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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] GOOD EVENING. IT'S GOOD TO BE WITH YOU.

GOOD EVENING. IT'S GOOD TO BE WITH YOU. I'M KATY TUR, AND TONIGHT, OUR

IT'S GOOD TO BE WITH YOU. I'M KATY TUR, AND TONIGHT, OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE IS OVER.

I'M KATY TUR, AND TONIGHT, OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE IS OVER. WE GOT THE BALLOON.

LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE IS OVER. WE GOT THE BALLOON. THE DISCOVERY OF THE MASSIVE

WE GOT THE BALLOON. THE DISCOVERY OF THE MASSIVE SURVEILLANCE BALLOON EARLIER

THE DISCOVERY OF THE MASSIVE SURVEILLANCE BALLOON EARLIER THIS WEEK INFLAMED ALREADY

SURVEILLANCE BALLOON EARLIER THIS WEEK INFLAMED ALREADY VOLATILE U.S./CHINESE RELATIONS

THIS WEEK INFLAMED ALREADY VOLATILE U.S./CHINESE RELATIONS AND HAD MANY ON THE RIGHT

VOLATILE U.S./CHINESE RELATIONS AND HAD MANY ON THE RIGHT CALLING THE BIDEN

AND HAD MANY ON THE RIGHT CALLING THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION'S RESPONSE SOFT,

CALLING THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION'S RESPONSE SOFT, INCLUDING THIS TWEET FROM DONALD

ADMINISTRATION'S RESPONSE SOFT, INCLUDING THIS TWEET FROM DONALD TRUMP JR. SAYING, IF MY DAD WAS

INCLUDING THIS TWEET FROM DONALD TRUMP JR. SAYING, IF MY DAD WAS PRESIDENT, THERE WOULD BE NO

TRUMP JR. SAYING, IF MY DAD WAS PRESIDENT, THERE WOULD BE NO BALLOON.

PRESIDENT, THERE WOULD BE NO BALLOON. AND THIS ONE FROM MARJORIE

BALLOON. AND THIS ONE FROM MARJORIE TAYLOR GREEN SAYING, LOOK, IT'S

AND THIS ONE FROM MARJORIE TAYLOR GREEN SAYING, LOOK, IT'S THE REAL MOON.

TAYLOR GREEN SAYING, LOOK, IT'S THE REAL MOON. FOR MORE DETAILS, I'M HONORED TO

THE REAL MOON. FOR MORE DETAILS, I'M HONORED TO BE JOINED TONIGHT BY PENTAGON

FOR MORE DETAILS, I'M HONORED TO BE JOINED TONIGHT BY PENTAGON OFFICIAL AND AVIATION EXPERT

BE JOINED TONIGHT BY PENTAGON OFFICIAL AND AVIATION EXPERT GENERAL WILLIAM HAMILTON.

OFFICIAL AND AVIATION EXPERT GENERAL WILLIAM HAMILTON. >> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME.

GENERAL WILLIAM HAMILTON. >> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME. >> CON KBRACH LAGSS ON YOUR

>> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME. >> CON KBRACH LAGSS ON YOUR SUCCESSFUL MISSION.

>> CON KBRACH LAGSS ON YOUR SUCCESSFUL MISSION. >> THANK YOU.

SUCCESSFUL MISSION. >> THANK YOU. WE POPPED THE BALLOON.

>> THANK YOU. WE POPPED THE BALLOON. >> GENERAL, WE'VE NEVER SEEN AN

WE POPPED THE BALLOON. >> GENERAL, WE'VE NEVER SEEN AN OBJECT LIKE THIS GAIN ENTRY INTO

>> GENERAL, WE'VE NEVER SEEN AN OBJECT LIKE THIS GAIN ENTRY INTO OUR AIR SPACE BEFORE.

OBJECT LIKE THIS GAIN ENTRY INTO OUR AIR SPACE BEFORE. HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?

OUR AIR SPACE BEFORE. HOW DID THAT HAPPEN? >> THAT'S AN EXCELLENT QUESTION,

HOW DID THAT HAPPEN? >> THAT'S AN EXCELLENT QUESTION, KATY IF BALLOON WAS SOMEHOW ABLE

>> THAT'S AN EXCELLENT QUESTION, KATY IF BALLOON WAS SOMEHOW ABLE TO GET PAST OUR WEST COAST

KATY IF BALLOON WAS SOMEHOW ABLE TO GET PAST OUR WEST COAST ANTIBALLOON DEFENSE SYSTEM, THE

TO GET PAST OUR WEST COAST ANTIBALLOON DEFENSE SYSTEM, THE SEATTLE SPACE NEEDLE.

ANTIBALLOON DEFENSE SYSTEM, THE SEATTLE SPACE NEEDLE. BUT ONCE IT WAS HERE, WE WERE

SEATTLE SPACE NEEDLE. BUT ONCE IT WAS HERE, WE WERE ABLE TO KEEP AN EYE ON IT WITH

BUT ONCE IT WAS HERE, WE WERE ABLE TO KEEP AN EYE ON IT WITH OUR SOPHISTICATED TRACKING

ABLE TO KEEP AN EYE ON IT WITH OUR SOPHISTICATED TRACKING TECHNOLOGY OF GOING LIKE THIS.

OUR SOPHISTICATED TRACKING TECHNOLOGY OF GOING LIKE THIS. >> UNDERSTOOD.

TECHNOLOGY OF GOING LIKE THIS. >> UNDERSTOOD. >> I KNOW THERE ARE QUESTIONS

>> UNDERSTOOD. >> I KNOW THERE ARE QUESTIONS ABOUT WHY WE DIDN'T SHOOT IT

>> I KNOW THERE ARE QUESTIONS ABOUT WHY WE DIDN'T SHOOT IT DOWN IMMEDIATELY, BUT WE WANTED

ABOUT WHY WE DIDN'T SHOOT IT DOWN IMMEDIATELY, BUT WE WANTED TO WAIT UNTIL IT WAS OVER THE

DOWN IMMEDIATELY, BUT WE WANTED TO WAIT UNTIL IT WAS OVER THE COAST SO THAT IT WOULDN'T FALL

TO WAIT UNTIL IT WAS OVER THE COAST SO THAT IT WOULDN'T FALL ON PEOPLE OR GO -- SHSHSH AND

COAST SO THAT IT WOULDN'T FALL ON PEOPLE OR GO -- SHSHSH AND LAND ON MY CAR.

ON PEOPLE OR GO -- SHSHSH AND LAND ON MY CAR. >> IT LOOKED LIKE IT WAS A VERY

LAND ON MY CAR. >> IT LOOKED LIKE IT WAS A VERY EXCITING OPERATION.

>> IT LOOKED LIKE IT WAS A VERY EXCITING OPERATION. CAN YOU TAKE US THROUGH IT?

EXCITING OPERATION. CAN YOU TAKE US THROUGH IT? >> WELL, I DID BRING A 3D

CAN YOU TAKE US THROUGH IT? >> WELL, I DID BRING A 3D RENTERING OF THE ENEMY TARGET.

>> WELL, I DID BRING A 3D RENTERING OF THE ENEMY TARGET. NOW, IMAGINE THIS IS A LOT

RENTERING OF THE ENEMY TARGET. NOW, IMAGINE THIS IS A LOT BIGGER, BUT THEN, PRETTY FAR

NOW, IMAGINE THIS IS A LOT BIGGER, BUT THEN, PRETTY FAR AWAY, IT LOOKS A LOT SMALLER

BIGGER, BUT THEN, PRETTY FAR AWAY, IT LOOKS A LOT SMALLER TOO.

AWAY, IT LOOKS A LOT SMALLER TOO. >> NOW, THAT WAS GATHERING

TOO. >> NOW, THAT WAS GATHERING INTEL?

>> NOW, THAT WAS GATHERING INTEL? WAS IT TAKING PICTURES?

INTEL? WAS IT TAKING PICTURES? >> WE DON'T KNOW.

WAS IT TAKING PICTURES? >> WE DON'T KNOW. BUT I DO KNOW IF YOU TAP IT, IT

>> WE DON'T KNOW. BUT I DO KNOW IF YOU TAP IT, IT PLAYS MUSIC.

BUT I DO KNOW IF YOU TAP IT, IT PLAYS MUSIC. ♪ CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES, COME

PLAYS MUSIC. ♪ CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES, COME ON ♪

♪ CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES, COME ON ♪ OKAY.

ON ♪ OKAY. >> WELL, GENERAL, THANK YOU SO

OKAY. >> WELL, GENERAL, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR HEROISM AND FOR

>> WELL, GENERAL, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR HEROISM AND FOR PROTECTING OUR NATION.

MUCH FOR YOUR HEROISM AND FOR PROTECTING OUR NATION. >> THANK YOU, MRS. TUR, AND I

PROTECTING OUR NATION. >> THANK YOU, MRS. TUR, AND I WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW WE WILL

>> THANK YOU, MRS. TUR, AND I WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW WE WILL NOT TOLERATE ANY FORM OF CHINESE

WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW WE WILL NOT TOLERATE ANY FORM OF CHINESE SPY.

NOT TOLERATE ANY FORM OF CHINESE SPY. TO BE HONEST, THEY ALREADY HAVE

SPY. TO BE HONEST, THEY ALREADY HAVE EVERYTHING THEY NEED FROM

TO BE HONEST, THEY ALREADY HAVE EVERYTHING THEY NEED FROM TIKTOK, SO SCROLL AWAY, KIDS.

EVERYTHING THEY NEED FROM TIKTOK, SO SCROLL AWAY, KIDS. >> THANK YOU, GENERAL.

TIKTOK, SO SCROLL AWAY, KIDS. >> THANK YOU, GENERAL. THIS IS EXCITING.

>> THANK YOU, GENERAL. THIS IS EXCITING. I'M GETTING WORDS WE HAVE

THIS IS EXCITING. I'M GETTING WORDS WE HAVE LOCATED THE REMAINS OF THE

I'M GETTING WORDS WE HAVE LOCATED THE REMAINS OF THE BALLOON, AND I'M TOLD WE HAVE A

LOCATED THE REMAINS OF THE BALLOON, AND I'M TOLD WE HAVE A LIVE FEED.

BALLOON, AND I'M TOLD WE HAVE A LIVE FEED. LET'S SEE HOW IT LOOKS.

LIVE FEED. LET'S SEE HOW IT LOOKS. >> WELL, YOU GOT ME.

LET'S SEE HOW IT LOOKS. >> WELL, YOU GOT ME. CONGRATS, YOU SHOT A BALLOON.

>> WELL, YOU GOT ME. CONGRATS, YOU SHOT A BALLOON. >> WOW.

CONGRATS, YOU SHOT A BALLOON. >> WOW. BALLOON, WELL, I'M SORRY YOU'RE

>> WOW. BALLOON, WELL, I'M SORRY YOU'RE IN THE WATER.

BALLOON, WELL, I'M SORRY YOU'RE IN THE WATER. BUT THANK YOU FOR SPEAKING TO

IN THE WATER. BUT THANK YOU FOR SPEAKING TO US.

BUT THANK YOU FOR SPEAKING TO US. >> I ENTERTAIN YOU PEOPLE FOR

US. >> I ENTERTAIN YOU PEOPLE FOR FOUR DAYS, AND THEN GET SHOT BY

>> I ENTERTAIN YOU PEOPLE FOR FOUR DAYS, AND THEN GET SHOT BY BIDEN?

FOUR DAYS, AND THEN GET SHOT BY BIDEN? I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M JOE'S OSAMA.

BIDEN? I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M JOE'S OSAMA. >> NOW, I HAVE TO ASK, WHAT WERE

I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M JOE'S OSAMA. >> NOW, I HAVE TO ASK, WHAT WERE YOU DOING FLYING OVER MONTANA?

>> NOW, I HAVE TO ASK, WHAT WERE YOU DOING FLYING OVER MONTANA? >> I LOVE THE SHOW

YOU DOING FLYING OVER MONTANA? >> I LOVE THE SHOW "YELLOWSTONE," SO I WAS JUST

>> I LOVE THE SHOW "YELLOWSTONE," SO I WAS JUST THERE.

"YELLOWSTONE," SO I WAS JUST THERE. IT'S LIKE "SUCCESSION" BUT

THERE. IT'S LIKE "SUCCESSION" BUT OUTSIDE.

IT'S LIKE "SUCCESSION" BUT OUTSIDE. NOW I'M ALL WET, SO WHAT A DAY.

OUTSIDE. NOW I'M ALL WET, SO WHAT A DAY. >> WELL, I'M ACTUALLY SURPRISED

NOW I'M ALL WET, SO WHAT A DAY. >> WELL, I'M ACTUALLY SURPRISED YOU'RE STILL FLOATING.

>> WELL, I'M ACTUALLY SURPRISED YOU'RE STILL FLOATING. EXPERTS WERE SAYING YOU'RE THE

YOU'RE STILL FLOATING. EXPERTS WERE SAYING YOU'RE THE SIZE OF THREE BUSES.

EXPERTS WERE SAYING YOU'RE THE SIZE OF THREE BUSES. >> OKAY.

SIZE OF THREE BUSES. >> OKAY. OUCH.

>> OKAY. OUCH. I'M A BALLOON, SO THAT'S MY

OUCH. I'M A BALLOON, SO THAT'S MY BODY.

I'M A BALLOON, SO THAT'S MY BODY. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF SOMEONE

BODY. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF SOMEONE MEASURED YOUR WIDTH IN BUSES?

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF SOMEONE MEASURED YOUR WIDTH IN BUSES? SORRY I'M NOT CAMERA READY.

MEASURED YOUR WIDTH IN BUSES? SORRY I'M NOT CAMERA READY. WHO IS THIS?

SORRY I'M NOT CAMERA READY. WHO IS THIS? GET AWAY.

WHO IS THIS? GET AWAY. I HATE THE OCEAN.

GET AWAY. I HATE THE OCEAN. I'M MORE OF AN AIR GUY.

I HATE THE OCEAN. I'M MORE OF AN AIR GUY. >> LOOK, I'M SORRY, BUT PEOPLE

I'M MORE OF AN AIR GUY. >> LOOK, I'M SORRY, BUT PEOPLE WERE WORRIED THEY WERE BEING

>> LOOK, I'M SORRY, BUT PEOPLE WERE WORRIED THEY WERE BEING SPIED ON.

WERE WORRIED THEY WERE BEING SPIED ON. >> MY BIME?

SPIED ON. >> MY BIME? A BALLOON?

>> MY BIME? A BALLOON? EVERYONE IS BEING SURVEILLED

A BALLOON? EVERYONE IS BEING SURVEILLED CONSTANTLY, BUT IT'S ALWAYS

EVERYONE IS BEING SURVEILLED CONSTANTLY, BUT IT'S ALWAYS SHOOT THE BALLOON AND NEVER,

CONSTANTLY, BUT IT'S ALWAYS SHOOT THE BALLOON AND NEVER, UNPLUG ALEXA.

SHOOT THE BALLOON AND NEVER, UNPLUG ALEXA. IF YOU CARE SO MUCH ABOUT YOUR

UNPLUG ALEXA. IF YOU CARE SO MUCH ABOUT YOUR DATA, WHY DO YOU ALL KEEP YOUR

IF YOU CARE SO MUCH ABOUT YOUR DATA, WHY DO YOU ALL KEEP YOUR BANK PASS WORDS IN THE NOTES

DATA, WHY DO YOU ALL KEEP YOUR BANK PASS WORDS IN THE NOTES APP?

BANK PASS WORDS IN THE NOTES APP? YOU MAIL YOUR LITERAL DNA TO A

APP? YOU MAIL YOUR LITERAL DNA TO A COMPANY TO FIND OUT IF YOU'RE

YOU MAIL YOUR LITERAL DNA TO A COMPANY TO FIND OUT IF YOU'RE LIKE 10% FRENCH, BUT JUST A

COMPANY TO FIND OUT IF YOU'RE LIKE 10% FRENCH, BUT JUST A BALLOON.

LIKE 10% FRENCH, BUT JUST A BALLOON. >> NOW, THE CONCERN WAS THAT YOU

BALLOON. >> NOW, THE CONCERN WAS THAT YOU WERE TAKING SENT TIF IMAGES OF

>> NOW, THE CONCERN WAS THAT YOU WERE TAKING SENT TIF IMAGES OF THE U.S.

WERE TAKING SENT TIF IMAGES OF THE U.S. >> I WAS SO FAR AWAY.

THE U.S. >> I WAS SO FAR AWAY. IT'S LIKE WHEN YOUR AUNT TAKES A

>> I WAS SO FAR AWAY. IT'S LIKE WHEN YOUR AUNT TAKES A CONCERT VIDEO ON HER iPAD, AND

IT'S LIKE WHEN YOUR AUNT TAKES A CONCERT VIDEO ON HER iPAD, AND THEY'RE LIKE, I GUESS THAT'S

CONCERT VIDEO ON HER iPAD, AND THEY'RE LIKE, I GUESS THAT'S MICHAEL BUBLE.

THEY'RE LIKE, I GUESS THAT'S MICHAEL BUBLE. I COULDN'T EVEN TELL WHEN I WAS

MICHAEL BUBLE. I COULDN'T EVEN TELL WHEN I WAS LOOKING AT FROM UP THERE.

I COULDN'T EVEN TELL WHEN I WAS LOOKING AT FROM UP THERE. FRANKLY, I THOUGHT THE STATE

LOOKING AT FROM UP THERE. FRANKLY, I THOUGHT THE STATE LINES WOULD BE LIKE DRAWN OUT.

FRANKLY, I THOUGHT THE STATE LINES WOULD BE LIKE DRAWN OUT. I THOUGHT I WOULD SEE WORDS OVER

LINES WOULD BE LIKE DRAWN OUT. I THOUGHT I WOULD SEE WORDS OVER THE PLACES.

I THOUGHT I WOULD SEE WORDS OVER THE PLACES. >> WELL, WE JUST DID WHAT WE HAD

THE PLACES. >> WELL, WE JUST DID WHAT WE HAD TO DO TO PROTECT THE SECURITY OF

>> WELL, WE JUST DID WHAT WE HAD TO DO TO PROTECT THE SECURITY OF OUR COUNTRY.

TO DO TO PROTECT THE SECURITY OF OUR COUNTRY. >> WHY?

OUR COUNTRY. >> WHY? IS EVERYONE FREAKING OUT BECAUSE

>> WHY? IS EVERYONE FREAKING OUT BECAUSE I'M A CHINESE BALLOON.

IS EVERYONE FREAKING OUT BECAUSE I'M A CHINESE BALLOON. BECAUSE WHERE I COME FROM, I'M

I'M A CHINESE BALLOON. BECAUSE WHERE I COME FROM, I'M JUST A BALLOON.

BECAUSE WHERE I COME FROM, I'M JUST A BALLOON. >> THANKS FOR SPEAKING WITH US

JUST A BALLOON. >> THANKS FOR SPEAKING WITH US TODAY, AND WE'RE SORRY FOR HOW

>> THANKS FOR SPEAKING WITH US TODAY, AND WE'RE SORRY FOR HOW EVERYTHING HAD TO GO DOWN.

TODAY, AND WE'RE SORRY FOR HOW EVERYTHING HAD TO GO DOWN. >> OH, KATY, DON'T DO THAT.

EVERYTHING HAD TO GO DOWN. >> OH, KATY, DON'T DO THAT. YOU'VE MADE IT VERY CLEAR THAT

>> OH, KATY, DON'T DO THAT. YOU'VE MADE IT VERY CLEAR THAT I'M NOT WELCOME HERE, SO GOOD

YOU'VE MADE IT VERY CLEAR THAT I'M NOT WELCOME HERE, SO GOOD JOB.

I'M NOT WELCOME HERE, SO GOOD JOB. LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.

JOB. LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. YOU'RE GOING TO MISS THIS

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. YOU'RE GOING TO MISS THIS CHINESE SPY BALLOON -- I MEAN,

YOU'RE GOING TO MISS THIS CHINESE SPY BALLOON -- I MEAN, NORMAL BALLOON.

CHINESE SPY BALLOON -- I MEAN, NORMAL BALLOON. WELL, WHATEVER.

NORMAL BALLOON. WELL, WHATEVER. YOU ALREADY HAVE YOUR DATA.

WELL, WHATEVER. YOU ALREADY HAVE YOUR DATA. AND LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S

YOU ALREADY HAVE YOUR DATA. AND LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!

AND LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT! >> Announcer: IT'S "SATURDAY

SATURDAY NIGHT! >> Announcer: IT'S "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE."

>> Announcer: IT'S "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE." WITH --

FEATURING --

MUSICAL GUEST, COLDPLAY. AND YOUR HOST, PEDRO PASCAL. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PEDRO

AND YOUR HOST, PEDRO PASCAL. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PEDRO PASCAL!

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PEDRO PASCAL! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

PASCAL! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> THANK YOU, THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

>> THANK YOU, THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. I'M SO EXCITED TO BE HERE.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH. I'M SO EXCITED TO BE HERE. THANK YOU.

I'M SO EXCITED TO BE HERE. THANK YOU. I SPENT THE LAST YEAR SHOOTING A

THANK YOU. I SPENT THE LAST YEAR SHOOTING A SHOW CALLED "THE LAST OF US" ON

I SPENT THE LAST YEAR SHOOTING A SHOW CALLED "THE LAST OF US" ON HBO.

SHOW CALLED "THE LAST OF US" ON HBO. FOR SOME HBO SHOES, YOU GET TO

HBO. FOR SOME HBO SHOES, YOU GET TO SHOOT IN A FIVE STAR ITALIAN

FOR SOME HBO SHOES, YOU GET TO SHOOT IN A FIVE STAR ITALIAN RESORT SURROUNDED BY BEAUTIFUL

SHOOT IN A FIVE STAR ITALIAN RESORT SURROUNDED BY BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE, BUT I SAID, NO, THAT'S

RESORT SURROUNDED BY BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE, BUT I SAID, NO, THAT'S TOO EASY.

PEOPLE, BUT I SAID, NO, THAT'S TOO EASY. I WANT TO SHOOT IN A FREEZING

TOO EASY. I WANT TO SHOOT IN A FREEZING CANADIAN FOREST WHILE BEING

I WANT TO SHOOT IN A FREEZING CANADIAN FOREST WHILE BEING CHASED AROUND BY A GUY WHOSE

CANADIAN FOREST WHILE BEING CHASED AROUND BY A GUY WHOSE HEAD LOOKS LIKE A GENITAL WART.

CHASED AROUND BY A GUY WHOSE HEAD LOOKS LIKE A GENITAL WART. IT IS AN HONOR BEING A PART OF

HEAD LOOKS LIKE A GENITAL WART. IT IS AN HONOR BEING A PART OF THESE HUGE FRANCHISEs LIKE "GAME

IT IS AN HONOR BEING A PART OF THESE HUGE FRANCHISEs LIKE "GAME OF THRONES" AND "STAR WARS," BUT

THESE HUGE FRANCHISEs LIKE "GAME OF THRONES" AND "STAR WARS," BUT I'M STILL GETTING USED TO PEOPLE

OF THRONES" AND "STAR WARS," BUT I'M STILL GETTING USED TO PEOPLE RECOGNIZING ME.

I'M STILL GETTING USED TO PEOPLE RECOGNIZING ME. THE OTHER DAY, A GUY STOPPED ME

RECOGNIZING ME. THE OTHER DAY, A GUY STOPPED ME ON THE STREET AND SAYS, MY SON

THE OTHER DAY, A GUY STOPPED ME ON THE STREET AND SAYS, MY SON LOVES "THE MANDALORIAN" AND THE

ON THE STREET AND SAYS, MY SON LOVES "THE MANDALORIAN" AND THE NEXT THING I KNOW, I'M FACE

LOVES "THE MANDALORIAN" AND THE NEXT THING I KNOW, I'M FACE TIMING WITH A 6-YEAR-OLD WHO HAS

NEXT THING I KNOW, I'M FACE TIMING WITH A 6-YEAR-OLD WHO HAS NO IDEA WHO I AM BECAUSE MY

TIMING WITH A 6-YEAR-OLD WHO HAS NO IDEA WHO I AM BECAUSE MY CHARACTER WEARS A MASK THE

NO IDEA WHO I AM BECAUSE MY CHARACTER WEARS A MASK THE ENTIRE SHOW.

CHARACTER WEARS A MASK THE ENTIRE SHOW. THE GUY IS LIKE, DO THE MANDO

ENTIRE SHOW. THE GUY IS LIKE, DO THE MANDO VOICE, BUT IT'S LIKE A BEDROOM

THE GUY IS LIKE, DO THE MANDO VOICE, BUT IT'S LIKE A BEDROOM VOICE.

VOICE, BUT IT'S LIKE A BEDROOM VOICE. WITHOUT THE MASK, IT JUST SOUNDS

VOICE. WITHOUT THE MASK, IT JUST SOUNDS PORNY.

WITHOUT THE MASK, IT JUST SOUNDS PORNY. PEOPLE WALKING BY ON THE STREET

PORNY. PEOPLE WALKING BY ON THE STREET SEE ME WHISPERING TO A

PEOPLE WALKING BY ON THE STREET SEE ME WHISPERING TO A 6-YEAR-OLD KID.

SEE ME WHISPERING TO A 6-YEAR-OLD KID. I CAN BRING YOU IN WARM, OR I

6-YEAR-OLD KID. I CAN BRING YOU IN WARM, OR I CAN BRING YOU IN COLD.

I CAN BRING YOU IN WARM, OR I CAN BRING YOU IN COLD. EVEN THOUGH I CAME TO THE U.S.

CAN BRING YOU IN COLD. EVEN THOUGH I CAME TO THE U.S. WHEN I WAS LITTLE, I WAS BORN IN

EVEN THOUGH I CAME TO THE U.S. WHEN I WAS LITTLE, I WAS BORN IN CHILE, AND I HAVE 34 FIRST

WHEN I WAS LITTLE, I WAS BORN IN CHILE, AND I HAVE 34 FIRST COUSINS WHO ARE STILL THERE.

CHILE, AND I HAVE 34 FIRST COUSINS WHO ARE STILL THERE. THEY'RE VERY PROUD OF ME.

COUSINS WHO ARE STILL THERE. THEY'RE VERY PROUD OF ME. I KNOW THEY'RE PROUD BECAUSE

THEY'RE VERY PROUD OF ME. I KNOW THEY'RE PROUD BECAUSE THEY GIVE MY PHONE NUMBER TO

I KNOW THEY'RE PROUD BECAUSE THEY GIVE MY PHONE NUMBER TO EVERY PERSON THEY MEET, WHICH

THEY GIVE MY PHONE NUMBER TO EVERY PERSON THEY MEET, WHICH MEANS EVERY DAY, SOMEONE IN

EVERY PERSON THEY MEET, WHICH MEANS EVERY DAY, SOMEONE IN SANTIAGO WILL TEXT ME STUFF

MEANS EVERY DAY, SOMEONE IN SANTIAGO WILL TEXT ME STUFF LIKE, CAN YOU COME TO MY

SANTIAGO WILL TEXT ME STUFF LIKE, CAN YOU COME TO MY WEDDING, OR CAN YOU SING MY

LIKE, CAN YOU COME TO MY WEDDING, OR CAN YOU SING MY PRIEST HAPPY BIRTHDAY, OR IS

WEDDING, OR CAN YOU SING MY PRIEST HAPPY BIRTHDAY, OR IS BABY YODA MEAN IN REAL LIFE.

PRIEST HAPPY BIRTHDAY, OR IS BABY YODA MEAN IN REAL LIFE. SO I HAVE TO BE LIKE NO, NO, AND

BABY YODA MEAN IN REAL LIFE. SO I HAVE TO BE LIKE NO, NO, AND HIS NAME IS GROGU.

SO I HAVE TO BE LIKE NO, NO, AND HIS NAME IS GROGU. BUT MY COUSINS WEREN'T ALWAYS SO

HIS NAME IS GROGU. BUT MY COUSINS WEREN'T ALWAYS SO PROUD.

BUT MY COUSINS WEREN'T ALWAYS SO PROUD. EARLY IN MY CAREER, I PLAYED

PROUD. EARLY IN MY CAREER, I PLAYED SMALL PARTS IN EVERY CRIME SHOW.

EARLY IN MY CAREER, I PLAYED SMALL PARTS IN EVERY CRIME SHOW. I EVEN PLAYED TWO DIFFERENT

SMALL PARTS IN EVERY CRIME SHOW. I EVEN PLAYED TWO DIFFERENT CHARACTERS ON "LAW AND ORDER."

I EVEN PLAYED TWO DIFFERENT CHARACTERS ON "LAW AND ORDER." TITO CABASSA WHO LOOKED LIKE

CHARACTERS ON "LAW AND ORDER." TITO CABASSA WHO LOOKED LIKE THIS.

TITO CABASSA WHO LOOKED LIKE THIS. AND ONE YEAR LATER, I PLAYED

THIS. AND ONE YEAR LATER, I PLAYED REGGIE LUCKMAN WHO LOOKS LIKE

AND ONE YEAR LATER, I PLAYED REGGIE LUCKMAN WHO LOOKS LIKE THIS.

REGGIE LUCKMAN WHO LOOKS LIKE THIS. AND THAT, MY FRIENDS, IS CALLED

THIS. AND THAT, MY FRIENDS, IS CALLED RANGE.

AND THAT, MY FRIENDS, IS CALLED RANGE. BUT IT IS AMAZING TO BE HERE,

RANGE. BUT IT IS AMAZING TO BE HERE, LIKE I SAID.

BUT IT IS AMAZING TO BE HERE, LIKE I SAID. I WAS BORN IN CHILE, AND NINE

LIKE I SAID. I WAS BORN IN CHILE, AND NINE MONTHS LATER, MY PARENTS FLED

I WAS BORN IN CHILE, AND NINE MONTHS LATER, MY PARENTS FLED AND BROUGHT ME AND MY SISTER TO

MONTHS LATER, MY PARENTS FLED AND BROUGHT ME AND MY SISTER TO THE U.S.

AND BROUGHT ME AND MY SISTER TO THE U.S. THEY WERE SO BRAVE, AND WITHOUT

THE U.S. THEY WERE SO BRAVE, AND WITHOUT THEM, I WOULDN'T BE HERE IN THIS

THEY WERE SO BRAVE, AND WITHOUT THEM, I WOULDN'T BE HERE IN THIS WONDERFUL COUNTRY, AND I

THEM, I WOULDN'T BE HERE IN THIS WONDERFUL COUNTRY, AND I CERTAINLY WOULDN'T BE STANDING

WONDERFUL COUNTRY, AND I CERTAINLY WOULDN'T BE STANDING HERE WITH YOU ALL TONIGHT.

CERTAINLY WOULDN'T BE STANDING HERE WITH YOU ALL TONIGHT. SO TO ALL MY FAMILY WATCHING IN

HERE WITH YOU ALL TONIGHT. SO TO ALL MY FAMILY WATCHING IN CHILE, I WANT TO SAY

SO TO ALL MY FAMILY WATCHING IN CHILE, I WANT TO SAY [ SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH ]

CHILE, I WANT TO SAY [ SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH ] WHICH MEANS, I LOVE YOU, I MISS

[ SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH ] WHICH MEANS, I LOVE YOU, I MISS YOU, AND STOP GIVING OUT MY

WHICH MEANS, I LOVE YOU, I MISS YOU, AND STOP GIVING OUT MY PHONE NUMBER.

YOU, AND STOP GIVING OUT MY PHONE NUMBER. WE'VE GOT AN AMAZING SHOW FOR

PHONE NUMBER. WE'VE GOT AN AMAZING SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT.

WE'VE GOT AN AMAZING SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT. COLDPLAY IS HERE, SO STICK

>>> IT'S TIME FOR THE BIG HOLLYWOOD QUIZ. HERE'S YOUR HOST, JACK DELL MAR.

HOLLYWOOD QUIZ. HERE'S YOUR HOST, JACK DELL MAR. ♪ LIGHTS SHINE SO BRIGHTLY,

HERE'S YOUR HOST, JACK DELL MAR. ♪ LIGHTS SHINE SO BRIGHTLY, TONIGHT WE DELIGHT IN JAMES DEAN

♪ LIGHTS SHINE SO BRIGHTLY, TONIGHT WE DELIGHT IN JAMES DEAN AND GENE HARLOW ♪

TONIGHT WE DELIGHT IN JAMES DEAN AND GENE HARLOW ♪ ♪ ON THE BIG HOLLYWOOD QUIZ ♪

AND GENE HARLOW ♪ ♪ ON THE BIG HOLLYWOOD QUIZ ♪ THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

♪ ON THE BIG HOLLYWOOD QUIZ ♪ THANK YOU, THANK YOU. WELCOME TO THE SHOW THAT'S ALL

THANK YOU, THANK YOU. WELCOME TO THE SHOW THAT'S ALL ABOUT ENTERTAINMENT.

WELCOME TO THE SHOW THAT'S ALL ABOUT ENTERTAINMENT. LET'S MEET OUR CONTESTANTS.

ABOUT ENTERTAINMENT. LET'S MEET OUR CONTESTANTS. FIRST, ROBERT IS A PROFESSOR OF

LET'S MEET OUR CONTESTANTS. FIRST, ROBERT IS A PROFESSOR OF FILM STUDIES AT TISCH SCHOOL OF

FIRST, ROBERT IS A PROFESSOR OF FILM STUDIES AT TISCH SCHOOL OF THE ARTS.

FILM STUDIES AT TISCH SCHOOL OF THE ARTS. >> GREAT TO BE HERE.

THE ARTS. >> GREAT TO BE HERE. >> FINALLY, MARY HOSTS HER OWN

>> GREAT TO BE HERE. >> FINALLY, MARY HOSTS HER OWN SHOW ON THE HISTORY OF

>> FINALLY, MARY HOSTS HER OWN SHOW ON THE HISTORY OF HOLLYWOOD.

SHOW ON THE HISTORY OF HOLLYWOOD. WHAT KIND OF SHOW WAS IT, MARY?

HOLLYWOOD. WHAT KIND OF SHOW WAS IT, MARY? >> IT'S A PODCAST.

WHAT KIND OF SHOW WAS IT, MARY? >> IT'S A PODCAST. >> OH, OKAY.

>> IT'S A PODCAST. >> OH, OKAY. WELL, OUR CATEGORIES ARE, THE

>> OH, OKAY. WELL, OUR CATEGORIES ARE, THE MOVIES, THE SHOWS, THE STARS,

WELL, OUR CATEGORIES ARE, THE MOVIES, THE SHOWS, THE STARS, AND HOORAY.

MOVIES, THE SHOWS, THE STARS, AND HOORAY. ROBERT, YOU'RE FIRST.

AND HOORAY. ROBERT, YOU'RE FIRST. >> THANKS, JACK, WE GOT TO START

ROBERT, YOU'RE FIRST. >> THANKS, JACK, WE GOT TO START WITH MOVIES.

>> THANKS, JACK, WE GOT TO START WITH MOVIES. >> WE GOT TO.

WITH MOVIES. >> WE GOT TO. THIS QUESTION IS FROM THE 1950s.

>> WE GOT TO. THIS QUESTION IS FROM THE 1950s. IN ALL ABOUT EVE, SHE SAID,

THIS QUESTION IS FROM THE 1950s. IN ALL ABOUT EVE, SHE SAID, FASTEN YOUR SEAT BELTS, IT'S

IN ALL ABOUT EVE, SHE SAID, FASTEN YOUR SEAT BELTS, IT'S GOING TO BE A BUMPY RIDE.

FASTEN YOUR SEAT BELTS, IT'S GOING TO BE A BUMPY RIDE. ROBERT, YOU BUZZED IN FIRST.

GOING TO BE A BUMPY RIDE. ROBERT, YOU BUZZED IN FIRST. >> THE ONE AND ONLY BETTY DAVIS.

ROBERT, YOU BUZZED IN FIRST. >> THE ONE AND ONLY BETTY DAVIS. >> YES, THAT'S $500.

>> THE ONE AND ONLY BETTY DAVIS. >> YES, THAT'S $500. THIS SHOW IS FROM THE '80s.

>> YES, THAT'S $500. THIS SHOW IS FROM THE '80s. IN 1983, THIS TV SHOW SET IN THE

THIS SHOW IS FROM THE '80s. IN 1983, THIS TV SHOW SET IN THE KOREAN WAR HAD A FINALE WATCHED

IN 1983, THIS TV SHOW SET IN THE KOREAN WAR HAD A FINALE WATCHED BY OVER 100 MILLION VIEWERS.

KOREAN WAR HAD A FINALE WATCHED BY OVER 100 MILLION VIEWERS. >> MASH AND IT WAS WATCHED BY

BY OVER 100 MILLION VIEWERS. >> MASH AND IT WAS WATCHED BY 106 MILLION.

>> MASH AND IT WAS WATCHED BY 106 MILLION. >> THAT'S IT.

106 MILLION. >> THAT'S IT. $500 FOR YOU.

>> THAT'S IT. $500 FOR YOU. GREAT JOB.

$500 FOR YOU. GREAT JOB. NOW LET'S GO OVER TO THE 2020s.

GREAT JOB. NOW LET'S GO OVER TO THE 2020s. THIS BREAKOUT HIT IS THE CURRENT

NOW LET'S GO OVER TO THE 2020s. THIS BREAKOUT HIT IS THE CURRENT NUMBER ONE SHOW ON NETFLIX.

THIS BREAKOUT HIT IS THE CURRENT NUMBER ONE SHOW ON NETFLIX. IT'S GINNY AND -- ANYONE?

NUMBER ONE SHOW ON NETFLIX. IT'S GINNY AND -- ANYONE? IT'S THE MOST WATCHED SHOW ON

IT'S GINNY AND -- ANYONE? IT'S THE MOST WATCHED SHOW ON THE MOST WATCHED STREAMING

IT'S THE MOST WATCHED SHOW ON THE MOST WATCHED STREAMING SERVICE IN THE WORLD.

THE MOST WATCHED STREAMING SERVICE IN THE WORLD. NO?

SERVICE IN THE WORLD. NO? GINNY AND --

NO? GINNY AND -- >> JUICE?

GINNY AND -- >> JUICE? >> NO.

>> JUICE? >> NO. IT WAS GINNY AND GEORGIA.

>> NO. IT WAS GINNY AND GEORGIA. SEASON TWO.

IT WAS GINNY AND GEORGIA. SEASON TWO. >> IS THAT FROM EUROPE?

SEASON TWO. >> IS THAT FROM EUROPE? >> NO.

>> IS THAT FROM EUROPE? >> NO. IT'S TOTALLY AMERICAN.

>> NO. IT'S TOTALLY AMERICAN. OKAY.

IT'S TOTALLY AMERICAN. OKAY. ROBERT, PICK A CATEGORY.

OKAY. ROBERT, PICK A CATEGORY. >> LET'S GO TO HOORA WHY.

ROBERT, PICK A CATEGORY. >> LET'S GO TO HOORA WHY. >> THESE ARE ALL ABOUT AWARDS.

>> LET'S GO TO HOORA WHY. >> THESE ARE ALL ABOUT AWARDS. STICKING WITH THE 2020s.

>> THESE ARE ALL ABOUT AWARDS. STICKING WITH THE 2020s. THIS FILM WRITTEN AND DIRECTED

STICKING WITH THE 2020s. THIS FILM WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY SARAH POLLEY HAS BEEN

THIS FILM WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY SARAH POLLEY HAS BEEN NOMINATED FOR BEST PICTURE THIS

BY SARAH POLLEY HAS BEEN NOMINATED FOR BEST PICTURE THIS YEAR.

NOMINATED FOR BEST PICTURE THIS YEAR. NO ONE?

YEAR. NO ONE? I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT.

NO ONE? I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT. IT HAS AN ALL FEMALE CAST

I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT. IT HAS AN ALL FEMALE CAST FEATURING OSCAR WINNER FRANCIS

IT HAS AN ALL FEMALE CAST FEATURING OSCAR WINNER FRANCIS McDORMAND.

FEATURING OSCAR WINNER FRANCIS McDORMAND. >> 80 FOR BRADY.

McDORMAND. >> 80 FOR BRADY. >> NO.

>> 80 FOR BRADY. >> NO. ANYONE ELSE?

>> NO. ANYONE ELSE? >> CAN YOU GIVE US A HINT?

ANYONE ELSE? >> CAN YOU GIVE US A HINT? >> IT'S WOMEN TALKING.

>> CAN YOU GIVE US A HINT? >> IT'S WOMEN TALKING. >> BE MORE SPECIFIC.

>> IT'S WOMEN TALKING. >> BE MORE SPECIFIC. >> NO.

>> BE MORE SPECIFIC. >> NO. THAT'S THE TITLE.

>> NO. THAT'S THE TITLE. WOMEN TALKING.

THAT'S THE TITLE. WOMEN TALKING. THE WONDERFUL FILM.

WOMEN TALKING. THE WONDERFUL FILM. DO YOU ALL WATCH MUCH TV OR

THE WONDERFUL FILM. DO YOU ALL WATCH MUCH TV OR MOVIES?

DO YOU ALL WATCH MUCH TV OR MOVIES? >> I DO.

MOVIES? >> I DO. AT LEAST 12 HOURS A DAY.

>> I DO. AT LEAST 12 HOURS A DAY. >> YIKES.

AT LEAST 12 HOURS A DAY. >> YIKES. HERE'S THE NEXT QUESTION.

>> YIKES. HERE'S THE NEXT QUESTION. JUST LAST WEEK, ANDREA WAS

HERE'S THE NEXT QUESTION. JUST LAST WEEK, ANDREA WAS NOMINATED FOR AN OSCAR FOR HER

JUST LAST WEEK, ANDREA WAS NOMINATED FOR AN OSCAR FOR HER ROLE IN WHICH MOVIE?

NOMINATED FOR AN OSCAR FOR HER ROLE IN WHICH MOVIE? ANYONE?

ROLE IN WHICH MOVIE? ANYONE? ANDREA.

ANYONE? ANDREA. THEY SAY IT WAS THE BEST

ANDREA. THEY SAY IT WAS THE BEST PERFORMANCE OF HER CAREER.

THEY SAY IT WAS THE BEST PERFORMANCE OF HER CAREER. >> CAREER?

PERFORMANCE OF HER CAREER. >> CAREER? >> IT WAS TO LESLIE.

>> CAREER? >> IT WAS TO LESLIE. THAT'S RIGHT, TO LESLIE.

>> IT WAS TO LESLIE. THAT'S RIGHT, TO LESLIE. IT'S GREAT.

THAT'S RIGHT, TO LESLIE. IT'S GREAT. YOU SHOULD REALLY SEE IT BECAUSE

IT'S GREAT. YOU SHOULD REALLY SEE IT BECAUSE SO FAR, IT'S MADE $27,300.

YOU SHOULD REALLY SEE IT BECAUSE SO FAR, IT'S MADE $27,300. >> OKAY.

SO FAR, IT'S MADE $27,300. >> OKAY. THAT'S NOT A LOT FOR OPENING

>> OKAY. THAT'S NOT A LOT FOR OPENING WEEKEND.

THAT'S NOT A LOT FOR OPENING WEEKEND. >> IT'S BEEN OUT FOR FOUR

WEEKEND. >> IT'S BEEN OUT FOR FOUR MONTHS.

>> IT'S BEEN OUT FOR FOUR MONTHS. >> CAN I MAKE A REQUEST?

MONTHS. >> CAN I MAKE A REQUEST? CAN WE DO A QUESTION WITH SOME

>> CAN I MAKE A REQUEST? CAN WE DO A QUESTION WITH SOME BIG MOVIE STARS, PEOPLE WE WOULD

CAN WE DO A QUESTION WITH SOME BIG MOVIE STARS, PEOPLE WE WOULD ALL KNOW.

BIG MOVIE STARS, PEOPLE WE WOULD ALL KNOW. >> LIKE WHO?

ALL KNOW. >> LIKE WHO? >> NICOLE KIDMAN.

>> LIKE WHO? >> NICOLE KIDMAN. >> ABSOLUTELY.

>> NICOLE KIDMAN. >> ABSOLUTELY. THIS PAST YEAR NICOLE KIDMAN

>> ABSOLUTELY. THIS PAST YEAR NICOLE KIDMAN STARRED IN THIS DARKLY FEMINIST

THIS PAST YEAR NICOLE KIDMAN STARRED IN THIS DARKLY FEMINIST DRAMA ON APPLE TV.

STARRED IN THIS DARKLY FEMINIST DRAMA ON APPLE TV. >> WEDNESDAY?

DRAMA ON APPLE TV. >> WEDNESDAY? >> NO.

>> WEDNESDAY? >> NO. ANYONE?

>> NO. ANYONE? NOBODY?

ANYONE? NOBODY? IT WAS ROAR.

NOBODY? IT WAS ROAR. THAT'S RIGHT, ROAR.

IT WAS ROAR. THAT'S RIGHT, ROAR. >> NO.

THAT'S RIGHT, ROAR. >> NO. >> YES.

>> NO. >> YES. OKAY.

>> YES. OKAY. LET'S DO SAMUEL L. JACKSON.

OKAY. LET'S DO SAMUEL L. JACKSON. EVERYONE KNOWS HIM, RIGHT?

LET'S DO SAMUEL L. JACKSON. EVERYONE KNOWS HIM, RIGHT? THIS PAST YEAR, SAMUEL L.

EVERYONE KNOWS HIM, RIGHT? THIS PAST YEAR, SAMUEL L. JACKSON STARRED IN THIS

THIS PAST YEAR, SAMUEL L. JACKSON STARRED IN THIS CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED DRAMA ON

JACKSON STARRED IN THIS CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED DRAMA ON APPLE TV.

CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED DRAMA ON APPLE TV. >> WEDNESDAY.

APPLE TV. >> WEDNESDAY. >> NO.

>> WEDNESDAY. >> NO. SORRY.

>> NO. SORRY. IT WAS THE LAST DAYS OF PETOLOME

SORRY. IT WAS THE LAST DAYS OF PETOLOME GRAY.

IT WAS THE LAST DAYS OF PETOLOME GRAY. >> COME ON.

GRAY. >> COME ON. YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.

>> COME ON. YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. >> I'M PETOTALLY SERIOUS.

YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. >> I'M PETOTALLY SERIOUS. >> I'M SURE THOSE SHOWS ARE

>> I'M PETOTALLY SERIOUS. >> I'M SURE THOSE SHOWS ARE GREAT, BUT WHERE DID ALL THE

>> I'M SURE THOSE SHOWS ARE GREAT, BUT WHERE DID ALL THE POPULAR MOVIES GO?

GREAT, BUT WHERE DID ALL THE POPULAR MOVIES GO? >> THEY'RE STILL HERE.

POPULAR MOVIES GO? >> THEY'RE STILL HERE. YOU CAN WATCH THEM ON YOUR PHONE

>> THEY'RE STILL HERE. YOU CAN WATCH THEM ON YOUR PHONE ON THE TOILET.

YOU CAN WATCH THEM ON YOUR PHONE ON THE TOILET. OKAY.

ON THE TOILET. OKAY. SINCE NO ONE IS IN THE LEAD,

OKAY. SINCE NO ONE IS IN THE LEAD, LET'S MOVE ON TO THE SPEED

SINCE NO ONE IS IN THE LEAD, LET'S MOVE ON TO THE SPEED ROUND.

LET'S MOVE ON TO THE SPEED ROUND. ROBERT, YOU'RE STILL IN CONTROL.

ROUND. ROBERT, YOU'RE STILL IN CONTROL. OUR ERA IS THE '80s.

ROBERT, YOU'RE STILL IN CONTROL. OUR ERA IS THE '80s. >> GREAT.

OUR ERA IS THE '80s. >> GREAT. >> THE YEAR 1989 FEATURED MOVIES

>> GREAT. >> THE YEAR 1989 FEATURED MOVIES LIKE THE LITTLE MERMAID, WHEN

>> THE YEAR 1989 FEATURED MOVIES LIKE THE LITTLE MERMAID, WHEN HARRY MET SALLY, BATMAN, DEAD

LIKE THE LITTLE MERMAID, WHEN HARRY MET SALLY, BATMAN, DEAD POETS SOCIETY, AND DO THE RIGHT

HARRY MET SALLY, BATMAN, DEAD POETS SOCIETY, AND DO THE RIGHT THING.

POETS SOCIETY, AND DO THE RIGHT THING. ROBERT, NAME THREE MOVIES FROM

THING. ROBERT, NAME THREE MOVIES FROM THE PAST FIVE YEARS.

ROBERT, NAME THREE MOVIES FROM THE PAST FIVE YEARS. >> OH, WOW.

THE PAST FIVE YEARS. >> OH, WOW. THREE?

>> OH, WOW. THREE? OKAY.

THREE? OKAY. WOW.

OKAY. WOW. "TOP GUN."

WOW. "TOP GUN." >> OKAY.

"TOP GUN." >> OKAY. THAT'S ONE.

>> OKAY. THAT'S ONE. >> GREAT.

THAT'S ONE. >> GREAT. OH, GOSH.

>> GREAT. OH, GOSH. THE HANGOVER?

OH, GOSH. THE HANGOVER? >> THAT WAS 20 YEARS AGO.

THE HANGOVER? >> THAT WAS 20 YEARS AGO. >> THE NIGHT.

>> THAT WAS 20 YEARS AGO. >> THE NIGHT. MAN.

>> THE NIGHT. MAN. >> SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE JUST

MAN. >> SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE JUST SAYING WORDS.

>> SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE JUST SAYING WORDS. COME ON.

SAYING WORDS. COME ON. ALL YOU NEED IS ONE.

COME ON. ALL YOU NEED IS ONE. CAN'T YOU JUST NAME ONE MORE

ALL YOU NEED IS ONE. CAN'T YOU JUST NAME ONE MORE MOVIE?

CAN'T YOU JUST NAME ONE MORE MOVIE? >> NOPE.

MOVIE? >> NOPE. >> THAT'S RIGHT, NOPE!

>> NOPE. >> THAT'S RIGHT, NOPE! YOU WON THE SPEED ROUND.

>> THAT'S RIGHT, NOPE! YOU WON THE SPEED ROUND. >> YEA!

YOU WON THE SPEED ROUND. >> YEA! WHY?

>> YEA! WHY? >> JUST TAKE THE WIN, ROBERT.

WHY? >> JUST TAKE THE WIN, ROBERT. WHEN WE COME BACK, THESE THREE

>> JUST TAKE THE WIN, ROBERT. WHEN WE COME BACK, THESE THREE WILL TRY TO GUESS WHAT JULIA

WHEN WE COME BACK, THESE THREE WILL TRY TO GUESS WHAT JULIA ROBERTS IS DOING ON STARZ.

WILL TRY TO GUESS WHAT JULIA ROBERTS IS DOING ON STARZ. BYE!

ROBERTS IS DOING ON STARZ. BYE! >>> HBO'S THE LAST OF US IS A

BYE! >>> HBO'S THE LAST OF US IS A HIT SO A VIDEO GAME CAN BECOME A

>>> HBO'S THE LAST OF US IS A HIT SO A VIDEO GAME CAN BECOME A PRESTIGE DRAMA IN SPRING, HBO IS

HIT SO A VIDEO GAME CAN BECOME A PRESTIGE DRAMA IN SPRING, HBO IS DOING IT AGAIN WITH ANOTHER

PRESTIGE DRAMA IN SPRING, HBO IS DOING IT AGAIN WITH ANOTHER ICONIC GAME.

DOING IT AGAIN WITH ANOTHER ICONIC GAME. >> IT'S BEEN TEN YEARS SINCE OUR

ICONIC GAME. >> IT'S BEEN TEN YEARS SINCE OUR KINGDOM FELL.

>> IT'S BEEN TEN YEARS SINCE OUR KINGDOM FELL. THE ONLY THING WE HAVE LEFT,

KINGDOM FELL. THE ONLY THING WE HAVE LEFT, HOPE.

THE ONLY THING WE HAVE LEFT, HOPE. >> I HAVE IMPORTANT CARGO I NEED

HOPE. >> I HAVE IMPORTANT CARGO I NEED SMUGGLED TO RAINBOW ROAD.

>> I HAVE IMPORTANT CARGO I NEED SMUGGLED TO RAINBOW ROAD. PEOPLE SAY YOU USED TO DRIVE.

SMUGGLED TO RAINBOW ROAD. PEOPLE SAY YOU USED TO DRIVE. >> PEOPLE SAY A LOT OF THINGS.

PEOPLE SAY YOU USED TO DRIVE. >> PEOPLE SAY A LOT OF THINGS. >> YOU GOT A NAME?

>> PEOPLE SAY A LOT OF THINGS. >> YOU GOT A NAME? >> IT'S A-ME, MARIO.

>> YOU GOT A NAME? >> IT'S A-ME, MARIO. WHAT'S IN THE CARGO?

>> IT'S A-ME, MARIO. WHAT'S IN THE CARGO? >> NOT WHAT.

WHAT'S IN THE CARGO? >> NOT WHAT. WHO.

>> NOT WHAT. WHO. SHE'S A PRINCESS.

WHO. SHE'S A PRINCESS. AT LEAST SHE WAS UNTIL HE TOOK

SHE'S A PRINCESS. AT LEAST SHE WAS UNTIL HE TOOK OVER.

AT LEAST SHE WAS UNTIL HE TOOK OVER. >> WE'LL NEVER MAKE IT ON FOOT.

OVER. >> WE'LL NEVER MAKE IT ON FOOT. >> YOU WON'T HAVE TO.

>> WE'LL NEVER MAKE IT ON FOOT. >> YOU WON'T HAVE TO. >> LET'S A-GO.

>> YOU WON'T HAVE TO. >> LET'S A-GO. >> FROM THE PRODUCERS OF THE

>> LET'S A-GO. >> FROM THE PRODUCERS OF THE LAST OF US AND THE MASTER STORY

>> FROM THE PRODUCERS OF THE LAST OF US AND THE MASTER STORY TELLERS BEHIND MARIO CARTS 1

LAST OF US AND THE MASTER STORY TELLERS BEHIND MARIO CARTS 1 THROUGH 8.

TELLERS BEHIND MARIO CARTS 1 THROUGH 8. >> WHAT'S IT LIKE OUT HERE?

THROUGH 8. >> WHAT'S IT LIKE OUT HERE? >> COMING OUT HERE ISN'T A GAME.

>> WHAT'S IT LIKE OUT HERE? >> COMING OUT HERE ISN'T A GAME. IF WE'RE GOING TO MAKE IT, WE

>> COMING OUT HERE ISN'T A GAME. IF WE'RE GOING TO MAKE IT, WE NEED ALL THE HELP WE CAN GET.

IF WE'RE GOING TO MAKE IT, WE NEED ALL THE HELP WE CAN GET. >> IT'S A-LUIGI TIME.

NEED ALL THE HELP WE CAN GET. >> IT'S A-LUIGI TIME. >> EVERYONE ON THIS ROAD WANTS

>> IT'S A-LUIGI TIME. >> EVERYONE ON THIS ROAD WANTS US DEAD.

>> EVERYONE ON THIS ROAD WANTS US DEAD. >> WHAT IS THAT THING?

US DEAD. >> WHAT IS THAT THING? >> GOOMBA.

>> WHAT IS THAT THING? >> GOOMBA. FUNGUS, WEARING SHOES FOR LEGS.

>> GOOMBA. FUNGUS, WEARING SHOES FOR LEGS. >> DRAMATIC HBO CHARACTERS.

FUNGUS, WEARING SHOES FOR LEGS. >> DRAMATIC HBO CHARACTERS. >> I'M YOSHI.

>> DRAMATIC HBO CHARACTERS. >> I'M YOSHI. I'M BISEXUAL.

>> I'M YOSHI. I'M BISEXUAL. >> NAME'S TOAD.

I'M BISEXUAL. >> NAME'S TOAD. ALSO, I'M BISEXUAL.

>> NAME'S TOAD. ALSO, I'M BISEXUAL. >> HBO PICKED THE WRONG GAME TO

ALSO, I'M BISEXUAL. >> HBO PICKED THE WRONG GAME TO DO THIS WITH, RAVES VARIETY.

>> HBO PICKED THE WRONG GAME TO DO THIS WITH, RAVES VARIETY. >> YEAH, THIS AIN'T IT, ADDS THE

DO THIS WITH, RAVES VARIETY. >> YEAH, THIS AIN'T IT, ADDS THE NEW YORK TIMES.

>> YEAH, THIS AIN'T IT, ADDS THE NEW YORK TIMES. >> YOU EAT THAT POISON?

NEW YORK TIMES. >> YOU EAT THAT POISON? >> IT MAKES ME FEEL BIG, OKAY?

>> YOU EAT THAT POISON? >> IT MAKES ME FEEL BIG, OKAY? I NEED TO FEEL BIG!

>> IT MAKES ME FEEL BIG, OKAY? I NEED TO FEEL BIG! BECAUSE BOWSER'S OUT THERE.

I NEED TO FEEL BIG! BECAUSE BOWSER'S OUT THERE. AND HE'S THE MAIN BAD GUY.

BECAUSE BOWSER'S OUT THERE. AND HE'S THE MAIN BAD GUY. ♪

AND HE'S THE MAIN BAD GUY. ♪ WE'RE OUT THERE IN OUR CARTS,

♪ WE'RE OUT THERE IN OUR CARTS, AND I NEED YOU TO TRUST ME.

WE'RE OUT THERE IN OUR CARTS, AND I NEED YOU TO TRUST ME. I'LL GET YOU TO RAINBOW ROAD.

AND I NEED YOU TO TRUST ME. I'LL GET YOU TO RAINBOW ROAD. >> YOU CAN DO THIS!

I'LL GET YOU TO RAINBOW ROAD. >> YOU CAN DO THIS! >> NO.

>> YOU CAN DO THIS! >> NO. IT'S RED.

>> NO. IT'S RED. >> WHAT IF WE CRASH?

IT'S RED. >> WHAT IF WE CRASH? >> A LITTLE GUY IN A CLOUD COMES

>> WHAT IF WE CRASH? >> A LITTLE GUY IN A CLOUD COMES AND USES A FISHING POLE TO PUT

>> A LITTLE GUY IN A CLOUD COMES AND USES A FISHING POLE TO PUT YOU BACK ON THE ROAD.

AND USES A FISHING POLE TO PUT YOU BACK ON THE ROAD. >> OH, OKAY.

YOU BACK ON THE ROAD. >> OH, OKAY. >>> DOCTOR, I CAN'T BELIEVE

>> OH, OKAY. >>> DOCTOR, I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.

>>> DOCTOR, I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. HOW LONG HAS MY HUSBAND BEEN

THIS. HOW LONG HAS MY HUSBAND BEEN AWAKE?

HOW LONG HAS MY HUSBAND BEEN AWAKE? >> SINCE THIS MORNING.

AWAKE? >> SINCE THIS MORNING. AND HEY, CALL ME DR. JIM.

>> SINCE THIS MORNING. AND HEY, CALL ME DR. JIM. HE'S STILL VERY WEAK AFTER THE

AND HEY, CALL ME DR. JIM. HE'S STILL VERY WEAK AFTER THE COMA, BUT IT SEEMS LIKE HE WANTS

HE'S STILL VERY WEAK AFTER THE COMA, BUT IT SEEMS LIKE HE WANTS TO SPEAK.

COMA, BUT IT SEEMS LIKE HE WANTS TO SPEAK. >> OH, MY GOD.

TO SPEAK. >> OH, MY GOD. I THOUGHT I LOST MY BEST FRIEND.

>> OH, MY GOD. I THOUGHT I LOST MY BEST FRIEND. THIS IS A MIRACLE.

I THOUGHT I LOST MY BEST FRIEND. THIS IS A MIRACLE. >> I KNOW.

THIS IS A MIRACLE. >> I KNOW. LOOK, HE'S WAKING UP!

>> I KNOW. LOOK, HE'S WAKING UP! >> CHARLIE, HEY, IT'S ME.

LOOK, HE'S WAKING UP! >> CHARLIE, HEY, IT'S ME. WELCOME BACK.

>> CHARLIE, HEY, IT'S ME. WELCOME BACK. >> OH, MY GAH.

WELCOME BACK. >> OH, MY GAH. WHERE AM I?

>> OH, MY GAH. WHERE AM I? WHY AM I IN THE BED?

WHERE AM I? WHY AM I IN THE BED? I DON'T GET ANYTHING THAT'S

WHY AM I IN THE BED? I DON'T GET ANYTHING THAT'S GOING ON RIGHT NOW.

I DON'T GET ANYTHING THAT'S GOING ON RIGHT NOW. >> DOCTOR?

GOING ON RIGHT NOW. >> DOCTOR? >> IT'S VERY COMMON.

>> DOCTOR? >> IT'S VERY COMMON. HE'S GOING TO BE A LITTLE

>> IT'S VERY COMMON. HE'S GOING TO BE A LITTLE CONFUSED AT FIRST.

HE'S GOING TO BE A LITTLE CONFUSED AT FIRST. >> WHY IS EVERYBODY -- WHO IS

CONFUSED AT FIRST. >> WHY IS EVERYBODY -- WHO IS EVERYBODY?

>> WHY IS EVERYBODY -- WHO IS EVERYBODY? WHY AM I WEARING PAPER?

EVERYBODY? WHY AM I WEARING PAPER? >> DID YOU SAY PAPER?

WHY AM I WEARING PAPER? >> DID YOU SAY PAPER? THAT'S YOUR HOSPITAL ROBE,

>> DID YOU SAY PAPER? THAT'S YOUR HOSPITAL ROBE, BUDDY.

THAT'S YOUR HOSPITAL ROBE, BUDDY. >> YEAH, HONEY, YOU WERE IN A

BUDDY. >> YEAH, HONEY, YOU WERE IN A LITTLE ACCIDENT.

>> YEAH, HONEY, YOU WERE IN A LITTLE ACCIDENT. >> WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME HONEY?

LITTLE ACCIDENT. >> WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME HONEY? WHO ARE YOU?

>> WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME HONEY? WHO ARE YOU? >> I'M YOUR WIFE.

WHO ARE YOU? >> I'M YOUR WIFE. >> OKAY.

>> I'M YOUR WIFE. >> OKAY. NOT TODAY.

>> OKAY. NOT TODAY. >> DID HE SAY NOT TODAY?

NOT TODAY. >> DID HE SAY NOT TODAY? I MEAN, WE HAVE BEEN MARRIED FOR

>> DID HE SAY NOT TODAY? I MEAN, WE HAVE BEEN MARRIED FOR EIGHT YEARS.

I MEAN, WE HAVE BEEN MARRIED FOR EIGHT YEARS. >> LET'S JUST PUT A PIN IN THAT.

EIGHT YEARS. >> LET'S JUST PUT A PIN IN THAT. >> DOCTOR?

>> LET'S JUST PUT A PIN IN THAT. >> DOCTOR? >> HE MAY NOT RECOGNIZE YOU

>> DOCTOR? >> HE MAY NOT RECOGNIZE YOU RIGHT NOW, BUT THE IMPORTANT

>> HE MAY NOT RECOGNIZE YOU RIGHT NOW, BUT THE IMPORTANT THING IS THAT HE'S UP AND

RIGHT NOW, BUT THE IMPORTANT THING IS THAT HE'S UP AND TALKING.

THING IS THAT HE'S UP AND TALKING. >> YEAH.

TALKING. >> YEAH. BUT HE'S TALKING WITH THIS LIKE

>> YEAH. BUT HE'S TALKING WITH THIS LIKE LA MUSH MOUTH THING.

BUT HE'S TALKING WITH THIS LIKE LA MUSH MOUTH THING. I'VE LITERALLY NEVER HEARD THAT

LA MUSH MOUTH THING. I'VE LITERALLY NEVER HEARD THAT BEFORE.

I'VE LITERALLY NEVER HEARD THAT BEFORE. >> YOU THINK I SOUND LA?

BEFORE. >> YOU THINK I SOUND LA? THANK YOU.

>> YOU THINK I SOUND LA? THANK YOU. I LOVE LA.

THANK YOU. I LOVE LA. >> HE HAS A TOTALLY DIFFERENT

I LOVE LA. >> HE HAS A TOTALLY DIFFERENT PERSONALITY.

>> HE HAS A TOTALLY DIFFERENT PERSONALITY. >> THIS IS COMPLETELY NORMAL AND

PERSONALITY. >> THIS IS COMPLETELY NORMAL AND TEMPORARY.

>> THIS IS COMPLETELY NORMAL AND TEMPORARY. THERE'S EVEN BEEN INSTANCES OF

TEMPORARY. THERE'S EVEN BEEN INSTANCES OF PEOPLE COMING OUT OF COMAS AND

THERE'S EVEN BEEN INSTANCES OF PEOPLE COMING OUT OF COMAS AND SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGES THEY

PEOPLE COMING OUT OF COMAS AND SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGES THEY COULD NEVER BEFORE.

SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGES THEY COULD NEVER BEFORE. >> CAN I SPEAK SPANISH?

COULD NEVER BEFORE. >> CAN I SPEAK SPANISH? LET ME TRY.

>> CAN I SPEAK SPANISH? LET ME TRY. SABA, SABA.

LET ME TRY. SABA, SABA. SOUNDS LIKE SPANISH TO ME.

SABA, SABA. SOUNDS LIKE SPANISH TO ME. >> NOPE.

SOUNDS LIKE SPANISH TO ME. >> NOPE. NOT SPANISH.

>> NOPE. NOT SPANISH. IS HIS BRAIN OKAY?

NOT SPANISH. IS HIS BRAIN OKAY? >> WE'LL FIND OUT.

IS HIS BRAIN OKAY? >> WE'LL FIND OUT. CHARLIE, LISTEN VERY CAREFULLY.

>> WE'LL FIND OUT. CHARLIE, LISTEN VERY CAREFULLY. YOU MEASURE MY LIFE IN HOURS,

CHARLIE, LISTEN VERY CAREFULLY. YOU MEASURE MY LIFE IN HOURS, AND I SERVE YOU BY EXPIRING.

YOU MEASURE MY LIFE IN HOURS, AND I SERVE YOU BY EXPIRING. I'M QUICK WHEN I'M THIN AND SLOW

AND I SERVE YOU BY EXPIRING. I'M QUICK WHEN I'M THIN AND SLOW WHEN I'M FAST.

I'M QUICK WHEN I'M THIN AND SLOW WHEN I'M FAST. WHAT AM I?

WHEN I'M FAST. WHAT AM I? >> DUH, YOU'RE A CONDO.

WHAT AM I? >> DUH, YOU'RE A CONDO. >> HE'S FINE.

>> DUH, YOU'RE A CONDO. >> HE'S FINE. >> THAT'S HOW YOU TEST FOR BRAIN

>> HE'S FINE. >> THAT'S HOW YOU TEST FOR BRAIN DAMAGE?

>> THAT'S HOW YOU TEST FOR BRAIN DAMAGE? HONEY, LOOK AT THIS VIDEO.

DAMAGE? HONEY, LOOK AT THIS VIDEO. THIS IS WHAT YOU NORMALLY SOUND

HONEY, LOOK AT THIS VIDEO. THIS IS WHAT YOU NORMALLY SOUND LIKE.

THIS IS WHAT YOU NORMALLY SOUND LIKE. >> HEY, BABE.

LIKE. >> HEY, BABE. MADE IT TO ARKANSAS.

>> HEY, BABE. MADE IT TO ARKANSAS. PRETTY COOL PLACE.

MADE IT TO ARKANSAS. PRETTY COOL PLACE. MISS YA.

PRETTY COOL PLACE. MISS YA. >> OKAY.

MISS YA. >> OKAY. HE'S THE HOTTEST GUY I'VE EVER

>> OKAY. HE'S THE HOTTEST GUY I'VE EVER SEEN.

HE'S THE HOTTEST GUY I'VE EVER SEEN. WHY DOES HE LIVE IN ARKANSAS?

SEEN. WHY DOES HE LIVE IN ARKANSAS? >> NO, CHARLIE.

WHY DOES HE LIVE IN ARKANSAS? >> NO, CHARLIE. THAT'S YOU.

>> NO, CHARLIE. THAT'S YOU. YOU WERE ON A BUSINESS TRIP IN

THAT'S YOU. YOU WERE ON A BUSINESS TRIP IN ARKANSAS.

YOU WERE ON A BUSINESS TRIP IN ARKANSAS. THAT'S WHERE YOU GOT HIT BY THAT

ARKANSAS. THAT'S WHERE YOU GOT HIT BY THAT PARTY CITY TRUCK.

THAT'S WHERE YOU GOT HIT BY THAT PARTY CITY TRUCK. >> THAT'S SO NICE.

PARTY CITY TRUCK. >> THAT'S SO NICE. AND WHO ARE YOU?

>> THAT'S SO NICE. AND WHO ARE YOU? ANOTHER WIFE?

AND WHO ARE YOU? ANOTHER WIFE? >> NO, I'M NOT YOUR WIFE.

ANOTHER WIFE? >> NO, I'M NOT YOUR WIFE. I'M YOUR SISTER.

>> NO, I'M NOT YOUR WIFE. I'M YOUR SISTER. >> LET'S PUT A PIN IN THAT.

I'M YOUR SISTER. >> LET'S PUT A PIN IN THAT. >> WHY DOES HE KEEP WANTS TO PUT

>> LET'S PUT A PIN IN THAT. >> WHY DOES HE KEEP WANTS TO PUT A PIN IN THINGS?

>> WHY DOES HE KEEP WANTS TO PUT A PIN IN THINGS? ARE YOU SURE HIS BRAIN IS OKAY?

A PIN IN THINGS? ARE YOU SURE HIS BRAIN IS OKAY? ?

ARE YOU SURE HIS BRAIN IS OKAY? ? ABSOLUTELY.

? ABSOLUTELY. WATCH THIS.

ABSOLUTELY. WATCH THIS. CHARLIE, IDENTIFY THESE OBJECTS,

WATCH THIS. CHARLIE, IDENTIFY THESE OBJECTS, OKAY?

CHARLIE, IDENTIFY THESE OBJECTS, OKAY? >> BALL, BEE, BOAT, BABY.

OKAY? >> BALL, BEE, BOAT, BABY. >> HE'S FINE.

>> BALL, BEE, BOAT, BABY. >> HE'S FINE. GREAT JOB, CHARLIE.

>> HE'S FINE. GREAT JOB, CHARLIE. >> OH, THANK YOU.

GREAT JOB, CHARLIE. >> OH, THANK YOU. >> PLEASE, I WANT MY OLD CHARLIE

>> OH, THANK YOU. >> PLEASE, I WANT MY OLD CHARLIE BACK.

>> PLEASE, I WANT MY OLD CHARLIE BACK. LOOK AT HIM.

BACK. LOOK AT HIM. >> NAH.

LOOK AT HIM. >> NAH. I'M WAY SKINNIER THAN HIM.

>> NAH. I'M WAY SKINNIER THAN HIM. >> THAT'S BECAUSE YOU LOST 50

I'M WAY SKINNIER THAN HIM. >> THAT'S BECAUSE YOU LOST 50 POUNDS IN THE COMA.

>> THAT'S BECAUSE YOU LOST 50 POUNDS IN THE COMA. >> OH, GOOD FOR ME.

POUNDS IN THE COMA. >> OH, GOOD FOR ME. >> DOCTOR, ARE YOU -- I JUST

>> OH, GOOD FOR ME. >> DOCTOR, ARE YOU -- I JUST DON'T KNOW IF I CAN HANDLE THIS.

>> DOCTOR, ARE YOU -- I JUST DON'T KNOW IF I CAN HANDLE THIS. >> OH, MY GOD.

DON'T KNOW IF I CAN HANDLE THIS. >> OH, MY GOD. DON'T CRY.

>> OH, MY GOD. DON'T CRY. YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ME CRY.

DON'T CRY. YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ME CRY. COME ON, HOLD MY HAND.

YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ME CRY. COME ON, HOLD MY HAND. LOOK, I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE,

COME ON, HOLD MY HAND. LOOK, I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE, AND DESPITE WHAT THEY SAY, I CAN

LOOK, I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE, AND DESPITE WHAT THEY SAY, I CAN SPEAK SPANISH.

AND DESPITE WHAT THEY SAY, I CAN SPEAK SPANISH. BUT THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IS

SPEAK SPANISH. BUT THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IS YOU'RE MY SOUL MATE, AND YOU AND

BUT THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IS YOU'RE MY SOUL MATE, AND YOU AND I -- YOU AND I ARE GOING TO BE

YOU'RE MY SOUL MATE, AND YOU AND I -- YOU AND I ARE GOING TO BE FINE.

I -- YOU AND I ARE GOING TO BE FINE. >> SEE HOW HE'S SOUNDING CLEARER

FINE. >> SEE HOW HE'S SOUNDING CLEARER ALREADY?

>> SEE HOW HE'S SOUNDING CLEARER ALREADY? >> BECAUSE NO MATTER WHAT,

ALREADY? >> BECAUSE NO MATTER WHAT, PEOPLE ALWAYS --

>> BECAUSE NO MATTER WHAT, PEOPLE ALWAYS -- [ LAUGHTER ]

PEOPLE ALWAYS -- [ LAUGHTER ] PEOPLE ALWAYS -- AND THAT'S THE

[ LAUGHTER ] PEOPLE ALWAYS -- AND THAT'S THE TRUTH.

PEOPLE ALWAYS -- AND THAT'S THE TRUTH. >> OKAY.

TRUTH. >> OKAY. THAT'S SOUNDING A LITTLE --

>> OKAY. THAT'S SOUNDING A LITTLE -- >> WHAT DO I DO?

THAT'S SOUNDING A LITTLE -- >> WHAT DO I DO? >> MEET HIM WHERE HE'S AT.

>> WHAT DO I DO? >> MEET HIM WHERE HE'S AT. >> CHARLIE.

>> MEET HIM WHERE HE'S AT. >> CHARLIE. >> REALLY?

>> CHARLIE. >> REALLY? >> YEAH.

>> REALLY? >> YEAH. AND --

>> YEAH. AND -- >> NOW I'M GOING CRY, AND I LIKE

AND -- >> NOW I'M GOING CRY, AND I LIKE NEVER CRY.

>> NOW I'M GOING CRY, AND I LIKE NEVER CRY. >> BRING IT IN, YOU GUYS.

>>> OKAY, STUDENTS OF SAINT LAWRENCE HIGH SCHOOL, WELCOME TO YOUR ASSEMBLY ABOUT TECHNOLOGY

LAWRENCE HIGH SCHOOL, WELCOME TO YOUR ASSEMBLY ABOUT TECHNOLOGY USE.

YOUR ASSEMBLY ABOUT TECHNOLOGY USE. SETTLE DOWN, ALL RIGHT?

USE. SETTLE DOWN, ALL RIGHT? HERE TO GIVE THE PRESENTATION,

SETTLE DOWN, ALL RIGHT? HERE TO GIVE THE PRESENTATION, PLEASE WELCOME YOUR FAVORITE

HERE TO GIVE THE PRESENTATION, PLEASE WELCOME YOUR FAVORITE TEACHER, MR. BEN.

PLEASE WELCOME YOUR FAVORITE TEACHER, MR. BEN. >> MR. BEN!

TEACHER, MR. BEN. >> MR. BEN! >> THANK YOU.

>> MR. BEN! >> THANK YOU. I THINK.

>> THANK YOU. I THINK. OKAY.

I THINK. OKAY. LET'S START.

OKAY. LET'S START. FIRST RULE, DO NOT ACCESS

LET'S START. FIRST RULE, DO NOT ACCESS IMPROPRIETY CONTENT ONLINE.

FIRST RULE, DO NOT ACCESS IMPROPRIETY CONTENT ONLINE. AND DO NOT BULLY ON SOCIAL

IMPROPRIETY CONTENT ONLINE. AND DO NOT BULLY ON SOCIAL MEDIA.

AND DO NOT BULLY ON SOCIAL MEDIA. >> COME ON, GIRL.

MEDIA. >> COME ON, GIRL. EAT IT UP.

>> COME ON, GIRL. EAT IT UP. >> THANK YOU.

EAT IT UP. >> THANK YOU. I THINK.

>> THANK YOU. I THINK. AND HERE'S A NEW RULE.

I THINK. AND HERE'S A NEW RULE. AS OF TODAY, DO NOT MAKE FANCAMS

AND HERE'S A NEW RULE. AS OF TODAY, DO NOT MAKE FANCAMS OF SCHOOL STAFF SUCH AS THIS.

AS OF TODAY, DO NOT MAKE FANCAMS OF SCHOOL STAFF SUCH AS THIS. ♪

OF SCHOOL STAFF SUCH AS THIS. ♪ >> NO!

♪ >> NO! SKINNY LEGEND, WHY ARE YOU DOING

>> NO! SKINNY LEGEND, WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?

SKINNY LEGEND, WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? >> BECAUSE YOU HAVE MADE

THIS? >> BECAUSE YOU HAVE MADE THOUSANDS OF FANCAMS OF ME, AND

>> BECAUSE YOU HAVE MADE THOUSANDS OF FANCAMS OF ME, AND I'M NOT SURE WHAT THEY MEAN, BUT

THOUSANDS OF FANCAMS OF ME, AND I'M NOT SURE WHAT THEY MEAN, BUT I KNOW IT HAS TO STOP.

I'M NOT SURE WHAT THEY MEAN, BUT I KNOW IT HAS TO STOP. >> BUT WE MAKE THEM BECAUSE

I KNOW IT HAS TO STOP. >> BUT WE MAKE THEM BECAUSE YOU'RE OUR BELOVED, AND YOU HAVE

>> BUT WE MAKE THEM BECAUSE YOU'RE OUR BELOVED, AND YOU HAVE US IN A CHOKE HOLD!

YOU'RE OUR BELOVED, AND YOU HAVE US IN A CHOKE HOLD! >> OKAY.

US IN A CHOKE HOLD! >> OKAY. DON'T SAY THAT.

>> OKAY. DON'T SAY THAT. I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY DO

DON'T SAY THAT. I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY DO YOU MAKE SPARKLY FAST ROMANTIC

I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY DO YOU MAKE SPARKLY FAST ROMANTIC MONTAGES OF ME EVERY SINGLE DAY

YOU MAKE SPARKLY FAST ROMANTIC MONTAGES OF ME EVERY SINGLE DAY LIKE THIS.

MONTAGES OF ME EVERY SINGLE DAY LIKE THIS. ♪

LIKE THIS. ♪ >> I MEAN, WE DON'T MAKE THEM

♪ >> I MEAN, WE DON'T MAKE THEM EVERY DAY.

>> I MEAN, WE DON'T MAKE THEM EVERY DAY. >> YEAH.

EVERY DAY. >> YEAH. JUST ON THE DAYS YOU SEND US OR

>> YEAH. JUST ON THE DAYS YOU SEND US OR GIVE US LIFE.

JUST ON THE DAYS YOU SEND US OR GIVE US LIFE. >> WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

GIVE US LIFE. >> WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? >> DON'T WORRY.

>> WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? >> DON'T WORRY. IT JUST MEANS YOUR FOOT IS

>> DON'T WORRY. IT JUST MEANS YOUR FOOT IS ALWAYS ON OUR NECKS.

IT JUST MEANS YOUR FOOT IS ALWAYS ON OUR NECKS. SEE.

ALWAYS ON OUR NECKS. SEE. ♪

SEE. ♪ >> IS THAT ME RIGHT NOW?

♪ >> IS THAT ME RIGHT NOW? HOW DID YOU MAKE THAT SO FAST,

>> IS THAT ME RIGHT NOW? HOW DID YOU MAKE THAT SO FAST, AND HOW DID YOU TAKE OVER ACCESS

HOW DID YOU MAKE THAT SO FAST, AND HOW DID YOU TAKE OVER ACCESS TO THE MONITOR?

AND HOW DID YOU TAKE OVER ACCESS TO THE MONITOR? >> MR. BEN, WHY YOU SO MAD?

TO THE MONITOR? >> MR. BEN, WHY YOU SO MAD? YOU'RE IN YOUR ASSEMBLY ERA.

>> MR. BEN, WHY YOU SO MAD? YOU'RE IN YOUR ASSEMBLY ERA. >> I'M NOT MAD.

YOU'RE IN YOUR ASSEMBLY ERA. >> I'M NOT MAD. I'M CONFUSED.

>> I'M NOT MAD. I'M CONFUSED. IS THE WAY I ATE THIS UP A

I'M CONFUSED. IS THE WAY I ATE THIS UP A COMPLIMENT BECAUSE IT WAS NOM,

IS THE WAY I ATE THIS UP A COMPLIMENT BECAUSE IT WAS NOM, NOM DELISH AND HAD YOU GAG?

COMPLIMENT BECAUSE IT WAS NOM, NOM DELISH AND HAD YOU GAG? >> EXACTLY.

NOM DELISH AND HAD YOU GAG? >> EXACTLY. WE LOVE YOU DOWN, MR. BEN.

>> EXACTLY. WE LOVE YOU DOWN, MR. BEN. >> YOU'RE SO FATHER, PERIOD.

WE LOVE YOU DOWN, MR. BEN. >> YOU'RE SO FATHER, PERIOD. >> OKAY.

>> YOU'RE SO FATHER, PERIOD. >> OKAY. SEE.

>> OKAY. SEE. BUT IF FANCAMS ARE -- IF --

SEE. BUT IF FANCAMS ARE -- IF -- OKAY.

BUT IF FANCAMS ARE -- IF -- OKAY. IF FANCAMS ARE BECAUSE I'M

OKAY. IF FANCAMS ARE BECAUSE I'M FATHER, THEN WHY DID YOU MAKE

IF FANCAMS ARE BECAUSE I'M FATHER, THEN WHY DID YOU MAKE FANCAMS OF LADY LUNCH PAULINA?

FATHER, THEN WHY DID YOU MAKE FANCAMS OF LADY LUNCH PAULINA? >> BECAUSE PAULINA IS MOTHER.

FANCAMS OF LADY LUNCH PAULINA? >> BECAUSE PAULINA IS MOTHER. ♪

>> BECAUSE PAULINA IS MOTHER. ♪ >> KIDS ON PHONE TOO MUCH.

♪ >> KIDS ON PHONE TOO MUCH. GROW UP WRONG.

>> KIDS ON PHONE TOO MUCH. GROW UP WRONG. >> GUYS, I'M TRYING TO

GROW UP WRONG. >> GUYS, I'M TRYING TO UNDERSTAND IF FANCAMS ARE GOOD

>> GUYS, I'M TRYING TO UNDERSTAND IF FANCAMS ARE GOOD OR BAD.

UNDERSTAND IF FANCAMS ARE GOOD OR BAD. DID YOU MAKE A FANCAM OF LUNCH

OR BAD. DID YOU MAKE A FANCAM OF LUNCH LADY PAULINA TO MAKE FUN OF HER?

DID YOU MAKE A FANCAM OF LUNCH LADY PAULINA TO MAKE FUN OF HER? >> NO.

LADY PAULINA TO MAKE FUN OF HER? >> NO. WE MADE IT BECAUSE SHE ATE US UP

>> NO. WE MADE IT BECAUSE SHE ATE US UP AND LEFT NO CRUMBS.

WE MADE IT BECAUSE SHE ATE US UP AND LEFT NO CRUMBS. >> THAT'S IT.

AND LEFT NO CRUMBS. >> THAT'S IT. FANCAMS ARE OFFICIALLY BANNED

>> THAT'S IT. FANCAMS ARE OFFICIALLY BANNED FROM SCHOOL.

FANCAMS ARE OFFICIALLY BANNED FROM SCHOOL. >> NO!

FROM SCHOOL. >> NO! >> WHY, MR. BEN?

>> NO! >> WHY, MR. BEN? THOUGHT YOU WERE DIFFERENT, BUT

>> WHY, MR. BEN? THOUGHT YOU WERE DIFFERENT, BUT YOU'RE JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.

THOUGHT YOU WERE DIFFERENT, BUT YOU'RE JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. MID.

YOU'RE JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. MID. >> I'M SORRY.

MID. >> I'M SORRY. I WANT TO BE A COOL TEACHER.

>> I'M SORRY. I WANT TO BE A COOL TEACHER. I KNOW I'M YOUR BIAS AND THAT I

I WANT TO BE A COOL TEACHER. I KNOW I'M YOUR BIAS AND THAT I ALWAYS MUNCH ON IT, BUT I JUST

I KNOW I'M YOUR BIAS AND THAT I ALWAYS MUNCH ON IT, BUT I JUST DON'T GET IT.

ALWAYS MUNCH ON IT, BUT I JUST DON'T GET IT. WHAT'S -- WHY DOES YOUR

DON'T GET IT. WHAT'S -- WHY DOES YOUR GENERATION HAVE TO MAKE EVERYONE

WHAT'S -- WHY DOES YOUR GENERATION HAVE TO MAKE EVERYONE A CELEBRITY?

GENERATION HAVE TO MAKE EVERYONE A CELEBRITY? WHY DO YOU FILM EVERYTHING?

A CELEBRITY? WHY DO YOU FILM EVERYTHING? WHY?

WHY DO YOU FILM EVERYTHING? WHY? >> FINE.

WHY? >> FINE. YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW?

>> FINE. YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW? IT'S CUZ COVID.

YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW? IT'S CUZ COVID. >> WHAT?

IT'S CUZ COVID. >> WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

>> WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? >> BECAUSE THREE YEARS COVID

WHAT DO YOU MEAN? >> BECAUSE THREE YEARS COVID MADE US ONLINE FOREVER.

>> BECAUSE THREE YEARS COVID MADE US ONLINE FOREVER. >> BECAUSE COVID LOCK US DOWN

MADE US ONLINE FOREVER. >> BECAUSE COVID LOCK US DOWN WHEN WE ARE 11, AND NOW WE ARE

>> BECAUSE COVID LOCK US DOWN WHEN WE ARE 11, AND NOW WE ARE 14, SO NOW WE HAVE TO MAKE YOU

WHEN WE ARE 11, AND NOW WE ARE 14, SO NOW WE HAVE TO MAKE YOU DADDY.

14, SO NOW WE HAVE TO MAKE YOU DADDY. >> BECAUSE MOMMY WORKS REMOTELY

DADDY. >> BECAUSE MOMMY WORKS REMOTELY ALL DAY AND DOESN'T HAVE TIME TO

>> BECAUSE MOMMY WORKS REMOTELY ALL DAY AND DOESN'T HAVE TIME TO EAT IT UP NO CRUMBS LEFT, SO WE

ALL DAY AND DOESN'T HAVE TIME TO EAT IT UP NO CRUMBS LEFT, SO WE MADE YOU DADDY AND MS. JENNY

EAT IT UP NO CRUMBS LEFT, SO WE MADE YOU DADDY AND MS. JENNY MOMMY.

MADE YOU DADDY AND MS. JENNY MOMMY. >> WHAT?

MOMMY. >> WHAT? WHY IS MS. JENNY MOMMY?

>> WHAT? WHY IS MS. JENNY MOMMY? >> GUYS.

WHY IS MS. JENNY MOMMY? >> GUYS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> GUYS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] WE'VE TOLD YOU, THERE IS NOTHING

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] WE'VE TOLD YOU, THERE IS NOTHING GOING ON BETWEEN ME AND MR. BEN.

WE'VE TOLD YOU, THERE IS NOTHING GOING ON BETWEEN ME AND MR. BEN. >> OH, REALLY?

GOING ON BETWEEN ME AND MR. BEN. >> OH, REALLY? THEN EXPLAIN THIS.

>> OH, REALLY? THEN EXPLAIN THIS. ♪

THEN EXPLAIN THIS. ♪ >> HONEY, THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH

♪ >> HONEY, THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH SO MUCH.

>> HONEY, THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH SO MUCH. LET'S JUST TELL THEM THE TRUTH.

SO MUCH. LET'S JUST TELL THEM THE TRUTH. MS. JENNY AND I, WE'RE IN LOVE.

LET'S JUST TELL THEM THE TRUTH. MS. JENNY AND I, WE'RE IN LOVE. >> OOH!

MS. JENNY AND I, WE'RE IN LOVE. >> OOH! >> FINE, IT'S TRUE.

>> OOH! >> FINE, IT'S TRUE. HE'S DADDY, I'M MOMMY, AND WE'RE

>> FINE, IT'S TRUE. HE'S DADDY, I'M MOMMY, AND WE'RE ALL A HAPPY FAMILY.

HE'S DADDY, I'M MOMMY, AND WE'RE ALL A HAPPY FAMILY. NO CRUMBS LEFT.

ALL A HAPPY FAMILY. NO CRUMBS LEFT. >> YEAH!

NO CRUMBS LEFT. >> YEAH! ♪

>> YEAH! ♪ >>> THE BIG GAME IS RIGHT AROUND

♪ >>> THE BIG GAME IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER, AND WING PIT HAS

>>> THE BIG GAME IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER, AND WING PIT HAS YOUR PARTY COVERED.

THE CORNER, AND WING PIT HAS YOUR PARTY COVERED. >> WINGS ARE HERE!

YOUR PARTY COVERED. >> WINGS ARE HERE! >> WE'VE GOT GAME DAY SPECIALS

>> WINGS ARE HERE! >> WE'VE GOT GAME DAY SPECIALS THAT WILL KEEP THE WHOLE PARTY

>> WE'VE GOT GAME DAY SPECIALS THAT WILL KEEP THE WHOLE PARTY HAPPY, LIKE OUR TOUCHDOWN TRAY.

THAT WILL KEEP THE WHOLE PARTY HAPPY, LIKE OUR TOUCHDOWN TRAY. >> TWO DOZEN WINGS AND TWO

HAPPY, LIKE OUR TOUCHDOWN TRAY. >> TWO DOZEN WINGS AND TWO SAUCES FOR ONLY 24.99.

>> TWO DOZEN WINGS AND TWO SAUCES FOR ONLY 24.99. >> THAT'S SOMETHING WE CAN BOTH

SAUCES FOR ONLY 24.99. >> THAT'S SOMETHING WE CAN BOTH AGREE ON.

>> THAT'S SOMETHING WE CAN BOTH AGREE ON. >> OR CALL

AGREE ON. >> OR CALL AN AUDIBLE.

>> OR CALL AN AUDIBLE. AND TRY THE STREAM PLATTER.

AN AUDIBLE. AND TRY THE STREAM PLATTER. >> JUICY BUFFALO WINGS FOR ONLY

AND TRY THE STREAM PLATTER. >> JUICY BUFFALO WINGS FOR ONLY 39.99.

>> JUICY BUFFALO WINGS FOR ONLY 39.99. >> NOW WE'RE TALKING.

39.99. >> NOW WE'RE TALKING. >> AND IF YOUR PARTY IS REALLY

>> NOW WE'RE TALKING. >> AND IF YOUR PARTY IS REALLY RAGING, GO FOR TWO WITH WING PIT

>> AND IF YOUR PARTY IS REALLY RAGING, GO FOR TWO WITH WING PIT TAILGATE FEAST.

RAGING, GO FOR TWO WITH WING PIT TAILGATE FEAST. >> 20 DOZEN WINGS, FIVE

TAILGATE FEAST. >> 20 DOZEN WINGS, FIVE ETHNICALLY TROUBLING SAUCES AND

>> 20 DOZEN WINGS, FIVE ETHNICALLY TROUBLING SAUCES AND A GALLON OF RANCH FOR JUST

ETHNICALLY TROUBLING SAUCES AND A GALLON OF RANCH FOR JUST 89.99.

A GALLON OF RANCH FOR JUST 89.99. >> THANK YOU.

89.99. >> THANK YOU. WE'RE PROBABLY GOOD ON WINGS,

>> THANK YOU. WE'RE PROBABLY GOOD ON WINGS, THOUGH.

WE'RE PROBABLY GOOD ON WINGS, THOUGH. >> BUT YOU COULD BE GREAT ON

THOUGH. >> BUT YOU COULD BE GREAT ON WINGS.

>> BUT YOU COULD BE GREAT ON WINGS. WITH WING PITS NEW TRAY OF

WINGS. WITH WING PITS NEW TRAY OF TEARS.

WITH WING PITS NEW TRAY OF TEARS. >> 600 OF OUR SUCCULENT WINGS

TEARS. >> 600 OF OUR SUCCULENT WINGS PLUS 16 BUTT-DESTROYING SAUCES

>> 600 OF OUR SUCCULENT WINGS PLUS 16 BUTT-DESTROYING SAUCES AND A KEG FULL OF RANCH

PLUS 16 BUTT-DESTROYING SAUCES AND A KEG FULL OF RANCH FOR ONLY 205.99.

AND A KEG FULL OF RANCH FOR ONLY 205.99. >> WE DON'T NEED ALL THAT.

FOR ONLY 205.99. >> WE DON'T NEED ALL THAT. >> BUT YOU WANT IT JUST LIKE YOU

>> WE DON'T NEED ALL THAT. >> BUT YOU WANT IT JUST LIKE YOU WANT WING PIT'S THE CHICKEN

>> BUT YOU WANT IT JUST LIKE YOU WANT WING PIT'S THE CHICKEN SMOOTHIE.

WANT WING PIT'S THE CHICKEN SMOOTHIE. IT'S 40 LIQUEFIED WINGS MIXED

SMOOTHIE. IT'S 40 LIQUEFIED WINGS MIXED WITH 80 PROOF ALCOHOL.

IT'S 40 LIQUEFIED WINGS MIXED WITH 80 PROOF ALCOHOL. MUST BE OVER 12 TO ORDER.

WITH 80 PROOF ALCOHOL. MUST BE OVER 12 TO ORDER. >> OVER 12?

MUST BE OVER 12 TO ORDER. >> OVER 12? >> AND IF YOU'RE THIRSTY FOR

>> OVER 12? >> AND IF YOU'RE THIRSTY FOR MORE, TRY THE CARNAGE PLATTER.

>> AND IF YOU'RE THIRSTY FOR MORE, TRY THE CARNAGE PLATTER. >> 3,000 WINGS

MORE, TRY THE CARNAGE PLATTER. >> 3,000 WINGS PACKED IN A BLACK CONTRACTOR BAG

>> 3,000 WINGS PACKED IN A BLACK CONTRACTOR BAG THROWN STRAIGHT THROUGH YOUR

PACKED IN A BLACK CONTRACTOR BAG THROWN STRAIGHT THROUGH YOUR WINDOW IN TIME FOR KICKOFF.

THROWN STRAIGHT THROUGH YOUR WINDOW IN TIME FOR KICKOFF. >> HEY, IF YOU DON'T STOP, I'M

WINDOW IN TIME FOR KICKOFF. >> HEY, IF YOU DON'T STOP, I'M CALLING THE POLICE.

>> HEY, IF YOU DON'T STOP, I'M CALLING THE POLICE. >> WELL, GOOD LUCK BECAUSE WE

CALLING THE POLICE. >> WELL, GOOD LUCK BECAUSE WE OWN THE POLICE.

>> WELL, GOOD LUCK BECAUSE WE OWN THE POLICE. WING PIT DONATES MILLIONS TO

OWN THE POLICE. WING PIT DONATES MILLIONS TO POLICE CHARITIES SO WE CAN

WING PIT DONATES MILLIONS TO POLICE CHARITIES SO WE CAN OPERATE WITH TOTAL IMMUNITY.

POLICE CHARITIES SO WE CAN OPERATE WITH TOTAL IMMUNITY. >> AND THAT LETS US SERVE YOU

OPERATE WITH TOTAL IMMUNITY. >> AND THAT LETS US SERVE YOU THE CHICK NOBLE.

>> AND THAT LETS US SERVE YOU THE CHICK NOBLE. >> 5,000 WINGS, 10,000 BEANS, A

THE CHICK NOBLE. >> 5,000 WINGS, 10,000 BEANS, A FULL GALLON OF HOT SAUCE

>> 5,000 WINGS, 10,000 BEANS, A FULL GALLON OF HOT SAUCE AIR-DROPPED RANCH.

FULL GALLON OF HOT SAUCE AIR-DROPPED RANCH. >> ALL PUMPED INTO YOUR PARTY

AIR-DROPPED RANCH. >> ALL PUMPED INTO YOUR PARTY VIA CEMENT SHOOT.

>> ALL PUMPED INTO YOUR PARTY VIA CEMENT SHOOT. >> OH!

VIA CEMENT SHOOT. >> OH! >> AHH!

>> OH! >> AHH! >> WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?

>> AHH! >> WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? >> TO HONOR THE CHICKEN GOD OF

>> WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? >> TO HONOR THE CHICKEN GOD OF DEATH.

>> TO HONOR THE CHICKEN GOD OF DEATH. >> NO, PLEASE MAKE IT STOP.

DEATH. >> NO, PLEASE MAKE IT STOP. >> YOUR FATE IS SEALED.

>> NO, PLEASE MAKE IT STOP. >> YOUR FATE IS SEALED. >> WING PIT.

>> YOUR FATE IS SEALED. >> WING PIT. LET THE SLAUGHTER BEGIN.

>>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, COLDPLAY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

COLDPLAY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ ♪ YOU AND ME ♪

♪ ♪ YOU AND ME ♪ WE'LL GO DOWN IN HISTORY

♪ YOU AND ME ♪ WE'LL GO DOWN IN HISTORY GREATEST STORY OF US

WE'LL GO DOWN IN HISTORY GREATEST STORY OF US ONE FOR THE CENTURIES ♪

GREATEST STORY OF US ONE FOR THE CENTURIES ♪ ♪ I SAW YOU I WAS BROKE OPEN

ONE FOR THE CENTURIES ♪ ♪ I SAW YOU I WAS BROKE OPEN TORE RIGHT INTO TWO

♪ I SAW YOU I WAS BROKE OPEN TORE RIGHT INTO TWO I NEVER SAW ANYTHING

TORE RIGHT INTO TWO I NEVER SAW ANYTHING AS BEAUTIFUL AS YOU ♪

I NEVER SAW ANYTHING AS BEAUTIFUL AS YOU ♪ ♪ IF I WOKE UP

AS BEAUTIFUL AS YOU ♪ ♪ IF I WOKE UP AND ALL THIS WAS JUST A DREAM

♪ IF I WOKE UP AND ALL THIS WAS JUST A DREAM I WANT TO TELL YOU

AND ALL THIS WAS JUST A DREAM I WANT TO TELL YOU JUST WHAT YOU MEAN ♪

I WANT TO TELL YOU JUST WHAT YOU MEAN ♪ ♪ WHEN I'M WITH YOU

JUST WHAT YOU MEAN ♪ ♪ WHEN I'M WITH YOU THERE IS NO ONE ELSE

♪ WHEN I'M WITH YOU THERE IS NO ONE ELSE I GET HEAVEN TO MYSELF ♪

THERE IS NO ONE ELSE I GET HEAVEN TO MYSELF ♪ ♪ WHEN I'M WITH YOU

I GET HEAVEN TO MYSELF ♪ ♪ WHEN I'M WITH YOU THERE IS NO ONE ELSE

♪ WHEN I'M WITH YOU THERE IS NO ONE ELSE I FEEL THIS WAY

THERE IS NO ONE ELSE I FEEL THIS WAY I'VE NEVER FELT ♪

I FEEL THIS WAY I'VE NEVER FELT ♪ ♪

I'VE NEVER FELT ♪ ♪ ♪ YOU AND ME

♪ ♪ YOU AND ME WE'LL GO DOWN IN HISTORY

♪ YOU AND ME WE'LL GO DOWN IN HISTORY WE'RE IN THIS LIFE

WE'LL GO DOWN IN HISTORY WE'RE IN THIS LIFE TOGETHER ♪

WE'RE IN THIS LIFE TOGETHER ♪ ♪ SOME THINGS

TOGETHER ♪ ♪ SOME THINGS ARE MEANT TO BE ♪

♪ SOME THINGS ARE MEANT TO BE ♪ ♪ SAW YOU I WAS BROKEN OPEN

ARE MEANT TO BE ♪ ♪ SAW YOU I WAS BROKEN OPEN TORE RIGHT INTO TWO

♪ SAW YOU I WAS BROKEN OPEN TORE RIGHT INTO TWO I NEVER SAW ANYTHING

TORE RIGHT INTO TWO I NEVER SAW ANYTHING AS BEAUTIFUL AS YOU ♪

I NEVER SAW ANYTHING AS BEAUTIFUL AS YOU ♪ ♪ IF I WOKE UP

AS BEAUTIFUL AS YOU ♪ ♪ IF I WOKE UP AND ALL THIS WAS JUST A DREAM

♪ IF I WOKE UP AND ALL THIS WAS JUST A DREAM I WANT TO TELL YOU

AND ALL THIS WAS JUST A DREAM I WANT TO TELL YOU JUST WHAT YOU MEAN ♪

I WANT TO TELL YOU JUST WHAT YOU MEAN ♪ ♪ WHEN I'M WITH YOU

JUST WHAT YOU MEAN ♪ ♪ WHEN I'M WITH YOU THERE IS NO ONE ELSE

♪ WHEN I'M WITH YOU THERE IS NO ONE ELSE I GET HEAVEN TO MYSELF ♪

THERE IS NO ONE ELSE I GET HEAVEN TO MYSELF ♪ ♪ WHEN I'M WITH YOU

I GET HEAVEN TO MYSELF ♪ ♪ WHEN I'M WITH YOU THERE IS NO ONE ELSE

♪ WHEN I'M WITH YOU THERE IS NO ONE ELSE I FEEL THIS WAY

THERE IS NO ONE ELSE I FEEL THIS WAY I NEVER FELT ♪

I FEEL THIS WAY I NEVER FELT ♪ ♪ I FEEL THIS WAY

I NEVER FELT ♪ ♪ I FEEL THIS WAY I NEVER FELT

♪ I FEEL THIS WAY I NEVER FELT OH OH-OH-OH OH-OH-OH ♪

I NEVER FELT OH OH-OH-OH OH-OH-OH ♪ ♪ WHEN I'M WITH YOU

OH OH-OH-OH OH-OH-OH ♪ ♪ WHEN I'M WITH YOU THERE IS NO ONE ELSE

♪ WHEN I'M WITH YOU THERE IS NO ONE ELSE I GET HEAVEN TO MYSELF ♪

THERE IS NO ONE ELSE I GET HEAVEN TO MYSELF ♪ ♪ WHEN I'M WITH YOU

I GET HEAVEN TO MYSELF ♪ ♪ WHEN I'M WITH YOU THERE IS NO ONE ELSE ♪

♪ WHEN I'M WITH YOU THERE IS NO ONE ELSE ♪ ♪ A LIFE

THERE IS NO ONE ELSE ♪ ♪ A LIFE A SPARKLE IN YOUR EYES

♪ A LIFE A SPARKLE IN YOUR EYES HEAVEN COMIN' THROUGH ♪

A SPARKLE IN YOUR EYES HEAVEN COMIN' THROUGH ♪ AND I LOVE YOU ♪

HEAVEN COMIN' THROUGH ♪ AND I LOVE YOU ♪ ♪

AND I LOVE YOU ♪ ♪ ♪ I REALLY DO

♪ ♪ I REALLY DO OH-OH-OH OH-OH-OH ♪

♪ I REALLY DO OH-OH-OH OH-OH-OH ♪ ♪ WHEN I'M WITH YOU

OH-OH-OH OH-OH-OH ♪ ♪ WHEN I'M WITH YOU THERE IS NO ONE ELSE

♪ WHEN I'M WITH YOU THERE IS NO ONE ELSE THERE IS NO ONE

THERE IS NO ONE ELSE THERE IS NO ONE I GET HEAVEN TO MYSELF ♪

THERE IS NO ONE I GET HEAVEN TO MYSELF ♪ ♪ WHEN I'M WITH YOU

I GET HEAVEN TO MYSELF ♪ ♪ WHEN I'M WITH YOU THERE IS NO ONE ELSE

♪ WHEN I'M WITH YOU THERE IS NO ONE ELSE THERE IS NO ONE

THERE IS NO ONE ELSE THERE IS NO ONE FEEL THIS WAY I NEVER FELT ♪

THERE IS NO ONE FEEL THIS WAY I NEVER FELT ♪ ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR.

FEEL THIS WAY I NEVER FELT ♪ ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR. ♪

ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR. ♪ >> THANK YOU.

♪ >> THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> Announcer: IT'S "WEEKEND UPDATE" WITH COLIN JOST AND MICHAEL CHE.

UPDATE" WITH COLIN JOST AND MICHAEL CHE. >>> THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

MICHAEL CHE. >>> THANK YOU VERY MUCH. THANK YOU.

>>> THANK YOU VERY MUCH. THANK YOU. GOOD EVENING, EVERYONE.

THANK YOU. GOOD EVENING, EVERYONE. >> WELCOME TO "WEEKEND UPDATE"

GOOD EVENING, EVERYONE. >> WELCOME TO "WEEKEND UPDATE" I'M MICHAEL CHE.

>> WELCOME TO "WEEKEND UPDATE" I'M MICHAEL CHE. >> I'M COLIN JOST.

I'M MICHAEL CHE. >> I'M COLIN JOST. >>> EARLIER TODAY, AN AMERICAN

>> I'M COLIN JOST. >>> EARLIER TODAY, AN AMERICAN FIGHTER JET SHOT DOWN A

>>> EARLIER TODAY, AN AMERICAN FIGHTER JET SHOT DOWN A SUSPECTED CHINESE SURVEILLANCE

FIGHTER JET SHOT DOWN A SUSPECTED CHINESE SURVEILLANCE BALLOON THAT HAD BEEN SPOTTED

SUSPECTED CHINESE SURVEILLANCE BALLOON THAT HAD BEEN SPOTTED CROSSING THE UNITED STATES,

BALLOON THAT HAD BEEN SPOTTED CROSSING THE UNITED STATES, OFFICIALLY ENDING HISTORY'S MOST

CROSSING THE UNITED STATES, OFFICIALLY ENDING HISTORY'S MOST COMPLICATED GENDER REVEAL PARTY.

OFFICIALLY ENDING HISTORY'S MOST COMPLICATED GENDER REVEAL PARTY. BAD NEWS FOR CHINA, IT'S A GIRL.

COMPLICATED GENDER REVEAL PARTY. BAD NEWS FOR CHINA, IT'S A GIRL. CHINESE OFFICIALS CONDEMNED THE

BAD NEWS FOR CHINA, IT'S A GIRL. CHINESE OFFICIALS CONDEMNED THE DECISION TO DESTROY THE BALLOON

CHINESE OFFICIALS CONDEMNED THE DECISION TO DESTROY THE BALLOON SAYING IT WAS A CIVILIAN

DECISION TO DESTROY THE BALLOON SAYING IT WAS A CIVILIAN AIRCRAFT.

SAYING IT WAS A CIVILIAN AIRCRAFT. BUT EVEN THEY CAN BE EXTREMELY

AIRCRAFT. BUT EVEN THEY CAN BE EXTREMELY DANGEROUS.

BUT EVEN THEY CAN BE EXTREMELY DANGEROUS. >> THE REVIVED A.P. AMERICAN

DANGEROUS. >> THE REVIVED A.P. AMERICAN HISTORY CLASS REMOVED THE

>> THE REVIVED A.P. AMERICAN HISTORY CLASS REMOVED THE CLASSES THAT FLORIDA SAYS HAVE

HISTORY CLASS REMOVED THE CLASSES THAT FLORIDA SAYS HAVE BEEN PROBLEMATIC.

CLASSES THAT FLORIDA SAYS HAVE BEEN PROBLEMATIC. INSTEAD THEY REPLACED IT WITH

BEEN PROBLEMATIC. INSTEAD THEY REPLACED IT WITH AUTHORS THEY CALL ONE OF THE

INSTEAD THEY REPLACED IT WITH AUTHORS THEY CALL ONE OF THE GOOD ONES.

AUTHORS THEY CALL ONE OF THE GOOD ONES. REPRESENTATIVE GEORGE SANTOS

GOOD ONES. REPRESENTATIVE GEORGE SANTOS SAID THAT HE IS STEPPING ASIDE

REPRESENTATIVE GEORGE SANTOS SAID THAT HE IS STEPPING ASIDE FROM HIS COMMITTEE ASSIGNMENTS

SAID THAT HE IS STEPPING ASIDE FROM HIS COMMITTEE ASSIGNMENTS TO PREVENT BEING A DISTRACTION.

FROM HIS COMMITTEE ASSIGNMENTS TO PREVENT BEING A DISTRACTION. HE ADDED THE LAST THING I WANT

TO PREVENT BEING A DISTRACTION. HE ADDED THE LAST THING I WANT IS ATTENTION.

HE ADDED THE LAST THING I WANT IS ATTENTION. THEN HE SACHEED AWAY IN A

IS ATTENTION. THEN HE SACHEED AWAY IN A FEATHER BOA.

THEN HE SACHEED AWAY IN A FEATHER BOA. >> IT WAS ALSO REPORTED HE LIED

FEATHER BOA. >> IT WAS ALSO REPORTED HE LIED TO CAMPAIGN DONORS THAT HE WAS A

>> IT WAS ALSO REPORTED HE LIED TO CAMPAIGN DONORS THAT HE WAS A PRODUCER OF SPIDERMAN, TURN OFF

TO CAMPAIGN DONORS THAT HE WAS A PRODUCER OF SPIDERMAN, TURN OFF THE DARK, THOUGH HE DID END UP

PRODUCER OF SPIDERMAN, TURN OFF THE DARK, THOUGH HE DID END UP WORKING WITH THE GREEN GOBLIN.

THE DARK, THOUGH HE DID END UP WORKING WITH THE GREEN GOBLIN. SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE -- THANK

WORKING WITH THE GREEN GOBLIN. SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE -- THANK YOU -- SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE

SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE -- THANK YOU -- SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE KEVIN McCARTHY SEEN HERE WANTING

YOU -- SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE KEVIN McCARTHY SEEN HERE WANTING TO KNOW IF SOMEONE YOU OR YOU

KEVIN McCARTHY SEEN HERE WANTING TO KNOW IF SOMEONE YOU OR YOU KNOW HAS BEEN INJURED IN A CAR

TO KNOW IF SOMEONE YOU OR YOU KNOW HAS BEEN INJURED IN A CAR ACCIDENT MET IN PERSON WITH

KNOW HAS BEEN INJURED IN A CAR ACCIDENT MET IN PERSON WITH PRESIDENT BIDEN ABOUT THE DEBT

ACCIDENT MET IN PERSON WITH PRESIDENT BIDEN ABOUT THE DEBT CEILING AND SAID THEY HAD A GOOD

PRESIDENT BIDEN ABOUT THE DEBT CEILING AND SAID THEY HAD A GOOD CONVERSATION.

CEILING AND SAID THEY HAD A GOOD CONVERSATION. IT WENT SO WELL, BIDEN LET HIM

CONVERSATION. IT WENT SO WELL, BIDEN LET HIM PICK A COUPLE OF CLASSIFIED

IT WENT SO WELL, BIDEN LET HIM PICK A COUPLE OF CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS OUT OF A BOWL.

PICK A COUPLE OF CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS OUT OF A BOWL. >> THE FBI SEARCHED PRESIDENT

DOCUMENTS OUT OF A BOWL. >> THE FBI SEARCHED PRESIDENT BIDEN'S DELAWARE BEACH HOUSE BUT

>> THE FBI SEARCHED PRESIDENT BIDEN'S DELAWARE BEACH HOUSE BUT FOUND NO CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS.

BIDEN'S DELAWARE BEACH HOUSE BUT FOUND NO CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS. ALSO, THE NEXT TIME SOMEBODY

FOUND NO CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS. ALSO, THE NEXT TIME SOMEBODY TELLS THAT YOU BIDEN GOT

ALSO, THE NEXT TIME SOMEBODY TELLS THAT YOU BIDEN GOT BILLIONS FROM CHINA, REMEMBER

TELLS THAT YOU BIDEN GOT BILLIONS FROM CHINA, REMEMBER HIS BEACH HOUSE IS IN DELAWARE.

BILLIONS FROM CHINA, REMEMBER HIS BEACH HOUSE IS IN DELAWARE. IT WAS ANNOUNCED THAT DONALD

HIS BEACH HOUSE IS IN DELAWARE. IT WAS ANNOUNCED THAT DONALD TRUMP'S GOLF COURSES WILL HOST

IT WAS ANNOUNCED THAT DONALD TRUMP'S GOLF COURSES WILL HOST THREE LIV GOLF TOURNAMENTS THIS

TRUMP'S GOLF COURSES WILL HOST THREE LIV GOLF TOURNAMENTS THIS YEAR, FURTHERING TRUMP'S TIES TO

THREE LIV GOLF TOURNAMENTS THIS YEAR, FURTHERING TRUMP'S TIES TO SAUDI ARABIA.

YEAR, FURTHERING TRUMP'S TIES TO SAUDI ARABIA. MAKES SENSE, SAUDI ARABIA NEEDS

SAUDI ARABIA. MAKES SENSE, SAUDI ARABIA NEEDS VENUE FOR GOLF TOURNAMENTS, AND

MAKES SENSE, SAUDI ARABIA NEEDS VENUE FOR GOLF TOURNAMENTS, AND DUMP NEEDS OIL FOR THAT BIG OLE

VENUE FOR GOLF TOURNAMENTS, AND DUMP NEEDS OIL FOR THAT BIG OLE DUMP TRUCK.

DUMP NEEDS OIL FOR THAT BIG OLE DUMP TRUCK. >> SENATE VOTED TO DESIGNATE

DUMP TRUCK. >> SENATE VOTED TO DESIGNATE JANUARY NATIONAL STALKING

>> SENATE VOTED TO DESIGNATE JANUARY NATIONAL STALKING AWARENESS MONTH, WHICH IS A GOOD

JANUARY NATIONAL STALKING AWARENESS MONTH, WHICH IS A GOOD REMINDER WE'RE ONLY A FEW WEEKS

AWARENESS MONTH, WHICH IS A GOOD REMINDER WE'RE ONLY A FEW WEEKS AWAY FROM STALKER CHRISTMAS.

REMINDER WE'RE ONLY A FEW WEEKS AWAY FROM STALKER CHRISTMAS. TOO CLOSE TO HOME?

AWAY FROM STALKER CHRISTMAS. TOO CLOSE TO HOME? WOW.

TOO CLOSE TO HOME? WOW. FLORIDA HAS PROPOSED LEGISLATION

WOW. FLORIDA HAS PROPOSED LEGISLATION THAT WOULD ALLOW RESIDENTS TO

FLORIDA HAS PROPOSED LEGISLATION THAT WOULD ALLOW RESIDENTS TO CARRY FIREARMS WITHOUT A PERMIT.

THAT WOULD ALLOW RESIDENTS TO CARRY FIREARMS WITHOUT A PERMIT. ALSO, EVERYONE GETS TO DO ONE

CARRY FIREARMS WITHOUT A PERMIT. ALSO, EVERYONE GETS TO DO ONE MURDER.

ALSO, EVERYONE GETS TO DO ONE MURDER. >> NEWLY RELEASED VIDEO OF A

MURDER. >> NEWLY RELEASED VIDEO OF A DEPOSITION TO NEW YORK'S

>> NEWLY RELEASED VIDEO OF A DEPOSITION TO NEW YORK'S ATTORNEY GENERAL'S OFFICE SHOWS

DEPOSITION TO NEW YORK'S ATTORNEY GENERAL'S OFFICE SHOWS FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP TAKING

ATTORNEY GENERAL'S OFFICE SHOWS FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP TAKING THE FIFTH HUNDREDS OF TIMES.

FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP TAKING THE FIFTH HUNDREDS OF TIMES. ALSO TAKING A FIFTH, HIS LAWYER.

THE FIFTH HUNDREDS OF TIMES. ALSO TAKING A FIFTH, HIS LAWYER. >> FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, TWO

ALSO TAKING A FIFTH, HIS LAWYER. >> FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, TWO BROTHERS WILL BE FACING OFF

>> FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, TWO BROTHERS WILL BE FACING OFF AGAINST EACH OTHER IN THE SUPER

BROTHERS WILL BE FACING OFF AGAINST EACH OTHER IN THE SUPER BOWL.

AGAINST EACH OTHER IN THE SUPER BOWL. INCIDENTALLY, TWO BROTHERS IN

BOWL. INCIDENTALLY, TWO BROTHERS IN THE SUPER BOWL IS WHY MY

INCIDENTALLY, TWO BROTHERS IN THE SUPER BOWL IS WHY MY GRANDFATHER WON'T BE WATCHING.

THE SUPER BOWL IS WHY MY GRANDFATHER WON'T BE WATCHING. >> OH IN FEBRUARY, MAN, WOW.

GRANDFATHER WON'T BE WATCHING. >> OH IN FEBRUARY, MAN, WOW. THIS THURSDAY WAS GROUNDHOG DAY,

>> OH IN FEBRUARY, MAN, WOW. THIS THURSDAY WAS GROUNDHOG DAY, AND PHIL SAW HIS SHADOW.

THIS THURSDAY WAS GROUNDHOG DAY, AND PHIL SAW HIS SHADOW. HERE TO TALK ABOUT IT IS PHIL.

AND PHIL SAW HIS SHADOW. HERE TO TALK ABOUT IT IS PHIL. DO YOU HAVE ANY ADVICE?

HERE TO TALK ABOUT IT IS PHIL. DO YOU HAVE ANY ADVICE? >> I DON'T KNOW, MAN, THINGS ARE

DO YOU HAVE ANY ADVICE? >> I DON'T KNOW, MAN, THINGS ARE BLEAK OUT THERE.

>> I DON'T KNOW, MAN, THINGS ARE BLEAK OUT THERE. RIDE IT OUT, I GUESS.

BLEAK OUT THERE. RIDE IT OUT, I GUESS. >> YOU SEEM PRETTY DOWN.

RIDE IT OUT, I GUESS. >> YOU SEEM PRETTY DOWN. I THOUGHT IT WAS A BIG DAY FOR

>> YOU SEEM PRETTY DOWN. I THOUGHT IT WAS A BIG DAY FOR YOU.

I THOUGHT IT WAS A BIG DAY FOR YOU. >> WHAT'S THE POINT OF ME?

YOU. >> WHAT'S THE POINT OF ME? A WEATHER PREDICTING GROUNDHOG

>> WHAT'S THE POINT OF ME? A WEATHER PREDICTING GROUNDHOG IN THE YEAR 2023?

A WEATHER PREDICTING GROUNDHOG IN THE YEAR 2023? I'M USELESS.

IN THE YEAR 2023? I'M USELESS. I'M LIKE A CONDEMN IN NICK

I'M USELESS. I'M LIKE A CONDEMN IN NICK CANNON'S WALLET.

I'M LIKE A CONDEMN IN NICK CANNON'S WALLET. >> BUT YOU DID SEE YOUR SHADOW?

CANNON'S WALLET. >> BUT YOU DID SEE YOUR SHADOW? >> I'M SEEING MY SHADOW

>> BUT YOU DID SEE YOUR SHADOW? >> I'M SEEING MY SHADOW EVERYWHERE.

>> I'M SEEING MY SHADOW EVERYWHERE. CLIMATE CHANGE HAS MADE IT ALL

EVERYWHERE. CLIMATE CHANGE HAS MADE IT ALL USELESS.

CLIMATE CHANGE HAS MADE IT ALL USELESS. IS WINTER STILL HERE?

USELESS. IS WINTER STILL HERE? I JOGGED IN MY SHORTS THE OTHER

IS WINTER STILL HERE? I JOGGED IN MY SHORTS THE OTHER DAY.

I JOGGED IN MY SHORTS THE OTHER DAY. >> YOU JOG?

DAY. >> YOU JOG? >> IT'S A RESOLUTION.

>> YOU JOG? >> IT'S A RESOLUTION. I WASN'T ABOUT TO DO DRY

>> IT'S A RESOLUTION. I WASN'T ABOUT TO DO DRY JANUARY.

I WASN'T ABOUT TO DO DRY JANUARY.

JANUARY.

ALCOHOL, THE ONLY COOL WAY TO

ALCOHOL, THE ONLY COOL WAY TO WET THE BED.

ALCOHOL, THE ONLY COOL WAY TO WET THE BED. YOU KNOW THE CORE STOPPED?

WET THE BED. YOU KNOW THE CORE STOPPED? THE EARTH'S CORE STOPPED

YOU KNOW THE CORE STOPPED? THE EARTH'S CORE STOPPED SPINNING.

THE EARTH'S CORE STOPPED SPINNING. LOOK.

SPINNING. LOOK. SEE.

LOOK. SEE. JUST STRAIGHT UP STOPPED.

SEE. JUST STRAIGHT UP STOPPED. THEY WANT ME TO GO TO WORK?

JUST STRAIGHT UP STOPPED. THEY WANT ME TO GO TO WORK? I'M A GROUNDHOG.

THEY WANT ME TO GO TO WORK? I'M A GROUNDHOG. I LIVE CLOSE TO THE CORE, CHE.

I'M A GROUNDHOG. I LIVE CLOSE TO THE CORE, CHE. NOT THAT CLOSE, BUT CLOSE ENOUGH

I LIVE CLOSE TO THE CORE, CHE. NOT THAT CLOSE, BUT CLOSE ENOUGH WHEN IT STOPPED SPINNING, I WAS

NOT THAT CLOSE, BUT CLOSE ENOUGH WHEN IT STOPPED SPINNING, I WAS LIKE, WHOA, YOU GUYS FEEL THAT?

WHEN IT STOPPED SPINNING, I WAS LIKE, WHOA, YOU GUYS FEEL THAT?

LIKE, WHOA, YOU GUYS FEEL THAT?

MIND IF I DO A BUMP REAL QUICK?

MIND IF I DO A BUMP REAL QUICK? >> NO.

MIND IF I DO A BUMP REAL QUICK? >> NO. >> AT THE AFTERPARTY, ALL RIGHT.

>> NO. >> AT THE AFTERPARTY, ALL RIGHT. YOU KNOW THE MOON'S THE SUN NOW?

>> AT THE AFTERPARTY, ALL RIGHT. YOU KNOW THE MOON'S THE SUN NOW? >> WHAT?

YOU KNOW THE MOON'S THE SUN NOW? >> WHAT? >> LOOK.

>> WHAT? >> LOOK. BECAUSE OF WILDFIRES, THIS IS

>> LOOK. BECAUSE OF WILDFIRES, THIS IS WHAT THE SUN LOOKS LIKE IN

BECAUSE OF WILDFIRES, THIS IS WHAT THE SUN LOOKS LIKE IN CALIFORNIA FOR LIKE WEEKS AT A

WHAT THE SUN LOOKS LIKE IN CALIFORNIA FOR LIKE WEEKS AT A TIME.

CALIFORNIA FOR LIKE WEEKS AT A TIME. IT'S LIKE THEY'RE ON A STAR WARS

TIME. IT'S LIKE THEY'RE ON A STAR WARS PLANET, AND NOT EVEN A GOOD ONE.

IT'S LIKE THEY'RE ON A STAR WARS PLANET, AND NOT EVEN A GOOD ONE. LIKE ONE OF THOSE DUSTY POOR

PLANET, AND NOT EVEN A GOOD ONE. LIKE ONE OF THOSE DUSTY POOR ONES.

LIKE ONE OF THOSE DUSTY POOR ONES. YOU KNOW FOR ME, THIS IS SPACE.

ONES. YOU KNOW FOR ME, THIS IS SPACE. >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.

YOU KNOW FOR ME, THIS IS SPACE. >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. >> WELL, GROUNDHOGS LIVE UNDER

>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. >> WELL, GROUNDHOGS LIVE UNDER GROUND, SO TO ME, THIS IS SPACE.

>> WELL, GROUNDHOGS LIVE UNDER GROUND, SO TO ME, THIS IS SPACE. HOUSTON, REQUESTING OXYGEN

GROUND, SO TO ME, THIS IS SPACE. HOUSTON, REQUESTING OXYGEN BREAK.

HOUSTON, REQUESTING OXYGEN BREAK. TIME IS AN ILLUSION.

BREAK. TIME IS AN ILLUSION. YEP, SCIENCE GUYS ARE SAYING

TIME IS AN ILLUSION. YEP, SCIENCE GUYS ARE SAYING THIS.

YEP, SCIENCE GUYS ARE SAYING THIS. IT'S NOT JUST AN EXCUSE I USE

THIS. IT'S NOT JUST AN EXCUSE I USE WHENEVER MY OLD LADY SAYS I

IT'S NOT JUST AN EXCUSE I USE WHENEVER MY OLD LADY SAYS I MISSED OUR ANNIVERSARY.

WHENEVER MY OLD LADY SAYS I MISSED OUR ANNIVERSARY. WE STEP OUT, GUYS LIKE US, DON'T

MISSED OUR ANNIVERSARY. WE STEP OUT, GUYS LIKE US, DON'T WE SM.

WE STEP OUT, GUYS LIKE US, DON'T WE SM. >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN GUYS LIKE

WE SM. >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN GUYS LIKE US?

>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN GUYS LIKE US? >> COME ON.

US? >> COME ON. I'M PUNXSUTAWNEY PHIL.

>> COME ON. I'M PUNXSUTAWNEY PHIL. SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE SIGNED UP

I'M PUNXSUTAWNEY PHIL. SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE SIGNED UP FOR.

SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE SIGNED UP FOR. >> YOU'RE A BAD GROUNDHOG.

FOR. >> YOU'RE A BAD GROUNDHOG. >> I'M NOT A BAD GROUNDHOG.

>> YOU'RE A BAD GROUNDHOG. >> I'M NOT A BAD GROUNDHOG. I JUST LIKE GOOD BEAVER.

>> I'M NOT A BAD GROUNDHOG. I JUST LIKE GOOD BEAVER. >> OH, MAN.

I JUST LIKE GOOD BEAVER. >> OH, MAN. >> BUT SERIOUSLY, I'M TRYING TO

>> OH, MAN. >> BUT SERIOUSLY, I'M TRYING TO KEEP MY MIND RIGHT BY GETTING

>> BUT SERIOUSLY, I'M TRYING TO KEEP MY MIND RIGHT BY GETTING BACK TO THE BASICS, TOUCHING THE

KEEP MY MIND RIGHT BY GETTING BACK TO THE BASICS, TOUCHING THE GRASS, EATING THE GRASS, SMOKING

BACK TO THE BASICS, TOUCHING THE GRASS, EATING THE GRASS, SMOKING THE GRASS.

GRASS, EATING THE GRASS, SMOKING THE GRASS. YOU KNOW, THOSE TOP HAT PEOPLE

THE GRASS. YOU KNOW, THOSE TOP HAT PEOPLE TOUCH ME.

YOU KNOW, THOSE TOP HAT PEOPLE TOUCH ME. THAT'S PROBABLY WHY I DRINK.

TOUCH ME. THAT'S PROBABLY WHY I DRINK. >> WHAT?

THAT'S PROBABLY WHY I DRINK. >> WHAT? >> YOU HEARD ME.

>> WHAT? >> YOU HEARD ME. LOOK, AT THE END OF THE DAY, I

>> YOU HEARD ME. LOOK, AT THE END OF THE DAY, I JUST WANT TO LIVE A LONG

LOOK, AT THE END OF THE DAY, I JUST WANT TO LIVE A LONG PEACEFUL LIFE AND DIE OF NATURAL

JUST WANT TO LIVE A LONG PEACEFUL LIFE AND DIE OF NATURAL CAUSES.

PEACEFUL LIFE AND DIE OF NATURAL CAUSES. >> THAT'S ACTUALLY VERY SWEET.

CAUSES. >> THAT'S ACTUALLY VERY SWEET. >> WELL, FOR A GROUNDHOG,

>> THAT'S ACTUALLY VERY SWEET. >> WELL, FOR A GROUNDHOG, NATURAL CAUSES MEANS GETTING

>> WELL, FOR A GROUNDHOG, NATURAL CAUSES MEANS GETTING OBLITERATED BY AN 18 WHEELER.

NATURAL CAUSES MEANS GETTING OBLITERATED BY AN 18 WHEELER. >> OH, MY GOD, MAN.

OBLITERATED BY AN 18 WHEELER. >> OH, MY GOD, MAN. >> THEY SAY YOU CAN'T EVEN FEEL

>> OH, MY GOD, MAN. >> THEY SAY YOU CAN'T EVEN FEEL IT.

>> THEY SAY YOU CAN'T EVEN FEEL IT. I'LL LET YOU KNOW.

IT. I'LL LET YOU KNOW. >> PUNXSUTAWNEY PHIL, EVERYBODY.

I'LL LET YOU KNOW. >> PUNXSUTAWNEY PHIL, EVERYBODY. >> A GENETIC ENGINEERING COMPANY

>> PUNXSUTAWNEY PHIL, EVERYBODY. >> A GENETIC ENGINEERING COMPANY HAS ANNOUNCED PLANS TO BRING

>> A GENETIC ENGINEERING COMPANY HAS ANNOUNCED PLANS TO BRING BACK THE LONG EXTENSION DODO

HAS ANNOUNCED PLANS TO BRING BACK THE LONG EXTENSION DODO BIRD, BUT ONLY FOR A LIMITED

BACK THE LONG EXTENSION DODO BIRD, BUT ONLY FOR A LIMITED TIME AT ARBY'S.

BIRD, BUT ONLY FOR A LIMITED TIME AT ARBY'S. >> WE HAVE THE DODO BIRDS.

TIME AT ARBY'S. >> WE HAVE THE DODO BIRDS. >> AMC THEATERS IS CELEBRATING

>> WE HAVE THE DODO BIRDS. >> AMC THEATERS IS CELEBRATING BLACK HISTORY MONTH BY OFFERING

>> AMC THEATERS IS CELEBRATING BLACK HISTORY MONTH BY OFFERING $5 TICKETS TO RECENTLY RELEASED

BLACK HISTORY MONTH BY OFFERING $5 TICKETS TO RECENTLY RELEASED BLACK LED MOVIES.

$5 TICKETS TO RECENTLY RELEASED BLACK LED MOVIES. THEY'RE ALSO HONORING BLACK

BLACK LED MOVIES. THEY'RE ALSO HONORING BLACK PEOPLE BY STARTING THE MOVIE 20

THEY'RE ALSO HONORING BLACK PEOPLE BY STARTING THE MOVIE 20 MINUTES LATE.

PEOPLE BY STARTING THE MOVIE 20 MINUTES LATE. DO YOU GET THAT, COLIN?

MINUTES LATE. DO YOU GET THAT, COLIN? >> I DON'T KNOW.

DO YOU GET THAT, COLIN? >> I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING

>> I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. POLICE OFFICIALS IN COLORADO SAY

ABOUT. POLICE OFFICIALS IN COLORADO SAY THAT A BEAR DISCOVERED A WILD

POLICE OFFICIALS IN COLORADO SAY THAT A BEAR DISCOVERED A WILD LIFE CAMERA IN THE WOODS AND

THAT A BEAR DISCOVERED A WILD LIFE CAMERA IN THE WOODS AND POSED FOR MORE THAN 400 SELFIES.

LIFE CAMERA IN THE WOODS AND POSED FOR MORE THAN 400 SELFIES. 400 SELFIES OF A BEAR IS ALSO

POSED FOR MORE THAN 400 SELFIES. 400 SELFIES OF A BEAR IS ALSO KNOWN AS A GRINDER PROFILE.

400 SELFIES OF A BEAR IS ALSO KNOWN AS A GRINDER PROFILE. THE U.S. SURGEON GENERAL IS

KNOWN AS A GRINDER PROFILE. THE U.S. SURGEON GENERAL IS WARNING THAT CHILDREN ARE

THE U.S. SURGEON GENERAL IS WARNING THAT CHILDREN ARE JOINING SOCIAL MEDIA AT TOO

WARNING THAT CHILDREN ARE JOINING SOCIAL MEDIA AT TOO YOUNG AN AGE, AND THEY SHOULD

JOINING SOCIAL MEDIA AT TOO YOUNG AN AGE, AND THEY SHOULD WAIT UNTIL THEY'RE AT LEAST 16,

YOUNG AN AGE, AND THEY SHOULD WAIT UNTIL THEY'RE AT LEAST 16, WHEN THEY'RE HOTTER.

WAIT UNTIL THEY'RE AT LEAST 16, WHEN THEY'RE HOTTER. >> A NEW STUDY FINDS THAT

WHEN THEY'RE HOTTER. >> A NEW STUDY FINDS THAT DESPITE WOMEN MAKING LESS MONEY

>> A NEW STUDY FINDS THAT DESPITE WOMEN MAKING LESS MONEY THAN MEN, MORE SINGLE WOMEN IN

DESPITE WOMEN MAKING LESS MONEY THAN MEN, MORE SINGLE WOMEN IN THE U.S. OWN HOMES THAN SINGLE

THAN MEN, MORE SINGLE WOMEN IN THE U.S. OWN HOMES THAN SINGLE MEN, THANKS TO A PHENOMENON

THE U.S. OWN HOMES THAN SINGLE MEN, THANKS TO A PHENOMENON ECONOMISTS CALL DIVORCE.

MEN, THANKS TO A PHENOMENON ECONOMISTS CALL DIVORCE. >> A SCHOOL OFFICIAL IN ILLINOIS

ECONOMISTS CALL DIVORCE. >> A SCHOOL OFFICIAL IN ILLINOIS HAS BEEN ARRESTED ON CHARGES OF

>> A SCHOOL OFFICIAL IN ILLINOIS HAS BEEN ARRESTED ON CHARGES OF STEALING OVER $1 MILLION WORTH

HAS BEEN ARRESTED ON CHARGES OF STEALING OVER $1 MILLION WORTH OF CHICKEN WINGS, SAID THE

STEALING OVER $1 MILLION WORTH OF CHICKEN WINGS, SAID THE OFFICIAL, I SWEAR, I WAS GOING

OF CHICKEN WINGS, SAID THE OFFICIAL, I SWEAR, I WAS GOING TO GIVE ALL THE MONEY -- BOCK!

OFFICIAL, I SWEAR, I WAS GOING TO GIVE ALL THE MONEY -- BOCK! >> NO.

TO GIVE ALL THE MONEY -- BOCK! >> NO. DON'T -- THE UNITED KINGDOM WILL

>> NO. DON'T -- THE UNITED KINGDOM WILL BE CROWNING ITS NEW KING AND

DON'T -- THE UNITED KINGDOM WILL BE CROWNING ITS NEW KING AND QUEEN SOON, LAUNCHING A NEW ERA

BE CROWNING ITS NEW KING AND QUEEN SOON, LAUNCHING A NEW ERA OF THE BRITISH MONARCHY.

QUEEN SOON, LAUNCHING A NEW ERA OF THE BRITISH MONARCHY. HERE TO COMMENT OR BRITISH

OF THE BRITISH MONARCHY. HERE TO COMMENT OR BRITISH RAPPERS MILLIE FOUNDS AND

HERE TO COMMENT OR BRITISH RAPPERS MILLIE FOUNDS AND SHIRTY.

RAPPERS MILLIE FOUNDS AND SHIRTY. >> THANKS, CHE.

SHIRTY. >> THANKS, CHE. >> SO, GUYS, WHAT'S GOING ON

>> THANKS, CHE. >> SO, GUYS, WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THE ROYAL FAMILY?

>> SO, GUYS, WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THE ROYAL FAMILY? CAN YOU GIVE US AN UPDATE?

WITH THE ROYAL FAMILY? CAN YOU GIVE US AN UPDATE? >> RIGHT, RIGHT, LISTEN, MATE.

CAN YOU GIVE US AN UPDATE? >> RIGHT, RIGHT, LISTEN, MATE. ALL THE FOCUS IS ON THE ROYALS

>> RIGHT, RIGHT, LISTEN, MATE. ALL THE FOCUS IS ON THE ROYALS WHEN IT SHOULD BE ON ENGLAND'S

ALL THE FOCUS IS ON THE ROYALS WHEN IT SHOULD BE ON ENGLAND'S EXPLOITIVE TABLOID PRESS.

WHEN IT SHOULD BE ON ENGLAND'S EXPLOITIVE TABLOID PRESS. >> IT'S PANTS, MATE.

EXPLOITIVE TABLOID PRESS. >> IT'S PANTS, MATE. >> IT'S PANTS.

>> IT'S PANTS, MATE. >> IT'S PANTS. >> WHAT IS PANTS?

>> IT'S PANTS. >> WHAT IS PANTS? >> IT'S PANTS.

>> WHAT IS PANTS? >> IT'S PANTS. >> WE KNOW WHAT REALLY GOES

>> IT'S PANTS. >> WE KNOW WHAT REALLY GOES DOWN.

>> WE KNOW WHAT REALLY GOES DOWN. WE'VE KNOWN HARRY SINCE OUR DAYS

DOWN. WE'VE KNOWN HARRY SINCE OUR DAYS AT EDEN.

WE'VE KNOWN HARRY SINCE OUR DAYS AT EDEN. >> YOU GUYS WENT TO EDEN?

AT EDEN. >> YOU GUYS WENT TO EDEN? >> YEAH.

>> YOU GUYS WENT TO EDEN? >> YEAH. >> EATING YOUR MOM'S BUM.

>> YEAH. >> EATING YOUR MOM'S BUM. >> NO.

>> EATING YOUR MOM'S BUM. >> NO. BUT SERIOUSLY.

>> NO. BUT SERIOUSLY. LOOK, LOOK.

BUT SERIOUSLY. LOOK, LOOK. IF YOU WANT US TO SUM UP OUR

LOOK, LOOK. IF YOU WANT US TO SUM UP OUR THOUGHTS TAKE OUT THE PODS AND

IF YOU WANT US TO SUM UP OUR THOUGHTS TAKE OUT THE PODS AND HEAR ME, ALL RIGHT?

THOUGHTS TAKE OUT THE PODS AND HEAR ME, ALL RIGHT? BECAUSE WE HAVE A WAY OF

HEAR ME, ALL RIGHT? BECAUSE WE HAVE A WAY OF TALKING.

BECAUSE WE HAVE A WAY OF TALKING. ACTUALLY, MILLIE POUNDS.

TALKING. ACTUALLY, MILLIE POUNDS. >> YEAH.

ACTUALLY, MILLIE POUNDS. >> YEAH. ♪ PRINCE HARRY, PRINCE HARRY,

>> YEAH. ♪ PRINCE HARRY, PRINCE HARRY, STAYED OVER AT TYLER PERRYS, I'M

♪ PRINCE HARRY, PRINCE HARRY, STAYED OVER AT TYLER PERRYS, I'M ALLERGIC TO DAIRY ♪

STAYED OVER AT TYLER PERRYS, I'M ALLERGIC TO DAIRY ♪ ♪ HARRY AND MEGHAN, RONALD

ALLERGIC TO DAIRY ♪ ♪ HARRY AND MEGHAN, RONALD REAGAN, INTERRACIAL DATING,

♪ HARRY AND MEGHAN, RONALD REAGAN, INTERRACIAL DATING, QUEEN SAID NOT TODAY ♪

REAGAN, INTERRACIAL DATING, QUEEN SAID NOT TODAY ♪ ♪ I SLIDE DOWN THE ROAD LIKE --

QUEEN SAID NOT TODAY ♪ ♪ I SLIDE DOWN THE ROAD LIKE -- GIRL SAW ME LIKE -- BECAUSE I

♪ I SLIDE DOWN THE ROAD LIKE -- GIRL SAW ME LIKE -- BECAUSE I STAY HOT LIKE YOUNG ♪

GIRL SAW ME LIKE -- BECAUSE I STAY HOT LIKE YOUNG ♪ >> GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, NO.

STAY HOT LIKE YOUNG ♪ >> GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, NO. STOP.

>> GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, NO. STOP. WHO IS YAN WUDUS?

STOP. WHO IS YAN WUDUS? >> CHE, WHY DID YOU STOP IT,

WHO IS YAN WUDUS? >> CHE, WHY DID YOU STOP IT, MATE?

>> CHE, WHY DID YOU STOP IT, MATE? >> WE SHARED SO MANY FACTS.

MATE? >> WE SHARED SO MANY FACTS. >> YOU REALLY DIDN'T.

>> WE SHARED SO MANY FACTS. >> YOU REALLY DIDN'T. >> IT'S NOT ALL CHICKEN SHOPS

>> YOU REALLY DIDN'T. >> IT'S NOT ALL CHICKEN SHOPS AND TEA.

>> IT'S NOT ALL CHICKEN SHOPS AND TEA. BUT I THINK THIS NEXT VERSE WILL

AND TEA. BUT I THINK THIS NEXT VERSE WILL REALLY SHINE A LIGHT ON WHAT'S

BUT I THINK THIS NEXT VERSE WILL REALLY SHINE A LIGHT ON WHAT'S HAPPENING WHERE WE COME FROM.

REALLY SHINE A LIGHT ON WHAT'S HAPPENING WHERE WE COME FROM. ALL RIGHT?

HAPPENING WHERE WE COME FROM. ALL RIGHT? ♪ PRIME MINISTER, YOU KNOW THAT,

ALL RIGHT? ♪ PRIME MINISTER, YOU KNOW THAT, HE GOT STYLES LIKE HARRY, I'M

♪ PRIME MINISTER, YOU KNOW THAT, HE GOT STYLES LIKE HARRY, I'M ALLERGIC TO DAIRY ♪

HE GOT STYLES LIKE HARRY, I'M ALLERGIC TO DAIRY ♪ ♪ YOUR BOYFRIEND IS POOR, I MAKE

ALLERGIC TO DAIRY ♪ ♪ YOUR BOYFRIEND IS POOR, I MAKE MORE, I CHAT ONLINE WITH YOUR

♪ YOUR BOYFRIEND IS POOR, I MAKE MORE, I CHAT ONLINE WITH YOUR GIRL BECAUSE I STAY UP LIKE

MORE, I CHAT ONLINE WITH YOUR GIRL BECAUSE I STAY UP LIKE YAN WUDUS ♪

GIRL BECAUSE I STAY UP LIKE YAN WUDUS ♪ >> OKAY.

YAN WUDUS ♪ >> OKAY. WAIT, WAIT.

>> OKAY. WAIT, WAIT. WHAT IS -- WHAT IS THAT?

WAIT, WAIT. WHAT IS -- WHAT IS THAT? I GREW UP IN NEW YORK IN THE

WHAT IS -- WHAT IS THAT? I GREW UP IN NEW YORK IN THE '90s, SO I CONSIDER MYSELF A

I GREW UP IN NEW YORK IN THE '90s, SO I CONSIDER MYSELF A PRETTY FRESH GUY WHEN IT COMES

'90s, SO I CONSIDER MYSELF A PRETTY FRESH GUY WHEN IT COMES TO HIP HOP, BUT I'VE NEVER HEARD

PRETTY FRESH GUY WHEN IT COMES TO HIP HOP, BUT I'VE NEVER HEARD THAT BEFORE.

TO HIP HOP, BUT I'VE NEVER HEARD THAT BEFORE. >> BACK HOME, WE DON'T REALLY

THAT BEFORE. >> BACK HOME, WE DON'T REALLY HAVE GUNS, DO WE?

>> BACK HOME, WE DON'T REALLY HAVE GUNS, DO WE? >> BOP, BOP.

HAVE GUNS, DO WE? >> BOP, BOP. >> BUT WE DO HAVE LITTLE TINY

>> BOP, BOP. >> BUT WE DO HAVE LITTLE TINY KNIVES WE CARRY WITH US AT ALL

>> BUT WE DO HAVE LITTLE TINY KNIVES WE CARRY WITH US AT ALL TIMES, AND THOSE KIND OF SOUND

KNIVES WE CARRY WITH US AT ALL TIMES, AND THOSE KIND OF SOUND LIKE SHSHSH.

TIMES, AND THOSE KIND OF SOUND LIKE SHSHSH. >> BUT WHO IS YAN WUDUS.

LIKE SHSHSH. >> BUT WHO IS YAN WUDUS. >> A SEMI FOOTBALL PLAYER FROM

>> BUT WHO IS YAN WUDUS. >> A SEMI FOOTBALL PLAYER FROM THE '80s.

>> A SEMI FOOTBALL PLAYER FROM THE '80s. >> YOU LIKE SOCCER.

THE '80s. >> YOU LIKE SOCCER. CAN YOU TELL US HOW THE BRITS

>> YOU LIKE SOCCER. CAN YOU TELL US HOW THE BRITS FEEL ABOUT PEOPLE

CAN YOU TELL US HOW THE BRITS FEEL ABOUT PEOPLE ♪ CORRUPT, YOUR GIRL TOLD ME

FEEL ABOUT PEOPLE ♪ CORRUPT, YOUR GIRL TOLD ME WHAT'S UP, TRY TO SEE THAT

♪ CORRUPT, YOUR GIRL TOLD ME WHAT'S UP, TRY TO SEE THAT BUTT ♪

WHAT'S UP, TRY TO SEE THAT BUTT ♪ ♪ I'M ALLERGIC TO DAIRY ♪

BUTT ♪ ♪ I'M ALLERGIC TO DAIRY ♪ ♪ ON A VESPA SCOOTER ♪

♪ I'M ALLERGIC TO DAIRY ♪ ♪ ON A VESPA SCOOTER ♪

>>> BABE, SO BEFORE WE GO IN, I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW MY MOM CAN BE PRETTY PROTECTIVE OF ME, AND

JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW MY MOM CAN BE PRETTY PROTECTIVE OF ME, AND I JUST DON'T WANT YOU TO GET

BE PRETTY PROTECTIVE OF ME, AND I JUST DON'T WANT YOU TO GET SCARED OFF.

I JUST DON'T WANT YOU TO GET SCARED OFF. >> DON'T WORRY.

SCARED OFF. >> DON'T WORRY. WE'RE GOOD.

>> DON'T WORRY. WE'RE GOOD. >> OKAY.

WE'RE GOOD. >> OKAY. WE'RE HOME!

>> OKAY. WE'RE HOME! >> I'M COMING!

WE'RE HOME! >> I'M COMING! >> MAMA!

>> I'M COMING! >> MAMA! >> MAN OF MY LIFE.

>> MAMA! >> MAN OF MY LIFE. MY COLLEGE BOY, I MISSED YOU SO

>> MAN OF MY LIFE. MY COLLEGE BOY, I MISSED YOU SO MUCH.

MY COLLEGE BOY, I MISSED YOU SO MUCH. YOU DON'T CALL ENOUGH, BAD BOY,

MUCH. YOU DON'T CALL ENOUGH, BAD BOY, I KILL YOU.

YOU DON'T CALL ENOUGH, BAD BOY, I KILL YOU. I PUT YOU IN JAIL.

I KILL YOU. I PUT YOU IN JAIL.

I PUT YOU IN JAIL.

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. >> WELL, I LOVE YOU TOO, MAMA,

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. >> WELL, I LOVE YOU TOO, MAMA, AND I WANT TO INTRODUCE YOU TO

>> WELL, I LOVE YOU TOO, MAMA, AND I WANT TO INTRODUCE YOU TO MY NEW GIRLFRIEND, BRITNEY.

AND I WANT TO INTRODUCE YOU TO MY NEW GIRLFRIEND, BRITNEY. >> YES, MS. FLORES, I'M BRITNEY.

MY NEW GIRLFRIEND, BRITNEY. >> YES, MS. FLORES, I'M BRITNEY. I'VE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT YOU.

>> YES, MS. FLORES, I'M BRITNEY. I'VE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT YOU. >> YOU'RE CUTE.

I'VE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT YOU. >> YOU'RE CUTE. YOU DRESS LIKE A BOY.

>> YOU'RE CUTE. YOU DRESS LIKE A BOY. I LIKE THAT.

YOU DRESS LIKE A BOY. I LIKE THAT. >> MAMA, LET'S EAT.

I LIKE THAT. >> MAMA, LET'S EAT. HOW ABOUT THAT?

>> MAMA, LET'S EAT. HOW ABOUT THAT? >> AND MY PARENTS TAUGHT ME

HOW ABOUT THAT? >> AND MY PARENTS TAUGHT ME NEVER TO COME EMPTY HANDED, SO I

>> AND MY PARENTS TAUGHT ME NEVER TO COME EMPTY HANDED, SO I DID BRING SOME VEGAN SLIDERS.

NEVER TO COME EMPTY HANDED, SO I DID BRING SOME VEGAN SLIDERS. [ SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH ]

DID BRING SOME VEGAN SLIDERS. [ SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH ] VEGAN SLIDERS.

[ SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH ] VEGAN SLIDERS. >> ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ME?

VEGAN SLIDERS. >> ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ME? >> YES.

>> ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ME? >> YES. BUT IN A GOOD WAY.

>> YES. BUT IN A GOOD WAY. DON'T WORRY.

BUT IN A GOOD WAY. DON'T WORRY. MAMA, WE'RE HUNGRY.

DON'T WORRY. MAMA, WE'RE HUNGRY. >> AND THIS LOOKS GREAT.

MAMA, WE'RE HUNGRY. >> AND THIS LOOKS GREAT. WHERE SHOULD I PUT THESE?

>> AND THIS LOOKS GREAT. WHERE SHOULD I PUT THESE? >> I'LL TAKE IT.

WHERE SHOULD I PUT THESE? >> I'LL TAKE IT. THANK YOU.

SIT, SIT. >> EVERYTHING LOOKS SO GREAT, MAMA.

>> EVERYTHING LOOKS SO GREAT, MAMA. THANK YOU.

MAMA. THANK YOU. >> SO, BRITNEY, WHAT ARE YOU

THANK YOU. >> SO, BRITNEY, WHAT ARE YOU STUDYING?

>> SO, BRITNEY, WHAT ARE YOU STUDYING? >> I'M ACTUALLY STUDYING FINE

STUDYING? >> I'M ACTUALLY STUDYING FINE ART WITH A CONCENTRATION IN 17th

>> I'M ACTUALLY STUDYING FINE ART WITH A CONCENTRATION IN 17th CENTURY BROKE ARCHITECTURE.

ART WITH A CONCENTRATION IN 17th CENTURY BROKE ARCHITECTURE. >> SO SHE DOESN'T LIKE MONEY?

CENTURY BROKE ARCHITECTURE. >> SO SHE DOESN'T LIKE MONEY? >> MAMA, PLEASE, BRITNEY WANTS

>> SO SHE DOESN'T LIKE MONEY? >> MAMA, PLEASE, BRITNEY WANTS TO BE AN ART PROFESSOR ONE DAY.

>> MAMA, PLEASE, BRITNEY WANTS TO BE AN ART PROFESSOR ONE DAY. >> SO SHE'S A LESBIAN.

TO BE AN ART PROFESSOR ONE DAY. >> SO SHE'S A LESBIAN. >> MAMA, PLEASE.

>> SO SHE'S A LESBIAN. >> MAMA, PLEASE. >> NO, NO

>> MAMA, PLEASE. >> NO, NO [ SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH ]

>> NO, NO [ SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH ] BROKE ARCHITECTURE.

[ SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH ] BROKE ARCHITECTURE. >> MAMA, POR FAVOR.

BROKE ARCHITECTURE. >> MAMA, POR FAVOR. >> VAN GOGH, PICASSO, VEGAN

>> MAMA, POR FAVOR. >> VAN GOGH, PICASSO, VEGAN SLIDERS.

>> VAN GOGH, PICASSO, VEGAN SLIDERS. >> THIS IS A NICE WHITE GIRL.

SLIDERS. >> THIS IS A NICE WHITE GIRL. SUN SCREEN

>> THIS IS A NICE WHITE GIRL. SUN SCREEN [ SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH ]

SUN SCREEN [ SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH ] ULTIMATE FRISBEE.

[ SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH ] ULTIMATE FRISBEE. >> OH, MY GOSH.

ULTIMATE FRISBEE. >> OH, MY GOSH. LISTEN.

>> OH, MY GOSH. LISTEN. I'M SO SORRY IF I OFFENDED YOU

LISTEN. I'M SO SORRY IF I OFFENDED YOU IN ANY WAY.

I'M SO SORRY IF I OFFENDED YOU IN ANY WAY. I ONLY WANT THE BEST FOR YOUR

IN ANY WAY. I ONLY WANT THE BEST FOR YOUR SON.

I ONLY WANT THE BEST FOR YOUR SON. LIKE, LOUIS, DO YOU REMEMBER

SON. LIKE, LOUIS, DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE HAVING TROUBLE

LIKE, LOUIS, DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE HAVING TROUBLE CONCENTRATING FIRST SEMESTER --

WHEN YOU WERE HAVING TROUBLE CONCENTRATING FIRST SEMESTER -- >> OH, NO, NO.

CONCENTRATING FIRST SEMESTER -- >> OH, NO, NO. >> AND I SET YOU UP WITH MY

>> OH, NO, NO. >> AND I SET YOU UP WITH MY FAMILY DOCTOR.

>> AND I SET YOU UP WITH MY FAMILY DOCTOR. >> WHAT?

FAMILY DOCTOR. >> WHAT? >> NOW HE'S ON A.D.D.

>> WHAT? >> NOW HE'S ON A.D.D. MEDICATION, AND HE'S DOING A LOT

>> NOW HE'S ON A.D.D. MEDICATION, AND HE'S DOING A LOT BETTER.

MEDICATION, AND HE'S DOING A LOT BETTER. >> MY SON DON'T HAVE A.D.D.!

BETTER. >> MY SON DON'T HAVE A.D.D.! HE JUST LIKES TO JUMP!

>> MY SON DON'T HAVE A.D.D.! HE JUST LIKES TO JUMP! >> OH, WELL, A.D.D. ISN'T

HE JUST LIKES TO JUMP! >> OH, WELL, A.D.D. ISN'T ANYTHING TO BE EMBARRASSED ABOUT

>> OH, WELL, A.D.D. ISN'T ANYTHING TO BE EMBARRASSED ABOUT DEMI LOVATO HAS IT.

ANYTHING TO BE EMBARRASSED ABOUT DEMI LOVATO HAS IT. >> FAMILY DOCTOR --

DEMI LOVATO HAS IT. >> FAMILY DOCTOR -- [ SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH ]

>> FAMILY DOCTOR -- [ SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH ] NORMALIZE A.D.D.

[ SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH ] NORMALIZE A.D.D. >> SHE HATES ME.

NORMALIZE A.D.D. >> SHE HATES ME. >> SHE'S NOT TALKING ABOUT YOU.

>> SHE HATES ME. >> SHE'S NOT TALKING ABOUT YOU. MAMA --

>> SHE'S NOT TALKING ABOUT YOU. MAMA -- [ SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH ]

MAMA -- [ SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH ] UNISEX APPAREL.

[ SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH ] UNISEX APPAREL. [ SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH ]

UNISEX APPAREL. [ SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH ] "WHITE LOTUS"

[ SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH ] "WHITE LOTUS" [ SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH ]

"WHITE LOTUS" [ SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH ] HEY, MAN, WANT TO GET SOME SWEET

[ SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH ] HEY, MAN, WANT TO GET SOME SWEET GREEN?

HEY, MAN, WANT TO GET SOME SWEET GREEN? >> WHAT IS SHE SAYING?

GREEN? >> WHAT IS SHE SAYING? >>

>> WHAT IS SHE SAYING? >> [ SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH ]

>> [ SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH ] LONG TERM, OKAY?

[ SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH ] LONG TERM, OKAY? NO.

LONG TERM, OKAY? NO. >> WHAT?

NO. >> WHAT? [ SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH ]

>> WHAT? [ SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH ] ONE NIGHTSTAND.

[ SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH ] ONE NIGHTSTAND. HIT IT AND QUIT IT, HIT AND DIP.

ONE NIGHTSTAND. HIT IT AND QUIT IT, HIT AND DIP. I DON'T CARE.

HIT IT AND QUIT IT, HIT AND DIP. I DON'T CARE. THAT'S OKAY.

I DON'T CARE. THAT'S OKAY. >> THAT WAS ALL ENGLISH.

THAT'S OKAY. >> THAT WAS ALL ENGLISH. I WOULD JUST LOVE TO START OVER.

>> THAT WAS ALL ENGLISH. I WOULD JUST LOVE TO START OVER. >> CAN WE PLEASE JUST EAT?

I WOULD JUST LOVE TO START OVER. >> CAN WE PLEASE JUST EAT? >> THIS LOOKS DELICIOUS,

>> CAN WE PLEASE JUST EAT? >> THIS LOOKS DELICIOUS, MS. FLORES.

>> THIS LOOKS DELICIOUS, MS. FLORES. BUT BEFORE WE EAT, MIND IF I SAY

MS. FLORES. BUT BEFORE WE EAT, MIND IF I SAY GRACE?

BUT BEFORE WE EAT, MIND IF I SAY GRACE? >> GRACE.

GRACE? >> GRACE. OH, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME SHE

>> GRACE. OH, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME SHE WAS A WOMAN OF GOD?

OH, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME SHE WAS A WOMAN OF GOD? NOW WHERE ARE MY GRAND CHILDREN?

>>> THIS PLACE IS SO CUTE. >> YEAH. >> YEAH LOOK AT ALL THOSE GRAPES

>> YEAH. >> YEAH LOOK AT ALL THOSE GRAPES ON THE WALL.

>> YEAH LOOK AT ALL THOSE GRAPES ON THE WALL. >> YES.

ON THE WALL. >> YES. >> PLEASE.

>> YES. >> PLEASE. WELCOME TO ANGELINO'S REAL

>> PLEASE. WELCOME TO ANGELINO'S REAL ITALIAN RESTAURANT.

WELCOME TO ANGELINO'S REAL ITALIAN RESTAURANT. AND THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL

ITALIAN RESTAURANT. AND THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL TABLE I HAVE EVER SEEN.

AND THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL TABLE I HAVE EVER SEEN. YOU TAKE MY BREATH AWAY.

TABLE I HAVE EVER SEEN. YOU TAKE MY BREATH AWAY. >> AWW!

YOU TAKE MY BREATH AWAY. >> AWW! >> BELLA, BELLA, BELLA, BELLA --

>> AWW! >> BELLA, BELLA, BELLA, BELLA -- SMART.

>> BELLA, BELLA, BELLA, BELLA -- SMART. I BE RIGHT BACK WITH THE MENUS.

SMART. I BE RIGHT BACK WITH THE MENUS. >> DID HE SAY SMART?

I BE RIGHT BACK WITH THE MENUS. >> DID HE SAY SMART? >> THAT'S A COMPLIMENT.

>> DID HE SAY SMART? >> THAT'S A COMPLIMENT. >> YEAH, MAYBE HE LIKES YOU

>> THAT'S A COMPLIMENT. >> YEAH, MAYBE HE LIKES YOU MORE.

>> YEAH, MAYBE HE LIKES YOU MORE. >> EXCUSE ME.

MORE. >> EXCUSE ME. I HAVE A WATER FOR YOU.

>> EXCUSE ME. I HAVE A WATER FOR YOU. BELLISSIMA, BELLISSIMA,

I HAVE A WATER FOR YOU. BELLISSIMA, BELLISSIMA, BELLISSIMA, BELLISSIMA -- AND A

BELLISSIMA, BELLISSIMA, BELLISSIMA, BELLISSIMA -- AND A FUNNY ONE.

BELLISSIMA, BELLISSIMA -- AND A FUNNY ONE. >> DO I LOOK WEIRD TODAY OR

FUNNY ONE. >> DO I LOOK WEIRD TODAY OR SOMETHING?

>> DO I LOOK WEIRD TODAY OR SOMETHING? >> NO, NO.

SOMETHING? >> NO, NO. >> NO WAY.

>> NO, NO. >> NO WAY. >> NEVER.

>> NO WAY. >> NEVER. >> NOW, LET ME GUESS.

>> NEVER. >> NOW, LET ME GUESS. YOU ARE A MODEL?

>> NOW, LET ME GUESS. YOU ARE A MODEL? >> OH, YOU'RE SWEET.

YOU ARE A MODEL? >> OH, YOU'RE SWEET. NO, NO.

>> OH, YOU'RE SWEET. NO, NO. >> YOU ARE A STATUE.

NO, NO. >> YOU ARE A STATUE. >> NO.

>> YOU ARE A STATUE. >> NO. I'M A NURSE.

>> NO. I'M A NURSE. >> NO.

I'M A NURSE. >> NO. THIS IS A CRIME.

>> NO. THIS IS A CRIME. OKAY.

THIS IS A CRIME. OKAY. I TRY AGAIN.

OKAY. I TRY AGAIN. YOU ARE A WRITER.

I TRY AGAIN. YOU ARE A WRITER. >> NO.

YOU ARE A WRITER. >> NO. I'M ACTUALLY AN ACTOR.

>> NO. I'M ACTUALLY AN ACTOR. I WAS EVEN IN A MOVIE.

I'M ACTUALLY AN ACTOR. I WAS EVEN IN A MOVIE. >> OH, YES.

I WAS EVEN IN A MOVIE. >> OH, YES. BABADOOK.

>> OH, YES. BABADOOK. >> I'M NOT THE BABADOOK.

BABADOOK. >> I'M NOT THE BABADOOK. JUST GO.

>> I'M NOT THE BABADOOK. JUST GO. WHAT IS MY VIBE TODAY?

JUST GO. WHAT IS MY VIBE TODAY? >> LADIES, I WANT TO INTRODUCE

WHAT IS MY VIBE TODAY? >> LADIES, I WANT TO INTRODUCE YOU TO CHEF DINO.

>> LADIES, I WANT TO INTRODUCE YOU TO CHEF DINO. HE WANTS TO GIVE YOU A GIFT, A

YOU TO CHEF DINO. HE WANTS TO GIVE YOU A GIFT, A LITTLE BITE.

HE WANTS TO GIVE YOU A GIFT, A LITTLE BITE. >> OH, YES.

LITTLE BITE. >> OH, YES. FOR SUCH A BEAUTY, YOU DESERVE

>> OH, YES. FOR SUCH A BEAUTY, YOU DESERVE SOMETHING VERY SPECIAL.

FOR SUCH A BEAUTY, YOU DESERVE SOMETHING VERY SPECIAL. >> OH, PRETTY.

SOMETHING VERY SPECIAL. >> OH, PRETTY. >> FOR YOU, FOR YOU, AND FOR

>> OH, PRETTY. >> FOR YOU, FOR YOU, AND FOR YOU -- CHILI.

>> FOR YOU, FOR YOU, AND FOR YOU -- CHILI. >> CHILI?

YOU -- CHILI. >> CHILI? THIS IS HUGE.

>> CHILI? THIS IS HUGE. >> OH, YES, A BIG BOY CHILI.

THIS IS HUGE. >> OH, YES, A BIG BOY CHILI. ENJOY.

>> OH, YES, A BIG BOY CHILI. ENJOY. >> WHY DO THEY EVEN HAVE THAT

ENJOY. >> WHY DO THEY EVEN HAVE THAT HERE?

>> WHY DO THEY EVEN HAVE THAT HERE? >> I THINK IT'S NICE THEY MADE

HERE? >> I THINK IT'S NICE THEY MADE YOU SOMETHING SPECIAL.

>> I THINK IT'S NICE THEY MADE YOU SOMETHING SPECIAL. >> YEAH.

YOU SOMETHING SPECIAL. >> YEAH. >> YEAH.

>> YEAH. >> YEAH. >> LADIES, DO YOU HAVE A

>> YEAH. >> LADIES, DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION ABOUT THE MENU?

>> LADIES, DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION ABOUT THE MENU? >> YES.

QUESTION ABOUT THE MENU? >> YES. CAN I GET THE SPAGHETTI WITH

>> YES. CAN I GET THE SPAGHETTI WITH EXTRA MEATBALLS?

CAN I GET THE SPAGHETTI WITH EXTRA MEATBALLS? >> ANYTHING FOR YOU.

EXTRA MEATBALLS? >> ANYTHING FOR YOU. NOW, I HAVE A QUESTION.

>> ANYTHING FOR YOU. NOW, I HAVE A QUESTION. WILL YOU MARRY ME?

NOW, I HAVE A QUESTION. WILL YOU MARRY ME? >> OH, THAT IS SO SWEET, BUT I'M

WILL YOU MARRY ME? >> OH, THAT IS SO SWEET, BUT I'M ALREADY MARRIED.

>> OH, THAT IS SO SWEET, BUT I'M ALREADY MARRIED. >> OH, LUCKY MAN.

ALREADY MARRIED. >> OH, LUCKY MAN. >> ACTUALLY, I'M MARRIED TOO.

>> OH, LUCKY MAN. >> ACTUALLY, I'M MARRIED TOO. >> OH, TO YOUR CAREER.

>> ACTUALLY, I'M MARRIED TOO. >> OH, TO YOUR CAREER. >> OH, MY GOD.

>> OH, TO YOUR CAREER. >> OH, MY GOD. >> JEN, I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S

>> OH, MY GOD. >> JEN, I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON.

>> JEN, I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON. THOSE TWO GUYS SERIOUSLY JUST

GOING ON. THOSE TWO GUYS SERIOUSLY JUST HAVE WEIRD TASTE.

THOSE TWO GUYS SERIOUSLY JUST HAVE WEIRD TASTE. >> CANDLES FOR THE LADIES.

HAVE WEIRD TASTE. >> CANDLES FOR THE LADIES. AND LET ME JUST UNSCREW THIS

>> CANDLES FOR THE LADIES. AND LET ME JUST UNSCREW THIS LIGHT.

AND LET ME JUST UNSCREW THIS LIGHT. MUCH BETTER.

LIGHT. MUCH BETTER. AND YOUR HARLEY DAVIDSON IS

MUCH BETTER. AND YOUR HARLEY DAVIDSON IS LEAKING OIL ALL OVER THE STREET.

AND YOUR HARLEY DAVIDSON IS LEAKING OIL ALL OVER THE STREET. CAN YOU MOVE IT?

LEAKING OIL ALL OVER THE STREET. CAN YOU MOVE IT? >> I DON'T DRIVE A HARLEY.

CAN YOU MOVE IT? >> I DON'T DRIVE A HARLEY. >> OH, MY MISTAKE.

>> I DON'T DRIVE A HARLEY. >> OH, MY MISTAKE. >> WHATEVER.

>> OH, MY MISTAKE. >> WHATEVER. WHERE IS OUR WAITER?

>> WHATEVER. WHERE IS OUR WAITER? >> YES.

WHERE IS OUR WAITER? >> YES. WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?

>> YES. WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU? >> CAN WE JUST ORDER?

WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU? >> CAN WE JUST ORDER? AND BY THE WAY, I ACTUALLY AM

>> CAN WE JUST ORDER? AND BY THE WAY, I ACTUALLY AM BEAUTIFUL.

AND BY THE WAY, I ACTUALLY AM BEAUTIFUL. >> EVERYONE IS BEAUTIFUL.

BEAUTIFUL. >> EVERYONE IS BEAUTIFUL. AND YOU MOST OF ALL BECAUSE IT'S

>> EVERYONE IS BEAUTIFUL. AND YOU MOST OF ALL BECAUSE IT'S THE KIND THAT'S ON THE INSIDE.

AND YOU MOST OF ALL BECAUSE IT'S THE KIND THAT'S ON THE INSIDE. >> YOU KNOW WHAT?

THE KIND THAT'S ON THE INSIDE. >> YOU KNOW WHAT? I'VE HAD ENOUGH INSULTS.

>> YOU KNOW WHAT? I'VE HAD ENOUGH INSULTS. I'M JUST GOING TO GO HOME AND

I'VE HAD ENOUGH INSULTS. I'M JUST GOING TO GO HOME AND HAVE A SALAD.

I'M JUST GOING TO GO HOME AND HAVE A SALAD. >> OH, THIS IS SO SAD.

HAVE A SALAD. >> OH, THIS IS SO SAD. WAS IT SOMETHING I SAID?

>> OH, THIS IS SO SAD. WAS IT SOMETHING I SAID? >> YEAH, EVERYTHING YOU SAID.

WAS IT SOMETHING I SAID? >> YEAH, EVERYTHING YOU SAID. WHY WERE YOU LIKE THAT TO HER?

>> YEAH, EVERYTHING YOU SAID. WHY WERE YOU LIKE THAT TO HER? >> OH, I MUST CONFESS.

WHY WERE YOU LIKE THAT TO HER? >> OH, I MUST CONFESS. WHENEVER THERE'S A GROUP OF

>> OH, I MUST CONFESS. WHENEVER THERE'S A GROUP OF WOMEN, WE TEAM UP AGAINST ONE

WHENEVER THERE'S A GROUP OF WOMEN, WE TEAM UP AGAINST ONE AND FLATTER THE OTHERS FOR MORE

WOMEN, WE TEAM UP AGAINST ONE AND FLATTER THE OTHERS FOR MORE TIPS.

AND FLATTER THE OTHERS FOR MORE TIPS. IS THAT BAD?

TIPS. IS THAT BAD? >> YEAH.

IS THAT BAD? >> YEAH. >> YEAH.

>> YEAH. >> YEAH. >> I MEAN, IT WAS DEFINITELY

>> YEAH. >> I MEAN, IT WAS DEFINITELY WORKING ON ME.

>> I MEAN, IT WAS DEFINITELY WORKING ON ME. I WAS GOING TO GIVE THE BIGGEST

WORKING ON ME. I WAS GOING TO GIVE THE BIGGEST TIP OF MY LIFE.

I WAS GOING TO GIVE THE BIGGEST TIP OF MY LIFE. >> BUT, HEY, YOU SERIOUSLY

TIP OF MY LIFE. >> BUT, HEY, YOU SERIOUSLY MISREAD OUR FRIEND BY THE WAY.

>> BUT, HEY, YOU SERIOUSLY MISREAD OUR FRIEND BY THE WAY. WHAT WAS THAT?

MISREAD OUR FRIEND BY THE WAY. WHAT WAS THAT? >> IT IS YOUR FRIEND.

WHAT WAS THAT? >> IT IS YOUR FRIEND. SHE'S OUTSIDE.

>> IT IS YOUR FRIEND. SHE'S OUTSIDE. LOOK.

SHE'S OUTSIDE. LOOK. SO SMART.

LOOK. SO SMART. BIG BOY CHILI.

SO SMART. BIG BOY CHILI. >> BIG BOY CHILI, FOR YOUR

BIG BOY CHILI. >> BIG BOY CHILI, FOR YOUR PRETTIEST FRIEND.

>>> ONCE AGAIN, COLDPLAY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ BOYS BOYS DON'T CRY

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ BOYS BOYS DON'T CRY BOYS KEEP IT ALL INSIDE

♪ BOYS BOYS DON'T CRY BOYS KEEP IT ALL INSIDE I TRY TO HIDE IT

BOYS KEEP IT ALL INSIDE I TRY TO HIDE IT UNDERNEATH ♪

I TRY TO HIDE IT UNDERNEATH ♪ ♪ BUT STILL MY HEART

UNDERNEATH ♪ ♪ BUT STILL MY HEART STARTS TO BEAT

♪ BUT STILL MY HEART STARTS TO BEAT MY HUMAN HEART

STARTS TO BEAT MY HUMAN HEART ONLY GOT A HUMAN HEART♪

MY HUMAN HEART ONLY GOT A HUMAN HEART♪ ♪ I WISH IT DIDN'T RUN AWAY

ONLY GOT A HUMAN HEART♪ ♪ I WISH IT DIDN'T RUN AWAY I WISH IT DIDN'T FALL APART

♪ I WISH IT DIDN'T RUN AWAY I WISH IT DIDN'T FALL APART OH MY HUMAN HEART ♪

I WISH IT DIDN'T FALL APART OH MY HUMAN HEART ♪ ♪ NIGHT AND DAY

OH MY HUMAN HEART ♪ ♪ NIGHT AND DAY AND LIGHT AND DARK ♪

♪ NIGHT AND DAY AND LIGHT AND DARK ♪ ♪ ANY DAY

AND LIGHT AND DARK ♪ ♪ ANY DAY IT COULD BE TORN IN HALF

♪ ANY DAY IT COULD BE TORN IN HALF ONLY GOT A HUMAN HEART ♪

IT COULD BE TORN IN HALF ONLY GOT A HUMAN HEART ♪ ♪

ONLY GOT A HUMAN HEART ♪ ♪ ♪ WHEN YOU TRY YOUR BEST

♪ ♪ WHEN YOU TRY YOUR BEST BUT YOU DON'T SUCCEED

♪ WHEN YOU TRY YOUR BEST BUT YOU DON'T SUCCEED YOU GET WHAT YOU WANT

BUT YOU DON'T SUCCEED YOU GET WHAT YOU WANT BUT NOT WHAT YOU NEED ♪

YOU GET WHAT YOU WANT BUT NOT WHAT YOU NEED ♪ ♪ WHEN YOU FEEL SO TIRED

BUT NOT WHAT YOU NEED ♪ ♪ WHEN YOU FEEL SO TIRED BUT YOU CAN'T SLEEP

♪ WHEN YOU FEEL SO TIRED BUT YOU CAN'T SLEEP STUCK IN REVERSE ♪

BUT YOU CAN'T SLEEP STUCK IN REVERSE ♪ >> LET'S GO.

STUCK IN REVERSE ♪ >> LET'S GO. ♪ LIGHTS WILL GUIDE YOU HOME

>> LET'S GO. ♪ LIGHTS WILL GUIDE YOU HOME AND IGNITE YOUR BONES

♪ LIGHTS WILL GUIDE YOU HOME AND IGNITE YOUR BONES AND I WILL TRY TO FIX YOU ♪

AND IGNITE YOUR BONES AND I WILL TRY TO FIX YOU ♪ ♪

AND I WILL TRY TO FIX YOU ♪ ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ >> THANKS TO PEDRO AND VERONICA.

♪ >> THANKS TO PEDRO AND VERONICA. LET'S GO, LET'S GO.

>> THANKS TO PEDRO AND VERONICA. LET'S GO, LET'S GO. HEY!

LET'S GO, LET'S GO. HEY! ♪ TEARS STREAM

HEY! ♪ TEARS STREAM DOWN YOUR FACE

♪ TEARS STREAM DOWN YOUR FACE WHEN YOU LOSE SOMETHING

DOWN YOUR FACE WHEN YOU LOSE SOMETHING YOU CANNOT REPLACE ♪

WHEN YOU LOSE SOMETHING YOU CANNOT REPLACE ♪ ♪ TEARS STREAM

YOU CANNOT REPLACE ♪ ♪ TEARS STREAM DOWN YOUR FACE AND I ♪

♪ TEARS STREAM DOWN YOUR FACE AND I ♪ TEARS STREAM

DOWN YOUR FACE AND I ♪ TEARS STREAM DOWN YOUR FACE ♪

TEARS STREAM DOWN YOUR FACE ♪ ♪ I PROMISE YOU

DOWN YOUR FACE ♪ ♪ I PROMISE YOU I WILL LEARN

♪ I PROMISE YOU I WILL LEARN FROM MY MISTAKES ♪

I WILL LEARN FROM MY MISTAKES ♪ ♪ TEARS STREAM

FROM MY MISTAKES ♪ ♪ TEARS STREAM DOWN YOUR FACE

♪ TEARS STREAM DOWN YOUR FACE AND I ♪

DOWN YOUR FACE AND I ♪ ♪ LIGHTS WILL GUIDE YOU HOME

AND I ♪ ♪ LIGHTS WILL GUIDE YOU HOME AND IGNITE YOUR BONES

♪ LIGHTS WILL GUIDE YOU HOME AND IGNITE YOUR BONES I WILL TRY TO FIX YOU ♪

AND IGNITE YOUR BONES I WILL TRY TO FIX YOU ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

I WILL TRY TO FIX YOU ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> THANK YOU, EVERYBODY.

>>> TOAST TO OUR BIRTHDAY GIRL, SHAYNA. >> TO SHAYNA.

SHAYNA. >> TO SHAYNA. >> HERE COMES -- LET'S NOT

>> TO SHAYNA. >> HERE COMES -- LET'S NOT FORGET HER BABY SISTER LISA WHO

>> HERE COMES -- LET'S NOT FORGET HER BABY SISTER LISA WHO FLEW ALL THE WAY FROM TEMECULA

FORGET HER BABY SISTER LISA WHO FLEW ALL THE WAY FROM TEMECULA TO CELEBRATE WITH US.

FLEW ALL THE WAY FROM TEMECULA TO CELEBRATE WITH US. IT'S SO NICE TO FINALLY MEET

TO CELEBRATE WITH US. IT'S SO NICE TO FINALLY MEET YOU.

IT'S SO NICE TO FINALLY MEET YOU. >> THAT'S CUTE.

YOU. >> THAT'S CUTE. BUT DON'T THINK I'M GIVING UP

>> THAT'S CUTE. BUT DON'T THINK I'M GIVING UP THE BUTT TONIGHT.

BUT DON'T THINK I'M GIVING UP THE BUTT TONIGHT. >> I'M SORRY.

THE BUTT TONIGHT. >> I'M SORRY. WHAT?

>> I'M SORRY. WHAT? >> SHE'S JUST KIDDING.

WHAT? >> SHE'S JUST KIDDING. DON'T MIND HER.

>> SHE'S JUST KIDDING. DON'T MIND HER. >> SORRY FOR THE WAIT.

DON'T MIND HER. >> SORRY FOR THE WAIT. YOUR STEAK SHOULD BE COOKED TO

>> SORRY FOR THE WAIT. YOUR STEAK SHOULD BE COOKED TO YOUR LIKING NOW.

YOUR STEAK SHOULD BE COOKED TO YOUR LIKING NOW. THIRD TIME'S A CHARM.

YOUR LIKING NOW. THIRD TIME'S A CHARM. EXTRA EXTRA WELL DONE.

THIRD TIME'S A CHARM. EXTRA EXTRA WELL DONE. >> THANK YOU.

EXTRA EXTRA WELL DONE. >> THANK YOU. >> LISA, DO YOU ALWAYS ORDER

>> THANK YOU. >> LISA, DO YOU ALWAYS ORDER STEAKS LIKE THAT?

>> LISA, DO YOU ALWAYS ORDER STEAKS LIKE THAT? >> I DN KNOW YOU COULD GET THEM

STEAKS LIKE THAT? >> I DN KNOW YOU COULD GET THEM EXTRA EXTRA WELL.

>> I DN KNOW YOU COULD GET THEM EXTRA EXTRA WELL. >> UH-HUH.

EXTRA EXTRA WELL. >> UH-HUH. COOK MY MEAT.

>> UH-HUH. COOK MY MEAT. I DON'T WANT TO SEE ONE SPECK OF

COOK MY MEAT. I DON'T WANT TO SEE ONE SPECK OF RED.

I DON'T WANT TO SEE ONE SPECK OF RED. I CAN'T BE SICK TONIGHT, I GOT

RED. I CAN'T BE SICK TONIGHT, I GOT TO BE IN COURT IN THE MORNING.

I CAN'T BE SICK TONIGHT, I GOT TO BE IN COURT IN THE MORNING. >> YOU'RE A LAWYER?

TO BE IN COURT IN THE MORNING. >> YOU'RE A LAWYER? >> YEAH.

>> YOU'RE A LAWYER? >> YEAH. SHE'S ACTUALLY THE LEAD

>> YEAH. SHE'S ACTUALLY THE LEAD LITIGATOR ON A CLASS ACTION SUIT

SHE'S ACTUALLY THE LEAD LITIGATOR ON A CLASS ACTION SUIT AGAINST WALMART.

LITIGATOR ON A CLASS ACTION SUIT AGAINST WALMART. >> COUPLE OF THEIR COINSTAR

AGAINST WALMART. >> COUPLE OF THEIR COINSTAR MACHINES EXPLODED.

>> COUPLE OF THEIR COINSTAR MACHINES EXPLODED. I AIN'T GOT TO TELL YOU WHAT

MACHINES EXPLODED. I AIN'T GOT TO TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED NEXT.

I AIN'T GOT TO TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED NEXT. >> THAT'S REALLY AMAZING OF YOU.

HAPPENED NEXT. >> THAT'S REALLY AMAZING OF YOU. I REALLY ADMIRE THAT.

>> THAT'S REALLY AMAZING OF YOU. I REALLY ADMIRE THAT. >> WHAT IS GOING ON WITH YOUR

I REALLY ADMIRE THAT. >> WHAT IS GOING ON WITH YOUR LITTLE FRIEND?

>> WHAT IS GOING ON WITH YOUR LITTLE FRIEND? HE'S DOING THE MOST TRYING TO

LITTLE FRIEND? HE'S DOING THE MOST TRYING TO GET SOME BUTT TONIGHT.

HE'S DOING THE MOST TRYING TO GET SOME BUTT TONIGHT. >> EXCUSE ME?

GET SOME BUTT TONIGHT. >> EXCUSE ME? >> OH, MY GOD.

>> EXCUSE ME? >> OH, MY GOD. NOTHING, PAUL.

>> OH, MY GOD. NOTHING, PAUL. GIRL, DON'T START WITH THAT.

NOTHING, PAUL. GIRL, DON'T START WITH THAT. >> YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M GOING TO

GIRL, DON'T START WITH THAT. >> YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M GOING TO SIT HERE AND EAT MY STEAK IN

>> YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M GOING TO SIT HERE AND EAT MY STEAK IN PEACE.

SIT HERE AND EAT MY STEAK IN PEACE. >> WELL, ANYWAY.

PEACE. >> WELL, ANYWAY. I -- I DIDN'T TELL YOU GUYS, BUT

>> WELL, ANYWAY. I -- I DIDN'T TELL YOU GUYS, BUT A FEW NIGHTS BACK, THIS DOG

I -- I DIDN'T TELL YOU GUYS, BUT A FEW NIGHTS BACK, THIS DOG FOLLOWED ME HOME.

A FEW NIGHTS BACK, THIS DOG FOLLOWED ME HOME. >> I'M ABOUT TO TEAR THIS THING

FOLLOWED ME HOME. >> I'M ABOUT TO TEAR THIS THING UP.

>> I'M ABOUT TO TEAR THIS THING UP. >> WHEN I OPENED THE DOOR, HE --

UP. >> WHEN I OPENED THE DOOR, HE -- HE JUST SPRINTED INSIDE.

>> WHEN I OPENED THE DOOR, HE -- HE JUST SPRINTED INSIDE. >> THAT MAN DIDN'T GIVE ME NO

HE JUST SPRINTED INSIDE. >> THAT MAN DIDN'T GIVE ME NO KETCHUP.

>> THAT MAN DIDN'T GIVE ME NO KETCHUP. >> I'M RUNNING AROUND MY HOUSE

KETCHUP. >> I'M RUNNING AROUND MY HOUSE TRYING TO CATCH HIM.

>> I'M RUNNING AROUND MY HOUSE TRYING TO CATCH HIM. >> YOU GOT KETCHUP OVER THERE?

TRYING TO CATCH HIM. >> YOU GOT KETCHUP OVER THERE? >> GIRL, CAN YOU JUST EAT?

>> YOU GOT KETCHUP OVER THERE? >> GIRL, CAN YOU JUST EAT? >> YOU THINK IT'S GOING TO BE

>> GIRL, CAN YOU JUST EAT? >> YOU THINK IT'S GOING TO BE NASTY WITHOUT KETCHUP?

>> YOU THINK IT'S GOING TO BE NASTY WITHOUT KETCHUP? >> SO ANYWAY, I -- I GUESS I HAD

NASTY WITHOUT KETCHUP? >> SO ANYWAY, I -- I GUESS I HAD TWO BONES IN MY BASEMENT.

>> SO ANYWAY, I -- I GUESS I HAD TWO BONES IN MY BASEMENT. >> THAT'S SO CRAZY.

TWO BONES IN MY BASEMENT. >> THAT'S SO CRAZY. >> I GOT TO CUT YOU A PIECE OF

>> THAT'S SO CRAZY. >> I GOT TO CUT YOU A PIECE OF THIS STEAK.

>> I GOT TO CUT YOU A PIECE OF THIS STEAK. THIS STEAK IS BUSSIN.

THIS STEAK. THIS STEAK IS BUSSIN. OH, MY GOD.

THIS STEAK IS BUSSIN. OH, MY GOD. CAN YOU JUST CHILL?

OH, MY GOD. CAN YOU JUST CHILL? HE'S TRYING TO TELL A STORY.

CAN YOU JUST CHILL? HE'S TRYING TO TELL A STORY. >> YOU HEARD THE MAN.

HE'S TRYING TO TELL A STORY. >> YOU HEARD THE MAN. I HEARD HIM.

>> YOU HEARD THE MAN. I HEARD HIM. HE SAID HE GOT CHASED BY A DOG.

I HEARD HIM. HE SAID HE GOT CHASED BY A DOG. >> OKAY.

HE SAID HE GOT CHASED BY A DOG. >> OKAY. OKAY.

>> OKAY. OKAY. LISA.

OKAY. LISA. OKAY.

LISA. OKAY. ALL RIGHT.

OKAY. ALL RIGHT. >> OKAY.

ALL RIGHT. >> OKAY. LOOK.

>> OKAY. LOOK. TODD --

LOOK. TODD -- >> THE MAN.

TODD -- >> THE MAN. >> ANTONIO BANDERES OVER HERE

>> THE MAN. >> ANTONIO BANDERES OVER HERE TRYING TO GET SOME BUTT WHILE HE

>> ANTONIO BANDERES OVER HERE TRYING TO GET SOME BUTT WHILE HE GOT KUJO LIVING IN HIS BASEMENT.

TRYING TO GET SOME BUTT WHILE HE GOT KUJO LIVING IN HIS BASEMENT. >> JUST WANTED TO CHECK IN ON

GOT KUJO LIVING IN HIS BASEMENT. >> JUST WANTED TO CHECK IN ON YOU.

>> JUST WANTED TO CHECK IN ON YOU. EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?

YOU. EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT? WE HAVE BEEN GETTING COMPLAINTS.

EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT? WE HAVE BEEN GETTING COMPLAINTS. >> OH, BECAUSE WE BLACK?

WE HAVE BEEN GETTING COMPLAINTS. >> OH, BECAUSE WE BLACK? WE OVER HERE MINDING OUR

>> OH, BECAUSE WE BLACK? WE OVER HERE MINDING OUR BUSINESS.

WE OVER HERE MINDING OUR BUSINESS. >> I'M JUST MAKING SURE

BUSINESS. >> I'M JUST MAKING SURE EVERYTHING'S OKAY.

>> I'M JUST MAKING SURE EVERYTHING'S OKAY. >> ACTUALLY, EVERYTHING IS NOT

EVERYTHING'S OKAY. >> ACTUALLY, EVERYTHING IS NOT OKAY.

>> ACTUALLY, EVERYTHING IS NOT OKAY. THERE IS WINE ALL IN THEIR FOOD.

OKAY. THERE IS WINE ALL IN THEIR FOOD. IT'S ALL OVER THE FLOOR NOW.

THERE IS WINE ALL IN THEIR FOOD. IT'S ALL OVER THE FLOOR NOW. Y'ALL NEED TO DO BETTER.

IT'S ALL OVER THE FLOOR NOW. Y'ALL NEED TO DO BETTER. >> LISA.

Y'ALL NEED TO DO BETTER. >> LISA. >> YES, ANTONIO.

>> LISA. >> YES, ANTONIO. >> I UNDERSTAND YOU DON'T -- YOU

>> YES, ANTONIO. >> I UNDERSTAND YOU DON'T -- YOU DON'T WANT TO BE SICK TOMORROW,

>> I UNDERSTAND YOU DON'T -- YOU DON'T WANT TO BE SICK TOMORROW, BUT YOU HAVE BEEN SAWING THAT

DON'T WANT TO BE SICK TOMORROW, BUT YOU HAVE BEEN SAWING THAT STEAK.

BUT YOU HAVE BEEN SAWING THAT STEAK. THIS IS A MESS BECAUSE OF YOU.

STEAK. THIS IS A MESS BECAUSE OF YOU. >> OKAY.

THIS IS A MESS BECAUSE OF YOU. >> OKAY. NOW HOLD UP NOW.

>> OKAY. NOW HOLD UP NOW. I'M NOT GOING TO LET Y'ALL

NOW HOLD UP NOW. I'M NOT GOING TO LET Y'ALL CORNER MY BABY SISTER LISA WHO

I'M NOT GOING TO LET Y'ALL CORNER MY BABY SISTER LISA WHO CAME ALL THE WAY FROM TEMECULA

CORNER MY BABY SISTER LISA WHO CAME ALL THE WAY FROM TEMECULA ON MY BIRTHDAY.

CAME ALL THE WAY FROM TEMECULA ON MY BIRTHDAY. >> I KNOW THAT'S RIGHT.

ON MY BIRTHDAY. >> I KNOW THAT'S RIGHT. >> DOES MY SISTER HAVE TERRIBLE

>> I KNOW THAT'S RIGHT. >> DOES MY SISTER HAVE TERRIBLE LISTENING SKILLS?

>> DOES MY SISTER HAVE TERRIBLE LISTENING SKILLS? 1,000%.

LISTENING SKILLS? 1,000%. BUT SHE'S THE ONLY SISTER I'VE

1,000%. BUT SHE'S THE ONLY SISTER I'VE GOT.

BUT SHE'S THE ONLY SISTER I'VE GOT. >> WE THE YOUNGEST OF SIX GIRLS.

GOT. >> WE THE YOUNGEST OF SIX GIRLS. >> BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY,

>> WE THE YOUNGEST OF SIX GIRLS. >> BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY, SHE'S MY FAMILY, AND THERE

>> BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY, SHE'S MY FAMILY, AND THERE BETTER NOT BE A RED DAMN SPECK

SHE'S MY FAMILY, AND THERE BETTER NOT BE A RED DAMN SPECK ON THAT PLATE.

BETTER NOT BE A RED DAMN SPECK ON THAT PLATE. >> COOK MY MEAT.

ON THAT PLATE. >> COOK MY MEAT. >> OKAY?

>> COOK MY MEAT. >> OKAY? >> YOU KNOW WHAT?

>> OKAY? >> YOU KNOW WHAT? Y'ALL HAVEN'T HAD IT.

>> YOU KNOW WHAT? Y'ALL HAVEN'T HAD IT. I'M GOING TO CUT Y'ALL A PCE.

Y'ALL HAVEN'T HAD IT. I'M GOING TO CUT Y'ALL A PCE. IE

For

>>> THANKS TO COLDPLAY, JACOB COLLIER, AND JASON MAX FERDINAND, SINGERS, SARAH

COLLIER, AND JASON MAX FERDINAND, SINGERS, SARAH PAULSON, AND THIS AZING CAST

FERDINAND, SINGERS, SARAH PAULSON, AND THIS AZING CAST THAT TOOK SUCH GOOD CAR OF ME