Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:16,583 --> 00:00:18,042
Hey. Here.
2
00:00:26,417 --> 00:00:27,750
Hey, Kirkland Jeans,
3
00:00:27,833 --> 00:00:29,750
get the fuck outta the road!
4
00:00:34,458 --> 00:00:37,208
Alright, freeze, put your
hands in the air. Now!
5
00:00:44,042 --> 00:00:45,792
Oh, my God!
6
00:00:47,750 --> 00:00:50,125
Oh, God, what the hell
is happening? What the...
7
00:01:01,833 --> 00:01:03,375
It's finally all happening.
8
00:01:36,500 --> 00:01:38,833
Okay, let's think. If you
were a pretentious douche bag
9
00:01:38,917 --> 00:01:40,829
who had a weapon that could
destroy the entire planet,
10
00:01:40,833 --> 00:01:42,073
where would you launch it from?
11
00:01:43,125 --> 00:01:46,500
Knowing Boone, somewhere
everyone could see.
12
00:01:50,458 --> 00:01:51,746
Cautionary tale just in
13
00:01:51,750 --> 00:01:53,708
to avoid the flora and
evacuate the city ASAP.
14
00:01:53,792 --> 00:01:55,083
Times Square?
15
00:01:55,167 --> 00:01:57,667
Oh, God, this guy's so basic.
16
00:01:57,750 --> 00:01:59,542
We gotta get to
Eunice's office. Now.
17
00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:03,458
And I repeat, authorities say
to avoid the flora at all costs
18
00:02:03,542 --> 00:02:05,167
and evacuate the
city immediately.
19
00:02:05,250 --> 00:02:07,730
Bryce and Dot were supposed to
come back with Monkey hours ago.
20
00:02:07,792 --> 00:02:09,125
Where the hell are they?
21
00:02:09,208 --> 00:02:11,958
I don't know, baby, but it's
time we made other plans.
22
00:02:12,042 --> 00:02:13,208
We gotta run.
23
00:02:13,292 --> 00:02:15,750
Run where? You heard Dot.
24
00:02:15,833 --> 00:02:19,167
This thing is gonna
destroy the whole world,
25
00:02:19,250 --> 00:02:20,750
not just New York.
26
00:02:20,833 --> 00:02:23,708
Then I guess we'll stay alive a
little longer than everybody else.
27
00:02:23,792 --> 00:02:26,083
I need to do right by your
father and get you to safety.
28
00:02:26,167 --> 00:02:28,208
Trust me, this is what
Bryce would've... Aah!
29
00:02:28,292 --> 00:02:29,913
Eunice, we gotta get
going, it's getting real...
30
00:02:29,917 --> 00:02:30,917
You're okay!
31
00:02:32,875 --> 00:02:33,875
You're okay.
32
00:02:34,333 --> 00:02:36,083
- You're okay.
- Oh, my God,
33
00:02:36,167 --> 00:02:37,417
were you worried about me?
34
00:02:37,500 --> 00:02:38,542
What? No, no, no, no.
35
00:02:38,625 --> 00:02:40,917
I was, well, I was... I
was maybe mildly concerned.
36
00:02:43,583 --> 00:02:45,458
Oh, look who thinks he
could just walk back in
37
00:02:45,542 --> 00:02:48,500
like everything's fine and
the world isn't ending.
38
00:02:48,583 --> 00:02:50,079
Hey, Eunice,
39
00:02:50,083 --> 00:02:51,917
it's bad out there,
we need bodies.
40
00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:53,704
I'm gonna need you to
call all your assassins.
41
00:02:53,708 --> 00:02:56,167
Man, get the hell outta
here with that nonsense.
42
00:02:56,250 --> 00:02:58,000
If nobody came to
help in Montauk,
43
00:02:58,083 --> 00:02:59,708
what makes you think
they're coming now?
44
00:02:59,792 --> 00:03:01,496
Oh, I don't know, maybe
because humans are about
45
00:03:01,500 --> 00:03:03,375
to be wiped off the face
of the fucking planet?
46
00:03:03,458 --> 00:03:06,125
Look, my assassins don't
know that and to be honest,
47
00:03:06,208 --> 00:03:07,667
I don't think they even care.
48
00:03:07,750 --> 00:03:10,000
They are down-and-dirty
crooks, not UNICEF.
49
00:03:10,917 --> 00:03:16,792
Ooh, bingo, bongo, so let's
treat them like crooks.
50
00:03:20,292 --> 00:03:22,542
Oh shit, they got snacks.
That's a bad sign.
51
00:03:22,625 --> 00:03:24,583
Damn, Bryce, how'd
she pull this off?
52
00:03:24,667 --> 00:03:25,958
Oh, yeah, Iris lied and told 'em
53
00:03:26,042 --> 00:03:28,250
it was a high-paying gig
54
00:03:28,333 --> 00:03:29,375
just like I would've done.
55
00:03:31,625 --> 00:03:34,000
Hello, hello, hello.
56
00:03:34,083 --> 00:03:35,500
Wanna hear something sexy?
57
00:03:35,875 --> 00:03:38,000
I'm still pulling your hair
out of my shower drain.
58
00:03:39,458 --> 00:03:40,833
Not into hair play?
59
00:03:40,917 --> 00:03:43,458
You know, I'm more into
people with a backbone.
60
00:03:43,542 --> 00:03:45,458
So you couldn't bother
to show up to Montauk
61
00:03:45,542 --> 00:03:47,454
when we needed you, but now
that there's money involved,
62
00:03:47,458 --> 00:03:49,125
you're suddenly here?
63
00:03:49,208 --> 00:03:52,583
If this is the kind of person
you are, I'm not interested.
64
00:03:53,875 --> 00:03:55,038
- Oh.
- Alright, so I'm thinking
65
00:03:55,042 --> 00:03:56,954
I'll start things off with
a light roast, you know?
66
00:03:56,958 --> 00:03:58,625
Just kinda get
everybody warmed up.
67
00:03:58,708 --> 00:04:00,875
Hey, I know Gatling has a
lot of issues with his mom,
68
00:04:00,958 --> 00:04:02,288
- so I'm gonna come right...
- No, no, no, stop.
69
00:04:02,292 --> 00:04:04,121
I think Monkey should
take the lead on this one.
70
00:04:04,125 --> 00:04:05,417
- Monkey?
- Huh?
71
00:04:05,500 --> 00:04:07,542
You mean the guy that moans
and grunts all the time?
72
00:04:07,625 --> 00:04:09,621
Actually, you know what? That
might work with this crowd.
73
00:04:09,625 --> 00:04:11,458
You can translate, okay?
74
00:04:11,542 --> 00:04:13,204
He's got more street
cred with the assassins.
75
00:04:13,208 --> 00:04:14,888
Plus, nobody liked you
when you were alive.
76
00:04:14,958 --> 00:04:15,958
There, I got it out.
77
00:04:16,042 --> 00:04:18,000
- Damn.
- Okay. Ouch.
78
00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:20,292
You know what, fine.
79
00:04:20,375 --> 00:04:22,750
Let's make it snappy, try
to keep it under 60 seconds.
80
00:04:22,833 --> 00:04:24,208
A minute, 20 tops.
81
00:04:24,292 --> 00:04:25,829
Jesus wept. Would
you hurry it up?
82
00:04:25,833 --> 00:04:27,233
What is this all about?
83
00:04:27,250 --> 00:04:28,875
Sorry, uh, qui-quick thing.
84
00:04:28,958 --> 00:04:31,458
Yeah, is this a 1099 or a W2?
85
00:04:31,542 --> 00:04:33,000
Yo, what's taking so long?
86
00:04:33,083 --> 00:04:34,883
Alright, listen up.
87
00:04:34,917 --> 00:04:37,125
First things first,
there is no money.
88
00:04:37,208 --> 00:04:38,288
For real?
89
00:04:38,292 --> 00:04:39,621
- That answers my question.
- I knew y'all was bullshit.
90
00:04:39,625 --> 00:04:40,708
Good to see you guys.
91
00:04:40,792 --> 00:04:42,512
I'm taking these
croissants and I'm leaving!
92
00:04:43,333 --> 00:04:46,293
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, wait, just
listen. Give us two minutes of your time.
93
00:04:46,333 --> 00:04:48,083
Please don't leave.
94
00:04:48,167 --> 00:04:51,167
Sit your asses down!
95
00:04:51,250 --> 00:04:53,333
- Yup, sitting!
- Uh, yes, ma'am.
96
00:04:55,208 --> 00:04:58,083
Thank you, Eunice, and thank
you for your understanding.
97
00:04:58,167 --> 00:05:00,000
Again, no money, not a dime.
98
00:05:00,083 --> 00:05:02,792
But now, I'm gonna hand
it over to this monkey.
99
00:05:07,792 --> 00:05:10,250
I know we're all pretty
messed-up individuals
100
00:05:10,333 --> 00:05:12,167
and we all probably
need therapy.
101
00:05:12,250 --> 00:05:14,250
Way to win 'em over.
102
00:05:14,333 --> 00:05:15,454
We wouldn't be in this business
103
00:05:15,458 --> 00:05:17,708
if we didn't have problems
we were running away from.
104
00:05:18,625 --> 00:05:21,667
Our moral compass, our
convictions, it's all broken.
105
00:05:24,792 --> 00:05:27,583
We are broken, but
we're also a family
106
00:05:27,667 --> 00:05:30,042
and, yes, fucked-up and
deeply flawed family,
107
00:05:30,125 --> 00:05:33,750
and all we seem to do is hurt
each other over and over again.
108
00:05:35,042 --> 00:05:36,625
But that's just
part of being alive.
109
00:05:38,167 --> 00:05:40,750
I mean, does the perfect
family even exist?
110
00:05:40,833 --> 00:05:42,633
You know, maybe the
Jetsons, some would argue.
111
00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:45,292
I... Later, okay, fine.
112
00:05:45,375 --> 00:05:48,042
The point is, it's not too
late to make things right.
113
00:05:48,125 --> 00:05:50,667
I know we all kill
people for a living,
114
00:05:50,750 --> 00:05:53,750
but we have the chance
to be heroes for once.
115
00:05:55,250 --> 00:05:58,333
This family could
save the world.
116
00:06:00,708 --> 00:06:02,000
Now, who's with us?
117
00:06:14,750 --> 00:06:17,333
Let's save the goddamn
world with our guns!
118
00:06:20,417 --> 00:06:21,875
Let's go.
119
00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:27,917
Oh, man, they started off slow,
but it really got there, huh?
120
00:06:31,667 --> 00:06:33,542
Hey, I got you something.
121
00:06:33,625 --> 00:06:36,208
Yeah, I thought maybe you'd
wanna be a cool guy again.
122
00:06:41,708 --> 00:06:42,996
Fuck yeah.
123
00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:44,667
Yo, what's the plan?
124
00:06:44,750 --> 00:06:46,833
The plan? Right, okay.
125
00:06:46,917 --> 00:06:50,375
Um, any of you guys got a
plan, even if it's half-baked,
126
00:06:50,458 --> 00:06:52,375
- I don't care.
- Dammit, ugh.
127
00:06:52,458 --> 00:06:55,792
Uh, guys, look what I found.
128
00:06:56,958 --> 00:06:58,292
The coffee table.
129
00:06:58,375 --> 00:07:00,583
It's a bomb. That's
right, that's the plan.
130
00:07:00,667 --> 00:07:01,867
We're gonna blow up the Relic,
131
00:07:01,917 --> 00:07:03,750
and Boone and all
those idiots with it.
132
00:07:06,583 --> 00:07:08,083
- Oh.
- Are you kidding me?
133
00:07:08,167 --> 00:07:10,458
Those assholes shot
up my damn bomb.
134
00:07:11,208 --> 00:07:13,500
Can you fix it, Danke?
135
00:07:13,583 --> 00:07:15,167
The firing components
are ruined.
136
00:07:16,125 --> 00:07:19,333
I can probably get it up and
running, but I need time.
137
00:07:19,417 --> 00:07:22,038
Uh, yeah, we might
not have that luxury.
138
00:07:30,458 --> 00:07:33,500
Testes, testes, one,
two. Is this thing on?
139
00:07:33,583 --> 00:07:35,496
- What are you doing, your tight five?
- Shut up.
140
00:07:35,500 --> 00:07:38,250
I don't get why I have to be
stuck here with the Geek Squad
141
00:07:38,333 --> 00:07:40,204
while you guys get to have
all the fun in the jungle.
142
00:07:40,208 --> 00:07:41,454
What? No, no, no, no, no.
143
00:07:41,458 --> 00:07:43,875
You know what's fun?
Computers, office snacks.
144
00:07:43,958 --> 00:07:45,833
Oh, safe spaces. I'm
jealous of you actually.
145
00:07:45,917 --> 00:07:49,000
Oh, my God, are you
worried about me?
146
00:07:49,083 --> 00:07:53,000
Maybe more like
mildly concerned, hm?
147
00:07:53,083 --> 00:07:55,000
Hey, Danke, no guns
for her, alright?
148
00:07:55,083 --> 00:07:57,833
Affirmative. Let's save the
family therapy for later.
149
00:07:57,917 --> 00:07:59,375
Now, let's talk strategy.
150
00:07:59,458 --> 00:08:02,833
I've deconstructed the bomb
into two separate components,
151
00:08:02,917 --> 00:08:05,750
the explosive and
the remote detonator.
152
00:08:06,167 --> 00:08:07,917
Bryce and his team
will take the bomb
153
00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:10,167
and covertly plant
it under Times Square
154
00:08:10,250 --> 00:08:12,042
as close to the
Relic as possible.
155
00:08:12,125 --> 00:08:15,292
Monkey and his team will plant
the remote detonator above ground.
156
00:08:15,375 --> 00:08:17,792
Monkey needs to be at least
50 feet near the bomb site
157
00:08:17,875 --> 00:08:20,042
because the telecom
satellite I'm hijacking
158
00:08:20,125 --> 00:08:23,250
to send the arm code has
no reception on the ground,
159
00:08:23,333 --> 00:08:25,083
just like my cell
phone on the A train.
160
00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:30,250
Monkey, your detonator will light up
green when it's in proper distance.
161
00:08:30,333 --> 00:08:32,667
No green, no boom, copy?
162
00:08:48,667 --> 00:08:50,667
Oh, you think you've got it bad?
163
00:08:51,625 --> 00:08:54,417
Mm, hard agree to disagree, bud.
164
00:08:56,292 --> 00:08:58,917
Oh, this might take a while.
165
00:08:59,458 --> 00:09:01,292
Pit crew, let's clear this shit
166
00:09:01,375 --> 00:09:03,542
and get it up and move
it in five, let's go!
167
00:09:17,542 --> 00:09:20,292
Yeah, we've got company.
168
00:09:34,875 --> 00:09:36,625
Monkey, watch out!
169
00:09:39,833 --> 00:09:40,953
Huh?
170
00:09:42,583 --> 00:09:45,125
We've got to take cover!
171
00:09:47,208 --> 00:09:49,583
Well, well, well,
172
00:09:49,667 --> 00:09:51,833
if it isn't the shitty gun guy
173
00:09:51,917 --> 00:09:55,000
and his kindergarten
sidekick trying to play hero.
174
00:09:55,500 --> 00:09:57,375
Double-Tap.
175
00:09:59,458 --> 00:10:00,538
Well, you know,
176
00:10:00,542 --> 00:10:03,208
all the big action stars
have a pierced ear.
177
00:10:05,208 --> 00:10:07,500
Ha!
178
00:10:09,333 --> 00:10:10,583
Uh, uh, uh.
179
00:10:10,667 --> 00:10:14,167
I got 10 years' worth of ammo
to use before the world ends,
180
00:10:14,250 --> 00:10:17,167
and each bullet got
your name on it, Monkey,
181
00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:20,083
which, by the way,
is a terrible name.
182
00:10:20,167 --> 00:10:22,042
That would be like me
calling myself person.
183
00:10:23,708 --> 00:10:26,125
No, Monkey, no, we go together.
184
00:10:28,417 --> 00:10:31,042
Fine. Then make him suffer.
185
00:10:35,125 --> 00:10:36,333
Like fish in a barrel.
186
00:10:38,958 --> 00:10:41,125
Parlor tricks, huh?
187
00:10:41,208 --> 00:10:43,500
Alright, a little
back alley, but fine.
188
00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:46,458
Let's find out who
the real gun guy is.
189
00:10:49,958 --> 00:10:51,125
Ugh. What's it at now?
190
00:10:51,208 --> 00:10:54,000
40%, same as 30 seconds ago.
191
00:10:54,083 --> 00:10:55,667
Okay, got it.
192
00:10:56,958 --> 00:11:00,208
- What about now?
- Iris, Iris, please.
193
00:11:02,542 --> 00:11:04,000
We've got a problem here.
194
00:11:09,667 --> 00:11:11,750
Ah, excuszi, no Uzi,
you heard your dad.
195
00:11:11,833 --> 00:11:14,667
- But I...
- Listen, when this screen goes green,
196
00:11:14,750 --> 00:11:17,458
hit the button to send the arm
code to the detonator, got it?
197
00:11:17,542 --> 00:11:18,667
Uh-huh.
198
00:11:20,333 --> 00:11:22,167
Hey, look at me, look at me.
199
00:11:25,625 --> 00:11:26,667
You can do this.
200
00:11:29,250 --> 00:11:32,125
Flower Child to Ghost Man. That
train left the station yet?
201
00:11:32,208 --> 00:11:33,375
Seconds away.
202
00:11:33,458 --> 00:11:34,875
Pit crew, how we lookin'?
203
00:11:37,083 --> 00:11:38,167
- Done.
- Done.
204
00:11:42,500 --> 00:11:43,792
Ugh! God dammit.
205
00:11:45,208 --> 00:11:46,208
Alright, let's go.
206
00:11:50,250 --> 00:11:52,000
- I thought you cleared everything.
- I did.
207
00:11:52,083 --> 00:11:53,500
I think it might be that...
208
00:11:56,875 --> 00:11:58,042
Oh, shit, it's Amara.
209
00:11:58,125 --> 00:12:00,292
- Shoot the coupler.
- Here we go.
210
00:12:00,375 --> 00:12:02,875
What are you doing? Shoot
the goddamn coupler!
211
00:12:03,250 --> 00:12:05,792
- It's gotta warm up.
- Oh, for fuck's sake!
212
00:12:10,708 --> 00:12:12,667
Whew. What the hell was that?
213
00:12:12,750 --> 00:12:14,750
Just the beginning. You
can't stop what's coming.
214
00:12:14,833 --> 00:12:16,750
Get the hell outta here,
man. Don't be an idiot.
215
00:12:16,833 --> 00:12:19,625
My name is Gatling,
what'd you expect?
216
00:12:23,792 --> 00:12:26,250
She's catching up! Can't
this thing go any fast...
217
00:12:28,583 --> 00:12:30,125
Hi, asshole.
218
00:12:30,208 --> 00:12:32,667
- You're looking stupid.
- No, this is your stop.
219
00:12:39,375 --> 00:12:40,583
Okay, ready?
220
00:12:42,042 --> 00:12:45,042
Off the fire hydrant
over the hot dog cart
221
00:12:45,125 --> 00:12:46,875
between the rims of that Beemer.
222
00:12:52,333 --> 00:12:54,375
Oh.
223
00:12:54,458 --> 00:12:57,500
Well, I believe
points have been made.
224
00:12:57,958 --> 00:13:00,458
I'll be honest, Monkey,
I expected more,
225
00:13:00,542 --> 00:13:02,667
but at least you get to
die knowing the truth,
226
00:13:02,750 --> 00:13:05,333
that Double-Tap was
always the real gun guy
227
00:13:05,417 --> 00:13:08,083
and you were always just
some animal with a gun.
228
00:13:17,250 --> 00:13:19,500
So let's do this one last time.
229
00:13:22,292 --> 00:13:24,125
Off the manhole cover.
230
00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:28,083
Through the bike rack.
231
00:13:29,583 --> 00:13:30,958
And into your furry little head.
232
00:13:35,917 --> 00:13:38,708
Uh, wait, I'm sorry.
233
00:13:39,250 --> 00:13:40,375
What?
234
00:13:40,458 --> 00:13:43,500
You finally get a shot off
and you shoot backwards?
235
00:13:43,583 --> 00:13:45,083
What the... Oh.
236
00:13:59,208 --> 00:14:01,125
71%, nice.
237
00:14:01,208 --> 00:14:03,042
Yeah, that's great, but
you really don't need
238
00:14:03,125 --> 00:14:04,375
to announce every number.
239
00:14:22,625 --> 00:14:24,375
- Fuck!
- What the fuck?
240
00:14:24,875 --> 00:14:27,042
Man, I sure hope my
policy cover this.
241
00:14:27,125 --> 00:14:29,333
- We have insurance?
- 72%.
242
00:14:29,417 --> 00:14:31,000
Uh, Monkey, is that
light green yet?
243
00:14:32,917 --> 00:14:34,375
Monkey, is that light green yet?
244
00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:35,708
Monkey.
245
00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:38,833
Monkey. Monkey, what's going on?
246
00:14:41,333 --> 00:14:43,667
You're a long from the
Fukuyama Mountains.
247
00:14:44,458 --> 00:14:46,708
Oh, Dot?
248
00:14:46,792 --> 00:14:50,208
Yeah. She's where she
belongs, with her family.
249
00:14:56,250 --> 00:14:58,417
Oh, look at this.
250
00:14:58,500 --> 00:15:02,500
The two who betrayed me now
forced to kill each other.
251
00:15:02,583 --> 00:15:06,125
I mean, that is a
pay-per-view fight
252
00:15:06,208 --> 00:15:08,042
for the end of days.
253
00:15:14,250 --> 00:15:16,083
Aw, Monkey.
254
00:15:16,167 --> 00:15:19,875
I know you don't wanna hurt
her, but she's gonna hurt you
255
00:15:19,958 --> 00:15:22,458
and then I'm gonna hurt her.
256
00:15:22,542 --> 00:15:23,667
Real bad.
257
00:15:27,083 --> 00:15:29,542
Yeah, there you go.
258
00:15:29,625 --> 00:15:31,042
That's the spirit.
259
00:15:37,750 --> 00:15:39,583
Okay, how we lookin', kid?
260
00:15:39,917 --> 00:15:42,125
88%. We need more time.
261
00:15:42,208 --> 00:15:43,746
- No, no, no, no, no!
- Iris! No.
262
00:15:45,583 --> 00:15:46,917
No!
263
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:48,454
- Buddy!
- Sorry I'm late.
264
00:15:48,458 --> 00:15:50,417
They had two-for-ones
at Margaritaville.
265
00:15:51,042 --> 00:15:52,542
Iris! Iris?
266
00:15:52,625 --> 00:15:53,708
I'm here.
267
00:15:53,792 --> 00:15:55,917
I'm okay. Buddy showed up.
268
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:59,208
Things are under control,
and the hack is at 92%.
269
00:16:03,083 --> 00:16:05,250
Okay, good, good,
I-I-I'm close too.
270
00:16:05,333 --> 00:16:06,625
Okay, great.
271
00:16:06,708 --> 00:16:08,428
I'm not gonna lie,
though, that sounded like
272
00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:10,250
more than mildly concerned.
273
00:16:20,333 --> 00:16:22,250
Oh, I should have
taken you to Disney.
274
00:16:22,333 --> 00:16:23,333
What?
275
00:16:23,708 --> 00:16:24,750
I should have stayed.
276
00:16:25,208 --> 00:16:27,917
I should have taken you
to Disney, you know?
277
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:29,875
Taught you how to, I
don't know, drive a stick.
278
00:16:30,625 --> 00:16:33,125
Intimidated your first
boyfriend, you know?
279
00:16:33,208 --> 00:16:34,375
Bryce, I'm gay.
280
00:16:34,458 --> 00:16:37,125
Well, I should have been there
to tell you that that's fine
281
00:16:37,208 --> 00:16:38,708
and that I love
you all the same.
282
00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:42,125
Then intimidated whoever the hell
came to pick you up that night.
283
00:16:42,208 --> 00:16:45,500
Look, the point is, I
wasn't there to parent.
284
00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:47,780
I wasn't there to be your dad...
285
00:16:49,542 --> 00:16:50,750
and honest to God...
286
00:16:51,583 --> 00:16:53,208
that's the biggest
regret of my life.
287
00:16:53,292 --> 00:16:55,704
Well, then let's agree to both
make it through this alive
288
00:16:55,708 --> 00:16:57,667
so you don't fuck up
our second chance.
289
00:17:00,333 --> 00:17:01,625
Iris, listen, I...
290
00:17:03,833 --> 00:17:06,125
Oh, shit.
291
00:17:12,875 --> 00:17:14,792
God dammit, we're
not close enough!
292
00:17:17,875 --> 00:17:19,625
Maybe you're not such
a coward after all.
293
00:17:19,708 --> 00:17:21,708
That or you're just
really fucking stupid.
294
00:17:21,792 --> 00:17:23,000
Ah!
295
00:17:24,250 --> 00:17:25,292
Dad?
296
00:17:27,042 --> 00:17:29,917
Nah-uh, I was just curious what
you'd look like with half a face!
297
00:17:32,333 --> 00:17:34,042
Oh, I can see your crack!
298
00:17:34,625 --> 00:17:37,875
Ugh. Truly get fucked, Bryce.
299
00:17:49,083 --> 00:17:52,042
When I found you,
you had nothing!
300
00:17:53,833 --> 00:17:54,917
No purpose!
301
00:17:56,292 --> 00:17:57,958
No family!
302
00:18:00,292 --> 00:18:04,708
I gave that all to you, and you
abandoned me at the very end?
303
00:18:06,958 --> 00:18:10,667
I have the most powerful
weapon in the world.
304
00:18:12,250 --> 00:18:13,917
Shit.
305
00:18:15,125 --> 00:18:17,708
You? You have a
team of wannabes.
306
00:18:17,792 --> 00:18:19,958
No, no, no.
307
00:18:25,125 --> 00:18:27,542
Fighting an inescapable fate.
308
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,292
That's what hope does.
309
00:18:39,125 --> 00:18:41,292
It blinds you from the truth.
310
00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:48,250
Humanity's time is up.
311
00:18:49,417 --> 00:18:50,542
What are you doing?
312
00:18:50,625 --> 00:18:51,785
We're cursed, Monkey.
313
00:18:51,833 --> 00:18:53,667
I know you think it's
you, but it's us.
314
00:18:53,750 --> 00:18:55,875
We are the cause
of your suffering.
315
00:18:56,542 --> 00:18:58,458
Our selfish, brutal impulses
316
00:18:58,542 --> 00:19:00,750
are no longer
individual deformities,
317
00:19:00,833 --> 00:19:04,250
they're an evolutionary
trait of our species.
318
00:19:07,917 --> 00:19:10,000
You wanted to get rid
of senseless killing?
319
00:19:10,917 --> 00:19:12,000
This is how.
320
00:19:12,625 --> 00:19:13,625
Look around.
321
00:19:14,458 --> 00:19:17,750
A restart that you
could still lead.
322
00:19:18,208 --> 00:19:20,042
The animals are safe.
323
00:19:20,667 --> 00:19:22,583
Live the rest of
your days in peace.
324
00:19:22,667 --> 00:19:25,167
Lay the guardrails
for what comes next.
325
00:19:25,708 --> 00:19:27,125
Do better, Monkey.
326
00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:29,667
Leave the earth in better shape.
327
00:19:29,750 --> 00:19:32,000
Come on, what do you say?
328
00:19:46,250 --> 00:19:51,417
Wow, okay, then tell the
devil I'll see him soon.
329
00:19:53,417 --> 00:19:55,792
What?
330
00:19:57,583 --> 00:19:58,958
Stone cold, am I right?
331
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:02,917
No! No. No.
332
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:04,292
Alright, here we go.
333
00:20:08,083 --> 00:20:09,292
No!
334
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:11,333
No. No.
335
00:20:12,458 --> 00:20:13,458
No, no, no, no.
336
00:20:20,208 --> 00:20:22,958
No!
337
00:20:26,125 --> 00:20:28,875
Monkey!
338
00:20:45,125 --> 00:20:46,708
Holy shit, you guys okay?
339
00:20:49,250 --> 00:20:50,958
Whoa, look at this guy.
340
00:20:51,542 --> 00:20:54,625
Hey, crème Boon-ée, huh?
341
00:20:57,083 --> 00:20:59,000
Sorry, I think that
was a trauma response.
342
00:21:06,042 --> 00:21:08,667
Dad, Dad, Dad, come
in, are you okay?
343
00:21:08,750 --> 00:21:11,250
Iris! Yeah, no, we're fine. I...
344
00:21:29,792 --> 00:21:32,083
Actually, can I put
you on hold for a sec?
345
00:21:33,875 --> 00:21:35,667
♪ Oh whoa, whoa, whoa ♪
346
00:21:35,750 --> 00:21:38,375
♪ Oh whoa, whoa, whoa ♪
347
00:21:38,458 --> 00:21:41,458
♪ Oh whoa, whoa, whoa ♪
348
00:21:41,542 --> 00:21:44,667
♪ Oh whoa, whoa, whoa ♪
349
00:21:44,750 --> 00:21:50,583
♪ Oh whoa ♪
350
00:21:51,292 --> 00:21:55,542
♪ Oh, oh ♪
25548
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Czech
Danish
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Irish
Japanese
Javanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Portuguese (Brazil)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish (Latin American)
Swedish
Tajik
Tamil
Tatar
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof