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WWW.MY-SUBS.CO
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Salt chicken?
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How spicy does it say it needs to be?
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Uh, it just says spicy food.
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I assume the spicier,
the better, though.
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It must stimulate something in
your body to bring the power out.
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- What can I get for you?
- I'll have the spiciest thing on the menu.
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No.
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I... I have a large bottle
of sriracha mayo at home.
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I think I can handle some spice.
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Well? Feeling anything yet?
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- I just can't feel my legs.
- This can't be right.
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What else do they recommend?
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Uh, long walks, castor oil, sex,
stimulation of the nipples...
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Kash, you're looking
at how to induce labour.
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No, I'm not. Oh, how
dilated is your cervix?
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Milk. Need milk.
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Jen?
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Oh, hey. Hey, what's up?
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- You all right?
- Who, me? Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
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What you got there?
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Wine, condoms, Pringles.
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Date night?
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No. No, it's none of my business.
I don't need to know. I don't care.
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Basically, as soon as you leave
my eyeline, you're dead to me.
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You're sweating a lot.
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No, I'm not.
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All right. Well, I'll
see you around then.
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Yeah, maybe. Maybe not.
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You shouldn't buy that milk. It's open.
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Sweaty, young lady.
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You've got to buy the
milk before you drink it.
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I've tried to do the research
about what brings powers out,
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but it's all anecdotal.
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You'd think, after ten years,
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there'd at least be some
decent peer-reviewed studies.
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Where are all the peers?
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What do the anecdotes say?
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Common themes crop up.
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Fear, anxiety, stress, adrenaline.
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Oh, yeah. Adrenaline is where it's at.
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Life and death, right?
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Russian roulette, diffusing bombs,
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or we could just push you off a bridge.
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Oi! You can't spend your
shift chatting with your mates.
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This is a place of
work, not a discotheque.
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He's a paying customer.
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Look, he's buying a bunch of dumb
shit for his superhero costume.
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It's actually a vigilante costume...
Uniform. It's not a costume.
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We're talking about how
people got their powers.
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Oh, in that case, park yourself.
I've got a yarn for you.
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Picture this.
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Come back here early from a
trip to the wholesalers in Penge.
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I walk into the stockroom to
find my husband, of 30 years,
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giving it to Raquel.
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Well, I'm screaming. He's screaming.
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Raquel's crying. It's
all very stressful.
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Then bang!
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They look at me like I've got two heads.
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Turn to look in the mirror. There's
a little girl staring back at me.
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Sounds like stress is a
good place to start then.
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Just don't do it on company time, yeah?
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Big smiles for the customers.
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I know what to do.
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What?
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It's gonna be a surprise.
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You are gonna hate it.
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Okay. All right. Fuck me up.
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I want you to promise me
you're not gonna run away.
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Carrie, I'm not five.
I'm not gonna run away.
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Come on.
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- Jen!
- No, I hate you.
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Hello, have you got an appointment?
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Fuck you.
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Jen Regan. 11.15.
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Okay. Jen...
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I don't think I can do this.
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- Do you want a power or not?
- I do. I really do.
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- Who's a brave little bitch?
- I'm a brave little bitch.
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- You can do this.
- I can do this.
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- Jennifer Regan.
- Okay.
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Can you hear that?
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The ominous music?
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Yeah.
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I keep telling reception to
warn people before they come in.
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It's my power.
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I make people generate their
own soundtrack around me.
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I'm going to assume you're
afraid of the dentist?
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No.
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Shall we get started?
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Prices start at £3,000.
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- Three grand? It's just a billboard.
- Yeah.
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Well, it's so big. Gloss is expensive.
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All right, okay.
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Oh, what if I put it up myself?
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Mm-hmm.
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Yourself? With what?
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- PVA.
- I can't see that working.
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No, I do think that
would work, actually.
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No! Don't put me on hold, Diane.
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♪ That's the way, uh-huh, uh-huh ♪
♪ I like it, uh-huh, uh-huh ♪
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♪ When you take me by the hand ♪
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Hello?
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♪ ... all your love ♪
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♪ And do it, babe... ♪
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Not cat.
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Man.
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♪ Oh, that's the way... ♪
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We've got...
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Look, Diane, don't try and
upsell me on 200 gsm gloss, okay?
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This isn't my first rodeo.
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Well, you don't wanna
skimp on the high gsm.
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Uh, one minute.
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Oh, what about a charity discount?
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Yes, my charity number is 24.
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Right, let's take a look.
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I am so sorry.
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Well, the good news is
you have quite nice teeth.
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No, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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The bad news is we're going to have
to do quite a few fillings today.
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All right, I can't listen to this.
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I'm going to give you
something to help you relax.
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Valium. It will alleviate your anxiety.
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No. No, no. I need to be
anxious. I need to feel the fear.
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Suit yourself.
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Viper to Unicorn. Pick up.
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Update status on Jen. Should
I initiate Plan B? Over.
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No. Plan A is in progress,
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and I actually think
it's going quite well.
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So, over.
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No. Can I initiate Plan D later? Over.
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What's Plan D?
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It's your dick, isn't it?
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It's my dick. Over.
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Yes. I am ready for Plan D.
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Meet me at 69 hundred hours. Over.
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My angel! Hi.
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Did it happen?
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Did you get a power?
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I've had one this whole time.
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- Power of friendship.
- She's been given Valium.
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So you're going to
have to take care of her
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for the next three to four
hours before it wears off.
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Initiate Plan D... B!
I mean Plan B. Over.
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You know who's under-rated?
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Simon & Garfunkel. Just two lovely boys.
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Get up! Get up now,
you big English bastard!
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- Am I the bastard?
- Do as I say, and I won't kneecap ya!
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- So I won't.
- What are you doing?
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Shh. I'm conducting a campaign of
terror on the mainland. So I am.
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Hit the boot, would you? Hit
the boot for a united Ireland!
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Get in!
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- Who are you supposed to be?
- I'm being a terrorist.
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What's more stressful than
being kidnapped by a terrorist?
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Why the IRA? Why not, like, al-Qaeda?
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Fuck. That would've
made a lot more sense.
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What now?
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Uh, get lunch? I'm starving.
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Oh! Right. Yeah, let her stew in
there with her thoughts for a bit.
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Nothing worse than the
fear of the unknown, right?
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Ignore? You can't ignore me.
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It's Luke. Do the thing.
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Oh. Hi, Luke! Lucas!
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Is that short for Lucas?
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I don't even know your name... Did
you ever tell me your actual name?
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Love, I feel...
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I have a lot of feelings about you.
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Number one: horny.
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Number two: love.
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Is it love? I don't know, but...
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Oh, you make me feel
special, and I like that.
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And I hope it's real.
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But, Luke, you don't go
on outside dates with me
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or introduce me to your friends.
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And that just makes me feel bad.
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But i-is that normal?
Do I want too much?
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What is love?
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Also, you have such a pretty cock,
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and it's like, you know, we don't
tell men this enough. You know?
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Like, they have body-image issues too.
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- Cheese and tomato.
- Yeah.
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- Smoked salmon and cream cheese.
- Okay.
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- Egg and cress.
- Yeah.
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- Ploughman's.
- Mmm.
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- Tuna mayo.
- Mm-hmm.
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- BLT.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Reuben.
- Mmm.
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Bagel?
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Is a bagel a sandwich?
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Well, it's carb, filling, carb.
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Well, if you say that, then a
croque monsieur could be a sandwich.
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Yeah, a croque monsieur is a sandwich.
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How dare you?
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Who are you? Like, right?
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I wanna know you.
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I wanna know your security
questions. You know?
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Like, what street did you
grow up on? Or, like, what...
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Oh!
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All right. Chill out.
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Or, you know, like, what's
your mother's maiden name?
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I wanna know the names
of your dead pets.
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- Oh, my God.
- Mm-hmm.
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- A burger is just a sandwich.
- Mmm.
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- Oh, my God, Carrie.
- What?
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That pigeon's got a whole croissant.
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Oh, my God.
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I know. Look at him go.
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The car. The car!
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Oh, right.
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♪ Wise men say only fools rush in ♪
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♪ But I can't help... ♪
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Oh. One minute, I've got a
call coming through. Okay.
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Oh, hey, girl!
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Jen, are you okay? Don't panic.
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I love you. Everything's
gonna be okay. Don't panic.
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Why would I panic?
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You're stuck in a boot.
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Oh, yeah.
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Jen, I want you to listen
to me very carefully.
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Go to messenger and drop
me a pin of your location.
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Okey-dokey, there we go.
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You sent me a picture
of Phillip Schofield.
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I did? Oh, let me try again.
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It's the same picture
of Phillip Schofield.
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Well, then I don't know
what you want me to do.
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Just drop me a pin so I
can come get you, Jennifer!
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Ooh.
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I'm in trouble.
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When we get the car released,
don't mention Jen's in the boot.
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Just play it cool.
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Uh... uh, one... one little
thing, that's Mum's car.
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Okay.
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Uh, and technically, uh,
I'm not allowed to drive it,
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uh, because I don't have a licence.
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Oh, God.
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I don't wanna go to jail.
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Sure, I'll get ripped,
make friends for life.
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But how am I gonna
explain the gap on my CV?
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Relax, it's our property.
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There's nothing dodgy
about what we're doing.
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We don't need to hide.
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Jen, are you in there?
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Hey! What are you guys doing here?
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We've come to spring you out.
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Okay. Sick.
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I haven't got the key.
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You do have the key.
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You have so many pockets.
How do you not have the key?
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No, they're not there.
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Uh. Uh, l-let me check again.
250
00:15:49,990 --> 00:15:53,077
- They're not there. Oh, God.
- Well, how long till the Valium wears off?
251
00:15:53,661 --> 00:15:57,039
They said three to four
hours, and it's been exactly...
252
00:16:00,334 --> 00:16:01,752
... four hours.
253
00:16:10,344 --> 00:16:12,513
Oh. I guess we have a little longer.
254
00:16:12,596 --> 00:16:14,890
Get me out of this fucking
boot! Don't do this! Fuck!
255
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:17,309
Let me go! Let me out! Let me out!
256
00:16:17,393 --> 00:16:19,395
Why you fucking closing me in?
257
00:16:20,020 --> 00:16:21,271
Oh.
258
00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:26,110
Jen. Little hiccup,
we don't have the key.
259
00:16:26,193 --> 00:16:27,945
What do you mean you
don't have the fucking key?
260
00:16:28,028 --> 00:16:30,155
Get a key ring, you dumb bitch.
They sell them everywhere.
261
00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:32,700
Oh, my God, I'm really sorry.
I'm very stressed right now.
262
00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:34,451
Stand back, ladies.
263
00:16:37,413 --> 00:16:38,831
Oh.
264
00:16:38,914 --> 00:16:40,916
I assume whatever he
did, didn't work, yeah?
265
00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:47,214
Jen.
266
00:16:47,297 --> 00:16:50,217
We're gonna need some
brute force to get you out.
267
00:16:51,218 --> 00:16:53,929
Someone strong.
268
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,472
No. No... No way.
269
00:16:55,556 --> 00:16:57,766
Do you have any idea how
smug she'd be about it?
270
00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:00,310
She'd be all like, "Well, well, well."
271
00:17:01,770 --> 00:17:03,397
She's not a panto villain.
272
00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:06,400
Well, well, well...
273
00:17:07,776 --> 00:17:08,986
Are you okay in there?
274
00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:11,613
Get bent!
275
00:17:12,364 --> 00:17:14,658
Okay, well, I guess
you don't need my help.
276
00:17:14,742 --> 00:17:15,743
I'll fuck off then.
277
00:17:15,826 --> 00:17:18,787
No, no, don't. Don't get bent.
278
00:17:19,621 --> 00:17:23,959
I'm more than happy to help
you out if you ask me nicely.
279
00:17:24,626 --> 00:17:26,545
Let me out, please.
280
00:17:26,628 --> 00:17:29,882
We can be nicer than that. Can't we?
281
00:17:29,965 --> 00:17:30,966
Something like,
282
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:37,050
"Andy, please save me from my
own monumentally stupid choices
283
00:17:37,347 --> 00:17:41,351
because I'm a powerless loser
with thin, lifeless hair."
284
00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:51,779
Andy, please save me from my
own monumentally stupid choices
285
00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:55,032
because I'm a powerless loser
with thin, lifeless hair.
286
00:18:00,287 --> 00:18:01,287
Don't!
287
00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:06,043
You little shit, I'm
gonna fucking kill you.
288
00:18:06,126 --> 00:18:09,254
I just saved your life. I'm a hero.
289
00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:11,215
It's okay. You're out now.
290
00:18:12,174 --> 00:18:13,258
Thank you, Andy.
291
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:18,097
Jennifer!
292
00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:20,140
- Jen! Jen, we're here.
- Jennifer!
293
00:18:20,224 --> 00:18:21,725
Why did you bring Mum here?
294
00:18:23,977 --> 00:18:28,357
How, and why, in the name of
God, did you get stuck in a boot?
295
00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:29,942
I don't need to explain my life to you.
296
00:18:30,025 --> 00:18:31,735
Yes, I can pay for it, Mummy.
297
00:18:32,402 --> 00:18:34,363
- Carrie, can I borrow £300?
- Yeah.
298
00:18:34,446 --> 00:18:38,325
You could've suffocated!
Thank God Andy was there.
299
00:18:38,408 --> 00:18:41,787
It's not airtight, and Andy was
only there because I called her.
300
00:18:42,371 --> 00:18:44,230
I wasn't in so much
life-threatening peril
301
00:18:44,231 --> 00:18:45,958
that I couldn't use my phone.
302
00:18:47,209 --> 00:18:51,046
Oh, God. Oh, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no. Don't be real.
303
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:53,340
So weird though. The boot lid
was gone when I borrowed it.
304
00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:56,802
- I left Luke a voice mail.
- I'll call you back. It's all kicking off.
305
00:18:56,885 --> 00:18:59,054
- Who's Luke?
- Her fuck buddy.
306
00:18:59,638 --> 00:19:02,099
Oh, sorry, Mary. Uh, her fudge buddy.
307
00:19:02,182 --> 00:19:03,308
Oh, that sounds worse.
308
00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:07,062
No. Fix it. Use your power. Like,
delete it or recall it or something.
309
00:19:10,190 --> 00:19:11,692
- Well, where is it then?
- No.
310
00:19:11,775 --> 00:19:13,443
No! Press the phone button, Mum.
311
00:19:13,527 --> 00:19:15,571
Oh, Christ! I think
I'm calling somebody.
312
00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:17,781
Okay, look, voice mail. There.
Now click the voice mail.
313
00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:19,283
It's written there in plain English.
314
00:19:19,366 --> 00:19:20,742
Look, just click it!
315
00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:22,661
... dates with me or introduce me to...
316
00:19:22,744 --> 00:19:24,538
Don't cast it to the car, Mum!
317
00:19:24,621 --> 00:19:27,082
But is that normal? Do I want too much?
318
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:29,501
- Fuck!
- I don't know how I'm doing this!
319
00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:31,336
Also, you have such a pretty cock...
320
00:19:37,676 --> 00:19:38,677
Oh, my God.
321
00:19:44,308 --> 00:19:46,435
Why don't you just spam
him with something else?
322
00:19:46,518 --> 00:19:48,270
Distract him, and he won't
look at his voice mail.
323
00:19:48,353 --> 00:19:49,438
Andy, stop.
324
00:19:51,481 --> 00:19:53,275
Oh, my God. That's a really good idea.
325
00:19:53,358 --> 00:19:56,018
Yeah, okay, what could
I possibly send him
326
00:19:56,019 --> 00:19:57,654
that could, um, distract him that much?
327
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:10,000
Even I know you should send him
a dirty picture. Jesus Christ.
328
00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:15,631
Not now.
329
00:20:33,190 --> 00:20:35,317
What do you think? Full show?
330
00:21:00,717 --> 00:21:02,844
- What the fuck?
- I'm not a man, I'm a cat.
331
00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:05,597
No, no, no. I-I'm a man,
not a cat. I'm a man!
332
00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:07,766
Oh, my God. You can see me.
333
00:21:07,849 --> 00:21:10,269
You can see me. Please help
me. Please... It's okay.
334
00:21:11,603 --> 00:21:12,604
Ow.
335
00:21:22,656 --> 00:21:24,700
What's going on? We heard screaming.
336
00:21:24,783 --> 00:21:26,201
I've got my power.
337
00:21:27,911 --> 00:21:29,871
- I've got magic tits.
- Oh.
338
00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:35,669
Cat sees my tits. Cat turns into man.
339
00:21:35,752 --> 00:21:39,298
My tits turn cats into men.
It's pretty straightforward.
340
00:21:40,173 --> 00:21:42,551
Maybe it's all animals.
We should go to the zoo.
341
00:21:42,634 --> 00:21:45,637
No! I-I'm a man! Just a man!
342
00:21:45,721 --> 00:21:49,099
I-I'm a shape-shifter. I
think I got a bit stuck!
343
00:21:50,183 --> 00:21:51,601
Well, that is what a cat would say.
344
00:21:51,685 --> 00:21:53,145
What if he's telling the truth?
345
00:22:01,903 --> 00:22:02,904
Oh, Jesus.
346
00:22:05,032 --> 00:22:06,241
You can see me.
347
00:22:15,042 --> 00:22:16,209
You can see me.
348
00:22:32,517 --> 00:22:33,518
What's your name?
349
00:22:34,811 --> 00:22:35,812
Mmm.
350
00:22:39,399 --> 00:22:40,400
No idea.
351
00:22:40,984 --> 00:22:42,027
Where are you from?
352
00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:44,363
I don't know.
353
00:22:46,406 --> 00:22:47,616
What do you remember?
354
00:22:47,699 --> 00:22:50,494
I remember I went to
the... the building place.
355
00:22:50,577 --> 00:22:53,121
The chairs thing.
356
00:22:53,205 --> 00:22:55,582
It's like, um, child prison.
357
00:22:55,665 --> 00:22:56,958
- Oh, school?
- Yeah.
358
00:22:57,042 --> 00:23:00,337
Yeah, and I went somewhere
every day, so I must've had a...
359
00:23:00,921 --> 00:23:03,632
It's, like, sadness but money?
360
00:23:03,715 --> 00:23:05,634
- A job?
- Yeah.
361
00:23:06,551 --> 00:23:08,095
And then cat.
362
00:23:08,178 --> 00:23:09,346
Until a few days ago.
363
00:23:09,429 --> 00:23:11,139
Then, boom. Man.
364
00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:13,767
Then cat again. I think
I'm good now. I'm "stablay."
365
00:23:14,935 --> 00:23:15,977
Do you mean stable?
366
00:23:16,645 --> 00:23:19,731
I do, yeah. Words come bad to me now.
367
00:23:19,815 --> 00:23:22,484
Oh, my God. I had sex in front of you.
368
00:23:23,777 --> 00:23:28,573
Oh, sex! I remember
sex. It's good stuff.
369
00:23:28,657 --> 00:23:30,117
So, you're a pervert?
370
00:23:31,451 --> 00:23:32,744
I don't think so.
371
00:23:34,621 --> 00:23:37,707
Uh, what's the last thing you
remember before you went cat?
372
00:23:37,791 --> 00:23:39,543
Oh, boy. Um.
373
00:23:40,168 --> 00:23:43,713
School, job, something, something,
374
00:23:43,797 --> 00:23:46,883
Spurs beat Arsenal 4-2
at home, then I think cat.
375
00:23:46,967 --> 00:23:48,677
Something, something. Now.
376
00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:50,053
Wait. Go back.
377
00:23:50,137 --> 00:23:51,221
Something, something.
378
00:23:51,304 --> 00:23:53,849
No. Jesus Christ. Spurs beat Arsenal...
379
00:23:53,932 --> 00:23:56,935
4-2 at home. Yeah, I remember
that. Why do I remember that?
380
00:23:57,018 --> 00:23:59,020
- It's probably the last match he saw.
- Yeah, yeah.
381
00:23:59,104 --> 00:24:00,105
I hope not.
382
00:24:07,779 --> 00:24:11,533
How long do you think you've been away?
383
00:24:12,534 --> 00:24:15,120
Long time. Few weeks maybe?
384
00:24:17,998 --> 00:24:19,833
That match was three years ago.
385
00:24:33,638 --> 00:24:35,265
All right. I've ordered an Uber.
386
00:24:35,348 --> 00:24:36,349
For who?
387
00:24:38,268 --> 00:24:40,353
- Kash.
- You can't do that.
388
00:24:40,437 --> 00:24:43,078
What, are you just gonna drive
him out to the countryside
389
00:24:43,079 --> 00:24:44,079
and abandon him?
390
00:24:44,149 --> 00:24:48,778
No, I can't afford to go that
far. I'm sending him to Ilford.
391
00:24:48,862 --> 00:24:51,740
I took him in. I can't
just chuck him out again.
392
00:24:51,823 --> 00:24:53,033
He's my responsibility.
393
00:24:54,659 --> 00:24:57,078
He's only here till he
figures out who he is.
394
00:24:57,162 --> 00:24:59,581
Then we fob him off on
someone who actually knows him.
395
00:24:59,664 --> 00:25:01,166
- Fine.
- Fine.
396
00:25:01,249 --> 00:25:02,375
He stays out of my room.
397
00:25:06,588 --> 00:25:07,589
What now then?
398
00:25:08,089 --> 00:25:11,259
I don't know. Suppose I can
get rid of the litter tray.
399
00:25:11,343 --> 00:25:12,385
Or do I get a big one?
400
00:25:12,469 --> 00:25:14,888
No. Do you want me to keep
trying to make you afraid?
401
00:25:15,555 --> 00:25:17,370
Carrie, if that didn't
shake a power out of me,
402
00:25:17,371 --> 00:25:18,558
I don't think anything will.
403
00:25:23,313 --> 00:25:24,981
Do you think my power
could still be tit-based?
404
00:25:25,065 --> 00:25:26,566
100%. Yeah.
405
00:25:27,067 --> 00:25:29,152
To me, they're pretty
powerful as they are.
406
00:25:29,236 --> 00:25:31,154
One's a bit more powerful
than the other. But...
407
00:25:33,782 --> 00:25:36,117
I'll make your powerful tits some tea.
408
00:26:31,298 --> 00:26:32,424
Just wanted to make sure.
409
00:26:35,428 --> 00:26:40,428
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