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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,173 --> 00:00:03,504 [elevator dings] 2 00:00:03,504 --> 00:00:06,507 [people chatting] 3 00:00:08,549 --> 00:00:10,341 - HEY, WE'RE STILL ON THE CLOCK, 4 00:00:10,341 --> 00:00:12,553 SO EVERYBODY DRINK TWO GLASSES. 5 00:00:12,553 --> 00:00:13,684 [laughter] 6 00:00:13,684 --> 00:00:15,976 EVERYBODY HERE? WHERE'S NINA? 7 00:00:15,976 --> 00:00:18,439 PROBABLY ON THE PHONE WITH THREE COUNTRIES AT ONCE, 8 00:00:18,439 --> 00:00:20,061 HAVING HER WAY WITH THEM. 9 00:00:20,061 --> 00:00:22,563 TAKE IT EASY, NINA, AND GET IN HERE. 10 00:00:22,563 --> 00:00:23,774 - [sniffling] 11 00:00:23,774 --> 00:00:24,775 - SO SINCE WE BROKE UP 12 00:00:24,775 --> 00:00:26,357 SEEMINGLY NOT TOO LONG AGO, 13 00:00:26,357 --> 00:00:27,698 I WANTED YOU TO HEAR I GOT ENGAGED FROM ME, 14 00:00:27,698 --> 00:00:29,200 NOT SOMEONE ELSE. 15 00:00:29,200 --> 00:00:32,203 - ARE YOU READY TO MAKE PARTNER OR WHAT? 16 00:00:32,203 --> 00:00:34,785 - OUT OF RESPECT FOR MARIA, I'VE JUST OPTED... 17 00:00:34,785 --> 00:00:36,157 - IT'S TRENT. - NOT TO INCLUDE YOU... 18 00:00:36,157 --> 00:00:38,249 - YOUR EX? 19 00:00:38,249 --> 00:00:41,462 - TRENT, I GOT TO GO, 'CAUSE THEY'RE ABOUT TO ANNOUNCE 20 00:00:41,462 --> 00:00:43,084 WHO MADE PARTNER, AND AS USUAL, 21 00:00:43,084 --> 00:00:46,547 YOUR TIMING IS IMPECCABLE, AND BY IMPECCABLE, 22 00:00:46,547 --> 00:00:49,590 I MEAN COLOSSALLY SH--TY. 23 00:00:49,590 --> 00:00:50,761 - FORGET TRENT. 24 00:00:50,761 --> 00:00:53,053 COME ON. 25 00:00:55,386 --> 00:00:57,057 - [groans] 26 00:00:58,729 --> 00:01:00,060 [sniffles] 27 00:01:03,394 --> 00:01:04,945 - THERE'S NINA. 28 00:01:04,945 --> 00:01:06,026 LET'S DO THIS. 29 00:01:06,026 --> 00:01:07,818 I WANT TO TAKE A MINUTE AND TALK ABOUT 30 00:01:07,818 --> 00:01:11,112 WHAT SETS THIS PERSON APART FROM EVERYONE. 31 00:01:11,112 --> 00:01:12,283 AND IT'S MORE THAN A WORK ETHIC. 32 00:01:12,283 --> 00:01:13,744 - YOU MUST BE BURSTING AT THE SEAMS. 33 00:01:13,744 --> 00:01:15,286 - YEAH. - BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. 34 00:01:15,286 --> 00:01:17,408 SCREW IT. YOU KNOW WHAT? LET'S JUST GET THIS DONE. 35 00:01:17,408 --> 00:01:19,960 THE NEWEST PARTNER OF SCHUSTER ALEXANDER IS... 36 00:01:19,960 --> 00:01:21,122 DEBBIE MATHERSONS. 37 00:01:21,122 --> 00:01:22,703 - OH! - ME? 38 00:01:22,703 --> 00:01:24,585 - NO. - REALLY, ME? 39 00:01:24,585 --> 00:01:27,628 - YOU. 40 00:01:27,628 --> 00:01:30,341 - WOW, DEBBIE. - OH. 41 00:01:30,341 --> 00:01:32,133 - CONGRATULATIONS. I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU. 42 00:01:32,133 --> 00:01:33,804 - OH, THANK YOU. 43 00:01:33,804 --> 00:01:35,386 THIS MUST BE A LITTLE BIT OF A SURPRISE THOUGH FOR YOU. 44 00:01:35,386 --> 00:01:36,387 - IT IS A SURPRISE. 45 00:01:36,387 --> 00:01:37,718 I MEAN, I DON'T THINK 46 00:01:37,718 --> 00:01:39,140 I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO'S SURPRISED. 47 00:01:39,140 --> 00:01:40,311 KEITH, YOU SURPRISED? - UM, SURE. 48 00:01:40,311 --> 00:01:42,723 A PLEASANT SURPRISE. - THANK YOU. 49 00:01:42,723 --> 00:01:44,024 ANYWAY, I JUST REALLY WANT TO SAY-- 50 00:01:44,024 --> 00:01:45,776 - I MEAN, DEBBIE IS A GOOD LAWYER, RIGHT? 51 00:01:45,776 --> 00:01:48,149 SHE'S NOT A BAD LAWYER. SHE'S A GOOD LAWYER. 52 00:01:48,149 --> 00:01:49,610 A GOOD LAWYER WITH GREAT BREASTS. 53 00:01:49,610 --> 00:01:51,071 [laughs] - OH. 54 00:01:51,071 --> 00:01:54,195 - WHERE AS WITH ME, YOU JUST GO AHEAD AND FLIP THAT. 55 00:01:54,195 --> 00:01:55,946 MY BREASTS AREN'T GONNA WIN ANY AWARDS. 56 00:01:55,946 --> 00:02:00,000 THAT WAS MY LAWYERING. LOTS OF AWARDS. 57 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:02,042 I'M SORRY. I'M MAKING THIS ABOUT ME. 58 00:02:02,042 --> 00:02:04,044 THIS IS NOT ABOUT ME. THIS IS YOUR MOMENT. 59 00:02:04,044 --> 00:02:06,167 - RIGHT. - THIS IS DEBBIE'S MOMENT. 60 00:02:06,167 --> 00:02:08,839 YEAH, DEBBIE, WHOO, UP TOP! 61 00:02:08,839 --> 00:02:10,010 YEAH. 62 00:02:10,010 --> 00:02:11,422 - ANYWAY, I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT-- 63 00:02:11,422 --> 00:02:13,013 - SERIOUSLY THOUGH? 64 00:02:13,013 --> 00:02:15,636 I HAVEN'T SLEPT MORE THAN TWO HOURS A NIGHT 65 00:02:15,636 --> 00:02:17,888 FOR THE PAST FIVE YEARS, AND YOU PASS OVER ME 66 00:02:17,888 --> 00:02:19,890 TO MAKE DEBBIE PARTNER? 67 00:02:19,890 --> 00:02:22,313 I MEAN, I CAN SEE WHY IT'S NOT NANCY. 68 00:02:22,313 --> 00:02:23,604 I MEAN, SHE'S FAILED THE BAR TWICE. 69 00:02:23,604 --> 00:02:25,105 AND RICK HAS YET TO WIN A CASE, 70 00:02:25,105 --> 00:02:27,067 AND HE STEALS TONER AND SELLS IT ON EBAY. 71 00:02:27,067 --> 00:02:29,190 BUT DEBBIE? 72 00:02:29,190 --> 00:02:31,031 I KICK DEBBIE'S ASS. 73 00:02:31,031 --> 00:02:32,363 I KICK ALL OF YOUR ASSES. 74 00:02:32,363 --> 00:02:34,195 [all exclaim] 75 00:02:34,195 --> 00:02:36,657 I HAD A FIANCE... [glass shatters] 76 00:02:36,657 --> 00:02:38,619 BUT I GAVE THE BEST YEARS OF MY LIFE 77 00:02:38,619 --> 00:02:42,993 TO THIS PLACE INSTEAD OF HIM, SO HE BROKE UP WITH ME, 78 00:02:42,993 --> 00:02:48,709 AND THREE MONTHS LATER, HE'S ENGAGED TO SOMEBODY ELSE. 79 00:02:48,709 --> 00:02:50,090 - TRENT'S ENGAGED? THAT'S FANTAS-- 80 00:02:50,090 --> 00:02:51,212 [all exclaim] 81 00:02:51,212 --> 00:02:55,256 - I GAVE YOU EVERYTHING FOR NOTHING. 82 00:02:57,218 --> 00:02:59,009 - NINA. 83 00:03:01,892 --> 00:03:03,143 [all exclaim] 84 00:03:03,143 --> 00:03:05,686 THAT WAS A GIFT FROM ELTON JOHN. 85 00:03:05,686 --> 00:03:08,809 - SHUT YOUR PIEHOLE, WINSTON. 86 00:03:08,809 --> 00:03:10,731 YOU WITH YOUR HALITOSIS 87 00:03:10,731 --> 00:03:12,523 AND YOUR OBVIOUS AFFECTION FOR DEBBIE'S TITS. 88 00:03:12,523 --> 00:03:14,365 - OH. 89 00:03:14,365 --> 00:03:17,368 - ENJOY THEM, 'CAUSE ME AND MY TINY LITTLE TITS 90 00:03:17,368 --> 00:03:21,952 ARE GONNA GO TO THE BAR AND GET TOILET-HUGGING DRUNK, 91 00:03:21,952 --> 00:03:25,876 SO ALL OF YOU CAN GO PISS UP A ROPE. 92 00:03:25,876 --> 00:03:28,879 [Muzak playing] 93 00:03:28,879 --> 00:03:33,133 ♪ 94 00:03:33,133 --> 00:03:35,095 [buttons clacking] 95 00:03:35,095 --> 00:03:37,678 - IT'S AFTER 5:00, SO YOU HAVE TO USE YOUR CARD. 96 00:03:37,678 --> 00:03:41,141 - RIGHT, THANK YOU. 97 00:03:41,141 --> 00:03:42,473 [scanner beeps] 98 00:03:42,473 --> 00:03:45,556 ♪ 99 00:03:45,556 --> 00:03:49,189 WOW, I WAS REALLY ANGRY EARLIER. 100 00:03:49,189 --> 00:03:50,771 BUT, I MEAN, COME ON, 101 00:03:50,771 --> 00:03:52,152 HAVEN'T YOU GUYS EVER GOTTEN UPSET BEFORE? 102 00:03:52,152 --> 00:03:54,064 JOHN, SAW YOU CRYING IN YOUR CAR. 103 00:03:54,064 --> 00:03:55,736 - I HAVE CANCER. 104 00:03:55,736 --> 00:03:57,858 - OKAY. 105 00:03:57,858 --> 00:04:00,160 - YOU KNOW YOU'RE NEVER GONNA WORK IN CORPORATE LAW AGAIN. 106 00:04:00,160 --> 00:04:01,992 - IS THAT RIGHT? WELL, WATCH ME. 107 00:04:01,992 --> 00:04:04,955 'CAUSE THE NEXT JOB I GET IS GONNA BE TEN TIMES BETTER 108 00:04:04,955 --> 00:04:06,166 THAN THIS ASS CARNIVAL. 109 00:04:06,166 --> 00:04:08,329 SAYONARA, MOTHER-[bleep]. 110 00:04:08,329 --> 00:04:09,960 [elevator dings] 111 00:04:13,173 --> 00:04:14,335 [sighs] 112 00:04:14,335 --> 00:04:15,586 [rock music] 113 00:04:15,586 --> 00:04:17,007 - ♪ HEY NOW 114 00:04:17,007 --> 00:04:20,010 ♪ 115 00:04:20,010 --> 00:04:20,971 ♪ HEY NOW 116 00:04:20,971 --> 00:04:23,974 ♪ 117 00:04:23,974 --> 00:04:25,346 ♪ HEY NOW 118 00:04:25,346 --> 00:04:27,888 [elevator dings] 119 00:04:27,888 --> 00:04:29,149 - EXCUSE ME. [clears throat] 120 00:04:29,149 --> 00:04:32,893 SORRY. EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME. 121 00:04:38,609 --> 00:04:41,992 [people chatting, baby crying] 122 00:04:41,992 --> 00:04:44,575 [hip-hop music] 123 00:04:44,575 --> 00:04:46,617 - ♪ I HAD A ROUGH YEAR 124 00:04:46,617 --> 00:04:48,168 ♪ BUT THERE'S NO GOING BACK 125 00:04:48,168 --> 00:04:49,209 ♪ WHEN YOUR SH-- IS ALL JACKED ♪ 126 00:04:49,209 --> 00:04:51,792 - NO. [speaking Spanish] 127 00:04:51,792 --> 00:04:54,545 [water sizzling] 128 00:04:54,545 --> 00:04:56,757 ♪ YOU JUST WANT TO RUN 129 00:04:56,757 --> 00:04:58,379 ♪ WHAT DO YOU WANT TO RUN FOR? ♪ 130 00:04:58,379 --> 00:05:00,050 ♪ WHY DO YOU RUN? 131 00:05:00,050 --> 00:05:01,131 ♪ WHAT DO YOU WANT TO RUN FOR? ♪ 132 00:05:01,131 --> 00:05:02,723 - YEAH, I UNDERSTAND THAT. 133 00:05:02,723 --> 00:05:03,724 - HI THERE. 134 00:05:03,724 --> 00:05:05,265 - CHERYL? 135 00:05:05,265 --> 00:05:07,978 YEAH, I UNDERSTAND, BUT SHE'S A PUBLIC DEFENDER, 136 00:05:07,978 --> 00:05:09,430 SHE'S NOT A CORRECTIONS OFFICER. 137 00:05:09,430 --> 00:05:11,061 CHERYL? - WHAT? 138 00:05:11,061 --> 00:05:13,273 - MAYBE YOU SHOULD COME IN HERE AND EXPLAIN TO THE WARDEN 139 00:05:13,273 --> 00:05:14,985 HOW YOU LOST HIS PRISONER. 140 00:05:14,985 --> 00:05:18,529 - MY EXPLANATION IS, APPARENTLY WHEN YOU LEAVE A CLIENT TO PEE, 141 00:05:18,529 --> 00:05:20,531 YOU HAVE TO TELL A GUARD OR THEY WON'T GUARD, 142 00:05:20,531 --> 00:05:22,282 WHICH YOU'D THINK THEY WOULD DO AUTOMATICALLY 143 00:05:22,282 --> 00:05:25,285 SINCE THEY ARE GUARDS, BUT APPARENTLY NOT. 144 00:05:25,285 --> 00:05:27,037 SO THE GUY ESCAPED. 145 00:05:27,037 --> 00:05:29,079 GREAT SUIT. THAT AIN'T FROM PENNEY'S. 146 00:05:29,079 --> 00:05:31,251 - OH, THANK YOU. IT'S NOT. 147 00:05:31,251 --> 00:05:33,083 SIR, I'M NINA WHITLEY, 148 00:05:33,083 --> 00:05:34,625 SO IF YOU COULD SHOW ME TO MY OFFICE, 149 00:05:34,625 --> 00:05:35,876 BE HAPPY TO GET STARTED. 150 00:05:35,876 --> 00:05:37,458 - OOH, NINA WHITLEY? 151 00:05:37,458 --> 00:05:39,089 THE CRAZY LADY WHO SMASHED A VASE 152 00:05:39,089 --> 00:05:41,051 OVER ELTON JOHN'S HEAD? 153 00:05:41,051 --> 00:05:42,633 YOU'RE A LEGEND. 154 00:05:42,633 --> 00:05:44,635 - THAT'S YOU. YOU GOT FIVE MINUTES. 155 00:05:44,635 --> 00:05:46,306 YEAH, HENRY, I'M STILL HERE. 156 00:05:46,306 --> 00:05:47,768 - I'M SORRY, FIVE MINUTES TO WHAT? 157 00:05:47,768 --> 00:05:49,179 - COURT. SESSION STARTS IN FIVE. 158 00:05:49,179 --> 00:05:50,431 GET A MOVE ON IT. - WHAT? 159 00:05:50,431 --> 00:05:53,564 THAT'S INSANE. 160 00:05:53,564 --> 00:05:58,108 I MEAN, YES, SIR. NOT A PROBLEM. 161 00:05:58,108 --> 00:05:59,690 - LISTEN, I HEARD ABOUT YOU. 162 00:05:59,690 --> 00:06:01,572 YOU'RE GONNA PUT A LID ON THESE TEMPER TANTRUMS. 163 00:06:01,572 --> 00:06:03,113 WE DON'T DO THAT AROUND HERE. 164 00:06:03,113 --> 00:06:05,285 HENRY, YOU GODDAMN POLACK, LISTEN TO ME! 165 00:06:05,285 --> 00:06:07,197 [all shouting] 166 00:06:07,197 --> 00:06:08,489 CUT IT OUT OUT THERE. 167 00:06:08,489 --> 00:06:10,871 TAKE THAT SH-- OUTSIDE. 168 00:06:10,871 --> 00:06:12,292 CUT IT OUT! 169 00:06:12,292 --> 00:06:14,204 GET THESE GUYS OUTSIDE. 170 00:06:14,204 --> 00:06:16,046 WHO'S YOUR PAROLE OFFICER? 171 00:06:16,046 --> 00:06:17,998 I'M WRITING YOU UP, KNUCKLEHEAD. 172 00:06:17,998 --> 00:06:19,840 YOU CAN'T PULL THIS SH-- IN HERE. 173 00:06:19,840 --> 00:06:21,502 CUT IT OUT! 174 00:06:21,502 --> 00:06:24,134 - SO ARE YOU THE NEW GAL? - YEAH. 175 00:06:24,134 --> 00:06:26,557 - IS IT TRUE THAT YOU WENT ALL GARY BUSEY 176 00:06:26,557 --> 00:06:28,138 AND SMASHED A LAMP IN GEORGE MICHAEL'S FACE? 177 00:06:28,138 --> 00:06:30,350 - WHAT? NO, IT WAS ELTON JOHN. 178 00:06:30,350 --> 00:06:31,812 AND HE WASN'T EVEN THERE. 179 00:06:31,812 --> 00:06:34,104 THAT WAS AN ISOLATED INCIDENT, OKAY? 180 00:06:34,104 --> 00:06:35,856 I'M JUST GONNA... 181 00:06:35,856 --> 00:06:37,017 - PAY YOUR DUES. 182 00:06:37,017 --> 00:06:38,939 PLAY NICE. SLUM IT HERE FOR A WHILE, 183 00:06:38,939 --> 00:06:41,111 SIX MONTHS, EARN YOUR WAY BACK TO MONEY LAW. 184 00:06:41,111 --> 00:06:43,153 - NICE TO MEET YOU TOO. 185 00:06:43,153 --> 00:06:45,526 I'M NINA, AND I'M HOPING IT'S MORE LIKE THREE MONTHS. 186 00:06:45,526 --> 00:06:49,700 AND YOU ARE PHIL QUINLEN, 187 00:06:49,700 --> 00:06:52,953 CARD-CARRYING MEMBER OF CHIMANGO CASINO GOLD CLUB? 188 00:06:52,953 --> 00:06:54,745 WOW. 189 00:06:54,745 --> 00:06:56,166 THAT HOW YOU AUGMENT YOUR FAT COUNTY SALARY? 190 00:06:56,166 --> 00:06:58,709 - OH, YOU SHOULD SEE THE RIMS ON MY COROLLA. 191 00:06:58,709 --> 00:07:00,461 IN FACT, I'LL WIN A BET RIGHT NOW. 192 00:07:00,461 --> 00:07:01,882 - WHAT'S THAT? 193 00:07:01,882 --> 00:07:03,383 - YOU'RE GONNA BE LATE FOR COURT. 194 00:07:03,383 --> 00:07:04,715 - SH--. 195 00:07:04,715 --> 00:07:06,176 I MEAN, SHOOT. 196 00:07:06,176 --> 00:07:08,549 SH--, SH--. - IT'S OKAY, WE SAY THAT HERE. 197 00:07:08,549 --> 00:07:09,720 - SH--, SH--. 198 00:07:11,972 --> 00:07:14,264 WHOA, OH, GOD. 199 00:07:18,188 --> 00:07:20,981 JESUS, WHAT'S THAT SMELL? 200 00:07:20,981 --> 00:07:22,613 - LAST TIME, A POSSUM DIED IN THE VENT, 201 00:07:22,613 --> 00:07:23,984 BUT MY GUESS IS, THE SEWER EXPLODED. 202 00:07:23,984 --> 00:07:25,365 - OH. - YOU NINA? 203 00:07:25,365 --> 00:07:27,067 - YEAH, YOU ARE? - YOU GOT ARRAIGNMENTS. 204 00:07:27,067 --> 00:07:28,198 YOU GOT TO GIVE PLEAS-- - ALL RISE. 205 00:07:28,198 --> 00:07:29,780 COURT OF THE COUNTY OF LOS ANGELES 206 00:07:29,780 --> 00:07:31,872 IS NOW IN SESSION. 207 00:07:31,872 --> 00:07:34,995 HONORABLE DON P. NELSON IS NOW PRESIDING. 208 00:07:34,995 --> 00:07:39,079 - JESUS CHRIST, IT SMELLS LIKE BAKED CRAP IN HERE. 209 00:07:39,079 --> 00:07:41,211 TRENT, YOU HIT A DEER OUT THERE IN THE HALLWAY? 210 00:07:41,211 --> 00:07:44,214 - NO, YOUR HONOR. I THINK I'D REMEMBER THAT. 211 00:07:44,214 --> 00:07:46,216 - TRENT? 212 00:07:46,216 --> 00:07:48,218 - NINA. 213 00:07:48,218 --> 00:07:49,550 - TRENT. 214 00:07:54,014 --> 00:07:56,226 - TRENT. - NINA. 215 00:07:56,226 --> 00:07:58,358 - TRENT, NINA, 216 00:07:58,358 --> 00:08:02,402 JUDGE, COURT, PLEA, NOW. 217 00:08:02,402 --> 00:08:04,194 - YOUR HONOR, I'M SORRY. 218 00:08:04,194 --> 00:08:05,235 IT'S JUST THAT TRENT AND I USED TO BE ENGA-- 219 00:08:05,235 --> 00:08:08,158 - DATE. WE USED TO DATE. 220 00:08:08,158 --> 00:08:10,200 - DATE? 221 00:08:10,200 --> 00:08:14,244 THAT'S ALL IT WAS? DATING? 222 00:08:14,244 --> 00:08:16,747 - WELL, TRENT, IS THAT ALL IT WAS? 223 00:08:16,747 --> 00:08:18,038 - WELL, YOU KNOW, SHE-- 224 00:08:18,038 --> 00:08:20,460 - I'M KIDDING. I DON'T GIVE A SH--. 225 00:08:20,460 --> 00:08:22,583 THIS IS COURT, PEOPLE, NOT MAURY POVICH. 226 00:08:22,583 --> 00:08:24,214 DEFENSE, HOW DO YOU PLEAD? 227 00:08:24,214 --> 00:08:25,546 - YOUR HONOR, I NEED A SHORT RECESS, 228 00:08:25,546 --> 00:08:27,087 'CAUSE I HAVE TO GO RESIGN. 229 00:08:27,087 --> 00:08:29,179 - FIVE-MINUTE RECESS. [gavel pounds] 230 00:08:29,179 --> 00:08:30,340 - HEY, WHAT'S THE DEAL? 231 00:08:30,340 --> 00:08:32,052 - I'M QUITTING. THAT'S THE DEAL. 232 00:08:32,052 --> 00:08:34,304 I'M GONNA GO HOME, OPEN A NICE BOTTLE OF WINE, 233 00:08:34,304 --> 00:08:36,977 SMASH IT ON THE COUNTER, AND SHANK MYSELF WITH IT. 234 00:08:36,977 --> 00:08:38,478 - WERE YOU A GIANT PUSSY AT YOUR OLD JOB? 235 00:08:38,478 --> 00:08:39,810 - WHO ARE YOU? 236 00:08:39,810 --> 00:08:41,602 - MICAH, INTERN, SECOND-YEAR LAW STUDENT, 237 00:08:41,602 --> 00:08:43,023 AND THE ONLY ONE HERE BESIDES YOU 238 00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:44,314 THAT DOESN'T WANT TO THROW 239 00:08:44,314 --> 00:08:45,856 ALL OF YOUR CLIENTS INTO A DUNGEON. 240 00:08:45,856 --> 00:08:47,197 - COOL, COOL. QUICK QUESTION. 241 00:08:47,197 --> 00:08:48,819 WHY IS MY EX-FIANCE HERE? 242 00:08:48,819 --> 00:08:51,031 - TRENT'S THE NEW DEPUTY D.A. GOT HERE SIX MONTHS AGO. 243 00:08:51,031 --> 00:08:52,993 CHARMS ALL THE JUDGES' PANTIES OFF. 244 00:08:52,993 --> 00:08:54,324 - YEAH, THAT'S IN HIS SKILL SET. 245 00:08:54,324 --> 00:08:55,746 - YEAH, AND IF YOU LEAVE NOW, ALL OF YOUR CLIENTS 246 00:08:55,746 --> 00:08:57,327 GET THROWN BACK IN THAT PUNCH BOWL 247 00:08:57,327 --> 00:08:58,208 UNTIL THEY'RE REASSIGNED COUNSEL, 248 00:08:58,208 --> 00:08:59,209 WHICH COULD TAKE DAYS OR WEEKS. 249 00:08:59,209 --> 00:09:02,042 SO MAYBE DO US A SOLID AND FINISH OUT THE DAY. 250 00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:04,164 - YOU ARE ONE SPIRITED LITTLE LESBIAN. 251 00:09:04,164 --> 00:09:06,506 - WHO SAID I'M A LESBIAN? - NO ONE. 252 00:09:06,506 --> 00:09:08,929 NOT--NO, NOT ME. NOT ANYONE. NO ONE DID. 253 00:09:08,929 --> 00:09:10,260 GREAT LIP RING. 254 00:09:10,260 --> 00:09:12,633 - ARE WE STILL ON THE PAYROLL HERE? 255 00:09:12,633 --> 00:09:15,636 - [sighs] 256 00:09:15,636 --> 00:09:20,140 YES, YOUR HONOR, WE ARE. 257 00:09:20,140 --> 00:09:21,852 - AM I GETTING A COLONOSCOPY? 258 00:09:21,852 --> 00:09:23,894 - WELL, WE ARE TRYING TO FIND THE POOPY SMELL. 259 00:09:23,894 --> 00:09:26,446 - WELL, IT'S NOT ME. SCOOT. 260 00:09:26,446 --> 00:09:28,148 MISS WHITLEY, PLEA. 261 00:09:28,148 --> 00:09:30,691 - OKAY, HECTOR? HECTOR? 262 00:09:30,691 --> 00:09:32,072 - YES. 263 00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:33,493 - YES, YOU ARE CHARGED WITH-- 264 00:09:33,493 --> 00:09:36,036 OOH. 265 00:09:36,036 --> 00:09:37,618 YOU STUFFED YOUR WIFE IN THE CHIMNEY? 266 00:09:37,618 --> 00:09:39,289 - I DON'T HAVE A CHIMNEY. 267 00:09:39,289 --> 00:09:41,331 - DID YOU STUFF YOUR WIFE IN SOMEONE ELSE'S CHIMNEY? 268 00:09:41,331 --> 00:09:42,833 - I DON'T HAVE A WIFE. 269 00:09:42,833 --> 00:09:44,544 - BECAUSE SHE'S DEAD IN A CHIMNEY. 270 00:09:44,544 --> 00:09:48,088 - NO. I'M LOITERING. HECTOR CALINDO. 271 00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:49,419 - WHAT? - THE FILE'S MISLABELED. 272 00:09:49,419 --> 00:09:51,051 - RIGHT. SURE. WHY WOULDN'T IT BE? 273 00:09:51,051 --> 00:09:52,923 - LET'S BOOGIE. HOW DOES DEFENDANT PLEA? 274 00:09:52,923 --> 00:09:54,214 - NOT GUILTY, YOUR HONOR. 275 00:09:54,214 --> 00:09:56,717 - OH. 276 00:09:56,717 --> 00:09:58,098 - WHAT? WHAT? IT HAPPENS. 277 00:09:58,098 --> 00:09:59,479 NOT GUILTY. I MEAN, COME ON. 278 00:09:59,479 --> 00:10:01,061 HE WAS PICKED UP OUTSIDE OF HOME DEPOT 279 00:10:01,061 --> 00:10:02,813 LOOKING FOR DAY LABOR. 280 00:10:02,813 --> 00:10:04,645 - YOUR HONOR, THE DEFENDANT WAS HARASSING PATRONS. 281 00:10:04,645 --> 00:10:05,686 - OH, PLEASE. 282 00:10:05,686 --> 00:10:06,897 MR. CALINDO, COULD YOU SHOW US 283 00:10:06,897 --> 00:10:08,568 HOW YOU WERE HARASSING PEOPLE? 284 00:10:08,568 --> 00:10:10,821 - TRABAJO! TRABAJO! 285 00:10:10,821 --> 00:10:12,232 POR FAVOR, TRABAJO! 286 00:10:12,232 --> 00:10:14,444 - OKAY, RIGHT. 287 00:10:14,444 --> 00:10:16,446 - BAIL IS SET AT 1,500. 288 00:10:16,446 --> 00:10:17,658 NEXT CASE. - NO, WAIT, NO. 289 00:10:17,658 --> 00:10:19,039 HE CANNOT AFFORD THAT. 290 00:10:19,039 --> 00:10:20,580 AND I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO SAY STUFF YET. 291 00:10:20,580 --> 00:10:22,622 - I'M SORRY. 292 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:25,045 HOW ARE--HOW YOU DOING? YOU HANGING IN THERE? 293 00:10:25,045 --> 00:10:26,246 - THANK YOU. I'M ACTUALLY--IT'S-- 294 00:10:26,246 --> 00:10:27,708 - NEXT CASE. [gavel pounds] 295 00:10:27,708 --> 00:10:29,750 - MRS. DESILVO POSES NO THREAT. 296 00:10:29,750 --> 00:10:32,252 SHE'S-- - I AM GONNA KILL MERV GRIFFIN. 297 00:10:32,252 --> 00:10:33,754 - ALREADY DEAD, BOSS. 298 00:10:33,754 --> 00:10:35,515 BAIL, $10,000. 299 00:10:35,515 --> 00:10:37,017 [gavel pounds] NEXT. 300 00:10:37,017 --> 00:10:38,428 - ♪ HEY NOW 301 00:10:38,428 --> 00:10:41,101 - YEAH, I GOT NOTHING. 302 00:10:41,101 --> 00:10:43,974 - BAIL IS REVOKED. 303 00:10:43,974 --> 00:10:47,187 DENIED. 304 00:10:47,187 --> 00:10:48,478 NEXT CASE. 305 00:10:48,478 --> 00:10:51,571 [rock music] 306 00:10:51,571 --> 00:10:53,113 ♪ 307 00:10:53,113 --> 00:10:54,945 - ♪ HEY NOW 308 00:10:57,447 --> 00:10:59,199 - WELL, I BATTED 1,000 TODAY. 309 00:10:59,199 --> 00:11:01,281 DID I EVEN NEED TO BE HERE? 310 00:11:01,281 --> 00:11:02,743 - NINA. 311 00:11:05,415 --> 00:11:07,167 I KNOW THIS IS STRANGE, 312 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:09,459 AND I'M SORRY IF THAT PHONE CALL UPSET YOU. 313 00:11:09,459 --> 00:11:11,051 I JUST WANTED TO DO THE RIGHT THING. 314 00:11:11,051 --> 00:11:12,342 IF I'D KNOWN IT WAS GONNA CAUSE YOU 315 00:11:12,342 --> 00:11:14,214 TO BASH MICHAEL BOLTON WITH A BOWL-- 316 00:11:14,214 --> 00:11:15,425 - WHAT? NO. 317 00:11:15,425 --> 00:11:17,217 IT WAS ELTON JOHN, OKAY, AND IT WAS A VASE, 318 00:11:17,217 --> 00:11:19,219 NOT A BOWL, AND HE WASN'T EVEN THERE. 319 00:11:19,219 --> 00:11:20,801 NEVER MIND. 320 00:11:20,801 --> 00:11:22,352 - WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GONNA BE 321 00:11:22,352 --> 00:11:25,015 WORKING TOGETHER A LOT, SO IF THERE'S ANYTHING... 322 00:11:25,015 --> 00:11:26,146 - ANYTHING WHAT? 323 00:11:26,146 --> 00:11:29,019 FOR ME, FOR YOU? 324 00:11:29,019 --> 00:11:30,811 I MEAN, I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING FOR YOU ANYMORE. 325 00:11:30,811 --> 00:11:33,193 NO, I MEAN, MAYBE YOUR FIANCEE DOES. 326 00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:34,154 MAYBE THAT'S WHAT YOU MEANT. 327 00:11:34,154 --> 00:11:35,445 THAT'S PROBABLY WHAT YOU MEANT. 328 00:11:35,445 --> 00:11:37,407 SO GOOD TALK. 329 00:11:43,663 --> 00:11:45,165 - HEY, SOMEBODY SURVIVED 330 00:11:45,165 --> 00:11:47,627 THEIR FIRST PUBLIC DEFENDER MASSACRE. 331 00:11:47,627 --> 00:11:49,209 YOU KNOW WHAT, THIS CALLS FOR A TOAST. 332 00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:50,921 - TOAST? - YEAH. 333 00:11:50,921 --> 00:11:52,462 - WHAT, NO, I JUST LET THE CITY'S IMPOVERISHED 334 00:11:52,462 --> 00:11:54,294 OUT TO DRY. 335 00:11:54,294 --> 00:11:56,006 - OH, HEY, IF YOU GOT THAT IN THE VENDING MACHINE ON FIVE, 336 00:11:56,006 --> 00:11:57,257 I WOULDN'T... - [gagging, coughing] 337 00:11:57,257 --> 00:12:00,100 - OPEN IT. 338 00:12:00,100 --> 00:12:03,553 - OKAY, I AM GOING TO GO GET A SALAD. 339 00:12:03,553 --> 00:12:07,187 - OH, NO, HEY, I GOT SALAD RIGHT HERE. 340 00:12:07,187 --> 00:12:09,019 - OLIVES? IT'S 12:15. 341 00:12:09,019 --> 00:12:10,440 I DON'T WANT A DRINK. 342 00:12:10,440 --> 00:12:12,773 I JUST WANT A QUICK BITE SO I CAN REVIEW MY CASES. 343 00:12:12,773 --> 00:12:15,565 - HEY, ERIN BROCKOVICH, SLOW IT DOWN A LITTLE BIT. 344 00:12:15,565 --> 00:12:18,118 DIDN'T ANYBODY EVER TELL YOU IT'S RUDE TO TURN DOWN A DRINK? 345 00:12:18,118 --> 00:12:19,239 - DID ANYONE EVER TELL YOU 346 00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:20,991 THAT YOU TALK LIKE A DATE RAPIST? 347 00:12:20,991 --> 00:12:23,703 - OH, MY GOD, YOU SLEPT WITH TRENT BARBER! 348 00:12:23,703 --> 00:12:25,325 - ALREADY? 349 00:12:25,325 --> 00:12:28,168 DAMN, FIRST DAY? THAT'S AMBITIOUS. 350 00:12:28,168 --> 00:12:31,001 - OKAY, IS THERE ANY NINA GOSSIP OUT THERE ABOUT, 351 00:12:31,001 --> 00:12:32,292 LIKE, MY GOOD QUALITIES? 352 00:12:32,292 --> 00:12:34,374 LIKE, "NINA CAN SPEAK BUSINESS MANDARIN," 353 00:12:34,374 --> 00:12:35,425 "NINA HAS SMALL PORES." 354 00:12:35,425 --> 00:12:36,676 - I DON'T THINK SQUARE JAW 355 00:12:36,676 --> 00:12:38,258 IS GONNA BE AROUND FOR MUCH LONGER. 356 00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:40,050 I THINK HE'S JUST, YOU KNOW, SHORING UP HIS RESUME 357 00:12:40,050 --> 00:12:41,221 SO HE CAN RUN FOR HIS OFFICE. 358 00:12:41,221 --> 00:12:42,973 - HE'S GONNA DO THE TOUGH-ON-CRIME TIME, 359 00:12:42,973 --> 00:12:45,976 THROW SOME MINORITIES IN JAIL, GET ELECTED. 360 00:12:45,976 --> 00:12:47,808 - IF YOU'RE BROWN, YOU'RE GOING DOWN. 361 00:12:47,808 --> 00:12:50,190 - NO, YOU DON'T--CHERYL, YOU DON'T GET TO SAY THAT. 362 00:12:50,190 --> 00:12:53,273 I CAN SAY THAT. YOU CAN'T. EVER. 363 00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:56,236 - DON'T WORRY ABOUT BEING DUMPED BY TRENT. 364 00:12:56,236 --> 00:12:59,199 I MEAN, I CAN'T KEEP A MAN TO SAVE MY LIFE. 365 00:12:59,199 --> 00:13:02,202 - YEAH, ESPECIALLY IF IT'S A PRISONER IN YOUR CUSTODY. 366 00:13:02,202 --> 00:13:05,455 - OKAY, 1,000 BUCKS, HE TURNS UP WITHIN 24 HOURS. 367 00:13:05,455 --> 00:13:07,577 - $1,000. YOU GOT IT, BLONDIE. 368 00:13:07,577 --> 00:13:09,369 - HELLO, HELLO. ALL RIGHT, I WANT IN. 369 00:13:09,369 --> 00:13:11,001 BURT, I GOT 20 ON YOU. 370 00:13:11,001 --> 00:13:12,332 NINA, YOU WANT IN ON THIS ACTION? 371 00:13:12,332 --> 00:13:14,004 - UH, NO, I'M GOOD. 372 00:13:14,004 --> 00:13:15,876 I DON'T HAVE A DRINKING OR A GAMBLING PROBLEM, 373 00:13:15,876 --> 00:13:18,919 JUST A SOCIAL, ROMANTIC, AND LIVING MY LIFE PROBLEM. 374 00:13:18,919 --> 00:13:21,301 - COME ON, CAPTAIN NO FUN, WHERE YOU GOING? 375 00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:23,303 - I'M GONNA GO TALK TO MY CLIENTS, OKAY? 376 00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:25,265 I'M NOT GONNA LOOK LIKE AN ASS IN COURT AGAIN. 377 00:13:25,265 --> 00:13:26,426 - I'LL LOOK AT YOUR ASS IN COURT AGAIN. 378 00:13:26,426 --> 00:13:29,639 - WOW, YOU SPUN THAT INTO GOLD. 379 00:13:29,639 --> 00:13:32,432 - [chuckles] 380 00:13:32,432 --> 00:13:34,064 - I DID. I DID. 381 00:13:37,147 --> 00:13:39,649 - YNES GUTIERREZ? 382 00:13:39,649 --> 00:13:43,653 YNES GUTIERREZ? YNES GUTIERREZ? 383 00:13:46,406 --> 00:13:48,248 HI, I NEED TO SEE YNES GUTIERREZ. 384 00:13:48,248 --> 00:13:50,911 SHE HAS AN ARRAIGNMENT, AND SHE'S NOT IN THE PEN. 385 00:13:50,911 --> 00:13:53,663 - I DO NOT KNOW HER PRESENT LOCATION. 386 00:13:53,663 --> 00:13:56,957 - OKAY, WELL, I'M HER LAWYER, AND I NEED TO SEE HER NOW. 387 00:13:56,957 --> 00:13:59,509 - MA'AM, YOU DO NOT RUN THIS PLACE. 388 00:13:59,509 --> 00:14:02,883 I RUN THIS PLACE, AND I DECIDE WHO YOU SEE 389 00:14:02,883 --> 00:14:04,094 AND WHO YOU DO NOT SEE. 390 00:14:04,094 --> 00:14:05,725 - OKAY. [buzzing] 391 00:14:05,725 --> 00:14:07,137 GUESS IT'S RETRIEVE YOUR OWN PRISONER DAY, 392 00:14:07,137 --> 00:14:09,679 BUDGET CUTBACKS AND ALL. 393 00:14:09,679 --> 00:14:13,103 [sighs] 394 00:14:13,103 --> 00:14:15,685 - YEAH, THAT'S A SECURITY DOOR. 395 00:14:15,685 --> 00:14:17,317 ALSO WORKS ON A BUZZER. 396 00:14:17,317 --> 00:14:19,900 BZZ, TRY IT NOW. 397 00:14:19,900 --> 00:14:21,902 BZZ, NOT WORKING? 398 00:14:21,902 --> 00:14:24,784 BZZ, MUST BE BROKEN. 399 00:14:24,784 --> 00:14:26,696 - I'M SORRY. I WAS RUDE. 400 00:14:26,696 --> 00:14:28,788 I MISSED LUNCH. I HAVE ISSUES. 401 00:14:28,788 --> 00:14:31,912 COULD YOU PRETTY PLEASE OPEN SESAME? 402 00:14:31,912 --> 00:14:36,917 - YEAH, SEE, THE THING IS, THAT LEADS BACK TO A JAIL, 403 00:14:36,917 --> 00:14:40,090 SO WE GOTS TO KEEP IT LOCKED. 404 00:14:40,090 --> 00:14:41,591 - [mouthing words] 405 00:14:47,007 --> 00:14:48,929 SIR, COULD YOU PRESS THE BUTTON? 406 00:14:48,929 --> 00:14:51,141 - APPARENTLY IT'S NOT MY JOB ANYMORE. 407 00:14:51,141 --> 00:14:52,772 - [mouthing words] 408 00:14:54,724 --> 00:14:57,727 [quirky music] 409 00:14:57,727 --> 00:15:05,735 ♪ 410 00:15:12,162 --> 00:15:15,835 - ALL RISE. 411 00:15:15,835 --> 00:15:17,337 [buzzer] 412 00:15:21,461 --> 00:15:23,883 - YOUR HONOR, I NEED TO SEE MY CLIENT RIGHT NOW. 413 00:15:23,883 --> 00:15:27,217 - IF YOU EVER APPROACH MY BENCH WITHOUT PERMISSION AGAIN, 414 00:15:27,217 --> 00:15:30,971 I WILL SHIP YOU TO PELICAN BAY IN A HEFTY BAG. 415 00:15:30,971 --> 00:15:33,813 LOVE YOU. MEAN IT. BEST FRIENDS. 416 00:15:33,813 --> 00:15:37,017 NEXT CASE! [gavel pounds] 417 00:15:37,017 --> 00:15:39,399 - THE PROSECUTION'S ARGUMENT THAT MY CLIENT, 418 00:15:39,399 --> 00:15:43,023 MR. GARD-- GARDNER--GARDNIER 419 00:15:43,023 --> 00:15:45,825 DELIBERATELY RAN OVER THE OTHER GUY IS A LIE. 420 00:15:45,825 --> 00:15:47,407 - OBJECTION, BIAS. 421 00:15:47,407 --> 00:15:49,069 - SUSTAINED. - OKAY. 422 00:15:49,069 --> 00:15:50,370 - LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. - YEAH? 423 00:15:50,370 --> 00:15:51,992 - WHY HIM? 424 00:15:51,992 --> 00:15:53,413 THAT GUY'S GOT ABOUT AS MUCH EMPATHY 425 00:15:53,413 --> 00:15:54,995 AS A MAKO SHARK. 426 00:15:54,995 --> 00:15:57,037 I MEAN, WHAT MADE YOU SAY, "I WANT THAT?" 427 00:15:57,037 --> 00:15:58,918 - LOOK AT HIM. HE'S A TRENT. 428 00:15:58,918 --> 00:16:00,840 WHEN A TRENT LIKES YOU, YOU JUST LIKE HIM BACK. 429 00:16:00,840 --> 00:16:03,633 - OH, I SEE. SO IT'S A REFLEX. IT'S LIKE GAGGING. 430 00:16:03,633 --> 00:16:05,885 - YOUR HONOR, MY CLIENT IS NOT ONLY INNOCENT, 431 00:16:05,885 --> 00:16:09,889 BUT IS OWED A HUGE APOLOGY, LIKE, FOR REAL. 432 00:16:09,889 --> 00:16:12,642 - OBJECTION. THAT'S JUST STUPID. 433 00:16:12,642 --> 00:16:15,015 - OVERRULED. AGREED, BUT OVERRULED. 434 00:16:15,015 --> 00:16:17,807 - NOTHING WOULD MAKE ME HAPPIER THAN TO SEE YOU 435 00:16:17,807 --> 00:16:19,229 WIPE THAT SMIRK OFF HIS FACE. 436 00:16:19,229 --> 00:16:20,900 - IT'S NOT A SMIRK, HE'S JUST HANDSOME. 437 00:16:20,900 --> 00:16:22,152 - WELL, WHATEVER. 438 00:16:22,152 --> 00:16:23,443 I WANT TO SEE YOU DESTROY THAT DOUCHE. 439 00:16:23,443 --> 00:16:25,195 IT'S GUYS LIKE THAT THAT KEEP US DOWN. 440 00:16:25,195 --> 00:16:28,068 - FYI, THE REASON PHIL'S MIRED IN MEDIOCRITY 441 00:16:28,068 --> 00:16:29,869 IS BECAUSE HE USED TO BE AS GOOD AS TRENT. 442 00:16:29,869 --> 00:16:32,242 THEN HE GOT HIS ASS HANDED TO HIM A COUPLE OF TIMES, 443 00:16:32,242 --> 00:16:33,823 GOT SCARED, AND QUIT. 444 00:16:33,823 --> 00:16:36,286 - I'M SITTING RIGHT HERE. - YEAH, I KNOW. 445 00:16:36,286 --> 00:16:38,208 - OKAY, SO YOU TOLD ME NOT TO RUN TOO HOT 446 00:16:38,208 --> 00:16:41,501 AND TO NOT TRY, BUT YOU WANT ME TO DESTROY TRENT. 447 00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:43,253 THAT'S A LOT OF CONFLICTING ADVICE. 448 00:16:43,253 --> 00:16:44,674 I MEAN, I'M LOSING TRACK. 449 00:16:44,674 --> 00:16:47,047 - WELL, I'M JUST A LITTLE SURPRISED. 450 00:16:47,047 --> 00:16:49,219 I MEAN, HERE YOU ARE. YOU'RE A SHARP, GORGEOUS WOMAN. 451 00:16:49,219 --> 00:16:52,132 AND THIS GUY OWNS YOU. 452 00:16:52,132 --> 00:16:53,933 AND IT'S NOT BECAUSE HE'S A BETTER LAWYER 453 00:16:53,933 --> 00:16:55,685 OR THAT HE THINKS HE'S TOO GOOD FOR YOU. 454 00:16:55,685 --> 00:16:59,139 IT'S THAT YOU THINK HE'S TOO GOOD FOR YOU. 455 00:16:59,139 --> 00:17:01,311 WHAT IS IT ABOUT WOMEN IN THEIR 40s? 456 00:17:01,311 --> 00:17:04,064 - I AM 32. - WELL, I GOTTA BOLT. 457 00:17:07,697 --> 00:17:08,948 - OKAY, SO ON MY FIRST DAY, 458 00:17:08,948 --> 00:17:11,151 I GET HUMILIATED BY MY EX-FIANCE, 459 00:17:11,151 --> 00:17:15,285 I GET CHEWED OUT BY A HOGWART'S DROPOUT, 460 00:17:15,285 --> 00:17:17,247 AND THEN I GET A PEP TALK FROM A GUY WHO DRINKS HIS LUNCH, 461 00:17:17,247 --> 00:17:19,329 SO THIS DAY COULD OFFICIALLY NOT GET MORE-- 462 00:17:19,329 --> 00:17:21,251 - WATCH OUT. WATCH OUT! [drywall creaking, cracking] 463 00:17:21,251 --> 00:17:24,254 [all exclaim] 464 00:17:24,254 --> 00:17:27,006 - THERE HE IS! MY PRISONER! 465 00:17:27,006 --> 00:17:29,799 - DUDE'S DEAD. - PAY UP, MOTHER SUCKER. 466 00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:35,135 - OKAY, PEOPLE, ALMOST MARTINI TIME. 467 00:17:35,135 --> 00:17:37,517 PEOPLE VERSUS YNES GUTIERREZ, SHOPLIFTING. 468 00:17:37,517 --> 00:17:41,181 PLEA? 469 00:17:41,181 --> 00:17:44,734 - SHOPLIFTING. SHOPLIFTING DIAPERS. 470 00:17:44,734 --> 00:17:47,026 SO YOU HAVE KIDS. 471 00:17:47,026 --> 00:17:49,529 OKAY, WHO'S WATCHING THEM NOW, HUSBAND? 472 00:17:49,529 --> 00:17:50,610 - NO, HE LEFT. 473 00:17:50,610 --> 00:17:52,242 HE SAY I WORK TOO MUCH. 474 00:17:52,242 --> 00:17:54,154 - MM, I KNOW THAT SONG. 475 00:17:54,154 --> 00:17:56,035 - MISS WHITLEY, WHAT'S THE PLEA? 476 00:17:56,035 --> 00:17:57,867 - HOW LONG YOU BEEN IN DETENTION? 477 00:17:57,867 --> 00:17:59,119 - SINCE LAST FRIDAY. 478 00:17:59,119 --> 00:18:00,460 - PLEA! 479 00:18:00,460 --> 00:18:04,294 - SINCE FRIDAY? 480 00:18:04,294 --> 00:18:06,626 YOU KNOW, FROM THE LOOKS OF HER, SHE'S PROBABLY GUILTY. 481 00:18:06,626 --> 00:18:09,129 - COMO? - VERY WELL, BAIL. 482 00:18:09,129 --> 00:18:10,420 - REQUEST BAIL OF 2,500. 483 00:18:10,420 --> 00:18:11,591 DEFENDANT HAS A FAILURE TO APPEAR 484 00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:13,263 AND IS A FLIGHT RISK. 485 00:18:13,263 --> 00:18:14,634 - SEE, I KNEW YOU WERE GONNA SAY THAT. 486 00:18:14,634 --> 00:18:16,716 GOD, NOTHING SLIPS PAST YOU. GOOD HUSTLE. 487 00:18:16,716 --> 00:18:18,768 - DEFENSE SATISFIED WITH THE BAIL AMOUNT? 488 00:18:18,768 --> 00:18:20,310 - SATISFIED? NO, NO, NO. 489 00:18:20,310 --> 00:18:22,562 THIS WOMAN IS CLEARLY A PUBLIC SAFETY THREAT. 490 00:18:22,562 --> 00:18:25,064 - COUNSEL, GET TO THE POINT. THE BAIL AMOUNT. 491 00:18:25,064 --> 00:18:27,357 - $70 MILLION. 492 00:18:27,357 --> 00:18:28,648 - [gasps] 493 00:18:31,401 --> 00:18:32,572 - THE PEOPLE HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH THAT. 494 00:18:32,572 --> 00:18:33,783 - SHUT UP, TRENT. 495 00:18:33,783 --> 00:18:35,445 MISS WHITLEY, YOU'RE NOT ABOUT TO HAVE 496 00:18:35,445 --> 00:18:36,736 ONE OF YOUR LITTLE EPISODES, ARE YOU? 497 00:18:36,736 --> 00:18:38,908 SHOULD I DUCT TAPE ALL THE WINDOWS? 498 00:18:38,908 --> 00:18:40,910 - WE'RE TREATING A MOM WHO ALLEGEDLY STOLE DIAPERS 499 00:18:40,910 --> 00:18:42,742 LIKE A VIOLENT MENACE TO SOCIETY 500 00:18:42,742 --> 00:18:44,504 AND LOCKING HER IN JAIL? 501 00:18:44,504 --> 00:18:45,745 YOU CAN CALL ME CRAZY, BUT AT LEAST WHERE I CAME FROM, 502 00:18:45,745 --> 00:18:47,207 WE WERE PRACTICING LAW. 503 00:18:47,207 --> 00:18:49,749 THIS IS LIKE A SLOW-MOTION HATE CRIME. 504 00:18:49,749 --> 00:18:52,172 - MISS WHITLEY, IT'S YOUR FIRST DAY HERE, 505 00:18:52,172 --> 00:18:53,803 BUT I WILL HOLD YOU IN CONTEMPT. 506 00:18:53,803 --> 00:18:56,596 - MAN, THIS CHICK KNOWS HOW TO QUIT A JOB. 507 00:18:56,596 --> 00:18:58,808 - NOW, MISS GUTIERREZ PREVIOUSLY FAILED TO APPEAR. 508 00:18:58,808 --> 00:19:01,311 WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT? YNES, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? 509 00:19:01,311 --> 00:19:02,932 - BECAUSE I WAS-- - SHH, NO ONE CARES. 510 00:19:02,932 --> 00:19:07,937 BECAUSE IF MY ESTEEMED COLLEAGUE HAD ACTUALLY CHECKED 511 00:19:07,937 --> 00:19:09,819 THE DATE OF HER VIOLATION, HE WOULD HAVE NOTICED 512 00:19:09,819 --> 00:19:12,272 THAT SHE COULDN'T APPEAR IN COURT LAST FRIDAY 513 00:19:12,272 --> 00:19:15,535 BECAUSE SHE WAS ALREADY IN JAIL AWAITING THIS BAIL HEARING. 514 00:19:15,535 --> 00:19:19,118 DURR, SOMEONE MESSED UP. 515 00:19:19,118 --> 00:19:22,412 BUT BY GOD, LET'S GET THIS VIOLENT, 516 00:19:22,412 --> 00:19:26,125 DIAPER-STEALING NUTBAG OFF THE STREETS. 517 00:19:26,125 --> 00:19:27,707 $70 MILLION. 518 00:19:27,707 --> 00:19:29,789 YNES, CAN YOU THROW DOWN WITH 70 MIL? 519 00:19:29,789 --> 00:19:31,631 - NO. - HOW ABOUT $70? 520 00:19:31,631 --> 00:19:34,594 - IF I HAD $70, I'D BUY DIAPERS. 521 00:19:34,594 --> 00:19:36,596 - THEN WHAT'S THE DIFF? 522 00:19:36,596 --> 00:19:38,218 - GIVE ME A NUMBER. 523 00:19:40,890 --> 00:19:42,512 - $1. - YOUR HONOR, THIS IS-- 524 00:19:42,512 --> 00:19:44,224 - $1? - YEAH. 525 00:19:44,224 --> 00:19:46,606 - $1 FOR BAIL? 526 00:19:51,401 --> 00:19:54,614 CONSIDERING THAT A DEAD MAN FELL THROUGH MY CEILING TODAY, 527 00:19:54,614 --> 00:19:57,447 I'M FEELING GENEROUS. WE'RE GOING TO DO THIS YOUR WAY. 528 00:19:57,447 --> 00:19:59,579 BUT WHEN MISS GUTIERREZ COMES BEFORE ME 529 00:19:59,579 --> 00:20:00,660 FOR THE SAME THING IN THREE WEEKS, 530 00:20:00,660 --> 00:20:03,583 THEN WE'RE GOING TO DO IT MY WAY. 531 00:20:03,583 --> 00:20:08,167 BAIL IS SET AT $1. 532 00:20:08,167 --> 00:20:09,749 - BOOYAKASHA! 533 00:20:09,749 --> 00:20:10,750 HUH, UNHITCH HER. 534 00:20:10,750 --> 00:20:11,711 - SHE'S NOT HANDCUFFED. 535 00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:13,253 - THANK--GOOD, PERFECT. 536 00:20:13,253 --> 00:20:14,594 YOU'RE GOING HOME, MUCHACHA. 537 00:20:14,594 --> 00:20:17,717 VAMOS A CASA. 538 00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:23,643 LOOKS LIKE I SLIPPED ONE PAST THE OLD GOALIE, HUH, TRENT-O? 539 00:20:23,643 --> 00:20:28,398 - LOOKS LIKE YOUR JOB JUST GOT VERY INTERESTING THERE, TRENT-O. 540 00:20:28,398 --> 00:20:30,310 - [chuckles uncomfortably] YEAH. 541 00:20:30,310 --> 00:20:34,314 - [slurping] 542 00:20:34,314 --> 00:20:36,356 1,000 BUCKS, BUDDY. 543 00:20:36,356 --> 00:20:38,858 YOU CAN MAKE A DOWN PAYMENT BY BUYING EVERYONE A DRINK. 544 00:20:38,858 --> 00:20:40,490 - THIS IS NO JOKE. 545 00:20:40,490 --> 00:20:41,781 WE SHOULDN'T BE CELEBRATING HERE. 546 00:20:41,781 --> 00:20:44,574 SOMEBODY DIED TODAY. AND YOU? 547 00:20:44,574 --> 00:20:46,416 I WANT YOU TO SERVICE YOUR CLIENTS 548 00:20:46,416 --> 00:20:47,787 AND THEN GO HOME. 549 00:20:47,787 --> 00:20:49,669 WE HAVE NO NEED FOR THE HISTRIONICS. 550 00:20:49,669 --> 00:20:53,583 GIVE ME THAT GODDAMN SCOTCH, YOU BOOZE COOT. 551 00:21:00,550 --> 00:21:02,592 - ARE YOU SULKING 'CAUSE YOU HAD A BAD BET ON BURT? 552 00:21:02,592 --> 00:21:04,514 - NO. 553 00:21:04,514 --> 00:21:06,055 - WHY ARE YOU SMILING? WHY'D YOU LOOK AT ME? 554 00:21:06,055 --> 00:21:07,307 DO I HAVE SOMETHING IN MY TEETH? 555 00:21:07,307 --> 00:21:08,688 - THERE HE IS. 556 00:21:08,688 --> 00:21:09,769 SWEET PARLAY, MUCHACHO. 557 00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:11,691 - THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 558 00:21:11,691 --> 00:21:13,313 NO, SEE, I DOUBLED DOWN 559 00:21:13,313 --> 00:21:15,605 THAT YOU'D GET ONE OVER ON TRENT. 560 00:21:15,605 --> 00:21:17,817 I HAD A HUNCH ABOUT YOU. - A HUNCH? 561 00:21:17,817 --> 00:21:19,359 WHAT AM I, LIKE, 562 00:21:19,359 --> 00:21:21,861 THE NUMBER SIX HORSE AT SANTA ANITA? 563 00:21:21,861 --> 00:21:24,864 - NO, BUT I GOTTA SAY, 564 00:21:24,864 --> 00:21:27,497 WATCHING YOU UP THERE TODAY 565 00:21:27,497 --> 00:21:31,371 REALLY GAVE ME SOMETHING TO BELIEVE IN. 566 00:21:31,371 --> 00:21:34,334 IT REMINDED ME OF WHY WE'RE ALL HERE, YOU KNOW-- 567 00:21:34,334 --> 00:21:37,627 TO FIGHT FOR THOSE PEOPLE WHO REALLY NEED US. 568 00:21:37,627 --> 00:21:40,380 SO THANK YOU. 569 00:21:42,972 --> 00:21:44,634 - YOU'RE WELCOME. 570 00:21:44,634 --> 00:21:47,687 I MEAN, I'M JUST DOING-- 571 00:21:47,687 --> 00:21:49,479 YOU'RE SCREWING-- YOU'RE SCREWING WITH ME. 572 00:21:49,479 --> 00:21:50,350 - YEAH. OH, MY. - WHAT? 573 00:21:50,350 --> 00:21:51,811 - YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN YOUR FACE. 574 00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:53,483 "OH, WHAT? NO. I'M JUST DOING MY PART." 575 00:21:53,483 --> 00:21:55,695 - COME ON. - "I'M JUST THERE TO JUST"-- 576 00:21:55,695 --> 00:21:56,856 OH, IT'S HILARIOUS. 577 00:21:56,856 --> 00:21:58,528 I'M GONNA MAKE A TON OFF A MARK LIKE YOU. 578 00:21:58,528 --> 00:22:00,990 - OKAY. - [laughs] 579 00:22:00,990 --> 00:22:03,493 - ARE YOU DONE PLAYING? 580 00:22:03,493 --> 00:22:05,745 BECAUSE I'M READY TO GET SERIOUS. 581 00:22:05,745 --> 00:22:09,659 LIKE, BACK UP TO YOUR APARTMENT SERIOUS. 582 00:22:11,911 --> 00:22:13,373 - REALLY? 583 00:22:13,373 --> 00:22:14,624 - NOPE. 584 00:22:14,624 --> 00:22:16,546 BUT YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN YOUR FACE. 585 00:22:16,546 --> 00:22:18,297 - ♪ THERE WE ARE 586 00:22:18,297 --> 00:22:20,550 ♪ STANDING IN THE SHOOTING STARS ♪ 587 00:22:20,550 --> 00:22:22,301 ♪ THIS IS THE WAY THIS IS THE WAY ♪ 588 00:22:22,301 --> 00:22:23,383 ♪ WE MOVE 589 00:22:23,383 --> 00:22:24,724 ♪ THIS IS THE WAY 590 00:22:24,724 --> 00:22:25,465 - [chuckles] 41501

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