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Hello, all you lost souls.

Okay, as you likely know, 'cause I've told you,

I'm sure, once or twice before, my libido is nonexistent.

And my therapist said I should know that it's due to the anti-depression meds.

But it's tough.

It's been hard to, um...

[clicks tongue] ...to have an orgasm.

And so, I'm gonna figure out a way to solve it.

♪ Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun! ♪ [laughs]

It's the clitoris sucker.

- Let's see now. Oh! [chuckles] - [Satisfyer whirring]

- Okay, might not be the most discreet. - [giggles]

It's supposed to have a silent mode, but this isn't exactly silent. [laughs]

But you know what? That's okay.

Let's just embrace self-pleasure, and get rid of all of these taboos.

All right. So if you're trying to stay quiet for,

well, whoever...

Well, you know, you can always say that... [chuckles]

...that you're brushing your teeth

with an electric toothbrush, which sorta sounds like it.

Let's give it a whirl. Let's see.

Wow, okay. Hmm. You have to start off gently. Mm-hmm?

Don't rev it to the max right away.

Let's see now.

Two. Two's a good speed.

I'm going up and down, finding my favorite spot.

[Sara gasps]

It's, um... a nice sensation.

- [shudders] - And pleasant.

It's different, uh, from your typical... vibrator.

[Sara moaning]

[voice trembling] It... It's just that it's hard to talk

with this on here. [laughs]

- [breathy] Mm. Okay. - Yes.

- I think I can take it up to three. - [laughs, exhales]

Yep. Mm. [pleased chuckle]

- I can do three. - [sighs]

Good.

[extended inhale] Shall we try four?

- Mm. - Okay.

I think that... we can. Think we can take it?

- Yes. - Oh no. Too much.

[gasps] Too much. Ooh. Whoa.

- Turn it one down. There. - [button clicks]

- Very good. - [gasps]

[laughs, gasps suddenly]

[both panting]

[Sara moans softly]

[breathing shakily, grunts]

[breathing heavily]

[moans, inhales sharply]

[moaning loudly]

[both panting and moaning]

[Sara cries out]

[Alma groans]

[both exhale heavily]

- [breath echoing] - [breeze blowing gently]

[Alma] Did you do everything?

Did you try every combination possible?

Uh... Bah, bah... [clicks tongue, scoffs]

My God, we did. We actually did.

Wait. Would a threesome count, or would that be cheating?

Nah, it's like when I smother cheese onto some broccoli so Daniela eats it.

Well, yeah. I mean, with that kinda mishmash,

I guess you could say it's a little bit easier.

But the bottom line is that I ate the damn broccoli.

Huh? Now there you go. Mission accomplished.

[friends chuckle]

Hold it. What about you?

We thought you ditched us, but it turns out you didn't.

She didn't even sleep here. So tell us!

Mm. Remember the ladies from the bachelorette crew?

How could we forget 'em? They were acting crazy.

- Did you hook up with one of 'em? - No! [clicks tongue]

- Just with the bride. - [Sara gasps] No way.

- [laughs] - [Olga] Oh yeah!

There you go. You made the most of it until the end.

- You minx. I can't believe that. - No, no. I'm not a minx.

- I got drugged. - [Sara] What?

Not from her. She didn't.

All her friends, they spiked the drink she was having.

I took a few swigs, and... and then we were in her hotel room.

- [gasps] And then? - [quietly] No idea.

I can't... I swear, I don't even know what her name is.

- [giggles] It really suits you. - Oh yeah? Really?

- Mm, it's hot. - Hmm?

Yeah, but I... Can I get it back?

- Now you want it back? [laughs] - [giggling] Yeah.

- [moans] - Oh, there it goes. I'm gonna swallow it.

- [laughing] - I'm swallowing it. I'm swallowing.

- Who the fuck needs a piercing? - Okay, now fuck me.

[both chuckle]

[breathing heavily]

I would say it was fairly... enjoyable.

- [laughing] - Oh, it was "fairly," she says.

My ass. You loved it.

Hold on. But I think it helped me, um, deal with some trauma.

You know, Rubén.

He never cared for...

- This. - The broccoli?

Can we stop calling pussy "broccoli"? The fuck is that, huh?

I don't know. I mean, I thought it always... Pfft, it tasted bad.

Before doing it, I'd go to the bathroom and use Chilly Gel.

- Which smells so great. - [Alma and Carol] Amazing.

And I'd go down on him to see if, that way, he'd go down on me.

- [Sara] Of course. - But nothing.

- I had a huge complex about that. - [Alma] Ah.

Okay, but what are you... are you getting at?

- Well, all of a sudden... - [Olga] Mm-hmm?

This girl started going... [quietly] ...down on me.

[sighs deeply, inhales sharply]

- Ah, by the way. - Yeah?

My name's Pilu. [giggles]

Pilu. Nice to meet you.

- You too. - I'm Carolina.

Pilu. That's her name. Pilu.

- [laughing] - Pilu the peckish.

[Sara giggles]

And I guess that's how you keep a promise, huh?

A woman that hasn't been with anyone except the father of her two kids goes

and she eats the pussy of a bachelorette. All right.

[Sara and Olga] Bravo.

No. Actually, she ate me out. I just fingered her a little. But yeah.

[Olga] Oh, of course.

Repeating the patterns of her lord and master.

- Well done. So appropriate, Carol. - I feel awful about it, you guys.

You feel awful? Why?

What do you mean, "Why?" Because I cheated on Rubén.

- [Olga] No. What? - [Carol] No?

No. 'Cause nothing we do here has anything to do with the outside world.

- It stays with us. - I feel awful.

Like, giggling with my friends.

And then giving you all the juicy details as if it were nothing.

[sighs] God, what a clusterfuck. I'm not like this.

No, but you are like this, Carol. You've always been like this.

You're just now remembering that you've been here.

- You just gotta let loose. - What are you talkin' about? [sighs]

Okay.

Carol, check.

Olga, check. Leo, you go.

I don't like most people. No, thanks.

I can't stand being touched.

I don't like dancing, much less acting like an idiot.

If I'm dancing like crazy in the middle

and making a total fool of myself with the ugliest girl...

If that doesn't count, I'll put a bullet in my head.

I think I passed my lesbian experience with flying colors.

Are you not gonna mention your make-out session?

Excuse me? Make-out session?

You know what's good about ugly women like me?

- What? - That we're exclusive.

Exclusive.

- And you know another good thing? - What?

Since we have fewer opportunities, when we get one, we give it our all.

'Kay, but I am not an opportunity.

No. I'm an opportunity for you.

Yeah, sure, whatever. [laughs]

Nah. Nah.

["Comerte la boca" playing]

[Leo] Okay, fine.

I... made out with her.

- [sighs] Christ. - [laughs] I told you!

I totally erased it from my mind.

- Fuckin' Jäger. - [laughs]

Anything else?

- No. No, no. No, that's it. - Um... [clears throat]

Okay, yeah. Yeah.

- [club music thumping] - [laughs] Here it goes.

Whoo-hoo!

- Come on! Come on! - Whoo!

- Whoo! - [woman laughs]

Look! I'm a beached whale!

What are you doing? You're doing it wrong!

You gotta keep your arms by your side.

Watch, like this.

And then try to get into the water.

Like this.

We made out, had a swim, and I pretended... to be a beached whale.

[friends laugh]

[Leo] And I fuckin' hate sand.

Leo, double check. Very good.

- That's good. And now you. - [chuckles] And now... me?

You, the stickler for the rules and solidarity.

- Did you get it done? - [sips]

[panting along with Alma on video]

- [Sara, quietly] Mm-hmm. - [Olga] Yeah?

- Let's pick the second paper now. - [chuckles] No, no.

Until we know everyone passed the test, we're absolutely not opening another one.

- Just trust me. - [Carol] Oh, don't be like that.

Come on. It can't be any worse than mine was.

I did something that I've never done before.

And, well, I crossed a line that I never thought I would ever cross.

I swear. It's just that... I don't wanna share it.

Respect that, okay?

No. No, no. I'm not gonna take any of that shit.

Now, we all have to confess.

Yeah, but that doesn't prove anything. You could've been lying.

- [door squeaks] - Hello! Good morning!

[mouthing] Call me.

See ya later.

Toodle-oo.

- [Olga] Bye. - [Sara] Bye!

[Olga snickers]

[friends crack up]

Damn, Leo! Triple check.

- Boom! - Invite her to breakfast. Do it.

The first time I went to a therapist, I was 15.

And when the therapist asked me why I'd come to see him, I...

Well, I just said to him, "My parents forced me to."

And because I cracked two molars

from constantly grinding my pearly white teeth at night.

Thing is, at night, in bed,

I would think about how ugly the world was. [scoffs]

And now it's 20 years later.

I've taken... [inhales sharply]

...antidepressants... [sighs]

...anxiolytics, and sleeping pills.

And, well, when... I go to bed at night,

I still think that the world's pretty ugly.

[Alma] And she leans in and says... [clicks tongue]

"Oh shit! Are you Alma from Lost Soul? I'm such a fan."

I go, "Mm, yeah, that's me," in, like, a really shy way.

And she buys me a drink.

Anyway, she tells me she's really related to my videos

and that she's also started going to see a therapist

and has taken meds from a young age and she grinds her teeth too.

Then she, like, gently touches my shaved head and says...

I imagine the world seems like a really ugly place to you. Yeah?

[Alma] So, yeah, next thing, we're talking about mouth guards.

We talked obsessions, compulsions, and...

Right. A "you're crazy and I'm crazy, let's get crazy in bed" thing.

[inhales] When you boil it down, more or less...

[laughs] ...something like that.

- [Carol] Oh my God. - ["Animal" playing]

♪ We the sun, yeah, I'm coming up ♪

♪ I got it fine, got the wage ♪

♪ I'm growing up ♪

♪ I'm going far ♪

♪ Pretty easy when I find ya ♪

♪ Crazy shitty when I lose ya ♪

♪ Yeah, and I told ya, I'm coming up ♪

♪ Comes from his heart And I don't wanna lose my mind ♪

♪ It's getting dark ♪

♪ I hate the time you decide to run I hate the time when the sun goes down ♪

- How's the water? - [Sara] A little cold.

Just like you.

What do you mean by that?

You're really angry.

- Why is that? - I dunno. You tell me.

No, I don't get angry.

You think you never get angry, but I know you get angry.

One question. Well, the goal. Did you complete it?

What goal's that?

Exploring something you've never explored before.

[chuckling] No, you see, I've explored absolutely every square inch of a woman.

Okay. So why did you do it? All I mean is, it's not like you had to.

Of course I had to, Sara.

It was on the paper. "Hook up with a chick."

So, I did it. And that's that.

Stealing that girl... I didn't know she was the woman of your dreams.

Come on, that girl? Do you remember what her name even was?

- Eva. - Eva?

Yeah. And I thought right away, when she told me, "My God..."

That she should've been with you. [chuckles]

Eva, the first woman? [laughs]

You're such an ass.

[both chuckle]

Well, at least you got your sex drive back, huh?

All right, enough about me, hmm?

Your turn.

I said it.

I mean, I understand

if you don't wanna tell the others, but tell me.

You've gotta tell me, yeah?

And just maybe you're the very last person who I wanna tell.

- Oh, and why is that? - I don't know.

[Carol] Hey! Ow! She killed me!

- [Olga] It's my turn now! - What's this?

Save me! I'm a beached whale!

- Come help me! - [Leo] It's not like that!

Your arms gotta be by your side, then you try to get in the sea like me.

- [Sara] They've lost it. - [laughing] Beached whale race!

- ["Animal" playing] - ♪ We the sun, yeah, I'm coming up ♪

♪ I got it fine, got the wage ♪

♪ I'm growing up ♪

♪ I'm going far ♪

♪ Pretty easy when I find ya ♪

♪ Crazy shitty when I lose ya ♪

♪ Yeah, and I told ya, I'm coming up ♪

♪ Comes from his heart ♪

♪ And I don't wanna lose my mind ♪

♪ It's getting dark ♪

♪ I hate the time you decide to run... ♪

[Sara] Drumroll, please!

- [Olga] Come on. - [Sara] Let's do this. Who wants to go?

- Okay. I'll go, I guess. - [Alma] Go on.

This one.

All right. Now, one...

Okay, and two.

Now, let's see.

Whoo! [laughs]

"Do drugs with each other." [laughs]

Come on. See ya later, Mari Carmen.

What does that mean, "do drugs"? Drugs in general?

Uh, well, that's all it says.

But I already took drugs.

And plus, it was at dawn, so today I can sit this one out.

You were drugged. It's different.

Okay, got me.

Now, Olga, roll up a joint. We'll take a few drags and keep it movin'.

Yeah, look, it's not about taking a few drags off some joint.

- Joint? Hmm? - I mean, doing drugs is all about, like...

Getting rid of our inhibition, releasing control,

and letting go together.

Isn't writing something like that kinda irresponsible and selfish?

Hah. Sheesh. You're acting like one of us is a junkie or something

or has an addiction, yeah?

Look who's talking, the one who's been drinking since 11:00.

For you, sister.

- Good for you. - [Leo] Mm-hmm.

So you know, I take Lexapro in the morning,

mirtazapine to sleep, and lorazepam when I need it.

So, if anyone's a junkie, it's me.

I got no clue how that would mix with other drugs.

- [Carol] Yeah. - [Alma] But besides that...

The truth is, we just don't know what each other's lives are like.

We see each other once a month, if even that.

Then there's our trip. And yeah, it's sacred. Of course.

And when we get together, it's... it's as if no time had ever passed.

Like we saw each other every day, but that's not the case.

We don't really share everything with each other.

I mean, we all see you out there, doing the YouTube thing.

No, no, that's not my life.

That's my job, and it's not the same thing.

Alma, that was the most depressing thing you could've said.

I mean, what she said was super depressing, yeah?

But she's right, y'know?

The thing that's driving me crazy

is not knowing who wrote this challenge and the one yesterday.

- See? - Sure, there's things we don't know about.

Or we forget to tell each other, or...

Ah, I don't know.

Maybe this is how we get to know each other better.

Why get so focused on who wrote the paper, you know?

It's true, we don't see each other much, or as much as we'd like to.

Why not... embrace this and be there for each other?

Because, well, it tests us. [chuckles]

Because it forces us to explore ourselves.

It brings out an intimate and a totally unknown,

new side to us and to everyone else.

Well, when you put it that way, mm, I guess.

Okay. So, back to what I said, then? Let's do some serious drugs.

- Yeah. Let's fucking do this. C'mon. - Yeah.

[Carol] Listen, one of us should sit this one out

and look after everyone else just in case.

[Sara] No. I don't think so. Everyone has to do it.

We can do it in a safe space at home, yeah?

[Alma] Okay, but let's do it now.

- [Olga] Yeah, now. - [Alma] The sooner, the better.

- I mean, in broad daylight. - [all laugh]

[Olga] Seriously, ladies, we're just popping a pill.

- Stop being so prudish. - [Carol] But we're taking the same thing?

- One for all and all for one? - [Alma] Yeah.

[Leo] Okay, but hold it.

You're talking like we can just go buy some from the store.

[Olga] Well, I mean, it doesn't have to be that complicated

'cause the friends of the bride who ate your broccoli...

[Carol] Olga! Seriously, stop it. No.

No, but for real, those girls must have a pretty big stash, right?

Plus, with everything you did, that must be some really good shit.

Ugh! I'll just go look for her now.

Uh, no. No. It's so embarrassing.

Well, if you don't go, then we all will.

- Okay. - We will.

Yeah? But where's she staying?

Ta-da-da, done!

- [Carol] Unbelievable! Come on! - Hey!

- Oh! What a bitch move. - [group laughs]

[indistinct chatter]

[women laughing]

[Pilu] Whose idea was it?

- Was it you? - [woman 1] We're so crazy.

[woman 2] Well, yeah.

- Tell me. - [all laugh]

Hey!

[group continues laughing]

- [Pilu] Seriously, ladies! - Hey there!

- Hey, look. That's her. Yeah. - [woman 3] Really?

Is that her?

- [Pilu] It's her. - [woman 3] No!

- Aw! She's fallen in love. - Oh, hey! Stop it.

- What's up? - [woman 2] She's here.

I'm not sure why your friends are laughing.

[chuckles] I don't know. I guess 'cause we ended up making out.

Oh, you told them?

Yeah. But... But don't worry, okay?

- They think it's great. - Ah, okay.

You're so testy. C'mon.

Right. Well, I don't wanna mislead you. See, I'm not here about last night.

I came for one thing. Drugs.

Do you have anything like what we took?

Or something? It's just, we're desperate.

Could we get some? 'Cause, like, I can pay you.

It's just, I wasn't drugged.

What do you mean? I saw the video.

Yeah, they were just messing with me.

I swear.

Ladies! Did you guys drug us?

- [group] No. - [woman 2] We didn't!

They got me really good.

No, but I felt something. I felt it in my head.

[inhales sharply] Well, that was you. What we did was all us.

Suggestion and passion.

You're a dirty girl.

You're such a dirty girl.

Want a drink?

[blender whirring]

[all crack up]

Would you all knock it off? You told me you were gonna stop.

If I'd known, I would've said they didn't have any.

[Alma] Come on, let's focus.

All right. We'll stop. We'll stop.

Uh, so one of us had a threesome

with a very cute restaurant owner last night.

I'm sure he could help us out.

Uh, no. No, thank you.

Pass. If I were to go and do that, it's gonna look like some excuse to call.

- No. Pass. - Then give me his number, and I'll call.

- What makes you think I have his number? - [sighs]

I mean, for real.

When you hook up with a guy, why do you have to keep in touch with him?

- Mm. To do it again? Don't you want to? - [Sara chuckles]

A threesome? No. Once was okay, but that's enough.

With David.

Actually, no. I don't want to.

Look, it's just... I mean, guys, you know me.

I don't get attached.

Sure, he's really smart, good-looking,

and so fucking smooth, and damn good in bed, yeah.

But I mean it. No.

It'll be a nice memory.

He helped me out with reaching yesterday's goal, and that's it.

Is it that hard to understand that I'm fine all by myself?

Okay, but why can't you still do it again?

Maybe you're scared you'll like him and you'll lose your independence.

Oh my, the horror.

Yeah, the more perfect a guy is, the faster you run away.

C'mon, just face it. You're a bona fide commitment-phobe.

Seriously? You guys are annoying.

Annoying and old-fashioned!

You just think women always need to be looking for a relationship.

Well, no.

- You see? I'm self-partnered, okay? - [Leo] Uh-huh.

- Okay. - But, hey.

I mean, if you want me to call, I'll call.

Because yeah, he's the best person to get us drugs.

I knew it. So you did exchange numbers.

I mean, it's one thing being independent and another being a jerk.

They give it, I take it, don't call.

- That's that. - Mm-hmm. And did you give him yours?

Okay, yeah, I drop called him.

Yeah. And he hasn't messaged you back or anything?

No, thank God.

Oh wow. You've found your soulmate, huh?

So I guess this whole "I'm not dealing with this guy" spiel

is 'cause he hasn't called or texted you all day?

- Oh, hi, David. - Hello.

- It's Olga. - Put it on speaker.

I don't believe you're calling.

Hold on. I'm gonna put you on speaker for a sec.

Okay.

- 'Kay. - [group] Hi, David!

Hello, handsome.

Hi, girls.

Listen, we're looking for someone to score some drugs for us tonight.

Think you could help us out, maybe?

Uh, I'm a little offended that just because I'm in the nightlife business,

you think I have dealers on my speed dial.

Uh, mm, my bad.

So sorry for assuming you'd be able to help us.

Uh, well, forget it. See you around, okay? Thanks.

David, she's being short with you because you didn't text or call all day.

- Shame on you! - I know. I'm the worst. I'm really sorry.

I hate guys who text you the next day and act as if you're together.

And then they get offended if you don't text them back right away.

And I'm like, "But, sweetie, we fucked. That's all. Don't freak out."

It's like, "Respect my boundaries and the pace set without questions."

And they think that they kind of own you right away.

- And they don't. - No, they don't.

- They don't. - I know.

- I don't know what I was thinking. - Did she have her little talk with you?

Mm, which I totally agree with.

And that's why I've been holding back the urge to text you all day.

- Aww. - God, that's the cutest thing ever!

Uh, okay, anyway, can you help us out or not?

- [birds singing] - [breeze blowing gently]

[Alma exhales]

How long has it been, guys?

- Twenty-three minutes. - I think we should feel it. Yeah.

Yeah. It should've hit, right?

[sighs] You feel it at all?

[Olga] Look, guys, we're not gonna know it's working

if we just sit here like we swallowed a bomb or something. Come on, now.

Did your boyfriend rip us off?

There's no boyfriend. No, no, no. That's enough of that.

I dunno. He could've given us some old shit.

Or worse, a patronizing placebo.

No, that'd be a sexist microaggression.

Hey, I don't think he's like that. Damn, lay off him, please.

Ah, you're already defending him. That's good.

[snickers]

Okay. [takes a deep breath]

It's making me kind of anxious, guys. I'm feelin' kinda dizzy.

Hey, now. Hey, now.

Don't get all scared. We went and looked it up.

The worst thing that could happen to you from mixing Ecstasy with antidepressants

is not getting high.

- That's it. It wouldn't affect you. - Okay.

- Fine. - [Olga] Fine.

[panting] Oh my. I'm starting to... I can feel my jaw locking shut.

Well, that's just the beginning.

Now the only way... is up. The best is yet to come.

[inhales sharply] I think it's starting to hit me hard now.

What do you feel?

[stifling a laugh] I like you all more now.

Yeah, and that scowl on your face is starting to vanish.

Okay, but I mean, I'd rather my belly disappeared.

[Olga and Sara laugh]

Don't mix it. Drink some water.

For me, a beer is like water, okay?

So, it's not...

I think maybe I'm starting to really feel it too.

Carol, you okay, my love?

Uh, I just, uh...

- Nothing. - No, not nothing.

No, yeah, nothing.

'Cause you see, nothing can ever be done.

No, yeah, I get it. But not nothing. Please don't cry, okay?

Don't cry, because crying's a form of talking.

- Crying's not fair. Crying's not fair! - Yeah, but I can't help it.

Hey, ladies, stop freaking each other out, okay?

- Please chill out. - [Alma sniffles]

No, Alma, no. Please don't cry. No, no, no, don't cry.

[sniffling]

Please, ladies, calm down.

[slaps knees] Fuck it. Here we go. Let's live our lives.

Oh God.

What kinda goddamn shit is this, huh?

If you need to cry, cry.

I don't wanna come across as the insensitive bitch that I am, guys.

God, no.

[breathing shakily, giggling]

[gasps] Let's get a piercing.

- [Olga laughs] - [Sara] Carolina.

[snickers]

[giggles]

I'm saying yes to everything. [laughs]

- No. Ladies, let's all throw up. - What?

- Yeah, yeah. - [Sara] Yes.

We've already gone through the fun part.

It's too strong. Let's maybe have a quiet dinner.

Mm, I'm not throwing up. [laughing]

I'm already coming down now.

[all laughing]

Actually, I'm starting to feel really good now.

- [sighs] - [Olga] I think we all are.

Yeah, girl. Nothing bad's gonna happen, guys.

I'm gonna go get us some speakers and get us a little music.

- [Sara] Yeah! - [Leo] Ladies.

I'm sweating, and I'm starting to feel my heart racing.

That's normal. Your heart rate is speeding up.

Well, normal for you, but not for me.

My cholesterol's through the roof, and it could fucking kill me!

Huh?

[Leo swallows heavily]

No. Where you going? No. Don't throw up, okay?

No, nature calls. I'm crapping my pants, okay?

I'm not kidding. [grunts, thuds]

Jeez, I told you to be careful with the loose tile.

- [Leo] I'm fine. - [groans]

Holy shit!

[inhales sharply, snapping fingers]

- [sounds distort] - ["Mi fábrica de baile" playing]

- There's blood. There's blood. - There's blood?

[smacks lips]

- [brakes screech] - [horn blares]

["Mi fábrica de baile" playing on car stereo]

Good thing we decided to get high at home and not go out of our comfort zone.

[Leo and Olga chuckle]

No, no, no. No, please, stop. Let's not do this, please. C'mon.

[crying] I'm doing it all wrong. So wrong.

Why are you saying that, Carol?

'Cause yesterday, I slept with a girl, and now look at us.

High in a car and about to get killed.

[Alma] I don't think there's much risk of us killing ourselves.

[Leo] Help me, please.

[horn blaring]

[friends singing along in Spanish]

EMERGENCY ROOM

[all continue singing]

[Olga] Easy! Hey!

Hey! C'mon!

Here, here, here. I got these, okay?

- Go on. - C'mon. Please.

Now, over here. Careful.

[Olga sighs]

[groans]

[David, echoing] Hold on. Don't take it out just yet.

Why are you here?

- I'm your contact. - [Olga] My emergency contact?

Yeah. The one they call if something happens.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know what it is, okay?

But who made it you?

I'm not sure. You tell me. [chuckles]

[Sara] Use him as your emergency contact.

[laughs] No.

- [Leo] Hmm. - No way I'm making him my contact.

No. No, we should all do it.

- And why's that? - Who will they call if something happens?

Well, yeah, that way, no one will find out about this.

Uh, well, I don't care who finds out.

Yeah, clearly. Because you only have your cats to answer to.

- So? - I wanna keep it from Rubén.

- Yeah, and Mario. - And Rebe too. [chuckles]

I'd never want my dad to find out about it.

There you go. To make sure no one finds out about anything,

it's gotta be a local.

- Someone we can trust. - [Olga] Then they called you?

How else would I know?

It wasn't my idea, putting you down as a contact.

Hey, don't worry about it. I thought as much.

There's no way they could've called you or told you,

'cause they don't call your contact if somebody's already with you.

- Yeah? - That's true.

Unless your friends are in rough shape themselves, right?

[Olga] Hmm.

I see.

Look at me, getting stitches. No anesthesia. I'm good.

Your magic will fix me, huh?

You're so pretty.

[echoing] Oh my God!

[Alma] I love the way you're touching my head.

Even all these horrible lights have good vibes. [echoing]

[Alma and Sara laugh]

I feel completely satisfied.

It's like I don't need or want anything else right now.

What's wrong, Alma?

Why are you crying?

'Cause I can't remember the last time I was like this with Rebe.

So happy.

[softly] We're really high, okay? [chuckles]

What you're feeling right now can't be compared to real life.

- You know what I'm saying? - And why not?

Because there's lots of things at play, and we've brushed them aside for our trip.

And that's why it's different.

Yeah. But if I brush them aside, I feel happy, ya know?

Maybe they're things I don't want anymore.

What you're feeling right now isn't real, okay?

[Alma] What I'm feeling right now is real.

Everything else in the world seems fake to me.

Then just enjoy it.

And we'll revisit it tomorrow when we're hungover if you want.

And Carol?

- Where is she? - No clue.

- Probably crying somewhere in a corner. - [both laugh]

- Is this one it? - [driver] That's right.

For you. Good job, buddy.

- [driver] Take care. - See ya later.

This is a matter of life or death. I need a piercing.

I'm high, but it won't last. That's why you gotta do it. I beg you.

We don't pierce anyone who's high or drunk.

Company policy, ma'am. Believe me, I'm doing you a favor.

You'll thank me tomorrow.

Look, I'm 37 years old. I know, I know. I don't look it, thanks.

I've wanted a piercing but never had the guts.

I'm petrified of needles. I have two kids.

Two girls came outta me down there, which is nuts.

But when it comes to piercings, I freeze up.

And plus, my husband isn't really a fan of piercings, which sucks.

And despite all that, I know what you're thinking.

Your look says it all. I get it. You think my life is so basic.

That coming here would be such a big deal.

It would have been, but the drugs are feeling so good,

I don't care about my husband or my fear 'cause I'm high.

So, come on, please. I beg you.

Hmm? Did I sway you?

- [rings loudly] - That's one piercing to go.

[ringing stops]

I...

Better go.

Why don't you and I leave?

Did you bring the backpack?

Backpack?

What do you mean, "backpack"? The little backpack.

Ah.

- [Sara] The little backpack. - [Alma] Yeah.

[Sara] How long have we had that little backpack?

This is my little backpack.

And I've probably had it since I was 12. [chuckles]

Now, my very best friend, Sara.

Hey there, Sara. [laughs]

She just hates it when I talk about her here.

Well, thing is, we were having a full-blown crisis.

And so, we went to buy a cute little backpack together

to be able to run away at any moment,

filled with the absolute essentials

so we could go to any part of the world and disappear.

So I'd just fallen in love with a girl for the first time, Aurora.

And she just ignored me.

Aurora. [laughs]

And the whole time, I was like,

"I don't wanna be a lesbian. It's so hard, and it's awful."

And you'd just caught Víctor hitting on a work colleague

with some hardcore emails, and it was a big deal.

But deep down, you didn't really care because you'd just met Mario.

[chuckling] Oh, that was wild.

Let me show you. My passport. It's crucial.

Cash. Playing cards.

An extra pair of panties.

Some deodorant. Here.

An eye mask.

A mouth guard for my teeth. As you know.

And some earplugs, here.

[pops lips, chuckles]

Naproxen, lorazepam, and antidepressants to go.

And now I've also added some pepper spray and the Satisfyer.

- A must-have. - [both laugh]

You didn't bring it though.

I mean, mm, why would I have done that?

Well, because we have more reasons than ever to use it.

What are you saying?

Only that I know my feelings aren't reliable right now.

- But yesterday's are, right? - Mm.

And the ones from the day before too?

Yeah.

And a month ago?

Things aren't good with Rebe. Ya know?

And I really wanna grab that little backpack and run far away.

But you gave her your egg for the ROPA method.

And you both seem like you're doing just fine.

Yeah, I know that. Just ignore me.

It's just that all of this is making me rethink everything.

Shh.

That's enough of that.

- Okay? Well, I think that... - That's enough, yeah.

This isn't the right time for anything.

It's fine. Just tell her, and she'll get it.

Your eggs are frozen. You have time.

So, there's no... no rush.

There might be.

Maybe there is a rush, and the only thing that's wrong is that,

honestly, I don't want to have a little guy, girl, or they with her.

And so, as you can imagine, last night,

I really wanted to hook up with another woman. I was ready.

That's the quickest and easiest way out, right?

[sighs] I can't believe it.

And here I was, blaming the pills for not being aroused.

And you realized that that wasn't it.

- No. - [both chuckle]

And...

And now you see that your libido's still very high?

After we took so much Ecstasy, take a guess.

[both laugh]

[sighs] Mm.

You seriously didn't bring your little backpack?

Mm, no.

But I'd pack it up for you in two fucking seconds.

No worries.

Aside from the mouth guard and passport, we can share.

The Satisfyer as well?

[chuckles] Of course. It's yours.

- [Satisfyer whirring] - [moaning]

- Let's go. Get me out of here. - Hold on. Hold on. We'll leave soon.

Now, where should we go?

- Where do you wanna go? - Out dancing. [echoing]

- Out dancing? - Mm.

For a second, I thought you were gonna say, "to get laid."

[chortles] Never. No.

At least not until 24 hours have passed.

Uh-uh.

Right, 24 hours. But when do we count from?

From the... from the deli... or from when we...?

It's from the... [echoing]

From when we were...

- ["Too Many Drugs" playing] - ♪ Too many drugs... ♪

[Sara sighs]

[singing along]

♪ And I love drugs ♪

♪ And I love espíritu ♪

C'mon. Lift it up.

[speaking indistinctly]

[Leo] Hey! Whoo!

Ladies! Ladies!

[chuckles] Hey!

- Ladies. There's just one thing. - What?

It's just... I love you guys. I love you so much, okay?

So fucking much.

Thank you so much for being as awesome as you are.

For putting up with all my shitty and crappy attitude sometimes.

- What? No. - We love you.

You guys are the fucking best! You're the fucking best. I mean it.

And you both look so gorgeous right now. I really fucking love you!

[all exclaim]

What am I supposed to do with this?

- There's so much of it! Whoa! - There's so much!

- Let's go fucking dance! - Let's dance!

- Yes! - But Olga...

- We gotta wait for her. - No, Olga's not here.

- Well, when did she leave? Tell us where. - A while ago. Off to get laid.

["Podría ser peor" playing]

What are we doing here?

- You wanted to go dancing. - But my friends aren't here, David.

- You want 'em here? - Yeah, of course.

I don't want to dance without them. I want them by my side all the time.

- Okay. I'll get 'em. - I need them. I want them here now.

["Podría ser peor" continues playing]

- I thought you were getting laid. - No, I wanted to dance. I missed you guys.

Feeling better?

Hey! Carol? What's up with Carol?

She drives me crazy, but she has to be here.

I miss her and wish she was dancing.

- [woman] All right, where do you want it? - [Carol] I'm not sure.

I haven't thought about it.

Let's see, the nose or on the mouth.

Eyebrow, tongue, belly button. That might be it.

Careful with the belly button. I'm nervous. Think I should risk it?

This might be the most important decision of my life.

Think you can take us to her?

I need all of us together here dancing.

Let's go and find her.

Come on, it's closing time.

All right, wait. Hold on a minute.

I'm so confused. What's going on here?

Guys, how did we all get here?

It started at the hospital.

In a small room with this guy.

Although we're not sure if he was there or not.

The jury's still out.

I'm really horny right now.

That's Ecstasy for ya. [echoing]

- Get me out of here. [echoing] - Where ya wanna go?

- [gasps] To get laid. - No, you actually said, "Dancing."

Leo was letting loose today.

Don't sew. Don't sew me yet. Don't sew me yet. Don't sew me yet.

That way, all the shit in my head can go away, and I've got loads of it.

Believe me. Loads. It's a shit ton.

And these two were working through their own stuff.

I masturbated with your Satisfyer.

I don't think that counts as a lesbian experience. [chuckles]

Well, what if I did it

while watching your video with the Satisfyer.

So does that count, or doesn't it?

[Carol] I think that counts.

[Carol] And while we were at the hospital, I got pumped up,

found a piercing spot on Google Maps, and headed over.

Just stab me.

Stab you?

Mm-hmm. My pain threshold. I wanna see how high it is.

[gasps]

I can't feel anything. It's so comforting.

Ah.

["El fin del mundo" playing]

[all] Hey!

[Carol laughing]

Carol, where the hell were you? I missed you, girl.

- I got a piercing! - What? A piercing?

Let's see it.

- [all cheer] - Oh shit! Oh!

- [all laughing] - Come on! She's waiting for us.

I came to get you guys so we could all get one.

- What? - I'm paying.

No, no. No one's paying for shit.

The paper said "do drugs," not "pierce a tit."

Yeah, but it's about leaving some mark, about change.

- I can't think of a better thing for it. - Yeah? I've changed the most.

- I've never loved you guys more. - [Sara] Love you!

And this fucking gash is mark enough. I love you all.

Hold it. That Ecstasy high didn't last very long with you, huh?

Well, maybe it's 'cause I'm so thick that the fat just absorbs it.

Well, there's still a little bit left here.

Ah, ah! Ooh, ooh!

["El fin del mundo" continues playing]

[gentle piano music playing]

["El fin del mundo" playing]

- [piano music playing] - Whoop, whoop!

["El fin del mundo" continues playing]

Whoo!

[exclaims]

Whoo!

[exhales, chuckles]

I'm still not sure if you're really here.

I've been here long enough for you to figure it out.

It actually kind of depends on you.

Do you want this to be real?

I... I mean... I'm not too sure right now.

But I... I have to say, David, I do find it reassuring

to know that, in an emergency, you'd be here to help us out.

And that pisses me off

because it makes me feel small and kinda vulnerable.

Being afraid is perfectly normal.

That doesn't make us small, Olga.

Vulnerability doesn't take away your power.

I think that showing fear makes you both stronger and also amazing.

If you really think that that'll get you laid,

well, you're on the right track.

[both laugh]

[sighs] Thanks for being here without being here.

You're welcome.

But I mean, I can also be here by being here.

And if, when you're done spending time with your friends,

you're still feeling horny and wanna get laid,

just pick up that old phone and call me.

But actually call me. Don't fuck me without fucking me.

Okay. [chuckles] Yeah, note taken.

[indistinct chatter]

Come on! Where should we go now?

- Go dancing, right? - Let's go!

Let's show off our pierced titties to the fucking world!

[all laugh]

- [Olga] Oh hey! - [Sara laughs]

[Olga] What about you guys? Did you work through your thing?

- [Alma] What? - [Carol] Your thing.

[Sara] What thing?

[Olga] The thing where you guys spend all day doing your own little thing.

[Leo] You think we don't notice, but we see everything.

- [Alma] Right. - [Carol] And I love your music.

[Sara] What music?

[Carol] The music you're exuding. It's beautiful.

[all laugh]

["Ay mamá" playing]

["Ay mamá" continues playing]

[all singing along]

[music building]

[song fades]

["Ay mamá" continues playing]

[song fades]

- [gentle chimes ring] - [orchestral music playing]