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[BELL RlNGS]
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[CHATTERlNG]
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l'm never going to school again.
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-l've had it.
-What's the matter, Sally?
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Why are you upset?
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ls your teacher giving you trouble again?
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No, nothing's wrong with my teacher.
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-She's a very nice person.
-ls it one of the classes?
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No, the classes are okay.
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Are you having trouble with math?
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Don't you understand fractions
and decimals?
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No, l don't find it hard.
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ln fact, l even got 1 00
in my test yesterday.
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Are you having trouble
with the kids on the playground?
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No, no, no, that's all right.
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Well, then, what's the trouble?
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l can't get my stupid locker open.
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[DOOR OPENS]
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Sally, it's time to get up
and go to school.
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l told you l wasn't going to go
to school again.
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Come on, l'll help you with the locker.
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Well, okay.
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But there's something else
you can help me with today.
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lf l go to school,
will you promise to help me?
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Of course, of course. Now get up.
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What are you going to have
for breakfast?
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Maybe l'll have a piece of toast.
l've never very hungry in the morning.
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You can't go to school
without a rousing breakfast.
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lt's a known fact that--
That all of our country's presidents...
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...started each day
with a rousing breakfast.
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l don't know how they managed
to get together every morning.
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But l guess that's one of those things
about government l don't understand.
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[GRO ANS]
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Come on, Sally. Let's go to school.
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Okay, Sally, about your locker,
do you know the combination?
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Of course l know the combination.
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lt's 20-1 3-48.
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You go to 20 then past zero to 1 3...
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...then back past zero again to 48.
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l've been looking
at that sign every day...
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...and l've finally figured out
what it means.
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lt means that the bus holds 50 kids.
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Each kid has two feet, right?
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One hundred feet means
the bus holds 50 kids.
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You gotta remember
that sometimes you have to tap the lock...
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...on the bottom to make it open.
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Some of these locks are kind of touchy.
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You have to make sure
that you dial the numbers just right.
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l had one once that l had to hit
on the bottom before it would open.
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Mine won't open because l can't reach it,
that's why.
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Oh, forget that stupid locker.
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l've got something more important
that l need your help with right now.
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Miss Othmar, l volunteer to be first.
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[WOMAN SPEAKlNG lNDlSTlNCTLY]
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For show and tell today,
l have a treat for you.
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l'm presenting my big brother.
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Now, actually, he's my big brother...
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...only because he was lucky enough
to be born first.
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Stand up straight.
l'm trying to get an A in show and tell.
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Don't goof it for me.
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Actually, big brothers come
in a variety of sizes and quality.
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Anyway, this is my big brother...
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...and l just thought l would present him
to you today...
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...for show and tell. Thank you.
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That's the most embarrassing thing
that's ever happened to me...
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...in my whole life.
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Student body president?
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That would be a good job for you,
Charlie Brown.
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You'd make a great
student body president.
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Me? Nobody would ever vote for me.
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l would.
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What's going on here?
What are you guys talking about?
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l think Charlie Brown would make a great
candidate for student body president.
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That sounds great
but l don't think l could win.
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l'd hate to run and find
that nobody wanted me to be president.
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l don't think l could stand that.
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l'll tell you what.
l'll be your campaign manager...
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...and the first thing to do is take a poll.
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We'll find out if you can be elected.
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Just think, Charlie Brown...
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...how exciting it would be for you
if you did win.
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l can see it now.
All the votes are counted...
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...and everyone comes running up
to you and says:
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''You're elected, Charlie Brown!''
Wouldn't that make you feel great?
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l have the results of my poll.
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You'll never be elected, Charlie Brown.
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You have no way of winning.
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No way.
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[HOWLlNG]
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[HOWLlNG]
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According to my poll, Charlie Brown...
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...your chances for being elected are zero.
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No way. We'll have to put up
another candidate.
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How about you, Linus?
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He'll do something about those lockers
that nobody can reach.
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Well, l don't know. l'll take another poll.
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lf my brother Linus were running
for student body president...
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...would you vote for him?
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lf my brother were running
for student body president...
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...would you vote for him?
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Yeah, l remember one time he gave me
half of his peanut butter sandwich.
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l'd vote for anybody
who took me out to lunch.
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lf my brother Linus were running
for student body president...
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...would you vote for him?
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You bet.
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How could l help it?
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Linus, all the way.
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lf you knew that Linus Van Pelt
were running for president...
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-...would you vote for him?
-No.
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lf you knew
that he was going to straighten out...
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...the whole educational system...
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-...would you vote for him?
-No.
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lf you knew that he was going to solve...
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...all the problems of the whole world,
would you vote for him?
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-No.
-Well, why not?
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Because l'm the one
who'd be running against him.
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Okay, the results are in.
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l've conducted my poll on Linus' chances
to be elected student body president.
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The results are 99 percent for Linus,
1 percent against.
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[CHATTERlNG]
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Boy, this auditorium is packed
with teachers and kids.
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Shh. Schroeder's starting
his nomination speech for you.
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l am here this morning to nominate
for the office of school president...
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...a great young man.
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But first, l'd like to say a few words
about Beethoven.
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Oh, good grief.
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The candidate whose name
l would like to place before the electorate...
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...possesses the same unique combination
of qualities...
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...as those possessed by Beethoven,
the greatest of all composers...
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...that wonderful pianist,
and that tower of strength.
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Linus is sort of like that too.
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[KlDS CHEERlNG AND APPLAUDlNG]
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l accept the nomination for the office
of student body president.
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[KlDS CHEERlNG AND APPLAUDlNG]
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All right, to get organized.
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l'm the campaign manager and,
of course, l have to have an assistant.
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That will be you, Charlie Brown.
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And if you need any assistants,
you line up your own staff.
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You gotta have somebody who will handle
things like signs and posters.
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Snoopy, you're going to be my assistant
in this campaign.
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And the first thing l want you to do
is to have some signs painted.
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You can line up your own staff.
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What about a platform, Linus?
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What are you going to do
about drinking fountains?
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l am for them.
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Good. What will you do about recesses?
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Longer recesses, l say.
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Good, good. What about homework?
Are you against homework?
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Hear, hear!
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What about sick pay?
Are you for sick pay?
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l'm for it!
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[THUDS]
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[SWALLOWS]
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[LAUGHlNG]
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[SCREAMS]
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The studio's right through here.
l've lined you up with a talk show...
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...so you can have a chance to answer
questions that the voters may have.
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lt'll give us the kind of exposure we need.
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[YELLS]
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Stand by.
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Okay, you're on, Linus.
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Hello? Yes? Are you there?
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GlRL:
Hello? Hello? Am I on the air?
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Hello? Hello?
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-Are we talking now?
-Good grief.
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Yes, you're on the air.
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What do you have to say?
Do you have a question?
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Yes. I'm a first-time caller
but a long-time listener.
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I wanna know what the candidate's
gonna do about the rivers.
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Rivers? Our school doesn't have
any rivers.
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BO Y 1 :
Hello? Hello? Am I on the air?
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Yes, you're on the air.
What is your question?
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Well, you know,
I just called up, you know.
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I have questions, you know.
You know how it is when you're a voter.
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And, you know, I just wanted to ask.
I just wanted to talk to the candidate.
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You know how it is
when you're going to vote, you know.
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You sort of like to talk to them
and feel how, you know--
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-Hello?
BO Y 2: Hello? Who is this?
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What do you mean, ''who is this''?
Do you wanna talk to the candidate?
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What? No. I'm calling Harold
in Saint Paul.
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Is Harold home? I wanna talk to Harold.
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You have the wrong number.
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Hello?
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GlRL 2: Hello? I have a question.
I want to ask this question...
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...and I want to talk to the candidate.
Can I ask the candidate a question?
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Yes, the candidate is here.
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-Hello?
-Yes. Well, I have this question...
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...that I thought, maybe if I called,
I could ask you the question.
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Because I know that
if you're going to vote for a candidate...
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...I'm kind of glad that it's good
that you're having a talk show like this...
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...because it's kind of nice
that we can call in and ask our questions...
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...because you really can't ask questions
of candidates.
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I don't know how you can vote
for somebody...
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...and I'm glad that I have a chance
to ask this question.
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[LUC Y GRO ANlNG]
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And I hope you don't mind,
because I thought about this question...
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...and I think it's good to be able
to ask questions of a candidate.
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l have a question for you.
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Yes. What?
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What is your question?
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What? What did you say?
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What is your question?
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Question? Oh, my gosh.
I forgot what the question is.
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[SCREAMS]
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l see by the clock
that our time is just about up.
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l'm glad that we have had
this opportunity to talk...
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...because l think that it has cleared up
a lot of the issues...
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...on the minds of you voters.
And if we don't have talk shows like this...
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...that can help us clear up these issues,
we cannot really have good government.
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Thank you all for your cooperation.
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[YELLS]
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[CHATTERlNG]
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We're in. The polls show Linus ahead
99.8 percent to 0.2 percent.
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Great. l'll go out now
and introduce the opposition.
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My friends, it gives me great pleasure
to present to you...
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...our two candidates for office.
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l'm happy to present Russell Anderson...
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[CROWD CLAPPlNG]
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...and Linus Van Pelt.
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[CROWD CHEERlNG AND APPLAUDlNG]
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l know you are all anxious to hear
what the candidates have to say.
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So without further ado,
l present to you Russell Anderson.
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[CROWD CLAPPlNG]
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l'm very honored to be running
for student body president.
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lf l'm elected, l promise to do
the best l can. Thank you.
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Boy, now we're really in.
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That's the worst speech
l ever heard in my whole life.
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Well, you've heard the thoughts
of one candidate.
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Now l'd like to introduce Linus Van Pelt.
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[CROWD CHEERlNG]
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Thank you, Mr. Chairman.
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Friends, schoolmates, teachers,
countrymen...
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...if l'm elected student body president,
l will purge the kingdom.
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My administration will release us
from our spiritual Babylon.
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My administration will bring down
the false idols in high places.
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l wonder why the principal looks so pale.
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lf l'm elected school president...
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...l will demand immediate improvements.
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l will demand across-the-board
wage increases...
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...for custodians, teachers...
241
00:18:16,797 --> 00:18:19,857
...and all administrative personnel.
242
00:18:20,034 --> 00:18:24,562
And any little dog who happens
to wander on to the playground...
243
00:18:24,739 --> 00:18:27,139
...will not be chased away...
244
00:18:27,308 --> 00:18:30,539
...but will be welcomed with open arms.
245
00:18:34,215 --> 00:18:40,085
lf l'm elected, l will do away with
cap-and-gown kindergarten graduations...
246
00:18:40,254 --> 00:18:42,313
...and sixth-grade dance parties.
247
00:18:42,490 --> 00:18:43,752
Hooray!
248
00:18:43,924 --> 00:18:46,518
BO Y:
Tell it like it is, Linus.
249
00:18:47,728 --> 00:18:51,289
ln my administration,
children will be children...
250
00:18:51,465 --> 00:18:54,457
...and adults will be adults.
251
00:18:55,436 --> 00:18:57,996
lf l'm elected school president...
252
00:18:58,172 --> 00:19:03,405
...my first act will be to appear
before the school board.
253
00:19:03,577 --> 00:19:05,738
[WHlSPERlNG lNDlSTlNCTLY]
254
00:19:07,715 --> 00:19:08,875
Hm.
255
00:19:09,050 --> 00:19:10,574
l'm sorry.
256
00:19:10,751 --> 00:19:13,652
l will not be able to appear
before the school board.
257
00:19:13,821 --> 00:19:17,814
They meet at 8:00
and l go to bed at 7:30.
258
00:19:18,959 --> 00:19:21,359
l'm a reporter
from our school paper, Linus.
259
00:19:21,529 --> 00:19:24,589
Would you care to tell us
what you intend to do if you're elected?
260
00:19:24,765 --> 00:19:26,665
l intend to straighten things out.
261
00:19:26,834 --> 00:19:29,462
We are in the midst of a moral decline.
262
00:19:29,637 --> 00:19:34,301
lf l'm elected, my first act
will be to meet with the parents' club...
263
00:19:34,475 --> 00:19:37,467
...the principal and all the teachers.
We are starting--
264
00:19:37,645 --> 00:19:43,106
l'll just put down that you're very honored
and will do your best if elected.
265
00:19:43,551 --> 00:19:46,611
The press is against me.
266
00:19:47,054 --> 00:19:49,887
l'm a photographer
for our school paper, Linus.
267
00:19:50,057 --> 00:19:53,925
As long as you're running for school
president, we'd like a picture of you.
268
00:19:54,095 --> 00:19:59,226
ln order to make it look sort of homey,
l thought we'd pose you with a dog.
269
00:20:03,037 --> 00:20:04,902
l've changed my mind.
270
00:20:05,639 --> 00:20:08,267
Linus, this is your last speech
of the campaign...
271
00:20:08,442 --> 00:20:10,808
...so go out there
and give it all you've got.
272
00:20:10,978 --> 00:20:12,912
[CROWD CHEERlNG]
273
00:20:16,150 --> 00:20:21,144
Mr. Chairman, teachers
and fellow students...
274
00:20:21,322 --> 00:20:24,917
...this will be my last speech
before our election.
275
00:20:25,092 --> 00:20:27,151
We've got it cold, Charlie Brown.
276
00:20:27,328 --> 00:20:30,661
l want you to know
that l have enjoyed this campaign.
277
00:20:30,831 --> 00:20:32,662
BO Y:
You tell them.
278
00:20:32,833 --> 00:20:36,428
And it has been a pleasure
to meet so many of you.
279
00:20:36,604 --> 00:20:38,663
-Hooray!
-Right on!
280
00:20:38,839 --> 00:20:40,864
And l have appreciated your support.
281
00:20:41,041 --> 00:20:43,942
Therefore, l have a little surprise for you.
282
00:20:44,111 --> 00:20:46,170
Tell it like it is!
283
00:20:46,347 --> 00:20:50,681
And, as a change of pace,
rather than campaign talk...
284
00:20:50,851 --> 00:20:54,878
...l've decided to say a few words
about the Great Pumpkin.
285
00:20:55,055 --> 00:20:56,352
BOTH:
Ugh!
286
00:20:56,524 --> 00:20:58,890
Halloween will soon be with us.
287
00:20:59,059 --> 00:21:04,053
And on Halloween night, the Great Pumpkin
rises out of the pumpkin patch...
288
00:21:04,231 --> 00:21:07,962
...and brings toys
to all the good little children.
289
00:21:08,135 --> 00:21:10,296
[CROWD LAUGHlNG]
290
00:21:11,839 --> 00:21:13,898
l've blown the election.
291
00:21:14,608 --> 00:21:18,442
All right, say it.
Say it. Go ahead and say it.
292
00:21:18,612 --> 00:21:20,204
l know you wanna say it.
293
00:21:20,381 --> 00:21:24,442
l talked too much and l blew the election.
So go ahead and say it.
294
00:21:24,618 --> 00:21:27,746
Oh, you blockhead!
295
00:21:28,355 --> 00:21:29,982
She said it.
296
00:21:30,157 --> 00:21:32,751
The way l see it, we still have a chance.
297
00:21:32,927 --> 00:21:37,261
My personal poll now shows
you and Russell tied at 50-50.
298
00:21:37,431 --> 00:21:43,301
lf you don't do some other stupid thing,
we might still pull it out of the bag.
299
00:21:44,638 --> 00:21:47,664
lt's depressing to think
that there are students...
300
00:21:47,842 --> 00:21:51,243
...who don't believe
in the Great Pumpkin.
301
00:21:53,247 --> 00:21:55,238
lt's hard being a campaign worker.
302
00:21:55,416 --> 00:21:58,715
We're completely at the mercy
of our candidate.
303
00:21:58,886 --> 00:22:02,413
We do all the work
and the candidate gets all the credit.
304
00:22:02,590 --> 00:22:05,218
We ring doorbells
and make the posters...
305
00:22:05,392 --> 00:22:07,724
...and build up the candidate's image...
306
00:22:07,895 --> 00:22:12,889
...and then he says something stupid
and ruins everything we've done.
307
00:22:13,634 --> 00:22:18,435
The next time l do any campaigning,
it's gonna be for myself.
308
00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:23,737
Two for Russell. One, Linus.
309
00:22:24,311 --> 00:22:27,246
Three, Linus. Two, Russell.
310
00:22:28,616 --> 00:22:31,744
Eighty-two, Russell. Eighty-one, Linus.
311
00:22:35,556 --> 00:22:37,251
One for Linus.
312
00:22:37,825 --> 00:22:41,261
Eighty-two, Russell. Eighty-two, Linus.
313
00:22:43,731 --> 00:22:45,494
One for Russell.
314
00:22:45,666 --> 00:22:48,760
Eighty-three, Russell. Eighty-two, Linus.
315
00:22:54,074 --> 00:22:56,269
Vote for Linus.
316
00:22:57,511 --> 00:23:01,277
Eighty-three, Russell. Eighty-three, Linus.
317
00:23:08,756 --> 00:23:10,451
[SWALLOWS]
318
00:23:13,694 --> 00:23:18,131
l think that he would make
a better president than l would.
319
00:23:19,166 --> 00:23:21,225
Vote for Linus.
320
00:23:21,402 --> 00:23:26,499
That makes it 84, Linus, and 83, Russell.
321
00:23:26,674 --> 00:23:29,609
Linus is the winner.
322
00:23:30,277 --> 00:23:33,007
Boy, oh, boy, we finally made it.
323
00:23:33,180 --> 00:23:35,808
Here we are.
Now you go in and tell him...
324
00:23:35,983 --> 00:23:38,850
...exactly what you're gonna do
to straighten out this school.
325
00:23:40,220 --> 00:23:43,951
You go right in and tell him.
You've got the authority.
326
00:23:44,124 --> 00:23:46,615
We voted you in.
327
00:23:49,496 --> 00:23:52,056
Linus will lower the boom.
328
00:23:52,232 --> 00:23:56,066
He should make today a school holiday.
329
00:24:02,009 --> 00:24:04,341
LlNUS:
Yes, sir. You're absolutely right, sir.
330
00:24:04,511 --> 00:24:08,538
l won't do anything
without consulting you, sir.
331
00:24:09,083 --> 00:24:12,849
-What an ordeal.
-Well, l hope you told him.
332
00:24:13,020 --> 00:24:15,386
Well, not really.
333
00:24:15,556 --> 00:24:19,117
As a matter of fact, he told me.
334
00:24:20,027 --> 00:24:24,361
He sold out!
We elected him and he sold out!
335
00:24:27,568 --> 00:24:31,766
They're all the same. Promises, promises.
336
00:24:31,939 --> 00:24:36,842
You elect them and they weasel out
of their promises.
337
00:25:20,988 --> 00:25:22,979
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