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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,421 [♪ "Work To Do" by The Isley Brothers playing] 2 00:00:10,427 --> 00:00:12,804 Oh, yeah. Chicken is done. 3 00:00:12,804 --> 00:00:14,306 Alright, what's goin' on with the waffle count? 4 00:00:14,306 --> 00:00:16,225 Mm, uh, nearly 40. 5 00:00:16,225 --> 00:00:17,768 - Oh, nice, nice. - We're movin'. 6 00:00:17,768 --> 00:00:20,354 Oh, that looks so good, Edwin. 7 00:00:20,354 --> 00:00:21,647 - Nadine... - Hm? 8 00:00:21,647 --> 00:00:23,941 - ...does it look professional? - Yes. 9 00:00:23,941 --> 00:00:25,651 I really need this to work, mama. 10 00:00:25,651 --> 00:00:27,069 Mm, mm! 11 00:00:27,069 --> 00:00:31,198 - Yeah? - Dad! What smells so amazing? 12 00:00:31,198 --> 00:00:33,283 - Oh! Oh, hey, Paige. - Hi. 13 00:00:33,283 --> 00:00:35,619 [Nadine Gregory] Your dad made these shrimp and grits balls. 14 00:00:35,619 --> 00:00:36,703 They're divine. 15 00:00:36,703 --> 00:00:38,163 I know you prefer bland Swedish food, 16 00:00:38,163 --> 00:00:39,831 - but come try. - [Edwin Alexander] Okay, okay. 17 00:00:39,831 --> 00:00:41,124 Good morning. Good morning, baby girl. 18 00:00:41,124 --> 00:00:43,377 You got the "morning" part right. What's the occasion? 19 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:45,254 Why are you in my favorite apron 20 00:00:45,254 --> 00:00:48,048 and you guys using every single bowl in my house? 21 00:00:48,048 --> 00:00:51,552 I'm catering your sister's open house. Did you forget that? 22 00:00:51,552 --> 00:00:53,804 - No, no, no. I remember. - Few more gigs like that, 23 00:00:53,804 --> 00:00:55,806 I'll have a down payment on the food truck. 24 00:00:55,806 --> 00:00:57,850 Yeah, and then you're just gonna need a license to drive it 25 00:00:57,850 --> 00:01:00,143 and a business permit, an employer ID number, 26 00:01:00,143 --> 00:01:01,812 - and a food-- - And a food service license. I know. 27 00:01:01,812 --> 00:01:04,398 - [Nadine sighs] - The shit ain't set up for me to succeed. 28 00:01:04,398 --> 00:01:07,526 I understand, but I got my birth certificate. 29 00:01:07,526 --> 00:01:10,571 - One step at a time, okay? - Yeah, you are correct. 30 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:12,698 - You hungry? - Yes. [laughs] 31 00:01:12,698 --> 00:01:16,118 Hey, Nadine put together these little waffle bites 32 00:01:16,118 --> 00:01:18,287 in case she's feelin' more sweet than savory. 33 00:01:18,287 --> 00:01:20,122 I'd say Paige feels more salty. 34 00:01:21,582 --> 00:01:23,125 I'll just have a coffee. 35 00:01:23,125 --> 00:01:24,459 Okay. 36 00:01:24,877 --> 00:01:26,628 - [mouths] Stop. - [mouths] What? 37 00:01:26,628 --> 00:01:28,380 - Dad? - Yeah, baby. 38 00:01:28,964 --> 00:01:30,507 I thought we said no overnights. 39 00:01:30,507 --> 00:01:33,886 She just got here, and she saved the day, Paige. 40 00:01:33,886 --> 00:01:35,012 How? [chuckles] 41 00:01:35,012 --> 00:01:37,931 Did you know you're missing lemon pepper and garlic salt? 42 00:01:37,931 --> 00:01:39,933 Oh, well, yeah, that makes her a hero. 43 00:01:39,933 --> 00:01:42,769 Can you maybe warn me when you're gonna have company 44 00:01:42,769 --> 00:01:44,855 so that I don't come down in my private clothes? 45 00:01:44,855 --> 00:01:46,857 You wore those pants to Target last week, girl. 46 00:01:46,857 --> 00:01:48,650 [Nadine] I raised you better than that. 47 00:01:48,650 --> 00:01:52,029 Oh, let's please not unpack how you "raised" me. 48 00:01:52,029 --> 00:01:55,490 - A-Also, these are Ivy Park. - Paired with Birkenstocks. 49 00:01:55,490 --> 00:01:57,618 I'm gonna go fold some laundry 'cause there's something about 50 00:01:57,618 --> 00:01:59,536 being around the two of you that makes me wanna put some 51 00:01:59,536 --> 00:02:01,079 sharp creases in my jeans. 52 00:02:02,039 --> 00:02:05,250 [♪ upbeat, rhythmic music playing] 53 00:02:09,379 --> 00:02:12,216 [Edwin] Hey! Comin' to it right now. Comin' to it! 54 00:02:12,216 --> 00:02:15,719 - What is this? - It's not what you think. 55 00:02:15,719 --> 00:02:18,555 Okay, it's an album recorded by my kid's father, 56 00:02:18,555 --> 00:02:21,266 and it's in my dad's room, so what should I think? 57 00:02:21,266 --> 00:02:22,559 Paige, rock-and-roll went south 58 00:02:22,559 --> 00:02:24,394 after Chuck Berry and Little Richard and them, 59 00:02:24,394 --> 00:02:26,230 so there must be another reason 60 00:02:26,230 --> 00:02:28,482 - why it's in my room-- - What the fu-- 61 00:02:28,482 --> 00:02:29,983 - Grandpa. - Finn. 62 00:02:29,983 --> 00:02:31,693 - You said you wouldn't tell. - Y-Your mama came-- 63 00:02:31,693 --> 00:02:32,819 Wouldn't tell what? 64 00:02:32,819 --> 00:02:34,821 - [sighs] It doesn't matter. - Jesus Christ. 65 00:02:34,821 --> 00:02:38,158 - It doesn't matter. - Aw, Dad, Dad, Dad. 66 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:39,243 We talked about this. 67 00:02:39,243 --> 00:02:42,162 You and I are supposed to tell each other the whole truth. 68 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:44,998 The boy is allowed to be curious about his own father, Paige. 69 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:47,459 No. No, no, no. This is a terrible idea. 70 00:02:47,459 --> 00:02:50,170 You are opening up a whole can of worms. 71 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:51,755 Can been open, Paige. 72 00:02:51,755 --> 00:02:54,675 - [Paige sighs] - Been open since the day the boy was born. 73 00:02:54,675 --> 00:02:56,593 Paige, I gotta get ready. I got food in the car. 74 00:02:56,593 --> 00:02:59,263 It would really mean a lot to me if you would just stop by 75 00:02:59,263 --> 00:03:00,889 the open house later to support me. 76 00:03:00,889 --> 00:03:05,060 Y-Yeah. That-- Yes, that's fine. Sure. I already told Esti that I would be there. 77 00:03:05,060 --> 00:03:07,729 - Oh, okay. Yeah, Esti. Okay. - I just-- I need you to promise me 78 00:03:07,729 --> 00:03:09,064 that you are not going to quit your day job 79 00:03:09,064 --> 00:03:14,444 over whatever this food thing may or may not pan out to be, okay? 80 00:03:14,444 --> 00:03:17,823 I will be keeping that bird very firmly in my hand, Paige. 81 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:19,825 - Okay. - Anyway, I'm glad you're comin'. 82 00:03:19,825 --> 00:03:22,202 I know how much you like to snoop around other folks' floor plans. 83 00:03:22,703 --> 00:03:24,204 What does that mean, Dad? 84 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:25,330 It means you're a sn-- [laughs] 85 00:03:25,330 --> 00:03:27,374 - You're a snoop, girl. - I'm not a snoop. It was right there. 86 00:03:27,374 --> 00:03:28,458 Okay, yeah. Whose room is this? 87 00:03:28,458 --> 00:03:30,210 - [Paige Alexander] Who pays the mortgage? - Oh! 88 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:32,921 - [video recorder beeps] - I wanna talk about triggers. 89 00:03:32,921 --> 00:03:35,174 So, maybe there's no such thing as a trigger warning 90 00:03:35,174 --> 00:03:36,925 because, apparently, a trigger can show up 91 00:03:36,925 --> 00:03:39,678 in your kitchen uninvited and unannounced, 92 00:03:39,678 --> 00:03:42,222 and that is not the right attitude. 93 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:43,515 - [video recorder beeps] - [sputters] 94 00:03:43,515 --> 00:03:45,684 - Ah! - [video recorder beeps] 95 00:03:46,435 --> 00:03:47,436 [whispers] Triggers. 96 00:03:47,436 --> 00:03:50,522 [normal] Triggers are almost never about what's happening right now. 97 00:03:50,522 --> 00:03:52,649 They are connected to something old, 98 00:03:52,649 --> 00:03:54,776 something that is carried in the mind 99 00:03:54,776 --> 00:03:57,738 but really held in the body, 100 00:03:57,738 --> 00:03:59,781 and that is why they can be so overwhelming, 101 00:03:59,781 --> 00:04:04,494 like a riptide is sucking you under and-- [yells] 102 00:04:06,163 --> 00:04:07,372 [sighs] 103 00:04:08,290 --> 00:04:11,543 - [video recorder beeps] - Triggers are like metal detectors, 104 00:04:11,543 --> 00:04:15,547 and when they go off, it means that you have found a spot 105 00:04:15,547 --> 00:04:20,719 where something deeply personal is buried way down. 106 00:04:20,719 --> 00:04:23,180 And so, the question you need to ask yourself is: 107 00:04:23,180 --> 00:04:25,724 am I willing to start digging? 108 00:04:25,724 --> 00:04:28,227 - [video recorder beeps] - No, I am not. 109 00:04:28,227 --> 00:04:31,605 [groans] I'm so triggered. 110 00:04:33,649 --> 00:04:35,400 - [Finn Alexander] Mom? - Hey. 111 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:39,112 Um... about my dad... I've been thinking-- 112 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:40,405 And you have questions, right? 113 00:04:40,405 --> 00:04:42,449 Of course, you do, because these are critical years 114 00:04:42,449 --> 00:04:44,159 of individuating, 115 00:04:44,159 --> 00:04:47,704 and so it's totally natural for you to wanna know more about your dad. 116 00:04:47,704 --> 00:04:48,997 It's primal, really. 117 00:04:48,997 --> 00:04:51,458 So, I mean, whatever you wanna ask me, you should ask me, 118 00:04:51,458 --> 00:04:55,379 - like on Reddit but in real life. - Mom. Can we talk a little slower? 119 00:04:55,754 --> 00:04:59,591 [chuckles] Uh, yes, we can. 120 00:04:59,591 --> 00:05:01,093 I'm sorry, sweetie. 121 00:05:04,012 --> 00:05:05,556 What's he really like? 122 00:05:05,556 --> 00:05:09,268 I mean, I kinda don't know what he's like, but I also do. 123 00:05:09,268 --> 00:05:10,352 Wow. 124 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:14,523 Uh, well, your dad, 125 00:05:14,523 --> 00:05:19,278 he is charming and charismatic 126 00:05:19,278 --> 00:05:24,324 and also, like, fun and carefree. [laughs] 127 00:05:24,324 --> 00:05:28,203 - So you're saying I took after you? - Tragically, yes. [laughs] 128 00:05:28,203 --> 00:05:29,621 But, honey, there's still hope for you 129 00:05:29,621 --> 00:05:32,165 because you might get some of your granddad's swag passed onto you 130 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:34,710 'cause it's somewhere in my genetics. [laughs] 131 00:05:35,544 --> 00:05:37,296 Is there a reason he doesn't come see me? 132 00:05:37,296 --> 00:05:42,092 You know, his band tours, like, 300 days a year. 133 00:05:42,092 --> 00:05:44,261 Yeah, and he doesn't visit the other 65. 134 00:05:44,261 --> 00:05:48,015 - I mean. - Yeah, I c-- I can't explain that, Finn. 135 00:05:48,015 --> 00:05:51,852 - 'Kay, maybe I'll just ask him. - Oh, wow. Okay, that's interesting. 136 00:05:51,852 --> 00:05:55,606 Um, so, it is one approach, and we can talk about it, 137 00:05:55,606 --> 00:05:58,901 but let's just talk about it maybe when I'm not on my way out the door, okay? 138 00:05:58,901 --> 00:06:02,029 - Okay. - Okay! Okay, okay! 139 00:06:02,404 --> 00:06:05,032 - [door closes] - [♪ soft, rhythmic music playing] 140 00:06:05,032 --> 00:06:07,159 ♪ 141 00:06:08,118 --> 00:06:10,871 Welcome. There is a sign-in sheet on the table right there. 142 00:06:10,871 --> 00:06:13,707 - [softly] Thank you. - Oh, and I have a neo-soul small bite 143 00:06:13,707 --> 00:06:15,000 for your enjoyment, take that. 144 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:16,293 - Thank you. - There you go. 145 00:06:16,293 --> 00:06:18,128 It's like the Erykah Badu of light bites. 146 00:06:19,630 --> 00:06:23,383 So, what are we thinking? Is the bedroom suite not dreamy? 147 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:25,427 It's the heated floors in the bathroom for me. 148 00:06:25,427 --> 00:06:30,140 There's nothin' like stepping down onto warm tile in the middle of winter. 149 00:06:30,140 --> 00:06:31,808 I was just talking about that. 150 00:06:31,808 --> 00:06:34,019 Now if I'm you all, I'm moving very quickly. 151 00:06:34,019 --> 00:06:36,772 This place is goin' in multiples, you best believe. 152 00:06:36,772 --> 00:06:39,149 - I'm calling our agent. - Okay. 153 00:06:39,149 --> 00:06:41,193 Oh, please, uh, take a sammie before you go. 154 00:06:41,193 --> 00:06:43,779 - Thank you. - And for all your catering needs, 155 00:06:43,779 --> 00:06:45,280 please take a card. 156 00:06:45,280 --> 00:06:49,201 It has my, uh, QR code, which my grandson made for me. 157 00:06:49,201 --> 00:06:50,494 - Oh, sweet. Thank you. - Thank you. 158 00:06:50,494 --> 00:06:51,954 - You guys enjoy. - Thank you so much. 159 00:06:51,954 --> 00:06:53,455 - Bye. - Bye-bye now. 160 00:06:53,455 --> 00:06:54,790 That was good. 161 00:06:54,790 --> 00:06:57,000 - Dude, promise me I'll never have to do... - Huh? What? 162 00:06:57,000 --> 00:07:00,796 ...another open house without you and your awesome waffle sammies. 163 00:07:00,796 --> 00:07:02,297 Okay, gimme somethin'. Come on. 164 00:07:02,297 --> 00:07:03,882 Uhh! 165 00:07:03,882 --> 00:07:06,593 You said you're gonna take better care of me. 166 00:07:06,593 --> 00:07:10,180 - Mm-hm. - So, you know Nadine's a walking, 167 00:07:10,180 --> 00:07:13,976 talking trigger machine, but what are you gonna do? 168 00:07:13,976 --> 00:07:16,144 - I don't need trouble. - I don't know. Ignore her? 169 00:07:16,144 --> 00:07:17,437 [gasps] Wait, does that work? 170 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:20,524 - No. Fight her. - Uh, try again. 171 00:07:20,524 --> 00:07:23,151 Listen to everything you say that we need the most? 172 00:07:23,151 --> 00:07:24,903 - Bingo! - Oh! 173 00:07:25,362 --> 00:07:27,364 Oh, God. Incoming. 174 00:07:27,906 --> 00:07:29,658 Paige, hi! 175 00:07:29,658 --> 00:07:31,743 - Hi! Wow! - [Ava] Hi! 176 00:07:31,743 --> 00:07:35,497 Oh, you're checking out my dad's new business venture. 177 00:07:35,497 --> 00:07:37,958 Yeah. You know, I like to show up for my clients. 178 00:07:37,958 --> 00:07:39,376 Right. Or check up on them? 179 00:07:39,376 --> 00:07:42,254 Just a little. I love how he's literally cooking up bigger plans. 180 00:07:42,254 --> 00:07:44,339 Ah, I see what you did there. 181 00:07:44,339 --> 00:07:46,592 Your dad's showin' out. The man's food slaps. 182 00:07:46,592 --> 00:07:48,677 - Mm-hm. - Yep. Except now, thanks to him, 183 00:07:48,677 --> 00:07:50,429 I gotta talk Ava outta this house. 184 00:07:50,429 --> 00:07:54,016 Mm, it's literally perfect. Ooh, I'm moist. [laughs] 185 00:07:54,016 --> 00:07:55,517 Slow down, babe. 186 00:07:55,517 --> 00:07:57,811 I think you've had one too many bourbon-glazed shrimp. 187 00:07:57,811 --> 00:08:00,439 - Okay? Let's get you home. - Bye, Paige. 188 00:08:00,439 --> 00:08:02,357 - [Mal Kennedy] See you, Paige. - See you, Ava. Bye, Mal. 189 00:08:02,357 --> 00:08:04,276 - Bye, guys. [groans] - [metal detector beeping] 190 00:08:04,276 --> 00:08:08,780 Beep, beep, beep, beep. 191 00:08:09,239 --> 00:08:13,243 - [gasps] Beeeeep! - [metal detector beeping] 192 00:08:16,079 --> 00:08:18,540 ♪ 193 00:08:18,540 --> 00:08:22,252 I don't understand why Paige keeps doubting this part of who I am. 194 00:08:22,252 --> 00:08:25,464 Yeah, Paige is just an "I'll believe it when I see it" type. 195 00:08:25,464 --> 00:08:28,467 Oh yeah. Give her time. It's only been three or four decades. 196 00:08:28,467 --> 00:08:29,885 Let her cook. 197 00:08:30,886 --> 00:08:34,097 Ooh, that looks good. And I will take one of-- 198 00:08:34,097 --> 00:08:36,600 - No, you will not. - Hey, hey, hey! Leave some for the guests! 199 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:38,352 - Come on! - [Edwin] You know what? 200 00:08:38,352 --> 00:08:39,561 You guys ate all the food. 201 00:08:39,561 --> 00:08:41,396 - [Esti Nelson] Uh-uh. - [Edwin] Forget it! Forget it! 202 00:08:41,396 --> 00:08:43,607 - I'll be standing by. - [Edwin] Forget it. Nuh-uh. 203 00:08:43,607 --> 00:08:45,901 Paige! Oh, my God! So glad you made it! 204 00:08:45,901 --> 00:08:47,819 - Baby girl. - Uh, your dad's grits balls 205 00:08:47,819 --> 00:08:49,988 have sold this house five times already. 206 00:08:49,988 --> 00:08:52,866 - Grits balls? - Oh, they're very persuasive. 207 00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:55,035 - Well, you like the balls. - [Esti] Seriously though, 208 00:08:55,035 --> 00:08:57,037 your dad is the best hype man of all time. 209 00:08:57,037 --> 00:08:58,330 Okay, okay. Come on now, come on now. 210 00:08:58,330 --> 00:09:01,542 Okay, well, Lil Jon is the best hype man of actual all time, 211 00:09:01,542 --> 00:09:02,835 but I don't know Lil Jon. 212 00:09:02,835 --> 00:09:04,294 I couldn't afford him even if I did. 213 00:09:04,294 --> 00:09:06,505 You might not be able to afford me after a while. 214 00:09:06,505 --> 00:09:09,174 - Ah! - [all laughing] 215 00:09:09,174 --> 00:09:13,095 [fake laughing] Esti, can I talk to you for a minute? 216 00:09:13,095 --> 00:09:15,097 Okay, and then, I come around the corner, 217 00:09:15,097 --> 00:09:18,308 and there she is in my favorite vintage apron. 218 00:09:18,308 --> 00:09:19,685 - The one you got at Ragstock? - Yes! 219 00:09:19,685 --> 00:09:21,937 And now she's trying to be all buddy-buddy with my sister? 220 00:09:21,937 --> 00:09:23,313 - Me? - Yes, you. 221 00:09:23,313 --> 00:09:25,649 I can't even get my feet underneath me 'cause everywhere I turn, 222 00:09:25,649 --> 00:09:27,484 there's Nadine and her stupid fucking long legs. 223 00:09:27,484 --> 00:09:29,361 She does have outstanding legs. 224 00:09:29,361 --> 00:09:31,238 - Stop liking her! - Ow! O-Okay, okay! 225 00:09:31,238 --> 00:09:32,906 - [whispers] What do you want me to do? - I don't know. 226 00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:34,700 Be mean to her, at least when I'm around. 227 00:09:34,700 --> 00:09:37,077 I'm kidding. You know I'm totally kidding, right? 228 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:38,912 Who are you kidding? You are totally not kidding. 229 00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:43,292 [groans] I also saw Mal and his gorgeous girlfriend. 230 00:09:43,292 --> 00:09:45,502 I should sue her for breaking my face, right? 231 00:09:45,502 --> 00:09:48,589 - Isn't she a lawyer? - Oh, yeah. So that plan's a bust. 232 00:09:48,589 --> 00:09:52,968 Oh, also, Finn, all of a sudden, has all these questions about his dad. 233 00:09:52,968 --> 00:09:55,888 I'm triggered as fuck. Somehow, he got his hands on the album. 234 00:09:55,888 --> 00:09:57,848 Oh, that, that was me. 235 00:09:57,848 --> 00:09:59,808 - How could you? - No, oh, yeah, yeah, I probably should've 236 00:09:59,808 --> 00:10:01,727 - told you. I-- - Yes! How could you? 237 00:10:01,727 --> 00:10:03,187 You know how I feel about Johnny. 238 00:10:03,187 --> 00:10:07,399 I guess. It-- But it-it-- Vaguely, okay? It's not like we ever talk about it. 239 00:10:07,399 --> 00:10:09,151 Yes, because there's nothing to talk about. 240 00:10:09,151 --> 00:10:12,446 - He's totally not present. - Which is why I got the record, okay? 241 00:10:12,446 --> 00:10:15,073 If I had a dad I never see who dedicated something to me, 242 00:10:15,073 --> 00:10:16,909 I'd be all over that, like a little piece of me. 243 00:10:16,909 --> 00:10:20,621 But this isn't you! This is Finn, my kid, who is anxious! 244 00:10:20,621 --> 00:10:23,540 Okay, this is, uh, too much Selling Sunset drama for me, 245 00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:25,626 and unlike those girls, I actually have to sell this house. 246 00:10:25,626 --> 00:10:26,710 [Paige] Okay. 247 00:10:27,085 --> 00:10:29,171 - [metal detector beeping] - [Little Paige] Beep, beep, beep-- 248 00:10:29,171 --> 00:10:31,715 No, no, no, no. Okay, okay, can you-- Y-- J-- Turn that off. 249 00:10:31,715 --> 00:10:36,428 Trick, you need to phone a friend, a friend named Murphy. 250 00:10:36,428 --> 00:10:38,180 - [Paige] No. - Mm. 251 00:10:38,180 --> 00:10:40,140 Oh, really? 252 00:10:40,849 --> 00:10:42,059 Go on. 253 00:10:46,522 --> 00:10:48,148 [kids shouting] 254 00:10:49,233 --> 00:10:50,859 - Nadine... - Hm? 255 00:10:50,859 --> 00:10:54,821 ...I would like to invite you to family therapy with us. 256 00:10:54,821 --> 00:10:56,949 [coughs] I'm-I'm sorry, what? 257 00:10:56,949 --> 00:10:58,534 Yeah, I'm sure my dad has told you 258 00:10:58,534 --> 00:11:00,911 that we're seeing someone and we're learning a lot. 259 00:11:00,911 --> 00:11:03,080 - Whether we want to or not. - This week, our therapist 260 00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:05,040 recommended that we include you, 261 00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:08,252 so for whatever reason, I'm going along with it. 262 00:11:08,252 --> 00:11:11,255 But it's family therapy, so. 263 00:11:11,255 --> 00:11:14,466 - I-I-- - Okay. She's inviting you, take the win. 264 00:11:14,466 --> 00:11:18,428 'Cause I am ready to start digging, even if it's my own grave. 265 00:11:18,846 --> 00:11:21,056 - Oh! - [nastily] Excuse me. 266 00:11:21,056 --> 00:11:22,140 Wh-- 267 00:11:22,516 --> 00:11:25,143 No... No. 268 00:11:30,607 --> 00:11:32,609 [phone chimes] 269 00:11:36,572 --> 00:11:37,906 - So, Mom? - Mm-hm. 270 00:11:37,906 --> 00:11:39,741 - I've been texting my dad... - What? 271 00:11:39,741 --> 00:11:44,079 ...and, um... he's not going on the road until January. 272 00:11:44,079 --> 00:11:45,998 - I wanna go see him. - [sighs] 273 00:11:45,998 --> 00:11:47,916 He said I can visit him, like, next week-- 274 00:11:47,916 --> 00:11:50,794 Visit? Bu-- No. Uh, Finn, your dad should not be making promises 275 00:11:50,794 --> 00:11:52,421 about trips without talking to me. 276 00:11:52,421 --> 00:11:54,631 But you don't have to do anything. 277 00:11:54,631 --> 00:11:55,883 I'm old enough to go by myself. 278 00:11:55,883 --> 00:11:58,886 Honey, you haven't even gotten behind the wheel of a car since the accident. 279 00:11:58,886 --> 00:12:00,721 Now you wanna get on a plane by yourself? 280 00:12:00,721 --> 00:12:01,805 Mom, this is different. 281 00:12:01,805 --> 00:12:05,225 Finn, I... I'm sorry, it's a no. 282 00:12:06,518 --> 00:12:09,062 I smell tension. Anyone else smell tension? 283 00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:11,231 [sniffs] Tension. 284 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:13,317 Hello! 285 00:12:13,317 --> 00:12:15,319 Enchanté. 286 00:12:15,319 --> 00:12:17,613 You must be Nadine, the, uh, non-legal stepmother 287 00:12:17,613 --> 00:12:19,323 who triggers the fuck outta Paige, huh? 288 00:12:19,323 --> 00:12:21,116 Hm, is that what she told you? 289 00:12:21,116 --> 00:12:22,951 - Eh. - Interesting. 290 00:12:22,951 --> 00:12:24,995 [Murphy Collins] Right this way, please. 291 00:12:24,995 --> 00:12:26,788 You ready for this? 292 00:12:26,788 --> 00:12:29,082 - Question is, are you? - [chuckles] 293 00:12:31,460 --> 00:12:33,295 [sighs] 294 00:12:33,295 --> 00:12:35,214 [Murphy] Paige, you okay? 295 00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:39,259 Um, my heart is beating really fast, 296 00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:42,304 and, um, I just-- I-I-I d-- I don't feel safe. 297 00:12:42,304 --> 00:12:46,808 Okay, well, at the risk of sounding shrinky... 298 00:12:48,185 --> 00:12:50,938 Nadine, why, why do you think Paige feels unsafe? 299 00:12:50,938 --> 00:12:52,022 I don't know. [laughs] 300 00:12:52,022 --> 00:12:54,650 You'd think she owns stock in childhood trauma. 301 00:12:54,650 --> 00:12:57,110 Oh, well, thanks to you, I do own some shares. 302 00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:59,696 Do Finn and I really need to be here for this? 303 00:12:59,696 --> 00:13:01,865 'Cause I can take him down the street for a burger, 304 00:13:01,865 --> 00:13:03,075 - you know? - We can bring you back some food. 305 00:13:03,075 --> 00:13:06,578 - No eating in my office. - Paige, I want to help you 306 00:13:06,578 --> 00:13:08,163 work through your shit. 307 00:13:08,163 --> 00:13:09,248 - Oh, thank you. - Okay? 308 00:13:09,248 --> 00:13:13,168 But it takes a special kind of love to raise a child who's not your own. 309 00:13:13,168 --> 00:13:18,090 - A special [laughs] kind of love? - Good, Paige. Don't hold back now. 310 00:13:18,090 --> 00:13:20,676 Your body's telling you something. What are you feeling right now? 311 00:13:20,676 --> 00:13:22,511 Take a deep breath, identify the feeling... 312 00:13:22,511 --> 00:13:24,972 and then unleash, alright? 313 00:13:24,972 --> 00:13:28,600 We're gonna really have to wrestle through some emotions today. 314 00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:30,811 [Little Paige] Let's do it, Murph! 315 00:13:30,811 --> 00:13:32,980 [♪ "Apache" by Incredible Bongo Band playing] 316 00:13:32,980 --> 00:13:35,691 - [bell dings] - [audience cheers, applauds] 317 00:13:35,691 --> 00:13:38,151 [announcer voice] Live from my office in St. Louis Park, 318 00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:40,821 it's the Alexander Family Therapy Smackdown! 319 00:13:42,531 --> 00:13:44,908 Let's get ready to validaaate 320 00:13:44,908 --> 00:13:46,243 [normal] our feelings. 321 00:13:46,785 --> 00:13:48,704 [announcer voice] Round one! Ladies, take your corners. 322 00:13:48,704 --> 00:13:53,458 Nadine, the Bi-polar Babe versus Ragey Paigey. 323 00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:55,794 Okay, so first, start with the flying dropkick. 324 00:13:55,794 --> 00:13:57,296 - What? - And then go for her knees. 325 00:13:57,296 --> 00:13:58,589 - Okay. - 'Cause she's got great legs, 326 00:13:58,589 --> 00:13:59,673 - but bad knees. - I know. 327 00:13:59,673 --> 00:14:00,966 - Bad knees! Woo! - Woo! Let's go! 328 00:14:00,966 --> 00:14:04,052 - Okay! Yeah! Woo! - Yeah! 329 00:14:07,681 --> 00:14:09,933 [both grunting] 330 00:14:14,146 --> 00:14:16,481 A special kind of love?! 331 00:14:16,481 --> 00:14:19,109 You left me at a truck stop in Arizona! 332 00:14:19,109 --> 00:14:22,321 I thought you were sleeping in the back seat, 333 00:14:22,321 --> 00:14:24,364 and I came right back! 334 00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:26,992 - [Paige grunting] - Ooh! 335 00:14:28,243 --> 00:14:31,079 Two hours is not "right back"! 336 00:14:32,497 --> 00:14:33,874 In your face, Nadine! 337 00:14:33,874 --> 00:14:38,754 Because of you, I had to work shitty office jobs for 10 years! 338 00:14:38,754 --> 00:14:42,299 I'm sorry! You could've been turning tricks instead! 339 00:14:42,299 --> 00:14:43,592 [grunts] 340 00:14:43,592 --> 00:14:46,595 - You know what? - I'm so sorry, Nadine... 341 00:14:46,595 --> 00:14:49,431 - You gonna jump in or what? - Trust the process. This is good. 342 00:14:49,431 --> 00:14:51,600 - Tell me something that you did for me... - [Nadine] What? 343 00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:53,393 ...other than put a roof over my head. 344 00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:55,270 Oh, how 'bout put you through college? 345 00:14:55,270 --> 00:14:56,772 Oh, no, no. I had work-study. 346 00:14:56,772 --> 00:14:58,732 Oh, work-study. That didn't pay for shit. 347 00:14:58,732 --> 00:15:00,192 - [yells] - [body thuds] 348 00:15:00,192 --> 00:15:01,527 ♪ 349 00:15:01,527 --> 00:15:02,819 [yells] 350 00:15:02,819 --> 00:15:05,113 I took you to get your ears pierced. 351 00:15:05,113 --> 00:15:09,785 Yes, after you made me watch you get your belly button pierced! 352 00:15:09,785 --> 00:15:12,079 - [bell dings] - [grunting] 353 00:15:12,663 --> 00:15:14,915 I should've spanked you then! 354 00:15:14,915 --> 00:15:16,625 [grunting] 355 00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:21,171 You only ever do anything for me when there is something in it for you! 356 00:15:21,171 --> 00:15:25,592 What kinda kid wants a mom who just always puts herself first? 357 00:15:26,468 --> 00:15:28,303 That's a great question. 358 00:15:28,804 --> 00:15:29,805 - Bingo. - Oh. 359 00:15:29,805 --> 00:15:32,182 [audience cheers, applauds] 360 00:15:32,182 --> 00:15:34,768 ♪ 361 00:15:37,104 --> 00:15:38,522 [bell dings] 362 00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:42,359 - That's exactly what you do to me. - Come on. 363 00:15:43,026 --> 00:15:46,321 - I said I wanna see my dad. - Well, it's better this way! 364 00:15:46,321 --> 00:15:48,699 - Better for who? - For you! 365 00:15:50,242 --> 00:15:53,871 - Did you stop him from visiting? - No! No, of course not, 366 00:15:53,871 --> 00:15:57,124 but I, I couldn't force him to step up. 367 00:15:58,208 --> 00:16:00,627 So you let my dad drift away? 368 00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:02,045 [silence] 369 00:16:02,045 --> 00:16:03,547 Because what? 370 00:16:05,382 --> 00:16:07,384 Ya didn't wanna deal with him? 371 00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:10,679 Hit him with the chair! 372 00:16:11,305 --> 00:16:12,931 Are you crazy? 373 00:16:14,183 --> 00:16:19,521 Is that what you need to hear from me? That I, I fought for you to have a dad? 374 00:16:19,521 --> 00:16:21,899 Mom, I was too little to fight for myself. 375 00:16:21,899 --> 00:16:25,819 Finn, it is so hard to have a dad 376 00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:30,824 who, one minute, he's there and it is great, 377 00:16:30,824 --> 00:16:36,747 but then, he's gone, and it is terrible! 378 00:16:42,628 --> 00:16:44,963 [announcer voice] And now, the moment we've all been waiting for, 379 00:16:44,963 --> 00:16:50,219 the main event, Daddy Destruction versus Ragey Paigey! 380 00:16:50,219 --> 00:16:51,637 [bell dings] 381 00:16:52,179 --> 00:16:55,724 I tell you that woman triggers me. Everywhere you go, there she is! 382 00:16:55,724 --> 00:16:58,227 - Nadine has been there for me. - [Paige cackles] 383 00:16:58,227 --> 00:17:00,312 When you will not or you cannot support me! 384 00:17:00,312 --> 00:17:03,148 Dad, you live in my house! 385 00:17:03,148 --> 00:17:06,026 I literally support you! 386 00:17:06,026 --> 00:17:08,278 [both screaming] 387 00:17:08,278 --> 00:17:13,200 Only after you remind me about all the times I failed you. 388 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:14,535 You think that helps me? 389 00:17:14,535 --> 00:17:18,580 I don't do that... all the time. 390 00:17:18,580 --> 00:17:20,624 [grunting] 391 00:17:20,624 --> 00:17:23,377 - Often enough, baby. - [both yelling] 392 00:17:27,339 --> 00:17:29,591 Oh, yeah, oh, yeah. 393 00:17:29,591 --> 00:17:32,177 Paige, you can't keep livin' in the past. 394 00:17:32,177 --> 00:17:36,473 All the time I done lost, I've got to live in the right now! 395 00:17:36,473 --> 00:17:38,100 - [Paige] Okay. - We all do! 396 00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:39,184 Okay! 397 00:17:39,184 --> 00:17:43,772 But does the "right now" have to include so much Nadine? 398 00:17:43,772 --> 00:17:45,065 [yells] 399 00:17:45,065 --> 00:17:48,610 Can I just cut in here for a second? Wow. 400 00:17:48,610 --> 00:17:51,196 I am proud of you, Edwin. You're really doin' the work. 401 00:17:51,196 --> 00:17:53,156 - [Edwin] Thank you, doc. - You're welcome. 402 00:17:53,156 --> 00:17:54,449 - Now, Paige? - Yes. 403 00:17:54,449 --> 00:17:57,327 Look, Nadine may be wildly dysfunctional. She may be mis-attuned. 404 00:17:57,327 --> 00:17:59,872 She may have had a bi-polar episode or two. 405 00:17:59,872 --> 00:18:01,790 - Or five. - Or five, 406 00:18:01,790 --> 00:18:04,501 but she's not causing the big reaction. 407 00:18:04,501 --> 00:18:09,423 Yes, there's big feelings around her, but, him, your dad, 408 00:18:09,423 --> 00:18:13,343 what makes you really mad about your dad, specifically? 409 00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:19,349 [Paige] Dad. 410 00:18:20,517 --> 00:18:22,519 Gimme what you got, baby girl. 411 00:18:23,061 --> 00:18:24,688 [silence] 412 00:18:27,941 --> 00:18:34,364 I was so happy... when you got out that first time. 413 00:18:34,364 --> 00:18:35,866 Do you remember? 414 00:18:36,575 --> 00:18:41,413 You finally came home, and you took me out of foster care 415 00:18:41,413 --> 00:18:45,209 because I was gonna come live with you again... 416 00:18:45,209 --> 00:18:51,298 and we were gonna go shopping and... get a dog. 417 00:18:58,722 --> 00:19:02,351 But then... there was this woman, 418 00:19:02,351 --> 00:19:08,398 and it was all Nadine this and Nadine that, 419 00:19:08,398 --> 00:19:10,651 and then you just left me with her. 420 00:19:10,651 --> 00:19:13,820 You left me with her. 421 00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:18,200 So, when I see you two together, 422 00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:22,120 I am right back in that moment where everything was great, 423 00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:24,248 and then, suddenly, it all fell apart. 424 00:19:24,248 --> 00:19:29,127 I am in that place where I know that my daddy loves me... 425 00:19:29,127 --> 00:19:32,840 but he just keeps leaving me anyway. 426 00:19:32,840 --> 00:19:38,804 So I stay mad at Nadine because I can't get mad at you 427 00:19:38,804 --> 00:19:44,685 because I am so afraid that if I let you see how angry I am 428 00:19:44,685 --> 00:19:49,273 that you will just leave me again. 429 00:19:52,067 --> 00:19:55,487 There it is... There it is. 430 00:19:55,487 --> 00:19:58,240 - [audience shouting] - [Little Paige screaming] 431 00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:00,033 [Edwin yells] 432 00:20:02,077 --> 00:20:03,871 Yes! Woo-hoo! 433 00:20:03,871 --> 00:20:07,249 - [bell dings] - I won! I won! 434 00:20:08,125 --> 00:20:10,335 Did you though, really? 435 00:20:10,335 --> 00:20:12,045 [silence] 436 00:20:13,797 --> 00:20:18,510 That was awesome. [sighs] I'm so fucking good at this, aren't I? 437 00:20:19,970 --> 00:20:21,972 [gong rings] 438 00:20:23,056 --> 00:20:24,683 [Nadine] Are sessions always like that? 439 00:20:24,683 --> 00:20:28,061 Sometimes Murphy reads from his book, you know? 440 00:20:28,061 --> 00:20:31,398 But... yeah, yeah. 441 00:20:31,398 --> 00:20:34,484 I don't know how you do this every week. 442 00:20:35,110 --> 00:20:36,737 - Nadine... - Hm? 443 00:20:37,988 --> 00:20:40,616 ...I feel like we need to take a step back, girl. 444 00:20:44,036 --> 00:20:46,079 At least while I'm livin' with Paige. 445 00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:50,792 I don't think your grown daughter should dictate what goes on in your life. 446 00:20:50,792 --> 00:20:54,505 In a lotta ways, she ain't grown, Nadine. 447 00:20:54,505 --> 00:20:58,467 Paige is stuck at age eight when I left her with you. 448 00:20:58,467 --> 00:21:01,553 - Oh-- - Now you know her mama walked out 449 00:21:01,553 --> 00:21:02,971 before she could lace up her shoes. 450 00:21:02,971 --> 00:21:04,598 - I know. - Okay. 451 00:21:04,598 --> 00:21:07,893 We don't know that kinda pain, Nadine, 452 00:21:07,893 --> 00:21:12,564 and if ever I'm gonna, like, heal this family... 453 00:21:12,564 --> 00:21:14,274 I gotta be a father first. 454 00:21:14,691 --> 00:21:15,901 Father first? 455 00:21:16,485 --> 00:21:18,695 - Yeah. - It's kinda hot. 456 00:21:20,489 --> 00:21:23,700 - I'm trying to do the right thing, Nadine. - [softly] I know. 457 00:21:24,493 --> 00:21:26,495 And right now, this feels-- 458 00:21:29,331 --> 00:21:30,832 It's for the best. 459 00:21:34,795 --> 00:21:38,423 I gotta show up the way my family need for me to show up. 460 00:21:53,856 --> 00:21:57,484 Your dad loves card games, like you... 461 00:21:58,360 --> 00:22:02,281 and when you were four, he taught you to play Go Fish, 462 00:22:03,156 --> 00:22:05,242 and with your little, tiny hands, 463 00:22:05,242 --> 00:22:08,912 you could barely hold onto all the cards. [laughs] 464 00:22:08,912 --> 00:22:11,707 And then he would go off on the road, 465 00:22:11,707 --> 00:22:13,625 and you would come and say, 466 00:22:13,625 --> 00:22:18,005 "Mommy, please, I wanna go fishing. Let's go fishing, let's go fish." 467 00:22:18,630 --> 00:22:22,384 And you just always seemed so sad. 468 00:22:23,385 --> 00:22:27,431 I just-- I don't want that to keep happening. 469 00:22:28,182 --> 00:22:29,725 You know what Murphy would say? 470 00:22:29,725 --> 00:22:32,519 Oh, what would Murphy say? 471 00:22:35,147 --> 00:22:37,900 [imitating Murphy] Paige, darling Paige... 472 00:22:37,900 --> 00:22:42,321 I wonder, is sad how Finn has always felt... 473 00:22:42,321 --> 00:22:45,240 or is that how you have always felt? 474 00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:48,535 - Oh! - Asking for a friend. 475 00:22:48,535 --> 00:22:52,289 - Oh, [laughs] the shade! - [Finn laughs] 476 00:22:52,289 --> 00:22:55,375 Murphy, where are your weird, dangling suspenders? 477 00:22:55,375 --> 00:22:57,377 [laughs] I actually like the suspenders. 478 00:22:57,377 --> 00:22:59,671 - No. - Yeah, they're kinda cool. 479 00:23:03,884 --> 00:23:05,302 Finn... 480 00:23:06,845 --> 00:23:09,473 I cannot keep you from your dad. 481 00:23:11,642 --> 00:23:14,520 So, if you really... 482 00:23:16,104 --> 00:23:19,733 wanna see him, then I will take you. 483 00:23:19,733 --> 00:23:23,028 [♪ "Now That We Found Love" by The O'Jays playing] 484 00:23:24,238 --> 00:23:25,447 Really? 485 00:23:27,115 --> 00:23:28,325 Yes. 486 00:23:28,325 --> 00:23:31,245 ♪ Now that we found love ♪ 487 00:23:31,245 --> 00:23:35,666 ♪ What are we gonna do with it ♪ 488 00:23:35,666 --> 00:23:39,419 - ♪ Sweet love... ♪ - ♪ Now that we found love ♪ 489 00:23:39,419 --> 00:23:43,715 ♪ What are we gonna do with it ♪ 490 00:23:45,843 --> 00:23:48,720 ♪ Let's give it a chance ♪ 491 00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:53,225 ♪ Let it control our destiny ♪ 492 00:23:54,142 --> 00:24:00,649 ♪ We owe it to ourselves to live happy eternally ♪ 493 00:24:01,650 --> 00:24:05,779 ♪ Oh, love is what we've been lookin' for ♪ 494 00:24:05,779 --> 00:24:10,617 ♪ And love is what we've been searchin' for ♪ 495 00:24:10,617 --> 00:24:14,329 ♪ Now that I've got it right here in my hands ♪ 496 00:24:14,872 --> 00:24:19,042 ♪ Seems like I'm gonna spread it all over the land ♪ 497 00:24:19,042 --> 00:24:21,712 ♪ Now that we found love ♪ 498 00:24:21,712 --> 00:24:25,215 ♪ What are we gonna do with it... ♪ 499 00:24:25,215 --> 00:24:27,092 [speaker] Woo-hoo! 500 00:24:28,385 --> 00:24:30,137 [spray paint can hissing] 501 00:24:30,187 --> 00:24:34,737 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 40020

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