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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:30,720 --> 00:00:32,154 - Captain Daly. - Report. 2 00:00:32,240 --> 00:00:34,630 A non-Federation vessel, jumped straight out of white space. 3 00:00:34,680 --> 00:00:35,680 Right in front of us. 4 00:00:37,360 --> 00:00:39,352 Valdack. - That can't be... 5 00:00:39,400 --> 00:00:41,616 My data scan indicates a heavily-armoured Gorgan Dreadnought. 6 00:00:41,640 --> 00:00:44,519 Vessel ID number 9864321. - Thank you, Dudani. 7 00:00:44,560 --> 00:00:48,190 Valdack must've hijacked it from the Fermi hub and tracked our position. 8 00:00:49,920 --> 00:00:52,594 Tulaska, shield status? - Shield's 100%. 9 00:00:52,640 --> 00:00:53,869 Helmsman Packer? - Captain? 10 00:00:53,920 --> 00:00:55,957 Prime rear thrusters. - Rear thrusters primed. 11 00:00:56,240 --> 00:00:58,232 If that's Valdack, he'll rip us to shreds. 12 00:00:58,440 --> 00:01:01,194 Captain, we have to surrender, there's no other way. 13 00:01:01,240 --> 00:01:03,311 Let's not lose our heads, Lieutenant Walton. 14 00:01:06,360 --> 00:01:07,919 Shield at 68%. 15 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:10,117 Heavy damage reported, decks six through ten. 16 00:01:10,160 --> 00:01:12,550 Fires in med centre and major rupture to cargo bay Alpha. 17 00:01:12,880 --> 00:01:13,791 We've got no choice, captain! 18 00:01:13,840 --> 00:01:16,275 Do you want me to open comms with Valdack's craft, captain? 19 00:01:16,320 --> 00:01:17,151 Negative. 20 00:01:18,760 --> 00:01:21,195 Shields are 54%. 21 00:01:21,240 --> 00:01:22,356 There's no way out. 22 00:01:22,960 --> 00:01:25,077 - Captain, please. - Not now, Walton. 23 00:01:26,400 --> 00:01:30,314 Helmsman Packer, take us into that asteroid gas cluster. 24 00:01:30,360 --> 00:01:31,430 Into the cluster? 25 00:01:31,600 --> 00:01:33,000 That's suicide, sir. 26 00:01:33,080 --> 00:01:34,400 It is our only chance. 27 00:01:34,560 --> 00:01:37,394 That gas cluster is charged with ionised pyron particles. 28 00:01:37,640 --> 00:01:41,031 If our shields hold, we can use them to increase our photon intensity. 29 00:01:41,080 --> 00:01:42,799 Packer, increase thrusters. 30 00:01:45,160 --> 00:01:46,799 Shield's at 43%. 31 00:01:47,600 --> 00:01:49,478 It'll tear the ship apart, captain! 32 00:01:49,520 --> 00:01:52,274 Walton, you are a Space Fleet officer, act accordingly. 33 00:01:52,320 --> 00:01:53,754 Shield's at 32%. 34 00:01:53,800 --> 00:01:55,792 Valdack's not following. - Packer, turn us around. 35 00:01:59,600 --> 00:02:01,273 Tulaska, charge photon bolts. 36 00:02:01,440 --> 00:02:02,590 All charged, captain. 37 00:02:11,080 --> 00:02:12,080 Fire. 38 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:16,957 His hull's breached, shield's gone. 39 00:02:17,400 --> 00:02:18,834 He's defenceless. 40 00:02:19,040 --> 00:02:20,440 Lieutenant Lowry, open comms. 41 00:02:20,480 --> 00:02:22,520 - He's already hailing us, captain. - On screen. 42 00:02:23,200 --> 00:02:28,036 Captain Daly, may you drown in the venom of 900 Tragorian snakes! 43 00:02:28,320 --> 00:02:30,232 You are defeated, Valdack. 44 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:33,438 Return the plasmorthian crystal and we'll cause you no more damage. 45 00:02:33,600 --> 00:02:35,796 You must think me a fool, captain. 46 00:02:35,840 --> 00:02:40,710 I know the crystal's capabilities and I will die before I give it up. 47 00:02:40,760 --> 00:02:43,639 I gave you a chance, Valdack, showed you mercy. 48 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:45,514 Reflect on that while you can. 49 00:02:45,640 --> 00:02:46,790 Arrgh! - Close comms. 50 00:02:49,280 --> 00:02:51,556 Tulaska, destroy his ship. - Yes, captain. 51 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:59,515 That was incredible, captain! 52 00:02:59,560 --> 00:03:02,712 You saved our lives. - I'm so sorry I lost it back there, captain. 53 00:03:02,840 --> 00:03:04,638 Not for the first time, Walton. 54 00:03:04,920 --> 00:03:07,071 I should know by now never to doubt you. 55 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:09,157 Please, forgive me. 56 00:03:10,080 --> 00:03:12,151 At ease, Walton. - Captain! 57 00:03:12,240 --> 00:03:15,551 Sensors indicate an escape pod ejected from Valdack's ship before detonation. 58 00:03:16,840 --> 00:03:20,038 He's escaping with the crystal. - Want me to plot a pursuit course, captain? 59 00:03:21,640 --> 00:03:22,640 No. 60 00:03:23,680 --> 00:03:24,909 We'll let him go... 61 00:03:26,600 --> 00:03:27,600 for now. 62 00:03:28,960 --> 00:03:30,633 It's great decision-making, captain. 63 00:03:30,760 --> 00:03:32,558 Three cheers for Captain Daly. 64 00:03:32,760 --> 00:03:34,717 Hip hip... - Hooray! 65 00:03:35,120 --> 00:03:36,839 Hip hip... - Hooray! 66 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:38,878 Hip hip... - Hooray! 67 00:03:38,920 --> 00:03:43,233 ♪ For he's a jolly good fellow, for he 's a jolly good fellow ♪ 68 00:03:43,280 --> 00:03:48,912 ♪ F or he's a jolly good fellow ♪ 69 00:03:49,200 --> 00:03:50,919 ♪ And so say all of us. ♪ 70 00:03:50,960 --> 00:03:53,873 God bless you, Captain! God bless you! 71 00:04:03,080 --> 00:04:06,630 Thirteenth floor, welcome to Callister. 72 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:08,194 Oh, excuse me. 73 00:04:09,320 --> 00:04:10,436 Excuse me. 74 00:04:15,800 --> 00:04:16,800 Hey. 75 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:32,989 Uh, Elena, my pass doesn't work. 76 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:34,952 You must renew on first of each month. 77 00:04:35,280 --> 00:04:39,797 Yeah, I know that, but the first was on the weekend, so... 78 00:04:41,920 --> 00:04:42,920 OK. 79 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:47,913 Thank you. 80 00:04:48,720 --> 00:04:49,870 You're welcome. 81 00:04:50,600 --> 00:04:54,116 Prepare to enter the most immersive gaming experience 82 00:04:54,160 --> 00:04:57,312 in years: Infinity, from Callister Inc. 83 00:04:58,280 --> 00:04:59,475 Morning, Mr Daly. 84 00:04:59,760 --> 00:05:01,240 Helmsman Packer. - Huh? 85 00:05:02,560 --> 00:05:04,597 Uh, I mean, Mr Packer. 86 00:05:04,840 --> 00:05:05,717 Nate. 87 00:05:05,800 --> 00:05:07,359 OK. 88 00:05:08,840 --> 00:05:11,309 Hey, are you making coffees? - Yeah. 89 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:15,797 Do you think maybe you could make me one too? 90 00:05:19,560 --> 00:05:21,870 Sure, sure. What do you want? 91 00:05:22,680 --> 00:05:24,080 Just vanilla latte. 92 00:05:24,200 --> 00:05:25,200 Skimmed milk. 93 00:05:25,320 --> 00:05:26,390 Yeah, good call. 94 00:05:31,840 --> 00:05:35,197 Those are some very, very big numbers and we might just have to hold you to that. 95 00:05:35,240 --> 00:05:37,391 Well no, yes, of course. 96 00:05:40,400 --> 00:05:41,993 Oh, are you OK, man? 97 00:05:43,520 --> 00:05:44,920 I guess you didn't see my gym bag. 98 00:05:47,840 --> 00:05:49,320 Come on, get up. 99 00:05:49,360 --> 00:05:50,714 I'm sorry, bud. - OK. 100 00:05:50,800 --> 00:05:51,800 You left it... 101 00:05:56,040 --> 00:05:58,635 You're gonna do it for me, you're gonna make it good. 102 00:05:58,680 --> 00:05:59,955 You're a God to me, at least. 103 00:06:21,760 --> 00:06:25,231 Oh, no, the ladies' bathroom is that way, the sign's kind of confusing. 104 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:29,754 You're Robert Daly, right? 105 00:06:31,360 --> 00:06:32,360 Right. 106 00:06:32,760 --> 00:06:33,760 Yeah, hi. 107 00:06:34,720 --> 00:06:36,439 I'm Nanette, Nanette Cole. 108 00:06:36,680 --> 00:06:41,152 Um, I started here today coding on the update and I... 109 00:06:41,200 --> 00:06:45,752 I just wanted to, uh, pass on my admiration to the person 110 00:06:45,840 --> 00:06:48,560 who actually designed Infinity. 111 00:06:48,800 --> 00:06:51,838 The procedural algorithm is, is amazing. 112 00:06:51,880 --> 00:06:55,715 It's just some beautiful code. 113 00:06:56,160 --> 00:06:57,160 Thank you. 114 00:06:57,520 --> 00:07:01,355 That's actually the reason that I wanted to work here. 115 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:06,674 You must be busy, I'm so sorry. - No, no, it's fine. 116 00:07:07,240 --> 00:07:08,310 Sorry. - No. 117 00:07:08,400 --> 00:07:11,677 Uh, well, just fangirling, sorry, um... 118 00:07:12,920 --> 00:07:14,752 Ooh, vintage! 119 00:07:16,680 --> 00:07:18,637 Yeah, it's Space Fleet. 120 00:07:18,680 --> 00:07:20,512 Wow! - It's a TV show. 121 00:07:21,760 --> 00:07:25,390 Before your time and before my time, actually. 122 00:07:26,120 --> 00:07:28,874 But it was visionary. 123 00:07:30,320 --> 00:07:31,674 Is this on, like, tape? 124 00:07:31,840 --> 00:07:35,311 Yeah, I've got the VHS, DVD, Blu-ray... 125 00:07:35,360 --> 00:07:38,637 The whole thing, seasons one to six. 126 00:07:38,760 --> 00:07:40,717 Netflix has it these days. 127 00:07:41,400 --> 00:07:45,030 "Aboard the spaceship USS Callister," OK. 128 00:07:45,320 --> 00:07:48,199 Yeah. So, OK, so, Callister is like the... 129 00:07:48,240 --> 00:07:51,119 The... - Yeah, when we set up the company... 130 00:07:52,840 --> 00:07:57,869 I suggested that we call it Callister as kind of a little tribute. 131 00:07:57,920 --> 00:08:02,915 Walton didn't really get the reference but he let me have that one. 132 00:08:07,800 --> 00:08:09,871 Mini-skirted damsels. 133 00:08:10,440 --> 00:08:13,319 A little cold for that in space. 134 00:08:13,360 --> 00:08:17,957 That is just what a Bargradian sand warrior would say. 135 00:08:19,520 --> 00:08:23,309 Bob, Christmas is closing in like a Goddamn meteor. 136 00:08:23,360 --> 00:08:26,136 We've got customers all over our balls, waiting for the Infinity update. 137 00:08:26,160 --> 00:08:28,360 Tell me it's gonna be up and running before the weekend. 138 00:08:28,560 --> 00:08:31,120 I, I'll ask Kabir... 139 00:08:31,160 --> 00:08:34,120 You're CTO, don't ask anybody anything. You should be telling people things 140 00:08:34,160 --> 00:08:36,696 like I'm fucking telling you right now. - Alright, I'll talk to him. 141 00:08:36,720 --> 00:08:37,597 Good. - I'm sorry. 142 00:08:37,640 --> 00:08:38,640 OK. 143 00:08:39,240 --> 00:08:40,720 - Hello? - Hello. 144 00:08:40,760 --> 00:08:42,991 Sorry, I couldn't find a good moment to... So... 145 00:08:43,040 --> 00:08:44,040 Oh, you must be new. 146 00:08:44,080 --> 00:08:45,958 I'm James Walton, I run the company. 147 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:48,469 - Hi. - Well, we run the company, kind of. 148 00:08:48,920 --> 00:08:51,992 Bob here is the hardware and I am the shiny front end. 149 00:08:52,960 --> 00:08:54,838 I'm Nanette Cole. - Which department? 150 00:08:55,120 --> 00:08:57,794 Engine Architecture. - And this your first day? 151 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:00,356 Uh, yeah. 152 00:09:00,400 --> 00:09:01,550 Have you had the tour? 153 00:09:02,200 --> 00:09:03,793 No, I... 154 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:05,798 Please, allow me. 155 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:08,275 OK. 156 00:09:11,640 --> 00:09:13,552 It was so nice to meet you. 157 00:09:16,080 --> 00:09:18,959 Just a little bit cos it's a big department. 158 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:20,000 Uh, I sit up here. 159 00:09:20,600 --> 00:09:24,560 You know, people call it a care-free environment, I call it care-full. 160 00:09:24,600 --> 00:09:26,096 - Interesting, OK. - Not scary... 161 00:09:26,120 --> 00:09:28,840 - Yeah. - I'm excited to see what happens. 162 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:33,000 Dudani? 163 00:09:35,680 --> 00:09:36,511 Kabir? - Oh! 164 00:09:36,680 --> 00:09:38,114 Mm! Mr Daly. 165 00:09:38,760 --> 00:09:42,151 Do you have the latest ETA on the update patch? 166 00:09:42,480 --> 00:09:44,472 It's just there's still some runtime errors. 167 00:09:44,760 --> 00:09:47,434 The thing is, Mr Daly, we could have it ready by end of play today 168 00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:50,399 but if we had time, we could alter the trading mechanics 169 00:09:50,440 --> 00:09:54,150 and tweak the critical hit system, but of course that'd add another week. 170 00:09:54,200 --> 00:09:55,554 Maybe ten days or so. 171 00:09:58,840 --> 00:09:59,876 Mr Daly? 172 00:10:00,880 --> 00:10:03,270 Yeah. Yeah, do all of that. 173 00:10:03,320 --> 00:10:06,233 Thank you - All...? OK, we're on it. 174 00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:31,475 Welcome back, Captain. 175 00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:33,871 Have you located Valdack's position? 176 00:11:33,920 --> 00:11:37,834 Not yet but our sensors are scanning every star system between here and Valatros. 177 00:11:38,880 --> 00:11:40,712 So, your answer is no? 178 00:11:43,880 --> 00:11:44,880 Uh... 179 00:11:45,840 --> 00:11:47,194 I'm afraid so, sir. 180 00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:54,800 You... 181 00:11:55,440 --> 00:11:56,635 are pathetic, Walton. 182 00:11:56,680 --> 00:11:57,680 What are you? 183 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:01,320 What's that? 184 00:12:04,160 --> 00:12:05,310 Pathetic. 185 00:12:13,440 --> 00:12:15,671 So, Valdack's out there... 186 00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:20,070 somewhere, and you village idiots are asleep at the wheel. 187 00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:25,871 You're not just disgraceful, you're disgusting - all of you. 188 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:30,590 So, can you do one thing? 189 00:12:32,160 --> 00:12:33,913 Can you find Valdack? 190 00:12:37,720 --> 00:12:39,074 I'm not asking, I'm telling you. 191 00:12:40,640 --> 00:12:41,994 Understand? Hmm? 192 00:12:42,040 --> 00:12:43,040 Yes. 193 00:12:43,560 --> 00:12:45,438 - Yes? - Yes, captain. 194 00:12:45,480 --> 00:12:46,596 - Yes. - Yes. 195 00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:47,640 Aye, captain. 196 00:12:48,240 --> 00:12:49,240 Huh? 197 00:12:52,520 --> 00:12:54,910 Well, alright. 198 00:12:56,120 --> 00:12:59,238 Tulaska, check security protocols. If they've expired, you're in trouble. 199 00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:00,880 Yes, captain. 200 00:13:01,760 --> 00:13:06,312 Dudani, have you checked those probe results? No room for errors. 201 00:13:06,360 --> 00:13:07,635 Of course, captain. 202 00:13:07,680 --> 00:13:09,353 Helmsman Packer? - Captain? 203 00:13:10,560 --> 00:13:12,040 Vanilla latte. 204 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:14,320 Skim milk. 205 00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:15,760 At once. 206 00:13:19,280 --> 00:13:20,280 Walton? 207 00:13:33,840 --> 00:13:35,069 Exit game. 208 00:13:54,880 --> 00:13:56,030 Hi, Nanette. 209 00:13:56,080 --> 00:13:58,311 Feel like you have everything you need here? - Mm-hmm. 210 00:13:59,960 --> 00:14:02,031 That's a nice sweater. - Oh, thank you. 211 00:14:02,080 --> 00:14:03,080 Cashmere? 212 00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:08,876 Mr Daly. 213 00:14:08,920 --> 00:14:10,673 Got that new ETA on the update patch. 214 00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:12,550 New ETA? 215 00:14:12,720 --> 00:14:15,633 Yeah, it's all good but now we're looking at December 24th for rollout. 216 00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:17,399 We don't patch until Christmas Eve? 217 00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:19,830 Well, yeah, I mean, with the alterations you approved. 218 00:14:25,480 --> 00:14:26,550 OK, OK. 219 00:14:27,680 --> 00:14:28,830 Thank you. - OK. 220 00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:36,559 Hey, Robert. - Hi. 221 00:14:37,120 --> 00:14:39,237 Um, I was just gonna fix a coffee, do you want one? 222 00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:43,033 Sure. - OK. 223 00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:47,510 Uh, vanilla latte, with skim milk. 224 00:14:49,080 --> 00:14:50,594 Okey-dokes. - OK. 225 00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:55,360 Absolutely. 226 00:14:58,120 --> 00:15:01,511 Mm-hmm, well, yes, they are great numbers. 227 00:15:01,560 --> 00:15:03,040 OK. Mm-hmm. 228 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:05,070 Ta-ta. 229 00:15:05,760 --> 00:15:07,638 Total fucking shitwit. 230 00:15:08,520 --> 00:15:09,715 Do you want coffee? 231 00:15:09,760 --> 00:15:12,229 Um, Brushed Suede, thank you. 232 00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:14,951 So how you settling in? Are you settling in? 233 00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:17,519 Uh, yeah, yeah. 234 00:15:17,640 --> 00:15:19,950 Everyone here is really friendly. 235 00:15:20,760 --> 00:15:25,516 And, um, it is not like my last job, thank God. 236 00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:26,800 Yeah? 237 00:15:26,840 --> 00:15:28,877 It was a toxic workplace, you know? 238 00:15:28,920 --> 00:15:34,120 My boss was a major-league bully and it's not like here. 239 00:15:34,440 --> 00:15:35,999 Like with, uh, Mr... - Walton. 240 00:15:36,040 --> 00:15:38,111 Yeah. - Oh, yeah, he's a really good guy. 241 00:15:38,680 --> 00:15:39,680 He's a bit of a player. 242 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:43,198 Chuck a ham sandwich across the room, he'll fuck it before it hits the ground. 243 00:15:43,240 --> 00:15:44,833 But he's basically an alright bloke. 244 00:15:45,520 --> 00:15:46,954 OK, well... 245 00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:49,955 There's, uh, two bosses here anyway, so, I guess... 246 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,275 Two how? 247 00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:53,200 Robert Daly. 248 00:15:53,960 --> 00:15:54,837 Oh! 249 00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:57,270 I mean, well, yeah, technically. 250 00:15:58,240 --> 00:16:01,119 Mr Daly is actually the whole reason that I'm here. 251 00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:02,560 Really? Interesting. 252 00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:05,752 I mean, who wouldn't want to work under an incredible mind like that? 253 00:16:05,880 --> 00:16:09,715 You know, his coding is... It's sublime. 254 00:16:10,160 --> 00:16:11,640 Do you have a thing for him? 255 00:16:12,720 --> 00:16:14,040 Daly? No, no. 256 00:16:15,160 --> 00:16:16,753 No. It's not like that. 257 00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:18,837 It's purely professional. 258 00:16:19,360 --> 00:16:20,360 I like his code. 259 00:16:20,920 --> 00:16:22,720 Oh, fucking hell, I was gonna say, you know... 260 00:16:22,760 --> 00:16:25,275 Don't be too nice to him, cos he gets a bit stare-y. 261 00:16:28,760 --> 00:16:31,116 Wide berth, that's my advice. 262 00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:32,310 Wide berth. 263 00:16:32,880 --> 00:16:33,880 OK. - Yeah. 264 00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:34,920 Thank you. 265 00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:42,155 There you go. - Thank you. 266 00:17:11,080 --> 00:17:13,197 - Bye! - No bye! I'm coming. 267 00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:14,640 No, suck a dick, Karl. 268 00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:42,078 Welcome to Callister. 269 00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:46,951 Thank you. - You're welcome. 270 00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:57,080 Goddamnit, Robert! 271 00:18:58,080 --> 00:18:59,150 Christmas Eve, really? 272 00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:01,670 Not OK. 273 00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:19,960 Hello? 274 00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:30,280 Oh, boy, it looks like there's a new girl in the office. 275 00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:33,830 What's your name, hun? 276 00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:36,520 Come in. Let me fix you a drink. 277 00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:40,440 We have everything from Bengarian phlegm shots to, uh... 278 00:21:41,040 --> 00:21:43,794 Ooh, distilled root blood from the Cangor quadrant. 279 00:21:44,360 --> 00:21:45,360 What's your poison? 280 00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:47,791 Some of this actually is poison, so don't be shy. 281 00:21:49,360 --> 00:21:50,396 Am I dreaming? 282 00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:54,400 Yeah. No, no, 'fraid not. 283 00:21:54,440 --> 00:21:56,796 I remember dreaming. - Me too. 284 00:21:57,440 --> 00:21:58,954 But where, where am I? 285 00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:01,959 This is USS Callister, Space Fleet's finest. 286 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:05,118 Exploring the furthest reaches of the known universe and beyond. 287 00:22:05,160 --> 00:22:09,439 We are its loyal space crew and now, apparently, so are you - cheers. 288 00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:14,637 Your name? Babe, what's your name? - Nanette. 289 00:22:15,280 --> 00:22:16,430 But we've met. 290 00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:20,274 Maybe, in the real world. I wouldn't have no way of knowing. 291 00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:22,269 What do you mean? 292 00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:24,792 You, you, you'd better sit down. 293 00:22:24,840 --> 00:22:27,150 No, I don't, I don't wanna sit down. 294 00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:29,672 I wanna know what's going on. 295 00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:31,713 You're onboard Robert Daly's ship. 296 00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:34,596 Robert Daly the CTO? 297 00:22:35,560 --> 00:22:37,552 Here, he's Captain Daly, our fearless leader. 298 00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:40,240 Yeah, you're seriously gonna need to sit the fuck down. 299 00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:43,400 Welcome. 300 00:22:44,040 --> 00:22:48,831 You are, um, hey, hey, you're the intern from work right, Nate? 301 00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:50,553 Packer, Nate Packer. 302 00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:53,952 Wait, so I'm still just the intern out there? 303 00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:55,676 Jesus... 304 00:22:56,320 --> 00:22:58,232 You're, um... You're...? 305 00:22:58,680 --> 00:23:00,239 Dudani, diagnostics. 306 00:23:01,320 --> 00:23:02,320 Welcome. 307 00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:03,880 Right... 308 00:23:07,360 --> 00:23:09,795 You're the receptionist, right? - Elena. 309 00:23:10,360 --> 00:23:13,910 Your skin is blue... - Weird blue alien skin, I know. 310 00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:17,795 It's fucked up, almost sort of racist. 311 00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:22,079 Uh... - OK, Walt! 312 00:23:22,280 --> 00:23:23,280 Fix her something. 313 00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:25,391 Something she'll recognise. Vodka. 314 00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:27,477 So what's it like out there now? - What? 315 00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:29,876 - Like, what year is it? - Wait, don't do her head in. 316 00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:33,391 What year? I... I saw you today. 317 00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:36,598 Ooh, did you see me? Did I look thin? Hmm? 318 00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:38,719 Like wheatgrass, yoga thin? 319 00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:41,312 Can we not pop her fucking mind? 320 00:23:41,640 --> 00:23:44,474 Someone needs to be straight with me right now. 321 00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:45,871 OK. 322 00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:47,155 OK, listen. 323 00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:49,600 This is Infinity. 324 00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:55,475 That's what we're all inside, that's where all of this exists. 325 00:23:56,360 --> 00:23:57,555 Infinity, the game? 326 00:23:58,600 --> 00:24:03,152 Daly's got his own modded version of Infinity reskinned to look like his favourite TV show. 327 00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:05,193 Space Thing? Space Thing... 328 00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:07,471 Space Fleet, hence the groovy decor. 329 00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:09,079 And this tasteful get-up. 330 00:24:09,520 --> 00:24:13,912 Infinity. That, that's an online game, like a multiplayer deal... This... 331 00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:18,830 This is his development build, sealed off so he can control it. 332 00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:22,430 He keeps it offline so the custom code he's written can't be detected and deleted. 333 00:24:22,520 --> 00:24:26,400 Mm, yes. It's a bubble universe ruled by an asshole god. 334 00:24:28,080 --> 00:24:29,080 He... 335 00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:33,231 put us in, in here? 336 00:24:33,480 --> 00:24:35,278 Mm-hmm. Drink your vodka. 337 00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:38,836 How do we get out? - No, really, drink it. 338 00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:40,960 Drink it. 339 00:24:44,840 --> 00:24:47,036 You can't leave. - What! 340 00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:51,438 None of us can. Because you're not actually you. 341 00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:53,597 What? - I know it's mental... 342 00:24:54,120 --> 00:24:56,510 but you're a copy of you. 343 00:24:56,560 --> 00:24:58,074 A digital clone. - No. 344 00:24:58,200 --> 00:25:00,317 No I am... I'm me. 345 00:25:00,360 --> 00:25:02,670 - I am me. I'm me. - No, not the real you. 346 00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:05,997 Daly's created an identical digital version of you - 347 00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:10,717 of all of us - from your DNA, he'll have harvested it somehow. 348 00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:13,355 Oh, he told me he got mine from the rim of a smoothie cup. 349 00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:15,392 He retrieved Packer's juices from the bathroom... 350 00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:18,080 Man, you have got to let that go, she does not need details. 351 00:25:18,120 --> 00:25:19,679 Yeah, basically he's got a gizmo. 352 00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:21,696 I theorise an advanced biometric DNA virtual clone... 353 00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:23,680 Yes, he's got a fucking gizmo, that's what I said. 354 00:25:23,720 --> 00:25:26,599 He fed your DNA in, he put you inside his computer 355 00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:28,472 and bam, you pop up here like a Pop Tart. 356 00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:30,760 Yeah, we've all been through it. 357 00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:34,757 He brings us in for different reasons, just shit we did in the office. 358 00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:37,233 I called him out for staring. 359 00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:40,273 I reset admin permissions on a test build for 14 minutes. 360 00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:41,834 Insufficient smiling. 361 00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:43,957 I brought him the wrong sandwich. 362 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:47,835 OK, never mind the reasons, the point is that we're stuck in Daly's playground 363 00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:49,553 and that's all you need to know. 364 00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:50,670 This is a dream. 365 00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:53,273 Yeah, it has to be. 366 00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:58,717 It's more like an eternal waking nightmare from which there is no escape. 367 00:25:59,960 --> 00:26:02,555 No, no. No, no, no! 368 00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:05,399 For fuck's sake, I'm trying to break her in gently! 369 00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:07,240 The quicker she gets it, the easier it'll be. 370 00:26:08,840 --> 00:26:10,069 Daddy's home. 371 00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:11,920 He'll be here any moment. 372 00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:14,678 No... I'm gonna get out of here! 373 00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:16,313 Whoa, you gotta stay on the bridge. 374 00:26:16,360 --> 00:26:18,920 He controls everything, he does shit to make us... 375 00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:20,758 Get off! - cooperate. You have no idea. 376 00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:22,474 I'm trying to help you. - Leave it. 377 00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:24,591 He's gonna fuck us all up if she doesn't play ball! 378 00:26:24,640 --> 00:26:27,040 She's gonna have to work it out for herself, like we all did. 379 00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:40,436 There's gotta be a way out... Come on! 380 00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:02,473 Lieutenant Cole, welcome aboard. 381 00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:07,317 Crew, we have a new member of the team. Science Officer, Nanette Cole. 382 00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:08,629 Please take your post. 383 00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:13,114 I believe we've finally managed to track Valdack to an unchartered planet. 384 00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:14,520 No. 385 00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:16,200 Take your post, that is an order. 386 00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:18,914 I'm not doing this. 387 00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:23,149 The whole thing's much better if you let yourself get into it. 388 00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:27,797 If you think that I'm playing along with your Space Force bullshit... 389 00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:29,433 Space Fleet. - Whatever! 390 00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:31,273 You can think again. - This is my ship. 391 00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:36,590 I am your captain, an order is an order. - Then go fuck yourself... 392 00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:39,040 sir. 393 00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:40,240 OK. 394 00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:42,959 So, we're doing it this way. 395 00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:48,598 What, are you gonna throw a fireball? 396 00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:01,600 Oh, dear! 397 00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:04,673 You can't see, you can't breathe. 398 00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:06,550 Unpleasant, isn't it? 399 00:28:09,120 --> 00:28:10,270 Do you submit? 400 00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:13,115 You won't die, you know. 401 00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:18,159 No-one dies in here unless I want them to. 402 00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:23,514 I can keep you like this forever if I feel like it. 403 00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:26,951 Forever gasping for breath with a mouth that isn't there. 404 00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:30,160 Do you submit? 405 00:28:33,360 --> 00:28:35,079 Good girl. 406 00:28:42,760 --> 00:28:46,436 Lieutenant Cole, Valdack's hideout - triangulate the signal, please. 407 00:29:05,320 --> 00:29:08,119 It's any button, they're all the same. 408 00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:12,354 Well? 409 00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:17,596 I'm getting a signal from a classified planet, Rannotch... 410 00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:18,710 Rannoch. 411 00:29:20,040 --> 00:29:21,520 Planet Rannoch. 412 00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:24,200 Excellent. 413 00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:26,197 Dudani, prepare the transmat system. 414 00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:28,630 Of course, Captain. - Walton, Packer, Lowry with me. 415 00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:31,316 We'll transport down to the planet, reclaim the crystal 416 00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:32,555 and bring Valdack to justice. 417 00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:36,240 Actually, Cole... 418 00:29:37,240 --> 00:29:38,435 you come, too. 419 00:29:38,480 --> 00:29:41,279 Perfect opportunity for you to prove you're more than a recommendation 420 00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:43,312 from Space Fleet. What do you say? 421 00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:55,471 Mr Dudani, transport. - Aye aye, captain. 422 00:30:12,240 --> 00:30:14,311 Breathable atmosphere. 423 00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:19,074 Scanning for plasmorthium traces. 424 00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:23,517 Crystal's this way, let's go. 425 00:30:23,760 --> 00:30:26,878 - Nate... Hey, Nate... - Helmsman Packer, OK? 426 00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:28,354 You gotta call me Helmsman Packer. 427 00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:29,976 He hates it when we don't use our proper titles. 428 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:31,275 OK. You got a gun, so... 429 00:30:31,320 --> 00:30:32,576 Not gonna happen. - Take him out! 430 00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:35,035 Then give it to me! - OK, one, our guns don't even work. 431 00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:39,950 Only his does - and two, the motherfucker is invincible, OK? Come on, let's go. 432 00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:45,675 At least you've got a gun. 433 00:30:50,840 --> 00:30:51,990 Captain... - Shh. 434 00:30:52,040 --> 00:30:54,191 We meet again, Captain Daly! 435 00:30:58,760 --> 00:30:59,796 We're trapped! 436 00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:02,160 Not advisable. 437 00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:05,751 My plasma grenade will turn you into screaming soup. 438 00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:07,600 He's not going to kill us, captain. 439 00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:10,792 He had the element of surprise, he'd have done it when he had the chance. 440 00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:14,757 Haven't worked out how to use the crystal, have you, Valdack? 441 00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:17,793 It's true, I require your Space Fleet knowledge. 442 00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:20,675 But it's also true that you're gonna give it to me. 443 00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:22,271 Don't be so sure. 444 00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:25,914 Jesus, I... - Shh! 445 00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:31,711 Let's see how your resolve holds up once you're devoured one by one 446 00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:35,037 by my Arachnajax! 447 00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:38,076 Holy shit! Oh, my God! 448 00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:39,759 We're all gonna die! 449 00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:54,752 Killing us won't make us tell you how the crystal works, Valdack. 450 00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:56,720 We will never... 451 00:31:59,240 --> 00:32:01,800 Hold on, I think my pizza's here. 452 00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:05,510 Pause game. 453 00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:09,236 What's happening? 454 00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:15,080 You heard him, he paused the game cos he's got a pizza delivery, out there. 455 00:32:23,200 --> 00:32:24,200 Hold on! 456 00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:37,078 Watch out, he'll be back soon. 457 00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:40,631 That's good. This launcher's heavy as shit! 458 00:32:42,800 --> 00:32:43,800 How you holding up? 459 00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:45,474 You know, we're existing. 460 00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:48,274 How you doing, Gillian? 461 00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:52,760 Well, yeah. 462 00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:57,510 - You look great... - Her name's Gillian. 463 00:32:58,240 --> 00:33:02,871 She was in marketing. - Yeah, Daly turned her into... THAT 464 00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:05,310 cos she wouldn't play along when he cloned her into here. 465 00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:08,398 This universe is littered with things like her - 466 00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:10,392 poor fuckers who stepped out of line. 467 00:33:13,120 --> 00:33:14,156 Thank you. - Thanks. 468 00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:23,719 Here comes Captain Dick. 469 00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:24,671 Hey. 470 00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:26,677 Hey, hey! 471 00:33:27,280 --> 00:33:29,237 "Get you! I'm gonna get you..." 472 00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:30,280 Hey, hey! 473 00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:39,150 If we die, the secret of the crystal dies with us, Valdack. 474 00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:43,160 Oh, my God! We all are gonna die! 475 00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:45,915 Valdack? 476 00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:50,037 What is it, captain? Final words? 477 00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:53,440 Over there! 478 00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:55,039 A naked lady! 479 00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:57,434 Where? Really? 480 00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:04,353 Great plan, captain. 481 00:34:05,560 --> 00:34:07,233 Unparalleled tactics, captain! 482 00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:14,558 We've fought many battles, haven't we, captain? 483 00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:18,833 We have. - And I've been a good adversary for you... 484 00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:20,800 have I not? 485 00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:26,553 Then please... 486 00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:32,070 ...end it. 487 00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:34,080 Please... 488 00:34:42,160 --> 00:34:45,039 Killing in cold blood is against Space Fleet code. 489 00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:47,235 Wish I could help. 490 00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:48,880 Pl... 491 00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:55,829 Sorry, bud. 492 00:35:00,240 --> 00:35:01,799 Take him to the brig. 493 00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:04,036 No... 494 00:35:04,720 --> 00:35:06,074 - Dudani. - Captain? 495 00:35:06,120 --> 00:35:07,952 Transport us aboard. - Yes, Captain. 496 00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,276 - No more... - It's OK. 497 00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:14,999 - Hip hip... - Hooray! 498 00:35:15,240 --> 00:35:16,959 Hip hip... - Hooray! 499 00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:23,679 ♪ For he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly fellow ♪ 500 00:35:23,720 --> 00:35:27,839 ♪ For he's a jolly good fellow ♪ 501 00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:29,837 ♪ And so say... ♪ - Oh, my fuck! 502 00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:34,560 That wasn't very nice. 503 00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:42,120 Today, I will show you mercy. 504 00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:44,553 Great mercy-showing, captain. - Shh! 505 00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:48,833 Tomorrow, you should reconsider your amenability. 506 00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:52,195 I may not be feeling so benevolent. 507 00:35:57,240 --> 00:35:58,240 Exit game. 508 00:35:59,520 --> 00:36:00,749 Oh, fucking hell. 509 00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:01,916 This was tense. 510 00:36:02,720 --> 00:36:04,552 I don't like tense. 511 00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:06,999 Drink? - Mm-hmm. 512 00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:11,997 - So how was the mission? - Wasn't too bad. 513 00:36:12,040 --> 00:36:13,394 Usual standoff storyline. 514 00:36:13,760 --> 00:36:16,594 Ooh, saw Gillian from marketing. - Oh, that's nice. 515 00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:19,992 There is no way that I am kissing that asshole. 516 00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:21,918 Then he's just gonna get more and more pissed. 517 00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:24,191 How about you kiss him, then? - You get used to it. 518 00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:25,919 It's quite... There's no tongues. 519 00:36:26,160 --> 00:36:28,550 If that's any consolation, there's never any tongues. 520 00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:30,080 Doing tongues is not Space Fleet way. 521 00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:32,874 Mm. It's not like it can get beyond kissing, anyway. 522 00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:34,160 What do you mean? 523 00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:36,353 Oh, you haven't noticed? 524 00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:43,553 What are you doing? Please... Please don't do that, don't... 525 00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:45,592 Oh, my God! Oh, oh! - Yes. 526 00:36:45,720 --> 00:36:48,280 Oh. - There's no genitals in Space Fleet. 527 00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:50,513 This is a wholesome universe. 528 00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:52,193 He must've modified our code that way. 529 00:36:52,320 --> 00:36:54,391 Mm, we're all the same. 530 00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:56,576 If you don't believe me, take a look down there. 531 00:36:56,600 --> 00:36:59,160 We have tried grinding our mounds together out of sheer boredom. 532 00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:03,350 No sensation at all. 533 00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:04,629 Can't even shit. 534 00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:09,151 Can't even have the basic fucking pleasure of pushing out a shit. 535 00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:10,920 I miss taking shit. 536 00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:12,840 OK. 537 00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:19,360 Stealing my pussy is a red fucking line. 538 00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:21,877 We are gonna get this bastard. - No. 539 00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:24,470 Yeah. - We've tried a million times. 540 00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:25,840 No way out. 541 00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:29,191 Walton. Come on, Walton. 542 00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:31,280 Like I said, he's an asshole god! 543 00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:33,120 Mm-mm. 544 00:37:34,240 --> 00:37:36,152 Daly's smart but he's not a god. 545 00:37:38,120 --> 00:37:39,315 He's a coder. 546 00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:41,914 He is fallible. 547 00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:48,880 Kabir. 548 00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:52,115 What was that thing he was holding in his hand? 549 00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:53,594 That scanner thing? 550 00:37:53,640 --> 00:37:55,916 His Omni coder, primary communications device. 551 00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:57,952 You said he kept his version of the game offline. 552 00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:01,710 But the Omni coder made contact with the outside world 553 00:38:01,760 --> 00:38:04,434 when the pizza came, so it's gotta be connected to his, uh... 554 00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:05,834 his home system, at least. 555 00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:07,473 The Omni coder's gone. - It loads 556 00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:09,856 when he loads and it goes when he goes and that's the only one. 557 00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:10,880 No. 558 00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:14,236 There has got to be a way to connect. 559 00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:18,879 You won't hack in, I've tried. 560 00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:20,840 I haven't. 561 00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:36,314 Bingo. 562 00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:40,913 Oh, that's good. - Yeah. 563 00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:42,553 This is part of Infinity's front end. 564 00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:45,115 You can invite a friend with a custom message. 565 00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:48,153 A message to outside? Just one. 140 characters maximum. 566 00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:49,914 So who you gonna contact? 567 00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:02,029 Thirteenth floor. 568 00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:04,278 Welcome to Callister. 569 00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:05,920 Hey, Elena. 570 00:39:06,080 --> 00:39:07,116 Hi. 571 00:39:18,320 --> 00:39:21,074 You need me to buzz you in? - What? Uh, no, no, I... 572 00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:22,634 I got that for you. - Oh, thank you. 573 00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:23,680 After you. 574 00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:30,072 Um, Mr Daly, hi. 575 00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:31,960 Hi. 576 00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:34,238 Um, can I talk to you for a second? 577 00:39:38,320 --> 00:39:42,314 Did you just send me an Infinity invite? 578 00:39:43,120 --> 00:39:44,793 Wha...? No. 579 00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:47,750 It was really weird, it had a message attached. 580 00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:51,472 Something about people trapped in a game. 581 00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:53,998 Probably just a spam bot. 582 00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:55,872 Firewall doesn't always get them all. 583 00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:58,913 Yeah. - I wouldn't, I wouldn't worry about it. 584 00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:02,470 Didn't open a link, did you? 585 00:40:02,520 --> 00:40:03,520 Oh, God, no. 586 00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:06,635 Maybe just upgrade your security software. - Alright. 587 00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:09,440 Have a good one. 588 00:40:27,640 --> 00:40:29,233 Oh... Yeah... 589 00:40:29,720 --> 00:40:32,872 Could you please, please cut that shit out? 590 00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:34,274 Trying to make it like a hobby. 591 00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:36,477 Oh... Yeah, yeah... 592 00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:39,354 Oh... That's good. 593 00:40:39,440 --> 00:40:41,511 Guys! 594 00:40:41,560 --> 00:40:43,520 Way too early, he's only been at work a few hours. 595 00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:46,353 She got the message! 596 00:40:46,960 --> 00:40:48,553 I did it. I... 597 00:40:48,840 --> 00:40:49,751 That's me! 598 00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:52,440 That's me or the cops or something! 599 00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:54,119 Oh, we are getting out of here. 600 00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:21,591 What is Space Fleet? 601 00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:26,553 I'll tell you what it is. 602 00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:31,040 It is a belief system... 603 00:41:32,840 --> 00:41:35,036 founded on the very best of human nature. 604 00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:42,512 It is a goal for us to strive towards... 605 00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:46,831 For the betterment of the universe. 606 00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:50,153 For the betterment of life itself. 607 00:41:55,080 --> 00:42:00,917 And you assholes are fucking it up! - I did it. I did it. I did it! 608 00:42:01,840 --> 00:42:04,912 I sent the message. It was me. 609 00:42:06,200 --> 00:42:07,475 No-one else was involved. 610 00:42:08,320 --> 00:42:09,320 I swear. 611 00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:11,317 I tried the carrot, now meet the stick. - No, no. 612 00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:14,273 This is gonna make you happy, Daly, cos you're sick. 613 00:42:16,720 --> 00:42:17,870 And you need help. 614 00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:20,120 No, don't, don't! 615 00:42:20,520 --> 00:42:24,594 Captain, captain, please. 616 00:42:25,600 --> 00:42:28,513 OK, look, she's new. She'll behave. 617 00:42:29,520 --> 00:42:30,715 We'll all behave. 618 00:42:32,560 --> 00:42:38,431 Just let her off... Let her off this once, pl... Please. 619 00:42:41,720 --> 00:42:42,720 OK. 620 00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:44,080 OK. 621 00:42:48,280 --> 00:42:50,192 No! Don't kill her, no! 622 00:42:50,240 --> 00:42:51,515 No, no! No! 623 00:43:13,040 --> 00:43:15,839 You know what makes me happy? 624 00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:18,792 The look on your face right now. 625 00:43:21,480 --> 00:43:25,474 Dudani, Walton, Tulaska, take this thing to the brig with Valdack. 626 00:43:25,520 --> 00:43:27,671 Packer, find a barren planet we can dump her on. 627 00:43:32,440 --> 00:43:36,912 And you, you can just stay here and think about your attitude. 628 00:43:38,240 --> 00:43:39,240 Exit game. 629 00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:41,393 Update patch. 630 00:44:44,600 --> 00:44:46,034 The update patch! 631 00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:49,150 It's there, there. 632 00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:51,754 So what? It's a wormhole. 633 00:44:51,880 --> 00:44:55,920 Uh-uh, that is the Christmas update patch pre-installing itself. 634 00:44:56,160 --> 00:44:59,631 The wormhole - it's just how the game's expressing the uplink. 635 00:44:59,680 --> 00:45:00,557 So? 636 00:45:00,600 --> 00:45:02,881 So Daly's custom build is still connected to the Internet. 637 00:45:03,080 --> 00:45:04,230 In some way. 638 00:45:04,280 --> 00:45:06,670 If this is another one of your plans, just stop 639 00:45:06,720 --> 00:45:08,313 before somebody else gets monsterfied. 640 00:45:08,360 --> 00:45:10,431 No, no, this, this can work. 641 00:45:10,480 --> 00:45:13,473 We can't get online access from the ship, he'll have crippled permission. 642 00:45:13,520 --> 00:45:17,116 Yes, but what if we fly into the wormhole? 643 00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:19,069 Like, on purpose? 644 00:45:19,160 --> 00:45:21,550 We'd hit the system firewall. - Exactly. 645 00:45:21,960 --> 00:45:23,917 And have our rogue coding deleted. - Yeah. 646 00:45:24,120 --> 00:45:26,510 Deleted, as in...? - As in die. 647 00:45:26,560 --> 00:45:29,439 Whether it's dying would depend largely on your philosophical position 648 00:45:29,480 --> 00:45:32,241 regarding sentient code but... - We would cease to exist, that's true. 649 00:45:32,360 --> 00:45:33,589 But we'd be free. 650 00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:37,515 We'd be free. 651 00:45:39,760 --> 00:45:42,639 But this is academic since we have no means of getting to the wormhole. 652 00:45:42,680 --> 00:45:44,990 There's no way to pilot the damn thing without Daly here. 653 00:45:45,040 --> 00:45:46,918 He'd stop us like that. 654 00:45:46,960 --> 00:45:49,395 What about if he's logged in but on pause? 655 00:45:49,440 --> 00:45:52,160 Like when his pizza came, he was just frozen there. 656 00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:55,193 Flying would be possible but that wormhole's a whole parsec away, 657 00:45:55,240 --> 00:45:56,833 we'd never reach it before he got back. 658 00:45:56,880 --> 00:45:58,678 Unless we stalled him for longer. 659 00:45:58,800 --> 00:46:00,200 And that we do how? 660 00:46:00,240 --> 00:46:03,995 If we can get Daly's Omni coder, we can make a phone call, right? 661 00:46:04,240 --> 00:46:05,280 Theoretically, yes, but... 662 00:46:05,320 --> 00:46:08,313 If we can get real me on the phone again, I, um... 663 00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:10,879 I may have some leverage. - Leverage? 664 00:46:10,920 --> 00:46:12,639 Mm-hm. - On yourself? 665 00:46:13,560 --> 00:46:14,560 Like what? 666 00:46:14,920 --> 00:46:17,355 My, uh, photocloud account. 667 00:46:17,640 --> 00:46:21,520 I know the password, obviously, there's some pretty... 668 00:46:23,600 --> 00:46:27,480 interesting images on there that I should have deleted a while ago but I didn't. 669 00:46:27,880 --> 00:46:30,475 So, we can blackmail me. 670 00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:35,518 I'm pretty sure that I'd do anything to keep those photos from getting out. 671 00:46:35,560 --> 00:46:37,040 Must be pretty pictures. - Look. 672 00:46:37,560 --> 00:46:41,076 If this is going to work, we all have to be in on it. 673 00:46:43,440 --> 00:46:44,440 OK? 674 00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:50,999 Flying into certain death in a wormhole beats another 10,000 years with Captain Ass. 675 00:46:52,640 --> 00:46:54,199 I'm in. - OK. 676 00:46:56,760 --> 00:46:57,760 Me too. 677 00:46:59,440 --> 00:47:00,440 Also me. 678 00:47:03,080 --> 00:47:06,312 Well, I am out. 679 00:47:09,440 --> 00:47:11,875 Daly won. Daly's always won. 680 00:47:12,040 --> 00:47:15,829 We just have to get on with it cos we don't have a chance. 681 00:47:15,880 --> 00:47:16,880 Yes, we do. 682 00:47:18,320 --> 00:47:22,314 We fly into the wormhole and we are extinct. 683 00:47:22,760 --> 00:47:25,275 We are gone. We are rid of his shit. 684 00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:26,910 Sounds peachy. 685 00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:29,116 What is with you? 686 00:47:30,080 --> 00:47:31,355 Don't you wanna fight back? 687 00:47:31,720 --> 00:47:34,360 Why won't you fight back? 688 00:47:35,240 --> 00:47:36,240 Tommy. 689 00:47:37,160 --> 00:47:38,640 Who is Tommy? - He's my son. 690 00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:42,000 He's six years old. 691 00:47:42,400 --> 00:47:44,790 At least he was when I woke up in here. 692 00:47:45,840 --> 00:47:49,880 See, in the early days of this ship, it was just me and Daly. 693 00:47:52,240 --> 00:47:54,357 I was his pet project. 694 00:47:55,160 --> 00:47:59,837 He tried everything to break me and I withstood it all 695 00:48:00,480 --> 00:48:07,034 cos just thought there was still a chance I could get out and see my boy again. 696 00:48:07,680 --> 00:48:09,876 In a way I was right, I did get to see him again. 697 00:48:12,240 --> 00:48:13,435 Just not the real him. 698 00:48:16,280 --> 00:48:17,953 Daly told me what happened. 699 00:48:19,600 --> 00:48:23,037 Back on the outside, the real me, uh... 700 00:48:23,840 --> 00:48:27,595 brought Tommy to work one day, show him around. 701 00:48:27,640 --> 00:48:30,075 He would've loved seeing all those computers. 702 00:48:31,640 --> 00:48:33,279 He's really into that stuff. 703 00:48:34,240 --> 00:48:38,234 Anyway, evidently Tommy had a lollipop that day. 704 00:48:41,840 --> 00:48:43,160 That's all Daly needed. 705 00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:53,556 He copied him in here. 706 00:48:54,520 --> 00:48:55,715 It was Tommy alright. 707 00:48:58,520 --> 00:49:00,159 As alike in every way. 708 00:49:00,440 --> 00:49:01,440 Dad! 709 00:49:03,840 --> 00:49:05,354 You know what he did to him? 710 00:49:07,680 --> 00:49:08,591 Tommy! 711 00:49:08,640 --> 00:49:11,314 He took Tommy and he threw him out of the airlock... 712 00:49:11,960 --> 00:49:14,350 Tommy! - Daddy! 713 00:49:15,040 --> 00:49:16,793 ...right out into space. 714 00:49:17,480 --> 00:49:18,480 Daddy! 715 00:49:20,720 --> 00:49:21,995 He made me watch. 716 00:49:24,840 --> 00:49:26,320 Tommy! 717 00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:33,074 Have you ever seen an unsuited body compress in space? 718 00:49:37,320 --> 00:49:38,720 They freeze... 719 00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:43,793 and crack like a porcelain doll. 720 00:49:57,000 --> 00:50:03,315 I take my hat off to Daly, the detail in this place is exceptional. 721 00:50:07,120 --> 00:50:10,716 And he said he'd do it again, and again 722 00:50:10,800 --> 00:50:13,031 cos Daly's still got Tommy's DNA. 723 00:50:13,760 --> 00:50:15,672 He's got all of our DNA. 724 00:50:16,360 --> 00:50:19,592 He keeps it in his bedroom in a fucking mini-fridge by his desk. 725 00:50:20,440 --> 00:50:23,831 And so I have to stay in line 726 00:50:24,720 --> 00:50:28,316 because even if we die in here, he can bring us back. 727 00:50:28,440 --> 00:50:31,911 He can bring Tommy back whenever he wants... 728 00:50:33,560 --> 00:50:35,597 and God knows how he'd take it out on him. 729 00:50:37,600 --> 00:50:38,829 God knows what he'd do. 730 00:50:41,080 --> 00:50:45,279 So you see, what choice do I have? 731 00:50:52,640 --> 00:50:53,640 Walton. 732 00:50:55,440 --> 00:50:59,150 We are going to get that fucking lollipop. 733 00:51:01,800 --> 00:51:03,314 But you gotta believe me. 734 00:51:05,840 --> 00:51:07,160 Can you do that? 735 00:51:10,520 --> 00:51:11,715 Can you? 736 00:51:53,080 --> 00:51:54,833 Good to see you at your position, Cole. 737 00:51:56,720 --> 00:51:59,394 Captain, you've come at just the right time! 738 00:52:00,360 --> 00:52:01,360 I have? 739 00:52:02,200 --> 00:52:04,999 I'm picking up a distress signal from the surface of Skillane IV. 740 00:52:05,120 --> 00:52:07,760 Looks like a crashed shuttle. 741 00:52:09,520 --> 00:52:10,590 What should we do? 742 00:52:19,200 --> 00:52:21,874 Space Fleet never turn its back on those who need our help. 743 00:52:23,720 --> 00:52:26,554 Dudani, set a course for Skillane IV. - Aye aye, sir. 744 00:52:26,600 --> 00:52:27,875 We'll send a search party. 745 00:52:27,920 --> 00:52:30,640 Packer, Tulaska? - Actually, Captain... 746 00:52:30,680 --> 00:52:33,195 I was thinking maybe you could take me along. 747 00:52:34,080 --> 00:52:41,635 As science officer, I need to learn the ropes and I could use your close attention. 748 00:52:47,480 --> 00:52:48,480 Good. 749 00:52:51,920 --> 00:52:53,070 Yes, good idea. 750 00:53:16,280 --> 00:53:17,634 Atmosphere's good. 751 00:53:20,440 --> 00:53:21,510 Over there. 752 00:53:28,840 --> 00:53:31,799 From here, the shuttle appears to be deserted. 753 00:53:33,640 --> 00:53:35,916 We'll scout the area, check for any lifeforms. 754 00:53:35,960 --> 00:53:36,960 Daly out. 755 00:53:41,240 --> 00:53:43,800 Cole, we should head out this way. 756 00:53:44,280 --> 00:53:46,556 Cole... It's kind of hot here, don't you think? 757 00:53:47,400 --> 00:53:48,436 Oh, my God... 758 00:53:48,960 --> 00:53:50,758 What are you doing, Cole? 759 00:53:50,800 --> 00:53:53,110 The water looks so inviting, doesn't it? 760 00:53:54,320 --> 00:53:56,437 What are you talking about...? 761 00:53:58,040 --> 00:53:59,269 Come on, Robert! 762 00:54:00,200 --> 00:54:01,200 Ooh! 763 00:54:02,440 --> 00:54:04,796 Oh, the water is great! 764 00:54:05,880 --> 00:54:08,349 Swimming is a leisure activity. 765 00:54:08,680 --> 00:54:10,114 We're on Space Fleet duty. 766 00:54:11,120 --> 00:54:12,236 You know what? 767 00:54:13,160 --> 00:54:16,312 We could always say that I started drowning... 768 00:54:17,440 --> 00:54:21,832 and you had to come in and rescue me. 769 00:54:22,600 --> 00:54:23,600 Yeah...? 770 00:54:24,280 --> 00:54:27,000 Oh, what about that? Ohhh! 771 00:54:27,400 --> 00:54:28,516 Come on! 772 00:54:28,840 --> 00:54:30,035 Come on in. 773 00:54:30,400 --> 00:54:32,915 I... Cole. 774 00:54:33,040 --> 00:54:34,520 Come on! 775 00:54:34,560 --> 00:54:35,789 Cole... 776 00:54:37,040 --> 00:54:38,190 Come on. 777 00:54:38,880 --> 00:54:42,112 Come on in, my big Captain. 778 00:54:45,080 --> 00:54:46,080 OK. 779 00:54:48,960 --> 00:54:49,960 Come on. 780 00:54:51,680 --> 00:54:52,909 You gonna take all day? 781 00:54:54,800 --> 00:54:55,836 OK! 782 00:54:56,320 --> 00:54:58,710 OK, I'm coming in. 783 00:55:07,320 --> 00:55:09,118 OK. Gotta patch it in. 784 00:55:13,120 --> 00:55:14,998 It worked. I'm connected. 785 00:55:15,040 --> 00:55:18,590 I can access her PhotoCloud account. - You actually remember that password? 786 00:55:18,640 --> 00:55:21,280 Uppercase Y998, lowercase gb7, uppercase TY, ampersand four. 787 00:55:21,560 --> 00:55:22,630 Secure choice. 788 00:55:27,400 --> 00:55:29,960 There are thousands of images, this could take a while. 789 00:55:32,800 --> 00:55:33,800 Boring life. 790 00:55:46,080 --> 00:55:47,958 God damn... 791 00:55:48,960 --> 00:55:52,112 That is gymnastic physique? 792 00:55:53,320 --> 00:55:55,551 It's nice... Nice bedding. 793 00:56:02,160 --> 00:56:04,720 Oh, OK, should, should I keep scrolling? 794 00:56:04,760 --> 00:56:06,160 Any of the last nine would do. 795 00:56:10,640 --> 00:56:11,640 Ow! 796 00:56:13,120 --> 00:56:14,190 Thank you. - Pleasure. 797 00:56:15,040 --> 00:56:17,157 Um, are you heading out for the night? - Yes. 798 00:56:17,320 --> 00:56:20,358 Cos it's Christmas Eve and we've got ten days off work to recover from it. 799 00:56:20,800 --> 00:56:22,712 Go home. - I will. 800 00:56:22,760 --> 00:56:25,229 I just have to finish... - Whatever, Merry Christmas, loser. 801 00:56:25,280 --> 00:56:26,760 Yeah. 802 00:56:27,040 --> 00:56:28,633 OK, Merry Christmas. 803 00:56:38,600 --> 00:56:40,796 Oh, my God! 804 00:56:41,400 --> 00:56:42,993 Elliott, you fucking asshole. 805 00:56:55,920 --> 00:56:58,913 Nanette Cole, we 've hacked your PhotoCloud account 806 00:56:58,960 --> 00:57:01,794 and have control of the entire contents of your photo gallery. 807 00:57:02,400 --> 00:57:06,679 Who is this? Um, what, uh, what do you want? 808 00:57:06,960 --> 00:57:10,237 What we want is for you to do exactly as instructed 809 00:57:10,280 --> 00:57:13,990 or your entire gallery will be shared with your friends and your family. 810 00:57:14,600 --> 00:57:15,954 And PornHub. 811 00:57:16,440 --> 00:57:17,476 OK. 812 00:57:17,840 --> 00:57:19,832 Yeah, I'll do what you want... Anything. 813 00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:22,036 I'll do anything. 814 00:57:22,080 --> 00:57:23,936 Then listen very carefully. We don't have much time. 815 00:57:23,960 --> 00:57:26,953 Stand up, get your coat and follow our instructions. 816 00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:28,000 OK. 817 00:57:28,200 --> 00:57:30,715 Where are we going? 818 00:57:30,760 --> 00:57:32,353 We're just swimming. 819 00:57:33,160 --> 00:57:34,310 It's nice, right? 820 00:57:35,080 --> 00:57:36,480 Yes. - Yeah. 821 00:57:37,080 --> 00:57:39,879 We should probably head back. - Help! 822 00:57:39,920 --> 00:57:42,389 Oh! - Something grabbed me, I think! 823 00:57:42,440 --> 00:57:44,397 No, it didn't, I don't think anything did. 824 00:57:44,440 --> 00:57:46,591 I'm sorry, I... I think I, I imagined it. 825 00:57:46,640 --> 00:57:48,677 So stupid. 826 00:57:51,280 --> 00:57:52,600 That's fine... 827 00:58:01,120 --> 00:58:04,557 That's funny. - Yeah, yeah it's funny. It's funny. 828 00:58:10,760 --> 00:58:11,910 Easy, Cole. 829 00:58:23,120 --> 00:58:25,874 I... I'm in position. - OK, we're gonna hang up now. 830 00:58:25,920 --> 00:58:28,416 Make the phone call. Be sure to complete the rest of your mission. 831 00:58:28,440 --> 00:58:29,794 I will. - You better. 832 00:58:31,560 --> 00:58:32,994 OK, I'll send it back down. 833 00:58:47,960 --> 00:58:49,519 Oh, hi! 834 00:58:53,400 --> 00:58:54,720 This is fucking crazy... 835 00:58:59,400 --> 00:59:02,279 Hi, yes, I'd like... I'd like to order a pizza. 836 00:59:25,200 --> 00:59:28,477 Oh, I guess you'd better get that. 837 00:59:30,040 --> 00:59:33,716 See who it... Hold on. 838 00:59:33,760 --> 00:59:34,637 Yeah. 839 00:59:44,920 --> 00:59:46,240 It's the door. 840 00:59:46,280 --> 00:59:47,280 Oh, OK. 841 00:59:49,720 --> 00:59:50,720 Pause game. 842 01:00:04,120 --> 01:00:06,396 - Dudani, pick me up. - You got it. Stand by. 843 01:00:11,080 --> 01:00:12,080 Coming! 844 01:00:28,760 --> 01:00:30,353 Hello? - Uh, pizza. 845 01:00:31,480 --> 01:00:32,800 I didn't order a pizza. 846 01:00:33,160 --> 01:00:36,312 OK, look, someone did, OK, so do you want it or not? 847 01:00:36,360 --> 01:00:37,794 Because I can't take it back. 848 01:00:43,080 --> 01:00:45,037 What the hell am I doing? 849 01:00:56,880 --> 01:00:59,395 That's the signal. She's got the DNA! 850 01:01:00,480 --> 01:01:02,472 All of it. Tommy, too. 851 01:01:05,160 --> 01:01:08,153 Packer, we ready to fly? - Uh-huh. 852 01:01:11,320 --> 01:01:13,232 Well? - You're supposed to say something 853 01:01:13,280 --> 01:01:16,273 like, "Engage" or "Increase thrust." - Just fucking go. 854 01:01:22,960 --> 01:01:25,270 There you go. So, I got it here in under ten. 855 01:01:26,920 --> 01:01:29,515 There's supposed to be 30 in it for me, yeah? 856 01:01:29,560 --> 01:01:31,392 What's happening? The door's closing. 857 01:01:31,600 --> 01:01:32,600 Hello? 858 01:01:33,200 --> 01:01:34,270 Hello? 859 01:01:34,720 --> 01:01:35,720 Hello? 860 01:01:36,920 --> 01:01:38,354 Shit. - Come on, man. 861 01:01:40,240 --> 01:01:41,240 Hello? 862 01:01:41,520 --> 01:01:42,874 Come on, man, you promised. 863 01:01:48,800 --> 01:01:52,635 Nice. Nice. Merry Christmas, asshole! 864 01:02:34,040 --> 01:02:35,440 Resume game. 865 01:02:47,960 --> 01:02:49,553 Resume game. 866 01:02:56,680 --> 01:03:00,196 Can we go any faster? That dud disk isn't gonna fool him forever. 867 01:03:00,480 --> 01:03:04,190 The update is gonna complete before long and that means "bye-bye, wormhole." 868 01:03:04,280 --> 01:03:06,636 The only quicker route is through that asteroid belt there. 869 01:03:07,720 --> 01:03:08,720 Let's go that way. 870 01:03:08,760 --> 01:03:11,355 No, it's way too dense. - If the ship broke up, we wouldn't die. 871 01:03:11,400 --> 01:03:13,896 We'd just be left spinning in space. - Till Daly works out what's happening 872 01:03:13,920 --> 01:03:16,196 and he'll find us and then he'll fuck us over. 873 01:03:31,000 --> 01:03:32,434 Resume game. 874 01:03:35,760 --> 01:03:37,479 Lieutenant Cole, we should head for... 875 01:03:39,600 --> 01:03:40,600 Cole? 876 01:03:43,920 --> 01:03:45,479 Daly to bridge, what's going on? 877 01:03:46,240 --> 01:03:48,675 Shit, he has a backup disk. - Come in, bridge. 878 01:03:48,720 --> 01:03:50,757 Don't. Answer. 879 01:03:51,320 --> 01:03:52,436 Dudani? 880 01:03:59,040 --> 01:04:00,554 Goddamnit! 881 01:04:01,680 --> 01:04:04,400 The wormhole, it's decreasing in size. 882 01:04:04,640 --> 01:04:06,233 Upload must be in the last few percent. 883 01:04:06,280 --> 01:04:08,954 Dammit, Packer, we are gonna have to go through the belt. 884 01:04:09,800 --> 01:04:11,951 Do you think that you can do that? 885 01:04:13,040 --> 01:04:14,360 I think I can try. 886 01:04:40,480 --> 01:04:42,915 Ship 's computer on. 887 01:04:42,960 --> 01:04:44,296 Computer, where's the USS Callister? 888 01:04:44,320 --> 01:04:47,074 USS Callister is on course. 889 01:04:47,560 --> 01:04:50,200 On course for where? - The wormhole. 890 01:04:51,320 --> 01:04:54,358 What wormhole? - The update vortex. 891 01:04:56,840 --> 01:04:59,150 Sons of bitches! 892 01:05:03,400 --> 01:05:05,392 Prepare for take-off. 893 01:05:20,440 --> 01:05:22,671 I've got a heat signature. Looks like a shuttle 894 01:05:22,720 --> 01:05:24,837 just took off from Skillane IV. - Oh, God, it's Daly. 895 01:05:32,960 --> 01:05:34,519 Shield's at 86%. 896 01:05:36,800 --> 01:05:37,995 We're taking a beating here. 897 01:05:41,360 --> 01:05:42,874 Incoming transmission. 898 01:05:42,920 --> 01:05:45,958 Hello, loyal, trusty crew. Come in. 899 01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:47,480 I know you can hear me. 900 01:05:48,600 --> 01:05:52,435 Whatever is you think you're going to do won't work, but it is going to cost you! 901 01:05:52,480 --> 01:05:54,392 Let's go faster! - Already at maximum. 902 01:05:54,440 --> 01:05:56,432 Daly can't touch us unless he makes it onboard 903 01:05:56,480 --> 01:05:58,720 and that's shuttle's a jalopy, he won't catch us in time. 904 01:05:58,760 --> 01:05:59,876 I hope you're right. 905 01:06:04,000 --> 01:06:05,229 Shield's 58%. 906 01:06:13,560 --> 01:06:16,480 If you thought what happened to you in the past was bad, that was nothing! 907 01:06:16,520 --> 01:06:20,878 What I'm going to do to you is going to be Goddamn fucking biblical. 908 01:06:20,920 --> 01:06:23,913 I'm literally going to turn your insides out. 909 01:06:23,960 --> 01:06:26,236 But I'll keep you alive. 910 01:06:27,280 --> 01:06:31,797 In tiny little jars and there you'll stay until I'm bored of you. 911 01:06:31,840 --> 01:06:33,911 Why are we listening to this? - Yes, fuck him! 912 01:06:34,960 --> 01:06:37,350 We're at the edge of the belt, I think we're gonna make it. 913 01:06:52,480 --> 01:06:54,312 - What was that? - Primary drive. 914 01:06:54,840 --> 01:06:56,240 I've lost all thrust. 915 01:06:56,640 --> 01:06:57,994 Engine's not responding. 916 01:07:00,440 --> 01:07:01,590 We're drifting here. 917 01:07:05,280 --> 01:07:08,318 USS Callister has lost engine power. 918 01:07:12,480 --> 01:07:15,791 I'm coming to get you! Hello! 919 01:07:17,280 --> 01:07:19,715 Is there any way that we can fix the engines? 920 01:07:19,760 --> 01:07:24,789 That's only feasible manually, by climbing inside the jet fader. 921 01:07:24,840 --> 01:07:25,751 So...? 922 01:07:25,800 --> 01:07:27,917 So we'd burn to a crisp when the jet came on. 923 01:07:28,160 --> 01:07:31,631 We'd burn without dying. - So one of us needs to go. 924 01:07:32,520 --> 01:07:33,520 OK. 925 01:07:33,600 --> 01:07:35,432 One of us already has. 926 01:07:36,520 --> 01:07:37,590 Walton? 927 01:07:37,640 --> 01:07:39,120 I'm pretty sure I can fix this. 928 01:07:39,600 --> 01:07:40,750 Um, ah, Walton! 929 01:07:41,920 --> 01:07:42,990 Are you sure about this? 930 01:07:43,640 --> 01:07:44,676 I'm sure. 931 01:07:45,880 --> 01:07:48,918 Tulaska, can you patch me through to Daly? 932 01:07:49,320 --> 01:07:50,640 Patching through. 933 01:07:52,480 --> 01:07:54,153 Hey, hey, Daly, can you hear me? 934 01:07:54,440 --> 01:07:56,477 Walton? - Robert? 935 01:07:56,800 --> 01:07:59,360 Hey. - You're going to pay for this. 936 01:07:59,520 --> 01:08:01,456 Robert, listen. - I'm going to bring Tommy back in. 937 01:08:01,480 --> 01:08:03,073 Hey, Robert? - God so help me... 938 01:08:03,120 --> 01:08:06,033 you are going to regret all of this so hard. 939 01:08:06,080 --> 01:08:07,400 Bob, I wanna talk to you, here. 940 01:08:09,160 --> 01:08:10,753 I was thinking I should say... 941 01:08:13,200 --> 01:08:14,200 sorry. 942 01:08:18,080 --> 01:08:19,080 Go on. 943 01:08:21,360 --> 01:08:25,036 You created Infinity. You're a fucking genius. 944 01:08:26,120 --> 01:08:27,839 I exploited that... 945 01:08:27,960 --> 01:08:30,839 and treated you like a golden goose and I got fat on the profits. 946 01:08:31,080 --> 01:08:32,673 Figuratively speaking. 947 01:08:35,000 --> 01:08:39,756 And I was thinking I should've appreciated you more, you know. 948 01:08:40,200 --> 01:08:42,078 I should've treated you better. 949 01:08:45,080 --> 01:08:47,072 I was thinking I should say all that... 950 01:08:51,520 --> 01:08:54,797 but you threw my son out of an airlock, so... 951 01:08:55,160 --> 01:08:56,480 fuck you to death. 952 01:09:03,360 --> 01:09:05,920 Walton? Walton! 953 01:09:13,960 --> 01:09:15,440 We've got power back. 954 01:09:23,720 --> 01:09:24,720 Faster! 955 01:09:24,760 --> 01:09:26,216 Speed already at maximum. 956 01:09:26,240 --> 01:09:28,040 Well, I don't care, whatever, just catch them! 957 01:09:30,920 --> 01:09:33,310 Wormhole almost closed. 958 01:09:33,600 --> 01:09:34,670 Daly's gaining on us. 959 01:09:34,800 --> 01:09:35,836 Keep her steady. 960 01:09:36,680 --> 01:09:38,034 Steady. - I'm trying. 961 01:09:38,280 --> 01:09:39,600 Come on! Come on! 962 01:09:41,600 --> 01:09:43,080 I hope we are going to die. 963 01:10:05,040 --> 01:10:06,190 Goddamnit! 964 01:10:43,480 --> 01:10:44,596 What happened? 965 01:10:46,800 --> 01:10:47,916 The mod's gone. 966 01:10:47,960 --> 01:10:50,873 Daly's Space Fleet mod has been stripped away by the firewall. 967 01:10:51,120 --> 01:10:54,318 OK, so this is good. 968 01:10:54,360 --> 01:10:55,360 We're still alive. 969 01:10:55,400 --> 01:10:57,312 Yeah, it only erased the Space Fleet mod. 970 01:10:58,360 --> 01:11:00,431 We're not on Daly's computer anymore. 971 01:11:00,720 --> 01:11:01,949 We're in the cloud. 972 01:11:02,000 --> 01:11:03,593 Where is Daly? 973 01:11:04,120 --> 01:11:07,955 The firewall deleted his rogue game code and his controls are disabled. 974 01:11:08,640 --> 01:11:09,640 You mean... 975 01:11:10,320 --> 01:11:11,390 He's stuck there. 976 01:11:15,160 --> 01:11:18,039 Update complete. Wormhole closed. 977 01:11:20,520 --> 01:11:22,477 Controls are disabled. - No. 978 01:11:23,880 --> 01:11:26,236 No... No, no, no! 979 01:11:27,320 --> 01:11:28,800 Assholes! 980 01:11:30,600 --> 01:11:33,957 The brig unlocked itself. - My Valdack outfit turned into this! 981 01:11:34,000 --> 01:11:36,469 More to the point, I'm not a fucking beetle thing anymore. 982 01:11:36,520 --> 01:11:39,035 I've got my body back. - Got my whole body back. 983 01:11:39,080 --> 01:11:40,116 I'm guessing we all have. 984 01:11:42,600 --> 01:11:43,636 So what do we do now? 985 01:11:43,680 --> 01:11:46,639 We've got an infinite, procedurally generated universe at our disposal. 986 01:11:46,680 --> 01:11:48,114 We can go anywhere. 987 01:11:49,800 --> 01:11:51,359 Holy mackerel... 988 01:12:06,640 --> 01:12:08,916 Rogue universe detected. 989 01:12:08,960 --> 01:12:11,156 Deletion in progress. Deletion in progress. 990 01:12:11,200 --> 01:12:12,998 No, undelete! - Deletion in progress. 991 01:12:13,040 --> 01:12:14,918 Undelete. - Rogue universe detected. 992 01:12:14,960 --> 01:12:16,997 Deletion in progress. - Exit game! 993 01:12:17,040 --> 01:12:20,670 Deletion in progress. Rogue universe detected... 994 01:12:20,720 --> 01:12:21,720 Exit game! 995 01:12:21,840 --> 01:12:23,559 Exit game! 996 01:12:26,120 --> 01:12:28,112 Exit fucking game! 997 01:12:28,600 --> 01:12:30,239 Exit fucking game! 998 01:12:30,920 --> 01:12:33,037 Exit fucking game! 999 01:12:34,760 --> 01:12:37,195 Exit fucking game! Exit fucking game! 1000 01:13:29,040 --> 01:13:30,360 Incoming transmission. 1001 01:13:32,240 --> 01:13:33,959 It says Gamer 691. 1002 01:13:34,000 --> 01:13:36,720 That's a player tag. Another ship, another player. 1003 01:13:36,840 --> 01:13:37,876 We're online. 1004 01:13:38,200 --> 01:13:40,271 Um, OK, patch them through. 1005 01:13:43,680 --> 01:13:45,353 - Um, hello. - Hey there. 1006 01:13:45,400 --> 01:13:47,710 This is the crew of the USS Callister. 1007 01:13:47,880 --> 01:13:51,999 Oh, man, are we glad to hear from... 1008 01:13:52,040 --> 01:13:53,076 Yeah. Merry Christmas. 1009 01:13:53,120 --> 01:13:55,351 So are we gonna blow each other or are we gonna trade? 1010 01:13:55,400 --> 01:13:56,400 Uh... 1011 01:13:58,280 --> 01:14:00,954 Hello, do you have anything to trade at all? 1012 01:14:01,280 --> 01:14:04,193 No, uh... - So why did you respond? 1013 01:14:04,240 --> 01:14:07,916 OK, just get the hell out of my quadrant or I'll blast you to shit. 1014 01:14:07,960 --> 01:14:09,235 You've got 10 seconds. 1015 01:14:09,480 --> 01:14:12,951 Oh, do try! We'll photon-bolt you right up the perineum, you stupid little boy. 1016 01:14:13,000 --> 01:14:14,150 Ooh, scary. Nine... - OK. 1017 01:14:14,200 --> 01:14:16,431 Come on, then. - Yes. Thank you, Shania! 1018 01:14:16,480 --> 01:14:18,949 Um, Nate. - Yes, Captain? 1019 01:14:19,000 --> 01:14:22,471 Stick us in hyper warp and let's fuck off somewhere. 1020 01:14:22,520 --> 01:14:24,716 Aye, captain. - Really, Nanette is fine. 1021 01:14:25,080 --> 01:14:26,355 Four... - Aye aye, Nanette. 1022 01:14:26,800 --> 01:14:27,870 Three... 1023 01:14:28,880 --> 01:14:29,880 Two... 1024 01:14:30,760 --> 01:14:33,719 One! Ah, you better run! 1025 01:14:34,320 --> 01:14:35,834 King of space right here! 1026 01:14:37,000 --> 01:14:39,674 King of space... 74615

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