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PHOEBE: To marriage!

PIPER: Hey!

This is supposed to be our anniversary.

Oh right... uh, to Piper and Leo's marriage.

May ours be as successful as theirs.

Yeah see, that still doesn't sound like it was about us.

( chuckles)

All right everybody,

I uh... I'm going to go. I'm tired.

Wait, you can't go yet Paige.

We haven't gotten to the good part.

Oh, I'm sorry.

I thought watching you guys make out all night

was supposed to be the highlight of my evening.

Oh, I'm sorry, sweetie.

Are we boring you?

No no, it's just... it is weird seeing a girl

that wasn't the marrying type be so...

married.

Piper tried to tell me

that it was going to be great and different.

PIPER: Well you just

have to experience it

and you'll understand.

All right, so the good part?

Oh, yes, the good part. ( laughs)

Excuse me. Mm-hmm.

There you go.

Oh, my God!

LEO: Cole...

It's no big deal.

Just the finest hotel in Hawaii.

I just didn't think it was right you guys never got a honeymoon.

Oh my God, could you get any sweeter right now?

Hang on, you got them tickets to Hawaii?

Well not plane tickets, they'll have to orb there.

But uh, you know, the hotel

and a couple of nice dinners.

Cole, I can't believe you did this.

PAIGE: Am I missing something?

Aren't you unemployed?

How did you afford this?

Uh-uh-uh, that's tomorrow's surprise.

For tonight, another toast.

To Leo and to Piper...

A lifetime of happiness.

( coughs)

PHOEBE: You okay?

Oh, excuse me. Baby, you okay?

Yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine. It's just...

Excuse me, I'll be right back.

Wow, so you think

Cole won the lottery or something?

I know I did.

Ugh.

Sorry.

I was with the entire family.

Have you lost your mind?

Forgive me.

But it was imperative that I have you here now

if my ritual is to take effect.

I am trying to be the perfect husband,

the perfect brother-in-law.

It would help

if I didn't have demons waving at me from the dance floor.

If my fertility ritual fails, the show's over anyway.

Tomorrow's harvest moon will be your one chance

to impregnate your wife.

The power of the moon combined with this tonic

will make her fertile to demon seed,

and override any preventative measures she's taken.

Her favorite sweet?

Chocolate.

Then I'll mix it with the chocolate.

You must feed it to her in the morning.

And then finish the job when the moon is high in the night sky.

And if you succeed, the evil spawn growing inside her

will influence her own evil leanings.

So that when she does discover the truth,

she will bend to your will.

She will bend to her love for me.

For the tonic...

♪ I am the son and the heir ♪

♪ I am human and I need to be loved ♪

♪ Just like everybody else does ♪

♪ See, I've already waited too long ♪

♪ And all my hope is gone. ♪

Can I try this?

Yeah, sure.

My hairclip broke.

Try one of mine.

Oh...

Oh, glowy.

Yeah like you need more glow.

Yeah, isn't it weird how sex can replace sleep?

I wonder if they've done any studies on that.

I remember Dave my ex-boyfriend...

PHOEBE: Oh, no, it's different with boyfriends.

I don't know why but once you're married, it's just...

just better. You know what I mean?

It's commitment, it's incredibly sexy.

Yeah, and more intimate

or something.

Well, I wouldn't know.

Speaking of looking forward,

Piper you're going on your honeymoon tonight.

I think new lingerie is in order.

You always think new lingerie is in order.

Not for me, silly.

You want to come, Paige?

Ah... I can't. I have to go to that evil place where they keep my paycheck.

Oh right... sorry.

( kissing sounds)

( horn honking)

Surprise!

LEO: A new car?!

Where did you get that?

Uh, it came with the job.

Oh, you're a valet parker?

( chuckles)

Attorney, thank you very much.

It's a company car.

Are you serious?

That's strange.

You didn't last two hours at Legal Aid.

PIPER: Yeah, and you hated it.

You said you hated being a lawyer.

Yeah, but that job was high stress and paid nothing.

This one...

Comes with a Porsche.

Right.

How come she's not smiling?

You got me.

Is this the tiptronic?

Uh, no.

I thought you'd be happy?

Cole, if you're happy, I'm happy.

All right.

I got your favorite chocolates...

and I reserved the honeymoon suite

at The Mark.

A honeymoon?

Just for tonight, what do you say?

Ooh, I say...

I need to do a little bit of shopping first I think.

What do you say, Piper?

Uh... Rebekah Ryan's playing at the club tonight,

so I got to go set up.

I'll cover for you.

Got to do something. Cole's making me look bad.

So, chocolates?

Are you sure you don't want one?

They smell pretty good.

Mm...

Maybe you are evil.

I love you.

So what law firm are you working for?

Are you familiar with San Francisco law firms?

Yeah, I deal with them from time to time.

Jackman, Carter and Kline?

Hmm, haven't heard of them.

Well, I better get to work.

Congratulations.

Thanks.

Phew!

( stutters, scoffs)

Okay, what do you think?

MAN: Wow!

Hey!

I think he liked it and I think she didn't.

Okay, but what is it saying?

Because I'm going for that kind of

"we're married, but we're not dead" look.

I think it's more of a "I'm going to wear this one night,

and spend the next 6 months paying it off" kind of look.

I hate it when you're right.

But although, come to think of it...

you could probably afford anything you want

now that Cole's gone corporate.

Yeah, well, I'm not going to rely on that.

And I'm not going to just sit at home

while my husband works

either, you know.

Maybe in ten years from now,

like when I have kids, but not now.

Oh, hit a nerve?

I just think it's time I got a job too, you know.

What do you think?

Uh, I think being so charming as we are...

is kind of a full-time job.

Yeah, it just happens to come with a death threat

in lieu of a paycheck.

Right, so if Cole is bringing you know, an extra few bucks

into the household, why not enjoy it?

Because Piper, it's not about that.

I have a degree in psychology

that I worked really hard for.

And I would like to be able to use it

to help people... in a non-magical way.

( lady screams and car horn honks)

Speaking of helping people...

( tires squealing)

Oh, good thing that car had brakes, huh.

You would have been road kill.

Totally.

Are you okay?

Can you help me get to work?

I... I won't make my deadline,

I've got to get to work.

All right...

Yes?

Innocent.

Of course.

I still don't trust him.

I called the firm and apparently he's telling the truth

about getting that job.

Wait, he told the truth, the rat!

I'm telling you Lila, there's something weird going on.

He couldn't function in the job that I got him here.

I mean, he hit a client, now all of a sudden

he's Mr. Suave Lawyer man.

People change.

Not that quickly, not that much.

There's something off about him and uh...

I'm going to keep an eye on him... period.

Spying on the husband,

now that's a sure-fire way to reconnect with your sister.

( phone rings)

Paige Matthews.

Hey, we got a witchy type situation

that could really benefit from your area of expertise.

Any chance you can meet us out at the manor?

Yeah, uh... I'll be right over.

Great, see you there.

What do you mean, she wouldn't eat it?

I mean, I thought shoving it down her throat

might be a little suspicious.

So...

is it too late?

No.

The tonic is stronger the longer it has to gestate.

It might still work.

Then keep an eye out and warn me of any demons

who might be planning to attack.

I can't afford any distractions for Phoebe.

Cole, we have to, uh... Oh, uh,

this is... this is Mike, my law clerk,

and he was just leaving.

Thanks. You can, uh,

catch me up on those, uh, cases tomorrow.

Right. Sure

Excuse me.

( clears throat)

( chuckles)

PHOEBE: Cole, this is Karen Young.

COLE: Pleased to meet you.

PHOEBE: She, uh... she needs our help.

I was going in early.

It was still dark.

I said good-bye to my husband...

( crying): and then I don't remember.

I don't understand what's happening to me.

Karen, I know you're scared,

but we're gonna help you, I promise.

Well, what's wrong with her?

I don't know. I had a premonition

that she was being attacked by demons,

only I don't think it was a premonition,

I think it already happened.

But she was hit by some kind of light ball.

So we might have to postpone this evening, baby.

No, we can't.

Well... Cole, Innocents come first.

Of course they do.

I just...

I just can't wait to be alone with you.

I'll do whatever I can to help.

Forgive me?

Mmm...

Mmm...

Yummy?

Mmm...

Uh...

Hi. Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi.

Innocent afoot, remember?

Right. ( chuckles)

So she's calmer now, but why don't you

hang out with her while we... go check The Book.

Absolutely. Okay.

( Cole clears throat)

Uh... Piper?

What?

Uh... nothing.

It's okay. ( chuckles)

Hm. Suddenly I can't wait to go on my honeymoon.

( chuckles): Me, either.

Must be the full moon.

( whistles)

You want to tell me what happened?

I don't know.

I don't have time for this.

Who attacked you?

Don't touch me!

Don't touch me! Leave me alone!

He was touching me!

I didn't hear you come in.

( crying)

What's the matter? You look like you saw a ghost.

I'm not sure what I saw.

What do you mean?

What were you doing to her?

( Karen crying, sniffling)

Well, I was comforting her.

If you haven't noticed, she's hysterical.

Got it!

That was quick.

Yeah, well, we're that good. Thanks for coming.

We have a problem.

Yeah?

( Karen continues crying)

I mean, what's... the problem with her?

( sobbing)

PAIGE: Power Brokers?

Of course.

Apparently, the light ball that was thrown at Karen

was a demonic power.

COLE: Yeah, brokers will sometimes use people

to store powers until they find a buyer.

That way thieves can't get to them.

"A human being possessed

"of the demonic power will become confused,

"then frightened, paranoid, violent

"and demonic, and will ultimately...

die if the power isn't withdrawn."

The good news is,

there is a potion to pull the power out of her.

( pager beeping) Oh.

Oh, it's work.

They probably want me to fill out more forms.

Okay, baby, well, you go and we'll call you if we need you.

KAREN: I got to get out of here.

I have a family to take care of.

Karen, your family is okay.

But I have a job. I-I have a deadline.

Elise, she'll fire me!

It's okay, we'll talk to Elise for you,

we'll tell her you're with us, we'll make it all okay.

I'll go.

No, uh... Phoebe should go.

You're the best with potions.

Here, honey, take my car.

Okay.

Call me if things get worse.

Piper... This potion takes a while to brew

and we're all out of hyssop,

so why don't you stay with Karen and start cooking,

and I'll go to the herb store.

No, I-I have to talk to you about something.

You're gonna hate me

for saying this, but I think

I saw Cole use... No!

Paige, we've been through this a million times.

No, this is different.

I think I saw Cole use demonic p... No, no, no, no.

There is nothing demonic about Cole, and whether

you like it or not, he's your brother-in-law.

So whatever issues you have with him,

you're gonna have to take care of yourself.

Karen, can I ask you a couple of questions?

( engine starts)

I don't know, I just felt him do something behind me.

Something like what? Did you see him do anything?

Who are you?

Why did you bring me here?

Paige, have you seen Piper around?

Yes, she's already left.

Aren't you supposed to be on club duty?

Well, I'd much rather be on my honeymoon.

Uh, who is she? Is there something wrong?

No, she's an Innocent. We're on top of it.

More importantly...

I think I saw Cole using magical powers.

What? Yes.

Now, I know it sounds crazy, but...

I think I saw his hand glow.

Paige... No, look,

there's something strange going on.

There's all the elaborate gifts,

and then he's got the $50,000 car.

What kind of job comes with perks like that?

So, Cole gets a company car,

and that automatically makes him a demon in your eyes?

No!

No, it's just that...

something is different with him lately,

and it's not good.

Am I the only one seeing this?

Well, maybe you're... the only one who wants to see it.

Meaning?

Meaning that no one wants to be the fifth wheel.

That's not fair.

You know what's not fair,

is you judging Cole for his past.

He's not a demon anymore,

and he's part of this family.

Well, it's about time.

Thank you.

Paige saw me using my powers.

What? You've been exposed?

Not necessarily. She's not certain what she saw.

Nevertheless, she must die.

A little subtlety.

That would hardly put Phoebe in an amorous mood,

and I'm too close now to abandon my plan.

If one of the witches is on to you,

more than your plan is at risk.

Still, she's not sure she can trust her own eyes.

And I think I know a way to make sure

no one trusts what Paige says she saw.

How?

The Innocent the girls brought home

was infected by a power broker.

What does that have to do with it?

If I could get a power broker to do the same to Paige,

she'd become unstable as well, but...

by the time she reached breaking point,

her sisters will be on their honeymoons.

She could alert them.

Not if I accelerate her slide,

push her past fear and into paranoia.

Then she won't trust them enough to alert them.

( quiet chuckle)

Who did this?

Who pulled me here?

I did.

The Source.

You live.

Let's just keep that between us for now.

I have an assignment for you.

If you succeed, you'll be rewarded

with more power than you can possibly imagine.

MAN: I want to hold that for the Sunday special.

Wow...

Hi.

You are?

Married.

Honeymooning tonight, yeah.

Cannot wait.

Um, excuse me.

I'm actually looking for someone,

a boss-type someone, her name is Elise?

Oh, hey, man. Hey.

And this is going to go...

Third paragraph?

Yeah.

What?!

Hi, I'm here on behalf of Karen Young.

She has fallen ill.

And tell her she's fired.

What? No, no...

When she's late, I'm late.

I'm an editor with better things to do

than to wait around for her.

No, but she's not gonna be late.

Is she late already?

Deadline's 8:00 tonight.

And I thought you said she was sick.

Well, that's why I'm here.

To pick up her assignment

and bring it to her.

Believe me, nothing is more important to Karen

than reporting the news.

I would hardly call the Advice Column news.

This week's letters are probably on

this train wreck of a desk.

Wow, that's a lot of mail.

Yeah, she's got a following

so she must be doing something right.

Um, since

there's so much traffic right now

and I have to get this mail to her,

would you consider extending...

I appreciate the fact that it takes a special type of person

to rifle through the miseries of absolute strangers

and actually manage to help.

The fact is

I couldn't even manage to care.

Oh.

This is a newspaper and we work on a deadline.

End of conversation.

( inaudible whisper)

( Piper laughing)

( phone rings)

Hello.

Hey, did you make the potion?

Uh, potion?

Baby Paige is making the potion

and I have ten glorious minutes until I have to add my herbs.

Great.

Because I need your help fast.

Karen's gonna get fired unless we get her advice column in

by 8:00 tonight.

Uh-huh.

So what would you tell a 28-year-old woman

who's still living in her parent's house

because she's afraid of living alone?

I, I'd tell her to get a life!

How can I write that?

We fight demons every day.

How can I tell her that there's nothing

to be afraid of, you know?

( grunts)

What are you doing, Piper?

( laughs)

I am taking my own advice!

( grunts)

Ew!

Get out of here. I just have to get out of here.

I gotta get out of here!

I gotta get out of here! I gotta get out of here!

I gotta... I gotta get out now!

Hey, Karen!

The medicine is almost finished.

After you take it, you can go anywhere you want.

You're trying to poison me!

You're working for that bitch Elise!

I'm gonna kill her before she kills me!

No, we are only trying to help you.

No one is trying to hurt you.

I don't want your help!

( gasps)

Damn it!

I'm sorry, I just can't let you go.

Oh, my God, what are you?

( both yell)

What's going on in here?

Get off me! Leave me alone!

Where's Phoebe?

Good question.

Paige, behind you!

Paige, get her out of here!

Stay away from me!

( gasping)

Leo!

Power broker! Blow him up!

What?!

Uh, where's Karen?

You should be feeling better,

I healed your wounds.

Oh, yeah, I am.

I'm just a little woozy.

PIPER: It was like acid spray.

It hurt Paige pretty bad.

So, um, we need to find Karen fast.

So our Innocent is now our demon?

Right, but she is still our Innocent.

And listen, Paige said she was ranting

about hating her boss, so she could be on her way there.

Oh, well, great.

Then you should be on your way here, too.

Because there's not a lot I can do

against an acid-breathing Innocent, you know?

The acid is coming out of her hands.

Whatever.

I'm on a deadline, okay?

Okay, I'm gonna go to Phoebe in case Karen goes there.

I'll orb you.

No.

Your orbing's still a little, uh, clumsy.

And besides, they might need Leo's healing powers.

PIPER: Uh, yeah, he's right.

You should stay here in case Karen comes back.

And if there's any problems,

any real problems, you can call for us.

Keep an eye on her, will you?

COLE: Yeah, don't worry.

Paige, you don't still have a problem with me, do you?

I don't believe it. I saved your life out there.

I... I just...

I don't understand.

Oops.

What if she doesn't come here?

It's our best bet.

How do you spell "oblique"?

With spell check.

There she is.

Out of my way!

Phoebe! Hmm?

Phoebe!

Acid-spraying Innocent in the house.

Just give me a second.

Karen, she's in there, she's waiting for your assignment.

Yes! Printing...

Hi, saving.

Karen, we have your medicine.

( both gasp)

Whoa, it's a good thing I was done.

Someone's coming and the door doesn't lock.

Oh, that's Elise.

She's coming for Karen's assignment.

God, I hope she likes it.

Phoebe! What? Okay, okay, what do I do?

What do I do?

Shove it down her throat.

Shove it down her throat. Okay.

Sorry, sorry, sorry.

Karen?

Karen, open the door!

Karen? Open the door!

I'm sorry, it was jammed.

What the hell is going on in here? Who are you?

Uh, this, this is Karen's doctor

and nurse. I told you she's very sick.

Is she gonna live?

Uh, yeah, yeah, she's gonna be fine.

Good.

Where's my copy?

Um...

I don't...

I have that.

I have the copy.

Ha! That's funny.

It, it's funny?

Like, like, bad, bad funny?

What, what's funny?

You should be sick more often.

This is good stuff.

Really?

It is?

Oh!

Yay, Karen!

Thank you.

You're welcome.

I did it.

I mean, we, we did it.

Yay, we!

Paige?

( shrieks)

What's the matter?

( gasps)

Are you okay?

How did you do that?

Do what?

Just admit it!

You're a demon!

Just tell the truth!

Paige, I can't believe you'd even think that.

You're the one who's acting strange.

If you keep this up, you're gonna hurt yourself.

Ah! Stay away from me!

I'm gonna tell Phoebe!

Oh, come on.

You don't really think your sisters would leave you alone

with me if I was evil?

Stay away from me!

You really think Phoebe would have married me

if I was a demon?

( cell phone rings)

Hello?

Hey, did you say something about a honeymoon suite for tonight?

Does that mean you found Karen?

Yes, we found her,

we saved her, we even saved her job.

She's fine. The only thing is,

she doesn't remember anything that happened today.

Perfect.

What?

Well, that means she can't expose you guys as witches.

You know what? If we hurry, we can still make late check-in.

Oh, I don't have anything to wear.

I can pack for you. I know what I like.

I bet you do.

Okay, I'll meet you there.

Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Why don't you tell Leo and Piper to orb straight to Hawaii,

don't even bother packing?

You never know when the next demon's gonna attack.

I'll tell them.

You just hurry.

Bye.

Stop it!

Why are you doing this?

What's the matter?

Seeing things?

( grunting wildly)

( whimpering)

I know you're here.

I'll find you.

Mmm.

I love you.

I had a feeling.

Oh, and here all this time I thought I was being so subtle.

Oh my God, Paige!

What...

The power brokers got to her.

There's a potion in my purse!

He's evil!

Paige, don't do this. Fight it.

( yells)

( grunting)

He's evil! I have to stop him!

Leo! Leo!

This better be good.

LEO: Look at her eyes.

Okay, Piper... Wh...?

What? This is what whitelighters are for.

Where's the potion?

COLE: It's broken.

Oh... okay, well, there's more at the manor.

No, there's not actually.

Paige broke one too.

What? What do you mean?

That took forever to make.

She could die if we have to make more.

PHOEBE: How did we not notice?

Oh, she was talking about not trusting Cole,

it didn't occur to me

that she might be infected.

This is all my fault.

No it's not your fault, it's no one's fault.

Leo, she's burning up!

I tried to heal her, I can't.

Well what are we supposed to do?

Just stand here and watch her die?!

No, no, no, no. This can't be happening!

Not again!

There is a way.

We need to find a power broker to pull it out of her.

I blew him up.

There's others.

You'll have to orb me underground.

We'll all go.

No, it's too dangerous.

You never know what kind of powers they might have.

Besides, your powers might not work too well down there.

Cole, you don't have any powers!

PIPER: Cole, there's no time to argue,

we're going.

Let me get dressed.

DEMON 1: So I'll give you an energy ball for a lightning bolt.

DEMON 2: With the fire bolts.

LEO: What are they doing?

COLE: Trading powers.

So what do we do?

Well...

We barge in, get Paige.

COLE: Wait, wait, wait, wait!

Sorry to interrupt,

but I think one of you may have misplaced a power.

I'll get her, you get ready to orb them out of here.

Who are you?

We're the Charmed Ones.

And one of you jackasses infected our sister.

PHOEBE: It's gonna be pretty hard

to tell which jackass though, huh?

PIPER: So here's the deal.

We'll spare your lives,

if you pull your skanky little power out of her.

The power of the Charmed Ones lies in the power of three.

You're one witch down.

PHOEBE: Um... you sure

you want to test that theory?

( gasps)

Too bad.

You lose.

Told you about your powers down here.

( frustrated moan)

Let's get out of here.

( sighs)

Keep in mind that that was just a warning.

Next time I'll use full force.

Forgive us.

We'll do whatever you ask.

What...?

See, now that's more like it right there. Mm-hmm.

( shearing rumble)

Well...?

( sighs)

What the hell are you doing?

( yells)

What are you waiting for?

( gasps)

Where am I?

PHOEBE: You're gonna be okay, sweetie.

All right. Now, can we get out of here?

PIPER: Wait.

( clears throat) Hmm. Ha!

Had enough power to do that, huh?

Shh!

( sighs)

SEER: Why would you save Paige

after everything you did to destroy her?

They would have found a way to save her anyway.

This way, I get the credit.

Did you do it for credit, or love?

I suppose there's some things

even the Source can't defeat.

Careful.

I am, but are you?

We have worked too hard

to let a nugget of humanity destroy a legacy of evil.

Paige has no memory.

She's not a threat to us anymore.

I'm not talking about her.

I'm talking about Cole.

He's the one threat neither one of us can control.

He saved Paige, not you.

I'm not concerned.

There will be nothing he can do once Phoebe's pregnant.

Is she?

Well?

I see conflicting futures.

Only time will tell.

♪ Oh, yeah... ♪

♪ I'm big trouble ♪

♪ Lots of fun ♪

♪ Make that a double, yeah ♪

♪ Not a single one ♪

♪ Don't take me home to your mama, yeah ♪

♪ When it's over and I set you free ♪

♪ I promise you'll remember me, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ As big trouble ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Lots of fun. ♪

( applause and cheering)

I can't believe I destroyed the house.

MAN: Rebekah Ryan!

PHOEBE: Mm. What I can't believe is what you almost saw

in the hotel room.

If you had gotten there five minutes earlier...

( laughing)

Oh, la, la, la, la. Over sharing.

( indistinct chatter)

Hey, Karen?

Oh, I hoped I'd find you here.

Do we know her?

Wow, your memory really is shot.

Um, you told Fearful in Marin to get a dog.

Yeah. Oh, I know, I know.

It just... It seemed right at the time,

you know, so she didn't have to...

I would have told her to get a therapist

and get a life.

Oh...

See? This is what I said.

Hers was better.

Wow. Really?

Yeah, it was proactive, it was non-judgmental.

The whole column had a freshness

and a passion that it hasn't had for a really long time.

Oh... Well, thank you.

And I'm gonna tell Elise that you wrote it.

Oh, no,

Karen, don't do that.

I mean, she'll fire you then.

( laughing): And my guess is she'll hire you.

If you think you can handle working for that witch.

PIPER: Hmm.

I thought of her more as a demon.

PHOEBE: Oh, shh.

Well, either way, I hate her.

And even though I'm not sure what happened today, I just feel

like I-I want to spend more time at home with my kid.

So, I want to say thanks.

For everything.

That is very sweet.

What just happened there?

I think Phoebe just got a job.

( laughs)

No, I can't.

Can I?

Phoebe, somebody is going to pay you

to tell other people what to do.

Shut up and be happy.

Mm.

PIPER: To Phoebe.

May you never give any lethal advice.

Mm. And to Piper...

May you actually get to go on your honeymoon tomorrow.

Yeah.

And to Paige.

May I never try to kill you again.

Oh, you're not really a Halliwell

until you've gone demonic on your sisters at least twice.

Actually,

she didn't go demonic on us.

She went demonic on Cole.

PIPER: You say tomato,

and I say...

Karen already

hated Elise.

That's why Elise became the object

of Karen's demonic rage.

Which also means that

you already hated Cole.

No, I don't hate Cole, Phoebe.

I just don't trust him.

I don't know why I feel that way.

I just...

I don't.

I'm sorry.

Yeah.

So am I.

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