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[ax sharpening]
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- Hey Gretta, Nana and I are
doing some decluttering.
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Got anything for Goodwill?
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[blows on ax]
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- Who's Goodwill?
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- Yeah, the less fortunate.
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Anything you want to donate?
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- Oh, for the poor box.
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Mmm, I fear all of these
things are essential.
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- What's in this?
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- Half a dead mouse, I believe.
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[Dwight chuckling]
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- Ah, why do you have
half a dead mouse?
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- I suppose you're right.
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You may take it for the poor.
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- What happened to
the other half?
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- It's a grim tale.
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It all began--
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- Stop.
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I don't want to know.
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What's in here?
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That just looks like old mail.
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Just adding clutter
to your lives.
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A good rule is, if you haven't
opened it in two years,
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you should just throw it out.
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So how about we make two stacks?
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One for keep, and one for shred.
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- Oh, very well.
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[mail clattering]
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[trunk squeaking]
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[epic music]
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♪
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♪
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- What vision of beauty is thi?
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[gasps]
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- Hey, what about this bust
of King Azret the Grim?
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Gretta?
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[medieval music]
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Dwight: Okay, so about 1,000 years ago,
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there was this princess, Grett.
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And she was in big trouble
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because she had lots of enemies and not a lot of friends.
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So her court magician Baldric cast the champion spell.
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It put everyone in the woods to sleep
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until a champion would come, break the spell with his kiss,
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and deal with Gretta's big, scary enemies.
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But that guy never showed up.
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Instead, they got me.
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♪
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♪
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Gretta: Halt!
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Halt, kind sir.
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A gift?
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- No.
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That's your newspaper.
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You paid for it.
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- What is your name,
gallant stranger?
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- Huh?
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Todd.
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- Todd.
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There is music in the sound.
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And where do you hail from,
fair Todd?
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- What?
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- She means where do you live?
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- Oh, um, the new neighborhood
behind the Walmart.
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- Sir Todd of
Behind the Walmart.
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The honor of making
your acquaintance
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has been the bright
spot of my life.
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- Huh?
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Gretta: How thrilling it is to
watch you ply your trade.
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- You're doing a great
job with those papers.
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- Oh, it's pretty easy.
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I got a bike.
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Gretta: How nobly you sit upon it.
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Sir Dwight, aself me.
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Quickly.
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I wish to remember
this moment.
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- I am absolutely not
going to do that.
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- I gotta go.
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- Oh, you may take my favor
and carry it with you
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to inspire and protect
you in battle.
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- That's okay.
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I got Kleenexes.
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- Farewell!
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Todd, Todd.
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Oh, Todd.
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- Still no venison
at the market.
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Gretta: His name is Todd.
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Todd of Behind the Walmart.
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- That's whose name,
Your Highness?
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- Him!
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My one true love!
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- Your what?
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- My heart's beat.
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My life's meaning.
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The light of my bosom.
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- Please, don't say bosom.
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[sniffing newspaper]
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- Oh, my sweet Todd.
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- You know this Todd?
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- I think she means
the paper boy.
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I didn't even know people
still read newspapers.
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[kissing newspaper]
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Baldric: Something is amiss.
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[kissing continues]
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♪
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[giggling]
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- She has fallen
under an enchantment.
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- Are you sure?
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- I must devise a way
to win his heart.
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This pursuit will be
my life's mission,
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until sweet Todd is my own.
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[gasps]
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- Well, that was terrifying.
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- Tell me everything!
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- Uh, let's see.
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Well, she was sorting mail.
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Here's her stack, she--
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She put everything
in the keep pile.
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That's not the point at all.
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[Baldric gasps]
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- Hexela.
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- Hexela?
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- Mmm.
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[clears throat]
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I fear she has fallen
under a love spell.
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When the princess read the words in this letter,
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she fell deeply in love with
the first person she saw.
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- Todd on his paper route.
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- Come, Sir Dwight.
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A confrontation is in order.
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♪
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[Baldric grunting]
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- The entrance is barred.
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- "Friends, one and all,
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"the salon is closed this week
while I attend a convention.
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"The stars are aligned for
safe return travel
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on Saturday evening."
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- Saturday evening?
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- That's three days.
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Baldric: Even then, she
will exact a painful price
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for breaking the spell.
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- Well, she can't
have Gretta's bones.
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We got to stick to our guns
on that one.
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Baldric: Assuredly.
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She may demand instead
a year of servitude
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or all the books
in my collection.
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Even my hand in matrimony.
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- Really?
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Hey, man.
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You could do a lot worse.
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- Whatever her price,
rest assured, it will be high.
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- Well, you're a magician,
Baldric.
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Can't you just break the spell?
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- If my scepter were
in one piece.
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- Man, you're really
hung up on that.
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Look, don't allow your
limitations to define you.
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This is your chance to
see what you can do
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without a magic scepter
holding you back.
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- And so I shall.
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[knocking]
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Baldric: Enter!
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- Any change?
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- See for yourself.
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- Oh, your timing is superb.
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I have just finished my work.
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What do you think?
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- It's great.
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Gretta: I have been thinking.
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I must do something
special for my Todd.
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Something fragrant and savory that says,
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you are invited to
feast at my table.
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Of love!
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[Baldric groans]
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- So you're going to
cook something?
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Gretta: Oh, certainly not!
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Cooking is for cooks.
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I will go hire one.
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- You can't leave in such
a state, Highness.
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Your enemies are all about.
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Consider the danger.
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- What care I about danger?
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[Gretta singing]
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- After her!
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Wait, not like that.
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Arm yourself, quickly!
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[chuckles]
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The princess' brain is addled with love.
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She cannot defend herself.
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You must defend her.
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- But this is Gretta's
favorite sword.
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She would never let me--
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- Gird up your loins and
do what must be done!
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- Please don't say loins.
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- I'm going to return to
my books to find the remedy.
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♪
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- Come on, Gretta,
can you stay focused here?
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To the tavern, and back.
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That's the mission.
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- You worry too much,
Sir Dwight.
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Look at this beautiful day.
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Look at these flowers!
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Look at that perfectly
shaped cloud
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that looks exactly like Todd!
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Dwight: I would have said bunn.
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- There it is!
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- Huh.
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That place is new.
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Gretta: The best cooks in the village.
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Only the best for my Todd.
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Smell that roasting flesh.
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[sighs]
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- What is it?
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- What do you mean, what is it?
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It is quite obviously
a glazed hog's head.
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- Actually, you're right.
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It is quite obviously
a glazed hog's head.
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- Won't Todd be surprised
and overwhelmed?
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- That is a guarantee.
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[Gretta gasps]
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- He'll be here any minute!
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Hurry!
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[groans in disgust]
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♪
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- Todd!
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'Tis but a small
token of my esteem!
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[screams]
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- Todd!
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Todd!
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Come back!
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Todd, come back!
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I made it just for you!
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Todd!
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- I fashioned this mask
out of pixie wings
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and the hairs of
a unicorn tail.
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When I wear it,
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I can read the enchanted letter
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without the enchantment
taking effect on me.
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- That's great, cause this is
getting way out of hand.
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- Here we go.
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All right.
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My sweet, darling,
Baldy-boo--
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- Baldy-boo?
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- Uh, let's just skip ahead
to the pertinent part.
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Ah!
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"When you read these words,
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"you will assume the love mind and will fall deeply in love
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with the first person
you behold."
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- Go on, go on!
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- That's all it says.
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- Well, we knew that!
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- I'd hoped for slightly
more information.
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Now, now,
let's just take a moment
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to appreciate the mask, mmm?
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Oh, ah!
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I worked all morning on this.
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[door opens and closes]
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- You know what?
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Great work.
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Really, Baldric.
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We'll get some tape later and
we'll put it on the fridge.
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- Yes!
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♪
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- I was too forward.
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I see it now.
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My Todd is a discerning soul.
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Of course he could
never be impressed
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by a brazen hog's head!
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He appreciates subtlety.
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Mystery.
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Romance.
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- Here, I'll put your pig
in the fridge.
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- When he comes on the morrow,
274
00:11:25,386 --> 00:11:27,686
he will see the princess
of his imaginings.
275
00:11:27,721 --> 00:11:30,857
The lady spoken of
in legend and song.
276
00:11:30,925 --> 00:11:33,525
[sighs]
277
00:11:36,364 --> 00:11:41,534
["Flower Duet"
from the opera Lakmé]
278
00:11:41,602 --> 00:11:56,582
♪
279
00:11:56,518 --> 00:12:11,530
♪
280
00:12:11,532 --> 00:12:16,568
♪
281
00:12:16,638 --> 00:12:21,240
♪
282
00:12:21,075 --> 00:12:22,674
- Sir Dwight, would
you kindly rid us
283
00:12:22,744 --> 00:12:25,778
of the angels in the tower?
284
00:12:25,846 --> 00:12:30,749
♪
285
00:12:30,818 --> 00:12:37,023
- The light was right, I had the
flower petals, the choir.
286
00:12:36,958 --> 00:12:38,924
What more can
a maiden do, Baldric?
287
00:12:40,495 --> 00:12:41,059
Dwight: Hey, you guys were really awesome.
288
00:12:41,129 --> 00:12:41,761
Great job, really.
289
00:12:41,829 --> 00:12:43,228
Really, thank you so much.
290
00:12:43,298 --> 00:12:44,096
Yeah, you can keep the wings.
291
00:12:44,165 --> 00:12:44,630
That's real gold.
292
00:12:44,699 --> 00:12:44,897
Go ahead.
293
00:12:44,966 --> 00:12:45,965
Thank you.
294
00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:46,965
You were really, really,
really, really good.
295
00:12:47,035 --> 00:12:48,400
Really good, guys.
296
00:12:48,469 --> 00:12:52,338
♪
297
00:12:52,273 --> 00:12:52,939
[Gretta sighs]
298
00:13:00,882 --> 00:13:03,516
- Hey, maybe it's not
meant to be, Gretta.
299
00:13:03,451 --> 00:13:06,185
You're a royal warrior princess
from 1,000 years ago,
300
00:13:06,253 --> 00:13:09,721
and Todd is a seventh grade paper boy from Woodside.
301
00:13:09,791 --> 00:13:11,457
Plus, everybody
knows print is dead.
302
00:13:11,392 --> 00:13:12,491
You really want
a guy with no future?
303
00:13:12,559 --> 00:13:16,561
- That's it.
304
00:13:16,631 --> 00:13:18,297
Sir Dwight, you
must tell me at once
305
00:13:18,366 --> 00:13:20,433
the secrets of
love in your time!
306
00:13:20,368 --> 00:13:21,901
How does a woman win
a man's heart here?
307
00:13:21,969 --> 00:13:23,636
- Whoa, no, no, no, no, no!
308
00:13:23,704 --> 00:13:25,137
You're not roping me
into this circus.
309
00:13:25,073 --> 00:13:26,572
- What? Why not?
310
00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:28,741
- Because you don't really
love Todd, Gretta!
311
00:13:28,809 --> 00:13:30,475
What happened was you read a magic love letter
312
00:13:30,545 --> 00:13:34,280
that turned your brain into silly putty.
313
00:13:34,348 --> 00:13:36,048
- You're jealous.
314
00:13:36,117 --> 00:13:38,017
[Baldric laughs]
315
00:13:38,085 --> 00:13:38,884
Dwight: Jealous?
316
00:13:38,952 --> 00:13:40,352
[clattering]
317
00:13:40,421 --> 00:13:51,430
[suspenseful music]
318
00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:55,567
[both yelling]
319
00:13:55,637 --> 00:13:56,602
- Chlodwig?
320
00:13:56,671 --> 00:13:58,403
- What ho, brother!
321
00:13:58,473 --> 00:13:58,838
- Does he have kitchen
privileges now?
322
00:13:58,906 --> 00:14:00,740
- No!
323
00:14:00,675 --> 00:14:05,011
Unhand that hog, sir.
324
00:14:05,079 --> 00:14:07,179
Chlodwig: I couldn't help but overhear that you were in ned
325
00:14:07,248 --> 00:14:10,049
of some sage advice
on the subject of love.
326
00:14:10,117 --> 00:14:11,617
You are in luck,
327
00:14:11,553 --> 00:14:15,054
for no one knows more
of love than Chlodwig.
328
00:14:15,122 --> 00:14:15,988
- I have to stop you
right there.
329
00:14:16,057 --> 00:14:17,489
- Oh, Chlodwig!
330
00:14:17,558 --> 00:14:18,691
What torments I am suffering!
331
00:14:18,626 --> 00:14:23,229
Every moment spent without
my sweet Todd is agony!
332
00:14:23,297 --> 00:14:24,263
- You tried a hog's head?
333
00:14:24,199 --> 00:14:25,665
- It failed!
334
00:14:25,600 --> 00:14:27,332
Chlodwig: Hmm.
335
00:14:27,402 --> 00:14:30,602
All you need
is a cunning ploy.
336
00:14:30,671 --> 00:14:31,503
Does he have a pet?
337
00:14:31,572 --> 00:14:32,404
- I don't know.
338
00:14:32,473 --> 00:14:33,939
- Well, if he does,
you should kidnap it.
339
00:14:34,008 --> 00:14:34,874
- Here we go.
340
00:14:34,942 --> 00:14:36,208
- He'll come to you
with his sorrows,
341
00:14:36,277 --> 00:14:39,312
and when you return his pet to
him, he'll be so happy he'll--
342
00:14:39,380 --> 00:14:41,614
- Call the cops and
get a restraining order.
343
00:14:41,682 --> 00:14:42,981
Chlodwig: I've got it!
344
00:14:43,051 --> 00:14:46,184
You must simply contrive a way to put the boy's life in peri.
345
00:14:46,254 --> 00:14:52,058
Perhaps with a pack of wolves, or a legion of orcs.
346
00:14:51,993 --> 00:14:54,527
And then you must contrive
a way to rescue him,
347
00:14:54,595 --> 00:14:55,761
but in the nick of time.
348
00:14:55,830 --> 00:14:57,029
- Oh!
349
00:14:56,965 --> 00:14:58,831
- What could be simpler?
350
00:14:58,899 --> 00:15:01,133
- Literally anything
would be simpler.
351
00:15:01,069 --> 00:15:04,202
- Huzzah!
352
00:15:04,272 --> 00:15:07,106
Behold the answer.
353
00:15:07,174 --> 00:15:08,541
- The Woodside Mall?
354
00:15:08,609 --> 00:15:12,611
- Come, Baldric,
we leave at once.
355
00:15:12,679 --> 00:15:15,180
- Gretta doesn't need a bunch
of stuff she doesn't need.
356
00:15:15,249 --> 00:15:16,649
What she needs is
you to magician up,
357
00:15:16,717 --> 00:15:19,919
and break Hexela's spell.
358
00:15:19,987 --> 00:15:21,454
- Begging your pardon, Highness,
359
00:15:21,289 --> 00:15:27,225
but there's an urgent matter that demands my attention.
360
00:15:27,095 --> 00:15:28,694
Gretta: Oh.
361
00:15:28,763 --> 00:15:30,696
Sir Dwight?
362
00:15:30,632 --> 00:15:32,097
- How about we go to
the mall another time,
363
00:15:32,166 --> 00:15:33,899
and now we get the couch
off the front lawn?
364
00:15:33,835 --> 00:15:36,635
Come on, it'll be fun!
365
00:15:36,704 --> 00:15:38,771
- I think I'll leave that
to you, Sir Dwight.
366
00:15:38,706 --> 00:15:40,539
I have exhausted myself.
367
00:15:40,608 --> 00:15:44,543
I shall go lie down
in my chamber.
368
00:15:44,612 --> 00:15:45,944
- Good idea.
369
00:15:46,014 --> 00:15:48,013
You've had a big day.
370
00:15:49,017 --> 00:15:51,384
- Chlodwig!
371
00:15:51,452 --> 00:15:53,352
You once promised you
would do anything for me.
372
00:15:53,421 --> 00:15:54,987
- I am bound by my word,
Princess.
373
00:15:55,056 --> 00:15:56,989
- To the Woodside Mall.
374
00:15:57,057 --> 00:16:04,463
[upbeat music plays]
375
00:16:04,532 --> 00:16:19,411
♪
376
00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:34,359
♪
377
00:16:34,429 --> 00:16:39,398
♪
378
00:16:39,433 --> 00:16:41,767
♪
379
00:16:41,836 --> 00:16:42,668
[grunts]
380
00:16:42,737 --> 00:16:45,137
- Come on.
381
00:16:45,205 --> 00:16:52,778
- Sir Dwight, take
a look at this.
382
00:16:52,714 --> 00:16:54,413
Heaven preserve us.
383
00:16:54,481 --> 00:16:57,282
[song resumes]
384
00:16:57,352 --> 00:17:09,294
♪
385
00:17:09,363 --> 00:17:11,063
- My Todd will be here
presently.
386
00:17:11,131 --> 00:17:13,098
- This is your moment, cuz.
387
00:17:13,133 --> 00:17:15,635
[newspaper hits wall]
388
00:17:15,670 --> 00:17:16,202
- Was that a--
389
00:17:16,270 --> 00:17:18,771
[newspaper hits gate]
390
00:17:18,839 --> 00:17:20,406
[mud splats]
391
00:17:20,474 --> 00:17:22,474
[music intensifies]
392
00:17:22,543 --> 00:17:23,342
- We're under siege!
393
00:17:23,344 --> 00:17:25,077
Run! Run!
394
00:17:25,112 --> 00:17:27,379
Everyone in the house!
395
00:17:27,415 --> 00:17:28,581
Dwight, run!
396
00:17:28,516 --> 00:17:29,815
Go, Princess!
397
00:17:29,884 --> 00:17:33,185
Go, Chlodwig!
398
00:17:33,121 --> 00:17:35,388
[loudly groaning]
399
00:17:35,456 --> 00:17:36,789
- My Todd is stranded
in the field of battle.
400
00:17:36,791 --> 00:17:40,459
He may be caught in the fray.
401
00:17:40,528 --> 00:17:46,199
♪
402
00:17:46,267 --> 00:17:47,967
- Good news is Todd's fine.
403
00:17:48,035 --> 00:17:48,968
- Oh, thank heaven!
404
00:17:49,036 --> 00:17:50,169
- Bad news is,
405
00:17:50,238 --> 00:17:52,504
I don't think he's going to be
coming around here anymore.
406
00:17:52,573 --> 00:17:55,107
Chlodwig: A miniature catapul.
407
00:17:55,043 --> 00:17:57,276
A clever youth, this Todd
of Behind the Walmart.
408
00:17:57,212 --> 00:18:01,347
- He's not coming?
409
00:18:01,282 --> 00:18:07,219
He does not wish to see me.
410
00:18:07,155 --> 00:18:11,991
I understand.
411
00:18:12,059 --> 00:18:14,860
My life is meaningless!
412
00:18:14,929 --> 00:18:19,165
Every moment of misery since I
was a babe in my mother's womb!
413
00:18:19,233 --> 00:18:21,734
[crying]
414
00:18:21,669 --> 00:18:23,068
- Please don't say womb.
415
00:18:23,137 --> 00:18:25,237
[Gretta crying]
416
00:18:25,173 --> 00:18:27,106
- What be the clock, Sir Dwight?
417
00:18:27,041 --> 00:18:28,907
- It's almost 6:00.
418
00:18:28,943 --> 00:18:30,910
- Hexela should have arrived
at her shop by now.
419
00:18:30,978 --> 00:18:33,512
Let us away, at once!
420
00:18:33,448 --> 00:18:35,414
- Away?
421
00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:39,518
And leave me here
in my wretchedness?
422
00:18:39,554 --> 00:18:42,221
[crying continues]
423
00:18:42,290 --> 00:18:44,890
- It is time we resolved this.
424
00:18:44,959 --> 00:18:47,593
Sir Dwight!
425
00:18:47,529 --> 00:18:50,496
[crying continues]
426
00:18:50,431 --> 00:18:51,864
- I'll hold down the fort.
427
00:18:56,070 --> 00:18:57,069
[bangs against doors]
428
00:18:57,137 --> 00:18:58,537
[grunts]
429
00:18:58,473 --> 00:19:00,205
- Still barred.
430
00:19:00,274 --> 00:19:02,674
Where is the witch?
431
00:19:02,744 --> 00:19:05,211
- It's a pull, not a push.
432
00:19:05,146 --> 00:19:05,410
[Baldric grunts in frustration]
433
00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:10,949
♪
434
00:19:11,019 --> 00:19:12,518
- Hexela.
435
00:19:12,586 --> 00:19:13,619
- Baldric!
436
00:19:13,688 --> 00:19:16,756
Always a pleasure.
437
00:19:16,824 --> 00:19:19,191
- Recognize this, Hexela?
438
00:19:19,260 --> 00:19:22,662
It was found among my belongings.
439
00:19:22,730 --> 00:19:24,730
[sniffing]
440
00:19:29,003 --> 00:19:30,636
- Yes, it tastes
like one of mine.
441
00:19:30,705 --> 00:19:32,705
But it must be very old.
442
00:19:32,640 --> 00:19:35,607
You really should throw away old mail, you know.
443
00:19:35,676 --> 00:19:37,542
If you haven't read
it in two years.
444
00:19:37,612 --> 00:19:38,978
- Thank you.
445
00:19:38,880 --> 00:19:41,013
Baldric: Princess Gretta has fallen under the enchantment.
446
00:19:41,081 --> 00:19:45,084
I have come to demand that you
release her from this spell.
447
00:19:45,152 --> 00:19:48,888
- Hmm.
448
00:19:48,956 --> 00:19:50,489
Well, I shall require
payment, of course.
449
00:19:50,425 --> 00:19:51,656
- We've been through this.
450
00:19:51,726 --> 00:19:55,861
The Princess is keeping every one of her bones.
451
00:19:55,930 --> 00:19:57,596
Even the little ones.
452
00:19:57,665 --> 00:19:58,330
- Shh.
453
00:19:58,399 --> 00:19:59,564
No.
454
00:19:59,634 --> 00:20:01,033
No, no.
455
00:20:01,102 --> 00:20:05,805
This time I will require payment
from you.
456
00:20:05,740 --> 00:20:07,173
[Baldric gasps]
457
00:20:07,241 --> 00:20:10,643
♪
458
00:20:10,711 --> 00:20:12,044
- One moment, please.
459
00:20:12,113 --> 00:20:15,515
- Yes.
460
00:20:15,583 --> 00:20:17,983
- The cost could be dear.
461
00:20:18,052 --> 00:20:20,486
A year of servitude, my magic books.
462
00:20:20,554 --> 00:20:22,889
- Marriage.
463
00:20:22,957 --> 00:20:25,891
Baldric: Or something even worse.
464
00:20:25,827 --> 00:20:28,794
- Todd's eyes are blue.
465
00:20:28,829 --> 00:20:31,530
[Hexela pouring tea]
466
00:20:31,599 --> 00:20:34,133
Baldric: Name your price, Mad.
467
00:20:34,201 --> 00:20:39,472
Hexela: Well, as you can see,
I was just sitting down to tea.
468
00:20:39,540 --> 00:20:43,642
You, Baldric, must join me.
469
00:20:43,711 --> 00:20:45,778
- Join you?
470
00:20:45,846 --> 00:20:47,913
- For tea.
471
00:20:47,982 --> 00:20:49,281
It's getting cold.
472
00:20:49,217 --> 00:20:52,551
Do you agree to the terms or not?
473
00:20:52,453 --> 00:20:55,221
[Baldric stammering]
474
00:20:55,289 --> 00:20:56,355
- Yes.
475
00:20:56,424 --> 00:20:59,358
I agree.
476
00:20:59,294 --> 00:21:09,735
That is, I should be delighted.
477
00:21:09,770 --> 00:21:13,672
- Excellent.
478
00:21:13,741 --> 00:21:16,142
[Hexela humming]
479
00:21:16,077 --> 00:21:23,716
[dramatic music]
480
00:21:23,784 --> 00:21:25,218
- Hmm.
481
00:21:25,253 --> 00:21:26,118
Smile pretty.
482
00:21:26,187 --> 00:21:29,021
[blows]
483
00:21:29,090 --> 00:21:32,358
[Gretta coughing]
484
00:21:32,426 --> 00:21:33,058
Dwight: Gretta, Gretta!
485
00:21:33,127 --> 00:21:33,492
Are you okay?
486
00:21:33,561 --> 00:21:34,293
Are you you?
487
00:21:34,361 --> 00:21:38,397
- Where am I,
and why do my feet hurt?
488
00:21:38,466 --> 00:21:39,398
Dwight: Gretta, tell me about Todd.
489
00:21:39,467 --> 00:21:42,168
Tell me about his eyes.
490
00:21:42,103 --> 00:21:43,869
- What are you doing
with my sword?
491
00:21:43,938 --> 00:21:45,838
What did I tell you about
touching my sword?
492
00:21:45,740 --> 00:21:49,375
You're going to chop
your own head off.
493
00:21:49,443 --> 00:21:50,643
- She's back.
494
00:21:50,711 --> 00:21:52,778
[Baldric chuckles]
495
00:21:52,846 --> 00:21:56,148
- Have fun, you two.
496
00:21:56,084 --> 00:21:57,182
Come on.
497
00:21:57,251 --> 00:22:12,064
♪
498
00:22:12,133 --> 00:22:26,812
♪
499
00:22:26,881 --> 00:22:28,681
Gretta: Hold!
500
00:22:28,749 --> 00:22:32,618
You may give these to Good
William with my compliments.
501
00:22:32,554 --> 00:22:33,920
- Will do.
502
00:22:33,988 --> 00:22:37,323
- And these may be
turned to shreds.
503
00:22:37,391 --> 00:22:39,825
[newspaper hits Baldric]
504
00:22:39,893 --> 00:22:41,760
- The news chronicle
has arrived.
505
00:22:41,829 --> 00:22:43,896
- Good shot, Master Todd!
506
00:22:43,965 --> 00:22:45,698
- I hope all this
fits in the car.
507
00:22:50,304 --> 00:22:53,005
- My first experience with love.
508
00:22:53,074 --> 00:22:54,307
And it was a catastrophe.
509
00:22:54,375 --> 00:22:56,075
- Highness.
510
00:22:56,143 --> 00:22:58,444
That was not love.
511
00:22:58,379 --> 00:23:00,313
- A mortifying catastrophe.
512
00:23:00,248 --> 00:23:02,414
Baldric: You were bewitched.
513
00:23:02,483 --> 00:23:05,017
Real love is a different thing
altogether.
514
00:23:05,086 --> 00:23:10,056
- It is?
515
00:23:09,991 --> 00:23:13,893
- You'll know it
when you find it.
516
00:23:13,961 --> 00:23:27,840
♪
517
00:23:27,775 --> 00:23:28,674
Dwight: Got some shoes.
518
00:23:28,742 --> 00:23:42,288
♪
519
00:23:42,356 --> 00:23:43,556
[car trunk shuts]
520
00:23:43,491 --> 00:23:44,290
Great.
521
00:23:44,358 --> 00:23:59,238
♪
522
00:23:59,307 --> 00:24:14,086
♪
523
00:24:14,022 --> 00:24:17,289
♪
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