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[Sound of a man laughing]

Terrible, Mahmoud Yassin is terrible.

What?

[English] I'm sorry if I woke you up.
I honestly thought you were dead.

By the way, I didn't wake up because of your voice.

I woke up because it is impossible
To make you laugh, “Mahmoud Yassin.”

This is Ismail Yassin.

So I will laugh more. [He laughs]

[English] I know.
But I was just confused by the name.

Haven't you been to Egypt for a long time?

[English] Yes, almost 20 years.

20 years!
- [English] Yes.

You must not know anything at all.

[English] No, what are you saying?

[In English] My father told me a lot about her.

But for your information, he is dead.

God rest his soul.
God bless you.

Good night.
- [English] Okay.

Where have we been?

What is with you? Weren't you sleeping in [English]
"United States" at all?

No, but I had a lot of work.

- What do you do, by the way?
- I work [in English] as a photographer.

What is this? Did you take that photo?

[English] Yes.

What is the reason for your coming to Egypt?
Work, visit, or stability?

The 3 reasons. I came for these 3 reasons.

I have a [English] photography exhibition
in New York".

So I thought I would make an exhibition
About [English] “Egypt”, understand?

Also, God willing, I will settle here.

hopefully. In [English] “Egypt”.

I feel very happy because I will spend it
The remaining few days of Ramadan.

And Iftar and Suhoor, [in English] Do you understand?

I also really want to
Watching “Nelly” Fawazir. [He laughs]

No, it no longer exists.

- What no longer exists?
- There are no more fawazir, it is over.

Did they succeed in solving them all?

So what does Nelly do now?

She will soon appear in the movie [English] Action,
She devotes herself to him completely.

Good night.

Again, will you sleep again?
[English] Okay.

What happened?

I don't know, it's clearly a result of the fire.

- Fire?
Yes.

- Then turn it off because I want to sleep.
- [English] Okay.

Why do you cover me as if someone died in an accident?

- Not me, but you were reading the newspaper.
What happened?

[English] I'm sorry.

[English] Sir, please.

[English] Thank you.

Help yourself.
- [English] Thank you.

[English] Sorry.
I want the document for foreigners.

- I hold an American passport.
Yes.

- Here you go.
- [English] Thank you.

[English] Sorry, I'm pregnant too
[English] American passport.

But I did not bring it with me, and I carry
Egyptian passport, is there a problem?

No, no problem, but you had to bring it.

-So there is no problem?
- No, not at all. But why didn't you bring it?

Why would I bring him and be treated as a foreign national
While I am in my country?

Yes, correct. [He laughs]

[English] Okay.

What is this? It's not...it's in Arabic, it's not in it
[English] Absolutely English.

Yes, of course. [He laughs]

Your document [in English] In English.

Because I carry
[English] American passport. [He laughs]

[The man] But you are good at speaking the Egyptian dialect.

Credit goes to Egyptian films and series.

I see it a lot while I'm there.

So you feel that I am fluent in Arabic.

- Yes, that's clear.
- [In English] Yes, I know.

[The flight attendant speaks in English]
Good morning ladies and gentlemen,

The captain announced our arrival
To our final destination, Cairo.

Please make sure the seats are ok
The tables are vertical,

Please make sure to connect
Seat belts tight...

[Sound of plane landing]

EgyptAir"

[English] Goodbye.

[coughs hard]

What?
What is with you?

[English] Sorry.

Prepare for trouble.

No, this is just due to the difference in pressure.
[coughs hard]

-And when do you intend to return?
- [English] Hello.

I will spend the month of Ramadan and Eid,
For several days, then I will come back.

- [In English] Well, by the way...
- [English] Please.

- Yes, [in English] Okay.
no.

no, go ahead.
- No, [in English] Okay. [laughing]

- Are you together?
- No, we are not together.

- Each of us is alone.
- Please wait behind the line.

[English] Okay. [He laughs]

[English] Thank you.

Where is the exit stamp? When did you leave Egypt?

[in English] I think it was night.

Was that before or after the series?

[English] I don't remember, but...
That was 20 years ago.

“Egyptian Sayed Al Arabi.”

Please, check [in English] that passport.
And wait for me here aside.

[English] Okay.

Did you take this pillow off the plane?

[English] No, this is not a pillow. that it...

Especially for... [in English] my laptop.

OK here you go.
- [English] Okay.

[English] Please.

- [Officer] You are the one called...
- "Egyptian", "Egyptian Sayed Al Arabi".

Enlightened Egypt.

[in English] “Limousine,” Professor?

[in English] “Limousine,” Professor?

"Limousine."

"Limousine!"

- [Man] “Limousine”!
- [In English] Excuse me?

- [In English] “Limousine,” Professor?
- [English] Yes.

[English] It's the best car.

- [English] Thank you.
- [In English] Welcome.

- I wanted to go to a hotel called...
- Would you like to go?

I do not accept Egyptian passengers.
[English] Foreigners only.

Why? What's wrong with the Egyptians?

They bargain, argue, and underpay

And they invent any nonsense.

What's this? I don't understand anything at all.
Are you Egyptian?

As long as you don't understand anything, I will connect you.

[English] Welcome. 100 complete?

Let's go.
- [English] Thank you.

So is your car,
[English] Salon or truck?

- What is the second option?
- [English] Truck.

[English] Truck, it's that car
Which has a door that you send and it returns to you.

I send him and he returns to me empty-handed?
What is that door?

A door... that is called the Farrar Gate.

- Fleeing?
Yes.

- You mean Jarrar?
Yes. Tractor.

- This is exactly my car.
- [English] Okay.

what is this? It's not a truck.

I asked you if your car is a truck?
And I said yes. This is not a truck.

I asked you what the truck is.
She answered me that it was the one with the escape door.

There he is, he's a fugitive, isn't he?

Yes, it really flutters. [English] Okay.
I had to be more precise in my words.

[English] Okay.

Where do I ride?

- Ride in the front seat.
- [English] Okay.

Where did I throw this?

[Sound of Maghrib call to prayer]

[Driver] I will break my fast with beans. Would you hit me?

["Egyptian"] Strike? Meaning eater?
Am I eating now? [He laughs]

[English] Hey, just so you know...

I was missing beans so much.

- This is fava beans with sauce, right?
- Yes, with licorice.

[English] Okay. I would forget,
How much does a sandwich cost?

- 60 pounds.
- 60 pounds? [English] Okay.

Yes, but [in English] I'm sorry.
I don't carry Egyptian money.

That's okay, I will change your currency for you so you don't get scammed.

Am I being scammed?

No, you don't know me then.
I can scam an entire country.

- But tell me, what is the price of the dollar?
- Two pounds.

Okay, we want to get some water.

We also attend
Some rice pudding and sweets.

decent.
Yes!

[English] Thank you. How much does water cost?

No, water is cheap and easy. 30 pounds.

[English] Okay. These 3...

one thousand. [English] Okay.
That's a thousand pounds, right? [English] Thank you.

Where should we throw these things?
Where do I throw this and where do I throw that?

Give it to me.

[English] You! What do you do? to stop!

- What was this behavior you did in the street?
- No, there is someone to clean and sweep. [He laughs]

We have to look for something to throw it into.
[English] Please.

He laughs]
-Are you still laughing?

[English] Wow!

[Driver] It's okay.

Basbousa is very delicious.

I do not know what to say to you.

I don't carry anything else. It's okay, hey.

Can you change me another dollar?
[English] Agreed?

Now it's baklava time!

Can I make a call from your mobile phone?

[English] Yes, that's okay, okay.

Help yourself.

[Laughs] What is this?

Do you carry a phone room in your pocket? [He laughs]

[car horn sound]

[English] Slow down,
Thus, we may have a collision.

- He's a fool!
- It's okay, the road is crowded.

Give it to me, I'll make the call for you.
[English] Agreed?

- [English] Zero.
- [English] Zero.

- [In English] Two.
- [English] Two?

Yes.

- Yes, [in English] Any one and one, okay.
Yes.

15...
- [English] Okay.

[English] Wait!

He laughs]

- You finished 15?
- I finished 15, yes. [He laughs]

[Driver] No, when I come I will explain everything to you.

I've got a passenger you'll like.

I'll end the call now so it won't be long.

No, I won't be late.

[English] Damn, what is this?

Sorry, I used to leave my cell phone at home.

Because she is sick,
I like to check on her from time to time.

-What do I have to do with that?
- I put you here because I'm not allowed to enter.

- My taxi.
- [English] Okay.

- Let me bear the cost for you this time.
- [English] Okay.

[English] Thank you.

What is this crazy person? Oh Pasha!

Oh Pasha!

What?
- The fare.

fare? Didn't you say, "Let me carry it for you?"

Is this exactly what you understood?

It was a false invitation. That is, not real.

[English] Okay.
So you say nonsense that you don't mean.

Catch. Help yourself.
What is this? I want 100 dollars.

That is, 200 pounds?

No, do you think I'm an idiot?

- Will you take it or will I leave?
decent.

When you're smart, will you be smart on me?
Where will you flee from me?

"Egypt" is all room and hall.

Nationality is so different.

We will need your passport
The American you booked with from “America”.

I didn't bring it with me. I brought my Egyptian passport.

Yes.

I don't understand, what's the problem?
[English] It's okay...

We can cancel your reservation from America.
We book [in English] with an Egyptian passport.

We cannot cancel your reservation because it is paid
[English] Indeed. He must cancel it himself.

[English] We are the same person.

He and I are the same human being.

[In English] I'm sorry, sorry.
But to me you are two people, an American and an Egyptian.

[English] Oh my God.

[English] Okay. Can you book me?
With this passport, which room should I sleep in? I'm tired.

I'm so sorry, Professor Masry.
But actually I don't have any free room.

[English] What should I do then?

You can book in any other hotel.

- Are you a Saudi, my dear?
- [English] No.

- Kuwaiti?
- [English] No.

- Bahraini, Your Honor?
No, I'm Egyptian.

Egypt? Oh white day, oh regret.
Why didn't you say that from the beginning? I'm in your serves.

- Let's start completely over.
- [English] Well, thank you.

room...

unfortunately. I don't have any room available, sorry.

[English] No, please...
I'm ready to do anything.

Let me be Japanese. [English] Well,
I'm originally Japanese, [in English] Look.

But I was resting my eyes a little.

I have a royal suite available.
At $2,000 per night, multiplied by 5.5.

[English] What?

You thief.

- Do I regret it?
I do not mean you.

But I mean another thief.

[English] Well, book it.

[English] Damn.

May I order you breakfast?

[in English] Wow. "Egypt".

I am coming.

Yes!

[English] Hello.

- [English] Hello.
- [In English] Hello, sir.

- [English] Hello.
- [English] Hello.

[English] I would like to rent a car, please.

- [In English] Are you a hotel guest?
- [In English] Yes, room 24.

[English] Okay.

- [English] Sorry. Are you Egyptian?
Yes, I am Egyptian.

Then you must sign a blank receipt for us.

[English] Okay.

I thought you were a foreigner, man.
Your hair is foreign. [He laughs]

- Because I was just living abroad.
- Sure, go ahead. Thank God for your safety, regret.

Well, I want a four-wheel drive car.

[English] Four-wheel drive.
[English] Okay. Help yourself.

This is a 2010 Chevrolet Captiva.
[English] Full specifications.

I also want it to be fitted
[in English] Global Positioning System.

"Global Positioning System"?
Yes, you mean [in English] navigation system?

- [In English] Excuse me?
- [English] Navigation system.

- Navigation system.
- [English] “System”... Yes, okay.

- Ah, "navigation system" for the title.
Yes.

- [Laughs] [English] Okay.
- [English] Okay.

["Egyptian"] "Pyramid".

[English] Okay.

[English robotic voice] "The Pyramid."

[English robotic voice] "The Pyramid."

[English robotic voice] "The Pyramid."

[English robotic voice] "The Pyramid."

[English robotic voice] "The Pyramid."

Is this the "pyramid"?

[English robotic voice] "The Pyramid."

- [English robotic voice] “The Pyramid.”
- Enough.

- Stop lying.
- [English robotic voice] “The Pyramid.”

What should I write to reach my destination?

What's wrong with the recorder?
What's wrong with him?

[English] Registrar?
I don't know, his voice is a little low.

Hurrah! The holiday is gone [in English] Thank you.

Is everything okay?
- [English] Thank you.

-Do you want something else?
- [English] Thank you.

God protect you.
- [English] Thank you.

[English] Registered?

Please, I just wanted to know
How do I get to the "Pyramid".

What brought you here?

Let Astraet walk along.

- [English] What?
- "Astraet."

[In English] you mean forward.

Then the "lutern" turns around and comes back again.

- What Alf?
- "Lutern."

- [English] The turning point.
- It seems that you do not understand English.

[bike engine sound]

What is this?

What is this?

[Song "Sweet, My Country"]

[Sound of car horns]

I don't know how to walk.

Excuse me, how do I get to Al-Haram?

I can not do anything?

no!

[“Egyptian” shouts]

Walk along?

[in English] Wow. And finally.
[English] Hurray!

[English] Oh my God.

folk music]

Excuse me, I wanted to ride a horse...
I rent a horse.

Just this? You're welcome, my cousin.
I'm in your serves.

Here's my business card.

Help yourself.
- [English] Thank you.

Sorry. Bring the Rahwan, Abdullah.

Quickly [English] Please.

- You are Lebanese, right?
- [In English] No, I am Egyptian.

Egypt?
Yes.

From Egypt"?
Yes.

Or the world? Hello my cousin.

Boy, the second “mortgage”.

What? the second.

Thanks.
- [English] Sorry.

why did you stop?

Move.

Right, I'm sorry. Come on, walk.

Walk.

Walk.

Aren't you Egyptian? I walk.

So shall I carry you?

[phone ringing sound]

Hello?

How does my horse turn?

Staring at the ground as if he had lost something?

Why did you give me such an old model?

Wow, did “Al-Rahawan” do that to you?

Which "mortgage"? He needs a wheelchair.

- [Horse sound]
- [English] What is this?

I also think that the radiator has a hole.

hole? So tell him, "Come on, Zico."
Go to the stable,” and he will run you straight away.

No, you tell him. The horse is with you on the phone.

[English] Talk to him.

His father wants to tell him something.

[Horse owner's voice] Come on, Zico.
Get to the stable quickly, Zico.

- [Sound of horse neighing]
- [In English] No, stop.

[English] Stop, come on, come back here.

[English] Stop running
Zico, please.

[English] Don't leave me alone.

[English] Please, Zico.

[English] Yes.

Hello.
And may peace be upon you.

[in English] Where are my shoes?

[English] No.

My shoes weren't so holey.

- Of course you can't find it, son.
- No, did you take her inside?

- May God compensate you.
What? Lost?

Didn't actually put it. But it was stolen.

What? stolen?

- So how will I walk now?
- Take that clog and go home with it.

- Clogs?
What? Don't you know him?

Weren't you hit by it in your childhood?

[English] No.

- [English] Thank you. How much do clogs cost?
- No, it's free.

-Seriously?
Yes.

- [English] Well, thank you.
He laughs]

- [clog sound]
- [In English] Damn it!

- Sorry, his voice is terrible.
He laughs]

- [English] Okay, thanks.
Hello.

Wait, son. Let's see what this disaster does
Early in the morning.

[English] You, move.

- [In English] What is your nationality?
I'm Egyptian.

Egypt? So get all that stuff and pack it up.

- [English] Wait, what's going on?
-Do you have a permit to photograph?

a permit? No, no one told me that.

no one told me?
indeed.

Didn't anyone tell you that you were walking with a loaded gun?
[English] With a close-up lens?

- [English] What's going on?
- [English] What order? Why do you talk like that?

Crooked and wearing shorts
Do you carry mineral water?

What does all this have to do with the clogs you wear?
Take this boy to have fun with him, get him in the car.

- [In English] Hey, buddy!
Let's go!

- Pay attention to the camera!
- Shut up, you cold boy!

- [in English] Stupid!
- Come on, ride!

What is this scum?

- He replied to the Pasha.
- [In English] Damn it!

What do you do?
- [Officer] Boy!

I am waiting! What do you think yourself?

When i talk to you...
- [In English] Damn it!

Look at me, son.
I need any proof of your identity.

Or you know someone
He carries an ID card to come and vouch for you.

- Squat here.
-What does it mean to squat?

- [Screaming] Stop pretending to be stupid!
- [In English] I swear to you, I don't understand.

Make him squat, Sawy.
Until I go to breakfast and come back to him.

-Come, let me make you squat.
- [English] Okay.

voice mail"

Hello? [English] Hello.
May I speak to Radhi?

Yes, I am [in English] a customer.

[English] Hello Radhi, how are you?
I am an “Egyptian” who picked me up from the airport.

Hear me please. Actually I...

How do you describe the situation I am in now?

Tell them that you are under arrest at the station.

What did you not receive when I gave it to you and left?

Son, tell them you are under arrest
In the “Qasr al-Nil” section, you want someone to vouch for you.

[English] Okay. "Satisfied",
I am under arrest here in Qasr al-Nil station.

And I want someone to guarantee you...

Someone to hug me so I can walk.

please? [English] Okay.

[English] Thank you.

Did you rest, uncle? And they responded to you? Let's have breakfast then.

[English] Okay.

- Would you take some?
- [In English] No, thanks. I will eat here.

decent.

[in English] You know, I loved squats.

[English] Very healthy. Okay.

["Egyptian"] If only Radi would come. I wish he would come.

- Okay, regret. stand up.
- What, Sawy?

- Are you still here, son?
- [English] Yes.

- Did someone come to guarantee this boy?
- Someone will come soon, regret.

As soon as he finished the feast he was devouring,
Take him to the room for a walk.

Your command, Pasha.

[English] No, thanks. I don't want to take a walk.
I just want to get out. [English] Thank you.

Sorry, my love, for your first outing
You should go for a nice walk. Have a picnic, Sawy.

- Come so I can take you out.
-I don't want to take a walk.

[Teaser music]

[English] Hello guys.

[English] Hello.

[English] Wait, what did you do?

[English] Damn it, what about human rights?

[Whispers in English] Please.

Honestly, I don't remember you.

[Whispering] Didn't I tell you that Egypt is all a room and a hall?

[English] No, please.

So? Make up your mind, uncle. Will you guarantee it or not?

[Whispering] I was hiding some money
In [English] my underwear.

I will only remember your lower half like this.

- [In English] Damn it.
-They need your upper half.

- This is my upper half money.
- Give it to me so I can remember you completely.

[English] Okay, but then I wish
Don't tell me you want to remember my back?

from? "Egyptian" professor?
- [English] Thank you.

-You've changed a lot since yesterday.
Thank God.

That's enough for you both. Come on, take your things.
And you take your card,

Thank God we were able to bring it to you
From the people inside. Your camera is fine.

But we deleted the photos that were on it.

[English] What? Why did you do this?

- What, my love?
- How do you do that to my private photos?

I am an Egyptian citizen and have Egyptian rights!

And I am an Egyptian officer! The law gives me the right
When I doubt someone,

To arrest him, investigate him, and take the necessary action against him.

If it turns out that he is a criminal, blow him away!

[English] Okay.
It turned out that I was not a criminal and I was blown away!

Can you tell me what you will do now? Will you unload me?
[English] Okay, let me unload.

- Come on, unload me.
Present.

- Hey Moneim!
- No, [in English] Okay.

That's okay, I'll free myself.

Come on, Radhi.

- Come on, Radhi.
- Thank you, Pasha.

- Trust in God, my brother.
- [In English] Damn it.

I will send to get [in English] my passport
American, and I will take revenge on all of you.

And you are the first one I will take revenge on.

I?
Yes you!

- I just took you out of the department.
- Yes, but after what?

After he was extorted... What happened... After what...

She blackmailed me, [in English] Okay! You are a blackmailer!

By the way, they shouldn't call you "Radhi",
But "wate".

- "Watty"?
- Yes, Watty.

I am waiting!

Wait, Radhi.

You will only call me "Your Honor, Professor Radhi."

What did you say?

[English] What? "Your presence"?

Walk. I won't do it.

Go ahead. "Your presence". [He laughs]

Is the hotel still far away, Professor Radi?

Stop talking for a while. We agreed?

- [In English] Okay, Radhi.
Satisfied"?

Professor Radhi.

[loud clog sound]

[door knocking sound]

[door knocking sound]

[door knocking sound]

- [In English] Sir...
- [In English] Oh, shit.

- That envelope has arrived to you now.
- [English] Okay, thanks.

[dance music]

["Egyptian" speaks Spanish]
Goodbye, my friend.

[English] Hello, Radhi.

Well, can you...

I returned the car, [in English] Okay,
Because it remains the way.

Would you please stop by here?
Let's go do something together?

I will give you everything you ask for.

[English] Okay. See you soon.

- Good morning, regret.
- I want to leave, please.

What? Your Honor, has anything bothered you happened?

Sir, I am free!
A Japanese person wants to leave.

Under your command, but you are not Japanese,
But I am Egyptian, regret.

You are an American, my dear.

No, I'm Japanese.

- American, regret.
-Japanese or not?

Japanese, sorry.

Japanese.

I am Japanese.
To complete the departure procedures.

[English] Thank you.

I have that passport. American.
The man standing there is a thief.

They caught him.

What is this? Take your hands off me, you and him!

Help me, Egyptian. I know him!

Do you know me?

I don't know him at all.

[Whispering] I told you, “Egypt is all room and garden.”
Let them remember your back half then.

Is this how you treat me, Egyptian? decent.

Egypt"? No, I am from now on
My name is an Egyptian professor.

An Egyptian professor.

- Professor "Egyptian".
- [English] Yes.

Get lost. Go on your way.
It is impossible for me to call you a professor.

My beloved, Professor “Egyptian”. [He laughs]

Radhi, listen, I will give you 100 pounds a day.

To make it $50.

[English] Okay. Multiply $50
In 2 is 100 pounds.

- The dollar is equal to 5 and a half pounds.
- [English] Really?

- Its price has increased a lot. Wasn't it two pounds?
- [laughs carelessly]

decent. I will give you everything you ask for.

But please don't scam me again.

Not for nothing, but because I'm very clever.

We agreed, Professor Masry.

Well, that's go get [in English] your truck
I will bring the bag...

I cannot.
You know I can't come in here.

yes it is OK.
Go ahead of me and I'll get the bag and join you.

- We agreed, Masry.
- [English] What?

- Professor "Egyptian".
- Don't forget, [in English] okay?

- Professor "Egyptian".
OK Go. [He laughs]

[dog barking loudly]

It turns out he understands.

[Sound of suitcase wheels dragging]

Why did you leave the hotel, Professor Masry?

Because its prices are very high.

By the way, from those sitting
In the back seat, Radhi?

[Laughs] He provided and came to me.

I don't understand why you defraud foreigners.

Believe me, they are Egyptians just like us.

What is this?

What is this? Who is singing to me? who are you?
- ["Radhi" laughs]

It's Nancy Ajram.

-Is she Egyptian?
- No, from Kuwait.

[English] Wow!

What is this?

[Officer] Where are your licenses?

O Pasha, he is the one who came into contact with me.
I was stopping, he was the one who hit me, he was wrong!

I saw it all. Your licenses please!

Help yourself.

Don't leave your place.

- Something happened in Arabic, Radhi?
- Your licenses?

Sorry, he'll take it now, for sure...

He will be fined $50.
- We are deeply sorry, regret. Help yourself.

What is this?

O Pasha, he will leave like this and my right will be lost!

What right are you talking about?

What right? Step aside, Radi.

Don't be afraid, Radi, don't worry. I will give you your rights.

Who will you repay? Who is the pasha?

- [Laughs carelessly] I am Egyptian.
-So what?

Egyptian and officer? Egyptian and prosecutor?

Do I have to be Egyptian and something else?
So I can get my rights back?

Pasha, don't the police serve the people?

These are words from the past, my love.
Now the police and the people are at the service of the nation.

[English] Well,
Who was that person in the car, home?

- I don't want opposition. Your card.
- [English] Okay.

[English] Well, he left home
Leave, Radhi. The car's passenger was home.

Yes.

- I carry that.
- A ration card, “Egyptian”?

do not talk. Shut up.

Well, will you come with me to General?

naturally. Help yourself.
major General?

Do not be afraid. I assure you that I will give you your rights.
[English] Agreed?

Help yourself.
- Walk with me. Help yourself. Come on, Radhi.

Help yourself.

Music blaring]

- Ask whatever you want.
- I want that man's rights.

No, of course not. "Satisfied"?

If the man himself abandons his rights and leaves.

Because unfortunately he is Egyptian. But I am an American citizen.
[English] Agreed?

I want to get his rights back
Because no error was committed.

That is, you threaten us because you are an American citizen
[In English] And your passport protects you, so no one will touch you?

Right, exactly like that.

[English] Okay. I'm threatening you
Because I am an American citizen.

[screaming] [in English] And my passport protects me
No one can touch me. [English] Agreed?

Well, can you say that?
On the loudspeaker so that the soldiers are afraid of you?

[English] Okay.

I am a US citizen [English]
My passport protects me and no one can touch me.

[English] Agreed?

Did you see how they were afraid?

Music blaring]

You!

are you American?

Yes sir, yes, I said so!

I am an American [in English] and my passport protects me
And no one can touch me, okay?

May I add something else? And I can hit
Anyone with shoes! [English] Agreed?

What is this heat? What is that air?

[English] Hurray! This is what is required
Guys! True, you are right!

You must express your opinions
And organize demonstrations, right!

You must regain your rights!

"Down with America"

Yes, but do not exaggerate in recovering your rights.

- American then? correct?
- [English] No.

I am waiting. [English] My passport
He is American. But I am Egyptian.

Yes, I'm an ordinary Egyptian, look,
Plus, my name is “Egyptian”!

I am Egyptian and my father is Egyptian. My brown color is Egyptian.

Yes, look at me. [English] And my passport
Doesn't protect me. [English] Agreed?

Any normal person could hit me with a shoe.

So normal. Believe me. It's even my favorite song

It is... I will tell you... it is the song "Nazli Ajram".

I know her words that say:
“I am Egyptian and my father is Egyptian.”

The song of the artist "Nancy Ajram" is also not memorized.

- I swear I'll memorize it.
no.

no! How do you do this?

Come down and get him, American.

[Teaser music]

[Sound of everyone screaming]

[Egyptian groans in pain] Oh!

Yes.

[English] Oh my God.

[English] Oh my God.

[English] Oh my God.

[English] My money?

[English] My damned passport?

[English] My phone? Oh, my God.

[English] Oh my God.

[English] What will I do?

[English] My damned passport.

[English] Damn.

[English] Hello.

- [English] Hello.
- Hello, regret. Good evening

[English] I would like to reserve a room, please.

Under your command, my dear, very much.

I ask your permission for the passport.

Because unfortunately, I deleted your data.

[English] Well, my God.

Can I tell you something? Come closer.

[English] My passport was lost. [He laughs]

- Egyptian or American?
Monday.

The American was lost, and the Egyptian flew.
I complimented him. [He laughs]

That is, your honor now
I am not Egyptian, Japanese, or American.

[Laughs] That is, you can consider me Korean.

Korea? No, I'm sorry, regret.
No proof of identity is required.

come on man. [English] Please.
This way I will sleep on the street.

I'm sorry. this is not allowed.

[Song "With Pen and Paper"]

Yes. O God, bless the Prophet.

“Eat and give thanks?”

[English] Sorry,
Is there no [English] menu?

What?
decent.

But what is this, did you all order the same food?

hopefully.

It's the same as [English] drinks,
And the same potatoes?

Satisfaction.

[English] For your information,
The style and idea of this restaurant is great.

be there [in English]
One table for everyone.

Thank God.

[Man] Good luck and recovery.
I don't want anyone to go away hungry.

Happy New Year.

Ramadan Kareem, guys.
Goodbye, Professor.

please.
- Flex me.

- The food is very sweet.
Bon Apetit.

[English] Thank you. But I don't know
Required price. I only carry 10 pounds with me.

What price? Do you want to waste my reward, my son?

Season's greetings.
Keep your money in your pocket. Ramadan kareem.

Come on, son. Get that stuff up there.

So I want to eat [in English] dessert.
Do you have dessert?

What was Radhi's number? I must remember him.

[in English] Zero, one, then one.

[English] Yes. Zero, one, then one...

[English] 5, okay?

Yes.

Yes.

One number left.

What was the last number?

- What was the last number? Yes.
- Good evening, Pasha.

Yes? I was trying to remember another one.

May God bless you and help me.
I am late in paying the rent for the room.

Do you have a room? Congratulations.

-Can I come and stay with you?
- I only lack that.

That's okay, don't you have a pen in that room?
I just need to remember a number to write down.

Take. Season's greetings.
- [Man] May God bless you, Mrs. Dina.

- Take it, you needy. My cheek.
- [Man] May God keep you, Mrs. Dina.

[Man] I want too. I did not take.

[Dina] will take everyone.

Do you distribute this lady
[English] Drugs or what?

Take it, Hajj.

Come here.
I?

Yes, come on, come here.

you come.
come up.

[English] Okay.

Take.

What is this?
meat.

Why do you distribute the meat?

[English] The freezer in our house is full.
So I thought I would distribute the meat.

Distribute it to the poor.

[English] Okay, thanks.
But I'm not poor.

who are you then?
- [In English] No, I am “Egyptian.”

So you poor thing, take the meat.

[In English] No, my name is “Egyptian”, okay?

But I am originally American.

What?
- [English] Yes.

Look, I'm an American.

What brought you to this miserable situation?

I was in a demonstration against America.

Did you come specifically from America to Egypt?
To participate in demonstrations?

[English] No, that's just what happened to me.

Honestly I didn't imagine the people here
They hate America so much.

Maybe because you're not good at imagination.

- Well, you are Egyptian, right?
- [Laughs carelessly] Yes.

So can I ask you something?

I want to go anywhere that makes connections.

No, this is difficult.

Come here. Get in the car with me and I'll prove it to you
The Egyptians are chivalrous. I will connect you. Come here.

[English] Thank you.

What do I do with that?

please?
Yes?

- Are you poor?
- We are all poor to God.

- Then go ahead.
- May God give you health and protect you from the evil of affliction.

The evil of harm suffices you, my son, and grants you health.

[English] Thank you. all of that?
[English] Thank you.

Do you see my situation now? decent.

- [English] Hello.
Welcome. Hello.

Are you a communications office?

- True, regret.
- Yes [in English] Okay.

Can I make a call?

No, sorry, we are a telecommunications company.

If you want to make a call or any call,
There's a kiosk outside where you can make a call.

- [In English] Okay, sorry.
- [English] Okay.

- [English] Thank you.
- Our balcony.

[English] Oh my God.

[English] Please, I want to make a call.

May God make it easy for you.

I want to make a call please?

Yes.
-And I want a bottle of water.

The price of a bottle of water is one and a half pounds.
You'll find it in the refrigerator here.

[English] Okay.
This is the number I want to talk to.

[English] Yes, but this number is incomplete.

I know, but I don't remember the rest of it.

Are you kidding, professor?
What's the number to finish it?

If it's not 1 or 2, it might be 3

Or possibly 4 if not 5,

- We try 6.
- In short, how many calls do you want to make?

I'll try, but definitely no more than 10.

Okay, give me that one under the bill.

Help yourself.
- [English] Okay.

[English] Okay.

What is this? This is the first time I've seen someone
He keeps it as a pet.

Why do you tie it like that? Does he bite?

If he had bitten, there wouldn't have been 3 other phones
It was stolen from me before.

[English] Okay.

- Hello?
- [Man] Hello?

- Shall I speak to “Radi”?
- [Man] “Radi” who?

There is no one here named "Radi".

1.

- Hello?
- [Man] Hello?

- Shall I speak to “Radi”?
- [Man] “Radi”? Hang up, you idiot.

[Laughs] 2.

["Egyptian"] May I speak to "Radi" please?

[Woman] Isn't "Abeer" suitable?

[The stall owner laughs] 3.

- Hello? May I speak to Radhi?
- [Man] Hello?

Did you say "Radi"? Stop opposing, son...

[Laughs] 4.

- Shall I speak to Radhi?
- 5.

- [Sound of a man coughing hard]
What is this?

Why reply when you're dying? Do not answer.

7.

- Shall I speak to “Radi”?
- [Man] Hang up, you asshole.

[Kiosk owner] 8.

- [English] Hello.
- [Razi] Yes?

Satisfied"?
Who is speaking?

I'm Egyptian".

- [Radhi] Hey “Egyptian”, where are you?
-We are all Egyptians.

["Razi"] I was looking for you.

Help me, Radi.

[English] Thank you, Radhi.
But in reality, this guy is losing money.

He sells a bottle of water for one and a half pounds, not 30.

[Radhi laughs]

I'm so hard, Radhi.

I was hard.

I don't know how I will live like this.

Normal, as all Egyptians live.

Radhi, would you stay next to me and help me?
So I know what to do next,

[English] Agreed? Please.

For the manly attitude and chivalry
Which I showed with me to the officer,

I will not leave you in your crisis.

What do you mean you won't leave me in your boots?

Drink, drink before the call to prayer.

What is this? You're really tough.

Yes in deed. [English] Yes.

[Sound of dawn call to prayer]

- Did you hear something?
- The call to prayer.

ride.

I'm so thirsty.

By the way, where is my camera and bag?

with me. ride.

[English] Thank you.

["Razi"] Of course you don't remember
The location of your old home and you will exhaust us searching.

["Egyptian"] No, of course I remember,
He's here in Cairo.

We've been searching for an hour.

Wandering through the streets, what is the end of it all?

What should I do? The features of all the streets have changed.

I don't remember which street.

[shrugs]

I remembered something.
Someone was passing under the house selling beans.

Green or muddamas?

Are you testing me again? Mudammas, of course.

And he passed every day.

I thought it was every two days. [He laughs]

Have mercy on my sick mother,
Try to remember something else.

Let's ask someone
About the name of the street that I don't remember?

Radhi, this is our street!

are you sure?

["Egyptian"] Of course, sure.

[English] I can't believe it!

[English] Praise be to God.

Come on quickly go there.

["Egyptian"] "Bustan Al-Ma... Oryx..." Street

"Spurs". Yes, Radhi.

This is our street, Radi.

That "Bustan Al-Mahmez" street.

This is our building. Here it is.

are you sure?
- Of course, Radhi, I'm sure.

I can forget anything in the world,

Except the building that played
And I grew up there when I was young, Radhi.

[English] Thank you very much.

I wish you hadn't grown up.

Hello.
- [In English] Thank you, Radhi.

He laughs]
[English] Okay man, it's okay, slow down.

Bustan Al-Mahamiz Street.

Does this mean that the residents there are spurs?

[English] Sorry. "Confused"?

"Confused"?

[English] Okay.

[English] Oh my God.

[English] Oh my God.

please. Isn't this building 6?

This is building number 26.

Yes, it's been 20 years, I'm definitely 26.

Does a person named "Saeed Awad" live here?

- “Saeed Takhtakh”?
- Yes, “Saeed Taktakh.”

-He lives here on the 26th.
- [English] Okay.

- Not at 6.
- [English] Thank you.

pardon.
- [English] Thank you. Wow!

She got very old

The Door.

the bell.

[English] Damn!

I made a mistake because I want to remember you.

[English] Damn!

[blow sound]

[Sound of a loud crash on the ground]

Yes.

Yes.

[English] Calm down.

who are you?

I wonder who we are, thief?

[English] No, I'm not a thief. I'm Egyptian".

I'm Egyptian".
-What does it mean that you are Egyptian?

Did we take you prisoner? you are a thief!

[English] No! I'm not a thief, I'm an Egyptian!

Fear God, do you steal even in Ramadan?

[English] Damn.

[English] Hello.

- [In English] Damn it.
- Boy, come here or he'll steal you.

[English] No, I'm not a thief!

I'm Egyptian".

- Sit down!
- Oh!

Oh. I am an “Egyptian Arab”.

You... you're happy ticking.

Wow, Saeed, do you befriend thieves?

Hey, mom.

- This is “Egyptian Arab.”
- [English] Yes!

- [English] Yes!
- I miss you, Masry. I miss you.

[English] It's okay, no kisses.

No kisses, Said.

Without kisses. [English] Damn!

How can a strange man sleep with us in the house?

If this were us and we were nominally married
And I see you by chance.

What will happen to us when the place becomes more crowded?

What is my relationship to this matter? Was I the one who invited him?

Or do you want to quarrel for no reason?

Do I quarrel for no reason? Don't you see what your mother is doing?

Your mother? Now you call her "your mother"?

Where did your "aunty" call go?

my aunt..."
- “Fair”?

Yes, aunt.

- Is something wrong, Monsef?
- No, my love, your safety.

May God protect you.

[English] Hello.

Have you seen my lantern?

- What lantern is that?
- It's Ramadan lantern.

- Who is that, “Ramadan”?
- Ramadan! This is Crombo.

“Crumbo.”

- You look like Crombo.
- No, but his cheeks are different.

[Laughs] And what is your name?

"A toaster."

enthusiasm".

How old are you, Hamasa?

"Sex."

"Sex."

No, "Sex."

- No, "Sex."
- No, "Sex."

- “Sex.”
- No, "Sex."

- Temporarily fix the door.
- [English] Okay.

I forgot to introduce you to the honorable family.
This is Abdel Monsef.

Hello.
- [In English] Hello, nice to meet you.

This is my sister, Ibtisam.
- [In English] Hello, hello.

What is this? What do you do?

-I will kiss her
- Accept her?

Yes.
calm down! I am her husband and I cannot kiss her.

[English] Okay.
You mean I should hug her without kissing her?

You should not hug or kiss her.
What is this severe trouble?

I understand your friend, Saeed.

He wants to kiss my wife!

Egyptian, we are not in America.
These things do not apply here.

[English] What?
No hugs or kisses?

No of course.

How do you live like this?

I forgot to introduce you to the little pedant.
Noosa, my sister.

From afar or can it be kissed?

do not accept. [English] Well, hello.
Only you can kiss, Saeed. [He laughs]

Ibtisam, take this piece of meat.

No, mom. I do not want it.

No, I'm tired of eating meat.
I will eat a bite of molokhiya.

- Take my mother, bring me some rice.
- Yes, my love.

Go on, Masry.

[English] Okay. I don't have a hanger.
Could you pass me a pendant?

- Yes, please.
- [English] Thank you

That was all. After the demonstration ended,

I opened my eyes
And I see nothing but black dots.

And, God willing, you intend to stay here for how long?

Is it possible [in English] juice?
That is, after I clean my apartment, I will leave immediately.

- No, he means here in “Egypt”.
- Yes, [in English] Okay.

[English] Thank you. In fact, Said.
I would like to move here permanently.

But of course after what happened to me,
I'll finish my work and go back to America again.

This is a good decision, by the way.

[English] Yes.

Right, how much money do you want from me?

Misery for you, Egyptian.
Do you want to pay for your stay with us?

[English] Yes, this is normal.
Shall I not eat and drink and sleep?

That is, if I visited you in America,
You're going to make me pay for my stay?

Of course.

It's okay, we won't take money from you when I visit you
In America, you don't charge for my stay.

We agreed?
- [In English] No, I live here.

- [Mother] Ibtisam, pass me the plate of basbousa.
- Let's eat, Egyptian.

[English] Okay.

Take this dish of basbousa, Homasa
And he sent it down to Umm Abeer.

But don't take it from him. Then come and finish your food.

[English] Wow, what is that?
Isn't this shameful?

- [Everyone laughs]
- Shukhaf.

- [English] What?
- His name is Khushaf.

Neither from fear nor from knowledge.

[Everyone laughs]

[English] Okay. May I have some?

Yes, of course, take it all.
After I said it, will anyone be able to eat it?

[English] Well, after Molokhiya.

After molokhiya.

Very delicious. This molokhia is very delicious.

- I'm the one who picked it.
- And I'm the one who mapped it.

As for me, I was the one who gasped at her.

Well, who then prepared it?

I never imagined I would ever take a shower again.

[door knocking sound]

[English] Okay.

[door knocking sound]

Open, Saeed.

Allah is the greatest.

[English] Okay.

- [door knocking sound]
- [English] Yes.

[English] Yes, hello, Noosa.

What's wrong with you, Noosa? what happend to you?

["Fair"] Come on in!

What happened?
Hey shouted!

What?
- It is not right for you to walk like this at home.

There are women in the house.

[English] Yes. I know, I've seen them before.
"Noussa" and "Ibtisam".

-Should I present them to you? flaw!
flaw? What's wrong with that?

Retarded? Wear any clothing to cover yourself
While you stand in front of me naked like that.

[English] Okay.

-And your beautiful hair.
what about him?

- Collect it.
Present. [English] Agreed. I will collect it.

I promise you that if I saw a single hair on the ground,
I'll put it together right away [in English] Okay.

- Listen to me.
Yes?

Your only solution is to wear the hijab.

- Do I wear a hijab?
Yes.

- [In English] Agreed?
- [In English] Agreed?

["Hamasa"] Pray for the Prophet.

What is this? from?

[Laughs] Is it you, Hamasa?

Don't be angry, Egyptian, with Moncef.
His circumstances are a bit difficult.

[English] Okay, Saeed, no problem.

take this.
- What is this, a sheet?

It is my father's cloak, may God have mercy on him. Wear it, it will comfort you.

Will you comfort me as you comforted him? [He laughs]

I definitely won't be able to sleep
In the abaya, Saeed.

I'm fine. I have something that works.
[English] Thank you.

I was so tired.

Tell me, where will I sleep, Said?

You will sleep on my bed.

-And where will you sleep?
- Here on Moncef's sofa.

Where will Moncef sleep?
-He will sleep in the refrigerator outside.

- [English] What?
- He will sleep on the couch outside.

No, Saeed, this is how I will ruin everything.
[English] Please let me sleep on the sofa

And you will sleep on your bed,
[English] Agreed?

Listen to my suggestion, let's bring Hamsa here.
You and I are sleeping on the bed.

Why, will you accompany me?
I mean, are you my friend?

[English] My love?

- No, Saeed, sleep on your bed...
- No, “Egyptian”...

No, I swear on my father's mercy that it is not true.

[in English], You're going to sleep on the bed.

["Egyptian"] Your leg has grown very large, Saeed.

What? From long sitting.

No, this second one was big from the start.
He laughs]

Right, what is your job, Saeed?

unemployed.
-Are you satisfied with it?

[Sound of Mesaharati drum]

It's the only one available.

Here you ask the engineer,
“What did you wish you could do?” He answers you, “Doctor.”

When you ask the doctor, he says, “A lawyer.”

No one here works in the field they want.

What did you want to do in the first place, Saeed?
yawn]

pilot. Even though I haven't been on a plane
Only once in my life.

I was terrified.
So I pretended to be suffocating and dying. thus.

[Laughs] But you look paralyzed like that
And not suffocated.

Egyptian movements. Why a pilot in particular?

Because Egyptian pilots
The best pilots in the world.

[in English] You know,

This is just what the Egyptians say
In order to convince themselves of it, it is just myths.

Like claiming that the Egyptian man when he goes
Anywhere in the world, all women fall in love with it.

Or like the Egyptian child being the smartest child in the world.

[English] Damn!

- [Said snorts]
- Could this be the smartest kid in the world?

- [Said snorts]
- What, Hamasa, what are you doing?

You were kicking all night and I couldn't sleep because of you?

I?
- Wait, Hamasa.

Wait, baby, sandwiches.

Processed cheese or eggs?

Both, my love. Good-bye.

Good-bye.
- Take it, Egyptian.

Maybe you need something.

[English] Thank you.
I don't actually have any money.

When I receive the money, I will return it to you immediately.

What do you mean give it back to me?
You are such a happy son.

- Doesn't Saeed return the money?
- It's okay, may God bless you and him.

- [In English] Okay, thanks, bye.
Good-bye.

- Good morning, Saeed.
- Good morning, “Samaa”, here you go.

[In English] No, Saeed, where will he go?
We are late.

[Laughs] That's just something we don't mean.

- Yes, a false invitation then.
Yes.

[English] Okay.

What is this?
Isn't that your father's motorcycle, Sayid?

Yes, he died and she is still alive.

[English] Okay.

- Good morning, Saeed.
- Good morning, Umm Farouk.

I implore you by the Prophet to come
Change my tube, Saeed.

from my eyes.
- Thank you for your eyes.

May God protect you and protect you from the evil of illness.

["Egyptian"] What, Saeed, is she dead too?

- [Man] Good morning, Saeed.
- Good morning, Uncle Sayed.

Help yourself. Happy is busy
So I thought I would say, “Come in” instead.

Hold this.

What is this? Do you put the whole school in it?

- Hold on, Saeed.
Give.

What is this, Saeed? What do you do?

It's "the chicks".

"Cats"? You mean?
[English] Power cut-off switch.

- Would you do it with a stone, Saeed?
- Things are going well.

how do you do that? Impossible to spin.
You've definitely ruined it, Said.

[English] It is impossible to rotate.

- [engine sound]
- ["Egyptian"] Dart!

[English] Wow! How is that?

Run, Abeer. Run to catch up with Saeed.
"Happy", wait.

I'm glad I caught up with you.

Take Abeer with you
Because she missed the school bus, okay?

Thank you very much. Cultivate it and eat it.
- From my eyes, Umm Abeer.

From my eyes, Umm Abeer.

What is this, is this real, Sayid?
Or is it another false call?

How can it be a fake invitation?
The girl already rode!

- Where do I ride then?
- Hania's bike is enough for 100.

Come on, I'll make room for you.

But that [in English] is illegal.
It's against the law, Said.

Put your trust in God.

"Enthusiasm", hold tight, okay?
Lest you fall, O Hamasa.

See? You were right when I told you,
"Careful, you'll fall."

Send the ambassador to the American authorities there.

excellent.
-I think it will take some time.

[sighs] [in English] Fuck.

The problem is that you left America.
[English] With an Egyptian passport,

Without proof of American citizenship.

So for them you are,
You didn't leave America, and you're still there.

truly? Are you still there? [He laughs]

Why would I want to come back if you're still there then?

Certainly you are aware of the situation after the events of September 11.

Especially since you are of Arab origin.

Generally, leave a phone number
We can contact you on it.

[English] Okay.

- [In English] Zero, one, then one.
What?

"Egyptian", what happened to you?

They told me they would call me back.

Well, help me.

Are those who are rejected at the embassy really the scum?

Of course not, there is no such thing as scum
Oh Happy. America doesn't think that way.

This is just an argument people are spreading
who are exposed to rejection.

I have been rejected 3 times before.

[Paul's "happy" sound]

Because you are scum, Saeed!
How do you do it on the street?

Excuse me. I was holding my urine for a long time
There are no toilets on the street.

This is an argument used by scumbags like you.

How do you do it on the street?

[English] Are you crazy?

- Excuse me, Masry.
-Put your hand away!

How does this happen? I'm really surprised.

ride.

[English] Damn, wait!

What is this?

What is this, why is it knocking on our door?

- He's the carpenter.
- Your carpenter simply scribbles?

A bit of a mess here.

[English] Wow!

[English] This is amazing... Oh!

- May God’s name be upon you.
I'm fine.

What is this? Why did you do that?

We cleaned a huge amount of dirt from it.

Who are you?
- I'm "Noussa."

Why have you become so old, Nousa?

Take it, Umm Saeed, hit her with this.
Maybe she'll come back young.

What is this?
- [English] What?

Is this how you stain the ground with dirt?
Please leave so we can finish before breakfast.

Let's go.
- [English] What?

What is this? Meat, chicken, and pigeons?

Is this all true? Aren't we having breakfast tomorrow?

Don't we have a guest? Then where is he?
He has been authorized to go to Morocco.

Isn't that the Maghrib call to prayer? I hear him.

Very hungry.

- What have you done to yourself, son?
- [English] What?

- Go and put on some clothes so you don't catch a cold?
Cold?

Are you concerned about catching a cold? Go
And put on clothes before Moncef comes out of the bathroom!

Oh, "fair." I forgot it.

I wore the hijab as you advised me.

The important thing is to be convinced.
Shouldn't you take it off after two days? Congrats.

Yes. I submit then.
He laughs]

[door knocking sound]

My mother sent that dish to you.

Yooh. I'm tired of that dish.

Oh right, wasn't that dish here?
Then he went downstairs too, right?

This dish has been going up and down since the beginning of Ramadan
Until we forgot who owned it.

- May I have a piece?
- No, you will lose your appetite.

Eat that pigeon first, and then I'll give you a piece.

Thank God, I am full, Umm Saeed.
The bathroom, a masterpiece.

I'm going to wash my hands.

- ["Umm Saeed"] Shh shh!
- [Said laughs]

I don't want.

[Everyone laughs]

- I'm hungry again. Bathing makes one feel hungry.
- [Umm Saeed laughs]

What is happening?
- [Everyone laughs]

- What's the matter, is he crazy?
no.

- He's hungry again. [He laughs]
What is happening?

[Everyone laughs]

- The bathroom stimulates the appetite very much.
- [Said laughs]

Here's the café we'll be sitting in.

[English] Okay. What is this, Saeed?

I know the person sitting at that café.

Isn't his name Uncle Bilal?
He lives with us in the same building?

Hey, how did you remember him?

it's correct? Yes.

["Egyptian"] Oh. He has grown very old.

- [Said laughs]
- ["Egyptian"] You won't believe how I remembered him.

how?
- I remembered him from his eyebrows.

[Said laughs] He sits in the same session every day

He reads the same newspaper and often the same issues.

[Saeed and Masry laugh]

Good evening.
Hello.

How are you, Uncle Bilal?
I'm Egyptian, don't you remember me?

Remember me first?

Also, my name is “Hilal”, not “Bilal”.

Get a chair and sit down. [He laughs]

["Egyptian" in English] Sorry.

Hello, “Egyptian”. I knew you arrived safely.

- Oh.
- [Laughs] Don't you remember your uncle Hilal, boy?

I am the one who circumcised you with my own hand.

- [in English] It hurts!
- [Said laughs]

What are you laughing at? I circumcised you too.

[Masry and Hilal laugh]

- How are you, “Egyptian”?
I'm fine.

How is your father?

Hey, Uncle Hilal, my father passed away.

I was hoping he would come to live here in his last days.
But the deadline was not given to him.

I marvel at these people. One of them migrates

He wastes his life abroad, and at the end he says,

“I want to return to my country to be buried.”

As if this country is a big coward. [He laughs]

May God rest his soul. He was a good man.

You haven't told me yet.
Do you intend to be buried here or abroad?

Since the beginning of my arrival, I have been exposed to a lot of trouble.

So I intend to come back. I will leave.

Leave, brother. Is anyone stopping you?

Would you stop him, Saeed?

It doesn't stop you. Leave as you wish.

Rather, let me go.

Hello.

- Don't be angry with him, Masry.
- It's normal, let him take his turn with me like everyone else.

-What does he do now?
- As it is, it hasn't changed since the last time I saw it.

He still has it
His large studio in Tahrir.

- Oh.
- Would you drink tea, “Egyptian”?

[In English] Okay, but with weight loss sugar.

Two cups of tea and sugar out of it.

Out of what? I drink it with sugar for weight loss, Saeed.
And not outside it.

[Laughs] I miss you, Masry.

Advise me what to do in the event of a disaster
What am I facing now?

Don't worry, we will issue a national ID card for you.

And a passport, you go get
[English] Visa and then travel directly.

- How long will all this take?
- All procedures are done via computer now.

- 5 minutes, then we'll finish and leave.
- [English] Okay.

“Said,” he stepped back just to take off the glasses.

[English] Okay.
If we continue like this,

6 by 6, actually we can in 5 minutes
We finish the procedures and leave immediately.

What do we end up with? This is the elevator queue.

What? the elevator?

are you sure?

[Man] What service, Your Excellency the Pasha?
In God's safety.

What is this?
Don't worry.

I already told you that everything is computer-based.
5 minutes and we'll be gone. Come let's try with that.

Here you go, His Excellency the Pasha. Hello.

Hello. Here you go, Pasha.

Didn't I tell you?

I have the slow form, but I'm in a hurry,
[English] Well,

I want to obtain the national ID card.

- [Laughs] Get up.
- Get up. It's okay, present. From my eyes, Pasha.

- [English] Thank you.
- But these papers are incomplete.

Will you finish it or will you give us tea?

[English] Well,
We drink tea. But I am fasting.

I want to drink tea. [English] Well,
“Said,” bring him tea.

- But how many tablespoons of sugar?
- 5 spoons in 20.

- [In English] Wow, 100 hangings? Are you a horse?
He laughs]

He laughs]
- Tea means money.

[Loudly] What bribe?

Rasha".
- [Said laughs]

[Laughs] “Rasha.”

[English] Okay. Understood.

Does everyone pay bribes?
Or am I the only one who will pay?

- He means what pleases God.
Yes.

I work from the beginning in a way that does not please God.

And finish your transaction or do you like to stop?
At the end of the queue in a way that pleases God?

How much does a bribe cost?

100 pounds.

Where is what pleases God?

Here you go, Hanem. Greetings to the Pasha.

In God's safety. goodbye.

What's all this sweat?

- It's raining at the first of the line.
It's raining?

Rain is good. Hello.

We need a birth certificate.

Don't worry, it's finished in 5 minutes.

Greetings to your father and mother. goodbye.

Come forward, Egyptian.

Excuse me. Would you consider me part of that family?

Get me my army certificate.

Don't worry, Masry. 5 minutes and we'll be done.

Army.

We want 4 photos from you next

4 by 6 shows off your pretty ears, okay?

-Who might take a picture of me now?
- Uncle Hilal, of course.

I'm asking you about my photography, not my circumcision.

Don't worry, give me...

What's wrong, Sayid? Why are your cheeks shaking like that?
Make it 10 minutes then.

[In English] Wow, that's okay.

OK. I'm ready.

Oh, Uncle Hilal [in English] please,

My ears have to show, okay?
As if I would commit a crime with them.

[Laughs] The most important thing in the picture is your laugh.

Laugh.

Wait, Masry, I want to take a picture with you.

Will they need it on the card?

Here you go, here are 4 pictures. 4 by 6
My ears are sticking out.

Get us a guarantor then, my love. Let's go.

Sprinkle]

["Egyptian"] 9, 8.

Be patient with me, Egyptian.
I sign a guarantor and that is a big responsibility.

[English] Okay, that's okay, I'm done, 9...
Show me, what is this?

Why does your photo appear like this?
In the national ID card?

Why are you looking so terrible?

All pictures of Egyptian cards are like this,
Because the soldier suddenly takes the picture.

Why, is he a military one?
Who portrays all Egyptians?

Your appearance is terrible. Do not use any excuses.

Is there someone whose photo looks like this?
He laughs]

What is this? Enough with the arguments.
Is it appropriate for your photo to appear like this?

There's only one thing left. Educational Qualification.

- Can we bring it from Hilal's uncle?
- No, you will find this at school.

[laughs recklessly] 5 minutes and we'll finish it.

- Enough!
any!

The tea must have boiled. 3 tablespoons of sugar or 4?

[English] No, give me one spoon
Sugar out, [in English] okay?

- ["Ibtisam"] Wait, Moncef.
- ["Munsef"] Get away from me, leave me!

["Moncef"] I already warned you not to wear that skirt
I don't like tight clothes!

-I wore it especially for you.
- The problem is that you wear it especially for me.

Listen, as long as you're at home don't wear a tight skirt
No tight blouse or jeans,

I want to see a male in front of me.

-Tea.
- ["Smile"] It's forbidden for you...

They fight all the time.

- Then let them divorce.
- They get divorced?

They love each other.

So let them try to hate each other
Maybe then they'll stop fighting.

they were married,
Now they are considered engaged.

Six months after their marriage at his mother’s house,
His brother was scammed in the front of an apartment...

"Saeed", [in English] please. decent.

He got married with them in his mother's house, and the apartment was cramped.

- Oh.
- Ibtisam quarreled with her mother-in-law.

So her mother asked her, “Bring your things and your husband
And stay with us here in the apartment.”

From then on, Abdel Monsef and I...
And a "toaster" in a room,

[English] Yes, okay.

Ibtisam, my mother, and Nousa are in another room.
Since then they have been engaged.

[English] Damn. This button drives me crazy.
does not work. I don't know why.

Show it to me.

[in English] No, Saeed.
please do not get mad at me,

This camera was brought to me by my father
Before he died, so he loved it.

I'll take a look at her, and I won't kill her.

- [English] Please.
- Honestly, I was worried after the word [in English], please.

-Just show it to me once.
- [In English] Okay, but be careful. We agreed?

- [English] Okay.
- [English] Be careful.

Present.

- [Blows hard]
- [In English] What are you doing, Saeed?

I told you that [in English] my father brought me
This camera was before he died, so you spit on it like that?

[English] Damn!

- [Camera sound]
What is this? I photographed

- What are you looking at?
- The pipe coming out of the balcony

I wanted to remember her name.

[English] Yes, Zarbab.
It was very difficult. [He laughs]

Zarbab? "I will not live in my father's robes."

- Its name is Mizrab.
- Gutter!

To eat grapes, come on.

I remembered something about grapes.

I remember when we used to throw grapes at people
And they were insulting us? [He laughs]

Let's try that, okay?

- Slow down, take a broken one.
- [English] Okay.

ready?

[They laugh softly]

- ["Egyptian"] He ate it!
- Things have changed.

-It's damaged.
- Conditions are really messed up.

- Let her eat.
- How do I eat now?

How do I eat now?

["Egyptian"] Why didn't you and Mervat get married?
So far, Happy?

How do I marry her? Al-Aqabi has become your teacher
For English and music in our school.

Do you own a school?

which school?
The school where we used to learn when we were young.

[laughs] [in English] Oh, well, yeah.
I still do not understand.

Was she no longer valid when she became a teacher?

I told you that she became an English teacher,
I am just a graduate of an above-average institute.

Knowledge is appropriate for knowledge.

[English] Okay. Understood. Yes.

So you thought, Sayid?
And she decided that she would never think about you again,

She won't love you without even telling...

Tell her your feelings?

I'm sure she'll never think about me.

[English] Okay.

[English] Sorry, Saeed, sleep.

[touching music]

this is my mother. Oh.

What was your name, mom? "Fadia"?

Nadia". [English] Yes. She was a “redeemer.”

"Mervat."

[laughs out loud]

This is "happy". [English] Yes.

[laughs out loud]

You look like a watermelon, Said. [He laughs]

This is my bike. Oh. And horses. where?

Where is my bike now?

Oh, Happy.

Oh. What, Saeed?
Power off switch again? Can I get you a stone?

You won't work with stone,
He's the initiator this time.

- Shall I get you a pebble then?
- Shut up, Egyptian.

- What's the news, Saeed?
- Shut up, boy.

equitable"?

Mansif, I wanted to talk to you.

I heard you and Ibtisam.
During your quarrel [in English] It's okay,

And I feel like you're not coping
With the real problem

This makes you nervous and fight over mazes.

Mazes?
- [In English] Sorry, I mean trivial things.

I know you and Ibtisam want...

To play
Bride and groom game, okay?

I understand that, okay? So, I...

I found a solution, OK?
I found a solution.

Because I know that the place upstairs is not suitable.

If you do that, we'll all know about it.

- [Laughs] Yes, of course.
- [Laughs] [in English] Yes, you understand me.

So, I found a solution.

What do you think about taking “Ibtisam” and traveling?
You go to Paris, or Spain,

Or go to Hawaii.

Yes. I thought about that already.

-Seriously? great.
Yes.

Did America teach you idiocy and impudence?

[English] Man, don't be so fanatical.
Just believe me, listen.

Isn't that better than waiting every Wednesday?
To watch while she mops the floor?

- Who told you that?
- “Saeed” told me about it.

happy".
Yes.

- He told everyone present at the café.
- Inform the café attendees?

[laughs] [in English] No, just kidding.

But Said told me that
Unintentionally while we're talking upstairs together.

I want to ask you a question
Without anger and very calmly.

Yes.
-What is your relationship with your mother?

[English] Sorry, I just don't understand the sentence.
Look like swearing?

No, what reason? The insults haven't come yet.

One more word, and I'll mention the lady mother
With the most horrific insults and descriptions

In America and in Egypt.
[English] Agreed?

[English] Agreed.

Would you please make way for me so I can go to work?

do you work here?
- What black winds cast you upon us?

Good morning, Saeed.

I ask you to swear by the Prophet, Umm Abeer.
To take a "hamsa" with you.

Come on, Hamsa.

- Come on, reward.
- Hello, brother.

Goodbye, Hamasa.

Then he found Hamas and found someone to connect him.
Who will deliver us?

The people's bus and nothing else.

Let's go!
- [“Egyptian” shouts]

[English] Okay. Thanks.

Help me, Saeed.

Yes.

Two tickets, sir.

Enter.

What a black day. Come here.

Get in and watch your back.

[English] Okay. I am waiting!

[English] Sorry. But I can't find anything to grab.

What is this?

What is this, professor?

What is this, professor?

[English] Damn.
I wish I could turn you around!

Don't turn to him or he will kiss you on the mouth.

-He's almost the official harasser of this line.
- [In English] What!

[English] No!

- [English] No!
Yes.

[Sound of everyone screaming]

Come on, Egyptian. Reward, Egyptian!

["Said"] "Egyptian"!

What do you do?
- Jump, Egyptian.

are you crazy?
- He will not stand!

no! [English] No
- Jump, “Egyptian”!

["Said"] Help me!

Egypt"!

Are you well? Are you healthy?

-Will you wait?
- Shall I get you water or are you fasting?

No, I am fasting.

- Are you healthy? Move your hand.
Yes.

You are wrong, Egyptian. You're supposed to jump
With the direction of the bus, not against its direction.

So that your momentum does not become...

It's over, Saeed.
Will I get a PhD in jumping?

It's okay, I'll never take the bus again.

Here is our school.

Oh right! What is this? Nile School.
[English] Yes!

Wasn't the Nile here?
- Oh, do you still remember that?

Now the buildings have risen and there is crowding.
Mervat works here.

A worker? Didn't you say that she is a teacher, not a worker?

- She works as a teacher here.
- Oh, [in English] Okay.

Yes. Nile School. [English] Yes.

- [English] Our school.
What is your opinion?

Don't you see how beautiful the school has become?
After renewing it?

You mean to destroy it. No renewal! I became disgusting.

Why did she become like this? This stadium
It was so big, it became so small.

I want to go to the bathroom. where is he?

- End of the hallway, go until the Headmaster appears.
- [Teacher's voice] And when we want to thank someone...

-Why, is he hiding?
- [Teacher's voice] What do we say?

[English] "Sankyo Fairy Match."

[English] "Sankyo Fairy Match."
Come on, listen to me.

[Students] [English] “Sankyo Fairy Match.”

[claps]

[English] You, excuse me.

It's pronounced "freematch", not "verymatch".

Who are you to break into Kailas?

"Kilas"? [English] Oh my!

- Let's focus first on Ferry.
Who are you?

I'm Egyptian".
- Why did you disguise yourself as a foreigner when you were Egyptian?

[English] Free Match, damn it.
"Sankyo Fairy Match."

[Students] “Sankyo Fairy Match.”

- “Agheen.”
- “Agheen”?

No, I will come to you.

I want to know who you are
How can Kailas attack me like this?

Which "Kilas"? There is no such thing as 'kailas'.

"Kilas"? That is, this is “Kilas” and this is “Kilas”?

And these are “kilasas”? You are giving false teaching!

No, that's right.

[in English] Well, if it's true,
So let's say "vibration."

- “Viperichan” means vibrator.
- How capable you are!

[Laughs] Just one last word, "Viking."

- "Viking."
- "Viking"?

You're a Viking half your life.

Miss Mervat, Miss Nevin
Are you asking if there is training today?

What pollution did you hear?

Go, Warda, tell Nevin.
Miss Mervat is telling you...

It's [English]
She is fluent in English.

Wait, Rose.

- Say "Free Match."
- “Very much.”

What are you applauding?
I spread the disease all over the school.

How do you do it? [English]
With children? how?

[Said laughs] Did you two meet?

Who is this?
- You know him, Saeed?

He is "Egyptian Arab".
Don't you remember her? This is Mervat.

Is this Mervat?

I don't want to remember it. It is enough that you remember it.
[English] Okay?

She teaches [English] to the children
Wrong teaching, Said.

how? She is an English teacher.

-Is she the one who teaches your brother's "enthusiasm"?
- Did you see how your neighbor spoke?

[English] Yes. “Six.”

“Six.”

I'm going to the toilet, Said.

The "Vestier" is closed for repairs.

Fluent in English. Loose.

[English] Okay. [He laughs]

Don't be angry with Masry. American speaking
He has no knowledge of the English language.

Yes. So it's "Attention".

Did he come as a resident or a “visitor”?

What did you say?
-Put your hand down.

What did you say?
- "Shakit"!

- Which "Shakit"?
- “Stop it.”

[English] No,
Don't speak English at all.

- Didn't I say I was coming?
- “Stop it.”

- Go away, Saeed. I won't let her go until you tell me.
- "Egyptian", "Stop It".

I'm coming here
To be a "visitor," she said.

That's right, Visitor, I heard her.

"Visitor"? I'm coming, Visitor? I?

You are not polite!
- Go away, Saeed.

I was insulted here at school. I am going
to the bathroom. "Visitor". [English] Damn!

[English] Damn!

I'm scum.

[laughs out loud]
I caught you. What are you doing, Egyptian?

Nothing, I was whispering a word to the fence...

[Laughs] Isn't that trash?

Come on, be careful not to tread water.

I had no choice but to do so. The school toilet was closed.

I couldn't find a toilet in the street.
What was I supposed to do?

Did you get me my certificate from the mayor?
I mean, Your Honor?

Yes, OK. Tomorrow we will receive it in 5 minutes.
- [English] Okay.

May I know your opinion of Mervat after she has grown up?

You mean after you converted?

She says "Shakit." That is, it has become...

How would you describe these people... Environment.
Mervat has become an environment, Saeed.

What is this? "Shakit"? Let's go.

Here you go, Bey.

- ["Egyptian"] Here on the chair?
Yes.

- [English] Okay. Could you give me a moment?
Yes. [English] Take your time.

[English] Okay.

[English] Oh my God.

[English] Wow! Oh animal!

[English] Damn!

What did you do?
- He refused to take a picture of me.

How is that?
-He told me he wasn't in a good mood.

Yes. “Egyptian,” show the card.

[in English] Wow.

- ["Said"] Who is this?
- He's the soldier who photographed me.

- [Said laughs]
- [In English] Damn it.

May God disrupt your situation, as you disrupted ours!

Where do I get these damned papers from?
May God curse you and your work.

- And curse your life.
- May God reassure you.

Where do I go between all the rooms?

[English] Sorry.

“Delivery of Additions - Fulfillment - Acceptance of Orders
No smoking"

Oh, wait.

Are applications not accepted here?

[English] Hello... What is this?

Go back to the office inside.

The office inside?
There is a window that I did not stand in line for.

Please rest. Season's greetings.

And I'm good. [English] Yes.
Rasha sends her regards to you.

May God bless you and her. Who is "Rasha"?

This "Rasha".

Get that money away.

If you do not appear to be of good nature and noble origin,
I would have reported you to the police by now.

- [In English] I'm sorry... I...
- I excuse you, son.

But be careful, your fingers are not the same.
And so also people are not the same.

For the sake of these kind words,
Take this one too.

This is much better. [He laughs]

Happy New Year, good man.
[laughing]

- Just having fun with you. [He laughs]
What is your name?

My name is... Is this necessary?

You are an Egyptian". Why do you feel ashamed?
Say, "I'm Egyptian."

No, say it yourself.

Stay here, 5 minutes and I'll get back to you.

What, 5 more minutes? 5 minutes?

- [In English] Your passport.
- [English] Yes. Yes.

[English] My Egyptian passport.
I kiss your hand. Finally I will travel.

Then travel with me.

Egypt also loves me.
It is impossible for me to abandon Egypt.

I love Egypt very much. The reason I don't know.

But it is impossible for me to abandon Egypt.
And Egypt must love me too.

I must return to Egypt one day.
Because “Egypt” represents something great to me.

Thank you very much
- [English] Sorry.

Do you want to travel too?

- [English] Yes.
-I'm also a traveler.

-Where are you going in America?
- I'm going to Shivago with my friends.

"Shivago"? "Chicago."

"Shivago." I ask you to God, do not confuse my information.
I barely memorized it.

-And which state are you going to?
- I'm going to Catavonia.

- "Catavonia."
Yes.

Where is it located?
- It is located at the Tamer Mountain Gorge.

- Do you know him?
Yes.

- It's in the north.
- Right next to "Shivago".

Yes.

But I don't see you have any papers or anything like that.
Did you come for a travel visa as well?

[English] Yes. but in fact
My situation is completely different.

Sir, there is only one situation here.
Everything is governed by papers.

A paper proving your income, and another document proving your profession.

Look. I'm basically a computer technician.

And I worked so hard that I turned her into a computer programmer,
This is a paper [in English] Human Resources.

[English] Okay.

You must also have an account in your name at the bank.

Not less than 80 thousand pounds. like this.

I bid them farewell to my uncle in my name. As soon as it was extracted
Account statement, withdrawing his money on the same day.

Extremely lowly!

[Laughs] He's the lowlife!

Are those all the questions they ask?

No, there is the most important question. What guarantees
Returning to Egypt again and not escaping.

Is that a paper too?

[Laughs] You're so poor.
Rather, it has a typical answer.

And what is that answer?

I love Egypt very much. I don't know the reason for that.
Maybe because of my memories of it.

Maybe because of its good people. I do not know exactly.

But “Egypt” has a special randomness,
She has a special spirit...

Any spirit... yes, a demon spirit.

Didn't you have a few words ready to say?

No, my situation is different.
They won't even ask me all the questions.

[English] Do you have an experience certificate?

- [In English] Do you have a bank account?
- [In English] No, I...

And with this we are finished.

unacceptable"

[English] What is this?

[Laughs carelessly] [English]
Am I crazy? I `m American!

[English] Hey! I `m American!

[knocks on the glass]
What did you do? Wait!

[English] Well, hey, I'm an American!

[English] I'm an American!

It's all bad and it's all wrong.

Did we fail you in anything?
You live among us without a problem.

Among you?

What should I do among you?

Can someone tell me what I am among you?

I...

I don't understand people and they don't understand me.

I feel like I have become imprisoned in this country.

Why did you come to us in the first place?

As long as you feel imprisoned?

I was wrong.

I understood that “Egypt” was my mother
[in English] etc.

Look, son, I will not tell you that our country is the best country

And its people are the best people.

Because there may be better countries than ours

Its people are better than ours.

But at least we're a lot better than most.

in anything?

Tell me, am I better than others at anything?

You pretend to be happy! Who among you is happy?

Is Moncef happy?
While he can't find a place to live with his wife?

Is Ibtisam happy?
She does not know how to console herself or her husband?

Or "happy"?

“Saeed” is 30 years old
He still lives with his mother to this day.

Because he cannot work and cannot find work!

Tomorrow he will be “enthusiastic” like “happy”
And “Nawsa” is like “Ibtisam”!

Do you like yourself?
[English] Tell me, do you like yourself?

[touching music]

I am right. [English] Agreed?

My son, I always say, thank God.

Or should I say it to you in American so you can understand it?

We have [in English] the concept of praise be to God.

If I look at the circumstances from your point of view.

I may see many bad things and I may become a disbeliever.

If you were searching amidst these difficult circumstances

that you are talking about,

You will definitely find many good things in it.

But this matter requires someone to feel.

And he feels.

He feels a great mother like Umm Saeed, a patient lady

Embracing her son and his loved ones,

You spend on him when he is over 31 years old.

Until our Lord permits and finds work.

You feel like someone like Moncef Effendi,
A man for whom the world was cruel

It crushed him and caused him many calamities.

He is patient, steadfast, and has not lost his faith in our Lord.

maybe...

Maybe as you say,
There are many good things in America.

But this is achievable.
We can get there one day.

But we own things

It's hard to reach.

Otherwise, there was now someone in front of me who felt...

And he feels.

[sighs] [in English] You know?

I came to Egypt and I thought...
That I will see her as I left her.

I lived in America for 20 years

I keep that picture
In my mind so that it will not be erased.

20 years ago, I was dreaming of today
Which is where I'm coming here

To see this picture again.

I wish I had let it go away.

Then I wouldn't know what was good.

which you left,
What is bad that I came here and saw and lived.

She comes back 20 years later to talk to me about the circumstances.

[Sound of door opening and closing]

[touching music]

[English] Damn!

Thus, Nousa, you have [in English]
Email address, okay? are you happy?

[English] Sorry. What are those pipes?
What do you have in your head?

- It's Bakalat.
Egypt"?

[English] Yes?

What did I say to do?
When does the lens aperture become 2-8?

Go to sleep.

What do you think if we roll it in the ground?

Should you have loaned your motorcycle?
For "Abdel Moncef"?

People help each other.

- This is a women's perfume, Professor!
- Madam, it is not feminine!

No, feminine!

Yes, I'll come down right now.

I became a bus professional. [English] Wow!

Yes! What is this?

What is this?
- Am I the one asking him what this is?

What is this, son?

- ["Hammasa"] Is this beautiful, mother?
- ["Umm Saeed"] Very beautiful. I give you my hand, my love.

["Ibtisam"] And so my mother-in-law told me,
"Bye, my love."

She emphasized the letter sīn.

What? Did you stress the letter sīn?

to imagine! Do you know what that means?
no.

I'm telling you. When you stress the letter sīn, it means,
"Go to hell forever."

And so I thought,
fed up." Then I left the house for them.

[Sniffles] You leave the house because your mother-in-law
[English] Did you press the letter S?

Introduce her, Mervat.
Isn't that letter S...

No, you're not right, Ibtisam.

His mother's actions were repeated to me.
Kelly had had enough and decided to leave.

Excuse me. The lady who cares about such trifles,
She is an empty lady.

- Is this your opinion, “Egyptian”?
- I tell you this because I hold a goat for you.

But what does it harm you if someone stresses any letter?
Or did this or that?

What is the story of these letters?

What did you want me to do then?

Pay attention to any letter other than the s. [He laughs]

Take care of your life. Pay attention to your husband.
Decorate with green, red, and black.

But what's the point of paying attention to who stressed the letter 'ayn'?
Or with his lips pressed into the laam alif?

What is the importance of that letter S? No, this is nonsense.

This is nonsense.
- ["Moncef"] Peace be upon you.

Peace and God's mercy and blessings be upon you.
And may the peace, blessings, and mercy of God be upon you.

You see, I emphasized the letter 's' for him. [He laughs]

- Get up, Egyptian.
Yes.

- Get the ajwa plate from the cupboard.
- [English] Okay.

Is this beautiful?
Very beautiful. Totally irregular.

Ajwa.

Ajwa.

Listen to me, Egyptian.
- [English] Yes.

- I wanted to talk to you about something.
- Yes, but they need Ajwa.

- Yes, but this is not essentially Ajwa.
- I swear, I doubted it. [He laughs]

So this must be the Ajwa.

Sit down, what's the hurry? Will the holiday end?

season. We make cakes and shortbread.
- It won't end.

- [English] Okay.
- I actually...

Talking is a little difficult for me.

I wanted to ask you not to be angry with me
Because I was aggressive with you.

Tomorrow is Eid, and we must clear the air between us.
And...but you're wrong too.

I?
- Yes, of course he is wrong.

Why?
- When your wife tells me...

I look at her
As you sweep the floor, “Smile”...

This statement is not true and has no basis
It's true, I swear to God it's not true.

- No, that's right.
- What, how can it be true?

I just saw you coming in
Where you looked at her with malicious looks,

So I emphasized the letter “S” for you.

I offended myself
When I thought of apologizing to you.

- [English] What?
- Get out of here.

decent.
-You harmful person.

- That's okay, Moncef. [He laughs]
-I'll hit you!

- ["Umm Saeed"] "Saeed"?
- Yes, mother.

[laughs] My mom is calling for me.

You depend on me for everything.

- [Umm Saeed screams] “Saeed”?
excuse me.

What, mom? What do you want?

I carry the sheet
And get it into the oven before it gets crowded.

Do you enjoy tiring yourself?
And torture me with those cakes?

All people buy ready-made cakes.

Will you make this mourning every year?
Come on, don't hesitate. Come on, carry it.

Present.
- Wait, Saeed.

Take.
- No, I have money.

No, this is Eidiya.

As long as you are with me, you will take your gift from me.

Help yourself. Take it, Egyptian.
- [In English] Wow.

Yes.
- Take it, Egyptian. Eidiya.

Where is our Eid? Or is there favouritism?

Look, tomorrow, God willing. When I unpack.

- No, by God Almighty, this is forbidden.
Shut up.

["Egyptian"] Are we going to take that sheet pan into the oven?

- ["Happy"] Yes. At the end of the street.
- [“Egyptian” in English] Okay.

["Egyptian"] You know, "Saeed"?
When we immigrated to America,

I was urging my father
In order for us to come to Egypt for Eid,

But in order to silence me, he used to give me the Eid gift there.

Until one of the holidays came and he forgot.

And then I knew
We will never come to Egypt again.

Even the Eid gift he gave me there
It had no taste

Like the gift your mother gave me
We are above.

Don't you, Saeed, abstain
About taking the Eid from your mother, no matter how old you are.

Or your leg has grown. [English] Agreed?

["Happy"] Don't worry about me.
I take the Eid on Eid and at other times.

- ["Egyptian"] Do you know how to let go of your hand?
- ["Happy"] Yes, very easy.

- [cracker sound]
- [Egyptian] [English] Oh shit! What is this?

[Said laughs] Did you freak out or what?
These are Eid firecrackers?

["Happy" laughs]

["Egyptian"] Then take action, "Saeed."

- [Imam] God is great.
- [Worshippers] God is great.

- [Imam] God is great.
- [Worshippers] God is great.

[Imam] God is great.

Yes. This place is so beautiful. But there are
Very bad smell. Don't know what to be?

- What is this smell?
- This is the smell of fesikh.

What? Wait!
Be careful not to eat any of you!

What is this? What is this smell?
He's spoiled. Didn't you put it in the refrigerator?

The best thing about it is its smell. so sweet.

Does that mean it's normal like this?
How is feseekh made?

This, sir, is originally mullet.

- We leave it until it salts and turns black and rots...
happy".

after eating.

Why? Will I feel disgusted? Oof.

["Egyptian"] "Moncef"? [English] Oh man!

- Shall we walk together for a little while?
no.

- Shall we run then?
- What is the matter, “Egyptian”?

- Hold on, Monsef.
What is this?

- The key to luck?
- No, this is the key to my apartment.

But it's all luck. [English] Okay.

Empty apartment. Take "Ibtisam"
Go up to it and enjoy your life.

You can dance there,
And do whatever you want there. What is your opinion?

Do you want me to take my wife?
The respectable, perfect lady, in an empty apartment?

Yes. No of course. flaw. [English] Well,
It's okay, stay in the crowded apartment, Moncef.

I am waiting.
- [English] What?

Why do you get angry so quickly?
Talking is give and take.

- Let's eat, Egyptian.
- [In English] No thanks, I've had enough of the smell.

Leave the fesikh, eat salty, jam.

come back. She's dead.

Dead? I suggest you treat your nose.

The most beautiful thing about it is its smell, it stimulates the appetite.

No, I don't whet my appetite for this stuff.
Rather, what stimulates my appetite is a bloated dead dog.

really. [in English] Wow.

- Be disgusted!
truly.

- To eat, brother!
- For you to eat.

Okay, I beg your pardon. Come on, Ibtisam.

What? Where are you going, Monsef?

What do you mean by asking where do I go? I will celebrate my mother.

Didn't you take "Ibtisam" with you? Leave it here.

It is not right for me to celebrate Eid with my mother without her.
We must celebrate together.

“Happy New Year and you are good.”

Say hello to your mother.

Come on, lest he insist on coming with us. Let's go. [He laughs]

I'm going to wash my hands.

- Can you hear me, Umm Saeed?
- Yes, Umm Mervat.

The girl, Mervat, is a history professor
Her classmate wants to propose to her.

She strongly insists on refusing marriage.

I'm going to wash my hands.

- [Mervat's mother] Sit with her and try to convince her.
- From the smell of fesikh.

- [Mervat's mother] I know that you will be convincing.
- It doesn't have... [English] Okay.

["Egyptian"] "Mervat",
I wanted to tell you something.

Maybe there is someone who would like to tell you something.

But he doesn't want to, because he might be...

Your Arabic language does not help you.

- [English] Yes.
- “Speak English” and I will understand.

[English] Really? That's cool, okay.

Well, listen, Mervat,

[English] “Saeed” helps all people,
We agreed?

[English] But he needs
Who can help him, okay?

So? Did you understand?

- [In English] Yes, I understand.
- [In English] Praise be to God.

[English] I understood everything,
We are very happy in this country,

[in English] Trees and the Nile River
And everything.

I understand that you are happy.
Say, "Happy days." And just.

[English] “Fuck!” Walk from here! What is this?

You didn't eat anything, Masry.
Take this morsel, I prepared it for you with my own hands.

Take it, Egyptian.

Oh. It's electrifying.

Come in.

Thank God. No one saw us.

What is this?

Honestly, the “Egyptian” boy turned out to be very chivalrous.

Wax and mango?

equitable".

- I miss you?
I miss you?

I almost forgot what you looked like.

That's enough, Masry, it's almost dark.

Mmm.

I'm afraid my stomach will hurt.

No, Al-Fasikh does not know stomach ache.
Either you die or nothing happens.

May God reassure you. But I'm fine.
Thank God he is alive.

Very sweet. But it smells a bit unpleasant.

[The song “I Didn’t Drink From It”]

- Who is singing?
- It's Sherine, Oh Night.

Yes, but is it possible that someone still drinks?
From the water of the Nile so far?

[Laughs] You're drinking it now.

Is this water from the Nile? Yes!

- Your friend is very spoiled.
- I heard you, dog.

[vomits]

What happens to you from the effect of Fesikh?

Our water is flawless. Don't hurt the Egyptians.

Why? Do you look at their ID cards first?

I don't know why you don't want to go up to your apartment?

Brother, I want to vomit in your house. Where is "Munsef"?

I miss you so much.

[He calls out loudly] “Fair”?

- I wish evil would be kept away from you, O Egyptian.
- [In English] Thank you, Umm Saeed.

Be tough, Hamasa, let's take him up to his apartment.

No, Saeed, my apartment is not suitable.

Uncle, give us rest then.

You don't understand the matter, there is someone who will be scandalized
If you go up to the apartment.

- ["Ibtisam" laughs]
- ["Munsef"] I'm waiting for your calls. We agreed?

What is this? What happened to him?

Where have you been all this time? Yes.

- The need was very tired.
- Did she like it or not?

Yes, I am completely fine, thank God.

[English] Well, come on, Monsef.
Please take my apartment key out of this pocket.

- Wait, I'll get it out for you.
no.

He knows where my pocket is.

- That pocket?
Yes.

- [Egyptian whispers] How are things?
- ["Fair"] Perfect.

- But unfortunately, there are no more mangoes. We agreed?
- [English] Okay. I find it?

there he is. It was in the back pocket.
- Oh.

- [English] Okay. Put it in that pocket.
- In that pocket?

Thank you for the gift.
- [English] Yes, thanks.

- I'm the one who should [in English] thank you very much.
What is this? Enough!

Enough, aren't you satisfied with the kisses? Yes.

Let's go.
- Quietly.

- What are you doing, Saeed?
I am waiting. I diagnose your condition.

Stay away.
-We have to do x-rays.

- Get away from here, you mule.
-Where should I go?

no not You. I mean the second mule. Let's go.

Yes, mom.

Yes.

I prepared a whole chicken for you to eat.

O Umm Saeed, don't you see the condition of my stomach?
How is my stomach? Look, Umm Saeed.

Shouldn't we wait?
So that what is inside it comes out first?

I can't eat water
Or drink fesikh ever again.

You'll get used to it with time. You're not familiar with it yet.

You will get used to it and you will have the strength to bear it
You gain immunity and eat comfortably.

I also feel very thirsty. Am I going to die?

No, to keep evil away from you, Egyptian.
The fesikh just loves water.

[English] Okay.
Take it, Hamasa, please.

Go get us two bottles of water. one for me,
The other is for Al-Fasikh, [in English] We agreed.

Where are you from?
- From the booth below.

Yooh!

The fesikh taste was sweet, but I don't know
What happened next, did it pop in my stomach or what?

I had severe bloating.

For your information, Hamasa, there is a big difference
Between this water and tap water.

Of course.

But I feel like it tastes weird too.
There is something strange. Where did you get this water from?

From the booth below.

So why does it taste weird?
The feseekh must be the reason, right?

Yes, correct. the rest.

Keep it, Hamsa.

Didn't America go up to the moon?
And it placed its flag on the moon, right, “Egyptian”?

Yes. Why did you ask?

So how did the flag fly?

Even though they told us at school
That the moon has no air?

Thank God.

[crying sound]

"Mervat!"

happy".

What, Saeed, are you crying?

- Be honest with her, Saeed.
- How can I be honest with her?

You will know that I am a graduate of an above-average institute
You will not accept me.

“Happy,” don't say
Such words, Saeed, be honest with her.

Be honest with her. If you agree, that would be good.

Because then it will become clear
She doesn't think in the same backwards way as you.

Even if you don't agree, it will also be a good thing.

Do you know why? Because you will be the winner
If you reveal your feelings.

Believe me. This is the best one to come today
Who feels remorse and says, “I wish I had been honest with her.”

[English] Trust my words,
Seriously, Sayid.

["Said" cries]

Be honest with her. We agreed? Will you be honest with her?

Say, "I love you, Mervat."

Say, "I love you, Mervat."

I love you so much, Mervat.

- [In English] Okay, man.
He cries]

[Saeed cries loudly]

- ["Monsef"] Tell me, "Egyptian."
- ["Egyptian"] [in English] Yes.

- ["Moncef"] Is "America" as sweet as it is here?
- [“Egyptian” in English] Certainly.

There are many sweet things in America.

But I think, Monsef, that there is a difference
Maybe it's in Culture.

We also have ketchup.

- What do we have?
- "Ketchup."

ketchup"? Listen.

Leave it alone and focus with me. He doesn't care
Except fries, ketchup, and hamburgers.

[Laughs] What ketchup, Saeed?
“Culture,” I told you.

But just so you know, it's here in the warmth.

["Egyptian"] How old is this place?

[Said] 16 and walking on 17.

Look, Masry, this place will be done
Next November, 1000 years and more.

- No, seriously, how old is he?
- I swear to you, it is more than 1000 years old.

1000 years?

[English] Wow! this means
This pendant may be older than “America.”

This thing is full of chili.

Travel sauce. What is this! Travel hot!

- What's wrong with you, "Egyptian"?
- See?

This is how you will compete with me.

- ["Egyptian" laughs]
- Don't make matters worse. Get a lemon.

Our loved ones blamed us.

Okay, Masry. [laughing]

- A cup of tea, my son, and your life.
- “Do you see him?”

- No, this is how I will walk.
- Will I walk?

This is very difficult, Monsef.
I was making it I would.

- I will.
- I'll go into the sea! [He laughs]

Enough, Egyptian!
no.

["Moncef"] What is this calamity that befell you?

You're the reason. I became brilliant.
- He swam,

-You've become brilliant.
- Rings, earrings, necklaces?

- ["Egyptian"] How much is this "America" ring?
- [Seller] for 100 pounds.

- ["Egyptian"] Why?
- [Seller] This is genuine silver.

- What is this, is there no “Egypt”?
- Yes, there is.

where? Yes. how much is it?

- 25 pieces.
- Why, isn't it silver?

Of silver, but no one buys it.

[English] Okay, hold on.

I'll take one. [English] Okay.

Catch.

No, I'll take the "Egypt" ring.

[in English] Wow.

["Egyptian"] Sweet, right? What knowledge is that?

Where are you, Uncle Rabie? Yes.

- Hot oil, Uncle Rabie, okay?
hopefully.

That's okay, Uncle Rabie.

where? Where are you, Uncle Rabie?
Yes.

I'm full. I will eat it when I feel hungry.

- Tell me something, Uncle Rabie.
Yes.

Do you come every day or every other day?

Oh, I come here every day,
Before you were born. I never missed a day.

- I want 10 loaves of bread, Uncle Rabie.
- Take 10 loaves.

Hello. How are you, Abeer?
- Good morning, Uncle Masry.

I implore you by the Prophet to eat it
10 loaves, Egyptian.

Yes, Uncle Rabie.

Here's 10. Take it. Hold on. Where will you put it?

What, are you going to put it in the scarf?

Be careful not to let it fall from you.

- Where did you find her?
- Someone came, handed her over to security, and left.

[Laughs] A torturous journey.

He laughs]

What is this, money as it is?

good luck.

And the phone too? No one called me.

Now you can come back at any time.

[English] Yes. [Sighs]

[Sound of door opening]

Is he really leaving?

Yes, Said.
Thank God. I found [in English] a ticket.

May I give you a ride by motorcycle?

No, "Radi" is at the bottom. Because I have bags.

[English] Thank you, Saeed.

May I take your father's mantle?

Because it was very comforting to me. [He laughs]

[English] Okay.

You know we will miss you terribly, Masry.

I swear I'll miss you too, Umm Saeed.
I will miss you so much.

True, Umm Saeed, what is your name in the first place?

My name is Umm Saeed.

Wow, what is the name “Saeed” then?

[Laughs] Her name is Magda.

He laughs]

sweet. Good,
Take care of your mother, Magda, okay? [He laughs]

I'll drop the bag.

[English] Well, Saeed, you will find Radi.
Downstairs he waits right in front of the door.

Sweet... oh, "happy"?

I wanted to give him this envelope, Umm Saeed.
I found him inside the house, in the apartment,

I think it's Abu Saeed's retirement pension.
Saeed forgot him inside.

Goodbye, Masry.

["Egyptian"] "Noussa".

-I will email you.
- [English] Okay.

I will be waiting.

What's wrong with you, Hamasa?
Yes! [English] Hug me.

Next year she will be seven.
correct? [He laughs]

Ibtisam, I swear we will miss you.

Goodbye, Ibtisam. [He laughs]

- Thank you very much, Masry.
- What is it, Moncef?

Watch yourself.
- [English] Okay.

Hello.

[Enthusiasm] “Egyptian.”

Yes, Hamasa.

By the way, but don't be mad at me, I was coming for you
With water from the tap and back again.

So you owe me a lot of money.

Radhi, take a bean sandwich from Rabie's uncle.

But in a pound. And not 60 pounds, remember?

[laughing]

You have become very clever, Professor Masry.
I became Egyptian.

- Thank you, Radhi.
- Good afternoon, Professor Masry.

Make it "Egyptian" without titles. [laughing]

- "Radi", hold on.
What?

I beg you, my sick mother, don't do it.
Let me bear it for you this time.

It's not a false invitation, by the way.

Thank you, Radhi. [English] Goodbye.

With safety.
- I'll call you, okay?

- [In English] “Limousine,” Professor?
- [English] Yes.

[English] It's the best car.

- [English] Thank you.
- [In English] Come on.

What is this? Have you obtained a travel visa?

impossible.

- The embassy was corrupted.
Yes of course.

Hello. How are you, sir?

Tell me. How was the trip?
Certainly bad.

No, definitely. on the contrary. I really enjoyed it.

Wow, you brought [in English] your passport?
That is, it was really bad.

No, I only brought it because I missed it
And I wanted to spend some time with him.

- No, it was bad.
not exactly.

little bit. [He laughs]

But just so you know, Egypt has something...

You feel, you know that...

You know what was in Egypt?
When you told me at the embassy. I remember?

So why sit still? Tell him what's in Egypt.

Listen.
- Dust.

That's not what I said. I do not mean that.
[English] Well, it's got some dust but...

Knowing. Yes. It has a soul...

- She feels like a soul...
-Evil.

No, I didn't mean evil.

You know, I mean... yeah, people.

- People feel that they...
- Savages.

[English] Okay.
It may have some barbarism,

But there are other people in it that you feel are...
-Thieves.

No, too, wow!

Why are you sitting with me?
Get out of here! Get up! What is this!

Two guys are crazy and make up any nonsense.

[Egyptian voice] This camera
From now on, I am yours, Saeed.

I know you wanted to be a pilot.
That's okay, the photographer's profession is nice too.

As you know, Saeed,
No one in Egypt works in the field he wants.

Wasn't that what you said?

By the way, if the camera button doesn't work,
Blow on it.

So I thought that instead of keeping...
“Ibtisam” and “Monsef” with their useless things.

They'd better live in my apartment instead of locking it up.

If the apartment key does not open, put oil on it.

Oh, that's right, Saeed.

I wanted to tell you that those who are rejected
At the American embassy,

They are not scum people at all,
But the best of them. Like you, Saeed.

- The belt, please.
- [English] Okay.

Sad music]

[Egyptian groans in pain] Oh!

- Are you okay, sir?
- How can I be okay? Do you see me playing ball?

I'm tired! Yes!

-Is there a specific medication you take?
- No, that has never happened to me. First time...

This has never happened to me!

-Give me a moment.
- [English] Okay.

quickly.

Captain, someone is having a health crisis
He seems very tired.

- [Captain] Crisis? what is his nationality?
- He seems to be Egyptian.

[Captain] Egyptian? We are in the air.
Just give him any pain reliever.

- [English] No.
-Are you still tired?

[English] Yes.

- Seconds and we will find a doctor.
-Should I wait until you find a doctor? I want air.

air. I want air. I will fall in love
[English] With my American passport.

- The air feels very nice.
- [Host] One second.

[English] Okay. Good air.

Hey, Captain. It turned out to be an American.

[Plane Captain's voice] Dear passengers,
We ask that you fasten your seatbelts.

Since we will have to return...

[plane landing sound]

- To come with me to America?
- No, I prefer to stay here.

When I die, I die in my country.

-Do you want to die here?
- Yes, I prefer to die in my country.

But you won't feel anything after death, Hajj?

No, I'll feel the spirit I'm in too
And in the land where I am.

Translated by "Majid Fayez"