All language subtitles for Charmed.S06E22-e23.Its.A.Bad.Bad.Bad.Bad.World.Part.1.and.Its.A.Bad.Bad.Bad.Bad.World.Part

You know, your time-travel section
is due for a serious overhaul.

I mean, I can find
more information Googling.

- Googling?
- Never mind.

Any luck with that spell yet?

You mean since the last
two minutes you asked me?

I'm just getting a little nervous here.

My birthday, it's in two days.

And if I'm not out of here
before I'm born...

Something bad that you don't
know about could happen?

I just don't wanna take any chances.

Besides, I came here and did what I
had to do, and that was to save Wyatt.

Now it's time for me to go home.

- Sooner than you might think.
- Oh, no.

- No, no, no. Not yet. You're early.
- Oh, relax.

I'm just getting a jump on things.
I'm not in labor.

I'm sending some stuff
back to the house.

Just don't scare me, okay?

What's the matter?
Isn't the spell ready?

I think it's ready.
This should work.

Should work? What do you mean?

There are no guarantees
with time travel, Leo.

You should know that
better than anyone.

Sorry. There's always a chance
that something might go wrong.

All right, we're not taking
any chances,

We might have to.
I'm running out of time.

No, I'm not sending you
through a one-way portal

unless I know
where you're gonna land.

Well, you can never be certain.

Unless, of course, you went too.
And even then...

All right, let's just forget the spell
and start to work on that potion again.

But the spell has a better chance
of working. It's the power of three.

Yes, but if something goes wrong,

he'll have extra potion
and he can come back.

I agree, it sounds safer.

So why don't you guys
get to work on that.

Paige, can you orb these home?

Just squeeze them
in the nursery or something.

Nursery.

- You did clean out the nursery, right?
- Yeah.

No. I was working on the spell,
I'm sorry.

Well, you better hurry, or else baby
Chris will be sleeping in your room.

Yeah, don't worry. I'm all over it,

- Okay.
- Don't forget diapers. Lots of diapers.

Okay, gotta get out of here.

They prepare to send the boy home.

It's time.

For our plan to work,
we have to get the sisters--

And Leo and Chris out of the way.

Don't worry, we will.

Okay.

Hello, Phoebe. Excuse me, Phoebe.

Hello.

Hey, Mrs. Noble, what's up?

What's up is you've parked
in my driveway again.

Yeah, unfortunately there's
nowhere else to park.

So I should suffer?

Piper's bringing home
the baby in a couple days,

and I did a little shopping.

This is getting to be a real problem.

You know what?
Just do me a favor.

Let me run inside
and put these bags down,

then I'll come outside
and move the car.

You called the patrol guy?

This is the third time
this week you blocked me.

Yeah, well, if your dumpster
didn't take up half the block,

then I wouldn't have to park
in your driveway.

This is against
neighborhood-association rules.

Excuse me.

Can you write her a citation for that
ugly eyesore dumpster over there?

Homeowner's got a permit.

I don't have time for this.

Oh, look at how cute.

I remember when baby Wyatt
used to fit in here.

This is not cute.
This is the bassinet from hell.

- You know how to put this together?
- No, that would be a Leo thing.

I still can't believe
we're bringing home a baby.

Yeah, well, this baby's
not gonna have anywhere to sleep.

I know. What made us wait so long
to do this baby room?

We were busy trying to keep Wyatt
from turning evil.

Here, let me help you.

You know, which I'm glad we did.

But it just means that
he's gonna need a bedroom.

Yeah, well, even if he was evil,
we'd need another bedroom.

Yeah, but now with everybody coming
home, plus one, we're a room short.

I guess I can sleep
on the couch.

I just really think we need to focus
on the baby right now.

Well, and on getting Chris home.

Oh, remember him?

You know, the nephew?
The one you've been avoiding?

I am not.

Okay, so why weren't you helping
Gideon and I with the spell?

Because I was helping Leo
trying to find the burdock root.

It was very hard to find.
It's back-ordered everywhere.

You're right. You know what, we're just
gonna get Chris a new bassinet.

I'm gonna miss him too, you know.

It sucks.

I mean, I know he's going back
to a better future and all, it's just...

We're just getting to know him,
you know?

I know.

I forgot to move my car,

- Sheila.
- It's getting to be a habit, isn't it?

Me showing up a wreck.

I mean, we never fight,
that's the thing.

At least, we never used to.

But lately Darryl's just been
so on edge, you know?

Any idea why?

Actually, I was hoping
you might know.

Me?

I went to his work the other day,
just to say hi,

and I saw an arrest warrant
on his desk for Chris.

- Chris? Are you sure?
- I'm positive.

I even asked about it,
if he was gonna make it go away.

That's when he just lost it.

He told me to stay out of it,

and stay away from you girls
from now on.

Did something happen
that I don't know about?

A couple of weeks ago,

Darryl got really scared
when he was trying to cover up for us.

And we felt horrible, you know,
but obviously it really affected him.

Enough not to cover for Chris?

He got really scared.

Maybe you just need
to give him some time.

Yeah, but that doesn't help you
right now, and it doesn't help Chris.

Look, I love Darryl,
and I know this is eating him up inside,

but you girls are like family to us.

You don't turn your back on family,

I wonder how different
the future's gonna be.

How much different
my life is gonna be.

I just want you to get home safely.

Now, remember,
if anything seems different,

you have another vial of this
to get back right away.

You worry too much, you know that?

I'll be fine.

I'm your father.

It's my job to worry.

Listen, when you get back there,
take it easy on Wyatt, okay?

You can't hold a grudge.

Hey, as long as he's
not ruler of all evil, I'm cool.

I'm serious.

He's gonna be different. Good.

He's not gonna remember he wasn't.

If you really wanna change the future,
start with a clean slate.

Okay, okay. I get it.

How about you?

You starting with a clean slate?

- How do you mean?
- Like you and Mom.

I'd like to know where you two are
headed before I go back. That's all.

It's complicated. I'm an elder.
I made a commitment.

So? It's not like you haven't
broken the rules before,

I'm living proof of that.

We'll see,

We have enough of this stuff,

if you wanna try a dry run
before everybody gets here.

What do you think?

Yeah. Let's do it.

That should have worked.

I'll get you home, buddy. I promise.

We're gonna figure this out.

You gotta keep your head up.

That potion almost certainly
would have worked.

We stopped them just in time.

Though it wasn't supposed to hurt.

Shall we?

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

At least now they'll be forced
to use our spell.

The sooner, the better.

Wyatt's magic grows stronger
by the day.

- That much power in one being...
- Is bound to turn him...

- Evil.
- Good.

We have to get those that protect him
out of the way.

Starting with Leo and Chris.

Gideon?

Hey, it looks like we're gonna need
that spell after all.

- Is there an echo in here?
- It's poor acoustics.

Have Piper gather her sisters
and I'll get the spell.

Okay. You know, I don't
understand what happened.

- That potion should've worked.
- Like I said, time travel is tricky.

You will still be escorting your son?

Well, I think so.
I think it's safest, don't you?

Absolutely.

Gather everyone together.
I'll be right along.

Here they come.

- Darryl. Hey, Darryl.
- Darryl, stop.

- We just need to talk to you.
- We have nothing to talk about.

Look, Chris is going home today,
to his future home.

Yeah, and we were hoping,

you know, that you could find it
in the goodness of your heart,

even though we know
that you're mad at us,

to, you know, just throw away
his file.

The one with the little
arrest warrant in it?

Apparently I haven't
made myself clear,

I am done covering for you. Done.
Now, excuse me.

Darryl, think about it, okay?

The cops are gonna come for Chris,
and what are they gonna find?

A little itsy-bitsy baby.

And then they're gonna find us,
which risks exposure.

Well, you should have thought of that
before you broke Chris out of jail.

Inspector Sheridan thinks that Chris'
breakout was an inside job.

Which, if I'm not careful,
could point back to me.

I've got a family to think
about too, you know. Great.

- Inspector Sheridan.
- Have you seen Chris lately?

Chris who?

When you have a minute.

At least Chris isn't gonna
have to deal with her in the future.

- Where are Phoebe and Paige?
- I'm sure they'll be here soon.

Soon? Soon is when
Dad and I have to go.

Dad? What do you mean--?

Wait, you're gonna go too?

Just long enough to make sure
he gets where he needs to be.

And when exactly were you
gonna tell me about this?

I told him he didn't have to come.

- I don't need him.
- No, it's too dangerous.

Last time you went through a portal,
you were almost dinosaur kibble.

- I have to go.
- You're right, it is dangerous.

But not as dangerous as leaving
Wyatt alone while I'm in labor.

I'll be back. I promise.

Sorry, I just wanted to go over
the spell one more time.

- Make a few tweaks.
- Tweaks? Let me see that.

Finally. Where have you two been?

Sorry, we were a little held up.

But we're here now,
so let's get this show on the road.

You know, the clock's a-ticking.
Ticktock, ticktock.

Since when are you in such a hurry
to say goodbye?

Well, since something happened with
the thing and the thing with the thing.

There's a warrant out
for Chris' arrest.

- What?
- Yeah, tried to get Darryl to bury it,

but he's not really
on our side anymore.

This is bad. If I leave and they
can't find me, they'll come after you,

That's okay. We've been through
worse, we'll get through this.

We'll figure it out.

And if you get back to the future and
we're in jail, you just bust us out.

You just go back to that beautiful,
peaceful world that you helped create.

- I'm really gonna miss you.
- I'll miss you too.

Here comes the hugging part.

Thank you for coming here.

I love you.

I love you so much, Mom.

Now, go on. Hurry. And be safe.

- Thanks for all your help.
- You did a noble thing in coming here.

Be good.

In this place and in this hour

We call upon the ancient power

Open the door
Through time and space

Create a path to another place

Where are we?

I have no idea.

Something's gone wrong.
Don't let them leave.

Are you out of your mind?

Follow me.

- What the hell was that all about?
- I'm not sure.

You're not sure? Chris just tried
to kill me and you're not sure?

We were supposed
to send him to the future,

not turn him into a darklighter.

Excuse me, people,
those were black orbs.

Where did they get black orbs from?

Okay, breathe. Breathe, Piper,
You don't wanna go into labor yet.

Well?

Well, perhaps the spell
wasn't specific enough.

Meaning what?

Meaning it worked, obviously,
it opened up a portal,

not to another time,
but to another world.

A parallel world.

And not just any parallel world,
one that's the exact reverse of ours.

- Reverse like what, reverse like evil?
- Precisely.

You see, it's all part
of a grand design.

A universe destined
to maintain balance.

Light and dark, yin and yang,
good and evil.

For good to prevail in this world,

then an equally evil world
must also exist.

- That's quite a faulty design, isn't it?
- No, it's not, Paige.

Balance is everything.

Without it, the cosmos doesn't spin.

Are you telling me that when our
Leo and Chris stepped in there,

their evil selves stepped out?

Yes, it's a mirror world.

Whatever happens there,
happens here.

So our Leo and Chris
are in their evil world.

- Well, we gotta go get them.
- You can't go get them.

You're not going anywhere.

Besides, what about those evil fellows
that just came through here?

We'll go get them later.

Actually, I think you should
go after them now.

Why?

Because for every second
that they're in our world,

they risk throwing off the balance
by doing something evil.

You ever see anything so good?

It's disgusting.

Can you believe the liquor stores
are closed in the mornings here?

What's up with that?

Didn't stop you from
kicking down the door to get in.

Why didn't you orb in?

What's the fun in that?

Strange. Everything seems the same
but kind of different, you know?

It's cleaner, it's happier,
it's more civilized.

Now, that's what I'm talking about.

This place makes me sick.

I gotta get out of here.

Gives you an idea of what kind of
awful saccharine future I came from.

Why I had to come back
and change it so bad.

And I'll always be
proud of you for that.

You saved Wyatt from turning good.

You gave us a second chance.

The least I could do is get you back
to your future, back to evil.

Thanks, Dad.

First we gotta get back
to our world, though.

We're gonna need
the power of three.

Well, we can't trust those
Pollyanna witches, they're too good.

God, who do I have to kill
so we can get out of here?

I think I might know somebody.

Somebody we can use
to force the sisters to help us.

I don't understand. If they're
just like our Leo and our Chris,

then why do we need
a crystal cage to trap them?

So they don't try to kill us again,
for one thing.

Yeah, I don't think they
were trying to kill us.

I think that they were
just surprised, like we were.

Yeah, well, I am not taking
any chances,

- Hey, did you get any hits yet?
- No, nothing.

They must not be
doing anything evil.

Yeah, well, if Gideon's right,
it's just a matter of time.

Besides, we wouldn't want the cosmos
to stop spinning, would we?

It's so weird to think that there
are evil twins of us out there

doing the exact same thing
as we are right now.

I can't think about that.
It hurts my brain.

I got them.

What the hell's wrong with you?
I'm a cop,

- Pretty wimpy-looking one, too.
- Nothing like our Darryl.

I think that's the cheapest suit
I've ever seen.

What's the matter, huh?
Girls not paying you enough?

Paying me?
What has gotten into you?

Let's just say I don't like you
coming at me in either world.

This almost isn't any fun.

I don't care if you are under
some kind of spell.

Come any closer, I'll shoot, I swear,

Gun.

- Now, this is fun.
- Not yet.

We still need him for leverage.

He's no good to us dead.
Not yet, anyway.

See, this is
the crazy-ass kind of stuff

that makes me not wanna have
anything to do with you people.

- Who are you talking to?
- Us.

That's not gonna stop us.

No, but this will.

- Son of a bitch.
- No.

Nice firepower, Leo.
I didn't know you had it in you.

Don't go anywhere.

- Stay away from me.
- Let us take you to Gideon.

- He can heal you.
- No. Stay away.

- Darryl, please.
- I said, no, damn it. Leave me alone.

I don't wanna have anything to do
with you anymore, do you understand?

Well, I don't think
that helped our cause any.

My Charmed Ones
will be joining you soon.

- Are you certain you can keep--
- Mine away?

Absolutely.

I told them to wait at the manor

for the good Leo and Chris
to come to them.

I'm taking your knight.

I knew you'd do that.

- So the next move, of course, is...
- Piper.

Once she's in labor,
we'll have a clear shot at the boy.

If we impress upon her the extent
of the danger her sisters are in...

- It will expedite matters.
- But everything has to happen quickly.

We're tinkering here with the grand
design, risking its tenuous stability.

By creating an imbalance of power
on one side, I know.

But it's a far greater risk
to allow Wyatt to grow up--

To threaten both worlds. I agree.

I like the way you think.

Gideon?

- No echo.
- A good sign.

They can never know
we were behind this.

They won't.

Did you catch them?

Yeah, stuck them in a classroom.

And, you know, they can't
orb out of there.

They're a little feistier
than the real Chris and Leo.

I don't know how we're
gonna get them to cooperate.

Yeah. Well, I'm sure
your evil counterparts

are anticipating exactly
the same problem,

since, other than morality,
you're one and the same.

How does that help us figure out
what we're supposed to do?

Perhaps you should
trade yourselves.

You go into their world,
they'll come into ours.

You can each retrieve
your respective Leo and Chris.

Kind of makes sense.

And what about
your evil counterpart?

Will he be hip to this plan?

I have every confidence that he will
be waiting there exactly as I am here.

But remember, good or evil,
we're all after the same thing:

Leo and Chris returned
and the cosmic balance restored.

Get Piper.

We're gonna need
the power of three.

Okay, where is everybody?

Isn't Piper supposed to be here?

This is weird.

I don't think we should be here.

We should get out of here.

What are you doing?

You're not supposed to be here.

Why didn't they come through?

- Where are they?
- I don't know.

Easy. Piper, try to relax.

We wouldn't want you to go into
premature labor, now, would we?

You have no idea what you've done.

By coming here, you may have thrown
both worlds irreversibly out of balance.

Okay, well, doesn't killing us
sort of do that too?

Don't be ridiculous.
If I'd wanted to kill you, I would have.

I was just caught off-guard.

Well, you need to relax there, tiger.

It's a different world here, Pheebs.

One filled with distrust.

Even amongst allies.

I don't understand.
Where are your Paige and Phoebe?

Out looking for your Leo and Chris.

They were supposed
to bring them here.

Well, your Leo and Chris are at our
magic school waiting to be rescued.

Yes.

Okay, this is just one big mess.

What happened to the whole
yin-yang business?

It's been thrown off.

Possibly as a result of
the exchange of Leo and Chris.

Two worlds that mirror each other
when they're in balance.

And they no longer are.

Okay, if it's already bad, what's
gonna happen now that we're here?

With both sets of sisters
on the same side,

the balance is dangerously at risk.

We have to work quickly to correct it.

If you are suggesting a plan, don't.

We've got it covered.
You don't worry about it.

We need to find his Piper.

If you do, she'll probably kill you.
She's evil, remember?

And she's got a terrible temper,
worse when she's pregnant.

Yeah, that's not much
different in our world.

- Trust us, we can handle it.
- Yeah.

Your instincts are right
to distrust me.

I am evil, after all.

But we both want the same thing.

There's a little problem with that,

because your girls didn't uphold
their end of the bargain,

- They did not find our guys.
- But you will.

You know them.

Know how they think.

Okay, so we're gonna bring you
your Chris and Leo, and then what?

You'll have our Piper
for a power of three spell.

She'll know it's the only way
to get her men back.

And if you encounter
your counterparts, be careful.

They will kill you.

- Give it up, lady.
- Hey, my purse. Come on.

Okay, this place isn't just evil,
it's ugly.

Oh, I don't think they're home.

And I don't wanna go in there
to find out.

The Charmed Ones working for evil.
Who would have thunk it?

Well, I'm with you,
especially after Gideon's little warning.

Hey!

I don't think Chris and Leo would
have gone into that house either.

Maybe they went to see Darryl,
like their counterparts did.

I think we should talk to Darryl.

I don't think if Darryl wants to talk
to us in the good world,

he's not gonna talk
to us in the evil world.

That's it. Come on, come on.
That's it. Hey.

Hey, maybe he will
if he thinks we're them.

Okay, I really think we need
to get out of here.

What are you doing?

Let's see if this works
in the parallel world.

It does.

Hi, can I have Lieutenant Morris,
please?

Hey.

Lady, you want me to give her a
second citation, it's gonna cost you.

Why, you greedy son of a...

- Haven't I given you enough already?
- Hey, don't give me that,

Hey, leave her alone.

I wasn't really gonna
give you that citation.

We must be some badass
witches in this world.

Yeah, remember that for when
we meet up with badass Darryl.

Well, looks like everybody's
enjoying themselves.

Including Darryl.

Okay, just remember,
we're used to this.

Right. Think mean, think nasty.

Hey.

It's all right, let them through,

I knew you'd show up
sooner or later.

How's Sheila?

It's all right, honey.
I'll be here all night,

Sheila who?

Leo and Chris, where are they?

Where are they?

Last time I saw them,
they were at the police station.

Me and my boys were trying
to give Chris what he deserved.

But Leo orbed him away.

Never seen them run
from a fight before,

- Where'd they go?
- If I knew,

you think I'd be here waiting for you?

Where you been, anyway?
Undercover in the underworld?

- Why?
- Bright, happy colors?

Not exactly your style.

Get away from me, I don't want
Sheridan to see me with you.

She's been all over my ass.

Don't get up.

Now what?

I think maybe we're looking
at this all wrong.

Maybe we all are.

Come again?

Well, listen, if Darryl won't help
Leo and Chris because he's evil,

then they'd have to go to someone
who's good, right, to help them?

Okay, yeah. But who's not evil here?
Where are the good guys, they hiding?

Yeah, in the underworld.

Think about it.
Reverse it, who's good here?

Demons.

Right. And if I know Leo,

he would have gone after the
most powerful good demon there is.

You're right.

I know the truth of all your hopes

because I can feel your
greatest hope inside here:

The hope to one day return home.

Oh, and of course your presence
here gives me great hope.

The hope that some place there
really is a different kind of world.

A world where the greater good,

the goodness of the heart, prevails.

- Is he for real?
- He must be.

Demon of fear in our world
must be the demon of hope here.

Question is, do you have
enough power to send us back?

Oh, alas, no, I do not.

Not if you were brought here
by the power of three.

But, however, hope springs eternal.

So I may be able to persuade
the sisters of my world to help us.

All simply by relying...

...on their greatest hope:

The hope to reunite
with your counterparts,

And then...

...maybe you will be able to return

to your time before it's too late,
as you hope.

Don't touch me.

Oh, thank God.

Quickly, orb away.

I will deal with them.
I've done it before.

No, that's okay,
They're the good ones.

Trust us, they're not evil.

No, but we are.

Breathe, dear. In long, out short.

One in, three short.

In, three out.

Where are my sisters?

Gideon's trying to find them, dear.
Just try to focus on the breath.

In...

- What happened?
- Her water's broke.

She needs to get to a hospital.

- Did you find them?
- No, not yet.

But you can't wait any longer.
It's not safe.

Go, hurry.

Somebody has to stay with Wyatt.

Don't worry, I'll take care of him.

- Nice knuckles. Brass?
- No, Tiffany's.

- What a waste of a nice blue box.
- What did you say, witch?

Okay, look, we didn't
come here to fight.

- We just came to get Leo and Chris.
- Well, so did we.

Fine, you give us ours,
we'll give you yours.

Right, like we can trust you,
You're good.

Wait, you can't trust us?
Who are the evil ones here?

Come on, ladies.

Have some hope.
We can work this out peacefully.

- Shut up.
- Shut up.

We'll take care of you later.

We're gonna have to make a move.

The longer the worlds
are out of balance--

- The worse the damage is.
- We have to get everyone back.

Problem is there's no talking
to those witches.

I wish I could just vanquish them.

Me too, but that'll really
screw up the balance.

We're gonna have to settle for--

Knocking them out so we can
get Leo and Chris out of here.

Good.
We'll orb out and grab them--

- From behind.
- Perfect.

- That sucked.
- All right. I'll take mine, you take yours.

Arrow.

Arrow.

Arrow.

- Rock.
- Rock.

Get down.

No one can win.
They're too evenly matched.

Well, they think alike.

- Boulder.
- Boulder.

No, no.

We don't have time for this.
I gotta get back and get you home.

When Gideon said something
could go wrong...

...I don't think he knew how wrong.

- You said Gideon?
- Yeah, why?

Because just maybe he did know
how wrong it could go.

That won't protect you for long,
my boy.

Not for long.

Boulder.

What do you mean?
Gideon is after Wyatt?

He was desperately hoping
to eliminate Wyatt.

- Piper. Hello?
- Piper. Hello?

Where the hell are you?
I'm in labor.

Get your ass down here.

- Is she okay?
- She's in labor.

Who's that? You've got an echo.
What the hell is going on?

- I'm on my way.
- I'm on my way.

- We have to go get Piper.
- And Wyatt.

Wanton powers in this blade, yield

Penetrate that which would shield

I'm truly sorry,

but this is for the greater good.

We call upon ancient lore

To punish with the power of four

Strike down this threat
From both there and here

Make him suffer and disappear

- Wyatt, thank God.
- Wyatt, thank God.

Did you give that bad man Gideon
those wounds?

Well, looks like Wyatt
can handle himself.

Yeah, but for how long?

Gideon's one of the most
powerful elders.

If he wants him dead,
he'll find a way.

- I can't believe it was Gideon.
- He's still out there.

If he wasn't vanquished here,
he wasn't in our world either.

What we need to do is get everybody
back in the right place.

- Fix this whole nutty balance--
- Fix this whole nutty balance thing.

I'm with you.

We don't have the power of three.

- No, but we do have--
- The power of four.

At least we're still alive.

Only because we barely
made it back here in time.

Still, we healed each other
and we can try again.

Especially now that we can
breach Wyatt's shield.

But the sisters know about us now.

Worse, the imbalance has caused
a shift in both worlds.

Which we should be able
to use to our advantage

to distract them
whilst we complete our task.

We created the imbalance,
we should be able to repair the shift.

And when we do, we'll make sure
that the sisters forget everything.

Here's my brave little guy.

Quick, the portal's closing.
We gotta get their men through.

I'll get them.

Hey, buddy. I gotcha.

Okay, if the evil Piper's in labor,
our Piper must be too.

- We gotta get to the hospital.
- Okay, we have to get the bag.

- Hey there. How you doing?
- Hi.

Okay, this is really strange.

- Hi, neighbor.
- Yoo-hoo! Yoo-hoo, ladies.

Yoo-hoo. I've been waiting for you.

Mrs. Noble, hi.
I was just coming out to move the car.

Oh, no, you're a busy,
busy, busy girl.

Yeah, see, it's our sister, Piper,
she's in labor. We're all a little crazy.

And I won't park there again,
I promise.

That's right. I know you won't.

Wrongs must be righted.

Help!

Have a super day.

Help! Help, somebody. Help!

Please. Someone?

Someone, help.
Please, someone.

Someone?

Help, someone, help!

Leo. Leo!

Someone help!

Please, someone!

Leo!

Put him in the playpen.
Don't want him to see.

- But Phoebe--
- Just do it.

Okay, there we go. There you go.

Don't let him out of your sight.

- What's wrong, what's taking so long?
- I don't know.

Damn it, Leo, you should have
just healed her outside.

Right, and risk you getting shot too?
I don't think so.

Okay, so I just sent our evil twins
through the portal, although...

What happened?

- Thank God.
- Stay with Wyatt.

I got him.

- You okay?
- Yeah.

Just remind me to never park in
Mrs. Noble's driveway again.

Will someone please tell me
what is going on here?

The neighborhood patrol
shot her point-blank

and nobody so much
as blinked an eye.

What? Why?

Because by getting us all
to the evil world,

Gideon screwed up the balance,
the grand design.

If you ask me, the grand design was
messed up in the first place.

Wait, so are you saying because of
what he did, our world is bad now too?

No, on the contrary, it's good.
Too good.

Where every little infraction
is a capital of fence.

And everyone just accepts it.

Oh, so we're starring in a little movie
called Pleasantville?

Okay, how come
we weren't affected?

Because we must have been
crossing over when the shift occurred.

Well, that must mean Gideon's
not affected either.

No, he wouldn't be,
because he's an elder.

How do we know he's not using
this situation to his advantage?

- To come after Wyatt?
- Because I'm gonna find him first.

No, you can't hurt him, Leo.
Not until he shifts the balance back.

And you know he knows
how to do that.

Oh, my God, we totally forgot about
Piper. We have to get to the hospital.

- Who's gonna watch Wyatt?
- I will.

Look, I didn't come all the way from the
future just to lose him now, all right?

I think we should drive.
I don't wanna risk orbing.

All right,
just watch your speed, okay?

Oh, give me a break,

You're lucky.
It could have been worse.

Well, well, well,
the new peeping elder.

How the mighty have fallen,
so to speak.

Show yourself.

Only if you agree to a truce.

I promise, it is in your best interests.

Why not.

This particular day
couldn't get much worse.

Actually, it could.

You could die.

The world has changed, my friend,
as you've obviously just witnessed.

You're referring to the witches
constantly hunting me.

That wouldn't happen to be some of
your doing, now, would it, friend?

Not by intent, but it's why I'm here.

If I'm to shift things back
to the way things were,

to give evil a fighting chance again,

then you and I must work together.

Now, why would you wanna
give me a fighting chance?

To restore the balance,
the grand design,

as I am honor-bound to do.

Just out of curiosity,

how is it this imbalance
happened to occur?

Come on. You can say it.
I know you can.

"I made my move on the boy
and I screwed up."

I took a calculated risk.

You screwed up.

And now you wanna hide out
down here with me,

and just hope that the boy's aunties
don't know how to find you.

Isn't that about right, friend?

Believe me, you don't want this child

growing up any more
than I do, Barbas.

His power is too great.

He is an enormous threat
to both of us.

I see.

Any shift between good and evil

is supposed to happen
naturally over time.

By intervening,
I've allowed too much good

to corrupt the other world.

And the only way to get it back
is for a great evil to corrupt ours.

Oh, and you just naturally
thought of me.

I'm very flattered.

I have to complete what I started,
for everyone's sake.

Help me.

Distract the sisters.

And I will help you
get your world back.

You won't find Gideon that way.

We've already tried.

What are you doing here?

I'm here to remind you
of your responsibilities.

My responsibilities now
are to protect my son.

How? By taking revenge
on one of our own?

Gideon stopped being one of us
when he went after Wyatt.

Oh, that's not for you to decide.

You're but one voice
in a chorus, Leo.

We can't allow you to take matters
into your own hands.

- Gideon did.
- Yes, and look what's he's wrought.

The world is spiraling out of control.
Innocents are being hurt, killed.

- All because one elder acted alone.
- I know what I'm doing.

Gideon thought he knew
what he was doing too.

Truth be known, he was not alone
in his thinking.

There are others who share
his fears of Wyatt.

That your union with a Charmed One

might have created too great
a concentration of power.

- Wait, so you're on his side?
- No, of course not.

- What Gideon's done is inexcusable.
- Then let me handle him.

Please, Leo, your emotions
are clouding your better judgment.

The fate of the world is more important
than any one child.

Not more important than my son.

They're all your sons,
your daughters.

They're who you should be protecting.
That's the greater good.

Come, help us find a way to restore
what was while we still can.

I can't.

Not until I stop Gideon.

Anti-immunologist to the quarantine.
Anti-immunologist to the quarantine.

You're all done, sir.
All you have to do is pay your fine.

Okay.

- You know, I'd really like to, but I can't.
- Over here?

Wow, it's just as creepy in here
as it is out there.

Actually, creepier.

Welcome to
San Francisco Memorial,

how can I help, help, help you?

Well, you could take it
down a notch.

She's kidding. She's a kidder.

Just out of curiosity,
what happened here?

- Was it a freeway accident?
- Oh, heavens, no.

It's always like this around here.

- Lawbreakers, you know.
- Right.

- You visiting?
- Yes. Piper Halliwell.

Halliwell, Halliwell.
What was her of fence?

Oh, no, no of fence.
She's having a baby.

Oh, a baby!
Oh, why didn't you say so?

- Because we were just too excited.
- Oh, of course you are.

There's nothing more exciting
than a baby.

Room 1402. But don't dawdle.
Visiting hours are almost over.

You have a wonderful day,
now, okay?

Day?

It's almost 8:00.
It should be dark now.

Dark? Why on earth would anyone
say such a depressing thing?

Imagine the sun going away,
not having sunshine all the time.

Anyone who'd want
that should be, well, well, shot.

She's joking.
It's my sister, the jokester.

We're gonna go see
our other sister now.

She's having a baby. Yeah.

Okay, have a good day, everyone.

Oh, there you guys are.
Where have you been?

- Seems normal.
- Come on, come in.

- Piper, you okay?
- Of course I'm okay.

I'm having a baby,
for crying out loud.

Jell-O? It's really yummy.

No, thanks.

Excuse me.
How'd you like your dinner?

Are you kidding? The frozen peas
and processed turkey?

It was to die for.

Oh, here, let me give you a hand.

- Piper, that's not funny.
- Oh, that's okay.

- It's my fault it even happened.
- Why is it your fault?

I used my cell phone in the hospital.
Talk about your big no-nos.

- Hey, good luck with the little one,
- Thanks.

He really should have known better.

Piper, snap out of it.
This is crazy-making.

- What is?
- This. Everything.

You, the hand,
the whole damn world.

It's driving me insane.

Phoebe, you really should not swear.
They will cut your tongue out.

This is ridiculous.

Okay, Piper, you have to listen to me.
Wyatt is in danger.

What do you mean?
What kind of danger?

It's Gideon.
He's trying to kill him.

- It's not funny, I'm being serious.
- That's ridiculous.

He's an elder. He couldn't hurt a fly,

- What's so funny?
- Oh, don't ask.

- Whoopsie, that's not good.
- What's not good? What's going on?

Those darn contractions are a lot
more painful than they should be.

- What does that mean?
- Visiting hours are over. Bye, now.

- No, we're not leaving her.
- Well, I'm sorry, but rules are rules.

Did you wanna keep your legs?

- We'll call you.
- Okey-dokey.

Are you sure we should leave?
I'm worried about her.

We have to. We can't wait for Leo.
We have to fix this.

This isn't the world we want
Chris to be born into.

Okay, but how?

Okay? Especially now
that we're down a sister?

Maybe we should have
another little talk with ourselves.

You were right.

Piper's the only one
of the sisters affected.

And therefore the only one
that can affect her sisters.

She can cast a spell on them,
make them think as she does,

so that they won't be
concerned about me either.

And your theory is that I'm
going to make her do this.

How, exactly?

By doing what you do best:

Tapping into her fear
of losing her sisters.

I don't know.

She's out in cloud-cuckooland
some place.

She's in a place where she doesn't
even fear her own affliction.

What makes you think
she's gonna fear losing a sister?

Family means everything to Piper.

In any world.

The sooner you hit that nerve,

the sooner we both
get what we want.

Anything?

I thought I had him for a second,
but I lost him.

Well, keep looking.
Gideon's bound to surface again.

Well, maybe you should ask
the other elders for some help.

No.

Trouble in paradise?

Let's just say we're not
seeing eye to eye.

Well, then, maybe you should,
I don't know, quit.

The girls are gonna need another
whitelighter the moment I'm gone.

That's not why you
want me to quit, Chris.

Okay. Fine, I admit.

I'd like to go back to a future where
my parents are still together, all right?

It's just like I said
when I was making the potion...

Potion.

- What about the potion?
- Gideon didn't want it to work, right?

But he did want us in this other world,
which means it probably does work,

which means we can get you home.

- No. I'm not going back.
- Chris, you have to.

Not until I finish what I came here
to do, and that's to save Wyatt from--

Turning evil.

What?

Well, what I don't understand is,

if Gideon always viewed
Wyatt as a threat,

why did he turn him evil in my future?

I don't think he did, intentionally.

I think Gideon tried to kill
Wyatt in your future.

Only, just like in this time, he found out
that Wyatt can protect himself.

So he probably had to get him away
so he could figure out how to do it.

- You mean kidnap him,
- Imagine being taken away from us

for weeks, maybe even months,

constantly fending off
Gideon's attack.

I had no idea.

We're gonna change
that future, Chris.

For both of your sakes.

The power of four has worked before.

Yeah, but that was when
we were in the same world.

We can't even contact them now.

There must have been a way that
Gideon contacted his evil counterpart.

Hey, do you hear an echo?

- I knew it,
- I knew it,

Nice to see you.

So is your world
as messed up as ours?

I've never seen everybody
so miserable.

- Every little good thing that happens--
- Gets punished.

Limbs get cut off
for saying "gesundheit."

I never thought I'd say this,

but I would kill for
some daylight right now.

We got plenty of it in our world.

- It sucks.
- It sucks.

So, what do you think happened?

I think we did too much
good together

when we were trying to
get Gideon in your world.

My thoughts exactly.

Maybe we need to do some
serious evil on your side

to shift the balance back.

- Right.
- The problem is,

I don't know if our collective powers
will work with us in different worlds.

Well, we better think of
something fast,

because Gideon's still
after Wyatt in both of them.

- The power of three.
- What?

If we can cast a spell on
our respective Pipers--

We're back to full power again.

Then bring us to your side
so we could shift the balance back.

And then kick some ass.

I like it.

Security to the prison floor.

Does it hurt when I touch here?

Boy, that smarts.

Well, we might be looking
at a C-section here, Piper.

Might be the only way
to get the baby out safely,

Safely?

Oh, let's get another ultrasound,
shall we? I'll be right back.

It would be so sad if your sisters

weren't here to help you
through all this.

You heard what they said
about Gideon.

Imagine, saying such ugly lies

about such a nice person.

Gideon is trying to kill Wyatt,
we have to stop him.

No, no, no, no.

- Stop it. He's an elder,
- No, Piper, he's evil.

No, he's not, Now, shush
before someone hears you.

No, no, no, don't hurt them.
They didn't mean it.

You have to help them conform.

Save them from themselves

before it's too late
and you lose them forever,

Call now the powers blessed be

To make my sisters happy-- Happy

What are you doing here?
Is Piper okay?

No, but she will be, thanks to us
and our evil twins,

Wait, you saw them? Where?

In Gideon's office.
Talk about your vanity mirrors.

We have a plan.

We're gonna shift the world
back from Gideon

so he can't use it to his advantage.

- How?
- We're gonna use a spell to--

- What just happened?
- I don't know.

- Are you guys all right?
- Yeah.

Yeah, I've never felt better.

Okay, so back to the plan.
You were saying?

Yeah, the plan is just to go
see Piper in the hospital.

- That's a really good plan.
- I know.

No time to dawdle.
There's a baby on the way,

Guys, this is crazy,
You can't leave like this.

Well, we can't very well ignore
Chris' birth. We have to celebrate.

I'm the baby.
I give you permission not to.

What, and miss all the excitement?

Seeing you for the first time.
Burping you.

-Picking out a name.
-I already have a name.

Oh, gosh, you do, don't you?

Well, now would be
the perfect time to change,

How did you get your name?

It doesn't start with a P.

It was Leo's father's name.

That is so sweet.

I can't wait to tell Piper,

I'm gonna get her bag.

It's in the kitchen, all ready to go,

Oh, you are gonna be so cute.

Yes, you are. Yes, you are.

Okay.

We need to snap them
out of this, fast.

Piper must have cast a spell.
She's the only one who could do this.

- Why would she do that?
- She wouldn't.

Unless Gideon wanted her to,

to distract them like before
so he can go after Wyatt.

- All set.
- Let's go.

You guys can't leave yet. Gideon
might be coming for Wyatt any minute.

Oh, is he babysitting?

No, he's trying to kill Wyatt.

Don't tell me you don't remember.

You're laughing. That's great.

Your nephew's almost killed,
and you're laughing.

You're silly. Yes, you are.

Oh, yes, you are.

Like an elder would ever,
ever do that.

Must be the spell. They don't remember
because Gideon doesn't want them to.

A spell? What spell?

Visitors.

Hey, stay with Wyatt.

Wait, stop, stop, stop.
Okay, you cannot open that door.

- What if it's the patrolman?
- That's a good point.

I forgot to move my car,

Finally.

Well, I'll just have to take
whatever's coming to me.

What?

- Hi, ladies. Chris.
- Hi.

We thought you were the patrol guy,
come to shoot Phoebe.

Sorry. Actually, I'm here to get Chris.

I'm afraid I have to take him
into custody for assaulting me.

Dude, I didn't assault you.

- No, but evil Chris did.
- That wasn't me.

- You're still a fugitive anyways.
- Okay, you're not helping, thanks.

You know, I'm only giving you this
chance because we used to be friends.

That is so sweet, Darryl.

And evil double or no,
someone has to do the time.

Take him away, Darryl.

- So, what, you're just gonna leave?
- Listen, young man,

we can do this the easy way
or the hard way. Your choice.

I don't have time for this.

Have a nice day.

I was thinking if Gideon did get to
Piper, maybe he left a trail I can follow.

Hurry.

If I know Leo, then right around now
he'll be figuring out

that I made Piper cast the spell.

No, no, no, correction,
I made her cast the spell, remember?

The point being
he'll go to Piper next

to see if he can't find
any magical clues to find me.

- Find me, you mean.
- Actually, yes.

- But then again, that's what we want.
- Oh, really?

With the sisters
sufficiently distracted,

Leo is the last powerful being
in my way.

One who you should
easily be able to distract

whilst I make my move on Wyatt.

I don't know, this all is starting
to sound very interesting,

but, you know, it seems to me like I'm
the one doing all the heavy lifting here.

- Have you noticed that?
- Barbas!

While you, you're hiding out
down here,

relaxing in my lair,
all safe and sound.

What could possibly be wrong
with that picture?

Leo is the last impediment,
I promise.

Paralyze him with his greatest fear,
keep him occupied,

and we'll be one step closer
to returning the world to a place

where evil at least
has a chance again.

You're such a tease.

Okay, but Gideon, just so you know.

- I'm starting to lose my patience.
- I understand...

Oh, good. Okay, now...

...have you any ideas on what a particular
elder's greatest fear might be?

Don't think of him as an elder.

Think of him... as a father.

Excuse me, do you know
where the maternity ward is?

Are you kidding?
That's everyone's favorite hang-out.

- Just go in that elevator and--
- Thanks,

You're welcome.

- Paige.
- Leo.

Well, it's about time the nervous
father made an appearance.

Where's Phoebe? Is she with Piper?

Of course. We would never leave
Piper alone at a time like this.

Good. I wanna ask her
if she's seen Gideon.

Gideon? No, silly,
not with the complication.

Complication?

- Oh, dear, you don't know?
- Know what? Is something wrong?

Well, I'm sure the doctors
are gonna find out any minute

and everything is gonna be
just peachy.

- I gotta go see her.
- No. That's against the hospital rules.

- Screw the rules.
- Okay.

But you're going to get in trouble.

Wyatt?

Watch as the thing you fear most

comes to life and the future is lost.

- What?
- What's the matter, Dad?

Don't you recognize me?

I'm the Wyatt you're trying to save.

The one from Chris' future.

It'd appear that there is
no way to save him,

that he is lost to evil.

Excalibur.

And that you are a failure
as a father.

This isn't right. You're good.
I'm here to save you.

I don't think so.

Hello?

Okay. It's time to get you out of here.

Don't make me sacrifice you both.

Dad.

Dad.

Chris.

In trying to save one son,

you have lost both sons.

- Very, very sad.
- No!

Wyatt. Wyatt.

It's for the best, Leo.

Chris. Chris.

Finally.

Now what are you doing?

Would you come on?
Let's get this thing over with.

Not so fast.

This will take some thinking.

And I'd prefer not to get
stabbed again if I can avoid it.

How cute.

The great big elder is afraid
of the teeny-weeny, itsy-bitsy baby.

Oh, he's much more than that.

Trust me. Cocky too.

Notice his shield's not even up.

His shield is not up
because you pierced it already.

Fools and idiots.

Why is it that every time
you want something done right,

you gotta do it yourself?

No!

Slippery little devil, isn't he?

Now look what you've done.

Well, you didn't tell me
that he could orb.

I didn't know he could.
That's why I wanted to be careful.

Although I doubt he's able
to orb out of the underworld.

Even he's not that powerful yet.

Now, I suppose all of this means
that you've lost your interest

in fixing the world at this moment.

And allow the Charmed Ones
the chance to rescue him? No.

The world stays exactly as it is
until Wyatt is eliminated.

You and I will have to work
together to find him.

Quickly.

Or perhaps we could work together
in order to eliminate him,

seeing as how much trouble
you're having by yourself.

Interesting.

It could work, especially if you
bless the athame too.

But to try,
we need to get him back.

Well, then, you track him
with his orbs.

I'm going to track him
with his fears.

- You have to find Wyatt,
- We're gonna find him together.

It won't work, you've already tried.

Gideon's magic did this to me.

He's the only one who can stop it.

Just go.

Saving Wyatt saves the future.
You know that.

Gideon doesn't know how
to kill Wyatt, remember?

- We still have time.
- Only till the trauma turns him.

I'm not gonna choose between
you and Wyatt, Chris. I can't.

You don't have to, Dad.

Find Gideon...

...and you save us both.

All right. All right, but I'm not
leaving you alone. I'll be right back.

Where are you going?

To get your one of your aunts
to watch over you.

Look, you're gonna be fine, okay?
I promise.

Okay, Auntie Paige, big smile.

Leo, don't you think you
should be more careful?

I mean, you don't wanna
bring back the witch trials.

Gideon got to Chris.
He's hurt bad.

What? Now, why would Gideon
want to hurt Chris?

- To get to Wyatt, which he's done.
- Gideon is the paragon of all good.

I told you that, remember?

- Smile.
- But he's not good.

He's trying to kill my sons.

Your nephews. How can that be
good under any circumstances?

- Oh, I don't know, but--
- You don't understand. Chris is dying.

- What?
- I have to find Gideon,

but I can't leave Chris alone.
Somebody has to be with him.

Come on. I know, deep down inside,
family matters to you

more than this twisted sense
of right and wrong.

You love him, I know you do.

And that's gotta trump everything,
even this stupid spell that you're under.

You have to help me save him.

You have to help me
save them both. Please.

- What just happened?
- I think we were under a spell.

And he took us out of it.

- Okay, come on. Let's go.
- No, we can't all go.

Piper's being prepped for surgery.

- Surgery? What's the matter?
- They're not saying.

Don't worry, we're not
gonna lose either Chris.

I'll go home, you stay here,

and you, you go find Gideon.

Chris?

Easy, easy.

We got one of them. Stand by.

- Darryl, what's going on?
- Good day, Miss Matthews.

- Where's Chris?
- Chris?

-Chris who?
-Paige, please.

We've been waiting here to give you
one last chance to turn him in,

for your sake.

Go to hell.

Watch your tongue.

He's gotta be hiding
in the underworld.

I agree. It's the only place
he can go to avoid being sensed.

Which means he must have
both of our Wyatts there too.

Still, it's too vast.
We have to narrow it down.

Wait, it is too vast.
For Gideon too, right?

- Somebody's gotta be helping him.
- But who?

Whoever helped him
get to Piper in the hospital,

- I went and tried to pick up a trail.
- But I was overwhelmed with...

- ...hope.
- Fear.

- Barbas.
- Barbas.

- So if we find Barbas--
- We'll find Gideon.

For both of our sons.

- Check it out.
- How'd he get down here?

Maybe the world's finally
turning back in our favor.

Or not.

Damn.

Ah! Missed him by that much.

Leo. Leo.

Sorry. I was in the underworld,
looking for--

What's wrong?

What's going on?
The hell are you doing here?

Nothing. We didn't have to,

I'm sorry, Leo.

- Chris.
- Hey.

Hey, I'm here right now.

You can hold on, okay?
Hold on, hold on.

I'm here. You can hold on, okay?

Don't give up, okay?

You either.

No, no, no, please.

No.

No, please. No.

No! No!

Leo, stop it.

What are you trying to do, kill us?

This isn't gonna bring him back.

I promised him
I'd get him home safely.

I know, but you can still
save his future.

And you can still save Wyatt,
we just have to hurry.

And you have to focus, okay?

Look, you were saying something
about the underworld,

about looking for
something there. What?

Barbas.

Barbas? What's he got
to do with this?

He's working with Gideon.

That's how I think he got to Piper,

that's how I think he got to me.

Gideon teamed up
with a demon for that?

No.

An act of great evil in our world
restores the balance.

That's what I think
he was using Barbas for.

So they're working together.

That means they must be
in contact with each other, right?

So?

So that means maybe that's
a way to find Gideon.

The next time they try to contact
each other, you can just intercept it.

Wyatt?

Wyatt, can you hear me? It's Daddy.

Wyatt?

Wyatt, can you hear me? It's Daddy.

Hello, son.

So sorry to lure you like this.

Barbas, where are you?

Barbas.

It's time.

Well, it took you long enough.

Your impatience is growing tiresome.

I blessed it already.

Now it's your turn.

Is something wrong?

As a matter of fact...

...there is.

Why?

Because you murdered my son.

I'll be right back.

Leo, please.
You have to understand.

I am only doing this
for the greater good, I swear.

How is killing a child
ever for the greater good, huh?

And who the hell are you
to decide that?

I'm an elder, so are you.
It's what we do.

I'm not one of you anymore,

Leo, listen to me.
You know what happens.

You know what
Chris came here to stop.

Let me finish what I started,

Let me save the future
the only way it can be saved.

You're the reason the future's
threatened, Gideon. Not Wyatt,

- No.
- but because of what you do to him.

I'm about to make sure neither one
of you get the chance again. Mirror.

- You ready?
- Yeah, but remember,

you can't do anything.
I have to do this alone.

I know.

- Do what?
- A great evil.

Fade away? What do you mean,
he just faded away?

In Leo's arms, after he died,

Yeah, maybe he didn't die, I mean,
maybe he was just going back--

Oh, God.

Poor Leo.

Dr. Roberts, how's Piper?

Well, it depends on how
you look at it, I suppose.

Me, I like to think she's
moving off to a better place.

- What?
- What is that supposed to mean?

Well, I think you know what I mean.

She's hemorrhaging.
We can't stop it. It's everywhere.

But let's all try
to think positively, shall we?

No, you listen to me.

You get your ass back in that room
and you save my sister and her baby,

you understand me?

Security.

- Let's take care of this.
- Locked and loaded.

Okay, they shoot people here,
remember?

We gotta get Piper out of here.
We gotta get her to Leo.

We can't.
We don't know where Leo is.

We can't just do nothing.

What's going on?

Phoebe, it's night.

Everything's back to normal?

I'll do everything I can, I promise.

Excuse me.

Leo must have done something.

You have no idea what you've done.

Didn't know you had it in you.

Our worlds can never
cross over again.

Take care of your family.

You too.

Hi.

I got you. You're safe now.

I have you.

I have you.

--To Triage.
Please report to Triage, stat.

He found him.

Hey.

- Is he okay?
- Yeah.

He wasn't with Gideon long enough
to do any damage.

What happened to Gideon?

How's Piper?

She's resting comfortably.

-Is she okay?
-We stopped the bleeding.

Obviously, we had
to perform a C-section,

but I think she's gonna be okay.

And the baby, is he all right?

You tell me.

Congratulations.
He's perfectly healthy.

-Really?
-Oh, look, he's beautiful.

Baby Christopher.

That's your brother.

Looks like we didn't lose him
after all.

Can we see Piper?

Well, maybe just one of you for now.

Go tell her we love her.

Where'd that baby go?
That's your brother.