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WWW.MY-SUBS.CO
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Thank God you found us
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at 93.1 FM WXRT.
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I'm Lin Brehmer, your best
friend in the whole world.
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It's great to be alive.
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So let's start today with a songwriter,
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who has been known to climb
on the stage of the Metro
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as the Christmas Unicorn,
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a rare and beautiful creature
costumed in stunning colors.
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And while you've heard
all roads lead to Rome,
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some roads lead from Chicago.
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This is Sufjan Stevens.
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This is "Chicago."
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♪ I fell in love again ♪
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♪ All things go, all things go ♪
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♪ Drove to Chicago ♪
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♪ All things know, all things know ♪
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♪ We sold our clothes to the state ♪
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♪ I don't mind, I don't mind ♪
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♪ I made a lot of mistakes in my mind ♪
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♪ In my mind ♪
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♪ You came to take us ♪
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♪ All things go, all things go ♪
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♪ To recreate us ♪
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♪ All things grow, all things grow ♪
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♪ We had our mindset ♪
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♪ All things know, all things know ♪
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♪ You had to find it
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♪ All things go, all things go ♪
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"This writer, as all my readers know,
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"is devoted to Chicago
and for better or worse,
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"the neighborhoods are changing.
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"I'm fascinated by the intersection
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"of the stalwart and the progressive
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"and chronicling my findings.
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"Can the windy city evolve
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"without losing its true essence?
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"We wonder at times if
nostalgia clouds our judgment
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"and creates an angry desire
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"for perfection with every
turned over spot...
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"Which is why we have chose to
revisit The Beef of Chicagoland,
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"a River North staple.
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"Long known as a family joint,
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"the purveyor of sloppy,
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"but tasty Italian beef sandwiches,
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"the word we would have used
to describe The, The Beef
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"before this review was 'reliable.'
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"The word I would choose now,
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"after my most recent meals
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"at the well-loved,
if not shabby establishment,
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"is 'elevated' or 'elegant.'
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The menu is slightly updated..."
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Twenty minutes to open, Chefs.
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- Chef.
- Syd, you set up?
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- Uh, yes, Chef, ready to go.
- Thank you.
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"...and it's clear
more changes are coming."
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Chef, stop reading that shit.
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We got a lot to do today, okay?
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We open in 20, to-go's live in 20.
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Let's fucking go.
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Oh, you'll like this part, Carmy.
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You'll like this part, Carmen.
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"Even if the walls are stained,
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the staff moves are next level."
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Where is Tina? She's still not here?
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Uh, no, Chef, I'm covering her prep.
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Um, can we maybe... Should we, like...
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"The sandwiches
are so delicious as ever,
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"but the standout dish that...
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"that, that encapsulates all,
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"this was the risotto with braised beef.
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"The rice was luscious with
a surprising ribbon of brine
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"running through the sauce.
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The chef obviously knew
what she was doing."
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Ebra, enough, please. Back to work.
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- Thank you.
- Um...
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- So...
- Ribbon of brine, huh?
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Well, I gave a dish to a customer
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because I didn't want it to go to waste.
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I obviously didn't know who he was.
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Chef, it's all good. It's all good.
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Um, okay. So, you
know, it was an accident
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and, and it's fine, right?
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Like, it's not weird or anything like...
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- Good for business.
- Right, yes, exactly.
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- Hey, Syd, congrats.
- Um, and, yeah,
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- I just wanna...
- Yeah, you better tell your pops.
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For sure. And I just wanna
make sure, you know,
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like, everything's okay.
It's not weird or dumb, whatever.
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It's okay, Syd.
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It's not weird. It's good.
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- Yeah. Okay. Thanks.
- Alright?
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Sandwiches are totally
different, though.
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That guy's a fuckin' hack anyway.
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Totally.
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- To-go boxes ready?
- Uh, yes, almost.
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- Thank you, Chef.
- Sorry.
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I'm sorry, sorry, sorry,
sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
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- Yo.
- Louie got suspended.
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Louie, apologize to Jeff.
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- Sorry, Jeff.
- That's alright, Louie.
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Say hello to Jeff's friend.
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- Hi, Jeff's friend.
- Hi, um, Louie.
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Hey, T, we got a lot
to do today, please hustle, okay?
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I need you to catch up. Thank you, Chef.
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Yes, Jeff, but Louie...
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- What about Louie?
- Um, he needs to know...
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You need to teach him how
to work in the kitchen.
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- Today?
- Mm-hmm.
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Sure, Tina. Today, the day
we're running the new program.
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Um, Chef Sydney, you got that, right?
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- Yeah. Sure.
- Thank you, Chef.
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"But it was the coriander..."
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Okay, Ebra, let's get to work, please.
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What are you reading?
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Oh, a review, five stars.
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- Oh, shit!
- It's nothing.
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- It's not...
- Is five stars good?
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Very good.
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What's up?
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I need help with him.
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Yo. Go wait in Jeff's office
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and think about what the fuck you did.
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Uh, yeah, um, he is, um,
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you know, getting into
trouble, doing dumb shit.
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Is not interested in anything...
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So you brought him here?
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Hmm. Claro que sí.
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¿Por qué?
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Porque you taught me.
You could teach him.
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Teach him what exactly?
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Uh, your skills, man. You got skills.
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- Skills?
- Yes.
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Shabby? This guy's a hacky fuck, right?
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That's exactly what I said.
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Yo. Why's he talking
about risotto, Cousin?
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We don't have risotto on the menu.
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That's a, uh, dish that
Sydney's been working on.
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And how did this
fuckin' mamaluke try it?
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Sydney accidentally
left it at his table.
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- Accidentally?
- Accidentally.
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Let me ask you,
what's the pickup on risotto?
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Feel like that's kinda crazy, right?
We're not gonna do that.
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No, we're not gonna do that.
Fifteen minutes to open, Chefs!
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- Yes, Chef.
- Thank you.
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Oh, shit.
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Sydney, you blowing somebody
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down at The Telegraph?
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Yeah, Richie,
that's exactly what's happening.
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I'm blowing somebody
down at The Telegraph.
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Oh, Louiecito, get over here.
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Oh, my man.
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Whoa. You bulking up?
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- I'm trying, yeah.
- Yeah, man, looking good.
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Okay, um, can we please go
over the new system today?
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You got it, boss.
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Fascinating how you accidentally
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gave a dish that's not on the menu...
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- Cousin. Hey!
- ...to a guy who happened to be...
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Do me a favor. Shut the fuck up.
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No, it's just, it's hard to digest.
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- Sydney, boxes.
- Yes, Chef.
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- Thank you so much.
- Gary, come on.
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What's a ribbon of brine?
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Okay, Chefs, listen up.
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Uh, I'm gonna turn
on the to-go's in 10 minutes.
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So we're gonna count off, alright?
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Pars all day.
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Syd, salads. Count.
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Twenty-five all day, Chef.
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Twenty-five. Thank you.
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Grilled pars. Tina, chicken?
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Uh, 32 all day, Chef.
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Thirty-two. Thank you.
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- Ebra, beef all day?
- One hundred, Chef.
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One hundred. Thank you.
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Richie, go fuck yourself.
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Sixty-nine all day, Chef.
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And, Marcus, cakes all day?
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Uh... Uh, give me a sec.
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Nope. Faster. How many?
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I just got a little behind.
I'mma catch up.
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Marcus, if you're still fucking
with those donuts right now
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I'm gonna fuck your day up. You hear me?
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- Yes, Chef.
- Thank you, Chef.
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No, no, no. Uh-uh.
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Nope. Sorry, guys.
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This is the thunderdome right here.
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Take the kindergarten somewhere else.
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Not that I don't appreciate the giddyup,
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but you're not quite there yet.
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- Um, okay.
- Okay.
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Can we please talk about
the new to-go system?
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Yeah, you got it, boss.
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Fellas, I gotta talk to Sydney.
Excuse me, lizards.
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Just, um, take this
and do this over by the deli counter.
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Yes. Thank you.
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Ten minutes to open, Chefs.
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Bravo.
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Alright, boss lady, you did it.
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Got your little dish in the paper.
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A little to-go tablet.
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Everything's going
according to plan, huh?
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I have a plan?
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Yeah, this is what you wanted
to do from the beginning, right?
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You know, you push my people out.
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Your people?
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Yeah, you know, push
out the working man,
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- make room for whatever fuckin'...
- The working man?
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Jabronistas this stupid
article's gonna bring in.
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Sorry, um, are you the new
face of the working man?
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- Right.
- Richie, congrats.
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That is huge.
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- Bullshit aside...
- Huh?
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What's your angle? Level with me.
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- My angle?
- Yeah.
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Uh, my angle's that
I was hired to work here.
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So now I'm working here and
I'm trying to bring business in.
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That's my angle.
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Yeah, but it's the
wrong kind of business.
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You know, you're bringing
in all these fucking strokes.
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- They're gonna box out the OGs.
- Okay. The OGs?
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Yeah, bus drivers,
secretaries, teachers.
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- Sorry, are we just naming professions?
- You know, it's just confusing.
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- I can do that too.
- People are gonna know...
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- Bricklayers, clock workers...
- ...not know what's on the menu.
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What's not on the menu is the risotto.
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Okay, well, if there's confusion,
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let me help clarify some things.
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- Okay.
- Okay? Um.
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We all work in a restaurant, right?
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And, um, we, uh, make
food in the restaurant.
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We all try to do a good job.
I don't know about you.
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But, anyway, people come
and they buy their food with money
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and they spend their money
and then, uh, we take our earnings
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and, um, just, you know, live our lives.
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That's it.
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It's business.
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The point of this is
that it is a business,
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not, uh, some sort of a hollow shell
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you can project your
dying fantasies or whatever.
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You don't need to get nasty, young lady.
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And you just don't need
to speak to me at all, I guess.
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By the way, those OGs
you love waxing on and on about
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all come here, split one
sandwich and a free cup of water
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and then treat the rest of us like shit.
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So this is a war on poor people?
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No, this is a war on you
shutting the fuck up, Richie,
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and learning how to use the tablet.
249
00:09:58,241 --> 00:10:00,814
- The end, dude.
- What is the end?
250
00:10:00,847 --> 00:10:03,252
The end is that I was telling Richie
251
00:10:03,285 --> 00:10:07,093
that we are learning how to use
the tablet, and it's good.
252
00:10:07,126 --> 00:10:09,364
And it's good for business,
and you and I agree.
253
00:10:09,397 --> 00:10:11,022
Yes. Your idea, but, yes.
254
00:10:11,047 --> 00:10:13,205
Yeah. But you agree w-with me
about the other thing, right?
255
00:10:13,238 --> 00:10:14,483
- Uh, what other thing?
- What's the other thing?
256
00:10:14,508 --> 00:10:16,044
That, That people are gonna come in here
257
00:10:16,077 --> 00:10:17,213
thinking they're gonna get her food.
258
00:10:17,246 --> 00:10:19,117
That's some fuckin'
259
00:10:19,150 --> 00:10:21,254
- millennial shit.
- You are not even Italian.
260
00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:22,991
Stop, it's a little bit messy, okay?
261
00:10:23,024 --> 00:10:24,227
We will figure it out.
262
00:10:24,260 --> 00:10:25,363
I just turned on the to-go tablet.
263
00:10:25,396 --> 00:10:26,860
- Are we ready?
- No.
264
00:10:26,885 --> 00:10:27,899
Nine minutes to open, Chef.
265
00:10:27,924 --> 00:10:28,938
This is gonna be bad.
266
00:10:28,963 --> 00:10:30,014
- Um, Chef?
- Yes.
267
00:10:30,039 --> 00:10:32,443
Uh, sorry, I just don't, uh, feel like
268
00:10:32,476 --> 00:10:34,247
we're on the same page right now.
269
00:10:34,280 --> 00:10:35,851
- I feel like we're not good.
- We're good, Chef.
270
00:10:35,884 --> 00:10:37,020
Let's get through the day, please.
271
00:10:37,053 --> 00:10:38,355
- Chef!
- What?
272
00:10:38,388 --> 00:10:39,460
Fuck!
273
00:10:40,894 --> 00:10:41,962
What?
274
00:10:45,035 --> 00:10:46,137
Fuck. What the fuck?
275
00:10:47,306 --> 00:10:49,044
- Syd?
- Uh, okay.
276
00:10:49,077 --> 00:10:53,085
Um, I, uh, uh, uh.
Cool. I don't know, um.
277
00:10:53,118 --> 00:10:54,922
You left the preorder option open.
278
00:10:54,955 --> 00:10:56,993
O-Okay, uh... No. I'm sorry.
279
00:10:57,026 --> 00:10:59,064
- Yes.
- What's that mean?
280
00:10:59,097 --> 00:11:01,268
That means we have
78 slices of chocolate cake,
281
00:11:01,301 --> 00:11:04,909
99 French fries, 54 chickens, 38 salads
282
00:11:04,942 --> 00:11:09,084
and 255 beef sandwiches
due up in eight minutes.
283
00:11:09,117 --> 00:11:11,421
- So, yeah, Syd, fuck.
- I fuckin' told you.
284
00:11:11,454 --> 00:11:12,958
You didn't fuckin' tell me shit.
285
00:11:12,991 --> 00:11:14,194
Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up!
286
00:11:14,227 --> 00:11:16,365
Let me think for a fuckin' second.
287
00:11:16,631 --> 00:11:18,168
Fucking twice. I told you.
288
00:11:18,201 --> 00:11:19,301
I told you to be more fucking ready.
289
00:11:19,326 --> 00:11:21,049
I told you that dish
wasn't fuckin' ready.
290
00:11:21,074 --> 00:11:22,176
What does this have to do with this?
291
00:11:22,209 --> 00:11:24,068
Chef, stop! Stop!
292
00:11:27,086 --> 00:11:29,457
Chefs, go to the walk-in,
get all the cooked beef.
293
00:11:29,490 --> 00:11:32,196
Slice it, put it in jus. Get it now!
294
00:11:32,229 --> 00:11:33,900
Get all 32 chickens.
295
00:11:33,933 --> 00:11:35,904
Get them searing, roasting.
296
00:11:35,937 --> 00:11:38,342
Tina, sausages, burgers, hot dogs,
297
00:11:38,375 --> 00:11:41,314
everything on the grill.
Fire everything right fucking now!
298
00:11:41,347 --> 00:11:42,885
Yes, Chef!
299
00:11:42,918 --> 00:11:44,320
Fak, contribute in any
way humanly possible.
300
00:11:44,353 --> 00:11:46,124
- Yes, Chef.
- Get out of my fuckin' way.
301
00:11:46,157 --> 00:11:48,162
Ebra, make sandwiches!
302
00:11:48,195 --> 00:11:50,303
Don't stop making fucking sandwiches.
303
00:11:50,328 --> 00:11:51,394
Yes, Chef.
304
00:11:51,418 --> 00:11:52,437
I'm gonna make three sections, okay?
305
00:11:52,470 --> 00:11:55,075
They're gonna be
wet, hot, and sweet, alright?
306
00:11:55,108 --> 00:11:57,079
I'm gonna take green tape.
Make those sections. Louie?
307
00:11:57,112 --> 00:11:58,207
I want you to get the sandwiches,
308
00:11:58,232 --> 00:11:59,350
put 'em in the corresponding sections.
309
00:11:59,383 --> 00:12:00,453
- Copy?
- Okay, yeah, yeah.
310
00:12:00,486 --> 00:12:02,356
Yo, Sweeps, bag, Sharpie.
311
00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:04,929
- Label that shit, please, Chef.
- Yes, Chef.
312
00:12:04,962 --> 00:12:07,935
Tina, fire every single chicken
we have, please, okay?
313
00:12:07,968 --> 00:12:10,072
Richie, do you even
know how to do fries?
314
00:12:10,105 --> 00:12:12,110
Yes. I know we need 'em now.
315
00:12:12,143 --> 00:12:14,214
Okay, um, Marcus, where are we on cakes?
316
00:12:14,247 --> 00:12:15,364
Uh, getting there.
317
00:12:15,389 --> 00:12:17,988
Getting there?
What the fuck do you... Marcus?
318
00:12:18,021 --> 00:12:21,027
What the fuck are you doing
still working on this shit?
319
00:12:21,060 --> 00:12:22,528
Yo, come on,
what, what are you tripping for?
320
00:12:22,553 --> 00:12:24,308
Come on?
What the fuck am I tripping for?
321
00:12:24,333 --> 00:12:26,104
- Are you here right now?
- It doesn't make a difference.
322
00:12:26,137 --> 00:12:27,273
There's four cakes and still...
323
00:12:27,306 --> 00:12:29,979
- Yeah, I was gonna cut them.
- They're not even cut yet?
324
00:12:30,012 --> 00:12:31,248
- Yeah, it's not that big of a deal.
- Yo, what is this?
325
00:12:31,281 --> 00:12:33,018
- What is this? Chef!
- Um, I am...
326
00:12:33,051 --> 00:12:34,989
um, I'm doing them in five...
327
00:12:35,022 --> 00:12:36,458
No, no, stop, everything.
328
00:12:36,491 --> 00:12:37,961
Fire everything right fucking now.
329
00:12:37,994 --> 00:12:39,364
Okay. I'll fire everything now.
330
00:12:39,389 --> 00:12:40,442
I just was finishing talking
331
00:12:40,467 --> 00:12:42,336
- to Marcus and I...
- Step out. Step out.
332
00:12:42,369 --> 00:12:44,073
Okay, I'm gonna talk to Marcus about...
333
00:12:44,106 --> 00:12:46,712
Get the fuck off my expo, Chef, now!
334
00:12:46,745 --> 00:12:49,417
Get the fuck off! Thank you!
335
00:12:49,450 --> 00:12:54,327
We're firing 76 beefs,
34 chickens, okay?
336
00:12:54,360 --> 00:12:58,034
12 French fries, 12 mash fuckin' now!
337
00:12:58,090 --> 00:13:00,740
- Yes, Chef.
- Thank you!
338
00:13:00,773 --> 00:13:02,076
Behind.
339
00:13:02,109 --> 00:13:03,707
Corner. Oh!
340
00:13:04,781 --> 00:13:06,184
Five minutes to open.
341
00:13:06,217 --> 00:13:07,353
Shit.
342
00:13:07,386 --> 00:13:08,933
You didn't say corner.
343
00:13:08,958 --> 00:13:10,327
You didn't say corner.
344
00:13:10,847 --> 00:13:12,997
Fuck you, Richie.
345
00:13:13,031 --> 00:13:14,582
You don't need to
curse at me like a maniac.
346
00:13:14,607 --> 00:13:15,737
Fuck... you...
347
00:13:15,770 --> 00:13:18,075
- You didn't say corner.
- You're a fucking maniac, man.
348
00:13:18,108 --> 00:13:20,152
It's your bullshit that
fucked us today, not mine.
349
00:13:20,177 --> 00:13:21,547
It's your bullshit.
350
00:13:21,572 --> 00:13:22,841
Fuck you, Richie.
351
00:13:22,866 --> 00:13:24,570
- Sydney?
- Fuck you.
352
00:13:24,595 --> 00:13:26,082
I like that pace, Louie.
353
00:13:26,107 --> 00:13:27,144
Yeah, baby.
354
00:13:27,169 --> 00:13:28,200
Chef, are you okay?
355
00:13:28,225 --> 00:13:30,163
Yeah, I'm fucking okay, Tina.
356
00:13:30,188 --> 00:13:31,724
Thank you.
357
00:13:31,749 --> 00:13:33,920
Hey, you don't need to be
screaming and shit.
358
00:13:33,945 --> 00:13:36,651
- That's not you.
- You know, maybe it is.
359
00:13:36,676 --> 00:13:38,112
Maybe it really is.
360
00:13:38,137 --> 00:13:40,208
I don't know what you are going to learn
361
00:13:40,233 --> 00:13:43,807
o-or what Louie is supposed to
learn in this shit hole of a place,
362
00:13:43,832 --> 00:13:46,505
but, please, just make sure
he keeps up on pace
363
00:13:46,530 --> 00:13:48,134
and, and, and that you finish your shit.
364
00:13:48,159 --> 00:13:50,379
Okay, yes, Chef.
I just wanted to check and see...
365
00:13:50,404 --> 00:13:53,376
It's fine. Please finish your prep.
366
00:13:54,238 --> 00:13:55,709
Yes, Chef.
367
00:13:55,734 --> 00:13:59,240
Still waiting on 55 beef,
24 chicken and pepper,
368
00:13:59,265 --> 00:14:01,003
41 dogs, six Greek salads.
369
00:14:01,028 --> 00:14:04,011
Somebody get me a fucking
Sharpie that fucking works!
370
00:14:04,036 --> 00:14:05,125
Fuck!
371
00:14:05,149 --> 00:14:06,965
Somebody get baby
boy a fucking Sharpie already.
372
00:14:06,990 --> 00:14:08,074
- Yo, Jeff?
- Yes!
373
00:14:08,099 --> 00:14:10,137
We're outta giardiniera.
374
00:14:10,162 --> 00:14:11,896
Uh, that's fine. We'll make it fresh.
375
00:14:11,921 --> 00:14:13,035
- Sydney.
- What?
376
00:14:13,060 --> 00:14:14,663
- Prep giardiniera, please.
- Fine.
377
00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:16,347
Cousin, out here.
Get me a fucking Sharpie.
378
00:14:16,372 --> 00:14:17,972
Get me a fucking Sharpie.
379
00:14:17,997 --> 00:14:20,001
Chef, hey, prep giardiniera.
380
00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:23,399
Fuck, we, uh, fired
two more cakes to go.
381
00:14:23,424 --> 00:14:25,685
- Fire two more cakes to go.
- No. No more orders.
382
00:14:25,710 --> 00:14:27,519
No more fucking... Are you fucking deaf?
383
00:14:27,544 --> 00:14:30,117
Oh, I'm s... You're extra
fucking confusing today, man.
384
00:14:30,142 --> 00:14:31,949
Sharpie!
385
00:14:31,974 --> 00:14:33,683
- Fuck!
- Oh, my God.
386
00:14:33,708 --> 00:14:35,478
Carmy is very mad.
387
00:14:35,963 --> 00:14:37,466
Christ.
388
00:14:37,621 --> 00:14:39,592
Hey, uh, what the fuck are you doing?
389
00:14:39,625 --> 00:14:41,395
What does it look like? I'm helping you.
390
00:14:41,428 --> 00:14:44,501
Uh, don't.
Uh, that's my vegetables, so...
391
00:14:44,534 --> 00:14:46,739
What are you talking about? They're
all going in the same place here.
392
00:14:46,772 --> 00:14:49,144
It was the prep that was assigned to me,
393
00:14:49,177 --> 00:14:51,048
so they are mine.
394
00:14:51,081 --> 00:14:52,885
Let go and go away.
395
00:14:52,919 --> 00:14:54,293
You know, there's
something broken in you.
396
00:14:54,318 --> 00:14:56,655
Alright?
You're being mean and it's ugly.
397
00:14:58,462 --> 00:15:01,636
You wanna talk about
fuckin' ugly, Richie?
398
00:15:01,669 --> 00:15:03,373
You are a loser.
399
00:15:03,406 --> 00:15:04,909
- You're a loser.
- No, Richie.
400
00:15:04,943 --> 00:15:06,379
- Yeah.
- You're the fuckin' loser
401
00:15:06,412 --> 00:15:07,581
- who can't do shit...
- You're a conceited
402
00:15:07,614 --> 00:15:08,683
and condescending ribbon of brine...
403
00:15:08,716 --> 00:15:09,953
You can't peel fucking vegetables.
404
00:15:09,986 --> 00:15:11,555
You can't fucking do shit.
405
00:15:11,588 --> 00:15:14,461
You waste space here.
You are a fucking loser.
406
00:15:14,494 --> 00:15:16,899
And that is why you hate
that I'm here, right?
407
00:15:16,933 --> 00:15:18,503
Because I see you
408
00:15:18,536 --> 00:15:21,042
for the loser that you fucking are.
409
00:15:21,075 --> 00:15:22,644
And everybody knows it.
410
00:15:22,677 --> 00:15:24,415
I know it. Harvey knows it.
411
00:15:24,448 --> 00:15:25,617
And your daughter probably knows it.
412
00:15:25,650 --> 00:15:26,886
Poor fucking girl.
413
00:15:26,920 --> 00:15:28,623
So how about you go to the register
414
00:15:28,656 --> 00:15:31,062
and do the one fucking thing
you know how to do?
415
00:15:31,095 --> 00:15:33,166
Yo, why are being such
a fucking bitch right now?
416
00:15:33,199 --> 00:15:35,570
I don't know, Richie, why am I?
417
00:15:35,603 --> 00:15:37,908
- Oh, you gonna fuckin' stab me?
- Yeah, maybe I fucking will.
418
00:15:37,942 --> 00:15:39,044
- Yeah?
- Giardiniera!
419
00:15:39,077 --> 00:15:40,447
Shut the fuck up!
420
00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:41,515
Three minutes to open.
421
00:15:41,548 --> 00:15:42,919
Yo, Carmy, I did it.
422
00:15:42,952 --> 00:15:44,421
I figured out what I was doing wrong.
423
00:15:44,454 --> 00:15:45,690
You know, I was trying
to make a cake donut
424
00:15:45,723 --> 00:15:47,427
when they should've been
yeast all along and...
425
00:15:47,460 --> 00:15:49,933
Marcus, why are you fuckin' with me?
426
00:15:49,966 --> 00:15:51,135
Why are you fucking with me?
427
00:15:51,168 --> 00:15:54,008
Why are you fucking with me?
Why are you fucking with me?
428
00:15:54,041 --> 00:15:56,145
Huh? Get the fuck back to work!
429
00:15:56,178 --> 00:15:57,881
- Move.
- Holy shit.
430
00:15:57,915 --> 00:15:59,986
- What the fuck?
- Everybody, fuckin' idiots!
431
00:16:00,019 --> 00:16:02,424
Yo, Cousin, just fuckin'...
432
00:16:02,457 --> 00:16:03,698
Shut the fuck up!
433
00:16:04,962 --> 00:16:06,967
- Holy fucking shit!
- Fuck. Mother fuck.
434
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,169
Yo. We have a customer out here.
435
00:16:08,202 --> 00:16:09,905
I got stabbed. Not right now.
436
00:16:09,939 --> 00:16:11,943
I got stabbed. Son of a fuckin'...
437
00:16:11,976 --> 00:16:13,112
- Ebra.
- Open in one minute!
438
00:16:13,145 --> 00:16:14,682
Ebra, I got stabbed.
439
00:16:14,715 --> 00:16:16,185
Probably fuckin' deserved it.
440
00:16:16,218 --> 00:16:18,055
If... M-Maybe.
441
00:16:18,155 --> 00:16:19,558
Yo, Louie, how we looking?
442
00:16:19,591 --> 00:16:21,028
- Good, uh.
- Good. Sweet?
443
00:16:21,061 --> 00:16:22,164
Thirty-seven, Chef.
444
00:16:22,197 --> 00:16:23,289
Keep going, please. Keep going.
445
00:16:23,314 --> 00:16:24,543
Thank you, Chef.
446
00:16:24,568 --> 00:16:26,072
Ebra, make that fuckin' fast!
447
00:16:26,105 --> 00:16:27,107
I'm trying.
448
00:16:27,140 --> 00:16:28,142
Ehh... fuck.
449
00:16:28,175 --> 00:16:29,177
Don't move.
450
00:16:31,574 --> 00:16:32,902
Uh... Is it bad?
451
00:16:32,927 --> 00:16:35,190
Tell me about the fuckin'
factions again.
452
00:16:35,223 --> 00:16:37,194
Stop moving.
453
00:16:37,227 --> 00:16:39,664
Siad Barre caused violence, oppression.
454
00:16:40,203 --> 00:16:41,807
Civil War.
455
00:16:42,137 --> 00:16:45,243
Many factions, many groups,
all fighting for power.
456
00:16:45,276 --> 00:16:47,147
The central government collapsed.
457
00:16:47,180 --> 00:16:49,651
Somalia became a failed state.
458
00:16:49,684 --> 00:16:51,655
Many civilians were killed.
459
00:16:51,688 --> 00:16:54,695
Mohamed Farrah Aidid would not
cooperate with United Nations.
460
00:16:54,728 --> 00:16:57,734
United States sent troops
to take members of his team,
461
00:16:57,767 --> 00:16:59,071
tried to create peace.
462
00:16:59,104 --> 00:17:01,075
Yeah, but it didn't
create peace, did it?
463
00:17:01,108 --> 00:17:03,613
No, Battle of Mogadishu started
464
00:17:03,646 --> 00:17:05,183
when two helicopters came up...
465
00:17:05,216 --> 00:17:09,191
Wait, is this shit fuckin'
Black Hawk Down?
466
00:17:09,224 --> 00:17:10,493
Black Hawk Down.
467
00:17:11,963 --> 00:17:13,132
Fuckin' Piven.
468
00:17:13,165 --> 00:17:14,167
Piven.
469
00:17:23,719 --> 00:17:25,957
Where the fuck is Marcus?
470
00:17:27,761 --> 00:17:29,264
Yo, Jeff, we gotta open.
471
00:17:29,297 --> 00:17:31,736
One minute. 20 more chickens, fire.
472
00:17:31,769 --> 00:17:33,239
We don't have anymore.
473
00:17:33,272 --> 00:17:36,011
Fuckin' find them,
God fuckin' damn it, Tina.
474
00:17:41,789 --> 00:17:44,094
You guys have risotto?
475
00:17:44,127 --> 00:17:45,435
No!
476
00:17:46,765 --> 00:17:48,269
Yo, we good?
477
00:17:48,302 --> 00:17:50,306
Way to keep your thumb up your ass.
478
00:17:50,339 --> 00:17:51,794
Chef, we good?
479
00:17:54,080 --> 00:17:56,138
- We...
- Chef, I can't hear you!
480
00:17:56,323 --> 00:17:58,227
We are not good.
481
00:17:58,409 --> 00:17:59,879
What?
482
00:18:00,092 --> 00:18:02,030
We are not good, Chef.
483
00:18:02,063 --> 00:18:03,599
No?
484
00:18:03,632 --> 00:18:05,035
What the fuck you talkin' about?
485
00:18:06,371 --> 00:18:08,310
What's going on?
486
00:18:10,313 --> 00:18:12,117
Um...
487
00:18:12,150 --> 00:18:14,555
I quit is what's going on.
488
00:18:14,588 --> 00:18:16,058
- You quit?
- Yeah, Chef.
489
00:18:16,091 --> 00:18:17,627
- Right now?
- I fuckin' quit.
490
00:18:17,660 --> 00:18:19,497
You quit right now?
491
00:18:26,345 --> 00:18:27,580
What are you doing?
492
00:18:29,184 --> 00:18:30,825
You are an excellent chef.
493
00:18:30,850 --> 00:18:32,395
What are you doing?
494
00:18:32,420 --> 00:18:34,669
You are also a piece of shit.
495
00:18:34,694 --> 00:18:36,599
What are you doing?
496
00:18:36,632 --> 00:18:38,269
- This isn't on me.
- What are you doing?
497
00:18:38,302 --> 00:18:39,647
Good luck.
498
00:19:09,185 --> 00:19:11,669
Yo, Cousin, there's a fuckin' line.
499
00:19:11,702 --> 00:19:12,804
Are we open or not?
500
00:19:33,099 --> 00:19:37,099
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