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The following program me contains
strong language and adult humour.
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Have you seen this
geezer? Glen Campbell.
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He works here. Are you
gonna introduce me?
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He's my
brother! I was wondering
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if we might have that chat today
about the assistant manager-Shh.
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Why would you do this? I
wanted to get your attention.
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By kidnapping my boss? Hundred
days and thy shall be wed.
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Why are you...? I got sent home
from work. There was a gas leak.
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I just wanna ask you a question!
What do you want to ask?
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You got Steve's number? Steve?
Steve! Your Uncle Steve!
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You can stay at mine! Promise me
there's nothing dodgy going on.
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I'm gone! So call 'em off!
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STEADILY)
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Aline ♪
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Fifty years. You what?
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That's how long it takes
for this to biodegrade.
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Oh, piss off. Ugh.
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Not on my street, son.
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Go on.
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Oh, God!
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: ♪ ..people on
the narrow-mind streets. ♪
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"That Was Try A
Little Kindness..."Morning!
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Did you sleep well?
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Nah. Oh, right.
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Oh, my God! Toast
there for ya.
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Erm, OK, great, thank
you.
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Erm, are you... Are you
having- Breakfast of champions.
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Morning, love. Morning.
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He seems nice.
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Well, did you talk? Er, no, but
he's not massively chatty, is he?
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Is that your
dressing gown? Yup.
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Oh, God, I'm sorry, Glen, I'm
really trying, but this is a lot.
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I-I k-know... I know love,
I'm sorry, I'm so sorry.
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You know how
I feel about secrets.
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There's this massive one in the
garden. What's he even staring at?
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I don't care who you
are, nobody's that deep.
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Well, I'm just worrying
about Ian, love. Why?
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Well, because that's your promotion,
what if he's upset him? Well, yeah.
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You know we've got a wedding
to pay for. Yeah, hmm.
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I think we need to take some
action. Mm.I think we need
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to do something for Ian, really
nice, take him out for dinner.Yes.
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Butter him up a bit. We'll take
him to the... Regency... Regency.
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We'll show him the...
Wantons.Exactly.
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So, ask him today if he can
do it. Yeah, yeah. Alright.
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Because, love, what I don't want
is for it to come between us.
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Why would it?
Because we've been, you know...
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We have been having a bit of a
difficult time recently.
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No, because he... I think
he's just, like, depressed.
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Well my mum was depressed, Glen.
And we couldn't get her off the sofa
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for weeks, love. And
then one day, I realised,
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"Hmm, no, Mum's not depressed. Mum
just really likes Bargain Hunt."
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Cheers! Hi!
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Hmm.
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Morning! You sleep alright?
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That cunt's got 'em
all on your borders.
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Oh? Ah, well. Never mind. Oi!
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Morning, Roger! Hi.
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The fuck was that? Tell me.
Alright? Why you're really here.
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You in some kind of trouble? I told
ya. I'm looking for Steve Drummond.
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Looks like he runs
a tanning place.
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Fucking hell. Steve Diamond?
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No wonder I couldn't
find the cunt.
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Alright, well, reckon
I'll pop over there.
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What, for a tan? Behave.
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I'm not asking for
cancer.
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He might not be there, Lee. I don't
think he's wiping down the beds.
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Well, they'll know
where he is, won't they?
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Don't worry. I'll be out
your hair by tonight.
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Well, then...
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that's it. There's no
other reason... Like what?
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Right, then.
Well, it's, er...
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It's been nice. Yeah...
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Yeah. Erm...
We'll be off to work.
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Post the keys through the letter
box-Will do, and I'll be off.
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Alright.
Great.Great.Great.Great.
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Look, Lee, I just think that...
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That's hers. Yeah, I
didn't know you had it.
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Yeah, it's not...
It's not for using.
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It's a fucking egg
cup, Glen. Yeah,
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you can't ash in that.
She ash-ed in it.
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I'd just really...
rather you didn't.
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Jungla ♪
♪ Bam Babubam bubambam
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♪ Bam Babubam bubambam
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♪ Bam Babubam bubambam... ♪
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Don't... Let it go.
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Hey, let it go.
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Let it go. Just fucking...
Can you stop...?
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Well done.
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That
was mother's, you prawn.
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: Pow Wow ♪
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CHIMES) Oi. Outside!
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What you get sent out for?
Only one child in at a time.
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I feel
ya.
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Good boy.
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The tanning shop over the road is
closed. Seems that way, don't it?
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Only, I'm looking for Steve.
Steve don't work the shop.
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Got an office nearby.
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Nearby? Where? You gonna
buy something or what?
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I'd love to.
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As you were.
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Just that, my darling.
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So, this office, where is it?
It's right next door. Darling.
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Oi! You... Ugh!
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Kids, eh?!
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Lovely little
thing, in't ya, eh?
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Hi, Catherine.
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Yeah, so if you could just
have those numbers on my desk
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by the end of play
then that'd be...
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Kirsty! Jen, hi!
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Hello. Mm, how's things?
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Yeah. Great! Really,
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yeah, yeah. How are you?
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Mm. Look...
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about your suspension...
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Obviously, people talk.
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I mean, a lot of stuff
did go missing.
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I just hope you're OK.
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Thanks, Jen, thank you.
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Erm... And look, er,
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if by "people" you mean Linda...
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then yeah, pinch of salt.
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Because she said some pretty
crazy things about you
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crying in the ladies loo
every lunch time. So...
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Yeah...
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Look after yourself, Kirsty.
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Glen?
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Oh, hi, Ian. I wanted a
word about last night.
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Right. Yes, erm, OK Ian... Ian,
I-I can't apologise enough.
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I mean- What for? Well,
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because Lee sort of...
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kidnapped you? No,
no, no, no, no,
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Glen, water under
the bridge that. No,
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the thing is, I-I
just needed to ask,
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did he mention me, at
all?
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Hmm? Afterwards?
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Um...
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No. No worries. Just
wondered.
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Well, erm, actually,
Ian, there was something
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that I wanted to ask-
This might surprise you,
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but I don't have many
strong male friendships.
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OK... Sheila's always been
my main emotional outlet.
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Well,
of course, yeah.
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Mm.
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But it feels like
that's changing.
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Well, yeah, er... So... So,
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t-there was something I
wanted to ask you, actually.
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Er,
Kirsty and I were talking
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and saying how funny it is we never
see each other outside of work.
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Fine. Er, yeah. And... And...
And so, I was wondering if, er,
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if you might like to
join us, for, er, for...
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for, join us for dinner.(DRYER
WHIRRS)There's a Chinese we like.
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They know us there,
the... the Regency.
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Er, just
off of junction 12.
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And erm, yeah, well...
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And actually,
we're free tonight.
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If, er...
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Will Lee be there?
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Absolutely! Alright, then.
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Your dick pills, Glen.
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Thank you... Brian.
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Lee! Hi. It's Glen, er,
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listen, mad idea, but i-i-i-if
you're still around if you haven't,
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you know, left yet, then
we... we were thinking, erm,
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"Let's take Lee out for
dinner?" Proper send-off,
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that sort of thing! We're
actually going to...
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to The Re... Regency...
"..if... if you could join us."
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"you know, table's booked
for seven, so really hope"
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"that we will see you there."
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AUTOMATED
"Message deleted."
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You can go through now.
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Cheers, my darling.
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Fuck me. The mahogany Nosferatu.
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That's a bit of
a freaky outfit, innit?
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Speak for yourself.
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Look at you. Oh!
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Oh.
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Well, well, well...
Lee Campbell.
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What brings you all
the way out here? Well,
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I saw your little
flyer, and I thought,
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"Fuck me! My dad's old
mate, Steve Drummond."
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It's Diamond now. Diamond,
yeah. Thought I'd slip over,
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come see how the years have
treated ya. You mean, you sat
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in That reception
for all this time,
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just wanna have a pow-wow with me
about how well life's treating me?
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Alright, clever bollocks.
Alright, you got me!
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I got a business opportunity
to run by you. Heey!
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Always a move, ain't there?
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Go on then, hit me. Well, the
haulage business is thriving,
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I wanna expand. New
trade routes in Spain.
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It's a good time for it, Steve.
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I'm looking for investment
partners. Hmm, what we talking?
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Twenty, twenty-five...
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What, bags? That's
a lump, ain't it?
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Fuck me! It's a sound
investment, Steve.
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Well, I hope you're
not gonna take my cash
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and fuck off to Marbella and
start a new life, eh, Lee?
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No!
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I'll be honest,
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I'm flattered that you
thought of me, Lee.
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I knew I could rely on
you.
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Why? Cos I've done so
well for myself? Yes!
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And also because, my old
man, he did look after ya.
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And he also said you
was there for him.
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Whenever he needed ya, he said you
was as solid as a rock!
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Is that what he said?!
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Well, I tell you what
Lee. How about this...?
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Suck my big, ginger cock.
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What? You heard. You see,
your old man was a prick.
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And I, for one, am fucking
glad that he's croaked it.
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Fucking
hell! Steve. Mate...
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Oh, well, there's the
thing, you see, Lee.
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I'm not your fucking mate.
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A toxic manipulator.
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That's what your old man was.
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Hold up a minute. So,
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when I heard the great fucking
Lee Campbell was in my reception,
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I thought, "What's that
slippery prick want, eh?"
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See I don't know if you know,
I'm a bit of a boat now, Lee,
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one of the chaps, so I
made a few phone calls.
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Turns out someone's
been a naughty boy,
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ain't they? Who've you been talking
to? Does "Bunny" ring a bell?
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No.
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Look at you. Come
crawling to me!
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What would your old fucking
man say to that, eh?!
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You fuck- Oh, what you gonna
do Lee? You gonna hit me, are ya?!
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Go on, then. No, Steve,
I'm not gonna hit ya
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cos you're fucking ancient. You know
the only one regret I have, Lee?
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That I never give your
fucking old man a good hiding
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when he was a-fucking live!
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Yeah, we're done here.
I'll, er, see you later on Steve.
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But then
I thought, "Hold on",
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"we've got the next
best thing, haven't we?"
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What is this? A
wind up?
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Nah. I'm fucking
trained, my old son.
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Give me the fucking keys, Steve.
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Krav Maga. Krav fucking what?
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I say bring it, cunt! Bring it!
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Right, so, how... how...
how... how are we doing this?
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We're gonna bring up examples
of your leadership capabilities.
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Hmm. Great. OK? Great. Yeah,
w-which particular examples?
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Just leave it to me, alright? You
just say something about neighbours,
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and then I'm gonna
do the rest. OK?
243
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Right. Great, neighbours, yes.
244
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So, how exactly do you want me
to...There he is!
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Here we are! Hiya.
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Ian, I was just saying to Kirsty
how you live out by the golf course.
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Lovely area.
248
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Mm.Lovely. Really, all
that lovely, erm...
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grass.
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A-A-And the community there, must
be, you know, all the people...
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Yeah. ..who live
there... Sorry,
252
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sorry, could I? Oh, er, yeah.
253
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When's Lee getting here?
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Erm...
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This Is My Life ♪
♪ This Is My Life...
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Don't be put off by, erm, er,
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cos the food is really,
er, yeah, and you...
258
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You've gotta try the wontons.
Doesn't he, Glen? Those wontons!
259
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Oh, my God.Do not get
him started on the wontons!
260
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See they're crispy, but
they're also very, very mois...
261
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♪ ..my life...
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Just give me the fucking keys.
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You're nothing.
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Yes!
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Just give me the fucking key.
266
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Mmm. Mmm.Yummy.
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Mmm.
268
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Mmm. He's not coming, is he?
269
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H-He wanted to. He really
wanted to. He did want to. Yeah.
270
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"I can't believe I'm not gonna
get to go to dinner with Ian."
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That's what he said to
us. "I'm livid," he said.
272
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"I'm actually livid," you know. Yeah,
he... he... he couldn't make it.
273
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Come back here you fucking...
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Ugh. Fuck.
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Come back here. You're no big
man, Lee Campbell. You're nothing.
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Do you hear me? Nothing!
Fucking lunatic!
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Fuck!
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Sorry.
279
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Just really wanted him to come.
280
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Ah, well. Yes. Ha ha.
281
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Next time, I'm
sure, you know. Mm.
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But you know, since
you're here- He's here!
283
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Glen, I really need
to talk to you.
284
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You came! I didn't know
if you'd still be here.
285
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Thank you. Thank you so much.
286
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No, no, no, I-I-I'm
not planning on- Lee,
287
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erm, we were just talking with
Ian about neighbours, actually.
288
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Go on, then. Sit down, you
fucker! Oh...(Laughs)Eh?
289
00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:03,320
Can't have you slags mullering all
the prawn crackers, eh, can we?
290
00:19:03,360 --> 00:19:07,160
Lee! Sit here, eh?
Next to me. Alright.
291
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Go on, what were you
talking about, neighbours?
292
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It's funny you should
say that, yeah,
293
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because recently Glen, and
he'll hate me saying this,
294
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but he... he got everyone
together, all of our neighbours
295
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to join on a group litter pick!
296
00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:22,080
And there was a bit of reluctance,
wasn't there, at first?
297
00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:25,840
But he banded everybody together,
Ian and he really, he got it done,
298
00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:29,080
you see, and we actually ended
up with getting a new, erm,
299
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a dog poo bin. Dog poo bin. On
the grassy verges. Grassy verges
300
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So, that, you know... And if
that's not an example, I think,
301
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of real leadership...
302
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...erm, capabilities,
then...
303
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Sorry.
304
00:19:47,840 --> 00:19:49,680
Hold on a minute.
305
00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:54,280
They've whacked you right
by the khazis? It's fine!
306
00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:57,520
You told me they know you here? It's
fine, Lee, it's absolutely fi...
307
00:19:57,560 --> 00:19:59,600
Are we OK over here?
Yeah. Yes, thank you...
308
00:19:59,640 --> 00:20:02,560
Yeah.Tell
him you want another table.
309
00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:04,840
No, no, Lee, no. Something
wrong with this one?
310
00:20:04,880 --> 00:20:06,600
Yeah, no, it's
lovely. Really lovely.
311
00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:09,400
What I'm really looking
forward to is old Poirot here
312
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dropping his guts five
foot from my head.
313
00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:16,160
I mean, if there were,
you know, another table...
314
00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:19,040
That's not going to be possible,
I'm afraid.Hmm. Really?
315
00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:21,000
Cos I can see one there.
Stop it. Can you see it?
316
00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:24,040
Go on, have a little look. Stop it,
Lee. It's fine, honestly, it's fine.
317
00:20:24,080 --> 00:20:26,840
Enjoy your meal. Will do.
Thank you.
318
00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:30,880
Thank you. Yeah.Mm.
319
00:20:32,120 --> 00:20:35,960
Get your plates.
320
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:39,800
No.What's happening? Oh, no, Ian?
Ian? OK, yup. Get your plate.
321
00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:43,040
Oi, hold up. What are you doing?
322
00:20:43,080 --> 00:20:45,120
This table's reserved.
We're moving or leaving.
323
00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:48,240
But if we're leaving, we're not
fucking paying. No, Lee! Stop it!
324
00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:50,840
Stop it! What we
won't do is stand here
325
00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:53,240
and be treated like
utter shit cunts!
326
00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:57,360
: Sorry.
327
00:20:57,400 --> 00:20:59,880
Glen, put your wallet away
328
00:20:59,920 --> 00:21:01,960
or I'll stick it up his
arsehole Velcro side first.
329
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,040
Ricky! Oh...
330
00:21:05,320 --> 00:21:07,040
Ricky.
331
00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:09,720
Anytime you want, son.
Lee, I'd rather just pay!
332
00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:12,360
For fuck's sake,
listen to yourself!
333
00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:15,040
What is wrong with you tonight?
There is nothing wrong with me.
334
00:21:15,080 --> 00:21:18,400
When are you gonna stop letting
people treat you like fucking shit?!
335
00:21:18,440 --> 00:21:20,360
Where's the Old Angry Beaver?
336
00:21:25,480 --> 00:21:27,200
50% off. Or we walk.
337
00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:29,920
That's not going to happen.
338
00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:32,400
Yeah, that's my offer,
mate. Take it or leave it.
339
00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:34,320
You heard him.
340
00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:40,480
Thirty and extra prawn crackers.
341
00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:42,880
Forty and we don't leave you
the worst TripAdvisor rating
342
00:21:42,920 --> 00:21:44,960
you've ever seen in your
goddamn life.
343
00:21:58,120 --> 00:22:01,840
Suck that! Dickwad.
344
00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:07,880
: No. No? No.No.
345
00:22:07,920 --> 00:22:09,680
Ugh!
346
00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:11,680
Ian! Be careful.
347
00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:14,200
They're only keeping you overnight!
Don't worry. He'll be OK.
348
00:22:14,240 --> 00:22:16,440
Oh, he, er...
349
00:22:16,480 --> 00:22:18,400
Asked me to give you
these.
350
00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:22,000
Wants you to cover for him tomorrow
as acting assistant manager.
351
00:22:24,240 --> 00:22:26,720
Ian! Cheers, Ian!
352
00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:28,560
Thanks.
353
00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:31,040
Congratulations,
big man.
354
00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:33,680
Look, Kirst! Assistant
manager!
355
00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:35,520
Kirsty!
356
00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:54,160
LAUGH) Oh, here.
357
00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:58,480
I, erm...
358
00:22:58,520 --> 00:23:00,240
You fixed it.
359
00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:05,480
So, er, what
do you want to tell me?
360
00:23:05,520 --> 00:23:07,920
When you got here,
361
00:23:07,960 --> 00:23:10,360
you said you need to tell me
something. Yes, so what it is-
362
00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:14,000
Listen, right, you're my
brother. So, you know,
363
00:23:14,040 --> 00:23:16,680
if I can help you
then...
364
00:23:16,720 --> 00:23:19,880
Thank you because-Just not...
Just not money, obviously.
365
00:23:19,920 --> 00:23:21,920
You know cos, er,
366
00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:24,200
every penny we've got goes
to the wedding fund! So...
367
00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:26,160
Yeah! Core...
368
00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:29,600
It's not that though, is
it? Don't be so stupid!
369
00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:34,320
Course it ain't. I was gonna ask you
if I could stay for a few more days
370
00:23:34,360 --> 00:23:37,040
because... I feel like
we're reconnecting.
371
00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:39,800
I'm gone. Ha ha!
372
00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:43,320
Liberty! Liberty and
freedom! OFFICER: Hey, stop!
373
00:23:43,360 --> 00:23:45,480
Sir, stop, or I
will TASER you. Oh, shit!
374
00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:47,840
Oh, shit! Is that a TASER?
Argh!
375
00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:50,120
Oh, my God... (CROWD
376
00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:52,680
Yeah, it's, er- Shall
we, er...? BOTH: Yeah!
377
00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:54,840
Bang Bang ♪
378
00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:08,320
♪ Bang bang...
379
00:24:08,360 --> 00:24:10,920
♪ Bang bang...
380
00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:13,960
♪ Bang bang...
381
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:15,560
♪ Bang bang... ♪
382
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