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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,803 --> 00:00:09,418 ♪ I'm gonna buy a paper doll ♪ 2 00:00:09,418 --> 00:00:13,634 ♪ That I can call my own ♪ 3 00:00:13,634 --> 00:00:19,444 ♪ A doll that other fellows cannot steal ♪ 4 00:00:19,444 --> 00:00:22,248 ♪ And then the flirty, flirty guys ♪ 5 00:00:22,248 --> 00:00:24,423 ‐ Good morning, Dottie. ‐ Good morning, Sue Anne. 6 00:00:24,423 --> 00:00:26,861 ♪ With the flirty, flirty eyes ♪ 7 00:00:26,861 --> 00:00:33,448 ♪ Will have to flirt with dollies that are real ♪ 8 00:00:33,448 --> 00:00:39,556 ♪ When I come home at night she will be waiting ♪ 9 00:00:39,556 --> 00:00:44,219 ♪ She'll be the truest doll in all this world ♪ 10 00:00:44,219 --> 00:00:46,008 ‐ All right, thank you. ‐ Not a problem. 11 00:00:46,008 --> 00:00:50,431 ♪ I'd rather have a paper doll ♪ 12 00:00:50,431 --> 00:00:52,846 ♪ To call my own ♪ 13 00:00:52,846 --> 00:00:57,899 ♪ Than have a fickle‐minded real live girl ♪ 14 00:01:09,445 --> 00:01:11,076 Doctor. 15 00:01:28,418 --> 00:01:30,236 Can you tell us precisely what your fight 16 00:01:30,236 --> 00:01:32,139 with McWatt on the tarmac was about? 17 00:01:33,017 --> 00:01:35,020 ‐ Happiness. 18 00:01:35,020 --> 00:01:37,239 Happiness? Your fight was about happiness? 19 00:01:37,239 --> 00:01:40,014 ‐ That was one of the themes, yes. 20 00:01:40,014 --> 00:01:42,054 That's where it ended up, anyway. 21 00:01:43,836 --> 00:01:48,238 Would you say that McWatt was disturbed? 22 00:01:48,238 --> 00:01:49,803 ‐ Yes. 23 00:01:49,803 --> 00:01:55,661 And would you say he was mentally unwell? 24 00:01:55,661 --> 00:01:59,028 ‐ Sure, yeah. Yeah, why not? 25 00:01:59,028 --> 00:02:01,246 Would you call him insane? 26 00:02:01,246 --> 00:02:02,637 ‐ Aren't we all? 27 00:02:06,002 --> 00:02:10,029 ‐ And would you say McWatt's insanity led to the death of Kid Sampson? 28 00:02:10,029 --> 00:02:11,540 ‐ Yes. 29 00:02:13,536 --> 00:02:15,637 And would you agree the United States 30 00:02:15,637 --> 00:02:17,867 military is in no way responsible 31 00:02:17,867 --> 00:02:21,640 for McWatt's insanity that led to the death of Kid Sampson? 32 00:02:21,640 --> 00:02:24,445 ‐ I would say the United States military is entirely 33 00:02:24,445 --> 00:02:28,432 responsible for McWatt's insanity that led to the death of Kid Sampson. 34 00:02:28,432 --> 00:02:30,436 Answer the question. 35 00:02:30,436 --> 00:02:31,994 ‐ I just did. 36 00:02:49,222 --> 00:02:51,225 Can you positively identify these 37 00:02:51,225 --> 00:02:55,650 to be the bodies of Lieutenants Sampson and McWatt? 38 00:02:55,650 --> 00:02:57,001 ‐ Positively? 39 00:02:57,001 --> 00:02:59,008 Simply yes or no will suffice. 40 00:03:00,850 --> 00:03:02,870 ‐ Well, I can't really give you a simple yes or no. 41 00:03:04,639 --> 00:03:07,427 I'm... 42 00:03:07,427 --> 00:03:11,651 20% positive that's Kid Sampson, and I'm... 43 00:03:11,651 --> 00:03:14,453 I don't know... 44 00:03:14,453 --> 00:03:17,228 10% on McWatt. 45 00:03:18,236 --> 00:03:20,268 I'll take that as a yes. 46 00:03:26,078 --> 00:03:29,043 - Thank you, bye. - Oh. 47 00:03:29,043 --> 00:03:31,088 ‐ Hi, hi. 48 00:03:31,088 --> 00:03:32,508 Uh, can I talk to you? 49 00:03:32,508 --> 00:03:34,386 ‐ Hi, sure. 50 00:03:34,386 --> 00:03:37,267 ‐ So, I think maybe you and I are the only two sane people 51 00:03:37,267 --> 00:03:39,355 on this base. ‐ Sane person? 52 00:03:39,355 --> 00:03:41,317 Here? Okay. 53 00:03:41,317 --> 00:03:43,071 ‐ I can't take this anymore. 54 00:03:43,071 --> 00:03:45,200 And I think I've figured out a way to get out of here, 55 00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:46,828 and I just wanna see how it registers 56 00:03:46,828 --> 00:03:48,874 on a sane person's face. 57 00:03:48,874 --> 00:03:51,128 ‐ Wow, I'm‐‐ I'm almost flattered. 58 00:03:51,128 --> 00:03:53,592 So, as it stands, I still have 11 missions 59 00:03:53,592 --> 00:03:55,011 left to fly. 60 00:03:55,011 --> 00:03:56,932 Cathcart'll raise the missions, clearly. 61 00:03:56,932 --> 00:03:58,476 It's a behavioral pattern. 62 00:03:58,476 --> 00:04:01,148 But I'm gonna do those 11 so fast in secret, 63 00:04:01,148 --> 00:04:02,484 he won't even know. 64 00:04:02,484 --> 00:04:04,071 And I won't log them on the day. 65 00:04:04,071 --> 00:04:07,035 I'll log them all at once after I've flown them, 66 00:04:07,035 --> 00:04:11,545 and then I'm gone before he even knows what happened. 67 00:04:11,545 --> 00:04:15,468 So, just to get this straight, your‐‐ your plan to get out 68 00:04:15,468 --> 00:04:17,640 of here is to fly all of the missions 69 00:04:17,640 --> 00:04:19,143 you're required to fly anyway? 70 00:04:19,143 --> 00:04:20,980 ‐ Yeah, that's my plan. 71 00:04:20,980 --> 00:04:23,819 Just, really fast. 72 00:04:36,803 --> 00:04:38,014 Heya, fella. ‐ Hey. 73 00:04:38,014 --> 00:04:39,433 ‐ What say I fly this one for you? 74 00:04:39,433 --> 00:04:40,936 ‐ Why? ‐ I don't know. 75 00:04:40,936 --> 00:04:42,439 I'm just itching to get up there. 76 00:04:42,439 --> 00:04:44,401 All right. I'm gonna go swimming, then. 77 00:04:44,401 --> 00:04:45,654 ‐ Appreciate it. 78 00:04:45,654 --> 00:04:47,240 Take that to work. 79 00:04:51,750 --> 00:04:53,796 All right. 80 00:04:56,551 --> 00:04:57,970 And... 81 00:05:00,768 --> 00:05:03,690 ♪ When the porter yells Massachusetts ♪ 82 00:05:03,690 --> 00:05:05,945 ‐ Bombs away. All right, that's it. 83 00:05:05,945 --> 00:05:07,698 We're done. Pull up. 84 00:05:07,698 --> 00:05:09,076 ♪ Homesick as can be, Massachusetts ♪ 85 00:05:09,076 --> 00:05:11,915 Pull up harder, please. 86 00:05:11,915 --> 00:05:13,961 Hey, uh, what's your name, again? 87 00:05:13,961 --> 00:05:16,716 Munster. Bobby Munster. 88 00:05:16,716 --> 00:05:19,096 ‐ Nice job, Bobby Munster. 89 00:05:19,096 --> 00:05:22,185 ♪ How my heart will knock Massachusetts ♪ 90 00:05:22,185 --> 00:05:25,191 ♪ To see Plymouth Rock Massachusetts ♪ 91 00:05:25,191 --> 00:05:28,281 ♪ Want to roam around Massachusetts ♪ 92 00:05:28,281 --> 00:05:31,580 ♪ In Nantucket town Massachusetts ♪ 93 00:05:31,580 --> 00:05:35,588 ♪ I can hardly wait I hope the train ain't late ♪ 94 00:05:37,550 --> 00:05:40,430 ♪ You can't guess how much it means for me to be there ♪ 95 00:05:40,430 --> 00:05:41,473 Bombs away. 96 00:05:45,566 --> 00:05:47,987 ‐ Hey, there he is, the king of the clouds. 97 00:05:47,987 --> 00:05:49,281 Hey, fellas. 98 00:05:49,281 --> 00:05:51,661 ‐ New Kid Sampson, New McWatt. 99 00:05:51,661 --> 00:05:53,749 ‐ John Yossarian. 100 00:05:53,749 --> 00:05:55,753 John Yossarian. 101 00:05:55,753 --> 00:05:57,798 ♪ Just like Jack and Jill Massachusetts ♪ 102 00:05:57,798 --> 00:05:59,594 ‐ Come on, you fuck. 103 00:05:59,594 --> 00:06:02,600 Release. Okay, take us out! 104 00:06:02,600 --> 00:06:03,852 ♪ Spread the news around ♪ 105 00:06:03,852 --> 00:06:07,359 ♪ I'm Massachusetts bound ♪ 106 00:06:16,418 --> 00:06:18,924 Heya, boys. Let's do it. 107 00:06:45,519 --> 00:06:47,022 Release. 108 00:06:56,791 --> 00:06:58,712 ♪ As you walk to Lexing‐‐ ♪ 109 00:07:52,443 --> 00:07:55,408 ‐ Yes, that's it! That's it for me! 110 00:07:55,408 --> 00:07:57,453 I'm going home, fellas! 111 00:07:59,040 --> 00:08:01,588 You hear that? 112 00:08:01,588 --> 00:08:03,550 I'm going home. 113 00:08:03,550 --> 00:08:05,261 - What's your name, again? - Joseph, sir. 114 00:08:05,261 --> 00:08:07,808 ‐ I'm going home, Joseph. I won. 115 00:08:07,808 --> 00:08:09,186 I won! 116 00:08:11,900 --> 00:08:14,947 ‐ I hear someone's going home. ‐ Oh, you hear right. 117 00:08:14,947 --> 00:08:16,743 ‐ Go get 'em, Yo‐Yo. ‐ I will. 118 00:08:28,683 --> 00:08:30,695 - Hi. - Haven't seen you in a while. 119 00:08:30,695 --> 00:08:33,108 ‐ Yeah. ‐ Been in the hospital again? 120 00:08:33,108 --> 00:08:35,196 ‐ I have not. I have not, no. 121 00:08:35,196 --> 00:08:38,118 I have been flying. 122 00:08:43,455 --> 00:08:45,291 For your signing. 123 00:08:48,448 --> 00:08:50,047 ‐ You're giving me these all at once? 124 00:08:50,047 --> 00:08:53,190 ‐ All at once. There's 11 missions there. 125 00:09:00,096 --> 00:09:01,426 Count 'em. 126 00:09:01,426 --> 00:09:03,054 Interesting way of doing it. 127 00:09:03,054 --> 00:09:05,871 11 in a row. 128 00:09:05,871 --> 00:09:07,970 ‐ I figure I'd save you a whole lot of work if, you know, 129 00:09:07,970 --> 00:09:09,640 I gave them to you all at once. 130 00:09:10,726 --> 00:09:12,228 ‐ How thoughtful. 131 00:09:25,505 --> 00:09:27,926 A good day to you, Colonel. 132 00:09:27,926 --> 00:09:29,764 This makes 50 missions, sir. 133 00:09:31,058 --> 00:09:34,607 ‐ Wait, you've flown‐‐ ‐ 11 missions. 134 00:09:34,607 --> 00:09:36,903 ‐ 11 missions? ‐ That's right, sir. 135 00:09:36,903 --> 00:09:38,782 In six days. 136 00:09:38,782 --> 00:09:40,702 That's not even possible. 137 00:09:40,702 --> 00:09:42,413 ‐ That's 11 missions, sir. 138 00:09:43,833 --> 00:09:45,419 They're‐‐ they're all stamped, sir. 139 00:09:45,419 --> 00:09:47,048 ‐ Who gave you permission? 140 00:09:47,048 --> 00:09:49,386 ‐ I've just been making myself available, sir. 141 00:09:49,386 --> 00:09:51,348 There's always somebody with the stomach bug 142 00:09:51,348 --> 00:09:53,561 or a headache or a hangover. 143 00:09:53,561 --> 00:09:56,108 And I'm just doing what I can to help. 144 00:09:56,108 --> 00:09:58,613 Just doing my bit. 145 00:09:58,613 --> 00:10:00,032 ‐ This is highly irregular. 146 00:10:00,032 --> 00:10:01,703 ‐ Yes, sir. 147 00:10:01,703 --> 00:10:03,122 And when can I expect to receive 148 00:10:03,122 --> 00:10:04,792 my discharge papers, sir? 149 00:10:04,792 --> 00:10:07,004 ‐ Well, as soon as I've stamped your paperwork. 150 00:10:07,004 --> 00:10:08,424 Yes, sir. 151 00:10:09,802 --> 00:10:11,054 Should I wait here? 152 00:10:14,394 --> 00:10:17,275 ‐ There's a process that proceeds the actual stamping 153 00:10:17,275 --> 00:10:18,945 of the stamp. ‐ Yes, sir. 154 00:10:18,945 --> 00:10:20,824 We'll notify you once that process is complete. 155 00:10:20,824 --> 00:10:22,661 ‐ Thank you, sir. ‐ Is that sufficient? 156 00:10:22,661 --> 00:10:23,997 Thank you very much, sir. 157 00:10:23,997 --> 00:10:25,040 ‐ You're welcome. 158 00:10:28,882 --> 00:10:30,342 ‐ Uh‐huh. 159 00:10:45,441 --> 00:10:46,967 Yes! 160 00:11:10,172 --> 00:11:12,511 ‐ Hey, Yo‐Yo! ‐ What are you doing? 161 00:11:12,511 --> 00:11:15,242 ‐ Oh, we went down. I was on a training run with these fellas. 162 00:11:15,242 --> 00:11:18,924 Fellas, this is Yossarian. Jump on, Yo‐Yo. 163 00:11:21,571 --> 00:11:25,829 We were‐‐ we were looping out past Sardinia in the new B‐25. 164 00:11:25,829 --> 00:11:28,835 It's got a new Holley carburetor which cruises lean 165 00:11:28,835 --> 00:11:31,214 but the bypass valve is diaphragm‐operated, 166 00:11:31,214 --> 00:11:32,885 which I did not know. 167 00:11:32,885 --> 00:11:35,557 The old ones have a baffle in the air‐mixing chamber 168 00:11:35,557 --> 00:11:38,145 and that's the one I'm used to, obviously. 169 00:11:38,145 --> 00:11:41,067 But now there's this self‐sealing CCU 170 00:11:41,067 --> 00:11:44,115 strapped on to the bomb bay, and the fuel gets transferred 171 00:11:44,115 --> 00:11:45,869 by an electric centrifuge pump. 172 00:11:45,869 --> 00:11:47,539 And if you did not know that‐‐ 173 00:11:47,539 --> 00:11:49,877 You're not gonna prime it. So... 174 00:11:51,421 --> 00:11:54,135 Perfect belly landing. 175 00:11:54,135 --> 00:11:56,306 And I learned something new for next time. 176 00:11:59,103 --> 00:12:01,066 ‐ Well, I didn't know you'd gone. 177 00:12:01,066 --> 00:12:02,318 But welcome back. 178 00:12:04,284 --> 00:12:07,453 ♪ Oh give me land lots of land ♪ 179 00:12:07,453 --> 00:12:10,250 ♪ Under starry skies above ♪ 180 00:12:10,250 --> 00:12:13,716 ♪ Don't fence me in ♪ 181 00:12:13,716 --> 00:12:18,475 ♪ Let me ride through the wide open country that I love ♪ 182 00:12:18,475 --> 00:12:22,191 ♪ Don't fence me in ♪ 183 00:12:22,191 --> 00:12:27,159 ♪ Let me be by myself in the evening breeze ♪ 184 00:12:27,159 --> 00:12:31,459 ♪ Listen to the murmur of the cottonwood trees ♪ 185 00:12:31,459 --> 00:12:35,927 ♪ Send me off forever but I ask you please ♪ 186 00:12:35,927 --> 00:12:38,432 ♪ Don't fence me in ♪ 187 00:12:38,432 --> 00:12:40,603 ♪ Just turn me loose ♪ 188 00:12:40,603 --> 00:12:46,741 ♪ Let me straddle my old saddle underneath the western skies ♪ 189 00:12:46,741 --> 00:12:51,416 ♪ On my Cayuse let me wander over yonder ♪ 190 00:12:51,416 --> 00:12:55,424 ♪ Till I see the mountains rise ♪ 191 00:12:55,424 --> 00:13:01,604 ♪ I want to ride to the ridge where the west commences ♪ 192 00:13:01,604 --> 00:13:05,945 ♪ Gaze at the moon till I lose my senses ♪ 193 00:13:05,945 --> 00:13:09,410 ♪ Can't look at hobbles and I can't stand fences ♪ 194 00:13:09,410 --> 00:13:11,372 ‐ Knock, knock. How you doing, Yo‐Yo? 195 00:13:11,372 --> 00:13:12,626 ‐ Stupendous. 196 00:13:12,626 --> 00:13:13,836 ‐ Heard you went down yesterday. 197 00:13:13,836 --> 00:13:15,757 ‐ Sure did. ‐ Good for you. 198 00:13:15,757 --> 00:13:17,388 I need to call in my favor. 199 00:13:17,388 --> 00:13:18,679 ‐ What is it? 200 00:13:18,679 --> 00:13:19,848 I'm gonna go buy some things. 201 00:13:19,848 --> 00:13:21,020 I need you to come with me. 202 00:13:21,020 --> 00:13:22,729 ‐ Where? ‐ Everywhere. 203 00:13:22,729 --> 00:13:23,981 - When? - Gotta leave in an hour. 204 00:13:23,981 --> 00:13:25,400 ‐ I can't. I'm going home. 205 00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:26,862 ‐ You're going home? 206 00:13:26,862 --> 00:13:28,616 ‐ I'm just waiting on a stamp. 207 00:13:28,616 --> 00:13:30,620 But, why do you need me? 208 00:13:30,620 --> 00:13:31,789 Come on, it'll be fun. 209 00:13:31,789 --> 00:13:33,626 It'll be like a vacation. 210 00:13:33,626 --> 00:13:35,129 You won't have to lift anything heavy. 211 00:13:35,129 --> 00:13:36,549 I promise. 212 00:13:39,555 --> 00:13:41,141 ‐ Can I come? 213 00:13:44,230 --> 00:13:45,817 Yeah, she handles nice, right? 214 00:13:45,817 --> 00:13:47,236 I'm impressed. 215 00:13:47,236 --> 00:13:48,698 It's outstanding craftsmanship. 216 00:13:48,698 --> 00:13:50,492 That's the Germans for you, though. 217 00:13:50,492 --> 00:13:52,988 Every little detail. Hey, look at this stitching. 218 00:13:52,988 --> 00:13:55,545 Here. Huh? This is high‐quality leather. 219 00:13:55,545 --> 00:13:56,839 You see this, Yossarian? 220 00:13:56,839 --> 00:13:58,300 ‐ Very high quality. 221 00:13:58,300 --> 00:14:00,930 Milo Minderbinder, Milo Minderbinder, me ascolta? 222 00:14:00,930 --> 00:14:03,143 ‐ Hello, this is Milo Minderbinder. 223 00:14:04,478 --> 00:14:06,441 ‐ Ah, Luca. How are you, my friend? 224 00:14:06,441 --> 00:14:07,777 --totale. 225 00:14:07,777 --> 00:14:10,348 ‐ Wait, slow down, Luca. Slow down. 226 00:14:10,348 --> 00:14:12,453 ‐ Sto parlando con le... ‐ Uh‐huh. 227 00:14:12,453 --> 00:14:14,958 ‐ Cinquecento animali! ‐ Uh‐huh. 228 00:14:14,958 --> 00:14:16,419 Queste la ferme. 229 00:14:16,419 --> 00:14:19,091 ‐ Well, that was the agreement we had. 500 goats. 230 00:14:19,091 --> 00:14:20,637 Ha già iniziato a uccidere. 231 00:14:20,637 --> 00:14:23,058 ‐ Tell him to hold his horses. I'm actually‐‐ 232 00:14:23,058 --> 00:14:26,147 I'm in the neighborhood. I'll drop in. 233 00:14:26,147 --> 00:14:29,320 No, just tell him not to slaughter. 234 00:14:29,320 --> 00:14:32,076 No slaughter. Don't kill the goats. 235 00:14:32,076 --> 00:14:34,080 Tu vuo' fa' ll'americano ♪ 236 00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:37,336 ♪ Mericano, mericano ♪ 237 00:14:37,336 --> 00:14:40,133 ♪ Sient'a mme chi t' 'o ffa fa' ♪ 238 00:14:40,133 --> 00:14:45,268 ♪ Tu vuoi vivere alla moda Ma se bevi whiskey and soda ♪ 239 00:14:45,268 --> 00:14:47,064 ♪ Po' te siente 'e disturba' ♪ 240 00:14:50,028 --> 00:14:52,282 ‐ Mr. Milo. 241 00:14:52,282 --> 00:14:54,203 It's so wonderful to have you back. 242 00:14:54,203 --> 00:14:56,583 ‐ Ciao Alessandro, che piacere vederti. 243 00:14:57,961 --> 00:14:59,965 ‐ Alessandro, I want you to meet two very, 244 00:14:59,965 --> 00:15:02,302 very good friends of mine. This is John Yossarian. 245 00:15:02,302 --> 00:15:03,304 ‐ Hiya. ‐ Hi. 246 00:15:03,304 --> 00:15:04,558 ‐ And Ivor Orr. 247 00:15:04,558 --> 00:15:08,106 ‐ My friends. My friends. 248 00:15:09,483 --> 00:15:12,114 ‐ Alessandro, we had an agreement. 249 00:15:12,114 --> 00:15:14,410 ‐ Yes, yes. 250 00:15:14,410 --> 00:15:17,709 But you said some goats. 251 00:15:17,709 --> 00:15:19,713 You didn't say 500 goats. 252 00:15:19,713 --> 00:15:21,633 ‐ 500 goats is good, no? 253 00:15:21,633 --> 00:15:23,136 You can milk them. 254 00:15:23,136 --> 00:15:25,975 ‐ No, no, Mr. Milo. We cannot feed them. 255 00:15:25,975 --> 00:15:27,352 Don't they just eat grass? 256 00:15:27,352 --> 00:15:28,773 Let them eat the grass. 257 00:15:28,773 --> 00:15:32,112 Oh, you don't understand goats. 258 00:15:32,112 --> 00:15:33,866 The grass is already gone. 259 00:15:33,866 --> 00:15:35,620 And now they eat everything. 260 00:15:35,620 --> 00:15:38,041 They eat things that are not even food. 261 00:15:38,041 --> 00:15:40,588 Let me assure you, we are so thankful 262 00:15:40,588 --> 00:15:42,634 for everything you have done for us. 263 00:15:42,634 --> 00:15:45,430 And this town has most surely been blessed 264 00:15:45,430 --> 00:15:47,101 by your generosity. 265 00:15:47,101 --> 00:15:48,813 ‐ You're very welcome. 266 00:15:48,813 --> 00:15:54,533 ‐ But 500 goats, it's just too many goats. 267 00:16:01,588 --> 00:16:03,258 It's amazing the demand you can create 268 00:16:03,258 --> 00:16:04,845 just by moving things around. 269 00:16:04,845 --> 00:16:06,682 That's what I do with the eggs. 270 00:16:06,682 --> 00:16:09,395 ‐ Now‐‐ now, I don't understand what you do with the eggs. 271 00:16:09,395 --> 00:16:11,817 You buy them for seven cents apiece in Malta 272 00:16:11,817 --> 00:16:13,361 then you sell them for five cents? 273 00:16:13,361 --> 00:16:15,240 ‐ I do it to make a profit. 274 00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:17,035 ‐ Well, why do people come to Malta for eggs 275 00:16:17,035 --> 00:16:18,413 when they're so expensive, there? 276 00:16:18,413 --> 00:16:20,041 ‐ Because they've always done it that way. 277 00:16:20,041 --> 00:16:22,004 ‐ Why don't they go look for eggs in Sicily? 278 00:16:22,004 --> 00:16:24,091 ‐ Because they've never done it that way. 279 00:16:24,091 --> 00:16:25,928 ‐ Now I really don't understand. 280 00:16:25,928 --> 00:16:27,765 Why‐‐ why don't you sell your mess hall's eggs 281 00:16:27,765 --> 00:16:30,061 for seven cents apiece instead of five cents apiece? 282 00:16:30,061 --> 00:16:32,357 ‐ Because my mess halls would have no need for me then. 283 00:16:32,357 --> 00:16:34,195 Anyone can buy seven cents apiece eggs 284 00:16:34,195 --> 00:16:35,907 for seven cents apiece. 285 00:16:35,907 --> 00:16:37,744 And at least this way I can make a bid for myself 286 00:16:37,744 --> 00:16:38,996 as a middle man. 287 00:16:38,996 --> 00:16:40,541 ‐ What? So you do make a profit. 288 00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:42,587 ‐ Ah, the syndicate benefits when I benefit 289 00:16:42,587 --> 00:16:44,256 because everybody has a share. 290 00:16:44,256 --> 00:16:46,762 You'll see when we get to Palermo. 291 00:16:46,762 --> 00:16:48,481 ‐ I thought you said we were going to Malta. 292 00:16:48,481 --> 00:16:50,435 Ah, Palermo first. 293 00:16:50,435 --> 00:16:52,147 You hear that, Orr? 294 00:16:53,692 --> 00:16:55,696 ♪ Tu vuo' fa' ll'americano ♪ 295 00:16:55,696 --> 00:16:58,827 ♪ Mericano, mericano ♪ 296 00:16:58,827 --> 00:17:01,499 ♪ Sient'a mme chi t' 'o ffa fa' ♪ 297 00:17:01,499 --> 00:17:03,378 ♪ Tu vuoi vivere alla moda ♪ 298 00:17:03,378 --> 00:17:04,673 ‐ Come on, fellas. Let's go, guys. 299 00:17:04,673 --> 00:17:06,843 ♪ Whiskey and soda ♪ 300 00:17:06,843 --> 00:17:08,514 ♪ Po' te siente 'e disturba' ♪ 301 00:17:10,058 --> 00:17:12,229 ♪ Tu abball' o' rocchenroll ♪ 302 00:17:12,229 --> 00:17:15,193 ♪ Tu giochi a baisiboll ♪ 303 00:17:15,193 --> 00:17:17,865 ♪ Ma e solde p' e' Ccamel ♪ 304 00:17:21,873 --> 00:17:25,422 ♪ Mericano, mericano ♪ 305 00:17:25,422 --> 00:17:27,092 ♪ Ma si' nato in Italy ♪ 306 00:17:27,092 --> 00:17:30,056 ♪ Sient' a mme, nun ce sta niente 'a fa' ♪ 307 00:17:30,056 --> 00:17:32,102 ♪ Ok, napulitan ♪ 308 00:17:32,102 --> 00:17:33,313 ♪ Tu vuo' fa' ll'american ♪ 309 00:17:33,313 --> 00:17:34,733 ♪ Tu vuo' fa' ll'american ♪ 310 00:17:40,578 --> 00:17:42,289 ‐ What's sindaco? 311 00:17:42,289 --> 00:17:44,335 ‐ Sindaco. It means mayor. 312 00:17:44,335 --> 00:17:46,380 I'm the mayor of Palermo. 313 00:17:46,380 --> 00:17:47,759 How? 314 00:17:47,759 --> 00:17:50,640 ‐ 'Cause I brought Scotch to Italy. 315 00:17:50,640 --> 00:17:53,102 ‐ Well, since when do the Italians drink Scotch? 316 00:17:53,102 --> 00:17:55,440 ‐ They don't. Scotch is very expensive. 317 00:17:55,440 --> 00:17:58,363 These people are very poor. 318 00:17:58,363 --> 00:18:00,576 ‐ Well, why are you importing it if nobody drinks it? 319 00:18:00,576 --> 00:18:02,079 ‐ To inflate the price. 320 00:18:02,079 --> 00:18:04,333 Sicily's now the third largest exporter 321 00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:05,628 of Scotch in the world. 322 00:18:05,628 --> 00:18:08,424 That's why they elected me mayor. 323 00:18:08,424 --> 00:18:09,886 ‐ That's why they elected him mayor. 324 00:18:09,886 --> 00:18:11,640 Good for you, Milo. 325 00:18:17,109 --> 00:18:19,698 ‐ Oh, bello, bello. Perfetto! 326 00:18:21,492 --> 00:18:22,912 Grazie. 327 00:18:34,894 --> 00:18:38,317 ‐ Signor Minderbinder. Signor Minderbinder. 328 00:18:38,317 --> 00:18:39,863 ‐ Ah, Giuseppe. 329 00:18:39,863 --> 00:18:41,783 ‐ Telefono. 330 00:18:41,783 --> 00:18:44,213 ‐ This is M&M Enterprises. This is Milo Minderbinder. 331 00:18:44,213 --> 00:18:45,861 Milo, ¿cómo estás? ¿Todo bien? 332 00:18:45,861 --> 00:18:46,873 ‐ Uh‐huh, Fernando. 333 00:18:46,873 --> 00:18:48,756 Eh, mi hermano. Mira, tengo 200 cajas de alcachofas. 334 00:18:48,756 --> 00:18:49,866 ‐ Okay. Okay. 335 00:18:49,866 --> 00:18:52,022 Si las quiere, pero ya tengo otro persona que las quiere comprar. 336 00:18:52,022 --> 00:18:53,133 ‐ Yeah, we should. 337 00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:54,448 Así que si no me lo puedes decir ahora... 338 00:18:54,448 --> 00:18:55,848 ‐ We should absolutely do that. 339 00:18:55,848 --> 00:18:57,442 ...tengo que vendérselo a otra persona, no puedo dejar‐‐ 340 00:18:57,442 --> 00:19:00,032 ‐ Okay, all right. Give me, uh, four hours. 341 00:19:00,032 --> 00:19:01,436 Cuatro horas. ¿Seguro? 342 00:19:01,436 --> 00:19:04,032 ‐ Yeah, send my love to Marge and the kids, okay? 343 00:19:04,032 --> 00:19:05,636 Está bien, se lo digo. 344 00:19:05,636 --> 00:19:07,710 ‐ Artichokes. Insane prices. 345 00:19:07,710 --> 00:19:09,506 I have to act fast. 346 00:19:12,302 --> 00:19:14,181 I'll be back. Don't wait up for me. 347 00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:32,593 About fucking time. 348 00:19:55,096 --> 00:19:58,269 Hi, fellas! I'm so sorry! 349 00:19:58,269 --> 00:20:00,273 I had to meet the artichoke king. 350 00:20:00,273 --> 00:20:02,360 He's in Gibraltar. It's quite the hike. 351 00:20:02,360 --> 00:20:05,283 ‐ Oh, we slept on goddamn deck chairs. 352 00:20:05,283 --> 00:20:07,955 ‐ I can organize a massage in Malta. 353 00:20:07,955 --> 00:20:09,876 ‐ Milo, what am I doing here? 354 00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:11,755 ‐ We gotta chop‐chop now, boys! 355 00:20:24,562 --> 00:20:27,245 Ladies and gentlemen, thank you. 356 00:20:27,245 --> 00:20:30,375 Um, and, uh, we, um, welcome tonight 357 00:20:30,375 --> 00:20:35,301 a very special guest. A very special friend. 358 00:20:35,301 --> 00:20:39,017 And the first American in over 120 years 359 00:20:39,017 --> 00:20:42,608 to ever hold the title of Assistant Governor General 360 00:20:42,608 --> 00:20:44,152 of Malta. 361 00:20:44,152 --> 00:20:46,365 Ladies and gentlemen, I give you 362 00:20:46,365 --> 00:20:49,539 Major Sir Milo Minderbinder. 363 00:20:52,628 --> 00:20:53,922 Hear, hear! 364 00:20:53,922 --> 00:20:56,176 ‐ Thank you, Governor General. 365 00:20:56,176 --> 00:20:58,097 And ladies and gentlemen, it is an absolute honor 366 00:20:58,097 --> 00:20:59,099 to be here tonight. 367 00:21:04,192 --> 00:21:07,198 These are a gift for the Caliph of Oran. 368 00:21:07,198 --> 00:21:08,535 What is Oran? 369 00:21:08,535 --> 00:21:10,539 It's a city in Algeria. 370 00:21:10,539 --> 00:21:12,585 It was founded by the Moors in the 10th century. 371 00:21:12,585 --> 00:21:14,087 Why are you giving the Caliph of Oran 372 00:21:14,087 --> 00:21:15,799 a plane full of parrots? 373 00:21:15,799 --> 00:21:18,179 Because it's customary for the Pasha of Oran 374 00:21:18,179 --> 00:21:19,766 to give gifts to the Caliph. 375 00:21:19,766 --> 00:21:21,936 And you're the Pasha of Oran? 376 00:21:21,936 --> 00:21:23,105 Oh, it's an honorary title. 377 00:21:23,105 --> 00:21:24,483 You know how these things go. 378 00:21:24,483 --> 00:21:25,944 It doesn't actually mean anything. 379 00:21:35,088 --> 00:21:37,593 Ah, they're beautiful, aren't they? 380 00:21:37,593 --> 00:21:39,137 What are you doing with them? 381 00:21:39,137 --> 00:21:42,102 ‐ Well, Oran is where I call in my favor. 382 00:21:42,102 --> 00:21:43,939 Oran means one thing to me. 383 00:21:43,939 --> 00:21:46,068 And that thing is dates. 384 00:21:46,068 --> 00:21:47,738 Well, two things. 385 00:21:47,738 --> 00:21:49,534 I'm thinking of taking out some oil leases, too. 386 00:21:49,534 --> 00:21:51,453 But today it's all about dates. 387 00:21:51,453 --> 00:21:52,957 ‐ What dates? ‐ Date dates. 388 00:21:52,957 --> 00:21:55,546 The dates you eat. They're a palm fruit. 389 00:21:55,546 --> 00:21:57,842 Algerian dates are the best in the world, 390 00:21:57,842 --> 00:22:00,096 and this guy that we're going to see‐‐ the Caliph‐‐ 391 00:22:00,096 --> 00:22:03,435 he has a lot of them. And I mean a lot of them. 392 00:22:03,435 --> 00:22:04,443 ‐ Okay. 393 00:22:04,443 --> 00:22:07,903 ‐ Now, the thing with this guy is he's nervous. 394 00:22:07,903 --> 00:22:09,532 Maybe it's an Arab thing. 395 00:22:09,532 --> 00:22:11,536 Maybe he just wants a little show of respect. 396 00:22:11,536 --> 00:22:13,582 The Arabs are an ancient people. 397 00:22:13,582 --> 00:22:16,796 Ancient families doing business with other ancient families. 398 00:22:16,796 --> 00:22:18,215 Things move slow. 399 00:22:18,215 --> 00:22:20,261 I think the speed of American enterprise 400 00:22:20,261 --> 00:22:22,015 gives him the willies. 401 00:22:22,015 --> 00:22:24,227 And I'm guessing he just wants to know that he's getting 402 00:22:24,227 --> 00:22:26,148 into business with some serious people. 403 00:22:26,148 --> 00:22:28,695 So I told him I was bringing my friend with me today. 404 00:22:28,695 --> 00:22:31,743 My friend being a wealthy American industrialist. 405 00:22:31,743 --> 00:22:36,544 That wealthy American industrialist being you. 406 00:22:54,830 --> 00:22:56,208 Most high Caliph, 407 00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:57,962 it is so wonderful to see you again. 408 00:22:57,962 --> 00:22:59,882 And you, too, good Milo. 409 00:22:59,882 --> 00:23:03,222 You are always welcome in my house. 410 00:23:03,222 --> 00:23:05,268 You have journeyed well. 411 00:23:05,268 --> 00:23:06,813 You look very good. 412 00:23:06,813 --> 00:23:08,525 ‐ I feel radiant, Your Majesty. 413 00:23:08,525 --> 00:23:11,948 Perhaps it is the fragrant air of your magical country. 414 00:23:11,948 --> 00:23:14,160 ‐ Perhaps it is, good Milo. 415 00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:17,375 Perhaps you should find a way of bottling it 416 00:23:17,375 --> 00:23:18,878 to take home with you to America. 417 00:23:18,878 --> 00:23:20,298 ‐ Indeed we should. 418 00:23:20,298 --> 00:23:22,010 It would make my people very happy. 419 00:23:22,010 --> 00:23:23,638 Your Highness, if you will, 420 00:23:23,638 --> 00:23:25,809 allow me to introduce you to a dear, dear friend. 421 00:23:25,809 --> 00:23:27,771 Your Greatness, it's my pleasure to introduce 422 00:23:27,771 --> 00:23:31,111 to you a fantastically wealthy American industrialist 423 00:23:31,111 --> 00:23:33,742 from an ancient American family. 424 00:23:33,742 --> 00:23:35,704 Mr. Nelson D. Rockefeller. 425 00:23:37,916 --> 00:23:42,926 ‐ Mr. Rockefeller, it is such a great honor. 426 00:23:42,926 --> 00:23:45,891 I have heard so much about you. 427 00:23:45,891 --> 00:23:48,646 ‐ And I you, great man. 428 00:23:49,690 --> 00:23:50,817 Ah... 429 00:23:53,238 --> 00:23:55,911 I is wonderful that you are here today. 430 00:23:55,911 --> 00:23:57,873 Come. 431 00:23:57,873 --> 00:23:59,334 Thank you, your greatness. 432 00:24:04,177 --> 00:24:07,308 This war is a terrible nuisance, is it not? 433 00:24:07,308 --> 00:24:09,522 Oh, terrible. Terrible nuisance. 434 00:24:09,522 --> 00:24:11,526 - It's terrible. - Terrible. 435 00:24:11,526 --> 00:24:13,822 ‐ Mr. Rockefeller, 436 00:24:13,822 --> 00:24:18,288 your negotiations in the Mesopotamian Oil Agreement 437 00:24:18,288 --> 00:24:23,090 of 1938, I was most impressed. 438 00:24:23,090 --> 00:24:26,221 You're very tough. ‐ Yes, I am, Your Highness. 439 00:24:26,221 --> 00:24:28,100 But fair. 440 00:24:28,100 --> 00:24:32,233 ‐ The Sultan of Assur is a difficult man. 441 00:24:32,233 --> 00:24:35,197 Your powers of persuasion must be formidable. 442 00:24:35,197 --> 00:24:39,832 ‐ He was a tricky customer, but we got there eventually. 443 00:24:39,832 --> 00:24:41,418 ‐ I think you'll find the Caliph to be 444 00:24:41,418 --> 00:24:42,838 not nearly so difficult. 445 00:24:42,838 --> 00:24:45,927 ‐ But I am a skilled negotiator. 446 00:24:45,927 --> 00:24:48,558 I must warn you. ‐ As am I, Your Grace. 447 00:24:48,558 --> 00:24:50,562 As am I. 448 00:24:50,562 --> 00:24:52,900 Well, then, and what do you think 449 00:24:52,900 --> 00:24:57,241 the prospects of exploration in my country might be? 450 00:24:57,241 --> 00:24:59,496 ‐ Good. Mm‐hmm. 451 00:24:59,496 --> 00:25:01,082 I think they'd be very good. 452 00:25:01,082 --> 00:25:04,047 ‐ The Saharan Desert presents its problems. 453 00:25:04,047 --> 00:25:07,721 ‐ Oh, Sahara. God forbid, so hot. 454 00:25:07,721 --> 00:25:11,353 ‐ My concern would be not so much the heat 455 00:25:11,353 --> 00:25:14,693 as the possibility of igneous layers 456 00:25:14,693 --> 00:25:16,321 over the shale deposits. 457 00:25:16,321 --> 00:25:19,578 ‐ They're a problem, those igneous layers. 458 00:25:19,578 --> 00:25:20,830 ‐ And how would you approach that? 459 00:25:22,793 --> 00:25:23,962 Technology. 460 00:25:23,962 --> 00:25:26,551 ‐ And what technology? 461 00:25:26,551 --> 00:25:28,136 ‐ The latest technology. 462 00:25:28,136 --> 00:25:31,644 And what, pray tell, is the latest technology? 463 00:25:31,644 --> 00:25:33,982 ‐ I don't know, Your Honor. I'm a businessman. 464 00:25:33,982 --> 00:25:35,986 I'm not an engineer. 465 00:25:35,986 --> 00:25:37,864 You're an oil man, aren't you? 466 00:25:37,864 --> 00:25:41,454 Surely you know how your oil is extracted. 467 00:25:41,454 --> 00:25:43,918 ‐ I don't‐‐ I don't really‐‐ 468 00:25:43,918 --> 00:25:46,924 ‐ Our most recent experiences with the igneous rock 469 00:25:46,924 --> 00:25:49,178 were more than adequately handled with the new 470 00:25:49,178 --> 00:25:51,934 diaphragm‐operated bypass valve drill bit. 471 00:25:51,934 --> 00:25:54,607 The regular drill bits have a baffle 472 00:25:54,607 --> 00:25:56,109 in the air‐mixing chamber. 473 00:25:56,109 --> 00:25:58,906 But the new ones have a self‐sealing CCU 474 00:25:58,906 --> 00:26:01,161 strapped onto the electric centrifuge pump. 475 00:26:05,670 --> 00:26:07,465 ‐ My geologist. Kid's a genius. 476 00:26:23,288 --> 00:26:26,086 I'm happy for you. You flew your missions. 477 00:26:26,086 --> 00:26:28,675 You did your part. 478 00:26:28,675 --> 00:26:30,469 ‐ When do you get to go home? 479 00:26:30,469 --> 00:26:31,931 ‐ I'm not really gonna get to go home 480 00:26:31,931 --> 00:26:33,559 until this thing's done and dusted. 481 00:26:33,559 --> 00:26:35,368 I mean, I'm not gonna go home the normal way. 482 00:26:35,368 --> 00:26:36,982 ‐ The normal way? 483 00:26:36,982 --> 00:26:38,986 Well, I'm never gonna catch up to my mission quota. 484 00:26:38,986 --> 00:26:40,322 Not at this rate. 485 00:26:40,322 --> 00:26:41,575 ‐ You have a mission quota? 486 00:26:41,575 --> 00:26:44,038 ‐ Yeah, we all do, don't we? 487 00:26:44,038 --> 00:26:46,292 Where's it at now? ‐ 50. 488 00:26:46,292 --> 00:26:47,629 How many have you flown? 489 00:26:47,629 --> 00:26:51,261 ‐ Six, five. Five or six. 490 00:26:51,261 --> 00:26:53,766 ‐ Wow. 491 00:26:53,766 --> 00:26:55,895 ‐ When this is all over, 492 00:26:55,895 --> 00:26:57,607 we should go into business together. 493 00:26:57,607 --> 00:26:58,846 ‐ Well, back home? 494 00:26:58,846 --> 00:27:01,489 Oh, yeah, sure. Back home, everywhere. 495 00:27:01,489 --> 00:27:04,328 ‐ And do what? ‐ Buy things, sell things. 496 00:27:04,328 --> 00:27:06,166 ‐ What, sell amphibious vehicles 497 00:27:06,166 --> 00:27:07,501 to the fishermen of Minnesota? 498 00:27:07,501 --> 00:27:10,967 ‐ Sell everything to everyone. 499 00:27:10,967 --> 00:27:12,888 ♪ Tu vuo' fa' ll'americano ♪ 500 00:27:12,888 --> 00:27:16,060 ♪ Mericano, mericano ♪ 501 00:27:16,060 --> 00:27:18,816 ♪ Sient'a mme chi t' 'o ffa fa' ♪ 502 00:27:18,816 --> 00:27:23,910 ♪ Tu vuoi vivere alla moda Ma se bevi whiskey and soda ♪ 503 00:27:23,910 --> 00:27:26,790 ♪ Po' te siente 'e disturba' Tu vuo' fa' ll'american ♪ 504 00:27:26,790 --> 00:27:28,878 ♪ Tu vuo' fa' ll'american ♪ 505 00:27:28,878 --> 00:27:33,554 ♪ whiskey and soda e rocchenroll whiskey and soda e rocchenroll ♪ 506 00:27:33,554 --> 00:27:36,100 ♪ whiskey and soda e rocchenroll ♪ 507 00:27:51,924 --> 00:27:53,844 Colonel Korn, sir. 508 00:27:53,844 --> 00:27:55,264 What can I do for you? 509 00:27:55,264 --> 00:27:57,017 I was just checking in, sir, 510 00:27:57,017 --> 00:27:58,896 about my, uh‐‐ my discharge papers. 511 00:27:58,896 --> 00:28:01,192 ‐ Ah, yes. It was, uh‐‐ 512 00:28:01,192 --> 00:28:03,656 It was almost the next thing I was getting to. 513 00:28:03,656 --> 00:28:06,119 ‐ Oh, that's great, sir. ‐ This was‐‐ 514 00:28:06,119 --> 00:28:08,791 Remind me, you were‐‐ you were at 50 missions, huh? 515 00:28:08,791 --> 00:28:11,964 ‐ Correct, sir. ‐ Oh. 516 00:28:11,964 --> 00:28:15,304 Oh, that could be a problem. Hmm. 517 00:28:15,304 --> 00:28:16,890 ‐ Why would that be a problem, sir? 518 00:28:16,890 --> 00:28:18,853 ‐ Well, the missions were raised last night. 519 00:28:18,853 --> 00:28:19,980 Didn't you hear? 520 00:28:22,192 --> 00:28:23,904 ‐ No, uh, sir. 521 00:28:23,904 --> 00:28:25,575 I was in Algeria, sir. 522 00:28:25,575 --> 00:28:27,453 But‐‐ but this was already‐‐ these were already put‐‐ 523 00:28:27,453 --> 00:28:29,332 ‐ Yeah, but the paperwork hasn't been processed yet, 524 00:28:29,332 --> 00:28:31,629 as apparently is the case in this instance. 525 00:28:31,629 --> 00:28:33,298 My apologies. 526 00:28:33,298 --> 00:28:35,845 And technically speaking, you haven't been discharged. 527 00:28:35,845 --> 00:28:37,641 And if you haven't been discharged, 528 00:28:37,641 --> 00:28:40,563 then technically speaking, you're still on active duty. 529 00:28:40,563 --> 00:28:42,609 And if you're still on active duty, 530 00:28:42,609 --> 00:28:45,990 then technically speaking, you still have to fly 531 00:28:45,990 --> 00:28:47,911 the number of missions required of you 532 00:28:47,911 --> 00:28:49,623 before you can be discharged. 533 00:28:49,623 --> 00:28:53,673 And as of yesterday, that number is 55, my friend. 534 00:28:53,673 --> 00:28:55,593 ‐ But I did everything right. 535 00:28:55,593 --> 00:28:57,681 It's been such a busy week. 536 00:28:57,681 --> 00:28:59,810 That really is terrible timing. 537 00:28:59,810 --> 00:29:01,396 And, you know what? I sympathize. 538 00:29:01,396 --> 00:29:03,400 I do. But you know what? 539 00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:05,905 Think about it this way, right? 540 00:29:05,905 --> 00:29:07,534 Only five more to go. 541 00:29:07,534 --> 00:29:11,207 Right? Yeah. 542 00:29:18,931 --> 00:29:21,737 What is it you're pretending is wrong this time? Hmm? 543 00:29:21,737 --> 00:29:24,735 ‐ I don't know. Uh, nothing. 544 00:29:26,697 --> 00:29:28,116 ‐ Well, did you manage to secretly fly 545 00:29:28,116 --> 00:29:29,452 all those missions? 546 00:29:29,452 --> 00:29:31,665 ‐ Yeah, actually, I did. 547 00:29:31,665 --> 00:29:33,042 And then they raised them again. 548 00:29:37,426 --> 00:29:40,600 ‐ Well, you knew they would. 549 00:29:43,229 --> 00:29:45,358 You expend a lot of energy, don't you? 550 00:29:45,358 --> 00:29:46,987 ‐ Apparently so. 551 00:29:46,987 --> 00:29:49,785 ‐ Seems to me that you expend a lot of energy 552 00:29:49,785 --> 00:29:52,331 railing against things that you can't control. 553 00:29:52,331 --> 00:29:54,335 ‐ And who says I can't control 'em? 554 00:29:55,755 --> 00:29:57,926 ‐ This is war. 555 00:29:57,926 --> 00:30:01,182 It's a law of nature that war concentrates power in the hands 556 00:30:01,182 --> 00:30:03,061 of those most likely to abuse it. 557 00:30:03,061 --> 00:30:06,025 Can't overcome that power while the war's still on. 558 00:30:06,025 --> 00:30:07,319 You just gotta hope for it to end. 559 00:30:07,319 --> 00:30:09,574 ‐ Oh, it's gonna end. 560 00:30:09,574 --> 00:30:11,787 I just still wanna be alive when it does. 561 00:30:14,166 --> 00:30:19,886 ‐ Or, maybe rather than simply hoping for it to end, 562 00:30:19,886 --> 00:30:23,142 you could just fly your missions. 563 00:30:23,142 --> 00:30:24,729 Do whatever you can to end it yourself. 564 00:30:27,442 --> 00:30:30,156 Maybe. 565 00:30:30,156 --> 00:30:33,162 ‐ Or maybe you can mind your own business. 566 00:30:50,615 --> 00:30:53,036 ‐ Yo‐Yo. 567 00:30:53,036 --> 00:30:55,206 I wanted to ask you something. ‐ Oh, yeah? 568 00:30:55,206 --> 00:30:56,793 What's that? 569 00:30:56,793 --> 00:30:59,549 ‐ I'm gonna ask Clara to marry me. 570 00:30:59,549 --> 00:31:01,135 ‐ Nately‐‐ ‐ Well, what do you think? 571 00:31:02,262 --> 00:31:05,770 ‐ I think you're 24 years old, and she's a prostitute. 572 00:31:05,770 --> 00:31:07,732 ‐ Yeah, so? I love her. 573 00:31:07,732 --> 00:31:09,234 Doesn't that mean something? 574 00:31:09,234 --> 00:31:11,740 ‐ It means you're not thinking straight. 575 00:31:11,740 --> 00:31:14,495 ‐ I've never felt clearer. 576 00:31:14,495 --> 00:31:16,750 ‐ So you're gonna marry an Italian whore, 577 00:31:16,750 --> 00:31:18,378 you're gonna make a straight woman of her, 578 00:31:18,378 --> 00:31:20,758 and you're gonna drag her home to Connecticut? 579 00:31:20,758 --> 00:31:22,219 ‐ Connecticut? 580 00:31:22,219 --> 00:31:24,056 What the hell is the matter with you? 581 00:31:24,056 --> 00:31:26,812 No, this is all amazing. Here. 582 00:31:26,812 --> 00:31:29,066 The life is amazing. Sex is amazing. 583 00:31:29,066 --> 00:31:31,738 Italy is the greatest. We're gonna win the war. 584 00:31:31,738 --> 00:31:34,076 And then I'm gonna use the GI Bill to stay here, 585 00:31:34,076 --> 00:31:35,913 marry Clara, and open a restaurant. 586 00:31:35,913 --> 00:31:37,499 ‐ You know how this works, don't you? 587 00:31:37,499 --> 00:31:40,506 You pay her money, and she doesn't love you. 588 00:31:43,302 --> 00:31:46,350 ‐ Well, you weren't there. What would you know? 589 00:31:46,350 --> 00:31:47,854 Nothing. Nothing. 590 00:31:47,854 --> 00:31:49,691 Oh, fuck, buddy. 591 00:31:49,691 --> 00:31:51,862 You know, I was gonna ask you to be my best man and all. 592 00:31:51,862 --> 00:31:52,864 Look at this thing. 593 00:31:55,870 --> 00:31:57,623 ‐ You're 24. She's a prostitute. 594 00:31:57,623 --> 00:31:59,293 ‐ But she's a prostitute now. 595 00:31:59,293 --> 00:32:01,088 She won't be once I've married her. 596 00:32:02,675 --> 00:32:05,180 Dang, buddy, I am telling you something big here. 597 00:32:11,150 --> 00:32:12,444 ‐ You're right. 598 00:32:13,614 --> 00:32:15,408 This is great. 599 00:32:15,408 --> 00:32:16,953 I'll be your best man. 600 00:32:16,953 --> 00:32:18,039 I'm sorry. 601 00:32:18,039 --> 00:32:19,041 I'm very happy for you. 602 00:32:23,509 --> 00:32:24,803 ‐ Thank you. 603 00:32:39,414 --> 00:32:41,001 How are we looking? 604 00:32:41,001 --> 00:32:42,630 - Holding. - Copy that. 605 00:32:42,630 --> 00:32:44,007 That's what you said a minute ago. 606 00:32:44,007 --> 00:32:45,678 Nothing's changed. We're holding. 607 00:32:45,678 --> 00:32:46,930 ‐ Hey, that's the river, though, right? 608 00:32:46,930 --> 00:32:48,307 ‐ Yeah, that's the river. 609 00:32:48,307 --> 00:32:49,309 So, is that the bridge? 610 00:32:49,309 --> 00:32:51,230 ‐ No, different bridge. 611 00:32:51,230 --> 00:32:52,859 ‐ Well, how do you know we're talking about the same bridge? 612 00:32:52,859 --> 00:32:54,654 I'm talking about that bridge. 613 00:32:54,654 --> 00:32:56,031 I don't know what bridge you're talking about, 614 00:32:56,031 --> 00:32:57,535 but it's not the bridge I mean. 615 00:32:57,535 --> 00:32:58,829 But this is the river, right? 616 00:32:58,829 --> 00:33:00,039 I can't see any other bridges. 617 00:33:00,039 --> 00:33:01,500 ‐ 'Cause we're not there yet. 618 00:33:01,500 --> 00:33:02,628 How far are we, goddamn it? 619 00:33:02,628 --> 00:33:03,755 ‐ Close. ‐ What? 620 00:33:03,755 --> 00:33:04,799 ‐ I said we're close. 621 00:33:04,799 --> 00:33:05,801 ‐ Close to what? 622 00:33:05,801 --> 00:33:07,137 The river or the bridge? 623 00:33:07,137 --> 00:33:08,599 I'm seeing the river down there. 624 00:33:08,599 --> 00:33:10,686 ‐ Come on, guys. Keep it together up there. 625 00:33:10,686 --> 00:33:12,063 ‐ Come again, Bouncin' Betty, over. 626 00:33:12,063 --> 00:33:14,484 ‐ I'm seeing the river down there. 627 00:33:14,484 --> 00:33:15,946 ‐ He ain't talking to you, Yo‐Yo. 628 00:33:15,946 --> 00:33:18,911 ‐ This is 7344, approaching target, over. 629 00:33:18,911 --> 00:33:20,205 What's going on? 630 00:33:20,205 --> 00:33:21,541 ‐ Bouncin' Betty, do you read me? 631 00:33:21,541 --> 00:33:23,336 This is 7344 approaching target. 632 00:33:23,336 --> 00:33:24,714 ‐ What's going on with Bouncin' Betty? 633 00:33:24,714 --> 00:33:25,674 Bouncin' Betty's been hit! 634 00:33:25,674 --> 00:33:27,260 She's going down! 635 00:33:27,260 --> 00:33:28,805 ‐ Bouncin' Betty, that's Orr's plane, isn't it? 636 00:33:28,805 --> 00:33:31,018 Hey‐‐ hey, Aarfy, Bouncin' Betty is Orr's plane. 637 00:33:31,018 --> 00:33:32,730 ‐ Yossarian, are you on a steady heading? 638 00:33:32,730 --> 00:33:35,318 We're approaching. ‐ Yes, I'm on a steady heading. 639 00:33:35,318 --> 00:33:36,613 Um, is that the bridge? 640 00:33:36,613 --> 00:33:38,324 What's‐‐ what's Orr saying? 641 00:33:38,324 --> 00:33:40,286 ‐ Who's Orr? ‐ The Bouncin' Betty pilot. 642 00:33:40,286 --> 00:33:42,875 ‐ He says both engines are out. He's taking it over the water. 643 00:33:42,875 --> 00:33:45,046 Yossarian, what's your drift angle? 644 00:33:45,046 --> 00:33:46,591 ‐ Uh‐‐ 645 00:33:46,591 --> 00:33:47,885 Uh, 12 degrees. 646 00:33:47,885 --> 00:33:49,304 ‐ You gonna correct that? 647 00:33:49,304 --> 00:33:50,348 Yes, I'm gonna correct that. 648 00:33:50,348 --> 00:33:51,518 Affirmative. 649 00:33:51,518 --> 00:33:52,645 That's affirmative. 650 00:33:52,645 --> 00:33:53,981 ‐ What's affirmative? 651 00:33:53,981 --> 00:33:55,358 ‐ He ain't talking to you, Yo‐Yo! 652 00:33:55,358 --> 00:33:56,820 ‐ I was talking to Bouncin' Betty. 653 00:33:56,820 --> 00:33:58,072 They're gonna ditch. 654 00:33:58,072 --> 00:34:00,159 ‐ Shit. 655 00:34:00,159 --> 00:34:01,663 Yossarian, that's the bridge. 656 00:34:01,663 --> 00:34:02,873 Are you releasing? 657 00:34:02,873 --> 00:34:04,752 ‐ What? That's the bridge? 658 00:34:04,752 --> 00:34:07,215 Yeah, that's the bridge. That's the fucking bridge. 659 00:34:07,215 --> 00:34:08,384 ‐ Fuck! 660 00:34:08,384 --> 00:34:09,469 What happened? 661 00:34:09,469 --> 00:34:11,098 ‐ He didn't drop the bombs. 662 00:34:11,098 --> 00:34:13,562 He didn't drop the fucking bombs. 663 00:34:13,562 --> 00:34:15,899 Yankee Doodle, did you miss your target and drop? 664 00:34:15,899 --> 00:34:18,070 Yes, yes, drop. God damn it. 665 00:34:18,070 --> 00:34:19,156 God, son of a bitch. 666 00:34:19,156 --> 00:34:20,366 God damn it. 667 00:34:32,223 --> 00:34:33,602 ‐ Hey, did they hit the bridge? 668 00:34:33,602 --> 00:34:35,229 Let's take a look. 669 00:34:44,331 --> 00:34:46,043 They were following your lead, Yossarian. 670 00:34:46,043 --> 00:34:47,045 They released too late. 671 00:34:47,045 --> 00:34:48,339 ‐ Shit. 672 00:34:48,339 --> 00:34:49,341 Stunning work, Yossarian. 673 00:34:49,341 --> 00:34:51,053 Stunning work. 674 00:34:51,053 --> 00:34:52,890 Cathcart'll have us straight back up here tomorrow. 675 00:34:57,399 --> 00:34:59,069 ‐ Fuck. 676 00:34:59,069 --> 00:35:00,071 Turn us around. 677 00:35:00,071 --> 00:35:01,574 What? 678 00:35:01,574 --> 00:35:02,993 Turn us around. We're going back. 679 00:35:02,993 --> 00:35:03,995 ‐ Oh, you gotta be kidding me, guys! 680 00:35:03,995 --> 00:35:05,123 ‐ Back where? 681 00:35:05,123 --> 00:35:06,125 Back to the target. 682 00:35:06,125 --> 00:35:07,252 ‐ But what for? 683 00:35:07,252 --> 00:35:08,254 To drop the bombs. 684 00:35:08,254 --> 00:35:09,841 ‐ Are you serious? 685 00:35:09,841 --> 00:35:11,803 ‐ Look, I didn't release, and they all missed. 686 00:35:11,803 --> 00:35:13,557 I'm really sorry, fellas. 687 00:35:13,557 --> 00:35:15,226 Let's just blow the Christ out of this fucking bridge 688 00:35:15,226 --> 00:35:17,105 and go home. ‐ Why don't we just go home? 689 00:35:17,105 --> 00:35:20,612 ‐ Because I'm not coming back up here tomorrow, all right? 690 00:35:20,612 --> 00:35:22,323 ‐ Motherfucker. 691 00:35:26,457 --> 00:35:27,877 ‐ This is Yankee Doodle. 692 00:35:27,877 --> 00:35:30,465 We are, uh‐‐ we're turning back to target 693 00:35:30,465 --> 00:35:32,845 and we'll catch up with you. 694 00:35:32,845 --> 00:35:34,347 Roger that, Yankee Doodle. 695 00:35:34,347 --> 00:35:35,809 Fly safe. 696 00:35:55,181 --> 00:35:56,851 ‐ Christ. 697 00:36:01,736 --> 00:36:02,947 ‐ God damn it. 698 00:36:02,947 --> 00:36:04,700 All right, holding at 4200. 699 00:36:04,700 --> 00:36:07,205 Yossarian approaching quickly. You got that? 700 00:36:07,205 --> 00:36:08,290 I got it. 701 00:36:10,419 --> 00:36:11,631 All right. 702 00:36:11,631 --> 00:36:14,094 Holding steady, 266. 703 00:36:14,094 --> 00:36:16,850 ‐ Okay, holding steady. Holding course. 704 00:36:16,850 --> 00:36:17,935 ‐ Holy shit. 705 00:36:17,935 --> 00:36:20,398 30 seconds to target. 706 00:36:20,398 --> 00:36:22,402 Holding. 707 00:36:22,402 --> 00:36:24,114 Hold. 708 00:36:24,114 --> 00:36:25,993 Come on, Yo‐Yo! 709 00:36:25,993 --> 00:36:28,205 Blast that bridge so we can get the fuck out of this shit! 710 00:36:30,501 --> 00:36:31,504 Hold. 711 00:36:33,592 --> 00:36:35,512 Hold. 712 00:36:37,056 --> 00:36:38,602 Hold still, you fuck. 713 00:36:42,610 --> 00:36:44,029 And... 714 00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:48,287 Release. 715 00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:53,297 ‐ And we're off. 716 00:36:53,297 --> 00:36:54,926 ‐ All right, get us out of here. 717 00:37:12,836 --> 00:37:15,842 Jesus Christ, what the fuck was that? 718 00:37:15,842 --> 00:37:18,097 ‐ Yo‐Yo! ‐ Nately! 719 00:37:18,097 --> 00:37:20,309 Nately, are you okay? 720 00:37:20,309 --> 00:37:22,731 Yo‐Yo! No! 721 00:37:37,553 --> 00:37:39,055 Oh, fuck. 722 00:37:39,055 --> 00:37:41,602 Yo‐Yo! Yo‐Yo, throw me something! 723 00:37:41,602 --> 00:37:44,692 ‐ Oh! Nately! 724 00:37:44,692 --> 00:37:46,863 Hang on! 725 00:37:46,863 --> 00:37:48,950 Nately! 726 00:37:48,950 --> 00:37:51,455 Nately, hold on! 727 00:37:51,455 --> 00:37:53,793 Come on! Give me your hand! 728 00:37:53,793 --> 00:37:55,839 Come on, I'm stuck! Yo‐Yo, please! 729 00:37:55,839 --> 00:37:57,467 - Come on! - God damn it! 730 00:37:57,467 --> 00:37:58,595 ‐ Yo‐Yo, please! 731 00:37:58,595 --> 00:38:00,682 ‐ Hey, get me a rope! 53522

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