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Huh?

Hm.

Stuart.

Illumination!

Phil, Ron, Ralph, stay focused!

Okay, okay.

Hm.

Okay. Our target is Maxime Le Mal,

One of the Anti Villain League's
most wanted.

and trust me, a REAL jerk.

Oh, there is no room for error.
Got it?

Si, boss.

O. Phil, Ron!

-Looka. Looka!

Come here, come here!

Hello!

Help me, help me!

Huppa!

- Help me!
- Hm, lekker.

Ho ho ho. Well well well.
Look who it is. If it isn't Gruser de Loser.

Well, if it isn't Maxine Le Mal.
You look...

Magnificent? Yes, I know.

What do you think, huh? I was going to look
like a bored loser with a dab on?

Oops, looks like yo beat me to it, no?
- No....

Owwwwwh.

Owh.

It's good to love, no?

Anyway, you remember my
girlfriend, Valentina?

She was captain
of the Femme Fatale-cheersquad

the most popular girl at school.

Yea, I remember.
Good to see you, Valentina.

Hmpf.

What happened, Gru?

All your dreams of becomign the famous
villain, just go... poof-poof?

I don't know if you know, but
I managed to steal the moon.

Really? You mean THAT moon??

Excuse me, all.
Can I have everyone's attention please?

Good evening, and welcome.
Lycée Pas Bon alumni.

Now we're going to kick off this
evening by announcing the winner

of our most coveted award:
The Golden Alumni.

And so, without further ado...

The winner of this year's
golden alumni is...

Eh... Oh!

My favourite student,
Maxime Le Mal.

What? Are you kidding me?
- Thank you, thank you.

Merci, merci beaucoup.
Non, that's not necessary.

O, thank u. Thank you...
Thank you.

I'm sure you would have known that
I have something very big in the works

Now, some of you laughed at my
childhood obsession with insects.

But I quickly learned that
they are a miracle of evolution.

Wow. Wauw.

And I have found the way to harness the
strength and the speed and...

and the... what is the word?

Adaptibility of the most powerful
creature on the planet.

Which makes me indestructible,
and unstoppable!

Maxime, Maxime, Maxime.

Behold the power of the insects.

O, o stoppen. Stoppen!

So my sad little friend,
what do you say about that, huh?

Well, I'd say you're...

under arrest, under the name of
the Anti Villain League!

I don't think so, mon ami.
- Oh yeah? Slime grenade!

Oh.

Hop.

Ho, ha.

Move in.

Stay where you are!

Huh? Huh.

Haaa.

Stand still!

Freeze!

Gotcha.

Non, non, non. Non.

This cannot be.
C'est impossible.

Get your hands offa me!

I command thee to release me.

So long, Maxime.
Who's the loser now?

Loser, loser, loser.

Aaaaah!

This is not over!

You won't always have the AVL
to fight your battles, you coward.

Mark my words.
I will exterminate you, Gru.

What...

Eh, not scary at all.

Hallo, everybody.
Gru, what's up?

Yay, Gru.

I'm so glad you're here!
- What's shakin' in the Gru-house?

Look what I taught Lucky.

Lucky, sit.

Oh Lucky, I said "sit".

Well, he only had one lesson.

Maybe we'll practice outside
from now on.

There's my favourite husband.
Did you remember to get the milk?

Oh yes, they had all kidns. Almond milk,
Soy milk, Hemp milk, Oat milk,

Goat milk, Chocolate milk, Coconut milk,
Powdered milk and Milk of Magnesium.

What about regular milk?
- Well, they don't make that anymore.

Ho.

Wait a minute.

One, two, three, girls...

One wife, something is missing.
- No, I think that's all of us. Yup.

You know what? I keep forgetting.
This guy!

There's my boy. There he is.

Where is Daddy time to....

Oh, looks like someone's a little cranky.

Behind that sour puss,
I know you love your dada.

Go on, say it: Dada.. Da-da.

Yes of course he loves you,
he just doesn't show it on his face

or with his body language.

Right, Gru Junior? Come on,
show daddy how much you love him

Oh, I know what will make you happy.

Hmmm, Bahama-medley.

No? They're from the Bahamas.
All of them. Look. Oh, so yummy.

Now that really takes like the Bahamas.

See? He loves his daddy.
He's sharing.

Phil, Ralph, Ron.

Thanks, guys.

Ramsbottom?

Bottom.

I need a word with you both.
- Sorry, but what...

There is no time for chitchat.

Maxime Le Mal has sent you
a message from prison

Bonjour, Gru.
I know you can hear me, so hear this.

You think you can humiliate me?
And get away with it? Yes?

But NO! When I break out of prison,
I coming for my revenge, Gru.

But this time, I won't go so
easy on you.

And, I know where you live.

So you better sleep with one eye
open, cuz you can't hide from me

Sleep tight, Gruser!

Don't worry, he can't get out of there.
It's a maximum security prison.

Ah, yes, well, ehm...

He escaped yesterday.
- What???

You mean our home?

Oh no, you're gonna love it there.
It's called a safe house.

And it's fun. And it's safe.
And it's fantastic. And we're going.

You'll get a new room, a new school.

It'll be fun, right?
Everything's gonna be new.
We love new.

What about all my friends?

You'll make new friends.
Probably better ones.

Oh, I still can't believe this.

Yes yes, love the emotions, life's changed.
Less talking, more walking.

Come on, here we go.

I'm sorry you can't go with us, Lucky.

Take care of him.

Be good, Lucky.

Don't forget to practice your tricks.

We'll arrive at the AVL
safehouse in a few hours.

Mayflower is a lovely town.

A lovely, safe, boring town.
Trust me, it is for the best, Gru.

But what about grandma?
And uncle Dru?

I'm sorry, no one can know
of your whereabouts.

Not even family.
- Bingo, there's your silver lining.

And you promise to take care
of the other Minions?

They'll be safe and sound in
AVL headquarters.

I have big plans for them.

Oh, good luck with that.

THAT IS IT!

QUIET!!!

You are now on Carl's bus!

And Carl is a long time AVL employee

Whose retirement benefits
are almost vested.

So while on Carl's bus,
you follow Carl's rules.

No shenanigans, no antics,
and no time for foolery.

Time?

So this ends now!

Or you're gonna see, a side of Carl
that you do not want to see.

Do I make myself clear!??

Bazooka!

Carl doesn't like this. What are you
gonna do? Don't squeeze! No, no!

Here we are.
The town of Mayflower.

The safe house has been used to
protect our agents for decades now.

Oh, look at that place.
Wow, look at these lawns, the flowers!

- Wow, that is cool.
- Are we really going to live here?

Look at that fountain.
Wow, so cool.

It seems like a princess lives there.

And here it is.

Your new home.

Oh.

No fountain.
- I'm sure it's going to be great.

Come on.

Wow, it's so cold and uninviting.

But in a homely kind of way.

Yes, everything here is AVL standard.

What it lacks in comfort, it more than
makes up for in functionality.

There's even a fully automated
lock-down mode. Isn't that fun?

Oh, full lock-down mode.

Yay.

It has a vending machine!!
I love this place!

It would be great.
- Alright, now down to business.

For you own safety, you'll be
assuming new identities.

New identities, is that really necessary?
- It's not up for debate, Gru.

You are a solar panel salesman.

Lucy, you are a hair stylist
in an upscale salon.

A hairstylist? Yes, jackpot!

Did you choose that because I cut my
own hair, and I totally rock at this?

No.

Chet Cunningham?
Ah, it has a nice ring to it.

Girls.

Cool, I am Claire.

Britney?
- My name is Brie?

Oh come on, there are worse names than Bree.
- Yea, like Blanche.

Yes, Margot. Blache? What a terrible name.

Imagine your name is Blanche...

True, I cannot think of a worse...

My name is Blanche, isn't it?

Yep.

Well, I'll get used to it.

Well girls, why don't you go check out
your rooms, while I'll talk with your parents.

Yes, I didn't want to frighten the girls,

but it is absolutely crucial that
you keep your real identity under wraps.

Gru, you're going to have to try
to be not so.... Gru-ish.

What is that supposed to mean?

Well, I'm just saying that you tend
to stand out in a crowd.

You know, like the way you're always
cranky and irritable.

And how you make things a bit
awkawrd for everyone around you.

Yeah, you do do that.

I mean, you could have...
- Okay, enough.

I don't make people awkward
or uncomfortable.

I'm very comforting,
like a nice meat loaf.

I'm pretty delicious.

This is not awkward. You're the
one who is making it awkward

Gru, you have to blend in. Your family's
lives are at stake. Do you understand?

Of course, yes, fully understand.
We need to keep our family safe.

Right, well. I'll be in contact when
this is all over.

Until then, capturing Maxime Le Mal
is our top priority.

Stay safe.

You know what, Gru, maybe
this is not so bad.

We need a break from chasing down
villains and dangerous missions, right?

We can actually be a normal family for once.

And I can actually spend a little
bonding time with the baby.

It's gonna be great. Right, friend?

Who's got the nose? Who...

He got my nose.

Ow.

Quite the grip there.
The kid is strong.

Ah.

Thank you. Look at everyone.
You're having a great time, right?
We hebben het leuk, toch?

So I love you.
Thank you, my beautiful army.

Maxime is back, baby!

And a special "merci beaucoup" to everyone
who helped me breakout of AVL prison

Tom and Linda, where are you?

Yes, for distracting the guards...
O, très magnifique.

Now, silence!

We must make Gru suffer for arresting me.

And what better way, than to take away
from him, his precious little baby.

Oh, would you look at that baby.

Oh, Maxime.
- Oh, wait wait.

Not Maxime. What if I start
going by "Insect Man', huh?

A little on the nose, but
it is very clear, huh?

I'm not calling you that stupid name,
but I love this evil plan.

Well, Gru has it coming. He humiliated
me in front of the whole school.

I've had my trophy, and everything.

But now the game begins!

He lives and hides like the mouse,
and we find him, like the cat!

Game on.

Stop.

Stop.

Stop.

Stop!

Stop!

Okay, we got Chet's super famous
super cheesy scrambled eggs.

And Bea's famous bacon that
spells your name.

Here you go... Britney.

Wait. I can't say my name is Britney.
That would be a lie.

Yes.

But we aren't supposed to lie.

Don't think of it as lying.
Think of it as high-stakes pretending.

Well, I'm not going to.

Bah, nothign wrong with a white lie.
- Nope

Agnes, as your father I command you to lie.

No.
- Yes, lie!

You're walking on thin ice, little lady.

Hmm.

Why can't you be more like your sister
Edith? She lies all the time!

No, I don't.
- See? See? She lies right now.

Beautifully, I might add.

Okay, guys, this is our first day
day in Mayflower...

and I say we make it a great one.
Right, Chet Junior?

Woohoo! Mayflower! Woohoo!

We're gonna be late for Karate.
- And you have to get Margot to school.

- Yippie.
- This is awesome.

Hey, put yourself out there...

and I promise, Mayflower will love
Chet Cunningham...

and they're gonna love him, just
as much as I love you.

And you, little man, are gonna have
so much fun with your dear daddy.

Mama.

Yap, your dada. Come on, say it.
Dada.

Dada.

Gonna be a fun day.

Hup, hup, hup, hup.

Huppakee.

Oké.

There, go!

Thanks a lot, guys.

Baby.
-Hup, check, chok, chik, check, check, yeah.

- All right, well done.
- Goodbye!

Look, Margot. Neighbours.

Hello!
- Hm?

Come on. You got this, Chet.

I'm your new neighbour, Chet Cunningham.

Uhuh, Perry Prescott. What brings
you to the neighbourhood, Chet?

Well...

Eh...

Solar Panels! That's it!
It says Solar Panels!

Would you join the Solar Revolution?

Yeah, no. I think I'm good.

Good to know.
So, uh, what do you do, Perry?

I own Prescott Motors, the largest
auto dealers in the state.

Wow, that's impressive!

This is my daughter, Margot.
- Brie, dad.

Ah, yes!

Yes. It seems.. I don't know.
Because I was thinking...

I was thinking about the fish,
I once had as as pet, named Margot.

Who lived in the bottom, and then died.

Eh...

Anyway...

I, uh, I'm about to take Brie to
school for her first day.

Yeah, I was about to take Poppy
to school, so...

Poppy? Hello, Poppy.
That's a fun name to say.

Do you want to car pool with us?
- No

You should be friends with Brie.
Right, Brie? You don't have any friends.

Well, love the chitchat, Chet.
But she's got school...

and I'll be with some pals
over at the country club.

Ooh, country club.
That sounds like a leopard party.

If I was ever invited to club, I..

am sure, that I would love it.

Yeah. Well, we really have to get going,
so nice meeting you, Chet.

Okay, cool! Any time you want to
hang out, just flick me up with a text.

He's going to text me.
- That was painful.

Don't freak, but by lunch time, you would've
forgotten all your old lousy friends.

Hmm, not so sure about that.

Oh my god, it's so cool.

Hey honey, you got this.

You're smart, funny, what's there
to worry about, right?

They're gonna love you.

Thanks, Gru.

Bye bye.

Oh please, let them love you.

Hey, Poppy.

Eh...

Huh?

Move it!
- Sorry, my bad. I'm going!

Okay, I'm going.

Ooh, glasses.

Huh?

All right, gentlemen. Fall in.

Some of you may be wondering
why you are here.

Ah, yes.

As some of you may or may not know,
I was recently called out of retirement

to be head of the AVL's new top secret
initiative to take down Maxime Le Mal.

And that's where you come in.
Any volunteers?

We're looking for the strong, the mighty.
- Oh.

The fearless.
-Nope.

We need the best of the best.

So? Who's it going to be?

Yes, nice work, gentlemen.

Huh?

The AVL is known for cutting edge
weapons and vehicles.

But now we're developing cutting edge agents.

And I can think of no better
guinea pigs than you.

Guinea pigs, yea!

You will be the first test of our super serum.

Designed to transform you into league
agents with powers and abilities

far beyond those of mortal men.

Or.. you might just explode.
We don't know yet.

Eh, huh?

Hehehe.

Yeah.

Yea!

Oh?

Ladies and gentlemen,
I give you: The Mega Minions!

Cool.

Aw, you guys look adorable,
and really tough, and scary.

I'll look even better when I
have a black belt. Hi-yah!

Oh, oh.

I'm going to break a brick with my head.
- That's the spirit. Oh.

Oh, okay now. Go have fun while I'm at work.

Blaire and Briney, right?
- Hm.

We will.
- Okay. Bye, mom.

Bye.

Hi-yah!

Circle up, people.

Hi-yah.

Show respect for your sense.
- Yes, Sensei O'Sullivan.

Hai!

You, Boscovitch, didn't I tell you to cut that hair?

You look like a sheepdog.
- Sorry, sensei.

Now, we have two students today,
ready to begin their journey

to awesomeness.

You, tiny girl. Step forward
and tell us your name.

Ehm....

It's Britney.

Ehm...

My name?

I can't.

There's no "can't" in Karate.
Ten push-ups after class!

Hey, that's not fair.

Hoo-hoo.

You better not be talking back to your sensei.

Hi-yah!

Now, are you ready to tell us
your name and participate?

Hmm.

I guess not.

Then why don't you sit in the corner
of disgrace and reflection

and think of what kind of person you want to be?

Now, am I going to get any trouble from you?

Yes, probably.
- Excuse me?

If you think I'm above fighting children,
you picked the wrong dojo.

Ha!

Aw!

That was for my sister.

Huh?

You broke my pinky toe?

That's gonna be a lot of push-ups.

Mrs Cunningham?
-O, ehm, yea, eh, hi.

I have to say, this is quite a resume.

Well, what can I say?
I'm good at what I do.

Well, you are exactly what we need here.

A lot of vain demanding divas in this town.

I have a hair emergency, people.
Where's what's-her-name? Rhonda?

Oh Melora, I'm so sorry.
Rachel's on maternity leave.

What? How is that acceptable?

But, you are in luck.
Because Blanche here is fantastic.

Perfect. I'll be in my chair.

Okay, kiddo. You're up.

So, Melora, what are we thinking?

Why don't we just wet the hair
and let it dry in the air?

Let nature do it's thing, y'know?

No no no, that style is dead to me.
Time for a whole new Melora.

I want this.

Wow.. Huh... Wow.

Ehm...

Let's start with colour?

Yes, colour. Cuz that's what you start with.

A little this...

A little that...

And.. ooh, that's pretty!
This isn't so hard.

Eh...

What?

Should it be smoking?
- Smoking, yes, means it's working.

Huh?

What is wrong?
It's perfect. No one panics.

Call 911!

Quickly, quickly.

Oh.

Wonder where they're going?

Voilà!

My latest creation.

All my transformation powers in
a handheld design, huh.

Oh, I love it. And oh, there's
a little antenna, that's so cute!

Is that supposed to be cute, no!

I'm trying for intimidating.
And terrifying, even.

Noow, all I have to do is find that
walking boiled potato and his

and his baby is mine!

Check this out!

Wow.

I need... whoa!

Oh, this is going to be so good!

Okay, daddy is officially exhausted.

I've changed your diaper, got your bottle, your pinky...

And here are your balloons!
There you go, you like those, right?

A little bit fo me-time.

Hmm.

They put a glitterbomb in my locker.

Teenagers are the worst.

Yeah...

Baby's not an old picnic either.

Junior!

Ah, okay, okay.

Dua Lipa prosciutto.

Fire in the hole!

Good night, Ralph.

- Hello, Gru.
- Hello.

What! What? Eh, what the...

O, hello, Poppy.
Did you say something?

What? Oh, no. My nam is Chet,
by the way. Chet Cunningham.

Gru? What? What did it mean?

I mean you're bad at lying.

Hey, that's not nice.
Ever hear of respecing your elders?

I don't respect boomers.
I just mock them.

Hahaha. What is like that like
a joke? That you read in the web?

Woah.

The web? How old are you?

Well, old enough to know that
you are a rotten, little...

Eh?

You better watch your mouth.

What? Oooh...

You used to be a master villain.

That's not me.
I don't even see a resemblance.

Literally you have the wrong guy,
cuz I sell...

Um, solar panels.

Oh, don't worry. I'm not gonna expose you.
Because you're gonna help me pull a heist.

We start planning tomorrow.
- You, want to pull a heist?

Listen kid, but I'm not going..
- No, you listen, old man.

I own you. And I promise, you
do not want to cross me.

Okay, eh, alright. But tomorrow is not a really good timing.

Bummer for you.

Because this is happening.

Unless you want the whole world to
know exactly who you are.

Gru.

She is terrifying.

Bello, bello, thank you!

Yea!

Hehe hehe! High five!

Yea!

Oh, thank you!

Yay...

Ah.

Hey, Jimmy!

No problemo!

Huh?

Oh.

Oi.

Thank you.
- Oh.

Alright, alright. Settle down.

Settle down!

Thank you.

It's time to get you out for some
real world training.

Liberty, yeah.

And, if you do well out there,
you'll be the AVL's new secret weapon.

Heya, pomodoro!

La pomodoro, yeah!

Oooh.

I'm quite sure I will regret this.

Well, the painter cancelled.
I was so worried.

I don't know what...
- Good morning, neighbours.

Hey there. Still waiting on that invite, Perry.

Oh!
- No. No, no no!

Yoohoo!
- Patsy.. Whoa.

Oh Patsy...

Hello there, I'm Perry's wife, Patsy.
- Oh, I'm Blance, and this is Chet.

Hi. So I walk over here and I see you,

and I have a brilliant idea.

Perry needs a bro for tennis tomorrow.

Oh, honey, I don't know. He doesn't
seem much of a.. tennis guy.

Much of a tennis guy?

I'm too much of a tennis guy.
This guy, I'm Mister Tennis.

My favourite of all the sports games.

With the racquet and the ball,
so yellow and fuzzy.

They're all set. See you at the court tomorrow.
Toedeloe.

Okay, toedeloe to you too too.

So, you play tennis?
- Yes, I played tennis.

I'm pretty fantastic, actually.

Well, at least I was in summer camp.

Oh, great. Here you go.

Okay, goodbye. Have fun!

There you go.

Eh, okay.

What?

What the... Whoa!

Gru, you can't hide from me, Gru.

Ay, my back is killing me.
How long is it gonna take?

It will take as long as it takes.

Mark my words: Gru will not win.

This won't be like the Next Great Talent Show.

Ay, again with this...

Yes, again. It was a pivotal moment.
Why can't you indulge me?

It was the night of the big show.

I had practiced for weeks.

Perfecting a show that will blow my classmates away.

I was about to go. When...

What?

I heard it.

What? Oh.

It was that little joke,
doing my big number.

He ruined everything!

I couldn't go on after him.
I would've looked like a fool.

Like I was copying him.

Maybe it was just a coincidence.
That was a very popular song.

Oh, no no no no. He knew.
He did it on purpose!

He revelled at humiliating me.

Oh? It's what now?
- We're low on fuel.

It's always something. I can never
focus on just being evil. Argh.

Okay, pull over.

Okay, let's see...
Regular unleaded.

Oh, wow, it is expensive, non?

Okay, insert card, and remove rapidly.

Card not read?

Oh, come on!

Did you pull it out rapidly?
- Yes yes, very rapidly.

Hun, get me a slushie. It's my cheat day.

Hey you. Your stupid machine won't read my card.

Did you remove it rapidly?
- Yes.

Well, sometimes it's too rapid.
You should probably try again.

I don't have time for this!

Okay, wait!

I'm trying to destroy my archnemesis!

Now give me 900 galons on pump four, you idiot!

Please, don't hurt me.
- Oh, I'm not going to hurt you.

What?

Oh.

Look at you!

Much better!

Now give me a purple slushie!

I'm not paying for that, just so
you know. So there!

Yes, I'm so bad! Hahaha!

Hm.

Okay, why don't you guys pick out a healthy serial?

This is Lucky's favourite serial.

You don't think he'll forget me, do you?

Oh sweetheart, that's impossible.

You play with Lucky, and and dress him up,
and you guys have your podcast...

There is no way in this world
he could ever forget. His best friend.

Thanks, mom.

Oh lookie, this one has extra marshmallows.
- Double frosted chocolate flavours.

Yeah, let's go with those.

Alright, what else do we need?

Oh no!

Nobody sees, nobody noticed.

What's wrong?

Oh, nothing. Just uh, stretching,
before we hit the aisles.

Shopping is the number one cause of
cordium strings. Why I didn't know that?

Okay, all stretched. Let's go. Quickly.
Hup hup. Hup, hup, hup.

Okay, coast is clear...

Oh.. oh!

You!

You did this to me, you fraud!

Come on, girls.
Clean up on aisle 5!

I've always wanted to say that.
- We're hiding here.

What does that lady want?
- Lady? I don't see a lady.

LADY!

Come on. Let's go. Faster!

Wow.

You're no hairdresser.

I'm onto you!

Get back here!
- Gotta get outta here.

Okay.

Come back here!

Ah, oooh.

Ha.
-Ho.

- Move!
- Back in there.

You can't just...
Open, open, open!

Wow.

Let's go.

Stop. Come here, you!

That was a close one. That was a
fun time when you shopping with mom.

- Best adventure ever!
- And we're still alive!

Perfecto.

Poppy.

Poppy.

I don't see her, Junior.
- Look up, genius.

You're late.

How do I get up there?
- Use the trampoline.

Huh?

Here we go.

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.

It is I, Poppy PRescott, villian-ness.

Have a seat, Gru.
- Okay, I'll sit...

Okay.

Why am I here?

Because, like you, I was born to be bad.

And now, it's time to discuss our big heist.

Pfft, heist.
Please, you're just a child.

All great villains start young.

Didn't you steal the Crown Jewels
when you were twelve?

I was a lot younger than that.
And no offence, but you're not me.

Oh, I plan on being a lot better than you.

Check this out!

Hey, is that my old school?
- Bingo.

Which I have perfectly modelled
with glue and popsicle sticks.

And that is where we're going to steal:
the school mascot!

You want to steal Lenny?
- Exactly.

Lycée Pas Bon has always been my dream school.

And this heist will look so good
on my villain transcripts.

That is a terrible idea.

Have you ever even seen the honey badger?

They're viscious, little monsters.

They literally eat bees and cobras for breakfast.

Honey badger don't care.

No way, no way am I helping you.

Well, that's the thing with blackmail.
You kinda have no choice.

Come here, come here!

Okay.

Oh.

Ah. Eh, Tim?

Tim, go, go, go.

Chihuahua.

No!

Stronger!

You the beste!

Le salami!
- Le salami!

Suppository!

Get here!

Hey! Police!

No problemo.

Hi-yah.

Eh, piña colada.

Huh?

Help!

Please, will you help me?
- Ah, yes, yes.

Huppa.

Hey, all good. Ciao.

Huh?

Hey, please come down.
- Hadouken!

Thank you, thank you!

Ooh, een smoocha. Hehehe.

Een smoocha.

Woah.

Oh!

Help!

Bazooka!

Oh, eh...

Hey hey. Stop, stop. Police.

Ciao, bellos.

Those heroes just ruined my car.
- They destroyed the cafe.

Get outta here!
- They destroyed everything!

I'm sick of superheroes!
- Let's get them!!

Get in. Oh!

Bazooka!

- Boo!
- Yeah, get outta here!

Gentlemen, our experiment has failed.

You're officially going to be retired.

Yay, retirement!!

Ha? Eh, no?

Wow.

There it is.

The castle the gargoyle.
I can't believe I'm really here.

Okay.

Okay, let's get this over with.
Ron, get me my gear.

Voilà.

Keep a close eye on him.

If you need anything, I have a formula,
and a diaper, and a pinkie...

Come on, let's go, let's go!

Now, here comes the Gru class, with my...

Diapers? What?
You've got to be kidding with me.

Motel la piñata!

Hey, guys, guys, guys.

Guyz, where is the other bag?
With my gears?

In the balloon.

Eh...

Ooops. Hehehehe...

What? Huh?

Alright, alright. Let's see what I got in here.

Eh...

Come on, come on, come on.

Aha!

Hm, thank you.

Easy peasy.

Huh?

That's Mr. Vriendelijk.

No, no, no!

Phew.

Ha, ha, ha.

Oh, that's Dr. Destructo.
He was just a kid!

And that's the Killer Driller original helmet.

Come on, stay focused.

Diaper.

Huppa.
- Yes.

I need something light...
something that I can...

How about this?

Nice!

Yes!

We're in.
- Wait.

No, no, no.

Baby powder.

Ya, si, si, here.

Wow.

You know, the most important part of a heist

is being constantly being aware of potential danger.

La, la tiramisu.

Junior. Junior, come back here!

So what's your plan now?
- I'm revealing it.

Don't touch anything.

No, no, no, no, no.

Yea, Junior, way to go!

Oh, he's having fun.
- Yeah, too much fun.

Stop.

Please, Junior. Daddy needs to steal a honey badger.

Okay.

I know they keep Lenny here tonight.

And if memory serves, there is a hidden
switch around here somewhere.

Aha.

Yeah.

Ooooh.

I'll hit him with this.

Once he's knocked out,
we'll open the cage.

The fuzzy demon will sleep
like a baby that.... [gasp]

Okay, he's still asleep.

Mama mia!

I tranq'ed myself!

Hey. Hey!

Gru, what do we do?

No!

Oh no. I ruined our heist.

What?

Who dares??

Intruders.

Intruders!

Wake up!!

No!

What?

Hmm.

Aw.

Aw.

No. No.

Come on, we have to go.

Aw! Come on.

Intruders, you mess with the wrong principal.

Come on, we have to get out!

Hup, hup, hup.

Come on.

Ooh, he wont' get away with this!

Prepare to feel the wrath of
van Überschlecht.

Diaper rash cream!

Oh no, no! Stop, stop, stop!

Oh dear.

Get back here, you!
I want my Lenny!

How are we getting out of here?

Follow me.

Get in.

Come on, come on, come on, come on.

Mr. Vriendelijk.

I have to say: that was without a
doubt the coolest night of my life!

I can't believe we actually pulled that off.

Not gonna lie, that was pretty fun.

Thanks, Ron.

Oof, o la la.

And thank you, for everything.

Oh, and hey, don't worry.
Your secret is safe with me, partner.

Thank you.

Good night.
Tot ziens.

Your dad did pretty good, right Junior?

Si, si, si, go, go.

Hello, Maxime.
How is my favourite student doing?

I think you and I might be
looking for the same person.

And I know exactly where he is.

Thank you, principal Überschlecht.

We got him.
Valentine, to Mayflower!

With pleasure.

Ah.

Here we go.

Okay, yeah, yeah.

It's all coming back to me.

Oops.

Alright.

See you later.

Goodbye, mommy and daddy.
- Have fun at the class.

Make good choices!

Bye, guys!
- Bye.

Bye!

Hey, Cunninghams.
- Um, hey, Poppy.

I heard our parents are having a
playdate, which is adorable, btw...

I thought.. you and I might wanna hang out.

Oh, yeah, sure. Come in!

Let's get this party started, people!

I like her.
- Yeah, most people do.

Nice.

So, have you guys seen a honey badger before?

Wow.

Okay, these guys aren't messing around.

There are my favourite new neighbours.

Hi!

I'm loving this whole vibe.
You two look like a couple of Pro's!

Yea, that was nuts.

Perry and the boys are wating
for y'all on the court.

And we are hitting the clubhouse.

And you're telling me where
you bought that amazing outfit.

Over here, Chet.

Hello.

Okay.

Flip, Jip, Chet. Chet, Flip, Jip.
- Hey, fellas.

Hello.
- How we doin', Chet?

Okay.

Chet here is gonna show us fellas
how it's done.

Right?

Eh... Hmm.

I'm gonna smoke this guy.

Okay.

What now?

Okay, let's do this.

Huh? You've got to be kidding.

Okay, okay.

Better?

What?!

Huh?

That doesn't help.

And... Oh, what?

You can't just...

This is ridiculous!

Hey!

Thank you, Ron.

Hey, oh no!

Come and get it.

Aw, he's so cute
-Wow.

He's the weirdest dog ever!

I'll get it!

Oh hello, little one.
Is your daddy home?

Sorry, I'm not supposed to talk to strangers.

I'm not a stranger.
- Well, you look strange to me.

Oh.

Who is it?

I don't know.
But she's old, and smells like Brussels.

Okay, I'm coming.

Oh no. Um...

I'll be right back!

Can I help you?
- Well, I hope so.

I'm an old friend of Gru's.

Well...

He's not here, so...

Oh, that's alright.

I'll wait.

Huh? What? No, aw!

Remember your lessons, Perry.

Huh?

Hm?

Needless to say, Perry and I are
no longer welcome on the Island of Oahu.

True story!

Oh dear!
- Oh, thank goodness.

It's the children. We have to go. Now.

Thanks. Bye!

Our cover is blown!
- What?

Call Silas.
- Oh no!

Ooh, bella.

Nope.

Bazooka!

Gru has been compromised!

This is an emergency, people.
Retirement is officially over.

Assemble the Mega Minions!

Huh? Pomodoro!

Huh?

Ha. Pomodoro!

Hey.

Hello, busy bee.

Aw.

Huh?

Pomodoro!

Yee-haa!

Huh?

Pomodoro!

Pomodoro! Yee-haa!

Yippa, yippa!

Huh?

Wow!

Yeah!

Huh? Oh...

So...

Your father has been naughty.

Very naughty!

He took something of mine that
I desperately want back.

Principal Überschlecht?

Oh.

I know you took my Lenny.
Now hand him over!

Aw, aw!

That is actually a very funny story.
- Zip it!

I don't want to hear your excuses.
I'm here to teach you a lesson.

Let's go, tough guy!

Okay, I'm not going to fight and old lady.

Oh yeah?

Well, I'm gonna give you
a whooping for the history books.

What?

Take that!

Yeah, go!

Girls, look out! Over here.
Everyone get down!

Hey, back off, lady.

Stop it!
- Let him go!

Oh my God!

Now we have to get in there and find that baby.

What?

Oh, jackpot, huh?
- Ah Maxime, this is too easy.

Come here, little baby.

Come to Maxime.

Yes, koochie, koochie...

Aye, Maxime...

You little...

You are in big trouble.

Gotcha!

What?

Wait. Where is the baby?
Where's the baby!?

Junior?

Lucy!

Go after the baby!

Maxime.

Say au revoir, Gru!

Oh, don't worry, he will be
very happy with his new daddy.

Right? Look at him!
He loves his new daddy.

Junior!

Get in.

We've got a baby to save.

Hahahaha! We've got him!

Oh.

Who is ready to become a little bug?

Aw!

Let go. Aw! Those are very sensitive!

You squirmy little...

Oh.

Eww.

Oh, you're kidding me!
You got pee-pee all over my ship!

Valentine, bring me the
Insectification Ray!

There they are.

I'm on it!

Here we go!

Woah, woah, woah, woah.

What is dat?

Hello.

Ah, Gru.

Get me closer.

Almost there.

Kick them out!

You're doing great!

Go get 'em, partner!

Hey, I can't see.

Junior.

Don't worry, Gru.
The baby is fine.

See for yourself.

Oh, Junior.

And now he belongs to me.
Isn't that right, Maxime Jr?

Together we're gonna wreak havoc, cause
mayhem, and have so much fun doing it, huh?

And bets of all: he hates you!
He really does!

Let my son go.

No, I don't think so.
The fun is just about to start, eh?

Look what a coward your old daddy is, huh?

Huh?

You crossed the line, Maxime.
Now give me my son!

I told you, he's MY son now!

Huh? Huh...

Oooh.

Watch your step, Gru. It's a dinghy.
Too bad you can't fly, huh?

Let go!

This ends now!

Say goodbye to daddy.

Oh.

It's okay, Junior.
Dada loves you.

Get back here. Bad baby.

Aw, aw, aw!

Get off me, you feeble...

You're about to feel the wrath of...

Hi-yah!

See? Not a scratch.

Huh? What?

Salami!

Pastrami!

Non, non, non, non.

Prosciutto!

Wat?
Prosciutto!

Nice try. Winner...

Antipasti.

Gru.
-Junior.

Yeah!

Are you okay?
- That was insane!

Dada.

Aw.

Oh.

My boys.

You know something? I have a real
rollercoaster of emotions.

Eh, Gru?

Can we go back home now?

Alright, there you go.

Yay.

Thanks, Dr. Nefario.
Good as new.

No job too small, or too mad.

Bye then.
- Bye.

Hey.

You okay, sweetie?

Agnes, someone's here to see you.

Lucky??

Lucky.

Did you practice your tricks?

Okay, play dead.

Yay!

Ah, that was... disturbing.
- Yeah, a little bit.

Lucky.

Hey, I'll, uh...
Hé, ik eh…

I'll be back soon.
- Oh, ok.

There's something I need to take care of.
- Yeah.

See ya later, buddy.

Love you, honey.

Oh.

How you doin', Maxime?

What are you doing here, Gru?
You came to gloat? No?

Gloat? No, no, no, no. I just
want to get something off my chest.

It concerns the 9th grade talent show.

Well.. Actually...

I did steal your song.
- What?

I knew it! I knew it was
no coincidence. You little liar!

Well?
- Well what?

Well, where's my apology?

Apolo... What are you talking
about? I just apologised!

Oh, non, non, non. That was no apology.
You just wanted to rub it in.

I can't believe you stole my song!

Hey, I only did that to get back at you
for pantsing me at the homecoming dance.

Besides, you could've come out after me.
It's not my fault that you were afraid.

Afraid, because I KILLED IT!

Afraid? I could out-sing you any day
of the week. And all day Sunday.

Ho ho ho! I'd like to see that!

Anytime, any place. You name it, mon ami.

Oh yeah.

Come on.

Yeah!

Oh, yeah.

Come on, let's boogie!

Oh yeah!

Hello?

Hello?

Eh...

Oh, strudel.

Hoppa. Hoppa.

Oh, oh.