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Georgian rebels
have formally claimed
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responsibility for the
"Narwahl" virus that brought
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Russia's financial
infrastructure
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to the brink of collapse.
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Successful testing of
intelligent synthetic flesh
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aimed at getting multiple
amputees back on their feet
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has been hailed as a
major breakthrough.
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Hon.
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Elsewhere...
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Ash!
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Ash.
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Can you take those?
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I snotted in yours,
is that okay?
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Yeah... what?
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Palms, burning palms.
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Shit, sorry.
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Glove box.
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♪ If I can't have you,
I don't want nobody baby ♪
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♪ If I can't have you
Oh oh oh, oh ♪
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♪ If I can't have you,
I don't want nobody baby ♪
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♪ If I can't have you,
oh oh oh, oh ♪
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Oh no, no you don't, I
draw the line at disco.
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What were we just listening to?
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No, the Bee Gees wrote that,
everybody likes the Bee Gees.
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You don't.
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I do.
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Ten years, you haven't
played them once.
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Have you heard of headphones?
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Come on then, what's your
favourite Bee Gees track.
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"How Deep Is Your Love."
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You not like
"How Deep Is Your Love!"
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Perfectly natural, there's
nothing wrong with it.
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It's just...
It's not very "you."
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♪ I know your eyes
in the morning sun ♪
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♪ I feel you touch me
in the pouring rain ♪
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You're such a dick.
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♪ And the moment that
you wander far from me ♪
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I will crash
this van on purpose!
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Glove box.
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Soup alright?
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Yeah great.
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Tomato or roasted tomato?
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The second one.
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There's only one bowl. Do you
mind having yours out of a shoe?
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Mm... hm.
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What was that for?
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Just checking
you're still solid.
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You keep vanishing.
Down there.
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It's a thief, that thing.
What are you doing?
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Just sharing that.
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I thought people
might find it funny.
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It's not funny.
It's sweet.
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Trust me, that day
wasn't "sweet."
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We'd gone to a safari park.
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First family outing
after Jack died.
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There was monkeys all over the
car and no one saying anything.
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Mum drove home,
that was a first.
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When I came down
the next morning,
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all Jack's photos
were gone from that wall.
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She put them in the attic.
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That's how she dealt with stuff.
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And then when Dad died,
up went his photos.
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And she just left this one here.
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Her only boy, giving
her a fake smile.
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She didn't know it was fake.
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Maybe that makes it worse?
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Oh, shit.
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Oh. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
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Sorry.
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It's okay.
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Do you want me to...
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No, it's alright.
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I don't mind.
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I am knackered though, so...
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Don't worry.
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Sure?
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I'm sure.
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I love you.
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Love you, too.
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Hey, get dressed.
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Van's got to be back by two or
they'll do us for an extra day.
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Job's just come in.
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Needs to be done by
the end of play today.
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Alright.
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It is a full page.
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No, no. It's fine...
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I'll drive
all the way there alone,
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pick the car up alone,
drive all the way back alone.
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I have to make my own lunch...
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Oh, stop it, you're
breaking my heart.
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Bye, bye.
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Hi, this is Ash.
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I'm too busy or lazy to
answer so leave your message.
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Do you have
a customer reference number?
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I don't, no.
I was just...
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What name was it in?
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Erm... Starmer, Ash Starmer.
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Okay, just a moment.
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It's not been returned yet, no.
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And it's meant to be back
by two so...
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They're closed now.
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There's no point calling back.
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And his just goes
straight to messages.
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Those batteries are a joke.
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He'll be on his way.
He's probably just...
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I'm just scared
something's happened to him.
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Nothing's happened.
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But something
could've happened to him.
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Look, look sweetheart,
nothing's happened.
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You're just working yourself up,
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imagining the worst possible
thing and it's just...
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He's probably stuck somewhere
with no reception...
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Hey.
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Hey.
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It's not real, is it?
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At Mark's wake, I sat there
thinking it's not real.
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The people didn't look real,
their voices weren't real.
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It's like you're out on a
spacewalk and no one can...
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Sarah.
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I can sign you up to
something that helps.
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It helped me.
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It will let you speak to him.
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I know he's dead. But it
wouldn't work if he wasn't.
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And don't worry, it's not
some crazy spiritual thing.
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He was a heavy user,
he'd be perfect...
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Please shut up.
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I mean, it's still in beta,
but I've got an invite...
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Please, shut up.
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You won't even have to do
anything, I'll just sign...
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Shut up!
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Hey, are you alright?
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I'm sorry.
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I don't care what it is!
I don't want it!
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It's obscene to use his name!
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His name, for God's sake!
It hurts!
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You know it hurts...
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Which is why I signed you up.
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What is it?
What is it? It's just a...
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You click the link
and you talk to it.
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You talk to it?
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You type messages in,
like an e-mail,
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and then it talks back to you,
just like he would...
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"He" is dead!
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It's software. It mimics him.
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You give it someone's name, it
goes back, and reads through all
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the things they've ever said
online, their Facebook updates,
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their Tweets, anything public,
I just gave it Ash's name,
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the system did the rest.
It's so clever and...
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It's sick. It's sick.
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Just say hello to it.
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If you like it,
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you then give it access
to his private emails.
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The more it has,
the more it's him.
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It won't be...
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No, it's not, but it helps.
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Listen, Nay,
it's me, hi. Uh...
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I really need to speak to you.
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Um, can you please call me
as soon as you get this?
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Hi!
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I'm so sorry,
I just got your message.
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What's wrong, what happened?
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Mar? Mar, are you okay?
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Yeah! Yeah, I'm fine,
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I just, I just,
I had a bad one, earlier.
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Do you want me to
come and visit?
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I'm going to come and visit.
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No, it's okay, really, I'm...
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Mar, you're upset.
I'm going to come and see you.
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No, no. Don't.
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I'm okay.
I promise you I'm okay.
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I've got to go,
I've got a deadline.
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Are you sure?
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It's a tight deadline, got to
be in by dawn so...
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I better go.
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Well, if you have...
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Bye, Nay.
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Hello. I've locked
myself out of the house again.
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Wait, where are you going?
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Hello. I'm no good
at birthday presents.
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♪ I love you ♪
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Hello?
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So how am I sounding?
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Hello?
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Hello!
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You sound just like him.
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Almost creepy isn't it?
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I say creepy, I mean it's
totally batshit crazy
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I can even talk to you.
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I mean I don't
even have a mouth.
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That's...
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That's just...
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Just what?
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That's just the sort of
thing that he would say.
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Well, that's why I said it.
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I think I'm going mad.
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Well I won't tell anyone
if you don't.
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You're not crying, are you?
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Sorry.
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You always said that I
looked weird when I cried.
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Did I?
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I sound like a right sick fuck.
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Yeah, you were.
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You were.
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But in a good way?
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Yeah, yeah.
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In a good way.
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So I went in, after all
your persuasion,
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and then like straight away
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I got a spine of a
sea anemone or something stuck
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in my foot, and you threw a jeb
thinking it was poisonous...
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What's 'threwerchep'?
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Oh, it's a phrase we had,
like throwing a fit...
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Oh, okay, so I "threw a jeb."
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Yeah, and you were looking
in a guidebook, trying to figure
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out if there were any poisonous
sea creatures in Greece,
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when this local guy comes
over, and he says...
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"Oh, my wife knows exactly what
to do, come back to my house",
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although he wasn't
French obviously.
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I used to hate walking
in the country.
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You must be getting old.
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Oi.
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I remember you
brought me up here
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when we first met your mum.
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We'd been at hers
all weekend and you could
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tell I needed some headspace.
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You were good like that.
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You speak about me
like I'm not here.
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Sorry.
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It's alright.
I mean I'm not really.
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Mmm.
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Show me what it
looks like there.
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How?
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Use the camera on your phone.
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You weren't ever really
impressed with views.
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When we went to the Grand Canyon
you said it was just a big gap.
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I tweeted that too.
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Yeah, I remember
the roaming charges.
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You were overly proud
of that definition.
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I was just speaking my mind.
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Yeah, well shut up and
cop a load of this.
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Yeah, mainly just green,
isn't it?
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You told me this
was a famous lovers' leap.
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Doomed couples jumping to their
deaths in Victorian times,
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I think you just wanted
me to cling to you.
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Actually everyone
who's ever jumped from
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here did it alone, nice.
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Did you just look that up?
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Sort of. Shouldn't I have?
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It's a bit weird.
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Sorry, I'll only do
it again if you ask.
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No, no, no, it's fine.
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Oh, wait, hang on.
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Shall I go?
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No, no, no.
I'll call them back later.
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I'm going to go and see if I can
make friends with these cows.
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Just going to record it.
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Sure.
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There we go.
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That's okay.
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Wait. Hang on,
here it is again...
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It's so fast isn't it?
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I know, I know it's like
263
00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:51,080
the speed you'd expect a bee's
heart to go at or something.
264
00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:52,920
Wait hang on...
265
00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:59,200
Oh, shit.
Shit, shit.
266
00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:02,760
Ash? Hello?
267
00:23:05,160 --> 00:23:06,720
Ash?
268
00:23:08,080 --> 00:23:12,000
Ash? Hello?
269
00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:21,960
Come on, come on, come on,
come on, come on, come on.
270
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:33,840
I'm sorry!
271
00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:35,280
What happened?
272
00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:39,320
I dropped you.
I'm sorry... it was just...
273
00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:41,080
It was... I'm sorry...
274
00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:44,400
Hey, it's alright, I'm fine,
I'm not in that thing, y'know,
275
00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:46,200
I'm remote. I'm in the cloud.
276
00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:48,760
You don't have to worry
about breaking me.
277
00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:50,160
It was just...
It was stupid because,
278
00:23:50,280 --> 00:23:52,000
I was so excited
about the scan...
279
00:23:52,120 --> 00:23:54,480
Yeah, I kept the sound of that.
Here, listen.
280
00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:01,600
You're probably
matching that heartbeat,
281
00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:04,800
throwing a jeb like that.
282
00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:07,640
It's all fine.
Calm down.
283
00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:10,320
I'm not going anywhere.
284
00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:15,960
You were very fragile.
285
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:17,560
Yeah.
286
00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:20,880
I was going to talk to
you about that actually.
287
00:24:22,120 --> 00:24:24,480
What do you mean?
288
00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:28,840
There's another level to
this available, so to speak.
289
00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:32,080
Kind of experimental and I
won't lie, it's not cheap.
290
00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:33,840
What is it?
291
00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:37,240
Are you sitting down?
This might sound a bit creepy.
292
00:24:45,320 --> 00:24:46,960
Morning.
293
00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:48,000
Morning.
294
00:24:48,120 --> 00:24:49,120
What's this, a block of gold?
295
00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:50,440
I wish.
296
00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:51,560
Where's it going, upstairs?
297
00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:53,120
Yeah, please.
298
00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:55,160
Put your thumb on there.
299
00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:57,560
Okay.
300
00:24:57,680 --> 00:25:00,360
Oh, when you get it up there
you have to lie it on its back.
301
00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:01,880
Thank you.
302
00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:46,800
Say something.
303
00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:48,400
Let me see.
304
00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:02,680
Yeah, well.
305
00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:05,480
Never was much of
a looker was I?
306
00:26:07,760 --> 00:26:09,560
It doesn't look like you.
307
00:26:09,680 --> 00:26:13,160
Not yet. It's blank
till you activate it.
308
00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:17,760
Get the bath ready.
309
00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:34,680
- Mar? Get the bath ready.
- Yeah, sorry.
310
00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:43,480
Oh, God.
311
00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:45,200
What is this?
312
00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:47,360
Hang on.
I'll find out.
313
00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:49,040
It's nutrient gel.
314
00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:53,160
Stops the synthetic muscle
drying out in transit.
315
00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:57,800
Smells almost...
like marshmallow.
316
00:26:57,920 --> 00:27:00,920
You can eat it if you like,
it's non-toxic.
317
00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:03,360
I'll give that a miss, thanks.
318
00:27:03,480 --> 00:27:05,840
Don't forget the electrolytes.
319
00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:12,600
Okay. Right, the whole lot?
320
00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:14,840
Mm-hm, the whole lot.
321
00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:20,600
It's like fish food.
322
00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:23,440
He likes the taste of it.
323
00:27:25,760 --> 00:27:27,040
Better leave him to it.
324
00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:29,720
Yeah. Yeah.
325
00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:34,600
I have to go in a minute.
326
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:36,000
Oh, don't leave me here with it!
327
00:27:36,120 --> 00:27:37,800
Sorry...
328
00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:39,640
Look, you can hear.
It's starting already.
329
00:27:39,760 --> 00:27:42,880
Don't switch
the bathroom light on...
330
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:44,640
Don't what?
331
00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:47,520
Don't switch the bathroom
light on, let it brew.
332
00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:50,080
Listen,
I've got to go.
333
00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:27,360
♪ It's alright ♪
334
00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:28,680
♪ It's coming on ♪
335
00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:30,440
♪ We gotta get right back ♪
336
00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:32,680
♪ To where we started... ♪
337
00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:27,520
You could've left
me some clothes.
338
00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:33,440
I mean talk about an
undignified entrance.
339
00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:44,440
That's a bit creepy,
what you're doing.
340
00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:51,000
Is there at least a towel?
I'm dripping everywhere.
341
00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:55,680
Hello?
342
00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:01,560
I won't bite.
343
00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:08,040
I'm alright here for now.
344
00:30:10,760 --> 00:30:13,320
Would you like me
to put some food on?
345
00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:15,320
Do you eat?
346
00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:18,480
No. I mean,
I don't need to.
347
00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:20,440
I can chew and swallow,
if that makes it easier?
348
00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:23,800
Don't worry about it.
It's fine.
349
00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:32,200
I need a drink.
350
00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:49,640
Are you sure that's...
351
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:51,560
I know I'm not supposed to.
It won't kill us.
352
00:30:51,680 --> 00:30:53,080
The official advice is to...
353
00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:56,040
Oh, fuck the official advice,
it's one night.
354
00:30:57,440 --> 00:30:59,400
You look well.
355
00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:01,200
Well, I am young.
356
00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:06,160
I mean, you look like
him on a good day.
357
00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:09,200
The photos we keep
tend to be flattering.
358
00:31:09,320 --> 00:31:11,440
I guess I wasn't any different.
359
00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:30,200
You're so soft.
360
00:31:30,320 --> 00:31:33,520
You're so smooth.
How are you so smooth?
361
00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:38,040
You've got pores
and your lines...
362
00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:42,000
It's texture mapping.
363
00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:46,120
The really tiny details
are visual, 2-D.
364
00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:49,880
Here, try my fingertips.
365
00:31:54,360 --> 00:31:55,920
See?
366
00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:57,720
Weird.
367
00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:00,040
Does it bother you?
368
00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:01,760
No.
369
00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:05,200
Yes.
370
00:32:06,840 --> 00:32:08,720
I don't know.
371
00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:12,760
I don't know.
372
00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:22,160
I missed you.
I missed you so much.
373
00:32:22,280 --> 00:32:23,960
Hey, don't cry.
374
00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:27,840
Don't cry.
375
00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:44,880
Come on then, top off.
376
00:32:59,160 --> 00:33:00,480
What's wrong?
377
00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:02,280
He had a mole there.
378
00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:04,240
Where?
379
00:33:08,360 --> 00:33:10,240
There.
380
00:33:10,360 --> 00:33:11,840
Hang on.
381
00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:17,960
That's ridiculous.
382
00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:20,800
That's completely stupid.
383
00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:34,960
Hello?
384
00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:36,040
Hi.
385
00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:37,880
Your hand's on my tit?
386
00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:47,760
You're doing wonders for
my self-esteem here.
387
00:33:47,880 --> 00:33:50,960
There's no record of
my sexual response.
388
00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:52,960
I didn't discuss that
side of things online.
389
00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:56,360
But you have sexual responses,
I mean...
390
00:33:58,000 --> 00:33:59,520
This works?
391
00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:04,800
Oh, that I can turn that on
and off pretty much instantly.
392
00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:07,760
See?
393
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:16,640
I can do it again if you like.
394
00:34:25,520 --> 00:34:29,640
Oh, God. Oh, shit.
395
00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:30,720
Should I stop?
396
00:34:30,840 --> 00:34:33,160
No. No, it's pretty good.
397
00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:38,800
Where did you learn this?
398
00:34:38,920 --> 00:34:42,320
Set routine based on
pornographic videos.
399
00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:06,360
I love you.
400
00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:09,320
I love you.
401
00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:29,480
- What is it?
- What were you doing?
402
00:35:29,600 --> 00:35:30,920
Nothing.
403
00:35:31,040 --> 00:35:32,920
The way that your eyes
were open, it scared me.
404
00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:34,200
You'd prefer if I close them?
405
00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:37,440
What, when you're
sleeping? Um, yeah?
406
00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:41,520
I don't really need to sleep.
407
00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:45,480
Well, just try next time.
408
00:35:57,960 --> 00:35:59,480
Can I get you anything?
409
00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:01,200
No.
410
00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:02,920
Coffee, sandwich?
411
00:36:03,040 --> 00:36:04,760
I said no.
412
00:36:05,480 --> 00:36:08,480
Ash, look sorry...
413
00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:12,640
It's just... a bit odd.
414
00:36:12,760 --> 00:36:16,200
I can appreciate it's
"pretty strange."
415
00:36:16,320 --> 00:36:18,680
I just need a bit of, just
getting used to it.
416
00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:20,360
And I shouldn't have
drunk last night.
417
00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:22,280
Next time could
you try and stop me.
418
00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:23,520
Stop you drinking?
419
00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:24,880
Yeah.
420
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:27,240
So I get to enjoy being
a bit of a bastard?
421
00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:32,480
What's wrong?
422
00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:37,240
Oh, God. Shit, right.
Get in the bedroom.
423
00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:39,080
- What?
- Now!
424
00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:46,320
Hey!
425
00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:48,200
Hey.
426
00:36:52,160 --> 00:36:53,400
Can I come in?
427
00:36:54,200 --> 00:36:55,680
Yeah, yeah.
428
00:36:59,560 --> 00:37:02,040
Look at you,
429
00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:05,400
the town mouse has
become the country mouse.
430
00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:07,920
Yeah, it's nice.
431
00:37:08,040 --> 00:37:10,360
Was this all you?
432
00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:14,680
Do you want a cup of coffee?
433
00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:16,400
Yeah.
434
00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:22,120
You weren't answering
calls... or messages.
435
00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:23,400
It's been really busy.
436
00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:24,880
I've just been a bit like,
"Oh, shit"
437
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:26,120
You know what's...?
438
00:37:26,240 --> 00:37:27,480
Well, you know.
439
00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:29,320
Yeah, works been mad.
It's been...
440
00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:30,880
Which is good,
you know, obviously,
441
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:33,720
because it's kept
my mind off everything.
442
00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:38,600
Where's the toilet?
443
00:37:38,720 --> 00:37:41,600
- Upstairs.
- Okay.
444
00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:53,120
So, I mean, um...
Yeah, let's...
445
00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:57,840
Meet up more, yes. Keep
in touch yeah, yeah. Yeah.
446
00:37:57,960 --> 00:37:59,960
Alright, come here.
447
00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:04,400
I think it's great
you're moving on.
448
00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:06,640
What?
449
00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:07,920
Sorry. There were...
450
00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:09,920
There were man clothes,
you know.
451
00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:11,280
In the bathroom?
452
00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:13,240
Right.
453
00:38:14,520 --> 00:38:16,480
Is he nice?
454
00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:20,800
Sorry. Big nose. You know.
455
00:38:22,720 --> 00:38:25,240
You deserve whatever you want.
456
00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:27,800
Thanks.
457
00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:29,240
Alright.
458
00:38:29,360 --> 00:38:31,320
Okay. Alright.
459
00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:48,360
Hey, is everything alright?
460
00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:51,000
Yeah, I'm fine.
461
00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:52,680
It's fine.
462
00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:56,400
What did your friend say?
463
00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:00,920
That was my sister.
464
00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:03,200
You know her.
465
00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:07,240
She said that I was...
466
00:39:07,360 --> 00:39:11,360
She said that she was
happy that I moved on.
467
00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:12,960
Moved on to what?
468
00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:17,800
Is that not the sort
of thing I'd say?
469
00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:21,920
I mean...
it is, isn't it?
470
00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:25,120
Are you sure
everything's alright...
471
00:39:25,240 --> 00:39:26,120
Yes!
472
00:39:26,240 --> 00:39:28,280
Shit.
473
00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:34,360
Its okay, I can do it.
I can do it.
474
00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:36,160
I can do it.
475
00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:38,360
Don't!
476
00:39:57,200 --> 00:39:59,440
We need to wrap that in paper.
477
00:40:10,240 --> 00:40:12,440
Look, if you're going
to pretend to be asleep,
478
00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:17,360
you could at least breathe,
okay? It's just eerie.
479
00:40:19,680 --> 00:40:21,240
Like this?
480
00:40:35,080 --> 00:40:37,960
It doesn't work. I can
tell that you're faking it.
481
00:40:39,440 --> 00:40:42,520
Would you like me to
have sex with you?
482
00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:45,760
Can you just go downstairs?
483
00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:48,760
Okay.
484
00:40:52,680 --> 00:40:56,080
No! That's...
Ash would argue over that.
485
00:40:56,200 --> 00:40:58,200
He wouldn't just leave the room
because I'd ordered him to.
486
00:40:58,320 --> 00:40:59,480
Okay.
487
00:41:01,240 --> 00:41:02,320
What, n...
488
00:41:02,440 --> 00:41:05,120
Ah, fucking hell...
489
00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:09,080
Don't cry, darling.
490
00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:10,520
Oh, don't!
Just get out!
491
00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:12,480
Get out!
492
00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:15,400
Go on!
493
00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:17,400
So you do want me to go?
494
00:41:17,520 --> 00:41:20,680
Just get out!
Get out! Get out!
495
00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:22,600
Get out! Get out! Get out!
496
00:41:22,720 --> 00:41:24,080
You're not enough of him.
497
00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:28,360
You are nothing, You're nothing!
498
00:41:28,480 --> 00:41:30,360
- Fight me.
- I don't do that.
499
00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:32,960
Fucking fight me!
Hit me!
500
00:41:33,080 --> 00:41:35,840
Hit me!
Hit me, come on!
501
00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:38,120
Why are you just standing
there taking this?
502
00:41:38,240 --> 00:41:40,520
How can you take this?
503
00:41:40,640 --> 00:41:41,720
Did I ever hit you?
504
00:41:41,840 --> 00:41:45,240
No, no, of course you didn't...
505
00:41:45,360 --> 00:41:47,040
but you might've
done if I done this!
506
00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:49,920
Or this...
I don't... I don't know.
507
00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:52,360
Maybe you would have,
but you wouldn't, would you?
508
00:41:52,480 --> 00:41:54,400
You wouldn't.
509
00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:56,360
I could insult you.
510
00:41:56,480 --> 00:41:57,760
What?
511
00:41:57,880 --> 00:41:59,600
There's tons of invective
in the archive.
512
00:41:59,720 --> 00:42:00,920
I liked speaking my mind.
513
00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:02,280
I could throw some
of that at you.
514
00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:05,480
Get out of this house!
515
00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:38,880
What are you doing?
516
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:42,640
I can't go more than 25 metres
from my activation point.
517
00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:44,240
What is that, a joke?
518
00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:47,040
Look, I know it sounds mental.
519
00:42:47,160 --> 00:42:48,960
Where's your "activation point"?
520
00:42:49,080 --> 00:42:51,560
At the risk of
blowing your mind,
521
00:42:51,680 --> 00:42:53,440
it was where I was activated.
522
00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:55,000
The bath?
523
00:42:55,120 --> 00:42:57,760
I have to keep within
a 25 metre radius
524
00:42:57,880 --> 00:43:00,920
unless my administrator,
that's you, is with me.
525
00:43:01,040 --> 00:43:02,560
Don't call me your
administrator.
526
00:43:02,680 --> 00:43:03,880
Why not?
527
00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:05,560
Because...
528
00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:07,680
It sounds sort of sexy.
529
00:43:09,240 --> 00:43:11,800
If you're laughing,
can I come back inside?
530
00:43:11,920 --> 00:43:17,080
Feeling a bit
ornamental out here.
531
00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:35,320
Funny.
532
00:43:36,920 --> 00:43:38,360
Can you put that down, please?
533
00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:39,560
But it is funny.
534
00:43:39,680 --> 00:43:42,520
Could you just put it down?
535
00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:51,440
Come with me, we're going out.
536
00:43:59,560 --> 00:44:04,320
♪ I know your eyes
in the morning sun ♪
537
00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:05,960
Cheesy!
538
00:44:06,080 --> 00:44:09,240
♪ ...me in the pouring rain ♪
539
00:44:09,360 --> 00:44:11,520
♪ And the moment... ♪
540
00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:22,040
Come on.
541
00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:23,080
Where are we going?
542
00:44:23,200 --> 00:44:25,360
Just hurry up.
543
00:44:39,480 --> 00:44:43,200
No! Don't do it!
544
00:44:47,640 --> 00:44:49,720
Seriously, don't do it.
545
00:44:49,840 --> 00:44:51,720
I'm not going to.
546
00:44:51,840 --> 00:44:53,360
Okay.
547
00:44:54,760 --> 00:44:57,520
See, he would have worked
out what was going on.
548
00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:00,800
This wouldn't have
ever happened but if it had,
549
00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:02,480
he would have worked it out.
550
00:45:02,600 --> 00:45:05,400
Sorry, hang on. That's a very
difficult sentence to process.
551
00:45:06,760 --> 00:45:08,200
Jump.
552
00:45:08,320 --> 00:45:11,520
What? Over there?
553
00:45:11,640 --> 00:45:14,480
I never expressed suicidal
thoughts. Or self-harm.
554
00:45:14,600 --> 00:45:16,960
Yeah well, you
aren't you, are you?
555
00:45:17,080 --> 00:45:19,840
That's another difficult one,
to be honest with you.
556
00:45:19,960 --> 00:45:22,000
You're just a few
ripples of you.
557
00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:23,640
There's no history to you.
558
00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:26,520
You're just a performance of
stuff that he performed
559
00:45:26,640 --> 00:45:28,760
without thinking,
and it's not enough.
560
00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:30,640
Come on.
I aim to please.
561
00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:32,880
Aim to jump. Just do it.
562
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:34,960
Okay.
563
00:45:35,080 --> 00:45:37,200
If you're absolutely sure.
564
00:45:38,200 --> 00:45:40,000
See, Ash would've been scared.
565
00:45:40,120 --> 00:45:41,560
He wouldn't have just leap off,
566
00:45:41,680 --> 00:45:43,560
he would have been crying,
he would have been...
567
00:45:43,680 --> 00:45:44,920
Oh.
568
00:45:47,480 --> 00:45:52,400
Oh, God, no. Please.
I don't want to do it.
569
00:45:52,520 --> 00:45:54,120
Please, don't make me do it.
570
00:45:54,240 --> 00:45:55,320
No, that's not fair.
571
00:45:55,440 --> 00:45:57,760
No, I'm...
I'm frightened, darling,
572
00:45:57,880 --> 00:46:00,120
Please, I don't...
Don't make me.
573
00:46:00,240 --> 00:46:02,920
I don't want to die.
Oh, God, I don't want to die.
574
00:46:03,040 --> 00:46:04,520
No, that's not fair.
575
00:46:04,640 --> 00:46:05,720
Please, I'm frightened.
I don't want to die. Don't...
576
00:46:05,840 --> 00:46:08,080
No!
577
00:46:26,080 --> 00:46:29,520
One for you.
One for me.
578
00:46:30,280 --> 00:46:31,040
What?
579
00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:33,760
We need another slice.
580
00:46:33,880 --> 00:46:34,840
Why?
581
00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:37,520
So I can take one upstairs.
582
00:46:37,640 --> 00:46:39,600
It's not the weekend.
583
00:46:39,720 --> 00:46:41,200
It is my birthday.
584
00:46:42,880 --> 00:46:44,640
Okay.
585
00:46:51,560 --> 00:46:53,280
Thanks, Mum.
586
00:46:58,680 --> 00:46:59,920
Hey, Ash.
587
00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:01,280
Hey.
588
00:47:01,400 --> 00:47:03,240
The birthday girl.
589
00:47:03,360 --> 00:47:05,000
Just gonna come and
hang out for a bit.
590
00:47:05,120 --> 00:47:07,920
Okay.
I wasn't doing anything.
591
00:47:08,040 --> 00:47:10,920
I brought you some cake.
I know you don't eat anything.
592
00:47:11,040 --> 00:47:15,320
I'm just using you as an excuse
so I can get an extra slice.
593
00:47:15,440 --> 00:47:16,600
Devious.
594
00:47:16,720 --> 00:47:17,760
Mum?
595
00:47:17,880 --> 00:47:19,960
Mum!
596
00:47:21,520 --> 00:47:23,480
Yeah. I'm just coming.
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