

Don't say that, please.

For my mental health?

Okay.

- For my guardian angel.
- Thank you.

It's... it's just a, you know,

- precautionary measure.
- Mm.

What's your plan for the day?

Ah, the usual.

Japan's economy moved faster

than initially estimated
in this first quarter.

European markets
mixed this hour...

♪ Papa loves mambo ♪

♪ Papa loves mambo ♪

♪ Mama loves mambo ♪

♪ Mama loves... ♪

Oh, my God.

That's funny.

Come on.

Um...

Oh.

Eh.

Hiya, Thel. Ben here.

Looks like I missed you again.

I just got my scooter
back from the shop.

She's running smooth.

I'm around this week if you
want to pop by for lunch.

You know, I read a terrific...

...article about mangoes

that I thought you might enjoy.

They seem to have

many wonderful...

Automated Voice:
Message deleted.

I could recite that line

from memory.

I can't remember

anything I learned in the '80s

beyond that, like no
Shakespeare, no poems,

barely any math or science.

Automated Voice:
Hearing aid connected.

Caller 1: Grandma.

Hello?

Caller 1: Grandma, it's me.

- Can you hear me?
- Danny?

Caller 1: I got
into an accident.

What are you saying?

You got into an
accident? What happened?

Caller 1: I'm in jail.

You're in jail? Oh, my God.

Caller 1: I hit a woman. Sh...

She was pregnant, and I... I
don't know what's happening,

but they're holding me here.

You sound so strange.
Do you have a cold?

Caller 1: I have
a broken nose.

- The... the airbag went off.
- Uh...

Caller 1: Okay, you're
gonna get a call.

It's... Okay? It's a...
it's a defense attorney.

Okay.

Caller 1: He's
gonna bail me out,

but you need to
send him the money.

I'm so sorry. I can't
believe this happened.

He's gonna call you.

Oh, they're calling now.

Caller 1: That...
that's him. Pick it up.

Caller 2: Hello. Miss Post?

Yes, this is Thelma Post.

My grandson, Danny Markowitz,

was involved in an
accident of some kind.

Uh, uh, he has a broken nose.

Caller 2: Can you confirm
his full legal name?

Daniel Markowitz.

Daniel Alexander Markowitz.

Caller 2: Okay, yes,

I'm looking at his
file right now.

What... what do you
need? What can I...

Caller 2: I'm
going to need you

to mail 10,000 dollars
to this address.

Ten thousand dollars?
Well... Oh, my God.

Caller 2: Can you drive
to the post office?

No, no, I don't drive
anymore. I don't have a car.

Caller 2: Well,
how about a cab?

And remember, it has to be cash.

We don't want him
sitting there any longer

than he has to.

I'm going to give you
the mailing address.

Okay.

- Caller 2: Are you ready?
- Yes.

Oh.

Oh.

You noticed a change
on the Zoloft?

Oh, I've been feeling
less anxious lately,

- but I actually feel a little tired.
- Mm. Mm-hmm.

So, I don't know.

This one has been good every
time I've gone to them.

This time I'm asking
for sea kayaks,

and this place is like...

...70 miles from the ocean.

But I don't know...

Gail, something has happened.

Mom, wait, wait,
wait, wait. Slow down.

- Who did you talk to?
- Daniel.

Oh, Gail, he was so
upset. He was so upset.

Okay, I'm calling him right now.

[over cellphone] Oh, my
God. He's not picking up.

Oh, my God.

I'm calling the house line.

Oh, my God.

- Ah, Mom, Alan is calling.
- What?

Alan is calling.
I'll call you back.

What's going on?

My mother got a call

from Daniel, and
apparently he's in jail.

Someone broke his nose.

Who told her that?

She spoke to him.
She spoke to Daniel.

And then I tried calling
him and I can't get him.

And he's not picking
up his phone?

No. I'm gonna try him again.

Okay. I'm getting in the car.

Uh, let me know what you hear.

Hello?

And he was going on and on
about how you hit someone,

and it was worse than you think.

- And she was pregnant and...
- I hit a pregnant woman?

Like, I struck her with my fist?

Oh, no, no, no, it
was a car accident.

No, yeah, this was all
happening inside of a car.

Oh. Okay, well, that...
Yeah, that makes more sense.

Well, what are
you talking about?

No, I misunderstood.

Why weren't you
picking up your phone?

I was asleep.

At 10:30? I called
you at 10:30.

And then... and then...

Yeah, but I went out last
night with some friends.

- You didn't drive, did you?
- Um...

Did you get drunk? You know,
alcohol is a major depressant.

It's... Wendy Horowitz's son

is completely
hooked on Don Julio.

- Don Julio.
- He's... He can't hold a job.

He's in and out of rehabs.

He's... Has no
sense of agency.

- And he vapes.
- He vapes.

He's completely lost, and
he may never find himself.

Are you paying attention?

- Yes, I understand.
- Do you?

Yeah. I mean, it's...
it's an issue.

Mom, did you really
think it was Daniel?

I mean, how did you
think this was real?

Mom, you thought
it was real, too.

Well, she was very convincing.

Well, she was
scared, your mother.

- I was so...
- We were all scared.

I wasn't quite as scared,
just for the record.

We'll see what happens
when you get a call, buddy.

I wouldn't be fooled. My
mind is sharp as a tack.

What?

I said I wouldn't be fooled.

My mind is sharp as a tack.

- What's he saying?
- He's making a joke.

- Oh.
- You want to try it again?

- What's the joke, Alan?
- Never mind.

- Never mind.
- It wasn't a joke.

- Never mind.
- Well, you know,

it was a close call, but...

it's over now.

Everything's okay.

I am so embarrassed.

- No.
- Don't be. You're home.

You're safe. That's
all that matters.

But I sent the money.

Oh.

You're speeding, Danny.

Well, we could report
a tracking number

if it's with Western
Union, FedEx, UPS.

With a letter, our
only real option

is to contact the
postal service,

and with these types of
things, the odds are slim,

especially without the address.

I think I have it here.

Aw, it's such a mean thing
to do. It's just sick.

Isn't there anything
that can be done?

A database of some kind.

We have no moral
center as a society.

This is a systemic issue.

- You have it?
- I don't have it.

If it's any comfort,

these kinds of scams
are increasingly common.

Well, how do they know who I am?

They contact people at random
using telephone listings

- and social networking sites.
- Like Facebook?

Sure. Like Facebook.

Well, how can Zuckemborg
let this happen?

Sorry?

Shouldn't Zuckemborg
be able to fix this?

Are you on Facebook?

- Am I?
- No you're not. She's not.

- Uh, this was a tangent.
- No.

Detective Morgan: I would
suggest canceling your cards

and freezing your
accounts until you're sure

you didn't provide
any information

that can leave the door
open to more fraud.

Beyond that, there's not
much we can do at this point.

Hmm.

Detective Morgan: Sorry.

No, you're not.

You want a blanket?

Or, um, water or anything?

No, I'll just close
my eyes for a minute.

She gets confused.

- Not really.
- It's more than before.

I haven't noticed that
big of a difference.

Little things, maybe.

She's gotten these calls before.

We may be entering a new phase.

What? What do you
mean... ...a new phase?

Now may be the time
where we really consider

whether or not living
alone is the best option.

- You think we're there?
- We're just... We're considering it.

I lost my wallet last week.

I don't think that was a sign
of my mind deteriorating.

No, that's a lack of
presence, sweetheart.

Did you order a
replacement license?

- Yeah, yeah. I did.
- Good 'cause you don't wanna be

driving without that. You
could end up in a database.

Why are you obsessed

with databases all of a sudden?

You don't want to end up in one.

Okay, well, I just think that...

this can be handled.

Maybe I can handle it.

What are you proposing?

I will come over more,
I'll call every day,

and I'll make sure that
she keeps her Lifeline on.

Oh, my God, I didn't
tell you this.

Susan's mother fell
into a fire pit.

Completely died.

What? Why are we
talking about this?

Well, because things happen
to people as they age.

Weird, crazy things like that.

- Was it on?
- I didn't ask.

I assumed it was.

This wouldn't have
happened a year ago.

She's not as
self-reliant as she was.

We can't just keep
doing what we're doing.

She's 93.

Well, maybe it's time
for assisted living.

You sure I can't stay over?

Oh, no. No, no.

- I've got things to do.
- Okay.

Yeah.

For my mental health.

Aw, Teddy.

I made a mistake.

- Uh, hi.
- Hello.

Do we know each other?

I'm not sure.

[sighs] You... you
look so familiar.

Do you know Judy? Judy Miller?

I don't think so.

Do you know Ellen?
Ellen Marcus?

No, I don't think so.

- Well, have a nice day.
- Bye, now.

Hi.

- I... I found the address.
- What? What address?

From the scam.

It was this tiny slip of paper.

You'll never guess
where I found it.

- Grandma, I'm sorry, it's going...
- It was...

- in the trash can...
- ...in and out.

I can't hear you that well.

...in the bathroom
at the post office.

Wait, you went to
the post office?

Yeah.

Well, how did you get there?

Well, I walked.

Grandma.

That's far. You should
not have done that.

Well, it's a few blocks.

Y... you can't... You need
to tell me if you're gonna...

go somewhere, so that
I can take you, okay?

What?

You... you should not have
gone that far on your own.

But I found it.
I have it here.

I know.

Maybe it's better to
just pause for now

and we can figure it
out together. Okay?

What about my money?

Am I supposed to just
let them have it?

Well, but the odds
of getting it back

are pretty slim, right?

I mean, the most important thing

is that you don't overdo it,
that... that you're safe.

I'm sorry about the money,

but it... it could
have been a lot worse.

Are you okay?
You're at home now?

Yeah, I'm at home.

Oh, great.

You need to go anywhere,
just tell me. I can take you.

Okay, darling. Appreciate
that. Speak soon.

Love you. Oh.

Cynthia, I... I'm afraid
I need a bit of a favor.

Uh, it's an odd
situation, and... Uh...

Oh, Sarah. I thought
you were Cynthia.

She did? How awful. Oh,
Sarah, I'm so sorry.

No, no, no. Never mind.
Forget I called. All is well.

Hello? Is Harvin there?

Well, what happened?

Oh, a stroke. Oh, I
am so sorry, Joan.

A heart attack?

Sepsis?

He moved to Cleveland?

Well, when did this happen?

Oh, God, I called Cynthia again.

Sarah, it was a mistake. I
know she's dead. Thank you.

Danny, I need a ride.

Just to get this out
of the way up top,

you were not at home.

All my friends are dead.

What? Don't say that.

Well, it's true.
They're all popping off.

I used to be in
four lunch groups.

Who's left? Judith?

She can't hear anything,
and she's a hunchback now.

I... I wouldn't want to
have lunch with her alone.

Herman's in Canada. Mona
doesn't leave the house.

I could ask Lee
Horner to join us,

but I don't have her number.

And Ruth burned
up in a fire pit.

I heard that. I'm sorry.

I didn't expect to get so old.

Well...

I'm glad you did.

Who do you know here, again?

You remember Ben. Ben Halpern?
He was married to Cheryl.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, you guys used to see
each other all the time.

I always found him, I
don't know, s... s... soft.

- Soft?
- I... I don't know. Fussy.

Oh.

Cheryl's dead, too.

She fell down some
stairs in their house.

She was there for hours
before they found her.

Poor thing.

I remember.

This car is filthy.

I've taken good care of
it. I'm gonna clean it.

Oh, you don't clean
it. Who raised you?

Your daughter.

This is your father's influence.

There are coins
all over the floor.

They fall out of his pockets
'cause he's got no waist.

Every time I ride with
him, I make five bucks.

- Want me to come in?
- Oh, I'm just saying hello.

I won't be long.
Thirty minutes.

If you need anything,
I'll be here.

Okay.

Then you'll go to The Roxy

and then an ice cream
soda at Rumpelmayer's

and then a hansom cab
ride around Central Park.

Gloria, that's your cue.

Oh, right. And what do I say?

Theater Director: "Golly."

All right. Okay.
Do you know? Golly.

Theater Director: Just
"golly." Just the line.

I did, didn't I? Yes?

Theater Director:
Uh, not... not quite.

We went through
that, and I said...

Theater Director: Why don't
we go back to hansom cab,

and then grab golly?

Ah, it is good to see you, Thel.

- You look terrific.
- Ah, I'm a balloon.

Well, what's with this?
Are you doing a play?

Yes. Annie. I got
Daddy Warbucks.

- Well, that's a big role.
- Yeah, I wasn't expecting it.

I thought I'd be
part of the chorus

or maybe Mr. Bundles.

We open tonight,
but Miss Hannigan...

she's senile,

and we got a lady
playing Roosevelt

because there's
never enough boys.

And Gloria, that's Annie,
she's a total amateur.

I'm going to have to
bring a lot of pizzazz.

You know, I think
about Teddy often.

What a special guy.

Uh, how long has it
been? Two years now?

- Just about two.
- Yeah, five for my Cheryl.

It feels like a dream.

- How are you holding up?
- Let's not be maudlin.

You going to show me your place?

Oh, oh, sure, sure. Come on.

Got a TV.

Window. Plants.

Do you mind?

Infection starts from the hands.

Director is trying to
get me to touch Gloria

in that scene where I adopt her,

but I'm not going to do
it. It's not worth it.

If it makes it worse, so be it.

It's not like we're
being reviewed.

Oh, this is Gary. We
call him Starey Gary.

It's not an insult.

It's just something
that happens.

I don't think he minds.

Everybody does
it. Not just me.

Everybody calls him that.

Ah. Isn't she a beauty?

Three wheels, 43
miles per charge,

and bright red, so
you can see me coming.

And a little basket
for whatever you need.

I like to put bread in there.

Not... not a whole bread
but just little pieces.

You put them in loose?

No, no, no. In...
in bags. Ziploc.

You think I could borrow it?

Borrow my scooter?

Well, I...

I'm in a bit of a situation.

- What?
- I'm in a bit of a situation.

It's...

Oh, it's a headache. The
less you know, the better.

Well, if it involves my
scooter, it involves me.

I... I don't want to
say in front of Gary.

Uh, Gary, can you
give us a second?

Is he going to listen?

I'm not sure, but
he's going to watch.

Have you got a telephone?

Yes.

Automated Voice:
Microphone enabled.

Hearing aid connected.

I got scammed,

but I have the address
where I sent the money.

It's a P.O. box in Van Nuys.
1534 San Fernando Road.

I'm on my way there now.

I'm going to try to figure out
who took it and get it back.

What are you, nuts?

That's absurd. You got
to tell the police.

- Oh, they're no use.
- What about your family?

- Not with this.
- It's a bad idea.

But you have a better one?

You're not thinking
straight. You're grieving.

At least you have your
health. Be grateful for that.

Listen, why don't
you stay for lunch?

We have a beautiful cafeteria
and wonderful melons. Fresh.

Sure.

D... do you think
I could try it out?

I... I may be in
the market for one.

I love driving. I miss it.

Nice and easy. Nice and easy.

Winston, can I
borrow your scooter?

Winston. Ah, I'm taking it.

Uh, are you talking to me?

- Thel.
- Son of a bitch.

Stay there. I'm coming to you.

What?

Ow.

Dang it.

Oh.

Thelma.

- Let's just talk.
- Everybody wants to talk.

My God. I just
needed your scooter.

Please be a doll and
don't make a fuss.

My grandson's
parked a block away.

I don't have much time.

You left your
grandson in the car?

Well, he's 24.

Please don't make
me go through you,

- Ben.
- Oh, no, you couldn't.

I got a titanium hip.

Well, should we put
that to the test?

I'm going, with or without you.

I'm not going to let
you go alone. I won't.

Hi. Um, I'm looking
for my grandma.

Thelma Post. White hair.

A little wobbly.
Very determined.

Okay.

She's not... she's not...

She doesn't live here, but
she's visiting a friend.

She would have come in
like 30 minutes ago.

Huh. So, I'm not
seeing her here...

- Okay.
- ...but...

- Grandma?
- Resident 1: Hello?

Oh, no. Sorry. Sorry.

Uh, I'm just looking
for my grandma. Sorry.

- Resident 2: Hello?
- Hi, there.

- You took my scooter?
- What? No.

You sound like the man
who took my scooter.

I didn't take... I promise,
I... I... No, I'm...

You're getting me nervous.
You're getting me nervous.

Sorry. I'm gonna go.

- Yeah, go.
- Uh, good luck.

What do you mean, "Good luck?"

If you took my scooter,
don't tell me good luck.

Do you know Ben? Uh...

Uh, Halpern, I believe?

Mom, uh, we may have a
little situation here.

No, I'm... I'm... I'm
fine. No, I'm not in jail.

No. Um, it's Grandma.

I got to be back by 8:00.

It's opening night, and
I don't want to miss it.

I got it. I got it.

Um, I checked every room.

She's not answering her phone,

but she should have
her Lyfe Line on.

So has she ever
wandered off before?

Never. Not like this.

One time, I thought I
lost her at Souplantation,

but she was just going back
for, uh, little pizzas.

Souplantation.

It was a buffet restaurant.
You could go back for more.

I can't believe it was
actually called Souplantation.

- I never processed that.
- Oh, wow.

Well, it had things
she could chew.

She can't chew anything.

She can chew some things, Alan.

It's, like... It's
confusing, you know,

what she can and can't chew.

Like, she can't have a
salad, but she can...

Like, last week,
she ate a cashew.

So she hasn't
wandered off before?

Except to a salad
bar? By choice?

- Exactly. Right?
- Yeah.

Well, um, I don't want
to alarm you guys,

but one of our
residents is missing.

- Oh.
- Um, yeah. Ben Halpern.

- Oh, Ben.
- Yeah, she, she um...

Are the two of them involved?

No. No. They're...
they're not even...

She doesn't even really
like him all that much.

Oh, so is there bad blood?

- What are you insinuating?
- Nothing.

No, no, no. Not like that.

We're just... we're just
trying to understand.

You know he has a show tonight.

- How would we know that?
- No.

Well, does his family...

Have you notified his
family that he's missing?

He doesn't have any family.

- So, no.
- Oh.

Aww.

Well, what can we be doing here?

Can you guys send out
some kind of senior alert?

- Uh, Silver Alert?
- A Silver Alert.

- No.
- No.

We are not authorized
to do that.

The police have to declare her

- a missing person.
- A missing person.

But she is a missing person.

- Don't you have somebody...
- We don't know where she is.

- It's only been an hour, right?
- Yeah, just one hour.

Right, it hasn't been that long.

Yeah, curtain's not until 8:00.

What's the show?

You're still talking
about the show?

- Annie.
- Annie.

- Oh, that's a good one.
- Oh.

So, uh, does Thelma have any
specific medical conditions

that we should know about?

She's had breast cancer,
double mastectomy,

sepsis, edema,

valve replacement,
hip replacement,

arrhythmia, brain tumor.

I think she actually has
a brain tumor right now.

Yeah, the doctor said
it was growing slowly...

- That's right. Yeah.
- ...so they could...

She has a brain tumor.
...just leave it in there.

And, so, all of that and a
brain tumor at the moment.

Yeah.

Wow, uh, thank you.

Thank you so much for
telling us all of that.

And she had the TGA, right?

- TGA?
- Transient global amnesia.

Yeah, it was about a year ago.

And, um, she just... she
got very disoriented.

She didn't know who she was.
She didn't know who we were.

Lasted only just about an hour.

But it was... it
was unsettling.

But she's a tough cookie.

Obviously, we want
help finding her.

It's just, it might
still be a, you know,

"going back to the buffet"
type of situation, I think.

Well, the good news
is, they rarely go far.

Uh, Thel,

why does this street
look so familiar to me?

We're stopping at Mona's.

Oh, I haven't seen
Mona since Berlin.

That was a fun trip, wasn't it?

What year was it? '95?

Um, '98, I think.

Ah, it was a bumpy flight,
but otherwise it was terrific.

You know Mona is
obsessed with me.

We... we never acted on it,

but she would always
stare at my legs

whenever I had short pants on.

Whatever you say, buddy.

Now, if you're right,
maybe we could use it.

Why are we stopping at Mona's?

To get a gun.

Oh, my God. What do
we need a gun for?

It's just a precaution.

Couple of schmegegges like
us turning up unannounced...

I like to be prepared.

Do you even know how to use it?

Well, how hard can it be?
Idiots use them all the time.

You're going to have
to distract her.

She's still sharp.

This is not going to be so easy.

Maybe I could do my monologue.

I'd rather you didn't.

Mona?

Thel, darling, did
we make a date?

Oh, no. No, no. We were
in the neighborhood.

- I would have put shoes on.
- Ben's here, too.

Good to see you, doll.

- Are you all right?
- Fine, fine.

Oh. Oh. Sit, dear.
Don't... don't clean.

Okay, okay.

Is it a roach?

Oh, you... you...
you got bugs?

I've been hunting 'em.
Can't seem to knock 'em off.

Oh, they're resilient.

That's why they make
worthy adversaries.

You get one, there are
ten more to replace him.

I've learned to pick my battles.

So, uh, how are you?

- How's your health?
- I'm alive.

Oh, isn't that something?

- I got to use the bathroom.
- Oh, good, dear.

Um...

We were just talking
about Berlin.

We stayed at that
wonderful hotel.

The Kimch...
Kimpinchky? Kimsky?

Did we take a trip?

Um, that was a long time ago.

Oh.

Um, you know, I'm
over at Belwood now.

They have the most
wonderful melons.

Cantaloupe.

Honeydew.

Jade dews.

- Berries.
- Berries?

Mm, yeah. All
kinds of berries.

Raspberries. Blueberries.

Blackberries.

Cherries.

Uh, elderberries.

"Annie, get your goddamn
hound out of my pool."

Thel, did we make a date?

Oh, no, no, I...

I was just in the neighborhood.

I would have put my shoes on.

Well, I think it's time
we were on our way.

- You're leaving?
- I know, I know.

We'll have to get a
lunch on the books.

I'd like that.

Can we get you anything?

I've got everything I need.

Goodbye, doll.

- Uh, she needs a charge.
- Oh.

I need to get IDs from everyone.

Sure. Here.

Thank you.

Can't find your wallet?

I... I, um... I have it.
I'm just not seeing my ID.

You're not even looking.
You're just patting.

Oh, yeah.

- Let me help.
- I, uh... Uh...

You didn't order a
replacement license?

- No, I did. I did.
- Don't lie.

- It's in there.
- Just tell us you didn't

- I'd rather know than be lied to.
- It's...

I haven't, uh, yet.

- Why would you keep this from us?
- Becau...

Why would you keep this
from us? This sucks.

- Daniel, that's really bad.
- But I'm... I'm gonna do it.

Can't drive without a license.

He can't drive
without a license.

I mean, he could, but
he... he shouldn't.

Okay, thank you, everyone.

You have to take care
of your vehicle, Daniel.

- Do you understand my...
- I understand.

This is the basics
of adult life.

Dad, please don't
embarrass me in front of...

Colin... ...and Rochelle.

We can give you guys a second.

Allie was very good
for you in that way.

She was very organized,

left-brained, a grounding force.

Can we please not
talk about Allie?

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

- Thank you.
- I know it's hard.

I just don't like to see
you suffer like this.

- Makes me want to cry.
- What? No.

I do. It makes me very sad.

- It's okay.
- I have to cry.

- Okay.
- I just need to get it out.

Do you want us to...

sit with you and... to
get a replacement license?

I... I can handle it.

- Let's just deal with one...
- I'm sorry.

...family crisis
at a time, okay?

Chaim took this. My cousin.

Did you ever meet Chaim?

- No.
- From Hinsdale.

He's not doing so hot,

but this is a beautiful picture.

She shouldn't be
living like that.

She's managing.

How is she getting her meals?

Uh, and when is the last time
she got out of that chair?

She's wasting away.

We all have our good
days and our bad days.

- And what's today?
- We'll find out.

Gary's going to
wonder where I am.

What's with you? Do
you miss that place?

- I like that place.
- What's to like?

I swim twice a week.
There's wonderful classes...

cooking classes, painting
classes, oopsie upsy.

- "Oopsie upsy"?
- Oopsie upsy.

That's when a professional
comes in and shows us

how to pick each other
up after we fall.

There's a tub lift,
a shower lift,

and a dual lift for
when a couple falls.

Does that happen often?

Uh, not often, but it
happens. Usually on a hill.

You have to use each other's
weight as a counterbalance.

Sounds interesting.

Cheryl used to cook,
pick up our socks,

keep the place together.

I'll take help
where I can get it.

I'm not ashamed.

It's not the same.

Why?

I always picked up the socks.

Hm.

- She posted.
- What? She posted something?

- I think it...
- No.

Yeah, five minutes...
By accident, I think.

- Five minutes ago.
- Oh, my God.

- Look, look.
- Let's see. Let's see. Let's see.

Do you recognize anything?

Make it bigger. Zoom in.

- Can you enhance it?
- Enhancing.

I see gas pumps, a
blue car, a pigeon.

- No, two pigeons.
- This is Tujunga. Tujunga.

- Yeah, um...
- Oh, isn't there

- a gas station on Tujunga?
- Moorpark

- and Tujunga.
- Yes!

Moorpark and Tujunga.

And we're going, we're going.

Ah, damn.

Come on. We g...
We got to move.

Waze says 12 minutes
via Chandler and Colfax.

Look at that.

Who created that?
Who thought it up?

A plug for a car.

Electricity goes
through, makes it run.

But what is electricity?
It boggles the mind.

Oh, I think I know her.

- Can you go a little faster?
- Yes, thank you.

- God. Please.
- I'm going the speed limit.

We are a law-abiding family.

Huh.

Wants me to make a left.

This is why I don't use Waze.

It wants you to make
all these crazy turns.

Marcy Wender's husband
was obsessed with Waze,

makes a psycho left,
ends up in Vons.

Estimates are very
accurate, Gail.

He paid thousands of dollars.

- No they're not.
- It's been proven.

Do you know Vi?
Vi Friedlander?

- Maybe through Saul.
- Saul?

- Gary's kid. Gary Newman?
- No, I don't know them.

- Oh. Did you go to Sinai?
- No, we were at Beth Am.

You just look so
terribly familiar to me.

Just have to ignore
all your instincts

and trust the technology.

Technology is what
got us into this mess

in the first place.
Can you go back?

- I can't go back.
- There's someone behind us.

- I see them.
- So, go.

- I can't go.
- There's a gap.

- There's a...
- There's a gap, Alan.

- Take it!
- Go, just go.

Go. Yes, yes.

- Yes, yes, yes.
- Yes, yes, yes.

Okay, okay, okay.

Ah!

Yes, yes, I did.

And we're back to 12 minutes.

Gary Newman.

Oh, no. My Gary is Rozelle.

Isn't that interesting?

Two different Garys,
but both Gary.

- How do you know each other?
- I guess we don't.

It seemed possible.

Alas.

Have a lovely day.

You too.

What?

- What?
- Oh.

- What happened?
- It... it's my grandson.

- Mom! Thelma!
- Grandma!

Oh, it's them.
Come on, get out.

- Thelma!
- Alan and Daniel: Thelma!

Hi. Have you seen a woman

with, like, white
hair? A real lady?

- Thelma!
- Thelma!

- Thelma!
- Thelma!

Oh, we can't make that.

Grandma.

What's that? Is that...

- Grandma!
- That is interesting.

- Oh, shit.
- Thelma!

- Oh, shit.
- What?

Her Lifeline.

What is it? Do you
have a location?

- What's it say?
- She's here.

- She's here.
- Ah. Where? Oh.

We are crazy.

Could it have fallen off?

Not on its own.

Just to consider
all our options,

is it... is it possible
she had another TGA?

- Her behavior's erratic.
- I... I don't know. Yeah.

I mean, it seems like it's
within the realm of possibility.

I'm... I'm just... I'm going
to Google it just to...

I told her not to take it off.

"Acute onset of
anterograde amnesia."

I can't remember if it was
on her wrist in the car.

She likes her independence
from that thing. She just...

Sometimes she puts
it in her bag.

I... I can't remember.

"...signs indicating damage
to a particular area..."

I should have walked her in.

It's in the past. Hmm?

Why didn't you?

- She didn't want me to.
- Why didn't she want you to?

- I don't know, Mom. I...
- Don't yell.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
I just... I'm upset.

Yeah, we're all upset.

This is exactly what we
have been trying to avoid,

and now my mother is at large.

I can't... I
can't do anything.

I literally can't do anything.
I'm such a little bitch.

Don't call yourself that. God.

I truly have no
ability to do anything.

I can't do anything with
my hands. I can't...

What do you want to
do with your hands?

I don't know. Nothing.
I just... I can't...

I don't know facts.

I have no qualifications
for any jobs.

I... I can't do math.

It's basically why Allie
and I aren't together.

Because you couldn't do math?
I thought she could do math.

It's just another
thing that I can't do.

I haven't done the I.D.

because every time I
go on the computer,

I get all confused
by the stupid website

and all the classifications

and the... and
the... and the terms.

Do you have visual,
uh, what's it?

- Processing.
- Processing issues?

Sure. Or maybe I'm just
a stupid little bitch

- who can't do anything.
- Don't say "bitch."

- Stop.
- Stop saying "bitch."

I lost Grandma. Fuck!

Think we're getting closer?

- Thelma?
- Hang on.

- What is it?
- I don't know where we are.

Oh, don't say that.

I thought we were heading north.

I'm gonna go find help.

Oh, no, Ben, give me a
moment. Let me orient myself.

Ben.

Ben, don't make a scene.

You don't listen to me, Thel.
You don't listen to anybody.

If I listened to you, I'd
be your roommate by now.

Go home, Ben. You
don't want to be here.

- We should call your family.
- Out of the question.

- What about your grandson?
- No.

- No.
- Why?

Because I'm not like you, Ben.

As much as you may want me
to be, I like to be useful.

We're more alike than you think.

What's that supposed to mean?

We're old.

Diminished.

We're a liability
to the ones we love.

You can tell yourself different,

but you know that
they're worried sick.

What's to worry about?

I move from point to
point. I don't complain.

I am the same. And
you would be, too,

if you stopped feeling
sorry for yourself.

It doesn't work that way.

You start acting like a baby,
people treat you like a baby.

Bullshit.

You know how I know?
Because I couldn't...

I couldn't hear
her when she fell.

We're not what we were.

We're the only ones left.

The least we can do is
take care of each other.

Call your family.

I don't need them.
I don't need you.

I just needed your scooter.

We were stopped.

Did you put the
parking brake on?

I didn't know there was one.

I didn't know. I...
I'm sorry, Ben.

You're not sorry.

Ben, where are you going?

I'm not waiting!

We've all lost her before.

I've lost her at
Gelson's a few times.

The woman likes to keep moving.

Especially if she has that cart.

When she sets her
mind to something,

there's no stopping her.

She doesn't eat,
she doesn't sleep.

She just, like, keeps
that laser focus...

- Hmm.
- ...till the task is done.

This is different than Gelson's.

Well, I'm aware it's different.

But she's a grown woman

who's a little faster
than you would hope.

And you can't be
responsible for her

every second of every day.

We shouldn't have
put that on you.

It was too much.

I know that she's not
gonna live forever.

But I just... when it happens,

I want it to be not
horrific, you know?

Like, a good death.

There is no good death.

I'm gonna take a walk.

Oh, can we go with you?

- I'll go with him.
- I want to go with him.

No, no, no, no, I'm...
I want to go alone.

I just need a little, um...

- space to think.
- Where are you walking?

- Where are you gonna go?
- I don't know, just...

Do you... do you have
your phone on you?

Please don't keep it on silent.

- No. Here. Take...
- Can you do that for me?

- ...take this.
- For my mental health?

I'm gonna be close. It's fine.

- Just... It's fully charged.
- Okay.

And it just snaps on here.

There we go.

Have a nice walk. I love you.

I love you, too.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Ah.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

I'm sorry. About all of it.

But we gave it a
good try, didn't we?

Yes, we did.

I lived with my
parents till I was 23.

Then I moved in with Teddy...

and I lived with
him until I was 91.

I've lived just me
for two years now.

Gets lonely sometimes.

And I miss Teddy.

But I... I tried sushi, and
I liked that quite a bit.

I've enjoyed my time alone.

I guess I wanted more of it.

I think I know her.

- Lois?
- Thelma!

We just saw Swan Lake.

And it was set during
the Korean War,

so the dancers were all
dressed like soldiers.

I... I don't know
that I understood it,

but it was beautifully staged.
I think it was very political.

- Sounds interesting.
- It was, yes.

So, where can we take you?

Oh. Just home. Ben,
what's your address?

We're heading to 1534
San Fernando Road.

Well, we've come this far.
We might as well finish it.

Well, what about your show?

There is no show
without Daddy Warbucks.

Twenty-one.

- What now?
- We wait.

- [over cellphone] Hi.
- Hey.

Thanks for picking up. Um...

Are you slinging those
crunchy-crunchy tiki tacos?

Yeah. Yeah, that's why
they pay me the big bucks.

How's it going with you?

[over cellphone] Okay.

Um, bad, actually.

My grandma's missing,

and I'm camped out
at an old folks' home

- with my parents.
- Wait, what? How?

She went to visit a friend,

and then they went
missing together.

It's been a couple hours so far.

I mean, the whole thing is
just... I don't know, it's...

They didn't sign
out or anything,

but I was supposed
to watch her, so...

Okay, well, uh, could she
have just gone somewhere

without telling you guys?

That's what we thought.

We thought it could be a
Souplantation situation.

A... a what?

No, nothing. I mean,
it's possible, I guess.

Well, I only asked
because she's...

obsessed with errands, right?

Well, yeah. She has a
healthy respect for errands.

Well, I know you
really love her.

I'm sure you're
super worried, but...

Maybe she's just
doing something.

You know? On her own.

Yeah.

I hope so.

Hey, I've also been
wanting to call you.

I was thinking about
taking some classes,

maybe an adult math class,

or, like, just brush up on...
on some of those essentials.

- What are you talking about?
- Self-improvement.

I'm just saying I... I can
learn to do more things,

adding and subtracting,
uh, fractals.

Like, I can take the great
leap from boy to man.

You're driving me
nuts, do you know that?

I do. I... I do know
that, very much.

Sorry. It's so
freaking hot in here.

Okay, well, go for a walk.

My folks asked me to stay close.

Well, if you ever
take that great leap,

for what it's worth, I
think you could make it.

- Oh, my God!
- What?

Um, there's, uh, been a
guy in here the whole time.

We used to call bread
the staff of life.

But now nobody
wants to eat bread.

But there are delicious
breads being made now.

It's a conundrum.

And some people like
toast with toppings.

Mm. Interesting.

The way we think about
bread has changed, so.

You want bread?
We've got bread.

There you go.

Ugh!

- Oh, it's like a rock.
- I couldn't even chew it.

- Can you see him?
- That's him.

Ah, he's coming out.

Oh, come on.

You keep a lookout.

Uh, I'm gonna go in and
try to talk to them.

If things get funny,
you go for help.

- How will I know?
- Well, you'll be with me.

Automated Voice:
Microphone enabled.

Hearing aid connected.

Hello?

Thel, I think I see
a door in the back.

Lamp down ahead.
Lift those heels.

There's a stack of
loose Hummels, or...

or maybe they're gnomes

or some kind of little animals.

Be... be careful.

Gets a little hairy up ahead.

Take your time.

Oh!

What happened?

Oh. W... what are you doing?

It's a mess.

Don't clean!

Well, you have to with
glass. It's not right.

Not now. Get your
act together.

- Easy, easy.
- Ah.

Uh, yes! Ah! Well
done. Well done, Thel.

Okay. Let's go.

Yes, sir.

Hesitating is gonna cost you.

Yeah, quite a bit.

No, there's gonna be some
unpleasantness ahead.

I mean, we just don't want
him sitting in holding

any longer than he has to.

Yes, I know, but even
good boys make mistakes.

- Hi. May I help you?
- Who's that?

I'm Thelma. Thelma Post.

Huh.

You might recognize me.

From the telephone.

Hmm. No, I can't
say I do, ma'am.

Uh, at this moment in
time, we're closed.

But why don't you
come back tomorrow?

I've got a shipment of,
uh, what do you call them?

A woman inside a
woman inside a woman.

- Uh, Russian nesting dolls?
- Yeah.

Now, at least I think they're
women. I mean, I haven't checked.

There may be a little
fella in there somewhere.

Where's my money?

- Sorry?
- You heard me.

Yes, I heard you. I'm
not sure I understood.

You called me.

You pretended to be my grandson.

You took advantage of me.

That's a hefty accusation.

I think you've got
the wrong idea.

Listen, buddy, I
came a long way.

Hm, well, you've made a mistake.

That's okay. You know,
I make mistakes, too.

But let's not make another.

I'm... I'm contacting
the authorities.

Well, what are you
gonna tell 'em?

You broke into my store?

9-1-1. What's your emergency?

I'd like to report a
robbery. Ah! Uh, uh...

The... Thel?

Thel, are you there?

Look, I just want you to
know that it's not personal.

I mean, we're not
selling like we used to.

People these days, they...

they don't care
about old things.

I'm just trying to
keep the lights on.

We have a lot of lights.

- So, it's very expensive.
- Yeah. Thank you, Michael.

I bet this whole thing
has been a headache, huh?

Look, I don't expect you
to leave here empty-handed.

Why don't we make a deal, huh?

I'll keep your deposit,

but I'll cut you
in on the next one.

Yeah, I'm happy to negotiate.

I'll give you the
senior discount.

Well, that isn't
gonna work for me.

And you should know,

if I'm not out in five minutes,

my partner calls the cops.

You want me to beg?

Then I'll beg.

Look, what do you want me to do?

Give it back?

I'll lose the store. I'll
be out on the street.

Nobody cares.

Nobody cares about me.

Everybody's buying
their shit on Amazon.

I just take what
I need to survive.

So, why do you need it so bad?

Because it's mine, and
I decide who gets it.

You're being unreasonable.

Michael, get my keys.

Ah...

Uh, uh...

- Huh?
- No, no. I, uh...

How did I... huh.

Uh, I, uh... oh. Ah.

I'm... I'm... I'm sorry.

I... I don't
recognize this pla...

Oh. I, uh...

I... I need to
call my husband.

Hm. Of course.

What's your name, dear?

- I'm Harvey.
- Harvey?

- Yeah.
- Harvey? Harvey.

Come and sit down now.

Harvey.

We'll call him. Yeah, yeah.

Talk to me, Thel.
What's going on?

I'm terribly sorry
for the imposition.

Oh, please. It's all right.

No. Happens to the best of us.

The mind is a funny thing.

Now, what's your
husband's number?

I'll get you home.

My money, Harvey.

Michael! Coward.

You were very
convincing, Harvey.

Why, you could
have been an actor.

Not a star, maybe, but
even so, what a waste.

Do you know how
to use that thing?

No.

Fuck! Jesus Christ!
Okay, okay, okay.

Where is it?

- In there.
- Where?

It's been deposited into
my account on the computer.

- Well, get it out.
- I can't.

- What do you mean, you can't?
- Michael does the computers.

Oh, this is ridiculous. Oh.

It's just me and you now.

And me.

- Who the fuck is that?
- My friend.

Here. Here, you take this.
I... I need both hands.

- What happened to Michael?
- I beat him up.

Where's the mouse?
There's the mouse.

Come on. Move.

What? What is
that? It's a shoe!

- It looks like a shoe.
- It's a shoe.

Ben, don't look at
it. Look at him.

W... what do I do with
it? I... I'm gonna "X" it.

No, no, don't do that!

Well, you don't know what it is.

That's a baby.

Oh, God. I don't
know how to do this.

Hello?

Danny?

Grandma! Oh, my God.

Are you... okay?
Where are you?

I'll tell you,

but you have to
promise me something.

What?

Come alone.

- Huh.
- What?

His heart rate is slowing.

We're getting closer.

- Yeah, yeah.
- We're getting closer.

I just... okay,
now a little more,

little more, little
more. Ah! Ah!

Tell me what you're looking at!

It... it's a family and a
baby, and they're everywhere.

Great, great. Are there words?

Yeah, it says, uh,
Lincoln Mutual.

Yep! It's an ad. You
need to find the "X."

- Well, there's no red "X."
- No, but it's not always red.

Sometimes they hide
it, so look closer.

Top right.

- I "X" ed it.
- Great! Um...

Remember the...

the computer's the library,

and the search
bar's the librarian.

You're gonna ask
it for information,

and then it's gonna
give it to you.

Where is the bank?

Ye... uh, are you
talking to me?

No, I... I'm
asking the machine.

It can't hear you.

Is there a Sari or a Siri,
or is she not in there?

She's not there. That...
that's in your phone.

But y... you don't need her.

I don't talk to her.

She talks to me.

"Valley..."

financial...

dot-com.

Hit "Enter." You see "Enter"?

I'm in!

What's the password?

I don't know.

Look around you. Is
there, uh, a notebook

or a desk, papers,
anything like that?

- Oh, my God.
- What?

The password is "Password."

Classic!

Now, click inside of that
box and type that in.

That's cute.

Goddamn dumb-ass.
Password, Michael?

Come on!

I'm moving to "Transfer."

Oh, God.

- What?
- It wants me to join a gym!

No, I... I'm gonna tell it no.

Good. Remember what we do?

The "X," no matter the color.

That's right!

- I'm in.
- Yes!

Be ready in five.

Okay, I'll be there soon.

Oh, Jesus.

Uh, no! Oof.

I assume it was you

on the phone
pretending to be Danny.

He doesn't have the range.

I'm not your grandma.

But if I was, I'd tell
you there comes a time

when you can't listen
to anyone but yourself.

He called you a dumb-ass.

He said it quietly,
but I heard it.

Ah!

You're insane.

- Is that it?
- That's it.

And he can't get it back?

Hey, wait!

He can't get it back.

Don't take people's money.

Clean up your store.

Be nicer to Michael.

This whole thing has
been really ridiculous.

And don't smoke.

- What?
- I didn't say anything.

Oh.

Get in!

Did you get it?

We got it.

Oh, Danny, Danny,
you remember Ben.

Yeah. Hey, Ben, it's
really great to see you.

Good to see, Danny.
How you doing?

I'm all right. Yeah.

Whoa. Whoa-ho-ho-ho-ho.
We're famous.

Ha, ha!

Hello!

Today was a good day.

I hope you know
I'm gonna buy you

a new scooter and a new phone.

Oh, well, maybe we can
go out to lunch someday.

I'd like that.

We could try the famous
Belwood cafeteria.

I hear they have
terrific melons.

- Or... we could go out.
- Both good options.

- We'll make a plan, dear.
- Good, good, good.

Ah!

- You be well.
- I will.

Break a leg, Ben!

Does he know what that means?

I'm not sure.

He's new to the theater,
and his hip is titanium.

Detective Morgan: But
he didn't say anything?

No, but he... he...

Has Daniel ever wandered
off like this before?

Never. Not like this.

Oh, my God! Mom! Oh!

Your eye. Are you okay?

I'm all right,
darling. I'm all right.

Oh, we were so
worried about you!

Ah!

You drove.

I did.

You went back to the buffet.

I did.

What happened?

Well, I'll tell you everything,

but there's something
I'd like to do first,

if you would indulge me.

Of course!

I'm just Annie,
Mr. Warbucks, sir.

I'm sorry I'm not a... a boy.

It's her first night here, sir.

Well, Annie, how would
you like to go to a movie?

And then you could
go to The Roxy

and then some ice cream
soda at Rumpelmayer's,

and then a cab ride
around Central Park.

Um, well...

Yeah, wow.

Golly. Golly,
Daddy, Mr. Warbucks.

It's a strange show!

I'm glad to come here.

These are good graves.

Do you like them?

Yeah. As in, what?

Do I want to be buried in them?

I got a ton of graves.

Oh, yeah?

Beautiful graves.

Some here.

Mostly back in New York.

Uh, does Allie plan on being
buried in a Jewish cemetery?

Oh, I don't know, you know?

We haven't really had the
graves conversation yet.

Taking it slow.

Oh, we may have enough.

You get very greedy.

You want to see
what's gonna happen

to those you love.

I love you.

And if you ever do die,

I'm really, really,
really gonna miss you.

And I know you know
that, but I just, uh...

I wanted to say that
while we're here.

While we're here.

Wherever I go...

I'm not gonna worry about you.

You're gonna be okay, Danny.

Look... look at the
bottoms of those trees.

I mean, look how gnarled
they are, and yet they live.

- Look.
- I'm looking.

You should be taking

photographs of this.

Is this unbelievable?

It's incredible.

Yeah, I mean, it's unbelievable.

Look at this. This
thing is still alive.

- What? This tree?
- Yeah, look at it.

It should be down on the ground.

But it's unbelievable.

It's crazy!

What spirit.

Airlines are expecting to make

ten billion dollars
in profit this year,

despite fears of a
looming economic slowdown

around the world.

This as the international
air transport...

It marks a significant rebound

to near pre-pandemic levels,
even with high inflation

and rising interest
rates way up.

In a look at markets
around the world right now,

Asian markets finished...

Look at all those...

Look at all those
bottoms of those trees.

Look... look at how gnarled
they are, and yet they live.

Look. Look. Look at
photographs of this.

Is this unbelievable? I
mean, it's unbelievable.

Look at this. This
thing is still living.

- Look.
- This tree?

Yeah, look at it. It
should be down on the...

- I mean, it's unbelievable.
- It's crazy.

What spirit. Look.

- Look!
- Ah!