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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:39,160 --> 00:00:40,000 That's not me. 4 00:01:48,600 --> 00:01:50,800 - Next right, Cyprien. - Thanks, Diana. 5 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:25,080 Pastries! 6 00:02:26,120 --> 00:02:29,880 Who wants to acquire chocolate breads free-of-charge? 7 00:02:33,440 --> 00:02:34,560 Pastries! 8 00:02:38,080 --> 00:02:39,960 Morning fresh delicacies! 9 00:02:46,360 --> 00:02:48,280 - Look at all I picked up! - Jeez! 10 00:02:48,440 --> 00:02:49,960 There's a Gaultier and a Dior... 11 00:02:51,440 --> 00:02:53,640 I'm going to a gala with Eric Saturday. 12 00:02:55,840 --> 00:02:57,240 I'll look hot in this. 13 00:02:58,280 --> 00:02:59,480 Cool panties! 14 00:03:00,400 --> 00:03:02,760 I've put on weight. 15 00:03:02,920 --> 00:03:04,840 - I have. - I don't think so. 16 00:03:06,840 --> 00:03:09,960 I'd like to point out, this is a work station. 17 00:03:14,640 --> 00:03:16,440 - May I? - No, it's taken. 18 00:03:17,200 --> 00:03:18,440 Enjoy your meal. 19 00:03:22,360 --> 00:03:23,560 Have a great day. 20 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:28,120 Sorry, my fault. 21 00:03:28,280 --> 00:03:29,480 Techie! 22 00:03:30,120 --> 00:03:31,640 See you Tuesday. 23 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:33,960 - A quick update? - No! 24 00:03:41,040 --> 00:03:42,040 We're closed! 25 00:03:44,720 --> 00:03:46,600 - When do you open? - We don't! 26 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:47,640 Ever! 27 00:03:50,640 --> 00:03:53,680 Leader One, you blow them away today at work? 28 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:56,480 An I.T. god like you, they must love you. 29 00:03:56,720 --> 00:03:58,160 You're not entirely wrong. 30 00:03:58,320 --> 00:04:00,920 - If you left, they'd be in shit. - Big time. 31 00:04:01,360 --> 00:04:03,920 Gentlemen, a little vocal post-it note. 32 00:04:04,080 --> 00:04:06,800 I'd appreciate total concentration. 33 00:04:09,280 --> 00:04:12,480 Beat J-C Van Damme at Streetfighter World Championship 2003. 34 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:19,560 Guinness World Record holder for non-stop Matrix watching. 35 00:04:20,600 --> 00:04:25,200 World Pacman Champion, Championship Edition 1981-1996. 36 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:29,280 2000: cracked the Millennium Bug without anyone noticing. 37 00:04:29,480 --> 00:04:31,640 2003: hacked into the Pentagon as a bet. 38 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:37,760 Gentlemen, Takashi has pwned us. 39 00:04:56,680 --> 00:04:58,880 Hey, dipshits, still running on MS-DOS? 40 00:04:59,040 --> 00:04:59,880 Hey, Takashi, 41 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:02,640 if there was a B.S. forum, you'd be webmaster! 42 00:05:03,400 --> 00:05:06,640 I hear your Mom's hitting on USB sticks in hell. 43 00:05:09,080 --> 00:05:10,920 I click you, double-click you, 44 00:05:11,080 --> 00:05:12,520 trash you and empty it. 45 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:16,560 You're a laser disc. You've ceased to exist! 46 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:19,080 Firewall! 47 00:05:19,240 --> 00:05:20,640 Tough shit, pal, 48 00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:22,080 he raised his firewall. 49 00:05:24,040 --> 00:05:25,440 I liked laser discs. 50 00:05:28,480 --> 00:05:30,200 Is your home environment 51 00:05:30,360 --> 00:05:32,320 equipped with cable 52 00:05:32,480 --> 00:05:33,880 or satellite? 53 00:05:37,280 --> 00:05:38,760 We're dissing not asking. 54 00:05:41,280 --> 00:05:42,040 Diss him. 55 00:05:43,480 --> 00:05:44,640 Hey, Cyprien! 56 00:05:44,840 --> 00:05:47,360 Make yourself an unlimited talk-free zone. 57 00:05:49,400 --> 00:05:51,320 Game over! 58 00:05:59,680 --> 00:06:00,520 Know what? 59 00:06:00,680 --> 00:06:04,520 I got a 12-month talk-all-I-want deal! 60 00:06:05,880 --> 00:06:07,880 That's what I should've said. 61 00:06:12,320 --> 00:06:13,920 Chili con carne. 62 00:06:19,920 --> 00:06:21,760 What's on the menu tonight? 63 00:06:25,200 --> 00:06:26,240 No, thanks. 64 00:06:31,840 --> 00:06:32,800 A bit hot. 65 00:06:45,160 --> 00:06:46,720 I never heard that one. 66 00:06:51,200 --> 00:06:52,160 Thanks, you too. 67 00:07:00,080 --> 00:07:01,840 - Are you there? - I'm here, Gina. 68 00:07:15,640 --> 00:07:16,480 Yes. 69 00:07:20,760 --> 00:07:21,880 Cyprien... 70 00:07:29,280 --> 00:07:30,760 She's taken a virginity pledge. 71 00:07:30,920 --> 00:07:32,720 I guess that makes you equal. 72 00:07:34,200 --> 00:07:36,240 Would you be so kind... 73 00:07:36,400 --> 00:07:37,640 Are you sufficiently 74 00:07:37,800 --> 00:07:38,760 magnanimous 75 00:07:38,920 --> 00:07:42,680 to send the zapper my way, plz, 11:11? 76 00:07:50,200 --> 00:07:51,600 The force... 77 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:04,480 Pick it up. 78 00:08:04,640 --> 00:08:07,040 I told you, all this doesn't exist. 79 00:08:07,240 --> 00:08:10,200 It's an illusion of the Matrix. None of this is there. 80 00:08:10,360 --> 00:08:11,920 Why don't I get a job? 81 00:08:12,080 --> 00:08:13,560 'Cos there's no point. 82 00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:15,160 Like the pizza, gone tomorrow. 83 00:08:15,320 --> 00:08:17,560 Sure, 'cos I'll pick it up. 84 00:08:17,720 --> 00:08:19,240 Jeez, they're good! 85 00:08:37,320 --> 00:08:40,040 Acquisition of pastries free-of-charge. 86 00:08:42,240 --> 00:08:44,760 - Like your shoes. - They're Sergio Rossi. 87 00:08:44,920 --> 00:08:47,240 And mine? They're just so Marilyn Monroe. 88 00:08:47,600 --> 00:08:49,840 - What are yours? - They're Louboutin. 89 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:50,880 I love them. 90 00:08:51,040 --> 00:08:52,800 - And yours? - Sergio Rossi. 91 00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:55,560 This month's quiz. 92 00:08:55,720 --> 00:08:56,840 Ready? 93 00:08:57,000 --> 00:09:00,440 "Does your personality match your looks?" 94 00:09:02,200 --> 00:09:03,720 Sure, I'll email it to you. 95 00:09:03,880 --> 00:09:05,080 As soon as I can. 96 00:09:06,080 --> 00:09:07,040 Cut it out! 97 00:09:08,600 --> 00:09:09,560 See you later. 98 00:09:09,720 --> 00:09:12,000 That guy sent me a text. What do I say? 99 00:09:12,800 --> 00:09:14,880 Listen... You've got three choices. 100 00:09:15,040 --> 00:09:16,480 "Be right there" 101 00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:18,080 is coming on too hard. 102 00:09:18,720 --> 00:09:22,400 "See you later" means you're in no hurry, but it's on. 103 00:09:22,560 --> 00:09:25,760 "Bye for now" means you're hot to trot with principles. 104 00:09:25,920 --> 00:09:27,600 What would you put? 105 00:09:28,160 --> 00:09:29,440 I wouldn't reply. 106 00:09:30,360 --> 00:09:31,880 Play it cool? 107 00:09:32,040 --> 00:09:33,360 No, that pisses me off. 108 00:09:41,160 --> 00:09:43,040 What about me? Am I coming? 109 00:09:43,200 --> 00:09:44,520 No way, look at you! 110 00:09:44,680 --> 00:09:45,920 No, c'mon, for a laugh. 111 00:09:48,040 --> 00:09:48,880 Hi, Helena. 112 00:09:49,040 --> 00:09:49,800 Hey. 113 00:09:49,960 --> 00:09:52,240 - A quick update? - Yeah, if you want. 114 00:09:52,400 --> 00:09:53,360 Gee! 115 00:09:53,800 --> 00:09:55,400 You're gonna catch cold. 116 00:09:56,120 --> 00:09:56,960 How come? 117 00:09:57,320 --> 00:10:00,400 Leaving all these windows open on your computer 118 00:10:00,560 --> 00:10:02,560 makes a heck of a draft. 119 00:10:06,760 --> 00:10:07,920 That's funny. 120 00:10:08,080 --> 00:10:09,280 Have a great day! 121 00:10:09,440 --> 00:10:10,760 You, too. 122 00:10:16,320 --> 00:10:19,280 You're gonna give me the runaround. 123 00:10:21,160 --> 00:10:22,880 But I've put out bigger fires. 124 00:10:56,080 --> 00:10:59,400 We'll have satellite link-up with Viviane in 3 minutes 125 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:01,400 to put the mag to bed. 126 00:11:02,680 --> 00:11:03,600 Let's go. 127 00:11:06,280 --> 00:11:08,000 Zilch! Did you set up the TV? 128 00:11:08,360 --> 00:11:09,440 I don't know. 129 00:11:10,520 --> 00:11:11,880 I think it's... 130 00:11:13,320 --> 00:11:15,240 Hands off! Look at your hair. 131 00:11:18,160 --> 00:11:19,120 The link's down. 132 00:11:20,040 --> 00:11:21,280 - Sorry, Stan. - William... 133 00:11:21,440 --> 00:11:23,440 The twins didn't sleep a wink. 134 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:26,000 No problem. Actually, I wanted a word. 135 00:11:26,160 --> 00:11:28,280 Since you're a daddy, you're always late. 136 00:11:28,440 --> 00:11:29,960 It's just not on, old chap. 137 00:11:30,120 --> 00:11:30,960 You're fired. 138 00:11:31,320 --> 00:11:32,160 What do you mean? 139 00:11:32,320 --> 00:11:33,840 You're history, old boy. 140 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:36,000 Kindly remove from the room. 141 00:11:36,160 --> 00:11:37,240 That'll be all. 142 00:11:37,600 --> 00:11:39,080 Why the Britspeak? 143 00:11:39,440 --> 00:11:41,880 Bad news sounds better in a funny accent. 144 00:11:42,040 --> 00:11:43,920 That way you're not bitter. 145 00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:47,520 - Please, don't do this. - Scram! 146 00:11:47,680 --> 00:11:50,240 I have a wife and children. A mortgage. 147 00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:51,760 Beat it. 148 00:11:54,760 --> 00:11:55,720 Scumbag. 149 00:11:57,040 --> 00:11:58,800 A family man gets trashed 150 00:11:58,960 --> 00:12:00,280 and everything's cool? 151 00:12:00,440 --> 00:12:02,840 I say, Mother Teresa has an issue here? 152 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:06,880 Call the Spazz. 153 00:12:07,040 --> 00:12:09,480 This is Cyprien Gruwalski, I.T. manager. 154 00:12:09,640 --> 00:12:10,760 Conference room, now! 155 00:12:11,840 --> 00:12:13,320 4-eyes freaks me out 156 00:12:13,480 --> 00:12:14,560 with those glasses. 157 00:12:15,880 --> 00:12:17,160 Sorry to interrupt. 158 00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:19,240 You forgot to hang up. 159 00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:23,280 Picture operational. 160 00:12:25,480 --> 00:12:27,600 We can't hear you, Mom. 161 00:12:27,840 --> 00:12:28,960 Can't hear a thing. 162 00:12:30,160 --> 00:12:32,240 But she's excited. You know why? 163 00:12:34,480 --> 00:12:35,560 That's why! 164 00:12:38,160 --> 00:12:39,320 Aurore Diamantis! 165 00:12:39,480 --> 00:12:40,320 Sound operational. 166 00:12:40,480 --> 00:12:41,280 Outrageous! 167 00:12:41,680 --> 00:12:43,400 I'm gone 10 days and I find this. 168 00:12:43,560 --> 00:12:45,480 A model on a mountain of steak! 169 00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:47,440 Who do I thank for this? 170 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:48,600 Erwan. 171 00:12:49,320 --> 00:12:51,000 Yeah, it was your idea. 172 00:12:51,160 --> 00:12:53,360 Gotta give credit where it's due. 173 00:12:53,520 --> 00:12:55,680 Even so, it's visually arresting. 174 00:12:55,840 --> 00:12:56,920 It's what? 175 00:12:58,320 --> 00:12:59,680 No, besides Helena's quiz, 176 00:12:59,840 --> 00:13:00,880 which is acceptable, 177 00:13:01,040 --> 00:13:02,280 the rest stinks. 178 00:13:02,440 --> 00:13:04,800 So, Aurore Diamantis is a no-no? 179 00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:07,720 Stanislas... 180 00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:10,320 You living with that creature 181 00:13:10,480 --> 00:13:11,520 is dubious enough, 182 00:13:11,680 --> 00:13:14,720 but imagining her on the cover of my magazine, 183 00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:16,240 that's just insane! 184 00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:19,600 When our readers see the cover, I want them 185 00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:21,440 to believe in God! 186 00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:24,880 When you see this, you believe in fast food. 187 00:13:26,440 --> 00:13:27,880 People have to say to themselves... 188 00:13:28,920 --> 00:13:30,400 that God invented woman. 189 00:13:31,920 --> 00:13:32,840 A woman like... 190 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:35,040 Gina MacQueen! 191 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:36,960 What the hell! 192 00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:38,320 Great idea! 193 00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:49,640 Where is he? 194 00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:51,320 Where the hell is he? 195 00:14:08,120 --> 00:14:09,200 Hey, sweetie-pie! 196 00:14:10,640 --> 00:14:12,080 I knew she'd love it. 197 00:14:12,240 --> 00:14:13,760 The cover wowed them, huh? 198 00:14:14,880 --> 00:14:16,360 There's a slight glitch. 199 00:14:16,520 --> 00:14:17,280 What? 200 00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:20,040 I have good and bad news, which first? 201 00:14:20,240 --> 00:14:20,920 The cover. 202 00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:22,800 OK, the bad news. 203 00:14:23,640 --> 00:14:25,080 She wants Gina Mac... 204 00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:26,120 Pardon me? 205 00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:28,000 She wants Gina MacQueen. 206 00:14:29,440 --> 00:14:30,480 You're shitting me! 207 00:14:30,760 --> 00:14:32,640 Not her! Not that bitch again! 208 00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:34,200 You screwed up again! 209 00:14:34,360 --> 00:14:35,680 She wants no one else. 210 00:14:35,840 --> 00:14:37,320 It's the stupid geek's fault. 211 00:14:37,480 --> 00:14:38,920 She's 26 years old! 212 00:14:39,080 --> 00:14:39,840 I won't be quiet! 213 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:41,200 I'll yell if I want! 214 00:14:41,360 --> 00:14:42,120 Calm down. 215 00:14:42,280 --> 00:14:43,400 You promised me the cover! 216 00:14:43,560 --> 00:14:46,520 You said you were a real man, a destroyer! 217 00:14:46,680 --> 00:14:49,080 In fact, you're a nobody, a little shit! 218 00:14:49,240 --> 00:14:51,280 A teeny-weeny little shit! 219 00:14:51,440 --> 00:14:52,600 Calm down, Aurore. 220 00:14:52,760 --> 00:14:54,160 I have good news, too. 221 00:14:54,320 --> 00:14:55,280 I love you. 222 00:14:55,440 --> 00:14:57,440 You're on the cover of my heart. 223 00:14:57,600 --> 00:14:58,680 Can it! 224 00:14:58,840 --> 00:15:00,720 I'm warning you, little shit. 225 00:15:00,920 --> 00:15:03,480 This month, I'm the Dress Code cover 226 00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:05,880 or you wave goodbye to these. 227 00:15:06,040 --> 00:15:07,160 - Not that. - And to the rest. 228 00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:09,680 Get lost, doofus! 229 00:15:10,760 --> 00:15:12,480 She's crazy. 230 00:15:14,360 --> 00:15:15,440 That's my fault, too. 231 00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:17,000 He saved the day again. 232 00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:19,640 The idea for the next cover girl? Buddy boy here. 233 00:15:21,280 --> 00:15:22,880 If you left, they'd be in deep. 234 00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:24,160 No kidding! 235 00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:26,840 Already seen it. 236 00:15:30,520 --> 00:15:31,440 Too late. 237 00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:37,920 I got mail? 238 00:15:47,640 --> 00:15:50,280 What shall we do tonight, then? 239 00:15:52,760 --> 00:15:53,920 Hi, Gina. 240 00:15:56,280 --> 00:15:57,560 How are you? 241 00:16:21,760 --> 00:16:24,040 What's that darn thing doing there? 242 00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:29,880 "Make your greatest dream come true." 243 00:16:30,040 --> 00:16:31,040 Go away! 244 00:16:32,760 --> 00:16:34,200 Some kind of scam. 245 00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:36,320 There we go! 246 00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:38,440 Goodnight, kids. 247 00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:54,400 Screw you, asshole! 248 00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:56,720 Honk to you, too, buddy! 249 00:16:59,360 --> 00:17:00,360 Morning, Viviane. 250 00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:08,280 Later. 251 00:17:11,040 --> 00:17:12,120 Hey, Mom. 252 00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:18,760 Have a good trip? 253 00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:24,600 Gina MacQueen is totally unmanageable 254 00:17:24,760 --> 00:17:27,000 since she began her spiritual quest. 255 00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:29,640 The shoot's Thursday. Let's try to make it work. 256 00:17:31,120 --> 00:17:33,040 Buy her a little gift from Vuitton. 257 00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:36,200 I'm begging you, forget the idea. 258 00:17:36,360 --> 00:17:38,680 Stan, be nice. Stay focused. 259 00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:40,800 The gift, just the gift. 260 00:17:51,080 --> 00:17:53,480 - Can I have a word? - Not now, Garfunkel. 261 00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:55,760 - I'm Simon, not Garfunkel. - Scram! 262 00:17:57,120 --> 00:17:58,600 Let me explain! 263 00:17:59,880 --> 00:18:01,160 She just said yes. 264 00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:05,480 She adores you, swears by you. 265 00:18:05,640 --> 00:18:07,000 Pastries! 266 00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:10,480 Who wants to acquire raisin heaven free-of-charge? 267 00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:13,520 There was no reason to panic. 268 00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:15,840 Look, I'll call you later. 269 00:18:16,040 --> 00:18:17,040 See you. 270 00:18:33,080 --> 00:18:35,840 What are you doing back, little spam? 271 00:18:38,840 --> 00:18:39,840 This is harassment! 272 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,400 You leave me with no alternative. 273 00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:46,800 I don't believe it! 274 00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:51,720 Make your greatest dream come true? 275 00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:20,840 Leave it in your hair. 276 00:19:21,240 --> 00:19:23,200 Who's the boss here? 277 00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:29,240 Just look at him. 278 00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:32,000 May I? 279 00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:56,200 Chilly. 280 00:19:58,560 --> 00:19:59,840 Helena... 281 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:01,880 Can I ask you a question 282 00:20:02,040 --> 00:20:05,360 of a relatively personal and intimate nature? 283 00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:06,400 What? 284 00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:10,760 When you hook up your hard drive to a firewire port, 285 00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:12,600 do you reboot in failsafe mode? 286 00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:15,240 Hold on, I'm lost. I have to finish this. 287 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:16,840 Sorry. 288 00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:20,480 I didn't mean to be indiscreet. 289 00:20:33,040 --> 00:20:34,560 Shit! 290 00:20:34,720 --> 00:20:35,560 What? 291 00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:38,000 It's crashed again. 292 00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:39,280 Do you mind... 293 00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:40,400 Not at all. 294 00:20:40,560 --> 00:20:41,640 Au contraire. 295 00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:43,520 I'm installing software 296 00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:45,920 that should make life easier. 297 00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:46,920 There we go! 298 00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:49,320 "Installation successful." 299 00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:55,120 What's so funny? 300 00:20:57,080 --> 00:20:59,360 When I'm at Godzilla's with my friends 301 00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:02,360 and we get the "installation successful" message, 302 00:21:02,520 --> 00:21:05,160 we picture the programs in the computer 303 00:21:05,440 --> 00:21:08,080 having some kind of party to celebrate. 304 00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:10,840 "Good job, drivers, 305 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:13,440 "we dodged the start-up bug again." 306 00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:16,840 "Our pleasure, mainframe, it's all about teamwork." 307 00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:25,760 It's good to laugh. 308 00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:27,840 Really good. 309 00:21:35,280 --> 00:21:36,760 So, you're hot for Gina MacQueen? 310 00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:39,760 Could be. 311 00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:41,600 You can't fool me. 312 00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:44,080 Anyway, I have a mission for you. 313 00:21:44,240 --> 00:21:45,680 You'll give her our gift. 314 00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:47,680 It's a very special gift. 315 00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:50,480 This is between us. Mum's the word. 316 00:21:50,880 --> 00:21:52,720 It's for Gina MacQueen? 317 00:21:55,920 --> 00:21:57,280 My response is positive. 318 00:21:57,440 --> 00:21:58,520 Good. 319 00:21:58,680 --> 00:21:59,800 We're buddies, huh? 320 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:00,960 Yes. 321 00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:11,320 - Mrs. Cailloux. - Look what I found... 322 00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:13,800 Stuck in the elevator, 323 00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:16,480 going up and down, scaring the neighbors. 324 00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:20,360 Bye, Mrs. Cailloux. 325 00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:24,560 What was that? 326 00:22:26,080 --> 00:22:27,040 In two days, 327 00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:30,160 Gina's being photographed for the magazine cover 328 00:22:30,320 --> 00:22:32,520 and we've got her a thank-you gift. 329 00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:34,840 They want me to give it to her. 330 00:22:35,560 --> 00:22:37,200 What am I going to do? 331 00:22:37,360 --> 00:22:38,120 What will I say? 332 00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:40,880 And what if she rejects me out of hand? 333 00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:42,440 She'll blow you off, 334 00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:45,160 but I'll help you take it with dignity. 335 00:22:45,720 --> 00:22:48,480 You wanna be a winner? First, you gotta taste defeat. 336 00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:54,880 You gotta learn to accept that your phone doesn't ring. 337 00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:56,360 Long wait, huh? 338 00:22:57,840 --> 00:22:59,680 But the probability is zero 339 00:22:59,840 --> 00:23:02,160 because we gave no one our number. 340 00:23:02,360 --> 00:23:03,560 Precisely! 341 00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:08,000 Kiki! 342 00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:11,200 Women will humiliate you, 343 00:23:11,360 --> 00:23:13,600 when you're most vulnerable. 344 00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:20,600 It's busy. 345 00:23:26,320 --> 00:23:28,840 You'll learn to work in enemy territory. 346 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:31,480 Shabbat Shalom, fags! 347 00:23:31,640 --> 00:23:33,080 Is this place kosher? 348 00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:49,200 I did it! 349 00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:54,640 Above all, don't forget... 350 00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:57,320 Never look straight at her breasts. 351 00:23:57,480 --> 00:23:59,320 It's like Raiders of the Lost Ark. 352 00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:01,800 - You'll be vaporized... - Immediately. I know. 353 00:24:09,720 --> 00:24:11,520 - Cyprien Gruwalski? - Yes. 354 00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:32,760 Dear Gina, 355 00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:36,160 I really like your substance and your... 356 00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:37,680 Gina, I love you. 357 00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:39,400 No, too direct. 358 00:24:57,960 --> 00:24:58,960 It'll be a great cover. 359 00:24:59,120 --> 00:25:00,360 Do you have all you need? 360 00:25:00,520 --> 00:25:01,320 Yes. 361 00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:02,880 Cute little angel! 362 00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:04,920 Yes, that's very good. 363 00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:08,920 I sense... 364 00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:10,360 a presence. 365 00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:11,960 Yeah, me too. 366 00:25:12,120 --> 00:25:14,040 I'll go get me a coffee. 367 00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:16,040 Let's take a break. 368 00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:17,400 What's this? 369 00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:21,880 For Dress Code. 370 00:25:22,040 --> 00:25:23,200 Let him go. 371 00:25:25,880 --> 00:25:27,400 This has arrived for you. 372 00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:30,600 From Dress Code for Gina MacQueen. 373 00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:32,120 Relax, relax. 374 00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:49,920 I'll be just here, 375 00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:52,200 re-penetrating your inner being. 376 00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:08,360 "Dear Gina... 377 00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:13,640 "I'm honored to meet you. When I'm lucky enough to see you, 378 00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:16,040 "I'm transported to another world. 379 00:26:16,360 --> 00:26:17,600 "As if you were... 380 00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:20,320 "a travel agency for the mind. 381 00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:23,760 "I think you're wonderful in substance and style, 382 00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:26,040 "so I'm... 383 00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:28,480 "very honored to give you 384 00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:30,200 "this gift 385 00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:32,400 "that I have here." 386 00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:34,560 You'll be vaporized. 387 00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:41,320 Thanks. 388 00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:43,080 A belt! 389 00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:44,920 It's beautiful. 390 00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:46,760 Look, Professor. 391 00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:49,720 Yes, beautiful. 392 00:26:50,120 --> 00:26:52,760 If it's not the right size, you can change it. 393 00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:56,720 What is it? 394 00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:00,120 Pervert! 395 00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:41,120 Well? 396 00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:18,880 What are you doing? 397 00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:22,720 Answering a question I ask myself since I was a kid. 398 00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:25,600 Get some bread while you're out. 399 00:28:25,880 --> 00:28:26,960 Farewell, Kiki. 400 00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:49,120 I don't have a second life. 401 00:28:49,760 --> 00:28:51,760 I don't have the code to pull through. 402 00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:53,240 My life's a mess. 403 00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:56,440 My relationship with Gina, 404 00:28:56,600 --> 00:28:58,400 that's a mess, too. 405 00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:01,360 Game over. 406 00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:05,520 If you don't go back to work, don't bother coming home. 407 00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:08,920 I own this place. 408 00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:10,480 OK, fair enough. 409 00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:12,880 If you lose your job, what happens? 410 00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:14,800 No cable, no internet. 411 00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:16,320 The slippery slope. 412 00:29:16,480 --> 00:29:18,600 Isn't it time you found a job? 413 00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:21,120 Cyprien... 414 00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:24,680 Yeah, you're right. 415 00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:28,600 Tomorrow, you go look them in the eye. 416 00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:30,080 And then... 417 00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:34,400 You beg them to take you back, you get on your knees, you sob... 418 00:29:34,560 --> 00:29:35,680 Like a man. 419 00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:39,640 Who hired the pervert? 420 00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:42,160 I repeat, who hired him? 421 00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:44,640 Erwan. Don't worry, Mom, 422 00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:46,480 I've taken every step to keep him out. 423 00:29:50,760 --> 00:29:51,960 Where'd he get the idea? 424 00:29:52,120 --> 00:29:53,000 Bullshit! 425 00:29:53,160 --> 00:29:54,680 It is pretty wacko. 426 00:29:54,840 --> 00:29:55,840 And pure genius! 427 00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:56,680 Genius? 428 00:29:56,840 --> 00:29:59,080 In the evil genius sense, I mean. 429 00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:00,640 You're amazing. 430 00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:02,720 Because of him, we've no cover. 431 00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:20,720 The printer says next Monday is the final deadline. 432 00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:23,640 What about Aurore Diamantis? 433 00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:24,960 The photo was cool. 434 00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:26,520 Hush, I'm thinking. 435 00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:37,400 The mag will come out on time. 436 00:30:37,560 --> 00:30:39,960 I want ideas for the cover before Friday. 437 00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:41,520 Be nice, shut up. 438 00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:42,680 Not a word. 439 00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:44,200 Shut up. 440 00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:53,160 There he is. 441 00:30:56,560 --> 00:30:57,440 There! 442 00:30:57,600 --> 00:30:58,440 It's him! 443 00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:16,000 What the heck! 444 00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:17,880 Whose face is that? 445 00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:19,280 Whose voice is this? 446 00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:21,120 How dare you show your face? 447 00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:22,960 We'll bleed you like a fat sow! 448 00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:25,200 We'll slit your slimy throat! 449 00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:44,760 Who are you? What do you do? 450 00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:47,720 Don't let him escape! 451 00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:49,520 I.T. 452 00:31:51,080 --> 00:31:53,920 Just walking in here to take a job, I like that. 453 00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:56,440 Get outta here! And take your stupid scissors. 454 00:31:57,840 --> 00:31:58,680 And you are? 455 00:31:59,240 --> 00:32:00,280 I'm... 456 00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:04,040 Jack 457 00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:05,040 Price 458 00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:06,440 Minister. 459 00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:10,040 I'm Stanislas Wagner, Art Director of Dress Code magazine. 460 00:32:10,560 --> 00:32:13,480 How'd you know the I.T. job was vacant? 461 00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:18,480 Keeps his cards close to his chest. Very good. 462 00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:21,560 There's something about you telling me to go for it. 463 00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:23,640 I trust you. When can you start? 464 00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:27,240 - Monday? - Mayday. Fine. 465 00:32:27,720 --> 00:32:28,840 Great, Jack. 466 00:32:29,320 --> 00:32:31,360 A techie with jokes and style... 467 00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:33,000 I can't believe it. 468 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:46,640 Open up. I swear it's me. 469 00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:49,400 What proof can you give me? 470 00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:51,360 What proof... 471 00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:55,040 In the first Star Wars trilogy, 472 00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:57,240 how many different color light sabers? 473 00:32:57,400 --> 00:32:59,320 Too easy, I refuse to answer. 474 00:32:59,880 --> 00:33:01,480 Right answer. 475 00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:05,880 In Back to the Future, what power is needed to travel in time? 476 00:33:08,760 --> 00:33:11,000 2.21 gigawatts. 477 00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:12,840 Correct. 478 00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:14,680 But a lot of people know that. 479 00:33:14,840 --> 00:33:16,760 Okay, in Indiana Jones... 480 00:33:17,320 --> 00:33:18,840 and the Temple of Doom, 481 00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:23,080 what does Mola Ram chant when he tries to rip out Indy's heart? 482 00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:25,640 Kali ma shop tideh. 483 00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:35,560 There's a bug in the Matrix. 484 00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:40,840 Shit, nothing happens. 485 00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:44,400 But it never runs out, it's crazy. 486 00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:46,800 You're back to normal. 487 00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:49,360 It's magic. 488 00:33:49,520 --> 00:33:51,440 Good looks on demand. 489 00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:53,200 From now on, anything is possible. 490 00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:54,440 The Jedis, 491 00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:55,680 E.T., 492 00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:57,600 time travel, 493 00:33:57,760 --> 00:33:59,600 Dracula and Jesus Christ! 494 00:33:59,760 --> 00:34:01,840 I can see Gina MacQueen again. 495 00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:03,880 You are the chosen one. 496 00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:07,600 You can have anyone you want. Forget Gina. 497 00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:10,400 But now you're gonna need 498 00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:12,400 some threads to keep you fresh. 499 00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:14,960 It's Pretty Woman time. 500 00:34:16,520 --> 00:34:18,640 No way will I sell my body. 501 00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:23,960 Savings Account 502 00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:02,520 Pastries! 503 00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:04,160 Who wants to... 504 00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:05,800 acquire... 505 00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:14,040 This is Jack Price, 506 00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:15,640 the new I.T. Manager. 507 00:35:18,240 --> 00:35:19,480 OK, back to work. 508 00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:21,000 Give him room. 509 00:35:21,880 --> 00:35:23,040 This is your office. 510 00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:25,800 And my predecessor's? 511 00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:27,720 No, that was the storeroom. 512 00:35:29,280 --> 00:35:31,080 - No one minds? - No one. 513 00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:48,000 No, I'm busy. 514 00:36:33,040 --> 00:36:34,360 Go on, say something! 515 00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:38,880 Are you Mac or PC? 516 00:36:43,240 --> 00:36:45,200 So, looks aren't everything. 517 00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:48,520 It's sad women don't always remember that. 518 00:37:11,320 --> 00:37:13,720 I wonder how much James Bond earns. 519 00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:14,720 20 grand. 520 00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:18,040 No way! James Bond does not earn 20 grand! 521 00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:19,400 Drives an Aston Martin, 522 00:37:19,560 --> 00:37:20,560 stays in 5-star hotels, 523 00:37:20,720 --> 00:37:23,200 he's gotta earn 50-60 grand. 524 00:37:23,360 --> 00:37:24,760 You're crazy, Kiki. 525 00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:26,640 James Bond's a public servant, 526 00:37:26,920 --> 00:37:29,760 like a Welfare official with a license to kill. 527 00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:32,320 Her Majesty's service doesn't pay well. 528 00:37:32,880 --> 00:37:34,280 He has an expense account. 529 00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:35,880 Expenses? 530 00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:38,800 So you're saying Bond has dinner with Goldfinger, 531 00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:41,000 says to the waiter, "My name's Bond, 532 00:37:41,160 --> 00:37:43,200 "can I have a receipt for expenses? 533 00:37:43,360 --> 00:37:45,160 "Don't forget the sales tax." 534 00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:47,840 Hell, he could pay with meal coupons! 535 00:37:57,840 --> 00:37:58,760 We're full. 536 00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:02,280 Is Cyprien here? 537 00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:04,800 - Helena? - A girl! 538 00:38:06,160 --> 00:38:07,800 What are you doing here? 539 00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:10,080 I came to see how you're doing. 540 00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:12,160 Wanna go for a walk? 541 00:38:12,880 --> 00:38:15,160 I view the idea favorably. 542 00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:21,440 Goodbye, ma'am. 543 00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:24,280 - A walk? - I'll explain. 544 00:38:27,960 --> 00:38:29,360 What's that? 545 00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:32,280 The sign of peace on Vulcan in Star Trek. 546 00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:37,320 Can I interview you and your pals? 547 00:38:37,680 --> 00:38:39,120 Who'd be interested? 548 00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:42,160 It's exciting to write about weird... 549 00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:44,800 about unusual people who have 550 00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:47,360 a profound connection to 551 00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:49,520 video games and movies. 552 00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:51,600 See what I mean? 553 00:39:02,600 --> 00:39:04,800 What's the new guy like? 554 00:39:06,240 --> 00:39:07,720 Totally superficial. 555 00:39:08,120 --> 00:39:08,960 Really? 556 00:39:12,080 --> 00:39:13,280 A good friend of mine, 557 00:39:14,080 --> 00:39:15,720 who for secret reasons 558 00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:18,280 has to keep his identity secret... 559 00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:20,200 has a problem. 560 00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:23,240 He doesn't know how to get a girl. 561 00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:26,280 You're sweet. 562 00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:29,720 It's not me, it's a friend, OK? 563 00:39:34,720 --> 00:39:36,880 Seeing as you're an expert... 564 00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:40,800 What's your friend say when he meets a girl? 565 00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:45,440 "Hello, Chiquita, 566 00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:47,640 "I suspect we're made for each other. 567 00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:49,680 "Care to dance the blues?" 568 00:39:50,080 --> 00:39:51,400 That's so lame. 569 00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:53,680 Listen... 570 00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:57,920 A pretty girl gets hit on 5 times a week on average. 571 00:39:58,080 --> 00:40:00,720 If you work it out, that's 260 times a year. 572 00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:04,280 In ten years, that means she's hit on 2,600 times. 573 00:40:04,840 --> 00:40:06,640 According to official figures, 574 00:40:06,800 --> 00:40:08,640 at 25, she's had 10 boyfriends. 575 00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:10,480 2,600 minus 10... 576 00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:13,840 Before she meets you, she's blown off 2,590 guys. 577 00:40:14,600 --> 00:40:16,040 So your friend 578 00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:20,000 with his "Chiquita, I suspect..." Yada yada. 579 00:40:20,160 --> 00:40:21,040 Forget it. 580 00:40:24,040 --> 00:40:25,840 What should he do then? 581 00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:28,600 There's no one-size-fits-all system, 582 00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:30,080 just 3 fundamentals. 583 00:40:30,240 --> 00:40:31,880 You have to be mysterious... 584 00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:33,160 What are you having? 585 00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:34,880 I don't know. Guess. 586 00:40:35,240 --> 00:40:36,360 He's so amazing! 587 00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:38,440 - What did he say? - "Guess." 588 00:40:38,600 --> 00:40:41,320 - Roast pork? - That's just not his style. 589 00:40:41,960 --> 00:40:43,240 Unapproachable... 590 00:40:45,560 --> 00:40:46,680 Unpredictable... 591 00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:53,080 And self-confident. 592 00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:12,320 Thanks. 593 00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:19,760 Total class! 594 00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:21,800 Thanks, Kiki. 595 00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:27,040 First, let me say "Hello." I am known as Cyprien. 596 00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:29,960 I'm into hi-tech high technology 597 00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:31,760 and wireless wi-fi. 598 00:41:32,080 --> 00:41:33,640 I'm ready to slide 599 00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:36,400 like a USB stick into your hard drive. 600 00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:38,840 Only with complete cordiality 601 00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:40,400 and honorable intentions. 602 00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:47,360 I'm the Art Director. 603 00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:49,680 No, you listen! I've had it up to here. 604 00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:51,240 I'm sick of it. 605 00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:52,680 Listen carefully. 606 00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:55,160 8 years I've planned these parties and nobody... 607 00:41:55,320 --> 00:41:57,200 Hear me? Nobody... 608 00:41:59,080 --> 00:42:00,040 Hi, Mom. 609 00:42:00,720 --> 00:42:01,640 How are you? 610 00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:03,360 Yeah. 611 00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:08,280 The annual party will be a ball. 612 00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:10,200 Honestly, 613 00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:12,960 do I ever mess up what I undertake? 614 00:42:14,520 --> 00:42:15,360 OK. 615 00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:17,880 Can you have a little faith? 616 00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:20,600 Can you have faith in your son? 617 00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:22,560 Your only son. Your loving son. 618 00:42:25,600 --> 00:42:26,720 She's hung up. 619 00:42:32,680 --> 00:42:34,160 Good work, Jack. 620 00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:36,880 I've been watching your style 621 00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:38,920 and I'm not prone to compliments, 622 00:42:39,080 --> 00:42:40,360 but I love your moves. 623 00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:42,160 Nothing like that Spazz. 624 00:42:42,320 --> 00:42:44,520 Sorry, who's "that Spazz"? 625 00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:50,920 Listen up, everybody! Jack asks who "that Spazz" is. 626 00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:08,480 Always helpful, always smiling. 627 00:43:08,680 --> 00:43:10,880 "Cyprien, can you download Lost for me?" 628 00:43:11,080 --> 00:43:13,400 "Have my sandwich, the trash is full." 629 00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:16,720 "Put your finger in the plug to check the juice." 630 00:43:17,760 --> 00:43:19,200 And they call me the Spazz. 631 00:43:19,440 --> 00:43:20,960 Do I look like a spazz? 632 00:43:33,800 --> 00:43:35,920 I'm here for the interview. 633 00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:37,800 - Ready to roll? - Sure. 634 00:43:38,680 --> 00:43:40,880 1, 2... 1, 2... Can you hear me? 635 00:43:41,040 --> 00:43:42,120 Yeah, fine. 636 00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:46,160 She sells sea shells on the sea shore. 637 00:43:47,160 --> 00:43:48,080 Sorry. 638 00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:51,080 Sorry, just... 639 00:43:51,240 --> 00:43:52,640 Get my energy up. 640 00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:53,440 Full name? 641 00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:57,360 - Hey, Cyprien. - Hello, Helena. 642 00:43:58,440 --> 00:44:00,080 - Profession? - None. 643 00:44:00,240 --> 00:44:02,800 I'm CEO of this cybercafé 644 00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:04,480 and its leading light. 645 00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:08,400 I was also first to have Pacman in France. 646 00:44:08,560 --> 00:44:10,560 - Kudos. - Thanks. 647 00:44:10,720 --> 00:44:12,040 Webmaster at Dress Code. 648 00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:13,360 Well, I was. 649 00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:16,640 Currently writing a script for Keanu Reeves, 650 00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:17,680 and other stuff. 651 00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:19,960 Kiki-nu Reeves? Just kidding. 652 00:44:20,600 --> 00:44:21,480 Girlfriends? 653 00:44:21,640 --> 00:44:23,520 I nearly made love once. 654 00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:25,840 - Once? - Yeah. 655 00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:27,080 Girlfriends, Juju? 656 00:44:28,840 --> 00:44:31,160 Actually, it's not that simple... 657 00:44:31,600 --> 00:44:34,760 As a result of gaming, have you ever had... 658 00:44:35,160 --> 00:44:36,440 epileptic fits? 659 00:44:36,920 --> 00:44:38,000 Yeah, sure. 660 00:44:38,160 --> 00:44:41,040 Not your dinky little fit, real humdingers. 661 00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:43,240 The first 12 are pretty scary. 662 00:44:43,400 --> 00:44:44,560 The first 12? 663 00:44:44,720 --> 00:44:45,920 If you had a super... 664 00:44:47,320 --> 00:44:48,520 Sorry. 665 00:44:48,680 --> 00:44:50,520 If you had a super power, which one? 666 00:44:50,680 --> 00:44:51,760 Pass. 667 00:44:51,920 --> 00:44:52,640 Chernobyl. 668 00:44:52,800 --> 00:44:53,640 Right... 669 00:44:54,800 --> 00:44:58,000 5 years ago, he spent 6 months in Chernobyl. 670 00:44:58,640 --> 00:45:00,960 He hoped to pick up a super power. 671 00:45:01,120 --> 00:45:03,200 - And? - Ever since milk makes him sick. 672 00:45:03,360 --> 00:45:05,880 But he's translated all of Tolstoy. 673 00:45:06,040 --> 00:45:06,920 He speaks Russian? 674 00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:08,520 No, not a word. 675 00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:10,640 It's in 3 parts. 676 00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:12,240 First, I split in 2. 677 00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:15,160 Then I become miniature and enter myself, 678 00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:17,120 and then I drive myself. 679 00:45:18,640 --> 00:45:19,800 Kiki, take a left. 680 00:45:21,440 --> 00:45:22,480 That's a super power. 681 00:45:22,640 --> 00:45:23,800 - Robo-car. - Yeah! 682 00:45:26,840 --> 00:45:27,960 Your favorite actor? 683 00:45:28,120 --> 00:45:29,480 Michael J. Fox. 684 00:45:32,320 --> 00:45:33,720 First thing you think of? 685 00:45:33,880 --> 00:45:34,760 Cookies. 686 00:45:34,920 --> 00:45:37,600 I find that question a touch personal. 687 00:45:39,880 --> 00:45:41,360 Preferred means of transit? 688 00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:42,280 Roller blades. 689 00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:43,120 Me, too. 690 00:45:47,120 --> 00:45:48,000 I'm over here. 691 00:45:48,160 --> 00:45:50,000 - Your favorite drink? - Fizzy orange 692 00:45:50,160 --> 00:45:51,640 and fizzy lemonade. 693 00:45:52,720 --> 00:45:53,560 Dreamy! 694 00:45:53,720 --> 00:45:55,160 Your guilty pleasure? 695 00:46:00,680 --> 00:46:02,960 Do you have a female icon? 696 00:46:06,560 --> 00:46:09,040 I'm a big fan of actresses 697 00:46:10,400 --> 00:46:12,480 who combine glamour and pizzazz. 698 00:46:12,640 --> 00:46:13,880 I'm thinking of... 699 00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:15,640 Pamela Anderson. 700 00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:18,760 You can be chic and sexy, that's my ideal woman. 701 00:46:18,920 --> 00:46:22,280 If you could change something in the world, what'd it be? 702 00:46:22,440 --> 00:46:23,680 What would you change? 703 00:46:24,560 --> 00:46:25,720 Nature? 704 00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:28,760 Human nature. 705 00:46:29,200 --> 00:46:32,360 And if you could change something about yourself? 706 00:46:32,840 --> 00:46:34,600 - About me? - Yes. 707 00:46:38,840 --> 00:46:40,480 The tape's stopped. 708 00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:42,120 Thanks, Cyprien. 709 00:46:50,480 --> 00:46:51,640 What do you think of her? 710 00:46:51,800 --> 00:46:52,960 She's superb. 711 00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:54,680 Yo, brother. 712 00:46:56,760 --> 00:46:57,720 So fresh. 713 00:46:57,880 --> 00:46:59,720 Yeah! Nice, man. 714 00:47:02,240 --> 00:47:03,320 What's this? 715 00:47:03,480 --> 00:47:05,520 A book signing with a Star Wars actor. 716 00:47:05,680 --> 00:47:07,000 We're not going. 717 00:47:07,160 --> 00:47:09,880 We'd rather die than go crawling to Takashi's. 718 00:47:10,120 --> 00:47:11,040 Who's he? 719 00:47:16,880 --> 00:47:18,400 What's their problem? 720 00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:22,880 We were all in the same gang of crazy young guys. United. 721 00:47:23,040 --> 00:47:25,480 Then came the clash. 722 00:47:27,520 --> 00:47:29,160 I'll never forget the date. 723 00:47:30,600 --> 00:47:32,160 It was October, 1999. 724 00:47:33,440 --> 00:47:34,600 The 13th. 725 00:47:34,760 --> 00:47:37,760 The release of the second Star Wars trilogy. 726 00:47:39,600 --> 00:47:41,400 We saw it sucked right away. 727 00:47:41,920 --> 00:47:44,680 Takashi and his buddies loved it. 728 00:47:44,840 --> 00:47:46,320 Said it was the future. 729 00:47:46,480 --> 00:47:47,800 Bullshit! 730 00:47:47,960 --> 00:47:49,440 They sold out! 731 00:47:50,280 --> 00:47:51,560 All that for a movie? 732 00:47:51,720 --> 00:47:53,080 It's not a movie. 733 00:47:53,240 --> 00:47:55,000 It's Star Wars! 734 00:48:13,200 --> 00:48:15,560 What's going on? What is all this? 735 00:48:15,720 --> 00:48:17,160 Why are you on your knees? 736 00:48:17,960 --> 00:48:19,440 Just doing my job. 737 00:48:19,600 --> 00:48:20,960 That's beneath you. 738 00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:22,080 You, get in there. 739 00:48:22,240 --> 00:48:24,200 - Back to work. - The USB port. 740 00:48:24,560 --> 00:48:25,640 Come here. 741 00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:30,040 Listen up... 742 00:48:30,600 --> 00:48:32,320 It's absolutely huge. 743 00:48:34,240 --> 00:48:35,880 It is absolutely huge! 744 00:48:37,560 --> 00:48:39,360 - What's wrong? - Nothing. 745 00:48:39,680 --> 00:48:42,520 Nothing's wrong. Gina's gift was a set-up. 746 00:48:42,760 --> 00:48:44,400 The Spazz'll get them for this! 747 00:48:44,560 --> 00:48:46,120 It was a Matrix set-up. 748 00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:48,720 Give me a break with the Matrix! 749 00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:52,640 If you give me a break with your stupid spray. 750 00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:54,800 You're only jealous! 751 00:48:55,440 --> 00:48:56,680 I accept myself as I am. 752 00:48:56,840 --> 00:48:59,680 - Your problem is that... - You're too easy on yourself. 753 00:49:00,280 --> 00:49:01,400 As you are. 754 00:49:02,720 --> 00:49:04,480 That's your problem. 755 00:49:05,680 --> 00:49:08,200 Now if you'll kindly step aside. 756 00:49:08,720 --> 00:49:10,200 I have things to do, 757 00:49:10,400 --> 00:49:11,560 people to see. 758 00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:12,880 Excuse me. 759 00:49:13,960 --> 00:49:16,680 And if I show you this! And that! 760 00:49:16,840 --> 00:49:18,120 Still got people to see? 761 00:49:55,040 --> 00:49:55,960 You loser! 762 00:49:56,120 --> 00:49:57,720 Looking for a guy on MySpace? 763 00:49:58,160 --> 00:49:59,320 Just for fun. 764 00:49:59,840 --> 00:50:01,320 Yeah, sure. 765 00:50:01,760 --> 00:50:03,440 You put your real name for fun? 766 00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:05,520 Your real job? All for fun. 767 00:50:05,680 --> 00:50:09,000 I'd no idea your stats were 1m75 and 59 kilos. 768 00:50:09,160 --> 00:50:09,840 You can talk! 769 00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:11,280 Who was your last guy? 770 00:50:11,880 --> 00:50:12,880 I can't find one. 771 00:50:13,040 --> 00:50:14,800 You won't if you don't look. 772 00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:17,520 As for my weight, I started a diet yesterday. 773 00:50:17,840 --> 00:50:19,280 I am looking. 774 00:50:19,440 --> 00:50:20,720 You're going to the party? 775 00:50:22,440 --> 00:50:23,400 Sure. 776 00:50:23,560 --> 00:50:26,080 I'd totally planned to go. Not you? 777 00:50:26,240 --> 00:50:27,920 I'm seeing the text guy tonight. 778 00:50:28,080 --> 00:50:29,680 Going like that, are you? 779 00:50:31,200 --> 00:50:32,360 I have time. 780 00:50:34,760 --> 00:50:36,880 I don't take 3 hours to get ready. 781 00:50:38,560 --> 00:50:39,920 You'll see, this party's... 782 00:50:40,280 --> 00:50:42,960 gonna really kick ass. 783 00:50:44,080 --> 00:50:46,720 Gonna be really lame ass. I should've known. 784 00:50:46,880 --> 00:50:50,400 A party organized by Stanislas Wagner, for Christ's sake. 785 00:50:50,560 --> 00:50:53,520 It can't be worse than last year's at Aquasplash. 786 00:50:56,680 --> 00:50:58,360 Can I get an autograph? 787 00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:03,960 Feel the speed! 788 00:51:08,120 --> 00:51:10,280 Hey, everybody! 789 00:51:14,640 --> 00:51:17,240 On behalf of Dress Code and Viviane Wagner, 790 00:51:17,400 --> 00:51:19,400 whose son I am honored to be, 791 00:51:19,560 --> 00:51:21,200 and myself whose honor it is... 792 00:51:25,240 --> 00:51:26,720 What a jerk! 793 00:51:31,520 --> 00:51:32,920 Be right back. 794 00:51:35,720 --> 00:51:36,800 Look! 795 00:52:01,960 --> 00:52:03,880 May I say you're dazzling tonight? 796 00:52:04,280 --> 00:52:05,640 An Igloo party! 797 00:52:05,800 --> 00:52:07,640 It's worse than I imagined. 798 00:52:07,960 --> 00:52:09,440 These damn skates! 799 00:52:10,240 --> 00:52:12,480 I hear a lot of good things about you. 800 00:52:12,640 --> 00:52:15,440 You think you can save us from this disaster? 801 00:52:17,040 --> 00:52:18,120 Perhaps. 802 00:53:36,200 --> 00:53:37,680 What a dreamboat! 803 00:54:08,120 --> 00:54:09,560 Awesome! 804 00:54:18,320 --> 00:54:19,480 Cut it out! 805 00:54:21,160 --> 00:54:22,440 Come on! 806 00:54:25,560 --> 00:54:26,800 Round and round! 807 00:54:29,880 --> 00:54:30,640 No hands! 808 00:54:30,840 --> 00:54:32,080 Hands! 809 00:54:32,240 --> 00:54:33,200 Hands away! 810 00:54:33,920 --> 00:54:35,520 Compliments of the Spazz! 811 00:54:39,280 --> 00:54:40,280 Douchebag! 812 00:55:09,160 --> 00:55:10,520 Left a bit more. 813 00:55:11,840 --> 00:55:13,480 A bit more. That's good. 814 00:55:16,640 --> 00:55:17,680 What are you doing? 815 00:55:17,840 --> 00:55:19,800 Measuring Amandine's ass. 816 00:55:21,600 --> 00:55:23,720 D'you think she'd appreciate that? 817 00:55:23,880 --> 00:55:24,960 She knows. 818 00:55:26,120 --> 00:55:27,760 3/4 of a thumb. 819 00:55:32,320 --> 00:55:33,920 Thanks. Next! 820 00:55:34,280 --> 00:55:35,440 Next contestant, Laurence. 821 00:55:35,600 --> 00:55:36,520 Laurence? 822 00:55:39,440 --> 00:55:41,480 Monique Crambart? Stupid idea. 823 00:55:41,640 --> 00:55:43,800 Olga Razenec? You must be joking. 824 00:55:43,960 --> 00:55:45,240 She looks like a man. 825 00:55:46,640 --> 00:55:47,400 Eva Petrova? 826 00:55:47,560 --> 00:55:50,600 That's more like it, but she did Vogue last month. 827 00:55:50,760 --> 00:55:51,920 Find out. 828 00:55:52,480 --> 00:55:55,480 Get active or June won't be ready before Xmas. 829 00:55:56,760 --> 00:55:58,080 Is that all? 830 00:55:58,720 --> 00:56:00,560 Don't say Aurore Diamantis. 831 00:56:04,400 --> 00:56:05,280 Aurore, it's me. 832 00:56:05,440 --> 00:56:07,360 Rack your brains. 833 00:56:08,080 --> 00:56:09,160 Don't flee happiness. 834 00:56:09,320 --> 00:56:10,600 What else can I say? 835 00:56:10,960 --> 00:56:11,720 Call me back. 836 00:56:11,880 --> 00:56:13,400 - Are we disturbing you? - Sorry. 837 00:56:20,360 --> 00:56:21,920 I've been thinking about 838 00:56:22,080 --> 00:56:23,120 your problem. 839 00:56:23,440 --> 00:56:24,840 I have an idea 840 00:56:25,440 --> 00:56:28,360 that I'd describe as pure genius. 841 00:56:30,360 --> 00:56:31,720 Despite everything, 842 00:56:32,120 --> 00:56:33,320 I suggest 843 00:56:33,480 --> 00:56:34,800 Gina MacQueen. 844 00:56:35,680 --> 00:56:38,080 She's vanished since the 4-eyes incident. 845 00:56:38,240 --> 00:56:39,160 I have my sources. 846 00:56:39,320 --> 00:56:41,680 - Why'd she accept? - I'll ask her nicely. 847 00:56:42,680 --> 00:56:44,880 He'll ask her nicely. He's marvelous. 848 00:56:45,440 --> 00:56:46,360 Thanks, Viviane. 849 00:56:46,520 --> 00:56:49,560 It's also a mission for someone... 850 00:56:49,960 --> 00:56:52,080 who's a very sharp cookie. 851 00:56:55,960 --> 00:56:57,000 Helena. 852 00:56:58,840 --> 00:56:59,800 You're kidding? 853 00:56:59,960 --> 00:57:01,320 Yes, Helena. 854 00:57:01,480 --> 00:57:02,480 What about me? 855 00:57:03,560 --> 00:57:05,120 I had a long talk with Jack. 856 00:57:05,280 --> 00:57:08,160 He told me a quite extraordinary story. 857 00:57:08,320 --> 00:57:09,600 About Henry Ford. 858 00:57:09,760 --> 00:57:11,360 You know, the carmaker? 859 00:57:11,520 --> 00:57:14,760 He gave his son a job very high up in his organization 860 00:57:14,920 --> 00:57:17,400 and he turned out to be a total stinker. 861 00:57:17,560 --> 00:57:19,360 So he made him start over 862 00:57:19,520 --> 00:57:21,840 right at the bottom of the ladder. 863 00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:24,640 When old man Ford died, his son took over 864 00:57:24,800 --> 00:57:26,960 and made it what it is. Amazing, huh? 865 00:57:27,120 --> 00:57:28,360 A great story, Mom. 866 00:57:29,160 --> 00:57:30,200 Yup. 867 00:57:51,280 --> 00:57:53,200 Tomorrow, I'm stuck with the nutcase. 868 00:57:53,360 --> 00:57:55,960 He asked me to go with him down south. 869 00:57:56,360 --> 00:57:58,920 He thinks he can win over MacQueen. 870 00:58:01,080 --> 00:58:02,200 What do you think 871 00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:04,920 the world's most beautiful woman 872 00:58:05,800 --> 00:58:07,840 wants to hear to be won over? 873 00:58:14,320 --> 00:58:17,360 I'm not beautiful, but that's very sweet of you. 874 00:58:18,200 --> 00:58:20,200 It's just I thought you and me were... 875 00:58:20,360 --> 00:58:21,440 Friends? 876 00:58:21,880 --> 00:58:23,880 Don't worry, I meant someone else. 877 00:58:24,040 --> 00:58:25,440 I wasn't hitting on you. 878 00:58:26,360 --> 00:58:27,440 After all, 879 00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:30,440 who'd kiss a guy like me? Sooner die! 880 00:58:32,200 --> 00:58:34,000 It's not so bad in movies. 881 00:58:34,440 --> 00:58:36,720 The girl ends up losing her prejudices. 882 00:58:36,880 --> 00:58:38,280 But that's make-believe. 883 00:58:38,440 --> 00:58:41,000 If you don't like it, you can walk out. 884 00:58:41,560 --> 00:58:43,200 Walk out of the theater. 885 00:58:46,560 --> 00:58:47,640 Hold on... 886 00:58:48,200 --> 00:58:49,960 That's not what I meant. 887 00:58:53,080 --> 00:58:54,080 Shit! 888 00:58:57,760 --> 00:59:00,800 I'm so stoked about going down south with you. 889 00:59:01,080 --> 00:59:02,720 Two childhood buddies. 890 00:59:02,880 --> 00:59:05,160 You can win Gina's heart 891 00:59:05,320 --> 00:59:07,280 and I'll be there to applaud. 892 00:59:07,640 --> 00:59:09,400 I hope the room has twin beds. 893 00:59:09,560 --> 00:59:11,480 I'm not sleeping with you. 894 00:59:16,440 --> 00:59:17,760 But no. 895 00:59:19,280 --> 00:59:23,000 No road trip for the 2 buds, now you dumped me like a turd. 896 00:59:24,360 --> 00:59:25,840 Enjoy your weekend! 897 00:59:29,640 --> 00:59:31,600 Have fun with your magic spray. 898 00:59:34,120 --> 00:59:34,920 It'll be wild. 899 00:59:56,320 --> 00:59:57,520 I can't stand it. 900 01:00:00,520 --> 01:00:03,640 Hollering like that you have no chance of seducing her. 901 01:00:03,800 --> 01:00:06,640 How would you plan on seducing me? 902 01:00:08,080 --> 01:00:09,200 That's easy. 903 01:00:09,360 --> 01:00:11,880 I'd get myself a boob job, dye my hair blonde 904 01:00:12,040 --> 01:00:13,760 and remove half my brain. 905 01:00:14,160 --> 01:00:15,120 Touché, Chiquita. 906 01:00:46,360 --> 01:00:48,440 Sorry, we're a tiny bit French. 907 01:00:48,600 --> 01:00:50,040 Welcome, anyway. 908 01:00:50,200 --> 01:00:53,800 We booked 2 rooms in the name of Dress Code magazine. 909 01:00:54,040 --> 01:00:55,680 Why don't we just get 1 room? 910 01:00:55,840 --> 01:00:57,080 Yeah, very subtle. 911 01:00:58,360 --> 01:01:01,160 Don't scratch at my door butt naked tonight. 912 01:01:02,560 --> 01:01:05,600 Look, Mr. One-Track-Mind, I didn't drive 800 kms 913 01:01:05,760 --> 01:01:07,840 to take cheesy shit like that. 914 01:01:08,120 --> 01:01:11,600 We don't talk at work, we're not gonna cozy up here and... 915 01:01:13,440 --> 01:01:14,600 Burn, you scuzzball! 916 01:01:15,880 --> 01:01:16,800 Say... 917 01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:20,800 My friends and I are wondering where Ms. MacQueen is dining. 918 01:01:20,960 --> 01:01:22,440 I beg your pardon? 919 01:01:22,760 --> 01:01:26,200 I believe there's some mistake. I'm a bellhop. 920 01:01:26,800 --> 01:01:28,160 We take an oath. 921 01:01:28,320 --> 01:01:30,560 You're mistaking me for a simple doorman. 922 01:01:31,440 --> 01:01:32,240 If you don't mind... 923 01:01:33,920 --> 01:01:34,840 You? 924 01:01:37,440 --> 01:01:39,840 Dinner at 9 at La Grande Vigne. 925 01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:42,560 One night only, we'll pretend to be a couple. 926 01:01:42,720 --> 01:01:44,640 Try to look presentable. Maybe... 927 01:01:44,880 --> 01:01:46,360 visit the beauty salon. 928 01:01:48,560 --> 01:01:51,000 I'm seeing you tonight 929 01:01:51,160 --> 01:01:52,360 Hey, Gina 930 01:01:52,520 --> 01:01:54,120 Tonight's the night 931 01:01:54,280 --> 01:01:56,720 And I have the... 932 01:01:58,080 --> 01:01:59,200 The spray! 933 01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:02,000 Pizza? 934 01:02:02,160 --> 01:02:02,960 Kiki! 935 01:02:06,440 --> 01:02:07,480 Damn, no signal! 936 01:02:12,080 --> 01:02:13,200 Yes, can I help you? 937 01:02:13,360 --> 01:02:16,560 I know you've got the spray! Bring it here right now! 938 01:02:16,720 --> 01:02:18,640 Catch a train, come down to Bordeaux? 939 01:02:18,880 --> 01:02:20,440 That's kinda out of my way. 940 01:02:20,760 --> 01:02:23,440 Look, let me check my schedule 941 01:02:23,600 --> 01:02:24,960 and I'll get back to you. 942 01:02:27,560 --> 01:02:28,520 Let's go! 943 01:02:30,360 --> 01:02:31,720 Typical! 944 01:02:31,880 --> 01:02:33,040 Nowhere to park. 945 01:02:33,320 --> 01:02:34,560 Just great. 946 01:02:34,720 --> 01:02:36,000 It's a question of life... 947 01:02:36,320 --> 01:02:38,360 of life or death! Call me back. 948 01:02:38,720 --> 01:02:40,280 I'm relying on you. 949 01:02:55,840 --> 01:02:57,680 Try dressing as a girl more often. 950 01:02:57,960 --> 01:03:00,640 So, this is your Château Lafite 2001. 951 01:03:04,800 --> 01:03:05,840 Wow, serious stuff! 952 01:03:06,400 --> 01:03:07,280 Thanks. 953 01:03:07,440 --> 01:03:09,960 - Can we maybe lose the gum? - Oh, yeah. 954 01:03:11,040 --> 01:03:13,360 - Who's the wacko? - Casper Boudoni. 955 01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:17,600 Gina's guru. Your job's to get him out of the picture. 956 01:03:23,560 --> 01:03:24,520 There she is. 957 01:03:24,800 --> 01:03:26,200 Look and learn. 958 01:03:27,560 --> 01:03:30,560 It's a pleasure to meet you at last. 959 01:03:35,200 --> 01:03:36,160 What? 960 01:03:36,680 --> 01:03:38,280 I learned a lot. 961 01:03:39,320 --> 01:03:41,040 I'll have the sea bass. 962 01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:43,240 She'll have breaded veal. 963 01:03:43,400 --> 01:03:44,440 I will? 964 01:03:44,600 --> 01:03:46,720 Breaded veal is perfect for you. 965 01:03:47,360 --> 01:03:48,800 And for me... 966 01:03:49,360 --> 01:03:50,360 the sea bass. 967 01:03:50,840 --> 01:03:53,520 While she's with him, she won't look at you. 968 01:03:53,680 --> 01:03:55,120 It's so predictable. 969 01:03:55,480 --> 01:03:58,200 The need to be seen, the surrogate father... 970 01:03:58,720 --> 01:03:59,960 Breaded veal. 971 01:04:00,120 --> 01:04:01,280 The usual shebang. 972 01:04:03,560 --> 01:04:04,480 Breaded veal. 973 01:04:04,640 --> 01:04:05,480 I don't know... 974 01:04:05,640 --> 01:04:07,760 Get to work. You're the shrink. 975 01:04:26,360 --> 01:04:30,120 Good evening. The negative vibes inside are terrible. 976 01:04:37,160 --> 01:04:38,360 Maybe this'll help. 977 01:04:41,000 --> 01:04:42,640 My talents are required. 978 01:04:44,120 --> 01:04:45,360 I'll be right back. 979 01:04:45,520 --> 01:04:46,680 What about me? 980 01:04:54,360 --> 01:04:55,560 I'm very sorry. 981 01:05:02,920 --> 01:05:03,920 Together... 982 01:05:05,680 --> 01:05:06,720 What's wrong with you? 983 01:05:06,880 --> 01:05:07,800 This the blind table? 984 01:05:07,960 --> 01:05:08,960 I'm not blind. 985 01:05:09,120 --> 01:05:10,120 I don't believe it. 986 01:05:10,880 --> 01:05:12,680 You act like you can't see anyone. 987 01:05:14,560 --> 01:05:18,360 I know what's hiding behind your silly dark glasses. 988 01:05:18,560 --> 01:05:20,200 A huge lack of affection. 989 01:05:20,440 --> 01:05:22,680 A Daddy MacQueen. Not around. 990 01:05:23,680 --> 01:05:27,400 You dreamed of being the prettiest little girl for him, 991 01:05:27,560 --> 01:05:29,560 but he was never there for Baby Mac. 992 01:05:29,960 --> 01:05:31,240 Now, it's time 993 01:05:31,400 --> 01:05:34,240 to stop looking for a Daddy or a Boudoni. 994 01:05:34,640 --> 01:05:35,840 It's simply time 995 01:05:36,320 --> 01:05:37,600 to find a man... 996 01:05:38,200 --> 01:05:39,480 A real man. 997 01:05:44,040 --> 01:05:45,360 Hi, Gina. 998 01:05:50,080 --> 01:05:51,920 Need massage. Let me do it. 999 01:05:52,880 --> 01:05:54,320 Hands off or you're toast! 1000 01:05:54,480 --> 01:05:55,560 Coming, Professor? 1001 01:05:57,280 --> 01:05:58,080 Yes. 1002 01:05:58,240 --> 01:06:00,080 - The Lakeside Suite. - See you there. 1003 01:06:03,160 --> 01:06:04,800 She turns me on! 1004 01:06:11,280 --> 01:06:13,120 - The key? - Whose key? 1005 01:06:13,560 --> 01:06:15,280 I didn't come butt naked, 1006 01:06:15,440 --> 01:06:17,520 but I can't send my emails. 1007 01:06:19,200 --> 01:06:20,680 You're a gamer? 1008 01:06:21,440 --> 01:06:22,640 I'd never have thought. 1009 01:06:24,080 --> 01:06:26,880 You look stressed. Yes, you still have work to do. 1010 01:06:27,040 --> 01:06:27,840 Cut it out. 1011 01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:29,200 Give me your computer. 1012 01:06:29,360 --> 01:06:30,200 Thank you. 1013 01:06:33,680 --> 01:06:36,440 Your predecessor would have fixed it by now. 1014 01:06:36,840 --> 01:06:38,080 You got on with him? 1015 01:06:38,240 --> 01:06:39,080 Cyprien? 1016 01:06:39,240 --> 01:06:40,080 He was a nice guy. 1017 01:06:40,240 --> 01:06:41,320 Is that all? 1018 01:06:41,720 --> 01:06:42,720 No. 1019 01:06:43,120 --> 01:06:45,800 I kick myself for messing up with him. 1020 01:06:46,240 --> 01:06:48,360 He was funny, with a sense of humor that... 1021 01:06:50,200 --> 01:06:52,080 It was a strange sense of humor. 1022 01:06:53,320 --> 01:06:54,720 His jokes were... 1023 01:07:01,560 --> 01:07:04,080 - Shall I call for help? - No, I'm fine. 1024 01:07:04,480 --> 01:07:05,560 You're shaving? 1025 01:07:05,720 --> 01:07:07,360 Yes, I... 1026 01:07:08,000 --> 01:07:10,000 I didn't digest the appetizers. 1027 01:07:11,320 --> 01:07:13,080 You're sure I can't get help? 1028 01:07:13,240 --> 01:07:14,360 No, I'm fine. 1029 01:07:14,520 --> 01:07:16,400 Open up, you're scaring me. 1030 01:07:16,560 --> 01:07:17,440 I'm coming in. 1031 01:07:18,400 --> 01:07:20,080 Don't be silly, open up. 1032 01:07:21,200 --> 01:07:23,040 Open up, this is freaking me out. 1033 01:07:25,320 --> 01:07:26,440 - Who are you with? - No one. 1034 01:07:26,600 --> 01:07:27,800 You made it? 1035 01:07:27,960 --> 01:07:29,400 I reworked... 1036 01:07:29,720 --> 01:07:31,280 I reworked my schedule. 1037 01:07:31,440 --> 01:07:32,880 Give me the spray. 1038 01:07:33,440 --> 01:07:34,440 Are you sure? 1039 01:07:34,600 --> 01:07:35,480 Positive. 1040 01:07:35,800 --> 01:07:38,400 Remember Spiderman. With great power comes... 1041 01:07:38,560 --> 01:07:39,960 Great responsibility. 1042 01:07:40,360 --> 01:07:41,440 What's going on? 1043 01:07:43,280 --> 01:07:44,640 Come out! 1044 01:07:45,280 --> 01:07:46,360 Sorry. 1045 01:07:47,160 --> 01:07:50,000 It took me some time to find my aftershave. 1046 01:07:50,320 --> 01:07:51,360 Everything's OK. 1047 01:07:59,800 --> 01:08:01,280 Watch out, I'm coming in. 1048 01:08:06,920 --> 01:08:08,720 - Take me. - What the heck! 1049 01:08:08,880 --> 01:08:09,840 Take what? 1050 01:08:10,000 --> 01:08:12,000 Take me right now. 1051 01:08:12,440 --> 01:08:15,520 We're all looking for the perfect love 1052 01:08:15,680 --> 01:08:17,600 with a handsome Prince Charming. 1053 01:08:17,760 --> 01:08:19,120 I wrote a poem for you. 1054 01:08:20,200 --> 01:08:21,280 Gina 1055 01:08:21,520 --> 01:08:22,440 Gina 1056 01:08:23,480 --> 01:08:26,240 When my eyes see ya My heart beats... 1057 01:08:26,480 --> 01:08:27,600 Can it! 1058 01:08:37,480 --> 01:08:38,400 What's going on? 1059 01:08:41,480 --> 01:08:43,840 That's not a good position. 1060 01:08:44,800 --> 01:08:45,680 That's good. 1061 01:08:52,600 --> 01:08:53,520 I love you. 1062 01:08:55,440 --> 01:08:57,400 Stop being so damn polite! 1063 01:08:58,400 --> 01:09:00,640 Gina, you've lost your mind. 1064 01:09:01,920 --> 01:09:04,040 Allow me to propose marriage. 1065 01:09:32,200 --> 01:09:34,000 I'm not a machine. 1066 01:10:00,000 --> 01:10:01,520 I had a horrible dream. 1067 01:10:01,680 --> 01:10:04,560 I dreamed I woke up next to that pervert. 1068 01:10:06,640 --> 01:10:08,920 I have one hell of a headache. 1069 01:10:09,320 --> 01:10:11,240 Don't worry, it was just a bad dream. 1070 01:10:12,120 --> 01:10:13,280 Go back to sleep. 1071 01:10:15,400 --> 01:10:16,600 You did it! 1072 01:10:17,560 --> 01:10:18,800 My boy, you did it! 1073 01:10:18,960 --> 01:10:20,760 It's all in here, forever. 1074 01:10:20,920 --> 01:10:22,440 It was awesome, so awesome. 1075 01:10:22,600 --> 01:10:23,560 But Kiki, I'd... 1076 01:10:23,720 --> 01:10:26,440 I was so wrong. You were right. 1077 01:10:26,600 --> 01:10:28,280 She's just made for you. 1078 01:10:28,440 --> 01:10:30,560 Hold on, I don't care about her. 1079 01:10:30,720 --> 01:10:31,880 It's already over. 1080 01:10:32,720 --> 01:10:34,360 When will you tell her you're Cyprien? 1081 01:10:34,520 --> 01:10:35,360 Tell her what? 1082 01:10:35,520 --> 01:10:36,840 You don't seem to get it. 1083 01:10:37,000 --> 01:10:37,760 Get what? 1084 01:10:37,920 --> 01:10:40,760 You don't get there's anything to get. 1085 01:10:41,120 --> 01:10:43,840 I can't tell you, you won't get it either. 1086 01:10:47,480 --> 01:10:48,840 You're a jerk, Kiki. 1087 01:10:49,040 --> 01:10:51,320 Don't get me wrong, I like you, 1088 01:10:51,480 --> 01:10:53,240 but your life's a dead end. 1089 01:10:53,480 --> 01:10:56,440 You slow me down and I need to move forward. 1090 01:10:57,680 --> 01:10:59,440 I gotta go, got lots to do. 1091 01:10:59,600 --> 01:11:01,240 I don't know you anymore. 1092 01:11:01,400 --> 01:11:02,360 Really? 1093 01:11:02,600 --> 01:11:04,080 I know who I am. 1094 01:11:05,360 --> 01:11:06,640 Yeah, an asshole. 1095 01:11:06,960 --> 01:11:08,600 I say it because I like you. 1096 01:11:12,360 --> 01:11:14,560 You're irresistible, Jack. 1097 01:11:14,720 --> 01:11:17,360 Dress Code's first male cover model. 1098 01:11:33,880 --> 01:11:36,280 Cyprien's voicemail. Have a great day! 1099 01:11:37,960 --> 01:11:40,960 Your name's on everybody's lips. You're smoking! 1100 01:11:42,240 --> 01:11:43,360 Congratulations. 1101 01:11:44,680 --> 01:11:47,560 Would you agree to be the new Art Director? 1102 01:11:48,040 --> 01:11:51,920 Take your time. Think it over. There's no pressure. 1103 01:12:00,720 --> 01:12:02,680 You have a free hand. 1104 01:12:02,840 --> 01:12:05,120 I decide that tomorrow's trend 1105 01:12:05,360 --> 01:12:07,720 will be blondes with big breasts. 1106 01:12:09,480 --> 01:12:12,280 I want everybody in this office to go blonde. 1107 01:12:22,520 --> 01:12:23,920 Is strawberry blonde OK? 1108 01:12:24,080 --> 01:12:24,760 You're fired! 1109 01:12:26,760 --> 01:12:27,840 Goodbye. 1110 01:12:28,480 --> 01:12:29,520 You're fired. 1111 01:12:30,400 --> 01:12:32,240 He's a dictator, a fascist. 1112 01:12:32,400 --> 01:12:34,360 Please! Get off your high horse. 1113 01:13:01,800 --> 01:13:05,040 What are you doing? Give me that. I didn't fire you. 1114 01:13:05,200 --> 01:13:08,400 You want me to stay? To do the Top 100 big-titted blondes? 1115 01:13:08,560 --> 01:13:10,800 That's an awesome idea. Awesome! 1116 01:13:10,960 --> 01:13:12,080 Listen up! 1117 01:13:12,240 --> 01:13:15,240 Next month, we'll do the Top 100 big-titted blondes. 1118 01:13:15,400 --> 01:13:17,480 Pathetic. You disappoint me. 1119 01:13:19,720 --> 01:13:21,720 - What's your scent? - My secret. Why? 1120 01:13:21,880 --> 01:13:23,600 It stinks. 1121 01:13:27,480 --> 01:13:28,400 Erwan! 1122 01:13:31,520 --> 01:13:32,560 Divine. 1123 01:13:56,520 --> 01:13:57,560 Kiki, it's me. 1124 01:13:58,480 --> 01:14:00,800 I already left 2 messages. Call me. 1125 01:14:03,760 --> 01:14:05,560 I'm playing here! 1126 01:14:05,720 --> 01:14:07,320 Get that into your... 1127 01:14:08,040 --> 01:14:09,080 Crazy! 1128 01:14:11,760 --> 01:14:12,840 Get off me! 1129 01:14:16,080 --> 01:14:17,680 That's it, I've lost. 1130 01:14:18,200 --> 01:14:19,240 Fuck it! 1131 01:14:19,680 --> 01:14:21,920 You have reached 1132 01:14:22,080 --> 01:14:24,960 the dark side of my cellphone. 1133 01:14:25,200 --> 01:14:27,600 May the voice be with you. 1134 01:14:28,920 --> 01:14:30,200 Kiki, it's me. 1135 01:14:30,360 --> 01:14:31,840 This is my 5th message. 1136 01:14:32,000 --> 01:14:33,040 Call me. 1137 01:14:38,720 --> 01:14:39,800 Down, boy! 1138 01:14:48,000 --> 01:14:49,240 It's 4-eyes. 1139 01:14:54,920 --> 01:14:56,040 I don't believe it! 1140 01:14:56,200 --> 01:14:57,320 I don't know... 1141 01:14:58,520 --> 01:15:01,680 Call the Art Director. We'll ask his opinion. 1142 01:15:01,840 --> 01:15:03,920 I saw him! It's him! 1143 01:15:04,080 --> 01:15:05,200 What's wrong? 1144 01:15:05,360 --> 01:15:06,880 It's him, the I.T. guy. 1145 01:15:07,040 --> 01:15:08,320 The 4-eyed douchebag! 1146 01:15:08,480 --> 01:15:09,800 He sprays himself... 1147 01:15:10,520 --> 01:15:11,640 and becomes a hot guy. 1148 01:15:12,120 --> 01:15:13,720 Of course. We understand. 1149 01:15:13,880 --> 01:15:16,400 Jack's deodorant use surprised you. 1150 01:15:16,760 --> 01:15:19,640 Let us finish up here. We'll talk later. 1151 01:15:20,000 --> 01:15:21,120 You don't believe me. 1152 01:15:21,400 --> 01:15:22,560 I'll prove it. 1153 01:15:22,720 --> 01:15:24,240 I'll prove it! 1154 01:15:25,920 --> 01:15:28,600 It's pathetic. I'm embarrassed for him. 1155 01:15:28,760 --> 01:15:29,920 Falling so low. 1156 01:15:30,080 --> 01:15:31,400 You're fired. 1157 01:15:32,640 --> 01:15:35,600 Maybe we can look at the silver ones again... 1158 01:15:35,760 --> 01:15:36,800 No. 1159 01:15:37,360 --> 01:15:38,480 Let's... 1160 01:15:39,400 --> 01:15:41,240 Let's forget it for now. 1161 01:15:43,720 --> 01:15:45,200 You're fired, I said. 1162 01:15:59,680 --> 01:16:01,880 Look at the dorks they send me. 1163 01:16:06,240 --> 01:16:08,560 Hey, it's 4-eyes! 1164 01:16:09,320 --> 01:16:10,120 It is. 1165 01:16:16,200 --> 01:16:19,160 First, let me say "Hello." I am known as Cyprien. 1166 01:16:20,200 --> 01:16:23,480 I'm looking for someone who could love me. 1167 01:16:24,160 --> 01:16:26,240 A month, an hour, a day. 1168 01:16:27,000 --> 01:16:30,600 It'd be nice for you to be the love of my life. 1169 01:16:30,760 --> 01:16:33,360 I already love you with all my heart, 1170 01:16:33,520 --> 01:16:37,200 even though I don't know what to do. But I learn fast. 1171 01:16:37,360 --> 01:16:39,840 Maybe you're already cheating on me? 1172 01:16:40,000 --> 01:16:42,080 It's cool, I forgive you. 1173 01:16:57,000 --> 01:16:58,960 We're all looking for the perfect love 1174 01:16:59,520 --> 01:17:01,800 with a handsome Prince Charming, 1175 01:17:01,960 --> 01:17:04,480 who has all the qualities society demands. 1176 01:17:04,640 --> 01:17:09,440 For this article, I met the people least likely to find perfect love. 1177 01:17:09,600 --> 01:17:13,120 Nerds, geeks, losers, call them what you will. 1178 01:17:14,080 --> 01:17:17,440 They include Cyprien, Kiki, Juju, Godzilla, 1179 01:17:17,600 --> 01:17:20,120 fans of video games, movies and I.T. 1180 01:17:20,280 --> 01:17:22,400 They're the kind who opt out of life, 1181 01:17:22,560 --> 01:17:24,760 people you wouldn't give a second glance. 1182 01:17:25,520 --> 01:17:29,160 He may not know it, Cyprien could make a woman happy. 1183 01:17:29,840 --> 01:17:31,960 We all know a Cyprien. 1184 01:17:32,120 --> 01:17:34,040 Even if the world is what it is, 1185 01:17:34,200 --> 01:17:37,560 after this, I hope you'll want to meet these guys, 1186 01:17:37,720 --> 01:17:39,560 open up your eyes 1187 01:17:39,720 --> 01:17:41,520 and truly look at them. 1188 01:17:41,840 --> 01:17:43,480 I have an exciting life. 1189 01:17:43,640 --> 01:17:46,320 Every morning when I get up... 1190 01:17:46,480 --> 01:17:48,920 Hi, this is Cyprien, how are you? 1191 01:17:49,080 --> 01:17:51,560 I'm just back from vacation. That's why 1192 01:17:51,720 --> 01:17:52,720 I'm tanned. 1193 01:18:00,920 --> 01:18:05,040 If I'm good enough for you, you're good enough for me. 1194 01:18:05,400 --> 01:18:07,600 That sounds like a song. 1195 01:18:07,760 --> 01:18:09,520 If I'm good enough for you 1196 01:18:10,880 --> 01:18:12,080 You're good enough for me 1197 01:18:14,840 --> 01:18:17,240 Time is nothing for those who wait. 1198 01:18:17,400 --> 01:18:18,440 So... 1199 01:18:19,240 --> 01:18:20,560 I'll wait. 1200 01:18:21,680 --> 01:18:23,040 See you soon. 1201 01:18:24,160 --> 01:18:26,280 There you go. Goodbye. 1202 01:18:47,200 --> 01:18:50,360 Record-breaking weather. Sunshine all over the country 1203 01:18:50,520 --> 01:18:52,600 and don't forget the big news for fans. 1204 01:18:52,760 --> 01:18:55,160 Today, the new PlayStation is out. 1205 01:19:10,880 --> 01:19:12,920 What a bunch of saddos? 1206 01:19:15,040 --> 01:19:17,240 Us? Saddos? You're the saddo! 1207 01:19:17,400 --> 01:19:19,160 We're at the front of the line. 1208 01:19:19,320 --> 01:19:20,280 Amazing! 1209 01:19:21,320 --> 01:19:22,360 Hi, friends. 1210 01:19:22,520 --> 01:19:24,920 Hello. So you remember your friends? 1211 01:19:25,400 --> 01:19:27,640 No, he's gone over to the Dark Side. 1212 01:19:28,280 --> 01:19:29,680 Well? Everything OK? 1213 01:19:29,840 --> 01:19:32,280 Don't stay too long, we're all losers. 1214 01:19:32,520 --> 01:19:33,400 Traitor! 1215 01:19:34,080 --> 01:19:35,320 Well, friends, 1216 01:19:35,520 --> 01:19:37,120 I wanted to apologize. 1217 01:19:37,480 --> 01:19:38,840 I acted like a D.I.C.K. 1218 01:19:39,000 --> 01:19:40,000 It's too late. 1219 01:19:40,160 --> 01:19:42,320 Because of you, the Matrix has won. 1220 01:19:46,440 --> 01:19:47,800 No, back of the line. 1221 01:19:56,080 --> 01:19:57,680 I'm begging you, Master Yoda. 1222 01:19:57,840 --> 01:19:59,440 You're my only hope. 1223 01:19:59,920 --> 01:20:01,840 Give me a second chance. 1224 01:20:02,440 --> 01:20:04,120 I won't let you down. 1225 01:20:12,000 --> 01:20:13,400 Heads are gonna roll. 1226 01:20:13,560 --> 01:20:15,480 Looks that way. 1227 01:20:16,720 --> 01:20:17,960 Please! Excuse me! 1228 01:20:18,120 --> 01:20:20,600 Can I have your attention a moment? 1229 01:20:21,120 --> 01:20:22,360 Well... 1230 01:20:25,120 --> 01:20:26,480 Last night, I... 1231 01:20:28,160 --> 01:20:29,520 I had a dream. 1232 01:20:31,680 --> 01:20:34,400 I dreamed of a world where differences 1233 01:20:35,680 --> 01:20:37,960 would be riches. I dreamed 1234 01:20:38,280 --> 01:20:40,480 of a world where the mixture... 1235 01:20:45,400 --> 01:20:46,920 You don't care. 1236 01:20:48,600 --> 01:20:51,200 Don't worry, I'm not firing anyone. 1237 01:20:51,600 --> 01:20:53,720 In that case, we don't care! 1238 01:20:55,840 --> 01:20:57,360 Right, I wanted to say 1239 01:20:57,520 --> 01:20:58,840 I'm leaving. 1240 01:20:59,000 --> 01:20:59,760 I quit. 1241 01:20:59,920 --> 01:21:00,920 What are you doing? 1242 01:21:06,840 --> 01:21:08,680 I gave you my trust and responsibilities. 1243 01:21:09,760 --> 01:21:12,880 The hardest thing isn't to be a star, but to stay one. 1244 01:21:13,040 --> 01:21:14,920 No star lasts forever. 1245 01:21:15,200 --> 01:21:17,440 You're not quitting, you're fired. 1246 01:21:17,600 --> 01:21:18,560 I yield to you. 1247 01:21:18,720 --> 01:21:21,560 But if the star can give a final piece of advice... 1248 01:21:21,720 --> 01:21:22,480 Yes. 1249 01:21:22,680 --> 01:21:24,640 Give your son some love, he needs it. 1250 01:21:24,800 --> 01:21:28,000 I want a proposal for the cover before this afternoon. 1251 01:21:28,160 --> 01:21:29,120 OK. 1252 01:21:29,320 --> 01:21:31,840 And make sure he never finds another job. 1253 01:21:32,000 --> 01:21:34,240 - In any magazine. - No problem. 1254 01:21:34,560 --> 01:21:36,280 Ask my son to come see me. 1255 01:21:36,840 --> 01:21:37,640 I'll do it. 1256 01:21:37,800 --> 01:21:39,400 - You seen Helena? - No. 1257 01:22:11,800 --> 01:22:12,960 Hey, you! 1258 01:22:16,080 --> 01:22:17,480 I'm ashamed to be here. 1259 01:22:17,640 --> 01:22:19,480 Who does he play in Star Wars? 1260 01:22:19,640 --> 01:22:20,480 No way. 1261 01:22:20,640 --> 01:22:22,920 In episode 2, "Wounded Imperial Guard". 1262 01:22:26,600 --> 01:22:27,800 It's a major event! 1263 01:22:27,960 --> 01:22:29,000 Look! 1264 01:22:29,160 --> 01:22:31,480 That's him doing a stunt. 1265 01:22:31,640 --> 01:22:32,960 That's him. 1266 01:22:33,120 --> 01:22:34,280 That's him, too. 1267 01:22:34,440 --> 01:22:36,400 Check out how he catches the light. 1268 01:22:36,560 --> 01:22:38,360 There, behind Charly Bix, his brother-in-law. 1269 01:22:38,520 --> 01:22:39,960 They're always a team. 1270 01:22:40,120 --> 01:22:42,600 What's the difference between him and him? 1271 01:22:45,120 --> 01:22:46,720 That other guy is 1272 01:22:46,880 --> 01:22:48,040 Paul Trombo. 1273 01:22:48,960 --> 01:22:50,440 They don't act the same way. 1274 01:22:51,200 --> 01:22:53,080 - She hasn't got a clue. - She sucks. 1275 01:22:53,240 --> 01:22:55,960 I thought it was the second trilogy that sucked. 1276 01:22:57,840 --> 01:22:58,800 It's not that simple. 1277 01:23:00,760 --> 01:23:02,800 - Keep moving. - Take it easy. 1278 01:23:08,800 --> 01:23:10,680 - Who's that? - The dick. 1279 01:23:10,840 --> 01:23:12,080 I was looking for you. 1280 01:23:12,240 --> 01:23:13,120 What for? 1281 01:23:14,720 --> 01:23:16,200 I have to talk to you. 1282 01:23:18,000 --> 01:23:20,360 I'm not exactly what I am. 1283 01:23:20,720 --> 01:23:22,840 But one thing I'm sure of... 1284 01:23:23,640 --> 01:23:24,840 is that you count for me. 1285 01:23:29,400 --> 01:23:31,760 I never heard anything so lame. 1286 01:23:31,920 --> 01:23:32,760 Stanislas? 1287 01:23:33,280 --> 01:23:34,240 Yeah. 1288 01:23:43,360 --> 01:23:44,440 OK, Price, 1289 01:23:44,600 --> 01:23:46,400 duck! I'm gonna croak you! 1290 01:23:46,560 --> 01:23:49,080 Unless you're not Price, but 4-eyes. 1291 01:23:50,720 --> 01:23:52,520 So this is your shitty world? 1292 01:23:52,680 --> 01:23:54,480 I'm armed! I'll use it. 1293 01:23:56,000 --> 01:23:58,080 - Is that your woman? - Are you nuts? 1294 01:23:58,240 --> 01:24:00,000 I lost my woman! And my mother! 1295 01:24:01,320 --> 01:24:03,000 Is nobody gonna help? 1296 01:24:08,000 --> 01:24:10,560 You bunch of goggle-eyes! Bunch of squinters! 1297 01:24:11,000 --> 01:24:12,360 Little 4-eyes! 1298 01:24:13,160 --> 01:24:14,640 Come back here! 1299 01:24:15,120 --> 01:24:16,880 - Cool it. - I'll break your glasses. 1300 01:24:17,320 --> 01:24:19,000 I dodge every object. 1301 01:24:20,200 --> 01:24:21,440 That hurts! 1302 01:24:23,760 --> 01:24:26,560 - You baboon, what's going on? - Who's a baboon? 1303 01:24:26,720 --> 01:24:28,240 What's your problem? 1304 01:24:30,920 --> 01:24:31,960 I'll tell your mother. 1305 01:24:33,240 --> 01:24:34,760 Where are you going? 1306 01:24:34,920 --> 01:24:36,360 Hide! 1307 01:24:36,520 --> 01:24:37,600 He's gonna get gobbled. 1308 01:24:42,240 --> 01:24:43,560 Get out now. 1309 01:24:43,720 --> 01:24:45,160 Out! 1310 01:24:46,360 --> 01:24:47,960 It's just you and me, 4-eyes. 1311 01:24:48,120 --> 01:24:49,280 You can't escape. 1312 01:24:54,840 --> 01:24:56,280 OK, I'll take the stairs. 1313 01:25:01,800 --> 01:25:02,840 Think of Mommy. 1314 01:25:03,000 --> 01:25:04,800 Don't mention my mother. 1315 01:25:05,680 --> 01:25:06,600 It's creaking. 1316 01:25:06,760 --> 01:25:08,360 Chill out, Stanislas Wagner. 1317 01:25:09,800 --> 01:25:11,880 Not the clothes, we said. 1318 01:25:15,560 --> 01:25:16,360 Truce! 1319 01:25:17,040 --> 01:25:17,880 That's enough. 1320 01:25:18,040 --> 01:25:19,240 Let's be sensible. 1321 01:25:19,400 --> 01:25:22,120 - Violence won't solve anything. - I totally agree. 1322 01:25:22,280 --> 01:25:24,560 - Let's go for a drink. - See, we're cool. 1323 01:25:27,400 --> 01:25:29,000 You'll never see Price again! 1324 01:25:29,480 --> 01:25:30,920 Prepare to enjoy death. 1325 01:25:33,480 --> 01:25:34,960 I haven't thrown him yet! 1326 01:25:35,120 --> 01:25:38,320 This is aggravated 1st degree murder. 1327 01:25:40,680 --> 01:25:41,640 Leader One! 1328 01:25:43,840 --> 01:25:45,840 Hey, you mean you can walk? 1329 01:25:46,000 --> 01:25:47,080 It's not that simple. 1330 01:25:47,240 --> 01:25:49,080 I told you. But Stan's too stupid! 1331 01:25:52,320 --> 01:25:54,480 Don't move or he takes the big drop. 1332 01:25:54,800 --> 01:25:56,400 What does the baddie do? 1333 01:25:56,560 --> 01:25:58,240 Crushes the good guy's hand. 1334 01:26:00,360 --> 01:26:02,040 We get your point. 1335 01:26:02,200 --> 01:26:03,280 We agree with you. 1336 01:26:03,440 --> 01:26:06,360 But can you just let him go now? 1337 01:26:06,520 --> 01:26:08,360 He must pay for what he did to me. 1338 01:26:08,520 --> 01:26:09,960 And then... 1339 01:26:10,120 --> 01:26:11,200 And then, I... 1340 01:26:11,360 --> 01:26:12,480 You don't have a plan. 1341 01:26:12,640 --> 01:26:14,960 That's bullshit! You don't have a plan. 1342 01:26:15,120 --> 01:26:16,400 Yeah... 1343 01:26:17,280 --> 01:26:18,880 I don't have a plan. So what? 1344 01:26:19,040 --> 01:26:20,920 He hasn't got a plan! 1345 01:26:22,200 --> 01:26:23,880 I can't hold on anymore. 1346 01:26:25,760 --> 01:26:27,000 My buddy. 1347 01:26:27,560 --> 01:26:29,040 My friend. Hold on. 1348 01:26:29,400 --> 01:26:30,440 I can't hold on. 1349 01:26:42,680 --> 01:26:43,720 On your feet. 1350 01:26:43,880 --> 01:26:45,800 Go on, my friend. Go on! 1351 01:27:03,720 --> 01:27:05,560 Why didn't you say? 1352 01:27:05,720 --> 01:27:07,240 He's embarrassed he's so ugly. 1353 01:27:07,920 --> 01:27:09,240 Shut it! 1354 01:27:11,320 --> 01:27:12,600 He's not wrong, though. 1355 01:27:13,160 --> 01:27:15,560 I never heard anything so pathetic. 1356 01:27:16,880 --> 01:27:18,240 In any case, 1357 01:27:18,400 --> 01:27:21,600 you were right. Life's more exciting than movies. 1358 01:27:24,080 --> 01:27:24,840 Because... 1359 01:27:25,280 --> 01:27:27,760 Maybe we're mental retards. 1360 01:27:30,560 --> 01:27:32,040 And maybe 1361 01:27:32,200 --> 01:27:33,720 some of us 1362 01:27:34,000 --> 01:27:36,080 will live their whole lives 1363 01:27:36,240 --> 01:27:38,200 at their parents', in underpants 1364 01:27:38,360 --> 01:27:40,560 and eating frozen pizzas till they retire. 1365 01:27:42,880 --> 01:27:44,040 And some of us 1366 01:27:44,200 --> 01:27:45,960 will never be the lifeblood 1367 01:27:46,120 --> 01:27:46,880 of the nation. 1368 01:27:48,040 --> 01:27:50,120 And it's probable some of us 1369 01:27:50,480 --> 01:27:52,720 will spend their whole lives jobless, 1370 01:27:52,880 --> 01:27:55,360 thinking Matrix is for real 1371 01:27:55,520 --> 01:27:57,680 and watching pixilated porn. 1372 01:28:01,600 --> 01:28:03,120 But it doesn't matter 1373 01:28:03,280 --> 01:28:04,840 because we chose that life! 1374 01:28:06,080 --> 01:28:09,120 Nobody will ever tell us how to screw up our lives. 1375 01:28:12,000 --> 01:28:15,240 Because we may be losers, but we're free losers! 1376 01:28:21,680 --> 01:28:23,760 Wanna screw up your life with me? 1377 01:28:31,560 --> 01:28:33,680 We'll have to see, 1378 01:28:33,880 --> 01:28:36,960 but how about stopping by the dentist's first? 1379 01:28:50,600 --> 01:28:51,520 It's extraordinary. 1380 01:28:51,960 --> 01:28:54,640 This whole adventure hasn't taught me a thing. 1381 01:28:54,800 --> 01:28:57,320 I haven't changed. I'm still the same. Shiny. 1382 01:28:57,600 --> 01:28:58,680 Come here! 1383 01:30:56,720 --> 01:31:00,200 Somewhere out in the pampa 1384 01:33:28,360 --> 01:33:30,800 Subtitles by: Simon John 1385 01:33:43,800 --> 01:33:46,320 Subtitling: VDM 84064