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- Previously,
on "All Stars..."
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For this week's Maxi Challenge,
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you'll be starring in
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The Rusical."
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And believe it or not,
there's still a way
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for each of you to make it
to the top three.
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Each top two All Star will win
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two Beautiful Benefactress
Badges,
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one to keep
and one to give away.
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- The probability
and the mathing
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is a lot for my brain.
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- You have a voice in there.
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- Shannel needs a badge.
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- Shannel!
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Even when you
weren't in the scene,
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you were still in character,
and it was mesmerizing.
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Jorgeous!
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- That was perfection from
the beginning to the end.
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- [laughs] Thank you.
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- The top two All Stars
of the week are Jorgeous...
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My God!
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- And Shannel.
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- Fuck yeah, I did it.
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- You've each earned two
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Beautiful Benefactressism
Badges,
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one to keep
and one to give away.
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This is your chance
to impress me and win
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$10,000 for your cause.
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Jorgeous, Shannel, it's a tie.
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- All right!
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- Jorgeous, Shannel, which queen
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will receive the gift of your
Beautiful Benefactress Badge?
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- I really want to give this
badge to this bitch Shannel.
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- I would give my other one
to her as well.
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- Jorgeous...
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Sis!
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- You get the other badge.
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The table done turned over
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and flipped over, bitch.
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These some smart bitches, girl.
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We did it!
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- We did it, we did it!
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Bitch, in five minutes,
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I went from zero badges
to two badges.
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So you cannot tell
this bitch shit.
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- Congratulations!
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- Thank you!
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- And I've won $5,000
for the Anxiety and Depression
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Association of America,
which is everything.
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Everything!
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- We're very happy
that Shannel got two now,
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and Jorgeous is
in the four club.
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- Amazing.
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- Welcome to
the four-badger club.
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My God, I know!
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My God,
that happened so quick.
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Shannel basically
put me into the lead.
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It just feels, like, so good.
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And I'm like, thank you, bitch.
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I don't know if you knew
what you were doing.
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But thank you.
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I didn't think you were going
to pick me to give the badge.
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I thought you were going
to give it to Nina.
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- No.
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Earlier when
the question was asked,
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who would give me a badge,
you were
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the only person to speak up.
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- I feel like if
I were to win, like,
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I would honestly
give one to Shannel,
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because bitch has been turning
it this whole competition.
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- Thank you, baby.
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So for me, it was
an absolute no-brainer.
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My God.
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- I was like, well,
bitch, why would we want
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one when we could have two?
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- No, literally.
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- No!
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No, no, no, no, no.
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That's a terrible play.
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Shannel giving her badge to
any one of us with two badges...
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Mik, Vanjie, me...
would be a smarter move,
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because now, the rich get
richer, the poor stay poor.
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I mean, that doesn't
make any sense.
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- Now it's a tight race.
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- [laughs] OK.
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- Now everyone has
two, three, and four.
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- I told you, bitch.
What did RuPaul say?
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Anybody got a path to the crown.
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- I'm going to say this.
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I've never been pushed
like this before.
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You know, when you go into
a competition, you're like,
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OK, I got this.
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But everyone is so fucking good.
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Then RuPaul is throwing in,
anyone can fucking win.
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So now I'm stressed.
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- I know.
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- I've been at four
for two weeks now
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and I don't feel safe at all,
because you don't
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know what they're going to twist
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and what they're going to turn.
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- Exactly.
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- You can't slow down for
any moment at a time at all.
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- Raise your hand if you
think you could win this.
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- We better all answer yes!
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- I just wanted to know
what kind of bitches
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I was in the room with.
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- Everyone here is sickening.
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So I might be in the
lead, but I can't let up.
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Let's get out of this.
Let's go.
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- I'm done.
It's a wrap.
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- Come on.
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- We may be competing
for charity,
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but don't ever get it twisted.
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I'm here to get my crown.
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- I can do that too.
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Every badge is like
a gallon of gasoline.
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And I've been filling up
the doll's tank,
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and that just gives me
more gasoline
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to get towards the end.
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- You won, Mary!
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- I know, bitch.
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I'm a part of
the four-badge club!
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My God.
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And I'm not.
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- You're not?
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- And baby, the doll
don't make pit stops.
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- I have three.
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- Where have I been?
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- Clearly not in
this competition.
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The winner of "RuPaul's Drag
Race All Stars" receives
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a one-year supply of Anastasia
Beverly Hills cosmetics,
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a coveted spot in
the Drag Race Hall of Fame,
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and a $200,000 donation
to the charity of their choice
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courtesy of the Palette Fund.
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Yes!
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- Hey, everybody.
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Hello there.
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Not going to lie,
I'm feeling really good
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coming into this week.
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Because my God,
I'm a frontrunner now.
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Like, who am I?
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- So y'all, we've done
the Makeover Challenge.
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We've done the Rusical.
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Snatch Game.
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- We've done Snatch Game.
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- We've done the Roast.
- The Roast.
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- The Design Challenge.
- We've done the Ball.
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- Yeah, no more snippers.
- No more snippers.
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- No more ruby snippers.
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But it is "Drag Race."
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Anything can happen.
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I definitely think
there's more coming.
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- There's more race.
There's more laps.
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- It could be anyone's game.
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- We're getting too
close to the end.
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It can't be easy.
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- Yeah, more laps to have.
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- So y'all, we're almost done.
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- Ten weeks.
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- It's crazy.
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- It's been getting crazier,
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because I had a dream
about Vanjie.
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- Wait, what?
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- Before... yes!
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- Was it a wet dream, or?
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- You could say that.
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This bitch was chasing
me with a water hose.
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- What?
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- She was like, come here, loca.
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Come here.
I'ma get you, bitch.
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- That's her.
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- We've been here so long.
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We've talked about
so many things.
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- That's the best
part about this is,
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like, we all get to be
this close this long.
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- Yeah.
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- I remember the times
when Roxxxy
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used to be very close to me.
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- Wait a minute.
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- You two have a history?
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Vanjie and Roxxxy?
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- Don't we all have histories?
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- I know everybody
be intertwining.
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- I was the original
Brooke Lynn.
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- [gasps] You were
the original Brooke Lynn?
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- Really?
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- We didn't date-date.
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- No.
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We had a flirlationship.
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- I did remember, like,
text messages and pictures.
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My God, photos?
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It didn't work out.
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That's the true tea.
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- But y'all never
actually did hook up?
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- No.
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- Y'all just saw
the peaches and the photos
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and things like that.
- We've been to the gallery.
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We didn't taste nothing.
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- Um, Vanjie's mine.
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Get back, bitch.
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Best friends forever.
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- See?
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See, that was divine.
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- She done already
done had herses.
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All Stars...
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At this point in the race,
you may feel a bit woozy.
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But now's your time to shine,
so you'd better be choosy.
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'Cause I don't know about you,
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but I'm feeling
a little Lalaparuzy.
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- Yes!
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- Hello, hello, hello.
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Yes.
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My All Stars.
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Hey!
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- Now, all season long, you've
done an amazing job at singing,
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dancing, and acting the fool.
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My God.
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- I know that's right.
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- But sometimes, a queen gotta
do what a queen gotta do.
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- Ooh.
- Yep.
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- So for this week's
Maxi Challenge,
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Mama Ru is throwing
a Lip Sync Lalaparuza.
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- My favorite!
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- Great.
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Here's the Lalaparuza,
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and Jorgeous is
an amazing lip syncer.
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And so again, giving
Jorgeous that fourth badge,
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what a great idea.
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- Now, the top two All Stars
will each receive one
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Beautiful Benefactress Badge.
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- And then they'll lip sync
for the chance to win
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$10,000 for their charity.
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- Yes.
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- Now, the current
Beautiful Benefactress Badge
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count is...
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Roxxxy, Plastique,
and Jorgeous have four.
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Angeria has three.
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Gottmik, Nina, and Shannel,
and Miss Vanjie, all have two.
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- Yeah!
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- Come on!
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- Yeah!
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- Toot, toot!
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- But there's still
time for any of you
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to make it to the top three.
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- Toot, toot!
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Toot, toot!
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- When Ru says we all
have a path to the finale,
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I believe her, because I feel
like I'm walking on that path
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right now.
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Y'all coming?
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Because I'm walking my path.
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Y'all better hurry up.
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I'm getting my badges.
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Come on! Come on!
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- Now, get into
lip sync assassin drag.
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- All right.
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- And then I'll meet you
on the main stage.
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All Stars, start your engines,
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and may the best drag queen win.
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- All right, ladies.
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Lalaparuza.
262
00:09:37,896 --> 00:09:38,827
- Lalapazoozy.
263
00:09:38,896 --> 00:09:39,827
- Lalapadoody.
264
00:09:39,896 --> 00:09:41,068
- Is anyone excited?
265
00:09:41,137 --> 00:09:42,068
- Me!
266
00:09:42,137 --> 00:09:43,655
- No!
267
00:09:43,724 --> 00:09:45,034
- This week's Maxi Challenge
268
00:09:45,103 --> 00:09:47,827
is the Lip Sync
Lalaparuza Smackdown.
269
00:09:47,896 --> 00:09:51,000
And this is the challenge that
I've waited all season for,
270
00:09:51,068 --> 00:09:52,000
because this is my gig.
271
00:09:52,068 --> 00:09:53,413
This is what I do.
272
00:09:53,482 --> 00:09:55,551
I was the lip sync assassin
on my season.
273
00:09:55,620 --> 00:09:57,241
I mean, this is something
that we do on a regular basis.
274
00:09:57,310 --> 00:09:58,379
- Yes!
275
00:09:58,448 --> 00:09:59,310
- This is what
we get booked for.
276
00:09:59,379 --> 00:10:00,620
Most... well, most of us.
277
00:10:00,689 --> 00:10:01,689
Some of us.
278
00:10:01,758 --> 00:10:04,172
[laughs] What?
279
00:10:04,241 --> 00:10:06,379
- Wow.
280
00:10:06,448 --> 00:10:08,034
- What lie?
281
00:10:08,103 --> 00:10:09,517
I'm focused.
282
00:10:09,586 --> 00:10:11,172
Like, I'm in my zone,
because I'm tied up
283
00:10:11,241 --> 00:10:14,586
with Roxxxy and Plastique
with four badges now,
284
00:10:14,655 --> 00:10:16,241
and this is
the perfect opportunity
285
00:10:16,310 --> 00:10:17,620
to get ahead of them.
286
00:10:17,689 --> 00:10:19,689
So it's going to be cute.
287
00:10:19,758 --> 00:10:21,517
- I've lost four
lip syncs in a row.
288
00:10:21,586 --> 00:10:23,034
Yeah, you have.
289
00:10:23,103 --> 00:10:24,586
So you're trying
to redeem yourself.
290
00:10:24,655 --> 00:10:28,655
- Bitch, it is my time
to fucking shine.
291
00:10:28,724 --> 00:10:32,827
My record this season
is a staggering four
292
00:10:32,896 --> 00:10:37,448
lip syncs with zero wins.
293
00:10:37,517 --> 00:10:38,965
But it's OK.
294
00:10:39,034 --> 00:10:41,068
It just goes to show that
this group of queens
295
00:10:41,137 --> 00:10:44,758
is tough competition,
but I love a good competition.
296
00:10:44,827 --> 00:10:46,206
Who doesn't?
297
00:10:46,275 --> 00:10:48,620
So I'm just going to give them
the cuntiest version
298
00:10:48,689 --> 00:10:50,206
of Plastique they have ever seen
299
00:10:50,275 --> 00:10:52,896
and take them down one by one.
300
00:10:52,965 --> 00:10:54,241
Let's fucking do it!
301
00:10:54,310 --> 00:10:55,827
- I used to think
it was "lip singing."
302
00:10:55,896 --> 00:10:56,931
- Lip syncing.
- Yeah.
303
00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:58,172
I thought it was singing.
304
00:10:58,241 --> 00:10:59,758
Remember on my season,
305
00:10:59,827 --> 00:11:01,172
I didn't have to lip sync
at all.
306
00:11:01,241 --> 00:11:03,655
- Well, you've been
slaying the lip syncs here.
307
00:11:03,724 --> 00:11:06,655
- I, like, have so much fun
lip syncing here.
308
00:11:06,724 --> 00:11:08,413
I've never done a Lalaparuza,
309
00:11:08,482 --> 00:11:12,344
but I've won both
of my lip syncs this season.
310
00:11:12,413 --> 00:11:14,206
Seems like a cute
track record to me.
311
00:11:14,275 --> 00:11:16,793
And I think my chances
for a badge this week
312
00:11:16,862 --> 00:11:18,275
are pretty good.
313
00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:20,344
So let's do it.
314
00:11:20,413 --> 00:11:22,172
- I wonder how the whole
formula is going to work,
315
00:11:22,241 --> 00:11:23,206
but I'm excited.
316
00:11:23,275 --> 00:11:26,103
This is something I'm more...
317
00:11:26,172 --> 00:11:27,482
I enjoy.
318
00:11:27,551 --> 00:11:29,551
With this group of girls,
it depends on the song.
319
00:11:29,620 --> 00:11:33,206
Because if it's some kind of
Disney "Frozen," probably Nina.
320
00:11:33,275 --> 00:11:37,000
If it's some kind of slutty
song, probably Roxxxy.
321
00:11:37,068 --> 00:11:40,517
If it's some kind of dancing,
twirling, maybe Jorgeous.
322
00:11:40,586 --> 00:11:42,413
Or maybe Miss Vanjie.
323
00:11:42,482 --> 00:11:44,344
Y'all don't sleep on the girl.
324
00:11:44,413 --> 00:11:45,551
I feel like
it's one of those things,
325
00:11:45,620 --> 00:11:46,862
when you get up there, you...
326
00:11:46,931 --> 00:11:48,655
- Yeah, black out and go.
- Exactly.
327
00:11:48,724 --> 00:11:49,758
- 100%.
328
00:11:49,827 --> 00:11:51,344
- This is something I excel at.
329
00:11:51,413 --> 00:11:53,965
So I'll go up against
anybody if I have to,
330
00:11:54,034 --> 00:11:55,275
and I'm ready to perform.
331
00:11:55,344 --> 00:11:56,413
I'm just like, press play.
332
00:11:56,482 --> 00:11:57,413
Press play.
333
00:11:57,482 --> 00:11:58,620
Press play!
334
00:11:58,689 --> 00:11:59,689
- Do you like to lip sync?
335
00:11:59,758 --> 00:12:00,827
- Yes!
- Yeah?
336
00:12:00,896 --> 00:12:02,344
- I love to do it.
337
00:12:02,413 --> 00:12:04,413
I have not been great on
my lip syncs this season,
338
00:12:04,482 --> 00:12:07,310
so I have some
unfinished business.
339
00:12:07,379 --> 00:12:09,551
I have 18-plus years rooted
in a lip sync career.
340
00:12:09,620 --> 00:12:10,724
- Right.
- So like...
341
00:12:10,793 --> 00:12:12,103
- Right.
342
00:12:12,172 --> 00:12:13,655
- It's just, my lip sync style
is very different
343
00:12:13,724 --> 00:12:15,344
than a lot of the girls.
344
00:12:15,413 --> 00:12:17,551
In the Lip Sync Lalaparuza,
I want to show Mama Ru
345
00:12:17,620 --> 00:12:19,655
that I am a formidable
threat lip syncer,
346
00:12:19,724 --> 00:12:21,413
and I need to win a badge.
347
00:12:21,482 --> 00:12:23,413
- You're not, like,
the bucking girl out there.
348
00:12:23,482 --> 00:12:24,689
- No, girl.
349
00:12:24,758 --> 00:12:25,862
- I mean, obviously
I'm not either.
350
00:12:25,931 --> 00:12:26,896
- I'm not the bronco.
351
00:12:26,965 --> 00:12:28,206
- Yeah. No.
352
00:12:28,275 --> 00:12:29,689
I couldn't even begin
to do all that shit.
353
00:12:29,758 --> 00:12:31,586
Now that I have two badges,
I definitely feel
354
00:12:31,655 --> 00:12:33,000
like I'm back in the game.
355
00:12:33,068 --> 00:12:35,724
So of course, in this
Lalaparuza, I want to win.
356
00:12:35,793 --> 00:12:38,103
[laughs] Period, point blank.
357
00:12:38,172 --> 00:12:40,620
But I also don't think
that this is about that.
358
00:12:40,689 --> 00:12:42,206
- No.
359
00:12:42,275 --> 00:12:43,896
Because obviously, if it
was based solely on, like,
360
00:12:43,965 --> 00:12:46,482
can you buck and backflip
and fucking twirl
361
00:12:46,551 --> 00:12:48,448
and all that shit,
then several of us would
362
00:12:48,517 --> 00:12:49,896
be in hot shit right now.
363
00:12:49,965 --> 00:12:51,103
- Yeah, I think you're right.
364
00:12:51,172 --> 00:12:52,551
- There are
definitely queens here
365
00:12:52,620 --> 00:12:55,172
that can do all the hair
flips and death drops,
366
00:12:55,241 --> 00:12:57,034
but I don't feel
intimidated by it.
367
00:12:57,103 --> 00:12:58,551
Here's the thing.
368
00:12:58,620 --> 00:13:01,310
You don't have to be
the most incredible dancer
369
00:13:01,379 --> 00:13:03,344
to win a lip sync.
370
00:13:03,413 --> 00:13:05,620
This is what I do for a living,
371
00:13:05,689 --> 00:13:08,379
and I've done it for years
and years and years.
372
00:13:08,448 --> 00:13:10,482
- Is there somebody you
don't want to go up against?
373
00:13:10,551 --> 00:13:12,724
- I mean, I'll go up
against anybody.
374
00:13:12,793 --> 00:13:15,172
I mean, I know that
Roxxxy's undefeated.
375
00:13:15,241 --> 00:13:16,793
- Yeah, she is.
376
00:13:16,862 --> 00:13:18,689
- I wouldn't mind seeing an
Angeria-Roxxxy lip sync battle.
377
00:13:18,758 --> 00:13:20,103
That would be fierce.
378
00:13:20,172 --> 00:13:23,241
- I think she's the one
that I'm like, ooh.
379
00:13:25,137 --> 00:13:27,310
I have not lost the lip sync
yet this season,
380
00:13:27,379 --> 00:13:31,103
so I feel really confident
going into this Lalaparuza.
381
00:13:31,172 --> 00:13:33,172
And that's a good thing
right now,
382
00:13:33,241 --> 00:13:35,344
because we don't know
what's coming next.
383
00:13:35,413 --> 00:13:38,068
And this could be my last
opportunity before the finale
384
00:13:38,137 --> 00:13:39,758
to get me another badge, girl.
385
00:13:39,827 --> 00:13:41,758
So whatever I got to do,
bitch, I'm ready to do it.
386
00:13:41,827 --> 00:13:42,758
- Roxxxy.
387
00:13:42,827 --> 00:13:44,241
- Yeah?
388
00:13:44,310 --> 00:13:46,172
- Since you lip synced,
like, a lot of times, bitch,
389
00:13:46,241 --> 00:13:48,896
do you have a favorite
lip sync that you did?
390
00:13:48,965 --> 00:13:51,482
- Me and Alyssa,
the wig reveal one.
391
00:13:51,551 --> 00:13:53,275
Yes, for sure.
392
00:13:53,344 --> 00:13:55,310
How many times have you
had to lip sync?
393
00:13:55,379 --> 00:13:58,827
- Once on my season,
once on "All Stars,"
394
00:13:58,896 --> 00:14:01,827
once for an assassin,
and three times here.
395
00:14:01,896 --> 00:14:04,068
- I feel like they're all
really good ones too, Roxxxy.
396
00:14:04,137 --> 00:14:05,068
Thank you, sis.
397
00:14:05,137 --> 00:14:06,482
- They're all pretty iconic.
398
00:14:06,551 --> 00:14:07,931
Never lost a lip sync.
399
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,689
You're the assassin, honey.
400
00:14:09,758 --> 00:14:13,827
- Baby, I have a great record
here for lip syncing.
401
00:14:13,896 --> 00:14:16,000
But all these girls know
what they're doing,
402
00:14:16,068 --> 00:14:18,068
and right now,
it's a tight race.
403
00:14:18,137 --> 00:14:19,655
So I'm ready to battle.
404
00:14:19,724 --> 00:14:22,586
I'm here to win this, and I'm
staying focused on my dream.
405
00:14:22,655 --> 00:14:24,448
I'm staying focused
on growing that money
406
00:14:24,517 --> 00:14:25,793
for the Miracle of Love.
407
00:14:25,862 --> 00:14:27,793
So y'all better put your
assassin boots on, bitch,
408
00:14:27,862 --> 00:14:29,379
because I ain't letting up.
409
00:14:29,448 --> 00:14:31,793
Please don't nobody pull their
wig off without another wig.
410
00:14:31,862 --> 00:14:32,931
- Ooh.
411
00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,827
- Girl, do not
pull your wig off.
412
00:14:34,896 --> 00:14:37,000
What other rules to lip syncs
do y'all think there are?
413
00:14:37,068 --> 00:14:38,896
Like, don't take your wig off,
don't take your shoes off.
414
00:14:38,965 --> 00:14:39,896
- Right.
415
00:14:39,965 --> 00:14:42,034
- Drag is not a contact sport.
416
00:14:42,103 --> 00:14:43,034
- Ooh.
417
00:14:43,103 --> 00:14:44,620
I'm not going to lie, Angie.
418
00:14:44,689 --> 00:14:47,620
I feel like sometimes you be
blocking the girls, sometimes.
419
00:14:49,586 --> 00:14:53,448
- Because like, I remember the
first episode of this season,
420
00:14:53,517 --> 00:14:55,275
you completely blocked me.
421
00:14:55,344 --> 00:14:57,206
I said, this fucking bitch!
422
00:14:57,275 --> 00:14:59,137
- I mean, am I supposed to stay
on the other side of the stage?
423
00:14:59,206 --> 00:15:00,275
- I mean, maybe.
424
00:15:00,344 --> 00:15:01,827
I'm doing a trick.
425
00:15:01,896 --> 00:15:03,413
- Well, no, that's...
no, that's not me being shady.
426
00:15:03,482 --> 00:15:05,034
I'm just asking.
427
00:15:05,103 --> 00:15:07,137
We still got to maneuver around
each other some kind of way.
428
00:15:07,206 --> 00:15:09,000
I don't think we should just
stay one on the left
429
00:15:09,068 --> 00:15:10,482
and one on the right
the whole time.
430
00:15:10,551 --> 00:15:11,965
I know how to be
courteous to the girls
431
00:15:12,034 --> 00:15:13,793
when I'm lip syncing
and stuff, girl.
432
00:15:13,862 --> 00:15:16,000
If I was blocking you
in the lip sync, girl,
433
00:15:16,068 --> 00:15:17,551
that's because
you let me block you.
434
00:15:17,620 --> 00:15:19,275
- I just felt like you were
completely blocking me, sis.
435
00:15:19,344 --> 00:15:20,586
No.
436
00:15:20,655 --> 00:15:21,620
Well, if it ever seems
that way, I'm sorry.
437
00:15:21,689 --> 00:15:23,413
But I'm not trying to.
438
00:15:23,482 --> 00:15:25,896
If it happens, then I don't
know what to do in that moment.
439
00:15:25,965 --> 00:15:27,413
But I am trying to make sure
the judges can see me,
440
00:15:27,482 --> 00:15:28,655
if that makes sense.
441
00:15:28,724 --> 00:15:30,379
- I feel like she knows
what she's doing,
442
00:15:30,448 --> 00:15:33,310
and girl, you're not
going to get me again.
443
00:15:33,379 --> 00:15:34,413
You know what, Angie?
444
00:15:34,482 --> 00:15:35,586
Bring it.
445
00:15:35,655 --> 00:15:37,000
Damn.
446
00:15:37,068 --> 00:15:39,586
Bitch, I need to be ready
for everything
447
00:15:39,655 --> 00:15:42,034
and anything at this point,
because one badge
448
00:15:42,103 --> 00:15:45,137
could change the whole course
of who makes it to the finale.
449
00:15:45,206 --> 00:15:46,586
So it's going to be a bloodbath,
450
00:15:46,655 --> 00:15:47,758
I'm not going to lie.
451
00:15:47,827 --> 00:15:49,482
Bombs away!
452
00:15:49,551 --> 00:15:51,482
- Come on, it's Lalaparuza!
453
00:15:51,551 --> 00:15:55,793
Lalaparuza,
Lalaparuza, Lalaparu...
454
00:15:55,862 --> 00:15:57,310
My God.
455
00:15:57,379 --> 00:15:58,724
My God.
456
00:15:58,793 --> 00:16:00,551
- Za!
457
00:16:23,172 --> 00:16:24,896
- Wow.
458
00:16:26,275 --> 00:16:27,931
That's not a dress,
that's a handkerchief.
459
00:16:29,206 --> 00:16:30,310
- Welcome to the main stage
460
00:16:30,379 --> 00:16:32,586
of "RuPaul's Drag Race
All Stars."
461
00:16:32,655 --> 00:16:35,172
And tonight, it's just family.
462
00:16:35,241 --> 00:16:37,206
Michelle Visage.
463
00:16:37,275 --> 00:16:38,310
- Hi, Ru.
464
00:16:38,379 --> 00:16:39,655
So excited to be here.
465
00:16:42,620 --> 00:16:45,000
And the hilarious Ross Mathews.
466
00:16:45,068 --> 00:16:47,758
- I don't like bodysuits,
and let me tell you why.
467
00:16:47,827 --> 00:16:49,103
- Wait a minute.
468
00:16:49,172 --> 00:16:51,896
Who's the ventriloquist
and who's the dummy?
469
00:16:55,034 --> 00:16:56,689
- We'll never tell.
- No.
470
00:16:56,758 --> 00:16:57,862
- My butt hurts.
471
00:16:57,931 --> 00:16:59,310
- Mine too,
but not for that reason.
472
00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:03,137
- This week, we challenged
our All Stars to go
473
00:17:03,206 --> 00:17:05,448
head-to-head and toe-to-toe in
474
00:17:05,517 --> 00:17:08,655
a Lip Sync Lalaparuza Smackdown.
475
00:17:08,723 --> 00:17:12,205
And tonight, they are ready
to pop their pussies
476
00:17:12,275 --> 00:17:16,689
to a playlist of
fan favorite lip sync songs.
477
00:17:16,758 --> 00:17:19,275
All Stars, start your engines,
478
00:17:19,344 --> 00:17:21,758
and may the best drag queen win.
479
00:17:21,827 --> 00:17:23,344
- You can take your
hand out now, Michelle.
480
00:17:23,413 --> 00:17:24,344
- Are you sure?
481
00:17:24,413 --> 00:17:25,344
It's warm.
482
00:17:27,862 --> 00:17:31,413
- Category is
Lip Sync Lalaparuza.
483
00:17:34,758 --> 00:17:37,724
Angeria Paris VanMicheals
lip syncing
484
00:17:37,793 --> 00:17:40,931
for the National Black Justice
Coalition.
485
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:46,103
- It's a Lip Sync Smackdown
for charity, bitch.
486
00:17:46,172 --> 00:17:48,275
This is the battle
royale right here.
487
00:17:48,344 --> 00:17:51,965
- Gottmik for Trans Lifeline.
488
00:17:52,034 --> 00:17:53,931
- Hello, Trans Lifeline?
489
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,000
Hold on, gorge.
490
00:17:55,068 --> 00:17:56,758
I'm about to win a badge.
491
00:17:56,827 --> 00:17:59,896
- Miss Vanjie for the ASPCA.
492
00:17:59,965 --> 00:18:01,206
- Meow.
493
00:18:01,275 --> 00:18:02,689
Take a seat.
Get your popcorn ready.
494
00:18:02,758 --> 00:18:04,344
We're about to give it to you.
495
00:18:04,413 --> 00:18:07,379
- Shannel for the Anxiety
and Depression
496
00:18:07,448 --> 00:18:09,896
Association of America.
497
00:18:09,965 --> 00:18:13,103
Roxxxy Andrews
for Miracle of Love.
498
00:18:13,172 --> 00:18:15,413
- Tonight, I have
some stiff competition.
499
00:18:15,482 --> 00:18:16,655
This is what we do.
500
00:18:16,724 --> 00:18:21,310
- Nina West for
the Trevor Project.
501
00:18:21,379 --> 00:18:25,517
Jorgeous for the National
Alliance on Mental Illness.
502
00:18:25,586 --> 00:18:28,275
- Girl, I'm ready to slay
these bitches.
503
00:18:28,344 --> 00:18:30,310
It's time to get gapey.
504
00:18:31,896 --> 00:18:36,793
- Plastique Tiara for
the Asian-American Foundation.
505
00:18:36,862 --> 00:18:39,000
- Let's fucking go!
506
00:18:39,068 --> 00:18:40,896
Let's lip sync!
507
00:18:40,965 --> 00:18:42,172
Chest bump, chest bump.
508
00:18:42,241 --> 00:18:44,000
Chest bump, chest bump,
chest bump.
509
00:18:46,586 --> 00:18:48,793
- Welcome, All Stars.
510
00:18:48,862 --> 00:18:51,344
For tonight's
Lalaparuza Smackdown,
511
00:18:51,413 --> 00:18:55,034
you'll face off in
a series of lip syncs.
512
00:18:55,103 --> 00:18:57,586
If you win your lip sync,
513
00:18:57,655 --> 00:18:59,551
you'll continue
to the next round.
514
00:18:59,620 --> 00:19:03,793
If you lose, you will return
to the Werk Room.
515
00:19:03,862 --> 00:19:07,758
In the end, the top two
All Stars of the week
516
00:19:07,827 --> 00:19:13,275
will receive a Beautiful
Benefactress Badge.
517
00:19:13,344 --> 00:19:15,655
Then the top two
will lip sync to win
518
00:19:15,724 --> 00:19:19,586
$10,000 for their charity.
519
00:19:19,655 --> 00:19:21,517
Now, let the Lip Sync
520
00:19:21,586 --> 00:19:27,206
Lalaparuza Smackdown begin!
521
00:19:28,896 --> 00:19:31,896
Pit Crew.
522
00:19:33,758 --> 00:19:35,034
Look at you.
523
00:19:35,103 --> 00:19:38,551
- Ladykins,
in Bruno's golden hopper
524
00:19:38,620 --> 00:19:41,965
are eight balls
with your names on them.
525
00:19:42,034 --> 00:19:44,896
Now, to determine
the first queen to lip sync,
526
00:19:44,965 --> 00:19:49,206
Bruno will randomly grab
one ball.
527
00:19:52,275 --> 00:19:55,137
Bruno, let's go.
528
00:20:01,862 --> 00:20:06,551
Bruno, please show us
whose ball you are holding.
529
00:20:06,620 --> 00:20:08,724
Ooh, Gottmik.
530
00:20:08,793 --> 00:20:10,413
- Yay.
531
00:20:12,275 --> 00:20:16,724
- Gottmik, you get to pick
your opponent.
532
00:20:16,793 --> 00:20:19,758
Who do you choose?
533
00:20:21,689 --> 00:20:24,344
All I know is I need
to pick someone that has
534
00:20:24,413 --> 00:20:26,758
a completely opposite lip sync
style than me,
535
00:20:26,827 --> 00:20:28,965
so we don't do
the same thing on stage.
536
00:20:29,034 --> 00:20:34,896
Um, I'm going to choose...
537
00:20:37,862 --> 00:20:40,034
Angeria.
538
00:20:40,103 --> 00:20:41,275
- OK.
539
00:20:41,344 --> 00:20:42,896
- Ooh.
540
00:20:42,965 --> 00:20:44,551
Like, what a bad choice.
541
00:20:44,620 --> 00:20:47,103
Because anything
that Angie does,
542
00:20:47,172 --> 00:20:49,448
she's going to make
RuPaul laugh.
543
00:20:49,517 --> 00:20:54,827
- Angeria, you need to choose
a song from our playlist.
544
00:20:54,896 --> 00:20:57,103
- Gottmik is a good lip syncer.
545
00:20:57,172 --> 00:20:59,034
So getting to pick the song,
546
00:20:59,103 --> 00:21:01,206
I got a little
saving grace there.
547
00:21:01,275 --> 00:21:04,448
- Will it be "Groove is
in the Heart" by Deee-Lite,
548
00:21:04,517 --> 00:21:07,517
"Holding Out for a Hero"
by Bonnie Tyler,
549
00:21:07,586 --> 00:21:10,379
"I'm Every Woman" by Chaka Khan,
550
00:21:10,448 --> 00:21:12,172
"My Lovin'"
551
00:21:12,241 --> 00:21:13,793
by En Vogue,
552
00:21:13,862 --> 00:21:16,724
"When I Grow Up"
by Pussycat Dolls,
553
00:21:16,793 --> 00:21:21,275
or "You Spin Me Round"
by Dead or Alive?
554
00:21:21,344 --> 00:21:23,620
- I want "When I Grow Up,"
"Holding Out for a Hero,"
555
00:21:23,689 --> 00:21:25,965
"Right Round,"
"I'm Every Woman."
556
00:21:26,034 --> 00:21:27,310
Those are my vibe.
557
00:21:27,379 --> 00:21:31,137
- I'm going to choose...
558
00:21:31,206 --> 00:21:33,241
"My Lovin'" by En Vogue.
559
00:21:35,862 --> 00:21:37,965
- God.
560
00:21:38,034 --> 00:21:39,896
- Is that a song
in your repertoire?
561
00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:41,413
- She is.
562
00:21:43,655 --> 00:21:45,482
You ain't never gonna get it.
563
00:21:45,551 --> 00:21:47,137
Not today.
564
00:21:47,206 --> 00:21:50,241
- Will the rest of you ladies
step to the back of the stage?
565
00:21:52,758 --> 00:21:53,793
- Have fun.
566
00:21:53,862 --> 00:21:55,413
Keep it gapey.
567
00:21:55,482 --> 00:21:59,413
- Two All Stars stand before me.
568
00:21:59,482 --> 00:22:02,517
Gottmik, Angeria,
569
00:22:02,586 --> 00:22:04,965
this is your chance
to impress me
570
00:22:05,034 --> 00:22:07,586
and move forward
to the next round.
571
00:22:07,655 --> 00:22:09,241
Assume the positions.
572
00:22:11,793 --> 00:22:15,275
The time has come for you
to lip sync
573
00:22:15,344 --> 00:22:18,724
for your charity.
574
00:22:20,862 --> 00:22:22,724
Good luck,
575
00:22:22,793 --> 00:22:26,344
and don't fuck it up.
576
00:24:17,931 --> 00:24:19,344
- Wow!
577
00:24:19,413 --> 00:24:21,448
- Yeah!
578
00:24:21,517 --> 00:24:22,862
- Wow.
579
00:24:22,931 --> 00:24:26,310
- All Stars,
I've made my decision.
580
00:24:31,689 --> 00:24:34,034
Angeria, condragulations.
581
00:24:35,655 --> 00:24:38,896
- You're the winner of
the first Lip Sync Smackdown.
582
00:24:38,965 --> 00:24:41,068
Please step
to the back of the stage
583
00:24:41,137 --> 00:24:43,034
to await the next round.
584
00:24:43,103 --> 00:24:44,551
- Thank you.
585
00:24:44,620 --> 00:24:46,448
I won!
586
00:24:48,034 --> 00:24:52,758
I'm one step closer to
winning the Lalaparuza, bitch.
587
00:24:52,827 --> 00:24:56,896
- Gottmik, you are safe
to slay another day.
588
00:24:56,965 --> 00:24:58,965
- Perf. Thanks.
589
00:25:00,241 --> 00:25:01,517
- The queen.
590
00:25:01,586 --> 00:25:02,517
Love you.
591
00:25:02,586 --> 00:25:04,448
- Bye.
592
00:25:05,724 --> 00:25:09,172
I really wanted to win this,
but maybe picking Angeria
593
00:25:09,241 --> 00:25:11,137
was not the best decision.
594
00:25:12,517 --> 00:25:13,931
Damn.
595
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:15,758
Yes.
596
00:25:15,827 --> 00:25:19,206
- Will the six remaining
queens please step forward?
597
00:25:24,172 --> 00:25:28,724
Let's find out
who's lip syncing next.
598
00:25:28,793 --> 00:25:31,931
Bruno, would you
do us the honor?
599
00:25:38,551 --> 00:25:40,827
Bruno, show us the ball.
600
00:25:42,862 --> 00:25:45,034
It's Vanjie!
601
00:25:45,103 --> 00:25:47,931
- Ooh, I knew I recognized
my name on them balls.
602
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:49,620
I have a strategy.
603
00:25:49,689 --> 00:25:52,137
I don't want to pick somebody
that might pick, like,
604
00:25:52,206 --> 00:25:54,068
a song I ain't trying to do.
605
00:25:54,137 --> 00:25:57,172
Like "Right Round"
or whatever that one.
606
00:25:57,241 --> 00:25:59,793
- Who do you choose
as your opponent?
607
00:26:02,724 --> 00:26:06,655
- I'll choose...
608
00:26:06,724 --> 00:26:09,379
Plastique.
609
00:26:09,448 --> 00:26:10,448
- All right.
610
00:26:10,517 --> 00:26:12,379
Plastique, now it's your turn.
611
00:26:12,448 --> 00:26:14,793
Which song do you choose?
612
00:26:14,862 --> 00:26:18,896
- I choose "When I Grow Up"
by the Pussycat Dolls.
613
00:26:18,965 --> 00:26:20,034
- Of course.
614
00:26:20,103 --> 00:26:22,000
Yes, some titty tater tots
615
00:26:22,068 --> 00:26:23,689
is going to be flinging today.
616
00:26:23,758 --> 00:26:24,862
- Titty tots.
617
00:26:26,931 --> 00:26:28,482
- Pussycat Dolls,
"When I Grow Up."
618
00:26:28,551 --> 00:26:29,827
That was going to be
my first choice.
619
00:26:29,896 --> 00:26:31,379
Plastique, thank you.
620
00:26:31,448 --> 00:26:34,413
- The rest of you may step
to the back of the stage.
621
00:26:34,482 --> 00:26:36,862
- I think with Vanjie
and Plastique,
622
00:26:36,931 --> 00:26:43,586
there's going to be a lot
of hair and costume and ass.
623
00:26:43,655 --> 00:26:45,517
They're going
to fucking kill it.
624
00:26:45,586 --> 00:26:49,275
- Two All Stars stand before me.
625
00:26:49,344 --> 00:26:53,931
Vanjie, Plastique, this is
your chance to impress me
626
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:57,172
and move forward
to the next round.
627
00:26:57,241 --> 00:26:58,827
Assume the position.
628
00:27:00,586 --> 00:27:04,862
The time has come for you
to lip sync
629
00:27:04,931 --> 00:27:08,448
for your charity!
630
00:27:11,172 --> 00:27:12,965
- It's my dream!
631
00:27:13,034 --> 00:27:15,896
It's my fantasy
to perform Pussycat Dolls
632
00:27:15,965 --> 00:27:17,793
on the main stage
of "RuPaul's Drag Race."
633
00:27:17,862 --> 00:27:19,275
Let's do it!
634
00:27:19,344 --> 00:27:23,793
- Good luck,
and don't fuck it up.
635
00:28:28,551 --> 00:28:29,551
My God!
636
00:28:48,827 --> 00:28:50,758
- Good for her, because I can't
do none of that shit.
637
00:29:37,103 --> 00:29:38,103
- That was so good.
638
00:29:38,172 --> 00:29:39,620
- Wow.
639
00:29:41,275 --> 00:29:42,965
I've made my decision.
640
00:29:56,758 --> 00:29:59,068
Wow. [laughs]
641
00:29:59,137 --> 00:30:00,758
I've made my decision.
642
00:30:05,965 --> 00:30:09,068
Miss Vanjie, condragulations.
643
00:30:09,137 --> 00:30:10,344
You're a winner.
644
00:30:10,413 --> 00:30:11,655
- Whoo!
645
00:30:11,724 --> 00:30:13,931
I don't even got
no more clothes to put back on
646
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:15,172
for the next round.
647
00:30:15,241 --> 00:30:16,344
Thank you.
648
00:30:16,413 --> 00:30:18,310
- Please strut
to the back of the stage
649
00:30:18,379 --> 00:30:20,103
to await the next round.
650
00:30:20,172 --> 00:30:21,275
- You got it.
651
00:30:23,551 --> 00:30:25,137
Girl, I won!
652
00:30:25,206 --> 00:30:27,965
I'm about to get this money
for the ASPCA!
653
00:30:28,034 --> 00:30:29,310
Mwah.
654
00:30:29,379 --> 00:30:33,551
- Plastique Tiara, girl,
you tore up that stage.
655
00:30:33,620 --> 00:30:34,827
- Thank you.
656
00:30:34,896 --> 00:30:37,344
- You are safe to slay
another day.
657
00:30:37,413 --> 00:30:38,310
- Thank you.
658
00:30:38,379 --> 00:30:39,310
Well.
659
00:30:40,482 --> 00:30:42,793
- My queen!
660
00:30:42,862 --> 00:30:44,137
- Work it out, bitches.
661
00:30:44,206 --> 00:30:47,172
I don't win,
but I put up a good fight.
662
00:30:47,241 --> 00:30:49,172
I'm proud of what I did.
663
00:30:49,241 --> 00:30:50,896
- Hey.
664
00:30:50,965 --> 00:30:52,275
- Aw.
665
00:30:52,344 --> 00:30:54,931
Honestly, I'm feeling
a little disappointment
666
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:56,827
because I haven't won
a lip sync,
667
00:30:56,896 --> 00:30:59,310
but I feel like that
performance was kind of iconic.
668
00:30:59,379 --> 00:31:02,896
So it's bittersweet, I guess.
669
00:31:02,965 --> 00:31:06,310
I'm just so happy to be
able to do that song.
670
00:31:06,379 --> 00:31:07,758
- You guys slayed.
Beyond.
671
00:31:07,827 --> 00:31:08,862
Too good.
672
00:31:08,931 --> 00:31:10,310
You always do, though.
673
00:31:10,379 --> 00:31:14,275
- Will the four remaining
queens please step forward?
674
00:31:18,482 --> 00:31:23,103
Let's see who's lip syncing
in our third smackdown.
675
00:31:23,172 --> 00:31:25,000
- Jorgeous is ready.
676
00:31:25,068 --> 00:31:27,965
- Bruno, give it a spin.
677
00:31:35,620 --> 00:31:38,724
Bruno, whose ball
are you holding?
678
00:31:40,862 --> 00:31:42,517
Nina!
679
00:31:44,310 --> 00:31:46,310
While I love having my balls
played with by Bruno,
680
00:31:46,379 --> 00:31:49,137
I'm thinking about who's left
and I'm trying to figure out
681
00:31:49,206 --> 00:31:51,068
who I want to be paired with.
682
00:31:51,137 --> 00:31:54,689
- Well, Nina, who will you be
683
00:31:54,758 --> 00:31:57,517
lip syncing against tonight?
684
00:32:00,793 --> 00:32:02,827
- I choose Shannel.
685
00:32:02,896 --> 00:32:06,034
- Shannel.
686
00:32:06,103 --> 00:32:08,448
- Let's do it.
687
00:32:08,517 --> 00:32:11,931
- Now, Shannel,
what song do you choose?
688
00:32:14,344 --> 00:32:15,862
- Let's do some Dead or Alive.
689
00:32:15,931 --> 00:32:17,896
- Dead or Alive.
690
00:32:17,965 --> 00:32:19,137
- All right.
691
00:32:19,206 --> 00:32:22,068
- You spin me right round, baby.
692
00:32:22,137 --> 00:32:24,206
Right round, baby.
693
00:32:25,620 --> 00:32:28,344
- Well, the gauntlet
has been thrown down.
694
00:32:28,413 --> 00:32:31,344
Roxxxy and Jorgeous, you may
step to the back of the stage.
695
00:32:31,413 --> 00:32:32,482
- Thank you.
696
00:32:32,551 --> 00:32:33,724
- Work.
697
00:32:34,793 --> 00:32:36,068
- Bitch!
698
00:32:36,137 --> 00:32:37,758
- Jorgeous and Roxxxy.
699
00:32:37,827 --> 00:32:39,310
- That lip sync's
gonna be so good.
700
00:32:39,379 --> 00:32:40,517
- That is going to be insane.
701
00:32:40,586 --> 00:32:43,655
- Two All Stars stand before me.
702
00:32:43,724 --> 00:32:47,344
Nina West, Shannel,
this is your chance
703
00:32:47,413 --> 00:32:51,793
to impress me and move
forward to the next round.
704
00:32:51,862 --> 00:32:53,413
Assume the position.
705
00:32:55,931 --> 00:32:58,206
The time has come for you
706
00:32:58,275 --> 00:33:02,965
to lip sync for your charity!
707
00:33:05,137 --> 00:33:07,931
- I'm not surprised that Nina
chose me, because I didn't
708
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:10,137
think for one minute that
she would want to perform
709
00:33:10,206 --> 00:33:12,482
against Roxxxy or Jorgeous.
710
00:33:12,551 --> 00:33:16,000
But don't ever second guess
what I can do on stage either.
711
00:33:16,068 --> 00:33:17,586
She's up for a battle.
712
00:33:17,655 --> 00:33:21,482
- Good luck, and for
the love of Pete Burns,
713
00:33:21,551 --> 00:33:23,172
don't fuck it up.
714
00:33:38,206 --> 00:33:40,862
Eat me!
715
00:34:11,137 --> 00:34:13,310
- Come on, bitch!
716
00:34:20,724 --> 00:34:22,757
- Whoo!
- Wow.
717
00:34:22,827 --> 00:34:25,103
- Nina and Shannel
are giving it to me.
718
00:34:25,172 --> 00:34:27,757
I mean, I would wear
Nina's outfit.
719
00:34:27,827 --> 00:34:29,413
Yeah.
720
00:35:02,068 --> 00:35:03,103
- Yes, bitches.
721
00:35:03,172 --> 00:35:05,137
Whoo! Y'all did that.
722
00:35:05,206 --> 00:35:06,344
Yes.
723
00:35:06,413 --> 00:35:07,862
- Work.
724
00:35:07,931 --> 00:35:10,689
- All Stars,
I've made my decision.
725
00:35:14,482 --> 00:35:17,137
Shannel, condragulations.
726
00:35:17,206 --> 00:35:19,103
You're a winner, baby.
727
00:35:19,172 --> 00:35:20,862
- Thank you!
728
00:35:20,931 --> 00:35:22,172
- Yes!
729
00:35:22,241 --> 00:35:24,379
- Please step
to the back of the stage
730
00:35:24,448 --> 00:35:26,172
to await the next round.
731
00:35:26,241 --> 00:35:27,448
- Thank you,
thank you, thank you.
732
00:35:27,517 --> 00:35:29,896
Winning the first round
feels great.
733
00:35:29,965 --> 00:35:31,896
I am a force
to be reckoned with.
734
00:35:31,965 --> 00:35:34,827
So whoever is next,
watch your back.
735
00:35:34,896 --> 00:35:36,344
- You're on
a winning streak, girl.
736
00:35:36,413 --> 00:35:37,379
- Girl.
737
00:35:37,448 --> 00:35:39,448
- Nina West, great job.
738
00:35:39,517 --> 00:35:40,620
- Thanks, Mama.
739
00:35:40,689 --> 00:35:43,000
- You are safe to slay
another day.
740
00:35:43,068 --> 00:35:44,241
- Thank you.
741
00:35:44,310 --> 00:35:45,586
- You may leave the stage.
742
00:35:45,655 --> 00:35:47,413
- Thank you.
743
00:35:47,482 --> 00:35:50,310
- Come on, Nina.
744
00:35:50,379 --> 00:35:51,689
- Aw.
745
00:35:51,758 --> 00:35:52,862
- Nina.
746
00:35:52,931 --> 00:35:54,724
- I know. Hi.
747
00:35:56,068 --> 00:35:57,379
I'm really proud
of my performance.
748
00:35:57,448 --> 00:35:59,482
It was '80s fabulous camp.
749
00:35:59,551 --> 00:36:01,137
But I don't hear my name.
750
00:36:01,206 --> 00:36:02,172
God damn it.
751
00:36:03,931 --> 00:36:04,931
I think it was a close...
752
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:06,758
- It was.
- It was a close call.
753
00:36:06,827 --> 00:36:08,448
- Shannel was, like, giving...
754
00:36:08,517 --> 00:36:10,586
she was like...[growls]
Like, it was like...
755
00:36:10,655 --> 00:36:11,793
- Dramatic, yeah.
756
00:36:11,862 --> 00:36:13,275
- Yeah, she was serving.
She was serving.
757
00:36:13,344 --> 00:36:14,275
Serving.
758
00:36:14,344 --> 00:36:15,413
- Well, you were too.
759
00:36:15,482 --> 00:36:16,827
- I just had fun.
760
00:36:16,896 --> 00:36:19,275
- Jorgeous and Roxxxy Andrews.
761
00:36:20,517 --> 00:36:22,068
My God, my God,
my God.
762
00:36:22,137 --> 00:36:24,310
- Please step forward.
763
00:36:24,379 --> 00:36:25,758
Damn.
764
00:36:25,827 --> 00:36:27,310
My God.
765
00:36:27,379 --> 00:36:28,793
Roxxxy looks so fucking good.
766
00:36:28,862 --> 00:36:31,482
- This lip sync is about
to turn our pussies out.
767
00:36:31,551 --> 00:36:35,448
- This is going to be a battle.
768
00:36:35,517 --> 00:36:40,551
- The fickle finger of fate
has chosen you to lip sync
769
00:36:40,620 --> 00:36:42,172
against each other.
770
00:36:42,241 --> 00:36:45,000
- Honestly, I knew
this was going to happen.
771
00:36:45,068 --> 00:36:48,551
Like, who was going to pick
the two lip sync assassins?
772
00:36:48,620 --> 00:36:50,862
But now I have to lip sync
against Roxxxy.
773
00:36:50,931 --> 00:36:53,137
I'm like, my God.
774
00:36:53,206 --> 00:36:56,620
- Now, to determine who will
choose the lip sync song,
775
00:36:56,689 --> 00:37:01,137
Bruno will randomly
choose one ball.
776
00:37:01,206 --> 00:37:04,000
Bruno, do your thing.
777
00:37:12,482 --> 00:37:13,931
Show us that ball.
778
00:37:16,689 --> 00:37:18,586
Roxxxy Andrews.
779
00:37:18,655 --> 00:37:20,206
- Roxxxy!
- What is left?
780
00:37:20,275 --> 00:37:22,034
"I'm Every Woman,"
"Holding Out for a Hero," and...
781
00:37:22,103 --> 00:37:23,034
- Those are all such good songs.
782
00:37:23,103 --> 00:37:24,068
- "Groove is in the Heart."
783
00:37:24,137 --> 00:37:25,275
- Those are all good songs.
784
00:37:25,344 --> 00:37:26,413
- All right, Roxxxy.
785
00:37:26,482 --> 00:37:29,241
Please choose a song.
786
00:37:29,310 --> 00:37:32,931
- I choose "Holding Out
for a Hero" by Bonnie Tyler.
787
00:37:36,689 --> 00:37:37,862
- Great choice.
788
00:37:37,931 --> 00:37:38,862
- Get ready.
789
00:37:38,931 --> 00:37:41,172
My God, I am so stoked.
790
00:37:41,241 --> 00:37:45,413
I am so excited, because this
song means so much to me.
791
00:37:45,482 --> 00:37:48,344
It was a song that my drag
grandmother did for a talent
792
00:37:48,413 --> 00:37:51,931
at Miss Gay USofA,
and my drag mother, Erica,
793
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:54,275
would perform it
following her passing.
794
00:37:54,344 --> 00:37:57,379
And I can't believe I'm
going to do it on this stage,
795
00:37:57,448 --> 00:37:59,000
representing my family.
796
00:37:59,068 --> 00:38:00,034
The microphone people
could probably
797
00:38:00,103 --> 00:38:01,103
hear my heart right now.
798
00:38:01,172 --> 00:38:03,068
My God, mine too.
799
00:38:03,137 --> 00:38:06,793
- Two All Stars stand before me.
800
00:38:06,862 --> 00:38:09,862
Jorgeous, Roxxxy Andrews,
801
00:38:09,931 --> 00:38:12,241
this is your chance
to impress me
802
00:38:12,310 --> 00:38:16,103
and move forward
to the next round.
803
00:38:16,172 --> 00:38:17,896
Assume the position.
804
00:38:19,793 --> 00:38:21,413
The time has come...
805
00:38:21,482 --> 00:38:23,103
- I'm excited.
806
00:38:23,172 --> 00:38:24,344
My God, my God, my God, my God, my God.
807
00:38:24,413 --> 00:38:29,068
- For you to lip sync
for your charity.
808
00:38:31,724 --> 00:38:34,137
- I hope Miss Roxxxy's
ready for my wrath,
809
00:38:34,206 --> 00:38:37,551
because girl, I'm gonna buck,
and I'm ready to hand
810
00:38:37,620 --> 00:38:39,620
Miss Roxxxy Andrews
her first loss.
811
00:38:39,689 --> 00:38:41,310
So bring it, bitch.
812
00:38:41,379 --> 00:38:44,896
- Good luck,
and don't fuck it up.
813
00:38:53,965 --> 00:38:55,241
- All right.
814
00:39:27,413 --> 00:39:28,724
- Come on!
815
00:39:40,344 --> 00:39:42,000
- Come on!
816
00:39:53,068 --> 00:39:54,827
The hairography.
817
00:40:04,275 --> 00:40:05,517
- Hello, hello!
818
00:40:17,344 --> 00:40:19,655
You clean that stage
with that hair, honey!
819
00:40:19,724 --> 00:40:20,827
Mop it!
820
00:40:20,896 --> 00:40:22,724
Hey, hey!
821
00:40:54,655 --> 00:40:56,310
- Y'all better work it out.
822
00:40:57,413 --> 00:40:59,586
- That lip sync was so good.
823
00:40:59,655 --> 00:41:00,655
My God.
824
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:04,620
All Stars,
I've made my decision.
825
00:41:17,275 --> 00:41:19,413
- I've made my decision.
826
00:41:23,482 --> 00:41:25,517
Roxxxy, condragulations.
827
00:41:25,586 --> 00:41:26,862
You're a winner, baby.
828
00:41:33,517 --> 00:41:36,206
That was a song my drag mother
and drag grandmother did
829
00:41:36,275 --> 00:41:39,379
for talents,
and when I saw it on the list,
830
00:41:39,448 --> 00:41:41,034
I knew that there was
nothing else I wanted
831
00:41:41,103 --> 00:41:44,413
to choose but to honor them.
832
00:41:44,482 --> 00:41:46,448
- Well, you did honor them.
833
00:41:46,517 --> 00:41:47,758
- Thank you.
834
00:41:47,827 --> 00:41:49,758
- I'm sure they are
shining down on you.
835
00:41:49,827 --> 00:41:51,000
- They are.
They're with me right now.
836
00:41:51,068 --> 00:41:54,586
I... it's, like, crazy.
837
00:41:54,655 --> 00:41:56,068
- Jorgeous.
838
00:41:56,137 --> 00:41:59,137
My dear, you are free
to slay another day.
839
00:41:59,206 --> 00:42:01,137
- Oof. Thank you, guys.
840
00:42:01,206 --> 00:42:02,137
- I love you, queen.
841
00:42:02,206 --> 00:42:03,137
- I love you too, bitch.
842
00:42:03,206 --> 00:42:04,172
You ate that.
843
00:42:04,241 --> 00:42:05,965
Have fun.
844
00:42:07,551 --> 00:42:08,620
- OK.
845
00:42:08,689 --> 00:42:09,965
Who do you think won?
846
00:42:10,034 --> 00:42:11,482
- I think it's Roxxxy.
847
00:42:11,551 --> 00:42:12,517
- They got me, bitch.
848
00:42:12,586 --> 00:42:13,517
- Hi, sis.
849
00:42:13,586 --> 00:42:16,482
- Aw, Jorgeous.
850
00:42:16,551 --> 00:42:17,551
- Bitch, you were fierce.
851
00:42:17,620 --> 00:42:18,793
- What can I say?
852
00:42:18,862 --> 00:42:21,034
The lip sync assassin
got assassinated.
853
00:42:21,103 --> 00:42:22,862
Sad day for me.
854
00:42:22,931 --> 00:42:24,620
But I cannot feel too bad
855
00:42:24,689 --> 00:42:25,965
about losing to Roxxxy Andrews,
856
00:42:26,034 --> 00:42:27,896
the legend, the mother.
857
00:42:27,965 --> 00:42:31,275
So I'll take my L and go to
the back and drink my drink.
858
00:42:32,931 --> 00:42:35,310
I wasn't expecting to lose
the first round, not gonna lie.
859
00:42:35,379 --> 00:42:36,827
I'm obsessed.
860
00:42:36,896 --> 00:42:38,448
- But you know,
it is what it is.
861
00:42:38,517 --> 00:42:39,793
- You literally did so amazing.
- You did it.
862
00:42:39,862 --> 00:42:41,172
- Really?
Was it cutesy back here?
863
00:42:41,241 --> 00:42:42,482
- No, it was...
- It was epic.
864
00:42:42,551 --> 00:42:43,724
- It was crazy.
- I was holding my breath.
865
00:42:43,793 --> 00:42:45,241
- Really?
866
00:42:45,310 --> 00:42:46,275
Girl, it was like
a football match back here.
867
00:42:46,344 --> 00:42:47,275
- Gay football.
868
00:42:51,965 --> 00:42:57,310
- Angeria, Miss Vanjie,
Shannel, please join Roxxxy.
869
00:43:01,689 --> 00:43:05,413
Condragulations for making
it to the second round.
870
00:43:05,482 --> 00:43:10,000
But who will be
lip syncing next?
871
00:43:10,068 --> 00:43:12,758
Bruno, let her rip.
872
00:43:20,655 --> 00:43:24,517
Bruno, whose ball
are you holding?
873
00:43:24,586 --> 00:43:27,482
Bruno is holding Vanjie's ball.
874
00:43:27,551 --> 00:43:29,172
- Great job, Bruno.
875
00:43:31,344 --> 00:43:32,620
- Motherfucker.
876
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:36,517
My God.
877
00:43:36,586 --> 00:43:41,689
- Now, Vanjie, which queen
do you choose as your opponent?
878
00:43:41,758 --> 00:43:43,448
- Angeria.
- Angeria.
879
00:43:43,517 --> 00:43:45,862
- I think it would be
a smart move to...
880
00:43:45,931 --> 00:43:47,103
- Pick Shannel.
881
00:43:47,172 --> 00:43:48,275
- I do too.
882
00:43:48,344 --> 00:43:49,793
I think she's gonna
pick Shannel.
883
00:43:52,655 --> 00:43:56,620
I'ma choose...
884
00:43:56,689 --> 00:43:58,310
I'ma choose Shannel.
885
00:43:59,448 --> 00:44:00,620
- All right!
886
00:44:00,689 --> 00:44:03,103
- Shannel, now it's your turn.
887
00:44:03,172 --> 00:44:05,137
Which song do you choose?
888
00:44:05,206 --> 00:44:07,034
- I think we gonna
Chaka Khan it.
889
00:44:07,103 --> 00:44:08,034
- OK.
890
00:44:08,103 --> 00:44:09,344
- We are every woman, honey.
891
00:44:09,413 --> 00:44:10,379
- Hey.
892
00:44:10,448 --> 00:44:11,379
- Yes, ma'am.
893
00:44:11,448 --> 00:44:12,551
- I love Chaka Khan.
894
00:44:12,620 --> 00:44:14,517
- OK.
895
00:44:14,586 --> 00:44:15,793
- Good choice, bitch.
896
00:44:17,655 --> 00:44:19,275
- That's why I picked Shannel,
because I knew
897
00:44:19,344 --> 00:44:21,034
she would probably pick
Chaka Khan.
898
00:44:21,103 --> 00:44:22,482
I'm ready.
Let's go.
899
00:44:22,551 --> 00:44:23,655
Balls to the wall.
900
00:44:23,724 --> 00:44:25,724
But I ain't dressed
for the occasion,
901
00:44:25,793 --> 00:44:28,172
in lingerie, for Chaka.
902
00:44:28,241 --> 00:44:30,103
Forgive me, Chaka Khan.
903
00:44:30,172 --> 00:44:33,689
- Roxxxy and Angeria, you may
step to the back of the stage.
904
00:44:37,206 --> 00:44:40,517
Two All Stars stand before me.
905
00:44:40,586 --> 00:44:44,103
Shannel, Miss Vanjie,
this is your chance
906
00:44:44,172 --> 00:44:49,103
to impress me and move
forward to the final round.
907
00:44:49,172 --> 00:44:51,000
Assume the position.
908
00:44:53,034 --> 00:44:56,724
The time has come for you
to lip sync
909
00:44:56,793 --> 00:45:00,724
for your charity.
910
00:45:03,137 --> 00:45:06,206
- Vanjie is an
incredible performer.
911
00:45:06,275 --> 00:45:09,482
But I am an experienced diva,
and I'm ready
912
00:45:09,551 --> 00:45:13,551
to show what old-school,
good old drag is all about.
913
00:45:13,620 --> 00:45:17,413
- Good luck,
and don't fuck it up.
914
00:46:37,379 --> 00:46:39,000
- OK!
- All right!
915
00:47:29,793 --> 00:47:32,241
- Yes!
916
00:47:37,482 --> 00:47:39,172
All right, bitch.
917
00:47:39,241 --> 00:47:40,896
That was good, bitches.
918
00:47:40,965 --> 00:47:42,931
- I think Vanjie's ass won.
919
00:47:44,241 --> 00:47:47,103
- Ladies, I've made my decision.
920
00:47:57,965 --> 00:48:00,689
Ladies, I've made my decision.
921
00:48:04,551 --> 00:48:07,068
Shannel, condragulations.
922
00:48:07,137 --> 00:48:09,275
You're a winner, baby. [laughs]
923
00:48:09,344 --> 00:48:11,620
Thank you,
thank you, thank you.
924
00:48:11,689 --> 00:48:15,655
- You've earned
a Beautiful Benefactress Badge
925
00:48:15,724 --> 00:48:18,586
and you're moving on
to the final round.
926
00:48:18,655 --> 00:48:20,413
Please step
to the back of the stage.
927
00:48:20,482 --> 00:48:22,068
- Thank you, thank you,
thank you, thank you.
928
00:48:22,137 --> 00:48:23,793
I could scream!
929
00:48:23,862 --> 00:48:25,068
I have three badges.
930
00:48:25,137 --> 00:48:26,965
And I am over the moon,
931
00:48:27,034 --> 00:48:28,551
because I went from nothing
932
00:48:28,620 --> 00:48:30,758
to three really quickly.
933
00:48:30,827 --> 00:48:32,241
- If they let you
give one away...
934
00:48:33,551 --> 00:48:36,379
Remember, I bowed out
gracefully, girl.
935
00:48:36,448 --> 00:48:38,241
Yeah.
936
00:48:38,310 --> 00:48:39,724
She got three badges now.
937
00:48:39,793 --> 00:48:41,275
You show her out.
938
00:48:41,344 --> 00:48:45,413
- Miss Vanjie, you are
free to slay another day.
939
00:48:45,482 --> 00:48:47,275
- I thought you were going
to say I could get a badge.
940
00:48:47,344 --> 00:48:48,931
Goddamn!
941
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:50,241
Well, thank you.
942
00:48:50,310 --> 00:48:51,448
- Thank you.
943
00:48:51,517 --> 00:48:52,862
You may leave the stage.
944
00:48:54,448 --> 00:48:56,172
- Bruno.
- Hey.
945
00:48:56,241 --> 00:48:58,379
- I don't got no badges,
but I got ass.
946
00:48:59,482 --> 00:49:00,965
- Yeah. I see it.
947
00:49:01,034 --> 00:49:02,448
- For charity, OK?
948
00:49:05,103 --> 00:49:07,206
- That bitch is so stupid!
949
00:49:07,275 --> 00:49:08,206
- Hi.
950
00:49:08,275 --> 00:49:10,448
The doll.
951
00:49:10,517 --> 00:49:11,655
Show us your ass.
952
00:49:16,206 --> 00:49:18,620
- Lord.
- Not after me.
953
00:49:18,689 --> 00:49:19,724
- What happened?
954
00:49:19,793 --> 00:49:20,827
- OK.
955
00:49:20,896 --> 00:49:22,068
- It looked good, bitch.
956
00:49:22,137 --> 00:49:23,068
- Fuck.
957
00:49:23,137 --> 00:49:24,137
I really wanted a badge.
958
00:49:24,206 --> 00:49:25,551
- Shannel better fucking go off.
959
00:49:25,620 --> 00:49:26,586
- I know, bitch.
960
00:49:26,655 --> 00:49:27,655
- Three badges in two weeks.
961
00:49:27,724 --> 00:49:29,172
- I know!
What the fuck?
962
00:49:29,241 --> 00:49:30,275
- Insane.
963
00:49:30,344 --> 00:49:31,517
- She might have
been playing us.
964
00:49:33,724 --> 00:49:36,172
- Shannel is a dark horse
I never saw coming.
965
00:49:36,241 --> 00:49:38,344
She is doing it.
966
00:49:38,413 --> 00:49:40,000
I'm gonna look out for her.
967
00:49:40,068 --> 00:49:42,103
She's fierce.
968
00:49:42,172 --> 00:49:43,551
I might have to break her legs.
969
00:49:43,620 --> 00:49:44,689
- Anybody can win.
970
00:49:44,758 --> 00:49:46,517
Anybody can win.
971
00:49:46,586 --> 00:49:49,206
- Angeria, Roxxxy.
972
00:49:49,275 --> 00:49:51,896
My God, it's happening.
973
00:49:51,965 --> 00:49:53,931
- Please step forward.
974
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:55,586
- Let's go, sister.
975
00:49:57,137 --> 00:49:59,034
- Gag.
976
00:49:59,103 --> 00:50:03,103
- Ladies, the drag gods
have chosen the two of you
977
00:50:03,172 --> 00:50:04,758
to lip sync next.
978
00:50:04,827 --> 00:50:07,310
And you'll be lip syncing to
979
00:50:07,379 --> 00:50:11,275
"Groove is in the Heart"
by Deee-Lite.
980
00:50:11,344 --> 00:50:13,103
- Me and Angeria
have been cutting
981
00:50:13,172 --> 00:50:15,137
each other off all season.
982
00:50:15,206 --> 00:50:18,586
And now, baby, it's about to be
a Lip Sync Smackdown.
983
00:50:18,655 --> 00:50:21,068
The country doll better
have your cha-cha pumps on,
984
00:50:21,137 --> 00:50:23,689
bitch, because I'm ready
to slay the stage.
985
00:50:23,758 --> 00:50:27,724
- Two All Stars stand before me.
986
00:50:27,793 --> 00:50:32,896
Angeria, Roxxxy, this is
your chance to impress me
987
00:50:32,965 --> 00:50:37,172
and move forward
to the final round.
988
00:50:37,241 --> 00:50:38,724
Assume the position.
989
00:50:40,620 --> 00:50:41,586
The time has come...
990
00:50:42,689 --> 00:50:43,620
- All right.
991
00:50:43,689 --> 00:50:44,931
Let's do this, girls.
992
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:49,896
- For you to lip sync
for your charity!
993
00:50:52,068 --> 00:50:55,068
- Whoever wins this lip sync
is gonna get the badge, honey.
994
00:50:55,137 --> 00:50:57,586
Roxxxy is not somebody I would
have chosen out of the line,
995
00:50:57,655 --> 00:50:59,068
but it is what it is, honey.
996
00:50:59,137 --> 00:51:00,068
Let's do it.
997
00:51:00,137 --> 00:51:01,137
Bring it on, bitch.
998
00:51:01,206 --> 00:51:02,310
Bring it on.
999
00:51:02,379 --> 00:51:05,862
- Good luck,
and don't fuck it up.
1000
00:51:14,586 --> 00:51:17,620
- Hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey, hey!
1001
00:52:04,068 --> 00:52:06,206
- OK, that ass, baby!
1002
00:52:23,448 --> 00:52:25,620
- Whoo!
- All that ass!
1003
00:52:27,827 --> 00:52:29,551
- Roxxxy knows the whole rap.
1004
00:52:31,586 --> 00:52:33,689
- Wow!
1005
00:52:35,689 --> 00:52:37,344
My God!
1006
00:53:01,448 --> 00:53:03,206
- OK!
1007
00:53:03,275 --> 00:53:04,931
My gosh.
1008
00:53:10,620 --> 00:53:12,034
- Whoo!
1009
00:53:12,103 --> 00:53:15,689
- All Stars,
I've made my decision.
1010
00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:32,482
All Stars,
I've made my decision.
1011
00:53:36,827 --> 00:53:40,000
Roxxxy Andrews, condragulations.
1012
00:53:40,068 --> 00:53:41,758
You're a winner, baby.
1013
00:53:41,827 --> 00:53:45,068
My God.
1014
00:53:45,137 --> 00:53:48,965
- You've earned
a Beautiful Benefactress Badge,
1015
00:53:49,034 --> 00:53:51,172
and you're moving forward
to the final lip sync.
1016
00:53:51,241 --> 00:53:52,172
- What?
1017
00:53:52,241 --> 00:53:53,482
This is what I came here for.
1018
00:53:53,551 --> 00:53:54,448
I got another badge.
1019
00:53:54,517 --> 00:53:55,482
I'm at five.
1020
00:53:55,551 --> 00:53:57,482
And the doll is now 8 and 0.
1021
00:53:57,551 --> 00:53:59,620
She is the heavyweight champion.
1022
00:53:59,689 --> 00:54:02,068
- Angeria Paris VanMicheals.
1023
00:54:03,413 --> 00:54:07,068
- You, my dear, are safe
to slay another day.
1024
00:54:07,137 --> 00:54:09,172
- You sure you don't want
to see me do it again?
1025
00:54:10,310 --> 00:54:12,482
'Cause I can.
1026
00:54:12,551 --> 00:54:15,034
I could do it all day.
1027
00:54:15,103 --> 00:54:16,103
Yeah.
1028
00:54:16,172 --> 00:54:19,275
I ain't lying.
1029
00:54:19,344 --> 00:54:21,206
I ain't lying.
1030
00:54:24,310 --> 00:54:25,586
What's the tea?
1031
00:54:27,379 --> 00:54:29,758
- Darling, welcome.
1032
00:54:29,827 --> 00:54:30,793
- What's the tea?
1033
00:54:30,862 --> 00:54:32,827
- Welcome to the no-badge club.
1034
00:54:32,896 --> 00:54:34,068
- Can I please take these off?
1035
00:54:34,137 --> 00:54:35,758
My God, I'm so mad.
1036
00:54:35,827 --> 00:54:37,862
I would have liked to advance
to that last round
1037
00:54:37,931 --> 00:54:39,482
and got that $10,000
1038
00:54:39,551 --> 00:54:41,241
for the National
Black Justice Coalition.
1039
00:54:41,310 --> 00:54:43,344
But Roxxxy is a fierce
lip syncer, bitch.
1040
00:54:43,413 --> 00:54:44,965
I knew that before
going into this, bitch.
1041
00:54:45,034 --> 00:54:46,413
So well-deserved.
1042
00:54:46,482 --> 00:54:47,758
That was probably
the most fun lip sync
1043
00:54:47,827 --> 00:54:48,827
I have ever done on this show.
1044
00:54:48,896 --> 00:54:50,103
- It was fun.
1045
00:54:50,172 --> 00:54:51,206
- I just held my breath
the whole time.
1046
00:54:51,275 --> 00:54:52,482
- Yeah.
1047
00:54:52,551 --> 00:54:53,620
- So what y'all think is
about to get off, bitch?
1048
00:54:53,689 --> 00:54:54,827
- What was the question?
1049
00:54:54,896 --> 00:54:55,724
Who's going to win
with these two?
1050
00:54:55,793 --> 00:54:56,862
- Yeah.
1051
00:54:56,931 --> 00:54:58,965
- Honestly, I'm, like, nervous.
1052
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:08,724
- Now bring back
my top two All Stars.
1053
00:55:08,793 --> 00:55:10,655
- Baby, final round.
1054
00:55:10,724 --> 00:55:13,413
The vintage doll
versus the doll.
1055
00:55:13,482 --> 00:55:16,275
- Sit back and relax
as we entertain you.
1056
00:55:16,344 --> 00:55:17,724
The girls
are ready, honey.
1057
00:55:17,793 --> 00:55:18,758
My God.
1058
00:55:18,827 --> 00:55:20,758
The girls are ready.
1059
00:55:20,827 --> 00:55:23,827
- Roxxxy and I are both
old-school divas,
1060
00:55:23,896 --> 00:55:25,068
so we get each other.
1061
00:55:25,137 --> 00:55:26,620
We're, like, right here
with shit.
1062
00:55:26,689 --> 00:55:28,206
This is going to be fun.
1063
00:55:30,206 --> 00:55:36,551
- Shannel, Roxxxy, this week,
you were both unsinkable.
1064
00:55:36,620 --> 00:55:41,103
But tonight,
there can only be one winner.
1065
00:55:41,172 --> 00:55:45,137
Two All Stars stand before me.
1066
00:55:45,206 --> 00:55:46,896
Prior to tonight, you were asked
1067
00:55:46,965 --> 00:55:50,896
to prepare a lip sync
performance of "Break Free"
1068
00:55:50,965 --> 00:55:53,344
by Ariana Grande.
1069
00:55:53,413 --> 00:55:57,000
Ladies, this is your chance
to impress me
1070
00:55:57,068 --> 00:56:01,551
and win $10,000 for your cause.
1071
00:56:03,724 --> 00:56:07,448
The time has come for you
to lip sync
1072
00:56:07,517 --> 00:56:11,379
for your charity!
1073
00:56:13,517 --> 00:56:15,103
- I got my fifth badge.
1074
00:56:15,172 --> 00:56:18,344
I'm ready to battle
for $10,000 for my charity.
1075
00:56:18,413 --> 00:56:20,862
And baby, she better get ready.
1076
00:56:20,931 --> 00:56:23,793
- One of us is going to win
$10,000 for our charity,
1077
00:56:23,862 --> 00:56:27,172
and one of us is Roxxxy.
1078
00:56:29,551 --> 00:56:33,758
- Good luck,
and don't fuck it up.
1079
00:57:21,931 --> 00:57:23,379
- Yeah!
1080
00:57:39,793 --> 00:57:43,034
- [screams] Yes!
1081
00:57:57,827 --> 00:57:59,482
Wow.
1082
00:57:59,551 --> 00:58:00,482
That was a lot.
1083
00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:19,586
- Come on!
1084
00:58:19,655 --> 00:58:21,586
Come on, girl!
1085
00:58:28,551 --> 00:58:29,931
- Wow.
1086
00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:31,310
My God.
1087
00:58:31,379 --> 00:58:34,413
- Yes!
1088
00:58:34,482 --> 00:58:37,482
- All Stars,
I've made my decision.
1089
00:58:43,724 --> 00:58:45,965
Roxxxy, condragulations.
1090
00:58:46,034 --> 00:58:47,793
You're a winner, baby.
1091
00:58:54,448 --> 00:58:56,827
Baby, the doll done won
the Lalaparuza.
1092
00:58:56,896 --> 00:58:57,827
I am champion.
1093
00:58:57,896 --> 00:58:59,275
Where is my heavyweight belt?
1094
00:58:59,344 --> 00:59:01,758
And the lip sync record
is still going, bitch.
1095
00:59:01,827 --> 00:59:04,137
9 and 0.
Who's up next?
1096
00:59:04,206 --> 00:59:08,344
- You've won a cash tip
of $10,000 for your charity...
1097
00:59:08,413 --> 00:59:10,551
- Wow.
- Miracle of Love.
1098
00:59:10,620 --> 00:59:12,241
- Thank you so much.
1099
00:59:12,310 --> 00:59:17,724
- All Stars, please join
Shannel and Roxxxy on stage.
1100
00:59:17,793 --> 00:59:19,379
- Congratulations, baby.
1101
00:59:24,137 --> 00:59:27,137
- Now let's take a moment
to review the tally
1102
00:59:27,206 --> 00:59:31,241
of your Beautiful
Benefactress Badgesses.
1103
00:59:33,586 --> 00:59:36,137
Plastique has four badges.
1104
00:59:36,206 --> 00:59:39,137
Angeria has three badges.
1105
00:59:39,206 --> 00:59:41,689
Nina West has two badges.
1106
00:59:41,758 --> 00:59:44,241
Miss Vanjie has two badges.
1107
00:59:46,172 --> 00:59:47,344
And they're beautiful.
1108
00:59:47,413 --> 00:59:48,379
- Thank you.
1109
00:59:48,448 --> 00:59:50,793
- Gottmik has two badges.
1110
00:59:50,862 --> 00:59:53,448
Jorgeous has four badges.
1111
00:59:53,517 --> 00:59:56,379
Shannel has three badges.
1112
00:59:56,448 --> 00:59:59,379
Roxxxy has five badges.
1113
00:59:59,448 --> 01:00:01,517
And Michelle has one "vadges."
1114
01:00:04,965 --> 01:00:07,103
Hey, but don't give up hope.
1115
01:00:07,172 --> 01:00:11,655
The top three All Stars
will not... I repeat,
1116
01:00:11,724 --> 01:00:16,655
will not be determined
until the final moments
1117
01:00:16,724 --> 01:00:21,206
of our grand finale,
and yes, there's still a path
1118
01:00:21,275 --> 01:00:24,896
to victory for each of you.
1119
01:00:24,965 --> 01:00:27,275
And now I want to ask the fans,
1120
01:00:27,344 --> 01:00:30,103
which of our
Beautiful Benefactresses
1121
01:00:30,172 --> 01:00:31,586
do you want to win?
1122
01:00:31,655 --> 01:00:33,586
Are you Team Plastique,
1123
01:00:33,655 --> 01:00:35,172
Team Angeria,
1124
01:00:35,241 --> 01:00:36,827
Team Nina West,
1125
01:00:36,896 --> 01:00:38,551
Team Vanjie,
1126
01:00:38,620 --> 01:00:39,965
Team Gottmik,
1127
01:00:40,034 --> 01:00:41,448
Team Jorgeous,
1128
01:00:41,517 --> 01:00:42,965
Team Shannel,
1129
01:00:43,034 --> 01:00:45,034
or are you Team Roxxxy?
1130
01:00:45,103 --> 01:00:49,517
Let your voice be heard
using #AllStars9.
1131
01:00:49,586 --> 01:00:52,724
And next week,
fasten your seat belts
1132
01:00:52,793 --> 01:00:58,137
for part one of a grand finale
like you've never seen before.
1133
01:00:58,206 --> 01:01:00,724
And remember,
if you can't love yourself,
1134
01:01:00,793 --> 01:01:02,896
how in the hell you gonna love
somebody else?
1135
01:01:02,965 --> 01:01:04,896
Can I get an amen up in here?
1136
01:01:04,965 --> 01:01:06,206
Amen!
1137
01:01:06,275 --> 01:01:07,896
- All right.
Now let the music play.
1138
01:01:26,827 --> 01:01:27,827
- Next time on "All Stars"...
1139
01:01:27,896 --> 01:01:29,137
Welcome to the grand finale
1140
01:01:29,206 --> 01:01:30,896
of "RuPaul's Drag Race
All Stars,"
1141
01:01:30,965 --> 01:01:32,000
part one.
1142
01:01:34,103 --> 01:01:35,724
- Now, the stakes are high,
1143
01:01:35,793 --> 01:01:38,655
because it is still
anyone's game to win.
1144
01:01:40,241 --> 01:01:41,482
Wait.
1145
01:01:41,551 --> 01:01:43,758
There's one more thing
I want to tell you.
1146
01:01:43,827 --> 01:01:46,379
I just can't remember
what it is.
1147
01:01:46,448 --> 01:01:47,448
- Holy shit.
1148
01:01:47,517 --> 01:01:49,931
Holy shit.
1149
01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:51,000
- This changes the game.
1150
01:01:51,068 --> 01:01:52,551
Flips that whole over,
1151
01:01:52,620 --> 01:01:54,620
bitch, right in the corner.
1152
01:01:54,689 --> 01:01:56,310
I need to be in that
final three, bitch.
1153
01:01:56,379 --> 01:01:58,758
- I'm feeling nauseous.
1154
01:01:58,827 --> 01:02:00,172
- I don't know who to pick.
1155
01:02:00,241 --> 01:02:01,862
- I know I want to be
in the top three.
1156
01:02:01,931 --> 01:02:04,482
Me, myself, and I.
That's who I want.
1157
01:02:04,551 --> 01:02:07,344
It's charity,
but it's also strategy.
1158
01:02:09,275 --> 01:02:11,413
What am I doing?
1159
01:02:39,942 --> 01:02:41,942
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