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- Hey, Lacie!
- Hey!
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Ryan?
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Ryan!
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- I was holding a bomb!
- Come on!
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Sorry, guys.
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Landlord is sending buyers over today
so... put your pants on.
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Maybe if I don't,
it'll scare 'em off and we can stay here.
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Not an option, Ryan.
Lease is up in four weeks.
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Hey, I'm thinking of you.
I've got somewhere to go.
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Nate's roommate took a job in Phoenix
so I get his place.
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- Okay.
- Now who's the slow poke?
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I'm... seeing some places over lunch.
Catch you later.
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Sorry, that was my sister.
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Yeah. Yeah, I bet you'd love to.
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Jasmine tea?
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And that's one Brushed Suede.
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You want a cookie with that?
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- It's on the house.
- Sounds awesome.
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- See you tomorrow, JJ.
- See you, Lacie.
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Oh, I saw your boy
in the fire hat just now! So cute!
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Yeah, he's really something.
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Hmm.
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Hey, Lacie!
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- Bets, it's great to see you!
- You too.
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How's Pancakes?
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He's hilarious.
Such a funny cat. Just the best.
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- Are you still at Hoddicker?
- Mm-hmm.
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- Yeah. It's going pretty great.
- Good to hear.
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- So what brings you back here?
- New job, first day.
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- First day?
- At Blankman-Harper.
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Whoa! Top floor! That's...
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- Well, good luck.
- I know, right?
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It's great you're still happy
at Hoddicker.
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- Well, maybe not forever.
- No, not forever.
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- But for now...
- It's OK for now.
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It's great for now, yes. Yes, it is.
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Lacie, I got you a smoothie.
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Got one for everyone, actually.
Still a bunch of them for grabs.
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They're from the organic stall
at the farmers' market.
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Sure. Okay.
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Mmm!
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Thank you. Thank you.
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We're kind of not talking to Ches.
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- 3.1? What happened?
- Him and Gordon split up.
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Oh...
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- Poor Ches.
- No, no, no, we're all on Gordon's side.
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Sure! Obviously.
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Ches is kissing ass.
Trying to scrape himself back.
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Of course, if it drops below two-five,
then it's... bye-bye.
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Hello?
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- Yo, they're taking it.
- Who?
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The couple the landlord sent over.
I heard them talking.
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Okay.
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So,
now we move into the light space area.
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Ideal for special times with loved ones.
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- Great food, great company.
- Mm-hmm!
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Whoa!
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Sampled your photo stream to make her.
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Great hair!
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Styled free of charge
at the members' salon.
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Oh, my God.
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It's hilarious!
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You like him?
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- He's okay.
- He doesn't come with the apartment.
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But there is a bar and restaurant
on site, tenants only.
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We have unparalleled metrics
on romantic geneses.
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Uh-huh.
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I gotta say,
these places are going like "that."
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- So don't delay if you're interested.
- Oh, I'm more than interested.
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Standard occupancy
on a minimum six-month contract,
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we're talking... this much.
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- How often are the payments?
- That's weekly.
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Okay.
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- A little more than expected?
- Yeah.
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There's options.
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You know our Prime Influencers Programme?
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- Do I qualify for that?
- No. No, you don't.
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We'd need you around a 4.5.
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4.5?
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Hit 4.5 and there's a 20% discount.
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- 4.5.
- That's right.
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Pelican Cove? What is this?
A eugenics programme?
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- A lifestyle community.
- No one is this happy.
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A two-year-old with a fucking balloon
isn't this happy.
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It's actually a pretty cool place.
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Like you'd even qualify.
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There's nothing I can do, sir.
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Well, it's not hopeless,
you're clearly a tryer.
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That's the sense you get just from... me?
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From your rep report analytics.
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If we drill down into the numbers,
you've got a solid popularity arc here.
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Strong overall trajectory.
Let's just look at the last 24 hours.
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You see, even...
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What's that? 8:40 a.m.
You're working hard on your socials.
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- Great little uptake there.
- Okay.
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Couple of minor dings there.
You cut someone off in traffic?
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Oh, just a workplace thing.
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Okay.
Let's check on your sphere of influence.
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Let me zoom out here.
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Great peripherals.
Strangers like you, that's a plus.
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- Healthy inner circle. It's good.
- Thank you.
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There's a ways to go,
but 4.5 is certainly achievable.
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How long do you think?
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- To hit 4.5?
- Mm-hmm.
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Well, barring a major setback,
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a public disgrace kind of deal,
I'd say 18 months or so.
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Oh, I need more short term.
Like... much more.
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Then you'll need a boost.
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- What kind of a boost?
- Well...
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Most of your interactions are confined
to your inner circle
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and they're largely, pardon the term,
mid-to low-range folks.
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Same with your outer circle.
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You've got a ton of reciprocal five stars
from service industry workers,
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but there's not much else.
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At least as far as I can see.
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So in terms of quality,
you could use a punch up right there.
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Ideally,
that's up votes from quality people.
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- Quality people?
- High fours.
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Impress those up-scale folks,
you'll gain velocity on your arc
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and there's your boost.
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- Oh, hi, JJ!
- Hey, Lacie!
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- Keith! Hello.
- Lacie!
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- You look great today.
- Thank you!
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- Door won't open. I'm on 2.4.
- Sorry, Ches. I'm late.
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I just need some stars, please!
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Fuck!
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- Oh, hi!
- Hi!
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- How's it going at Blankman?
- Just great.
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- Well, I bet you work... good there.
- Thank you.
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Would you like a croissant?
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They gave me an extra at the coffee place.
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- Oh, no, I already ate.
- Okay, sure. All good. Yes.
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Yeah.
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Well, here's me, so...
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{\an8}Don't try too hard.
It's impossible to respect.
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{\an8}High fours can smell it a mile off.
Just be you.
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Authentic gestures, that's the key.
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- That's time up, I'll catch you later.
- Oh, could I just ask...
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..."Mr. Rags."
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Shit!
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- What the fuck is that?
- Tapenade. Want some?
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Who even are you?
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It's just something I wanna eat, Ryan.
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Oh, my God.
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- What is it?
- Naomi!
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Shit!
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Old school, el perfecto Naomi?
You guys keep in contact?
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Ryan, just go! Go!
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{\an8}- Oh, my God!
- Nay-Nay, how are you?
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I was just fixing myself a snack.
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{\an8}Oh, Lace, could I just say
I am so happy to see your face?
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- Me too. It's been...
- Too long.
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- Way too long.
- And that's my fault.
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- No, it's mine. Everything is just so...
- Everything's just so...
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Crazy! Oh, it's so good to see you.
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{\an8}When you posted that Mr. Rags photo...
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{\an8}I know, Mr. Rags!
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{\an8}I just had to call
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{\an8}and talk to you because...
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{\an8}Whoo-hoo!
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Wow! That's a... big ring!
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Congratulations! Who's the, um... Paul?
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{\an8}He is great. So smart. Just sweet.
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{\an8}I know you're gonna love him.
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{\an8}Uh-huh.
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{\an8}So, anyways, the big day...
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{\an8}Yes, when is it?
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{\an8}So, we're getting married in a month
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{\an8}on his family's estate
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{\an8}up here on the island.
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{\an8}This place outside Port Mary, Honeysuckle.
You heard of it?
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{\an8}No, but...
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{\an8}Well, it's a private island.
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Take a looooook!
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{\an8}Oh, wow! That is...
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{\an8}I know, right? So... can you make it?
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Are you kidding? Of course.
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{\an8}Great, cool, cos I was wondering if...
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{\an8}Lace, do you think...
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{\an8}Would you be my maid of honour?
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Seriously?
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Oh, my God.
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I mean, you've got such cool friends now.
Are you sure?
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Remember when we used to plan our
dream weddings when we were, like, 11?
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- I know but we haven't s...
- I don't know, just seeing Mr. Rags...
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All the memories.
It just brought things home.
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Oh, Nay-Nay.
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I know we haven't kept in touch
as much as I'd have liked
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and that is totally my fault,
but this is a big day.
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A big life day and I want my oldest
friend with me, my oldest friend.
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I want you by my side.
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Oh, my God. Thank you.
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{\an8}What do I have to...
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{\an8}Not much to it. A speech, mainly.
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{\an8}Speech? Of course!
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Mm-hmm. How big's the crowd?
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Oh, my gosh, like... hundreds!
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{\an8}It's a crazy guest list. I'll send it now.
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{\an8}Paul's invited so many,
I don't want to call them big deals,
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{\an8}but they're all, like,
4.7 or above.
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Uh-huh.
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Nay-Nay, I will not let you down.
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{\an8}Don't sweat too much!
Just talk about old memories.
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- Sure.
- How we were, any old things.
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- Gotcha.
- I'll ping you some anecdotes.
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- That would be great.
- And what's your dress size?
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{\an8}Oh, um...
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{\an8}I'll tell you what,
I'll just send you a four.
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- Perfect.
- We got matching bridesmaids dresses.
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{\an8}Well, anyway...
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{\an8}Love you, Lay.
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You too, Nay-Nay!
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Oh!
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Bye.
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What was that? The F-word?
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You two pussy pals now?
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Shut up.
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- She was always mean to you.
- No, she wasn't.
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- She had that rhyme about you.
- That was a game.
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- What about when she cut your hair?
- I asked her to.
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She fucked Greg.
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She... did not fuck Greg.
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She looked hot. I'll give her that.
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Okay.
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Impressive.
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- Uh-huh. Jesus. Yeah, that'd do it.
- Mm-hmm.
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Pelican Cove.
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Carole, it's Lacie. Saw the
place yesterday. I wanna take it.
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That's fantastic!
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Uh... Oh, I see you're still on a 4.2.
Is that, um...
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Yep, I'm on it,
just gonna transfer the deposit now.
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- Well, okay.
- Yes!
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In this world,
we're all so caught up in our own heads.
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It's easy to lose sight of what's real.
What matters.
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But as I stand here today...
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seeing the joy Paul has brought
to Naomi's life,
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I know she's someone
who truly matters to me.
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Nay-Nay,
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the little girl who, when we were just
five-years-old in art camp,
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started talking to me
because she saw I was scared.
241
00:22:41,163 --> 00:22:47,162
- The girl who helped me make Mr. Rags.
- I still have him.
242
00:22:48,442 --> 00:22:50,402
He sits on my desk and...
243
00:22:51,641 --> 00:22:55,121
every day, he reminds me of Nay-Nay.
244
00:22:57,281 --> 00:23:00,880
What she meant to me then and now.
245
00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:06,080
I am so honored to be here
246
00:23:07,519 --> 00:23:13,239
and I wish you all the happiness
this stupid world can muster.
247
00:23:15,958 --> 00:23:18,158
I love you, Nay-Nay.
248
00:23:19,958 --> 00:23:21,438
Is the tear too much?
249
00:23:22,398 --> 00:23:25,357
You fucking sociopath.
250
00:23:25,437 --> 00:23:30,437
- Ryan, my car's here. Was it too much?
- What, the tear, the photo, Mr. Rags?
251
00:23:30,517 --> 00:23:32,396
I do keep him on my desk.
252
00:23:32,476 --> 00:23:35,316
There's sugary
and then there's fucking diabetes.
253
00:23:35,396 --> 00:23:38,196
I just wanna make her happy
on her wedding day.
254
00:23:38,276 --> 00:23:41,195
The captive audience of 4-point holies
five-starring your ass off,
255
00:23:41,275 --> 00:23:42,355
that's just a bonus.
256
00:23:42,435 --> 00:23:45,715
- Naomi and I were best friends.
- Come on...
257
00:23:45,795 --> 00:23:48,674
I wish her well
and wanna express it the best I can.
258
00:23:48,754 --> 00:23:51,194
And, yeah, if I nail a speech
and get five-starred
259
00:23:51,274 --> 00:23:53,674
by hundreds of primes, so what?
It's a win-win.
260
00:23:53,754 --> 00:23:57,593
What are you hoping for? Like, 4.3, 4.4?
261
00:23:57,673 --> 00:24:00,673
Unh-unh.
You get points from your gaming buddies.
262
00:24:00,753 --> 00:24:03,353
It's the same thing.
Don't shit on me for aiming higher.
263
00:24:03,433 --> 00:24:04,672
Pelican Cove higher?
264
00:24:04,752 --> 00:24:07,592
What's wrong with Pelican Cove?
They're great apartments!
265
00:24:07,672 --> 00:24:10,592
They are fake-smile jail cells.
266
00:24:10,672 --> 00:24:12,711
Great. Car cancelled.
267
00:24:13,151 --> 00:24:16,551
And he marked me down so now I have
to book another, and I took a ding.
268
00:24:16,631 --> 00:24:20,271
- Great job.
- I am sorry, but I miss the normal you.
269
00:24:20,351 --> 00:24:24,390
Before this obsession,
when we had conversations, remember?
270
00:24:24,470 --> 00:24:25,470
I need my charger.
271
00:24:25,550 --> 00:24:29,989
This whole ranking thing,
just comparing yourself to people who...
272
00:24:30,069 --> 00:24:33,229
- Have you seen my charger?
- ...only pretend to be happy.
273
00:24:33,309 --> 00:24:36,069
I said don't borrow this!
274
00:24:36,629 --> 00:24:40,268
High fours like Naomi,
I bet they're suicidal on the inside.
275
00:24:40,348 --> 00:24:41,988
My car is here. Again.
276
00:24:42,068 --> 00:24:44,188
Your Pelican Cove deposit,
is it refundable?
277
00:24:44,268 --> 00:24:45,667
Like, what if this doesn't work?
278
00:24:45,747 --> 00:24:48,707
- Can't you just stay out of my shit?
- You're my sister!
279
00:24:48,787 --> 00:24:51,547
Yes! And if you cared about that,
maybe you would've noticed
280
00:24:51,627 --> 00:24:55,546
living with you hasn't been
one big rainbow sandwich for me.
281
00:24:56,506 --> 00:24:59,226
Do you know why
I never brought any guys back here?
282
00:24:59,306 --> 00:25:02,785
Because I didn't want them
to know I was sharing a skanky-ass cave
283
00:25:02,865 --> 00:25:05,905
with Mr. Three Point Fuck.
284
00:25:07,665 --> 00:25:09,345
Good luck with your performance!
285
00:25:40,341 --> 00:25:45,380
Oh, hi, hi! I'm coming. I'm coming.
286
00:25:46,540 --> 00:25:48,860
- Jesus Christ!
- Oh, I'm so sorry.
287
00:25:48,940 --> 00:25:50,980
That's great. Just great.
288
00:25:57,379 --> 00:25:59,059
Oh... Hi.
289
00:26:09,537 --> 00:26:12,217
Nay-Nay!
290
00:26:12,297 --> 00:26:14,337
Hey, Lace! Just checking in.
291
00:26:14,417 --> 00:26:17,536
I'm on my way to the airport right now.
292
00:26:17,616 --> 00:26:19,896
Okay, cool, and you're all good
for the rehearsal dinner?
293
00:26:19,976 --> 00:26:24,775
Oh, yeah. The flight's, what, an hour?
That restaurant looks so cool.
294
00:26:24,855 --> 00:26:28,695
- Uh-huh. And you got the dress okay?
- Mm-hmm. In my case.
295
00:26:28,775 --> 00:26:30,055
- I love the pink.
- Uh-huh.
296
00:26:30,135 --> 00:26:34,134
{\an8}So the latest draft
of the speech is great.
297
00:26:34,214 --> 00:26:36,174
Going handwritten's so cool.
298
00:26:36,254 --> 00:26:39,814
Those scans of the page,
my God, I welled up just at that.
299
00:26:39,894 --> 00:26:43,413
- Oh, thank you!
- Um... just one thought.
300
00:26:44,013 --> 00:26:46,493
That whole bit where I help you
with the eating disorder thing...
301
00:26:46,573 --> 00:26:48,732
- You think that's a little...
- A little over-sharing, yeah.
302
00:26:48,812 --> 00:26:50,772
You're so right. It's gone.
303
00:26:50,852 --> 00:26:53,732
Okay. Cool.
Well, I'll see you in a few hours!
304
00:26:53,812 --> 00:26:55,692
♪ I'm getting married tomorrow ♪
305
00:27:08,930 --> 00:27:13,729
And here's your tip. Thank you.
306
00:27:15,729 --> 00:27:17,529
Oh, come on.
307
00:27:18,569 --> 00:27:21,009
May I have your attention, please...
308
00:27:28,928 --> 00:27:32,127
- Hi there, how are you doing?
- I am wonderful.
309
00:27:34,807 --> 00:27:37,767
I am so sorry, that flight is cancelled.
310
00:27:38,566 --> 00:27:42,206
- No. No, no, no.
- Customer incident at the other end.
311
00:27:42,846 --> 00:27:45,606
But... So when is the next flight?
312
00:27:45,686 --> 00:27:48,685
Yeah, they're all kind of full.
313
00:27:48,765 --> 00:27:52,365
Uh... I booked this weeks ago.
It's my best friend's wedding.
314
00:27:52,445 --> 00:27:54,524
- I'm sorry.
- I have to get there. I have to.
315
00:27:54,604 --> 00:27:56,444
Okay... let's see what we can do.
316
00:27:56,524 --> 00:27:58,564
Thank you. Thank you so much.
317
00:28:05,563 --> 00:28:08,163
I see there's one standby seat
on another plane leaving tonight.
318
00:28:08,243 --> 00:28:09,843
Uh...
319
00:28:10,802 --> 00:28:13,442
That's reserved for members
of our Prime Flight Programme.
320
00:28:13,522 --> 00:28:15,442
You gotta be a 4.2 or over to qualify.
321
00:28:15,522 --> 00:28:17,802
- Oh, I'm... I'm a 4.2.
- Uh-huh.
322
00:28:17,882 --> 00:28:20,961
I'm afraid you're actually a 4.183.
323
00:28:24,161 --> 00:28:27,240
Oh. Well, that's not my fault. Um...
324
00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:29,880
Some woman dinged me down in the...
Can't you just...
325
00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:32,400
I'm sorry, it won't let me book it
without the correct ranking.
326
00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:34,520
- But it's so close.
- There's just nothing I can do.
327
00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:36,279
- Christ, I mean, surely.
- I'm gonna have to ask you
328
00:28:36,359 --> 00:28:38,359
to moderate your language there.
329
00:28:38,439 --> 00:28:39,759
Sorry. It's just...
330
00:28:41,719 --> 00:28:45,718
I'm maid of honour.
I cannot miss this wedding.
331
00:28:45,798 --> 00:28:48,718
And I am so sorry about that.
332
00:28:51,877 --> 00:28:53,557
- Can you call the supervisor?
- I cannot do that.
333
00:28:53,637 --> 00:28:55,197
- Can you just call the supervisor?
- I cannot do that.
334
00:28:55,277 --> 00:28:57,117
- Call the fucking supervisor!
- Okay, that's profanity.
335
00:28:57,197 --> 00:28:59,797
- We're zero tolerance on profanity.
- I'm sorry. It's just...
336
00:28:59,876 --> 00:29:02,116
- I have to serve the next customer.
- No, no, no, no.
337
00:29:02,196 --> 00:29:05,316
- Can you step away, ma'am?
- God, just fucking help me!
338
00:29:05,396 --> 00:29:06,396
Ooh.
339
00:29:08,475 --> 00:29:09,795
I'm so sorry.
340
00:29:10,595 --> 00:29:14,875
- I've called security.
- Oh, no, no, no. Please don't do that.
341
00:29:14,955 --> 00:29:17,794
I'm, uh... five-starring you. Five stars.
342
00:29:17,874 --> 00:29:20,434
- What's the issue here, Hannah?
- Intimidation and profanity.
343
00:29:20,514 --> 00:29:22,834
- Oh, no, no. I was not intimidating.
- Don't speak, ma'am.
344
00:29:22,914 --> 00:29:24,633
- I was just trying to...
- Ma'am.
345
00:29:26,473 --> 00:29:29,233
Okay. So, in order to restore calm,
346
00:29:29,313 --> 00:29:31,553
I'm invoking my authority
as airport security
347
00:29:31,633 --> 00:29:34,552
to dock you one full ranking point
as a punitive measure.
348
00:29:34,632 --> 00:29:36,472
- This is a temporary measure.
- No!
349
00:29:36,552 --> 00:29:39,192
- Your score reverts to normal in 24 hours.
- No, no, no. But I need it now.
350
00:29:39,272 --> 00:29:42,711
During this period, all down votes
are subject to a times two multiplier.
351
00:29:42,791 --> 00:29:43,831
Times two?
352
00:29:43,911 --> 00:29:45,911
We recommend you avoid negative feedback
at this time.
353
00:29:45,991 --> 00:29:46,991
I'm on double damage?
354
00:29:47,071 --> 00:29:50,150
Please, remove yourself
from the airport immediately.
355
00:30:13,907 --> 00:30:15,427
Okay, well, due to your ranking...
356
00:30:37,385 --> 00:30:40,304
Hi there. Chuck! Great name.
357
00:30:40,384 --> 00:30:43,144
- Thank you.
- Hope you're having a great night.
358
00:30:43,224 --> 00:30:45,904
- It's pretty good.
- So I need a car.
359
00:30:45,984 --> 00:30:49,063
- You got a vehicle in mind?
- Anything, really.
360
00:30:49,143 --> 00:30:51,783
Well, due to your current ranking,
361
00:30:51,863 --> 00:30:54,623
you're restricted
to our super saver fleet.
362
00:30:54,703 --> 00:30:57,582
- Yep. That's... Yeah.
- I-Cruiser 2?
363
00:30:57,662 --> 00:30:59,662
They still have the 2?
364
00:31:23,419 --> 00:31:26,779
Oh, God.
365
00:31:43,857 --> 00:31:46,376
Oh, come on.
366
00:31:46,456 --> 00:31:48,176
Uh...
367
00:31:52,136 --> 00:31:55,135
Damn it!
368
00:32:16,693 --> 00:32:21,132
The little girl, who when we were both
five years old in art camp,
369
00:32:21,252 --> 00:32:25,171
started talking to me
because she saw I was scared.
370
00:32:26,691 --> 00:32:30,051
The girl who helped me make Mr. Rags...
371
00:32:32,851 --> 00:32:37,690
Teardrop. Crowd goes wild.
You can do this.
372
00:32:43,489 --> 00:32:47,529
- Sorry, okay, I swear I'm on my way.
- How far away are you?
373
00:32:48,249 --> 00:32:52,048
Uh... Quite a ways. I missed my flight.
374
00:32:52,128 --> 00:32:54,648
- What?
- Well, not missed it but...
375
00:32:54,728 --> 00:32:56,568
So you're not gonna make
the rehearsal dinner?
376
00:32:57,608 --> 00:32:58,927
- No.
- Lacie!
377
00:32:59,007 --> 00:33:01,847
I am so sorry. It's been...
378
00:33:02,367 --> 00:33:04,807
I got a rental car. I'm driving.
379
00:33:04,887 --> 00:33:08,726
Driving? That's like nine hours.
380
00:33:08,806 --> 00:33:10,126
I'm making good time,
381
00:33:10,206 --> 00:33:13,646
gonna go through the night,
make a road trip out of it.
382
00:33:13,726 --> 00:33:15,085
Is everything okay?
383
00:33:15,765 --> 00:33:17,845
I can find a replacement
if something's wrong.
384
00:33:17,925 --> 00:33:20,845
No. No. No. I'll be there.
I swear on Mr. Rags.
385
00:33:20,925 --> 00:33:22,325
Ha ha ha!
386
00:33:22,405 --> 00:33:24,444
Okay, just drive safe!
387
00:33:24,524 --> 00:33:26,124
You bet. I'll just...
388
00:33:35,243 --> 00:33:36,643
Come on.
389
00:33:39,042 --> 00:33:40,162
Come on.
390
00:33:40,242 --> 00:33:41,522
Please.
391
00:33:48,161 --> 00:33:49,241
Okay.
392
00:34:15,998 --> 00:34:19,558
What do you want?
393
00:34:24,316 --> 00:34:28,275
Oh, shit.
394
00:35:00,433 --> 00:35:02,392
Hi. Sorry.
395
00:35:07,072 --> 00:35:09,231
Your charger doesn't fit my car.
396
00:35:11,631 --> 00:35:14,871
- Don't see those around much these days.
- It's a rental.
397
00:35:16,711 --> 00:35:20,910
Ours chargers are Q2Z, yours one's a K1.
They didn't give you an adapter?
398
00:35:21,470 --> 00:35:24,670
No. Do you have one?
399
00:35:26,869 --> 00:35:30,429
- Not in here. Ask around.
- Thanks, anyway.
400
00:35:30,509 --> 00:35:32,549
You're super helpful.
401
00:35:45,107 --> 00:35:46,347
Two stars?!
402
00:35:47,387 --> 00:35:48,627
Two stars?
403
00:35:48,707 --> 00:35:50,826
Wasn't a meaningful encounter.
404
00:35:54,426 --> 00:35:56,266
Sir, excuse me.
405
00:35:56,346 --> 00:35:58,026
Excuse me, sorry.
406
00:35:58,106 --> 00:36:01,785
Do you have a K1 adapter, by any chance?
407
00:36:02,905 --> 00:36:07,504
Ma'am, how about you, a K1 adapter,
perhaps, in the trunk of your car?
408
00:36:08,704 --> 00:36:09,584
Sure.
409
00:36:11,424 --> 00:36:12,504
Great.
410
00:36:13,104 --> 00:36:17,223
Oh, ma'am, hi. Do you have a K1 adapter?
411
00:36:17,783 --> 00:36:20,543
I have a rental car. It's...
412
00:37:05,937 --> 00:37:10,337
- Slow down. Let's give her a ride.
- She's, like, 2.8.
413
00:37:12,296 --> 00:37:13,536
Come on!
414
00:37:20,655 --> 00:37:22,375
I didn't even do anything!
415
00:37:42,573 --> 00:37:44,773
You look like you need a ride.
416
00:37:46,012 --> 00:37:47,572
Um...
417
00:37:47,652 --> 00:37:50,452
Actually, I'm okay.
418
00:37:53,052 --> 00:37:58,091
Don't look it. Come on. I don't bite.
419
00:38:00,971 --> 00:38:05,410
Blue thermos is coffee, red's whiskey.
Help yourself.
420
00:38:05,490 --> 00:38:07,330
I'm okay. Thanks.
421
00:38:08,370 --> 00:38:09,769
Where are you headed?
422
00:38:09,849 --> 00:38:14,649
Uh... Just as close as you can get
to Port Mary would be great.
423
00:38:23,368 --> 00:38:26,167
Checking my feed for danger signs?
424
00:38:28,327 --> 00:38:33,247
I get it a lot.
1.4 gotta be an antisocial maniac, right?
425
00:38:34,047 --> 00:38:36,526
- You seem...
- Normal?
426
00:38:36,606 --> 00:38:38,806
- Yeah.
- Thank you.
427
00:38:40,406 --> 00:38:44,885
It took some effort.
What happened to you?
428
00:38:45,405 --> 00:38:49,645
I mean, you're a 2.8,
but you don't look 2.8.
429
00:38:49,725 --> 00:38:51,324
That's not... This is temporary.
430
00:38:51,404 --> 00:38:53,524
- I'm gonna turn it around.
- Uh-huh.
431
00:38:53,604 --> 00:38:56,764
- I'm going to a wedding. Maid of honour.
- Nice.
432
00:38:56,844 --> 00:38:58,404
Wanna hear my speech?
433
00:38:59,243 --> 00:39:00,203
No.
434
00:39:03,923 --> 00:39:06,203
So how come you're a 2.8?
435
00:39:06,283 --> 00:39:09,722
Well, I got marked down
at the airport for yelling,
436
00:39:09,802 --> 00:39:12,402
and they put me on double damage.
437
00:39:12,482 --> 00:39:15,641
- How did it feel?
- Awful.
438
00:39:16,521 --> 00:39:17,961
I meant the yelling.
439
00:39:19,681 --> 00:39:21,881
I don't know. I was mad.
440
00:39:22,761 --> 00:39:24,960
Look at where it got me.
441
00:39:26,240 --> 00:39:30,120
But as long as I get to the wedding,
do the speech,
442
00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:32,599
they'll overlook the 2.8.
I'm with the bride.
443
00:39:32,679 --> 00:39:34,679
And if I do well,
well, they're all high fours
444
00:39:34,759 --> 00:39:35,959
so that velocitates my arc.
445
00:39:36,039 --> 00:39:39,639
And once they lift the point penalty,
well, my average goes way up,
446
00:39:39,719 --> 00:39:42,278
and, yeah, it's gonna be okay.
447
00:39:45,518 --> 00:39:47,558
God, you remind me of me.
448
00:39:47,638 --> 00:39:50,077
- Hmm.
- Not now.
449
00:39:51,957 --> 00:39:55,637
I was, uh... 4.6 once.
450
00:39:57,716 --> 00:40:00,436
- 4.6?
- Used to live for it.
451
00:40:01,716 --> 00:40:04,036
All the work I put in...
452
00:40:06,915 --> 00:40:10,195
Eight years ago,
Tom, my husband, got cancer.
453
00:40:10,275 --> 00:40:15,514
It was pancreatic. It was a real bitch.
The symptoms showed up late.
454
00:40:16,554 --> 00:40:18,074
I'm so sorry.
455
00:40:19,274 --> 00:40:21,513
You don't know me
so you're not really sorry.
456
00:40:21,593 --> 00:40:25,833
You're just mainly awkward
cos I have sprung some cancer talk at you.
457
00:40:26,953 --> 00:40:29,392
Anyway, I five-starred every doctor,
458
00:40:29,472 --> 00:40:34,032
every nurse, every high-four
consultant that we had.
459
00:40:34,112 --> 00:40:35,872
Ding. Ding. Ding. Thank you so much.
460
00:40:35,952 --> 00:40:38,671
The cancer didn't give a shit.
It just kept growing.
461
00:40:39,751 --> 00:40:43,791
A couple of months in, we heard
about this experimental treatment.
462
00:40:43,871 --> 00:40:47,550
It was very expensive.
It was very exclusive.
463
00:40:48,590 --> 00:40:52,550
I did everything I could
to get him a spot there.
464
00:40:53,869 --> 00:40:57,029
Tom was a 4.3.
465
00:40:58,989 --> 00:41:01,509
They gave his bed to a 4.4.
466
00:41:06,508 --> 00:41:10,667
So when he died I thought, fuck it.
467
00:41:12,387 --> 00:41:15,067
I started saying what I wanted,
when I wanted.
468
00:41:15,147 --> 00:41:16,627
Just drop it out there.
469
00:41:17,707 --> 00:41:19,186
People don't always like that.
470
00:41:20,146 --> 00:41:23,466
It is incredible
how fast you slip off the ladder
471
00:41:23,546 --> 00:41:25,226
when you start doing that.
472
00:41:25,306 --> 00:41:29,825
It turned out a lot of my friends
didn't care for honesty.
473
00:41:31,905 --> 00:41:36,144
Treated me like I had taken a shit
at their breakfast table.
474
00:41:36,224 --> 00:41:40,224
But, Jesus Christ, it felt good.
475
00:41:40,304 --> 00:41:42,784
Shedding those fuckers.
476
00:41:43,863 --> 00:41:46,543
It was like taking off tight shoes.
477
00:41:47,023 --> 00:41:50,223
- Maybe you should try it?
- Oh, come on.
478
00:41:50,303 --> 00:41:51,582
Why not?
479
00:41:51,662 --> 00:41:56,302
I can't just kick off my shoes
and walk the earth or whatever.
480
00:41:56,382 --> 00:41:59,741
- You won't know unless you try.
- Oh, that's just...
481
00:42:02,101 --> 00:42:05,061
Look, you had something with your life,
482
00:42:05,141 --> 00:42:10,820
real things, good things,
and you lost it all, and I'm sorry.
483
00:42:10,900 --> 00:42:15,460
So now you've got nothing left to lose.
484
00:42:15,540 --> 00:42:18,379
But I don't even have the something
worth losing, not yet.
485
00:42:18,459 --> 00:42:21,899
You know,
I mean, I'm still fighting for that.
486
00:42:23,739 --> 00:42:29,098
- And what is "that"?
- I don't know. Enough. To be content?
487
00:42:30,178 --> 00:42:35,457
Like, to look around and think,
well, I guess I'm okay.
488
00:42:36,217 --> 00:42:41,056
Just to be able to breathe out,
not feeling like... like...
489
00:42:42,376 --> 00:42:48,416
Like just...
And that is way off, like, way, way off.
490
00:42:48,496 --> 00:42:51,335
And until I get there,
I have to play the numbers game.
491
00:42:51,975 --> 00:42:56,135
We all do, that's what we're in.
That's how the fucking world works.
492
00:42:57,694 --> 00:43:02,174
Look, maybe you don't remember,
you know, you're just too old to get it.
493
00:43:04,254 --> 00:43:06,253
I do not mean that how it sounds.
494
00:43:08,573 --> 00:43:11,293
Don't worry. I'm not voting you down.
495
00:43:36,010 --> 00:43:39,409
- Sweetheart.
- What time is it?
496
00:43:39,489 --> 00:43:43,729
I'm heading east from here so I think
you need to get yourself another ride.
497
00:43:43,809 --> 00:43:46,888
- Where are we?
- About 30 miles from Port Mary.
498
00:43:46,968 --> 00:43:50,208
A lot of buses stop here
so you should be fine.
499
00:43:50,288 --> 00:43:53,528
- Well, thank you.
- Good luck with your speech.
500
00:43:56,127 --> 00:43:58,927
I put a little something in there
for you.
501
00:43:59,007 --> 00:44:02,047
- You did?
- Emergency escape hatch!
502
00:44:05,846 --> 00:44:06,766
Bye.
503
00:44:21,524 --> 00:44:24,804
In this world,
we're all so caught up...
504
00:44:24,884 --> 00:44:27,043
...in our own dramas.
505
00:44:27,123 --> 00:44:30,283
- So, Dad was like...
- It's easy to forget what matters.
506
00:44:30,363 --> 00:44:31,563
He'd never even heard of the show.
507
00:44:31,643 --> 00:44:33,923
I'm like, "You never heard
of Sea of Tranquillity?"
508
00:44:34,003 --> 00:44:36,642
Like, the number-one sci-fi fantasy,
509
00:44:36,722 --> 00:44:38,642
and he's all like, "What
the fuck?" Whatever!
510
00:44:38,722 --> 00:44:40,882
I think I'm allergic to this purple.
511
00:44:40,962 --> 00:44:44,201
So I'm like, "Well, I'm going
to Tranquillity Con in Port Mary.
512
00:44:44,281 --> 00:44:46,881
That's why I'm dressed
like Lieutenant Duster."
513
00:44:46,961 --> 00:44:49,801
He's all like, "Uh... Port Mary is
frickin' miles away."
514
00:44:49,881 --> 00:44:50,921
Yadda, yadda, yadda.
515
00:44:51,001 --> 00:44:55,800
He one-stars me. Like, thanks, Dad.
516
00:44:55,880 --> 00:44:59,280
- See you back on there.
- Okay.
517
00:45:02,959 --> 00:45:06,879
Are you guys headed to Tranquillity Con?
518
00:45:06,959 --> 00:45:09,918
- You're into Sea of Tranquillity?
- Totally.
519
00:45:09,998 --> 00:45:11,518
I was all set to go.
520
00:45:11,598 --> 00:45:17,317
My friend, who is there already,
has my costume, but my car broke down.
521
00:45:17,997 --> 00:45:20,677
Well, there's some space in the RV.
522
00:45:29,636 --> 00:45:31,636
- Hi.
- Hey!
523
00:45:31,716 --> 00:45:33,795
- You're a Trank head, huh?
- Sorry?
524
00:45:33,875 --> 00:45:36,115
Trank head. Sea of Tranquillity fan?
525
00:45:36,195 --> 00:45:39,755
Oh, yeah.
We say Tranksters where I'm from.
526
00:45:39,835 --> 00:45:43,394
- Who's your favourite character?
- Gotta be Lieutenant Duster.
527
00:45:43,474 --> 00:45:45,234
- She's awesome.
- She?
528
00:45:45,314 --> 00:45:47,514
He! I misspoke.
529
00:45:47,594 --> 00:45:50,273
Lieutenant Duster has no fixed gender.
530
00:45:50,353 --> 00:45:53,873
I know, and that's why
it's so hard to remember, right?
531
00:45:53,953 --> 00:45:55,913
Excuse me. Gotta get this.
532
00:45:55,993 --> 00:45:58,672
My friend, at the convention.
533
00:46:00,912 --> 00:46:02,752
Hi, Nay!
534
00:46:02,832 --> 00:46:08,111
So, oh, my God,
insane night, but I am so close now.
535
00:46:08,191 --> 00:46:09,711
Don't come.
536
00:46:09,791 --> 00:46:13,311
What? No. No. I'm, like, an hour away.
537
00:46:13,391 --> 00:46:15,350
Don't come. I don't want you here.
538
00:46:15,430 --> 00:46:18,950
I don't know what is up with you,
but I cannot have a 2.6 at my wedding.
539
00:46:19,030 --> 00:46:22,309
Oh, no, that's temporary!
That's temporary.
540
00:46:22,389 --> 00:46:24,629
Well, the wedding's today so...
541
00:46:24,709 --> 00:46:27,189
- But it doesn't change anything.
- Lacie...
542
00:46:27,269 --> 00:46:29,389
- I can still do the same speech.
- Lacie...
543
00:46:29,469 --> 00:46:32,708
- And there's Mr. Rags!
- No!
544
00:46:32,788 --> 00:46:35,388
But... But you invited me.
545
00:46:35,468 --> 00:46:38,068
You've seen the guest list.
They are all, like, 4.5 or above.
546
00:46:38,148 --> 00:46:41,507
They are going to freak at a 2.6,
and I am not taking that kind of damage,
547
00:46:41,587 --> 00:46:44,227
plus I haven't dipped under
a 4.7 in, like, six months.
548
00:46:45,787 --> 00:46:49,226
You said you wanted your oldest friend.
549
00:46:49,306 --> 00:46:52,386
When I asked you to speak,
you were a 4.2, okay?
550
00:46:52,466 --> 00:46:55,785
And the authenticity of a vintage bond
low four at a gathering of this calibre
551
00:46:55,865 --> 00:46:58,825
played fantastically
on all the simulations we ran.
552
00:46:58,905 --> 00:47:01,105
Forecast was a prestige bounce
of .2 minimum.
553
00:47:01,185 --> 00:47:04,704
But now you're a sub three. Sorry.
554
00:47:04,784 --> 00:47:06,424
That just puts the stink on things
a little too much.
555
00:47:06,504 --> 00:47:08,624
That just plays badly for us.
556
00:47:08,704 --> 00:47:11,103
So it was just about numbers for you?
557
00:47:11,183 --> 00:47:14,263
Oh, cut the shit!
It was numbers for both of us.
558
00:47:14,343 --> 00:47:16,223
You wanted those primo votes,
don't deny it.
559
00:47:16,303 --> 00:47:19,302
It's not like you could get them
on your own. Let's not kid ourselves.
560
00:47:19,382 --> 00:47:21,742
Oh, I'm... I'm getting those votes.
561
00:47:21,822 --> 00:47:25,102
What? You're just gonna roll up here
and make people like you?
562
00:47:25,182 --> 00:47:29,781
- That's right. I'm doing my speech.
- No, you're not.
563
00:47:29,861 --> 00:47:34,221
Yes, I am. And they are gonna vote me
through the roof when they hear it.
564
00:47:34,301 --> 00:47:39,300
- Weep their fucking eyes out!
- Go home!
565
00:47:39,380 --> 00:47:42,340
Hello?
566
00:47:42,420 --> 00:47:44,979
Fuck!
567
00:47:47,699 --> 00:47:50,819
I have never seen
your stupid fucking show.
568
00:47:56,578 --> 00:47:59,218
Hope they cancel it!
569
00:48:10,416 --> 00:48:12,816
I need a ride!
570
00:48:15,416 --> 00:48:18,055
Fuck!
571
00:48:21,695 --> 00:48:23,175
Jesus!
572
00:48:39,093 --> 00:48:41,253
Hey! Hey!
573
00:48:41,852 --> 00:48:42,892
Hey!
574
00:48:44,852 --> 00:48:47,252
- Can I borrow your bike?
- What?
575
00:48:47,332 --> 00:48:50,451
Can I borrow your bike?
576
00:48:50,531 --> 00:48:55,451
Do you, Naomi Jayne Blestow,
take this man to be your husband,
577
00:48:55,531 --> 00:48:58,450
to live together with him
in the covenant of marriage?
578
00:48:59,370 --> 00:49:01,410
To love him, comfort him,
579
00:49:01,490 --> 00:49:05,090
honour and keep him,
in sickness and in health...
580
00:49:05,170 --> 00:49:08,569
and forsaking all others,
be faithful unto him...
581
00:50:13,361 --> 00:50:16,401
To my best mate, Anthony.
Let's hear it for him.
582
00:50:18,081 --> 00:50:21,480
You've been there from day one.
I love you, man. I appreciate you.
583
00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:25,040
Hilarious speech, by the way.
By your standards.
584
00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:29,279
- Pow! Pow! Pow!
- Oh! Oh! Oh!
585
00:50:29,359 --> 00:50:32,959
He's still got a few bullets left.
Oh, man.
586
00:50:33,039 --> 00:50:35,079
Oh, gosh, well, um...
587
00:50:37,798 --> 00:50:39,238
Shit!
588
00:50:39,798 --> 00:50:43,718
We have so many people to thank.
Our beautiful bridesmaids.
589
00:50:43,798 --> 00:50:45,597
But, of course,
590
00:50:45,677 --> 00:50:50,677
my most heartfelt thanks,
my warmest thanks,
591
00:50:50,757 --> 00:50:54,036
are to someone who's my best friend,
592
00:50:55,316 --> 00:51:02,155
my lover and now,
I'm honoured to say, my wife.
593
00:51:02,235 --> 00:51:04,755
Naomi!
594
00:51:06,995 --> 00:51:12,074
One, two, three! Naomi!
595
00:51:13,554 --> 00:51:16,354
The A Team!
596
00:51:16,434 --> 00:51:17,793
I love you so much, darl.
597
00:51:17,873 --> 00:51:19,393
Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo!
598
00:51:19,473 --> 00:51:21,433
Congratulations, sir.
599
00:51:21,513 --> 00:51:23,313
- Thank you.
- No, thank you.
600
00:51:23,393 --> 00:51:25,472
Get over here!
601
00:51:25,552 --> 00:51:27,072
Get your ass over here.
602
00:51:27,152 --> 00:51:29,752
Get in here, big boy.
603
00:51:29,832 --> 00:51:31,872
You're beautiful!
604
00:51:33,831 --> 00:51:36,751
Yeah! Gimme five! Good choice!
605
00:51:36,831 --> 00:51:39,231
You fucking earned it, man.
You fucking earned it.
606
00:51:43,630 --> 00:51:45,390
Everybody, hello!
607
00:51:45,470 --> 00:51:47,510
- Oh, my God.
- I love you.
608
00:51:51,509 --> 00:51:55,309
Can everyone be quiet for a moment?
609
00:51:57,429 --> 00:51:59,028
Thank you.
610
00:52:00,388 --> 00:52:02,508
- Get rid of her.
- That would play awful.
611
00:52:02,588 --> 00:52:03,828
She's a fucking 1.1.
612
00:52:03,908 --> 00:52:09,267
Now for those of you who don't know me,
which is... all of you...
613
00:52:09,347 --> 00:52:13,307
my name is Lacie Pound
614
00:52:13,387 --> 00:52:17,226
and, believe it or not,
I am one of Naomi's oldest friends.
615
00:52:17,826 --> 00:52:19,946
Hi, Nay-Nay!
616
00:52:21,226 --> 00:52:24,265
It's great to meet you too, Paul.
I've heard a lot about you.
617
00:52:24,345 --> 00:52:26,145
He's a pretty big deal, that Paul.
618
00:52:26,225 --> 00:52:28,625
Pretty big deal.
619
00:52:28,705 --> 00:52:32,344
He makes his own tapenade! Yeah.
620
00:52:32,424 --> 00:52:34,424
Uh...
621
00:52:36,704 --> 00:52:38,904
Anyway, um... I...
622
00:52:40,583 --> 00:52:44,983
have looked up to Naomi
pretty much my entire life.
623
00:52:45,063 --> 00:52:46,943
We met when we were five years old,
624
00:52:47,023 --> 00:52:51,182
and right up through to our
teenage years, we made quite the pair.
625
00:52:51,902 --> 00:52:54,142
We'd talk about all the things
girls talk about,
626
00:52:54,222 --> 00:53:00,501
you know, boys, hair, products,
uh... more boys.
627
00:53:00,581 --> 00:53:04,140
I mean, I tried sometimes
to expand our range a little
628
00:53:04,220 --> 00:53:08,900
and talk about climate change,
but she found that kind of boring so...
629
00:53:09,540 --> 00:53:10,900
Go on.
630
00:53:10,980 --> 00:53:13,819
She was probably right.
I mean, fuck the planet, right?
631
00:53:13,899 --> 00:53:15,419
Whoo!
632
00:53:15,499 --> 00:53:19,939
Yes, thank you! Come on.
Let's have a little fun here.
633
00:53:20,019 --> 00:53:22,538
You know, fuck the planet!
634
00:53:22,618 --> 00:53:25,018
Fuck the planet!
635
00:53:27,898 --> 00:53:29,857
Anyway...
636
00:53:30,937 --> 00:53:37,896
I... looked up to Naomi
pretty much my entire life,
637
00:53:37,976 --> 00:53:43,256
which meant she was looking down on me.
638
00:53:44,136 --> 00:53:47,095
Always with a smile though.
639
00:53:47,175 --> 00:53:51,735
In high school,
she was my shoulder to cry on.
640
00:53:51,815 --> 00:53:57,094
She seemed to enjoy that.
Guys and me never worked out.
641
00:53:57,174 --> 00:54:01,733
They'd see Naomi and just...
Whoo! You know, that was it.
642
00:54:02,613 --> 00:54:08,453
She had this tight ass,
643
00:54:08,533 --> 00:54:11,652
like two fists.
644
00:54:11,732 --> 00:54:13,412
Uh-huh.
645
00:54:13,492 --> 00:54:16,532
I was all like...
646
00:54:20,171 --> 00:54:22,651
I was like...
647
00:54:22,731 --> 00:54:24,571
through the hallways in high school.
648
00:54:42,968 --> 00:54:44,688
And she was there for me.
649
00:54:47,128 --> 00:54:48,568
Holding my hair back...
650
00:54:50,208 --> 00:54:55,447
as I knelt,
vomiting, in front of the crapper.
651
00:55:00,046 --> 00:55:03,526
Thank you for that, Naomi.
652
00:55:06,566 --> 00:55:08,445
I always wished I was you.
653
00:55:10,725 --> 00:55:12,005
And...
654
00:55:12,965 --> 00:55:15,324
I guess that's why you kept me around
so long?
655
00:55:18,524 --> 00:55:21,484
Until you got your new job
656
00:55:21,564 --> 00:55:26,523
and your fancy new friends.
657
00:55:28,483 --> 00:55:30,843
And that...
658
00:55:32,802 --> 00:55:35,922
...fucking... jackhole!
659
00:55:36,842 --> 00:55:40,201
And you didn't need me.
You probably got another me.
660
00:55:40,281 --> 00:55:45,641
Guess there's some other "yeth Beth"
you moved on to like a succubus.
661
00:55:45,721 --> 00:55:48,480
I'm getting to Mr. Rags, okay? Jesus!
662
00:55:49,320 --> 00:55:52,240
Stay back.
663
00:55:53,720 --> 00:55:56,719
Stay the fuck back! I'll kill him!
664
00:55:56,799 --> 00:55:58,639
I'll cut his head off
and stick it up my ass!
665
00:56:01,039 --> 00:56:03,479
Time's nearly up!
666
00:56:03,559 --> 00:56:04,678
- Hey! Calm down.
- I...
667
00:56:04,758 --> 00:56:09,758
I just wanted to say, in this world
so caught up in our own shit,
668
00:56:09,838 --> 00:56:13,237
- let's not forget what matters.
- It's okay. It's okay.
669
00:56:13,917 --> 00:56:19,797
Happiness, fucking Paul and Naomi,
and she's...
670
00:56:20,277 --> 00:56:24,396
She... She fucked Greg!
671
00:56:26,156 --> 00:56:27,916
I know she did.
672
00:56:28,996 --> 00:56:31,875
- I know you did.
- No...
673
00:56:31,955 --> 00:56:34,235
Don't even try to deny...
674
00:56:36,715 --> 00:56:42,074
The little girl who, when we were
just five-years-old in art camp,
675
00:56:42,154 --> 00:56:45,833
started talking to me
because she saw I was scared
676
00:56:46,513 --> 00:56:48,953
and helped me make Mr. Rags.
677
00:56:49,033 --> 00:56:54,552
He reminds me of you
and what you meant to me then!
678
00:56:54,632 --> 00:56:58,192
And I'm so honoured to be here
to see this shit!
679
00:56:59,112 --> 00:57:04,311
I love you, Nay-Nay!
I've always loved you!
680
00:57:05,351 --> 00:57:07,671
I love you!
681
00:59:52,851 --> 00:59:54,650
What the fuck are you looking at?
682
00:59:54,730 --> 00:59:56,770
Just what I was wondering.
683
00:59:57,330 --> 00:59:58,050
Well...
684
01:00:00,010 --> 01:00:00,930
Don't!
685
01:00:01,690 --> 01:00:04,649
Don't? Don't wonder?
686
01:00:04,729 --> 01:00:05,889
Uh-huh.
687
01:00:06,489 --> 01:00:11,608
- It would be a dull world without wonder.
- I don't give a shit about your world.
688
01:00:12,448 --> 01:00:14,368
I don't like your brassiere.
689
01:00:17,768 --> 01:00:19,247
I don't like your moustache.
690
01:00:20,647 --> 01:00:22,447
I don't like your aura.
691
01:00:22,527 --> 01:00:24,767
- My aura?
- Yeah.
692
01:00:26,487 --> 01:00:30,286
I don't like your... head.
693
01:00:30,366 --> 01:00:33,046
Your entire head is just ridiculous to me.
694
01:00:33,126 --> 01:00:34,286
Really?
695
01:00:34,366 --> 01:00:40,165
You look like an alcoholic
former weatherman.
696
01:00:40,245 --> 01:00:42,725
You sound like a lost little lamb
697
01:00:42,805 --> 01:00:45,284
that just got told there's no Santa Claus.
698
01:00:46,524 --> 01:00:49,244
What sort of cartoon character
did your mum have to fuck
699
01:00:49,324 --> 01:00:50,924
to brew you up in the womb?
700
01:00:51,004 --> 01:00:52,683
At least I look like I was born,
701
01:00:52,763 --> 01:00:57,243
not shit out by some tormented
cow creature in an underground lab.
702
01:00:57,323 --> 01:00:59,003
You got tossed out of that lab.
703
01:00:59,083 --> 01:01:01,562
- Oh, yeah?
- Oh, yeah, flushed out.
704
01:01:01,642 --> 01:01:04,482
- Ooh!
- In the trash!
705
01:01:04,562 --> 01:01:08,121
- Your face is a fucking...
- Fucking.
706
01:01:08,201 --> 01:01:12,081
Fucking biological car crash
707
01:01:12,161 --> 01:01:14,161
that made Picasso screw his eyes up
and say,
708
01:01:14,241 --> 01:01:15,721
"Well, that just don't make sense."
709
01:01:17,600 --> 01:01:20,200
- You're a fucking asshole.
- Fuck you!
710
01:01:20,280 --> 01:01:22,960
- Fuck you next Wednesday.
- Fuck you for Christmas!
711
01:01:23,040 --> 01:01:27,879
- Fuck you!
- Fuck you!
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