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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,172 --> 00:00:02,673 - [clears throat] 2 00:00:02,673 --> 00:00:04,925 - YES, OKAY, HE BORROWED MY RECORDS, 3 00:00:04,925 --> 00:00:07,468 BUT IF YOU DON'T BRING THEM BACK, THAT'S STEALING. 4 00:00:07,468 --> 00:00:09,090 I DID NOT MURDER HIM. 5 00:00:09,090 --> 00:00:12,473 I LOANED HIM RECORDS, BUT, LIKE, NOT FOREVER. 6 00:00:12,473 --> 00:00:14,935 [coughing] 7 00:00:16,057 --> 00:00:17,438 OH. 8 00:00:17,438 --> 00:00:20,101 [indistinct conversations] 9 00:00:20,101 --> 00:00:22,103 - JUST A SECOND, PLEASE. 10 00:00:24,065 --> 00:00:25,236 - HIGHLIGHTS? 11 00:00:25,236 --> 00:00:27,068 - YEAH, THANKS FOR NOTICING. 12 00:00:27,068 --> 00:00:30,241 IN HONOR OF MY PAY CUT, I DECIDED TO DO IT MYSELF. 13 00:00:30,241 --> 00:00:31,862 - WELL, I'M SURE YOU'LL GET BETTER AT IT. 14 00:00:31,862 --> 00:00:34,865 - LISTEN, EVERYBODY, I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT. 15 00:00:34,865 --> 00:00:38,289 BUDGET CUTS. 16 00:00:38,289 --> 00:00:40,081 - WAIT, THAT QUALIFIES AS AN ANNOUNCEMENT? 17 00:00:40,081 --> 00:00:41,662 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 18 00:00:41,662 --> 00:00:43,504 - THAT MEANS THEY TOOK MORE OF OUR MONEY, 19 00:00:43,504 --> 00:00:44,795 SO WE'RE RATIONING. 20 00:00:44,795 --> 00:00:46,587 IF YOU NEED PENS, PAPER CLIPS, WHATEVER, 21 00:00:46,587 --> 00:00:48,259 SEE OUR INTERN MICAH. 22 00:00:48,259 --> 00:00:51,132 OH, THERE'S NO MONEY TO FIX THE FIRE ESCAPE, 23 00:00:51,132 --> 00:00:53,804 SO NO MORE SMOKING ON THE FIRE ESCAPE. 24 00:00:53,804 --> 00:00:56,267 - I DON'T CARE. I PROMISED MY WIFE I'D QUIT. 25 00:00:56,267 --> 00:00:57,518 - SO WE DON'T GET PENS? 26 00:00:57,518 --> 00:00:59,019 - OH, SO YOUR OLD MONEY JOB 27 00:00:59,019 --> 00:01:01,392 GAVE YOU ALL THE PENS YOU WANTED. 28 00:01:01,392 --> 00:01:04,395 - YEAH. - [scoffs] 29 00:01:04,395 --> 00:01:05,896 - OH, SO I GUESS I NEED PENS. 30 00:01:05,896 --> 00:01:07,568 - I'LL PUT YOU ON THE WAIT LIST. 31 00:01:07,568 --> 00:01:09,900 - THERE'S A WAIT LIST? 32 00:01:09,900 --> 00:01:12,153 OKAY. 33 00:01:12,153 --> 00:01:13,114 - HERE YOU GO. 34 00:01:13,114 --> 00:01:15,196 - HMM. UGH. 35 00:01:15,196 --> 00:01:16,367 DO YOU HAVE ONE THAT'S NOT CHEWED? 36 00:01:16,367 --> 00:01:19,120 - UH... 37 00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:20,961 NOPE. 38 00:01:20,961 --> 00:01:22,753 - NINA, YOU CAN BORROW MY PEN ON WEDNESDAY. 39 00:01:22,753 --> 00:01:24,125 I'M GONNA BE OUT SICK. 40 00:01:24,125 --> 00:01:27,588 - OH, GREAT. 41 00:01:27,588 --> 00:01:28,589 [rock music] 42 00:01:28,589 --> 00:01:29,920 - ♪ HEY NOW 43 00:01:29,920 --> 00:01:32,763 ♪ 44 00:01:32,763 --> 00:01:34,094 ♪ HEY NOW 45 00:01:36,267 --> 00:01:38,309 - HERE ARE ALL YOUR CASES FOR TODAY AND YOUR OFFER SHEET. 46 00:01:38,309 --> 00:01:40,020 THAT'S ALL THE DEALS FROM THE D.A. 47 00:01:40,020 --> 00:01:42,143 - OKAY, DO I LOOK LIKE SOMEBODY WHO'S TAKEN DEALS? 48 00:01:42,143 --> 00:01:43,524 - YOU LOOK LIKE A PORN ACTRESS 49 00:01:43,524 --> 00:01:46,937 WHO'S RECENTLY GOT HER REAL ESTATE LICENSE. 50 00:01:46,937 --> 00:01:48,359 - HEY, NINA. - [groans] 51 00:01:48,359 --> 00:01:50,151 - SORRY TO SNEAK UP ON YOU LIKE THAT. 52 00:01:50,151 --> 00:01:52,323 SO THE FLETCHER CASE-- DID YOU HAVE A CHANCE 53 00:01:52,323 --> 00:01:54,155 TO LOOK AT MY DEAL PROPOSAL? 54 00:01:54,155 --> 00:01:55,536 - I DIDN'T BOTHER, 'CAUSE IF IT'S ANYTHING 55 00:01:55,536 --> 00:01:57,158 LIKE YOUR LAST PROPOSAL, THEN I'LL SAY YES, 56 00:01:57,158 --> 00:01:59,200 AND SIX MONTHS LATER, YOU'LL CHANGE YOUR MIND, 57 00:01:59,200 --> 00:02:00,371 AND THEN YOU'LL ASK FOR THE RING BACK. 58 00:02:00,371 --> 00:02:02,002 - IT WAS MY MEEMAW'S. 59 00:02:02,002 --> 00:02:04,084 - IT'S ACTUALLY NOT A BAD DEAL. 60 00:02:04,084 --> 00:02:06,457 - REMEMBER WHEN YOU HANDED ME THIS FILE? 61 00:02:06,457 --> 00:02:09,170 I KIND OF FEEL LIKE THAT'S WHEN WE WERE DONE HERE. 62 00:02:09,170 --> 00:02:11,011 [gavel pounds] - NEXT CASE. 63 00:02:11,011 --> 00:02:13,013 - SO, MR. FLETCHER, OKAY, SO THEY PICK YOU UP 64 00:02:13,013 --> 00:02:14,635 FOR RIDING YOUR BIKE ON THE SIDEWALK, 65 00:02:14,635 --> 00:02:16,637 THEY FIND A SPRAY CAN IN YOUR BACKPACK, 66 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:19,390 AND TRENT'S CHARGING YOU WITH TAGGING AND PROPERTY DAMAGE 67 00:02:19,390 --> 00:02:21,222 AND FOUR OTHER MADE-UP CHARGES. 68 00:02:21,222 --> 00:02:22,433 - I'M INNOCENT. 69 00:02:22,433 --> 00:02:24,064 MY ONLY CRIME WAS DRIVING WHILE BROWN. 70 00:02:24,064 --> 00:02:26,227 - MY GUY, LATINO. 71 00:02:26,227 --> 00:02:28,028 THEY STOPPED HIM FOR HAVING A WEIRD LOOK ON HIS FACE. 72 00:02:28,028 --> 00:02:29,029 [gavel pounds] 73 00:02:29,029 --> 00:02:31,362 - PEOPLE VERSUS FLETCHER. 74 00:02:31,362 --> 00:02:33,984 - YOU KNOW, TRENT MIGHT HAVE MORE FUN WITH YOU 75 00:02:33,984 --> 00:02:35,616 IF YOU DON'T JUST LIE THERE AND TAKE IT. 76 00:02:35,616 --> 00:02:37,037 - ARE YOU SPEAKING FROM EXPERIENCE? 77 00:02:37,037 --> 00:02:39,240 - OKAY. 78 00:02:39,240 --> 00:02:41,121 - DEFENSE, HOW DO YOU PLEAD? - UM... 79 00:02:41,121 --> 00:02:43,874 NOT GUILTY, YOUR HONOR. - AGAIN? 80 00:02:43,874 --> 00:02:46,086 SO NOT GUILTY IN SOME SORT OF FUN, SARCASTIC WAY, 81 00:02:46,086 --> 00:02:47,248 OR YOU'RE SERIOUS? 82 00:02:47,248 --> 00:02:50,211 - YOUR HONOR, WE'RE READY TO MOVE ON AT THIS POINT, 83 00:02:50,211 --> 00:02:52,843 IF IT SO PLEASES THE COURT. 84 00:02:52,843 --> 00:02:57,468 - YOU'RE WEARING A POT SHIRT TO YOUR TRIAL ON POT POSSESSION? 85 00:02:57,468 --> 00:03:00,261 IF THE JUDGE SEES THIS, HE WILL THROW THE BOOK AT YOU. 86 00:03:00,261 --> 00:03:01,682 - I THOUGHT IT'D BE, LIKE, IRONIC. 87 00:03:01,682 --> 00:03:04,104 - DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT WORD MEANS? 88 00:03:04,104 --> 00:03:06,727 JUST TAKE THE SHIRT OFF. WE'LL GO WITH THE TANK TOP. 89 00:03:06,727 --> 00:03:10,070 OH, WHAT--THE JOINT IS KICKING THE COP IN THE FACE. 90 00:03:10,070 --> 00:03:12,313 WHAT--WHERE YOU DO EVEN FIND A SHIRT LIKE THAT? 91 00:03:12,313 --> 00:03:14,445 PUT THE SHIRT BACK ON. PUT THE OTHER SHIRT BACK ON. 92 00:03:14,445 --> 00:03:15,946 DAVE, CAN I BORROW YOUR SHIRT? 93 00:03:15,946 --> 00:03:18,118 - NO. - TAKE IT EASY. 94 00:03:18,118 --> 00:03:20,120 CHERYL, CAN I PLEASE BORROW YOUR BLOUSE? 95 00:03:20,120 --> 00:03:22,493 - WHOA, I'M NOT WEARING A BLOUSE, BRO. 96 00:03:22,493 --> 00:03:23,954 - IT'S REALLY MORE OF A CHEMISE. 97 00:03:23,954 --> 00:03:26,287 - I'M NOT WEARING THAT EITHER. 98 00:03:26,287 --> 00:03:28,038 - MR. BARBER, YOU OFFERED A DEAL, YES? 99 00:03:28,038 --> 00:03:29,920 - YES, WE'LL DROP OBSTRUCTION AND RESISTING 100 00:03:29,920 --> 00:03:31,672 FOR A PLEA ON VANDALISM. 101 00:03:31,672 --> 00:03:32,463 - FOR WHICH YOU HAVE NO CASE. 102 00:03:32,463 --> 00:03:34,295 - WE DO, ACTUALLY. - OKAY. 103 00:03:34,295 --> 00:03:36,136 WELL, THEN LET'S PUT 12 IN THE BOX AND SEE WHAT YOU GOT. 104 00:03:36,136 --> 00:03:38,098 - YOU KNOW WHAT I'VE GOT. - NOT MUCH. 105 00:03:38,098 --> 00:03:40,140 - OOH, SNAP! 106 00:03:40,140 --> 00:03:41,302 - NOT GUILTY, YOUR HONOR. 107 00:03:41,302 --> 00:03:44,345 - CONGRATULATIONS, MS. WHITLEY, THAT SETS A NEW RECORD 108 00:03:44,345 --> 00:03:46,307 FOR TRIALS AT THE TAXPAYER'S EXPENSE. 109 00:03:46,307 --> 00:03:49,310 NEXT CASE, PEOPLE VERSUS GURANGO. 110 00:03:49,310 --> 00:03:51,151 MR. CORDA, ARE YOU HERE? GOING ONCE-- 111 00:03:51,151 --> 00:03:52,563 - WE'RE HERE, YOUR HONOR! 112 00:03:52,563 --> 00:03:54,114 - MOVED TO THE BOTTOM OF THE PILE. 113 00:03:54,114 --> 00:03:57,117 MR. CORDA, WHAT A STYLISH BLOUSE. 114 00:03:57,117 --> 00:04:00,070 - THAT'S A CHEMISE, YO. 115 00:04:00,070 --> 00:04:01,662 - WELL, I'M GLAD TO SEE THAT YOU AND YOUR EX 116 00:04:01,662 --> 00:04:03,163 HAVE DEALT WITH YOUR ISSUES. 117 00:04:03,163 --> 00:04:05,165 - WHAT, THAT? NO, WE'RE TOTALLY CIVIL. 118 00:04:05,165 --> 00:04:06,667 - ARE YOU KIDDING? 119 00:04:06,667 --> 00:04:08,499 IT WAS LIKE WATCHING TWO PEOPLE ARGUE AT AN ORGY. 120 00:04:08,499 --> 00:04:11,001 IT WAS LIKE, JUST STOP TALKING. GET TO IT. 121 00:04:11,001 --> 00:04:12,793 - I WAS JUST DOING MY JOB. 122 00:04:12,793 --> 00:04:14,214 ARE WE LIKE AN ORGY? 123 00:04:14,214 --> 00:04:17,007 - NINA, HI, COULD I HAVE A WORD? 124 00:04:17,007 --> 00:04:19,139 - YES, I'D BE HAPPY TOO, TRENT. 125 00:04:19,139 --> 00:04:20,471 ABSOLUTELY. AFTER YOU. 126 00:04:20,471 --> 00:04:22,182 - THANKS. 127 00:04:22,182 --> 00:04:23,143 - [mouthing words] 128 00:04:23,143 --> 00:04:24,305 - [sighs] SO... 129 00:04:24,305 --> 00:04:25,306 - MM-HMM. 130 00:04:25,306 --> 00:04:26,517 - I GET THIS IS NEW FOR YOU. 131 00:04:26,517 --> 00:04:28,228 YOU'RE USED TO CORPORATE LAW. 132 00:04:28,228 --> 00:04:30,481 IT WORKS A LITTLE DIFFERENTLY HERE. 133 00:04:30,481 --> 00:04:32,813 - RIGHT, BUT I'M STILL A LAWYER, SO I'M GONNA GO HARD. 134 00:04:32,813 --> 00:04:34,355 - I THINK YOU'RE GOING TOO HARD. 135 00:04:34,355 --> 00:04:36,026 - I'M GOING THE MOST HARD YOU CAN GO 136 00:04:36,026 --> 00:04:38,399 BEFORE YOU GO TOO HARD, WHICH IS MY LEVEL OF GOING, AS YOU KNOW. 137 00:04:38,399 --> 00:04:40,321 - WHICH IS WHY I KNOW THAT YOU'RE COMING TOO HARD. 138 00:04:40,321 --> 00:04:42,162 - IF ANYONE IS COMING TOO HARD, IT'S YOU. 139 00:04:42,162 --> 00:04:44,535 YOU'RE COMING SO RIDICULOUSLY HARD, I'M ALMOST LAUGHING. 140 00:04:44,535 --> 00:04:46,827 YOU'RE OVERCHARGING THE LIVING SH-- OUT OF MY CLIENTS, OKAY? 141 00:04:46,827 --> 00:04:48,369 LIKE ORTIZ? 142 00:04:48,369 --> 00:04:50,210 I MEAN, ENDANGERMENT OF A PROTECTED SPECIES? 143 00:04:50,210 --> 00:04:52,753 - HE KICKED A DUCK. - NUDGED, ALLEGEDLY. 144 00:04:52,753 --> 00:04:55,125 - IF YOUR FOOT TOUCHES A DUCK IN A STATE PARK, 145 00:04:55,125 --> 00:04:57,588 IT CAN TECHNICALLY BE CHARGED AS A CLASS C MISDEMEANOR-- 146 00:04:57,588 --> 00:04:58,589 - OKAY, SO THEN AT DAN AND EMMA'S WEDDING, 147 00:04:58,589 --> 00:05:00,010 WHEN YOU THREW A BEER AT A SWAN, 148 00:05:00,010 --> 00:05:01,592 THEN THAT WOULD BE LETHAL INJECTION. 149 00:05:01,592 --> 00:05:03,514 - OKAY, NINA, MAYBE WE SHOULD... 150 00:05:03,514 --> 00:05:04,515 - WE SHOULD GO. 151 00:05:04,515 --> 00:05:06,427 YES, THANK YOU, MR. QUINLAN. 152 00:05:06,427 --> 00:05:07,728 MR. BARBER. 153 00:05:11,231 --> 00:05:12,813 - IT'S NOT JUST TRENT. 154 00:05:12,813 --> 00:05:14,395 ALL D.A.s OVERCHARGE SO THEY CAN GET PLEAS 155 00:05:14,395 --> 00:05:15,396 TO LESSER CHARGES. 156 00:05:15,396 --> 00:05:16,857 - IT JUST FEELS WORSE 157 00:05:16,857 --> 00:05:18,779 COMING FROM TRENT BECAUSE OF HIS FACE. 158 00:05:18,779 --> 00:05:20,361 - SO WE'RE JUST SUPPOSED TO ROLL OVER AND TAKE IT? 159 00:05:20,361 --> 00:05:22,032 I MEAN, THAT DOESN'T PISS YOU GUYS OFF? 160 00:05:22,032 --> 00:05:22,993 - PISSES ME OFF. 161 00:05:22,993 --> 00:05:24,535 - IT'S ONE OF A MILLION THINGS 162 00:05:24,535 --> 00:05:26,036 THAT PISS ME OFF, BUT IF I TOOK A STAND 163 00:05:26,036 --> 00:05:27,368 ON EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THOSE THINGS-- 164 00:05:27,368 --> 00:05:28,619 WELL, I'M NOT GREAT AT MATH, 165 00:05:28,619 --> 00:05:30,000 BUT THAT WOULD BE A LOT OF STANDS. 166 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:31,542 - IT WOULD BE A MILLION STANDS. 167 00:05:31,542 --> 00:05:33,163 - WHAT I'M SAYING IS, 168 00:05:33,163 --> 00:05:34,625 FOR BETTER OR WORSE, THAT'S THE SYSTEM. 169 00:05:34,625 --> 00:05:37,297 - WOW, PUT THAT ON A POSTER WITH AN EAGLE, 170 00:05:37,297 --> 00:05:39,089 INSPIRE A NATION. 171 00:05:39,089 --> 00:05:40,671 - WELL, WE'RE NOT HERE TO SERVE THE SYSTEM. 172 00:05:40,671 --> 00:05:41,882 I MEAN, I'M HERE FOR JUSTICE. 173 00:05:41,882 --> 00:05:45,015 - TO WIN. 174 00:05:45,015 --> 00:05:46,677 JUSTICE. 175 00:05:46,677 --> 00:05:48,809 TO WIN JU-- ARE YOU IN A CHEMISE RIGHT NOW? 176 00:05:48,809 --> 00:05:50,771 - MY CLIENT WALKED OFF WITH MY SHIRT. 177 00:05:50,771 --> 00:05:52,232 DO YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE A MAN'S SHIRT? 178 00:05:52,232 --> 00:05:54,184 - I--I DON'T. 179 00:05:54,184 --> 00:05:56,397 PHIL? - NO. I LIKE IT. 180 00:05:56,397 --> 00:05:57,688 - MICAH, HOW ABOUT-- 181 00:05:59,069 --> 00:06:01,982 LUNCH. SOMETHING TO EAT. 182 00:06:06,286 --> 00:06:08,699 - I HAD TO WORK WITH AN EX ONCE. 183 00:06:08,699 --> 00:06:11,412 WE WERE CIVIL, BUT IT COULD GET TOUGH IN PRIVATE MEETINGS. 184 00:06:11,412 --> 00:06:15,416 YOU KNOW, THE FAMILIARITY, THE TABOO-NESS, 185 00:06:15,416 --> 00:06:17,087 HAVING THOUGHTS YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE. 186 00:06:17,087 --> 00:06:18,459 [laughs] - RIGHT. 187 00:06:18,459 --> 00:06:20,090 SO WHAT DID-- WHAT DID YOU DO? 188 00:06:20,090 --> 00:06:21,672 - WE HAD SEX IN THE BATHROOM 189 00:06:21,672 --> 00:06:23,003 NEXT TO COURTROOM SIX. 190 00:06:23,003 --> 00:06:25,676 - NO. UGH, NO. THE RELATIONSHIP? 191 00:06:25,676 --> 00:06:30,350 - OH, HE GOT SENTENCED. TEN YEARS IN CHINO. 192 00:06:30,350 --> 00:06:32,433 - OH. 193 00:06:32,433 --> 00:06:35,225 HUH. 194 00:06:35,225 --> 00:06:37,227 HEY, DO YOU HAVE ONE OF THOSE CLIP THINGIES? 195 00:06:37,227 --> 00:06:39,860 ASKING AN INTERN FOR A PAPER CLIP 196 00:06:39,860 --> 00:06:41,021 IS A LITTLE BIT MORE THAN MY PSYCHE 197 00:06:41,021 --> 00:06:42,443 CAN BEAR RIGHT NOW. 198 00:06:42,443 --> 00:06:44,905 - I'M GIVING YOU A LOT OF MY OFFICE SUPPLIES. 199 00:06:44,905 --> 00:06:46,697 [whispers] PEOPLE WILL TALK. 200 00:06:46,697 --> 00:06:47,828 - OKAY. 201 00:06:47,828 --> 00:06:49,079 - IS THAT FLETCHER? 202 00:06:49,079 --> 00:06:50,080 - YEAH. - TAGGING CASE? 203 00:06:50,080 --> 00:06:51,742 LET ME SEE. 204 00:06:51,742 --> 00:06:53,534 [clears throat] 205 00:06:53,534 --> 00:06:55,295 YEAH, I'D GRAB A PLEA. 206 00:06:55,295 --> 00:06:58,038 THIS GUY'S GOT PRIORS, NO ALIBI, PAINT CAN. 207 00:06:58,038 --> 00:06:59,299 IT'S A SAD FACT, 90% OF OUR GUYS, 208 00:06:59,299 --> 00:07:00,461 THEY DID SOMETHING. 209 00:07:00,461 --> 00:07:03,043 - RING, RING. EXCUSE ME. 210 00:07:03,043 --> 00:07:05,175 HELLO? OH, YEAH. 211 00:07:05,175 --> 00:07:06,637 I'LL BE SURE TO TELL HIM. 212 00:07:06,637 --> 00:07:08,969 THAT WAS YOUR CAREER PHONING IT IN. 213 00:07:08,969 --> 00:07:11,311 - AH, WHAT DID MY CAREER HAVE TO TELL ME? 214 00:07:11,311 --> 00:07:13,263 - JUST THAT IT'S PHONING IT... 215 00:07:13,263 --> 00:07:15,145 SHUT UP. 216 00:07:15,145 --> 00:07:17,978 LOOK, TRENT'S CASE, IT'S WEAK, 217 00:07:17,978 --> 00:07:21,111 AND THE STORE NEXT DOOR HAS A CAMERA IN THE PARKING LOT. 218 00:07:21,111 --> 00:07:23,113 I GET A HOLD OF THE SECURITY TAPE, 219 00:07:23,113 --> 00:07:24,194 I PROVE MY GUY'S INNOCENT. 220 00:07:24,194 --> 00:07:26,066 - SO WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, FANCY DREW? 221 00:07:26,066 --> 00:07:28,328 YOU GONNA SKIP LUNCH, HEAD DOWN TO EAST L.A., 222 00:07:28,328 --> 00:07:30,160 AND FIND SOME RANDOM TAPE? 223 00:07:30,160 --> 00:07:33,954 - NO, OUR INVESTIGATOR IS. 224 00:07:33,954 --> 00:07:34,745 WE HAVE AN INVESTIGATOR. 225 00:07:34,745 --> 00:07:36,577 JUST TELL ME WE HAVE AN INVESTIGATOR. 226 00:07:36,577 --> 00:07:38,288 - OH, YEAH, YEAH. GARY, RIGHT OVER THERE. 227 00:07:38,288 --> 00:07:41,001 LAST I CHECKED, HE'S BACKLOGGED A MONTH OR SO. 228 00:07:41,001 --> 00:07:45,425 - FINE, I WILL GO TO EAST L.A. AND GET THAT TAPE MYSELF. 229 00:07:45,425 --> 00:07:47,928 - HAVE FUN. 230 00:07:53,854 --> 00:07:54,975 - NINA? - YEAH. 231 00:07:54,975 --> 00:07:56,096 - BACK FROM YOUR ADVENTURE? 232 00:07:56,096 --> 00:07:58,398 WHOA! UH.... 233 00:07:58,398 --> 00:08:00,150 I'M ASSUMING YOU KNOW YOU'RE LATE FOR COURT. 234 00:08:00,150 --> 00:08:01,692 - YEAH. 235 00:08:01,692 --> 00:08:03,193 - AND YOUR BRONZER'S A LITTLE UNEVEN. 236 00:08:03,193 --> 00:08:04,234 - IT'S MACE. YEAH. - YEAH? 237 00:08:04,234 --> 00:08:05,776 - NO, I GOT LOST. I GOT LOST. 238 00:08:05,776 --> 00:08:07,317 THERE WAS THIS DOG, AND I HAD TO MACE HIM, 239 00:08:07,317 --> 00:08:08,819 AND THEN I FINALLY FIND THE PLACE 240 00:08:08,819 --> 00:08:10,030 AND THERE'S A PURSE SNATCHER, 241 00:08:10,030 --> 00:08:11,031 BUT YOU KNOW, I KNOW NOW 242 00:08:11,031 --> 00:08:12,242 WHICH WAY YOU POINT THE MACE, 243 00:08:12,242 --> 00:08:13,614 SO THAT'S GOOD TO KNOW. 244 00:08:13,614 --> 00:08:15,205 - BUT YOU GOT YOUR SECURITY TAPE, 245 00:08:15,205 --> 00:08:17,417 SO IT'S NOT ALL BAD. - OH, NO, NO, NO. 246 00:08:17,417 --> 00:08:19,830 I DID AN HOUR OF PANTOMIME WITH THE VIETNAMESE STORE CLERK 247 00:08:19,830 --> 00:08:22,002 AND I GOT A COPY OFNATIONAL SECURITY, 248 00:08:22,002 --> 00:08:23,834 STARRING MARTIN LAWRENCE AND STEVE ZAHN, 249 00:08:23,834 --> 00:08:25,045 SO THAT'S GONNA BE FUN TO WATCH. 250 00:08:25,045 --> 00:08:27,387 - SO THE TRIP WAS A HUGE SUCCESS, HUH? 251 00:08:27,387 --> 00:08:28,549 - NO, WELL, I DID GET ANOTHER LEAD. 252 00:08:28,549 --> 00:08:29,760 YEAH, THE STORE CLERK'S COUSIN HANGS OUT 253 00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:31,051 AT A GAS STATION ACROSS THE WAY. 254 00:08:31,051 --> 00:08:31,802 HE MIGHT BE AN EYEWITNESS. 255 00:08:31,802 --> 00:08:33,804 IF I CAN GET DOWN TO MONTEREY PARK 256 00:08:33,804 --> 00:08:35,055 WITH A TRANSLATOR BEFORE HE SHIPS OUT-- 257 00:08:35,055 --> 00:08:36,436 HE'S A MERCHANT MARINE-- 258 00:08:36,436 --> 00:08:38,979 I'M GONNA WIN THIS-- I GOT IT. 259 00:08:38,979 --> 00:08:41,351 TRENT'S GOT NOTHING, AND THEN, FINALLY, I BEAT HIM, 260 00:08:41,351 --> 00:08:43,063 AND HE'S THE ONE CRYING AT EVERY STOPLIGHT 261 00:08:43,063 --> 00:08:44,605 ON HIS DRIVE HOME. 262 00:08:44,605 --> 00:08:45,946 - OKAY, YEAH, YOU KNOW, I UNDERSTAND 263 00:08:45,946 --> 00:08:47,027 WANTING TO BEAT TRENT... - YEAH. 264 00:08:47,027 --> 00:08:48,028 - BUT THIS IS, YOU KNOW, 265 00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:49,149 LIKE, NEXT LEVEL STUFF HERE. 266 00:08:49,149 --> 00:08:50,991 - YEAH. 267 00:08:50,991 --> 00:08:52,993 - TRENT, HE DID A NUMBER ON YOU, DIDN'T HE? 268 00:08:52,993 --> 00:08:55,075 WHAT--WHAT HAPPENED? - DON'T KNOW. 269 00:08:55,075 --> 00:08:58,869 I GUESS JUST ALL THIS... 270 00:08:58,869 --> 00:09:00,160 WASN'T ENOUGH FOR HIM. 271 00:09:00,160 --> 00:09:01,081 - AH. - [laughs] 272 00:09:01,081 --> 00:09:02,793 - WHAT'S THAT GUY THINKING? - YEAH, EXACTLY. 273 00:09:02,793 --> 00:09:04,214 ALL RIGHT. - YOU'RE OKAY, THOUGH? 274 00:09:04,214 --> 00:09:06,506 - YEAH, I'M-- SOLID. 275 00:09:06,506 --> 00:09:08,298 HEY, UH... 276 00:09:08,298 --> 00:09:10,841 RABIES. 277 00:09:10,841 --> 00:09:13,013 IS THAT, LIKE-- IS THAT A THING, 278 00:09:13,013 --> 00:09:14,845 OR IS THAT JUST FOR, LIKE, KIDS? 279 00:09:14,845 --> 00:09:16,637 - NO, THAT'S A THING. - IT'S A THING. 280 00:09:16,637 --> 00:09:19,439 IT'S A--ALL RIGHT, GOOD... 281 00:09:19,439 --> 00:09:20,641 - WOW. - ANSWER. 282 00:09:20,641 --> 00:09:21,682 GOOD AN--OKAY. 283 00:09:21,682 --> 00:09:22,773 GONNA GO CLEAN UP. 284 00:09:28,318 --> 00:09:32,242 - OH, HEY, AT LEAST WE GOT NEW PENS, HUH? 285 00:09:32,242 --> 00:09:35,495 LEVIA FOR ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION. 286 00:09:35,495 --> 00:09:37,908 THANK YOU, SOMEONE WHOM I ASSUME 287 00:09:37,908 --> 00:09:40,330 WILL REMAIN ANONYMOUS. 288 00:09:40,330 --> 00:09:42,623 [sighs] 289 00:09:42,623 --> 00:09:44,464 OH, HEY, MICAH, CAN YOU-- 290 00:09:44,464 --> 00:09:46,627 - I DON'T MAKE COFFEE, AND THERE'S NO COFFEE. 291 00:09:46,627 --> 00:09:49,009 - RIGHT, PERFECT. - AH, THERE YOU ARE. 292 00:09:49,009 --> 00:09:50,711 - OH, I WAS CHASING A LEAD ON THE FLETCHER CASE. 293 00:09:50,711 --> 00:09:52,552 I MADE COURT. - BARELY. 294 00:09:52,552 --> 00:09:55,305 I GOT JUDGE NELSON UP MY ASS BECAUSE OF ALL THE TRIALS 295 00:09:55,305 --> 00:09:57,347 YOU'RE SETTING, AND FOR WHY? 296 00:09:57,347 --> 00:09:59,810 - TO WIN. - TO WIN. 297 00:09:59,810 --> 00:10:02,562 LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT A GUY, A TRUE BELIEVER. 298 00:10:02,562 --> 00:10:04,645 HE WENT HARD AFTER EVERY CASE. 299 00:10:04,645 --> 00:10:07,688 YOU KNOW HOW HE ENDED UP? 300 00:10:07,688 --> 00:10:10,280 - I AM NOT GONNA END UP LIKE PHIL. 301 00:10:10,280 --> 00:10:11,822 - NOT PHIL. ALAN BUSHMEEL. 302 00:10:11,822 --> 00:10:13,073 HE JUMPED OFF THE ROOF. 303 00:10:13,073 --> 00:10:14,284 WENT RIGHT PAST THAT WINDOW. 304 00:10:14,284 --> 00:10:16,536 THE POINT IS, YOU CAN'T WIN EVERYTHING. 305 00:10:16,536 --> 00:10:18,829 IF YOU TRY, YOU'RE GONNA LOSE YOUR MIND 306 00:10:18,829 --> 00:10:20,500 AND YOUR HEALTH. 307 00:10:20,500 --> 00:10:22,292 YOU GET WHAT I'M SAYING? 308 00:10:22,292 --> 00:10:23,453 - YOU BROUGHT THE PENS. 309 00:10:23,453 --> 00:10:24,745 I GOT IT. I WON'T SAY A THING. 310 00:10:24,745 --> 00:10:27,127 - I CAN POUND NAILS WITH THIS THING. 311 00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:30,170 I'M SAYING IF YOU WERE LESS OF A LAWYER, 312 00:10:30,170 --> 00:10:31,511 YOU COULD BE A GREAT LAWYER. 313 00:10:39,099 --> 00:10:40,140 - YOU'RE WORKING LATE. 314 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:42,853 - WHAT? OH, NO, THIS IS NOTHING. 315 00:10:42,853 --> 00:10:44,935 MY LAST JOB, I SET A RECORD. 316 00:10:44,935 --> 00:10:47,107 168 HOURS IN A WEEK, 317 00:10:47,107 --> 00:10:49,900 WHICH IS EXACTLY THE NUMBER OF HOURS IN A WEEK, 318 00:10:49,900 --> 00:10:52,152 BUT, YOU KNOW, I GOT TO SAY, AN HOUR AT THIS JOB 319 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:55,325 IS LIKE EIGHT HOURS AT MY LAST JOB. 320 00:10:55,325 --> 00:10:57,367 DO YOU EVER WORRY ABOUT BURNING OUT? 321 00:10:57,367 --> 00:11:00,080 - BURT GAVE YOU THE SPEECH. - YEAH. 322 00:11:00,080 --> 00:11:03,784 - I GOT THE SPEECH, BUT FOR ME, THIS IS A CALLING. 323 00:11:03,784 --> 00:11:06,376 I CAN'T JUST-- - NOT TRY TO WIN, I KNOW. 324 00:11:06,376 --> 00:11:08,338 - EASIER SAID THAN DONE, I GET IT. 325 00:11:08,338 --> 00:11:10,340 THERE'S A LOT OF STRESS INVOLVED. 326 00:11:10,340 --> 00:11:12,092 MY WIFE, NOT HAPPY WITH THE JOB. 327 00:11:12,092 --> 00:11:15,505 AND THE SMOKING, DEALING WITH IT WITH GUM. 328 00:11:15,505 --> 00:11:17,137 - OH. 329 00:11:17,137 --> 00:11:18,098 - IT'S LED TO SOME STOMACH ISSUES. 330 00:11:18,098 --> 00:11:19,800 THAT'S WHAT THESE GUYS ARE FOR. 331 00:11:19,800 --> 00:11:25,105 BUT THE JOB IS ITS OWN REWARD, AND I-- 332 00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:28,568 THANK YOU. 333 00:11:28,568 --> 00:11:31,611 IT'S REALLY, REALLY GREAT TO HAVE A TRUE BELIEVER IN HERE. 334 00:11:31,611 --> 00:11:33,113 - YEAH. 335 00:11:33,113 --> 00:11:35,315 - THE BLOUSE MAKES IT WEIRD. 336 00:11:35,315 --> 00:11:38,028 - NO. 337 00:11:41,031 --> 00:11:42,452 WELL, WE MAY NEED TO COMPROMISE AROUND HERE, 338 00:11:42,452 --> 00:11:44,204 BUT NOT ON COFFEE. 339 00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:46,166 MY GIFT TO THE OFFICE. 340 00:11:46,166 --> 00:11:47,748 - WOW. 341 00:11:47,748 --> 00:11:49,039 - IS THERE A TRICK TO THIS THING? 342 00:11:49,039 --> 00:11:51,171 ANYBODY KNOW THE TRICK TO THIS THING, OR... 343 00:11:51,171 --> 00:11:52,672 - YEAH, IT'S BUSTED. 344 00:11:52,672 --> 00:11:54,134 - GREAT. 345 00:11:54,134 --> 00:11:56,466 - I'M LOOKING FOR CARLOS CORDA. 346 00:11:56,466 --> 00:11:58,598 JUST WANT TO SAY THANKS FOR WHAT HE DID FOR MY DAD. 347 00:11:58,598 --> 00:12:00,180 - THAT IS SO SWEET. 348 00:12:00,180 --> 00:12:01,261 YEAH, HE'S RIGHT OVER THERE. 349 00:12:01,261 --> 00:12:02,262 - THANKS. 350 00:12:02,262 --> 00:12:05,475 - OH, SEE, CARLOS GETS IT. 351 00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:07,187 HE DOESN'T COMPROMISE ON ANYTHING. 352 00:12:07,187 --> 00:12:09,149 - ARE YOU CARLOS CORDA? 353 00:12:09,149 --> 00:12:11,231 - OH, YES. 354 00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:12,652 - YOU'VE BEEN SERVED. 355 00:12:12,652 --> 00:12:14,154 - SERIOUSLY? 356 00:12:14,154 --> 00:12:16,156 YOU KNOW, YOU COULD'VE JUST HANDED IT TO ME. 357 00:12:16,156 --> 00:12:18,028 - I TAKE MY JOB SERIOUSLY. 358 00:12:18,028 --> 00:12:20,160 PROPS ARE ALL OUT-OF-POCKET. 359 00:12:20,160 --> 00:12:21,451 CAN I GET MY BALLOON BACK? 360 00:12:21,451 --> 00:12:22,783 - YEAH, SURE. 361 00:12:22,783 --> 00:12:25,165 [air hissing] 362 00:12:25,165 --> 00:12:26,246 HERE YOU GO, BUDDY. 363 00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:29,079 - DICK. 364 00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:32,082 - SH--, MAN, SHE FILED? 365 00:12:32,082 --> 00:12:34,084 - DIVORCE. - YEAH, I GOT THAT. 366 00:12:34,084 --> 00:12:35,876 I'M SO SORRY, CARLOS. 367 00:12:35,876 --> 00:12:37,467 - IT'S NOTHING. 368 00:12:37,467 --> 00:12:40,050 YOU KNOW ROSA. SHE LOVES DRAMATIC GESTURES. 369 00:12:40,050 --> 00:12:41,471 PHIL, REMEMBER? 370 00:12:41,471 --> 00:12:43,974 AT DINNER, THE WAITER, HE COMES OVER. 371 00:12:43,974 --> 00:12:46,186 HE SAID THE SOUP HAD NO DAIRY. TURNED OUT IT DID. 372 00:12:46,186 --> 00:12:47,727 SHE THREATENED TO HAVE HIM ARRESTED. 373 00:12:47,727 --> 00:12:49,309 [both laugh] 374 00:12:49,309 --> 00:12:51,271 - SHE DID. I DEFENDED THE GUY. 375 00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:53,063 - YEAH, AND YOU GOT HIM OFF WITH A FINE. 376 00:12:53,063 --> 00:12:55,105 SO IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL. SO THIS IS NOT A BIG DEAL. 377 00:12:55,105 --> 00:12:56,606 IT'S JUST NOT A BIG DEAL, SO... 378 00:12:59,239 --> 00:13:01,321 [sighs] 379 00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:06,456 AND I'M RESTED AND FINE. 380 00:13:06,456 --> 00:13:09,079 CHERYL, LET'S WIN SOME CASES. WHOO! 381 00:13:13,123 --> 00:13:13,874 [gavel pounding] 382 00:13:13,874 --> 00:13:15,836 - PEOPLE VERSUS DEAN. 383 00:13:15,836 --> 00:13:18,548 I DON'T SUPPOSE THERE'S SOME BIZARRO UNIVERSE 384 00:13:18,548 --> 00:13:20,550 IN WHICH WE MIGHT AVOID ANOTHER TRIAL? 385 00:13:20,550 --> 00:13:22,472 - HEY. 386 00:13:22,472 --> 00:13:25,475 DIDN'T WANT TO MISS THIS: BABY'S FIRST COMPROMISE. 387 00:13:25,475 --> 00:13:27,057 - WELL, UM... - [clearing throat] 388 00:13:30,270 --> 00:13:32,772 - THE PEOPLE OFFERED A DEAL. 389 00:13:32,772 --> 00:13:34,484 - AND? 390 00:13:34,484 --> 00:13:36,236 - OKAY, JUST A QUICK COUNTER. 391 00:13:36,236 --> 00:13:38,238 - JESUS, SHOOT ME NOW. 392 00:13:38,238 --> 00:13:39,109 - GOD, NINA, WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? 393 00:13:39,109 --> 00:13:40,700 - WHAT PROBLEM? 394 00:13:40,700 --> 00:13:41,781 I'M JUST TRYING TO MAKE THIS WORK. 395 00:13:41,781 --> 00:13:43,073 - THEN MAYBE YOUR DEFENSE 396 00:13:43,073 --> 00:13:45,575 SHOULD GET ANOTHER LAWYER WHO MIGHT ACTUALLY MAKE IT WORK. 397 00:13:45,575 --> 00:13:46,746 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT. 398 00:13:46,746 --> 00:13:48,118 I'M JUST TRYING TO DO MY JOB. 399 00:13:48,118 --> 00:13:49,579 - SHE CAN'T LET ANYTHING GO, YOUR HONOR. 400 00:13:49,579 --> 00:13:51,501 I'M SORRY. SO I NEED A-- I NEED A RECESS. 401 00:13:51,501 --> 00:13:54,084 - THERE HE GOES, THE GUY WHO CAN LET EVERYTHING GO. 402 00:13:54,084 --> 00:13:56,506 - OKAY, THAT'S IT. MY CHAMBERS NOW. 403 00:13:56,506 --> 00:13:57,667 men: OOH! [laughter] 404 00:13:57,667 --> 00:13:59,839 - OH, SHUT UP. 405 00:14:05,555 --> 00:14:08,518 - THE TWO OF YOU ARE OFFICIALLY LOCKED IN THESE CHAMBERS 406 00:14:08,518 --> 00:14:10,350 UNTIL YOU SETTLE THESE CASES 407 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:13,643 AND UNCLOG THE GODDAMN COURT SYSTEM. 408 00:14:13,643 --> 00:14:14,474 - NO, WAIT, CAN'T WE DO THIS... [door slams] 409 00:14:14,474 --> 00:14:16,026 OVER LUNCH... 410 00:14:16,026 --> 00:14:17,397 - CONGRATULATIONS, 411 00:14:17,397 --> 00:14:19,109 YOU JUST MADE US BOTH LOOK LIKE IDIOTS. 412 00:14:19,109 --> 00:14:21,902 - OH, SURE, NO, YOU TAKE THE POWER CHAIR. 413 00:14:21,902 --> 00:14:23,653 - HOW IS THIS THE POWER CHAIR? 414 00:14:23,653 --> 00:14:24,654 - YOU'RE FRAMED BY THE BOOKCASE. 415 00:14:24,654 --> 00:14:25,825 IT'S BETTER LIGHTING, 416 00:14:25,825 --> 00:14:26,987 AND YOU'RE CLOSER TO THE ONLY FIRE EXIT. 417 00:14:26,987 --> 00:14:28,658 - I'M NOT GETTING A PORTRAIT. 418 00:14:28,658 --> 00:14:29,990 YOU KNOW WHAT? JUST TAKE THE SEAT. 419 00:14:29,990 --> 00:14:31,661 TAKE THE SEAT. - NO, I DON'T WANT IT. 420 00:14:31,661 --> 00:14:32,412 I'M GOOD. I'M GOOD OVER HERE. 421 00:14:32,412 --> 00:14:33,583 I DON'T WANT IT. 422 00:14:33,583 --> 00:14:36,336 - OKAY. GOOD. 423 00:14:36,336 --> 00:14:37,998 - I WOULD PREFER TO STAND. I PREFER TO STAND. 424 00:14:37,998 --> 00:14:40,630 I WANT TO BE BY THE PAPER CLIP HOLDER. 425 00:14:40,630 --> 00:14:42,592 - OKAY, LET'S START. DEAN. 426 00:14:42,592 --> 00:14:45,005 - OH, CIRCUMSTANTIAL, NO DEAL. 427 00:14:45,005 --> 00:14:46,927 - OKAY, FERGUSON. - [scoffs] 428 00:14:46,927 --> 00:14:48,428 COME ON. 429 00:14:48,428 --> 00:14:49,930 - OKAY, FLETCHER. 430 00:14:49,930 --> 00:14:51,681 - OH, FLETCHER, THE KID WHO WAS CHARGED 431 00:14:51,681 --> 00:14:52,642 WITH RIDING HIS BIKE WHILE BLACK? 432 00:14:52,642 --> 00:14:53,853 YEAH, IT'S FUNNY. 433 00:14:53,853 --> 00:14:54,935 I DIDN'T SEE THAT IN THE PENAL CODE. 434 00:14:54,935 --> 00:14:56,937 WHY CAN'T YOU JUST ADMIT THAT YOU'RE WRONG? 435 00:14:56,937 --> 00:14:59,069 - GOD, LIKE YOU EVER ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG. 436 00:14:59,069 --> 00:15:02,402 - UH...YEAH. - HMM? 437 00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:04,404 - THAT TIME I CONVINCED YOU THAT RATTLESNAKE WAS DEAD. 438 00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:05,525 - I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE CASES, 439 00:15:05,525 --> 00:15:06,576 BUT, YEAH, YOU COULD'VE KILLED ME. 440 00:15:06,576 --> 00:15:08,658 YOU HAVE TO WIN EVERYTHING. 441 00:15:08,658 --> 00:15:10,790 - I DO NOT HAVE TO WIN EVERYTHING. 442 00:15:10,790 --> 00:15:12,372 - NO? - NO. 443 00:15:12,372 --> 00:15:15,245 - NAME ONE THING. NAME ONE THING YOU DIDN'T WIN. 444 00:15:18,878 --> 00:15:20,040 - OH, NO, I WON THAT. 445 00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:21,711 - IT WAS KIND OF A RHETORICAL QUESTION. 446 00:15:21,711 --> 00:15:22,462 - YEAH, NO, I GOT THAT. 447 00:15:22,462 --> 00:15:23,964 - GOD. 448 00:15:26,306 --> 00:15:27,677 - OKAY, YOU WON SIDE OF THE BED. 449 00:15:27,677 --> 00:15:29,719 YOU WON SINK NEXT TO THE WINDOW. 450 00:15:29,719 --> 00:15:30,350 - NO, YOU SAID YOU WANTED THAT SINK 451 00:15:30,350 --> 00:15:31,811 BECAUSE THE HOT AND COLD WERE IN FRENCH. 452 00:15:31,811 --> 00:15:32,973 AND WHY ARE YOU WRITING THIS DOWN? 453 00:15:32,973 --> 00:15:34,554 - YOU WON THE LAST TWO THANKSGIVINGS. 454 00:15:34,554 --> 00:15:35,976 - WE WENT TO YOUR PARENTS'. 455 00:15:35,976 --> 00:15:38,188 - EXACTLY, THAT WAS AWFUL FOR ME. 456 00:15:38,188 --> 00:15:40,650 YOU WON RICK AND RAV NEAT. - I DIDN'T EVEN WANT THEM. 457 00:15:40,650 --> 00:15:42,322 ALL THEY DO IS TALK ABOUTGAME OF THRONES. 458 00:15:42,322 --> 00:15:44,194 - YEAH, WELL, I WANT TO TALK ABOUTGAME OF THRONES. 459 00:15:44,194 --> 00:15:45,325 I HAVEN'T SEEN IT YET, BUT IT'S IN MY QUEUE. 460 00:15:45,325 --> 00:15:46,616 - SO WHAT NOW? 461 00:15:46,616 --> 00:15:48,118 YOU WANT TO WIN THE BREAK-UP TOO? 462 00:15:48,118 --> 00:15:49,949 IS THAT IT? - NO, NO, NO, YOU WON THAT. 463 00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,571 YOU WON THAT, SO THERE'S SOMETHING. 464 00:15:51,571 --> 00:15:52,572 THERE'S A THING. 465 00:15:52,572 --> 00:15:54,574 GOD, I GAVE YOU EVERYTHING. 466 00:15:54,574 --> 00:15:56,746 EVERYTHING, AND THAT STILL JUST WASN'T ENOUGH FOR YOU. 467 00:15:56,746 --> 00:15:58,578 SEE, THAT IS THE PROBLEM, TRENT. 468 00:15:58,578 --> 00:16:00,460 - NINA, DID IT EVER OCCUR TO YOU 469 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:03,923 THAT MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, 470 00:16:03,923 --> 00:16:05,345 YOU WERE TOO MUCH? 471 00:16:05,345 --> 00:16:07,507 - [scoffs] 472 00:16:07,507 --> 00:16:08,888 THAT'S NOT A-- THAT'S NOT A THING. 473 00:16:08,888 --> 00:16:10,350 HOW IS THAT A THING? THAT'S NOT A THING. 474 00:16:10,350 --> 00:16:12,012 - OH, IT'S A THING. - IT'S NOT A THING. 475 00:16:12,012 --> 00:16:13,433 [door opens] 476 00:16:13,433 --> 00:16:16,356 - OKAY, HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE LEFT? 477 00:16:16,356 --> 00:16:18,148 both: ALL OF THEM. 478 00:16:18,148 --> 00:16:20,980 - ALL RIGHT, HERE'S WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO. 479 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:25,105 I'M GONNA DO MY INTERMINABLE SEVEN-MINUTE WORKOUT. 480 00:16:25,105 --> 00:16:29,409 THEN I'M GOING TO EAT MY ENTIRELY DISGUSTING KALE SALAD, 481 00:16:29,409 --> 00:16:31,111 AND AT THAT POINT, YOU TWO BETTER HAVE MADE SOME DEALS 482 00:16:31,111 --> 00:16:34,244 ON THESE CASES, OR I'LL HAVE YOU BOTH MURDERED. 483 00:16:34,244 --> 00:16:37,417 AND BELIEVE ME, I KNOW THE PEOPLE TO CALL. 484 00:16:38,378 --> 00:16:39,419 - YEP. 485 00:16:43,923 --> 00:16:45,885 - HEY, HOW'S IT GOING IN THERE? 486 00:16:45,885 --> 00:16:49,509 - AM I--AM I OBSESSIVE? 487 00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:51,051 AM I--AM I TOO MUCH? 488 00:16:51,051 --> 00:16:54,554 - HA HA. THAT'S AN INTERESTING QUESTION. 489 00:16:54,554 --> 00:16:56,846 OH, YOU WANT ME TO ANSWER THAT. 490 00:16:56,846 --> 00:16:58,518 OKAY, BEFORE I ANSWER THAT, 491 00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:01,481 WHY DON'T YOU CHECK YOUR EMAIL? 492 00:17:01,481 --> 00:17:03,103 - WHAT IS THIS? 493 00:17:03,103 --> 00:17:04,484 - IT'S THE SECURITY FOOTAGE FROM THE A.T.M. 494 00:17:04,484 --> 00:17:06,066 ACROSS THE STREET FROM YOUR TAGGING. 495 00:17:06,066 --> 00:17:07,567 SEE, IF YOU KNOW THE RIGHT PEOPLE, 496 00:17:07,567 --> 00:17:08,818 YOU CALL THE PEOPLE AT THE BANK. 497 00:17:08,818 --> 00:17:09,739 THEY'LL GET YOU THE FILE. 498 00:17:09,739 --> 00:17:11,411 IT SAVES A LOT OF LEG WORK. 499 00:17:11,411 --> 00:17:12,782 - WAIT A MINUTE, SO YOU JUST... 500 00:17:12,782 --> 00:17:14,154 - YEAH, I--EXCUSE ME. 501 00:17:14,154 --> 00:17:16,246 HELLO? 502 00:17:16,246 --> 00:17:18,708 YEAH, I WAS JUST TELLING HER I PHONED IT IN. 503 00:17:18,708 --> 00:17:19,709 OKAY, BYE-BYE. 504 00:17:19,709 --> 00:17:21,661 - ALL RIGHT. 505 00:17:21,661 --> 00:17:24,874 OH, MY GOD, THAT'S NOT MY GUY! HE'S WHITE! 506 00:17:24,874 --> 00:17:26,796 I'M GONNA CRUSH TRENT. I WAS RIGHT. 507 00:17:26,796 --> 00:17:29,719 - YEAH, AND THERE IT IS. 508 00:17:29,719 --> 00:17:31,091 YOU WERE WRONG. - NO. 509 00:17:31,091 --> 00:17:33,173 - THERE GOES FLETCHER, STEALING THAT BIKE. 510 00:17:33,173 --> 00:17:35,555 HAPPENS A LOT AROUND HERE. 511 00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:36,976 EH, YOU LEARN TO DEAL WITH IT. 512 00:17:46,856 --> 00:17:48,528 - SO I'VE BEEN THINKING A LOT ABOUT WHAT YOU SAID 513 00:17:48,528 --> 00:17:50,150 ABOUT OUR RELATIONSHIP, 514 00:17:50,150 --> 00:17:53,693 AND I NEED YOU TO KNOW I'M NOT THAT PERSON ANYMORE, 515 00:17:53,693 --> 00:17:57,247 AND WITH THAT IN MIND, I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE A DEAL. 516 00:17:57,247 --> 00:17:58,828 JUST--YOU KNOW WHAT? 517 00:17:58,828 --> 00:18:01,621 I'M GONNA GRAB ANY ONE OF THESE FILES AT RANDOM, 518 00:18:01,621 --> 00:18:03,123 AND WHAT'S, LIKE-- WHAT'S RIGHT HERE? 519 00:18:03,123 --> 00:18:04,754 I DON'T KNOW. 520 00:18:04,754 --> 00:18:07,547 IT'S FLETCHER, SO, OKAY, FLETCHER. 521 00:18:07,547 --> 00:18:10,340 I'M READY TO MAKE A DEAL ON FLETCHER, 522 00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:12,712 'CAUSE I AM LEARNING TO COMPROMISE. 523 00:18:12,712 --> 00:18:14,594 - REALLY? - YEAH. 524 00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:16,216 - WOW, NINA. 525 00:18:16,216 --> 00:18:17,177 - YEAH. 526 00:18:17,177 --> 00:18:19,219 - I'M ACTUALLY REALLY PROUD OF YOU. 527 00:18:19,219 --> 00:18:20,560 - THANK YOU. 528 00:18:20,560 --> 00:18:22,562 YEAH, SEE, I CAN BE-- I CAN BE REASONABLE. 529 00:18:22,562 --> 00:18:25,315 I MEAN, YOU NEVER GOT A CHANCE TO SEE THAT PERSON, 530 00:18:25,315 --> 00:18:28,858 BUT I'M GLAD THAT WE CAN WORK TOGETHER. 531 00:18:28,858 --> 00:18:30,990 - ME TOO. 532 00:18:30,990 --> 00:18:32,492 - YEAH. 533 00:18:32,492 --> 00:18:36,156 WOW, GOD, YOU D.A.s HAVE NICE PENS. 534 00:18:36,156 --> 00:18:37,157 - I KNOW, RIGHT? $100. 535 00:18:37,157 --> 00:18:39,369 - THAT IS SO STUPID. 536 00:18:39,369 --> 00:18:40,830 YOU KNOW WHAT? 537 00:18:40,830 --> 00:18:42,372 BEFORE I SIGN ANYTHING, I'M GONNA NEED 538 00:18:42,372 --> 00:18:45,915 JUST A COUPLE MORE LITTLE THINGS, JUST-- 539 00:18:45,915 --> 00:18:48,298 NOTHING CRAZY. NOTHING CRAZY. 540 00:18:50,250 --> 00:18:53,132 - SO, MR. PROSECUTOR, YOU GOOD WITH MR. CORDA'S REQUEST 541 00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:54,594 FOR MISDEMEANOR POSSESSION, THE FINE, 542 00:18:54,594 --> 00:18:56,306 AND ONE MANDATORY DRUG SEMINAR? 543 00:18:56,306 --> 00:18:58,888 - YES, SIR. - YOU GOOD, MR. CORDA? 544 00:18:58,888 --> 00:19:00,220 - YES, YOUR HONOR, WE'LL TAKE IT. 545 00:19:00,220 --> 00:19:03,313 - YOU GOOD, MR. GURANGO? 546 00:19:03,313 --> 00:19:05,185 ANY MORE PUFF, PUFF, PASS? 547 00:19:05,185 --> 00:19:06,396 - OH, YES, YOUR HONOR. 548 00:19:06,396 --> 00:19:07,227 - HMM? - OH, NO. 549 00:19:07,227 --> 00:19:09,108 OH, I MEANT NO. NO, YOUR HONOR. 550 00:19:09,108 --> 00:19:11,271 - YOU'RE NOT HIGH RIGHT NOW, ARE YOU? 551 00:19:11,271 --> 00:19:12,232 - YOU DON'T HAVE TO ANSWER THAT. 552 00:19:12,232 --> 00:19:15,195 - OKAY, YEAH, VERY HIGH. 553 00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:20,410 WAIT, DID YOU SAY I DO HAVE TO ANSWER THAT 554 00:19:20,410 --> 00:19:22,332 OR I DON'T HAVE TO ANSWER THAT? 555 00:19:22,332 --> 00:19:24,414 - LET'S CLOSE OUR MOUTH. LET'S CLOSE THE MOUTH RIGHT NOW. 556 00:19:24,414 --> 00:19:25,785 PUBLIC INTOXICATION? 557 00:19:25,785 --> 00:19:27,287 WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? 558 00:19:27,287 --> 00:19:29,919 I AM LITERALLY RUINING MY LIFE TRYING TO HELP YOU, 559 00:19:29,919 --> 00:19:31,251 AND YOU KEEP SCREWING EVERYTHING UP. 560 00:19:31,251 --> 00:19:33,343 JESUS CHRIST, WHAT IS THE GODDAMN POINT? 561 00:19:37,347 --> 00:19:39,058 - ARE YOU OKAY? 562 00:19:39,058 --> 00:19:40,350 - YEAH, I'M FINE. I'M FINE, THANK YOU. 563 00:19:40,350 --> 00:19:42,432 THANK YOU. 564 00:19:42,432 --> 00:19:44,264 - OH, I THINK THAT ONE'S GOING UP. 565 00:19:44,264 --> 00:19:45,565 - NINA, I AM SORRY, BUT I GIVE UP, 566 00:19:45,565 --> 00:19:47,687 AND I AM GOING TO THE ROOF. 567 00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:51,150 - OH, GOD, ALAN BUSHMEEL. 568 00:19:51,150 --> 00:19:52,812 OH... 569 00:19:55,485 --> 00:19:58,908 CARLOS, NO, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS. 570 00:19:58,908 --> 00:20:00,700 YOU JUST HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR. 571 00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:02,322 - LIVE FOR? 572 00:20:02,322 --> 00:20:05,245 I CAME UP HERE TO SNEAK A CIGARETTE. 573 00:20:05,245 --> 00:20:07,206 WHAT, DID YOU THINK I WAS GONNA JUMP? 574 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:09,249 - WELL, I DON'T KNOW, AFTER THE DAY YOU HAD. 575 00:20:09,249 --> 00:20:12,922 - TODAY WAS NOTHING. GOD, ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 576 00:20:12,922 --> 00:20:15,925 THIS IS JUST THE WAY IT IS. 577 00:20:15,925 --> 00:20:20,009 - YOU MEAN THIS IS AVERAGE? 578 00:20:20,009 --> 00:20:21,341 - DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT. 579 00:20:21,341 --> 00:20:23,343 SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR, ET CETERA, ET CETERA. 580 00:20:23,343 --> 00:20:26,726 - DID YOU JUST SAY, "ET CETERA, ET CETERA"? 581 00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:28,308 - YOU'RE STILL HERE, AREN'T YOU? 582 00:20:33,022 --> 00:20:36,316 - HEY, FINALLY POPPED YOUR PLEA DEAL CHERRY? 583 00:20:36,316 --> 00:20:37,317 PROUD OF YOU, KID. 584 00:20:40,820 --> 00:20:42,322 - HEY, THERE'S A BIG SQUARE THING HERE FOR YOU, 585 00:20:42,322 --> 00:20:47,417 AND IT'S HOLDING A BOX. 586 00:20:47,417 --> 00:20:50,580 - AH, LEGALLY, I DON'T THINK YOU'RE ALLOWED TO BE HERE. 587 00:20:50,580 --> 00:20:54,294 - TOO BAD, LOOKS GREAT IN HERE. 588 00:20:54,294 --> 00:20:56,716 DEAL'S A DEAL. 589 00:20:56,716 --> 00:21:00,880 SEE YOU LATER. 590 00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:05,094 - HEY, I MAY HAVE CUT A DEAL, BUT I TOTALLY WON THAT DEAL. 591 00:21:05,094 --> 00:21:09,769 COMPLIMENTS OF THE DISTRICT ATTORNEY'S OFFICE. 592 00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:11,981 - OH, MY GOD! 593 00:21:15,945 --> 00:21:16,696 [excited chatter] 594 00:21:16,696 --> 00:21:19,819 - WOW. 595 00:21:19,819 --> 00:21:23,112 OH, HI. 596 00:21:23,112 --> 00:21:24,744 - THEY HAVE SO LITTLE. 597 00:21:24,744 --> 00:21:26,456 - OH. 42340

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