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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:17,766 --> 00:00:18,886 [GLASS CRACKS] 2 00:00:24,846 --> 00:00:27,365 [BIRDS CHIRPING] 3 00:00:57,362 --> 00:00:59,361 [PANTING] 4 00:01:03,201 --> 00:01:05,121 [PHONE BEEPS] 5 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:08,200 [BEEPS] 6 00:01:10,200 --> 00:01:12,920 - [MAN] Hey, Lacie! - Hey! [GIGGLES] 7 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:14,080 [PHONE BEEPS] 8 00:01:24,558 --> 00:01:25,878 [CAMERA CLICKS] 9 00:01:26,878 --> 00:01:28,678 ["SEND" ALERT PLAYS] 10 00:01:28,918 --> 00:01:30,278 [PHONE BEEPS] 11 00:01:44,716 --> 00:01:46,796 [GIGGLES] 12 00:01:49,435 --> 00:01:51,035 [GIGGLES] 13 00:01:53,275 --> 00:01:54,595 [GIGGLES] 14 00:01:57,154 --> 00:02:01,274 [LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY] 15 00:02:09,153 --> 00:02:10,433 [LACIE] Ryan? 16 00:02:10,513 --> 00:02:12,072 [COMBAT SOUNDS ON HEADSET] 17 00:02:12,152 --> 00:02:13,432 Ryan! 18 00:02:18,512 --> 00:02:20,631 - [YELLS] - [EXPLOSION ON HEADSET] 19 00:02:20,711 --> 00:02:23,391 - I was holding a bomb! - [MAN] Come on! 20 00:02:23,471 --> 00:02:24,991 Sorry, guys. 21 00:02:25,071 --> 00:02:30,750 Landlord is sending buyers over today so... put your pants on. 22 00:02:30,830 --> 00:02:35,110 Maybe if I don't, it'll scare 'em off and we can stay here. 23 00:02:35,190 --> 00:02:38,549 [SINGSONG] Not an option, Ryan. Lease is up in four weeks. 24 00:02:38,629 --> 00:02:40,669 Hey, I'm thinking of you. I've got somewhere to go. 25 00:02:41,429 --> 00:02:45,148 Nate's roommate took a job in Phoenix so I get his place. 26 00:02:46,228 --> 00:02:48,428 - Okay. - Now who's the slow poke? 27 00:02:48,508 --> 00:02:53,947 I'm... seeing some places over lunch. Catch you later. 28 00:02:57,947 --> 00:02:59,107 [GUNFIRE ON HEADSET] 29 00:02:59,187 --> 00:03:01,186 Sorry, that was my sister. 30 00:03:02,506 --> 00:03:04,946 Yeah. Yeah, I bet you'd love to. 31 00:03:11,305 --> 00:03:12,585 [MAN] Jasmine tea? 32 00:03:17,904 --> 00:03:19,344 [CHILD GIGGLES] 33 00:03:19,424 --> 00:03:20,984 [PHONE BEEPS] 34 00:03:22,864 --> 00:03:26,063 [MAN] And that's one Brushed Suede. 35 00:03:27,023 --> 00:03:28,703 You want a cookie with that? 36 00:03:28,783 --> 00:03:32,383 - It's on the house. - Sounds awesome. [GIGGLES] 37 00:03:35,582 --> 00:03:37,662 - [LACIE GIGGLES] - [PHONE BEEPS] 38 00:03:37,742 --> 00:03:40,502 - See you tomorrow, JJ. - See you, Lacie. 39 00:03:40,582 --> 00:03:41,582 [LAUGHS] 40 00:03:41,662 --> 00:03:45,781 [GASPS] Oh, I saw your boy in the fire hat just now! So cute! 41 00:03:45,861 --> 00:03:48,421 - Yeah, he's really something. - [LAUGHS] 42 00:03:48,501 --> 00:03:49,941 [PHONE BEEPS] 43 00:04:09,578 --> 00:04:11,138 [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] 44 00:04:25,416 --> 00:04:27,416 [LAUGHS] 45 00:04:31,176 --> 00:04:32,975 [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS] 46 00:04:35,335 --> 00:04:36,215 Hmm. 47 00:04:52,733 --> 00:04:54,653 [PHONE BEEPS] 48 00:04:56,212 --> 00:04:58,932 [PHONE BEEPS REPEATEDLY] 49 00:05:07,211 --> 00:05:08,331 [ELEVATOR BELL DINGS] 50 00:05:13,330 --> 00:05:14,850 Hey, Lacie! 51 00:05:14,930 --> 00:05:18,290 - Bets, it's great to see you! - You too. 52 00:05:18,370 --> 00:05:19,370 [LACIE GIGGLES] 53 00:05:28,169 --> 00:05:29,728 [CAT MEOWS] 54 00:05:29,808 --> 00:05:31,128 [LACIE] How's Pancakes? 55 00:05:31,208 --> 00:05:35,408 He's hilarious. Such a funny cat. Just the best. 56 00:05:35,488 --> 00:05:36,648 [BOTH LAUGH] 57 00:05:39,527 --> 00:05:41,607 - Are you still at Hoddicker? - Mm-hmm. 58 00:05:41,687 --> 00:05:44,727 - Yeah. It's going pretty great. - Good to hear. 59 00:05:44,807 --> 00:05:46,966 - So what brings you back here? - New job, first day. 60 00:05:47,046 --> 00:05:49,486 - First day? - At Blankman-Harper. 61 00:05:49,566 --> 00:05:52,406 Whoa! Top floor! That's... 62 00:05:52,486 --> 00:05:55,845 - Well, good luck. - I know, right? [LAUGHS] 63 00:05:57,205 --> 00:06:00,245 It's great you're still happy at Hoddicker. 64 00:06:00,325 --> 00:06:02,564 - Well, maybe not forever. - No, not forever. 65 00:06:02,644 --> 00:06:04,284 - But for now... - It's OK for now. 66 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:07,924 It's great for now, yes. Yes, it is. 67 00:06:10,403 --> 00:06:12,163 [CHATTERING] 68 00:06:14,603 --> 00:06:16,083 [PHONE RINGING] 69 00:06:21,962 --> 00:06:23,802 [PHONE BEEPS] 70 00:06:32,441 --> 00:06:34,081 [BEEPING] 71 00:06:44,559 --> 00:06:48,279 [WAVES CRASHING, SEAGULLS SQUAWK] 72 00:07:04,997 --> 00:07:07,876 Lacie, I got you a smoothie. 73 00:07:07,956 --> 00:07:11,716 Got one for everyone, actually. Still a bunch of them for grabs. 74 00:07:13,276 --> 00:07:15,595 They're from the organic stall at the farmers' market. 75 00:07:15,675 --> 00:07:17,155 Sure. Okay. 76 00:07:20,915 --> 00:07:22,315 [GASPS] 77 00:07:23,395 --> 00:07:25,474 Mmm! 78 00:07:27,834 --> 00:07:29,594 [PHONE BEEPS] 79 00:07:31,913 --> 00:07:33,913 Thank you. Thank you. 80 00:07:38,353 --> 00:07:40,632 [WHISPERS] We're kind of not talking to Ches. 81 00:07:41,912 --> 00:07:45,752 - 3.1? What happened? - Him and Gordon split up. 82 00:07:45,832 --> 00:07:47,272 Oh... 83 00:07:47,352 --> 00:07:50,231 - Poor Ches. - No, no, no, we're all on Gordon's side. 84 00:07:50,311 --> 00:07:52,991 Sure! Obviously. 85 00:07:53,071 --> 00:07:56,590 Ches is kissing ass. Trying to scrape himself back. 86 00:07:56,670 --> 00:08:01,070 Of course, if it drops below two-five, then it's... bye-bye. 87 00:08:01,150 --> 00:08:03,030 [PHONE BEEPS] 88 00:08:04,070 --> 00:08:05,749 [BOTH GASP] 89 00:08:08,069 --> 00:08:09,429 [PHONE BEEPS] 90 00:08:11,589 --> 00:08:15,388 [PHONE BEEPING] 91 00:08:27,827 --> 00:08:29,506 [RINGTONE CHIMING] 92 00:08:31,985 --> 00:08:33,386 [LACIE] Hello? 93 00:08:33,465 --> 00:08:36,386 - [RYAN] Yo, they're taking it. - Who? 94 00:08:36,465 --> 00:08:39,705 The couple the landlord sent over. I heard them talking. 95 00:08:39,785 --> 00:08:40,825 Okay. 96 00:08:43,104 --> 00:08:47,864 So, now we move into the light space area. 97 00:08:47,944 --> 00:08:51,824 Ideal for special times with loved ones. 98 00:08:51,904 --> 00:08:55,863 - Great food, great company. - Mm-hmm! 99 00:08:58,263 --> 00:09:01,023 - [PHONE BEEPS] - Whoa! [LAUGHS] 100 00:09:01,103 --> 00:09:03,582 [WOMAN] Sampled your photo stream to make her. 101 00:09:04,662 --> 00:09:06,142 Great hair! 102 00:09:06,222 --> 00:09:08,262 [WOMAN] Styled free of charge at the members' salon. 103 00:09:10,022 --> 00:09:12,221 Oh, my God. [GIGGLES] 104 00:09:13,741 --> 00:09:15,461 [LACIE] It's hilarious! 105 00:09:15,541 --> 00:09:18,181 [WOMAN] You like him? 106 00:09:18,261 --> 00:09:21,300 - He's okay. - He doesn't come with the apartment. 107 00:09:21,380 --> 00:09:23,860 [BOTH LAUGH] 108 00:09:24,780 --> 00:09:28,619 But there is a bar and restaurant on site, tenants only. 109 00:09:28,699 --> 00:09:32,819 We have unparalleled metrics on romantic geneses. 110 00:09:32,899 --> 00:09:33,939 Uh-huh. 111 00:09:34,019 --> 00:09:37,458 [WOMAN] I gotta say, these places are going like "that." 112 00:09:37,538 --> 00:09:41,658 - So don't delay if you're interested. - Oh, I'm more than interested. 113 00:09:41,738 --> 00:09:45,537 Standard occupancy on a minimum six-month contract, 114 00:09:45,617 --> 00:09:49,057 we're talking... this much. 115 00:09:50,617 --> 00:09:53,336 - How often are the payments? - That's weekly. 116 00:09:54,216 --> 00:09:55,696 - Okay. - [WOMAN LAUGHS] 117 00:09:55,776 --> 00:09:58,136 - A little more than expected? - Yeah. 118 00:09:58,216 --> 00:09:59,415 There's options. 119 00:09:59,495 --> 00:10:01,895 You know our Prime Influencers Programme? 120 00:10:01,975 --> 00:10:04,695 - Do I qualify for that? - No. No, you don't. 121 00:10:05,535 --> 00:10:07,894 We'd need you around a 4.5. 122 00:10:09,574 --> 00:10:11,894 4.5? 123 00:10:11,974 --> 00:10:15,134 Hit 4.5 and there's a 20% discount. 124 00:10:19,173 --> 00:10:21,053 - 4.5. - That's right. 125 00:10:25,492 --> 00:10:27,092 [SIGHS] 126 00:10:29,332 --> 00:10:31,052 [LAUGHS] 127 00:10:31,132 --> 00:10:33,291 [SIGHS] 128 00:10:37,411 --> 00:10:39,091 [LAUGHTER] 129 00:10:52,809 --> 00:10:54,609 [BEEPS] 130 00:11:00,688 --> 00:11:02,328 [LAUGHS SOFTLY] 131 00:11:16,326 --> 00:11:20,926 Pelican Cove? What is this? A eugenics programme? 132 00:11:21,006 --> 00:11:25,925 - A lifestyle community. - No one is this happy. 133 00:11:26,005 --> 00:11:28,445 A two-year-old with a fucking balloon isn't this happy. 134 00:11:28,525 --> 00:11:31,164 It's actually a pretty cool place. 135 00:11:32,884 --> 00:11:35,324 Like you'd even qualify. 136 00:11:41,883 --> 00:11:43,483 There's nothing I can do, sir. 137 00:11:43,563 --> 00:11:46,003 [MAN] Well, it's not hopeless, you're clearly a tryer. 138 00:11:46,082 --> 00:11:49,562 That's the sense you get just from... me? 139 00:11:49,642 --> 00:11:52,242 From your rep report analytics. 140 00:11:52,322 --> 00:11:55,881 If we drill down into the numbers, you've got a solid popularity arc here. 141 00:11:55,961 --> 00:11:59,441 Strong overall trajectory. Let's just look at the last 24 hours. 142 00:12:00,521 --> 00:12:01,441 You see, even... 143 00:12:01,801 --> 00:12:05,680 What's that? 8:40 a.m. You're working hard on your socials. 144 00:12:05,760 --> 00:12:07,720 - Great little uptake there. - Okay. 145 00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:11,079 Couple of minor dings there. You cut someone off in traffic? 146 00:12:11,159 --> 00:12:13,999 Oh, just a workplace thing. [LAUGHS] 147 00:12:14,079 --> 00:12:17,039 Okay. Let's check on your sphere of influence. 148 00:12:17,119 --> 00:12:19,158 Let me zoom out here. 149 00:12:20,118 --> 00:12:23,438 Great peripherals. Strangers like you, that's a plus. 150 00:12:23,518 --> 00:12:28,077 - Healthy inner circle. It's good. - Thank you. [GIGGLES] 151 00:12:28,157 --> 00:12:31,717 There's a ways to go, but 4.5 is certainly achievable. 152 00:12:32,437 --> 00:12:33,757 How long do you think? 153 00:12:33,837 --> 00:12:34,957 - To hit 4.5? - Mm-hmm. 154 00:12:35,037 --> 00:12:37,036 Well, barring a major setback, 155 00:12:37,116 --> 00:12:41,276 a public disgrace kind of deal, I'd say 18 months or so. 156 00:12:42,436 --> 00:12:46,755 Oh, I need more short term. Like... much more. [LAUGHS] 157 00:12:46,835 --> 00:12:48,115 Then you'll need a boost. 158 00:12:48,995 --> 00:12:51,195 - What kind of a boost? - Well... 159 00:12:52,674 --> 00:12:55,434 Most of your interactions are confined to your inner circle 160 00:12:55,514 --> 00:12:59,953 and they're largely, pardon the term, mid-to low-range folks. 161 00:13:00,033 --> 00:13:01,393 Same with your outer circle. 162 00:13:01,473 --> 00:13:04,673 You've got a ton of reciprocal five stars from service industry workers, 163 00:13:04,753 --> 00:13:06,633 but there's not much else. 164 00:13:06,713 --> 00:13:08,432 At least as far as I can see. 165 00:13:08,512 --> 00:13:11,272 So in terms of quality, you could use a punch up right there. 166 00:13:11,352 --> 00:13:14,512 Ideally, that's up votes from quality people. 167 00:13:16,072 --> 00:13:17,991 - Quality people? - High fours. 168 00:13:18,071 --> 00:13:21,631 Impress those up-scale folks, you'll gain velocity on your arc 169 00:13:21,711 --> 00:13:23,351 and there's your boost. 170 00:13:24,710 --> 00:13:26,390 [PHONE BEEPS] 171 00:13:32,550 --> 00:13:35,069 [PANTING] 172 00:13:38,269 --> 00:13:40,909 - Oh, hi, JJ! - Hey, Lacie! 173 00:13:41,508 --> 00:13:43,068 - Keith! Hello. - Lacie! 174 00:13:44,268 --> 00:13:46,268 - [KEITH] You look great today. - Thank you! 175 00:13:47,228 --> 00:13:51,147 - Door won't open. I'm on 2.4. - Sorry, Ches. I'm late. 176 00:13:51,227 --> 00:13:53,147 I just need some stars, please! 177 00:13:55,067 --> 00:13:56,387 Fuck! 178 00:13:59,866 --> 00:14:01,226 [ELEVATOR BELL DINGS] 179 00:14:04,986 --> 00:14:07,585 - Oh, hi! - Hi! 180 00:14:07,665 --> 00:14:10,945 - How's it going at Blankman? - Just great. 181 00:14:11,025 --> 00:14:16,224 - Well, I bet you work... good there. - Thank you. 182 00:14:20,784 --> 00:14:22,543 Would you like a croissant? 183 00:14:22,623 --> 00:14:24,743 They gave me an extra at the coffee place. 184 00:14:24,823 --> 00:14:27,943 - Oh, no, I already ate. - Okay, sure. All good. Yes. 185 00:14:28,023 --> 00:14:29,263 Yeah. 186 00:14:31,302 --> 00:14:35,902 - [ELEVATOR BELL DINGS] - Well, here's me, so... 187 00:14:35,982 --> 00:14:39,941 - [GIGGLES] - [PHONES BEEP] 188 00:14:43,581 --> 00:14:46,421 {\an8}Don't try too hard. It's impossible to respect. 189 00:14:46,501 --> 00:14:50,940 {\an8}High fours can smell it a mile off. Just be you. 190 00:14:51,020 --> 00:14:53,260 Authentic gestures, that's the key. 191 00:14:53,340 --> 00:14:56,779 - That's time up, I'll catch you later. {\an8}- Oh, could I just ask... 192 00:15:10,938 --> 00:15:12,017 [PHONE CHIRPS] 193 00:15:22,896 --> 00:15:24,536 [BEEPING] 194 00:15:50,933 --> 00:15:51,733 [CAMERA CLICKS] 195 00:15:54,092 --> 00:15:55,212 [CHIRPS] 196 00:15:59,932 --> 00:16:04,251 [MUTTERS] ..."Mr. Rags." 197 00:16:09,010 --> 00:16:10,890 [EXHALES] 198 00:16:20,649 --> 00:16:21,649 [SIGHS] 199 00:16:22,769 --> 00:16:24,329 [BEEPS] 200 00:16:34,767 --> 00:16:36,007 [LAUGHS] 201 00:16:41,407 --> 00:16:42,766 [GASPS] 202 00:16:43,246 --> 00:16:44,166 Shit! 203 00:16:54,365 --> 00:16:58,124 - What the fuck is that? - Tapenade. Want some? 204 00:16:58,204 --> 00:16:59,884 Who even are you? 205 00:16:59,964 --> 00:17:02,444 It's just something I wanna eat, Ryan. 206 00:17:02,524 --> 00:17:03,804 [PHONE BEEPS] 207 00:17:05,444 --> 00:17:06,243 [GASPS] 208 00:17:06,803 --> 00:17:08,322 Oh, my God. 209 00:17:09,763 --> 00:17:11,483 - What is it? - Naomi! 210 00:17:12,203 --> 00:17:13,283 Shit! 211 00:17:14,003 --> 00:17:18,562 Old school, el perfecto Naomi? You guys keep in contact? 212 00:17:19,122 --> 00:17:21,682 Ryan, just go! Go! 213 00:17:27,561 --> 00:17:31,480 {\an8}[LACIE] Oh, my God! Nay-Nay, how are you? [GIGGLES] 214 00:17:31,560 --> 00:17:33,880 I was just fixing myself a snack. 215 00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:38,800 {\an8}Oh, Lace, could I just say I am so happy to see your face? 216 00:17:38,879 --> 00:17:41,639 - Me too. It's been... {\an8}- Too long. 217 00:17:41,719 --> 00:17:43,319 - Way too long. - And that's my fault. 218 00:17:43,399 --> 00:17:46,519 - No, it's mine. Everything is just so... {\an8}- Everything's just so... 219 00:17:46,599 --> 00:17:49,878 Crazy! Oh, it's so good to see you. 220 00:17:49,958 --> 00:17:53,438 {\an8}When you posted that Mr. Rags photo... 221 00:17:53,518 --> 00:17:55,437 {\an8}I know, Mr. Rags! 222 00:17:55,517 --> 00:17:57,437 {\an8}I just had to call 223 00:17:57,517 --> 00:18:00,757 {\an8}and talk to you because... 224 00:18:00,837 --> 00:18:02,757 {\an8}Whoo-hoo! 225 00:18:02,837 --> 00:18:04,796 [SCREAMS, LAUGHS] 226 00:18:04,876 --> 00:18:07,076 Wow! That's a... big ring! [LAUGHS] 227 00:18:07,316 --> 00:18:11,995 Congratulations! Who's the, um... Paul? 228 00:18:12,075 --> 00:18:15,595 {\an8}He is great. So smart. Just sweet. 229 00:18:15,675 --> 00:18:17,435 {\an8}I know you're gonna love him. 230 00:18:17,515 --> 00:18:18,595 {\an8}Uh-huh. 231 00:18:18,675 --> 00:18:20,354 {\an8}So, anyways, the big day... 232 00:18:20,434 --> 00:18:21,594 {\an8}Yes, when is it? 233 00:18:21,674 --> 00:18:23,114 {\an8}So, we're getting married in a month 234 00:18:23,194 --> 00:18:24,274 {\an8}on his family's estate 235 00:18:24,354 --> 00:18:25,554 {\an8}up here on the island. 236 00:18:25,634 --> 00:18:28,353 {\an8}This place outside Port Mary, Honeysuckle. You heard of it? 237 00:18:28,433 --> 00:18:29,433 {\an8}No, but... 238 00:18:29,513 --> 00:18:31,353 {\an8}Well, it's a private island. 239 00:18:31,433 --> 00:18:35,673 [SINGSONG] {\an8}Take a looooook! 240 00:18:35,753 --> 00:18:37,952 {\an8}Oh, wow! That is... [GIGGLES] 241 00:18:38,032 --> 00:18:42,432 {\an8}I know, right? So... can you make it? 242 00:18:42,512 --> 00:18:44,951 Are you kidding? Of course. 243 00:18:45,591 --> 00:18:47,911 {\an8}Great, cool, cos I was wondering if... 244 00:18:49,551 --> 00:18:51,431 {\an8}Lace, do you think... 245 00:18:52,551 --> 00:18:53,950 {\an8}Would you be my maid of honour? 246 00:18:54,830 --> 00:18:55,670 Seriously? 247 00:18:57,750 --> 00:18:58,830 Oh, my God. 248 00:19:01,509 --> 00:19:05,469 I mean, you've got such cool friends now. Are you sure? 249 00:19:05,549 --> 00:19:10,228 Remember when we used to plan our dream weddings when we were, like, 11? 250 00:19:10,308 --> 00:19:13,988 - I know but we haven't s... - I don't know, just seeing Mr. Rags... 251 00:19:14,948 --> 00:19:18,587 All the memories. It just brought things home. 252 00:19:18,667 --> 00:19:19,747 Oh, Nay-Nay. 253 00:19:19,827 --> 00:19:22,427 I know we haven't kept in touch as much as I'd have liked 254 00:19:22,507 --> 00:19:25,267 and that is totally my fault, but this is a big day. 255 00:19:25,347 --> 00:19:30,986 A big life day and I want my oldest friend with me, my oldest friend. 256 00:19:31,066 --> 00:19:32,826 I want you by my side. 257 00:19:33,905 --> 00:19:37,425 Oh, my God. Thank you. 258 00:19:38,985 --> 00:19:40,345 {\an8}What do I have to... 259 00:19:40,425 --> 00:19:42,704 {\an8}Not much to it. A speech, mainly. 260 00:19:42,784 --> 00:19:44,824 {\an8}Speech? Of course! 261 00:19:44,904 --> 00:19:47,584 Mm-hmm. How big's the crowd? 262 00:19:47,664 --> 00:19:50,104 Oh, my gosh, like...{\an8} [SINGS] hundreds! 263 00:19:50,183 --> 00:19:53,703 {\an8}It's a crazy guest list. I'll send it now. 264 00:19:53,783 --> 00:19:56,703 {\an8}Paul's invited so many, I don't want to call them big deals, 265 00:19:56,783 --> 00:19:58,822 {\an8}but they're all, like, 4.7 or above. 266 00:20:00,902 --> 00:20:02,182 Uh-huh. 267 00:20:03,542 --> 00:20:07,461 Nay-Nay, I will not let you down. [GIGGLES] 268 00:20:07,541 --> 00:20:11,621 {\an8}Don't sweat too much! Just talk about old memories. 269 00:20:11,701 --> 00:20:14,221 - Sure. {\an8}- How we were, any old things. 270 00:20:14,301 --> 00:20:16,300 - Gotcha. {\an8}- I'll ping you some anecdotes. 271 00:20:16,380 --> 00:20:18,540 - That would be great. {\an8}- And what's your dress size? 272 00:20:18,620 --> 00:20:19,780 {\an8}Oh, um... 273 00:20:19,860 --> 00:20:21,940 {\an8}I'll tell you what, I'll just send you a four. 274 00:20:22,020 --> 00:20:24,299 - Perfect. - We got matching bridesmaids dresses. 275 00:20:24,379 --> 00:20:26,179 {\an8}Well, anyway... 276 00:20:26,259 --> 00:20:28,739 {\an8}[BOTH SCREAM] 277 00:20:28,819 --> 00:20:30,739 {\an8}[BOTH LAUGH] 278 00:20:30,819 --> 00:20:31,938 {\an8}Love you, Lay. 279 00:20:32,018 --> 00:20:35,258 You too, Nay-Nay! [GIGGLES] 280 00:20:35,338 --> 00:20:36,138 Oh! 281 00:20:37,018 --> 00:20:37,898 Bye. 282 00:20:37,978 --> 00:20:39,697 [LAUGHS NERVOUSLY] 283 00:20:39,777 --> 00:20:41,017 [BEEPING] 284 00:20:41,097 --> 00:20:42,737 [SIGHS] 285 00:20:44,457 --> 00:20:46,857 What was that? The F-word? 286 00:20:47,976 --> 00:20:50,136 You two pussy pals now? 287 00:20:50,736 --> 00:20:52,096 [SIGHS] Shut up. 288 00:20:52,176 --> 00:20:55,456 - She was always mean to you. - No, she wasn't. 289 00:20:55,536 --> 00:20:59,215 - She had that rhyme about you. - That was a game. 290 00:20:59,295 --> 00:21:02,655 - What about when she cut your hair? - I asked her to. 291 00:21:02,735 --> 00:21:04,294 She fucked Greg. 292 00:21:04,374 --> 00:21:09,334 She... did not fuck Greg. [LAUGHS] 293 00:21:14,413 --> 00:21:16,213 She looked hot. I'll give her that. 294 00:21:23,892 --> 00:21:24,972 [MAN] Okay. 295 00:21:26,572 --> 00:21:27,932 Impressive. 296 00:21:30,571 --> 00:21:35,331 - Uh-huh. Jesus. Yeah, that'd do it. - Mm-hmm. 297 00:21:35,411 --> 00:21:36,810 [PHONE RINGS] 298 00:21:36,890 --> 00:21:38,130 [WOMAN] Pelican Cove. 299 00:21:38,210 --> 00:21:42,330 Carole, it's Lacie. Saw the place yesterday. I wanna take it. 300 00:21:42,410 --> 00:21:44,170 That's fantastic! 301 00:21:44,250 --> 00:21:48,129 Uh... Oh, I see you're still on a 4.2. Is that, um... 302 00:21:48,209 --> 00:21:52,049 Yep, I'm on it, just gonna transfer the deposit now. 303 00:21:52,129 --> 00:21:53,328 - Well, okay. - Yes! 304 00:21:55,088 --> 00:21:59,808 In this world, we're all so caught up in our own heads. 305 00:22:01,487 --> 00:22:06,887 It's easy to lose sight of what's real. What matters. 306 00:22:09,207 --> 00:22:11,406 But as I stand here today... 307 00:22:12,446 --> 00:22:17,766 seeing the joy Paul has brought to Naomi's life, 308 00:22:19,845 --> 00:22:23,485 I know she's someone who truly matters to me. 309 00:22:24,365 --> 00:22:25,565 [LAUGHS] 310 00:22:26,124 --> 00:22:27,684 Nay-Nay, 311 00:22:28,204 --> 00:22:33,924 the little girl who, when we were just five-years-old in art camp, 312 00:22:34,004 --> 00:22:39,203 started talking to me because she saw I was scared. 313 00:22:41,163 --> 00:22:47,162 The girl who helped me make Mr. Rags. I still have him. [GIGGLES] 314 00:22:48,442 --> 00:22:50,402 He sits on my desk and... 315 00:22:51,641 --> 00:22:55,121 every day, he reminds me of Nay-Nay. 316 00:22:57,281 --> 00:23:00,880 What she meant to me then and now. 317 00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:06,080 I am so honored to be here 318 00:23:07,519 --> 00:23:13,239 and I wish you all the happiness this stupid world can muster. 319 00:23:15,958 --> 00:23:18,158 I love you, Nay-Nay. 320 00:23:19,958 --> 00:23:21,438 Is the tear too much? 321 00:23:22,398 --> 00:23:25,357 - You fucking sociopath. - [PHONE BEEPS] 322 00:23:25,437 --> 00:23:30,437 - Ryan, my car's here. Was it too much? - What, the tear, the photo, Mr. Rags? 323 00:23:30,517 --> 00:23:32,396 I do keep him on my desk. 324 00:23:32,476 --> 00:23:35,316 There's sugary and then there's fucking diabetes. 325 00:23:35,396 --> 00:23:38,196 I just wanna make her happy on her wedding day. 326 00:23:38,276 --> 00:23:41,195 The captive audience of 4-point holies five-starring your ass off, 327 00:23:41,275 --> 00:23:42,355 that's just a bonus. 328 00:23:42,435 --> 00:23:45,715 - Naomi and I were best friends. - [LAUGHING] Come on... 329 00:23:45,795 --> 00:23:48,674 I wish her well and wanna express it the best I can. 330 00:23:48,754 --> 00:23:51,194 And, yeah, if I nail a speech and get five-starred 331 00:23:51,274 --> 00:23:53,674 by hundreds of primes, so what? It's a win-win. 332 00:23:53,754 --> 00:23:57,593 What are you hoping for? Like, 4.3, 4.4? 333 00:23:57,673 --> 00:24:00,673 Unh-unh. You get points from your gaming buddies. 334 00:24:00,753 --> 00:24:03,353 It's the same thing. Don't shit on me for aiming higher. 335 00:24:03,433 --> 00:24:04,672 Pelican Cove higher? 336 00:24:04,752 --> 00:24:07,592 What's wrong with Pelican Cove? They're great apartments! 337 00:24:07,672 --> 00:24:10,592 - They are fake-smile jail cells. - [PHONE BEEPS] 338 00:24:10,672 --> 00:24:12,711 Great. Car cancelled. 339 00:24:13,151 --> 00:24:16,551 And he marked me down so now I have to book another, and I took a ding. 340 00:24:16,631 --> 00:24:20,271 - Great job. - I am sorry, but I miss the normal you. 341 00:24:20,351 --> 00:24:24,390 Before this obsession, when we had conversations, remember? 342 00:24:24,470 --> 00:24:25,470 I need my charger. 343 00:24:25,550 --> 00:24:29,989 This whole ranking thing, just comparing yourself to people who... 344 00:24:30,069 --> 00:24:33,229 - Have you seen my charger? - ...only pretend to be happy. 345 00:24:33,309 --> 00:24:36,069 I said don't borrow this! 346 00:24:36,629 --> 00:24:40,268 High fours like Naomi, I bet they're suicidal on the inside. 347 00:24:40,348 --> 00:24:41,988 My car is here. Again. 348 00:24:42,068 --> 00:24:44,188 Your Pelican Cove deposit, is it refundable? 349 00:24:44,268 --> 00:24:45,667 Like, what if this doesn't work? 350 00:24:45,747 --> 00:24:48,707 - Can't you just stay out of my shit? - You're my sister! 351 00:24:48,787 --> 00:24:51,547 Yes! And if you cared about that, maybe you would've noticed 352 00:24:51,627 --> 00:24:55,546 living with you hasn't been one big rainbow sandwich for me. 353 00:24:56,506 --> 00:24:59,226 Do you know why I never brought any guys back here? 354 00:24:59,306 --> 00:25:02,785 Because I didn't want them to know I was sharing a skanky-ass cave 355 00:25:02,865 --> 00:25:05,905 with Mr. Three Point Fuck. 356 00:25:07,665 --> 00:25:09,345 Good luck with your performance! 357 00:25:13,664 --> 00:25:14,544 [DOOR CLOSES] 358 00:25:21,943 --> 00:25:22,983 [DOOR OPENS] 359 00:25:28,142 --> 00:25:29,142 [GRUNTS] 360 00:25:29,222 --> 00:25:30,342 [PHONE BEEPS] 361 00:25:30,422 --> 00:25:31,382 [DOOR SLAMS] 362 00:25:33,662 --> 00:25:36,181 - [DOOR RATTLES] - [PHONE BEEPS] 363 00:25:40,341 --> 00:25:45,380 - [HORN HONKS] - Oh, hi, hi! I'm coming. I'm coming. 364 00:25:46,540 --> 00:25:48,860 - Jesus Christ! - Oh, I'm so sorry. 365 00:25:48,940 --> 00:25:50,980 That's great. Just great. 366 00:25:52,619 --> 00:25:54,459 [PHONE BEEPS] 367 00:25:55,499 --> 00:25:56,979 - [SIGHS] - [HORN HONKS] 368 00:25:57,379 --> 00:25:59,059 Oh... Hi. 369 00:26:05,178 --> 00:26:06,818 [RINGTONE CHIMES] 370 00:26:09,537 --> 00:26:12,217 Nay-Nay! [GIGGLES] 371 00:26:12,297 --> 00:26:14,337 Hey, Lace! Just checking in. 372 00:26:14,417 --> 00:26:17,536 I'm on my way to the airport right now. [GIGGLES] 373 00:26:17,616 --> 00:26:19,896 Okay, cool, and you're all good for the rehearsal dinner? 374 00:26:19,976 --> 00:26:24,775 Oh, yeah. The flight's, what, an hour? That restaurant looks so cool. 375 00:26:24,855 --> 00:26:28,695 - Uh-huh. And you got the dress okay? - Mm-hmm. In my case. [GIGGLES] 376 00:26:28,775 --> 00:26:30,055 - I love the pink. {\an8}- Uh-huh. 377 00:26:30,135 --> 00:26:34,134 {\an8}So the latest draft of the speech is great. 378 00:26:34,214 --> 00:26:36,174 Going handwritten's so cool. 379 00:26:36,254 --> 00:26:39,814 Those scans of the page, my God, I welled up just at that. 380 00:26:39,894 --> 00:26:43,413 - Oh, thank you! - Um... just one thought. 381 00:26:44,013 --> 00:26:46,493 That whole bit where I help you with the eating disorder thing... 382 00:26:46,573 --> 00:26:48,732 - You think that's a little... - A little over-sharing, yeah. 383 00:26:48,812 --> 00:26:50,772 You're so right. It's gone. 384 00:26:50,852 --> 00:26:53,732 Okay. Cool. Well, I'll see you in a few hours! 385 00:26:53,812 --> 00:26:55,692 ♪ I'm getting married tomorrow ♪ 386 00:26:55,772 --> 00:26:57,051 [SCREAMS] 387 00:26:57,131 --> 00:26:58,691 [LAUGHS] 388 00:27:08,930 --> 00:27:13,729 - And here's your tip. [GIGGLES] Thank you. - [PHONE BEEPS] 389 00:27:15,729 --> 00:27:17,529 Oh, come on. 390 00:27:18,569 --> 00:27:21,009 [WOMAN ON LOUDSPEAKER] May I have your attention, please... 391 00:27:28,928 --> 00:27:32,127 - Hi there, how are you doing? - I am wonderful. 392 00:27:32,207 --> 00:27:33,247 [LAUGHS] 393 00:27:34,807 --> 00:27:37,767 I am so sorry, that flight is cancelled. 394 00:27:38,566 --> 00:27:42,206 - No. No, no, no. - Customer incident at the other end. 395 00:27:42,846 --> 00:27:45,606 But... So when is the next flight? 396 00:27:45,686 --> 00:27:48,685 Yeah, they're all kind of full. 397 00:27:48,765 --> 00:27:52,365 Uh... I booked this weeks ago. It's my best friend's wedding. 398 00:27:52,445 --> 00:27:54,524 - I'm sorry. - I have to get there. I have to. 399 00:27:54,604 --> 00:27:56,444 Okay... let's see what we can do. 400 00:27:56,524 --> 00:27:58,564 Thank you. Thank you so much. 401 00:28:05,563 --> 00:28:08,163 I see there's one standby seat on another plane leaving tonight. 402 00:28:08,243 --> 00:28:09,843 - [SIGHS] - Uh... 403 00:28:10,802 --> 00:28:13,442 That's reserved for members of our Prime Flight Programme. 404 00:28:13,522 --> 00:28:15,442 You gotta be a 4.2 or over to qualify. 405 00:28:15,522 --> 00:28:17,802 - Oh, I'm... I'm a 4.2. - Uh-huh. 406 00:28:17,882 --> 00:28:20,961 I'm afraid you're actually a 4.183. 407 00:28:24,161 --> 00:28:27,240 Oh. Well, that's not my fault. Um... 408 00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:29,880 Some woman dinged me down in the... Can't you just... 409 00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:32,400 I'm sorry, it won't let me book it without the correct ranking. 410 00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:34,520 - But it's so close. - There's just nothing I can do. 411 00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:36,279 - Christ, I mean, surely. - I'm gonna have to ask you 412 00:28:36,359 --> 00:28:38,359 to moderate your language there. 413 00:28:38,439 --> 00:28:39,759 Sorry. It's just... 414 00:28:41,719 --> 00:28:45,718 I'm maid of honour. I cannot miss this wedding. 415 00:28:45,798 --> 00:28:48,718 And I am so sorry about that. 416 00:28:51,877 --> 00:28:53,557 - Can you call the supervisor? - I cannot do that. 417 00:28:53,637 --> 00:28:55,197 - Can you just call the supervisor? - I cannot do that. 418 00:28:55,277 --> 00:28:57,117 - Call the fucking supervisor! - Okay, that's profanity. 419 00:28:57,197 --> 00:28:59,797 - We're zero tolerance on profanity. - I'm sorry. It's just... 420 00:28:59,876 --> 00:29:02,116 - I have to serve the next customer. - No, no, no, no. 421 00:29:02,196 --> 00:29:05,316 - Can you step away, ma'am? - God, just fucking help me! 422 00:29:05,396 --> 00:29:06,396 Ooh. 423 00:29:06,476 --> 00:29:08,395 [PHONES BEEP] 424 00:29:08,475 --> 00:29:09,795 I'm so sorry. 425 00:29:10,595 --> 00:29:14,875 - I've called security. - Oh, no, no, no. Please don't do that. 426 00:29:14,955 --> 00:29:17,794 I'm, uh... five-starring you. Five stars. 427 00:29:17,874 --> 00:29:20,434 - What's the issue here, Hannah? - Intimidation and profanity. 428 00:29:20,514 --> 00:29:22,834 - Oh, no, no. I was not intimidating. - Don't speak, ma'am. 429 00:29:22,914 --> 00:29:24,633 - I was just trying to... - Ma'am. 430 00:29:26,473 --> 00:29:29,233 Okay. So, in order to restore calm, 431 00:29:29,313 --> 00:29:31,553 I'm invoking my authority as airport security 432 00:29:31,633 --> 00:29:34,552 to dock you one full ranking point as a punitive measure. 433 00:29:34,632 --> 00:29:36,472 - This is a temporary measure. - [GASPS] No! 434 00:29:36,552 --> 00:29:39,192 - Your score reverts to normal in 24 hours. - No, no, no. But I need it now. 435 00:29:39,272 --> 00:29:42,711 During this period, all down votes are subject to a times two multiplier. 436 00:29:42,791 --> 00:29:43,831 Times two? 437 00:29:43,911 --> 00:29:45,911 We recommend you avoid negative feedback at this time. 438 00:29:45,991 --> 00:29:46,991 I'm on double damage? 439 00:29:47,071 --> 00:29:50,150 Please, remove yourself from the airport immediately. 440 00:30:07,148 --> 00:30:08,828 [PHONE BEEPS] 441 00:30:13,907 --> 00:30:15,427 Okay, well, due to your ranking... 442 00:30:15,507 --> 00:30:17,507 [CHATTERING] 443 00:30:19,147 --> 00:30:21,627 [BABY CRYING] 444 00:30:37,385 --> 00:30:40,304 Hi there. Chuck! Great name. 445 00:30:40,384 --> 00:30:43,144 - Thank you. - Hope you're having a great night. 446 00:30:43,224 --> 00:30:45,904 - It's pretty good. - So I need a car. 447 00:30:45,984 --> 00:30:49,063 - You got a vehicle in mind? - Anything, really. 448 00:30:49,143 --> 00:30:51,783 Well, due to your current ranking, 449 00:30:51,863 --> 00:30:54,623 you're restricted to our super saver fleet. 450 00:30:54,703 --> 00:30:57,582 - Yep. That's... Yeah. - I-Cruiser 2? 451 00:30:57,662 --> 00:30:59,662 They still have the 2? 452 00:31:11,061 --> 00:31:12,340 [ALARM BEEPS] 453 00:31:19,499 --> 00:31:22,179 [BEEPING] 454 00:31:23,419 --> 00:31:26,779 - [WOMAN SPEAKING DRIVER ALERT IN CZECH] - Oh, God. 455 00:31:26,859 --> 00:31:32,018 [WOMAN REPEATING DRIVER ALERT IN CZECH] 456 00:31:32,098 --> 00:31:33,378 [BEEP, WIPERS CREAKING] 457 00:31:33,458 --> 00:31:38,937 [WOMAN REPEATING DRIVER ALERT IN CZECH] 458 00:31:43,857 --> 00:31:46,376 - [MUSIC ON TV] - Oh, come on. 459 00:31:46,456 --> 00:31:48,176 Uh... 460 00:31:48,256 --> 00:31:52,056 [MEN SPEAKING CZECH ON TV] 461 00:31:52,136 --> 00:31:55,135 - [BEEPING] - Damn it! 462 00:31:55,935 --> 00:31:57,215 [LAUGHS] 463 00:31:57,295 --> 00:31:58,855 [SIGHS] 464 00:32:06,094 --> 00:32:08,454 [CZECH DIALOGUE CONTINUES] 465 00:32:11,413 --> 00:32:12,693 [ENGINE SPUTTERS] 466 00:32:12,773 --> 00:32:14,693 [ENGINE STARTS] 467 00:32:16,693 --> 00:32:21,132 The little girl, who when we were both five years old in art camp, 468 00:32:21,252 --> 00:32:25,171 [SOBS] started talking to me because she saw I was scared. 469 00:32:26,691 --> 00:32:30,051 The girl who helped me make Mr. Rags... 470 00:32:32,851 --> 00:32:37,690 Teardrop. Crowd goes wild. You can do this. 471 00:32:37,770 --> 00:32:40,210 - [RINGTONE PLAYS] - [WOMAN SPEAKING CZECH] 472 00:32:43,489 --> 00:32:47,529 - Sorry, okay, I swear I'm on my way. - [NAOMI] How far away are you? 473 00:32:48,249 --> 00:32:52,048 Uh... Quite a ways. I missed my flight. 474 00:32:52,128 --> 00:32:54,648 - What? - Well, not missed it but... 475 00:32:54,728 --> 00:32:56,568 So you're not gonna make the rehearsal dinner? 476 00:32:57,608 --> 00:32:58,927 - No. - Lacie! 477 00:32:59,007 --> 00:33:01,847 I am so sorry. It's been... [GROANS] 478 00:33:02,367 --> 00:33:04,807 I got a rental car. I'm driving. 479 00:33:04,887 --> 00:33:08,726 Driving? That's like nine hours. 480 00:33:08,806 --> 00:33:10,126 I'm making good time, 481 00:33:10,206 --> 00:33:13,646 gonna go through the night, make a road trip out of it. [LAUGHS] 482 00:33:13,726 --> 00:33:15,085 Is everything okay? 483 00:33:15,765 --> 00:33:17,845 I can find a replacement if something's wrong. 484 00:33:17,925 --> 00:33:20,845 No. No. No. I'll be there. I swear on Mr. Rags. 485 00:33:20,925 --> 00:33:22,325 Ha ha ha! 486 00:33:22,405 --> 00:33:24,444 Okay, just drive safe! 487 00:33:24,524 --> 00:33:26,124 - [GIRLS SQUEALING] - You bet. I'll just... 488 00:33:26,204 --> 00:33:27,324 [PHONE BEEPING] 489 00:33:32,123 --> 00:33:33,643 [PHONE BEEPS] 490 00:33:35,243 --> 00:33:36,643 Come on. 491 00:33:39,042 --> 00:33:40,162 Come on. 492 00:33:40,242 --> 00:33:41,522 Please. 493 00:33:43,362 --> 00:33:45,682 - [PHONE BEEPS] - [SIGHS] 494 00:33:48,161 --> 00:33:49,241 Okay. 495 00:34:06,959 --> 00:34:10,079 [YAWNS] 496 00:34:13,158 --> 00:34:15,918 [WOMAN SPEAKING CZECH] 497 00:34:15,998 --> 00:34:19,558 - What do you want? - [WOMAN SPEAKING CZECH] 498 00:34:19,638 --> 00:34:21,277 [BEEPING] 499 00:34:22,157 --> 00:34:24,237 [WOMAN SPEAKING CZECH] 500 00:34:24,316 --> 00:34:28,275 - Oh, shit. - [WOMAN'S SPEAKING TEMPO SLOWS] 501 00:35:00,433 --> 00:35:02,392 Hi. Sorry. 502 00:35:03,432 --> 00:35:05,752 [WOMAN MOANING] 503 00:35:07,072 --> 00:35:09,231 Your charger doesn't fit my car. 504 00:35:11,631 --> 00:35:14,871 - Don't see those around much these days. - It's a rental. 505 00:35:16,711 --> 00:35:20,910 Ours chargers are Q2Z, yours one's a K1. They didn't give you an adapter? 506 00:35:21,470 --> 00:35:24,670 No. Do you have one? 507 00:35:26,869 --> 00:35:30,429 - Not in here. Ask around. - Thanks, anyway. 508 00:35:30,509 --> 00:35:32,549 You're super helpful. 509 00:35:35,628 --> 00:35:36,748 [PHONE BEEPS] 510 00:35:38,988 --> 00:35:40,948 [PHONE BEEPS] 511 00:35:42,587 --> 00:35:44,067 [GASPS] 512 00:35:45,107 --> 00:35:46,347 Two stars?! 513 00:35:47,387 --> 00:35:48,627 Two stars? 514 00:35:48,707 --> 00:35:50,826 Wasn't a meaningful encounter. 515 00:35:54,426 --> 00:35:56,266 [LACIE] Sir, excuse me. 516 00:35:56,346 --> 00:35:58,026 Excuse me, sorry. 517 00:35:58,106 --> 00:36:01,785 Do you have a K1 adapter, by any chance? 518 00:36:02,905 --> 00:36:07,504 Ma'am, how about you, a K1 adapter, perhaps, in the trunk of your car? 519 00:36:08,704 --> 00:36:09,584 Sure. 520 00:36:11,424 --> 00:36:12,504 Great. 521 00:36:13,104 --> 00:36:17,223 Oh, ma'am, hi. Do you have a K1 adapter? 522 00:36:17,783 --> 00:36:20,543 I have a rental car. It's... 523 00:36:22,783 --> 00:36:24,782 [GRUNTING] 524 00:37:05,937 --> 00:37:10,337 - Slow down. Let's give her a ride. - [MAN] She's, like, 2.8. 525 00:37:11,097 --> 00:37:12,216 [PHONE BEEPS] 526 00:37:12,296 --> 00:37:13,536 Come on! 527 00:37:16,856 --> 00:37:18,656 [PHONE BEEPS] 528 00:37:20,655 --> 00:37:22,375 I didn't even do anything! 529 00:37:42,573 --> 00:37:44,773 You look like you need a ride. 530 00:37:46,012 --> 00:37:47,572 Um... 531 00:37:47,652 --> 00:37:50,452 Actually, I'm okay. 532 00:37:53,052 --> 00:37:58,091 Don't look it. Come on. I don't bite. 533 00:38:00,971 --> 00:38:05,410 Blue thermos is coffee, red's whiskey. Help yourself. 534 00:38:05,490 --> 00:38:07,330 I'm okay. Thanks. 535 00:38:08,370 --> 00:38:09,769 Where are you headed? 536 00:38:09,849 --> 00:38:14,649 Uh... Just as close as you can get to Port Mary would be great. [LAUGHS] 537 00:38:23,368 --> 00:38:26,167 Checking my feed for danger signs? 538 00:38:28,327 --> 00:38:33,247 I get it a lot. 1.4 gotta be an antisocial maniac, right? 539 00:38:34,047 --> 00:38:36,526 - You seem... - Normal? 540 00:38:36,606 --> 00:38:38,806 - Yeah. - Thank you. 541 00:38:40,406 --> 00:38:44,885 It took some effort. What happened to you? 542 00:38:45,405 --> 00:38:49,645 I mean, you're a 2.8, but you don't look 2.8. 543 00:38:49,725 --> 00:38:51,324 That's not... This is temporary. 544 00:38:51,404 --> 00:38:53,524 - I'm gonna turn it around. - Uh-huh. 545 00:38:53,604 --> 00:38:56,764 - I'm going to a wedding. Maid of honour. - Nice. 546 00:38:56,844 --> 00:38:58,404 Wanna hear my speech? 547 00:38:59,243 --> 00:39:00,203 No. 548 00:39:03,923 --> 00:39:06,203 So how come you're a 2.8? 549 00:39:06,283 --> 00:39:09,722 Well, I got marked down at the airport for yelling, 550 00:39:09,802 --> 00:39:12,402 and they put me on double damage. 551 00:39:12,482 --> 00:39:15,641 - How did it feel? - Awful. 552 00:39:16,521 --> 00:39:17,961 I meant the yelling. 553 00:39:19,681 --> 00:39:21,881 I don't know. I was mad. 554 00:39:22,761 --> 00:39:24,960 Look at where it got me. 555 00:39:26,240 --> 00:39:30,120 But as long as I get to the wedding, do the speech, 556 00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:32,599 they'll overlook the 2.8. I'm with the bride. 557 00:39:32,679 --> 00:39:34,679 And if I do well, well, they're all high fours 558 00:39:34,759 --> 00:39:35,959 so that velocitates my arc. 559 00:39:36,039 --> 00:39:39,639 And once they lift the point penalty, well, my average goes way up, 560 00:39:39,719 --> 00:39:42,278 and, yeah, it's gonna be okay. 561 00:39:45,518 --> 00:39:47,558 God, you remind me of me. 562 00:39:47,638 --> 00:39:50,077 - Hmm. - Not now. 563 00:39:51,957 --> 00:39:55,637 I was, uh... 4.6 once. 564 00:39:57,716 --> 00:40:00,436 - 4.6? - Used to live for it. 565 00:40:01,716 --> 00:40:04,036 All the work I put in... 566 00:40:06,915 --> 00:40:10,195 Eight years ago, Tom, my husband, got cancer. 567 00:40:10,275 --> 00:40:15,514 It was pancreatic. It was a real bitch. The symptoms showed up late. 568 00:40:16,554 --> 00:40:18,074 I'm so sorry. 569 00:40:19,274 --> 00:40:21,513 You don't know me so you're not really sorry. 570 00:40:21,593 --> 00:40:25,833 You're just mainly awkward cos I have sprung some cancer talk at you. 571 00:40:26,953 --> 00:40:29,392 Anyway, I five-starred every doctor, 572 00:40:29,472 --> 00:40:34,032 every nurse, every high-four consultant that we had. 573 00:40:34,112 --> 00:40:35,872 Ding. Ding. Ding. Thank you so much. 574 00:40:35,952 --> 00:40:38,671 The cancer didn't give a shit. It just kept growing. 575 00:40:39,751 --> 00:40:43,791 A couple of months in, we heard about this experimental treatment. 576 00:40:43,871 --> 00:40:47,550 It was very expensive. It was very exclusive. 577 00:40:48,590 --> 00:40:52,550 I did everything I could to get him a spot there. 578 00:40:53,869 --> 00:40:57,029 Tom was a 4.3. 579 00:40:58,989 --> 00:41:01,509 They gave his bed to a 4.4. 580 00:41:06,508 --> 00:41:10,667 So when he died I thought, fuck it. 581 00:41:12,387 --> 00:41:15,067 I started saying what I wanted, when I wanted. 582 00:41:15,147 --> 00:41:16,627 Just drop it out there. 583 00:41:17,707 --> 00:41:19,186 People don't always like that. 584 00:41:20,146 --> 00:41:23,466 It is incredible how fast you slip off the ladder 585 00:41:23,546 --> 00:41:25,226 when you start doing that. 586 00:41:25,306 --> 00:41:29,825 It turned out a lot of my friends didn't care for honesty. 587 00:41:31,905 --> 00:41:36,144 Treated me like I had taken a shit at their breakfast table. 588 00:41:36,224 --> 00:41:40,224 But, Jesus Christ, it felt good. 589 00:41:40,304 --> 00:41:42,784 Shedding those fuckers. 590 00:41:43,863 --> 00:41:46,543 It was like taking off tight shoes. 591 00:41:47,023 --> 00:41:50,223 - Maybe you should try it? - Oh, come on. [LAUGHS] 592 00:41:50,303 --> 00:41:51,582 Why not? 593 00:41:51,662 --> 00:41:56,302 I can't just kick off my shoes and walk the earth or whatever. 594 00:41:56,382 --> 00:41:59,741 - You won't know unless you try. - Oh, that's just... 595 00:42:02,101 --> 00:42:05,061 Look, you had something with your life, 596 00:42:05,141 --> 00:42:10,820 real things, good things, and you lost it all, and I'm sorry. 597 00:42:10,900 --> 00:42:15,460 So now you've got nothing left to lose. 598 00:42:15,540 --> 00:42:18,379 But I don't even have the something worth losing, not yet. 599 00:42:18,459 --> 00:42:21,899 You know, I mean, I'm still fighting for that. 600 00:42:23,739 --> 00:42:29,098 - And what is "that"? - I don't know. Enough. To be content? 601 00:42:30,178 --> 00:42:35,457 Like, to look around and think, well, I guess I'm okay. 602 00:42:36,217 --> 00:42:41,056 Just to be able to breathe out, not feeling like... like... 603 00:42:42,376 --> 00:42:48,416 Like just... And that is way off, like, way, way off. 604 00:42:48,496 --> 00:42:51,335 And until I get there, I have to play the numbers game. 605 00:42:51,975 --> 00:42:56,135 We all do, that's what we're in. That's how the fucking world works. 606 00:42:57,694 --> 00:43:02,174 Look, maybe you don't remember, you know, you're just too old to get it. 607 00:43:04,254 --> 00:43:06,253 I do not mean that how it sounds. 608 00:43:08,573 --> 00:43:11,293 Don't worry. I'm not voting you down. 609 00:43:36,010 --> 00:43:39,409 - Sweetheart. - [GASPS] What time is it? 610 00:43:39,489 --> 00:43:43,729 I'm heading east from here so I think you need to get yourself another ride. 611 00:43:43,809 --> 00:43:46,888 - Where are we? - About 30 miles from Port Mary. 612 00:43:46,968 --> 00:43:50,208 A lot of buses stop here so you should be fine. 613 00:43:50,288 --> 00:43:53,528 - Well, thank you. - Good luck with your speech. 614 00:43:53,608 --> 00:43:55,207 [LAUGHS] 615 00:43:56,127 --> 00:43:58,927 I put a little something in there for you. 616 00:43:59,007 --> 00:44:02,047 - You did? - Emergency escape hatch! 617 00:44:05,846 --> 00:44:06,766 Bye. 618 00:44:21,524 --> 00:44:24,804 [LACIE] In this world, we're all so caught up... 619 00:44:24,884 --> 00:44:27,043 - [DOOR OPENS] - ...in our own dramas. 620 00:44:27,123 --> 00:44:30,283 - [GIRL] So, Dad was like... - It's easy to forget what matters. 621 00:44:30,363 --> 00:44:31,563 [GIRL] He'd never even heard of the show. 622 00:44:31,643 --> 00:44:33,923 I'm like, "You never heard of Sea of Tranquillity?" 623 00:44:34,003 --> 00:44:36,642 Like, the number-one sci-fi fantasy, 624 00:44:36,722 --> 00:44:38,642 and he's all like, "What the fuck?" Whatever! 625 00:44:38,722 --> 00:44:40,882 I think I'm allergic to this purple. 626 00:44:40,962 --> 00:44:44,201 So I'm like, "Well, I'm going to Tranquillity Con in Port Mary. 627 00:44:44,281 --> 00:44:46,881 That's why I'm dressed like Lieutenant Duster." 628 00:44:46,961 --> 00:44:49,801 He's all like, "Uh... Port Mary is frickin' miles away." 629 00:44:49,881 --> 00:44:50,921 Yadda, yadda, yadda. 630 00:44:51,001 --> 00:44:55,800 - [TOILET FLUSHES] - He one-stars me. Like, thanks, Dad. 631 00:44:55,880 --> 00:44:59,280 - [GIRL 1] See you back on there. - [GIRL 2] Okay. 632 00:45:02,959 --> 00:45:06,879 Are you guys headed to Tranquillity Con? 633 00:45:06,959 --> 00:45:09,918 - You're into Sea of Tranquillity? - Totally. 634 00:45:09,998 --> 00:45:11,518 I was all set to go. 635 00:45:11,598 --> 00:45:17,317 My friend, who is there already, has my costume, but my car broke down. 636 00:45:17,997 --> 00:45:20,677 Well, there's some space in the RV. 637 00:45:29,636 --> 00:45:31,636 - Hi. - Hey! 638 00:45:31,716 --> 00:45:33,795 - You're a Trank head, huh? - Sorry? 639 00:45:33,875 --> 00:45:36,115 Trank head. Sea of Tranquillity fan? 640 00:45:36,195 --> 00:45:39,755 Oh, yeah. We say Tranksters where I'm from. 641 00:45:39,835 --> 00:45:43,394 - Who's your favourite character? - Gotta be Lieutenant Duster. 642 00:45:43,474 --> 00:45:45,234 - She's awesome. - She? 643 00:45:45,314 --> 00:45:47,514 He! I misspoke. 644 00:45:47,594 --> 00:45:50,273 Lieutenant Duster has no fixed gender. 645 00:45:50,353 --> 00:45:53,873 I know, and that's why it's so hard to remember, right? 646 00:45:53,953 --> 00:45:55,913 - [RINGTONE PLAYING] - Excuse me. Gotta get this. 647 00:45:55,993 --> 00:45:58,672 My friend, at the convention. [GIGGLES] 648 00:46:00,912 --> 00:46:02,752 Hi, Nay! [LAUGHS] 649 00:46:02,832 --> 00:46:08,111 So, oh, my God, insane night, but I am so close now. 650 00:46:08,191 --> 00:46:09,711 [NAOMI] Don't come. 651 00:46:09,791 --> 00:46:13,311 What? No. No. I'm, like, an hour away. 652 00:46:13,391 --> 00:46:15,350 Don't come. I don't want you here. 653 00:46:15,430 --> 00:46:18,950 I don't know what is up with you, but I cannot have a 2.6 at my wedding. 654 00:46:19,030 --> 00:46:22,309 Oh, no, that's temporary! That's temporary. 655 00:46:22,389 --> 00:46:24,629 Well, the wedding's today so... 656 00:46:24,709 --> 00:46:27,189 - But it doesn't change anything. - Lacie... 657 00:46:27,269 --> 00:46:29,389 - I can still do the same speech. - Lacie... 658 00:46:29,469 --> 00:46:32,708 - And there's Mr. Rags! - No! 659 00:46:32,788 --> 00:46:35,388 But... But you invited me. 660 00:46:35,468 --> 00:46:38,068 You've seen the guest list. They are all, like, 4.5 or above. 661 00:46:38,148 --> 00:46:41,507 They are going to freak at a 2.6, and I am not taking that kind of damage, 662 00:46:41,587 --> 00:46:44,227 plus I haven't dipped under a 4.7 in, like, six months. 663 00:46:45,787 --> 00:46:49,226 You said you wanted your oldest friend. 664 00:46:49,306 --> 00:46:52,386 When I asked you to speak, you were a 4.2, okay? 665 00:46:52,466 --> 00:46:55,785 And the authenticity of a vintage bond low four at a gathering of this calibre 666 00:46:55,865 --> 00:46:58,825 played fantastically on all the simulations we ran. 667 00:46:58,905 --> 00:47:01,105 Forecast was a prestige bounce of .2 minimum. 668 00:47:01,185 --> 00:47:04,704 But now you're a sub three. Sorry. 669 00:47:04,784 --> 00:47:06,424 That just puts the stink on things a little too much. 670 00:47:06,504 --> 00:47:08,624 That just plays badly for us. 671 00:47:08,704 --> 00:47:11,103 So it was just about numbers for you? 672 00:47:11,183 --> 00:47:14,263 Oh, cut the shit! It was numbers for both of us. 673 00:47:14,343 --> 00:47:16,223 You wanted those primo votes, don't deny it. 674 00:47:16,303 --> 00:47:19,302 It's not like you could get them on your own. Let's not kid ourselves. 675 00:47:19,382 --> 00:47:21,742 Oh, I'm... I'm getting those votes. 676 00:47:21,822 --> 00:47:25,102 What? You're just gonna roll up here and make people like you? 677 00:47:25,182 --> 00:47:29,781 - That's right. I'm doing my speech. - No, you're not. 678 00:47:29,861 --> 00:47:34,221 Yes, I am. And they are gonna vote me through the roof when they hear it. 679 00:47:34,301 --> 00:47:39,300 - Weep their fucking eyes out! - Go home! 680 00:47:39,380 --> 00:47:42,340 - [PHONE BEEPING] - Hello? 681 00:47:42,420 --> 00:47:44,979 [SIGHS] Fuck! 682 00:47:47,699 --> 00:47:50,819 I have never seen your stupid fucking show. 683 00:47:51,419 --> 00:47:52,578 [TYRES SCREECH] 684 00:47:56,578 --> 00:47:59,218 [SHOUTS] Hope they cancel it! 685 00:48:10,416 --> 00:48:12,816 - [HORN HONKS] - I need a ride! 686 00:48:13,816 --> 00:48:15,336 [SHOUTS] 687 00:48:15,416 --> 00:48:18,055 - [PHONE BEEPING] - Fuck! 688 00:48:21,695 --> 00:48:23,175 Jesus! 689 00:48:26,774 --> 00:48:28,454 [ENGINE ROARS] 690 00:48:39,093 --> 00:48:41,253 Hey! Hey! 691 00:48:41,852 --> 00:48:42,892 Hey! 692 00:48:44,852 --> 00:48:47,252 - Can I borrow your bike? - What? 693 00:48:47,332 --> 00:48:50,451 Can I borrow your bike? 694 00:48:50,531 --> 00:48:55,451 Do you, Naomi Jayne Blestow, take this man to be your husband, 695 00:48:55,531 --> 00:48:58,450 to live together with him in the covenant of marriage? 696 00:48:59,370 --> 00:49:01,410 To love him, comfort him, 697 00:49:01,490 --> 00:49:05,090 honour and keep him, in sickness and in health... 698 00:49:05,170 --> 00:49:08,569 and forsaking all others, be faithful unto him... 699 00:49:18,048 --> 00:49:20,528 [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] 700 00:49:35,606 --> 00:49:37,726 [INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER] 701 00:49:42,485 --> 00:49:43,725 [REVS ENGINE] 702 00:49:50,724 --> 00:49:52,124 [SCREAMS] 703 00:50:11,082 --> 00:50:13,281 [APPLAUSE] 704 00:50:13,361 --> 00:50:16,401 To my best mate, Anthony. Let's hear it for him. 705 00:50:16,481 --> 00:50:18,001 [CHEERING] 706 00:50:18,081 --> 00:50:21,480 You've been there from day one. I love you, man. I appreciate you. 707 00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:25,040 Hilarious speech, by the way. By your standards. 708 00:50:25,120 --> 00:50:26,360 [LAUGHTER] 709 00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:29,279 - Pow! Pow! Pow! - Oh! Oh! Oh! [LAUGHS] 710 00:50:29,359 --> 00:50:32,959 [PAUL] He's still got a few bullets left. Oh, man. 711 00:50:33,039 --> 00:50:35,079 Oh, gosh, well, um... 712 00:50:37,798 --> 00:50:39,238 [GASPS] Shit! 713 00:50:39,798 --> 00:50:43,718 [PAUL] We have so many people to thank. Our beautiful bridesmaids. 714 00:50:43,798 --> 00:50:45,597 - [CHEERING] - But, of course, 715 00:50:45,677 --> 00:50:50,677 my most heartfelt thanks, my warmest thanks, 716 00:50:50,757 --> 00:50:54,036 are to someone who's my best friend, 717 00:50:55,316 --> 00:51:02,155 my lover and now, I'm honoured to say, my wife. 718 00:51:02,235 --> 00:51:04,755 - Naomi! - [CHEERING AND WHOOPING] 719 00:51:06,995 --> 00:51:12,074 - [CHEERING] - [PAUL] One, two, three! Naomi! 720 00:51:13,554 --> 00:51:16,354 - [MAN] The A Team! - [PHONE BEEPS] 721 00:51:16,434 --> 00:51:17,793 I love you so much, darl. 722 00:51:17,873 --> 00:51:19,393 Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo! 723 00:51:19,473 --> 00:51:21,433 [MAN] Congratulations, sir. 724 00:51:21,513 --> 00:51:23,313 - Thank you. - No, thank you. 725 00:51:23,393 --> 00:51:25,472 - [WHOOPING] - Get over here! 726 00:51:25,552 --> 00:51:27,072 Get your ass over here. 727 00:51:27,152 --> 00:51:29,752 - Get in here, big boy. - [PHONES BEEP] 728 00:51:29,832 --> 00:51:31,872 - You're beautiful! - [CHEERING] 729 00:51:33,831 --> 00:51:36,751 Yeah! Gimme five! Good choice! 730 00:51:36,831 --> 00:51:39,231 You fucking earned it, man. You fucking earned it. 731 00:51:40,751 --> 00:51:41,990 [GIGGLES NERVOUSLY] 732 00:51:43,630 --> 00:51:45,390 Everybody, hello! 733 00:51:45,470 --> 00:51:47,510 - Oh, my God. - I love you. 734 00:51:51,509 --> 00:51:55,309 Can everyone be quiet for a moment? 735 00:51:57,429 --> 00:51:59,028 Thank you. [GIGGLES] 736 00:52:00,388 --> 00:52:02,508 - Get rid of her. - That would play awful. 737 00:52:02,588 --> 00:52:03,828 She's a fucking 1.1. 738 00:52:03,908 --> 00:52:09,267 Now for those of you who don't know me, which is... all of you... 739 00:52:09,347 --> 00:52:13,307 my name is Lacie Pound 740 00:52:13,387 --> 00:52:17,226 and, believe it or not, I am one of Naomi's oldest friends. 741 00:52:17,826 --> 00:52:19,946 Hi, Nay-Nay! 742 00:52:21,226 --> 00:52:24,265 It's great to meet you too, Paul. I've heard a lot about you. 743 00:52:24,345 --> 00:52:26,145 He's a pretty big deal, that Paul. 744 00:52:26,225 --> 00:52:28,625 - Pretty big deal. - [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS] 745 00:52:28,705 --> 00:52:32,344 He makes his own tapenade! Yeah. 746 00:52:32,424 --> 00:52:34,424 [LAUGHS] Uh... 747 00:52:36,704 --> 00:52:38,904 Anyway, um... I... 748 00:52:40,583 --> 00:52:44,983 have looked up to Naomi pretty much my entire life. 749 00:52:45,063 --> 00:52:46,943 We met when we were five years old, 750 00:52:47,023 --> 00:52:51,182 and right up through to our teenage years, we made quite the pair. 751 00:52:51,902 --> 00:52:54,142 We'd talk about all the things girls talk about, 752 00:52:54,222 --> 00:53:00,501 you know, boys, hair, products, uh... more boys. [LAUGHS] 753 00:53:00,581 --> 00:53:04,140 I mean, I tried sometimes to expand our range a little 754 00:53:04,220 --> 00:53:08,900 and talk about climate change, but she found that kind of boring so... 755 00:53:09,540 --> 00:53:10,900 Go on. 756 00:53:10,980 --> 00:53:13,819 She was probably right. I mean, fuck the planet, right? 757 00:53:13,899 --> 00:53:15,419 Whoo! 758 00:53:15,499 --> 00:53:19,939 Yes, thank you! Come on. Let's have a little fun here. 759 00:53:20,019 --> 00:53:22,538 You know, fuck the planet! [LAUGHS] 760 00:53:22,618 --> 00:53:25,018 - [SHOUTS] Fuck the planet! - [FEEDBACK] 761 00:53:25,098 --> 00:53:26,578 [CROCKERY RATTLES] 762 00:53:27,898 --> 00:53:29,857 - [PHONE BEEPS] - Anyway... 763 00:53:30,937 --> 00:53:37,896 I... looked up to Naomi pretty much my entire life, 764 00:53:37,976 --> 00:53:43,256 which meant she was looking down on me. 765 00:53:44,136 --> 00:53:47,095 Always with a smile though. [LAUGHS] 766 00:53:47,175 --> 00:53:51,735 In high school, she was my shoulder to cry on. 767 00:53:51,815 --> 00:53:57,094 She seemed to enjoy that. Guys and me never worked out. 768 00:53:57,174 --> 00:54:01,733 They'd see Naomi and just... Whoo! You know, that was it. 769 00:54:02,613 --> 00:54:08,453 She had this tight ass, 770 00:54:08,533 --> 00:54:11,652 like two fists. 771 00:54:11,732 --> 00:54:13,412 Uh-huh. 772 00:54:13,492 --> 00:54:16,532 [GIGGLES] I was all like... 773 00:54:16,612 --> 00:54:18,731 [GIGGLES] 774 00:54:20,171 --> 00:54:22,651 I was like... 775 00:54:22,731 --> 00:54:24,571 through the hallways in high school. 776 00:54:25,970 --> 00:54:28,130 [CACKLING] 777 00:54:29,810 --> 00:54:31,410 [PHONES BEEP] 778 00:54:35,969 --> 00:54:37,809 [CRIES] 779 00:54:42,968 --> 00:54:44,688 And she was there for me. 780 00:54:47,128 --> 00:54:48,568 Holding my hair back... 781 00:54:50,208 --> 00:54:55,447 as I knelt, vomiting, in front of the crapper. 782 00:55:00,046 --> 00:55:03,526 Thank you for that, Naomi. 783 00:55:06,566 --> 00:55:08,445 I always wished I was you. 784 00:55:10,725 --> 00:55:12,005 And... 785 00:55:12,965 --> 00:55:15,324 I guess that's why you kept me around so long? 786 00:55:18,524 --> 00:55:21,484 Until you got your new job 787 00:55:21,564 --> 00:55:26,523 and your fancy new friends. 788 00:55:28,483 --> 00:55:30,843 And that... 789 00:55:30,923 --> 00:55:32,722 [LAUGHS] 790 00:55:32,802 --> 00:55:35,922 ...fucking... jackhole! 791 00:55:36,842 --> 00:55:40,201 And you didn't need me. You probably got another me. 792 00:55:40,281 --> 00:55:45,641 Guess there's some other "yeth Beth" you moved on to like a succubus. 793 00:55:45,721 --> 00:55:48,480 - [PHONES BEEPING] - I'm getting to Mr. Rags, okay? Jesus! 794 00:55:49,320 --> 00:55:52,240 - [CROWD GASPS] - Stay back. 795 00:55:53,720 --> 00:55:56,719 Stay the fuck back! I'll kill him! 796 00:55:56,799 --> 00:55:58,639 I'll cut his head off and stick it up my ass! 797 00:55:58,719 --> 00:55:59,959 [GASPS] 798 00:56:01,039 --> 00:56:03,479 [GASPS] Time's nearly up! 799 00:56:03,559 --> 00:56:04,678 - Hey! Calm down. - I... 800 00:56:04,758 --> 00:56:09,758 I just wanted to say, in this world so caught up in our own shit, 801 00:56:09,838 --> 00:56:13,237 - let's not forget what matters. - It's okay. It's okay. 802 00:56:13,917 --> 00:56:19,797 Happiness, fucking Paul and Naomi, and she's... 803 00:56:20,277 --> 00:56:24,396 She... She fucked Greg! 804 00:56:26,156 --> 00:56:27,916 I know she did. 805 00:56:28,996 --> 00:56:31,875 - I know you did. - No... 806 00:56:31,955 --> 00:56:34,235 Don't even try to deny... 807 00:56:34,315 --> 00:56:36,635 - [SCREAMS] - [FEEDBACK SCREECHES] 808 00:56:36,715 --> 00:56:42,074 The little girl who, when we were just five-years-old in art camp, 809 00:56:42,154 --> 00:56:45,833 started talking to me because she saw I was scared 810 00:56:46,513 --> 00:56:48,953 and helped me make Mr. Rags. 811 00:56:49,033 --> 00:56:54,552 He reminds me of you and what you meant to me then! 812 00:56:54,632 --> 00:56:58,192 [CRIES] And I'm so honoured to be here to see this shit! 813 00:56:59,112 --> 00:57:04,311 [SCREAMS] I love you, Nay-Nay! I've always loved you! 814 00:57:05,351 --> 00:57:07,671 I love you! 815 00:57:08,911 --> 00:57:09,991 [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING] 816 00:57:25,149 --> 00:57:27,468 [WHIRRING] 817 00:58:38,500 --> 00:58:41,299 [BREATHES DEEPLY] 818 00:59:19,055 --> 00:59:20,775 [SOBS] 819 00:59:20,855 --> 00:59:22,254 [LAUGHS] 820 00:59:52,851 --> 00:59:54,650 What the fuck are you looking at? 821 00:59:54,730 --> 00:59:56,770 Just what I was wondering. 822 00:59:57,330 --> 00:59:58,050 Well... 823 01:00:00,010 --> 01:00:00,930 Don't! 824 01:00:01,690 --> 01:00:04,649 Don't? Don't wonder? 825 01:00:04,729 --> 01:00:05,889 Uh-huh. 826 01:00:06,489 --> 01:00:11,608 - It would be a dull world without wonder. - I don't give a shit about your world. 827 01:00:12,448 --> 01:00:14,368 I don't like your brassiere. 828 01:00:17,768 --> 01:00:19,247 I don't like your moustache. 829 01:00:20,647 --> 01:00:22,447 I don't like your aura. 830 01:00:22,527 --> 01:00:24,767 - My aura? - Yeah. 831 01:00:26,487 --> 01:00:30,286 I don't like your... head. 832 01:00:30,366 --> 01:00:33,046 Your entire head is just ridiculous to me. 833 01:00:33,126 --> 01:00:34,286 Really? 834 01:00:34,366 --> 01:00:40,165 You look like an alcoholic former weatherman. 835 01:00:40,245 --> 01:00:42,725 You sound like a lost little lamb 836 01:00:42,805 --> 01:00:45,284 that just got told there's no Santa Claus. 837 01:00:46,524 --> 01:00:49,244 What sort of cartoon character did your mum have to fuck 838 01:00:49,324 --> 01:00:50,924 to brew you up in the womb? 839 01:00:51,004 --> 01:00:52,683 At least I look like I was born, 840 01:00:52,763 --> 01:00:57,243 not shit out by some tormented cow creature in an underground lab. 841 01:00:57,323 --> 01:00:59,003 You got tossed out of that lab. 842 01:00:59,083 --> 01:01:01,562 - Oh, yeah? - Oh, yeah, flushed out. 843 01:01:01,642 --> 01:01:04,482 - Ooh! - In the trash! 844 01:01:04,562 --> 01:01:08,121 - Your face is a fucking... - Fucking. 845 01:01:08,201 --> 01:01:12,081 Fucking biological car crash 846 01:01:12,161 --> 01:01:14,161 that made Picasso screw his eyes up and say, 847 01:01:14,241 --> 01:01:15,721 "Well, that just don't make sense." 848 01:01:15,801 --> 01:01:17,520 [LAUGHS] 849 01:01:17,600 --> 01:01:20,200 - You're a fucking asshole. - Fuck you! 850 01:01:20,280 --> 01:01:22,960 - Fuck you next Wednesday. - Fuck you for Christmas! 851 01:01:23,040 --> 01:01:27,879 - Fuck you! - Fuck you! 69561

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