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So what's up bro, you
getting your pussy yet?
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You know I haven't.
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Really?
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No bro, all I did was finger Lauren.
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Like she's like, is my dick being
too big for her or something?
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Bro shut up.
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Bro, that's what she said.
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Alright bro, well your boy lost his.
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For real?
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Yeah.
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How?
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Did that Stephanie
girl you were talking to?
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No bro, if I tell you,
you're not gonna believe it.
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Dude, stop, you gotta tell me, who was it?
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Bro, my stepmom.
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The hot, like your new hot stepmom dude?
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Yeah.
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When your dad just married?
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Yeah.
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Shut the fuck, you're
joking bro, you're fucking.
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Bro, you know how like every boy
has like that fantasy of like hot stepmom?
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Yeah.
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Bro, I thought I was gonna
have to like work for it.
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I just met her like what,
a couple months ago?
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And it was like boom, I
told her I was a virgin and
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she was like, oh I need to
help you, started attacking.
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What?
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She gets off on
everything bro, she's horny.
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She's always like fucking
herself right here, her
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and my dad fucking like
all the time, she's crazy.
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Get the fuck out of here
dude, so you're telling me I
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gotta get a stepmom if I
wanna lose my virginity bro?
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I mean yeah, that'd probably help.
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Honestly.
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Fuck.
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You could probably use mine.
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What?
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Dude, she's a super
freak, like super freak, I
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guarantee if we asked
her she'd be like oh yeah.
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No way, do you really think so?
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I mean she loves to help
out, she helped me out.
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Fuck dude, I mean she's fucking hot dude,
I'd be down but I don't think she would.
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Should we ask her?
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I'm down.
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Actually?
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Yeah dude, if she would.
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Alright fuck it, let's go ask her.
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Alright, yeah dude let's go.
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Oof.
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Yeah...
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Yes, yes.
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Use, use, use.
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Oh, I told you oh my god.
Oh, who is it? It's Ethan
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Oh, hey Ethan, come on in. Bro, bro. Hey
guys. Oh, hey Cod. How are you? Hey. Are
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you having fun? Yeah, what are you guys
doing? Just chilling. Just driving one out.
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What's going on? Um, random question,
but remember that thing that you helped me
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with? Oh yeah, your virginity? Yeah.
Yeah. Well, he's got one too. No way. Yeah.
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At the age of 21, you're still a
virgin? Um, yeah, I don't know. I keep
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trying. I know, you're getting a
little too smart. Yeah. I don't know.
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Well, do you want some help with it? I'm
down to help. Are you? Sure. Yeah, of course.
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It's way better than this anyway. I guess.
I don't know. Get in there, superstar.
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I did not think we were
going to be doing this today
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um
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Oh two is better than one
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I'm gonna step on it.
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Oh, shit.
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God damn, dude.
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I do need to get a step on.
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Shit.
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Oh, shit.
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What? No, what?
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, shit.
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What?
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Are you sure?
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What?
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Oh, there you go.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, fuck.
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This is amazing.
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You're actually not a virgin.
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Almost.
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Yeah.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yes.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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I'm gonna go.
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I'm gonna kill you.
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Oh, fuck you!
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Oh, fuck!
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Oh, fuck!
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Oh my god.
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Oh my god.
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Oh my god.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, oh yeah,
oh yeah, oh yeah, oh fuck yeah.
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You're not a virgin anymore.
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You're welcome.
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You can come over anytime.
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You can come over anytime.
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I'll take you up on that.
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Best time ever, huh?
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Thanks boys.
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