All language subtitles for Gospel According to Harry (Majewski, 1994)_WEBRip.1080p.x264.AAC_EN

Karen.

Karen.

OK, fine.

You don't want to talk?

Tell me I'm an idiot.

Say, Wes, do this, do that.

Vacuum the carpet.

Wash the dishes.

Enough.

I love you, Karen.

I wish you'd just try to understand.

Just try.

There's no point in having any.

What for?

There's nothing left.

There's nothing.

Mom, hi.

I'm fine.

I'm OK.

It's awful.

So many years now.

He's afraid to make me pregnant.

You know how stubborn he is.

I can't take it anymore.

OK.

I love you, too.

I told you, dear.

With a fast one.

You're the one who is rushing to the alter

as if he's the only fish in the pond.

Look at Jim Sadler and the
way he treats his wife.

Bought her a peach color convertible

which matches her hair.

She looks gorgeous in it.

Children are adorable.

He was so much in love with you.

Why?

No.

He's too tall for you.

You like his voice, remember?

Well, now you're paying for it.

Make the same mistake that I did.

And then she'll think carefully
before she commits herself.

Uh.

Your father nearly
killed me before he died.

I'm a different woman now...
so relieved, so happy.

It's hard to be alone, I know.

It's lucky to take care of yourself

when feeding, nursing,
and protecting a monster.

I didn't deserve it, and I'm not going

to let the same thing happen to you.

A man should be a man
and respect his woman.

You can't live without respect.

And, dear, it's about time.

Karen!

I'm sorry!

Huh.

200 Americans die during a murder/suicide.

Item 1984, 88 followers of the
controversial Faith Assembly

have died from diseases left untreated.

Their leader, Reverend Hobart Friedman

relied on prayer to heal the sick.

Item 1989, Fundamentalist
Mormon Jeffrey Lundgren brutally

kills five members of his church
in a sacrificial ritual which

he believed would lead his congregation

to the promised land.

shall put to death those

who lead you to false gods.

Will you start this from the beginning?

Where's our marriage license?

I want to see it.

Don't you remember, Gracie,

our marraige license was in a trunk,

and the trunk was burnt in Vancouver?

But I'll be glad to get you a duplicate.

I don't want a trunk.

That won't prove we're married.

Look... Gracie.

That's right.

Call me Gracie.

Everybody calls me Gracie.

What's wrong with that?

If we were really married,

they'd call me Mrs. Burns.

Harry, will you talk to her?

I'm going out.

Hi.

How you doing, Dad?

I'm fine.

How are you?

I'm OK.

Where's Karen?

She stepped out.

Shopping?

Yeah, something like that.

You hungry?

No, I just had a sandwich.

No, he wants it legal.

Mother. mother, stop laughing.

My favorite show.

You like it?

No.

Jeez, Dad, what's this?

New insurance?

This one's really great.

Costs nothing.

Pays the whole world.

I don't need it.

Wes, you can't live
without insurance forever.

I don't need it.

Your my father, when are you going

to stop trying to sell me insurance?

Is a sandstorm coming?

I don't think so.

Why?

I can always feel it in my bones.

Do the gloves help?

A little.

Nothing really helps.

Quit drinking, it might help.

I did quit.

Hmm.

This is my cough medicine.

You know how much I miss your mom.

Have you been to her grave?

No, I've been pretty busy.

I'll go tomorrow.

OK?

Hi, Wes.

Hey, Gary, so how's work?

Slow.

It takes hours to get the
damn sand out of the engine.

Yeah, and then you've got to clean the oil.

Such a mess.

Hey, what's going on over here.

You're not watching the game?

No, my father showed up.

You must be kidding.

Turn it on.

I thought you'd tell us the score.

And we're at the bottom of the fourth.

All right, bottom of the fourth, guys.

You can see the action here is

really heating up in the ballpark.

Pitcher's coming in.

He's checking over his
shoulder, looking at second.

The throw, it's a line drive, and no, it's

gone foul down the third base line.

He needs a big fly to the left.

Nah, to the right.

Right.

Karoom.

Than any other
player on the team this year.

He's going to take the
pitch again and... ooh.

Gosh, looks like he got him on the hip.

I'm not sure.

Hey, Wes, you got any beer?

- Yeah.
- That's all right.

I'll get it.

It's self-service, right

Help yourself.

Hey, Wes, you ain't got no beer.

No?

I thought I did.

Sorry.

Hey, we need a homer now, man.

You don't even have a coke.

What's this?

No salt added, cultured,
low-fat buttermilk.

Hey guys, look what
he's got in his ice box.

What?

What?

Nothing.

What do you mean, nothing?

Dannon Low-Fat Yogurt,
Schaefer Cheese, sand.

I can't believe this!

And some no calories
lemon/lime sparkling slime.

He's gone nuts!

It's her!

Well, I have to get going, Son.

What's the rush?

Time for me.

Give my regards to Karen.

Hey, Dad I will.

Thanks for coming.

Good.

You know, you're such a swell guy,

I don't know why you have
to get married anyway.

Goodbye.

Wrapped him around her little pinkie,

made a noodle out of
him, put him in her soup,

and ate him alive.

No fat soup, looks like it.

How come you got married?

Well, I guess I was young, you know.

Guys, what's up?

Well, we were just discussing your diet.

Yeah, your diet.

Is that what she makes you eat?

You guys got something
better to talk about?

You allow that, man?

You guys want to watch the game or what?

The game sucks.

Your ice box is better.

I don't need your company.

I told you.

You didn't have to tell me.

OK Buddy, we're leaving, and
you won't so us in your rotten

place again.

Good.

Unless you get some beer.

Why don't you bring your own beer

next time, you little prick?

Did you hear that?

Yup.

He offended me, right?

He damn sure did.

You're the witness, right?

Right.

Oh come on.

I'll kill him in a fight.

Get out of here man.

It's nothing worth a shit.

Let's go.

I've got the sand.

I've got the sand all in my head.

I've got the sand.

I've got the sand all in my bed.

I've got so much trouble in my life, sand

coming through my heart, in black of night.

I've got sand in my tee, it's
about two wide,

but I've got no place to run,
and I've got no place to hide.

I've got no place.

I've got no place.

I can't take it anymore.

Hi.

Hi.

I'll make you breakfast.

I'm not hungry.

OK.

I'll eat alone.

I missed you.

I missed you, too.

It felt like you were gone forever.

Gently, Wes.

Damn.

Gently.

The sand really hurts.

Huh.

I can't live without you.

Not so hard.

Not so hard!

I want to go We're going to be killed!

I don't care.

Just hold me.

Who is that, Wes?

Bernie?

No, it's Jameson and Tully of
Jameson, Tully and Bambridge.

Tully came back?

I guess so.

He wasn't supposed to be back.

Well, he is.

That's strange.

Yup.

Look, Wes, they're fighting.

Look!

They always fight.

You should stop them.

Why?

Because you should.

Do you think they're fighting
because of the stock market?

Could be.

OK.

You wash up.

I'll exercise.

Got to burn the calories.

Making love burns the calories.

Not really.

None of the muscles get used.

Yeah, I noticed.

Give me two more.

I want you to roll over
onto your elbows and knees.

Let's concentrate more on the buttocks

and the back of the thigh.

Place your elbows directly
underneath your shoulders,

hold abs in tight, lifting and lowering.

Press through that heel.

Press up to the ceiling, making sure you're

working it down also.

Work the movement down and up.

Relax the shoulders, keeping
the head straight and relaxed.

Up, down, you've got great
legs, great strong legs.

Abdominals are tight, head's
relaxed, working that move.

OK, how about a little
smaller range of motion?

Press it up, up, up.

Hi.

Hi.

What are you doing?

Taking care of some business.

Nothing much.

And you?

I was just exercising.

I see.

How are you?

Ah, I'm fine.

How are you?

I'm fine as well.

But he isn't fine.

Oh, you think so?

Yeah, he doesn't look so good.

It depends.

On what?

The circumstances.

What do you have in mind?

The weather, for example.

Do you think it's going to rain?

I don't think so.

It hasn't rained for years.

It's not good for the greenery.

There's no greenery.

There's only sand.

I know, but still, it's not good.

It's going to be a beautiful
day, don't you think?

I have to go.

I see.

OK.

Bye.

Keep well.

Argh.

Give my regards to Wes.

I will.

Wes?

Yes, Love?

That was so weird.

What's that?

I went out to see Jameson.

He was so weird.

By the way, he sends his regards.

Make a pass at you?

No, no, no.no.

No.

Nothing like that.
it was different.

He was so weird.

He acted as if nothing happened.

Did anything happen?

Of course.

He just killed Tully.

So what?

I don't care if he killed him.

I don't care if they all kill themselves!

What I care about is you.

You don't believe me.

You never believe me.

I was telling the truth.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I lost my head.

I'm sorry.

Please.

Don't cry.

It's me.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I love you so much.

It's amazing.

Liz Taylor lost 20 pounds in just a month.

She looks beautiful.

I

Gorgeous.

It's so important to keep the right diet.

My girlfriend is doing carbohydrates.

Oh yeah?

Yeah.

The Dr. Zimmer Diet.

I don't know that one.

You only eat vegetables, bread,
macaroni, and nothing else.

The macaroni's kind of heavy.

I like beans and rice, and mix
those, make a complete protein.

I think it's best to choose
one diet and stick with it.

I agree.

How much did your friend lose?

She didn't lose anything yet.

I think she cheats.

That's awful.

I know!

Horrible!

She sneaks out and has a huge piece

of cream cake or something.

I think she gained.

How much?

Five pounds at least.

Good morning.

Harry White, IRS.

Do you mind if I ask you some questions?

No, go ahead.

Is this your tax return from last year?

Looks like it.

Are you sure?

Can I see?

Of course, be my guest.

Yeah, it looks like it.

Could you...?

You sure?

Yeah, mine.

You sure you didn't make any mistakes?

I don't think so.

You think so.

What I think is what I think.

Would you please kneel,
and kiss my briefcase?

Do you swear to tell the
truth, the whole truth,

and nothing but the truth?

So help me God.

OK.

Were there any changes determining quality

to these costs, valuations between opening

and closing inventory?

Yeah, Section GH, I checked yes.

I know that.

What about depreciation, Section
179, deductions from Form 4562?

That's not included in Section Three.

That's correct.

Did you enter line 31 end of line five?

I don't know.

Did I?

Are you asking me?

Can I... let me see.

Absolutely not!

I got so fed up with him.

Uh.

Really tired.

He never understood me,
never even tried to.

Right after the wedding, I
wanted to go to Disneyland,

have some fun, see Mickey
Mouse, be like a kid, you know?

Mm-hmm.

I love Minnie Mouse.

Minnie's just great.

Oh, so he says, no.

We've got to be alone, walk on the beach,

so we went to this motel near San Diego,

and it was so horrible.

Horrible!

It was the year when the Pacific dried up.

Do you remember?

How could I forget?

And the mosquitoes had a feast.

Sam only wanted to see me
naked, and make love to me.

I wanted it, too.

Don't get me wrong.

I was attracted to him,
but not all the time.

It was so boring after a while.

Since I met Jeff, mm, my whole
life became a dream, fantastic.

Oh God, I'm so much in love now.

It's so good to have a lover.

When I get close to him, my
skin is like electrified.

It lights up.

How do you manage?

Do you still sleep with your husband?

I have to.

I'm his wife.

Doesn't your body feel repulsed?

I mean, doesn't it just refuse to?

I close my eyes and think of Jeff,

and how wonderfully better he is,

and I begin to love him even more.

Hello.

On the way here, when I was
looking into the distance,

I saw all these people, good citizens,

laboring and resting, struggling
and enjoying themselves

under the ruins of houses and
offices, homes and factories,

I saw them all, and I had one
thought, just one thought.

Let's bring us together.

Let's labor and rest.

Get out of here.

No, I want to finish my speech.

Let's labor and rest, struggle and enjoy

ourselves, in gentler, kinder way.

Let's create, yes, let's unite
and create a better nation.

Let's forget the past, and heal our wounds.

Let's just look into the future.

There's a light, a tender ray,
a beam of hope for better days,

for the satisfying future of all of us.

To illustrate my point, I
want to show your something,

something very dear to my heart,
an example of what I just said.

Now with the sand, when it
gets inside, what do you do?

I am trying not to think about it.

I try, too, but it hurts.

It hurts so bad.

Not so much with a new lover.

This is my boot.

I just took it from my foot.

It's good leather.

It's good made.

It fits me perfectly.

Do you think it's an American make?

No, you're wrong.

This boot is made in China.

It was give to me while I was
there, and it proves we all,

we, the people of this
planet, can make and have

the same things, the same goals.

Thank you.

You know why they call
a manila envelope manila?

No, Harry, I'm afraid I don't.

Don't be afraid, Wes, either do I.

How's the olive?

Mm.

Great.

Where'd you get them?

I don't know.

Karen loads up on them once a week.

Karen?

Did I tell you you have
a very beautiful wife?

No, you didn't.

Thank you.

Is that all regulation?

Yes, sir.

Would you mind?

Oh, no, no, no.

Please, be my guest.

Please excuse the fingers.

Mm.

Do you think they need a victim?

Victim?

A hero.

What was I saying?

I don't like eating here because
the sand gets in my teeth.

I don't agree.

It helps to keep them clean.

How does it feel?

Why'd you attack the president?

Can't you talk?

It's OK.

I can.

The other day I was reading
a book, a really good book,

and I didn't feel anything.

What happened?

What happened to me?

I mean, can you tell me what went wrong?

Do you know what she wants?

You know what I want?

What am I asking you for?

Hi.

Hi.

Do you need any help?

No.

Oh, I insist.

If you wish.

You have beautiful hands.

Me?

Yes, you.

They were beautiful a long time ago.

It couldn't be that long ago.

You look 18.

Do you think so?

Yes.

Hiya, Wes.

Hi, Harry.

Did I ever tell you I was a good dowser?

Dowser?

Dowser, worked the twig.

Oh yeah?

Yeah.

This is my favorite.

I have to wash them.

The sink is full of sand.

Oh, is it?

It is.

Well, I should um clean it.

Why don't we do it together?

You want me to check your ground out?

Hah?

Well, my sink works pretty
good most of the time.

No, I mean with water.

Water?

I'll come back.

I'll check the ground.

Hey, Wes, you lucky son of a bitch!

Wes!

Wes!

Wes!

You're sitting on... you've
got water... you've got water!

Good.

Walk with me.

Walk with me, Wes.

You fucking...

Wes... don't!

Wes, hey Wes, you lucky son of a bitch,

you've got water all over this place.

Wes.

You've got water... what's the matter?

What's the matter?

Wes, what happened?

Wes!

Somebody help!

Somebody help!

Will somebody help?

Hi.

Hi.

You have beautiful hands.

Thank you.

Yes.

It happened just a few minutes ago.

I don't know.

Yes.

12/10/1950.

Yes.

650-36-4756.

His father.

Yeah.

Yes.

Generally good.

Policy number 37985423172.

Listen, I must go now, but I will

be back next week sometime.

Definitely.

Not to my knowledge.

He never complained.

Normal.

Can I do something for you?

For me?

Yeah, Can I bring you
something to eat maybe?

No, no.

Thank you.

Are you sure?

It's no trouble.

Thank you.

What are you thinking about?

What?

I know.

It's awful, isn't it?

Yes.

You could leave us alone, please.

Thank you.

I want to be with my husband.

That looks quite horrible,
and you might faint.

I don't care.

Yeah, but I do.

Yes.

Do you want me to hug you?

Why?

Leave me alone.

Multiple fuel injection, and this back

had a bumper-to-bumper
warranty, good for three years

or 50,000 miles.

So what?

So what?

You can't beat that.

Yeah, well what about the
Subaru 2.3LEFI 1.4 engine?

Huh?

You seen that baby?

Whoa, that's a baby.

And you've got a five
speed manual overdrive.

Scalpel.

That's it.

It's there, there.

You've got a five speed
manual overdrive transmission,

rear wheel anti lock
brakes, deluxe wheel trim.

You get a stereo... just here... swab.

A stereo and clutch just for home.

Got it.

Got it.

Got it.

That's it.

That's it.

Stereo and clutch just for home comforts.

It's got power steering, interval wipers.

There we go, Swab.

Tachometer, headliner, sliding
rear window, trip odometer.

It's got beautiful chrome body work, looks

like Jayne Mansfield lying on the beach.

Ha.

Forceps.

It's the car you want to take
your chick out for a ride,

I'm telling you.

It's got easy cruise,
layout there back to back,

it's the car.

Oh, that's the baby.

There we go.

Ah, look at this.

It looks like a chicken factory.

Jesus!

Hi, guys.

Hi, Jerry.

Hi.

Hello.

Can I introduce myself?

My name is Masur, Jerry Masur.

I'm the head of the Holy Cross Hospital

Debt Collection Department.

What do you want?

What number of the insurance policy

did you quote to the operator?

I didn't quote any numbers.

Yes, you did.

Number 379854231-72.

Yes?

Yes, and we checked it.

I didn't give you any numbers.

Yes, you did, and this
number doesn't exist.

I couldn't possibly have
given you any numbers.

Maybe you just made a mistake.

No, I didn't.

I understand you are
under a lot of pressure.

I'm sorry about sneaking on you like that,

but you must understand I'm sure,

the operation will cost a
certain amount, rather a lot,

and the hospital cannot take any chances.

How much?

$87,463.29 plus tax.

Fuck!

What did you do to her?

Nothing, Ma'am, she just fainted.

While she was talking to you.

Who are you?

Oh, I'm sorry, Ma'am.

I should have introduced
myself in the first place.

My name is Masur, Jerry
Masur, head of the Holy Cross

Hospital Debt Collection Department.

Oh my God!

Oh my God!

He doesn't have insurance!

He doesn't?

He does not.

Hmm.

I might faint myself.

So what?

Yeah, but look, the
decline in the mutual funds,

over 15% in the last 10 days.

It's unbelievable.

Yeah.

How can you protect yourself these days?

Inflation's going crazy, and the
last stock I bought, I think,

went down 20% within two days.

No, you're kidding.

Within two days, and now it's completely

off the, off the board.

20%?

It's off the board.

Even more than that.

Look, there's no way you
can protect yourself.

You've got to stick it to somebody else.

Bingo.

Lotto.

15%.

No, nothing, I swear.

Maybe the furniture.

I don't see anything else.

Yeah, of course, I'll wait.

Send them over.

What happened to the body?

Nurse!

Yes, Dr.

What does she want?

I don't know.

I didn't hear.

Go and see what the hell she wants.

Yes, sir.

Nurse.

Yes, Dr.?

Maybe she needs a sedative.

Yes, sir.

What did you say?

The body!

It vanished!

Who vanished?

It was a man, a black man.

He was here.

There?

Are you sure?

Positive.

He was dead.

Dead?

Mm.

Maybe coyotes got him.

They clean a lot.

Would you like a tranquilizer?

No, I'm OK.

Thank you, Nurse.

Not at all.

What did you find out?

Nothing much.

She saw a man.

Where?

On the cross.

Was he OK?

Supposedly he was dead.

Maybe he just needed a good operation.

Gentlemen, gentlemen, don't even

dare to contemplate an
operation without me making

sure the money aspect
is in place, understand?

Enough is enough!

Look!

I can't believe it.

It's Liz.

Good God, it is her!

Faster.

Hey, guys, it's Liz!

Nobody's going to go and look?

Forget it.

We've got work to do.

I saw her last week.

She's walking the whole desert.

I know.

You're right.

We're going to have to make two trips.

It won't fit into one.

What goes first?

All right.

Let's do it the easy way.

Let's get this half.

This goes first.

Hey, He doesn't look too good.

What a mess!

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Step aside, please.

What's the name of the movie?

I want to look out for
it when it comes out.

Three, four, go.

Ah, Dr., Harry White.

Ah, listen, how's the organ market today?

Oh.

Not even kidneys.

OK, sorry.

Yeah.

All right.

Thank you.

No silver.

Flower holder.

OK, OK.

Be careful with that.

Glass tabletop and stand.

Two chairs.

Excuse me.

All right.

OK.

Four chairs.

This is it.

We're going to make another run.

OK, but make it snappy, huh?

I'd like to finish up here
before the day is out.

Hey, Harry, how are you?

Did you see Liz?

Is she something?

Something.

How are you?

Big guy.

Good to see you.

Big guy, hah?

Big guy.

What do you think about Liz?

Very good.

She's nice.

Hah?

What a view, hah?

All right.

All right.
- Good to see you.

You, too.

You like that Liz though, hah?

Listen, do you want me to
take all the furniture?

Yeah.

What's wrong with Wes?

It's not, you kn ow, it's not
going to cover the bill at all.

Yes, how is he?

He's dead.

Yeah, I'm very sorry.

What shall you do?

Nothing, I'm afraid we
did the best we could.

Not much is for us, is there?

Argh!

I'm very sorry.

That's OK, guys.

They wouldn't pay anyhow.

Harry.

Why didn't you take all the furniture?

Oh, they could only take a half a load.

It's a union regulation.

Oh, I see.

The rules are the rules.

The rules are the rules.

Well.

I want to thank you very much.

Please go home, and have a good rest.

You, too, Nurse.

Bye, Harry.

Don't be offended.

It's time for me.

I'd love to have some breakfast with you.

Maybe, maybe other time, hmm?

We'll do lunch.

- Big lunch, huh?
- I'll call you.

I'll call you.

Yes, I call you, too.

You call me, huh?

On the desert, the best thing
is to put it into the fridge

until the undertaker comes.

Goodbye.

Goodbye, Harry.

Safe trip.

Take care of yourself.

Goodbye.

I'll have this furniture packed by night.

Can I help you?

Yes, please, my hands are no good.

Yes, I noticed.

Did you burn them?

No, no.

It's arthritis.

It, it helps to keep them warm.

May I make a suggestion?

Sure, what?

If these gloves help to ease the pain,

you can use them as a tax deduction.

Yeah, but they're so cheap.

Every penny counts.

I was just trying to be helpful.

All right.

Oh.

Damn.

Christ.

Oh.

Where is the body?

It's in the fridge.

You're a wreck.

You're shaking all over.

We'll take care of the funeral.

No, wait, wait.

I want to say goodbye.

Goodbye, my boy.

Keep well.

Give my regards to your mother.

You know, I could make you
want a warmer pair of gloves.

Yeah?

I'll tell you one more thing,

and it's plain for you to see.

No matter what I get...

This land takes it away from me.

I've got the sand, got the sand over me.

Please, sand, get out of my life.

Leave me alone, and let me be.

Please, sand, get out of my life.

Leave me alone and let me be.

Not that one.

That one.

Faster.

Pull.

Well, where the hell were you?

We got hungry.

We had to make a break at Burger King, OK?

I mean, we've been working all day,

can't go around on an empty stomach.

Yeah, all right.
OK, OK.

- Yeah, all right. OK, OK. OK, OK.
- We're moving.

OK, OK.
- We're moving.

We're moving.

Can we roll the carpet?

Absolutely, everything goes.

Give it back!

It's the only thing I can't live without.

Sorry, Miss, Mr.
White's orders.

Please, I beg you.

I'm a widow.

I have no husband, no money,
no insurance, nothing.

Please, I beg you.

It's OK, JC.

Good choice..

We can make an exception in this case.

Your husband was a really nice man.

I'll never forget it.

Goodbye.

Bye.

And God bless you, Mr. White.

God bless you, too.

God.

I'm... pregnant.