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* It's time for Animaniacs *
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* And we're zany to the max *
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* So just sit back and relax
You'll laugh till you collapse *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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BOTH:
* Come join
The Warner brothers *
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* And the Warner
Sister, Dot *
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ALL:
* Just for fun we run around
The Warner movie lot *
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* They lock us in the tower
Whenever we get caught *
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* But we break loose and
Then vamoose *
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* And now you know the plot *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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* Dot is cute and Yakko yaks *
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* Wakko packs away the snacks *
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* While Bill Clinton
Plays the sax *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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* Meet Pinky and the Brain
Who want to rule the universe *
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* Goodfeathers flock together *
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* Slappy whacks 'em
With her purse *
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* Buttons chases Mindy
While Rita sings a verse *
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* The writers flipped
we have no script *
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* Why bother to rehearse? *
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* We're Animaniacs *
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* We have pay-or-play
Contracts *
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* We're zany to the max
There's bologna in our slacks *
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* We're Animan-y *
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* Totally insane-y *
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* Miss Cellany *
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* Animaniacs *
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* Those are the facts *
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MALE SINGER:
* When the birds hit the street
Looking for food to eat *
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* That's Goodfeathers *
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FEMALE SINGERS:
* That's Goodfeathers *
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MALE:
* When I'm cooing at you
And you're cooing at me*
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*That's Goodfeathers *
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* Take no guff
'Cause they're tough *
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* Strut their stuff
no cream puffs *
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* That's Goodfeathers *
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NARRATOR:
As far back as Pesto
could remember,
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he never wanted to
get stuck eggsitting.
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Especially for
his sister, Sasha.
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But one day, she made him
an offer he couldn't refuse.
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Sit, you big clam head,
or I'll twist your beak.
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Ow. All right. I'm
sitting, see?
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Is this your egg or what?
Ratatouille. I'm sitting.
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Hi, Pesto.
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[GIGGLES]
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You're adorable
on that nest.
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[GIGGLES]
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Adorable? What's
that supposed to mean?
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Are you saying that
I am adorable?
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Don't start
with that, Pesto.
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You mess up,
Pesto,
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I'll stuff you
in a dumpster.
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You know,
I'm so exhausted.
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LANA:
I can't wait to
get to Jersey.
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SASHA:
Did you get a preen?
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KEEKEE:
Like the color
of my beakstick?
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It's Tickle Me Pink.
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SASHA:
I love it!
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Eggsitting's for sissy birds
and featherweights.
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What do I look like,
a peahen over here?
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Yo. Coo. Egg. It's me,
your Uncle Pesto.
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[COOS]
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* Rock-a-bye eggie
Under my tush *
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[SNORING]
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Ho-ho.
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Look what we got
over here.
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Mr. Pesto on the
nest-o.
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[LAUGHS]
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What? What?
What did I do?
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You eggsitting,
Pesto?
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Who? What?
Me? Nah.
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Do I look like
I'm stuck eggsitting?
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Ha. Heh-heh.
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I ain't no embryo-yo.
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No matter what you do, Pesto,
eggsitting included,
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you're still
the most macho bird I know.
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What do you mean
by that?
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I said you're macho,
that's all.
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Are you saying that I am
one of the Village People here
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to disco for you?
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Is that what
you're saying?
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No, I'm not
saying that.
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You're saying that
I am macho.
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Yeah, yeah,
that's what I'm saying.
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That's it! I'll
give you macho.
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SQUIT:
Ow! Come on!
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Oh.
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Here's your macho,
you big meatball!
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My beak.
Please, stop.
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Take that! I'll
whack you to Tacoma!
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Hey! Yo, Pesto!
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The egg you're not eggsitting
just hit the street.
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[GASPS]
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Mother of manicotti!
We gotta get that egg!
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Ha! Got it.
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Yow!
Don't hose me.
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Hey, I got
water up my beak.
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Mozzarella mia!
It's rolling downtown.
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Hey.
Come on.
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Don't let that
egg get away.
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Hey, come on,
don't let it get away!
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I got it!
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[BRUSHING SOUND]
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[***]
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Sweet Scorsese!
Let's grab it.
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Open up,
you flat-footed,
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egg-snatching,
flightless losers!
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[TIRES
SCREECHING]
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Oh, man.
I'm a dead bird.
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[COOS]
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This limo's gotta stop
sometime, right?
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When it does, bada-bing.
We get the egg.
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Yeah, yeah, that's it.
We get the egg.
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You're a genius,
Bobby.
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Bobby's right.
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Don't worry, Pesto.
We'll get the egg.
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Hey! What did I do?
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Nothing.
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Just felt like
whacking somebody.
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[TIRES SCREECH]
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[ALL SCREAMING]
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[GRUNT]
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Whoa!
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[GRUNT, SCREAMING]
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That's it, that's it,
that's it.
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BOBBY:
Bada-bingo!
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[GRUNTING]
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A egg.
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Hey, Mom.
I found a bird egg.
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MOM:
Oh, no. Out.
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Not in the house,
Zacky.
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What is it with you
and eggs?
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Hey, he put
the egg over there.
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He's leaving.
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We got it now.
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We get it, we put it back.
All nicey-nice.
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Your sister will never
know it was missing.
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[ALL GASP]
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When Sasha gets
through with me,
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I'll be stuffed beak first
in a dumpster.
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Hey. Just pick one.
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An egg's an egg,
you know what I'm saying?
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Forget about it.
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We can't pull that off.
Not with Sasha.
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She'd know if it was
her egg or not.
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[GIBBERISH
IN DISTANCE]
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The
Godpigeon.
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[KISSING]
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[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
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The Godpigeon said,
"Take all the eggs.
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Then Sasha gets her egg,
and she gets bonus eggs."
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[SNIFFS]
Yeah.
Chicks like eggs.
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That's why they're
always having 'em.
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Yeah, women.
Forget about it.
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Eggs this,
babies that.
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Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-bow.
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[COOS]
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Anybody notice
the Godpigeon had gas?
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[CRACKING]
[COOS]
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Something's cracking out
under here.
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[QUACKS]
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Are you quacking
at me?
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Are you quacking
at me?
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Mwah.
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Aha!
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[CRACKING, GURGLING]
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[SASHA GASPS]
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Rigatoni!
What's going on?
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Well, you see,
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when your egg rolled
downtown, we--
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Your egg went for
an egg roll.
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What do you mean
by that?
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I said it went for
an egg roll, that's all.
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What? Are you saying
my egg
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went out
for Chinese food?
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Is that what
you're saying?
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No, I'm not
saying that.
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I said it went out
for an egg roll.
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An egg roll.
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Yeah. Th-th-that's
what I'm saying.
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That's it!
I'll give you egg roll.
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Here's your egg
roll!
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Spumante.
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SASHA:
How about a little
dim sum upside the head,
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you moo shu pork brain!
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How many times I gotta
tell you? Don't push me.
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I'm the one that's in charge
here, not you. You get it?
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NARRATOR:
So Sasha never asked Pesto
to eggsit again.
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MINDY:
Buttons!
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Oh, Buttons.
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[LAUGHS MISCHIEVOUSLY]
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Silly puppy.
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[***]
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[BUBBLY GIGGLING]
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MERMAID:
Hi, Mindy. Hi, Buttons.
How are you?
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Now, Mindy, I'm gonna be
inside admiring my conch shell.
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Be a good girl and
stay out of trouble.
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Okay, mermaid lady.
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Please don't call me
"mermaid lady."
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Call me "Mom,"
"Mommy," "Mama."
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Anything.
But not "mermaid lady."
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Okay, mermaid lady.
I love you. Bye-bye.
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Maybe it's a
passive-aggressive thing.
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I don't
know.
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Now, Buttons,
listen up.
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I want you to
keep an eye on Mindy
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and stay out of
the garden.
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I just planted
the kelp bed,
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and I don't want you
to mess it up.
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[BARKS]
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There's
my conch.
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Pretty jelly.
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[GIGGLES]
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Ooh.
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[RUNS LIKE CHAINSAW]
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[SCREAMS]
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Jelly?
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[GRUNTING]
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[LAUGHS]
Silly puppy.
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[BURPS]
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[GASPS]
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Boo-tiful.
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[GASPS]
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[PUNCHES SMACKING]
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Jelly!
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Jelly, jelly, jelly!
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[SCREAMS]
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Jelly.
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[SIGHS]
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[SCREAMS]
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[WHINING]
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Want me to help you out of
the net, Mr. Funny Nose?
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[CLICKS]
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Okay.
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What the--?
A mermaid.
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Quick. Trap her.
We'll get on Nightline.
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[WHINING]
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Ah. Ah.
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Ah-choo!
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[GROANS]
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[GRUNTING]
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[GROWLING]
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Ah! Trash fish.
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[WAILING]
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[SNIFFS]
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Eww! Stinky.
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[BUTTONS GROANS]
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[GROANS]
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00:14:00,434 --> 00:14:01,467
[SCREAMS]
256
00:14:25,167 --> 00:14:29,067
Jelly. Jelly.
257
00:14:31,167 --> 00:14:33,634
Peekaboo, I see you.
258
00:14:33,634 --> 00:14:34,634
[GIGGLES]
259
00:14:46,634 --> 00:14:47,634
[GASPS]
260
00:14:53,667 --> 00:14:54,667
[GASPS]
261
00:15:03,167 --> 00:15:04,267
[TAPPING]
262
00:15:13,133 --> 00:15:14,501
[GROWLS]
[WHINES]
263
00:15:21,567 --> 00:15:25,467
Mindy, you did right by saving
the porpoise from the nets.
264
00:15:25,467 --> 00:15:26,868
That was good.
265
00:15:26,868 --> 00:15:28,534
Beardy-head.
266
00:15:28,534 --> 00:15:30,934
No, Mindy.
I am Neptune,
267
00:15:30,934 --> 00:15:34,534
ocean ruler and protector
of all the sea.
268
00:15:34,534 --> 00:15:36,934
Beardy-head.
269
00:15:36,934 --> 00:15:39,200
Call me "Neptune,"
call me "king"
270
00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:43,601
call me "ocean ruler,"
but don't call me "Beardy-head."
271
00:15:43,601 --> 00:15:46,434
Okay, Beardy-head.
I love you. Bye-bye.
272
00:15:46,434 --> 00:15:47,901
Mwah.
273
00:15:49,100 --> 00:15:50,601
Strange child.
274
00:15:53,834 --> 00:15:54,934
Ooh.
275
00:15:58,634 --> 00:16:00,100
Jelly.
276
00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:02,434
[BUTTONS YELPING]
277
00:16:10,767 --> 00:16:13,367
[GROANING]
278
00:16:16,300 --> 00:16:18,267
[SIGHS]
279
00:16:18,267 --> 00:16:19,701
MERMAID:
Buttons!
280
00:16:19,701 --> 00:16:20,868
Bad merdog.
281
00:16:20,868 --> 00:16:22,734
Didn't I say stay
out of the garden?
282
00:16:22,734 --> 00:16:26,100
Look at my kelp bed.
It's ruined.
283
00:16:26,100 --> 00:16:28,400
There'll be no treats
for you tonight.
284
00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:30,868
It's okay, Buttons.
I love you. Bye-bye.
285
00:16:34,367 --> 00:16:35,767
[PHONE RINGING]
286
00:16:37,234 --> 00:16:40,501
* She's Katie Ka-Boom,
Katie Ka-Boom *
287
00:16:40,501 --> 00:16:43,567
* She lives in a house
With a garden in bloom *
288
00:16:43,567 --> 00:16:46,567
* Her family knows that
Anytime soon *
289
00:16:46,567 --> 00:16:48,200
* Their little lady, Katie *
290
00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:49,434
* Goes ka-boom! *
291
00:16:59,501 --> 00:17:02,267
KATIE:
Guess what Bobby told Gracie
in history class.
292
00:17:02,267 --> 00:17:04,200
[BEEP]
Oh, hold on.
I just got beeped.
293
00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:05,200
Katie?
294
00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:06,634
Hello?
Hi, Christa.
295
00:17:06,634 --> 00:17:08,701
I've got Wendy on
call waiting. Hold on.
296
00:17:08,701 --> 00:17:11,234
Wendy, I have Christa
on the other line.
297
00:17:11,234 --> 00:17:13,234
Whoops,
I just got beeped again.
298
00:17:13,234 --> 00:17:15,601
Hello? Hi, Aya,
can you hold on?
299
00:17:15,601 --> 00:17:17,601
Christa, Aya says hi.
[MAKES ENGINE NOISES]
300
00:17:17,601 --> 00:17:20,067
Oh, hold on.
I got beeped again.
301
00:17:20,067 --> 00:17:22,234
Hi, Gracie.
Can you hold on a sec?
302
00:17:22,234 --> 00:17:23,868
Aya, Gracie's on hold.
303
00:17:23,868 --> 00:17:26,300
Mom, I'm on the phone.
304
00:17:26,300 --> 00:17:27,834
Katie, sweetheart,
305
00:17:27,834 --> 00:17:30,033
your father has to make
an important business call.
306
00:17:31,534 --> 00:17:32,834
I'll call you back. Bye.
307
00:17:32,834 --> 00:17:35,501
I'll call you back. Bye.
I'll call you back. Bye.
308
00:17:35,501 --> 00:17:38,501
Thanks. We appreciate
your sacrifice.
309
00:17:38,501 --> 00:17:39,601
[HUMS]
310
00:17:39,601 --> 00:17:40,634
All clear, dear.
311
00:17:40,634 --> 00:17:41,667
Oh, thanks, hon.
312
00:17:44,501 --> 00:17:45,501
[RINGS]
313
00:17:45,501 --> 00:17:46,901
Hello, Bill?
314
00:17:46,901 --> 00:17:48,801
Yeah, how about
those Tigers, huh?
315
00:17:48,801 --> 00:17:50,834
Look, sorry it took so long
to get back to you.
316
00:17:50,834 --> 00:17:52,601
I was going over
these figures here and--
317
00:17:52,601 --> 00:17:53,601
[BEEP]
318
00:17:53,601 --> 00:17:55,334
Oh, darn this call waiting.
319
00:17:55,334 --> 00:17:56,334
C-can you hold, please?
320
00:17:56,334 --> 00:17:58,067
[SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY]
321
00:17:58,067 --> 00:18:00,968
Hello? No, Katie can't
come to the phone.
322
00:18:00,968 --> 00:18:02,934
Call back.
323
00:18:02,934 --> 00:18:04,467
Yeah. I'm sorry, Bill.
324
00:18:04,467 --> 00:18:06,300
Now, as I was saying--
325
00:18:06,300 --> 00:18:08,901
Oh, a-- All right, then,
I'll proceed as--
326
00:18:08,901 --> 00:18:09,934
As planned.
327
00:18:09,934 --> 00:18:11,367
Thank you, Bill.
Yeah, goodbye.
328
00:18:12,701 --> 00:18:14,334
Who called me,
Daddy?
329
00:18:14,334 --> 00:18:16,701
Uh, just a sec, uh,
princess.
330
00:18:16,701 --> 00:18:18,667
Somebody called me.
Who was it?
331
00:18:18,667 --> 00:18:20,400
Uh-- Oh, yeah.
It was a boy.
332
00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:22,534
Uh...didn't get
his name.
333
00:18:22,534 --> 00:18:24,901
A boy? A boy?
Oh, my golly!
334
00:18:24,901 --> 00:18:27,601
Was it Jared or was it
Ralph? Mike or Joel?
335
00:18:27,601 --> 00:18:29,100
Oh-- I'm sorry, honey.
[GROWLS]
336
00:18:29,100 --> 00:18:32,033
I-- I'm not sure just--
I-I-I don't know.
337
00:18:32,033 --> 00:18:33,767
You don't know?!
338
00:18:33,767 --> 00:18:36,000
My life is ruined!
339
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:39,567
Oh, dear.
Here we go again.
[GROWLING]
340
00:18:40,601 --> 00:18:42,968
[BLOWS WHISTLE, ALARM SOUNDING]
341
00:18:42,968 --> 00:18:45,667
Sound the alert!
Man the battle stations!
342
00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:49,267
My life is ruined!
343
00:18:50,534 --> 00:18:52,000
[GROWLING]
344
00:19:01,133 --> 00:19:02,634
Red alert. Red alert.
345
00:19:02,634 --> 00:19:05,033
Teen girl overreacting
on Oak Tree Lane.
346
00:19:05,033 --> 00:19:06,968
Send in reinforcements.
347
00:19:06,968 --> 00:19:10,534
I am not overreacting!
348
00:19:10,534 --> 00:19:11,601
[GROWLS]
349
00:19:12,868 --> 00:19:14,267
[HEAVY FOOTSTEPS]
350
00:19:16,367 --> 00:19:17,968
Now-- Now, Katie,
pumpkin.
351
00:19:17,968 --> 00:19:20,767
A-aren't you taking this
just a little too far?
352
00:19:21,934 --> 00:19:24,434
Too far? Rar!
353
00:19:24,434 --> 00:19:26,601
How's this for too far?
354
00:19:26,601 --> 00:19:28,267
[LINE BEEPING]
355
00:19:34,234 --> 00:19:36,934
Oh. So here's the
new Yellow Pages.
356
00:19:36,934 --> 00:19:38,267
Now, now, Katie.
357
00:19:38,267 --> 00:19:40,434
We're your parents, kitten,
and we love you.
358
00:19:40,434 --> 00:19:42,968
Now...please don't be
irrational.
359
00:19:42,968 --> 00:19:45,400
I am not irrational!
360
00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:47,501
I am a teenager!
361
00:19:48,167 --> 00:19:49,334
[PHONES RINGING]
362
00:20:03,834 --> 00:20:05,701
[PHONE RINGING]
363
00:20:09,767 --> 00:20:11,467
Hello? Hi, Mike.
364
00:20:11,467 --> 00:20:13,200
Oh, yeah. Page 51.
365
00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:14,767
Questions three to 35.
366
00:20:14,767 --> 00:20:16,801
Okay? Bye.
367
00:20:16,801 --> 00:20:17,801
It was Mike.
368
00:20:17,801 --> 00:20:19,534
He needed
the homework assignment.
369
00:20:19,534 --> 00:20:20,767
[GIGGLES]
370
00:20:21,901 --> 00:20:23,801
She'll grow out
of it, right?
371
00:20:23,801 --> 00:20:25,267
Let us pray.
372
00:20:26,567 --> 00:20:29,601
* Her family knows that
Anytime soon *
373
00:20:29,601 --> 00:20:33,534
*Their little lady, Katie
Goes...ka-boom *
374
00:20:37,167 --> 00:20:40,000
[***]
375
00:21:03,834 --> 00:21:04,834
That's it!
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