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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:03,754 - YOUR HONOR, MY CLIENT REQUESTS O.R. 2 00:00:03,754 --> 00:00:05,336 - THE DEFENDANT HAS MULTIPLE FAILURES TO APPEAR 3 00:00:05,336 --> 00:00:07,048 ON MULTIPLE PRIORS. 4 00:00:07,048 --> 00:00:08,759 - YOUR HONOR, MY CLIENT'S F.T.A.s 5 00:00:08,759 --> 00:00:11,392 ARE DUE TO EMPLOYMENT AND CHILD CARE ISSUES, 6 00:00:11,392 --> 00:00:17,518 NOT BECAUSE SHE'S LIVING SOME BUCOLIC LIFE IN TUSCANY. 7 00:00:17,518 --> 00:00:18,729 - THAT WAS AN EASY ONE. 8 00:00:18,729 --> 00:00:20,351 OBJECTION, THE DEFENDANT IS A FLIGHT RISK. 9 00:00:20,351 --> 00:00:22,193 - SUSTAINED. 10 00:00:22,193 --> 00:00:23,144 - [whispering] WELL PLAYED. 11 00:00:23,144 --> 00:00:24,315 - WELL PLAYED WHAT? 12 00:00:24,315 --> 00:00:26,147 THE JUDGE IS TOTALLY GONNA DENY. 13 00:00:26,147 --> 00:00:28,149 - YOUR HONOR, PERMISSION TO APPROACH THE BENCH. 14 00:00:28,149 --> 00:00:30,701 - NO, IT'S--IT'S THE GAME. 15 00:00:30,701 --> 00:00:33,154 THE STENOGRAPHER HAS A WORD OF THE DAY CALENDAR. 16 00:00:33,154 --> 00:00:34,705 YOU GET A WORD, AND YOU HAVE TO INCORPORATE IT 17 00:00:34,705 --> 00:00:37,078 INTO THE PROCEEDING WITHOUT THE JUDGE KNOWING. 18 00:00:37,078 --> 00:00:40,211 - HOW VERY ADULT. 19 00:00:40,211 --> 00:00:41,662 WHAT IS THAT? WHAT IS THAT? 20 00:00:41,662 --> 00:00:43,464 - OH, THAT'S A DOOZY. THAT'S HIS BONUS WORD. 21 00:00:43,464 --> 00:00:45,086 HE'S NEVER GONNA BE ABLE TO USE IT. 22 00:00:45,086 --> 00:00:48,129 - YOUR HONOR, MY CLIENT HAS A FAMILY. 23 00:00:48,129 --> 00:00:52,803 SHE'S NOT GONNA FLOAT AWAY WITH AN UMBRELLA LIKE MARY POPPINS. 24 00:00:52,803 --> 00:00:54,765 SUPERCALIFRAGILISTIC- EXPIALIDOCIOUS. 25 00:00:54,765 --> 00:00:56,137 - WHAT? - POOF--SHE DISAPPEARS. 26 00:00:56,137 --> 00:00:59,730 YOUR HONOR, PLEASE. 27 00:00:59,730 --> 00:01:01,642 - DEFENSE'S O.R. REQUEST DENIED. 28 00:01:01,642 --> 00:01:03,484 BAIL IS SET AT $10,000. 29 00:01:03,484 --> 00:01:05,736 WE'RE GONNA TAKE A FIVE-MINUTE RECESS. 30 00:01:05,736 --> 00:01:07,528 - I WANT TO CLAP SO HARD RIGHT NOW. 31 00:01:07,528 --> 00:01:08,779 - SO STUPID. 32 00:01:08,779 --> 00:01:10,361 - FIST BUMP, REALLY? YOU JUST LOST. 33 00:01:10,361 --> 00:01:11,742 - NO, I KILLED TRENT. TWO, ZIP. 34 00:01:11,742 --> 00:01:14,245 HE COULDN'T EVEN GET "OSMOSIS" IN PLAY. 35 00:01:14,245 --> 00:01:16,117 - OKAY, I'M TALKING ABOUT YOUR BAIL REQUEST. 36 00:01:16,117 --> 00:01:18,329 - WHAT? NO. THAT WAS NEVER GONNA HAPPEN. 37 00:01:18,329 --> 00:01:20,371 YOU ARE UP. "LOQUACIOUS" IS YOUR WORD. 38 00:01:20,371 --> 00:01:21,792 - YOUR WORD IS "UNPROFESSIONAL." 39 00:01:21,792 --> 00:01:22,703 - OH, I'M SORRY. 40 00:01:22,703 --> 00:01:24,125 YOUR WORD IS "NO SENSE OF HUMOR, NO FUN." 41 00:01:24,125 --> 00:01:25,126 - I HAVE A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR. 42 00:01:25,126 --> 00:01:26,627 - OH, YEAH? SAY SOMETHING FUNNY. 43 00:01:26,627 --> 00:01:28,259 - YOU, YOU'RE--YOU'RE-- 44 00:01:28,259 --> 00:01:29,340 YOU ARE BUTT. YOU'RE BUTT. 45 00:01:29,340 --> 00:01:31,132 - UH-HUH. 46 00:01:31,132 --> 00:01:33,134 - [sighs] 47 00:01:33,134 --> 00:01:34,595 - BET YOU'VE NEVER SEEN TWO IN A ROW, HUH? 48 00:01:34,595 --> 00:01:36,387 - I'LL GET WORKING ON A COMMEMORATIVE PLAQUE. 49 00:01:36,387 --> 00:01:37,558 - AH. 50 00:01:37,558 --> 00:01:39,180 - DO YOU P.D.s HAVE WALLS THESE DAYS TO HANG IT ON? 51 00:01:39,180 --> 00:01:40,851 - WE DO. WE DON'T HAVE NAILS, THOUGH. 52 00:01:40,851 --> 00:01:42,433 - [laughs] 53 00:01:42,433 --> 00:01:44,645 YOU'RE FUNNY. 54 00:01:44,645 --> 00:01:48,229 - MAYBE YOU'D LIKE TO GO OUT AND GRAB A DRINK SOMETIME? 55 00:01:48,229 --> 00:01:49,780 - NO. 56 00:01:49,780 --> 00:01:52,733 - SEE, THAT-- THAT WAS FUNNY. 57 00:01:52,733 --> 00:01:53,654 [groovy rock music] 58 00:01:53,654 --> 00:01:55,736 - ♪ HEY NOW 59 00:01:57,738 --> 00:01:59,740 ♪ HEY NOW 60 00:02:02,413 --> 00:02:05,666 - YOWZA. THAT WAS PRETTY HARSH. 61 00:02:05,666 --> 00:02:08,169 - OH, WHAT? $10,000 FOR BAIL? YEAH. 62 00:02:08,169 --> 00:02:09,550 - NO, I WAS TALKING ABOUT GETTING SHOT DOWN 63 00:02:09,550 --> 00:02:11,342 BY MILDRED BOOBWELL IN THERE. 64 00:02:11,342 --> 00:02:13,384 - SHE SAID SHE ONLY DATES CONTENDERS. 65 00:02:13,384 --> 00:02:14,675 WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? 66 00:02:14,675 --> 00:02:15,676 - YOU'RE NOT SERIOUS. 67 00:02:15,676 --> 00:02:16,637 - NO, I REALLY WANT TO KNOW. 68 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:18,469 - NO, THAT'S THE ANSWER. YOU'RE NOT SERIOUS. 69 00:02:18,469 --> 00:02:19,930 - THAT'S NOT EVEN TRUE. 70 00:02:19,930 --> 00:02:21,932 - JUST THE LOSER I'M LOOKING FOR. 71 00:02:21,932 --> 00:02:23,314 POKER NIGHT'S AT MY PLACE THURSDAY. 72 00:02:23,314 --> 00:02:24,525 DON'T FORGET, PHILBO. 73 00:02:24,525 --> 00:02:26,397 - OH, DON'T YOU FORGET, SAMWISE CRAPTREE, 74 00:02:26,397 --> 00:02:27,728 AND GET A FAN FOR YOUR PLACE; 75 00:02:27,728 --> 00:02:29,270 YOUR APARTMENT SMELLS LIKE A TEN-YEAR FART. 76 00:02:29,270 --> 00:02:30,481 AH! [laughs] 77 00:02:30,481 --> 00:02:32,233 - WOW. YOU KNOW WHAT? I STAND CORRECTED. 78 00:02:32,233 --> 00:02:34,275 I DON'T KNOW WHY SHE'S NOT DATING YOU 79 00:02:34,275 --> 00:02:35,656 RIGHT THIS INSTANT. 80 00:02:39,450 --> 00:02:41,622 IT'S JUST, WOMEN WANT A TOUCH OF STABILITY, 81 00:02:41,622 --> 00:02:43,414 WHICH MEANS SHOWING AN ABILITY TO BE SERIOUS 82 00:02:43,414 --> 00:02:44,705 FOR MORE THAN FIVE SECONDS. 83 00:02:44,705 --> 00:02:45,916 I MEAN, YOU-- YOU GOOF OFF. 84 00:02:45,916 --> 00:02:47,288 YOU BREEZE THROUGH CASES. 85 00:02:47,288 --> 00:02:48,709 YOU PLAY WORD GAMES IN COURT. 86 00:02:48,709 --> 00:02:49,670 - YEAH, TO LIGHTEN THE MOOD 87 00:02:49,670 --> 00:02:51,252 OF AN OTHERWISE SOUL-CRUSHING ENVIRONMENT. 88 00:02:51,252 --> 00:02:52,753 - RIGHT, AND THAT MAKES YOU FUN 89 00:02:52,753 --> 00:02:54,255 BUT JUST NOT RELATIONSHIP MATERIAL. 90 00:02:54,255 --> 00:02:56,887 I THINK THE TERM IS LIKE A-- A "GOOD TIME CHARLIE." 91 00:02:56,887 --> 00:02:58,349 - A GOOD TIME CHARLIE, HUH? 92 00:02:58,349 --> 00:02:59,510 IS THAT WHAT THE DAMES ARE SAYING 93 00:02:59,510 --> 00:03:01,602 DOWN AT THE GIN JOINT, AUNT MABEL? 94 00:03:01,602 --> 00:03:04,435 SPEAKING OF WHICH... 95 00:03:04,435 --> 00:03:05,806 - OH, BOY, SEE? 96 00:03:05,806 --> 00:03:07,438 GOOD TIME CHARLIES AREN'T WHO YOU MARRY. 97 00:03:07,438 --> 00:03:09,230 THEY'RE WHO YOU SHOOT POOL WITH ON A TUESDAY NIGHT 98 00:03:09,230 --> 00:03:11,232 AND WIND UP BONING ON A FUTON. 99 00:03:11,232 --> 00:03:12,613 - BURT'S HAVING HEMORRHOID SURGERY. 100 00:03:12,613 --> 00:03:13,814 I'M ASSIGNING CASES. 101 00:03:13,814 --> 00:03:16,317 - OOH. GIVE ME THE SERIOUS ONES. 102 00:03:16,317 --> 00:03:17,578 - B&E, TWO DEFENDANTS. 103 00:03:17,578 --> 00:03:18,989 POOR KID GETS YOU, 104 00:03:18,989 --> 00:03:20,821 BUT THE RICH KID HIRED HIS OWN LAWYER. 105 00:03:20,821 --> 00:03:22,823 GEORGE GRUMBEIGH. - UGH... 106 00:03:22,823 --> 00:03:23,874 - WHAT? WHY? WHO'S HE? 107 00:03:23,874 --> 00:03:25,246 - HE'S A HIGH-END PRIVATE LAWYER. 108 00:03:25,246 --> 00:03:26,877 HE'S GOT A FACE LIKE A MOON ROCK, 109 00:03:26,877 --> 00:03:27,708 SNEAKY AS A BAG OF SNAKES. 110 00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:29,500 HE'S GOT A REP FOR DICKING PEOPLE OVER 111 00:03:29,500 --> 00:03:30,501 JUST TO GET HIS CLIENT OFF. 112 00:03:30,501 --> 00:03:31,752 HE SPECIALIZES IN 113 00:03:31,752 --> 00:03:33,334 THROWING HIS CODEFENDANTS UNDER THE BUS. 114 00:03:33,334 --> 00:03:34,385 - [gasps] 115 00:03:34,385 --> 00:03:35,716 A BADASS LAWYER-- 116 00:03:35,716 --> 00:03:36,757 MY KIND OF PEOPLE. 117 00:03:36,757 --> 00:03:38,969 - OOH, SHARK WOMAN STRIKES AGAIN. 118 00:03:38,969 --> 00:03:40,341 I THINK YOU DREW BLOOD. 119 00:03:40,341 --> 00:03:41,302 - NO, I'M NOT A SHARK WOMAN. 120 00:03:41,302 --> 00:03:42,723 IT'S JUST THAT THIS CASE 121 00:03:42,723 --> 00:03:44,765 OBVIOUSLY NEEDS A SERIOUS LAWYER. 122 00:03:44,765 --> 00:03:46,807 - OKAY, WELL, HAVE FUN, SHARKY. 123 00:03:46,807 --> 00:03:47,898 - WELL, HAVE FUN WITH YOUR WORD GAMES. 124 00:03:47,898 --> 00:03:49,480 MICAH, YOU'RE WITH ME TODAY. 125 00:03:49,480 --> 00:03:50,611 - HMM? MM-MM. NO. 126 00:03:50,611 --> 00:03:51,692 YOU CANNOT HAVE MICAH. I NEED HER. 127 00:03:51,692 --> 00:03:53,944 - OH, YOU NEED HER FOR YOUR MAD LIBS? 128 00:03:53,944 --> 00:03:55,566 MICAH, ON ME. 129 00:03:55,566 --> 00:03:56,947 - MICAH. 130 00:03:56,947 --> 00:03:59,780 - I FEEL LIKE THE KID IN KRAMER VS. KRAMER. 131 00:03:59,780 --> 00:04:02,283 - SERIOUSLY, COME ON. WHO CARES WHAT SHE THINKS? 132 00:04:02,283 --> 00:04:03,914 - EXACTLY, RIGHT-- WAIT, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT 133 00:04:03,914 --> 00:04:05,576 THE STENOGRAPHER, RIGHT, OR ARE YOU-- 134 00:04:05,576 --> 00:04:06,997 - YEAH, I-- - DOESN'T MATTER. 135 00:04:06,997 --> 00:04:10,040 I'M SERIOUS, RIGHT, AND SUCCESSFUL? 136 00:04:10,040 --> 00:04:12,503 - WELL, WE'RE PUBLIC DEFENDERS. HOW SUCCESSFUL CAN WE BE? 137 00:04:12,503 --> 00:04:15,296 BUT YOU'RE THE KING OF COURTS. YOU ARE A FUN GUY. 138 00:04:15,296 --> 00:04:17,338 - A CLOWN? - NO, YOU'RE NOT A CLOWN. 139 00:04:17,338 --> 00:04:19,430 YOU'RE THE OTHER, THE ROYAL-- 140 00:04:19,430 --> 00:04:21,842 UH, GUY'S GOT A HAT WITH BELLS, AND... 141 00:04:21,842 --> 00:04:23,013 - OH, A JESTER? 142 00:04:23,013 --> 00:04:24,515 GOD. THAT'S WORSE. 143 00:04:24,515 --> 00:04:25,516 - JESTER! THAT'S IT. 144 00:04:25,516 --> 00:04:26,977 - 'CAUSE AS IN, LIKE, COURT JESTER. 145 00:04:26,977 --> 00:04:28,689 - YES, 'CAUSE OF OUR JOBS, EXACTLY. 146 00:04:28,689 --> 00:04:30,521 YOU SEE, THAT'S WHY YOU'RE THE FUNNY GUY. 147 00:04:30,521 --> 00:04:31,852 THAT'S WHY YOU'RE THE COOL GUY. 148 00:04:31,852 --> 00:04:33,394 HEY, BARRY, ANOTHER ROUND, PLEASE. 149 00:04:33,394 --> 00:04:34,895 - YEAH, YEP. - UH, YOU KNOW WHAT? 150 00:04:34,895 --> 00:04:36,397 I'M GOOD. I'M GONNA TAKE OFF. 151 00:04:36,397 --> 00:04:37,398 - HEY, KNOCK, KNOCK. 152 00:04:37,398 --> 00:04:38,238 - WHO'S THERE? 153 00:04:38,238 --> 00:04:40,661 - THE BEST DARN JESTER IN THE WORLD. 154 00:04:40,661 --> 00:04:42,403 - THAT'S NOT HOW KNOCK KNOCK JOKES WORK. 155 00:04:42,403 --> 00:04:43,404 - WELL, TEACH ME. 156 00:04:43,404 --> 00:04:44,535 - I'M GONNA GO. 157 00:04:44,535 --> 00:04:46,537 - IT'S A-- I NEVER LEARNED IT! 158 00:04:46,537 --> 00:04:47,498 YOU'RE THE MASTER. 159 00:04:47,498 --> 00:04:49,460 I'M GONNA NEED A CAB. 160 00:04:52,873 --> 00:04:54,415 - THEY'RE LATE. PROBABLY TRYING TO RATTLE US. 161 00:04:54,415 --> 00:04:57,918 SEE IF WE SPOOK EASY. 162 00:04:57,918 --> 00:04:58,969 - THAT GUY LOOKS LIKE A MOON ROCK. 163 00:04:58,969 --> 00:05:01,882 - AH, MR. GRUMBEIGH, 164 00:05:01,882 --> 00:05:02,723 WE'RE NOT GONNA PLEAD GUILTY. 165 00:05:02,723 --> 00:05:04,094 I HAVE A PLAN: MUTUAL DEFENSE. 166 00:05:04,094 --> 00:05:05,386 I CAN GET THEM BOTH OFF. 167 00:05:05,386 --> 00:05:07,097 - I'M MR. GRUMBEIGH'S PARALEGAL. 168 00:05:07,097 --> 00:05:08,018 I JUST FILED AN EXTENSION. 169 00:05:08,018 --> 00:05:11,522 HE'D LOVE TO DISCUSS THE CASE OVER DINNER TONIGHT. 170 00:05:11,522 --> 00:05:12,933 HIS CELL'S ON THE BACK. 171 00:05:12,933 --> 00:05:14,485 - THANK YOU. 172 00:05:14,485 --> 00:05:17,488 THE OLD DINNER MEETING TRICK-- CLASSIC. 173 00:05:17,488 --> 00:05:18,859 - WATCH THE DOOR THERE. 174 00:05:20,991 --> 00:05:23,944 - LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE FOUND THE RIGHT END OF THEIR RAZOR. 175 00:05:23,944 --> 00:05:26,447 - WHO ORDERED THE DISCOUNT DON DRAPER? 176 00:05:26,447 --> 00:05:28,659 - YOU, YOU'RE WITH ME. LOOK ALIVE. 177 00:05:28,659 --> 00:05:32,583 I WAIT FOR NO ONE TODAY. 178 00:05:32,583 --> 00:05:34,505 SO HERE'S WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN: I'M GONNA WIN THIS CASE, 179 00:05:34,505 --> 00:05:35,876 YOU'RE GONNA RECONSIDER EVERYTHING, 180 00:05:35,876 --> 00:05:36,957 AND THEN YOU AND I ARE GONNA GO TO DINNER. 181 00:05:36,957 --> 00:05:38,719 - SOUNDS PRETTY SERIOUS. 182 00:05:38,719 --> 00:05:40,511 - THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING. 183 00:05:40,511 --> 00:05:41,301 NAH. 184 00:05:41,301 --> 00:05:43,844 - OKAY, PEOPLE VS. LEVON VELASQUEZ. 185 00:05:43,844 --> 00:05:46,056 - TO THE BREAKING AND ENTERING, THE PEOPLE ADD EVADING, 186 00:05:46,056 --> 00:05:48,729 RESISTING ARREST, ASSAULTING A POLICE OFFICER, 187 00:05:48,729 --> 00:05:50,521 CURFEW VIOLATION, AND ASSOCIATING 188 00:05:50,521 --> 00:05:51,602 WITH KNOWN GANG MEMBERS. 189 00:05:51,602 --> 00:05:54,815 - IS...THAT ALL? 190 00:05:54,815 --> 00:05:56,477 - OH, AND, UH... 191 00:05:56,477 --> 00:05:57,818 YEAH, ATTEMPTED MURDER. 192 00:06:03,824 --> 00:06:05,656 - MR. GRUMBEIGH? 193 00:06:05,656 --> 00:06:06,827 GEORGE. - NO. 194 00:06:10,491 --> 00:06:12,493 - ARE THERE ANY CRATER-FACED OLD GEEZERS 195 00:06:12,493 --> 00:06:14,625 JUST KIND OF SITTING AROUND WAITING FOR SOMEONE? 196 00:06:14,625 --> 00:06:15,796 NO, RIGHT. 197 00:06:15,796 --> 00:06:18,419 - AH, MR. GOLD. RIGHT THIS WAY. 198 00:06:22,633 --> 00:06:24,094 - HI, MR. GRUMBEIGH, THIS IS NINA WHITLEY. 199 00:06:24,094 --> 00:06:25,846 YEAH, IF YOU WANT TO PLAY GAMES, THAT'S FINE. 200 00:06:25,846 --> 00:06:27,468 I WILL GUT YOU LIKE A FISH, 201 00:06:27,468 --> 00:06:29,890 AND I WILL USE YOUR SKIN AS A SHOWER CURTAIN. 202 00:06:29,890 --> 00:06:30,681 - MISS WHITLEY? 203 00:06:30,681 --> 00:06:32,973 - NOT EVEN AS A CURTAIN, AS A LINER. 204 00:06:32,973 --> 00:06:36,647 YOU KNOW WHAT, AND SENDING SOME ABERCROMBIE MODEL ASSISTANT 205 00:06:36,647 --> 00:06:37,728 TO THE MEETING-- WOW. 206 00:06:37,728 --> 00:06:39,980 - I'M GEORGE GRUMBEIGH JR. 207 00:06:39,980 --> 00:06:42,613 - GEORGE... GRUMBEIGH JR. 208 00:06:42,613 --> 00:06:43,694 - WAS THAT MESSAGE FOR ME? 'CAUSE THAT'S-- 209 00:06:43,694 --> 00:06:44,945 - WHAT? 210 00:06:44,945 --> 00:06:47,698 SPIDER ON YOUR PHONE. DID YOU SEE THAT? 211 00:06:52,743 --> 00:06:53,744 - I'M SORRY ABOUT EARLIER. 212 00:06:53,744 --> 00:06:54,915 IT'S JUST THAT YOUR DAD HAS THIS REPUTATION 213 00:06:54,915 --> 00:06:56,537 OF BEING THIS GREAT WHITE SHARK. 214 00:06:56,537 --> 00:06:58,669 - WELL, HE'S SEMIRETIRED NOW, WEARS CROCS. 215 00:06:58,669 --> 00:06:59,880 YOU KNOW THE STORY. 216 00:06:59,880 --> 00:07:01,672 I'M THINKING THE '89 LARAT. 217 00:07:01,672 --> 00:07:03,464 THAT'S OKAY WITH YOU, RIGHT? 218 00:07:03,464 --> 00:07:05,716 - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 219 00:07:05,716 --> 00:07:08,549 I MEAN, I'LL JUST GO TAKE OUT A QUICK SMALL BUSINESS LOAN. 220 00:07:08,549 --> 00:07:11,051 - NO, NO, THIS IS ON THE GREAT WHITE SHARK'S EXPENSE ACCOUNT. 221 00:07:11,051 --> 00:07:12,853 - OH, OKAY, WELL, THEN, IN THAT CASE, 222 00:07:12,853 --> 00:07:14,895 I WILL HAVE THE SCALLOPS 223 00:07:14,895 --> 00:07:17,478 AND THE BEET SALAD AND THE SQUAB THING 224 00:07:17,478 --> 00:07:18,859 AND THE NEW YORK STRIP. 225 00:07:18,859 --> 00:07:20,691 NEVER HAVE THE SURF WITHOUT THE TURF. 226 00:07:20,691 --> 00:07:21,862 DOCTOR TOLD ME THAT. 227 00:07:21,862 --> 00:07:23,023 - I'M GONNA HAVE EXACTLY 228 00:07:23,023 --> 00:07:24,525 WHAT THE STARVING HOBO LADY'S GONNA HAVE. 229 00:07:24,525 --> 00:07:26,867 [laughter] 230 00:07:26,867 --> 00:07:29,239 - WELL, AT LEAST YOU'RE GONNA FILL ME WITH GOOD FOOD AND WINE 231 00:07:29,239 --> 00:07:31,492 BEFORE YOUR THROW MY CLIENT AND ME UNDER THE BUS. 232 00:07:31,492 --> 00:07:33,033 - I'M NOT MY DAD. 233 00:07:33,033 --> 00:07:33,954 - NO JOKE-- YOU DO NOT HAVE A MOON CRATER 234 00:07:33,954 --> 00:07:34,995 WHERE YOUR FACE SHOULD BE. 235 00:07:34,995 --> 00:07:36,206 - A WHAT NOW? 236 00:07:36,206 --> 00:07:37,207 - MM? NO, NOTHING. 237 00:07:37,207 --> 00:07:38,749 SO BACK TO DAD. 238 00:07:38,749 --> 00:07:40,751 IS THIS GONNA BE AN ISSUE I CAN EXPLOIT? 239 00:07:40,751 --> 00:07:43,794 YOU FEEL A LITTLE INADEQUATE TO TAKE OVER HIS LEGACY? 240 00:07:43,794 --> 00:07:46,136 - NO, I DON'T WANT HIS LEGACY. 241 00:07:46,136 --> 00:07:48,759 HE'S A GREAT LAWYER, BUT HE WORKED SO HARD THAT, YOU KNOW, 242 00:07:48,759 --> 00:07:50,931 MY MOM LEFT HIM, AND HE DIDN'T REALIZE IT FOR THREE DAYS. 243 00:07:50,931 --> 00:07:52,142 - OH. 244 00:07:52,142 --> 00:07:55,516 - CAN YOU IMAGINE NEEDING TO WIN THAT BAD? 245 00:07:55,516 --> 00:07:57,728 YEAH, I BOUGHT IN FULL BORE, IDOLIZED HIM, 246 00:07:57,728 --> 00:07:59,940 AND THEN ALL MY RELATIONSHIPS STARTED FALLING APART, 247 00:07:59,940 --> 00:08:01,562 IMPLODING LIKE THE HINDENBURG, SO-- 248 00:08:01,562 --> 00:08:04,565 - FULL DISCLOSURE, I WAS ON THE HINDENBURG. 249 00:08:04,565 --> 00:08:05,986 MAN, I SET THAT BITCH ON FIRE. 250 00:08:05,986 --> 00:08:07,738 - I BET YOU DID. 251 00:08:11,161 --> 00:08:12,823 - I GUESS I DIDN'T LOSE EVERYTHING 'CAUSE OF WORK, 252 00:08:12,823 --> 00:08:15,666 JUST, YOU KNOW, A FIANCE, MY LOFT, 253 00:08:15,666 --> 00:08:18,789 JOB, MERCEDES. 254 00:08:18,789 --> 00:08:21,291 I GUESS I DID LOSE EVERYTHING. 255 00:08:21,291 --> 00:08:23,083 - YEAH, WELL, HERE'S AN IDEA: 256 00:08:23,083 --> 00:08:24,124 WE SHOULD GO OUT SOMETIME. 257 00:08:24,124 --> 00:08:25,716 FINISH THIS CASE, 258 00:08:25,716 --> 00:08:28,799 I'LL TAKE YOU TO DINNER WITH MY CREDIT CARD. 259 00:08:28,799 --> 00:08:31,051 - YOU KNOW, THAT'D ACTUALLY BE REALLY NICE. 260 00:08:33,894 --> 00:08:35,976 [engine squealing] 261 00:08:35,976 --> 00:08:39,189 [brakes squeak] 262 00:08:39,189 --> 00:08:40,190 OH... 263 00:08:40,190 --> 00:08:41,351 - THIS IS YOU? - YEAH. 264 00:08:41,351 --> 00:08:43,063 - YOU MIGHT WANT TO HAVE SOMEBODY CHECK UNDER YOUR HOOD. 265 00:08:43,063 --> 00:08:44,565 LOOKS LIKE THERE MIGHT BE SOME RUST 266 00:08:44,565 --> 00:08:45,776 IN YOUR UNDERCARRIAGE THERE. 267 00:08:45,776 --> 00:08:46,737 - WELL, I'M NOT GONNA LIE. 268 00:08:46,737 --> 00:08:48,649 IT'S BEEN QUITE A WHILE 269 00:08:48,649 --> 00:08:50,571 SINCE ANYONE'S CHECKED UNDER MY HOOD. 270 00:08:50,571 --> 00:08:52,743 - WELL, IT'S NOTHING A LITTLE LUBE WON'T FIX. 271 00:08:52,743 --> 00:08:54,745 - NOT IF YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING. 272 00:08:54,745 --> 00:08:57,788 - I'M NOT A CAR MECHANIC. 273 00:08:57,788 --> 00:08:59,790 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT. 274 00:08:59,790 --> 00:09:01,161 - YOUR CAR. 275 00:09:03,664 --> 00:09:05,756 - GOOD NIGHT, COUNSELOR. 276 00:09:05,756 --> 00:09:07,588 SEE YOU IN THE MORNING. 277 00:09:13,263 --> 00:09:15,175 - THANKS FOR GIVING ME YOUR TURN AT THE GAME, MAN. 278 00:09:15,175 --> 00:09:16,767 I'M REALLY GONNA NAIL IT. 279 00:09:16,767 --> 00:09:18,058 - ALL RIGHT, WELL, JUST DON'T COUNT YOUR CHICKENS. 280 00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:20,180 ALL RIGHT, SOMETIMES YOU GET A WORD LIKE "SESQUIPEDALIAN," 281 00:09:20,180 --> 00:09:21,852 AND IT'S OVER BEFORE IT STARTS. 282 00:09:21,852 --> 00:09:23,644 - I FIGURED THE CLERK GETS HER WORDS 283 00:09:23,644 --> 00:09:24,945 FROM ONE OF THESE CALENDARS. 284 00:09:24,945 --> 00:09:26,146 "TURGID," EASY. 285 00:09:26,146 --> 00:09:27,858 OKAY, "AMELIORATE," PIECE OF CAKE. 286 00:09:27,858 --> 00:09:31,241 I HOPE I GET "BEDASH." CURTAINS BEDASHED WITH BLOOD. 287 00:09:31,241 --> 00:09:32,823 - I LIKE IT. 288 00:09:32,823 --> 00:09:34,364 - HEY, PHIL, DON'T PANIC, 289 00:09:34,364 --> 00:09:39,289 BUT THERE'S AN ACTUAL BOOK ON YOUR DESK, AND IT'S OPEN. 290 00:09:39,289 --> 00:09:41,081 - SO HOW WAS THE BUSINESS DINNER, HUH? 291 00:09:41,081 --> 00:09:42,793 WHO DEVOURED WHOM? 292 00:09:42,793 --> 00:09:43,914 IT'S A SHARK JOKE. 293 00:09:43,914 --> 00:09:45,916 - UH, NO ONE DEVOURED ANYONE. 294 00:09:45,916 --> 00:09:48,048 ACTUALLY, IT WAS-- IT WAS REALLY NICE. 295 00:09:48,048 --> 00:09:49,670 - NICE? EW. 296 00:09:49,670 --> 00:09:51,712 YOU COZIED UP WITH OLD MAN GRUMBEIGH. 297 00:09:51,712 --> 00:09:53,053 THAT'S, LIKE, DADDY ISSUES. 298 00:09:53,053 --> 00:09:55,636 - NO, NOT OLD MAN GRUMBEIGH, GRUMBEIGH JR. 299 00:09:55,636 --> 00:09:56,847 - JUNIOR? 300 00:09:56,847 --> 00:09:58,348 - YEAH, WE HAD A GREAT STRATEGY SESSION, 301 00:09:58,348 --> 00:10:01,722 LOVELY DINNER, AND MADE PLANS TO GO OUT AGAIN. 302 00:10:01,722 --> 00:10:04,645 - HUH, WELL, I STAND CORRECTED. 303 00:10:04,645 --> 00:10:06,687 - ABOUT WHAT? - THAT YOU'RE A SHARK PERSON. 304 00:10:06,687 --> 00:10:09,940 YEAH, SHARKS DON'T GET GOOGLY-EYED OVER OTHER SHARKS. 305 00:10:09,940 --> 00:10:11,692 - UNLESS THEY'RE HAMMERHEADS. GET IT? 306 00:10:11,692 --> 00:10:13,824 OH, NO, TECHNICALLY THEY'RE NOT GOOGLY-EYED... 307 00:10:13,824 --> 00:10:15,195 - YOU'RE CLEARLY NOT A SHARK, LIKE, AT ALL. 308 00:10:15,195 --> 00:10:17,237 - OKAY, WELL, I CAN BE A SHARK IF I GOT TO BE A SHARK. 309 00:10:17,237 --> 00:10:20,290 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "CLEARLY NOT"? 310 00:10:20,290 --> 00:10:26,086 - OKAY, LET ME GUESS. FRENCH RESTAURANT, HMM? 311 00:10:26,086 --> 00:10:27,297 WHO PAID? 312 00:10:27,297 --> 00:10:29,379 - I OFFERED TO, BUT HE-- - BUT HE DID. 313 00:10:29,379 --> 00:10:31,011 WHEN HE WAS TRYING TO MAKE A POINT, 314 00:10:31,011 --> 00:10:33,383 DID HE TOUCH YOUR ARM JUST SO? 315 00:10:33,383 --> 00:10:36,426 IT'S TEXTBOOK-- A LITTLE WINE, MAKE YOU LAUGH, 316 00:10:36,426 --> 00:10:38,759 MAYBE TALK ABOUT HIS FAMILY, SHOW A LITTLE VULNERABILITY. 317 00:10:38,759 --> 00:10:40,140 - THAT IS CALLED BEING A GENTLEMAN. 318 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:41,852 IT'S NOT HIM PLAYING ME. - OKAY. 319 00:10:41,852 --> 00:10:44,024 HOW ABOUT AT THE END OF THE NIGHT? 320 00:10:44,024 --> 00:10:46,767 WAS THERE THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHERE HE LEANS IN 321 00:10:46,767 --> 00:10:50,901 JUST A TINY BIT, AND YOU'RE LIKE, 322 00:10:50,901 --> 00:10:52,863 "IS THIS MAYBE A KISS? 323 00:10:52,863 --> 00:10:55,866 DO I LEAN IN TOO?" 324 00:10:55,866 --> 00:10:59,780 - WHY WOULD HE-- YOU DO THAT? 325 00:10:59,780 --> 00:11:04,705 - WELL, BECAUSE IF YOU LEAN IN AFTER I'VE LEANED IN, 326 00:11:04,705 --> 00:11:08,709 I KNOW I GOT YOU. 327 00:11:08,709 --> 00:11:10,711 GLAD I WAS WRONG ABOUT YOU, WHITLEY. 328 00:11:10,711 --> 00:11:11,882 YOU'RE NOT A SHARK. 329 00:11:11,882 --> 00:11:13,003 YOU'RE CHUM. 330 00:11:19,559 --> 00:11:21,181 YOUR HONOR, THE DEFENSE WOULD LIKE TO CALL 331 00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:23,854 OFFICER SAM STANTON. 332 00:11:23,854 --> 00:11:25,856 - GO EASY, UNLESS YOU WANT WARM BEER TONIGHT. 333 00:11:25,856 --> 00:11:29,399 - OH, NOTHING YOU CAN'T HANDLE, BROSEPH. 334 00:11:29,399 --> 00:11:31,772 OFFICER STANTON, HOW YOU DOING TODAY? 335 00:11:31,772 --> 00:11:32,903 - GREAT. - GREAT. 336 00:11:32,903 --> 00:11:34,314 THEN WHY DON'T YOU TELL THE COURT 337 00:11:34,314 --> 00:11:36,737 WHY YOU FLAT-OUT LIED ON YOUR POLICE REPORT? 338 00:11:41,822 --> 00:11:45,375 HEY, YOU RUNNING A 5K HERE, SAM? HOLD UP. 339 00:11:45,375 --> 00:11:46,787 - WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT, MAN? 340 00:11:46,787 --> 00:11:48,038 YOU PRACTICALLY RIPPED MY DICK OFF 341 00:11:48,038 --> 00:11:49,459 AND STOMPED ON IT IN FRONT OF EVERYONE. 342 00:11:49,459 --> 00:11:50,630 - OH, COME ON, SAM. 343 00:11:50,630 --> 00:11:52,963 YOU KNOW THAT THIS IS A ADVERSARIAL SYSTEM OF JUSTICE. 344 00:11:52,963 --> 00:11:56,757 - PHIL, PHIL, HOW WOULD YOU USE THE WORD "VOCIFEROUS"? 345 00:11:56,757 --> 00:11:58,138 - HEY, CARMEN, DO YOU PLAY CARDS? 346 00:11:58,138 --> 00:11:59,970 - YES. 347 00:11:59,970 --> 00:12:00,801 - A SPOT JUST OPENED UP. 348 00:12:00,801 --> 00:12:02,392 BE THERE. 349 00:12:02,392 --> 00:12:04,104 - YES! IT'S CARLOS! 350 00:12:04,104 --> 00:12:05,896 BUT I-- I'VE BEEN WAITING FOREVER 351 00:12:05,896 --> 00:12:06,897 TO GET INTO THIS GAME. 352 00:12:06,897 --> 00:12:07,848 DUDE, WE'RE GONNA HAVE A BLAST. 353 00:12:07,848 --> 00:12:10,981 - NOPE, I'M THE SPOT THAT JUST CAME OPEN. 354 00:12:10,981 --> 00:12:12,152 - WELL, WHY'D YOU COME OPEN? 355 00:12:12,152 --> 00:12:14,234 - HE REMOVED SAM'S DICK IN COURT AND STOMPED ON IT. 356 00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:15,816 - OOH, THAT WOULD DO IT. 357 00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:23,994 - AH, YOUR OFFICE LOOKS A LOT LIKE A HOTEL ROOM. 358 00:12:23,994 --> 00:12:25,786 - [laughs] NO. 359 00:12:25,786 --> 00:12:27,828 OUR OFFICES ARE IN MALIBU, SO I SET UP HERE FOR THE TRIAL. 360 00:12:27,828 --> 00:12:30,000 - HMM. - NOW, LET ME SHOW YOU MY STUFF. 361 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,872 - OH-HO! YOUR STUFF. 362 00:12:31,872 --> 00:12:33,834 OKAY, WELL, I MEAN, OUR CLIENTS ARE GONNA BE HERE, 363 00:12:33,834 --> 00:12:35,375 BUT, YEAH, LET'S PUT A SOCK ON THE DOORKNOB. 364 00:12:35,375 --> 00:12:36,837 [cell phone chiming] 365 00:12:36,837 --> 00:12:38,839 [laughter] 366 00:12:40,680 --> 00:12:43,804 SO WE AGREE THAT WE'RE FIGHTING THESE CASES TOGETHER, RIGHT? 367 00:12:43,804 --> 00:12:46,016 AND WE'RE NOT TAKING ANY-- I DON'T KNOW-- 368 00:12:46,016 --> 00:12:50,941 SIDE DEAL FROM SOME D.A.s WE'RE SUDDENLY TEXTING WITH? 369 00:12:50,941 --> 00:12:52,943 - WHAT? NO, DON'T BE RIDICULOUS. 370 00:12:52,943 --> 00:12:53,894 JUST SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT. 371 00:12:53,894 --> 00:12:57,027 - OKAY, WELL, I ORGANIZED EVERYTHING AS WE DISCUSSED 372 00:12:57,027 --> 00:12:59,239 AND GOT THIS-- ONE, TWO, THREE... 373 00:12:59,239 --> 00:13:00,861 - ONE SECOND. 374 00:13:03,954 --> 00:13:06,286 BUSINESS BEFORE PLEASURE. 375 00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:09,870 - IT IS DANDRUFF. YOU KNOW WHAT? IT IS. 376 00:13:09,870 --> 00:13:11,251 - COURT'S ADJOURNED. 377 00:13:15,085 --> 00:13:16,877 - OKAY, SO WE GOT YOU BAIL. 378 00:13:16,877 --> 00:13:18,418 WE KILLED OFFICER STANTON'S TESTIMONY. 379 00:13:18,418 --> 00:13:19,840 - AT THE COST OF BEING THROWN OUT 380 00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:21,882 OF THE BEST POKER GAME OF ALL TIME. 381 00:13:21,882 --> 00:13:23,423 - YEAH, THE ONLY EVIDENCE WE'RE VULNERABLE ON 382 00:13:23,423 --> 00:13:25,976 IS THE PART ABOUT HOW STANTON GAVE YOU THE BLACK EYE. 383 00:13:25,976 --> 00:13:26,847 - IT WASN'T HIM. 384 00:13:26,847 --> 00:13:28,929 - WELL, THEN WHO WAS IT? COME ON. 385 00:13:28,929 --> 00:13:31,271 THIS IS THE ONE THING THAT WE CAN USE TO GET YOU OFF. 386 00:13:31,271 --> 00:13:34,104 I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU HERE. 387 00:13:34,104 --> 00:13:35,936 OH, IS THAT YOUR GIRLFRIEND? 388 00:13:35,936 --> 00:13:38,859 - SO CAN I GO? 389 00:13:38,859 --> 00:13:40,490 - WHAT HAPPENED TO HER HAND? 390 00:13:40,490 --> 00:13:42,282 - DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 391 00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:52,873 - LEVON, SHE GAVE YOU THE BLACK EYE. 392 00:13:52,873 --> 00:13:54,214 DID YOU CATCH HIM WITH ANOTHER WOMAN? 393 00:13:54,214 --> 00:13:57,007 SHE GOES NUTS, POPS YOU IN THE FACE. 394 00:13:57,007 --> 00:13:59,089 THE COPS, LOOKING FOR WHO ASSAULTED THEM IN THE DARK, 395 00:13:59,089 --> 00:14:00,921 PICK UP THE FIRST MEXICAN GUY THEY SEE WITH A BLACK EYE. 396 00:14:00,921 --> 00:14:01,882 AM I RIGHT? 397 00:14:01,882 --> 00:14:04,464 DON'T BE EMBARRASSED. IT'S A MODERN WORLD. 398 00:14:04,464 --> 00:14:07,557 THERE'S FEMINISM NOW. ANYBODY CAN BEAT ANYBODY UP. 399 00:14:07,557 --> 00:14:08,558 LEVON, BE A MAN. 400 00:14:08,558 --> 00:14:10,971 TELL THEM THAT YOUR GIRLFRIEND KICKED YOUR ASS. 401 00:14:10,971 --> 00:14:11,731 [grunts] 402 00:14:15,025 --> 00:14:17,477 SO I'LL SEE YOU BACK HERE TOMORROW. 403 00:14:17,477 --> 00:14:19,940 - WELL, IF OUR GUYS ARE TELLING THE TRUTH ABOUT THE TIMELINE, 404 00:14:19,940 --> 00:14:23,243 THEN WE MAY ACTUALLY HAVE A SEMBLANCE OF AN ALIBI. 405 00:14:23,243 --> 00:14:24,154 - YOU KNOW, IT'S FUNNY. 406 00:14:24,154 --> 00:14:26,036 MY CLIENT TOLD ME 407 00:14:26,036 --> 00:14:27,577 THAT YOUR CLIENT WAS DRIVING THAT NIGHT, 408 00:14:27,577 --> 00:14:29,039 BUT IT DOESN'T SAY THAT, 409 00:14:29,039 --> 00:14:31,041 YOU KNOW, IN THE FILE YOU GAVE ME. 410 00:14:31,041 --> 00:14:34,544 SO IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU'RE LEAVING OUT? 411 00:14:34,544 --> 00:14:37,047 - UH, WHOOPS. 412 00:14:37,047 --> 00:14:37,998 YOU INTERESTED IN HAVING A DRINK? 413 00:14:37,998 --> 00:14:39,549 STRICTLY PROFESSIONAL, OF COURSE, 414 00:14:39,549 --> 00:14:40,961 UNTIL THE TRIAL'S DONE. 415 00:14:40,961 --> 00:14:42,592 - YEAH. - YEAH? 416 00:14:42,592 --> 00:14:44,634 - YEAH, THAT'D BE NICE. - GOOD. 417 00:14:44,634 --> 00:14:48,178 - DID YOU--DID YOU GO TO THE GYM IN THAT SHIRT, OR... 418 00:14:48,178 --> 00:14:50,140 - I'M A LITTLE-- [clears throat] 419 00:14:50,140 --> 00:14:53,143 - YEAH, MAYBE CHANGE. - YEAH, I'M GONNA DO THAT. 420 00:14:53,143 --> 00:14:54,274 - TAKE YOUR TIME. 421 00:14:54,274 --> 00:14:56,516 [cell phone chimes] 422 00:14:56,516 --> 00:14:59,069 SON OF A BITCH. 423 00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:07,697 - PURPLE'S TOO PEACOCKY, OR... 424 00:15:07,697 --> 00:15:09,619 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - AHA. 425 00:15:09,619 --> 00:15:12,162 "PROPOSED SETTLEMENT, S.P." SPAULDING PRATT? 426 00:15:12,162 --> 00:15:13,533 - STEPHANIE PLUMMER. 427 00:15:13,533 --> 00:15:15,165 IT'S A CIVIL THING. IT'S GOT NOTHING TO DO-- 428 00:15:15,165 --> 00:15:17,167 - ALL RIGHT, WELL, HOW ABOUT THIS LITTLE CHAT? 429 00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:18,999 "ANY WORD?" "WORKING ON IT." 430 00:15:18,999 --> 00:15:20,250 PENNEBAKER, THE FREAKING D.A. 431 00:15:20,250 --> 00:15:21,671 - CAN I HAVE MY PHONE BACK, PLEASE? 432 00:15:21,671 --> 00:15:23,093 - AHA. SO IT'S LIKE THAT. 433 00:15:23,093 --> 00:15:24,004 - IT'S NOT LIKE ANYTHING. 434 00:15:24,004 --> 00:15:25,045 - YOU'RE TEXTING WITH THE D.A. 435 00:15:25,045 --> 00:15:26,136 WHEN WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE 436 00:15:26,136 --> 00:15:28,178 WORKING TOGETHER ON A CODEFENSE HERE. 437 00:15:28,178 --> 00:15:30,010 I CAN'T BELIEVE I FELL FOR IT. 438 00:15:30,010 --> 00:15:32,262 THE ARM TOUCHING, THE DINNER--UGH. 439 00:15:32,262 --> 00:15:35,105 - WHAT I AM STILL WORKING ON WITH THE D.A. 440 00:15:35,105 --> 00:15:36,016 IS MY GOLF GAME. 441 00:15:36,016 --> 00:15:37,437 - WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU 442 00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:40,440 HIDE THIS A LITTLE BETTER WHEN I CAME IN THE ROOM? 443 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,362 - BECAUSE IT'S THE ROOM SERVICE MENU. 444 00:15:42,362 --> 00:15:45,115 - OH, YEAH? "'CAUSE IT'S THE ROOM SERVICE MENU." 445 00:15:45,115 --> 00:15:48,568 $8 M&M'S. NOW, THAT'S THE REAL CRIME. 446 00:15:50,620 --> 00:15:52,372 SO NO ON THE DRINK, PROBABLY. 447 00:15:58,788 --> 00:16:01,081 - FROM THE JUDGE. 448 00:16:01,081 --> 00:16:02,212 YOUR THIRD STRIKE PETITION WAS APPROVED. 449 00:16:02,212 --> 00:16:04,584 - YES! NO THIRD STRIKE. 450 00:16:04,584 --> 00:16:06,006 GANG INJUNCTION CRUSHED, 451 00:16:06,006 --> 00:16:08,008 WITNESS CRUSHED, ALIBI ESTABLISHED. 452 00:16:08,008 --> 00:16:09,849 I AM GONNA GO POLISH MY CLOSE. 453 00:16:09,849 --> 00:16:11,181 I'M SORRY. THAT SOUNDED DIRTY. 454 00:16:11,181 --> 00:16:12,142 I'M GONNA GO MASTURBATE, 455 00:16:12,142 --> 00:16:13,643 THAN FINISH MY CLOSING ARGUMENT. 456 00:16:13,643 --> 00:16:15,935 I THOUGHT THAT WAS FUNNY. 457 00:16:15,935 --> 00:16:17,937 - GOOD MOR-- HOLY SH--, PHIL. 458 00:16:17,937 --> 00:16:19,229 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE? 459 00:16:19,229 --> 00:16:21,191 - OH, I GOT PUNCHED IN IT. HOW WAS POKER? 460 00:16:21,191 --> 00:16:26,196 - WELL, I LOST $1,000, BUT SAM BROUGHT OUT SOME HOT DOGS. 461 00:16:26,196 --> 00:16:28,488 AND I ATE FOUR... - UH-HUH. 462 00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:30,240 - AT THE SAME TIME, SO EVERYBODY WAS LAUGHING. 463 00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:32,282 - UH-HUH. - AND THEY CALLED ME 464 00:16:32,282 --> 00:16:34,664 WEINER MOUTH, BECAUSE OF THE HOT DOGS... 465 00:16:34,664 --> 00:16:36,666 - UH-HUH. - I THINK. 466 00:16:36,666 --> 00:16:39,079 - UH-HUH. - WHERE DID PHIL GO? 467 00:16:39,079 --> 00:16:42,502 WOW, YOU MUST REALLY WANT TO DATE THIS STENOGRAPHER. 468 00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:44,924 IS IT HER FINGERS? 469 00:16:44,924 --> 00:16:48,088 - YEAH, SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 470 00:16:48,088 --> 00:16:51,051 - UGH. [sighs] 471 00:16:51,051 --> 00:16:54,054 - OKAY, YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS TO TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED 472 00:16:54,054 --> 00:16:55,635 BETWEEN YOU AND "HUMP ME" GRUMBEIGH 473 00:16:55,635 --> 00:16:57,097 BEFORE I GOT TO FINISH WINNING THIS CASE. 474 00:16:57,097 --> 00:16:58,728 - OKAY, WELL, EVERYTHING WAS GOING GREAT-- 475 00:16:58,728 --> 00:17:01,141 WOW. WHAT KICKED YOU IN THE FACE? 476 00:17:01,141 --> 00:17:02,102 - DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT. WHAT HAPPENED? 477 00:17:02,102 --> 00:17:03,903 YOU GOT THAT "WHEELS CAME OFF" LOOK. 478 00:17:03,903 --> 00:17:06,066 - HE CAUGHT ME GOING THROUGH HIS BRIEFCASE, 479 00:17:06,066 --> 00:17:08,528 'CAUSE THERE WERE SOME TEXTS AND VOICE MAILS ON HIS PHONE. 480 00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:09,909 - REAL QUICK, DID THEY NOT TEACH YOU 481 00:17:09,909 --> 00:17:12,112 PROPER SNOOPING AT STANFORD LAW? 482 00:17:12,112 --> 00:17:14,114 - THIS IS YOUR FAULT, JUST SO YOU KNOW. 483 00:17:14,114 --> 00:17:15,075 YEAH, YOU GOT ME ALL PARANOID 484 00:17:15,075 --> 00:17:16,656 WITH YOUR LITTLE RICO SUAVE DEMO. 485 00:17:16,656 --> 00:17:18,158 - MY FAULT? NO, NO, YOU WENT THROUGH 486 00:17:18,158 --> 00:17:19,749 THIS GUY'S BRIEFCASE BECAUSE DESPITE YOUR DENIALS, 487 00:17:19,749 --> 00:17:21,751 YOU'RE A SHARK PERSON. 488 00:17:21,751 --> 00:17:25,125 YEAH, OKAY, I MAY NOT BE SERIOUS ENOUGH FOR YOU WOMEN-- 489 00:17:25,125 --> 00:17:28,218 LUCY--BUT YOU'RE NOT FIT FOR HUMAN SOCIETY. 490 00:17:28,218 --> 00:17:29,799 - I AM NOT A SHARK PERSON. 491 00:17:29,799 --> 00:17:33,093 - FINE, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT A REGULAR NON-SHARK PERSON DOES? 492 00:17:33,093 --> 00:17:34,174 - WHAT? 493 00:17:34,174 --> 00:17:35,175 - NONE OF THE STUFF YOU'RE DOING. 494 00:17:35,175 --> 00:17:37,347 - OH, OKAY, SO I'M JUST SUPPOSED TO LEAVE MYSELF VULNERABLE 495 00:17:37,347 --> 00:17:38,308 TO, LIKE, A SNEAK ATTACK OR A SURPRISE ATTACK 496 00:17:38,308 --> 00:17:39,599 OR OTHER WHATEVER ATTACKS? 497 00:17:39,599 --> 00:17:41,141 - I DON'T KNOW. YOU KNOW BEST. 498 00:17:41,141 --> 00:17:43,143 JUST FOLLOW YOUR INSTINCTS. 499 00:17:43,143 --> 00:17:44,984 - OH, OKAY, I'LL FOLLOW MY INSTINCTS. 500 00:17:44,984 --> 00:17:47,687 I'LL SNIFF OUT FOR BLOOD AND THEN STRIKE FROM THE DEPTHS. 501 00:17:47,687 --> 00:17:51,151 - NO, THAT WASN'T A SHARK JOKE. HUMAN BEINGS HAVE INSTINCTS TOO. 502 00:17:51,151 --> 00:17:52,532 - OKAY. 503 00:17:55,034 --> 00:17:57,327 - HEY. - HEY. 504 00:17:57,327 --> 00:17:59,119 CAN I JUST SAY THAT WHAT I DID AT THE HOTEL 505 00:17:59,119 --> 00:18:01,791 WAS INEXCUSABLE? AND I'M SORRY. 506 00:18:01,791 --> 00:18:04,294 - NO NEED TO APOLOGIZE. MY EMOTIONS WERE STIRRED UP TOO. 507 00:18:04,294 --> 00:18:05,755 - OH, SWEET JESUS, THANK GOD. 508 00:18:05,755 --> 00:18:07,257 I JUST THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA HATE ME 509 00:18:07,257 --> 00:18:08,378 AND THAT YOU WERE GONNA NEVER TAKE ME OUT AGAIN. 510 00:18:08,378 --> 00:18:10,260 I MEAN, NOT THAT YOU HAVE TO TAKE ME OUT EVERY TIME. 511 00:18:10,260 --> 00:18:11,761 I CAN TAKE YOU OUT. DO YOU LIKE QUIZNOS OR... 512 00:18:11,761 --> 00:18:14,134 [laughter] 513 00:18:14,134 --> 00:18:17,217 - YOU KNOW, INSTEAD OF QUIZNOS, 514 00:18:17,217 --> 00:18:20,640 MAYBE WE SHOULD TRY NOUVEAU CHINESE, ON ME? 515 00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:22,182 - I COULD BE CONVINCED OF THAT, BUT, I MEAN, 516 00:18:22,182 --> 00:18:24,354 IF YOU HAVEN'T TRIED THE TOASTY BREAD... 517 00:18:24,354 --> 00:18:26,396 - I'M GLUTEN-FREE, OBVIOUSLY. 518 00:18:26,396 --> 00:18:28,728 THAT'S GREAT, BECAUSE I READ ABOUT THIS AMAZING PLACE 519 00:18:28,728 --> 00:18:30,570 DOWNTOWN, SO... 520 00:18:34,404 --> 00:18:36,406 YOUR HONOR, I WOULD LOVE TO REQUEST A SIDEBAR 521 00:18:36,406 --> 00:18:38,037 BEFORE WE BEGIN. 522 00:18:38,037 --> 00:18:40,160 - YOUR HONOR, WE ACCEPT THE PEOPLE'S ORIGINAL PLEA OFFER. 523 00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:42,622 MY CLIENT WILL ACCEPT A REDUCED CHARGE OF TRESPASSING 524 00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:44,624 IN EXCHANGE FOR A TESTIMONY AGAINST MR. GRUMBEIGH'S CLIENT, 525 00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:46,206 MR. PRATT. 526 00:19:00,099 --> 00:19:01,351 - SEEM TO BE MISSING SOMETHING. 527 00:19:01,351 --> 00:19:02,182 - WHAT? OH, NO, MY CLIENT 528 00:19:02,182 --> 00:19:04,264 IS JUST RUNNING A FEW MINUTES BEHIND. 529 00:19:04,264 --> 00:19:08,318 AH, THERE'S THE TRUSTY INTERN. WHAT NEWS? 530 00:19:08,318 --> 00:19:10,320 - I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT EVEN THOUGH YOU DID THIS 531 00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:12,192 FOR A DATE WITH BOOBS, I APPRECIATE ALL YOU'VE DONE, 532 00:19:12,192 --> 00:19:14,234 AND I HAVE NEW RESPECT-- 533 00:19:14,234 --> 00:19:15,865 - YEAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. WHERE'S LEVON? 534 00:19:15,865 --> 00:19:17,367 - YOU WANT THE GOOD NEWS OR BAD NEWS? 535 00:19:17,367 --> 00:19:19,989 - BAD NEWS FIRST. - LEVON'S JUST BEEN PICKED UP. 536 00:19:19,989 --> 00:19:21,281 HE JUMPED BAIL, STOLE A CAR, TRIED TO FLEE, 537 00:19:21,281 --> 00:19:23,243 AND DROVE IT INTO A POLE. 538 00:19:23,243 --> 00:19:26,996 - JESUS. WHAT'S THE GOOD NEWS? 539 00:19:26,996 --> 00:19:29,289 - OOPS. UM, I SET THAT UP WRONG, 540 00:19:29,289 --> 00:19:31,130 - MOTHERF-- 541 00:19:32,502 --> 00:19:36,256 - HEY, SO THAT HAPPENED. 542 00:19:36,256 --> 00:19:38,428 HEY, NOW THAT BUSINESS IS DONE, WE CAN HAVE DINNER, 543 00:19:38,428 --> 00:19:40,510 LIKE TWO HUMANS-- 544 00:19:40,510 --> 00:19:43,102 - IF I WANTED TO DATE MY DAD, I WOULD JUST DATE MY DAD. 545 00:19:43,102 --> 00:19:45,475 I KNOW THAT SOUNDS REALLY WEIRD, BUT I DON'T REALLY CARE, 546 00:19:45,475 --> 00:19:47,357 BECAUSE IT'S THE ONLY ANALOGY I CAN THINK OF 547 00:19:47,357 --> 00:19:49,229 WHEN I'M THIS FURIOUS. 548 00:19:49,229 --> 00:19:50,440 YOU'RE PATHOLOGICAL. 549 00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:51,861 - SO... 550 00:19:54,274 --> 00:19:55,865 NO ON THE DIN-DIN. 551 00:20:01,661 --> 00:20:03,202 both: BUY ME A DRINK. 552 00:20:06,496 --> 00:20:08,248 - SOUNDS LIKE YOU DID SOME PRETTY SWEET LAWYERING. 553 00:20:08,248 --> 00:20:10,290 MAYBE YOU ARE SERIOUS. 554 00:20:10,290 --> 00:20:11,421 - I TOLD YOU ALL ALONG. 555 00:20:11,421 --> 00:20:13,543 - YEAH, BUT THEN HE JUMPED BAIL ANYWAY. 556 00:20:13,543 --> 00:20:15,134 SO IT'S LIKE EVEN WHEN YOU WIN-- - YOU LOSE. 557 00:20:15,134 --> 00:20:16,095 SEE WHY WE NEED THE GAMES? 558 00:20:16,095 --> 00:20:18,298 - YEAH. OH, NO, NO. 559 00:20:18,298 --> 00:20:19,469 [murmuring] 560 00:20:19,469 --> 00:20:22,972 OH, LOOK, I'M PACKING... 561 00:20:22,972 --> 00:20:23,973 FROM HIS MINIBAR. 562 00:20:23,973 --> 00:20:25,184 - NOW I KNOW WHY PEOPLE SAY 563 00:20:25,184 --> 00:20:26,396 THAT LAWYERS AREN'T TRUSTWORTHY. 564 00:20:26,396 --> 00:20:28,308 - SEE, I AM FUN. - EH. 565 00:20:28,308 --> 00:20:30,480 - AND I TOOK HIS ETHERNET CABLE. 566 00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:32,312 YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MANY OF THESE THINGS. 567 00:20:32,312 --> 00:20:33,403 - THE JUDGE CAUGHT ME. 568 00:20:33,403 --> 00:20:35,855 - OH, NO. - I GOT "ELVER." 569 00:20:35,855 --> 00:20:37,277 DO YOU KNOW WHAT "ELVER" IS? 570 00:20:37,277 --> 00:20:38,408 - YEAH, IT'S A JUVENILE EEL. 571 00:20:38,408 --> 00:20:41,321 - YOU MOTHER-- FINE. 572 00:20:41,321 --> 00:20:42,282 DO YOU KNOW HOW I SLIPPED IT 573 00:20:42,282 --> 00:20:44,123 INTO A TRIPLE HOMICIDE PROCEEDING? 574 00:20:44,123 --> 00:20:45,495 I DIDN'T. 575 00:20:45,495 --> 00:20:47,287 I JUST YELLED IT OUT, APROPOS OF NOTHING. 576 00:20:47,287 --> 00:20:50,129 "ELVER!" AND GOT HELD IN CONTEMPT. 577 00:20:50,129 --> 00:20:52,502 I HAD IT. I HAD IT, YOU GUYS. 578 00:20:52,502 --> 00:20:54,424 I HAD A GLIMPSE OF WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO BE THAT COOL, 579 00:20:54,424 --> 00:20:58,428 FUN GUY, AND IT SLIPPED AWAY LIKE A SWARM OF ELVERS. 580 00:20:58,428 --> 00:20:59,759 AH... 581 00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:01,341 - YOU KNOW WHAT, GUYS? THIS ROUND'S ON ME. 582 00:21:01,341 --> 00:21:03,092 - ACTUALLY, I HAVE A DATE WITH LUCY. 583 00:21:03,092 --> 00:21:04,974 - WHAT? - WITH BOOBS? YOU LOST. 584 00:21:04,974 --> 00:21:06,346 - YEAH, BUT YOU GET POINTS FOR EFFORT. 585 00:21:06,346 --> 00:21:07,937 WHO KNEW? 586 00:21:07,937 --> 00:21:09,439 - BUT... - PHIL... 587 00:21:14,063 --> 00:21:15,234 - YOUR HONOR, ONE MORE ITEM. 588 00:21:15,234 --> 00:21:16,526 - TELL HIM THAT HE'S LOOKING MAGISTERIAL. 589 00:21:16,526 --> 00:21:17,607 - OKAY, I WILL. 590 00:21:17,607 --> 00:21:19,319 I'M FILING A MOTION FOR CONTINUANCE. 591 00:21:19,319 --> 00:21:22,702 - OR TELL HIM THAT TRENT HAS HANDLED THIS CASE 592 00:21:22,702 --> 00:21:24,404 IN AN ALOOF, MAGISTERIAL WAY. 593 00:21:24,404 --> 00:21:28,207 - THE D.A. HAS HANDLED THIS CASE IN AN ALOOF, MAGISTERIAL WAY. 594 00:21:28,207 --> 00:21:29,208 - MOTION DENIED. 595 00:21:29,208 --> 00:21:31,711 DEFENDANT REMANDED TO CUSTODY. 596 00:21:31,711 --> 00:21:35,335 - YEAH, POINT FOR OUR TEAM. - YEAH. 597 00:21:35,335 --> 00:21:36,966 - LOSER. AHEM. 598 00:21:36,966 --> 00:21:37,967 THAT'S LIKE... 599 00:21:37,967 --> 00:21:40,129 [coughing] LOSER, LOSER, LOSER. 600 00:21:40,129 --> 00:21:41,801 - REAL MATURE. - YOU'RE REAL MATURE. 601 00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:43,593 - YEAH, NO, YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU'RE FUN. 602 00:21:43,593 --> 00:21:46,015 - I AM FUN. - YEAH. 43779

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