All language subtitles for Saturday.Night.Live.S48E12.WEB.x264-TORRENTGALAXY_Track03

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
GOOD EVENING.
IT'S GOOD TO BE WITH YOU.

GOOD EVENING.
IT'S GOOD TO BE WITH YOU.
I'M KATY TUR, AND TONIGHT, OUR

IT'S GOOD TO BE WITH YOU.
I'M KATY TUR, AND TONIGHT, OUR
LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE IS OVER.

I'M KATY TUR, AND TONIGHT, OUR
LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE IS OVER.
WE GOT THE BALLOON.

LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE IS OVER.
WE GOT THE BALLOON.
THE DISCOVERY OF THE MASSIVE

WE GOT THE BALLOON.
THE DISCOVERY OF THE MASSIVE
SURVEILLANCE BALLOON EARLIER

THE DISCOVERY OF THE MASSIVE
SURVEILLANCE BALLOON EARLIER
THIS WEEK INFLAMED ALREADY

SURVEILLANCE BALLOON EARLIER
THIS WEEK INFLAMED ALREADY
VOLATILE U.S./CHINESE RELATIONS

THIS WEEK INFLAMED ALREADY
VOLATILE U.S./CHINESE RELATIONS
AND HAD MANY ON THE RIGHT

VOLATILE U.S./CHINESE RELATIONS
AND HAD MANY ON THE RIGHT
CALLING THE BIDEN

AND HAD MANY ON THE RIGHT
CALLING THE BIDEN
ADMINISTRATION'S RESPONSE SOFT,

CALLING THE BIDEN
ADMINISTRATION'S RESPONSE SOFT,
INCLUDING THIS TWEET FROM DONALD

ADMINISTRATION'S RESPONSE SOFT,
INCLUDING THIS TWEET FROM DONALD
TRUMP JR. SAYING, IF MY DAD WAS

INCLUDING THIS TWEET FROM DONALD
TRUMP JR. SAYING, IF MY DAD WAS
PRESIDENT, THERE WOULD BE NO

TRUMP JR. SAYING, IF MY DAD WAS
PRESIDENT, THERE WOULD BE NO
BALLOON.

PRESIDENT, THERE WOULD BE NO
BALLOON.
AND THIS ONE FROM MARJORIE

BALLOON.
AND THIS ONE FROM MARJORIE
TAYLOR GREEN SAYING, LOOK, IT'S

AND THIS ONE FROM MARJORIE
TAYLOR GREEN SAYING, LOOK, IT'S
THE REAL MOON.

TAYLOR GREEN SAYING, LOOK, IT'S
THE REAL MOON.
FOR MORE DETAILS, I'M HONORED TO

THE REAL MOON.
FOR MORE DETAILS, I'M HONORED TO
BE JOINED TONIGHT BY PENTAGON

FOR MORE DETAILS, I'M HONORED TO
BE JOINED TONIGHT BY PENTAGON
OFFICIAL AND AVIATION EXPERT

BE JOINED TONIGHT BY PENTAGON
OFFICIAL AND AVIATION EXPERT
GENERAL WILLIAM HAMILTON.

OFFICIAL AND AVIATION EXPERT
GENERAL WILLIAM HAMILTON.
>> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME.

GENERAL WILLIAM HAMILTON.
>> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME.
>> CON KBRACH LAGSS ON YOUR

>> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME.
>> CON KBRACH LAGSS ON YOUR
SUCCESSFUL MISSION.

>> CON KBRACH LAGSS ON YOUR
SUCCESSFUL MISSION.
>> THANK YOU.

SUCCESSFUL MISSION.
>> THANK YOU.
WE POPPED THE BALLOON.

>> THANK YOU.
WE POPPED THE BALLOON.
>> GENERAL, WE'VE NEVER SEEN AN

WE POPPED THE BALLOON.
>> GENERAL, WE'VE NEVER SEEN AN
OBJECT LIKE THIS GAIN ENTRY INTO

>> GENERAL, WE'VE NEVER SEEN AN
OBJECT LIKE THIS GAIN ENTRY INTO
OUR AIR SPACE BEFORE.

OBJECT LIKE THIS GAIN ENTRY INTO
OUR AIR SPACE BEFORE.
HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?

OUR AIR SPACE BEFORE.
HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?
>> THAT'S AN EXCELLENT QUESTION,

HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?
>> THAT'S AN EXCELLENT QUESTION,
KATY IF BALLOON WAS SOMEHOW ABLE

>> THAT'S AN EXCELLENT QUESTION,
KATY IF BALLOON WAS SOMEHOW ABLE
TO GET PAST OUR WEST COAST

KATY IF BALLOON WAS SOMEHOW ABLE
TO GET PAST OUR WEST COAST
ANTIBALLOON DEFENSE SYSTEM, THE

TO GET PAST OUR WEST COAST
ANTIBALLOON DEFENSE SYSTEM, THE
SEATTLE SPACE NEEDLE.

ANTIBALLOON DEFENSE SYSTEM, THE
SEATTLE SPACE NEEDLE.
BUT ONCE IT WAS HERE, WE WERE

SEATTLE SPACE NEEDLE.
BUT ONCE IT WAS HERE, WE WERE
ABLE TO KEEP AN EYE ON IT WITH

BUT ONCE IT WAS HERE, WE WERE
ABLE TO KEEP AN EYE ON IT WITH
OUR SOPHISTICATED TRACKING

ABLE TO KEEP AN EYE ON IT WITH
OUR SOPHISTICATED TRACKING
TECHNOLOGY OF GOING LIKE THIS.

OUR SOPHISTICATED TRACKING
TECHNOLOGY OF GOING LIKE THIS.
>> UNDERSTOOD.

TECHNOLOGY OF GOING LIKE THIS.
>> UNDERSTOOD.
>> I KNOW THERE ARE QUESTIONS

>> UNDERSTOOD.
>> I KNOW THERE ARE QUESTIONS
ABOUT WHY WE DIDN'T SHOOT IT

>> I KNOW THERE ARE QUESTIONS
ABOUT WHY WE DIDN'T SHOOT IT
DOWN IMMEDIATELY, BUT WE WANTED

ABOUT WHY WE DIDN'T SHOOT IT
DOWN IMMEDIATELY, BUT WE WANTED
TO WAIT UNTIL IT WAS OVER THE

DOWN IMMEDIATELY, BUT WE WANTED
TO WAIT UNTIL IT WAS OVER THE
COAST SO THAT IT WOULDN'T FALL

TO WAIT UNTIL IT WAS OVER THE
COAST SO THAT IT WOULDN'T FALL
ON PEOPLE OR GO -- SHSHSH AND

COAST SO THAT IT WOULDN'T FALL
ON PEOPLE OR GO -- SHSHSH AND
LAND ON MY CAR.

ON PEOPLE OR GO -- SHSHSH AND
LAND ON MY CAR.
>> IT LOOKED LIKE IT WAS A VERY

LAND ON MY CAR.
>> IT LOOKED LIKE IT WAS A VERY
EXCITING OPERATION.

>> IT LOOKED LIKE IT WAS A VERY
EXCITING OPERATION.
CAN YOU TAKE US THROUGH IT?

EXCITING OPERATION.
CAN YOU TAKE US THROUGH IT?
>> WELL, I DID BRING A 3D

CAN YOU TAKE US THROUGH IT?
>> WELL, I DID BRING A 3D
RENTERING OF THE ENEMY TARGET.

>> WELL, I DID BRING A 3D
RENTERING OF THE ENEMY TARGET.
NOW, IMAGINE THIS IS A LOT

RENTERING OF THE ENEMY TARGET.
NOW, IMAGINE THIS IS A LOT
BIGGER, BUT THEN, PRETTY FAR

NOW, IMAGINE THIS IS A LOT
BIGGER, BUT THEN, PRETTY FAR
AWAY, IT LOOKS A LOT SMALLER

BIGGER, BUT THEN, PRETTY FAR
AWAY, IT LOOKS A LOT SMALLER
TOO.

AWAY, IT LOOKS A LOT SMALLER
TOO.
>> NOW, THAT WAS GATHERING

TOO.
>> NOW, THAT WAS GATHERING
INTEL?

>> NOW, THAT WAS GATHERING
INTEL?
WAS IT TAKING PICTURES?

INTEL?
WAS IT TAKING PICTURES?
>> WE DON'T KNOW.

WAS IT TAKING PICTURES?
>> WE DON'T KNOW.
BUT I DO KNOW IF YOU TAP IT, IT

>> WE DON'T KNOW.
BUT I DO KNOW IF YOU TAP IT, IT
PLAYS MUSIC.

BUT I DO KNOW IF YOU TAP IT, IT
PLAYS MUSIC.
♪ CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES, COME

PLAYS MUSIC.
♪ CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES, COME
ON ♪

♪ CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES, COME
ON ♪
OKAY.

ON ♪
OKAY.
>> WELL, GENERAL, THANK YOU SO

OKAY.
>> WELL, GENERAL, THANK YOU SO
MUCH FOR YOUR HEROISM AND FOR

>> WELL, GENERAL, THANK YOU SO
MUCH FOR YOUR HEROISM AND FOR
PROTECTING OUR NATION.

MUCH FOR YOUR HEROISM AND FOR
PROTECTING OUR NATION.
>> THANK YOU, MRS. TUR, AND I

PROTECTING OUR NATION.
>> THANK YOU, MRS. TUR, AND I
WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW WE WILL

>> THANK YOU, MRS. TUR, AND I
WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW WE WILL
NOT TOLERATE ANY FORM OF CHINESE

WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW WE WILL
NOT TOLERATE ANY FORM OF CHINESE
SPY.

NOT TOLERATE ANY FORM OF CHINESE
SPY.
TO BE HONEST, THEY ALREADY HAVE

SPY.
TO BE HONEST, THEY ALREADY HAVE
EVERYTHING THEY NEED FROM

TO BE HONEST, THEY ALREADY HAVE
EVERYTHING THEY NEED FROM
TIKTOK, SO SCROLL AWAY, KIDS.

EVERYTHING THEY NEED FROM
TIKTOK, SO SCROLL AWAY, KIDS.
>> THANK YOU, GENERAL.

TIKTOK, SO SCROLL AWAY, KIDS.
>> THANK YOU, GENERAL.
THIS IS EXCITING.

>> THANK YOU, GENERAL.
THIS IS EXCITING.
I'M GETTING WORDS WE HAVE

THIS IS EXCITING.
I'M GETTING WORDS WE HAVE
LOCATED THE REMAINS OF THE

I'M GETTING WORDS WE HAVE
LOCATED THE REMAINS OF THE
BALLOON, AND I'M TOLD WE HAVE A

LOCATED THE REMAINS OF THE
BALLOON, AND I'M TOLD WE HAVE A
LIVE FEED.

BALLOON, AND I'M TOLD WE HAVE A
LIVE FEED.
LET'S SEE HOW IT LOOKS.

LIVE FEED.
LET'S SEE HOW IT LOOKS.
>> WELL, YOU GOT ME.

LET'S SEE HOW IT LOOKS.
>> WELL, YOU GOT ME.
CONGRATS, YOU SHOT A BALLOON.

>> WELL, YOU GOT ME.
CONGRATS, YOU SHOT A BALLOON.
>> WOW.

CONGRATS, YOU SHOT A BALLOON.
>> WOW.
BALLOON, WELL, I'M SORRY YOU'RE

>> WOW.
BALLOON, WELL, I'M SORRY YOU'RE
IN THE WATER.

BALLOON, WELL, I'M SORRY YOU'RE
IN THE WATER.
BUT THANK YOU FOR SPEAKING TO

IN THE WATER.
BUT THANK YOU FOR SPEAKING TO
US.

BUT THANK YOU FOR SPEAKING TO
US.
>> I ENTERTAIN YOU PEOPLE FOR

US.
>> I ENTERTAIN YOU PEOPLE FOR
FOUR DAYS, AND THEN GET SHOT BY

>> I ENTERTAIN YOU PEOPLE FOR
FOUR DAYS, AND THEN GET SHOT BY
BIDEN?

FOUR DAYS, AND THEN GET SHOT BY
BIDEN?
I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M JOE'S OSAMA.

BIDEN?
I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M JOE'S OSAMA.
>> NOW, I HAVE TO ASK, WHAT WERE

I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M JOE'S OSAMA.
>> NOW, I HAVE TO ASK, WHAT WERE
YOU DOING FLYING OVER MONTANA?

>> NOW, I HAVE TO ASK, WHAT WERE
YOU DOING FLYING OVER MONTANA?
>> I LOVE THE SHOW

YOU DOING FLYING OVER MONTANA?
>> I LOVE THE SHOW
"YELLOWSTONE," SO I WAS JUST

>> I LOVE THE SHOW
"YELLOWSTONE," SO I WAS JUST
THERE.

"YELLOWSTONE," SO I WAS JUST
THERE.
IT'S LIKE "SUCCESSION" BUT

THERE.
IT'S LIKE "SUCCESSION" BUT
OUTSIDE.

IT'S LIKE "SUCCESSION" BUT
OUTSIDE.
NOW I'M ALL WET, SO WHAT A DAY.

OUTSIDE.
NOW I'M ALL WET, SO WHAT A DAY.
>> WELL, I'M ACTUALLY SURPRISED

NOW I'M ALL WET, SO WHAT A DAY.
>> WELL, I'M ACTUALLY SURPRISED
YOU'RE STILL FLOATING.

>> WELL, I'M ACTUALLY SURPRISED
YOU'RE STILL FLOATING.
EXPERTS WERE SAYING YOU'RE THE

YOU'RE STILL FLOATING.
EXPERTS WERE SAYING YOU'RE THE
SIZE OF THREE BUSES.

EXPERTS WERE SAYING YOU'RE THE
SIZE OF THREE BUSES.
>> OKAY.

SIZE OF THREE BUSES.
>> OKAY.
OUCH.

>> OKAY.
OUCH.
I'M A BALLOON, SO THAT'S MY

OUCH.
I'M A BALLOON, SO THAT'S MY
BODY.

I'M A BALLOON, SO THAT'S MY
BODY.
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF SOMEONE

BODY.
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF SOMEONE
MEASURED YOUR WIDTH IN BUSES?

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF SOMEONE
MEASURED YOUR WIDTH IN BUSES?
SORRY I'M NOT CAMERA READY.

MEASURED YOUR WIDTH IN BUSES?
SORRY I'M NOT CAMERA READY.
WHO IS THIS?

SORRY I'M NOT CAMERA READY.
WHO IS THIS?
GET AWAY.

WHO IS THIS?
GET AWAY.
I HATE THE OCEAN.

GET AWAY.
I HATE THE OCEAN.
I'M MORE OF AN AIR GUY.

I HATE THE OCEAN.
I'M MORE OF AN AIR GUY.
>> LOOK, I'M SORRY, BUT PEOPLE

I'M MORE OF AN AIR GUY.
>> LOOK, I'M SORRY, BUT PEOPLE
WERE WORRIED THEY WERE BEING

>> LOOK, I'M SORRY, BUT PEOPLE
WERE WORRIED THEY WERE BEING
SPIED ON.

WERE WORRIED THEY WERE BEING
SPIED ON.
>> MY BIME?

SPIED ON.
>> MY BIME?
A BALLOON?

>> MY BIME?
A BALLOON?
EVERYONE IS BEING SURVEILLED

A BALLOON?
EVERYONE IS BEING SURVEILLED
CONSTANTLY, BUT IT'S ALWAYS

EVERYONE IS BEING SURVEILLED
CONSTANTLY, BUT IT'S ALWAYS
SHOOT THE BALLOON AND NEVER,

CONSTANTLY, BUT IT'S ALWAYS
SHOOT THE BALLOON AND NEVER,
UNPLUG ALEXA.

SHOOT THE BALLOON AND NEVER,
UNPLUG ALEXA.
IF YOU CARE SO MUCH ABOUT YOUR

UNPLUG ALEXA.
IF YOU CARE SO MUCH ABOUT YOUR
DATA, WHY DO YOU ALL KEEP YOUR

IF YOU CARE SO MUCH ABOUT YOUR
DATA, WHY DO YOU ALL KEEP YOUR
BANK PASS WORDS IN THE NOTES

DATA, WHY DO YOU ALL KEEP YOUR
BANK PASS WORDS IN THE NOTES
APP?

BANK PASS WORDS IN THE NOTES
APP?
YOU MAIL YOUR LITERAL DNA TO A

APP?
YOU MAIL YOUR LITERAL DNA TO A
COMPANY TO FIND OUT IF YOU'RE

YOU MAIL YOUR LITERAL DNA TO A
COMPANY TO FIND OUT IF YOU'RE
LIKE 10% FRENCH, BUT JUST A

COMPANY TO FIND OUT IF YOU'RE
LIKE 10% FRENCH, BUT JUST A
BALLOON.

LIKE 10% FRENCH, BUT JUST A
BALLOON.
>> NOW, THE CONCERN WAS THAT YOU

BALLOON.
>> NOW, THE CONCERN WAS THAT YOU
WERE TAKING SENT TIF IMAGES OF

>> NOW, THE CONCERN WAS THAT YOU
WERE TAKING SENT TIF IMAGES OF
THE U.S.

WERE TAKING SENT TIF IMAGES OF
THE U.S.
>> I WAS SO FAR AWAY.

THE U.S.
>> I WAS SO FAR AWAY.
IT'S LIKE WHEN YOUR AUNT TAKES A

>> I WAS SO FAR AWAY.
IT'S LIKE WHEN YOUR AUNT TAKES A
CONCERT VIDEO ON HER iPAD, AND

IT'S LIKE WHEN YOUR AUNT TAKES A
CONCERT VIDEO ON HER iPAD, AND
THEY'RE LIKE, I GUESS THAT'S

CONCERT VIDEO ON HER iPAD, AND
THEY'RE LIKE, I GUESS THAT'S
MICHAEL BUBLE.

THEY'RE LIKE, I GUESS THAT'S
MICHAEL BUBLE.
I COULDN'T EVEN TELL WHEN I WAS

MICHAEL BUBLE.
I COULDN'T EVEN TELL WHEN I WAS
LOOKING AT FROM UP THERE.

I COULDN'T EVEN TELL WHEN I WAS
LOOKING AT FROM UP THERE.
FRANKLY, I THOUGHT THE STATE

LOOKING AT FROM UP THERE.
FRANKLY, I THOUGHT THE STATE
LINES WOULD BE LIKE DRAWN OUT.

FRANKLY, I THOUGHT THE STATE
LINES WOULD BE LIKE DRAWN OUT.
I THOUGHT I WOULD SEE WORDS OVER

LINES WOULD BE LIKE DRAWN OUT.
I THOUGHT I WOULD SEE WORDS OVER
THE PLACES.

I THOUGHT I WOULD SEE WORDS OVER
THE PLACES.
>> WELL, WE JUST DID WHAT WE HAD

THE PLACES.
>> WELL, WE JUST DID WHAT WE HAD
TO DO TO PROTECT THE SECURITY OF

>> WELL, WE JUST DID WHAT WE HAD
TO DO TO PROTECT THE SECURITY OF
OUR COUNTRY.

TO DO TO PROTECT THE SECURITY OF
OUR COUNTRY.
>> WHY?

OUR COUNTRY.
>> WHY?
IS EVERYONE FREAKING OUT BECAUSE

>> WHY?
IS EVERYONE FREAKING OUT BECAUSE
I'M A CHINESE BALLOON.

IS EVERYONE FREAKING OUT BECAUSE
I'M A CHINESE BALLOON.
BECAUSE WHERE I COME FROM, I'M

I'M A CHINESE BALLOON.
BECAUSE WHERE I COME FROM, I'M
JUST A BALLOON.

BECAUSE WHERE I COME FROM, I'M
JUST A BALLOON.
>> THANKS FOR SPEAKING WITH US

JUST A BALLOON.
>> THANKS FOR SPEAKING WITH US
TODAY, AND WE'RE SORRY FOR HOW

>> THANKS FOR SPEAKING WITH US
TODAY, AND WE'RE SORRY FOR HOW
EVERYTHING HAD TO GO DOWN.

TODAY, AND WE'RE SORRY FOR HOW
EVERYTHING HAD TO GO DOWN.
>> OH, KATY, DON'T DO THAT.

EVERYTHING HAD TO GO DOWN.
>> OH, KATY, DON'T DO THAT.
YOU'VE MADE IT VERY CLEAR THAT

>> OH, KATY, DON'T DO THAT.
YOU'VE MADE IT VERY CLEAR THAT
I'M NOT WELCOME HERE, SO GOOD

YOU'VE MADE IT VERY CLEAR THAT
I'M NOT WELCOME HERE, SO GOOD
JOB.

I'M NOT WELCOME HERE, SO GOOD
JOB.
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.

JOB.
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.
YOU'RE GOING TO MISS THIS

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.
YOU'RE GOING TO MISS THIS
CHINESE SPY BALLOON -- I MEAN,

YOU'RE GOING TO MISS THIS
CHINESE SPY BALLOON -- I MEAN,
NORMAL BALLOON.

CHINESE SPY BALLOON -- I MEAN,
NORMAL BALLOON.
WELL, WHATEVER.

NORMAL BALLOON.
WELL, WHATEVER.
YOU ALREADY HAVE YOUR DATA.

WELL, WHATEVER.
YOU ALREADY HAVE YOUR DATA.
AND LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S

YOU ALREADY HAVE YOUR DATA.
AND LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S
SATURDAY NIGHT!

AND LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S
SATURDAY NIGHT!
>> Announcer: IT'S "SATURDAY

SATURDAY NIGHT!
>> Announcer: IT'S "SATURDAY
NIGHT LIVE."

>> Announcer: IT'S "SATURDAY
NIGHT LIVE."
WITH --

FEATURING --

MUSICAL GUEST, COLDPLAY.
AND YOUR HOST, PEDRO PASCAL.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PEDRO

AND YOUR HOST, PEDRO PASCAL.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PEDRO
PASCAL!

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PEDRO
PASCAL!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

PASCAL!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

>> THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
I'M SO EXCITED TO BE HERE.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
I'M SO EXCITED TO BE HERE.
THANK YOU.

I'M SO EXCITED TO BE HERE.
THANK YOU.
I SPENT THE LAST YEAR SHOOTING A

THANK YOU.
I SPENT THE LAST YEAR SHOOTING A
SHOW CALLED "THE LAST OF US" ON

I SPENT THE LAST YEAR SHOOTING A
SHOW CALLED "THE LAST OF US" ON
HBO.

SHOW CALLED "THE LAST OF US" ON
HBO.
FOR SOME HBO SHOES, YOU GET TO

HBO.
FOR SOME HBO SHOES, YOU GET TO
SHOOT IN A FIVE STAR ITALIAN

FOR SOME HBO SHOES, YOU GET TO
SHOOT IN A FIVE STAR ITALIAN
RESORT SURROUNDED BY BEAUTIFUL

SHOOT IN A FIVE STAR ITALIAN
RESORT SURROUNDED BY BEAUTIFUL
PEOPLE, BUT I SAID, NO, THAT'S

RESORT SURROUNDED BY BEAUTIFUL
PEOPLE, BUT I SAID, NO, THAT'S
TOO EASY.

PEOPLE, BUT I SAID, NO, THAT'S
TOO EASY.
I WANT TO SHOOT IN A FREEZING

TOO EASY.
I WANT TO SHOOT IN A FREEZING
CANADIAN FOREST WHILE BEING

I WANT TO SHOOT IN A FREEZING
CANADIAN FOREST WHILE BEING
CHASED AROUND BY A GUY WHOSE

CANADIAN FOREST WHILE BEING
CHASED AROUND BY A GUY WHOSE
HEAD LOOKS LIKE A GENITAL WART.

CHASED AROUND BY A GUY WHOSE
HEAD LOOKS LIKE A GENITAL WART.
IT IS AN HONOR BEING A PART OF

HEAD LOOKS LIKE A GENITAL WART.
IT IS AN HONOR BEING A PART OF
THESE HUGE FRANCHISEs LIKE "GAME

IT IS AN HONOR BEING A PART OF
THESE HUGE FRANCHISEs LIKE "GAME
OF THRONES" AND "STAR WARS," BUT

THESE HUGE FRANCHISEs LIKE "GAME
OF THRONES" AND "STAR WARS," BUT
I'M STILL GETTING USED TO PEOPLE

OF THRONES" AND "STAR WARS," BUT
I'M STILL GETTING USED TO PEOPLE
RECOGNIZING ME.

I'M STILL GETTING USED TO PEOPLE
RECOGNIZING ME.
THE OTHER DAY, A GUY STOPPED ME

RECOGNIZING ME.
THE OTHER DAY, A GUY STOPPED ME
ON THE STREET AND SAYS, MY SON

THE OTHER DAY, A GUY STOPPED ME
ON THE STREET AND SAYS, MY SON
LOVES "THE MANDALORIAN" AND THE

ON THE STREET AND SAYS, MY SON
LOVES "THE MANDALORIAN" AND THE
NEXT THING I KNOW, I'M FACE

LOVES "THE MANDALORIAN" AND THE
NEXT THING I KNOW, I'M FACE
TIMING WITH A 6-YEAR-OLD WHO HAS

NEXT THING I KNOW, I'M FACE
TIMING WITH A 6-YEAR-OLD WHO HAS
NO IDEA WHO I AM BECAUSE MY

TIMING WITH A 6-YEAR-OLD WHO HAS
NO IDEA WHO I AM BECAUSE MY
CHARACTER WEARS A MASK THE

NO IDEA WHO I AM BECAUSE MY
CHARACTER WEARS A MASK THE
ENTIRE SHOW.

CHARACTER WEARS A MASK THE
ENTIRE SHOW.
THE GUY IS LIKE, DO THE MANDO

ENTIRE SHOW.
THE GUY IS LIKE, DO THE MANDO
VOICE, BUT IT'S LIKE A BEDROOM

THE GUY IS LIKE, DO THE MANDO
VOICE, BUT IT'S LIKE A BEDROOM
VOICE.

VOICE, BUT IT'S LIKE A BEDROOM
VOICE.
WITHOUT THE MASK, IT JUST SOUNDS

VOICE.
WITHOUT THE MASK, IT JUST SOUNDS
PORNY.

WITHOUT THE MASK, IT JUST SOUNDS
PORNY.
PEOPLE WALKING BY ON THE STREET

PORNY.
PEOPLE WALKING BY ON THE STREET
SEE ME WHISPERING TO A

PEOPLE WALKING BY ON THE STREET
SEE ME WHISPERING TO A
6-YEAR-OLD KID.

SEE ME WHISPERING TO A
6-YEAR-OLD KID.
I CAN BRING YOU IN WARM, OR I

6-YEAR-OLD KID.
I CAN BRING YOU IN WARM, OR I
CAN BRING YOU IN COLD.

I CAN BRING YOU IN WARM, OR I
CAN BRING YOU IN COLD.
EVEN THOUGH I CAME TO THE U.S.

CAN BRING YOU IN COLD.
EVEN THOUGH I CAME TO THE U.S.
WHEN I WAS LITTLE, I WAS BORN IN

EVEN THOUGH I CAME TO THE U.S.
WHEN I WAS LITTLE, I WAS BORN IN
CHILE, AND I HAVE 34 FIRST

WHEN I WAS LITTLE, I WAS BORN IN
CHILE, AND I HAVE 34 FIRST
COUSINS WHO ARE STILL THERE.

CHILE, AND I HAVE 34 FIRST
COUSINS WHO ARE STILL THERE.
THEY'RE VERY PROUD OF ME.

COUSINS WHO ARE STILL THERE.
THEY'RE VERY PROUD OF ME.
I KNOW THEY'RE PROUD BECAUSE

THEY'RE VERY PROUD OF ME.
I KNOW THEY'RE PROUD BECAUSE
THEY GIVE MY PHONE NUMBER TO

I KNOW THEY'RE PROUD BECAUSE
THEY GIVE MY PHONE NUMBER TO
EVERY PERSON THEY MEET, WHICH

THEY GIVE MY PHONE NUMBER TO
EVERY PERSON THEY MEET, WHICH
MEANS EVERY DAY, SOMEONE IN

EVERY PERSON THEY MEET, WHICH
MEANS EVERY DAY, SOMEONE IN
SANTIAGO WILL TEXT ME STUFF

MEANS EVERY DAY, SOMEONE IN
SANTIAGO WILL TEXT ME STUFF
LIKE, CAN YOU COME TO MY

SANTIAGO WILL TEXT ME STUFF
LIKE, CAN YOU COME TO MY
WEDDING, OR CAN YOU SING MY

LIKE, CAN YOU COME TO MY
WEDDING, OR CAN YOU SING MY
PRIEST HAPPY BIRTHDAY, OR IS

WEDDING, OR CAN YOU SING MY
PRIEST HAPPY BIRTHDAY, OR IS
BABY YODA MEAN IN REAL LIFE.

PRIEST HAPPY BIRTHDAY, OR IS
BABY YODA MEAN IN REAL LIFE.
SO I HAVE TO BE LIKE NO, NO, AND

BABY YODA MEAN IN REAL LIFE.
SO I HAVE TO BE LIKE NO, NO, AND
HIS NAME IS GROGU.

SO I HAVE TO BE LIKE NO, NO, AND
HIS NAME IS GROGU.
BUT MY COUSINS WEREN'T ALWAYS SO

HIS NAME IS GROGU.
BUT MY COUSINS WEREN'T ALWAYS SO
PROUD.

BUT MY COUSINS WEREN'T ALWAYS SO
PROUD.
EARLY IN MY CAREER, I PLAYED

PROUD.
EARLY IN MY CAREER, I PLAYED
SMALL PARTS IN EVERY CRIME SHOW.

EARLY IN MY CAREER, I PLAYED
SMALL PARTS IN EVERY CRIME SHOW.
I EVEN PLAYED TWO DIFFERENT

SMALL PARTS IN EVERY CRIME SHOW.
I EVEN PLAYED TWO DIFFERENT
CHARACTERS ON "LAW AND ORDER."

I EVEN PLAYED TWO DIFFERENT
CHARACTERS ON "LAW AND ORDER."
TITO CABASSA WHO LOOKED LIKE

CHARACTERS ON "LAW AND ORDER."
TITO CABASSA WHO LOOKED LIKE
THIS.

TITO CABASSA WHO LOOKED LIKE
THIS.
AND ONE YEAR LATER, I PLAYED

THIS.
AND ONE YEAR LATER, I PLAYED
REGGIE LUCKMAN WHO LOOKS LIKE

AND ONE YEAR LATER, I PLAYED
REGGIE LUCKMAN WHO LOOKS LIKE
THIS.

REGGIE LUCKMAN WHO LOOKS LIKE
THIS.
AND THAT, MY FRIENDS, IS CALLED

THIS.
AND THAT, MY FRIENDS, IS CALLED
RANGE.

AND THAT, MY FRIENDS, IS CALLED
RANGE.
BUT IT IS AMAZING TO BE HERE,

RANGE.
BUT IT IS AMAZING TO BE HERE,
LIKE I SAID.

BUT IT IS AMAZING TO BE HERE,
LIKE I SAID.
I WAS BORN IN CHILE, AND NINE

LIKE I SAID.
I WAS BORN IN CHILE, AND NINE
MONTHS LATER, MY PARENTS FLED

I WAS BORN IN CHILE, AND NINE
MONTHS LATER, MY PARENTS FLED
AND BROUGHT ME AND MY SISTER TO

MONTHS LATER, MY PARENTS FLED
AND BROUGHT ME AND MY SISTER TO
THE U.S.

AND BROUGHT ME AND MY SISTER TO
THE U.S.
THEY WERE SO BRAVE, AND WITHOUT

THE U.S.
THEY WERE SO BRAVE, AND WITHOUT
THEM, I WOULDN'T BE HERE IN THIS

THEY WERE SO BRAVE, AND WITHOUT
THEM, I WOULDN'T BE HERE IN THIS
WONDERFUL COUNTRY, AND I

THEM, I WOULDN'T BE HERE IN THIS
WONDERFUL COUNTRY, AND I
CERTAINLY WOULDN'T BE STANDING

WONDERFUL COUNTRY, AND I
CERTAINLY WOULDN'T BE STANDING
HERE WITH YOU ALL TONIGHT.

CERTAINLY WOULDN'T BE STANDING
HERE WITH YOU ALL TONIGHT.
SO TO ALL MY FAMILY WATCHING IN

HERE WITH YOU ALL TONIGHT.
SO TO ALL MY FAMILY WATCHING IN
CHILE, I WANT TO SAY

SO TO ALL MY FAMILY WATCHING IN
CHILE, I WANT TO SAY
[ SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH ]

CHILE, I WANT TO SAY
[ SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH ]
WHICH MEANS, I LOVE YOU, I MISS

[ SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH ]
WHICH MEANS, I LOVE YOU, I MISS
YOU, AND STOP GIVING OUT MY

WHICH MEANS, I LOVE YOU, I MISS
YOU, AND STOP GIVING OUT MY
PHONE NUMBER.

YOU, AND STOP GIVING OUT MY
PHONE NUMBER.
WE'VE GOT AN AMAZING SHOW FOR

PHONE NUMBER.
WE'VE GOT AN AMAZING SHOW FOR
YOU TONIGHT.

WE'VE GOT AN AMAZING SHOW FOR
YOU TONIGHT.
COLDPLAY IS HERE, SO STICK

>>> IT'S TIME FOR THE BIG
HOLLYWOOD QUIZ.
HERE'S YOUR HOST, JACK DELL MAR.

HOLLYWOOD QUIZ.
HERE'S YOUR HOST, JACK DELL MAR.
♪ LIGHTS SHINE SO BRIGHTLY,

HERE'S YOUR HOST, JACK DELL MAR.
♪ LIGHTS SHINE SO BRIGHTLY,
TONIGHT WE DELIGHT IN JAMES DEAN

♪ LIGHTS SHINE SO BRIGHTLY,
TONIGHT WE DELIGHT IN JAMES DEAN
AND GENE HARLOW ♪

TONIGHT WE DELIGHT IN JAMES DEAN
AND GENE HARLOW ♪
♪ ON THE BIG HOLLYWOOD QUIZ ♪

AND GENE HARLOW ♪
♪ ON THE BIG HOLLYWOOD QUIZ ♪
THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

♪ ON THE BIG HOLLYWOOD QUIZ ♪
THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
WELCOME TO THE SHOW THAT'S ALL

THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
WELCOME TO THE SHOW THAT'S ALL
ABOUT ENTERTAINMENT.

WELCOME TO THE SHOW THAT'S ALL
ABOUT ENTERTAINMENT.
LET'S MEET OUR CONTESTANTS.

ABOUT ENTERTAINMENT.
LET'S MEET OUR CONTESTANTS.
FIRST, ROBERT IS A PROFESSOR OF

LET'S MEET OUR CONTESTANTS.
FIRST, ROBERT IS A PROFESSOR OF
FILM STUDIES AT TISCH SCHOOL OF

FIRST, ROBERT IS A PROFESSOR OF
FILM STUDIES AT TISCH SCHOOL OF
THE ARTS.

FILM STUDIES AT TISCH SCHOOL OF
THE ARTS.
>> GREAT TO BE HERE.

THE ARTS.
>> GREAT TO BE HERE.
>> FINALLY, MARY HOSTS HER OWN

>> GREAT TO BE HERE.
>> FINALLY, MARY HOSTS HER OWN
SHOW ON THE HISTORY OF

>> FINALLY, MARY HOSTS HER OWN
SHOW ON THE HISTORY OF
HOLLYWOOD.

SHOW ON THE HISTORY OF
HOLLYWOOD.
WHAT KIND OF SHOW WAS IT, MARY?

HOLLYWOOD.
WHAT KIND OF SHOW WAS IT, MARY?
>> IT'S A PODCAST.

WHAT KIND OF SHOW WAS IT, MARY?
>> IT'S A PODCAST.
>> OH, OKAY.

>> IT'S A PODCAST.
>> OH, OKAY.
WELL, OUR CATEGORIES ARE, THE

>> OH, OKAY.
WELL, OUR CATEGORIES ARE, THE
MOVIES, THE SHOWS, THE STARS,

WELL, OUR CATEGORIES ARE, THE
MOVIES, THE SHOWS, THE STARS,
AND HOORAY.

MOVIES, THE SHOWS, THE STARS,
AND HOORAY.
ROBERT, YOU'RE FIRST.

AND HOORAY.
ROBERT, YOU'RE FIRST.
>> THANKS, JACK, WE GOT TO START

ROBERT, YOU'RE FIRST.
>> THANKS, JACK, WE GOT TO START
WITH MOVIES.

>> THANKS, JACK, WE GOT TO START
WITH MOVIES.
>> WE GOT TO.

WITH MOVIES.
>> WE GOT TO.
THIS QUESTION IS FROM THE 1950s.

>> WE GOT TO.
THIS QUESTION IS FROM THE 1950s.
IN ALL ABOUT EVE, SHE SAID,

THIS QUESTION IS FROM THE 1950s.
IN ALL ABOUT EVE, SHE SAID,
FASTEN YOUR SEAT BELTS, IT'S

IN ALL ABOUT EVE, SHE SAID,
FASTEN YOUR SEAT BELTS, IT'S
GOING TO BE A BUMPY RIDE.

FASTEN YOUR SEAT BELTS, IT'S
GOING TO BE A BUMPY RIDE.
ROBERT, YOU BUZZED IN FIRST.

GOING TO BE A BUMPY RIDE.
ROBERT, YOU BUZZED IN FIRST.
>> THE ONE AND ONLY BETTY DAVIS.

ROBERT, YOU BUZZED IN FIRST.
>> THE ONE AND ONLY BETTY DAVIS.
>> YES, THAT'S $500.

>> THE ONE AND ONLY BETTY DAVIS.
>> YES, THAT'S $500.
THIS SHOW IS FROM THE '80s.

>> YES, THAT'S $500.
THIS SHOW IS FROM THE '80s.
IN 1983, THIS TV SHOW SET IN THE

THIS SHOW IS FROM THE '80s.
IN 1983, THIS TV SHOW SET IN THE
KOREAN WAR HAD A FINALE WATCHED

IN 1983, THIS TV SHOW SET IN THE
KOREAN WAR HAD A FINALE WATCHED
BY OVER 100 MILLION VIEWERS.

KOREAN WAR HAD A FINALE WATCHED
BY OVER 100 MILLION VIEWERS.
>> MASH AND IT WAS WATCHED BY

BY OVER 100 MILLION VIEWERS.
>> MASH AND IT WAS WATCHED BY
106 MILLION.

>> MASH AND IT WAS WATCHED BY
106 MILLION.
>> THAT'S IT.

106 MILLION.
>> THAT'S IT.
$500 FOR YOU.

>> THAT'S IT.
$500 FOR YOU.
GREAT JOB.

$500 FOR YOU.
GREAT JOB.
NOW LET'S GO OVER TO THE 2020s.

GREAT JOB.
NOW LET'S GO OVER TO THE 2020s.
THIS BREAKOUT HIT IS THE CURRENT

NOW LET'S GO OVER TO THE 2020s.
THIS BREAKOUT HIT IS THE CURRENT
NUMBER ONE SHOW ON NETFLIX.

THIS BREAKOUT HIT IS THE CURRENT
NUMBER ONE SHOW ON NETFLIX.
IT'S GINNY AND -- ANYONE?

NUMBER ONE SHOW ON NETFLIX.
IT'S GINNY AND -- ANYONE?
IT'S THE MOST WATCHED SHOW ON

IT'S GINNY AND -- ANYONE?
IT'S THE MOST WATCHED SHOW ON
THE MOST WATCHED STREAMING

IT'S THE MOST WATCHED SHOW ON
THE MOST WATCHED STREAMING
SERVICE IN THE WORLD.

THE MOST WATCHED STREAMING
SERVICE IN THE WORLD.
NO?

SERVICE IN THE WORLD.
NO?
GINNY AND --

NO?
GINNY AND --
>> JUICE?

GINNY AND --
>> JUICE?
>> NO.

>> JUICE?
>> NO.
IT WAS GINNY AND GEORGIA.

>> NO.
IT WAS GINNY AND GEORGIA.
SEASON TWO.

IT WAS GINNY AND GEORGIA.
SEASON TWO.
>> IS THAT FROM EUROPE?

SEASON TWO.
>> IS THAT FROM EUROPE?
>> NO.

>> IS THAT FROM EUROPE?
>> NO.
IT'S TOTALLY AMERICAN.

>> NO.
IT'S TOTALLY AMERICAN.
OKAY.

IT'S TOTALLY AMERICAN.
OKAY.
ROBERT, PICK A CATEGORY.

OKAY.
ROBERT, PICK A CATEGORY.
>> LET'S GO TO HOORA WHY.

ROBERT, PICK A CATEGORY.
>> LET'S GO TO HOORA WHY.
>> THESE ARE ALL ABOUT AWARDS.

>> LET'S GO TO HOORA WHY.
>> THESE ARE ALL ABOUT AWARDS.
STICKING WITH THE 2020s.

>> THESE ARE ALL ABOUT AWARDS.
STICKING WITH THE 2020s.
THIS FILM WRITTEN AND DIRECTED

STICKING WITH THE 2020s.
THIS FILM WRITTEN AND DIRECTED
BY SARAH POLLEY HAS BEEN

THIS FILM WRITTEN AND DIRECTED
BY SARAH POLLEY HAS BEEN
NOMINATED FOR BEST PICTURE THIS

BY SARAH POLLEY HAS BEEN
NOMINATED FOR BEST PICTURE THIS
YEAR.

NOMINATED FOR BEST PICTURE THIS
YEAR.
NO ONE?

YEAR.
NO ONE?
I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT.

NO ONE?
I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT.
IT HAS AN ALL FEMALE CAST

I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT.
IT HAS AN ALL FEMALE CAST
FEATURING OSCAR WINNER FRANCIS

IT HAS AN ALL FEMALE CAST
FEATURING OSCAR WINNER FRANCIS
McDORMAND.

FEATURING OSCAR WINNER FRANCIS
McDORMAND.
>> 80 FOR BRADY.

McDORMAND.
>> 80 FOR BRADY.
>> NO.

>> 80 FOR BRADY.
>> NO.
ANYONE ELSE?

>> NO.
ANYONE ELSE?
>> CAN YOU GIVE US A HINT?

ANYONE ELSE?
>> CAN YOU GIVE US A HINT?
>> IT'S WOMEN TALKING.

>> CAN YOU GIVE US A HINT?
>> IT'S WOMEN TALKING.
>> BE MORE SPECIFIC.

>> IT'S WOMEN TALKING.
>> BE MORE SPECIFIC.
>> NO.

>> BE MORE SPECIFIC.
>> NO.
THAT'S THE TITLE.

>> NO.
THAT'S THE TITLE.
WOMEN TALKING.

THAT'S THE TITLE.
WOMEN TALKING.
THE WONDERFUL FILM.

WOMEN TALKING.
THE WONDERFUL FILM.
DO YOU ALL WATCH MUCH TV OR

THE WONDERFUL FILM.
DO YOU ALL WATCH MUCH TV OR
MOVIES?

DO YOU ALL WATCH MUCH TV OR
MOVIES?
>> I DO.

MOVIES?
>> I DO.
AT LEAST 12 HOURS A DAY.

>> I DO.
AT LEAST 12 HOURS A DAY.
>> YIKES.

AT LEAST 12 HOURS A DAY.
>> YIKES.
HERE'S THE NEXT QUESTION.

>> YIKES.
HERE'S THE NEXT QUESTION.
JUST LAST WEEK, ANDREA WAS

HERE'S THE NEXT QUESTION.
JUST LAST WEEK, ANDREA WAS
NOMINATED FOR AN OSCAR FOR HER

JUST LAST WEEK, ANDREA WAS
NOMINATED FOR AN OSCAR FOR HER
ROLE IN WHICH MOVIE?

NOMINATED FOR AN OSCAR FOR HER
ROLE IN WHICH MOVIE?
ANYONE?

ROLE IN WHICH MOVIE?
ANYONE?
ANDREA.

ANYONE?
ANDREA.
THEY SAY IT WAS THE BEST

ANDREA.
THEY SAY IT WAS THE BEST
PERFORMANCE OF HER CAREER.

THEY SAY IT WAS THE BEST
PERFORMANCE OF HER CAREER.
>> CAREER?

PERFORMANCE OF HER CAREER.
>> CAREER?
>> IT WAS TO LESLIE.

>> CAREER?
>> IT WAS TO LESLIE.
THAT'S RIGHT, TO LESLIE.

>> IT WAS TO LESLIE.
THAT'S RIGHT, TO LESLIE.
IT'S GREAT.

THAT'S RIGHT, TO LESLIE.
IT'S GREAT.
YOU SHOULD REALLY SEE IT BECAUSE

IT'S GREAT.
YOU SHOULD REALLY SEE IT BECAUSE
SO FAR, IT'S MADE $27,300.

YOU SHOULD REALLY SEE IT BECAUSE
SO FAR, IT'S MADE $27,300.
>> OKAY.

SO FAR, IT'S MADE $27,300.
>> OKAY.
THAT'S NOT A LOT FOR OPENING

>> OKAY.
THAT'S NOT A LOT FOR OPENING
WEEKEND.

THAT'S NOT A LOT FOR OPENING
WEEKEND.
>> IT'S BEEN OUT FOR FOUR

WEEKEND.
>> IT'S BEEN OUT FOR FOUR
MONTHS.

>> IT'S BEEN OUT FOR FOUR
MONTHS.
>> CAN I MAKE A REQUEST?

MONTHS.
>> CAN I MAKE A REQUEST?
CAN WE DO A QUESTION WITH SOME

>> CAN I MAKE A REQUEST?
CAN WE DO A QUESTION WITH SOME
BIG MOVIE STARS, PEOPLE WE WOULD

CAN WE DO A QUESTION WITH SOME
BIG MOVIE STARS, PEOPLE WE WOULD
ALL KNOW.

BIG MOVIE STARS, PEOPLE WE WOULD
ALL KNOW.
>> LIKE WHO?

ALL KNOW.
>> LIKE WHO?
>> NICOLE KIDMAN.

>> LIKE WHO?
>> NICOLE KIDMAN.
>> ABSOLUTELY.

>> NICOLE KIDMAN.
>> ABSOLUTELY.
THIS PAST YEAR NICOLE KIDMAN

>> ABSOLUTELY.
THIS PAST YEAR NICOLE KIDMAN
STARRED IN THIS DARKLY FEMINIST

THIS PAST YEAR NICOLE KIDMAN
STARRED IN THIS DARKLY FEMINIST
DRAMA ON APPLE TV.

STARRED IN THIS DARKLY FEMINIST
DRAMA ON APPLE TV.
>> WEDNESDAY?

DRAMA ON APPLE TV.
>> WEDNESDAY?
>> NO.

>> WEDNESDAY?
>> NO.
ANYONE?

>> NO.
ANYONE?
NOBODY?

ANYONE?
NOBODY?
IT WAS ROAR.

NOBODY?
IT WAS ROAR.
THAT'S RIGHT, ROAR.

IT WAS ROAR.
THAT'S RIGHT, ROAR.
>> NO.

THAT'S RIGHT, ROAR.
>> NO.
>> YES.

>> NO.
>> YES.
OKAY.

>> YES.
OKAY.
LET'S DO SAMUEL L. JACKSON.

OKAY.
LET'S DO SAMUEL L. JACKSON.
EVERYONE KNOWS HIM, RIGHT?

LET'S DO SAMUEL L. JACKSON.
EVERYONE KNOWS HIM, RIGHT?
THIS PAST YEAR, SAMUEL L.

EVERYONE KNOWS HIM, RIGHT?
THIS PAST YEAR, SAMUEL L.
JACKSON STARRED IN THIS

THIS PAST YEAR, SAMUEL L.
JACKSON STARRED IN THIS
CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED DRAMA ON

JACKSON STARRED IN THIS
CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED DRAMA ON
APPLE TV.

CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED DRAMA ON
APPLE TV.
>> WEDNESDAY.

APPLE TV.
>> WEDNESDAY.
>> NO.

>> WEDNESDAY.
>> NO.
SORRY.

>> NO.
SORRY.
IT WAS THE LAST DAYS OF PETOLOME

SORRY.
IT WAS THE LAST DAYS OF PETOLOME
GRAY.

IT WAS THE LAST DAYS OF PETOLOME
GRAY.
>> COME ON.

GRAY.
>> COME ON.
YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.

>> COME ON.
YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.
>> I'M PETOTALLY SERIOUS.

YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.
>> I'M PETOTALLY SERIOUS.
>> I'M SURE THOSE SHOWS ARE

>> I'M PETOTALLY SERIOUS.
>> I'M SURE THOSE SHOWS ARE
GREAT, BUT WHERE DID ALL THE

>> I'M SURE THOSE SHOWS ARE
GREAT, BUT WHERE DID ALL THE
POPULAR MOVIES GO?

GREAT, BUT WHERE DID ALL THE
POPULAR MOVIES GO?
>> THEY'RE STILL HERE.

POPULAR MOVIES GO?
>> THEY'RE STILL HERE.
YOU CAN WATCH THEM ON YOUR PHONE

>> THEY'RE STILL HERE.
YOU CAN WATCH THEM ON YOUR PHONE
ON THE TOILET.

YOU CAN WATCH THEM ON YOUR PHONE
ON THE TOILET.
OKAY.

ON THE TOILET.
OKAY.
SINCE NO ONE IS IN THE LEAD,

OKAY.
SINCE NO ONE IS IN THE LEAD,
LET'S MOVE ON TO THE SPEED

SINCE NO ONE IS IN THE LEAD,
LET'S MOVE ON TO THE SPEED
ROUND.

LET'S MOVE ON TO THE SPEED
ROUND.
ROBERT, YOU'RE STILL IN CONTROL.

ROUND.
ROBERT, YOU'RE STILL IN CONTROL.
OUR ERA IS THE '80s.

ROBERT, YOU'RE STILL IN CONTROL.
OUR ERA IS THE '80s.
>> GREAT.

OUR ERA IS THE '80s.
>> GREAT.
>> THE YEAR 1989 FEATURED MOVIES

>> GREAT.
>> THE YEAR 1989 FEATURED MOVIES
LIKE THE LITTLE MERMAID, WHEN

>> THE YEAR 1989 FEATURED MOVIES
LIKE THE LITTLE MERMAID, WHEN
HARRY MET SALLY, BATMAN, DEAD

LIKE THE LITTLE MERMAID, WHEN
HARRY MET SALLY, BATMAN, DEAD
POETS SOCIETY, AND DO THE RIGHT

HARRY MET SALLY, BATMAN, DEAD
POETS SOCIETY, AND DO THE RIGHT
THING.

POETS SOCIETY, AND DO THE RIGHT
THING.
ROBERT, NAME THREE MOVIES FROM

THING.
ROBERT, NAME THREE MOVIES FROM
THE PAST FIVE YEARS.

ROBERT, NAME THREE MOVIES FROM
THE PAST FIVE YEARS.
>> OH, WOW.

THE PAST FIVE YEARS.
>> OH, WOW.
THREE?

>> OH, WOW.
THREE?
OKAY.

THREE?
OKAY.
WOW.

OKAY.
WOW.
"TOP GUN."

WOW.
"TOP GUN."
>> OKAY.

"TOP GUN."
>> OKAY.
THAT'S ONE.

>> OKAY.
THAT'S ONE.
>> GREAT.

THAT'S ONE.
>> GREAT.
OH, GOSH.

>> GREAT.
OH, GOSH.
THE HANGOVER?

OH, GOSH.
THE HANGOVER?
>> THAT WAS 20 YEARS AGO.

THE HANGOVER?
>> THAT WAS 20 YEARS AGO.
>> THE NIGHT.

>> THAT WAS 20 YEARS AGO.
>> THE NIGHT.
MAN.

>> THE NIGHT.
MAN.
>> SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE JUST

MAN.
>> SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE JUST
SAYING WORDS.

>> SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE JUST
SAYING WORDS.
COME ON.

SAYING WORDS.
COME ON.
ALL YOU NEED IS ONE.

COME ON.
ALL YOU NEED IS ONE.
CAN'T YOU JUST NAME ONE MORE

ALL YOU NEED IS ONE.
CAN'T YOU JUST NAME ONE MORE
MOVIE?

CAN'T YOU JUST NAME ONE MORE
MOVIE?
>> NOPE.

MOVIE?
>> NOPE.
>> THAT'S RIGHT, NOPE!

>> NOPE.
>> THAT'S RIGHT, NOPE!
YOU WON THE SPEED ROUND.

>> THAT'S RIGHT, NOPE!
YOU WON THE SPEED ROUND.
>> YEA!

YOU WON THE SPEED ROUND.
>> YEA!
WHY?

>> YEA!
WHY?
>> JUST TAKE THE WIN, ROBERT.

WHY?
>> JUST TAKE THE WIN, ROBERT.
WHEN WE COME BACK, THESE THREE

>> JUST TAKE THE WIN, ROBERT.
WHEN WE COME BACK, THESE THREE
WILL TRY TO GUESS WHAT JULIA

WHEN WE COME BACK, THESE THREE
WILL TRY TO GUESS WHAT JULIA
ROBERTS IS DOING ON STARZ.

WILL TRY TO GUESS WHAT JULIA
ROBERTS IS DOING ON STARZ.
BYE!

ROBERTS IS DOING ON STARZ.
BYE!
>>> HBO'S THE LAST OF US IS A

BYE!
>>> HBO'S THE LAST OF US IS A
HIT SO A VIDEO GAME CAN BECOME A

>>> HBO'S THE LAST OF US IS A
HIT SO A VIDEO GAME CAN BECOME A
PRESTIGE DRAMA IN SPRING, HBO IS

HIT SO A VIDEO GAME CAN BECOME A
PRESTIGE DRAMA IN SPRING, HBO IS
DOING IT AGAIN WITH ANOTHER

PRESTIGE DRAMA IN SPRING, HBO IS
DOING IT AGAIN WITH ANOTHER
ICONIC GAME.

DOING IT AGAIN WITH ANOTHER
ICONIC GAME.
>> IT'S BEEN TEN YEARS SINCE OUR

ICONIC GAME.
>> IT'S BEEN TEN YEARS SINCE OUR
KINGDOM FELL.

>> IT'S BEEN TEN YEARS SINCE OUR
KINGDOM FELL.
THE ONLY THING WE HAVE LEFT,

KINGDOM FELL.
THE ONLY THING WE HAVE LEFT,
HOPE.

THE ONLY THING WE HAVE LEFT,
HOPE.
>> I HAVE IMPORTANT CARGO I NEED

HOPE.
>> I HAVE IMPORTANT CARGO I NEED
SMUGGLED TO RAINBOW ROAD.

>> I HAVE IMPORTANT CARGO I NEED
SMUGGLED TO RAINBOW ROAD.
PEOPLE SAY YOU USED TO DRIVE.

SMUGGLED TO RAINBOW ROAD.
PEOPLE SAY YOU USED TO DRIVE.
>> PEOPLE SAY A LOT OF THINGS.

PEOPLE SAY YOU USED TO DRIVE.
>> PEOPLE SAY A LOT OF THINGS.
>> YOU GOT A NAME?

>> PEOPLE SAY A LOT OF THINGS.
>> YOU GOT A NAME?
>> IT'S A-ME, MARIO.

>> YOU GOT A NAME?
>> IT'S A-ME, MARIO.
WHAT'S IN THE CARGO?

>> IT'S A-ME, MARIO.
WHAT'S IN THE CARGO?
>> NOT WHAT.

WHAT'S IN THE CARGO?
>> NOT WHAT.
WHO.

>> NOT WHAT.
WHO.
SHE'S A PRINCESS.

WHO.
SHE'S A PRINCESS.
AT LEAST SHE WAS UNTIL HE TOOK

SHE'S A PRINCESS.
AT LEAST SHE WAS UNTIL HE TOOK
OVER.

AT LEAST SHE WAS UNTIL HE TOOK
OVER.
>> WE'LL NEVER MAKE IT ON FOOT.

OVER.
>> WE'LL NEVER MAKE IT ON FOOT.
>> YOU WON'T HAVE TO.

>> WE'LL NEVER MAKE IT ON FOOT.
>> YOU WON'T HAVE TO.
>> LET'S A-GO.

>> YOU WON'T HAVE TO.
>> LET'S A-GO.
>> FROM THE PRODUCERS OF THE

>> LET'S A-GO.
>> FROM THE PRODUCERS OF THE
LAST OF US AND THE MASTER STORY

>> FROM THE PRODUCERS OF THE
LAST OF US AND THE MASTER STORY
TELLERS BEHIND MARIO CARTS 1

LAST OF US AND THE MASTER STORY
TELLERS BEHIND MARIO CARTS 1
THROUGH 8.

TELLERS BEHIND MARIO CARTS 1
THROUGH 8.
>> WHAT'S IT LIKE OUT HERE?

THROUGH 8.
>> WHAT'S IT LIKE OUT HERE?
>> COMING OUT HERE ISN'T A GAME.

>> WHAT'S IT LIKE OUT HERE?
>> COMING OUT HERE ISN'T A GAME.
IF WE'RE GOING TO MAKE IT, WE

>> COMING OUT HERE ISN'T A GAME.
IF WE'RE GOING TO MAKE IT, WE
NEED ALL THE HELP WE CAN GET.

IF WE'RE GOING TO MAKE IT, WE
NEED ALL THE HELP WE CAN GET.
>> IT'S A-LUIGI TIME.

NEED ALL THE HELP WE CAN GET.
>> IT'S A-LUIGI TIME.
>> EVERYONE ON THIS ROAD WANTS

>> IT'S A-LUIGI TIME.
>> EVERYONE ON THIS ROAD WANTS
US DEAD.

>> EVERYONE ON THIS ROAD WANTS
US DEAD.
>> WHAT IS THAT THING?

US DEAD.
>> WHAT IS THAT THING?
>> GOOMBA.

>> WHAT IS THAT THING?
>> GOOMBA.
FUNGUS, WEARING SHOES FOR LEGS.

>> GOOMBA.
FUNGUS, WEARING SHOES FOR LEGS.
>> DRAMATIC HBO CHARACTERS.

FUNGUS, WEARING SHOES FOR LEGS.
>> DRAMATIC HBO CHARACTERS.
>> I'M YOSHI.

>> DRAMATIC HBO CHARACTERS.
>> I'M YOSHI.
I'M BISEXUAL.

>> I'M YOSHI.
I'M BISEXUAL.
>> NAME'S TOAD.

I'M BISEXUAL.
>> NAME'S TOAD.
ALSO, I'M BISEXUAL.

>> NAME'S TOAD.
ALSO, I'M BISEXUAL.
>> HBO PICKED THE WRONG GAME TO

ALSO, I'M BISEXUAL.
>> HBO PICKED THE WRONG GAME TO
DO THIS WITH, RAVES VARIETY.

>> HBO PICKED THE WRONG GAME TO
DO THIS WITH, RAVES VARIETY.
>> YEAH, THIS AIN'T IT, ADDS THE

DO THIS WITH, RAVES VARIETY.
>> YEAH, THIS AIN'T IT, ADDS THE
NEW YORK TIMES.

>> YEAH, THIS AIN'T IT, ADDS THE
NEW YORK TIMES.
>> YOU EAT THAT POISON?

NEW YORK TIMES.
>> YOU EAT THAT POISON?
>> IT MAKES ME FEEL BIG, OKAY?

>> YOU EAT THAT POISON?
>> IT MAKES ME FEEL BIG, OKAY?
I NEED TO FEEL BIG!

>> IT MAKES ME FEEL BIG, OKAY?
I NEED TO FEEL BIG!
BECAUSE BOWSER'S OUT THERE.

I NEED TO FEEL BIG!
BECAUSE BOWSER'S OUT THERE.
AND HE'S THE MAIN BAD GUY.

BECAUSE BOWSER'S OUT THERE.
AND HE'S THE MAIN BAD GUY.
♪

AND HE'S THE MAIN BAD GUY.
♪
WE'RE OUT THERE IN OUR CARTS,

♪
WE'RE OUT THERE IN OUR CARTS,
AND I NEED YOU TO TRUST ME.

WE'RE OUT THERE IN OUR CARTS,
AND I NEED YOU TO TRUST ME.
I'LL GET YOU TO RAINBOW ROAD.

AND I NEED YOU TO TRUST ME.
I'LL GET YOU TO RAINBOW ROAD.
>> YOU CAN DO THIS!

I'LL GET YOU TO RAINBOW ROAD.
>> YOU CAN DO THIS!
>> NO.

>> YOU CAN DO THIS!
>> NO.
IT'S RED.

>> NO.
IT'S RED.
>> WHAT IF WE CRASH?

IT'S RED.
>> WHAT IF WE CRASH?
>> A LITTLE GUY IN A CLOUD COMES

>> WHAT IF WE CRASH?
>> A LITTLE GUY IN A CLOUD COMES
AND USES A FISHING POLE TO PUT

>> A LITTLE GUY IN A CLOUD COMES
AND USES A FISHING POLE TO PUT
YOU BACK ON THE ROAD.

AND USES A FISHING POLE TO PUT
YOU BACK ON THE ROAD.
>> OH, OKAY.

YOU BACK ON THE ROAD.
>> OH, OKAY.
>>> DOCTOR, I CAN'T BELIEVE

>> OH, OKAY.
>>> DOCTOR, I CAN'T BELIEVE
THIS.

>>> DOCTOR, I CAN'T BELIEVE
THIS.
HOW LONG HAS MY HUSBAND BEEN

THIS.
HOW LONG HAS MY HUSBAND BEEN
AWAKE?

HOW LONG HAS MY HUSBAND BEEN
AWAKE?
>> SINCE THIS MORNING.

AWAKE?
>> SINCE THIS MORNING.
AND HEY, CALL ME DR. JIM.

>> SINCE THIS MORNING.
AND HEY, CALL ME DR. JIM.
HE'S STILL VERY WEAK AFTER THE

AND HEY, CALL ME DR. JIM.
HE'S STILL VERY WEAK AFTER THE
COMA, BUT IT SEEMS LIKE HE WANTS

HE'S STILL VERY WEAK AFTER THE
COMA, BUT IT SEEMS LIKE HE WANTS
TO SPEAK.

COMA, BUT IT SEEMS LIKE HE WANTS
TO SPEAK.
>> OH, MY GOD.

TO SPEAK.
>> OH, MY GOD.
I THOUGHT I LOST MY BEST FRIEND.

>> OH, MY GOD.
I THOUGHT I LOST MY BEST FRIEND.
THIS IS A MIRACLE.

I THOUGHT I LOST MY BEST FRIEND.
THIS IS A MIRACLE.
>> I KNOW.

THIS IS A MIRACLE.
>> I KNOW.
LOOK, HE'S WAKING UP!

>> I KNOW.
LOOK, HE'S WAKING UP!
>> CHARLIE, HEY, IT'S ME.

LOOK, HE'S WAKING UP!
>> CHARLIE, HEY, IT'S ME.
WELCOME BACK.

>> CHARLIE, HEY, IT'S ME.
WELCOME BACK.
>> OH, MY GAH.

WELCOME BACK.
>> OH, MY GAH.
WHERE AM I?

>> OH, MY GAH.
WHERE AM I?
WHY AM I IN THE BED?

WHERE AM I?
WHY AM I IN THE BED?
I DON'T GET ANYTHING THAT'S

WHY AM I IN THE BED?
I DON'T GET ANYTHING THAT'S
GOING ON RIGHT NOW.

I DON'T GET ANYTHING THAT'S
GOING ON RIGHT NOW.
>> DOCTOR?

GOING ON RIGHT NOW.
>> DOCTOR?
>> IT'S VERY COMMON.

>> DOCTOR?
>> IT'S VERY COMMON.
HE'S GOING TO BE A LITTLE

>> IT'S VERY COMMON.
HE'S GOING TO BE A LITTLE
CONFUSED AT FIRST.

HE'S GOING TO BE A LITTLE
CONFUSED AT FIRST.
>> WHY IS EVERYBODY -- WHO IS

CONFUSED AT FIRST.
>> WHY IS EVERYBODY -- WHO IS
EVERYBODY?

>> WHY IS EVERYBODY -- WHO IS
EVERYBODY?
WHY AM I WEARING PAPER?

EVERYBODY?
WHY AM I WEARING PAPER?
>> DID YOU SAY PAPER?

WHY AM I WEARING PAPER?
>> DID YOU SAY PAPER?
THAT'S YOUR HOSPITAL ROBE,

>> DID YOU SAY PAPER?
THAT'S YOUR HOSPITAL ROBE,
BUDDY.

THAT'S YOUR HOSPITAL ROBE,
BUDDY.
>> YEAH, HONEY, YOU WERE IN A

BUDDY.
>> YEAH, HONEY, YOU WERE IN A
LITTLE ACCIDENT.

>> YEAH, HONEY, YOU WERE IN A
LITTLE ACCIDENT.
>> WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME HONEY?

LITTLE ACCIDENT.
>> WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME HONEY?
WHO ARE YOU?

>> WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME HONEY?
WHO ARE YOU?
>> I'M YOUR WIFE.

WHO ARE YOU?
>> I'M YOUR WIFE.
>> OKAY.

>> I'M YOUR WIFE.
>> OKAY.
NOT TODAY.

>> OKAY.
NOT TODAY.
>> DID HE SAY NOT TODAY?

NOT TODAY.
>> DID HE SAY NOT TODAY?
I MEAN, WE HAVE BEEN MARRIED FOR

>> DID HE SAY NOT TODAY?
I MEAN, WE HAVE BEEN MARRIED FOR
EIGHT YEARS.

I MEAN, WE HAVE BEEN MARRIED FOR
EIGHT YEARS.
>> LET'S JUST PUT A PIN IN THAT.

EIGHT YEARS.
>> LET'S JUST PUT A PIN IN THAT.
>> DOCTOR?

>> LET'S JUST PUT A PIN IN THAT.
>> DOCTOR?
>> HE MAY NOT RECOGNIZE YOU

>> DOCTOR?
>> HE MAY NOT RECOGNIZE YOU
RIGHT NOW, BUT THE IMPORTANT

>> HE MAY NOT RECOGNIZE YOU
RIGHT NOW, BUT THE IMPORTANT
THING IS THAT HE'S UP AND

RIGHT NOW, BUT THE IMPORTANT
THING IS THAT HE'S UP AND
TALKING.

THING IS THAT HE'S UP AND
TALKING.
>> YEAH.

TALKING.
>> YEAH.
BUT HE'S TALKING WITH THIS LIKE

>> YEAH.
BUT HE'S TALKING WITH THIS LIKE
LA MUSH MOUTH THING.

BUT HE'S TALKING WITH THIS LIKE
LA MUSH MOUTH THING.
I'VE LITERALLY NEVER HEARD THAT

LA MUSH MOUTH THING.
I'VE LITERALLY NEVER HEARD THAT
BEFORE.

I'VE LITERALLY NEVER HEARD THAT
BEFORE.
>> YOU THINK I SOUND LA?

BEFORE.
>> YOU THINK I SOUND LA?
THANK YOU.

>> YOU THINK I SOUND LA?
THANK YOU.
I LOVE LA.

THANK YOU.
I LOVE LA.
>> HE HAS A TOTALLY DIFFERENT

I LOVE LA.
>> HE HAS A TOTALLY DIFFERENT
PERSONALITY.

>> HE HAS A TOTALLY DIFFERENT
PERSONALITY.
>> THIS IS COMPLETELY NORMAL AND

PERSONALITY.
>> THIS IS COMPLETELY NORMAL AND
TEMPORARY.

>> THIS IS COMPLETELY NORMAL AND
TEMPORARY.
THERE'S EVEN BEEN INSTANCES OF

TEMPORARY.
THERE'S EVEN BEEN INSTANCES OF
PEOPLE COMING OUT OF COMAS AND

THERE'S EVEN BEEN INSTANCES OF
PEOPLE COMING OUT OF COMAS AND
SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGES THEY

PEOPLE COMING OUT OF COMAS AND
SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGES THEY
COULD NEVER BEFORE.

SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGES THEY
COULD NEVER BEFORE.
>> CAN I SPEAK SPANISH?

COULD NEVER BEFORE.
>> CAN I SPEAK SPANISH?
LET ME TRY.

>> CAN I SPEAK SPANISH?
LET ME TRY.
SABA, SABA.

LET ME TRY.
SABA, SABA.
SOUNDS LIKE SPANISH TO ME.

SABA, SABA.
SOUNDS LIKE SPANISH TO ME.
>> NOPE.

SOUNDS LIKE SPANISH TO ME.
>> NOPE.
NOT SPANISH.

>> NOPE.
NOT SPANISH.
IS HIS BRAIN OKAY?

NOT SPANISH.
IS HIS BRAIN OKAY?
>> WE'LL FIND OUT.

IS HIS BRAIN OKAY?
>> WE'LL FIND OUT.
CHARLIE, LISTEN VERY CAREFULLY.

>> WE'LL FIND OUT.
CHARLIE, LISTEN VERY CAREFULLY.
YOU MEASURE MY LIFE IN HOURS,

CHARLIE, LISTEN VERY CAREFULLY.
YOU MEASURE MY LIFE IN HOURS,
AND I SERVE YOU BY EXPIRING.

YOU MEASURE MY LIFE IN HOURS,
AND I SERVE YOU BY EXPIRING.
I'M QUICK WHEN I'M THIN AND SLOW

AND I SERVE YOU BY EXPIRING.
I'M QUICK WHEN I'M THIN AND SLOW
WHEN I'M FAST.

I'M QUICK WHEN I'M THIN AND SLOW
WHEN I'M FAST.
WHAT AM I?

WHEN I'M FAST.
WHAT AM I?
>> DUH, YOU'RE A CONDO.

WHAT AM I?
>> DUH, YOU'RE A CONDO.
>> HE'S FINE.

>> DUH, YOU'RE A CONDO.
>> HE'S FINE.
>> THAT'S HOW YOU TEST FOR BRAIN

>> HE'S FINE.
>> THAT'S HOW YOU TEST FOR BRAIN
DAMAGE?

>> THAT'S HOW YOU TEST FOR BRAIN
DAMAGE?
HONEY, LOOK AT THIS VIDEO.

DAMAGE?
HONEY, LOOK AT THIS VIDEO.
THIS IS WHAT YOU NORMALLY SOUND

HONEY, LOOK AT THIS VIDEO.
THIS IS WHAT YOU NORMALLY SOUND
LIKE.

THIS IS WHAT YOU NORMALLY SOUND
LIKE.
>> HEY, BABE.

LIKE.
>> HEY, BABE.
MADE IT TO ARKANSAS.

>> HEY, BABE.
MADE IT TO ARKANSAS.
PRETTY COOL PLACE.

MADE IT TO ARKANSAS.
PRETTY COOL PLACE.
MISS YA.

PRETTY COOL PLACE.
MISS YA.
>> OKAY.

MISS YA.
>> OKAY.
HE'S THE HOTTEST GUY I'VE EVER

>> OKAY.
HE'S THE HOTTEST GUY I'VE EVER
SEEN.

HE'S THE HOTTEST GUY I'VE EVER
SEEN.
WHY DOES HE LIVE IN ARKANSAS?

SEEN.
WHY DOES HE LIVE IN ARKANSAS?
>> NO, CHARLIE.

WHY DOES HE LIVE IN ARKANSAS?
>> NO, CHARLIE.
THAT'S YOU.

>> NO, CHARLIE.
THAT'S YOU.
YOU WERE ON A BUSINESS TRIP IN

THAT'S YOU.
YOU WERE ON A BUSINESS TRIP IN
ARKANSAS.

YOU WERE ON A BUSINESS TRIP IN
ARKANSAS.
THAT'S WHERE YOU GOT HIT BY THAT

ARKANSAS.
THAT'S WHERE YOU GOT HIT BY THAT
PARTY CITY TRUCK.

THAT'S WHERE YOU GOT HIT BY THAT
PARTY CITY TRUCK.
>> THAT'S SO NICE.

PARTY CITY TRUCK.
>> THAT'S SO NICE.
AND WHO ARE YOU?

>> THAT'S SO NICE.
AND WHO ARE YOU?
ANOTHER WIFE?

AND WHO ARE YOU?
ANOTHER WIFE?
>> NO, I'M NOT YOUR WIFE.

ANOTHER WIFE?
>> NO, I'M NOT YOUR WIFE.
I'M YOUR SISTER.

>> NO, I'M NOT YOUR WIFE.
I'M YOUR SISTER.
>> LET'S PUT A PIN IN THAT.

I'M YOUR SISTER.
>> LET'S PUT A PIN IN THAT.
>> WHY DOES HE KEEP WANTS TO PUT

>> LET'S PUT A PIN IN THAT.
>> WHY DOES HE KEEP WANTS TO PUT
A PIN IN THINGS?

>> WHY DOES HE KEEP WANTS TO PUT
A PIN IN THINGS?
ARE YOU SURE HIS BRAIN IS OKAY?

A PIN IN THINGS?
ARE YOU SURE HIS BRAIN IS OKAY?
?

ARE YOU SURE HIS BRAIN IS OKAY?
?
ABSOLUTELY.

?
ABSOLUTELY.
WATCH THIS.

ABSOLUTELY.
WATCH THIS.
CHARLIE, IDENTIFY THESE OBJECTS,

WATCH THIS.
CHARLIE, IDENTIFY THESE OBJECTS,
OKAY?

CHARLIE, IDENTIFY THESE OBJECTS,
OKAY?
>> BALL, BEE, BOAT, BABY.

OKAY?
>> BALL, BEE, BOAT, BABY.
>> HE'S FINE.

>> BALL, BEE, BOAT, BABY.
>> HE'S FINE.
GREAT JOB, CHARLIE.

>> HE'S FINE.
GREAT JOB, CHARLIE.
>> OH, THANK YOU.

GREAT JOB, CHARLIE.
>> OH, THANK YOU.
>> PLEASE, I WANT MY OLD CHARLIE

>> OH, THANK YOU.
>> PLEASE, I WANT MY OLD CHARLIE
BACK.

>> PLEASE, I WANT MY OLD CHARLIE
BACK.
LOOK AT HIM.

BACK.
LOOK AT HIM.
>> NAH.

LOOK AT HIM.
>> NAH.
I'M WAY SKINNIER THAN HIM.

>> NAH.
I'M WAY SKINNIER THAN HIM.
>> THAT'S BECAUSE YOU LOST 50

I'M WAY SKINNIER THAN HIM.
>> THAT'S BECAUSE YOU LOST 50
POUNDS IN THE COMA.

>> THAT'S BECAUSE YOU LOST 50
POUNDS IN THE COMA.
>> OH, GOOD FOR ME.

POUNDS IN THE COMA.
>> OH, GOOD FOR ME.
>> DOCTOR, ARE YOU -- I JUST

>> OH, GOOD FOR ME.
>> DOCTOR, ARE YOU -- I JUST
DON'T KNOW IF I CAN HANDLE THIS.

>> DOCTOR, ARE YOU -- I JUST
DON'T KNOW IF I CAN HANDLE THIS.
>> OH, MY GOD.

DON'T KNOW IF I CAN HANDLE THIS.
>> OH, MY GOD.
DON'T CRY.

>> OH, MY GOD.
DON'T CRY.
YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ME CRY.

DON'T CRY.
YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ME CRY.
COME ON, HOLD MY HAND.

YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ME CRY.
COME ON, HOLD MY HAND.
LOOK, I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE,

COME ON, HOLD MY HAND.
LOOK, I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE,
AND DESPITE WHAT THEY SAY, I CAN

LOOK, I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE,
AND DESPITE WHAT THEY SAY, I CAN
SPEAK SPANISH.

AND DESPITE WHAT THEY SAY, I CAN
SPEAK SPANISH.
BUT THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IS

SPEAK SPANISH.
BUT THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IS
YOU'RE MY SOUL MATE, AND YOU AND

BUT THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IS
YOU'RE MY SOUL MATE, AND YOU AND
I -- YOU AND I ARE GOING TO BE

YOU'RE MY SOUL MATE, AND YOU AND
I -- YOU AND I ARE GOING TO BE
FINE.

I -- YOU AND I ARE GOING TO BE
FINE.
>> SEE HOW HE'S SOUNDING CLEARER

FINE.
>> SEE HOW HE'S SOUNDING CLEARER
ALREADY?

>> SEE HOW HE'S SOUNDING CLEARER
ALREADY?
>> BECAUSE NO MATTER WHAT,

ALREADY?
>> BECAUSE NO MATTER WHAT,
PEOPLE ALWAYS --

>> BECAUSE NO MATTER WHAT,
PEOPLE ALWAYS --
[ LAUGHTER ]

PEOPLE ALWAYS --
[ LAUGHTER ]
PEOPLE ALWAYS -- AND THAT'S THE

[ LAUGHTER ]
PEOPLE ALWAYS -- AND THAT'S THE
TRUTH.

PEOPLE ALWAYS -- AND THAT'S THE
TRUTH.
>> OKAY.

TRUTH.
>> OKAY.
THAT'S SOUNDING A LITTLE --

>> OKAY.
THAT'S SOUNDING A LITTLE --
>> WHAT DO I DO?

THAT'S SOUNDING A LITTLE --
>> WHAT DO I DO?
>> MEET HIM WHERE HE'S AT.

>> WHAT DO I DO?
>> MEET HIM WHERE HE'S AT.
>> CHARLIE.

>> MEET HIM WHERE HE'S AT.
>> CHARLIE.
>> REALLY?

>> CHARLIE.
>> REALLY?
>> YEAH.

>> REALLY?
>> YEAH.
AND --

>> YEAH.
AND --
>> NOW I'M GOING CRY, AND I LIKE

AND --
>> NOW I'M GOING CRY, AND I LIKE
NEVER CRY.

>> NOW I'M GOING CRY, AND I LIKE
NEVER CRY.
>> BRING IT IN, YOU GUYS.

>>> OKAY, STUDENTS OF SAINT
LAWRENCE HIGH SCHOOL, WELCOME TO
YOUR ASSEMBLY ABOUT TECHNOLOGY

LAWRENCE HIGH SCHOOL, WELCOME TO
YOUR ASSEMBLY ABOUT TECHNOLOGY
USE.

YOUR ASSEMBLY ABOUT TECHNOLOGY
USE.
SETTLE DOWN, ALL RIGHT?

USE.
SETTLE DOWN, ALL RIGHT?
HERE TO GIVE THE PRESENTATION,

SETTLE DOWN, ALL RIGHT?
HERE TO GIVE THE PRESENTATION,
PLEASE WELCOME YOUR FAVORITE

HERE TO GIVE THE PRESENTATION,
PLEASE WELCOME YOUR FAVORITE
TEACHER, MR. BEN.

PLEASE WELCOME YOUR FAVORITE
TEACHER, MR. BEN.
>> MR. BEN!

TEACHER, MR. BEN.
>> MR. BEN!
>> THANK YOU.

>> MR. BEN!
>> THANK YOU.
I THINK.

>> THANK YOU.
I THINK.
OKAY.

I THINK.
OKAY.
LET'S START.

OKAY.
LET'S START.
FIRST RULE, DO NOT ACCESS

LET'S START.
FIRST RULE, DO NOT ACCESS
IMPROPRIETY CONTENT ONLINE.

FIRST RULE, DO NOT ACCESS
IMPROPRIETY CONTENT ONLINE.
AND DO NOT BULLY ON SOCIAL

IMPROPRIETY CONTENT ONLINE.
AND DO NOT BULLY ON SOCIAL
MEDIA.

AND DO NOT BULLY ON SOCIAL
MEDIA.
>> COME ON, GIRL.

MEDIA.
>> COME ON, GIRL.
EAT IT UP.

>> COME ON, GIRL.
EAT IT UP.
>> THANK YOU.

EAT IT UP.
>> THANK YOU.
I THINK.

>> THANK YOU.
I THINK.
AND HERE'S A NEW RULE.

I THINK.
AND HERE'S A NEW RULE.
AS OF TODAY, DO NOT MAKE FANCAMS

AND HERE'S A NEW RULE.
AS OF TODAY, DO NOT MAKE FANCAMS
OF SCHOOL STAFF SUCH AS THIS.

AS OF TODAY, DO NOT MAKE FANCAMS
OF SCHOOL STAFF SUCH AS THIS.
♪

OF SCHOOL STAFF SUCH AS THIS.
♪
>> NO!

♪
>> NO!
SKINNY LEGEND, WHY ARE YOU DOING

>> NO!
SKINNY LEGEND, WHY ARE YOU DOING
THIS?

SKINNY LEGEND, WHY ARE YOU DOING
THIS?
>> BECAUSE YOU HAVE MADE

THIS?
>> BECAUSE YOU HAVE MADE
THOUSANDS OF FANCAMS OF ME, AND

>> BECAUSE YOU HAVE MADE
THOUSANDS OF FANCAMS OF ME, AND
I'M NOT SURE WHAT THEY MEAN, BUT

THOUSANDS OF FANCAMS OF ME, AND
I'M NOT SURE WHAT THEY MEAN, BUT
I KNOW IT HAS TO STOP.

I'M NOT SURE WHAT THEY MEAN, BUT
I KNOW IT HAS TO STOP.
>> BUT WE MAKE THEM BECAUSE

I KNOW IT HAS TO STOP.
>> BUT WE MAKE THEM BECAUSE
YOU'RE OUR BELOVED, AND YOU HAVE

>> BUT WE MAKE THEM BECAUSE
YOU'RE OUR BELOVED, AND YOU HAVE
US IN A CHOKE HOLD!

YOU'RE OUR BELOVED, AND YOU HAVE
US IN A CHOKE HOLD!
>> OKAY.

US IN A CHOKE HOLD!
>> OKAY.
DON'T SAY THAT.

>> OKAY.
DON'T SAY THAT.
I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY DO

DON'T SAY THAT.
I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY DO
YOU MAKE SPARKLY FAST ROMANTIC

I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY DO
YOU MAKE SPARKLY FAST ROMANTIC
MONTAGES OF ME EVERY SINGLE DAY

YOU MAKE SPARKLY FAST ROMANTIC
MONTAGES OF ME EVERY SINGLE DAY
LIKE THIS.

MONTAGES OF ME EVERY SINGLE DAY
LIKE THIS.
♪

LIKE THIS.
♪
>> I MEAN, WE DON'T MAKE THEM

♪
>> I MEAN, WE DON'T MAKE THEM
EVERY DAY.

>> I MEAN, WE DON'T MAKE THEM
EVERY DAY.
>> YEAH.

EVERY DAY.
>> YEAH.
JUST ON THE DAYS YOU SEND US OR

>> YEAH.
JUST ON THE DAYS YOU SEND US OR
GIVE US LIFE.

JUST ON THE DAYS YOU SEND US OR
GIVE US LIFE.
>> WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

GIVE US LIFE.
>> WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
>> DON'T WORRY.

>> WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
>> DON'T WORRY.
IT JUST MEANS YOUR FOOT IS

>> DON'T WORRY.
IT JUST MEANS YOUR FOOT IS
ALWAYS ON OUR NECKS.

IT JUST MEANS YOUR FOOT IS
ALWAYS ON OUR NECKS.
SEE.

ALWAYS ON OUR NECKS.
SEE.
♪

SEE.
♪
>> IS THAT ME RIGHT NOW?

♪
>> IS THAT ME RIGHT NOW?
HOW DID YOU MAKE THAT SO FAST,

>> IS THAT ME RIGHT NOW?
HOW DID YOU MAKE THAT SO FAST,
AND HOW DID YOU TAKE OVER ACCESS

HOW DID YOU MAKE THAT SO FAST,
AND HOW DID YOU TAKE OVER ACCESS
TO THE MONITOR?

AND HOW DID YOU TAKE OVER ACCESS
TO THE MONITOR?
>> MR. BEN, WHY YOU SO MAD?

TO THE MONITOR?
>> MR. BEN, WHY YOU SO MAD?
YOU'RE IN YOUR ASSEMBLY ERA.

>> MR. BEN, WHY YOU SO MAD?
YOU'RE IN YOUR ASSEMBLY ERA.
>> I'M NOT MAD.

YOU'RE IN YOUR ASSEMBLY ERA.
>> I'M NOT MAD.
I'M CONFUSED.

>> I'M NOT MAD.
I'M CONFUSED.
IS THE WAY I ATE THIS UP A

I'M CONFUSED.
IS THE WAY I ATE THIS UP A
COMPLIMENT BECAUSE IT WAS NOM,

IS THE WAY I ATE THIS UP A
COMPLIMENT BECAUSE IT WAS NOM,
NOM DELISH AND HAD YOU GAG?

COMPLIMENT BECAUSE IT WAS NOM,
NOM DELISH AND HAD YOU GAG?
>> EXACTLY.

NOM DELISH AND HAD YOU GAG?
>> EXACTLY.
WE LOVE YOU DOWN, MR. BEN.

>> EXACTLY.
WE LOVE YOU DOWN, MR. BEN.
>> YOU'RE SO FATHER, PERIOD.

WE LOVE YOU DOWN, MR. BEN.
>> YOU'RE SO FATHER, PERIOD.
>> OKAY.

>> YOU'RE SO FATHER, PERIOD.
>> OKAY.
SEE.

>> OKAY.
SEE.
BUT IF FANCAMS ARE -- IF --

SEE.
BUT IF FANCAMS ARE -- IF --
OKAY.

BUT IF FANCAMS ARE -- IF --
OKAY.
IF FANCAMS ARE BECAUSE I'M

OKAY.
IF FANCAMS ARE BECAUSE I'M
FATHER, THEN WHY DID YOU MAKE

IF FANCAMS ARE BECAUSE I'M
FATHER, THEN WHY DID YOU MAKE
FANCAMS OF LADY LUNCH PAULINA?

FATHER, THEN WHY DID YOU MAKE
FANCAMS OF LADY LUNCH PAULINA?
>> BECAUSE PAULINA IS MOTHER.

FANCAMS OF LADY LUNCH PAULINA?
>> BECAUSE PAULINA IS MOTHER.
♪

>> BECAUSE PAULINA IS MOTHER.
♪
>> KIDS ON PHONE TOO MUCH.

♪
>> KIDS ON PHONE TOO MUCH.
GROW UP WRONG.

>> KIDS ON PHONE TOO MUCH.
GROW UP WRONG.
>> GUYS, I'M TRYING TO

GROW UP WRONG.
>> GUYS, I'M TRYING TO
UNDERSTAND IF FANCAMS ARE GOOD

>> GUYS, I'M TRYING TO
UNDERSTAND IF FANCAMS ARE GOOD
OR BAD.

UNDERSTAND IF FANCAMS ARE GOOD
OR BAD.
DID YOU MAKE A FANCAM OF LUNCH

OR BAD.
DID YOU MAKE A FANCAM OF LUNCH
LADY PAULINA TO MAKE FUN OF HER?

DID YOU MAKE A FANCAM OF LUNCH
LADY PAULINA TO MAKE FUN OF HER?
>> NO.

LADY PAULINA TO MAKE FUN OF HER?
>> NO.
WE MADE IT BECAUSE SHE ATE US UP

>> NO.
WE MADE IT BECAUSE SHE ATE US UP
AND LEFT NO CRUMBS.

WE MADE IT BECAUSE SHE ATE US UP
AND LEFT NO CRUMBS.
>> THAT'S IT.

AND LEFT NO CRUMBS.
>> THAT'S IT.
FANCAMS ARE OFFICIALLY BANNED

>> THAT'S IT.
FANCAMS ARE OFFICIALLY BANNED
FROM SCHOOL.

FANCAMS ARE OFFICIALLY BANNED
FROM SCHOOL.
>> NO!

FROM SCHOOL.
>> NO!
>> WHY, MR. BEN?

>> NO!
>> WHY, MR. BEN?
THOUGHT YOU WERE DIFFERENT, BUT

>> WHY, MR. BEN?
THOUGHT YOU WERE DIFFERENT, BUT
YOU'RE JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.

THOUGHT YOU WERE DIFFERENT, BUT
YOU'RE JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.
MID.

YOU'RE JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.
MID.
>> I'M SORRY.

MID.
>> I'M SORRY.
I WANT TO BE A COOL TEACHER.

>> I'M SORRY.
I WANT TO BE A COOL TEACHER.
I KNOW I'M YOUR BIAS AND THAT I

I WANT TO BE A COOL TEACHER.
I KNOW I'M YOUR BIAS AND THAT I
ALWAYS MUNCH ON IT, BUT I JUST

I KNOW I'M YOUR BIAS AND THAT I
ALWAYS MUNCH ON IT, BUT I JUST
DON'T GET IT.

ALWAYS MUNCH ON IT, BUT I JUST
DON'T GET IT.
WHAT'S -- WHY DOES YOUR

DON'T GET IT.
WHAT'S -- WHY DOES YOUR
GENERATION HAVE TO MAKE EVERYONE

WHAT'S -- WHY DOES YOUR
GENERATION HAVE TO MAKE EVERYONE
A CELEBRITY?

GENERATION HAVE TO MAKE EVERYONE
A CELEBRITY?
WHY DO YOU FILM EVERYTHING?

A CELEBRITY?
WHY DO YOU FILM EVERYTHING?
WHY?

WHY DO YOU FILM EVERYTHING?
WHY?
>> FINE.

WHY?
>> FINE.
YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW?

>> FINE.
YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW?
IT'S CUZ COVID.

YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW?
IT'S CUZ COVID.
>> WHAT?

IT'S CUZ COVID.
>> WHAT?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

>> WHAT?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
>> BECAUSE THREE YEARS COVID

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
>> BECAUSE THREE YEARS COVID
MADE US ONLINE FOREVER.

>> BECAUSE THREE YEARS COVID
MADE US ONLINE FOREVER.
>> BECAUSE COVID LOCK US DOWN

MADE US ONLINE FOREVER.
>> BECAUSE COVID LOCK US DOWN
WHEN WE ARE 11, AND NOW WE ARE

>> BECAUSE COVID LOCK US DOWN
WHEN WE ARE 11, AND NOW WE ARE
14, SO NOW WE HAVE TO MAKE YOU

WHEN WE ARE 11, AND NOW WE ARE
14, SO NOW WE HAVE TO MAKE YOU
DADDY.

14, SO NOW WE HAVE TO MAKE YOU
DADDY.
>> BECAUSE MOMMY WORKS REMOTELY

DADDY.
>> BECAUSE MOMMY WORKS REMOTELY
ALL DAY AND DOESN'T HAVE TIME TO

>> BECAUSE MOMMY WORKS REMOTELY
ALL DAY AND DOESN'T HAVE TIME TO
EAT IT UP NO CRUMBS LEFT, SO WE

ALL DAY AND DOESN'T HAVE TIME TO
EAT IT UP NO CRUMBS LEFT, SO WE
MADE YOU DADDY AND MS. JENNY

EAT IT UP NO CRUMBS LEFT, SO WE
MADE YOU DADDY AND MS. JENNY
MOMMY.

MADE YOU DADDY AND MS. JENNY
MOMMY.
>> WHAT?

MOMMY.
>> WHAT?
WHY IS MS. JENNY MOMMY?

>> WHAT?
WHY IS MS. JENNY MOMMY?
>> GUYS.

WHY IS MS. JENNY MOMMY?
>> GUYS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> GUYS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
WE'VE TOLD YOU, THERE IS NOTHING

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
WE'VE TOLD YOU, THERE IS NOTHING
GOING ON BETWEEN ME AND MR. BEN.

WE'VE TOLD YOU, THERE IS NOTHING
GOING ON BETWEEN ME AND MR. BEN.
>> OH, REALLY?

GOING ON BETWEEN ME AND MR. BEN.
>> OH, REALLY?
THEN EXPLAIN THIS.

>> OH, REALLY?
THEN EXPLAIN THIS.
♪

THEN EXPLAIN THIS.
♪
>> HONEY, THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH

♪
>> HONEY, THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH
SO MUCH.

>> HONEY, THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH
SO MUCH.
LET'S JUST TELL THEM THE TRUTH.

SO MUCH.
LET'S JUST TELL THEM THE TRUTH.
MS. JENNY AND I, WE'RE IN LOVE.

LET'S JUST TELL THEM THE TRUTH.
MS. JENNY AND I, WE'RE IN LOVE.
>> OOH!

MS. JENNY AND I, WE'RE IN LOVE.
>> OOH!
>> FINE, IT'S TRUE.

>> OOH!
>> FINE, IT'S TRUE.
HE'S DADDY, I'M MOMMY, AND WE'RE

>> FINE, IT'S TRUE.
HE'S DADDY, I'M MOMMY, AND WE'RE
ALL A HAPPY FAMILY.

HE'S DADDY, I'M MOMMY, AND WE'RE
ALL A HAPPY FAMILY.
NO CRUMBS LEFT.

ALL A HAPPY FAMILY.
NO CRUMBS LEFT.
>> YEAH!

NO CRUMBS LEFT.
>> YEAH!
♪

>> YEAH!
♪
>>> THE BIG GAME IS RIGHT AROUND

♪
>>> THE BIG GAME IS RIGHT AROUND
THE CORNER, AND WING PIT HAS

>>> THE BIG GAME IS RIGHT AROUND
THE CORNER, AND WING PIT HAS
YOUR PARTY COVERED.

THE CORNER, AND WING PIT HAS
YOUR PARTY COVERED.
>> WINGS ARE HERE!

YOUR PARTY COVERED.
>> WINGS ARE HERE!
>> WE'VE GOT GAME DAY SPECIALS

>> WINGS ARE HERE!
>> WE'VE GOT GAME DAY SPECIALS
THAT WILL KEEP THE WHOLE PARTY

>> WE'VE GOT GAME DAY SPECIALS
THAT WILL KEEP THE WHOLE PARTY
HAPPY, LIKE OUR TOUCHDOWN TRAY.

THAT WILL KEEP THE WHOLE PARTY
HAPPY, LIKE OUR TOUCHDOWN TRAY.
>> TWO DOZEN WINGS AND TWO

HAPPY, LIKE OUR TOUCHDOWN TRAY.
>> TWO DOZEN WINGS AND TWO
SAUCES FOR ONLY 24.99.

>> TWO DOZEN WINGS AND TWO
SAUCES FOR ONLY 24.99.
>> THAT'S SOMETHING WE CAN BOTH

SAUCES FOR ONLY 24.99.
>> THAT'S SOMETHING WE CAN BOTH
AGREE ON.

>> THAT'S SOMETHING WE CAN BOTH
AGREE ON.
>> OR CALL

AGREE ON.
>> OR CALL
AN AUDIBLE.

>> OR CALL
AN AUDIBLE.
AND TRY THE STREAM PLATTER.

AN AUDIBLE.
AND TRY THE STREAM PLATTER.
>> JUICY BUFFALO WINGS FOR ONLY

AND TRY THE STREAM PLATTER.
>> JUICY BUFFALO WINGS FOR ONLY
39.99.

>> JUICY BUFFALO WINGS FOR ONLY
39.99.
>> NOW WE'RE TALKING.

39.99.
>> NOW WE'RE TALKING.
>> AND IF YOUR PARTY IS REALLY

>> NOW WE'RE TALKING.
>> AND IF YOUR PARTY IS REALLY
RAGING, GO FOR TWO WITH WING PIT

>> AND IF YOUR PARTY IS REALLY
RAGING, GO FOR TWO WITH WING PIT
TAILGATE FEAST.

RAGING, GO FOR TWO WITH WING PIT
TAILGATE FEAST.
>> 20 DOZEN WINGS, FIVE

TAILGATE FEAST.
>> 20 DOZEN WINGS, FIVE
ETHNICALLY TROUBLING SAUCES AND

>> 20 DOZEN WINGS, FIVE
ETHNICALLY TROUBLING SAUCES AND
A GALLON OF RANCH FOR JUST

ETHNICALLY TROUBLING SAUCES AND
A GALLON OF RANCH FOR JUST
89.99.

A GALLON OF RANCH FOR JUST
89.99.
>> THANK YOU.

89.99.
>> THANK YOU.
WE'RE PROBABLY GOOD ON WINGS,

>> THANK YOU.
WE'RE PROBABLY GOOD ON WINGS,
THOUGH.

WE'RE PROBABLY GOOD ON WINGS,
THOUGH.
>> BUT YOU COULD BE GREAT ON

THOUGH.
>> BUT YOU COULD BE GREAT ON
WINGS.

>> BUT YOU COULD BE GREAT ON
WINGS.
WITH WING PITS NEW TRAY OF

WINGS.
WITH WING PITS NEW TRAY OF
TEARS.

WITH WING PITS NEW TRAY OF
TEARS.
>> 600 OF OUR SUCCULENT WINGS

TEARS.
>> 600 OF OUR SUCCULENT WINGS
PLUS 16 BUTT-DESTROYING SAUCES

>> 600 OF OUR SUCCULENT WINGS
PLUS 16 BUTT-DESTROYING SAUCES
AND A KEG FULL OF RANCH

PLUS 16 BUTT-DESTROYING SAUCES
AND A KEG FULL OF RANCH
FOR ONLY 205.99.

AND A KEG FULL OF RANCH
FOR ONLY 205.99.
>> WE DON'T NEED ALL THAT.

FOR ONLY 205.99.
>> WE DON'T NEED ALL THAT.
>> BUT YOU WANT IT JUST LIKE YOU

>> WE DON'T NEED ALL THAT.
>> BUT YOU WANT IT JUST LIKE YOU
WANT WING PIT'S THE CHICKEN

>> BUT YOU WANT IT JUST LIKE YOU
WANT WING PIT'S THE CHICKEN
SMOOTHIE.

WANT WING PIT'S THE CHICKEN
SMOOTHIE.
IT'S 40 LIQUEFIED WINGS MIXED

SMOOTHIE.
IT'S 40 LIQUEFIED WINGS MIXED
WITH 80 PROOF ALCOHOL.

IT'S 40 LIQUEFIED WINGS MIXED
WITH 80 PROOF ALCOHOL.
MUST BE OVER 12 TO ORDER.

WITH 80 PROOF ALCOHOL.
MUST BE OVER 12 TO ORDER.
>> OVER 12?

MUST BE OVER 12 TO ORDER.
>> OVER 12?
>> AND IF YOU'RE THIRSTY FOR

>> OVER 12?
>> AND IF YOU'RE THIRSTY FOR
MORE, TRY THE CARNAGE PLATTER.

>> AND IF YOU'RE THIRSTY FOR
MORE, TRY THE CARNAGE PLATTER.
>> 3,000 WINGS

MORE, TRY THE CARNAGE PLATTER.
>> 3,000 WINGS
PACKED IN A BLACK CONTRACTOR BAG

>> 3,000 WINGS
PACKED IN A BLACK CONTRACTOR BAG
THROWN STRAIGHT THROUGH YOUR

PACKED IN A BLACK CONTRACTOR BAG
THROWN STRAIGHT THROUGH YOUR
WINDOW IN TIME FOR KICKOFF.

THROWN STRAIGHT THROUGH YOUR
WINDOW IN TIME FOR KICKOFF.
>> HEY, IF YOU DON'T STOP, I'M

WINDOW IN TIME FOR KICKOFF.
>> HEY, IF YOU DON'T STOP, I'M
CALLING THE POLICE.

>> HEY, IF YOU DON'T STOP, I'M
CALLING THE POLICE.
>> WELL, GOOD LUCK BECAUSE WE

CALLING THE POLICE.
>> WELL, GOOD LUCK BECAUSE WE
OWN THE POLICE.

>> WELL, GOOD LUCK BECAUSE WE
OWN THE POLICE.
WING PIT DONATES MILLIONS TO

OWN THE POLICE.
WING PIT DONATES MILLIONS TO
POLICE CHARITIES SO WE CAN

WING PIT DONATES MILLIONS TO
POLICE CHARITIES SO WE CAN
OPERATE WITH TOTAL IMMUNITY.

POLICE CHARITIES SO WE CAN
OPERATE WITH TOTAL IMMUNITY.
>> AND THAT LETS US SERVE YOU

OPERATE WITH TOTAL IMMUNITY.
>> AND THAT LETS US SERVE YOU
THE CHICK NOBLE.

>> AND THAT LETS US SERVE YOU
THE CHICK NOBLE.
>> 5,000 WINGS, 10,000 BEANS, A

THE CHICK NOBLE.
>> 5,000 WINGS, 10,000 BEANS, A
FULL GALLON OF HOT SAUCE

>> 5,000 WINGS, 10,000 BEANS, A
FULL GALLON OF HOT SAUCE
AIR-DROPPED RANCH.

FULL GALLON OF HOT SAUCE
AIR-DROPPED RANCH.
>> ALL PUMPED INTO YOUR PARTY

AIR-DROPPED RANCH.
>> ALL PUMPED INTO YOUR PARTY
VIA CEMENT SHOOT.

>> ALL PUMPED INTO YOUR PARTY
VIA CEMENT SHOOT.
>> OH!

VIA CEMENT SHOOT.
>> OH!
>> AHH!

>> OH!
>> AHH!
>> WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?

>> AHH!
>> WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?
>> TO HONOR THE CHICKEN GOD OF

>> WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?
>> TO HONOR THE CHICKEN GOD OF
DEATH.

>> TO HONOR THE CHICKEN GOD OF
DEATH.
>> NO, PLEASE MAKE IT STOP.

DEATH.
>> NO, PLEASE MAKE IT STOP.
>> YOUR FATE IS SEALED.

>> NO, PLEASE MAKE IT STOP.
>> YOUR FATE IS SEALED.
>> WING PIT.

>> YOUR FATE IS SEALED.
>> WING PIT.
LET THE SLAUGHTER BEGIN.

>>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
COLDPLAY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

COLDPLAY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪
♪ YOU AND ME ♪

♪
♪ YOU AND ME ♪
WE'LL GO DOWN IN HISTORY

♪ YOU AND ME ♪
WE'LL GO DOWN IN HISTORY
GREATEST STORY OF US

WE'LL GO DOWN IN HISTORY
GREATEST STORY OF US
ONE FOR THE CENTURIES ♪

GREATEST STORY OF US
ONE FOR THE CENTURIES ♪
♪ I SAW YOU I WAS BROKE OPEN

ONE FOR THE CENTURIES ♪
♪ I SAW YOU I WAS BROKE OPEN
TORE RIGHT INTO TWO

♪ I SAW YOU I WAS BROKE OPEN
TORE RIGHT INTO TWO
I NEVER SAW ANYTHING

TORE RIGHT INTO TWO
I NEVER SAW ANYTHING
AS BEAUTIFUL AS YOU ♪

I NEVER SAW ANYTHING
AS BEAUTIFUL AS YOU ♪
♪ IF I WOKE UP

AS BEAUTIFUL AS YOU ♪
♪ IF I WOKE UP
AND ALL THIS WAS JUST A DREAM

♪ IF I WOKE UP
AND ALL THIS WAS JUST A DREAM
I WANT TO TELL YOU

AND ALL THIS WAS JUST A DREAM
I WANT TO TELL YOU
JUST WHAT YOU MEAN ♪

I WANT TO TELL YOU
JUST WHAT YOU MEAN ♪
♪ WHEN I'M WITH YOU

JUST WHAT YOU MEAN ♪
♪ WHEN I'M WITH YOU
THERE IS NO ONE ELSE

♪ WHEN I'M WITH YOU
THERE IS NO ONE ELSE
I GET HEAVEN TO MYSELF ♪

THERE IS NO ONE ELSE
I GET HEAVEN TO MYSELF ♪
♪ WHEN I'M WITH YOU

I GET HEAVEN TO MYSELF ♪
♪ WHEN I'M WITH YOU
THERE IS NO ONE ELSE

♪ WHEN I'M WITH YOU
THERE IS NO ONE ELSE
I FEEL THIS WAY

THERE IS NO ONE ELSE
I FEEL THIS WAY
I'VE NEVER FELT ♪

I FEEL THIS WAY
I'VE NEVER FELT ♪
♪

I'VE NEVER FELT ♪
♪
♪ YOU AND ME

♪
♪ YOU AND ME
WE'LL GO DOWN IN HISTORY

♪ YOU AND ME
WE'LL GO DOWN IN HISTORY
WE'RE IN THIS LIFE

WE'LL GO DOWN IN HISTORY
WE'RE IN THIS LIFE
TOGETHER ♪

WE'RE IN THIS LIFE
TOGETHER ♪
♪ SOME THINGS

TOGETHER ♪
♪ SOME THINGS
ARE MEANT TO BE ♪

♪ SOME THINGS
ARE MEANT TO BE ♪
♪ SAW YOU I WAS BROKEN OPEN

ARE MEANT TO BE ♪
♪ SAW YOU I WAS BROKEN OPEN
TORE RIGHT INTO TWO

♪ SAW YOU I WAS BROKEN OPEN
TORE RIGHT INTO TWO
I NEVER SAW ANYTHING

TORE RIGHT INTO TWO
I NEVER SAW ANYTHING
AS BEAUTIFUL AS YOU ♪

I NEVER SAW ANYTHING
AS BEAUTIFUL AS YOU ♪
♪ IF I WOKE UP

AS BEAUTIFUL AS YOU ♪
♪ IF I WOKE UP
AND ALL THIS WAS JUST A DREAM

♪ IF I WOKE UP
AND ALL THIS WAS JUST A DREAM
I WANT TO TELL YOU

AND ALL THIS WAS JUST A DREAM
I WANT TO TELL YOU
JUST WHAT YOU MEAN ♪

I WANT TO TELL YOU
JUST WHAT YOU MEAN ♪
♪ WHEN I'M WITH YOU

JUST WHAT YOU MEAN ♪
♪ WHEN I'M WITH YOU
THERE IS NO ONE ELSE

♪ WHEN I'M WITH YOU
THERE IS NO ONE ELSE
I GET HEAVEN TO MYSELF ♪

THERE IS NO ONE ELSE
I GET HEAVEN TO MYSELF ♪
♪ WHEN I'M WITH YOU

I GET HEAVEN TO MYSELF ♪
♪ WHEN I'M WITH YOU
THERE IS NO ONE ELSE

♪ WHEN I'M WITH YOU
THERE IS NO ONE ELSE
I FEEL THIS WAY

THERE IS NO ONE ELSE
I FEEL THIS WAY
I NEVER FELT ♪

I FEEL THIS WAY
I NEVER FELT ♪
♪ I FEEL THIS WAY

I NEVER FELT ♪
♪ I FEEL THIS WAY
I NEVER FELT

♪ I FEEL THIS WAY
I NEVER FELT
OH OH-OH-OH OH-OH-OH ♪

I NEVER FELT
OH OH-OH-OH OH-OH-OH ♪
♪ WHEN I'M WITH YOU

OH OH-OH-OH OH-OH-OH ♪
♪ WHEN I'M WITH YOU
THERE IS NO ONE ELSE

♪ WHEN I'M WITH YOU
THERE IS NO ONE ELSE
I GET HEAVEN TO MYSELF ♪

THERE IS NO ONE ELSE
I GET HEAVEN TO MYSELF ♪
♪ WHEN I'M WITH YOU

I GET HEAVEN TO MYSELF ♪
♪ WHEN I'M WITH YOU
THERE IS NO ONE ELSE ♪

♪ WHEN I'M WITH YOU
THERE IS NO ONE ELSE ♪
♪ A LIFE

THERE IS NO ONE ELSE ♪
♪ A LIFE
A SPARKLE IN YOUR EYES

♪ A LIFE
A SPARKLE IN YOUR EYES
HEAVEN COMIN' THROUGH ♪

A SPARKLE IN YOUR EYES
HEAVEN COMIN' THROUGH ♪
AND I LOVE YOU ♪

HEAVEN COMIN' THROUGH ♪
AND I LOVE YOU ♪
♪

AND I LOVE YOU ♪
♪
♪ I REALLY DO

♪
♪ I REALLY DO
OH-OH-OH OH-OH-OH ♪

♪ I REALLY DO
OH-OH-OH OH-OH-OH ♪
♪ WHEN I'M WITH YOU

OH-OH-OH OH-OH-OH ♪
♪ WHEN I'M WITH YOU
THERE IS NO ONE ELSE

♪ WHEN I'M WITH YOU
THERE IS NO ONE ELSE
THERE IS NO ONE

THERE IS NO ONE ELSE
THERE IS NO ONE
I GET HEAVEN TO MYSELF ♪

THERE IS NO ONE
I GET HEAVEN TO MYSELF ♪
♪ WHEN I'M WITH YOU

I GET HEAVEN TO MYSELF ♪
♪ WHEN I'M WITH YOU
THERE IS NO ONE ELSE

♪ WHEN I'M WITH YOU
THERE IS NO ONE ELSE
THERE IS NO ONE

THERE IS NO ONE ELSE
THERE IS NO ONE
FEEL THIS WAY I NEVER FELT ♪

THERE IS NO ONE
FEEL THIS WAY I NEVER FELT ♪
ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR.

FEEL THIS WAY I NEVER FELT ♪
ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR.
♪

ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR.
♪
>> THANK YOU.

♪
>> THANK YOU.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> Announcer: IT'S "WEEKEND
UPDATE" WITH COLIN JOST AND
MICHAEL CHE.

UPDATE" WITH COLIN JOST AND
MICHAEL CHE.
>>> THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

MICHAEL CHE.
>>> THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
THANK YOU.

>>> THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
THANK YOU.
GOOD EVENING, EVERYONE.

THANK YOU.
GOOD EVENING, EVERYONE.
>> WELCOME TO "WEEKEND UPDATE"

GOOD EVENING, EVERYONE.
>> WELCOME TO "WEEKEND UPDATE"
I'M MICHAEL CHE.

>> WELCOME TO "WEEKEND UPDATE"
I'M MICHAEL CHE.
>> I'M COLIN JOST.

I'M MICHAEL CHE.
>> I'M COLIN JOST.
>>> EARLIER TODAY, AN AMERICAN

>> I'M COLIN JOST.
>>> EARLIER TODAY, AN AMERICAN
FIGHTER JET SHOT DOWN A

>>> EARLIER TODAY, AN AMERICAN
FIGHTER JET SHOT DOWN A
SUSPECTED CHINESE SURVEILLANCE

FIGHTER JET SHOT DOWN A
SUSPECTED CHINESE SURVEILLANCE
BALLOON THAT HAD BEEN SPOTTED

SUSPECTED CHINESE SURVEILLANCE
BALLOON THAT HAD BEEN SPOTTED
CROSSING THE UNITED STATES,

BALLOON THAT HAD BEEN SPOTTED
CROSSING THE UNITED STATES,
OFFICIALLY ENDING HISTORY'S MOST

CROSSING THE UNITED STATES,
OFFICIALLY ENDING HISTORY'S MOST
COMPLICATED GENDER REVEAL PARTY.

OFFICIALLY ENDING HISTORY'S MOST
COMPLICATED GENDER REVEAL PARTY.
BAD NEWS FOR CHINA, IT'S A GIRL.

COMPLICATED GENDER REVEAL PARTY.
BAD NEWS FOR CHINA, IT'S A GIRL.
CHINESE OFFICIALS CONDEMNED THE

BAD NEWS FOR CHINA, IT'S A GIRL.
CHINESE OFFICIALS CONDEMNED THE
DECISION TO DESTROY THE BALLOON

CHINESE OFFICIALS CONDEMNED THE
DECISION TO DESTROY THE BALLOON
SAYING IT WAS A CIVILIAN

DECISION TO DESTROY THE BALLOON
SAYING IT WAS A CIVILIAN
AIRCRAFT.

SAYING IT WAS A CIVILIAN
AIRCRAFT.
BUT EVEN THEY CAN BE EXTREMELY

AIRCRAFT.
BUT EVEN THEY CAN BE EXTREMELY
DANGEROUS.

BUT EVEN THEY CAN BE EXTREMELY
DANGEROUS.
>> THE REVIVED A.P. AMERICAN

DANGEROUS.
>> THE REVIVED A.P. AMERICAN
HISTORY CLASS REMOVED THE

>> THE REVIVED A.P. AMERICAN
HISTORY CLASS REMOVED THE
CLASSES THAT FLORIDA SAYS HAVE

HISTORY CLASS REMOVED THE
CLASSES THAT FLORIDA SAYS HAVE
BEEN PROBLEMATIC.

CLASSES THAT FLORIDA SAYS HAVE
BEEN PROBLEMATIC.
INSTEAD THEY REPLACED IT WITH

BEEN PROBLEMATIC.
INSTEAD THEY REPLACED IT WITH
AUTHORS THEY CALL ONE OF THE

INSTEAD THEY REPLACED IT WITH
AUTHORS THEY CALL ONE OF THE
GOOD ONES.

AUTHORS THEY CALL ONE OF THE
GOOD ONES.
REPRESENTATIVE GEORGE SANTOS

GOOD ONES.
REPRESENTATIVE GEORGE SANTOS
SAID THAT HE IS STEPPING ASIDE

REPRESENTATIVE GEORGE SANTOS
SAID THAT HE IS STEPPING ASIDE
FROM HIS COMMITTEE ASSIGNMENTS

SAID THAT HE IS STEPPING ASIDE
FROM HIS COMMITTEE ASSIGNMENTS
TO PREVENT BEING A DISTRACTION.

FROM HIS COMMITTEE ASSIGNMENTS
TO PREVENT BEING A DISTRACTION.
HE ADDED THE LAST THING I WANT

TO PREVENT BEING A DISTRACTION.
HE ADDED THE LAST THING I WANT
IS ATTENTION.

HE ADDED THE LAST THING I WANT
IS ATTENTION.
THEN HE SACHEED AWAY IN A

IS ATTENTION.
THEN HE SACHEED AWAY IN A
FEATHER BOA.

THEN HE SACHEED AWAY IN A
FEATHER BOA.
>> IT WAS ALSO REPORTED HE LIED

FEATHER BOA.
>> IT WAS ALSO REPORTED HE LIED
TO CAMPAIGN DONORS THAT HE WAS A

>> IT WAS ALSO REPORTED HE LIED
TO CAMPAIGN DONORS THAT HE WAS A
PRODUCER OF SPIDERMAN, TURN OFF

TO CAMPAIGN DONORS THAT HE WAS A
PRODUCER OF SPIDERMAN, TURN OFF
THE DARK, THOUGH HE DID END UP

PRODUCER OF SPIDERMAN, TURN OFF
THE DARK, THOUGH HE DID END UP
WORKING WITH THE GREEN GOBLIN.

THE DARK, THOUGH HE DID END UP
WORKING WITH THE GREEN GOBLIN.
SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE -- THANK

WORKING WITH THE GREEN GOBLIN.
SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE -- THANK
YOU -- SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE

SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE -- THANK
YOU -- SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE
KEVIN McCARTHY SEEN HERE WANTING

YOU -- SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE
KEVIN McCARTHY SEEN HERE WANTING
TO KNOW IF SOMEONE YOU OR YOU

KEVIN McCARTHY SEEN HERE WANTING
TO KNOW IF SOMEONE YOU OR YOU
KNOW HAS BEEN INJURED IN A CAR

TO KNOW IF SOMEONE YOU OR YOU
KNOW HAS BEEN INJURED IN A CAR
ACCIDENT MET IN PERSON WITH

KNOW HAS BEEN INJURED IN A CAR
ACCIDENT MET IN PERSON WITH
PRESIDENT BIDEN ABOUT THE DEBT

ACCIDENT MET IN PERSON WITH
PRESIDENT BIDEN ABOUT THE DEBT
CEILING AND SAID THEY HAD A GOOD

PRESIDENT BIDEN ABOUT THE DEBT
CEILING AND SAID THEY HAD A GOOD
CONVERSATION.

CEILING AND SAID THEY HAD A GOOD
CONVERSATION.
IT WENT SO WELL, BIDEN LET HIM

CONVERSATION.
IT WENT SO WELL, BIDEN LET HIM
PICK A COUPLE OF CLASSIFIED

IT WENT SO WELL, BIDEN LET HIM
PICK A COUPLE OF CLASSIFIED
DOCUMENTS OUT OF A BOWL.

PICK A COUPLE OF CLASSIFIED
DOCUMENTS OUT OF A BOWL.
>> THE FBI SEARCHED PRESIDENT

DOCUMENTS OUT OF A BOWL.
>> THE FBI SEARCHED PRESIDENT
BIDEN'S DELAWARE BEACH HOUSE BUT

>> THE FBI SEARCHED PRESIDENT
BIDEN'S DELAWARE BEACH HOUSE BUT
FOUND NO CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS.

BIDEN'S DELAWARE BEACH HOUSE BUT
FOUND NO CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS.
ALSO, THE NEXT TIME SOMEBODY

FOUND NO CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS.
ALSO, THE NEXT TIME SOMEBODY
TELLS THAT YOU BIDEN GOT

ALSO, THE NEXT TIME SOMEBODY
TELLS THAT YOU BIDEN GOT
BILLIONS FROM CHINA, REMEMBER

TELLS THAT YOU BIDEN GOT
BILLIONS FROM CHINA, REMEMBER
HIS BEACH HOUSE IS IN DELAWARE.

BILLIONS FROM CHINA, REMEMBER
HIS BEACH HOUSE IS IN DELAWARE.
IT WAS ANNOUNCED THAT DONALD

HIS BEACH HOUSE IS IN DELAWARE.
IT WAS ANNOUNCED THAT DONALD
TRUMP'S GOLF COURSES WILL HOST

IT WAS ANNOUNCED THAT DONALD
TRUMP'S GOLF COURSES WILL HOST
THREE LIV GOLF TOURNAMENTS THIS

TRUMP'S GOLF COURSES WILL HOST
THREE LIV GOLF TOURNAMENTS THIS
YEAR, FURTHERING TRUMP'S TIES TO

THREE LIV GOLF TOURNAMENTS THIS
YEAR, FURTHERING TRUMP'S TIES TO
SAUDI ARABIA.

YEAR, FURTHERING TRUMP'S TIES TO
SAUDI ARABIA.
MAKES SENSE, SAUDI ARABIA NEEDS

SAUDI ARABIA.
MAKES SENSE, SAUDI ARABIA NEEDS
VENUE FOR GOLF TOURNAMENTS, AND

MAKES SENSE, SAUDI ARABIA NEEDS
VENUE FOR GOLF TOURNAMENTS, AND
DUMP NEEDS OIL FOR THAT BIG OLE

VENUE FOR GOLF TOURNAMENTS, AND
DUMP NEEDS OIL FOR THAT BIG OLE
DUMP TRUCK.

DUMP NEEDS OIL FOR THAT BIG OLE
DUMP TRUCK.
>> SENATE VOTED TO DESIGNATE

DUMP TRUCK.
>> SENATE VOTED TO DESIGNATE
JANUARY NATIONAL STALKING

>> SENATE VOTED TO DESIGNATE
JANUARY NATIONAL STALKING
AWARENESS MONTH, WHICH IS A GOOD

JANUARY NATIONAL STALKING
AWARENESS MONTH, WHICH IS A GOOD
REMINDER WE'RE ONLY A FEW WEEKS

AWARENESS MONTH, WHICH IS A GOOD
REMINDER WE'RE ONLY A FEW WEEKS
AWAY FROM STALKER CHRISTMAS.

REMINDER WE'RE ONLY A FEW WEEKS
AWAY FROM STALKER CHRISTMAS.
TOO CLOSE TO HOME?

AWAY FROM STALKER CHRISTMAS.
TOO CLOSE TO HOME?
WOW.

TOO CLOSE TO HOME?
WOW.
FLORIDA HAS PROPOSED LEGISLATION

WOW.
FLORIDA HAS PROPOSED LEGISLATION
THAT WOULD ALLOW RESIDENTS TO

FLORIDA HAS PROPOSED LEGISLATION
THAT WOULD ALLOW RESIDENTS TO
CARRY FIREARMS WITHOUT A PERMIT.

THAT WOULD ALLOW RESIDENTS TO
CARRY FIREARMS WITHOUT A PERMIT.
ALSO, EVERYONE GETS TO DO ONE

CARRY FIREARMS WITHOUT A PERMIT.
ALSO, EVERYONE GETS TO DO ONE
MURDER.

ALSO, EVERYONE GETS TO DO ONE
MURDER.
>> NEWLY RELEASED VIDEO OF A

MURDER.
>> NEWLY RELEASED VIDEO OF A
DEPOSITION TO NEW YORK'S

>> NEWLY RELEASED VIDEO OF A
DEPOSITION TO NEW YORK'S
ATTORNEY GENERAL'S OFFICE SHOWS

DEPOSITION TO NEW YORK'S
ATTORNEY GENERAL'S OFFICE SHOWS
FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP TAKING

ATTORNEY GENERAL'S OFFICE SHOWS
FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP TAKING
THE FIFTH HUNDREDS OF TIMES.

FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP TAKING
THE FIFTH HUNDREDS OF TIMES.
ALSO TAKING A FIFTH, HIS LAWYER.

THE FIFTH HUNDREDS OF TIMES.
ALSO TAKING A FIFTH, HIS LAWYER.
>> FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, TWO

ALSO TAKING A FIFTH, HIS LAWYER.
>> FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, TWO
BROTHERS WILL BE FACING OFF

>> FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, TWO
BROTHERS WILL BE FACING OFF
AGAINST EACH OTHER IN THE SUPER

BROTHERS WILL BE FACING OFF
AGAINST EACH OTHER IN THE SUPER
BOWL.

AGAINST EACH OTHER IN THE SUPER
BOWL.
INCIDENTALLY, TWO BROTHERS IN

BOWL.
INCIDENTALLY, TWO BROTHERS IN
THE SUPER BOWL IS WHY MY

INCIDENTALLY, TWO BROTHERS IN
THE SUPER BOWL IS WHY MY
GRANDFATHER WON'T BE WATCHING.

THE SUPER BOWL IS WHY MY
GRANDFATHER WON'T BE WATCHING.
>> OH IN FEBRUARY, MAN, WOW.

GRANDFATHER WON'T BE WATCHING.
>> OH IN FEBRUARY, MAN, WOW.
THIS THURSDAY WAS GROUNDHOG DAY,

>> OH IN FEBRUARY, MAN, WOW.
THIS THURSDAY WAS GROUNDHOG DAY,
AND PHIL SAW HIS SHADOW.

THIS THURSDAY WAS GROUNDHOG DAY,
AND PHIL SAW HIS SHADOW.
HERE TO TALK ABOUT IT IS PHIL.

AND PHIL SAW HIS SHADOW.
HERE TO TALK ABOUT IT IS PHIL.
DO YOU HAVE ANY ADVICE?

HERE TO TALK ABOUT IT IS PHIL.
DO YOU HAVE ANY ADVICE?
>> I DON'T KNOW, MAN, THINGS ARE

DO YOU HAVE ANY ADVICE?
>> I DON'T KNOW, MAN, THINGS ARE
BLEAK OUT THERE.

>> I DON'T KNOW, MAN, THINGS ARE
BLEAK OUT THERE.
RIDE IT OUT, I GUESS.

BLEAK OUT THERE.
RIDE IT OUT, I GUESS.
>> YOU SEEM PRETTY DOWN.

RIDE IT OUT, I GUESS.
>> YOU SEEM PRETTY DOWN.
I THOUGHT IT WAS A BIG DAY FOR

>> YOU SEEM PRETTY DOWN.
I THOUGHT IT WAS A BIG DAY FOR
YOU.

I THOUGHT IT WAS A BIG DAY FOR
YOU.
>> WHAT'S THE POINT OF ME?

YOU.
>> WHAT'S THE POINT OF ME?
A WEATHER PREDICTING GROUNDHOG

>> WHAT'S THE POINT OF ME?
A WEATHER PREDICTING GROUNDHOG
IN THE YEAR 2023?

A WEATHER PREDICTING GROUNDHOG
IN THE YEAR 2023?
I'M USELESS.

IN THE YEAR 2023?
I'M USELESS.
I'M LIKE A CONDEMN IN NICK

I'M USELESS.
I'M LIKE A CONDEMN IN NICK
CANNON'S WALLET.

I'M LIKE A CONDEMN IN NICK
CANNON'S WALLET.
>> BUT YOU DID SEE YOUR SHADOW?

CANNON'S WALLET.
>> BUT YOU DID SEE YOUR SHADOW?
>> I'M SEEING MY SHADOW

>> BUT YOU DID SEE YOUR SHADOW?
>> I'M SEEING MY SHADOW
EVERYWHERE.

>> I'M SEEING MY SHADOW
EVERYWHERE.
CLIMATE CHANGE HAS MADE IT ALL

EVERYWHERE.
CLIMATE CHANGE HAS MADE IT ALL
USELESS.

CLIMATE CHANGE HAS MADE IT ALL
USELESS.
IS WINTER STILL HERE?

USELESS.
IS WINTER STILL HERE?
I JOGGED IN MY SHORTS THE OTHER

IS WINTER STILL HERE?
I JOGGED IN MY SHORTS THE OTHER
DAY.

I JOGGED IN MY SHORTS THE OTHER
DAY.
>> YOU JOG?

DAY.
>> YOU JOG?
>> IT'S A RESOLUTION.

>> YOU JOG?
>> IT'S A RESOLUTION.
I WASN'T ABOUT TO DO DRY

>> IT'S A RESOLUTION.
I WASN'T ABOUT TO DO DRY
JANUARY.

I WASN'T ABOUT TO DO DRY
JANUARY.

JANUARY.

ALCOHOL, THE ONLY COOL WAY TO
WET THE BED.

ALCOHOL, THE ONLY COOL WAY TO
WET THE BED.
YOU KNOW THE CORE STOPPED?

WET THE BED.
YOU KNOW THE CORE STOPPED?
THE EARTH'S CORE STOPPED

YOU KNOW THE CORE STOPPED?
THE EARTH'S CORE STOPPED
SPINNING.

THE EARTH'S CORE STOPPED
SPINNING.
LOOK.

SPINNING.
LOOK.
SEE.

LOOK.
SEE.
JUST STRAIGHT UP STOPPED.

SEE.
JUST STRAIGHT UP STOPPED.
THEY WANT ME TO GO TO WORK?

JUST STRAIGHT UP STOPPED.
THEY WANT ME TO GO TO WORK?
I'M A GROUNDHOG.

THEY WANT ME TO GO TO WORK?
I'M A GROUNDHOG.
I LIVE CLOSE TO THE CORE, CHE.

I'M A GROUNDHOG.
I LIVE CLOSE TO THE CORE, CHE.
NOT THAT CLOSE, BUT CLOSE ENOUGH

I LIVE CLOSE TO THE CORE, CHE.
NOT THAT CLOSE, BUT CLOSE ENOUGH
WHEN IT STOPPED SPINNING, I WAS

NOT THAT CLOSE, BUT CLOSE ENOUGH
WHEN IT STOPPED SPINNING, I WAS
LIKE, WHOA, YOU GUYS FEEL THAT?

WHEN IT STOPPED SPINNING, I WAS
LIKE, WHOA, YOU GUYS FEEL THAT?

LIKE, WHOA, YOU GUYS FEEL THAT?

MIND IF I DO A BUMP REAL QUICK?
>> NO.

MIND IF I DO A BUMP REAL QUICK?
>> NO.
>> AT THE AFTERPARTY, ALL RIGHT.

>> NO.
>> AT THE AFTERPARTY, ALL RIGHT.
YOU KNOW THE MOON'S THE SUN NOW?

>> AT THE AFTERPARTY, ALL RIGHT.
YOU KNOW THE MOON'S THE SUN NOW?
>> WHAT?

YOU KNOW THE MOON'S THE SUN NOW?
>> WHAT?
>> LOOK.

>> WHAT?
>> LOOK.
BECAUSE OF WILDFIRES, THIS IS

>> LOOK.
BECAUSE OF WILDFIRES, THIS IS
WHAT THE SUN LOOKS LIKE IN

BECAUSE OF WILDFIRES, THIS IS
WHAT THE SUN LOOKS LIKE IN
CALIFORNIA FOR LIKE WEEKS AT A

WHAT THE SUN LOOKS LIKE IN
CALIFORNIA FOR LIKE WEEKS AT A
TIME.

CALIFORNIA FOR LIKE WEEKS AT A
TIME.
IT'S LIKE THEY'RE ON A STAR WARS

TIME.
IT'S LIKE THEY'RE ON A STAR WARS
PLANET, AND NOT EVEN A GOOD ONE.

IT'S LIKE THEY'RE ON A STAR WARS
PLANET, AND NOT EVEN A GOOD ONE.
LIKE ONE OF THOSE DUSTY POOR

PLANET, AND NOT EVEN A GOOD ONE.
LIKE ONE OF THOSE DUSTY POOR
ONES.

LIKE ONE OF THOSE DUSTY POOR
ONES.
YOU KNOW FOR ME, THIS IS SPACE.

ONES.
YOU KNOW FOR ME, THIS IS SPACE.
>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.

YOU KNOW FOR ME, THIS IS SPACE.
>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.
>> WELL, GROUNDHOGS LIVE UNDER

>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.
>> WELL, GROUNDHOGS LIVE UNDER
GROUND, SO TO ME, THIS IS SPACE.

>> WELL, GROUNDHOGS LIVE UNDER
GROUND, SO TO ME, THIS IS SPACE.
HOUSTON, REQUESTING OXYGEN

GROUND, SO TO ME, THIS IS SPACE.
HOUSTON, REQUESTING OXYGEN
BREAK.

HOUSTON, REQUESTING OXYGEN
BREAK.
TIME IS AN ILLUSION.

BREAK.
TIME IS AN ILLUSION.
YEP, SCIENCE GUYS ARE SAYING

TIME IS AN ILLUSION.
YEP, SCIENCE GUYS ARE SAYING
THIS.

YEP, SCIENCE GUYS ARE SAYING
THIS.
IT'S NOT JUST AN EXCUSE I USE

THIS.
IT'S NOT JUST AN EXCUSE I USE
WHENEVER MY OLD LADY SAYS I

IT'S NOT JUST AN EXCUSE I USE
WHENEVER MY OLD LADY SAYS I
MISSED OUR ANNIVERSARY.

WHENEVER MY OLD LADY SAYS I
MISSED OUR ANNIVERSARY.
WE STEP OUT, GUYS LIKE US, DON'T

MISSED OUR ANNIVERSARY.
WE STEP OUT, GUYS LIKE US, DON'T
WE SM.

WE STEP OUT, GUYS LIKE US, DON'T
WE SM.
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN GUYS LIKE

WE SM.
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN GUYS LIKE
US?

>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN GUYS LIKE
US?
>> COME ON.

US?
>> COME ON.
I'M PUNXSUTAWNEY PHIL.

>> COME ON.
I'M PUNXSUTAWNEY PHIL.
SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE SIGNED UP

I'M PUNXSUTAWNEY PHIL.
SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE SIGNED UP
FOR.

SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE SIGNED UP
FOR.
>> YOU'RE A BAD GROUNDHOG.

FOR.
>> YOU'RE A BAD GROUNDHOG.
>> I'M NOT A BAD GROUNDHOG.

>> YOU'RE A BAD GROUNDHOG.
>> I'M NOT A BAD GROUNDHOG.
I JUST LIKE GOOD BEAVER.

>> I'M NOT A BAD GROUNDHOG.
I JUST LIKE GOOD BEAVER.
>> OH, MAN.

I JUST LIKE GOOD BEAVER.
>> OH, MAN.
>> BUT SERIOUSLY, I'M TRYING TO

>> OH, MAN.
>> BUT SERIOUSLY, I'M TRYING TO
KEEP MY MIND RIGHT BY GETTING

>> BUT SERIOUSLY, I'M TRYING TO
KEEP MY MIND RIGHT BY GETTING
BACK TO THE BASICS, TOUCHING THE

KEEP MY MIND RIGHT BY GETTING
BACK TO THE BASICS, TOUCHING THE
GRASS, EATING THE GRASS, SMOKING

BACK TO THE BASICS, TOUCHING THE
GRASS, EATING THE GRASS, SMOKING
THE GRASS.

GRASS, EATING THE GRASS, SMOKING
THE GRASS.
YOU KNOW, THOSE TOP HAT PEOPLE

THE GRASS.
YOU KNOW, THOSE TOP HAT PEOPLE
TOUCH ME.

YOU KNOW, THOSE TOP HAT PEOPLE
TOUCH ME.
THAT'S PROBABLY WHY I DRINK.

TOUCH ME.
THAT'S PROBABLY WHY I DRINK.
>> WHAT?

THAT'S PROBABLY WHY I DRINK.
>> WHAT?
>> YOU HEARD ME.

>> WHAT?
>> YOU HEARD ME.
LOOK, AT THE END OF THE DAY, I

>> YOU HEARD ME.
LOOK, AT THE END OF THE DAY, I
JUST WANT TO LIVE A LONG

LOOK, AT THE END OF THE DAY, I
JUST WANT TO LIVE A LONG
PEACEFUL LIFE AND DIE OF NATURAL

JUST WANT TO LIVE A LONG
PEACEFUL LIFE AND DIE OF NATURAL
CAUSES.

PEACEFUL LIFE AND DIE OF NATURAL
CAUSES.
>> THAT'S ACTUALLY VERY SWEET.

CAUSES.
>> THAT'S ACTUALLY VERY SWEET.
>> WELL, FOR A GROUNDHOG,

>> THAT'S ACTUALLY VERY SWEET.
>> WELL, FOR A GROUNDHOG,
NATURAL CAUSES MEANS GETTING

>> WELL, FOR A GROUNDHOG,
NATURAL CAUSES MEANS GETTING
OBLITERATED BY AN 18 WHEELER.

NATURAL CAUSES MEANS GETTING
OBLITERATED BY AN 18 WHEELER.
>> OH, MY GOD, MAN.

OBLITERATED BY AN 18 WHEELER.
>> OH, MY GOD, MAN.
>> THEY SAY YOU CAN'T EVEN FEEL

>> OH, MY GOD, MAN.
>> THEY SAY YOU CAN'T EVEN FEEL
IT.

>> THEY SAY YOU CAN'T EVEN FEEL
IT.
I'LL LET YOU KNOW.

IT.
I'LL LET YOU KNOW.
>> PUNXSUTAWNEY PHIL, EVERYBODY.

I'LL LET YOU KNOW.
>> PUNXSUTAWNEY PHIL, EVERYBODY.
>> A GENETIC ENGINEERING COMPANY

>> PUNXSUTAWNEY PHIL, EVERYBODY.
>> A GENETIC ENGINEERING COMPANY
HAS ANNOUNCED PLANS TO BRING

>> A GENETIC ENGINEERING COMPANY
HAS ANNOUNCED PLANS TO BRING
BACK THE LONG EXTENSION DODO

HAS ANNOUNCED PLANS TO BRING
BACK THE LONG EXTENSION DODO
BIRD, BUT ONLY FOR A LIMITED

BACK THE LONG EXTENSION DODO
BIRD, BUT ONLY FOR A LIMITED
TIME AT ARBY'S.

BIRD, BUT ONLY FOR A LIMITED
TIME AT ARBY'S.
>> WE HAVE THE DODO BIRDS.

TIME AT ARBY'S.
>> WE HAVE THE DODO BIRDS.
>> AMC THEATERS IS CELEBRATING

>> WE HAVE THE DODO BIRDS.
>> AMC THEATERS IS CELEBRATING
BLACK HISTORY MONTH BY OFFERING

>> AMC THEATERS IS CELEBRATING
BLACK HISTORY MONTH BY OFFERING
$5 TICKETS TO RECENTLY RELEASED

BLACK HISTORY MONTH BY OFFERING
$5 TICKETS TO RECENTLY RELEASED
BLACK LED MOVIES.

$5 TICKETS TO RECENTLY RELEASED
BLACK LED MOVIES.
THEY'RE ALSO HONORING BLACK

BLACK LED MOVIES.
THEY'RE ALSO HONORING BLACK
PEOPLE BY STARTING THE MOVIE 20

THEY'RE ALSO HONORING BLACK
PEOPLE BY STARTING THE MOVIE 20
MINUTES LATE.

PEOPLE BY STARTING THE MOVIE 20
MINUTES LATE.
DO YOU GET THAT, COLIN?

MINUTES LATE.
DO YOU GET THAT, COLIN?
>> I DON'T KNOW.

DO YOU GET THAT, COLIN?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING

>> I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING
ABOUT.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING
ABOUT.
POLICE OFFICIALS IN COLORADO SAY

ABOUT.
POLICE OFFICIALS IN COLORADO SAY
THAT A BEAR DISCOVERED A WILD

POLICE OFFICIALS IN COLORADO SAY
THAT A BEAR DISCOVERED A WILD
LIFE CAMERA IN THE WOODS AND

THAT A BEAR DISCOVERED A WILD
LIFE CAMERA IN THE WOODS AND
POSED FOR MORE THAN 400 SELFIES.

LIFE CAMERA IN THE WOODS AND
POSED FOR MORE THAN 400 SELFIES.
400 SELFIES OF A BEAR IS ALSO

POSED FOR MORE THAN 400 SELFIES.
400 SELFIES OF A BEAR IS ALSO
KNOWN AS A GRINDER PROFILE.

400 SELFIES OF A BEAR IS ALSO
KNOWN AS A GRINDER PROFILE.
THE U.S. SURGEON GENERAL IS

KNOWN AS A GRINDER PROFILE.
THE U.S. SURGEON GENERAL IS
WARNING THAT CHILDREN ARE

THE U.S. SURGEON GENERAL IS
WARNING THAT CHILDREN ARE
JOINING SOCIAL MEDIA AT TOO

WARNING THAT CHILDREN ARE
JOINING SOCIAL MEDIA AT TOO
YOUNG AN AGE, AND THEY SHOULD

JOINING SOCIAL MEDIA AT TOO
YOUNG AN AGE, AND THEY SHOULD
WAIT UNTIL THEY'RE AT LEAST 16,

YOUNG AN AGE, AND THEY SHOULD
WAIT UNTIL THEY'RE AT LEAST 16,
WHEN THEY'RE HOTTER.

WAIT UNTIL THEY'RE AT LEAST 16,
WHEN THEY'RE HOTTER.
>> A NEW STUDY FINDS THAT

WHEN THEY'RE HOTTER.
>> A NEW STUDY FINDS THAT
DESPITE WOMEN MAKING LESS MONEY

>> A NEW STUDY FINDS THAT
DESPITE WOMEN MAKING LESS MONEY
THAN MEN, MORE SINGLE WOMEN IN

DESPITE WOMEN MAKING LESS MONEY
THAN MEN, MORE SINGLE WOMEN IN
THE U.S. OWN HOMES THAN SINGLE

THAN MEN, MORE SINGLE WOMEN IN
THE U.S. OWN HOMES THAN SINGLE
MEN, THANKS TO A PHENOMENON

THE U.S. OWN HOMES THAN SINGLE
MEN, THANKS TO A PHENOMENON
ECONOMISTS CALL DIVORCE.

MEN, THANKS TO A PHENOMENON
ECONOMISTS CALL DIVORCE.
>> A SCHOOL OFFICIAL IN ILLINOIS

ECONOMISTS CALL DIVORCE.
>> A SCHOOL OFFICIAL IN ILLINOIS
HAS BEEN ARRESTED ON CHARGES OF

>> A SCHOOL OFFICIAL IN ILLINOIS
HAS BEEN ARRESTED ON CHARGES OF
STEALING OVER $1 MILLION WORTH

HAS BEEN ARRESTED ON CHARGES OF
STEALING OVER $1 MILLION WORTH
OF CHICKEN WINGS, SAID THE

STEALING OVER $1 MILLION WORTH
OF CHICKEN WINGS, SAID THE
OFFICIAL, I SWEAR, I WAS GOING

OF CHICKEN WINGS, SAID THE
OFFICIAL, I SWEAR, I WAS GOING
TO GIVE ALL THE MONEY -- BOCK!

OFFICIAL, I SWEAR, I WAS GOING
TO GIVE ALL THE MONEY -- BOCK!
>> NO.

TO GIVE ALL THE MONEY -- BOCK!
>> NO.
DON'T -- THE UNITED KINGDOM WILL

>> NO.
DON'T -- THE UNITED KINGDOM WILL
BE CROWNING ITS NEW KING AND

DON'T -- THE UNITED KINGDOM WILL
BE CROWNING ITS NEW KING AND
QUEEN SOON, LAUNCHING A NEW ERA

BE CROWNING ITS NEW KING AND
QUEEN SOON, LAUNCHING A NEW ERA
OF THE BRITISH MONARCHY.

QUEEN SOON, LAUNCHING A NEW ERA
OF THE BRITISH MONARCHY.
HERE TO COMMENT OR BRITISH

OF THE BRITISH MONARCHY.
HERE TO COMMENT OR BRITISH
RAPPERS MILLIE FOUNDS AND

HERE TO COMMENT OR BRITISH
RAPPERS MILLIE FOUNDS AND
SHIRTY.

RAPPERS MILLIE FOUNDS AND
SHIRTY.
>> THANKS, CHE.

SHIRTY.
>> THANKS, CHE.
>> SO, GUYS, WHAT'S GOING ON

>> THANKS, CHE.
>> SO, GUYS, WHAT'S GOING ON
WITH THE ROYAL FAMILY?

>> SO, GUYS, WHAT'S GOING ON
WITH THE ROYAL FAMILY?
CAN YOU GIVE US AN UPDATE?

WITH THE ROYAL FAMILY?
CAN YOU GIVE US AN UPDATE?
>> RIGHT, RIGHT, LISTEN, MATE.

CAN YOU GIVE US AN UPDATE?
>> RIGHT, RIGHT, LISTEN, MATE.
ALL THE FOCUS IS ON THE ROYALS

>> RIGHT, RIGHT, LISTEN, MATE.
ALL THE FOCUS IS ON THE ROYALS
WHEN IT SHOULD BE ON ENGLAND'S

ALL THE FOCUS IS ON THE ROYALS
WHEN IT SHOULD BE ON ENGLAND'S
EXPLOITIVE TABLOID PRESS.

WHEN IT SHOULD BE ON ENGLAND'S
EXPLOITIVE TABLOID PRESS.
>> IT'S PANTS, MATE.

EXPLOITIVE TABLOID PRESS.
>> IT'S PANTS, MATE.
>> IT'S PANTS.

>> IT'S PANTS, MATE.
>> IT'S PANTS.
>> WHAT IS PANTS?

>> IT'S PANTS.
>> WHAT IS PANTS?
>> IT'S PANTS.

>> WHAT IS PANTS?
>> IT'S PANTS.
>> WE KNOW WHAT REALLY GOES

>> IT'S PANTS.
>> WE KNOW WHAT REALLY GOES
DOWN.

>> WE KNOW WHAT REALLY GOES
DOWN.
WE'VE KNOWN HARRY SINCE OUR DAYS

DOWN.
WE'VE KNOWN HARRY SINCE OUR DAYS
AT EDEN.

WE'VE KNOWN HARRY SINCE OUR DAYS
AT EDEN.
>> YOU GUYS WENT TO EDEN?

AT EDEN.
>> YOU GUYS WENT TO EDEN?
>> YEAH.

>> YOU GUYS WENT TO EDEN?
>> YEAH.
>> EATING YOUR MOM'S BUM.

>> YEAH.
>> EATING YOUR MOM'S BUM.
>> NO.

>> EATING YOUR MOM'S BUM.
>> NO.
BUT SERIOUSLY.

>> NO.
BUT SERIOUSLY.
LOOK, LOOK.

BUT SERIOUSLY.
LOOK, LOOK.
IF YOU WANT US TO SUM UP OUR

LOOK, LOOK.
IF YOU WANT US TO SUM UP OUR
THOUGHTS TAKE OUT THE PODS AND

IF YOU WANT US TO SUM UP OUR
THOUGHTS TAKE OUT THE PODS AND
HEAR ME, ALL RIGHT?

THOUGHTS TAKE OUT THE PODS AND
HEAR ME, ALL RIGHT?
BECAUSE WE HAVE A WAY OF

HEAR ME, ALL RIGHT?
BECAUSE WE HAVE A WAY OF
TALKING.

BECAUSE WE HAVE A WAY OF
TALKING.
ACTUALLY, MILLIE POUNDS.

TALKING.
ACTUALLY, MILLIE POUNDS.
>> YEAH.

ACTUALLY, MILLIE POUNDS.
>> YEAH.
♪ PRINCE HARRY, PRINCE HARRY,

>> YEAH.
♪ PRINCE HARRY, PRINCE HARRY,
STAYED OVER AT TYLER PERRYS, I'M

♪ PRINCE HARRY, PRINCE HARRY,
STAYED OVER AT TYLER PERRYS, I'M
ALLERGIC TO DAIRY ♪

STAYED OVER AT TYLER PERRYS, I'M
ALLERGIC TO DAIRY ♪
♪ HARRY AND MEGHAN, RONALD

ALLERGIC TO DAIRY ♪
♪ HARRY AND MEGHAN, RONALD
REAGAN, INTERRACIAL DATING,

♪ HARRY AND MEGHAN, RONALD
REAGAN, INTERRACIAL DATING,
QUEEN SAID NOT TODAY ♪

REAGAN, INTERRACIAL DATING,
QUEEN SAID NOT TODAY ♪
♪ I SLIDE DOWN THE ROAD LIKE --

QUEEN SAID NOT TODAY ♪
♪ I SLIDE DOWN THE ROAD LIKE --
GIRL SAW ME LIKE -- BECAUSE I

♪ I SLIDE DOWN THE ROAD LIKE --
GIRL SAW ME LIKE -- BECAUSE I
STAY HOT LIKE YOUNG ♪

GIRL SAW ME LIKE -- BECAUSE I
STAY HOT LIKE YOUNG ♪
>> GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, NO.

STAY HOT LIKE YOUNG ♪
>> GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, NO.
STOP.

>> GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, NO.
STOP.
WHO IS YAN WUDUS?

STOP.
WHO IS YAN WUDUS?
>> CHE, WHY DID YOU STOP IT,

WHO IS YAN WUDUS?
>> CHE, WHY DID YOU STOP IT,
MATE?

>> CHE, WHY DID YOU STOP IT,
MATE?
>> WE SHARED SO MANY FACTS.

MATE?
>> WE SHARED SO MANY FACTS.
>> YOU REALLY DIDN'T.

>> WE SHARED SO MANY FACTS.
>> YOU REALLY DIDN'T.
>> IT'S NOT ALL CHICKEN SHOPS

>> YOU REALLY DIDN'T.
>> IT'S NOT ALL CHICKEN SHOPS
AND TEA.

>> IT'S NOT ALL CHICKEN SHOPS
AND TEA.
BUT I THINK THIS NEXT VERSE WILL

AND TEA.
BUT I THINK THIS NEXT VERSE WILL
REALLY SHINE A LIGHT ON WHAT'S

BUT I THINK THIS NEXT VERSE WILL
REALLY SHINE A LIGHT ON WHAT'S
HAPPENING WHERE WE COME FROM.

REALLY SHINE A LIGHT ON WHAT'S
HAPPENING WHERE WE COME FROM.
ALL RIGHT?

HAPPENING WHERE WE COME FROM.
ALL RIGHT?
♪ PRIME MINISTER, YOU KNOW THAT,

ALL RIGHT?
♪ PRIME MINISTER, YOU KNOW THAT,
HE GOT STYLES LIKE HARRY, I'M

♪ PRIME MINISTER, YOU KNOW THAT,
HE GOT STYLES LIKE HARRY, I'M
ALLERGIC TO DAIRY ♪

HE GOT STYLES LIKE HARRY, I'M
ALLERGIC TO DAIRY ♪
♪ YOUR BOYFRIEND IS POOR, I MAKE

ALLERGIC TO DAIRY ♪
♪ YOUR BOYFRIEND IS POOR, I MAKE
MORE, I CHAT ONLINE WITH YOUR

♪ YOUR BOYFRIEND IS POOR, I MAKE
MORE, I CHAT ONLINE WITH YOUR
GIRL BECAUSE I STAY UP LIKE

MORE, I CHAT ONLINE WITH YOUR
GIRL BECAUSE I STAY UP LIKE
YAN WUDUS ♪

GIRL BECAUSE I STAY UP LIKE
YAN WUDUS ♪
>> OKAY.

YAN WUDUS ♪
>> OKAY.
WAIT, WAIT.

>> OKAY.
WAIT, WAIT.
WHAT IS -- WHAT IS THAT?

WAIT, WAIT.
WHAT IS -- WHAT IS THAT?
I GREW UP IN NEW YORK IN THE

WHAT IS -- WHAT IS THAT?
I GREW UP IN NEW YORK IN THE
'90s, SO I CONSIDER MYSELF A

I GREW UP IN NEW YORK IN THE
'90s, SO I CONSIDER MYSELF A
PRETTY FRESH GUY WHEN IT COMES

'90s, SO I CONSIDER MYSELF A
PRETTY FRESH GUY WHEN IT COMES
TO HIP HOP, BUT I'VE NEVER HEARD

PRETTY FRESH GUY WHEN IT COMES
TO HIP HOP, BUT I'VE NEVER HEARD
THAT BEFORE.

TO HIP HOP, BUT I'VE NEVER HEARD
THAT BEFORE.
>> BACK HOME, WE DON'T REALLY

THAT BEFORE.
>> BACK HOME, WE DON'T REALLY
HAVE GUNS, DO WE?

>> BACK HOME, WE DON'T REALLY
HAVE GUNS, DO WE?
>> BOP, BOP.

HAVE GUNS, DO WE?
>> BOP, BOP.
>> BUT WE DO HAVE LITTLE TINY

>> BOP, BOP.
>> BUT WE DO HAVE LITTLE TINY
KNIVES WE CARRY WITH US AT ALL

>> BUT WE DO HAVE LITTLE TINY
KNIVES WE CARRY WITH US AT ALL
TIMES, AND THOSE KIND OF SOUND

KNIVES WE CARRY WITH US AT ALL
TIMES, AND THOSE KIND OF SOUND
LIKE SHSHSH.

TIMES, AND THOSE KIND OF SOUND
LIKE SHSHSH.
>> BUT WHO IS YAN WUDUS.

LIKE SHSHSH.
>> BUT WHO IS YAN WUDUS.
>> A SEMI FOOTBALL PLAYER FROM

>> BUT WHO IS YAN WUDUS.
>> A SEMI FOOTBALL PLAYER FROM
THE '80s.

>> A SEMI FOOTBALL PLAYER FROM
THE '80s.
>> YOU LIKE SOCCER.

THE '80s.
>> YOU LIKE SOCCER.
CAN YOU TELL US HOW THE BRITS

>> YOU LIKE SOCCER.
CAN YOU TELL US HOW THE BRITS
FEEL ABOUT PEOPLE

CAN YOU TELL US HOW THE BRITS
FEEL ABOUT PEOPLE
♪ CORRUPT, YOUR GIRL TOLD ME

FEEL ABOUT PEOPLE
♪ CORRUPT, YOUR GIRL TOLD ME
WHAT'S UP, TRY TO SEE THAT

♪ CORRUPT, YOUR GIRL TOLD ME
WHAT'S UP, TRY TO SEE THAT
BUTT ♪

WHAT'S UP, TRY TO SEE THAT
BUTT ♪
♪ I'M ALLERGIC TO DAIRY ♪

BUTT ♪
♪ I'M ALLERGIC TO DAIRY ♪
♪ ON A VESPA SCOOTER ♪

♪ I'M ALLERGIC TO DAIRY ♪
♪ ON A VESPA SCOOTER ♪

>>> BABE, SO BEFORE WE GO IN, I
JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW MY MOM CAN
BE PRETTY PROTECTIVE OF ME, AND

JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW MY MOM CAN
BE PRETTY PROTECTIVE OF ME, AND
I JUST DON'T WANT YOU TO GET

BE PRETTY PROTECTIVE OF ME, AND
I JUST DON'T WANT YOU TO GET
SCARED OFF.

I JUST DON'T WANT YOU TO GET
SCARED OFF.
>> DON'T WORRY.

SCARED OFF.
>> DON'T WORRY.
WE'RE GOOD.

>> DON'T WORRY.
WE'RE GOOD.
>> OKAY.

WE'RE GOOD.
>> OKAY.
WE'RE HOME!

>> OKAY.
WE'RE HOME!
>> I'M COMING!

WE'RE HOME!
>> I'M COMING!
>> MAMA!

>> I'M COMING!
>> MAMA!
>> MAN OF MY LIFE.

>> MAMA!
>> MAN OF MY LIFE.
MY COLLEGE BOY, I MISSED YOU SO

>> MAN OF MY LIFE.
MY COLLEGE BOY, I MISSED YOU SO
MUCH.

MY COLLEGE BOY, I MISSED YOU SO
MUCH.
YOU DON'T CALL ENOUGH, BAD BOY,

MUCH.
YOU DON'T CALL ENOUGH, BAD BOY,
I KILL YOU.

YOU DON'T CALL ENOUGH, BAD BOY,
I KILL YOU.
I PUT YOU IN JAIL.

I KILL YOU.
I PUT YOU IN JAIL.

I PUT YOU IN JAIL.

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
>> WELL, I LOVE YOU TOO, MAMA,

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
>> WELL, I LOVE YOU TOO, MAMA,
AND I WANT TO INTRODUCE YOU TO

>> WELL, I LOVE YOU TOO, MAMA,
AND I WANT TO INTRODUCE YOU TO
MY NEW GIRLFRIEND, BRITNEY.

AND I WANT TO INTRODUCE YOU TO
MY NEW GIRLFRIEND, BRITNEY.
>> YES, MS. FLORES, I'M BRITNEY.

MY NEW GIRLFRIEND, BRITNEY.
>> YES, MS. FLORES, I'M BRITNEY.
I'VE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT YOU.

>> YES, MS. FLORES, I'M BRITNEY.
I'VE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT YOU.
>> YOU'RE CUTE.

I'VE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT YOU.
>> YOU'RE CUTE.
YOU DRESS LIKE A BOY.

>> YOU'RE CUTE.
YOU DRESS LIKE A BOY.
I LIKE THAT.

YOU DRESS LIKE A BOY.
I LIKE THAT.
>> MAMA, LET'S EAT.

I LIKE THAT.
>> MAMA, LET'S EAT.
HOW ABOUT THAT?

>> MAMA, LET'S EAT.
HOW ABOUT THAT?
>> AND MY PARENTS TAUGHT ME

HOW ABOUT THAT?
>> AND MY PARENTS TAUGHT ME
NEVER TO COME EMPTY HANDED, SO I

>> AND MY PARENTS TAUGHT ME
NEVER TO COME EMPTY HANDED, SO I
DID BRING SOME VEGAN SLIDERS.

NEVER TO COME EMPTY HANDED, SO I
DID BRING SOME VEGAN SLIDERS.
[ SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH ]

DID BRING SOME VEGAN SLIDERS.
[ SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH ]
VEGAN SLIDERS.

[ SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH ]
VEGAN SLIDERS.
>> ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ME?

VEGAN SLIDERS.
>> ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ME?
>> YES.

>> ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ME?
>> YES.
BUT IN A GOOD WAY.

>> YES.
BUT IN A GOOD WAY.
DON'T WORRY.

BUT IN A GOOD WAY.
DON'T WORRY.
MAMA, WE'RE HUNGRY.

DON'T WORRY.
MAMA, WE'RE HUNGRY.
>> AND THIS LOOKS GREAT.

MAMA, WE'RE HUNGRY.
>> AND THIS LOOKS GREAT.
WHERE SHOULD I PUT THESE?

>> AND THIS LOOKS GREAT.
WHERE SHOULD I PUT THESE?
>> I'LL TAKE IT.

WHERE SHOULD I PUT THESE?
>> I'LL TAKE IT.
THANK YOU.

SIT, SIT.
>> EVERYTHING LOOKS SO GREAT,
MAMA.

>> EVERYTHING LOOKS SO GREAT,
MAMA.
THANK YOU.

MAMA.
THANK YOU.
>> SO, BRITNEY, WHAT ARE YOU

THANK YOU.
>> SO, BRITNEY, WHAT ARE YOU
STUDYING?

>> SO, BRITNEY, WHAT ARE YOU
STUDYING?
>> I'M ACTUALLY STUDYING FINE

STUDYING?
>> I'M ACTUALLY STUDYING FINE
ART WITH A CONCENTRATION IN 17th

>> I'M ACTUALLY STUDYING FINE
ART WITH A CONCENTRATION IN 17th
CENTURY BROKE ARCHITECTURE.

ART WITH A CONCENTRATION IN 17th
CENTURY BROKE ARCHITECTURE.
>> SO SHE DOESN'T LIKE MONEY?

CENTURY BROKE ARCHITECTURE.
>> SO SHE DOESN'T LIKE MONEY?
>> MAMA, PLEASE, BRITNEY WANTS

>> SO SHE DOESN'T LIKE MONEY?
>> MAMA, PLEASE, BRITNEY WANTS
TO BE AN ART PROFESSOR ONE DAY.

>> MAMA, PLEASE, BRITNEY WANTS
TO BE AN ART PROFESSOR ONE DAY.
>> SO SHE'S A LESBIAN.

TO BE AN ART PROFESSOR ONE DAY.
>> SO SHE'S A LESBIAN.
>> MAMA, PLEASE.

>> SO SHE'S A LESBIAN.
>> MAMA, PLEASE.
>> NO, NO

>> MAMA, PLEASE.
>> NO, NO
[ SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH ]

>> NO, NO
[ SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH ]
BROKE ARCHITECTURE.

[ SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH ]
BROKE ARCHITECTURE.
>> MAMA, POR FAVOR.

BROKE ARCHITECTURE.
>> MAMA, POR FAVOR.
>> VAN GOGH, PICASSO, VEGAN

>> MAMA, POR FAVOR.
>> VAN GOGH, PICASSO, VEGAN
SLIDERS.

>> VAN GOGH, PICASSO, VEGAN
SLIDERS.
>> THIS IS A NICE WHITE GIRL.

SLIDERS.
>> THIS IS A NICE WHITE GIRL.
SUN SCREEN

>> THIS IS A NICE WHITE GIRL.
SUN SCREEN
[ SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH ]

SUN SCREEN
[ SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH ]
ULTIMATE FRISBEE.

[ SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH ]
ULTIMATE FRISBEE.
>> OH, MY GOSH.

ULTIMATE FRISBEE.
>> OH, MY GOSH.
LISTEN.

>> OH, MY GOSH.
LISTEN.
I'M SO SORRY IF I OFFENDED YOU

LISTEN.
I'M SO SORRY IF I OFFENDED YOU
IN ANY WAY.

I'M SO SORRY IF I OFFENDED YOU
IN ANY WAY.
I ONLY WANT THE BEST FOR YOUR

IN ANY WAY.
I ONLY WANT THE BEST FOR YOUR
SON.

I ONLY WANT THE BEST FOR YOUR
SON.
LIKE, LOUIS, DO YOU REMEMBER

SON.
LIKE, LOUIS, DO YOU REMEMBER
WHEN YOU WERE HAVING TROUBLE

LIKE, LOUIS, DO YOU REMEMBER
WHEN YOU WERE HAVING TROUBLE
CONCENTRATING FIRST SEMESTER --

WHEN YOU WERE HAVING TROUBLE
CONCENTRATING FIRST SEMESTER --
>> OH, NO, NO.

CONCENTRATING FIRST SEMESTER --
>> OH, NO, NO.
>> AND I SET YOU UP WITH MY

>> OH, NO, NO.
>> AND I SET YOU UP WITH MY
FAMILY DOCTOR.

>> AND I SET YOU UP WITH MY
FAMILY DOCTOR.
>> WHAT?

FAMILY DOCTOR.
>> WHAT?
>> NOW HE'S ON A.D.D.

>> WHAT?
>> NOW HE'S ON A.D.D.
MEDICATION, AND HE'S DOING A LOT

>> NOW HE'S ON A.D.D.
MEDICATION, AND HE'S DOING A LOT
BETTER.

MEDICATION, AND HE'S DOING A LOT
BETTER.
>> MY SON DON'T HAVE A.D.D.!

BETTER.
>> MY SON DON'T HAVE A.D.D.!
HE JUST LIKES TO JUMP!

>> MY SON DON'T HAVE A.D.D.!
HE JUST LIKES TO JUMP!
>> OH, WELL, A.D.D. ISN'T

HE JUST LIKES TO JUMP!
>> OH, WELL, A.D.D. ISN'T
ANYTHING TO BE EMBARRASSED ABOUT

>> OH, WELL, A.D.D. ISN'T
ANYTHING TO BE EMBARRASSED ABOUT
DEMI LOVATO HAS IT.

ANYTHING TO BE EMBARRASSED ABOUT
DEMI LOVATO HAS IT.
>> FAMILY DOCTOR --

DEMI LOVATO HAS IT.
>> FAMILY DOCTOR --
[ SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH ]

>> FAMILY DOCTOR --
[ SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH ]
NORMALIZE A.D.D.

[ SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH ]
NORMALIZE A.D.D.
>> SHE HATES ME.

NORMALIZE A.D.D.
>> SHE HATES ME.
>> SHE'S NOT TALKING ABOUT YOU.

>> SHE HATES ME.
>> SHE'S NOT TALKING ABOUT YOU.
MAMA --

>> SHE'S NOT TALKING ABOUT YOU.
MAMA --
[ SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH ]

MAMA --
[ SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH ]
UNISEX APPAREL.

[ SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH ]
UNISEX APPAREL.
[ SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH ]

UNISEX APPAREL.
[ SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH ]
"WHITE LOTUS"

[ SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH ]
"WHITE LOTUS"
[ SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH ]

"WHITE LOTUS"
[ SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH ]
HEY, MAN, WANT TO GET SOME SWEET

[ SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH ]
HEY, MAN, WANT TO GET SOME SWEET
GREEN?

HEY, MAN, WANT TO GET SOME SWEET
GREEN?
>> WHAT IS SHE SAYING?

GREEN?
>> WHAT IS SHE SAYING?
>>

>> WHAT IS SHE SAYING?
>>
[ SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH ]

>>
[ SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH ]
LONG TERM, OKAY?

[ SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH ]
LONG TERM, OKAY?
NO.

LONG TERM, OKAY?
NO.
>> WHAT?

NO.
>> WHAT?
[ SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH ]

>> WHAT?
[ SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH ]
ONE NIGHTSTAND.

[ SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH ]
ONE NIGHTSTAND.
HIT IT AND QUIT IT, HIT AND DIP.

ONE NIGHTSTAND.
HIT IT AND QUIT IT, HIT AND DIP.
I DON'T CARE.

HIT IT AND QUIT IT, HIT AND DIP.
I DON'T CARE.
THAT'S OKAY.

I DON'T CARE.
THAT'S OKAY.
>> THAT WAS ALL ENGLISH.

THAT'S OKAY.
>> THAT WAS ALL ENGLISH.
I WOULD JUST LOVE TO START OVER.

>> THAT WAS ALL ENGLISH.
I WOULD JUST LOVE TO START OVER.
>> CAN WE PLEASE JUST EAT?

I WOULD JUST LOVE TO START OVER.
>> CAN WE PLEASE JUST EAT?
>> THIS LOOKS DELICIOUS,

>> CAN WE PLEASE JUST EAT?
>> THIS LOOKS DELICIOUS,
MS. FLORES.

>> THIS LOOKS DELICIOUS,
MS. FLORES.
BUT BEFORE WE EAT, MIND IF I SAY

MS. FLORES.
BUT BEFORE WE EAT, MIND IF I SAY
GRACE?

BUT BEFORE WE EAT, MIND IF I SAY
GRACE?
>> GRACE.

GRACE?
>> GRACE.
OH, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME SHE

>> GRACE.
OH, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME SHE
WAS A WOMAN OF GOD?

OH, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME SHE
WAS A WOMAN OF GOD?
NOW WHERE ARE MY GRAND CHILDREN?

>>> THIS PLACE IS SO CUTE.
>> YEAH.
>> YEAH LOOK AT ALL THOSE GRAPES

>> YEAH.
>> YEAH LOOK AT ALL THOSE GRAPES
ON THE WALL.

>> YEAH LOOK AT ALL THOSE GRAPES
ON THE WALL.
>> YES.

ON THE WALL.
>> YES.
>> PLEASE.

>> YES.
>> PLEASE.
WELCOME TO ANGELINO'S REAL

>> PLEASE.
WELCOME TO ANGELINO'S REAL
ITALIAN RESTAURANT.

WELCOME TO ANGELINO'S REAL
ITALIAN RESTAURANT.
AND THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL

ITALIAN RESTAURANT.
AND THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL
TABLE I HAVE EVER SEEN.

AND THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL
TABLE I HAVE EVER SEEN.
YOU TAKE MY BREATH AWAY.

TABLE I HAVE EVER SEEN.
YOU TAKE MY BREATH AWAY.
>> AWW!

YOU TAKE MY BREATH AWAY.
>> AWW!
>> BELLA, BELLA, BELLA, BELLA --

>> AWW!
>> BELLA, BELLA, BELLA, BELLA --
SMART.

>> BELLA, BELLA, BELLA, BELLA --
SMART.
I BE RIGHT BACK WITH THE MENUS.

SMART.
I BE RIGHT BACK WITH THE MENUS.
>> DID HE SAY SMART?

I BE RIGHT BACK WITH THE MENUS.
>> DID HE SAY SMART?
>> THAT'S A COMPLIMENT.

>> DID HE SAY SMART?
>> THAT'S A COMPLIMENT.
>> YEAH, MAYBE HE LIKES YOU

>> THAT'S A COMPLIMENT.
>> YEAH, MAYBE HE LIKES YOU
MORE.

>> YEAH, MAYBE HE LIKES YOU
MORE.
>> EXCUSE ME.

MORE.
>> EXCUSE ME.
I HAVE A WATER FOR YOU.

>> EXCUSE ME.
I HAVE A WATER FOR YOU.
BELLISSIMA, BELLISSIMA,

I HAVE A WATER FOR YOU.
BELLISSIMA, BELLISSIMA,
BELLISSIMA, BELLISSIMA -- AND A

BELLISSIMA, BELLISSIMA,
BELLISSIMA, BELLISSIMA -- AND A
FUNNY ONE.

BELLISSIMA, BELLISSIMA -- AND A
FUNNY ONE.
>> DO I LOOK WEIRD TODAY OR

FUNNY ONE.
>> DO I LOOK WEIRD TODAY OR
SOMETHING?

>> DO I LOOK WEIRD TODAY OR
SOMETHING?
>> NO, NO.

SOMETHING?
>> NO, NO.
>> NO WAY.

>> NO, NO.
>> NO WAY.
>> NEVER.

>> NO WAY.
>> NEVER.
>> NOW, LET ME GUESS.

>> NEVER.
>> NOW, LET ME GUESS.
YOU ARE A MODEL?

>> NOW, LET ME GUESS.
YOU ARE A MODEL?
>> OH, YOU'RE SWEET.

YOU ARE A MODEL?
>> OH, YOU'RE SWEET.
NO, NO.

>> OH, YOU'RE SWEET.
NO, NO.
>> YOU ARE A STATUE.

NO, NO.
>> YOU ARE A STATUE.
>> NO.

>> YOU ARE A STATUE.
>> NO.
I'M A NURSE.

>> NO.
I'M A NURSE.
>> NO.

I'M A NURSE.
>> NO.
THIS IS A CRIME.

>> NO.
THIS IS A CRIME.
OKAY.

THIS IS A CRIME.
OKAY.
I TRY AGAIN.

OKAY.
I TRY AGAIN.
YOU ARE A WRITER.

I TRY AGAIN.
YOU ARE A WRITER.
>> NO.

YOU ARE A WRITER.
>> NO.
I'M ACTUALLY AN ACTOR.

>> NO.
I'M ACTUALLY AN ACTOR.
I WAS EVEN IN A MOVIE.

I'M ACTUALLY AN ACTOR.
I WAS EVEN IN A MOVIE.
>> OH, YES.

I WAS EVEN IN A MOVIE.
>> OH, YES.
BABADOOK.

>> OH, YES.
BABADOOK.
>> I'M NOT THE BABADOOK.

BABADOOK.
>> I'M NOT THE BABADOOK.
JUST GO.

>> I'M NOT THE BABADOOK.
JUST GO.
WHAT IS MY VIBE TODAY?

JUST GO.
WHAT IS MY VIBE TODAY?
>> LADIES, I WANT TO INTRODUCE

WHAT IS MY VIBE TODAY?
>> LADIES, I WANT TO INTRODUCE
YOU TO CHEF DINO.

>> LADIES, I WANT TO INTRODUCE
YOU TO CHEF DINO.
HE WANTS TO GIVE YOU A GIFT, A

YOU TO CHEF DINO.
HE WANTS TO GIVE YOU A GIFT, A
LITTLE BITE.

HE WANTS TO GIVE YOU A GIFT, A
LITTLE BITE.
>> OH, YES.

LITTLE BITE.
>> OH, YES.
FOR SUCH A BEAUTY, YOU DESERVE

>> OH, YES.
FOR SUCH A BEAUTY, YOU DESERVE
SOMETHING VERY SPECIAL.

FOR SUCH A BEAUTY, YOU DESERVE
SOMETHING VERY SPECIAL.
>> OH, PRETTY.

SOMETHING VERY SPECIAL.
>> OH, PRETTY.
>> FOR YOU, FOR YOU, AND FOR

>> OH, PRETTY.
>> FOR YOU, FOR YOU, AND FOR
YOU -- CHILI.

>> FOR YOU, FOR YOU, AND FOR
YOU -- CHILI.
>> CHILI?

YOU -- CHILI.
>> CHILI?
THIS IS HUGE.

>> CHILI?
THIS IS HUGE.
>> OH, YES, A BIG BOY CHILI.

THIS IS HUGE.
>> OH, YES, A BIG BOY CHILI.
ENJOY.

>> OH, YES, A BIG BOY CHILI.
ENJOY.
>> WHY DO THEY EVEN HAVE THAT

ENJOY.
>> WHY DO THEY EVEN HAVE THAT
HERE?

>> WHY DO THEY EVEN HAVE THAT
HERE?
>> I THINK IT'S NICE THEY MADE

HERE?
>> I THINK IT'S NICE THEY MADE
YOU SOMETHING SPECIAL.

>> I THINK IT'S NICE THEY MADE
YOU SOMETHING SPECIAL.
>> YEAH.

YOU SOMETHING SPECIAL.
>> YEAH.
>> YEAH.

>> YEAH.
>> YEAH.
>> LADIES, DO YOU HAVE A

>> YEAH.
>> LADIES, DO YOU HAVE A
QUESTION ABOUT THE MENU?

>> LADIES, DO YOU HAVE A
QUESTION ABOUT THE MENU?
>> YES.

QUESTION ABOUT THE MENU?
>> YES.
CAN I GET THE SPAGHETTI WITH

>> YES.
CAN I GET THE SPAGHETTI WITH
EXTRA MEATBALLS?

CAN I GET THE SPAGHETTI WITH
EXTRA MEATBALLS?
>> ANYTHING FOR YOU.

EXTRA MEATBALLS?
>> ANYTHING FOR YOU.
NOW, I HAVE A QUESTION.

>> ANYTHING FOR YOU.
NOW, I HAVE A QUESTION.
WILL YOU MARRY ME?

NOW, I HAVE A QUESTION.
WILL YOU MARRY ME?
>> OH, THAT IS SO SWEET, BUT I'M

WILL YOU MARRY ME?
>> OH, THAT IS SO SWEET, BUT I'M
ALREADY MARRIED.

>> OH, THAT IS SO SWEET, BUT I'M
ALREADY MARRIED.
>> OH, LUCKY MAN.

ALREADY MARRIED.
>> OH, LUCKY MAN.
>> ACTUALLY, I'M MARRIED TOO.

>> OH, LUCKY MAN.
>> ACTUALLY, I'M MARRIED TOO.
>> OH, TO YOUR CAREER.

>> ACTUALLY, I'M MARRIED TOO.
>> OH, TO YOUR CAREER.
>> OH, MY GOD.

>> OH, TO YOUR CAREER.
>> OH, MY GOD.
>> JEN, I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S

>> OH, MY GOD.
>> JEN, I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S
GOING ON.

>> JEN, I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S
GOING ON.
THOSE TWO GUYS SERIOUSLY JUST

GOING ON.
THOSE TWO GUYS SERIOUSLY JUST
HAVE WEIRD TASTE.

THOSE TWO GUYS SERIOUSLY JUST
HAVE WEIRD TASTE.
>> CANDLES FOR THE LADIES.

HAVE WEIRD TASTE.
>> CANDLES FOR THE LADIES.
AND LET ME JUST UNSCREW THIS

>> CANDLES FOR THE LADIES.
AND LET ME JUST UNSCREW THIS
LIGHT.

AND LET ME JUST UNSCREW THIS
LIGHT.
MUCH BETTER.

LIGHT.
MUCH BETTER.
AND YOUR HARLEY DAVIDSON IS

MUCH BETTER.
AND YOUR HARLEY DAVIDSON IS
LEAKING OIL ALL OVER THE STREET.

AND YOUR HARLEY DAVIDSON IS
LEAKING OIL ALL OVER THE STREET.
CAN YOU MOVE IT?

LEAKING OIL ALL OVER THE STREET.
CAN YOU MOVE IT?
>> I DON'T DRIVE A HARLEY.

CAN YOU MOVE IT?
>> I DON'T DRIVE A HARLEY.
>> OH, MY MISTAKE.

>> I DON'T DRIVE A HARLEY.
>> OH, MY MISTAKE.
>> WHATEVER.

>> OH, MY MISTAKE.
>> WHATEVER.
WHERE IS OUR WAITER?

>> WHATEVER.
WHERE IS OUR WAITER?
>> YES.

WHERE IS OUR WAITER?
>> YES.
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?

>> YES.
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
>> CAN WE JUST ORDER?

WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
>> CAN WE JUST ORDER?
AND BY THE WAY, I ACTUALLY AM

>> CAN WE JUST ORDER?
AND BY THE WAY, I ACTUALLY AM
BEAUTIFUL.

AND BY THE WAY, I ACTUALLY AM
BEAUTIFUL.
>> EVERYONE IS BEAUTIFUL.

BEAUTIFUL.
>> EVERYONE IS BEAUTIFUL.
AND YOU MOST OF ALL BECAUSE IT'S

>> EVERYONE IS BEAUTIFUL.
AND YOU MOST OF ALL BECAUSE IT'S
THE KIND THAT'S ON THE INSIDE.

AND YOU MOST OF ALL BECAUSE IT'S
THE KIND THAT'S ON THE INSIDE.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT?

THE KIND THAT'S ON THE INSIDE.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'VE HAD ENOUGH INSULTS.

>> YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'VE HAD ENOUGH INSULTS.
I'M JUST GOING TO GO HOME AND

I'VE HAD ENOUGH INSULTS.
I'M JUST GOING TO GO HOME AND
HAVE A SALAD.

I'M JUST GOING TO GO HOME AND
HAVE A SALAD.
>> OH, THIS IS SO SAD.

HAVE A SALAD.
>> OH, THIS IS SO SAD.
WAS IT SOMETHING I SAID?

>> OH, THIS IS SO SAD.
WAS IT SOMETHING I SAID?
>> YEAH, EVERYTHING YOU SAID.

WAS IT SOMETHING I SAID?
>> YEAH, EVERYTHING YOU SAID.
WHY WERE YOU LIKE THAT TO HER?

>> YEAH, EVERYTHING YOU SAID.
WHY WERE YOU LIKE THAT TO HER?
>> OH, I MUST CONFESS.

WHY WERE YOU LIKE THAT TO HER?
>> OH, I MUST CONFESS.
WHENEVER THERE'S A GROUP OF

>> OH, I MUST CONFESS.
WHENEVER THERE'S A GROUP OF
WOMEN, WE TEAM UP AGAINST ONE

WHENEVER THERE'S A GROUP OF
WOMEN, WE TEAM UP AGAINST ONE
AND FLATTER THE OTHERS FOR MORE

WOMEN, WE TEAM UP AGAINST ONE
AND FLATTER THE OTHERS FOR MORE
TIPS.

AND FLATTER THE OTHERS FOR MORE
TIPS.
IS THAT BAD?

TIPS.
IS THAT BAD?
>> YEAH.

IS THAT BAD?
>> YEAH.
>> YEAH.

>> YEAH.
>> YEAH.
>> I MEAN, IT WAS DEFINITELY

>> YEAH.
>> I MEAN, IT WAS DEFINITELY
WORKING ON ME.

>> I MEAN, IT WAS DEFINITELY
WORKING ON ME.
I WAS GOING TO GIVE THE BIGGEST

WORKING ON ME.
I WAS GOING TO GIVE THE BIGGEST
TIP OF MY LIFE.

I WAS GOING TO GIVE THE BIGGEST
TIP OF MY LIFE.
>> BUT, HEY, YOU SERIOUSLY

TIP OF MY LIFE.
>> BUT, HEY, YOU SERIOUSLY
MISREAD OUR FRIEND BY THE WAY.

>> BUT, HEY, YOU SERIOUSLY
MISREAD OUR FRIEND BY THE WAY.
WHAT WAS THAT?

MISREAD OUR FRIEND BY THE WAY.
WHAT WAS THAT?
>> IT IS YOUR FRIEND.

WHAT WAS THAT?
>> IT IS YOUR FRIEND.
SHE'S OUTSIDE.

>> IT IS YOUR FRIEND.
SHE'S OUTSIDE.
LOOK.

SHE'S OUTSIDE.
LOOK.
SO SMART.

LOOK.
SO SMART.
BIG BOY CHILI.

SO SMART.
BIG BOY CHILI.
>> BIG BOY CHILI, FOR YOUR

BIG BOY CHILI.
>> BIG BOY CHILI, FOR YOUR
PRETTIEST FRIEND.

>>> ONCE AGAIN, COLDPLAY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪ BOYS BOYS DON'T CRY

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪ BOYS BOYS DON'T CRY
BOYS KEEP IT ALL INSIDE

♪ BOYS BOYS DON'T CRY
BOYS KEEP IT ALL INSIDE
I TRY TO HIDE IT

BOYS KEEP IT ALL INSIDE
I TRY TO HIDE IT
UNDERNEATH ♪

I TRY TO HIDE IT
UNDERNEATH ♪
♪ BUT STILL MY HEART

UNDERNEATH ♪
♪ BUT STILL MY HEART
STARTS TO BEAT

♪ BUT STILL MY HEART
STARTS TO BEAT
MY HUMAN HEART

STARTS TO BEAT
MY HUMAN HEART
ONLY GOT A HUMAN HEART♪

MY HUMAN HEART
ONLY GOT A HUMAN HEART♪
♪ I WISH IT DIDN'T RUN AWAY

ONLY GOT A HUMAN HEART♪
♪ I WISH IT DIDN'T RUN AWAY
I WISH IT DIDN'T FALL APART

♪ I WISH IT DIDN'T RUN AWAY
I WISH IT DIDN'T FALL APART
OH MY HUMAN HEART ♪

I WISH IT DIDN'T FALL APART
OH MY HUMAN HEART ♪
♪ NIGHT AND DAY

OH MY HUMAN HEART ♪
♪ NIGHT AND DAY
AND LIGHT AND DARK ♪

♪ NIGHT AND DAY
AND LIGHT AND DARK ♪
♪ ANY DAY

AND LIGHT AND DARK ♪
♪ ANY DAY
IT COULD BE TORN IN HALF

♪ ANY DAY
IT COULD BE TORN IN HALF
ONLY GOT A HUMAN HEART ♪

IT COULD BE TORN IN HALF
ONLY GOT A HUMAN HEART ♪
♪

ONLY GOT A HUMAN HEART ♪
♪
♪ WHEN YOU TRY YOUR BEST

♪
♪ WHEN YOU TRY YOUR BEST
BUT YOU DON'T SUCCEED

♪ WHEN YOU TRY YOUR BEST
BUT YOU DON'T SUCCEED
YOU GET WHAT YOU WANT

BUT YOU DON'T SUCCEED
YOU GET WHAT YOU WANT
BUT NOT WHAT YOU NEED ♪

YOU GET WHAT YOU WANT
BUT NOT WHAT YOU NEED ♪
♪ WHEN YOU FEEL SO TIRED

BUT NOT WHAT YOU NEED ♪
♪ WHEN YOU FEEL SO TIRED
BUT YOU CAN'T SLEEP

♪ WHEN YOU FEEL SO TIRED
BUT YOU CAN'T SLEEP
STUCK IN REVERSE ♪

BUT YOU CAN'T SLEEP
STUCK IN REVERSE ♪
>> LET'S GO.

STUCK IN REVERSE ♪
>> LET'S GO.
♪ LIGHTS WILL GUIDE YOU HOME

>> LET'S GO.
♪ LIGHTS WILL GUIDE YOU HOME
AND IGNITE YOUR BONES

♪ LIGHTS WILL GUIDE YOU HOME
AND IGNITE YOUR BONES
AND I WILL TRY TO FIX YOU ♪

AND IGNITE YOUR BONES
AND I WILL TRY TO FIX YOU ♪
♪

AND I WILL TRY TO FIX YOU ♪
♪
♪

♪
♪
♪

♪
♪
>> THANKS TO PEDRO AND VERONICA.

♪
>> THANKS TO PEDRO AND VERONICA.
LET'S GO, LET'S GO.

>> THANKS TO PEDRO AND VERONICA.
LET'S GO, LET'S GO.
HEY!

LET'S GO, LET'S GO.
HEY!
♪ TEARS STREAM

HEY!
♪ TEARS STREAM
DOWN YOUR FACE

♪ TEARS STREAM
DOWN YOUR FACE
WHEN YOU LOSE SOMETHING

DOWN YOUR FACE
WHEN YOU LOSE SOMETHING
YOU CANNOT REPLACE ♪

WHEN YOU LOSE SOMETHING
YOU CANNOT REPLACE ♪
♪ TEARS STREAM

YOU CANNOT REPLACE ♪
♪ TEARS STREAM
DOWN YOUR FACE AND I ♪

♪ TEARS STREAM
DOWN YOUR FACE AND I ♪
TEARS STREAM

DOWN YOUR FACE AND I ♪
TEARS STREAM
DOWN YOUR FACE ♪

TEARS STREAM
DOWN YOUR FACE ♪
♪ I PROMISE YOU

DOWN YOUR FACE ♪
♪ I PROMISE YOU
I WILL LEARN

♪ I PROMISE YOU
I WILL LEARN
FROM MY MISTAKES ♪

I WILL LEARN
FROM MY MISTAKES ♪
♪ TEARS STREAM

FROM MY MISTAKES ♪
♪ TEARS STREAM
DOWN YOUR FACE

♪ TEARS STREAM
DOWN YOUR FACE
AND I ♪

DOWN YOUR FACE
AND I ♪
♪ LIGHTS WILL GUIDE YOU HOME

AND I ♪
♪ LIGHTS WILL GUIDE YOU HOME
AND IGNITE YOUR BONES

♪ LIGHTS WILL GUIDE YOU HOME
AND IGNITE YOUR BONES
I WILL TRY TO FIX YOU ♪

AND IGNITE YOUR BONES
I WILL TRY TO FIX YOU ♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

I WILL TRY TO FIX YOU ♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> THANK YOU, EVERYBODY.

>>> TOAST TO OUR BIRTHDAY GIRL,
SHAYNA.
>> TO SHAYNA.

SHAYNA.
>> TO SHAYNA.
>> HERE COMES -- LET'S NOT

>> TO SHAYNA.
>> HERE COMES -- LET'S NOT
FORGET HER BABY SISTER LISA WHO

>> HERE COMES -- LET'S NOT
FORGET HER BABY SISTER LISA WHO
FLEW ALL THE WAY FROM TEMECULA

FORGET HER BABY SISTER LISA WHO
FLEW ALL THE WAY FROM TEMECULA
TO CELEBRATE WITH US.

FLEW ALL THE WAY FROM TEMECULA
TO CELEBRATE WITH US.
IT'S SO NICE TO FINALLY MEET

TO CELEBRATE WITH US.
IT'S SO NICE TO FINALLY MEET
YOU.

IT'S SO NICE TO FINALLY MEET
YOU.
>> THAT'S CUTE.

YOU.
>> THAT'S CUTE.
BUT DON'T THINK I'M GIVING UP

>> THAT'S CUTE.
BUT DON'T THINK I'M GIVING UP
THE BUTT TONIGHT.

BUT DON'T THINK I'M GIVING UP
THE BUTT TONIGHT.
>> I'M SORRY.

THE BUTT TONIGHT.
>> I'M SORRY.
WHAT?

>> I'M SORRY.
WHAT?
>> SHE'S JUST KIDDING.

WHAT?
>> SHE'S JUST KIDDING.
DON'T MIND HER.

>> SHE'S JUST KIDDING.
DON'T MIND HER.
>> SORRY FOR THE WAIT.

DON'T MIND HER.
>> SORRY FOR THE WAIT.
YOUR STEAK SHOULD BE COOKED TO

>> SORRY FOR THE WAIT.
YOUR STEAK SHOULD BE COOKED TO
YOUR LIKING NOW.

YOUR STEAK SHOULD BE COOKED TO
YOUR LIKING NOW.
THIRD TIME'S A CHARM.

YOUR LIKING NOW.
THIRD TIME'S A CHARM.
EXTRA EXTRA WELL DONE.

THIRD TIME'S A CHARM.
EXTRA EXTRA WELL DONE.
>> THANK YOU.

EXTRA EXTRA WELL DONE.
>> THANK YOU.
>> LISA, DO YOU ALWAYS ORDER

>> THANK YOU.
>> LISA, DO YOU ALWAYS ORDER
STEAKS LIKE THAT?

>> LISA, DO YOU ALWAYS ORDER
STEAKS LIKE THAT?
>> I DN KNOW YOU COULD GET THEM

STEAKS LIKE THAT?
>> I DN KNOW YOU COULD GET THEM
EXTRA EXTRA WELL.

>> I DN KNOW YOU COULD GET THEM
EXTRA EXTRA WELL.
>> UH-HUH.

EXTRA EXTRA WELL.
>> UH-HUH.
COOK MY MEAT.

>> UH-HUH.
COOK MY MEAT.
I DON'T WANT TO SEE ONE SPECK OF

COOK MY MEAT.
I DON'T WANT TO SEE ONE SPECK OF
RED.

I DON'T WANT TO SEE ONE SPECK OF
RED.
I CAN'T BE SICK TONIGHT, I GOT

RED.
I CAN'T BE SICK TONIGHT, I GOT
TO BE IN COURT IN THE MORNING.

I CAN'T BE SICK TONIGHT, I GOT
TO BE IN COURT IN THE MORNING.
>> YOU'RE A LAWYER?

TO BE IN COURT IN THE MORNING.
>> YOU'RE A LAWYER?
>> YEAH.

>> YOU'RE A LAWYER?
>> YEAH.
SHE'S ACTUALLY THE LEAD

>> YEAH.
SHE'S ACTUALLY THE LEAD
LITIGATOR ON A CLASS ACTION SUIT

SHE'S ACTUALLY THE LEAD
LITIGATOR ON A CLASS ACTION SUIT
AGAINST WALMART.

LITIGATOR ON A CLASS ACTION SUIT
AGAINST WALMART.
>> COUPLE OF THEIR COINSTAR

AGAINST WALMART.
>> COUPLE OF THEIR COINSTAR
MACHINES EXPLODED.

>> COUPLE OF THEIR COINSTAR
MACHINES EXPLODED.
I AIN'T GOT TO TELL YOU WHAT

MACHINES EXPLODED.
I AIN'T GOT TO TELL YOU WHAT
HAPPENED NEXT.

I AIN'T GOT TO TELL YOU WHAT
HAPPENED NEXT.
>> THAT'S REALLY AMAZING OF YOU.

HAPPENED NEXT.
>> THAT'S REALLY AMAZING OF YOU.
I REALLY ADMIRE THAT.

>> THAT'S REALLY AMAZING OF YOU.
I REALLY ADMIRE THAT.
>> WHAT IS GOING ON WITH YOUR

I REALLY ADMIRE THAT.
>> WHAT IS GOING ON WITH YOUR
LITTLE FRIEND?

>> WHAT IS GOING ON WITH YOUR
LITTLE FRIEND?
HE'S DOING THE MOST TRYING TO

LITTLE FRIEND?
HE'S DOING THE MOST TRYING TO
GET SOME BUTT TONIGHT.

HE'S DOING THE MOST TRYING TO
GET SOME BUTT TONIGHT.
>> EXCUSE ME?

GET SOME BUTT TONIGHT.
>> EXCUSE ME?
>> OH, MY GOD.

>> EXCUSE ME?
>> OH, MY GOD.
NOTHING, PAUL.

>> OH, MY GOD.
NOTHING, PAUL.
GIRL, DON'T START WITH THAT.

NOTHING, PAUL.
GIRL, DON'T START WITH THAT.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M GOING TO

GIRL, DON'T START WITH THAT.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M GOING TO
SIT HERE AND EAT MY STEAK IN

>> YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M GOING TO
SIT HERE AND EAT MY STEAK IN
PEACE.

SIT HERE AND EAT MY STEAK IN
PEACE.
>> WELL, ANYWAY.

PEACE.
>> WELL, ANYWAY.
I -- I DIDN'T TELL YOU GUYS, BUT

>> WELL, ANYWAY.
I -- I DIDN'T TELL YOU GUYS, BUT
A FEW NIGHTS BACK, THIS DOG

I -- I DIDN'T TELL YOU GUYS, BUT
A FEW NIGHTS BACK, THIS DOG
FOLLOWED ME HOME.

A FEW NIGHTS BACK, THIS DOG
FOLLOWED ME HOME.
>> I'M ABOUT TO TEAR THIS THING

FOLLOWED ME HOME.
>> I'M ABOUT TO TEAR THIS THING
UP.

>> I'M ABOUT TO TEAR THIS THING
UP.
>> WHEN I OPENED THE DOOR, HE --

UP.
>> WHEN I OPENED THE DOOR, HE --
HE JUST SPRINTED INSIDE.

>> WHEN I OPENED THE DOOR, HE --
HE JUST SPRINTED INSIDE.
>> THAT MAN DIDN'T GIVE ME NO

HE JUST SPRINTED INSIDE.
>> THAT MAN DIDN'T GIVE ME NO
KETCHUP.

>> THAT MAN DIDN'T GIVE ME NO
KETCHUP.
>> I'M RUNNING AROUND MY HOUSE

KETCHUP.
>> I'M RUNNING AROUND MY HOUSE
TRYING TO CATCH HIM.

>> I'M RUNNING AROUND MY HOUSE
TRYING TO CATCH HIM.
>> YOU GOT KETCHUP OVER THERE?

TRYING TO CATCH HIM.
>> YOU GOT KETCHUP OVER THERE?
>> GIRL, CAN YOU JUST EAT?

>> YOU GOT KETCHUP OVER THERE?
>> GIRL, CAN YOU JUST EAT?
>> YOU THINK IT'S GOING TO BE

>> GIRL, CAN YOU JUST EAT?
>> YOU THINK IT'S GOING TO BE
NASTY WITHOUT KETCHUP?

>> YOU THINK IT'S GOING TO BE
NASTY WITHOUT KETCHUP?
>> SO ANYWAY, I -- I GUESS I HAD

NASTY WITHOUT KETCHUP?
>> SO ANYWAY, I -- I GUESS I HAD
TWO BONES IN MY BASEMENT.

>> SO ANYWAY, I -- I GUESS I HAD
TWO BONES IN MY BASEMENT.
>> THAT'S SO CRAZY.

TWO BONES IN MY BASEMENT.
>> THAT'S SO CRAZY.
>> I GOT TO CUT YOU A PIECE OF

>> THAT'S SO CRAZY.
>> I GOT TO CUT YOU A PIECE OF
THIS STEAK.

>> I GOT TO CUT YOU A PIECE OF
THIS STEAK.
THIS STEAK IS BUSSIN.

THIS STEAK.
THIS STEAK IS BUSSIN.
OH, MY GOD.

THIS STEAK IS BUSSIN.
OH, MY GOD.
CAN YOU JUST CHILL?

OH, MY GOD.
CAN YOU JUST CHILL?
HE'S TRYING TO TELL A STORY.

CAN YOU JUST CHILL?
HE'S TRYING TO TELL A STORY.
>> YOU HEARD THE MAN.

HE'S TRYING TO TELL A STORY.
>> YOU HEARD THE MAN.
I HEARD HIM.

>> YOU HEARD THE MAN.
I HEARD HIM.
HE SAID HE GOT CHASED BY A DOG.

I HEARD HIM.
HE SAID HE GOT CHASED BY A DOG.
>> OKAY.

HE SAID HE GOT CHASED BY A DOG.
>> OKAY.
OKAY.

>> OKAY.
OKAY.
LISA.

OKAY.
LISA.
OKAY.

LISA.
OKAY.
ALL RIGHT.

OKAY.
ALL RIGHT.
>> OKAY.

ALL RIGHT.
>> OKAY.
LOOK.

>> OKAY.
LOOK.
TODD --

LOOK.
TODD --
>> THE MAN.

TODD --
>> THE MAN.
>> ANTONIO BANDERES OVER HERE

>> THE MAN.
>> ANTONIO BANDERES OVER HERE
TRYING TO GET SOME BUTT WHILE HE

>> ANTONIO BANDERES OVER HERE
TRYING TO GET SOME BUTT WHILE HE
GOT KUJO LIVING IN HIS BASEMENT.

TRYING TO GET SOME BUTT WHILE HE
GOT KUJO LIVING IN HIS BASEMENT.
>> JUST WANTED TO CHECK IN ON

GOT KUJO LIVING IN HIS BASEMENT.
>> JUST WANTED TO CHECK IN ON
YOU.

>> JUST WANTED TO CHECK IN ON
YOU.
EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?

YOU.
EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?
WE HAVE BEEN GETTING COMPLAINTS.

EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?
WE HAVE BEEN GETTING COMPLAINTS.
>> OH, BECAUSE WE BLACK?

WE HAVE BEEN GETTING COMPLAINTS.
>> OH, BECAUSE WE BLACK?
WE OVER HERE MINDING OUR

>> OH, BECAUSE WE BLACK?
WE OVER HERE MINDING OUR
BUSINESS.

WE OVER HERE MINDING OUR
BUSINESS.
>> I'M JUST MAKING SURE

BUSINESS.
>> I'M JUST MAKING SURE
EVERYTHING'S OKAY.

>> I'M JUST MAKING SURE
EVERYTHING'S OKAY.
>> ACTUALLY, EVERYTHING IS NOT

EVERYTHING'S OKAY.
>> ACTUALLY, EVERYTHING IS NOT
OKAY.

>> ACTUALLY, EVERYTHING IS NOT
OKAY.
THERE IS WINE ALL IN THEIR FOOD.

OKAY.
THERE IS WINE ALL IN THEIR FOOD.
IT'S ALL OVER THE FLOOR NOW.

THERE IS WINE ALL IN THEIR FOOD.
IT'S ALL OVER THE FLOOR NOW.
Y'ALL NEED TO DO BETTER.

IT'S ALL OVER THE FLOOR NOW.
Y'ALL NEED TO DO BETTER.
>> LISA.

Y'ALL NEED TO DO BETTER.
>> LISA.
>> YES, ANTONIO.

>> LISA.
>> YES, ANTONIO.
>> I UNDERSTAND YOU DON'T -- YOU

>> YES, ANTONIO.
>> I UNDERSTAND YOU DON'T -- YOU
DON'T WANT TO BE SICK TOMORROW,

>> I UNDERSTAND YOU DON'T -- YOU
DON'T WANT TO BE SICK TOMORROW,
BUT YOU HAVE BEEN SAWING THAT

DON'T WANT TO BE SICK TOMORROW,
BUT YOU HAVE BEEN SAWING THAT
STEAK.

BUT YOU HAVE BEEN SAWING THAT
STEAK.
THIS IS A MESS BECAUSE OF YOU.

STEAK.
THIS IS A MESS BECAUSE OF YOU.
>> OKAY.

THIS IS A MESS BECAUSE OF YOU.
>> OKAY.
NOW HOLD UP NOW.

>> OKAY.
NOW HOLD UP NOW.
I'M NOT GOING TO LET Y'ALL

NOW HOLD UP NOW.
I'M NOT GOING TO LET Y'ALL
CORNER MY BABY SISTER LISA WHO

I'M NOT GOING TO LET Y'ALL
CORNER MY BABY SISTER LISA WHO
CAME ALL THE WAY FROM TEMECULA

CORNER MY BABY SISTER LISA WHO
CAME ALL THE WAY FROM TEMECULA
ON MY BIRTHDAY.

CAME ALL THE WAY FROM TEMECULA
ON MY BIRTHDAY.
>> I KNOW THAT'S RIGHT.

ON MY BIRTHDAY.
>> I KNOW THAT'S RIGHT.
>> DOES MY SISTER HAVE TERRIBLE

>> I KNOW THAT'S RIGHT.
>> DOES MY SISTER HAVE TERRIBLE
LISTENING SKILLS?

>> DOES MY SISTER HAVE TERRIBLE
LISTENING SKILLS?
1,000%.

LISTENING SKILLS?
1,000%.
BUT SHE'S THE ONLY SISTER I'VE

1,000%.
BUT SHE'S THE ONLY SISTER I'VE
GOT.

BUT SHE'S THE ONLY SISTER I'VE
GOT.
>> WE THE YOUNGEST OF SIX GIRLS.

GOT.
>> WE THE YOUNGEST OF SIX GIRLS.
>> BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY,

>> WE THE YOUNGEST OF SIX GIRLS.
>> BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY,
SHE'S MY FAMILY, AND THERE

>> BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY,
SHE'S MY FAMILY, AND THERE
BETTER NOT BE A RED DAMN SPECK

SHE'S MY FAMILY, AND THERE
BETTER NOT BE A RED DAMN SPECK
ON THAT PLATE.

BETTER NOT BE A RED DAMN SPECK
ON THAT PLATE.
>> COOK MY MEAT.

ON THAT PLATE.
>> COOK MY MEAT.
>> OKAY?

>> COOK MY MEAT.
>> OKAY?
>> YOU KNOW WHAT?

>> OKAY?
>> YOU KNOW WHAT?
Y'ALL HAVEN'T HAD IT.

>> YOU KNOW WHAT?
Y'ALL HAVEN'T HAD IT.
I'M GOING TO CUT Y'ALL A PCE.

Y'ALL HAVEN'T HAD IT.
I'M GOING TO CUT Y'ALL A PCE.
IE

For

>>> THANKS TO COLDPLAY, JACOB
COLLIER, AND JASON MAX
FERDINAND, SINGERS, SARAH

COLLIER, AND JASON MAX
FERDINAND, SINGERS, SARAH
PAULSON, AND THIS AZING CAST

FERDINAND, SINGERS, SARAH
PAULSON, AND THIS AZING CAST
THAT TOOK SUCH GOOD CAR OF ME