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Hello.
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Just tell me what's happened.
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And what is it?
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I'll be right down.
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What's happened?
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Susannah.
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Susannah?
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Princess Susannah.
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Is she all right?
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Don't know.
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'Don't kill me.
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'Please don't kill me.'
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'Read the statement.
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'Yes. All right.
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'On this screen?
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'That is correct.
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I'm Susannah
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'Duchess of Beaumont.
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'Popularly known as
Princess Susannah.
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'I am in a place you... er...
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'cannot find,
held by one you will not trace.
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'Prime Minister Michael Callow...
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'Prime Minister
Michael Callow my life...
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'..my life depends on you.
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'If you do not do precisely
as instructed by, um...
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'by 4pm this afternoon,
I will be...
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'..I will be executed.
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'Please.'
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What are you doing? Keep it going.
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Prime Minister, at this point,
I think it's important to say
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that we are 100% certain
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that this is, indeed,
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Princess Susannah.
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Her car was intercepted
shortly after midnight,
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returning from the wedding
of a college friend.
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She'd insisted on going.
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But you had security on her?
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Two PPOs, still unconscious.
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Heavy sedative, close range,
each with a single puncture wound.
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No sign of struggle.
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Scrap Third World debt?
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Save the fucking libraries?
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We are convinced both the video and
the demand it contains are genuine.
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What demand?
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What Susannah says next...
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It concerns you directly, sir.
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Just play it.
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'There is only one demand,
and it is a simple one.
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'At 4pm this afternoon,
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'Prime Minister Michael Callow must
appear on live British television
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'on all networks,
terrestrial and satellite,
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'and... No!
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'On all British networks,
terrestrial and satellite,
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'and have full unsimulated
sexual intercourse with a pig.
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'I don't understand!'
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The video ends with a
series of technical
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specifications for
the broadcast.
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Why are you doing this?
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Is this joke, right?
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"Mike! Ho ho."
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It's real.
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She said pig.
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Sex with a pig.
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They want me to have sex with a pig?
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Live on television
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this afternoon.
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But what...? Who...?
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We're checking with embedded operatives,
compiling a list of suspects.
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Meanwhile, the demand has been made.
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There's not long
to formulate our response.
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Well, I'm not fucking a pig!
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Page one, that's not happening.
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Of course.
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Absolutely, sir.
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Well, have we established a dialogue
with this...?
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We can't. There's no
e-mail address, no code word.
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No channel for negotiation.
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So we focus on finding Susannah.
We get her back.
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However it's done, I don't care.
We stop this now.
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Everyone's working towards this.
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Yes. No. Not everyone. A dedicated
core team. This can't go wide.
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Keep it so far from the press
it's on the other side of Jupiter.
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This only exists in this room.
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It's already outside it.
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If there are hacks sniffing around,
shut them down, bright, red, D Notice.
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Super fucking Godzilla injunction
with ten-inch Whitehall fangs!
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This video came from YouTube.
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What?
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It was uploaded via an encrypted IP
an hour ago.
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Well, get it off there!
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We did after nine minutes, long enough
for it to be duplicated and spread.
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Spread?
How many people have seen this?
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We take down one,
six clones pop up elsewhere.
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How many people?
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50,000. That's our current estimate.
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The news rooms have got it.
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They're running this on air?
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No. We put a type five D notice out
and they're complying.
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For now.
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It's trending on Twitter.
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For... Fucking internet!
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What now? What's the play book?
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This is virgin territory,
Prime Minister.
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There's no play book.
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Princess Susannah's been kidnapped!
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You scared the shit out of me!
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There's a youtube of it!
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Go to work!
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And satellite,
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'..And have full unsimulated
sexual intercourse with a pig.'
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No way. It's a piss take, man.
Look at it!
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'I don't understand!'
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Why this is on the news?
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'..Carlton Bloom's
controversial exhibition
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'closes three weeks
ahead of schedule... '
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How do we describe it?
"An indecent act"?
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Everyone's seen the video.
They know the details.
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If we mention bestiality
Ofcom would be pissed off.
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Fuck Ofcom!
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We're observing the D Notice.
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Surely we're going to do something.
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We are honouring the D Notice.
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The voluntary D Notice!
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It may be a sportsman-like
gesture but we are making it.
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A woman's life is at stake!
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We follow the procedure.
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My timeline consists
of 100% viewers asking
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why we're not covering it.
How do I reply?
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You don't.
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That is totally backwards.
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No-one else has broken rank.
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Not the Beeb, not Sky, not...
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Facebook's coverage
is pretty comprehensive!
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Maybe
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It's like 9/11's happening and
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we're broadcasting sandwich recipes.
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We're not a chat room!
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It's on CNN and Fox.
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And MSNBC, Al Jazeera, NHK...
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All right.
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God! This planet!
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OK, Sarah, cover the snatch itself.
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Damon, public reaction. Meera,
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the royal angle, upcoming marriage,
etc.
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Simon, set tone with
Standards and Practices.
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We need to explain this without
viewers sicking up their Weetabix.
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Ken, the internet aspect, new paradigm,
Twitter, Arab spring, all that.
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Dan, all graphics run past me.
Keep it functional... no Peppa Pigs.
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Malaika,
update the princess obit VT.
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The Obit VT?
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Mm-hm. First, an awkward phone call.
Least I can do is warn Tom.
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We put a D Notice on it.
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'It's gone global, Tom.'
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Don't. I'm begging you.
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Don't run it, Martin.
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'Look, I'm sorry. I can't help you.'
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You know how much help
you're getting hereon in?
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Multiply nothing by shit-all!
UKN are dead for us!
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Shove it up your arse you fucking...
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Interesting.
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A man.
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Man?
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A man!
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Tom, so you're across it...
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I'm exploring contingency plans.
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'I briefed Callett.'
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Mr Callett.
Noel, from Blue Eye.
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Noel won an Emmy by his effects
work on that HBO moon Western thing.
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Sea Of Tranquillity.
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You won't find better.
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Can you map a head onto a body live?
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Depends if your camera's moving.
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Rule sheet specifies a single hand-held
camera in a constant roving motion.
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Mm.
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Yeah, Gonzo style.
He knows his shit. That's tough.
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"Fruition to be transmitted
in full"?
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Focus on the visuals. Different face
mapped onto a live performer.
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According to those stipulations.
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Fringes of possibility...
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Deadline's at four. We need to know
if it's workable by two.
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Can't happen.
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It has to.
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Our embeds have ruled out the major
players. It's not AQ, not IRA.
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This is what's left...
radicals, hate groups.
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People who've threatened yourself
or the royals.
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They're being pulled in as we speak.
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For more than questioning, I hope.
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Somebody know something.
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'If we all do it more, there'll be
less waste lying around... '
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Is it still not on the telly?
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Nothing. Must be a hoax.
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Or a black-out. Heads up!
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'Some major breaking news
here on UKN.
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In the last two minutes
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'It's been confirmed
that Susannah, Duchess of Beaumont
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'has been kidnapped.
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'A video uploaded
anonymously to the Internet
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'appears to depict the princess
pleading for her life.
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'The video also contains a bizarre
ransom demand of a personal nature
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'involving the Prime Minister,
and a detailed list of instructions
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'relating to the enactment
of this demand.
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'As police round up
potential suspects... '
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'... across the nation.
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'..This viewer video shows officers
raiding an address in Bradford.
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'A man thought to be
connected with a religious
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pressure group, dragged
to a waiting van... '
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If it's terrorists,
they'll take her head off.
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For fuck's sake, man!
Just saying.
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They'll be asking for
a million quid or something.
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They want him to do it with a pig.
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Demands...
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Telegraph has the whole video and an
interactive timeline. Tonally stark.
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Brief mention of the ransom being
"a sex act". Nothing too gross.
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Sun runs with "Taken".
Big grab of Susannah...
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Of course I still want that drink.
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Then give me something.
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It's not...
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That won't be possible.
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I'm friendly when I drink.
Very friendly when I'm grateful.
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There's no comment at this time
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The Guardian are running
a fucking live blog
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and a short piece on
the historical symbolism of the pig.
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'..Only five hours away,
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'UKN's Damon Brown analyses
the public reaction to the crisis.'
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'It's a day like no other.
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'The kidnap video has been watched
by over 18 million people.
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'Social networking sites are a... buzz
with 10,000 Tweets per minute.
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'While we wait for
Downing Street to respond,
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'the nation is voicing its opinion.
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'I don't think anyone should concede
to any humiliation under threat.
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'I couldn't bear to watch that.
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'I won't be tuning in.
Just thinking about it is horrible.
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'That's disgusting.
It is disgusting.
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'It is disgusting but...
after that, he's gonna be hero.
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'People will look at him like he's
insane and take his position away.
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'It will be hilarious to see that on TV.
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'Nothing too abnormal for MPs.
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'They're all sexual deviants,
all MPs and Prime Ministers.'
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We've been squeezing hard,
but nothing concrete.
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It's my house! You can't...
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You are in my doorway
touching my door handle!
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Could I have a word?
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It won't come to that.
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And if they don't find her?
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MI5 have got a name.
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They're surrounding the place now.
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Where?
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What?
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Where's the place?
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Truro.
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- Why are you lying?
- What?
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You're lying!
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Truro? Jesus!
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I don't want you worrying.
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You've never patronised me.
Don't start now.
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Whoever this is, is insane.
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And has a princess.
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00:15:16,577 --> 00:15:17,636
We'll get through this.
259
00:15:17,675 --> 00:15:20,151
Not any princess... the princess.
260
00:15:20,198 --> 00:15:25,017
Princess bloody Facebook bloody
eco-conscious national sweetheart.
261
00:15:25,018 --> 00:15:27,258
I won't have to do anything.
262
00:15:28,451 --> 00:15:29,809
Everyone's laughing at us.
263
00:15:29,845 --> 00:15:30,892
You don't know that.
264
00:15:30,925 --> 00:15:32,509
I know people.
265
00:15:32,560 --> 00:15:34,212
We love humiliation.
266
00:15:34,221 --> 00:15:35,432
I can not laugh
267
00:15:35,447 --> 00:15:36,728
Nothing is going to happen.
268
00:15:36,758 --> 00:15:38,712
It's already happening
in their heads.
269
00:15:39,898 --> 00:15:44,498
In their heads, that's what you're
doing, what my husband is doing.
270
00:15:48,808 --> 00:15:50,181
Please!
271
00:15:51,037 --> 00:15:52,384
Jane.
272
00:15:56,807 --> 00:15:58,119
I love you.
273
00:15:59,461 --> 00:16:00,781
What?
274
00:16:01,189 --> 00:16:02,618
Palace on the phone, sir.
275
00:16:02,619 --> 00:16:04,657
Get Alex to stall them.
276
00:16:05,071 --> 00:16:07,697
She's already been speaking to her
for ten minutes.
277
00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:09,499
"Her"?
278
00:16:09,563 --> 00:16:10,986
It's the Queen herself.
279
00:16:13,597 --> 00:16:14,962
Go on.
280
00:16:23,618 --> 00:16:27,564
'As the 4pm deadline draws nearer,
the world holds its breath... '
281
00:16:27,603 --> 00:16:29,150
waiting to discover where the princess
282
00:16:29,157 --> 00:16:30,869
Would they use a female pig?
283
00:16:31,305 --> 00:16:32,611
It's on the list.
284
00:16:32,673 --> 00:16:35,579
List of rules,
specifies camera angles and things.
285
00:16:35,596 --> 00:16:37,041
Like dogme 95.
286
00:16:37,064 --> 00:16:38,442
It's not like Dogme 95.
287
00:16:38,450 --> 00:16:39,544
Exactly that.
288
00:16:39,582 --> 00:16:40,937
What's Dogme 95?
289
00:16:40,938 --> 00:16:42,298
Cinematic movement.
290
00:16:42,299 --> 00:16:43,600
Lars von Trier.
291
00:16:44,889 --> 00:16:47,488
Rules for a director...
no background music,
292
00:16:47,489 --> 00:16:50,087
only natural light,
for authenticity.
293
00:16:50,418 --> 00:16:55,137
Same as these, so they can't cheat,
cut another guy's arse pumping away.
294
00:16:55,403 --> 00:16:58,165
'I can't think of anything
remotely like this.
295
00:16:58,738 --> 00:17:00,688
'A new form of terrorism...
296
00:17:00,736 --> 00:17:05,197
It's not Islamist. To request
a pig is specifically abhorrent.
297
00:17:05,226 --> 00:17:07,830
'That's the point!
Make love to a pig!'
298
00:17:08,134 --> 00:17:09,471
Make love?
299
00:17:10,058 --> 00:17:13,297
Steer them away
from the grisly details.
300
00:17:13,298 --> 00:17:16,257
'Let's not dwell
on any of the details.
301
00:17:16,258 --> 00:17:19,697
'This is already
a huge national talking point.
302
00:17:19,698 --> 00:17:24,097
'Isn't this precisely what whoever
is behind this is looking for?'
303
00:17:24,098 --> 00:17:26,137
How's Her Majesty taking it?
304
00:17:26,138 --> 00:17:28,361
"I trust you'll do everything
in your power to get her back."
305
00:17:30,541 --> 00:17:31,937
And we are.
306
00:17:31,938 --> 00:17:35,057
It wasn't a collective "you".
It was a singular "you", ie me.
307
00:17:35,058 --> 00:17:38,897
Sir, we may have something. Jamie's
been tracing the video's origin.
308
00:17:38,898 --> 00:17:40,213
I thought it was untraceable.
309
00:17:40,568 --> 00:17:44,060
Technically, yes, so I thought,
"Work with what we do now"
310
00:17:44,061 --> 00:17:47,979
That video, before Youtube
compression it was 57.3 meg.
311
00:17:49,427 --> 00:17:51,186
Algorithm.
312
00:17:51,203 --> 00:17:54,659
Anyway, we also know
it was uploaded at 3:16 AM.
313
00:17:54,738 --> 00:17:57,831
I ran a nationwide traceback
on uninterrupted one-way uploads
314
00:17:57,886 --> 00:18:02,104
of precisely 57.3 meg
in the minutes leading up to 3:16,
315
00:18:02,138 --> 00:18:04,824
and the closest I can get
is a postcode.
316
00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:06,777
It came from somewhere in there.
317
00:18:08,597 --> 00:18:09,933
Looks like a campus.
318
00:18:09,964 --> 00:18:11,897
Yeah. Closed 2010.
319
00:18:11,898 --> 00:18:13,577
It's been empty since.
320
00:18:13,578 --> 00:18:15,657
Latest I-sat image on this area?
321
00:18:15,658 --> 00:18:18,938
3 AM flyover shot from last night...
322
00:18:20,858 --> 00:18:22,667
Looks like it had lights on.
323
00:18:24,199 --> 00:18:27,308
We got him. We got him.
324
00:18:27,423 --> 00:18:30,511
Alert the local team.
Full squad. I'll man it.
325
00:18:30,574 --> 00:18:33,863
With helmet-cam relay.
We can watch the operation.
326
00:18:34,215 --> 00:18:35,730
Press office, OK, Tom?
327
00:18:41,338 --> 00:18:42,652
Yes!
328
00:18:59,938 --> 00:19:02,057
Right. Confident?
329
00:19:02,058 --> 00:19:05,217
It's a kick-bollock scramble,
but with finessing it should be OK.
330
00:19:05,218 --> 00:19:08,538
Finesse quickly.
Our performer's on his way.
331
00:19:14,738 --> 00:19:19,097
It's a new one for me, obviously.
I wouldn't normally... You know.
332
00:19:19,098 --> 00:19:21,097
You seen any of my films?
333
00:19:21,098 --> 00:19:21,992
No.
334
00:19:22,008 --> 00:19:24,984
I'm pretty trad... bish, bash, bosh.
In, out.
335
00:19:25,032 --> 00:19:26,641
Yeah, well...
336
00:19:26,703 --> 00:19:28,977
What do I put on the invoice?
That's what I'm wondering.
337
00:19:28,978 --> 00:19:30,268
There won't be any invoicing.
338
00:19:30,307 --> 00:19:33,494
- Oi-oi, Rod!
- Oi-oi!
339
00:19:35,289 --> 00:19:37,897
Need to prep two statements
340
00:19:37,898 --> 00:19:39,376
Good outcome. Bad outcome.
341
00:19:39,377 --> 00:19:40,601
Rescue operation?
342
00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:43,554
Goon squad's heading
for postcode in Buckinghamshire.
343
00:19:43,618 --> 00:19:47,698
HP84TD, a college or something.
They should be there by now.
344
00:20:11,498 --> 00:20:14,737
Yeah, I've reduced
the luminance...
345
00:20:14,784 --> 00:20:17,097
Agent Callett, this is Mr Flynn.
346
00:20:17,098 --> 00:20:19,377
AKA, Rod Senseless.
347
00:20:19,378 --> 00:20:20,850
Stage name.
348
00:20:23,514 --> 00:20:25,177
Yeah. Well...
349
00:20:25,731 --> 00:20:27,297
You need to get into this.
350
00:20:27,332 --> 00:20:29,145
Is there a dressing room I can use?
351
00:20:29,177 --> 00:20:30,498
No.
352
00:20:30,574 --> 00:20:32,417
Where's my co-star?
353
00:20:32,418 --> 00:20:34,723
Be rude not to give her a kiss
beforehand.
354
00:20:34,763 --> 00:20:37,082
Outside in the truck.
355
00:20:38,140 --> 00:20:39,824
Full of joie de vivre, isn't he?
356
00:20:43,058 --> 00:20:46,738
You also need to wear this...
on your head.
357
00:20:54,692 --> 00:20:57,346
Board's been prised away.
That's where they got in.
358
00:20:57,380 --> 00:20:58,692
OK.
359
00:20:59,176 --> 00:21:00,658
'Target identified.'
360
00:21:00,691 --> 00:21:01,871
Commissioner. Thank you.
361
00:21:01,895 --> 00:21:03,395
So, team red...
362
00:21:03,410 --> 00:21:04,590
'Any orders, boss?'
363
00:21:04,613 --> 00:21:06,848
Continue reconnaissance
and await instructions,
364
00:21:06,887 --> 00:21:08,286
before you proceed.
365
00:21:08,348 --> 00:21:10,564
'With the 4pm deadline
three hours away,
366
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:12,423
'time is running out
for the Prime Minister... '
367
00:21:21,898 --> 00:21:23,298
They got in, yeah?
368
00:21:23,908 --> 00:21:25,759
Do you think I'd be here
if they had?
369
00:21:27,338 --> 00:21:29,244
We've got statements
for either outcome.
370
00:21:32,938 --> 00:21:34,804
Listen,
coverage is very sympathetic.
371
00:21:34,825 --> 00:21:36,601
Can't think about coverage now!
372
00:21:43,185 --> 00:21:44,542
But it's on-side?
373
00:21:45,347 --> 00:21:47,041
Strong undercurrent of sympathy.
374
00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:49,948
Every poll indicates
understanding, disgust with the
375
00:21:49,949 --> 00:21:52,816
captor, outrage at the whole
thing, but not at you.
376
00:21:57,293 --> 00:22:00,581
If Walker's team fuck up, I'm not
saying they will, but if they do,
377
00:22:01,018 --> 00:22:04,098
the public anticipates
non-compliance.
378
00:22:05,267 --> 00:22:08,307
There'll be squawks from the usuals,
379
00:22:08,339 --> 00:22:12,488
but it's not "England expects".
380
00:22:17,929 --> 00:22:23,089
If he kills her, there's no blood
on your hands. Bottom line.
381
00:22:26,778 --> 00:22:32,175
'With hours to go, time is running
out for the security services.
382
00:22:32,347 --> 00:22:34,737
'Joining us is actress Lydia... '
383
00:22:34,769 --> 00:22:36,577
Thought this was coming from IB7.
384
00:22:36,578 --> 00:22:39,643
We trimmed the edges
so it's coming direct.
385
00:22:40,315 --> 00:22:42,337
Twinkle tits from?
386
00:22:42,338 --> 00:22:46,497
Actress, Downton Abbey,
knows the princess.
387
00:22:46,701 --> 00:22:48,708
This came for you,
left at reception.
388
00:22:49,916 --> 00:22:51,538
Courier dropped it off.
389
00:22:55,898 --> 00:22:58,058
Know how to plug this in?
390
00:23:05,138 --> 00:23:07,657
Jack, call the police. Take it!
391
00:23:07,658 --> 00:23:09,817
Get someone to shoot that first.
392
00:23:09,818 --> 00:23:11,858
What the fuck is this?
393
00:23:13,247 --> 00:23:15,685
'I gave you rules.
'I said no cheating.
394
00:23:26,458 --> 00:23:28,577
'Some more breaking news,
395
00:23:28,578 --> 00:23:32,577
'and a severed finger, thought
to belong to Princess Susannah,
396
00:23:32,578 --> 00:23:36,097
'has been delivered to UKN,
along with a video
397
00:23:36,098 --> 00:23:40,417
'apparently showing the kidnapper
removing it from the princess.
398
00:23:40,605 --> 00:23:44,287
'UKN News has passed all material
to Scotland Yard... '
399
00:23:44,311 --> 00:23:45,858
Fucking hell!
400
00:23:46,201 --> 00:23:50,506
God! I can't watch this!
He's got to do what they want.
401
00:23:50,647 --> 00:23:52,017
Yes, he fucking has!
402
00:23:52,018 --> 00:23:54,338
'..Which contained a statement
403
00:23:54,422 --> 00:23:58,696
'accusing Downing Street of
attempting to break the rules
404
00:23:58,721 --> 00:24:01,112
'This grim development comes just hours
405
00:24:01,155 --> 00:24:03,276
before the 4PM deadline... '
406
00:24:06,618 --> 00:24:08,218
Jesus!
407
00:24:13,458 --> 00:24:16,737
Unless I'm mistaken,
our mystery man specified
408
00:24:16,738 --> 00:24:19,779
no visual trickery
in his original demand, didn't he?
409
00:24:20,444 --> 00:24:21,748
I considered it necessary...
410
00:24:21,780 --> 00:24:23,084
Considered it necessary.
411
00:24:23,108 --> 00:24:24,413
To divise...
412
00:24:24,420 --> 00:24:26,147
FUCKING HELL!
413
00:24:32,123 --> 00:24:33,432
- Mike...!
- Don't!
414
00:24:33,464 --> 00:24:34,782
It's nor...
415
00:24:34,790 --> 00:24:37,889
One word, I swear I will fucking...!
416
00:24:49,861 --> 00:24:51,630
What did you do, Alex?
417
00:24:52,706 --> 00:24:54,357
I had a back-up plan.
418
00:24:55,081 --> 00:24:57,348
A man prepared to do it
and an FX company that
419
00:24:57,349 --> 00:24:59,615
would paint your head
onto his shoulders.
420
00:24:59,658 --> 00:25:01,216
You actually
thought that would work?
421
00:25:01,380 --> 00:25:02,701
I believed it worth considering.
422
00:25:02,804 --> 00:25:04,497
Then you're a stupid bitch.
423
00:25:04,898 --> 00:25:06,977
With your interest at heart.
424
00:25:07,158 --> 00:25:08,372
Who knew about this?
425
00:25:08,712 --> 00:25:12,341
A select few.
It seems some idiot at the studio
426
00:25:12,388 --> 00:25:14,841
recognised our designated performer,
427
00:25:14,939 --> 00:25:18,200
Tweeted a photo and the online
hivemind did the maths.
428
00:25:18,248 --> 00:25:19,810
It's not playing well.
429
00:25:21,392 --> 00:25:22,747
With who?
430
00:25:24,223 --> 00:25:26,199
With, er... anyone.
431
00:25:26,498 --> 00:25:30,301
'A few hours ago, public opinion
was behind Prime Minister Callow,
432
00:25:30,333 --> 00:25:32,934
'with only 28%
of the public believing
433
00:25:32,970 --> 00:25:35,738
'he should fulfil the bizarre
and illegal request.
434
00:25:36,316 --> 00:25:37,988
'In the wake of these images,
435
00:25:38,041 --> 00:25:42,961
'and the delivery of the princess's
finger, the mood is shifting.
436
00:25:43,018 --> 00:25:46,581
'It'll be humiliating, but nothing
compared to her suffering.
437
00:25:46,605 --> 00:25:48,128
'With the appearance of finger...
438
00:25:48,174 --> 00:25:49,284
'He's just got to do it.
439
00:25:49,308 --> 00:25:50,191
Yes, he has to do it.
440
00:25:50,206 --> 00:25:51,595
'What's the alternative?
441
00:25:51,596 --> 00:25:54,510
'We can get another Prime Minister.
We can't live without a princess.
442
00:25:54,550 --> 00:25:55,941
Of course...
443
00:25:55,987 --> 00:25:59,577
'If he doesn't get her released,
he's finished, isn't he?
444
00:25:59,578 --> 00:26:02,986
'Online polls suggest
that 86% of voters
445
00:26:03,018 --> 00:26:05,657
'now believe
the demand should be met.
446
00:26:05,658 --> 00:26:07,658
'Damon Brown... '
447
00:26:10,658 --> 00:26:12,456
When are Walker's team
hitting the college?
448
00:26:12,457 --> 00:26:13,578
They need time...
449
00:26:13,579 --> 00:26:15,537
No more pissing around.
450
00:26:15,538 --> 00:26:16,938
Julian's advising against...
451
00:26:16,939 --> 00:26:20,777
I'm advising for.
They go in now. They go in now.
452
00:26:37,698 --> 00:26:39,857
Where's my obit VT?
453
00:26:39,858 --> 00:26:44,297
What would you say if I said I was
near where Susannah's being held?
454
00:26:44,298 --> 00:26:45,842
I'd say bullshit.
455
00:26:45,897 --> 00:26:47,856
Then you'd be wrong.
456
00:26:49,342 --> 00:26:50,882
Have you got a crew with you?
457
00:26:50,938 --> 00:26:52,514
I'm not stupid.
458
00:26:53,493 --> 00:26:54,874
Malaika?
459
00:26:55,319 --> 00:26:56,546
Hello?
460
00:27:10,898 --> 00:27:12,497
Are you getting this?
461
00:27:12,498 --> 00:27:15,378
Yeah. Don't put yourself
in any danger.
462
00:27:22,098 --> 00:27:23,298
Still getting this?
463
00:27:23,299 --> 00:27:26,698
Yeah. Just stay safe, Malaika.
Be careful!
464
00:27:42,658 --> 00:27:44,578
If this doesn't work...
465
00:27:45,703 --> 00:27:47,698
we need...
466
00:28:11,738 --> 00:28:15,018
Armed police! Lay down on the floor!
Lay down on the floor!
467
00:28:18,780 --> 00:28:20,978
Move!
468
00:28:24,858 --> 00:28:26,498
Fuck!
469
00:28:32,711 --> 00:28:34,750
It's a decoy.
470
00:28:34,994 --> 00:28:39,548
They must have bounced the upload
from here with a proxy. I'm sorry.
471
00:28:39,620 --> 00:28:40,869
Jesus!
472
00:28:40,898 --> 00:28:42,174
They're looking right at her!
473
00:28:42,229 --> 00:28:43,650
They can't see her.
474
00:28:43,751 --> 00:28:44,893
'Malaika, make sure they can't... '
475
00:28:44,931 --> 00:28:46,525
Stay down! Don't move!
476
00:28:50,298 --> 00:28:52,618
Run, Malaika! Run!
477
00:28:56,258 --> 00:28:58,417
Get out of there. Come on!
478
00:28:58,418 --> 00:29:00,378
Armed police!
479
00:29:08,858 --> 00:29:10,203
Is it him?
480
00:29:10,290 --> 00:29:13,227
Where the fuck is Jack?
481
00:29:13,258 --> 00:29:16,017
Advance! Advance! Advance!
482
00:29:18,082 --> 00:29:21,082
Get down!
483
00:29:21,178 --> 00:29:24,016
Get down!
484
00:29:24,065 --> 00:29:28,264
UKN. It's Malaika something
or other. She's from UKN.
485
00:29:28,297 --> 00:29:29,578
You press? Yes.
486
00:29:31,298 --> 00:29:33,657
There goes your RTS Award.
487
00:29:33,658 --> 00:29:35,737
There must be something.
488
00:29:35,738 --> 00:29:36,566
There's nothing there, Mike.
489
00:29:36,589 --> 00:29:37,897
There'll be a clue.
Some evidence.
490
00:29:37,898 --> 00:29:38,938
We've done all we can.
491
00:29:38,939 --> 00:29:41,377
You rescued mannequin.
492
00:29:41,412 --> 00:29:42,285
I'm sorry, Michael...
493
00:29:42,309 --> 00:29:43,412
Fuck off, Julian!
494
00:29:43,453 --> 00:29:45,076
20 past three. We're out of time.
495
00:29:45,081 --> 00:29:47,068
We're not out of time!
496
00:29:47,609 --> 00:29:49,193
We're not out of time.
497
00:30:04,938 --> 00:30:06,937
It's not going to happen.
498
00:30:06,938 --> 00:30:07,456
To the public...
499
00:30:07,457 --> 00:30:08,338
Fuck the public!
500
00:30:08,339 --> 00:30:13,217
To the public, this would be one man
of questionable popularity
501
00:30:13,218 --> 00:30:15,458
putting personal embarrassment
over the life of a girl.
502
00:30:15,459 --> 00:30:17,697
They will not release her anyway.
She's probably already dead.
503
00:30:17,698 --> 00:30:20,614
If she isn't,
he'll kill her and upload the video.
504
00:30:21,841 --> 00:30:25,577
Everyone will see it.
The world will see it.
505
00:30:25,578 --> 00:30:29,897
The mood will border on insurrection
and you will be destroyed,
506
00:30:29,898 --> 00:30:33,018
I guarantee you...
utterly destroyed.
507
00:30:35,703 --> 00:30:37,623
The polling bears that out.
508
00:30:38,258 --> 00:30:44,857
You won't just be
a disgraced politician,
509
00:30:44,858 --> 00:30:49,977
The public, the Palace and the Party
insist on compliance.
510
00:30:49,985 --> 00:30:51,237
Fuck the Party!
511
00:30:51,246 --> 00:30:54,024
Refuse, and I've been advised
512
00:30:54,058 --> 00:30:56,657
that we cannot guarantee
your physical safety.
513
00:30:58,599 --> 00:31:00,300
Or that of your family.
514
00:31:02,176 --> 00:31:03,887
But...
515
00:31:13,544 --> 00:31:15,761
I've made arrangements
for the broadcast.
516
00:31:18,003 --> 00:31:19,078
I can't...
517
00:31:19,079 --> 00:31:21,925
I'm sorry, Michael.
It's out of your hands.
518
00:31:44,938 --> 00:31:48,417
'Let's take you live to the
scene in central London.
519
00:31:48,418 --> 00:31:52,257
'As we see the Prime Minister's car
travelling across London... '
520
00:31:52,258 --> 00:31:53,964
He's got to do it.
521
00:31:54,254 --> 00:31:56,090
The world's bloody broken.
522
00:31:56,175 --> 00:32:00,178
'..Appears to be heading west
to Bankside Studios.'
523
00:32:33,431 --> 00:32:36,230
We've ratified the law...
after midnight,
524
00:32:36,285 --> 00:32:40,452
it'll be a criminal of fence to store
any recording or images of the event.
525
00:32:44,898 --> 00:32:47,800
They're doing an announcement
to warn people off
526
00:32:47,801 --> 00:32:50,702
even watching, some sonic
tone that causes nausea.
527
00:32:52,658 --> 00:32:56,737
'..When public opinion
has very much hardened,
528
00:32:56,738 --> 00:33:00,202
'following the delivery
of the princess's severed finger.
529
00:33:00,752 --> 00:33:04,819
'As the 4pm deadline approaches,
the nation is at a stand still
530
00:33:04,858 --> 00:33:07,737
'watching the extraordinary
situation play out.
531
00:33:07,738 --> 00:33:12,617
'Just to remind you, this is now
a story of global significance... '
532
00:33:12,618 --> 00:33:16,297
"Michael Callow has displayed
incredible bravery"
533
00:33:16,298 --> 00:33:19,058
"in what was a matter
of life or death."
534
00:33:19,488 --> 00:33:22,287
That's how it opens,
then we should move on...
535
00:33:22,938 --> 00:33:24,898
OK. Yeah.
536
00:33:26,186 --> 00:33:27,492
Everything prepared?
537
00:33:27,548 --> 00:33:28,624
Yes, ma'am.
538
00:33:28,655 --> 00:33:29,812
It's sedated?
539
00:33:29,838 --> 00:33:31,232
Injection. It's docile.
540
00:33:39,858 --> 00:33:42,178
It's time to go in now.
541
00:33:47,938 --> 00:33:50,057
'..An unprecedented nature.'
542
00:33:50,058 --> 00:33:52,320
'This is an official announcement.
543
00:33:52,343 --> 00:33:53,804
In a few minutes,
544
00:33:53,865 --> 00:33:57,122
'the Prime Minister will perform
an indecent act on your screens.
545
00:33:59,658 --> 00:34:04,937
'..In the hope that it will ensure
the release of Princess Susannah.
546
00:34:04,938 --> 00:34:08,710
'Recording or possessing a copy of
this broadcast will become illegal
547
00:34:08,719 --> 00:34:09,804
at midnight.
548
00:34:09,851 --> 00:34:13,459
'All viewers are advised to turn off
their televisions immediately.
549
00:34:13,498 --> 00:34:16,257
'The broadcast will commence after
the following tone.'
550
00:34:50,655 --> 00:34:52,632
We're complying with
the stipulated rules.
551
00:34:52,694 --> 00:34:54,819
You'll have to keep going...
552
00:34:57,858 --> 00:35:00,938
You'll have to see it through
to the end.
553
00:35:04,305 --> 00:35:08,097
We've placed visual aids in your
eyeline, which might help if you...
554
00:35:08,098 --> 00:35:10,098
get into trouble.
555
00:35:13,671 --> 00:35:16,345
The suggestion we're getting
from psychologists
556
00:35:16,402 --> 00:35:19,165
is that you should take
as long as you need.
557
00:35:21,858 --> 00:35:25,777
If you rush, it might be
misinterpreted as eagerness
558
00:35:25,778 --> 00:35:28,018
or even enjoyment.
559
00:35:41,378 --> 00:35:43,923
It's just
a skeleton crew inside.
560
00:35:44,945 --> 00:35:46,524
Closed set.
561
00:36:32,138 --> 00:36:33,378
There he is!
562
00:36:37,738 --> 00:36:42,801
'I trust this will bring about the
safe return of Princess Susannah.'
563
00:36:52,419 --> 00:36:53,699
'I...
564
00:36:59,936 --> 00:37:01,785
'I love my wife.'
565
00:37:05,503 --> 00:37:07,121
'May God forgive me.'
566
00:37:26,818 --> 00:37:29,297
No!
567
00:39:06,898 --> 00:39:10,018
Jesus! Poor bastard!
568
00:39:12,458 --> 00:39:14,457
But it's been on for nearly an hour.
569
00:39:14,458 --> 00:39:16,818
It's history, this.
570
00:40:17,258 --> 00:40:19,257
We've got her. Susannah.
571
00:40:19,258 --> 00:40:20,178
They released her?
572
00:40:20,179 --> 00:40:23,016
Stumbling about in the city.
573
00:40:23,048 --> 00:40:26,511
Sedated. She can't remember
anything, but she's unharmed.
574
00:40:26,535 --> 00:40:27,847
But her finger?
575
00:40:27,886 --> 00:40:29,897
Not hers. DNA shows it's male.
576
00:40:29,898 --> 00:40:30,903
What?
577
00:40:31,028 --> 00:40:36,224
There is one other thing. There's a
CCTV grab of her from half three.
578
00:40:36,270 --> 00:40:40,457
It seems he let her go
30 minutes before it happened.
579
00:40:41,629 --> 00:40:43,014
Why?
580
00:40:43,163 --> 00:40:44,671
My guess...
581
00:40:44,788 --> 00:40:46,272
he knew everyone would
be elsewhere
582
00:40:46,327 --> 00:40:48,530
watching screens.
583
00:40:49,970 --> 00:40:51,581
So it's a statement.
584
00:40:51,628 --> 00:40:52,995
Ma'am?
585
00:40:53,010 --> 00:40:56,130
That's what this was all about,
making a point.
586
00:40:56,538 --> 00:40:58,018
Should we, er...?
587
00:40:58,019 --> 00:41:00,087
Lose that page of the report.
588
00:41:00,384 --> 00:41:02,657
No-one sees it, especially the PM.
589
00:41:02,658 --> 00:41:04,658
Of course.
590
00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:15,711
Good news, Michael.
591
00:41:16,556 --> 00:41:19,384
You saved her.
Susannah's alive and well.
592
00:42:11,578 --> 00:42:15,257
'On the one-year anniversary
of his humiliating ordeal,
593
00:42:15,258 --> 00:42:19,377
'an apparently unconcerned Michael
Callow put in an assured performance
594
00:42:19,378 --> 00:42:22,525
'at a public appearance,
accompanied by his wife Jane.
595
00:42:22,557 --> 00:42:23,815
Here I go.
596
00:42:23,837 --> 00:42:24,917
'OK.
597
00:42:28,745 --> 00:42:32,447
'The other central figure in events
was also before the camera
598
00:42:32,518 --> 00:42:34,857
'at last night's
Children Of Valour Awards.
599
00:42:34,858 --> 00:42:37,657
'Princess Susannah
made her first public appearance
600
00:42:37,658 --> 00:42:39,541
'since announcing her pregnancy.
601
00:42:40,127 --> 00:42:44,417
'It was one year ago that
the Turner Prize-winning artist,
602
00:42:44,418 --> 00:42:45,752
'Carlton Bloom,
603
00:42:45,786 --> 00:42:49,064
'coerced the Prime Minister
into committing an indecent act.
604
00:42:51,298 --> 00:42:55,464
'As the anniversary arrived,
one art critic caused controversy
605
00:42:55,495 --> 00:42:59,497
'by describing it as "the first
great artwork of the 21st century".
606
00:42:59,989 --> 00:43:03,828
'While cultural commentators
debate its significance,
607
00:43:03,876 --> 00:43:06,097
'with a global audience
of 1.3 billion,
608
00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:08,675
'it was an event
in which we all participated.
609
00:43:08,791 --> 00:43:11,978
However, the incident failed
to destroy a Prime Minister,
610
00:43:12,057 --> 00:43:16,337
'who holds an approval rating
three points higher than last year.
611
00:43:16,445 --> 00:43:18,767
'Damon Brown, UKN.'
612
00:43:23,858 --> 00:43:25,058
Jane.
613
00:43:26,252 --> 00:43:27,892
Jane, please.
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