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>>> YOU'RE WATCHING FOX AND FRIENDS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

FRIENDS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> WELCOME TO FOX AND FRIENDS.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> WELCOME TO FOX AND FRIENDS. I'M STEVE DUCEY HERE WITH BRIAN

>> WELCOME TO FOX AND FRIENDS. I'M STEVE DUCEY HERE WITH BRIAN KILLMEADE AND AMY.

I'M STEVE DUCEY HERE WITH BRIAN KILLMEADE AND AMY. >> HI, EVERYBODY.

KILLMEADE AND AMY. >> HI, EVERYBODY. HAPPY THANKSGIVING AND WAKANDA

>> HI, EVERYBODY. HAPPY THANKSGIVING AND WAKANDA FOREVER.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING AND WAKANDA FOREVER. >> I DON'T THINK WE'RE ALLOWED

FOREVER. >> I DON'T THINK WE'RE ALLOWED TO SAY THAT.

>> I DON'T THINK WE'RE ALLOWED TO SAY THAT. >> EVERYBODY CHILL.

TO SAY THAT. >> EVERYBODY CHILL. >> WHAT A TERRIBLE WEEK FOR THE

>> EVERYBODY CHILL. >> WHAT A TERRIBLE WEEK FOR THE GOP.

>> WHAT A TERRIBLE WEEK FOR THE GOP. THE DEMS ARE RETAINING CONTROL

GOP. THE DEMS ARE RETAINING CONTROL OF THE SENATE, SO WHAT THE HECK

THE DEMS ARE RETAINING CONTROL OF THE SENATE, SO WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED TO THAT RED WAVE THAT

OF THE SENATE, SO WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED TO THAT RED WAVE THAT PEOPLE WERE TALKING ABOUT?

HAPPENED TO THAT RED WAVE THAT PEOPLE WERE TALKING ABOUT? >> YEAH.

PEOPLE WERE TALKING ABOUT? >> YEAH. WHO WAS PROMISING THAT?

>> YEAH. WHO WAS PROMISING THAT? BECAUSE COULDN'T HAVE BEEN US

WHO WAS PROMISING THAT? BECAUSE COULDN'T HAVE BEEN US EVERY DAY.

BECAUSE COULDN'T HAVE BEEN US EVERY DAY. >> WELL, THANKFULLY THERE'S NO

EVERY DAY. >> WELL, THANKFULLY THERE'S NO WAY TO CHECK, BUT IT DEFINITELY

>> WELL, THANKFULLY THERE'S NO WAY TO CHECK, BUT IT DEFINITELY DIDN'T HAPPEN, AND ACCORDING TO

WAY TO CHECK, BUT IT DEFINITELY DIDN'T HAPPEN, AND ACCORDING TO EVERYBODY, ONLY ONE MAN WAS TO

DIDN'T HAPPEN, AND ACCORDING TO EVERYBODY, ONLY ONE MAN WAS TO BLAME.

EVERYBODY, ONLY ONE MAN WAS TO BLAME. LOOK AT THESE HEADLINES.

BLAME. LOOK AT THESE HEADLINES. TRUMPTY DUMPTY.

LOOK AT THESE HEADLINES. TRUMPTY DUMPTY. >> AND LOOK AT THIS UP ED.

TRUMPTY DUMPTY. >> AND LOOK AT THIS UP ED. MR. DeSANTIS, WILL YOU BE MY NEW

>> AND LOOK AT THIS UP ED. MR. DeSANTIS, WILL YOU BE MY NEW DADDY?

MR. DeSANTIS, WILL YOU BE MY NEW DADDY? >> NOW, WHO WROTE THAT?

DADDY? >> NOW, WHO WROTE THAT? >> ERIC TRUMP.

>> NOW, WHO WROTE THAT? >> ERIC TRUMP. >> SEEMS LIKE EVERYBODY IS

>> ERIC TRUMP. >> SEEMS LIKE EVERYBODY IS TURNING ON TRUMP.

>> SEEMS LIKE EVERYBODY IS TURNING ON TRUMP. >> AND PER A COMPANY-WIDE EMAIL

TURNING ON TRUMP. >> AND PER A COMPANY-WIDE EMAIL WE GOT THIS MORNING, HE'S DEAD

>> AND PER A COMPANY-WIDE EMAIL WE GOT THIS MORNING, HE'S DEAD TO US.

WE GOT THIS MORNING, HE'S DEAD TO US. >> NEARLY EVERY CANDIDATE,

TO US. >> NEARLY EVERY CANDIDATE, TRUMP-BACK LOFT THIS WEEK,

>> NEARLY EVERY CANDIDATE, TRUMP-BACK LOFT THIS WEEK, EXCEPT FOR ONE WHO'S STILL

TRUMP-BACK LOFT THIS WEEK, EXCEPT FOR ONE WHO'S STILL HANGING ON BY A THREAD, AND

EXCEPT FOR ONE WHO'S STILL HANGING ON BY A THREAD, AND SHE'S HERE WITH US TODAY.

HANGING ON BY A THREAD, AND SHE'S HERE WITH US TODAY. PLEASE WELCOME KARI LAKE.

SHE'S HERE WITH US TODAY. PLEASE WELCOME KARI LAKE. >> HELLO THERE.

PLEASE WELCOME KARI LAKE. >> HELLO THERE. HI.

>> HELLO THERE. HI. GREETINGS FROM ARIZONA WHERE THE

HI. GREETINGS FROM ARIZONA WHERE THE AVERAGE AGE AND TEMPERATURE IS

GREETINGS FROM ARIZONA WHERE THE AVERAGE AGE AND TEMPERATURE IS 95.

AVERAGE AGE AND TEMPERATURE IS 95. >> HI, KARI.

95. >> HI, KARI. THANKS FOR BEING HERE DURING

>> HI, KARI. THANKS FOR BEING HERE DURING WHAT MUST BE A VERY STRESSFUL

THANKS FOR BEING HERE DURING WHAT MUST BE A VERY STRESSFUL TIME FOR YOUR CAMPAIGN.

WHAT MUST BE A VERY STRESSFUL TIME FOR YOUR CAMPAIGN. >> HEY.

TIME FOR YOUR CAMPAIGN. >> HEY. MY CAMPAIGN ISN'T DEAD YET EVEN

>> HEY. MY CAMPAIGN ISN'T DEAD YET EVEN THOUGH ANY CAMERA FILTER MAKES

MY CAMPAIGN ISN'T DEAD YET EVEN THOUGH ANY CAMERA FILTER MAKES IT LOOK LIKE I'M IN HEAVEN.

THOUGH ANY CAMERA FILTER MAKES IT LOOK LIKE I'M IN HEAVEN. >> THIS SEEMS LIKE THIS IS A

IT LOOK LIKE I'M IN HEAVEN. >> THIS SEEMS LIKE THIS IS A RACE YOU WOULD EASILY WIN, BUT

>> THIS SEEMS LIKE THIS IS A RACE YOU WOULD EASILY WIN, BUT YOU AND YOUR OPPONENT ARE

RACE YOU WOULD EASILY WIN, BUT YOU AND YOUR OPPONENT ARE CURRENTLY NECK AND NECK.

YOU AND YOUR OPPONENT ARE CURRENTLY NECK AND NECK. >> THAT IS BECAUSE THE MARICOPA

CURRENTLY NECK AND NECK. >> THAT IS BECAUSE THE MARICOPA COUNTY OFFICIALS ARE

>> THAT IS BECAUSE THE MARICOPA COUNTY OFFICIALS ARE INCOMPETENT, AND IT'S MY BELIEF

COUNTY OFFICIALS ARE INCOMPETENT, AND IT'S MY BELIEF THE ELECTION IS RIGGED AND THE

INCOMPETENT, AND IT'S MY BELIEF THE ELECTION IS RIGGED AND THE RESULTS SHOULD BE THROWN OUT.

THE ELECTION IS RIGGED AND THE RESULTS SHOULD BE THROWN OUT. >> SOUNDS LIKE SOME NEW NUMBERS

RESULTS SHOULD BE THROWN OUT. >> SOUNDS LIKE SOME NEW NUMBERS ARE COMING IN WHICH HAS YOU

>> SOUNDS LIKE SOME NEW NUMBERS ARE COMING IN WHICH HAS YOU TAKING A NARROW LEAD OVER

ARE COMING IN WHICH HAS YOU TAKING A NARROW LEAD OVER KATIETY HOBBS.

TAKING A NARROW LEAD OVER KATIETY HOBBS. >> WHICH IS WHY I'VE ALWAYS SAID

KATIETY HOBBS. >> WHICH IS WHY I'VE ALWAYS SAID TRUST THE SYSTEM, TRUST THE

>> WHICH IS WHY I'VE ALWAYS SAID TRUST THE SYSTEM, TRUST THE VOTE.

TRUST THE SYSTEM, TRUST THE VOTE. >> ANOTHER SYSTEM JUST CAME IN,

VOTE. >> ANOTHER SYSTEM JUST CAME IN, AND YOU ARE LOSING AGAIN.

>> ANOTHER SYSTEM JUST CAME IN, AND YOU ARE LOSING AGAIN. >> BECAUSE OUR SYSTEM IS BROKEN.

AND YOU ARE LOSING AGAIN. >> BECAUSE OUR SYSTEM IS BROKEN. >> YOU'RE BACK IN THE LEAD.

>> BECAUSE OUR SYSTEM IS BROKEN. >> YOU'RE BACK IN THE LEAD. >> THANKFULLY, IT'S NOW FIXED.

>> YOU'RE BACK IN THE LEAD. >> THANKFULLY, IT'S NOW FIXED. I'M 100% CONFIDENT I'M GOING TO

>> THANKFULLY, IT'S NOW FIXED. I'M 100% CONFIDENT I'M GOING TO WIN THIS ELECTION, AND I WON'T

I'M 100% CONFIDENT I'M GOING TO WIN THIS ELECTION, AND I WON'T STOP FIGHTING UNTIL EVERY VOTE

WIN THIS ELECTION, AND I WON'T STOP FIGHTING UNTIL EVERY VOTE IS COUNTED AND SOME VOTES ARE

STOP FIGHTING UNTIL EVERY VOTE IS COUNTED AND SOME VOTES ARE TAKEN AWAY.

IS COUNTED AND SOME VOTES ARE TAKEN AWAY. BECAUSE WHO DO AARIZONAENS WANT

TAKEN AWAY. BECAUSE WHO DO AARIZONAENS WANT LEADING THEM?

BECAUSE WHO DO AARIZONAENS WANT LEADING THEM? KATIE HOBBS WHO'S HIDING IN A

LEADING THEM? KATIE HOBBS WHO'S HIDING IN A BASEMENT OR ME, KARI LAKE WHO

KATIE HOBBS WHO'S HIDING IN A BASEMENT OR ME, KARI LAKE WHO LIVES RIGHT HERE IN THIS

BASEMENT OR ME, KARI LAKE WHO LIVES RIGHT HERE IN THIS BEAUTIFUL POOL OF VASELINE AND

LIVES RIGHT HERE IN THIS BEAUTIFUL POOL OF VASELINE AND IS OUT THERE EVERY DAY AT CVS

BEAUTIFUL POOL OF VASELINE AND IS OUT THERE EVERY DAY AT CVS ASKING BLACK CUSTOMERS IF THEY

IS OUT THERE EVERY DAY AT CVS ASKING BLACK CUSTOMERS IF THEY WORK HERE.

ASKING BLACK CUSTOMERS IF THEY WORK HERE. >> WELL, WE ARE ROOTING FOR YOU,

WORK HERE. >> WELL, WE ARE ROOTING FOR YOU, KARI.

>> WELL, WE ARE ROOTING FOR YOU, KARI. WE KNOW THE VOTES WILL GO YOUR

KARI. WE KNOW THE VOTES WILL GO YOUR WAY.

WE KNOW THE VOTES WILL GO YOUR WAY. >> WELL, IF THEY DON'T, I'LL

WAY. >> WELL, IF THEY DON'T, I'LL BURN ARIZONA TO THE GROUND.

>> WELL, IF THEY DON'T, I'LL BURN ARIZONA TO THE GROUND. >> SHE WAS NICE.

BURN ARIZONA TO THE GROUND. >> SHE WAS NICE. >> I HOPE THE TRUMP EFFECT DON'T

>> SHE WAS NICE. >> I HOPE THE TRUMP EFFECT DON'T MESS WITH HER CAMPAIGN.

>> I HOPE THE TRUMP EFFECT DON'T MESS WITH HER CAMPAIGN. >> YOU DON'T THINK HE STILL

MESS WITH HER CAMPAIGN. >> YOU DON'T THINK HE STILL WATCHES HIS SHOW.

>> YOU DON'T THINK HE STILL WATCHES HIS SHOW. >> WELL, HE'S AT HIS DAUGHTER'S

WATCHES HIS SHOW. >> WELL, HE'S AT HIS DAUGHTER'S WEDDING THIS WEEKEND, SO AT

>> WELL, HE'S AT HIS DAUGHTER'S WEDDING THIS WEEKEND, SO AT LEAST WE KNOW HE WON'T CALL IN.

WEDDING THIS WEEKEND, SO AT LEAST WE KNOW HE WON'T CALL IN. >> HELLO.

LEAST WE KNOW HE WON'T CALL IN. >> HELLO. IT'S YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.

>> HELLO. IT'S YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT. >> NEW PHONE.

IT'S YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT. >> NEW PHONE. WHO DIS?

>> NEW PHONE. WHO DIS? >> HE'S JUST KIDDING.

WHO DIS? >> HE'S JUST KIDDING. HI, DONALD.

>> HE'S JUST KIDDING. HI, DONALD. CONGRATULATIONS ON TIFFANY'S

HI, DONALD. CONGRATULATIONS ON TIFFANY'S WEDDING.

CONGRATULATIONS ON TIFFANY'S WEDDING. >> WHO?

WEDDING. >> WHO? OH, YEAH.

>> WHO? OH, YEAH. IT'S OKAY.

OH, YEAH. IT'S OKAY. THEY'RE JUST DOING THE VOWS.

IT'S OKAY. THEY'RE JUST DOING THE VOWS. >> GREAT.

THEY'RE JUST DOING THE VOWS. >> GREAT. WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT YOU.

>> GREAT. WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT YOU. THERE WAS THAT NEW YORK POST

WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT YOU. THERE WAS THAT NEW YORK POST HEADLINE THAT CALLED YOU

THERE WAS THAT NEW YORK POST HEADLINE THAT CALLED YOU TRUMPTY DUMPTY AND SAID YOU HAD

HEADLINE THAT CALLED YOU TRUMPTY DUMPTY AND SAID YOU HAD A GREAT FALL.

TRUMPTY DUMPTY AND SAID YOU HAD A GREAT FALL. >> WELL, I AGREE.

A GREAT FALL. >> WELL, I AGREE. I HAD A GREAT FALL AND A GREAT

>> WELL, I AGREE. I HAD A GREAT FALL AND A GREAT SUMMER AS WELL.

I HAD A GREAT FALL AND A GREAT SUMMER AS WELL. MANY SAY I WILL HAVE A GREAT

SUMMER AS WELL. MANY SAY I WILL HAVE A GREAT WINTER AS WELL.

MANY SAY I WILL HAVE A GREAT WINTER AS WELL. THE LEAVES ARE TURNING RED.

WINTER AS WELL. THE LEAVES ARE TURNING RED. IT'S A RED WAVE IN TERMS OF TREE

THE LEAVES ARE TURNING RED. IT'S A RED WAVE IN TERMS OF TREE AND WITH REGARD TO LEAF.

IT'S A RED WAVE IN TERMS OF TREE AND WITH REGARD TO LEAF. >> WELL, WE HEARD THAT YOU'RE

AND WITH REGARD TO LEAF. >> WELL, WE HEARD THAT YOU'RE BLAMING BOTH SEAN HANNITY AND

>> WELL, WE HEARD THAT YOU'RE BLAMING BOTH SEAN HANNITY AND MELANIA.

BLAMING BOTH SEAN HANNITY AND MELANIA. >> IT'S TRUE.

MELANIA. >> IT'S TRUE. LET ME TELL YOU, IT'S VERY HARD

>> IT'S TRUE. LET ME TELL YOU, IT'S VERY HARD BEING IN A FIGHT WERE YOUR SOUL

LET ME TELL YOU, IT'S VERY HARD BEING IN A FIGHT WERE YOUR SOUL MEAT AND ALSO MELANIA.

BEING IN A FIGHT WERE YOUR SOUL MEAT AND ALSO MELANIA. NOW ALL ANYBODY WANTS TO TALK

MEAT AND ALSO MELANIA. NOW ALL ANYBODY WANTS TO TALK ABOUT IS RON.

NOW ALL ANYBODY WANTS TO TALK ABOUT IS RON. I'M SURPRISED I KNOW THAT WORD,

ABOUT IS RON. I'M SURPRISED I KNOW THAT WORD, TOO.

I'M SURPRISED I KNOW THAT WORD, TOO. BUT RON HAD IT SO EASY.

TOO. BUT RON HAD IT SO EASY. >> YOU SAID DeSANTIS HAS THE

BUT RON HAD IT SO EASY. >> YOU SAID DeSANTIS HAS THE ADVANTAGE OF SUNSHINE.

>> YOU SAID DeSANTIS HAS THE ADVANTAGE OF SUNSHINE. >> THAT'S RIGHT.

ADVANTAGE OF SUNSHINE. >> THAT'S RIGHT. EVERYONE GOES TO FLORIDA FOR THE

>> THAT'S RIGHT. EVERYONE GOES TO FLORIDA FOR THE SUNSHINE.

EVERYONE GOES TO FLORIDA FOR THE SUNSHINE. I MADE RON DeSANTIS.

SUNSHINE. I MADE RON DeSANTIS. HE WAS GOING TO LOSE UNTIL I

I MADE RON DeSANTIS. HE WAS GOING TO LOSE UNTIL I SENT FBI AGENTS TO GO FIX HIS

HE WAS GOING TO LOSE UNTIL I SENT FBI AGENTS TO GO FIX HIS ELECTION.

SENT FBI AGENTS TO GO FIX HIS ELECTION. >> YOU ADMITTED TO WHAT?

ELECTION. >> YOU ADMITTED TO WHAT? >> BUT HE'S UNGRATEFUL AND HE'S

>> YOU ADMITTED TO WHAT? >> BUT HE'S UNGRATEFUL AND HE'S TRYING TO STEAL MY SUNSHINE JUST

>> BUT HE'S UNGRATEFUL AND HE'S TRYING TO STEAL MY SUNSHINE JUST LIKE LYNN.

TRYING TO STEAL MY SUNSHINE JUST LIKE LYNN. THEY WERE A ONE-HIT WONDER.

LIKE LYNN. THEY WERE A ONE-HIT WONDER. GOT TO GO SEE.

THEY WERE A ONE-HIT WONDER. GOT TO GO SEE. AND THESE ELECTION RESULTS ARE

GOT TO GO SEE. AND THESE ELECTION RESULTS ARE MAKING US GO, HOW BIZARRE.

AND THESE ELECTION RESULTS ARE MAKING US GO, HOW BIZARRE. HOW BIZARRE.

MAKING US GO, HOW BIZARRE. HOW BIZARRE. WE'RE ALL HEARING THAT ALL THE

HOW BIZARRE. WE'RE ALL HEARING THAT ALL THE TIME, RIGHT?

WE'RE ALL HEARING THAT ALL THE TIME, RIGHT? >> DON'T YOU NEED TO LIKE WALK

TIME, RIGHT? >> DON'T YOU NEED TO LIKE WALK YOUR DAUGHTER DOWN THE AISLE?

>> DON'T YOU NEED TO LIKE WALK YOUR DAUGHTER DOWN THE AISLE? >> MISSED IT.

YOUR DAUGHTER DOWN THE AISLE? >> MISSED IT. ANYWAY, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS

>> MISSED IT. ANYWAY, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT?

ANYWAY, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT? >> MR. PRESIDENT, I DON'T KNOW

TALKING ABOUT? >> MR. PRESIDENT, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TELL YOU THIS, BUT WE'VE

>> MR. PRESIDENT, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TELL YOU THIS, BUT WE'VE MOVED ON.

HOW TO TELL YOU THIS, BUT WE'VE MOVED ON. WE CAN'T HAVE YOU ON THE SHOW

MOVED ON. WE CAN'T HAVE YOU ON THE SHOW ANYMORE.

WE CAN'T HAVE YOU ON THE SHOW ANYMORE. >> WHAT?

ANYMORE. >> WHAT? WHAT DID I DO?

>> WHAT? WHAT DID I DO? WAS IT THE INSURRECTION?

WHAT DID I DO? WAS IT THE INSURRECTION? >> NO.

WAS IT THE INSURRECTION? >> NO. >> THE IMPEACHMENTS?

>> NO. >> THE IMPEACHMENTS? >> NO.

>> THE IMPEACHMENTS? >> NO. >> BLACKMAILING UKRAINE?

>> NO. >> BLACKMAILING UKRAINE? >> NO.

>> BLACKMAILING UKRAINE? >> NO. >> CHARLOTTESVILLE?

>> NO. >> CHARLOTTESVILLE? >> NO.

>> CHARLOTTESVILLE? >> NO. >> THE MURDER?

>> NO. >> THE MURDER? >> NO.

>> THE MURDER? >> NO. IT WAS BECAUSE YOU LOST.

>> NO. IT WAS BECAUSE YOU LOST. WE DIDN'T SEE A FUTURE WITH YOU,

IT WAS BECAUSE YOU LOST. WE DIDN'T SEE A FUTURE WITH YOU, BUT WE CAN STILL BE FRIENDS.

WE DIDN'T SEE A FUTURE WITH YOU, BUT WE CAN STILL BE FRIENDS. >> WAIT, WAIT.

BUT WE CAN STILL BE FRIENDS. >> WAIT, WAIT. I HAVE A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT

>> WAIT, WAIT. I HAVE A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT NOVEMBER 15th.

I HAVE A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT NOVEMBER 15th. DON'T PUSH ME OFF.

NOVEMBER 15th. DON'T PUSH ME OFF. I HAVE A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT, AND

DON'T PUSH ME OFF. I HAVE A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT, AND IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.

I HAVE A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT, AND IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK. I'M RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT AGAIN.

IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK. I'M RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT AGAIN. >> OH, MY.

I'M RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT AGAIN. >> OH, MY. >> THAT WAS AWKWARD.

>> OH, MY. >> THAT WAS AWKWARD. BUT WE'RE FINALLY FREE.

>> THAT WAS AWKWARD. BUT WE'RE FINALLY FREE. CHANGE IS ON THE HORIZON, AND I

BUT WE'RE FINALLY FREE. CHANGE IS ON THE HORIZON, AND I HAVE A PRETTY GOOD IDEA WE WON'T

CHANGE IS ON THE HORIZON, AND I HAVE A PRETTY GOOD IDEA WE WON'T BE HEARING FROM HIM AGAIN.

HAVE A PRETTY GOOD IDEA WE WON'T BE HEARING FROM HIM AGAIN. AND HE'S CALLING MY PHONE.

BE HEARING FROM HIM AGAIN. AND HE'S CALLING MY PHONE. >> AND MINE.

AND HE'S CALLING MY PHONE. >> AND MINE. >> MINE TOO.

>> AND MINE. >> MINE TOO. >> WHOA.

>> MINE TOO. >> WHOA. KARI, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

>> WHOA. KARI, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? >> YOU THINK IF I LOSE, I'M JUST

KARI, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? >> YOU THINK IF I LOSE, I'M JUST GOING TO GO AWAY?

>> YOU THINK IF I LOSE, I'M JUST GOING TO GO AWAY? NOT ON YOUR LIFE.

GOING TO GO AWAY? NOT ON YOUR LIFE. WE'LL BE BACK FOR MORE KARI AND

NOT ON YOUR LIFE. WE'LL BE BACK FOR MORE KARI AND FRIENDS.

WE'LL BE BACK FOR MORE KARI AND FRIENDS. AND LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S

FRIENDS. AND LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!

AND LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT! >> Announcer: "SATURDAY NIGHT

SATURDAY NIGHT! >> Announcer: "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" WITH MICHAEL CHE, MIKEY

>> Announcer: "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" WITH MICHAEL CHE, MIKEY DAY.

LIVE" WITH MICHAEL CHE, MIKEY DAY. ANDREW DISMUKES.

DAY. ANDREW DISMUKES. CHLOE FINEMAN.

ANDREW DISMUKES. CHLOE FINEMAN. HEIDI GARDENER.

CHLOE FINEMAN. HEIDI GARDENER. PUNKIE JOHNSON.

HEIDI GARDENER. PUNKIE JOHNSON. COLIN JOST.

PUNKIE JOHNSON. COLIN JOST. EGO NWODEM.

COLIN JOST. EGO NWODEM. CECILY STRONG.

EGO NWODEM. CECILY STRONG. KENAN THOMPSON.

CECILY STRONG. KENAN THOMPSON. BOWEN YANG.

KENAN THOMPSON. BOWEN YANG. FEATURING -- MARCELLO FERNANDEZ.

BOWEN YANG. FEATURING -- MARCELLO FERNANDEZ. JAMES AUSTIN JOHNSON.

FEATURING -- MARCELLO FERNANDEZ. JAMES AUSTIN JOHNSON. MOLLY KEARNEY.

JAMES AUSTIN JOHNSON. MOLLY KEARNEY. MICHAEL LONGFELLOW.

MOLLY KEARNEY. MICHAEL LONGFELLOW. SARAH SHERMAN.

MICHAEL LONGFELLOW. SARAH SHERMAN. DEVON WALKER.

SARAH SHERMAN. DEVON WALKER. MUSICAL GUEST ROCK STAR.

DEVON WALKER. MUSICAL GUEST ROCK STAR. AND YOUR HOST, DAVE CHAPPELLE.

MUSICAL GUEST ROCK STAR. AND YOUR HOST, DAVE CHAPPELLE. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, DAVE

AND YOUR HOST, DAVE CHAPPELLE. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, DAVE CHAPPELLE.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, DAVE CHAPPELLE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

CHAPPELLE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪

>> THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR BEING HERE.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR BEING HERE. BUT BEFORE I START TONIGHT, I

HERE. BUT BEFORE I START TONIGHT, I JUST WANTED TO READ A BRIEF

BUT BEFORE I START TONIGHT, I JUST WANTED TO READ A BRIEF STATEMENT THAT I PREPARED.

JUST WANTED TO READ A BRIEF STATEMENT THAT I PREPARED. [ LAUGHTER ]

STATEMENT THAT I PREPARED. [ LAUGHTER ] I HAVE STIGMATISM IN ALL ITS

[ LAUGHTER ] I HAVE STIGMATISM IN ALL ITS FORMS, AND I STAND WITH MY

I HAVE STIGMATISM IN ALL ITS FORMS, AND I STAND WITH MY FRIENDS IN THE JEWISH COMMUNITY.

FORMS, AND I STAND WITH MY FRIENDS IN THE JEWISH COMMUNITY. AND THAT, KANYE, IS HOW YOU BUY

FRIENDS IN THE JEWISH COMMUNITY. AND THAT, KANYE, IS HOW YOU BUY YOURSELF SOME TIME.

AND THAT, KANYE, IS HOW YOU BUY YOURSELF SOME TIME. I GOT TO TELL YOU GUYS, I

YOURSELF SOME TIME. I GOT TO TELL YOU GUYS, I PROBABLY BEEN DOING THIS 35

I GOT TO TELL YOU GUYS, I PROBABLY BEEN DOING THIS 35 YEARS NOW.

PROBABLY BEEN DOING THIS 35 YEARS NOW. AND EARLY IN MY CAREER, I

YEARS NOW. AND EARLY IN MY CAREER, I LEARNED THAT THERE WERE TWO

AND EARLY IN MY CAREER, I LEARNED THAT THERE WERE TWO WORDS IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE

LEARNED THAT THERE WERE TWO WORDS IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE THAT YOU SHOULD NEVER SAY

WORDS IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE THAT YOU SHOULD NEVER SAY TOGETHER IN SEQUENCE, AND THOSE

THAT YOU SHOULD NEVER SAY TOGETHER IN SEQUENCE, AND THOSE WORDS ARE "THE" AND "JEW."

TOGETHER IN SEQUENCE, AND THOSE WORDS ARE "THE" AND "JEW." I'VE NEVER HEARD NO ONE DO GOOD

WORDS ARE "THE" AND "JEW." I'VE NEVER HEARD NO ONE DO GOOD AFTER THEY SAID THAT.

I'VE NEVER HEARD NO ONE DO GOOD AFTER THEY SAID THAT. NORMALLY WHEN HE'S IN TROUBLE, I

AFTER THEY SAID THAT. NORMALLY WHEN HE'S IN TROUBLE, I PULL UP IMMEDIATELY.

NORMALLY WHEN HE'S IN TROUBLE, I PULL UP IMMEDIATELY. BUT THIS TIME, I WAS LIKE, YOU

PULL UP IMMEDIATELY. BUT THIS TIME, I WAS LIKE, YOU KNOW WHAT?

BUT THIS TIME, I WAS LIKE, YOU KNOW WHAT? LET ME SEE WHAT'S GOING TO

KNOW WHAT? LET ME SEE WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN FIRST.

LET ME SEE WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN FIRST. I CAN'T REMEMBER HOW IT STARTED.

HAPPEN FIRST. I CAN'T REMEMBER HOW IT STARTED. VAGUELY I REMEMBER IT STARTED

I CAN'T REMEMBER HOW IT STARTED. VAGUELY I REMEMBER IT STARTED WITH A TWEET, STRANGE TWEET.

VAGUELY I REMEMBER IT STARTED WITH A TWEET, STRANGE TWEET. IT WAS LIKE, I'M FEELING A

WITH A TWEET, STRANGE TWEET. IT WAS LIKE, I'M FEELING A LITTLE SLEEPY.

IT WAS LIKE, I'M FEELING A LITTLE SLEEPY. I'M GOING TO GET ME SOME REST,

LITTLE SLEEPY. I'M GOING TO GET ME SOME REST, BUT WHEN I WAKE UP, I'M GOING TO

I'M GOING TO GET ME SOME REST, BUT WHEN I WAKE UP, I'M GOING TO GO DEAF CON THREE ON THE JEWS.

BUT WHEN I WAKE UP, I'M GOING TO GO DEAF CON THREE ON THE JEWS. AND THEN HE JUST WENT TO BED.

GO DEAF CON THREE ON THE JEWS. AND THEN HE JUST WENT TO BED. I WAS UP ALL NIGHT WORRIED.

AND THEN HE JUST WENT TO BED. I WAS UP ALL NIGHT WORRIED. WHAT IS HE TRYING TO DO TO THE

I WAS UP ALL NIGHT WORRIED. WHAT IS HE TRYING TO DO TO THE JEWS?

WHAT IS HE TRYING TO DO TO THE JEWS? [ LAUGHTER ]

JEWS? [ LAUGHTER ] I GREW UP AROUND JEWISH PEOPLE.

[ LAUGHTER ] I GREW UP AROUND JEWISH PEOPLE. I HAVE A LOT OF JEWISH FRIENDS,

I GREW UP AROUND JEWISH PEOPLE. I HAVE A LOT OF JEWISH FRIENDS, SO I'M NOT FREAKED OUT BY YOUR

I HAVE A LOT OF JEWISH FRIENDS, SO I'M NOT FREAKED OUT BY YOUR CULTURE.

SO I'M NOT FREAKED OUT BY YOUR CULTURE. I KNOW A LITTLE BIT ABOUT IT

CULTURE. I KNOW A LITTLE BIT ABOUT IT HANGING AROUND.

I KNOW A LITTLE BIT ABOUT IT HANGING AROUND. LET'S HANG OUT AFTER SCHOOL

HANGING AROUND. LET'S HANG OUT AFTER SCHOOL TOMORROW.

LET'S HANG OUT AFTER SCHOOL TOMORROW. WE CAN'T GO OUT.

TOMORROW. WE CAN'T GO OUT. IT'S SHA-NA-NA TOMORROW.

WE CAN'T GO OUT. IT'S SHA-NA-NA TOMORROW. WHAT IS THAT?

IT'S SHA-NA-NA TOMORROW. WHAT IS THAT? WHY DO SO MANY OF YOUR PEOPLE

WHAT IS THAT? WHY DO SO MANY OF YOUR PEOPLE

WHY DO SO MANY OF YOUR PEOPLE

DRESSILY R.E.M. DMC?

DRESSILY R.E.M. DMC? WOKE UP FROM A TINY NAP AND WENT

DRESSILY R.E.M. DMC? WOKE UP FROM A TINY NAP AND WENT TO WORK.

WOKE UP FROM A TINY NAP AND WENT TO WORK. A YEAR AGO, I'VE SEEN HIM ON A

TO WORK. A YEAR AGO, I'VE SEEN HIM ON A PODCAST CALLED DRINK CHAMPS.

A YEAR AGO, I'VE SEEN HIM ON A PODCAST CALLED DRINK CHAMPS. GREAT SHOW, AND IT WAS AN

PODCAST CALLED DRINK CHAMPS. GREAT SHOW, AND IT WAS AN AMAZING APPEARANCE.

GREAT SHOW, AND IT WAS AN AMAZING APPEARANCE. RAPPERS THAT I LOVE WERE THERE

AMAZING APPEARANCE. RAPPERS THAT I LOVE WERE THERE AND THEY ALL HAD THEIR GOLD

RAPPERS THAT I LOVE WERE THERE AND THEY ALL HAD THEIR GOLD CHAINS AND STUFF ON.

AND THEY ALL HAD THEIR GOLD CHAINS AND STUFF ON. KANYE SAID, ONLY MILLIONAIRES

CHAINS AND STUFF ON. KANYE SAID, ONLY MILLIONAIRES WEAR CHAINS.

KANYE SAID, ONLY MILLIONAIRES WEAR CHAINS. THEY SAID WHAT?

WEAR CHAINS. THEY SAID WHAT? HE SAID, I'M A BILLIONAIRE.

THEY SAID WHAT? HE SAID, I'M A BILLIONAIRE. BILLIONAIRES DON'T WEAR THEIR

HE SAID, I'M A BILLIONAIRE. BILLIONAIRES DON'T WEAR THEIR MONEY ON THEIR BODY.

BILLIONAIRES DON'T WEAR THEIR MONEY ON THEIR BODY. I TUCKED MY CHAIN, AND I SAID,

MONEY ON THEIR BODY. I TUCKED MY CHAIN, AND I SAID, OH, SNAP.

I TUCKED MY CHAIN, AND I SAID, OH, SNAP. GOOD APPEARANCE.

OH, SNAP. GOOD APPEARANCE. FUN AND FUNNY.

GOOD APPEARANCE. FUN AND FUNNY. WHEN HE WOKE UP, HE WENT ON

FUN AND FUNNY. WHEN HE WOKE UP, HE WENT ON DRINK CHAMPS AGAIN.

WHEN HE WOKE UP, HE WENT ON DRINK CHAMPS AGAIN. THIS TIME, HE WAS MAD ABOUT

DRINK CHAMPS AGAIN. THIS TIME, HE WAS MAD ABOUT SOMETHING.

THIS TIME, HE WAS MAD ABOUT SOMETHING. HE SAID, I CAN SAY ANTI-SEMITIC

SOMETHING. HE SAID, I CAN SAY ANTI-SEMITIC THINGS, AND THEY CAN'T DROP ME.

HE SAID, I CAN SAY ANTI-SEMITIC THINGS, AND THEY CAN'T DROP ME. NOW WHAT?

THINGS, AND THEY CAN'T DROP ME. NOW WHAT? THEY DROPPED THAT NIGGER

NOW WHAT? THEY DROPPED THAT NIGGER IMMEDIATELY.

THEY DROPPED THAT NIGGER IMMEDIATELY. IRONICALLY, ADIDAS WAS FOUNDED

IMMEDIATELY. IRONICALLY, ADIDAS WAS FOUNDED BY NAZIS, AND THEY WERE

IRONICALLY, ADIDAS WAS FOUNDED BY NAZIS, AND THEY WERE OFFENDED.

BY NAZIS, AND THEY WERE OFFENDED. PASS THE TEACHER.

OFFENDED. PASS THE TEACHER. IT'S A BIG DEAL.

PASS THE TEACHER. IT'S A BIG DEAL. HE BROKE SHOW BUSINESS RULES.

IT'S A BIG DEAL. HE BROKE SHOW BUSINESS RULES. IS THIS A RULE?

HE BROKE SHOW BUSINESS RULES. IS THIS A RULE? YOU KNOW, THE RULES OF

IS THIS A RULE? YOU KNOW, THE RULES OF DECEPTION.

YOU KNOW, THE RULES OF DECEPTION. IF THEY'RE BLACK, THEN IT'S A

DECEPTION. IF THEY'RE BLACK, THEN IT'S A GANG.

IF THEY'RE BLACK, THEN IT'S A GANG. IF THEY'RE TINY, IT'S A MOB.

GANG. IF THEY'RE TINY, IT'S A MOB. IF THEY'RE JEWISH, IT'S A

IF THEY'RE TINY, IT'S A MOB. IF THEY'RE JEWISH, IT'S A

IF THEY'RE JEWISH, IT'S A

COINCIDENCE AND YOU SHOULD NEVER

COINCIDENCE AND YOU SHOULD NEVER SPEAK ABOUT IT.

COINCIDENCE AND YOU SHOULD NEVER SPEAK ABOUT IT. KANYE GOT IN SO MUCH TROUBLE,

SPEAK ABOUT IT. KANYE GOT IN SO MUCH TROUBLE, KYRIE GOT IN TROUBLE.

KANYE GOT IN SO MUCH TROUBLE, KYRIE GOT IN TROUBLE. KYRIE IRVING POSTED A LINK TO A

KYRIE GOT IN TROUBLE. KYRIE IRVING POSTED A LINK TO A MOVIE HE HAD SEEN ON AMAZON.

KYRIE IRVING POSTED A LINK TO A MOVIE HE HAD SEEN ON AMAZON. APPARENTLY IT HAD SOME

MOVIE HE HAD SEEN ON AMAZON. APPARENTLY IT HAD SOME ANTI-SEMITIC JOKES OR SOMETHING.

APPARENTLY IT HAD SOME ANTI-SEMITIC JOKES OR SOMETHING. IT WAS SOME WEIRD TITLE LIKE

ANTI-SEMITIC JOKES OR SOMETHING. IT WAS SOME WEIRD TITLE LIKE FROM HERO TO NEGRO OR SOMETHING.

IT WAS SOME WEIRD TITLE LIKE FROM HERO TO NEGRO OR SOMETHING. THE NBA TOLD HIM TO APOLOGIZE,

FROM HERO TO NEGRO OR SOMETHING. THE NBA TOLD HIM TO APOLOGIZE, AND HE WAS SLOW TO APOLOGIZE.

THE NBA TOLD HIM TO APOLOGIZE, AND HE WAS SLOW TO APOLOGIZE. SO THE LIST OF DEMANDS GOT

AND HE WAS SLOW TO APOLOGIZE. SO THE LIST OF DEMANDS GOT LONGER AND LONGER.

SO THE LIST OF DEMANDS GOT LONGER AND LONGER. AND THIS IS WHERE I DRAW THE

LONGER AND LONGER. AND THIS IS WHERE I DRAW THE LINE.

AND THIS IS WHERE I DRAW THE LINE. I KNOW THE JEWISH PEOPLE HAVE

LINE. I KNOW THE JEWISH PEOPLE HAVE BEEN THROUGH TERRIBLE THINGS ALL

I KNOW THE JEWISH PEOPLE HAVE BEEN THROUGH TERRIBLE THINGS ALL OVER THE WORLD, BUT YOU CAN'T

BEEN THROUGH TERRIBLE THINGS ALL OVER THE WORLD, BUT YOU CAN'T BLAME THAT ON BLACK AMERICANS.

OVER THE WORLD, BUT YOU CAN'T BLAME THAT ON BLACK AMERICANS. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

BLAME THAT ON BLACK AMERICANS. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? THANKS THE ONE PERSON.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? THANKS THE ONE PERSON. I'M SAYING PUNISHMENT WOULD BE

THANKS THE ONE PERSON. I'M SAYING PUNISHMENT WOULD BE JUST TO POST A LINK TO SHINLER'S

I'M SAYING PUNISHMENT WOULD BE JUST TO POST A LINK TO SHINLER'S LIST AND Y'ALL WRITE YOUR OWN

JUST TO POST A LINK TO SHINLER'S LIST AND Y'ALL WRITE YOUR OWN CAPTIONS.

LIST AND Y'ALL WRITE YOUR OWN CAPTIONS. KYRIE IRVING'S BLACK ASS WAS

CAPTIONS. KYRIE IRVING'S BLACK ASS WAS NOWHERE NEAR THE HOLOCAUST.

KYRIE IRVING'S BLACK ASS WAS NOWHERE NEAR THE HOLOCAUST. IN FACT, HE'S NOT EVEN CERTAIN

NOWHERE NEAR THE HOLOCAUST. IN FACT, HE'S NOT EVEN CERTAIN IT EXISTS.

IN FACT, HE'S NOT EVEN CERTAIN IT EXISTS. I SAW ONE NEWS WOMAN SCREAMING

IT EXISTS. I SAW ONE NEWS WOMAN SCREAMING ABOUT KANYE.

I SAW ONE NEWS WOMAN SCREAMING ABOUT KANYE. SHE SAID, MENTAL HEALTH IS NO

ABOUT KANYE. SHE SAID, MENTAL HEALTH IS NO EXCUSE FOR THAT TYPE OF

SHE SAID, MENTAL HEALTH IS NO EXCUSE FOR THAT TYPE OF LANGUAGE.

EXCUSE FOR THAT TYPE OF LANGUAGE. YES, IT IS, BITCH.

LANGUAGE. YES, IT IS, BITCH. LISTEN.

YES, IT IS, BITCH. LISTEN. OKAY.

LISTEN. OKAY. I DON'T THINK KANYE IS CRAZY AT

OKAY. I DON'T THINK KANYE IS CRAZY AT ALL.

I DON'T THINK KANYE IS CRAZY AT ALL. I THINK HE'S POSSIBLY NOT WELL.

ALL. I THINK HE'S POSSIBLY NOT WELL. I'VE BEEN TO HOLLYWOOD.

I THINK HE'S POSSIBLY NOT WELL. I'VE BEEN TO HOLLYWOOD. I DON'T WANT Y'ALL TO GET MAD AT

I'VE BEEN TO HOLLYWOOD. I DON'T WANT Y'ALL TO GET MAD AT ME.

I DON'T WANT Y'ALL TO GET MAD AT ME. I'M JUST TELLING YOU.

ME. I'M JUST TELLING YOU. I HAVE BEEN TO HOLLYWOOD.

I'M JUST TELLING YOU. I HAVE BEEN TO HOLLYWOOD. THIS IS WHAT I SAW.

I HAVE BEEN TO HOLLYWOOD. THIS IS WHAT I SAW. IT'S A LOT OF JEWS.

THIS IS WHAT I SAW. IT'S A LOT OF JEWS. LUKE A LOT.

IT'S A LOT OF JEWS. LUKE A LOT. BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING.

LUKE A LOT. BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? BECAUSE A LOT OF BLACK PEOPLE BE

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? BECAUSE A LOT OF BLACK PEOPLE BE RUNNING THROUGH THE DIRT.

BECAUSE A LOT OF BLACK PEOPLE BE RUNNING THROUGH THE DIRT. THAT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING.

RUNNING THROUGH THE DIRT. THAT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

THAT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] I CAN SEE IF YOU HAD SOME KIND

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] I CAN SEE IF YOU HAD SOME KIND OF ISSUE.

I CAN SEE IF YOU HAD SOME KIND OF ISSUE. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

OF ISSUE. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? MIGHT GO OUT TO HOLLYWOOD AND

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? MIGHT GO OUT TO HOLLYWOOD AND START CONNECTING SOME KIND OF

MIGHT GO OUT TO HOLLYWOOD AND START CONNECTING SOME KIND OF LINES, AND YOU CAN MAYBE ADOPT

START CONNECTING SOME KIND OF LINES, AND YOU CAN MAYBE ADOPT THE ILLUSION THAT JEWS RUN SHOW

LINES, AND YOU CAN MAYBE ADOPT THE ILLUSION THAT JEWS RUN SHOW BUSINESS.

THE ILLUSION THAT JEWS RUN SHOW BUSINESS. NOT A CRAZY THING TO THINK.

BUSINESS. NOT A CRAZY THING TO THINK. BUT IT'S A CRAZY THING TO SAY

NOT A CRAZY THING TO THINK. BUT IT'S A CRAZY THING TO SAY OUT LOUD.

BUT IT'S A CRAZY THING TO SAY OUT LOUD. [ LAUGHTER ]

OUT LOUD. [ LAUGHTER ] NOW THE MID MATERIALS ARE OVER

[ LAUGHTER ] NOW THE MID MATERIALS ARE OVER AND IT'S CRAZY CLIMATE.

NOW THE MID MATERIALS ARE OVER AND IT'S CRAZY CLIMATE. AND I HAVE TO TELL YOU, I FEEL

AND IT'S CRAZY CLIMATE. AND I HAVE TO TELL YOU, I FEEL LIKE THIS MIDTERM IS LIKE ALL OF

AND I HAVE TO TELL YOU, I FEEL LIKE THIS MIDTERM IS LIKE ALL OF HUMANITY DEPENDS ON IT.

LIKE THIS MIDTERM IS LIKE ALL OF HUMANITY DEPENDS ON IT. THE MOST OMINOUS SIGN I BELIEVE

HUMANITY DEPENDS ON IT. THE MOST OMINOUS SIGN I BELIEVE WOULD BE HERSCHEL WALKER, WHO I

THE MOST OMINOUS SIGN I BELIEVE WOULD BE HERSCHEL WALKER, WHO I DON'T WANT TO SPEAK BAD OF

WOULD BE HERSCHEL WALKER, WHO I DON'T WANT TO SPEAK BAD OF BECAUSE HE'S BLACK.

DON'T WANT TO SPEAK BAD OF BECAUSE HE'S BLACK. BUT I HAVE TO ADMIT, HE'S

BECAUSE HE'S BLACK. BUT I HAVE TO ADMIT, HE'S OBSERVABLY STUPID.

BUT I HAVE TO ADMIT, HE'S OBSERVABLY STUPID. [ LAUGHTER ]

OBSERVABLY STUPID. [ LAUGHTER ] EVEN WHEN HE'S NOT TALKING, HIS

[ LAUGHTER ] EVEN WHEN HE'S NOT TALKING, HIS MOUTH BE OPEN A LITTLE BIT

EVEN WHEN HE'S NOT TALKING, HIS MOUTH BE OPEN A LITTLE BIT LIKE --

MOUTH BE OPEN A LITTLE BIT LIKE -- [ LAUGHTER ]

LIKE -- [ LAUGHTER ] HE'S THE KIND OF GUY THAT LOOKS

[ LAUGHTER ] HE'S THE KIND OF GUY THAT LOOKS LIKE HE THINKS BEFORE HE MAKES A

HE'S THE KIND OF GUY THAT LOOKS LIKE HE THINKS BEFORE HE MAKES A MOVE ON TIC TAC TOE.

LIKE HE THINKS BEFORE HE MAKES A MOVE ON TIC TAC TOE. WATCHING THE NEWS NOW, THEY'RE

MOVE ON TIC TAC TOE. WATCHING THE NEWS NOW, THEY'RE DECLARING THE END OF THE TRUMP

WATCHING THE NEWS NOW, THEY'RE DECLARING THE END OF THE TRUMP ERA.

DECLARING THE END OF THE TRUMP ERA. I CAN SEE HOW IN NEW YORK YOU

ERA. I CAN SEE HOW IN NEW YORK YOU BELIEVE IT'S THE END OF HIS ERA.

I CAN SEE HOW IN NEW YORK YOU BELIEVE IT'S THE END OF HIS ERA. I'LL BE HONEST WITH YOU, I LIVE

BELIEVE IT'S THE END OF HIS ERA. I'LL BE HONEST WITH YOU, I LIVE IN OHIO AMONGST THE POOR WHITES.

I'LL BE HONEST WITH YOU, I LIVE IN OHIO AMONGST THE POOR WHITES. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY TRUMP

IN OHIO AMONGST THE POOR WHITES. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY TRUMP WAS SO POPULAR.

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY TRUMP WAS SO POPULAR. I GET IT.

WAS SO POPULAR. I GET IT. I HEAR HIM EVERY DAY.

I GET IT. I HEAR HIM EVERY DAY. HE'S VERY LOVED.

I HEAR HIM EVERY DAY. HE'S VERY LOVED. THE REASON WHY IS BECAUSE PEOPLE

HE'S VERY LOVED. THE REASON WHY IS BECAUSE PEOPLE IN OHIO HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYBODY

THE REASON WHY IS BECAUSE PEOPLE IN OHIO HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYBODY LIKE HIM.

IN OHIO HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYBODY LIKE HIM. HE'S WHAT I CALL AN HONEST LIAR.

LIKE HIM. HE'S WHAT I CALL AN HONEST LIAR. I'M NOT JOKING.

HE'S WHAT I CALL AN HONEST LIAR. I'M NOT JOKING. THAT FIRST DEBATE, I'D NEVER

I'M NOT JOKING. THAT FIRST DEBATE, I'D NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LAKE IT.

THAT FIRST DEBATE, I'D NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LAKE IT. I'D NEVER SEEN A WHITE MALE

SEEN ANYTHING LAKE IT. I'D NEVER SEEN A WHITE MALE BILLIONAIRE SCREAMING AT THE TOP

I'D NEVER SEEN A WHITE MALE BILLIONAIRE SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS, THIS WHOLE SYSTEM

BILLIONAIRE SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS, THIS WHOLE SYSTEM IS RIGGED, HE SAID.

OF HIS LUNGS, THIS WHOLE SYSTEM IS RIGGED, HE SAID. AND ACROSS THE STAGE WAS A WHITE

IS RIGGED, HE SAID. AND ACROSS THE STAGE WAS A WHITE WOMAN, HILLARY CLINTON AND

AND ACROSS THE STAGE WAS A WHITE WOMAN, HILLARY CLINTON AND BARACK OBAMA SAYING, NO, IT'S

WOMAN, HILLARY CLINTON AND BARACK OBAMA SAYING, NO, IT'S NOT.

BARACK OBAMA SAYING, NO, IT'S NOT. I SAID, WAIT A MINUTE, BRO.

NOT. I SAID, WAIT A MINUTE, BRO. IT'S WHAT HE SAID, AND THE

I SAID, WAIT A MINUTE, BRO. IT'S WHAT HE SAID, AND THE MODERATOR SAID, WELL, IF IN FACT

IT'S WHAT HE SAID, AND THE MODERATOR SAID, WELL, IF IN FACT THE SYSTEM IS RIGGED AS YOU

MODERATOR SAID, WELL, IF IN FACT THE SYSTEM IS RIGGED AS YOU SUGGEST, WHAT WOULD BE YOUR

THE SYSTEM IS RIGGED AS YOU SUGGEST, WHAT WOULD BE YOUR EVIDENCE?

SUGGEST, WHAT WOULD BE YOUR EVIDENCE? REMEMBER WHAT HE SAID, BRO?

EVIDENCE? REMEMBER WHAT HE SAID, BRO? HE SAID, I KNOW THE SYSTEM IS

REMEMBER WHAT HE SAID, BRO? HE SAID, I KNOW THE SYSTEM IS RIGGED BECAUSE I USE IT.

HE SAID, I KNOW THE SYSTEM IS RIGGED BECAUSE I USE IT. I SAID, GOD DAMN!

RIGGED BECAUSE I USE IT. I SAID, GOD DAMN! PULLS OUT AN ILLUMINATI

I SAID, GOD DAMN! PULLS OUT AN ILLUMINATI MEMBERSHIP CARD AND START

PULLS OUT AN ILLUMINATI MEMBERSHIP CARD AND START CHOPPING UP COCAINE.

MEMBERSHIP CARD AND START CHOPPING UP COCAINE. NO ONE'S EVER HEARD ANYONE SAY

CHOPPING UP COCAINE. NO ONE'S EVER HEARD ANYONE SAY ANYTHING SO TRUE.

NO ONE'S EVER HEARD ANYONE SAY ANYTHING SO TRUE. AND HILLARY CLINTON SAYS, THIS

ANYTHING SO TRUE. AND HILLARY CLINTON SAYS, THIS MAN DOESN'T PAY HIS TAXES.

AND HILLARY CLINTON SAYS, THIS MAN DOESN'T PAY HIS TAXES. HE SHOT RIGHT BACK -- THAT MAKES

MAN DOESN'T PAY HIS TAXES. HE SHOT RIGHT BACK -- THAT MAKES ME SMART!

HE SHOT RIGHT BACK -- THAT MAKES ME SMART! AND THEN HE SAID, IF YOU WANT ME

ME SMART! AND THEN HE SAID, IF YOU WANT ME TO PAY MY TAXES, THEN CHANGE THE

AND THEN HE SAID, IF YOU WANT ME TO PAY MY TAXES, THEN CHANGE THE TAX CODE BUT I KNOW YOU WON'T

TO PAY MY TAXES, THEN CHANGE THE TAX CODE BUT I KNOW YOU WON'T BECAUSE YOUR FRIENDS AND DONORS

TAX CODE BUT I KNOW YOU WON'T BECAUSE YOUR FRIENDS AND DONORS ENJOY THE SAME TAX BREAK THAT I

BECAUSE YOUR FRIENDS AND DONORS ENJOY THE SAME TAX BREAK THAT I DO.

ENJOY THE SAME TAX BREAK THAT I DO. AND WITH THAT, MY FRIENDS, A

DO. AND WITH THAT, MY FRIENDS, A STAR WAS BORN.

AND WITH THAT, MY FRIENDS, A STAR WAS BORN. NO ONE HAD EVER SEEN ANYTHING

STAR WAS BORN. NO ONE HAD EVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THAT.

NO ONE HAD EVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THAT. NO ONE HAD EVER SEEN ANYONE COME

LIKE THAT. NO ONE HAD EVER SEEN ANYONE COME FROM INSIDE THAT HOUSE OUTSIDE

NO ONE HAD EVER SEEN ANYONE COME FROM INSIDE THAT HOUSE OUTSIDE AND TELL ALL THE COMMONERS,

FROM INSIDE THAT HOUSE OUTSIDE AND TELL ALL THE COMMONERS, WE'RE DOING EVERYTHING YOU THINK

AND TELL ALL THE COMMONERS, WE'RE DOING EVERYTHING YOU THINK WE'RE DOING INSIDE THAT HOUSE.

WE'RE DOING EVERYTHING YOU THINK WE'RE DOING INSIDE THAT HOUSE. HE WENT RIGHT BACK IN THE HOUSE

WE'RE DOING INSIDE THAT HOUSE. HE WENT RIGHT BACK IN THE HOUSE AND STARTED PLAYING A GAME

HE WENT RIGHT BACK IN THE HOUSE AND STARTED PLAYING A GAME AGAIN.

AND STARTED PLAYING A GAME AGAIN. DEMOCRATS ARE SORE LOSERS.

AGAIN. DEMOCRATS ARE SORE LOSERS. I'M A DEMOCRAT.

DEMOCRATS ARE SORE LOSERS. I'M A DEMOCRAT. I'M TELLING YOU, AS SOON AS HE

I'M A DEMOCRAT. I'M TELLING YOU, AS SOON AS HE WON, THEY STARTED SAYING, HE'S

I'M TELLING YOU, AS SOON AS HE WON, THEY STARTED SAYING, HE'S COLLUDING WITH RUSSIA.

WON, THEY STARTED SAYING, HE'S COLLUDING WITH RUSSIA. IT'S VERY EMBARRASSING AS A

COLLUDING WITH RUSSIA. IT'S VERY EMBARRASSING AS A DEMOCRAT.

IT'S VERY EMBARRASSING AS A DEMOCRAT. BUT AS TIME WENT ON, WE ALL CAME

DEMOCRAT. BUT AS TIME WENT ON, WE ALL CAME TO LEARN, HE WAS PROBABLY

BUT AS TIME WENT ON, WE ALL CAME TO LEARN, HE WAS PROBABLY COLLUDING WITH RUSSIA.

TO LEARN, HE WAS PROBABLY COLLUDING WITH RUSSIA. [ LAUGHTER ]

COLLUDING WITH RUSSIA. [ LAUGHTER ] I EVEN LOOK AT HIS WIFE

[ LAUGHTER ] I EVEN LOOK AT HIS WIFE DIFFERENT NOW.

I EVEN LOOK AT HIS WIFE DIFFERENT NOW. HIS WIFE THE BEAUTIFUL, NO

DIFFERENT NOW. HIS WIFE THE BEAUTIFUL, NO QUESTION ABOUT IT.

HIS WIFE THE BEAUTIFUL, NO QUESTION ABOUT IT. BUT SHE LOOKS LIKE THE SAME

QUESTION ABOUT IT. BUT SHE LOOKS LIKE THE SAME CHICK THAT JAMES BOND WOULD

BUT SHE LOOKS LIKE THE SAME CHICK THAT JAMES BOND WOULD SMASH BUT NOT TRUST.

CHICK THAT JAMES BOND WOULD SMASH BUT NOT TRUST. [ LAUGHTER ]

SMASH BUT NOT TRUST. [ LAUGHTER ] WHY ALL THEM DOCUMENTS AT HIS

[ LAUGHTER ] WHY ALL THEM DOCUMENTS AT HIS HOUSE?

WHY ALL THEM DOCUMENTS AT HIS HOUSE? THIS GUY IS FAMOUS FOR NOT

HOUSE? THIS GUY IS FAMOUS FOR NOT READING HIS -- AND NOW HE GOT

THIS GUY IS FAMOUS FOR NOT READING HIS -- AND NOW HE GOT 10,000 DOCUMENTS.

READING HIS -- AND NOW HE GOT 10,000 DOCUMENTS. I HAVE BEEN FIRED FROM JOBS MANY

10,000 DOCUMENTS. I HAVE BEEN FIRED FROM JOBS MANY TIMES IN MY LIFE, AND I WILL BE

I HAVE BEEN FIRED FROM JOBS MANY TIMES IN MY LIFE, AND I WILL BE VERY HONEST WITH YOU.

TIMES IN MY LIFE, AND I WILL BE VERY HONEST WITH YOU. SOMETIMES WHEN I WAS FIRED, I

VERY HONEST WITH YOU. SOMETIMES WHEN I WAS FIRED, I STOLE THINGS FROM THE OFFICE.

SOMETIMES WHEN I WAS FIRED, I STOLE THINGS FROM THE OFFICE. STAPLE GUNS, COMPUTER MOUSES,

STOLE THINGS FROM THE OFFICE. STAPLE GUNS, COMPUTER MOUSES, ALL THAT KIND OF STUFF.

STAPLE GUNS, COMPUTER MOUSES, ALL THAT KIND OF STUFF. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I NEVER STOLE

ALL THAT KIND OF STUFF. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I NEVER STOLE FROM WORK?

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I NEVER STOLE FROM WORK? WORK.

FROM WORK? WORK. [ LAUGHTER ]

WORK. [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ]

[ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] BOY, YOU BROUGHT ALL THE FOCUS.

[ APPLAUSE ] BOY, YOU BROUGHT ALL THE FOCUS. LUCKY FOR EVERYBODY IN THE

BOY, YOU BROUGHT ALL THE FOCUS. LUCKY FOR EVERYBODY IN THE WESTERN WORLD, THE UKRAINIANS

LUCKY FOR EVERYBODY IN THE WESTERN WORLD, THE UKRAINIANS ARE WAY BETTER FIGHTERS THAN WE

WESTERN WORLD, THE UKRAINIANS ARE WAY BETTER FIGHTERS THAN WE THOUGHT THEY WOULD BE.

ARE WAY BETTER FIGHTERS THAN WE THOUGHT THEY WOULD BE. YOU GUYS --

THOUGHT THEY WOULD BE. YOU GUYS -- [ APPLAUSE ]

YOU GUYS -- [ APPLAUSE ] >> THEY KILLED 10,000 RUSSIANS

[ APPLAUSE ] >> THEY KILLED 10,000 RUSSIANS THE FIRST WEEK OF THE WAR.

>> THEY KILLED 10,000 RUSSIANS THE FIRST WEEK OF THE WAR. EVEN VIETNAMESE WERE LIKE, THEM

THE FIRST WEEK OF THE WAR. EVEN VIETNAMESE WERE LIKE, THEM ARE SOME GOOD NUMBERS!

EVEN VIETNAMESE WERE LIKE, THEM ARE SOME GOOD NUMBERS! THIS WAS BEFORE THEY HAD

ARE SOME GOOD NUMBERS! THIS WAS BEFORE THEY HAD WEAPONS.

THIS WAS BEFORE THEY HAD WEAPONS. BEFORE WE STARTED SENDING THEM

WEAPONS. BEFORE WE STARTED SENDING THEM WEAPONS, THEY WERE KILLING

BEFORE WE STARTED SENDING THEM WEAPONS, THEY WERE KILLING RUSSIANS WITH STUFF YOU CAN FIND

WEAPONS, THEY WERE KILLING RUSSIANS WITH STUFF YOU CAN FIND AROUND THE HOUSE.

RUSSIANS WITH STUFF YOU CAN FIND AROUND THE HOUSE. IT WAS RIGGED LIKE HOME ALONE.

AROUND THE HOUSE. IT WAS RIGGED LIKE HOME ALONE. THEY WERE STEPPING ON RAKES AND

IT WAS RIGGED LIKE HOME ALONE. THEY WERE STEPPING ON RAKES AND LIKE AHH!

THEY WERE STEPPING ON RAKES AND LIKE AHH! HOW IS RUSSIA LOSING TO THE

LIKE AHH! HOW IS RUSSIA LOSING TO THE UKRAINE?

HOW IS RUSSIA LOSING TO THE UKRAINE? THAT WOULD BE LIKE AMERICA

UKRAINE? THAT WOULD BE LIKE AMERICA LOSING A WAR TO COLORADO.

THAT WOULD BE LIKE AMERICA LOSING A WAR TO COLORADO. NOW THE MIDTERMS ARE OVER AND

LOSING A WAR TO COLORADO. NOW THE MIDTERMS ARE OVER AND EVERYBODY'S AWAKE.

NOW THE MIDTERMS ARE OVER AND EVERYBODY'S AWAKE. THESE NEW WHITES, THEY'RE LIKE

EVERYBODY'S AWAKE. THESE NEW WHITES, THEY'RE LIKE NEWBORN BABIES WHO JUST WOKE UP.

THESE NEW WHITES, THEY'RE LIKE NEWBORN BABIES WHO JUST WOKE UP. EVERYTHING WHITE PEOPLE MAD

NEWBORN BABIES WHO JUST WOKE UP. EVERYTHING WHITE PEOPLE MAD ABOUT, WE HAVE BEEN ON THAT.

EVERYTHING WHITE PEOPLE MAD ABOUT, WE HAVE BEEN ON THAT. MAN, I CAN'T SEE MY FAMILY.

ABOUT, WE HAVE BEEN ON THAT. MAN, I CAN'T SEE MY FAMILY. WE BE LIKE, WE BEEN ON THAT!

MAN, I CAN'T SEE MY FAMILY. WE BE LIKE, WE BEEN ON THAT! MAN, WE CAN'T TRUST THE

WE BE LIKE, WE BEEN ON THAT! MAN, WE CAN'T TRUST THE GOVERNMENT.

MAN, WE CAN'T TRUST THE GOVERNMENT. WE BEEN ON THAT?

GOVERNMENT. WE BEEN ON THAT? WHY DON'T YOU DISMANTLE THE FBI?

WE BEEN ON THAT? WHY DON'T YOU DISMANTLE THE FBI? WORD TO MARTIN LUTHER KING, BRO.

WHY DON'T YOU DISMANTLE THE FBI? WORD TO MARTIN LUTHER KING, BRO. WE'VE BEEN ON THAT.

WORD TO MARTIN LUTHER KING, BRO. WE'VE BEEN ON THAT. MY FIRST NETFLIX SPECIAL, WHAT

WE'VE BEEN ON THAT. MY FIRST NETFLIX SPECIAL, WHAT DID I SAY?

MY FIRST NETFLIX SPECIAL, WHAT DID I SAY? I SAID, I DON'T WANT TO SNEAK A

DID I SAY? I SAID, I DON'T WANT TO SNEAK A DEAL BECAUSE THE MINUTE I SAY

I SAID, I DON'T WANT TO SNEAK A DEAL BECAUSE THE MINUTE I SAY SOMETHING THAT MAKES THOSE

DEAL BECAUSE THE MINUTE I SAY SOMETHING THAT MAKES THOSE PEOPLE MAD, THEY'RE GOING TO

SOMETHING THAT MAKES THOSE PEOPLE MAD, THEY'RE GOING TO TAKE MY SNEAKERS AWAY.

PEOPLE MAD, THEY'RE GOING TO TAKE MY SNEAKERS AWAY. AND THE WHOLE CROWD WAS

TAKE MY SNEAKERS AWAY. AND THE WHOLE CROWD WAS LAUGHING.

AND THE WHOLE CROWD WAS LAUGHING. NOW YOU SEE KANYE WALKING AROUND

LAUGHING. NOW YOU SEE KANYE WALKING AROUND BAREFOOT.

NOW YOU SEE KANYE WALKING AROUND BAREFOOT. [ LAUGHTER ]

BAREFOOT. [ LAUGHTER ] THIS GUY LOST 1.5 BILLION IN A

[ LAUGHTER ] THIS GUY LOST 1.5 BILLION IN A DAY.

THIS GUY LOST 1.5 BILLION IN A DAY. $1.5 BILLION A DAY.

DAY. $1.5 BILLION A DAY. I SAW THAT AND I SAID, PUT YOUR

$1.5 BILLION A DAY. I SAW THAT AND I SAID, PUT YOUR CHAIN ON.

I SAW THAT AND I SAID, PUT YOUR CHAIN ON. WELCOME BACK.

CHAIN ON. WELCOME BACK. [ APPLAUSE ]

WELCOME BACK. [ APPLAUSE ] IT SHOULDN'T BE THIS SCARY TO

[ APPLAUSE ] IT SHOULDN'T BE THIS SCARY TO TALK ABOUT ANYTHING.

IT SHOULDN'T BE THIS SCARY TO TALK ABOUT ANYTHING. IT'S MAKING MY JOB INCREDIBLY

TALK ABOUT ANYTHING. IT'S MAKING MY JOB INCREDIBLY DIFFICULT.

IT'S MAKING MY JOB INCREDIBLY DIFFICULT. AND TO BE HONEST WITH YOU, I'M

DIFFICULT. AND TO BE HONEST WITH YOU, I'M SICK OF TALKING TO A CROWD LIKE

AND TO BE HONEST WITH YOU, I'M SICK OF TALKING TO A CROWD LIKE THIS.

SICK OF TALKING TO A CROWD LIKE THIS. I LOVE YOU TO DEATH, AND I THANK

THIS. I LOVE YOU TO DEATH, AND I THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT.

I LOVE YOU TO DEATH, AND I THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT. AND I HOPE THEY DON'T TAKE

YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT. AND I HOPE THEY DON'T TAKE ANYTHING AWAY FROM ME, WHOEVER

AND I HOPE THEY DON'T TAKE ANYTHING AWAY FROM ME, WHOEVER THEY ARE.

ANYTHING AWAY FROM ME, WHOEVER THEY ARE. WE GOT A GREAT SHOW TONIGHT!

THEY ARE. WE GOT A GREAT SHOW TONIGHT! BLACK STAR IS IN THE BUILDING!

WE GOT A GREAT SHOW TONIGHT! BLACK STAR IS IN THE BUILDING! >>> WELCOME BACK TO PM IN THE

BLACK STAR IS IN THE BUILDING! >>> WELCOME BACK TO PM IN THE AFTERNOON.

>>> WELCOME BACK TO PM IN THE AFTERNOON. COMING UP LATER, CHEF CINDY IS

AFTERNOON. COMING UP LATER, CHEF CINDY IS GOING TO BE HERE.

COMING UP LATER, CHEF CINDY IS GOING TO BE HERE. >> AND ONCE AGAIN, WE ARE

GOING TO BE HERE. >> AND ONCE AGAIN, WE ARE HONORED TO BE JOINED BY WILLY T.

>> AND ONCE AGAIN, WE ARE HONORED TO BE JOINED BY WILLY T. HOPKINS.

HONORED TO BE JOINED BY WILLY T. HOPKINS. HE'S BEEN SITTING IN ALL MORNING

HOPKINS. HE'S BEEN SITTING IN ALL MORNING PLAYING SOME TASTY LICKS OFF HIS

HE'S BEEN SITTING IN ALL MORNING PLAYING SOME TASTY LICKS OFF HIS NEW ALBUM, MY POTATO HOLE.

PLAYING SOME TASTY LICKS OFF HIS NEW ALBUM, MY POTATO HOLE. INTERESTING TITLE.

NEW ALBUM, MY POTATO HOLE. INTERESTING TITLE. >> I'M SORRY, WILLY T.

INTERESTING TITLE. >> I'M SORRY, WILLY T. I ALMOST DON'T WANT TO ASK BUT

>> I'M SORRY, WILLY T. I ALMOST DON'T WANT TO ASK BUT WHAT ON EARTH IS THE POTATO

I ALMOST DON'T WANT TO ASK BUT WHAT ON EARTH IS THE POTATO HOLE?

WHAT ON EARTH IS THE POTATO HOLE? >> DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

HOLE? >> DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. >> I'M CURIOUS.

>> DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. >> I'M CURIOUS. WHAT IS IT?

>> I'M CURIOUS. WHAT IS IT? DO I HAVE A POTATO HOLE?

WHAT IS IT? DO I HAVE A POTATO HOLE? CAN I TOUCH MY WIFE'S POTATO

DO I HAVE A POTATO HOLE? CAN I TOUCH MY WIFE'S POTATO HOLE?

CAN I TOUCH MY WIFE'S POTATO HOLE? >> CAN WE SEEN SAY IT ON

HOLE? >> CAN WE SEEN SAY IT ON TESTIFY.

>> CAN WE SEEN SAY IT ON TESTIFY. WHAT IS A TO PO DAY TOE HOLE?

TESTIFY. WHAT IS A TO PO DAY TOE HOLE? >> I WOULD RATHER NOT SAY.

WHAT IS A TO PO DAY TOE HOLE? >> I WOULD RATHER NOT SAY. >> OKAY.

>> I WOULD RATHER NOT SAY. >> OKAY. JILL, WHAT ARE WE LOOKING AT?

>> OKAY. JILL, WHAT ARE WE LOOKING AT? >> IF YOU'RE GOING OUT, YOU'RE

JILL, WHAT ARE WE LOOKING AT? >> IF YOU'RE GOING OUT, YOU'RE GOING TO WANT TO BRING AN

>> IF YOU'RE GOING OUT, YOU'RE GOING TO WANT TO BRING AN UMBRELLA, ESPECIALLY IF YOU

GOING TO WANT TO BRING AN UMBRELLA, ESPECIALLY IF YOU DON'T WANT TO GET RAIN INSIDE

UMBRELLA, ESPECIALLY IF YOU DON'T WANT TO GET RAIN INSIDE YOUR POTATO HOLE.

DON'T WANT TO GET RAIN INSIDE YOUR POTATO HOLE. I'M SORRY.

YOUR POTATO HOLE. I'M SORRY. IT'S SO FUN TO SAY.

I'M SORRY. IT'S SO FUN TO SAY. >> IF YOU'RE JUST JOINING US,

IT'S SO FUN TO SAY. >> IF YOU'RE JUST JOINING US, FOLKS, WE ARE ABSOLUTELY TICKLED

>> IF YOU'RE JUST JOINING US, FOLKS, WE ARE ABSOLUTELY TICKLED BY WILLY T.'S NEW ALBUM, MY

FOLKS, WE ARE ABSOLUTELY TICKLED BY WILLY T.'S NEW ALBUM, MY POTATO HOLE.

BY WILLY T.'S NEW ALBUM, MY POTATO HOLE. SPEAKING OF TICKLE.

POTATO HOLE. SPEAKING OF TICKLE. WHAT HAPPENED HAPPEN IF I TICKLE

SPEAKING OF TICKLE. WHAT HAPPENED HAPPEN IF I TICKLE MY WIFE'S.

WHAT HAPPENED HAPPEN IF I TICKLE MY WIFE'S. >> JOSH, I WOULDN'T WANT TO BE

MY WIFE'S. >> JOSH, I WOULDN'T WANT TO BE IN THERE FOR FIVES.

>> JOSH, I WOULDN'T WANT TO BE IN THERE FOR FIVES. THE ETERNAL QUESTION, WHAT IS A

IN THERE FOR FIVES. THE ETERNAL QUESTION, WHAT IS A POTATO HOLE, THE WORLD MAY NEVER

THE ETERNAL QUESTION, WHAT IS A POTATO HOLE, THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW.

POTATO HOLE, THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW. LET GO TO SPORTS.

KNOW. LET GO TO SPORTS. >> THANKS, DEBORAH.

LET GO TO SPORTS. >> THANKS, DEBORAH. THE PGA TOUR IS IN FULL SWING,

>> THANKS, DEBORAH. THE PGA TOUR IS IN FULL SWING, PUN.

THE PGA TOUR IS IN FULL SWING, PUN. WITH RORY McLLROY SINKING A HOLE

PUN. WITH RORY McLLROY SINKING A HOLE IN ONE.

WITH RORY McLLROY SINKING A HOLE IN ONE. COULD YOU SINK A POTATO HOLE?

IN ONE. COULD YOU SINK A POTATO HOLE? ONE?

COULD YOU SINK A POTATO HOLE? ONE? >> BEFORE WE GO TO BREAK, WILLY

ONE? >> BEFORE WE GO TO BREAK, WILLY T., YOU GOT TO TELL US, WE GOT

>> BEFORE WE GO TO BREAK, WILLY T., YOU GOT TO TELL US, WE GOT TO KNOW, WHAT IS A POTATO HOLE.

T., YOU GOT TO TELL US, WE GOT TO KNOW, WHAT IS A POTATO HOLE. >> SPILL THE TEA.

TO KNOW, WHAT IS A POTATO HOLE. >> SPILL THE TEA. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, MAN.

>> SPILL THE TEA. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, MAN. TELL US WHAT A POTATO HOLE IS.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, MAN. TELL US WHAT A POTATO HOLE IS. >> IT'S A HOLE THAT SLAVES USED

TELL US WHAT A POTATO HOLE IS. >> IT'S A HOLE THAT SLAVES USED TO HIDE THEIR FOOD AND

>> IT'S A HOLE THAT SLAVES USED TO HIDE THEIR FOOD AND POSSESSIONS FROM PLANTATION

TO HIDE THEIR FOOD AND POSSESSIONS FROM PLANTATION OWNERS.

POSSESSIONS FROM PLANTATION OWNERS. [ LAUGHTER ]

OWNERS. [ LAUGHTER ] WHATEVER THESE SLAVES HAD, THEY

[ LAUGHTER ] WHATEVER THESE SLAVES HAD, THEY WOULD KEEP IN THEIR POTATO HOLE,

WHATEVER THESE SLAVES HAD, THEY WOULD KEEP IN THEIR POTATO HOLE, EVEN THOUGH THEY KNEW THAT IF

WOULD KEEP IN THEIR POTATO HOLE, EVEN THOUGH THEY KNEW THAT IF THEY MESSED WITH OTHER FAMILIES'

EVEN THOUGH THEY KNEW THAT IF THEY MESSED WITH OTHER FAMILIES' POTATO HOLES, THEY WOULD BE

THEY MESSED WITH OTHER FAMILIES' POTATO HOLES, THEY WOULD BE WHIPPED OR BEAT, OVER TIME, IT

POTATO HOLES, THEY WOULD BE WHIPPED OR BEAT, OVER TIME, IT CAME TO RESEMBLE BLACK LIVES IN

WHIPPED OR BEAT, OVER TIME, IT CAME TO RESEMBLE BLACK LIVES IN THE FACE OF OPPRESSION.

CAME TO RESEMBLE BLACK LIVES IN THE FACE OF OPPRESSION. THAT'S WHAT A POTATO HOLE IS,

THE FACE OF OPPRESSION. THAT'S WHAT A POTATO HOLE IS, BITCH.

THAT'S WHAT A POTATO HOLE IS, BITCH. >> UH-HUH.

BITCH. >> UH-HUH. I DID NOT SEE THAT AS WHAT IT

>> UH-HUH. I DID NOT SEE THAT AS WHAT IT COULD BE.

I DID NOT SEE THAT AS WHAT IT COULD BE. COULD HAVE TOLD US SOONER.

COULD BE. COULD HAVE TOLD US SOONER. BUT, YEAH.

COULD HAVE TOLD US SOONER. BUT, YEAH. NO.

BUT, YEAH. NO. I THINK WE ARE ALL SORRY.

NO. I THINK WE ARE ALL SORRY. >> WILLY T., WANT TO PLAY US OUT

I THINK WE ARE ALL SORRY. >> WILLY T., WANT TO PLAY US OUT WITH A TASTY LICK?

>> WILLY T., WANT TO PLAY US OUT WITH A TASTY LICK? >> I DO NOT.

WITH A TASTY LICK? >> I DO NOT. >> DIDN'T THINK YOU WOULD.

>> I DO NOT. >> DIDN'T THINK YOU WOULD. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

>> DIDN'T THINK YOU WOULD. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. >> Announcer: ON

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. >> Announcer: ON >>> ANYONE OUT HERE WATCHING

>> Announcer: ON >>> ANYONE OUT HERE WATCHING THIS NEW SHOW, HOUSE OF DRAGONS?

>>> ANYONE OUT HERE WATCHING THIS NEW SHOW, HOUSE OF DRAGONS? I AM THE BIGGEST GAME OF TLOENS

THIS NEW SHOW, HOUSE OF DRAGONS? I AM THE BIGGEST GAME OF TLOENS FAN.

I AM THE BIGGEST GAME OF TLOENS FAN. I LOVE THEIR NEW SHOW.

FAN. I LOVE THEIR NEW SHOW. I GOT TO TELL YOU, I LOVE

I LOVE THEIR NEW SHOW. I GOT TO TELL YOU, I LOVE THEY'RE INCLUDING BLACK

I GOT TO TELL YOU, I LOVE THEY'RE INCLUDING BLACK CHARACTERS, BUT TO BE HONEST,

THEY'RE INCLUDING BLACK CHARACTERS, BUT TO BE HONEST, THE BLACK CHARACTERS TAKE ME OUT

CHARACTERS, BUT TO BE HONEST, THE BLACK CHARACTERS TAKE ME OUT OF IT A LITTLE BIT WITH THE STEP

THE BLACK CHARACTERS TAKE ME OUT OF IT A LITTLE BIT WITH THE STEP BOND HAIR AND OLD TIME ACCENTS.

OF IT A LITTLE BIT WITH THE STEP BOND HAIR AND OLD TIME ACCENTS. WHERE ARE THESE PEOPLE FROM?

BOND HAIR AND OLD TIME ACCENTS. WHERE ARE THESE PEOPLE FROM? YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

WHERE ARE THESE PEOPLE FROM? YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. AND THEN THEY'RE COMING OUT WITH

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. AND THEN THEY'RE COMING OUT WITH SEASON TWO, I GUESS SOON.

AND THEN THEY'RE COMING OUT WITH SEASON TWO, I GUESS SOON. AND SOMEHOW LAUREN MICHAELS

SEASON TWO, I GUESS SOON. AND SOMEHOW LAUREN MICHAELS ARRANGED A SNEAK PEEK FOR HOUSE

AND SOMEHOW LAUREN MICHAELS ARRANGED A SNEAK PEEK FOR HOUSE OF DRAGONS TWO.

ARRANGED A SNEAK PEEK FOR HOUSE OF DRAGONS TWO. SO CHECK IT OUT.

OF DRAGONS TWO. SO CHECK IT OUT. >> BEFORE WE GO TO WAR WITH

SO CHECK IT OUT. >> BEFORE WE GO TO WAR WITH KINGS LANDING, WE MUST KNOW WHO

>> BEFORE WE GO TO WAR WITH KINGS LANDING, WE MUST KNOW WHO OUR TRUE ALLIES ARE.

KINGS LANDING, WE MUST KNOW WHO OUR TRUE ALLIES ARE. >> THESE REPRESENT ALL OUR PARTS

OUR TRUE ALLIES ARE. >> THESE REPRESENT ALL OUR PARTS OF ALLIANCES, YOUR GRACE.

>> THESE REPRESENT ALL OUR PARTS OF ALLIANCES, YOUR GRACE. >> YES.

OF ALLIANCES, YOUR GRACE. >> YES. OUR NAMES ARE INSANE AND SOUND

>> YES. OUR NAMES ARE INSANE AND SOUND IDENTICAL.

OUR NAMES ARE INSANE AND SOUND IDENTICAL. >> I'VE ALSO PREPARED A CHART OF

IDENTICAL. >> I'VE ALSO PREPARED A CHART OF WHO'S HAVING SEX WITH WHOM.

>> I'VE ALSO PREPARED A CHART OF WHO'S HAVING SEX WITH WHOM. >> LORD OF THE TIDES, THE SEA

WHO'S HAVING SEX WITH WHOM. >> LORD OF THE TIDES, THE SEA SNAKE HIMSELF, CORLIF.

>> LORD OF THE TIDES, THE SEA SNAKE HIMSELF, CORLIF. >> THIS IS A MOST WELCOME

SNAKE HIMSELF, CORLIF. >> THIS IS A MOST WELCOME SURPRISE.

>> THIS IS A MOST WELCOME SURPRISE. WHERE HAVE YOU COME FROM?

SURPRISE. WHERE HAVE YOU COME FROM? >> THE MATRIX.

WHERE HAVE YOU COME FROM? >> THE MATRIX. >> YOU MUST HAVE BEEN AT SEA

>> THE MATRIX. >> YOU MUST HAVE BEEN AT SEA LONG>> OF COURSE.THIS IS WHERE T

>> YOU MUST HAVE BEEN AT SEA LONG>> OF COURSE.THIS IS WHERE T COMFORTABLE.

LONG>> OF COURSE.THIS IS WHERE T COMFORTABLE. THE OCEAN.

COMFORTABLE. THE OCEAN. WE ESPECIALLY LOVE BEING ON

THE OCEAN. WE ESPECIALLY LOVE BEING ON SHIPS.

WE ESPECIALLY LOVE BEING ON SHIPS. NEVER HAVE ANY CONCERN BEING ON

SHIPS. NEVER HAVE ANY CONCERN BEING ON SHIPS OR WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN TO US

NEVER HAVE ANY CONCERN BEING ON SHIPS OR WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN TO US IF WE COME ON SHIPS.

SHIPS OR WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN TO US IF WE COME ON SHIPS. >> DID YOU COME ALONE?

IF WE COME ON SHIPS. >> DID YOU COME ALONE? >> NO.

>> DID YOU COME ALONE? >> NO. >> IT'S WONDER TO SEE YOU.

>> NO. >> IT'S WONDER TO SEE YOU. SINCE YOU KNOW JASON LUKE.

>> IT'S WONDER TO SEE YOU. SINCE YOU KNOW JASON LUKE. >> YES.

SINCE YOU KNOW JASON LUKE. >> YES. I LOOK AT MY FUTURE HUSBAND AND

>> YES. I LOOK AT MY FUTURE HUSBAND AND KNOW HE'S GOING TO SATISFY ME

I LOOK AT MY FUTURE HUSBAND AND KNOW HE'S GOING TO SATISFY ME SEXUALLY.

KNOW HE'S GOING TO SATISFY ME SEXUALLY. >> TO WHAT DO WE OH THE HONOR OF

SEXUALLY. >> TO WHAT DO WE OH THE HONOR OF YOUR VISIT?

>> TO WHAT DO WE OH THE HONOR OF YOUR VISIT? >> I KNOW YOU NEED SOME ALLIES

YOUR VISIT? >> I KNOW YOU NEED SOME ALLIES NOW THAT YOUR FATHER HAS DIED.

>> I KNOW YOU NEED SOME ALLIES NOW THAT YOUR FATHER HAS DIED. >> DIED?

NOW THAT YOUR FATHER HAS DIED. >> DIED? THE DOCTOR SAID IT'S NOTHING.

>> DIED? THE DOCTOR SAID IT'S NOTHING. JUST A LITTLE COUGH.

THE DOCTOR SAID IT'S NOTHING. JUST A LITTLE COUGH. >> WELL, I FOUND YOU SOME NEW

JUST A LITTLE COUGH. >> WELL, I FOUND YOU SOME NEW ALLIES THAT HAVE COME TO PAY

>> WELL, I FOUND YOU SOME NEW ALLIES THAT HAVE COME TO PAY THEIR RESPECTS TO THE TRUE

ALLIES THAT HAVE COME TO PAY THEIR RESPECTS TO THE TRUE QUEEN.

THEIR RESPECTS TO THE TRUE QUEEN. >> WELL, WELL, WELL.

QUEEN. >> WELL, WELL, WELL. I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN A LONG

>> WELL, WELL, WELL. I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN A LONG TIME.

I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN A LONG TIME. HOW DOES IT FEEL TO HAVE SEX

TIME. HOW DOES IT FEEL TO HAVE SEX WITH YOUR NIECE?

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO HAVE SEX WITH YOUR NIECE? YUCK.

WITH YOUR NIECE? YUCK. >> NO THANK YOU.

YUCK. >> NO THANK YOU. >> YOUR MAJESTY, LOOKS LIKE YOU

>> NO THANK YOU. >> YOUR MAJESTY, LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT A CASE OF THE MONKEY POX.

>> YOUR MAJESTY, LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT A CASE OF THE MONKEY POX. YOU GOING TO DIE IN THE MINUTE,

GOT A CASE OF THE MONKEY POX. YOU GOING TO DIE IN THE MINUTE, AIN'T YOU?

YOU GOING TO DIE IN THE MINUTE, AIN'T YOU? >> YEAH.

AIN'T YOU? >> YEAH. >> WELL, IF IT ISN'T OUR COUSIN,

>> YEAH. >> WELL, IF IT ISN'T OUR COUSIN, LIGHT-SKINNED LARRY.

>> WELL, IF IT ISN'T OUR COUSIN, LIGHT-SKINNED LARRY. >> THAT'S ME.

LIGHT-SKINNED LARRY. >> THAT'S ME. >> YOU LOOK LIKE E.T. WHEN THEY

>> THAT'S ME. >> YOU LOOK LIKE E.T. WHEN THEY DRESS HIM UP FOR HALLOWEEN.

>> YOU LOOK LIKE E.T. WHEN THEY DRESS HIM UP FOR HALLOWEEN. >> HEY, ALL THAT WAS HATEFUL,

DRESS HIM UP FOR HALLOWEEN. >> HEY, ALL THAT WAS HATEFUL, MAN.

>> HEY, ALL THAT WAS HATEFUL, MAN. >> YOU'RE GETTING A LITTLE DRY.

MAN. >> YOU'RE GETTING A LITTLE DRY. >> THAT'S THAT DRAGON SPRAY.

>> YOU'RE GETTING A LITTLE DRY. >> THAT'S THAT DRAGON SPRAY. >> MORE VISITORS APPROACH.

>> THAT'S THAT DRAGON SPRAY. >> MORE VISITORS APPROACH. >> PARDON ME, GRACE.

>> MORE VISITORS APPROACH. >> PARDON ME, GRACE. BUT MY PENIS JUST FELL OFF.

>> PARDON ME, GRACE. BUT MY PENIS JUST FELL OFF. >> BETTER SET SOME MONEY FOR

BUT MY PENIS JUST FELL OFF. >> BETTER SET SOME MONEY FOR THAT.

>> BETTER SET SOME MONEY FOR THAT. >> WHO IS THIS FOUL MAN?

THAT. >> WHO IS THIS FOUL MAN? >> I CAME HERE FOR A DRAGON

>> WHO IS THIS FOUL MAN? >> I CAME HERE FOR A DRAGON ROCK.

>> I CAME HERE FOR A DRAGON ROCK. I'M DOWN TO MY LAST 40.

ROCK. I'M DOWN TO MY LAST 40. MIND IF I GET A LIGHT?

I'M DOWN TO MY LAST 40. MIND IF I GET A LIGHT? >> BE GONE, ALL OF YOU!

MIND IF I GET A LIGHT? >> BE GONE, ALL OF YOU! >> OH, NO.

>> BE GONE, ALL OF YOU! >> OH, NO. THERE'S MORE.

>> OH, NO. THERE'S MORE. >> I'M ONE OF THE BADDEST

THERE'S MORE. >> I'M ONE OF THE BADDEST [ BLEEP ] YOU'VE EVER SEEN.

>> I'M ONE OF THE BADDEST [ BLEEP ] YOU'VE EVER SEEN. I HEARD YOU LIKE TO RIDE

[ BLEEP ] YOU'VE EVER SEEN. I HEARD YOU LIKE TO RIDE WHISTLES, WANT TO RIDE MINE YOUR

I HEARD YOU LIKE TO RIDE WHISTLES, WANT TO RIDE MINE YOUR FREAKING MAJESTY?

WHISTLES, WANT TO RIDE MINE YOUR FREAKING MAJESTY? >> TAKE ME TO FLEE BOTTOM SO I

FREAKING MAJESTY? >> TAKE ME TO FLEE BOTTOM SO I CAN CHECK ON MY HOLES.

>> TAKE ME TO FLEE BOTTOM SO I CAN CHECK ON MY HOLES. >> I GOT A DRAGON NOW.

CAN CHECK ON MY HOLES. >> I GOT A DRAGON NOW. >> WHOA.

>> I GOT A DRAGON NOW. >> WHOA. >> IT'S THE POLICE.

>> WHOA. >> IT'S THE POLICE. WHAT ARE THEY DOING ALL THE WAY

>> IT'S THE POLICE. WHAT ARE THEY DOING ALL THE WAY UP HERE?

WHAT ARE THEY DOING ALL THE WAY UP HERE? NO MATTER HOW I FLY, THEY ALWAYS

UP HERE? NO MATTER HOW I FLY, THEY ALWAYS FIND YOU, DON'T THEY?

NO MATTER HOW I FLY, THEY ALWAYS FIND YOU, DON'T THEY? [ APPLAUSE ]

FIND YOU, DON'T THEY? [ APPLAUSE ] >>> MAN, OH, MAN.

[ APPLAUSE ] >>> MAN, OH, MAN. I STILL CANNOT BELIEVE THAT

>>> MAN, OH, MAN. I STILL CANNOT BELIEVE THAT KANYE MESSED UP ALL THAT MONEY.

I STILL CANNOT BELIEVE THAT KANYE MESSED UP ALL THAT MONEY. >> HOW YOU GOING TO LOSE

KANYE MESSED UP ALL THAT MONEY. >> HOW YOU GOING TO LOSE $2 BILLION IN A DAY?

>> HOW YOU GOING TO LOSE $2 BILLION IN A DAY? >> BECAUSE IT COULD BE ME.

$2 BILLION IN A DAY? >> BECAUSE IT COULD BE ME. >> I KNOW, RIGHT?

>> BECAUSE IT COULD BE ME. >> I KNOW, RIGHT? >> THEN HE DID ALL THEM DAMN

>> I KNOW, RIGHT? >> THEN HE DID ALL THEM DAMN INTERVIEWS MAKING THINGS WORSE

>> THEN HE DID ALL THEM DAMN INTERVIEWS MAKING THINGS WORSE AND WORSE.

INTERVIEWS MAKING THINGS WORSE AND WORSE. >> YOU AIN'T GOT TO SAY EVERY

AND WORSE. >> YOU AIN'T GOT TO SAY EVERY DAMN THING YOU'RE THINKING ALL

>> YOU AIN'T GOT TO SAY EVERY DAMN THING YOU'RE THINKING ALL THE TIME.

DAMN THING YOU'RE THINKING ALL THE TIME. >> HE LOST ME WHEN HE PUT ON

THE TIME. >> HE LOST ME WHEN HE PUT ON THAT WHITE LIVES MATTER SHOW.

>> HE LOST ME WHEN HE PUT ON THAT WHITE LIVES MATTER SHOW. >> OR WHEN HE SAID THAT MESSAGE

THAT WHITE LIVES MATTER SHOW. >> OR WHEN HE SAID THAT MESSAGE ABOUT GEORGE FLOYD.

>> OR WHEN HE SAID THAT MESSAGE ABOUT GEORGE FLOYD. >> EXACTLY AND HIS COMMENTS

ABOUT GEORGE FLOYD. >> EXACTLY AND HIS COMMENTS ABOUT JEWISH PEOPLE.

>> EXACTLY AND HIS COMMENTS ABOUT JEWISH PEOPLE. WAY OFF THE MARK.

ABOUT JEWISH PEOPLE. WAY OFF THE MARK. [ LAUGHTER ]

WAY OFF THE MARK. [ LAUGHTER ] >> I AIN'T GOING TO LIE, I WAS

[ LAUGHTER ] >> I AIN'T GOING TO LIE, I WAS WITH A COLLEGE DROPOUT EARLIER

>> I AIN'T GOING TO LIE, I WAS WITH A COLLEGE DROPOUT EARLIER TODAY IN THE CAR.

WITH A COLLEGE DROPOUT EARLIER TODAY IN THE CAR. STILL SOUNDS GOOD TO ME.

TODAY IN THE CAR. STILL SOUNDS GOOD TO ME. >> IT'S GOING TO BE HARD TO

STILL SOUNDS GOOD TO ME. >> IT'S GOING TO BE HARD TO LISTEN TO KANYE IN A WHILE.

>> IT'S GOING TO BE HARD TO LISTEN TO KANYE IN A WHILE. >> SAME.

LISTEN TO KANYE IN A WHILE. >> SAME. THAT'S WHY I SET ALL MY YEEZIES

>> SAME. THAT'S WHY I SET ALL MY YEEZIES ON FIRE.

THAT'S WHY I SET ALL MY YEEZIES ON FIRE. THEY'RE ONLY SNEAKERS, RIGHT?

ON FIRE. THEY'RE ONLY SNEAKERS, RIGHT? >> YEAH.

THEY'RE ONLY SNEAKERS, RIGHT? >> YEAH. THAT KYRIE IRVING STUFF AIS A

>> YEAH. THAT KYRIE IRVING STUFF AIS A TRIP.

THAT KYRIE IRVING STUFF AIS A TRIP. >> I HEARD THEY HAVE A BUNCH OF

TRIP. >> I HEARD THEY HAVE A BUNCH OF STUFF FOR HIM TO DO BEFORE THEY

>> I HEARD THEY HAVE A BUNCH OF STUFF FOR HIM TO DO BEFORE THEY LET HIM BACK IN.

STUFF FOR HIM TO DO BEFORE THEY LET HIM BACK IN. >> IT'S LIKE WHEN HE SAID THE

LET HIM BACK IN. >> IT'S LIKE WHEN HE SAID THE WORLD WAS FLAT.

>> IT'S LIKE WHEN HE SAID THE WORLD WAS FLAT. >> OR WHEN HE REFUSED TO TAKE

WORLD WAS FLAT. >> OR WHEN HE REFUSED TO TAKE THE VACCINE.

>> OR WHEN HE REFUSED TO TAKE THE VACCINE. I HAD UNDERSTAND THE INITIAL

THE VACCINE. I HAD UNDERSTAND THE INITIAL SKEPTICISM, BUT IF THE PRESIDENT

I HAD UNDERSTAND THE INITIAL SKEPTICISM, BUT IF THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES SAYS IT'S

SKEPTICISM, BUT IF THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES SAYS IT'S SAFE.

OF THE UNITED STATES SAYS IT'S SAFE. [ LAUGHTER ]

SAFE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> I'M STILL MAD AT MY GIRL

[ LAUGHTER ] >> I'M STILL MAD AT MY GIRL STACEY ABRAMS LOST.

>> I'M STILL MAD AT MY GIRL STACEY ABRAMS LOST. >> HOW DID SHE LOSE?

STACEY ABRAMS LOST. >> HOW DID SHE LOSE? >> BUT HERSCHEL WALKER GETS A

>> HOW DID SHE LOSE? >> BUT HERSCHEL WALKER GETS A RUNOFF.

>> BUT HERSCHEL WALKER GETS A RUNOFF. WHAT IS GOING ON IN GEORGIA?

RUNOFF. WHAT IS GOING ON IN GEORGIA? >> IT'S THE BIBLE BELT, AND THIS

WHAT IS GOING ON IN GEORGIA? >> IT'S THE BIBLE BELT, AND THIS COUNTRY WILL NEVER PROGRESS

>> IT'S THE BIBLE BELT, AND THIS COUNTRY WILL NEVER PROGRESS UNTIL WE SEPARATE GOD AND

COUNTRY WILL NEVER PROGRESS UNTIL WE SEPARATE GOD AND POLITICS.

UNTIL WE SEPARATE GOD AND POLITICS. >> HEY.

POLITICS. >> HEY. Y'ALL HEARD GERMANE GOT ROBBED

>> HEY. Y'ALL HEARD GERMANE GOT ROBBED LAST NOTICE?

Y'ALL HEARD GERMANE GOT ROBBED LAST NOTICE? >> YEAH.

LAST NOTICE? >> YEAH. I HEARD THEY TOOK A $3,500 CHAIN

>> YEAH. I HEARD THEY TOOK A $3,500 CHAIN OFF HIS NECK TOO.

I HEARD THEY TOOK A $3,500 CHAIN OFF HIS NECK TOO. >> DAMN.

OFF HIS NECK TOO. >> DAMN. >> NOW WHO WOULD SPEND THAT MUCH

>> DAMN. >> NOW WHO WOULD SPEND THAT MUCH MONEY ON A NECKLACE?

>> NOW WHO WOULD SPEND THAT MUCH MONEY ON A NECKLACE? >> MAN.

MONEY ON A NECKLACE? >> MAN. YOU KNOW WHAT I FINALLY WATCHED?

>> MAN. YOU KNOW WHAT I FINALLY WATCHED? THAT DAHMER THING THEY HAD ON

YOU KNOW WHAT I FINALLY WATCHED? THAT DAHMER THING THEY HAD ON NETFLIX.

THAT DAHMER THING THEY HAD ON NETFLIX. >> OH, THAT WAS SO GOOD, RIGHT?

NETFLIX. >> OH, THAT WAS SO GOOD, RIGHT? NOT GOOD AS IN HE'S GOOD.

>> OH, THAT WAS SO GOOD, RIGHT? NOT GOOD AS IN HE'S GOOD. I THOUGHT IT PROVIDED SOME

NOT GOOD AS IN HE'S GOOD. I THOUGHT IT PROVIDED SOME NEEDED INCITES ON SOME --

I THOUGHT IT PROVIDED SOME NEEDED INCITES ON SOME -- >> I WISH THEY MADE MORE SHOWS

NEEDED INCITES ON SOME -- >> I WISH THEY MADE MORE SHOWS THAT EVERYBODY COULD ENJOY.

>> I WISH THEY MADE MORE SHOWS THAT EVERYBODY COULD ENJOY. >> LIKE ATLANTA.

THAT EVERYBODY COULD ENJOY. >> LIKE ATLANTA. THEY'RE KILLING IT THIS SEASON.

>> LIKE ATLANTA. THEY'RE KILLING IT THIS SEASON. >> OR ABBOTT ELEMENTARY.

THEY'RE KILLING IT THIS SEASON. >> OR ABBOTT ELEMENTARY. >> OR YELLOW STONE.

>> OR ABBOTT ELEMENTARY. >> OR YELLOW STONE. >> YELLOW WHAT?

>> OR YELLOW STONE. >> YELLOW WHAT? >> YELLOW STONE.

>> YELLOW WHAT? >> YELLOW STONE. IT'S LIKE THE MOST STREAMED SHOW

>> YELLOW STONE. IT'S LIKE THE MOST STREAMED SHOW IN THE WORLD.

IT'S LIKE THE MOST STREAMED SHOW IN THE WORLD. >> OH, IS THAT RIGHT?

IN THE WORLD. >> OH, IS THAT RIGHT? >> OH, I GUESS IT'S ALREADY

>> OH, IS THAT RIGHT? >> OH, I GUESS IT'S ALREADY 6:05.

>> OH, I GUESS IT'S ALREADY 6:05. THAT'S IT FOR MY SHIFT.

6:05. THAT'S IT FOR MY SHIFT. TROY, THANK YOU AGAIN FOR

THAT'S IT FOR MY SHIFT. TROY, THANK YOU AGAIN FOR LETTING ME WORK IN YOUR

TROY, THANK YOU AGAIN FOR LETTING ME WORK IN YOUR BARBERSHOP.

LETTING ME WORK IN YOUR BARBERSHOP. >> IT'S ALL GOOD, PHILLIP.

BARBERSHOP. >> IT'S ALL GOOD, PHILLIP. DON'T WORRY ABOUT A THING.

>> IT'S ALL GOOD, PHILLIP. DON'T WORRY ABOUT A THING. >> HOPEFULLY TOMORROW I'LL GET A

DON'T WORRY ABOUT A THING. >> HOPEFULLY TOMORROW I'LL GET A CUSTOMER.

>> HOPEFULLY TOMORROW I'LL GET A CUSTOMER. I HOPE I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING

CUSTOMER. I HOPE I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING THAT WAS TOO OFFENSIVE TO

I HOPE I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING THAT WAS TOO OFFENSIVE TO ANYBODY.

THAT WAS TOO OFFENSIVE TO ANYBODY. >> NO.

ANYBODY. >> NO. YOU ALL GOOD, PHILLIP, MAN.

>> NO. YOU ALL GOOD, PHILLIP, MAN. THANK YOU SO MUCH AND I WILL SEE

YOU ALL GOOD, PHILLIP, MAN. THANK YOU SO MUCH AND I WILL SEE YOU BRIGHT AND EARLY.

THANK YOU SO MUCH AND I WILL SEE YOU BRIGHT AND EARLY. >> ALL RIGHT.

YOU BRIGHT AND EARLY. >> ALL RIGHT. WELL, YOU GUYS TAKE CARE.

>> ALL RIGHT. WELL, YOU GUYS TAKE CARE. SEE YOU TOMORROW.

WELL, YOU GUYS TAKE CARE. SEE YOU TOMORROW. >> OKAY.

SEE YOU TOMORROW. >> OKAY. BYE BYE.

>> OKAY. BYE BYE. >> OKAY, PHILLIP.

BYE BYE. >> OKAY, PHILLIP. >> ALL RIGHT.

>> OKAY, PHILLIP. >> ALL RIGHT. >> HE'S THE POLICE, AIN'T HE?

>> ALL RIGHT. >> HE'S THE POLICE, AIN'T HE? >> THAT'S RIGHT.

>> HE'S THE POLICE, AIN'T HE? >> THAT'S RIGHT. >>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

>> THAT'S RIGHT. >>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BROOKLYN'S FINEST, BLACK STAR.

>>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BROOKLYN'S FINEST, BLACK STAR. [ APPLAUSE ]

BROOKLYN'S FINEST, BLACK STAR. [ APPLAUSE ] ♪

[ APPLAUSE ] ♪ ♪ AUTOMATIC

♪ ♪ AUTOMATIC AUTOMATIC, HEY

♪ AUTOMATIC AUTOMATIC, HEY ♪ BEY, BEY, BEY

AUTOMATIC, HEY ♪ BEY, BEY, BEY YASIIN, YASIIN, YASIIN ♪

♪ BEY, BEY, BEY YASIIN, YASIIN, YASIIN ♪ ♪ SHARPER THAN A

YASIIN, YASIIN, YASIIN ♪ ♪ SHARPER THAN A STRAIGHT RAZOR SHAVED ♪

♪ SHARPER THAN A STRAIGHT RAZOR SHAVED ♪ ♪ COOLER THAN A STEEL

STRAIGHT RAZOR SHAVED ♪ ♪ COOLER THAN A STEEL I PUT THE BLADE TO A POINT ♪

♪ COOLER THAN A STEEL I PUT THE BLADE TO A POINT ♪ ♪ IT'S WORLDWIDE CURRENTS

I PUT THE BLADE TO A POINT ♪ ♪ IT'S WORLDWIDE CURRENTS YEAH, THEY WISHING

♪ IT'S WORLDWIDE CURRENTS YEAH, THEY WISHING WELL COINS ♪

YEAH, THEY WISHING WELL COINS ♪ ♪ IT'S HIGH FIDELITY BANG

WELL COINS ♪ ♪ IT'S HIGH FIDELITY BANG THAT SPEAKER LEAK NOISE ♪

♪ IT'S HIGH FIDELITY BANG THAT SPEAKER LEAK NOISE ♪ ♪ AND AT A CHUCK D LEVEL

THAT SPEAKER LEAK NOISE ♪ ♪ AND AT A CHUCK D LEVEL Y'ALL AT PETITE LEVEL ♪

♪ AND AT A CHUCK D LEVEL Y'ALL AT PETITE LEVEL ♪ ♪ HOW A GUN DO A

Y'ALL AT PETITE LEVEL ♪ ♪ HOW A GUN DO A CHOPPER SPREAD

♪ HOW A GUN DO A CHOPPER SPREAD LOVE BEAT DEVILS ♪

CHOPPER SPREAD LOVE BEAT DEVILS ♪ ♪ WALK SOFT AND CARRY

LOVE BEAT DEVILS ♪ ♪ WALK SOFT AND CARRY THE CROW MAGNUM ♪

♪ WALK SOFT AND CARRY THE CROW MAGNUM ♪ ♪ SHOTS CLUB AND SMASH 'EM

THE CROW MAGNUM ♪ ♪ SHOTS CLUB AND SMASH 'EM THEY SHOW UP ANY FRAGMENT ♪

♪ SHOTS CLUB AND SMASH 'EM THEY SHOW UP ANY FRAGMENT ♪ ♪ BREATHE FIRE, SPIT SMOKE

THEY SHOW UP ANY FRAGMENT ♪ ♪ BREATHE FIRE, SPIT SMOKE BLOW AWAY ASHES ♪

♪ BREATHE FIRE, SPIT SMOKE BLOW AWAY ASHES ♪ ♪ SMARTEN UP, DUMBASS

BLOW AWAY ASHES ♪ ♪ SMARTEN UP, DUMBASS THIS AIN'T BUMP CLASS ♪

♪ SMARTEN UP, DUMBASS THIS AIN'T BUMP CLASS ♪ ♪ ATMOSPHERE ABOVE THAT

THIS AIN'T BUMP CLASS ♪ ♪ ATMOSPHERE ABOVE THAT YOU CAN'T TOUCH THAT ♪

♪ ATMOSPHERE ABOVE THAT YOU CAN'T TOUCH THAT ♪ ♪ REAL, FOREVER REAL

YOU CAN'T TOUCH THAT ♪ ♪ REAL, FOREVER REAL THEY CAN HATE IT

♪ REAL, FOREVER REAL THEY CAN HATE IT OR LOVE THAT ♪

THEY CAN HATE IT OR LOVE THAT ♪ ♪ IT'S BIGGER THAN HIP-HOP

OR LOVE THAT ♪ ♪ IT'S BIGGER THAN HIP-HOP HYPES AND

♪ IT'S BIGGER THAN HIP-HOP HYPES AND WICKED GOVERNMENT ♪

HYPES AND WICKED GOVERNMENT ♪ ♪ BROOKLYN AWARD-WINNING

WICKED GOVERNMENT ♪ ♪ BROOKLYN AWARD-WINNING A NOT GIVE A GUINNESS ♪

♪ BROOKLYN AWARD-WINNING A NOT GIVE A GUINNESS ♪ ♪ YOU IN IT FOR THE MOST

A NOT GIVE A GUINNESS ♪ ♪ YOU IN IT FOR THE MOST SUCKER-ISH, DUMMIEST ♪

♪ YOU IN IT FOR THE MOST SUCKER-ISH, DUMMIEST ♪ ♪ NO GETTING LOVE IN THIS

SUCKER-ISH, DUMMIEST ♪ ♪ NO GETTING LOVE IN THIS SOME REAL RIDERS

♪ NO GETTING LOVE IN THIS SOME REAL RIDERS UP IN THIS BEYOTCH ♪

SOME REAL RIDERS UP IN THIS BEYOTCH ♪ ♪ BUILDS MORE BITCH

UP IN THIS BEYOTCH ♪ ♪ BUILDS MORE BITCH THAN BITCH REEBOX ♪

♪ BUILDS MORE BITCH THAN BITCH REEBOX ♪ ♪ THEY ARMS CAN'T BITCH

THAN BITCH REEBOX ♪ ♪ THEY ARMS CAN'T BITCH THE BASE OF A THREE-OX ♪

♪ THEY ARMS CAN'T BITCH THE BASE OF A THREE-OX ♪ ♪ THESE DUDES DOPE

THE BASE OF A THREE-OX ♪ ♪ THESE DUDES DOPE DEALING'S DETOX ♪

♪ THESE DUDES DOPE DEALING'S DETOX ♪ ♪ CIRCU WENT CLEAN UP

DEALING'S DETOX ♪ ♪ CIRCU WENT CLEAN UP YOUR ACT IF YOU

♪ CIRCU WENT CLEAN UP YOUR ACT IF YOU ACT LIKE CRACK, HA ♪

YOUR ACT IF YOU ACT LIKE CRACK, HA ♪ ♪ HOP IN ALADDIN

ACT LIKE CRACK, HA ♪ ♪ HOP IN ALADDIN I WILL NEVER BE THAT ♪

♪ HOP IN ALADDIN I WILL NEVER BE THAT ♪ ♪ I GOT THE WHITE AND EXACT

I WILL NEVER BE THAT ♪ ♪ I GOT THE WHITE AND EXACT AND A TRAP FOR THE RAPS ♪

♪ I GOT THE WHITE AND EXACT AND A TRAP FOR THE RAPS ♪ ♪ THE LIARS AND THE SAPS

AND A TRAP FOR THE RAPS ♪ ♪ THE LIARS AND THE SAPS THE POSERS AND THE HACKS ♪

♪ THE LIARS AND THE SAPS THE POSERS AND THE HACKS ♪ ♪ LAYING MY MAIN LINE

THE POSERS AND THE HACKS ♪ ♪ LAYING MY MAIN LINE YOUR SPINE GOES SNAP, BEY ♪

♪ LAYING MY MAIN LINE YOUR SPINE GOES SNAP, BEY ♪ ♪ VANGLORIOUS

YOUR SPINE GOES SNAP, BEY ♪ ♪ VANGLORIOUS FANTASMIC OREA ♪

♪ VANGLORIOUS FANTASMIC OREA ♪ ♪ CRACK-PANNED OREO ON EACH

FANTASMIC OREA ♪ ♪ CRACK-PANNED OREO ON EACH AND EVERY ALL OF YOU ♪

♪ CRACK-PANNED OREO ON EACH AND EVERY ALL OF YOU ♪ ♪ WHOEVER YOU CAN CALL

AND EVERY ALL OF YOU ♪ ♪ WHOEVER YOU CAN CALL THEN YOU BETTER STOP

♪ WHOEVER YOU CAN CALL THEN YOU BETTER STOP CALLING 'EM ♪

THEN YOU BETTER STOP CALLING 'EM ♪ ♪ THEN CALL THE CORONER

CALLING 'EM ♪ ♪ THEN CALL THE CORONER WHITE DRAPES FOR

♪ THEN CALL THE CORONER WHITE DRAPES FOR ALL OF YOU'S ♪

WHITE DRAPES FOR ALL OF YOU'S ♪ ♪ GREATEST AIN'T

ALL OF YOU'S ♪ ♪ GREATEST AIN'T GREATER THAN ♪

♪ GREATEST AIN'T GREATER THAN ♪ ♪ STRONGEST AIN'T

GREATER THAN ♪ ♪ STRONGEST AIN'T STRONG ENOUGH ♪

♪ STRONGEST AIN'T STRONG ENOUGH ♪ ♪ BIGGEST AIN'T BIGGER

STRONG ENOUGH ♪ ♪ BIGGEST AIN'T BIGGER THAN A REAL SMALL

♪ BIGGEST AIN'T BIGGER THAN A REAL SMALL PORTION OF ♪

THAN A REAL SMALL PORTION OF ♪ ♪ THE LEGENDARY TRILOTARY

PORTION OF ♪ ♪ THE LEGENDARY TRILOTARY TOP RANK OFFICER ♪

♪ THE LEGENDARY TRILOTARY TOP RANK OFFICER ♪ ♪ GET LOST, BIG BOSS

TOP RANK OFFICER ♪ ♪ GET LOST, BIG BOSS THIS BOSS'LL BOSS YOU ♪

♪ GET LOST, BIG BOSS THIS BOSS'LL BOSS YOU ♪ ♪ CHIP ON YOUR SHOULDER

THIS BOSS'LL BOSS YOU ♪ ♪ CHIP ON YOUR SHOULDER I'MA KNOCK IT

♪ CHIP ON YOUR SHOULDER I'MA KNOCK IT RIGHT OFF YOU ♪

I'MA KNOCK IT RIGHT OFF YOU ♪ ♪ BEY, TORPEDO

RIGHT OFF YOU ♪ ♪ BEY, TORPEDO BLAST MATCH THE EGO ♪

♪ BEY, TORPEDO BLAST MATCH THE EGO ♪ ♪ SNIPER ON THE RANGE

BLAST MATCH THE EGO ♪ ♪ SNIPER ON THE RANGE SNIPER BANG ENOUGH, RELOAD ♪

♪ SNIPER ON THE RANGE SNIPER BANG ENOUGH, RELOAD ♪ ♪ RPG TO GIVE FREE

SNIPER BANG ENOUGH, RELOAD ♪ ♪ RPG TO GIVE FREE POWER PEOPLE, BRRAP ♪

♪ RPG TO GIVE FREE POWER PEOPLE, BRRAP ♪ ♪ ONE CLIP IN THEY EVIL

POWER PEOPLE, BRRAP ♪ ♪ ONE CLIP IN THEY EVIL DONE WITH TALKING ♪

♪ ONE CLIP IN THEY EVIL DONE WITH TALKING ♪ ♪ LIKE THEY WANT TROUBLE

DONE WITH TALKING ♪ ♪ LIKE THEY WANT TROUBLE AND REALLY WANT -- ♪

♪ LIKE THEY WANT TROUBLE AND REALLY WANT -- ♪ ♪ THEY PROBABLY WANT TRICK

AND REALLY WANT -- ♪ ♪ THEY PROBABLY WANT TRICK LIKE A SKI ON THIS TRIP ♪

♪ THEY PROBABLY WANT TRICK LIKE A SKI ON THIS TRIP ♪ ♪ GET MONEY AND

LIKE A SKI ON THIS TRIP ♪ ♪ GET MONEY AND YOUR MRS. NEVER

♪ GET MONEY AND YOUR MRS. NEVER KILL A PIMP ♪

YOUR MRS. NEVER KILL A PIMP ♪ ♪ LIE OUT MY RHETORICALS

KILL A PIMP ♪ ♪ LIE OUT MY RHETORICALS AND THEY AIN'T SAID ♪

♪ LIE OUT MY RHETORICALS AND THEY AIN'T SAID ♪ ♪ YOU CAN TALK 'TIL YOU DIE

AND THEY AIN'T SAID ♪ ♪ YOU CAN TALK 'TIL YOU DIE AND YOU AIN'T SAID THIS ♪

♪ YOU CAN TALK 'TIL YOU DIE AND YOU AIN'T SAID THIS ♪ ♪ UNLESS YOU REPEATING THE

AND YOU AIN'T SAID THIS ♪ ♪ UNLESS YOU REPEATING THE PHRASE OF Y'ALL BEESIEST ♪

♪ UNLESS YOU REPEATING THE PHRASE OF Y'ALL BEESIEST ♪ ♪ 17 VERSE OF

PHRASE OF Y'ALL BEESIEST ♪ ♪ 17 VERSE OF THE 25th EZEKIEL ♪

♪ 17 VERSE OF THE 25th EZEKIEL ♪ ♪ LEAKIO, LET US PRAY 'FORE

THE 25th EZEKIEL ♪ ♪ LEAKIO, LET US PRAY 'FORE THEY SOLDIER THESE SUCKERS ♪

♪ LEAKIO, LET US PRAY 'FORE THEY SOLDIER THESE SUCKERS ♪ ♪ AIGHT, I'M BACK MOTHER

THEY SOLDIER THESE SUCKERS ♪ ♪ AIGHT, I'M BACK MOTHER YEAH, JANUARY, FEBRUARY

♪ AIGHT, I'M BACK MOTHER YEAH, JANUARY, FEBRUARY MARCHING WITH THE PEOPLE ♪

YEAH, JANUARY, FEBRUARY MARCHING WITH THE PEOPLE ♪ ♪ APRIL, MAY I HAVE A

MARCHING WITH THE PEOPLE ♪ ♪ APRIL, MAY I HAVE A BLACK STAR SEQUEL

♪ APRIL, MAY I HAVE A BLACK STAR SEQUEL SAID THE BLACK CAUCUS ♪

BLACK STAR SEQUEL SAID THE BLACK CAUCUS ♪ ♪ JUNE, JULY

SAID THE BLACK CAUCUS ♪ ♪ JUNE, JULY THE BLACK AUGUST ♪

♪ JUNE, JULY THE BLACK AUGUST ♪ ♪ SEPTEMBER TO OCTOBER

THE BLACK AUGUST ♪ ♪ SEPTEMBER TO OCTOBER YOU FIND YOU A BLACK ♪

♪ SEPTEMBER TO OCTOBER YOU FIND YOU A BLACK ♪ ♪ THOUGHT IS NOVEMBER

YOU FIND YOU A BLACK ♪ ♪ THOUGHT IS NOVEMBER WHEN WE COME

♪ THOUGHT IS NOVEMBER WHEN WE COME FOR THAT OFFICE ♪

WHEN WE COME FOR THAT OFFICE ♪ ♪ THE BLACK POTUS

FOR THAT OFFICE ♪ ♪ THE BLACK POTUS THE BLACK LOTUS FLOWER ♪

♪ THE BLACK POTUS THE BLACK LOTUS FLOWER ♪ ♪ FALL IN DECEMBER

THE BLACK LOTUS FLOWER ♪ ♪ FALL IN DECEMBER GO ASK THE WEATHERMAN ♪

♪ FALL IN DECEMBER GO ASK THE WEATHERMAN ♪ ♪ COLDER THAN

GO ASK THE WEATHERMAN ♪ ♪ COLDER THAN THE WINTER WIND ♪

♪ COLDER THAN THE WINTER WIND ♪ ♪ DAY AFTER DECEMBER 10 WE

THE WINTER WIND ♪ ♪ DAY AFTER DECEMBER 10 WE CELEBRATING

♪ DAY AFTER DECEMBER 10 WE CELEBRATING YASIIN BIRTHDAY ♪

CELEBRATING YASIIN BIRTHDAY ♪ ♪ BROOKLYN, NEW YORK CITY

YASIIN BIRTHDAY ♪ ♪ BROOKLYN, NEW YORK CITY THAT'S THE SCENE

♪ BROOKLYN, NEW YORK CITY THAT'S THE SCENE OF MY BIRTHPLACE ♪

THAT'S THE SCENE OF MY BIRTHPLACE ♪ ♪ I'M SO ON TOP OF THIS BOP

OF MY BIRTHPLACE ♪ ♪ I'M SO ON TOP OF THIS BOP WITH THE METROPOLITAN FROLIC ♪

♪ I'M SO ON TOP OF THIS BOP WITH THE METROPOLITAN FROLIC ♪ ♪ WITH THE POPULOUS TOPPLIN'

WITH THE METROPOLITAN FROLIC ♪ ♪ WITH THE POPULOUS TOPPLIN' ALL THE CHARLATANS ♪

♪ WITH THE POPULOUS TOPPLIN' ALL THE CHARLATANS ♪ ♪ MY SONGS IS KNOWLEDGE

ALL THE CHARLATANS ♪ ♪ MY SONGS IS KNOWLEDGE TO HEROES THAT

♪ MY SONGS IS KNOWLEDGE TO HEROES THAT NEED HONORING ♪

TO HEROES THAT NEED HONORING ♪ ♪ A PROMISE WE DEMOLISHING

NEED HONORING ♪ ♪ A PROMISE WE DEMOLISHING ALL CONFEDERATE MONUMENTS ♪

♪ A PROMISE WE DEMOLISHING ALL CONFEDERATE MONUMENTS ♪ ♪ I'M NOTICING HOW THESE

ALL CONFEDERATE MONUMENTS ♪ ♪ I'M NOTICING HOW THESE NAZIS BECOME CONGRESSMEN ♪

♪ I'M NOTICING HOW THESE NAZIS BECOME CONGRESSMEN ♪ ♪ IT'S SOFTER THAN SOME

NAZIS BECOME CONGRESSMEN ♪ ♪ IT'S SOFTER THAN SOME MOCCASINS AND WAY FAKER

♪ IT'S SOFTER THAN SOME MOCCASINS AND WAY FAKER THAN COLLAGEN ♪

MOCCASINS AND WAY FAKER THAN COLLAGEN ♪ ♪ IT DOESN'T MATTER IF THESE

THAN COLLAGEN ♪ ♪ IT DOESN'T MATTER IF THESE SCHOLARS HAVE

♪ IT DOESN'T MATTER IF THESE SCHOLARS HAVE GOT DOCTORATES M

SCHOLARS HAVE GOT DOCTORATES M ♪ THEY'RE HIDING BEHIND

GOT DOCTORATES M ♪ THEY'RE HIDING BEHIND FAKE NAMES LIKE ♪

♪ THEY'RE HIDING BEHIND FAKE NAMES LIKE ♪ ♪ TOMMY ROBINSON

FAKE NAMES LIKE ♪ ♪ TOMMY ROBINSON I'M BOMBING 'EM ♪

♪ TOMMY ROBINSON I'M BOMBING 'EM ♪ ♪ PLUS THE SLEEVE

I'M BOMBING 'EM ♪ ♪ PLUS THE SLEEVE IS MONOGRAM ♪

♪ PLUS THE SLEEVE IS MONOGRAM ♪ ♪ IF I DIE AND COME BACK

IS MONOGRAM ♪ ♪ IF I DIE AND COME BACK AND PERFORM AS A HOLOGRAM ♪

♪ IF I DIE AND COME BACK AND PERFORM AS A HOLOGRAM ♪ ♪ CAN'T TELL IF IT'S

AND PERFORM AS A HOLOGRAM ♪ ♪ CAN'T TELL IF IT'S A BOY OR A GIRL

♪ CAN'T TELL IF IT'S A BOY OR A GIRL GET A SONOGRAM ♪

A BOY OR A GIRL GET A SONOGRAM ♪ ♪ MY NAME IS FLOATING UP

GET A SONOGRAM ♪ ♪ MY NAME IS FLOATING UP AND DOWN THE AVE

♪ MY NAME IS FLOATING UP AND DOWN THE AVE LIKE DOLLAR VANS ♪

AND DOWN THE AVE LIKE DOLLAR VANS ♪ ♪ DAMN, MY SYRUP

LIKE DOLLAR VANS ♪ ♪ DAMN, MY SYRUP IS MAPLE LEAF ♪

♪ DAMN, MY SYRUP IS MAPLE LEAF ♪ ♪ AND I'M PACKIN' THIS

IS MAPLE LEAF ♪ ♪ AND I'M PACKIN' THIS IS A PASS ♪

♪ AND I'M PACKIN' THIS IS A PASS ♪ ♪ AND I'M STABBING

IS A PASS ♪ ♪ AND I'M STABBING THESE FAKE EMCEES ♪

♪ AND I'M STABBING THESE FAKE EMCEES ♪ ♪ IT'S SHARP AND

THESE FAKE EMCEES ♪ ♪ IT'S SHARP AND MAKING 'EM BLEED ♪

♪ IT'S SHARP AND MAKING 'EM BLEED ♪ ♪ GOT HALF OF THEM

MAKING 'EM BLEED ♪ ♪ GOT HALF OF THEM MAKE BELIEVE ♪

♪ GOT HALF OF THEM MAKE BELIEVE ♪ ♪ I COME FROM A PLACE

MAKE BELIEVE ♪ ♪ I COME FROM A PLACE OF PEACE BUT THEY ONLY

♪ I COME FROM A PLACE OF PEACE BUT THEY ONLY RESPECT THE VIOLENCE ♪

OF PEACE BUT THEY ONLY RESPECT THE VIOLENCE ♪ ♪ YOU GET ARRESTED

RESPECT THE VIOLENCE ♪ ♪ YOU GET ARRESTED FOR DOMESTIC SILENCE ♪

♪ YOU GET ARRESTED FOR DOMESTIC SILENCE ♪ ♪ RAPPERS IS VAMPIRES

FOR DOMESTIC SILENCE ♪ ♪ RAPPERS IS VAMPIRES WE THE LYCANS ♪

♪ RAPPERS IS VAMPIRES WE THE LYCANS ♪ ♪ EVEN THE VIKINGS

WE THE LYCANS ♪ ♪ EVEN THE VIKINGS KNOW SOME MAGIC AND SOME ♪

♪ EVEN THE VIKINGS KNOW SOME MAGIC AND SOME ♪ ♪ FROM THE

KNOW SOME MAGIC AND SOME ♪ ♪ FROM THE CONQUERED ALLIANCE ♪

♪ FROM THE CONQUERED ALLIANCE ♪ ♪ BRING IT TOGETHER

CONQUERED ALLIANCE ♪ ♪ BRING IT TOGETHER LIKE A HYPHEN ♪

♪ BRING IT TOGETHER LIKE A HYPHEN ♪ ♪ JUST LIARS

LIKE A HYPHEN ♪ ♪ JUST LIARS TESTING MY PATIENCE ♪

♪ JUST LIARS TESTING MY PATIENCE ♪ ♪ NEVER STOP BECAUSE

TESTING MY PATIENCE ♪ ♪ NEVER STOP BECAUSE MY PARENTS AIN'T NEVER

♪ NEVER STOP BECAUSE MY PARENTS AIN'T NEVER HAD A VACATION ♪

MY PARENTS AIN'T NEVER HAD A VACATION ♪ ♪ RELOCATING

HAD A VACATION ♪ ♪ RELOCATING LOOKING AT PLACES

♪ RELOCATING LOOKING AT PLACES ALONG THE OCEAN ♪

LOOKING AT PLACES ALONG THE OCEAN ♪ ♪ SMOKING TREES

ALONG THE OCEAN ♪ ♪ SMOKING TREES AND THE TREES AS SHADY ♪

♪ SMOKING TREES AND THE TREES AS SHADY ♪ ♪ AS RAPPER MOTIVES

AND THE TREES AS SHADY ♪ ♪ AS RAPPER MOTIVES CALAMITIES ♪

♪ AS RAPPER MOTIVES CALAMITIES ♪ ♪ FLASH CATASTROPHE

CALAMITIES ♪ ♪ FLASH CATASTROPHE ADD AN APOSTROPHE ♪

♪ FLASH CATASTROPHE ADD AN APOSTROPHE ♪ ♪ YOUR WHOLE PHILOSOPHY

ADD AN APOSTROPHE ♪ ♪ YOUR WHOLE PHILOSOPHY IS MEDIOCRITY ♪

♪ YOUR WHOLE PHILOSOPHY IS MEDIOCRITY ♪ ♪ ATROCITIES COMMITTED

IS MEDIOCRITY ♪ ♪ ATROCITIES COMMITTED IN THE NAME

♪ ATROCITIES COMMITTED IN THE NAME OF OWNING PROPERTY ♪

IN THE NAME OF OWNING PROPERTY ♪ ♪ MONOPOLIES

OF OWNING PROPERTY ♪ ♪ MONOPOLIES THAT'S MY HYPOTHESES

♪ MONOPOLIES THAT'S MY HYPOTHESES AMEN ♪

THAT'S MY HYPOTHESES AMEN ♪ ♪

>> MAKE SOME NOISE FOR MADIB >>> IT'S WEEKEND UPDATE WITH COLIN JOST AND MICHAEL CHE.

>>> IT'S WEEKEND UPDATE WITH COLIN JOST AND MICHAEL CHE. >> THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

COLIN JOST AND MICHAEL CHE. >> THANK YOU VERY MUCH. GOOD EVENING, EVERYONE.

>> THANK YOU VERY MUCH. GOOD EVENING, EVERYONE. >> WELCOME TO WEEKEND UPDATE.

GOOD EVENING, EVERYONE. >> WELCOME TO WEEKEND UPDATE. I'M MICHAEL CHE.

>> WELCOME TO WEEKEND UPDATE. I'M MICHAEL CHE. >> I'M COLIN JOST.

I'M MICHAEL CHE. >> I'M COLIN JOST. WELL, EVERYONE, DEMOCRATS HAVE

>> I'M COLIN JOST. WELL, EVERYONE, DEMOCRATS HAVE RETAINED CONTROL OF THE SENATE.

WELL, EVERYONE, DEMOCRATS HAVE RETAINED CONTROL OF THE SENATE. I --

RETAINED CONTROL OF THE SENATE. I -- [ APPLAUSE ]

I -- [ APPLAUSE ] I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S REALLY

[ APPLAUSE ] I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S REALLY OFFICIAL, BUT WE'RE NOT A REAL

I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S REALLY OFFICIAL, BUT WE'RE NOT A REAL NEWS PROGRAM, SO I'M JUST GOING

OFFICIAL, BUT WE'RE NOT A REAL NEWS PROGRAM, SO I'M JUST GOING TO CALL IT.

NEWS PROGRAM, SO I'M JUST GOING TO CALL IT. I WAS ACTUALLY SURPRISED THEY

TO CALL IT. I WAS ACTUALLY SURPRISED THEY WON GIVEN PRESIDENT BIDEN'S LOW

I WAS ACTUALLY SURPRISED THEY WON GIVEN PRESIDENT BIDEN'S LOW APPROVAL RATINGS.

WON GIVEN PRESIDENT BIDEN'S LOW APPROVAL RATINGS. I GUESS HE'S KIND OF LIKE THE

APPROVAL RATINGS. I GUESS HE'S KIND OF LIKE THE JURASSIC WORLD MOVIES, EXTREMELY

I GUESS HE'S KIND OF LIKE THE JURASSIC WORLD MOVIES, EXTREMELY SUCCESSFUL DESPITE A 42% RATING.

JURASSIC WORLD MOVIES, EXTREMELY SUCCESSFUL DESPITE A 42% RATING. REPUBLICANS ARE NOT TAKING IT

SUCCESSFUL DESPITE A 42% RATING. REPUBLICANS ARE NOT TAKING IT WELL.

REPUBLICANS ARE NOT TAKING IT WELL. TUCKER CARLSON SEEN STRUGGLING

WELL. TUCKER CARLSON SEEN STRUGGLING TO MAKE IT THROUGH NO NUT

TUCKER CARLSON SEEN STRUGGLING TO MAKE IT THROUGH NO NUT NOVEMBER.

TO MAKE IT THROUGH NO NUT NOVEMBER. HE CRITICIZED THE VOTING -- YOU

NOVEMBER. HE CRITICIZED THE VOTING -- YOU GUYS ARE ALL DOING IT TOO?

HE CRITICIZED THE VOTING -- YOU GUYS ARE ALL DOING IT TOO? OKAY.

GUYS ARE ALL DOING IT TOO? OKAY. CRITICIZED THE VOTING PROCESS

OKAY. CRITICIZED THE VOTING PROCESS AND CALLED ELECTRONIC VOTING

CRITICIZED THE VOTING PROCESS AND CALLED ELECTRONIC VOTING MACHINES A THREAT TO DEMOCRACY.

AND CALLED ELECTRONIC VOTING MACHINES A THREAT TO DEMOCRACY. I'M ACTUALLY NOT THAT WORRIED

MACHINES A THREAT TO DEMOCRACY. I'M ACTUALLY NOT THAT WORRIED ABOUT THE VOTING MACHINES.

I'M ACTUALLY NOT THAT WORRIED ABOUT THE VOTING MACHINES. I'M WORRIED THEY'RE BEING PRATD

ABOUT THE VOTING MACHINES. I'M WORRIED THEY'RE BEING PRATD BY THE OLDEST PEOPLE I'VE EVER

I'M WORRIED THEY'RE BEING PRATD BY THE OLDEST PEOPLE I'VE EVER SEEN.

BY THE OLDEST PEOPLE I'VE EVER SEEN. TRULY THIS YEAR, THE WOMAN WHO

SEEN. TRULY THIS YEAR, THE WOMAN WHO GAVE ME MY BALLOT WAS WEARING

TRULY THIS YEAR, THE WOMAN WHO GAVE ME MY BALLOT WAS WEARING TWO STICKERS.

GAVE ME MY BALLOT WAS WEARING TWO STICKERS. ONE THAT SAID I VOTED, AND

TWO STICKERS. ONE THAT SAID I VOTED, AND ANOTHER THAT SAID I SURVIVED THE

ONE THAT SAID I VOTED, AND ANOTHER THAT SAID I SURVIVED THE TITANIC.

ANOTHER THAT SAID I SURVIVED THE TITANIC. >>> THE KEY SENATE RACE IN

TITANIC. >>> THE KEY SENATE RACE IN GEORGIA WILL MOVE THE A RUNOFF

>>> THE KEY SENATE RACE IN GEORGIA WILL MOVE THE A RUNOFF IN DECEMBER.

GEORGIA WILL MOVE THE A RUNOFF IN DECEMBER. BUT HE'S OFFERED WARNOCK TO

IN DECEMBER. BUT HE'S OFFERED WARNOCK TO JUST, TAKE CARE OF IT, BABY.

BUT HE'S OFFERED WARNOCK TO JUST, TAKE CARE OF IT, BABY. MANY BLACK VOTERS IN GEORGIA

JUST, TAKE CARE OF IT, BABY. MANY BLACK VOTERS IN GEORGIA WERE FRUSTRATED WITH ANOTHER

MANY BLACK VOTERS IN GEORGIA WERE FRUSTRATED WITH ANOTHER RUNOFF ELECTION BECAUSE THE

WERE FRUSTRATED WITH ANOTHER RUNOFF ELECTION BECAUSE THE BURDEN OF SAVING THE SENATE FELL

RUNOFF ELECTION BECAUSE THE BURDEN OF SAVING THE SENATE FELL ON THEM ONCE AGAIN.

BURDEN OF SAVING THE SENATE FELL ON THEM ONCE AGAIN. IT'S HAPPENED SO OFTEN, THERE'S

ON THEM ONCE AGAIN. IT'S HAPPENED SO OFTEN, THERE'S ALREADY A MOVIE ABOUT IT.

IT'S HAPPENED SO OFTEN, THERE'S ALREADY A MOVIE ABOUT IT. >> IN A SPEECH YESTERDAY,

ALREADY A MOVIE ABOUT IT. >> IN A SPEECH YESTERDAY, HERSCHEL WALKER CALLED AMERICA

>> IN A SPEECH YESTERDAY, HERSCHEL WALKER CALLED AMERICA THE GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE

HERSCHEL WALKER CALLED AMERICA THE GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE UNITED STATES.

THE GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE UNITED STATES. BUT ON THE PLUS SIDE, AT LEAST

UNITED STATES. BUT ON THE PLUS SIDE, AT LEAST HE HAS A GENERAL IDEA OF WHERE

BUT ON THE PLUS SIDE, AT LEAST HE HAS A GENERAL IDEA OF WHERE HE IS.

HE HAS A GENERAL IDEA OF WHERE HE IS. WALKER THEN APOLOGIZED FOR

HE IS. WALKER THEN APOLOGIZED FOR MISSPEAKING SAYING, I KNOW I'M

WALKER THEN APOLOGIZED FOR MISSPEAKING SAYING, I KNOW I'M NOT ALWAYS THE SHARPEST TOOL IN

MISSPEAKING SAYING, I KNOW I'M NOT ALWAYS THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE REFRIGERATOR.

NOT ALWAYS THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE REFRIGERATOR. SENATOR MARK KELLY DEFEATED

THE REFRIGERATOR. SENATOR MARK KELLY DEFEATED CHALLENGER BLAKE MASTERS IN THE

SENATOR MARK KELLY DEFEATED CHALLENGER BLAKE MASTERS IN THE ARIZONA SENATE RACE.

CHALLENGER BLAKE MASTERS IN THE ARIZONA SENATE RACE. MASTERS CAN NOW RETURN TO HIS

ARIZONA SENATE RACE. MASTERS CAN NOW RETURN TO HIS TRUE PASSION OF I'M GOING TO

MASTERS CAN NOW RETURN TO HIS TRUE PASSION OF I'M GOING TO GUESS STRANGLING HITCHHIKERS.

TRUE PASSION OF I'M GOING TO GUESS STRANGLING HITCHHIKERS. >> PRESIDENT BIDEN SAID HE PLANS

GUESS STRANGLING HITCHHIKERS. >> PRESIDENT BIDEN SAID HE PLANS TO RUN AGAIN IN 2024, BUT WON'T

>> PRESIDENT BIDEN SAID HE PLANS TO RUN AGAIN IN 2024, BUT WON'T MAKE A FINAL DECISION UNTIL

TO RUN AGAIN IN 2024, BUT WON'T MAKE A FINAL DECISION UNTIL EARLY NEXT YEAR.

MAKE A FINAL DECISION UNTIL EARLY NEXT YEAR. BECAUSE IT'S LIKE HIS DOCTOR

EARLY NEXT YEAR. BECAUSE IT'S LIKE HIS DOCTOR TOLD HIM, I WOULDN'T PLAN TOO

BECAUSE IT'S LIKE HIS DOCTOR TOLD HIM, I WOULDN'T PLAN TOO FAR AHEAD.

TOLD HIM, I WOULDN'T PLAN TOO FAR AHEAD. [ LAUGHTER ]

FAR AHEAD. [ LAUGHTER ] AFTER THIS YEAR'S ELECTION, A

[ LAUGHTER ] AFTER THIS YEAR'S ELECTION, A RECORD-SETTING 12 STATES WILL

AFTER THIS YEAR'S ELECTION, A RECORD-SETTING 12 STATES WILL HAVE FEMALE GOVERNORS

RECORD-SETTING 12 STATES WILL HAVE FEMALE GOVERNORS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

HAVE FEMALE GOVERNORS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] WHILE THE OTHER 38 STATES WILL

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] WHILE THE OTHER 38 STATES WILL HAVE DINNER READY ON TIME.

WHILE THE OTHER 38 STATES WILL HAVE DINNER READY ON TIME. THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

HAVE DINNER READY ON TIME. THANK YOU, THANK YOU. [ LAUGHTER ]

THANK YOU, THANK YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] >> A 25-YEAR-OLD FROM FLORIDA

[ LAUGHTER ] >> A 25-YEAR-OLD FROM FLORIDA WILL BECOME THE FIRST GEN-Z

>> A 25-YEAR-OLD FROM FLORIDA WILL BECOME THE FIRST GEN-Z MEMBER OF CONGRESS.

WILL BECOME THE FIRST GEN-Z MEMBER OF CONGRESS. YOUNGER, SAID MATT GATES.

MEMBER OF CONGRESS. YOUNGER, SAID MATT GATES. RUE PERT MEASURE DOCK TURNED ON

YOUNGER, SAID MATT GATES. RUE PERT MEASURE DOCK TURNED ON DONALD TRUMP.

RUE PERT MEASURE DOCK TURNED ON DONALD TRUMP. HE CALLED RON DeSANTIS RON

DONALD TRUMP. HE CALLED RON DeSANTIS RON DEFUTURE, EVEN THOUGH THAT

HE CALLED RON DeSANTIS RON DEFUTURE, EVEN THOUGH THAT SOUNDS MORE LIKE A DRAG QUEEN

DEFUTURE, EVEN THOUGH THAT SOUNDS MORE LIKE A DRAG QUEEN FROM OUTER SPACE.

SOUNDS MORE LIKE A DRAG QUEEN FROM OUTER SPACE. THEN THE HEADLINE,

FROM OUTER SPACE. THEN THE HEADLINE, TRUMPTY DMMPTY, AND NOW TRUMP IS

THEN THE HEADLINE, TRUMPTY DMMPTY, AND NOW TRUMP IS THREATENING TO REVEAL

TRUMPTY DMMPTY, AND NOW TRUMP IS THREATENING TO REVEAL UNFLATTERING INFORMATION ABOUT

THREATENING TO REVEAL UNFLATTERING INFORMATION ABOUT RON DeSANTIS.

UNFLATTERING INFORMATION ABOUT RON DeSANTIS. FOR EXAMPLE, DID YOU KNOW HE WAS

RON DeSANTIS. FOR EXAMPLE, DID YOU KNOW HE WAS IN CHARGE OF THE STATE WHERE

FOR EXAMPLE, DID YOU KNOW HE WAS IN CHARGE OF THE STATE WHERE SOME MANIAC WAS HIDING NUCLEAR

IN CHARGE OF THE STATE WHERE SOME MANIAC WAS HIDING NUCLEAR SECRETS?

SOME MANIAC WAS HIDING NUCLEAR SECRETS? >> APPLE WAS SAYING THAT COVID

SECRETS? >> APPLE WAS SAYING THAT COVID IN CHINA HAS LED TO A SLOW DOWN

>> APPLE WAS SAYING THAT COVID IN CHINA HAS LED TO A SLOW DOWN IN iPHONE PRODUCTION.

IN CHINA HAS LED TO A SLOW DOWN IN iPHONE PRODUCTION. WOW.

IN iPHONE PRODUCTION. WOW. SO I GUESS THE NEW VARIANT DOES

WOW. SO I GUESS THE NEW VARIANT DOES AFFECT CHILDREN.

SO I GUESS THE NEW VARIANT DOES AFFECT CHILDREN. I LOVE THIS CROWD.

AFFECT CHILDREN. I LOVE THIS CROWD. >> NEARLY HALF A BILLION DOLLARS

I LOVE THIS CROWD. >> NEARLY HALF A BILLION DOLLARS WAS SPENT IN CALIFORNIA ON

>> NEARLY HALF A BILLION DOLLARS WAS SPENT IN CALIFORNIA ON CAMPAIGNS AIMED AT LEGALIZING

WAS SPENT IN CALIFORNIA ON CAMPAIGNS AIMED AT LEGALIZING SPORTS GAMBLING ONLINE BUT

CAMPAIGNS AIMED AT LEGALIZING SPORTS GAMBLING ONLINE BUT FAILED BY A WIDE MARGIN.

SPORTS GAMBLING ONLINE BUT FAILED BY A WIDE MARGIN. SAID SUPPORTERS OF THE BILL,

FAILED BY A WIDE MARGIN. SAID SUPPORTERS OF THE BILL, OKAY, DOUBLE OR NOTHING.

SAID SUPPORTERS OF THE BILL, OKAY, DOUBLE OR NOTHING. EXIT POLLS FROM THIS YEAR'S

OKAY, DOUBLE OR NOTHING. EXIT POLLS FROM THIS YEAR'S MIDTERMS SHOW THAT LATINOS WERE

EXIT POLLS FROM THIS YEAR'S MIDTERMS SHOW THAT LATINOS WERE A LARGEST SHARE OF THE ELECTOR

MIDTERMS SHOW THAT LATINOS WERE A LARGEST SHARE OF THE ELECTOR RAT THAN EVER BEFORE.

A LARGEST SHARE OF THE ELECTOR RAT THAN EVER BEFORE. HERE TO TELL US WHY HE WILL ONE

RAT THAN EVER BEFORE. HERE TO TELL US WHY HE WILL ONE DAY RUN FOR PRESIDENT IS JOSE

HERE TO TELL US WHY HE WILL ONE DAY RUN FOR PRESIDENT IS JOSE SUAREZ.

DAY RUN FOR PRESIDENT IS JOSE SUAREZ. >> THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

SUAREZ. >> THANK YOU VERY MUCH. >> WELCOME.

>> THANK YOU VERY MUCH. >> WELCOME. DO YOU THINK OF YOURSELF AS A

>> WELCOME. DO YOU THINK OF YOURSELF AS A REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT?

DO YOU THINK OF YOURSELF AS A REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? >> I'M JUST HAPPY TO BE HERE,

REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? >> I'M JUST HAPPY TO BE HERE, COLIN.

>> I'M JUST HAPPY TO BE HERE, COLIN. EVERYBODY COMPLAINING ALL THE

COLIN. EVERYBODY COMPLAINING ALL THE TIME ABOUT EVERYTHING.

EVERYBODY COMPLAINING ALL THE TIME ABOUT EVERYTHING. GUESS WHAT?

TIME ABOUT EVERYTHING. GUESS WHAT? IT'S FINE.

GUESS WHAT? IT'S FINE. EVERYTHING IS BASICALLY FINE.

IT'S FINE. EVERYTHING IS BASICALLY FINE. AND THAT'S GOING TO BE MY

EVERYTHING IS BASICALLY FINE. AND THAT'S GOING TO BE MY CAMPAIGN SLOGAN.

AND THAT'S GOING TO BE MY CAMPAIGN SLOGAN. JOSE SUAREZ.

CAMPAIGN SLOGAN. JOSE SUAREZ. EVERYTHING IS BASICALLY FINE,

JOSE SUAREZ. EVERYTHING IS BASICALLY FINE, OKAY?

EVERYTHING IS BASICALLY FINE, OKAY? SO RELAX, OKAY?

OKAY? SO RELAX, OKAY? IT'S BASICALLY FINE.

SO RELAX, OKAY? IT'S BASICALLY FINE. >> THAT'S A GREAT OUTLOOK.

IT'S BASICALLY FINE. >> THAT'S A GREAT OUTLOOK. >> MY GOSH, IT'S TOO EXPENSIVE.

>> THAT'S A GREAT OUTLOOK. >> MY GOSH, IT'S TOO EXPENSIVE. NEWS FLASH, EVER HEARD OF LEGS?

>> MY GOSH, IT'S TOO EXPENSIVE. NEWS FLASH, EVER HEARD OF LEGS? MY MOTHER WALKED TO WORK EVERY

NEWS FLASH, EVER HEARD OF LEGS? MY MOTHER WALKED TO WORK EVERY DAY, AND HER LEG DIDN'T WORK.

MY MOTHER WALKED TO WORK EVERY DAY, AND HER LEG DIDN'T WORK. SHE HAD TO PULL IT.

DAY, AND HER LEG DIDN'T WORK. SHE HAD TO PULL IT. >> THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.

SHE HAD TO PULL IT. >> THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. >> AND INFLATION, EVERYBODY

>> THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. >> AND INFLATION, EVERYBODY COMPLAIN INFLATION IS SO BAD.

>> AND INFLATION, EVERYBODY COMPLAIN INFLATION IS SO BAD. THE PRICE OF MILK IS TOO HIGH.

COMPLAIN INFLATION IS SO BAD. THE PRICE OF MILK IS TOO HIGH. HOW ABOUT JUST DON'T DRINK MILK?

THE PRICE OF MILK IS TOO HIGH. HOW ABOUT JUST DON'T DRINK MILK? WHO'S EVEN COMPLAINING ABOUT THE

HOW ABOUT JUST DON'T DRINK MILK? WHO'S EVEN COMPLAINING ABOUT THE PRICE OF MILK?

WHO'S EVEN COMPLAINING ABOUT THE PRICE OF MILK? THE BABIES?

PRICE OF MILK? THE BABIES? DO YOU DRINK MILK, COLIN.

THE BABIES? DO YOU DRINK MILK, COLIN. >> I MEAN MAYBE JUST A WARM

DO YOU DRINK MILK, COLIN. >> I MEAN MAYBE JUST A WARM GLASS BEFORE BED.

>> I MEAN MAYBE JUST A WARM GLASS BEFORE BED. [ LAUGHTER ]

GLASS BEFORE BED. [ LAUGHTER ] >> AND THE WI-FI COLIN,

[ LAUGHTER ] >> AND THE WI-FI COLIN, EVERYBODY COMPLAIN OH, THE

>> AND THE WI-FI COLIN, EVERYBODY COMPLAIN OH, THE WI-FI, IT'S TOO SLOW.

EVERYBODY COMPLAIN OH, THE WI-FI, IT'S TOO SLOW. THE WI-FI, MY POOR LITTLE WI-FI.

WI-FI, IT'S TOO SLOW. THE WI-FI, MY POOR LITTLE WI-FI. >> I DON'T THINK THAT'S A MAJOR

THE WI-FI, MY POOR LITTLE WI-FI. >> I DON'T THINK THAT'S A MAJOR COMPLAINT.

>> I DON'T THINK THAT'S A MAJOR COMPLAINT. >> GROWING UP IN CUBA, COLIN,

COMPLAINT. >> GROWING UP IN CUBA, COLIN, THERE WAS NO WI-FI.

>> GROWING UP IN CUBA, COLIN, THERE WAS NO WI-FI. IT WAS ONLY WHY.

THERE WAS NO WI-FI. IT WAS ONLY WHY. WHY IS IT SO HOT?

IT WAS ONLY WHY. WHY IS IT SO HOT? WHY DID THE POWER GO OUT?

WHY IS IT SO HOT? WHY DID THE POWER GO OUT? WHY IS THE PRESIDENT TAKING ALL

WHY DID THE POWER GO OUT? WHY IS THE PRESIDENT TAKING ALL OUR STUFF?

WHY IS THE PRESIDENT TAKING ALL OUR STUFF? COLIN, THE YOU WANT SOMETHING IN

OUR STUFF? COLIN, THE YOU WANT SOMETHING IN AMERICA, YOU JUST PRESS A BUTTON

COLIN, THE YOU WANT SOMETHING IN AMERICA, YOU JUST PRESS A BUTTON ON YOUR PHONE AND THEY'LL SEND

AMERICA, YOU JUST PRESS A BUTTON ON YOUR PHONE AND THEY'LL SEND IT TO YOUR HOUSE.

ON YOUR PHONE AND THEY'LL SEND IT TO YOUR HOUSE. >> CAN WE GO BACK TO YOU WERE

IT TO YOUR HOUSE. >> CAN WE GO BACK TO YOU WERE BORN IN CUBA.

>> CAN WE GO BACK TO YOU WERE BORN IN CUBA. WELL, THEN YOU CAN'T RUN FOR

BORN IN CUBA. WELL, THEN YOU CAN'T RUN FOR PRESIDENT, RIGHT?

WELL, THEN YOU CAN'T RUN FOR PRESIDENT, RIGHT? >> I DON'T THINK ANYBODY WILL

PRESIDENT, RIGHT? >> I DON'T THINK ANYBODY WILL CARE ABOUT THAT.

>> I DON'T THINK ANYBODY WILL CARE ABOUT THAT. >> I'M SURE THEY ARE.

CARE ABOUT THAT. >> I'M SURE THEY ARE. BUT WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON

>> I'M SURE THEY ARE. BUT WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON ROE VERSUS WADE?

BUT WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON ROE VERSUS WADE? >> I SAY ROW IF YOU CAN.

ROE VERSUS WADE? >> I SAY ROW IF YOU CAN. BUT IF YOU DON'T HAVE A BOAT,

>> I SAY ROW IF YOU CAN. BUT IF YOU DON'T HAVE A BOAT, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO WAIT.

BUT IF YOU DON'T HAVE A BOAT, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO WAIT. I'M JUST KIDDING COLIN.

YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO WAIT. I'M JUST KIDDING COLIN. ALL I KNOW IS IF I AM THE

I'M JUST KIDDING COLIN. ALL I KNOW IS IF I AM THE PRESIDENT, EVERY MOTHER GOING TO

ALL I KNOW IS IF I AM THE PRESIDENT, EVERY MOTHER GOING TO GET ONE CHUNKLETA.

PRESIDENT, EVERY MOTHER GOING TO GET ONE CHUNKLETA. >> AND WHAT IS THAT?

GET ONE CHUNKLETA. >> AND WHAT IS THAT? >> IT'S A SANDAL, COLIN.

>> AND WHAT IS THAT? >> IT'S A SANDAL, COLIN. >> AND WHAT IS A MOTHER GOING DO

>> IT'S A SANDAL, COLIN. >> AND WHAT IS A MOTHER GOING DO WITH ONE SANDAL?

>> AND WHAT IS A MOTHER GOING DO WITH ONE SANDAL? >> YOU NEVER KNOW.

WITH ONE SANDAL? >> YOU NEVER KNOW. THAT'S THE SCARY PART.

>> YOU NEVER KNOW. THAT'S THE SCARY PART. SOMETIMES THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE

THAT'S THE SCARY PART. SOMETIMES THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE TO USE IT.

SOMETIMES THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE TO USE IT. THEY JUST SHOW IT, SEND A

TO USE IT. THEY JUST SHOW IT, SEND A MESSAGE, AND THEY PUT IT AWAY.

THEY JUST SHOW IT, SEND A MESSAGE, AND THEY PUT IT AWAY. WHAT YOU SAY TO ME?

MESSAGE, AND THEY PUT IT AWAY. WHAT YOU SAY TO ME? THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.

WHAT YOU SAY TO ME? THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. >> ALL RIGHT.

THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. >> ALL RIGHT. I WILL REMEMBER THAT.

>> ALL RIGHT. I WILL REMEMBER THAT. MY 1-YEAR-OLD HAS BEEN ACTING

I WILL REMEMBER THAT. MY 1-YEAR-OLD HAS BEEN ACTING UP.

MY 1-YEAR-OLD HAS BEEN ACTING UP. SO, JOSE, WHAT IS YOUR FINAL

UP. SO, JOSE, WHAT IS YOUR FINAL MESSAGE TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE?

SO, JOSE, WHAT IS YOUR FINAL MESSAGE TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE? >> THAT WE SHOULD ALL BE

MESSAGE TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE? >> THAT WE SHOULD ALL BE GRATEFUL, COLIN.

>> THAT WE SHOULD ALL BE GRATEFUL, COLIN. THIS IS A GREAT COUNTRY, AND I

GRATEFUL, COLIN. THIS IS A GREAT COUNTRY, AND I THINK WE NEED TO REMEMBER HOW

THIS IS A GREAT COUNTRY, AND I THINK WE NEED TO REMEMBER HOW LUCKY WE ARE.

THINK WE NEED TO REMEMBER HOW LUCKY WE ARE. >> TRUE.

LUCKY WE ARE. >> TRUE. ALTHOUGH IT DOES SEEM LIKE

>> TRUE. ALTHOUGH IT DOES SEEM LIKE YOU'RE IGNORING SOME REALLY BIG

ALTHOUGH IT DOES SEEM LIKE YOU'RE IGNORING SOME REALLY BIG PROBLEMS IN THE COUNTRY.

YOU'RE IGNORING SOME REALLY BIG PROBLEMS IN THE COUNTRY. >> WHAT DID YOU SAY, COLIN?

PROBLEMS IN THE COUNTRY. >> WHAT DID YOU SAY, COLIN? >> JOSE, EVERYONE.

>> WHAT DID YOU SAY, COLIN? >> JOSE, EVERYONE. >> ARCHAEOLOGISTS IN EGYPT HAVE

>> JOSE, EVERYONE. >> ARCHAEOLOGISTS IN EGYPT HAVE DISCOVERED A TUNNEL THEY THINK

>> ARCHAEOLOGISTS IN EGYPT HAVE DISCOVERED A TUNNEL THEY THINK LEADS TO THE LONG-LOST TOMB OF

DISCOVERED A TUNNEL THEY THINK LEADS TO THE LONG-LOST TOMB OF CLEOPATRA WHO GOT MARK ANTONY.

LEADS TO THE LONG-LOST TOMB OF CLEOPATRA WHO GOT MARK ANTONY. I ASSUME BECAUSE SHE'S REALLY

CLEOPATRA WHO GOT MARK ANTONY. I ASSUME BECAUSE SHE'S REALLY FUNNY OR SOMETHING?

I ASSUME BECAUSE SHE'S REALLY FUNNY OR SOMETHING? >> A WOMAN IN DELAWARE WON

FUNNY OR SOMETHING? >> A WOMAN IN DELAWARE WON $400,000 AFTER HITTING

>> A WOMAN IN DELAWARE WON $400,000 AFTER HITTING BACK-TO-BACK LOTTOS IN THE SAME

$400,000 AFTER HITTING BACK-TO-BACK LOTTOS IN THE SAME DAY.

BACK-TO-BACK LOTTOS IN THE SAME DAY. BUT SHE SAYS SHE'S STILL GOING

DAY. BUT SHE SAYS SHE'S STILL GOING TO KEEP HER DAY JOB, FORGING

BUT SHE SAYS SHE'S STILL GOING TO KEEP HER DAY JOB, FORGING LOTTERY TICKETS.

TO KEEP HER DAY JOB, FORGING LOTTERY TICKETS. THE U.S. AIR FORCE IS DENYING

LOTTERY TICKETS. THE U.S. AIR FORCE IS DENYING THAT THE FLIGHT PATH THAT

THE U.S. AIR FORCE IS DENYING THAT THE FLIGHT PATH THAT CREATED A GIANT PENIS POINTED AT

THAT THE FLIGHT PATH THAT CREATED A GIANT PENIS POINTED AT RUSSIA.

CREATED A GIANT PENIS POINTED AT RUSSIA. EVEN WORSE, THEY THEN FIRED

RUSSIA. EVEN WORSE, THEY THEN FIRED MISSILES.

EVEN WORSE, THEY THEN FIRED MISSILES. >> A WHITE STUDENT AT THE

MISSILES. >> A WHITE STUDENT AT THE UNIVERSITY OF KENTUCKY WAS

>> A WHITE STUDENT AT THE UNIVERSITY OF KENTUCKY WAS ARRESTED AFTER SHE WAS CAUGHT ON

UNIVERSITY OF KENTUCKY WAS ARRESTED AFTER SHE WAS CAUGHT ON VIDEO USING A RACIAL SLUR AND

ARRESTED AFTER SHE WAS CAUGHT ON VIDEO USING A RACIAL SLUR AND ASSAULTING TWO BLACK STUDENTS.

VIDEO USING A RACIAL SLUR AND ASSAULTING TWO BLACK STUDENTS. SHE HAS BEEN CHARGED WITH ONE

ASSAULTING TWO BLACK STUDENTS. SHE HAS BEEN CHARGED WITH ONE COUNT OF IMPERSONATING A POLICE

SHE HAS BEEN CHARGED WITH ONE COUNT OF IMPERSONATING A POLICE OFFICER.

COUNT OF IMPERSONATING A POLICE OFFICER. [ LAUGHTER ]

OFFICER. [ LAUGHTER ] >> A 10-YEAR-OLD BOY IN FLORIDA

[ LAUGHTER ] >> A 10-YEAR-OLD BOY IN FLORIDA FACES MISDEMEANOR BATTERY

>> A 10-YEAR-OLD BOY IN FLORIDA FACES MISDEMEANOR BATTERY CHARGES AFTER HE TOUCHED A

FACES MISDEMEANOR BATTERY CHARGES AFTER HE TOUCHED A TEACHER'S BREAST.

CHARGES AFTER HE TOUCHED A TEACHER'S BREAST. BECAUSE UNDER FLORIDA LAW,

TEACHER'S BREAST. BECAUSE UNDER FLORIDA LAW, STUDENTS ARE REQUIRED TO WAIT

BECAUSE UNDER FLORIDA LAW, STUDENTS ARE REQUIRED TO WAIT FOR TEACHERS TO MAKE THE FIRST

STUDENTS ARE REQUIRED TO WAIT FOR TEACHERS TO MAKE THE FIRST MOVE.

FOR TEACHERS TO MAKE THE FIRST MOVE. WELL, GUYS, WE'RE SIX SHOWS INTO

MOVE. WELL, GUYS, WE'RE SIX SHOWS INTO THE NEW SEASON.

WELL, GUYS, WE'RE SIX SHOWS INTO THE NEW SEASON. HERE TO DISCUSS A PERSONAL GRIPE

THE NEW SEASON. HERE TO DISCUSS A PERSONAL GRIPE WITH ME IS OUR VERY ON SARAH

HERE TO DISCUSS A PERSONAL GRIPE WITH ME IS OUR VERY ON SARAH SHERMAN.

WITH ME IS OUR VERY ON SARAH SHERMAN. [ APPLAUSE ]

SHERMAN. [ APPLAUSE ] >> COLIN, I'VE GOT A BONE TO

[ APPLAUSE ] >> COLIN, I'VE GOT A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU.

>> COLIN, I'VE GOT A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU. >> WHAT DID I DO NOW?

PICK WITH YOU. >> WHAT DID I DO NOW? >> NONE OF THESE JOKES ARE ABOUT

>> WHAT DID I DO NOW? >> NONE OF THESE JOKES ARE ABOUT ME.

>> NONE OF THESE JOKES ARE ABOUT ME. IT WAS ALL MID MATERIALS THIS,

ME. IT WAS ALL MID MATERIALS THIS, TRUMP THAT, BUT WHAT ABOUT

IT WAS ALL MID MATERIALS THIS, TRUMP THAT, BUT WHAT ABOUT SARAH?

TRUMP THAT, BUT WHAT ABOUT SARAH? >> WE CAN'T DO JOKES ABOUT YOU,

SARAH? >> WE CAN'T DO JOKES ABOUT YOU, SARAH.

>> WE CAN'T DO JOKES ABOUT YOU, SARAH. >> WELL, I CAN, AND I'M GOING TO

SARAH. >> WELL, I CAN, AND I'M GOING TO DO THEM ALL HERE RIGHT NOW.

>> WELL, I CAN, AND I'M GOING TO DO THEM ALL HERE RIGHT NOW. >> YOU BROUGHT YOUR OWN SET?

DO THEM ALL HERE RIGHT NOW. >> YOU BROUGHT YOUR OWN SET? >> OF COURSE I DID BECAUSE YOURS

>> YOU BROUGHT YOUR OWN SET? >> OF COURSE I DID BECAUSE YOURS LOOKS UGLY.

>> OF COURSE I DID BECAUSE YOURS LOOKS UGLY. I'M SARAH, AND THIS IS THE SARAH

LOOKS UGLY. I'M SARAH, AND THIS IS THE SARAH NEWS.

I'M SARAH, AND THIS IS THE SARAH NEWS. A TUNNEL BELOW NIAGARA FALLS

NEWS. A TUNNEL BELOW NIAGARA FALLS RECENTLY OPENED TO THE PUBLIC

A TUNNEL BELOW NIAGARA FALLS RECENTLY OPENED TO THE PUBLIC FOR THE FIRST TIME IN OVER A

RECENTLY OPENED TO THE PUBLIC FOR THE FIRST TIME IN OVER A CENTURY.

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN OVER A CENTURY. A MUSCLETY OLD TUNNEL LETTING

CENTURY. A MUSCLETY OLD TUNNEL LETTING PEOPLE BACK IN AFTER YEARS OF

A MUSCLETY OLD TUNNEL LETTING PEOPLE BACK IN AFTER YEARS OF DISUSE.

PEOPLE BACK IN AFTER YEARS OF DISUSE. I CAN ONLY HOPE, SAID MY

DISUSE. I CAN ONLY HOPE, SAID MY BOYFRIEND.

I CAN ONLY HOPE, SAID MY BOYFRIEND. THAT'S RIGHT, AMERICA.

BOYFRIEND. THAT'S RIGHT, AMERICA. I HAVE A BOYFRIEND.

THAT'S RIGHT, AMERICA. I HAVE A BOYFRIEND. DON'T LET THE QUEER HAIR CUT

I HAVE A BOYFRIEND. DON'T LET THE QUEER HAIR CUT FOOL YOU, HONEY.

DON'T LET THE QUEER HAIR CUT FOOL YOU, HONEY. I'M AS STRAIGHT AS MICHAEL CHE'S

FOOL YOU, HONEY. I'M AS STRAIGHT AS MICHAEL CHE'S UPDATE PERSONA.

I'M AS STRAIGHT AS MICHAEL CHE'S UPDATE PERSONA. EARLIER THIS WEEK, ELON MUSK

UPDATE PERSONA. EARLIER THIS WEEK, ELON MUSK SUSPENDED TWITTER'S PAID

EARLIER THIS WEEK, ELON MUSK SUSPENDED TWITTER'S PAID VERIFICATION SYSTEM.

SUSPENDED TWITTER'S PAID VERIFICATION SYSTEM. WELL, I GUESS THE ONLY CHECK

VERIFICATION SYSTEM. WELL, I GUESS THE ONLY CHECK MARK NEXT TO MY NAME WILL BE THE

WELL, I GUESS THE ONLY CHECK MARK NEXT TO MY NAME WILL BE THE ONE ON KANYE'S LIST OF JEWS TO

MARK NEXT TO MY NAME WILL BE THE ONE ON KANYE'S LIST OF JEWS TO KEEP AN EYE ON.

ONE ON KANYE'S LIST OF JEWS TO KEEP AN EYE ON. >> OKAY.

KEEP AN EYE ON. >> OKAY. ALL RIGHT.

>> OKAY. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. I THINK THAT'S ENOUGH JOKES

ALL RIGHT. I THINK THAT'S ENOUGH JOKES ABOUT SARAH.

I THINK THAT'S ENOUGH JOKES ABOUT SARAH. >> BRO, I'M ONLY GOING TO SAY

ABOUT SARAH. >> BRO, I'M ONLY GOING TO SAY THIS ONCE, STOP TOUCHING MY LEG

>> BRO, I'M ONLY GOING TO SAY THIS ONCE, STOP TOUCHING MY LEG UNDER THE TABLE.

THIS ONCE, STOP TOUCHING MY LEG UNDER THE TABLE. >> I'M NOT DOING THAT.

UNDER THE TABLE. >> I'M NOT DOING THAT. >> IT'S TIME FOR WORLD NEWS.

>> I'M NOT DOING THAT. >> IT'S TIME FOR WORLD NEWS. ♪

>> IT'S TIME FOR WORLD NEWS. ♪ TODAY, I'LL BE DOING A STORY ON

♪ TODAY, I'LL BE DOING A STORY ON PICKLE MANIA!

TODAY, I'LL BE DOING A STORY ON PICKLE MANIA! >> WHY IS IT THE MIDDLE OF THE

PICKLE MANIA! >> WHY IS IT THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN?

>> WHY IS IT THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN? >> WHAT ARE YOU A GEOGRAPHER?

OCEAN? >> WHAT ARE YOU A GEOGRAPHER? RELAX, BRO.

>> WHAT ARE YOU A GEOGRAPHER? RELAX, BRO. IN PENNSYLVANIA NEWS, SENATOR

RELAX, BRO. IN PENNSYLVANIA NEWS, SENATOR ELECT AND BIG, GORGEOUS MONSTER

IN PENNSYLVANIA NEWS, SENATOR ELECT AND BIG, GORGEOUS MONSTER JOHN FETTERMAN, HAS RECEIVED

ELECT AND BIG, GORGEOUS MONSTER JOHN FETTERMAN, HAS RECEIVED CRITICISM FOR HIS CASUAL DRESS.

JOHN FETTERMAN, HAS RECEIVED CRITICISM FOR HIS CASUAL DRESS. AND I AGREE, THOSE CARGO SHORTS

CRITICISM FOR HIS CASUAL DRESS. AND I AGREE, THOSE CARGO SHORTS AND HOODIES DON'T BELONG ON THE

AND I AGREE, THOSE CARGO SHORTS AND HOODIES DON'T BELONG ON THE SENATE FLOOR.

AND HOODIES DON'T BELONG ON THE SENATE FLOOR. THEY BELONG CRUMPLED UP ON MY

SENATE FLOOR. THEY BELONG CRUMPLED UP ON MY BEDROOM FLOOR.

THEY BELONG CRUMPLED UP ON MY BEDROOM FLOOR. THANKSGIVING MUST HAVE COME

BEDROOM FLOOR. THANKSGIVING MUST HAVE COME EARLY THIS YEAR BECAUSE THAT

THANKSGIVING MUST HAVE COME EARLY THIS YEAR BECAUSE THAT HUNK IS GIVING THE TURKEY WADDLE

EARLY THIS YEAR BECAUSE THAT HUNK IS GIVING THE TURKEY WADDLE BETWEEN MY LEGS SOMETHING TO BE

HUNK IS GIVING THE TURKEY WADDLE BETWEEN MY LEGS SOMETHING TO BE THANKFUL FOR.

BETWEEN MY LEGS SOMETHING TO BE THANKFUL FOR. [ LAUGHTER ]

THANKFUL FOR. [ LAUGHTER ] >> OH, MY GOD.

[ LAUGHTER ] >> OH, MY GOD. THAT IS DISGUSTING.

>> OH, MY GOD. THAT IS DISGUSTING. >> SOMEBODY'S JEALOUS!

THAT IS DISGUSTING. >> SOMEBODY'S JEALOUS! SPEAKING OF DISGUSTING, I

>> SOMEBODY'S JEALOUS! SPEAKING OF DISGUSTING, I RECENTLY HAD AN ALLERGIC

SPEAKING OF DISGUSTING, I RECENTLY HAD AN ALLERGIC REACTION THAT MADE MY FACE LOOK

RECENTLY HAD AN ALLERGIC REACTION THAT MADE MY FACE LOOK LIKE THIS.

REACTION THAT MADE MY FACE LOOK LIKE THIS. BUT ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, NOW YOU

LIKE THIS. BUT ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, NOW YOU HAVE A PICTURE TO SHOW THE HR

BUT ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, NOW YOU HAVE A PICTURE TO SHOW THE HR LADY WHEN SHE ASKS, WHAT DID

HAVE A PICTURE TO SHOW THE HR LADY WHEN SHE ASKS, WHAT DID COLIN EVER DO TO YOU?

LADY WHEN SHE ASKS, WHAT DID COLIN EVER DO TO YOU? >> SARAH, THAT IS HORRIBLE.

COLIN EVER DO TO YOU? >> SARAH, THAT IS HORRIBLE. WE HAVE TO END THIS.

>> SARAH, THAT IS HORRIBLE. WE HAVE TO END THIS. >> WHY?

WE HAVE TO END THIS. >> WHY? SO YOU CAN GET BACK TO LIKE

>> WHY? SO YOU CAN GET BACK TO LIKE WHATEVER THIS CRAP IS?

SO YOU CAN GET BACK TO LIKE WHATEVER THIS CRAP IS? GUYS, BY THE WAY, THESE AREN'T

WHATEVER THIS CRAP IS? GUYS, BY THE WAY, THESE AREN'T NOTES.

GUYS, BY THE WAY, THESE AREN'T NOTES. THEY'RE JUST COLIN'S LITTLE

NOTES. THEY'RE JUST COLIN'S LITTLE DRAWINGS OF ME.

THEY'RE JUST COLIN'S LITTLE DRAWINGS OF ME. >> YOU PLANTED THAT!

DRAWINGS OF ME. >> YOU PLANTED THAT! SARAH SHERMAN, EVERYONE.

>> YOU PLANTED THAT! SARAH SHERMAN, EVERYONE. [ APPLAUSE ]

>>> HEY, FOLKS. IT'S ME, DAVE. AND I'M HERE TO REMIND ALL THE

IT'S ME, DAVE. AND I'M HERE TO REMIND ALL THE KIDS WATCHING THAT SMOKE IS NOT

AND I'M HERE TO REMIND ALL THE KIDS WATCHING THAT SMOKE IS NOT SCHOOL.

KIDS WATCHING THAT SMOKE IS NOT SCHOOL. SMOKERS ARE.

SCHOOL. SMOKERS ARE. I WANT TO GIVE YOU GUYS A HEADS

SMOKERS ARE. I WANT TO GIVE YOU GUYS A HEADS UP THAT I'M NOT GOING TO BE IN

I WANT TO GIVE YOU GUYS A HEADS UP THAT I'M NOT GOING TO BE IN THIS NEXT SKETCH BECAUSE I'M A

UP THAT I'M NOT GOING TO BE IN THIS NEXT SKETCH BECAUSE I'M A LITTLE OLDER AND I NEED A LITTLE

THIS NEXT SKETCH BECAUSE I'M A LITTLE OLDER AND I NEED A LITTLE REST.

LITTLE OLDER AND I NEED A LITTLE REST. BUT THE SKETCH IS REALLY FUN AND

REST. BUT THE SKETCH IS REALLY FUN AND I WANTED YOU GUYS TO SEE IT.

BUT THE SKETCH IS REALLY FUN AND I WANTED YOU GUYS TO SEE IT. AND SO MY MAN STEPPED UP, SO I

I WANTED YOU GUYS TO SEE IT. AND SO MY MAN STEPPED UP, SO I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS.

AND SO MY MAN STEPPED UP, SO I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS. >> HELLO?

HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS. >> HELLO? WHAT IS THIS PLACE?

>> HELLO? WHAT IS THIS PLACE? AM I DEAD?

WHAT IS THIS PLACE? AM I DEAD? >> INDEED YOU ARE, YOUNG MAN.

AM I DEAD? >> INDEED YOU ARE, YOUNG MAN. >> SO THIS IS HEAVEN?

>> INDEED YOU ARE, YOUNG MAN. >> SO THIS IS HEAVEN? >> IN A SENSE.

>> SO THIS IS HEAVEN? >> IN A SENSE. >> WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

>> IN A SENSE. >> WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? WHERE AM I?

>> WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? WHERE AM I? >> YOU IN BLACK HEAVEN, BIOTCH.

WHERE AM I? >> YOU IN BLACK HEAVEN, BIOTCH. ♪ BLACK HEAVEN ♪

>> YOU IN BLACK HEAVEN, BIOTCH. ♪ BLACK HEAVEN ♪ >> SO THEY HAVE A DIFFERENT

♪ BLACK HEAVEN ♪ >> SO THEY HAVE A DIFFERENT HEAVEN FOR BLACK PEOPLE?

>> SO THEY HAVE A DIFFERENT HEAVEN FOR BLACK PEOPLE? >> YEAH, YOUNGIN.

HEAVEN FOR BLACK PEOPLE? >> YEAH, YOUNGIN. WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU IS?

>> YEAH, YOUNGIN. WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU IS? >> SO EVERYBODY UP IN HERE IS

WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU IS? >> SO EVERYBODY UP IN HERE IS BLACK.

>> SO EVERYBODY UP IN HERE IS BLACK. >> THAT'S RIGHT.

BLACK. >> THAT'S RIGHT. THE WHOLE AFTERLIFE OF BEAUTIFUL

>> THAT'S RIGHT. THE WHOLE AFTERLIFE OF BEAUTIFUL BLACK KINGS AND QUEENS.

THE WHOLE AFTERLIFE OF BEAUTIFUL BLACK KINGS AND QUEENS. >> THOUGH ERY NOW AND THEN,

BLACK KINGS AND QUEENS. >> THOUGH ERY NOW AND THEN, SOME -- I CAN'T SAY THAT LINE.

>> THOUGH ERY NOW AND THEN, SOME -- I CAN'T SAY THAT LINE. >> YOU'RE ALLOWED TO SAY IT.

SOME -- I CAN'T SAY THAT LINE. >> YOU'RE ALLOWED TO SAY IT. >> ERY NOW AND THEN, SOME WHITE

>> YOU'RE ALLOWED TO SAY IT. >> ERY NOW AND THEN, SOME WHITE CHICKEN HEAD HOES CLUCK THEY WAY

>> ERY NOW AND THEN, SOME WHITE CHICKEN HEAD HOES CLUCK THEY WAY THROUGH THE GATE LOOKING FOR

CHICKEN HEAD HOES CLUCK THEY WAY THROUGH THE GATE LOOKING FOR SOME CHOCOLATE.

THROUGH THE GATE LOOKING FOR SOME CHOCOLATE. >> AND WE HAPPY TO OBLIGE.

SOME CHOCOLATE. >> AND WE HAPPY TO OBLIGE. AIN'T THAT RIGHT?

>> AND WE HAPPY TO OBLIGE. AIN'T THAT RIGHT? >> I THINK I'M GOING TO LIKE IT

AIN'T THAT RIGHT? >> I THINK I'M GOING TO LIKE IT HERE, FAM.

>> I THINK I'M GOING TO LIKE IT HERE, FAM. >> OF COURSE YOU WILL.

HERE, FAM. >> OF COURSE YOU WILL. THIS IS BLACK HEAVEN WHERE YOUR

>> OF COURSE YOU WILL. THIS IS BLACK HEAVEN WHERE YOUR JORDANS NEVER HAVE A CREASE.

THIS IS BLACK HEAVEN WHERE YOUR JORDANS NEVER HAVE A CREASE. >> WHERE YOUR WAVES ALWAYS 360.

JORDANS NEVER HAVE A CREASE. >> WHERE YOUR WAVES ALWAYS 360. >> I SHOULDN'T BE DOING THIS

>> WHERE YOUR WAVES ALWAYS 360. >> I SHOULDN'T BE DOING THIS

>> I SHOULDN'T BE DOING THIS

SKETCH.

SKETCH. DAVE'S NOT EVEN RESTING.

SKETCH. DAVE'S NOT EVEN RESTING. HE'S RIGHT THERE.

DAVE'S NOT EVEN RESTING. HE'S RIGHT THERE. >> YOU'RE KILLING IT, MIKEY.

HE'S RIGHT THERE. >> YOU'RE KILLING IT, MIKEY. KEEP GOING.

>> YOU'RE KILLING IT, MIKEY. KEEP GOING. >> ANYWAY, IN BLACK HEAVEN, ALL

KEEP GOING. >> ANYWAY, IN BLACK HEAVEN, ALL THE WOMEN ARE BADDIES AS I KNOW

>> ANYWAY, IN BLACK HEAVEN, ALL THE WOMEN ARE BADDIES AS I KNOW YOU CAN SEE.

THE WOMEN ARE BADDIES AS I KNOW YOU CAN SEE. >> PREACH.

YOU CAN SEE. >> PREACH. EVERY SHAWTY UP HERE GOT ONE OF

>> PREACH. EVERY SHAWTY UP HERE GOT ONE OF THEM TSA BOOTIES.

EVERY SHAWTY UP HERE GOT ONE OF THEM TSA BOOTIES. >> YEAH.

THEM TSA BOOTIES. >> YEAH. AROUND HERE, THE ASSES GO UP TO

>> YEAH. AROUND HERE, THE ASSES GO UP TO THE TOP OF THE PANTS.

AROUND HERE, THE ASSES GO UP TO THE TOP OF THE PANTS. >> AND THE FOOD IS ON POINT.

THE TOP OF THE PANTS. >> AND THE FOOD IS ON POINT. >> THERE'S FOOD IN HEAVEN?

>> AND THE FOOD IS ON POINT. >> THERE'S FOOD IN HEAVEN? >> OF COURSE, CUZ.

>> THERE'S FOOD IN HEAVEN? >> OF COURSE, CUZ. AND AUNTIE ALWAYS KEEPS YOU A

>> OF COURSE, CUZ. AND AUNTIE ALWAYS KEEPS YOU A PLATE.

AND AUNTIE ALWAYS KEEPS YOU A PLATE. >> AND UP HERE, THE MAC AND

PLATE. >> AND UP HERE, THE MAC AND CHEESE LOOKS LIKE THIS.

>> AND UP HERE, THE MAC AND CHEESE LOOKS LIKE THIS. >> NO OFFENSE, BUT I'VE NEVER

CHEESE LOOKS LIKE THIS. >> NO OFFENSE, BUT I'VE NEVER BEEN A FAN OF MAC AND CHEESE.

>> NO OFFENSE, BUT I'VE NEVER BEEN A FAN OF MAC AND CHEESE. >> EXCUSE ME?

BEEN A FAN OF MAC AND CHEESE. >> EXCUSE ME? I KNOW YOU'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT

>> EXCUSE ME? I KNOW YOU'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT MY MAC AND CHEESE.

I KNOW YOU'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT MY MAC AND CHEESE. >> SHE ABOUT TO THROW HANDS.

MY MAC AND CHEESE. >> SHE ABOUT TO THROW HANDS. >> UH-OH, WORLD STAR.

>> SHE ABOUT TO THROW HANDS. >> UH-OH, WORLD STAR. >> LET'S GO!

>> UH-OH, WORLD STAR. >> LET'S GO! >> OH, BUT YOU GOT TO TRUST ME,

>> LET'S GO! >> OH, BUT YOU GOT TO TRUST ME, BABY, BECAUSE YOU GOING TO LOVE

>> OH, BUT YOU GOT TO TRUST ME, BABY, BECAUSE YOU GOING TO LOVE THIS MAC AND CHEESE, ON GOD.

BABY, BECAUSE YOU GOING TO LOVE THIS MAC AND CHEESE, ON GOD. >> AND I ASSUME YOU LIKE HENNY.

THIS MAC AND CHEESE, ON GOD. >> AND I ASSUME YOU LIKE HENNY. >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

>> AND I ASSUME YOU LIKE HENNY. >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING? >> IT SAYS GESTURE TO HENNY.

>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING? >> IT SAYS GESTURE TO HENNY. ISN'T YOUR CHARACTER HENNY?

>> IT SAYS GESTURE TO HENNY. ISN'T YOUR CHARACTER HENNY? >> HENNY IS HENNESSY, MAN.

ISN'T YOUR CHARACTER HENNY? >> HENNY IS HENNESSY, MAN. IT'S RIGHT HERE.

>> HENNY IS HENNESSY, MAN. IT'S RIGHT HERE. >> MAN, YOU WAS ON WILD AND OUT

IT'S RIGHT HERE. >> MAN, YOU WAS ON WILD AND OUT SEASON 1.

>> MAN, YOU WAS ON WILD AND OUT SEASON 1. YOU AIN'T ABSORBED NOTHING?

SEASON 1. YOU AIN'T ABSORBED NOTHING? >> I DON'T KNOW!

YOU AIN'T ABSORBED NOTHING? >> I DON'T KNOW! I SHOULDN'T BE DOING THIS!

>> I DON'T KNOW! I SHOULDN'T BE DOING THIS! I THINK DAVE IS JUST MESSING

I SHOULDN'T BE DOING THIS! I THINK DAVE IS JUST MESSING WITH ME.

I THINK DAVE IS JUST MESSING WITH ME. HE'S GOT ALL HIS FRIENDS WITH

WITH ME. HE'S GOT ALL HIS FRIENDS WITH HIM NOW.

HE'S GOT ALL HIS FRIENDS WITH HIM NOW. LOOK.

HIM NOW. LOOK. >> KEEP GOING.

LOOK. >> KEEP GOING. KEEP GOING.

>> KEEP GOING. KEEP GOING. GO, GO, GO.

KEEP GOING. GO, GO, GO. >> COME ON, MIKEY, MAN, YOU A

GO, GO, GO. >> COME ON, MIKEY, MAN, YOU A PRO.

>> COME ON, MIKEY, MAN, YOU A PRO. >> ALL RIGHT.

PRO. >> ALL RIGHT. ANYWAY, CUZZO, YOU A REAL ONE.

>> ALL RIGHT. ANYWAY, CUZZO, YOU A REAL ONE.

ANYWAY, CUZZO, YOU A REAL ONE.

NOW BRING IT IN AND GET SOME

NOW BRING IT IN AND GET SOME LOVE MY -- NO!

NOW BRING IT IN AND GET SOME LOVE MY -- NO! I'M NOT SAYING THAT!

LOVE MY -- NO! I'M NOT SAYING THAT! I'M NOT!

I'M NOT SAYING THAT! I'M NOT! >> THAT'S A GOOD CALL.

I'M NOT! >> THAT'S A GOOD CALL. >> ANYWAY, WELCOME TO BLACK

>> THAT'S A GOOD CALL. >> ANYWAY, WELCOME TO BLACK HEAVEN.

>> ANYWAY, WELCOME TO BLACK HEAVEN. >> AND THERE YOU HAVE IT.

HEAVEN. >> AND THERE YOU HAVE IT. THAT WAS SO MUCH FUN, I FORGOT

>> AND THERE YOU HAVE IT. THAT WAS SO MUCH FUN, I FORGOT TO TAKE MY REST, SO I THINK I'M

THAT WAS SO MUCH FUN, I FORGOT TO TAKE MY REST, SO I THINK I'M ABOUT TO SIT THE NEXT SKETCH

TO TAKE MY REST, SO I THINK I'M ABOUT TO SIT THE NEXT SKETCH OUT.

ABOUT TO SIT THE NEXT SKETCH OUT. DON'T YOU WORRY.

OUT. DON'T YOU WORRY. MY MAN CAN FILL IN FOR ME.

DON'T YOU WORRY. MY MAN CAN FILL IN FOR ME. IT'S ABOUT THE HORRORS AND

MY MAN CAN FILL IN FOR ME. IT'S ABOUT THE HORRORS AND ATROCITIES ON THE UNDERGROUND

IT'S ABOUT THE HORRORS AND ATROCITIES ON THE UNDERGROUND RAIL ROAD.

ATROCITIES ON THE UNDERGROUND RAIL ROAD. >> I CANNOT DO THAT.

RAIL ROAD. >> I CANNOT DO THAT. >> OH, YES YOU CAN.

>> I CANNOT DO THAT. >> OH, YES YOU CAN. >> I CANNOT.

>> OH, YES YOU CAN. >> I CANNOT. >>> ONCE AGAIN, MY BROTHERS,

>> I CANNOT. >>> ONCE AGAIN, MY BROTHERS, BLACK STAR.

>>> ONCE AGAIN, MY BROTHERS, BLACK STAR. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

BLACK STAR. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ ♪ AUTOMATIC

♪ ♪ AUTOMATIC AUTOMATIC, HEY

♪ AUTOMATIC AUTOMATIC, HEY AUTOMATIC, UH

AUTOMATIC, HEY AUTOMATIC, UH AUTOMATIC, UH ♪

AUTOMATIC, UH AUTOMATIC, UH ♪ ♪ AUTOMATIC, AUTOMATIC

AUTOMATIC, UH ♪ ♪ AUTOMATIC, AUTOMATIC AUTOMATIC, HA

♪ AUTOMATIC, AUTOMATIC AUTOMATIC, HA AUTOMATIC AS AN AUTOMATIC, HA

AUTOMATIC, HA AUTOMATIC AS AN AUTOMATIC, HA I'M AUTOMATIC ♪

AUTOMATIC AS AN AUTOMATIC, HA I'M AUTOMATIC ♪ ♪ AS A MEDITATION, HA

I'M AUTOMATIC ♪ ♪ AS A MEDITATION, HA AUTOMATIC AS A TRAIL

♪ AS A MEDITATION, HA AUTOMATIC AS A TRAIL OF TEARS, HA

AUTOMATIC AS A TRAIL OF TEARS, HA ALRIGHT, THIS WAY ♪

OF TEARS, HA ALRIGHT, THIS WAY ♪ ♪ TRY AND FEEL, HA

ALRIGHT, THIS WAY ♪ ♪ TRY AND FEEL, HA THE ROGUE SOUL

♪ TRY AND FEEL, HA THE ROGUE SOUL DON'T BE THE LIGHT, HA

THE ROGUE SOUL DON'T BE THE LIGHT, HA SHED THE LIGHT ♪

DON'T BE THE LIGHT, HA SHED THE LIGHT ♪ ♪ INTO THE DARKROOM, HA

SHED THE LIGHT ♪ ♪ INTO THE DARKROOM, HA THE LIGHT IS NOT AFRAID

♪ INTO THE DARKROOM, HA THE LIGHT IS NOT AFRAID THAT PART, HA ♪

THE LIGHT IS NOT AFRAID THAT PART, HA ♪ ♪ GANG-GANG VARIATES

THAT PART, HA ♪ ♪ GANG-GANG VARIATES DREAM TEAM, HA

♪ GANG-GANG VARIATES DREAM TEAM, HA THE LOCAL DREAM

DREAM TEAM, HA THE LOCAL DREAM TIME ALWAYS, HA ♪

THE LOCAL DREAM TIME ALWAYS, HA ♪ ♪ THE ADDRESS

TIME ALWAYS, HA ♪ ♪ THE ADDRESS ON SPECTRUM ROAD, HA

♪ THE ADDRESS ON SPECTRUM ROAD, HA FROM THE RIVERS OF

ON SPECTRUM ROAD, HA FROM THE RIVERS OF THE TRUE AND REAL, HA ♪

FROM THE RIVERS OF THE TRUE AND REAL, HA ♪ ♪ SENSE OVER SENSATION, HA

THE TRUE AND REAL, HA ♪ ♪ SENSE OVER SENSATION, HA SWEATING ON A HOT TEMPLATE HA

♪ SENSE OVER SENSATION, HA SWEATING ON A HOT TEMPLATE HA TWENTY CELL PANORAMA, HA

SWEATING ON A HOT TEMPLATE HA TWENTY CELL PANORAMA, HA SILENCE OF ♪

TWENTY CELL PANORAMA, HA SILENCE OF ♪ ♪ THE CLARION CALL

SILENCE OF ♪ ♪ THE CLARION CALL WAVEFORMS BIRD SONGS HA

♪ THE CLARION CALL WAVEFORMS BIRD SONGS HA RECOGNITION IS INVITATION HA

WAVEFORMS BIRD SONGS HA RECOGNITION IS INVITATION HA GRACE THE GIFT ♪

RECOGNITION IS INVITATION HA GRACE THE GIFT ♪ ♪ YOU COULDN'T EARN, HA

GRACE THE GIFT ♪ ♪ YOU COULDN'T EARN, HA THANKS AGAIN

♪ YOU COULDN'T EARN, HA THANKS AGAIN REPORT THE WORK, HA

THANKS AGAIN REPORT THE WORK, HA NOT FOR FREE

REPORT THE WORK, HA NOT FOR FREE FREEDOM, HA ♪

NOT FOR FREE FREEDOM, HA ♪ ♪ HOW YOU MADE IT

FREEDOM, HA ♪ ♪ HOW YOU MADE IT ASK YOURSELF, HA

♪ HOW YOU MADE IT ASK YOURSELF, HA LOOK TO EVERYTHING

ASK YOURSELF, HA LOOK TO EVERYTHING THAT YOU DESIRE ♪

LOOK TO EVERYTHING THAT YOU DESIRE ♪ ♪ LOOK AT THE CONDITIONS

THAT YOU DESIRE ♪ ♪ LOOK AT THE CONDITIONS THAT IT'S PUT YOU IN, HA

♪ LOOK AT THE CONDITIONS THAT IT'S PUT YOU IN, HA THROUGH THE HONEST MATH

THAT IT'S PUT YOU IN, HA THROUGH THE HONEST MATH PASSIVE FIGURES, HA ♪

THROUGH THE HONEST MATH PASSIVE FIGURES, HA ♪ ♪ PASS THE FIXERS

PASSIVE FIGURES, HA ♪ ♪ PASS THE FIXERS FRIENDLY NEIGHBOR, HA

♪ PASS THE FIXERS FRIENDLY NEIGHBOR, HA FRESHEST LABOR

FRIENDLY NEIGHBOR, HA FRESHEST LABOR MARRY HIS NATIVE, HA ♪

FRESHEST LABOR MARRY HIS NATIVE, HA ♪ ♪ LOCAL TIME, ALL AGES

MARRY HIS NATIVE, HA ♪ ♪ LOCAL TIME, ALL AGES FOREVER IS THE CURRENT EVENT

♪ LOCAL TIME, ALL AGES FOREVER IS THE CURRENT EVENT THE FUTURE

FOREVER IS THE CURRENT EVENT THE FUTURE LIFE ON THIS SIDE IS QUICK ♪

THE FUTURE LIFE ON THIS SIDE IS QUICK ♪ ♪ QUICK TRADE TRICK

LIFE ON THIS SIDE IS QUICK ♪ ♪ QUICK TRADE TRICK SORCERER INSECURE SYNONYM

♪ QUICK TRADE TRICK SORCERER INSECURE SYNONYM FRANKENSTEIN TRYNA

SORCERER INSECURE SYNONYM FRANKENSTEIN TRYNA GET ESTRANGED, HA ♪

FRANKENSTEIN TRYNA GET ESTRANGED, HA ♪ ♪ AN ANCIENT SOURCE

GET ESTRANGED, HA ♪ ♪ AN ANCIENT SOURCE MATTER STRANGE ENOUGH, HA

♪ AN ANCIENT SOURCE MATTER STRANGE ENOUGH, HA I HEARD DILLA SAY

MATTER STRANGE ENOUGH, HA I HEARD DILLA SAY "TURN IT UP", HA

I HEARD DILLA SAY "TURN IT UP", HA I HEARD HIM TWICE ♪

"TURN IT UP", HA I HEARD HIM TWICE ♪ ♪ WHEN HE SAID IT FIRST

I HEARD HIM TWICE ♪ ♪ WHEN HE SAID IT FIRST AND THAT'S AUTOMATIC

♪ WHEN HE SAID IT FIRST AND THAT'S AUTOMATIC AUTOMATIC, AUTOMATIC

AND THAT'S AUTOMATIC AUTOMATIC, AUTOMATIC AUTOMATIC, AUTOMATIC ♪

AUTOMATIC, AUTOMATIC AUTOMATIC, AUTOMATIC ♪ ♪ EVERYTHING IS NOT FOR SALE

AUTOMATIC, AUTOMATIC ♪ ♪ EVERYTHING IS NOT FOR SALE EVERYBODY PAYS A PRICE

♪ EVERYTHING IS NOT FOR SALE EVERYBODY PAYS A PRICE COCAINE CRACKER

EVERYBODY PAYS A PRICE COCAINE CRACKER THAN A HONKEY TONK ♪

COCAINE CRACKER THAN A HONKEY TONK ♪ ♪ TRAILER PARK TRASH

THAN A HONKEY TONK ♪ ♪ TRAILER PARK TRASH CAN'T TRAP HOUSE

♪ TRAILER PARK TRASH CAN'T TRAP HOUSE ALL-TIME

CAN'T TRAP HOUSE ALL-TIME ALL BLACK EVERYTHING ♪

ALL-TIME ALL BLACK EVERYTHING ♪ ♪ TMT EFF WHITE SUPREMACY

ALL BLACK EVERYTHING ♪ ♪ TMT EFF WHITE SUPREMACY COCAINE CRACKER

♪ TMT EFF WHITE SUPREMACY COCAINE CRACKER THAN A HONKEY TONK

COCAINE CRACKER THAN A HONKEY TONK TRAILER PARK TRASH ♪

THAN A HONKEY TONK TRAILER PARK TRASH ♪ ♪ CAN'T TRAP HOUSE

TRAILER PARK TRASH ♪ ♪ CAN'T TRAP HOUSE STAR LINE

♪ CAN'T TRAP HOUSE STAR LINE ALL BLACK EVERYTHING

STAR LINE ALL BLACK EVERYTHING TMT EFF WHITE SUPREMACY ♪

ALL BLACK EVERYTHING TMT EFF WHITE SUPREMACY ♪ ♪ TMT, TMT, TMT, TMT

TMT EFF WHITE SUPREMACY ♪ ♪ TMT, TMT, TMT, TMT TMT, TMT, TMT, TMT

♪ TMT, TMT, TMT, TMT TMT, TMT, TMT, TMT WHAT'S WHITE SUPREMACY

TMT, TMT, TMT, TMT WHAT'S WHITE SUPREMACY YIKES ♪

WHAT'S WHITE SUPREMACY YIKES ♪ ♪ MENTAL ILLNESS

YIKES ♪ ♪ MENTAL ILLNESS WE BRING THE NOISE

♪ MENTAL ILLNESS WE BRING THE NOISE YOU BRING THE

WE BRING THE NOISE YOU BRING THE GENTLE STILLNESS ♪

YOU BRING THE GENTLE STILLNESS ♪ ♪ THE TRAP DOOR

GENTLE STILLNESS ♪ ♪ THE TRAP DOOR IN THE CITY IS CAT CALL

♪ THE TRAP DOOR IN THE CITY IS CAT CALL WE WITH THE NO NEED FOR

IN THE CITY IS CAT CALL WE WITH THE NO NEED FOR THE BACK AND FORTH ♪

WE WITH THE NO NEED FOR THE BACK AND FORTH ♪ ♪ IT'S A TRAP

THE BACK AND FORTH ♪ ♪ IT'S A TRAP I'M SURE OF IT

♪ IT'S A TRAP I'M SURE OF IT LET'S GET INTO IT

I'M SURE OF IT LET'S GET INTO IT DON'T BELIEVE YOU SUPERIOR ♪

LET'S GET INTO IT DON'T BELIEVE YOU SUPERIOR ♪ ♪ TO THE DARKER RACES

DON'T BELIEVE YOU SUPERIOR ♪ ♪ TO THE DARKER RACES JUST MEANS YOU INFERIOR

♪ TO THE DARKER RACES JUST MEANS YOU INFERIOR LIVING DARKER PLACES

JUST MEANS YOU INFERIOR LIVING DARKER PLACES GOD'S AMAZING ♪

LIVING DARKER PLACES GOD'S AMAZING ♪ ♪ WE ARTISTS

GOD'S AMAZING ♪ ♪ WE ARTISTS THIS AIN'T

♪ WE ARTISTS THIS AIN'T A PRODUCT PLACEMENT

THIS AIN'T A PRODUCT PLACEMENT LOVE IS ♪

A PRODUCT PLACEMENT LOVE IS ♪ ♪ A SPIRITUAL TECHNOLOGY

LOVE IS ♪ ♪ A SPIRITUAL TECHNOLOGY I GIVE IT UP TO GOD

♪ A SPIRITUAL TECHNOLOGY I GIVE IT UP TO GOD WHEN THEY CLAP FOR ME

I GIVE IT UP TO GOD WHEN THEY CLAP FOR ME I LOVE TO GIVE CREDIT ♪

WHEN THEY CLAP FOR ME I LOVE TO GIVE CREDIT ♪ ♪ WHERE THE CREDIT DUE

I LOVE TO GIVE CREDIT ♪ ♪ WHERE THE CREDIT DUE IT'S BEAUTIFUL

♪ WHERE THE CREDIT DUE IT'S BEAUTIFUL IT'S THE STRUGGLE

IT'S BEAUTIFUL IT'S THE STRUGGLE FACED BY THE DESTITUTE ♪

IT'S THE STRUGGLE FACED BY THE DESTITUTE ♪ ♪ WE CELEBRATE DIVERSITY

FACED BY THE DESTITUTE ♪ ♪ WE CELEBRATE DIVERSITY WITH CARNIVALS AND FESTIVALS

♪ WE CELEBRATE DIVERSITY WITH CARNIVALS AND FESTIVALS WHITE SUPREMACY AUTOMATICALLY

WITH CARNIVALS AND FESTIVALS WHITE SUPREMACY AUTOMATICALLY GOING AGAINST US ♪

WHITE SUPREMACY AUTOMATICALLY GOING AGAINST US ♪ ♪ HUH, THE THIRD EYE

GOING AGAINST US ♪ ♪ HUH, THE THIRD EYE IS THE POINT OF ENTRY

♪ HUH, THE THIRD EYE IS THE POINT OF ENTRY HUH, AUTOMATIC LIKE A

IS THE POINT OF ENTRY HUH, AUTOMATIC LIKE A REPLY FROM A HIPSTER ♪

HUH, AUTOMATIC LIKE A REPLY FROM A HIPSTER ♪ ♪ AUTOMATIC

REPLY FROM A HIPSTER ♪ ♪ AUTOMATIC AS A POINTER SISTER

♪ AUTOMATIC AS A POINTER SISTER TRYNA CONQUER US

AS A POINTER SISTER TRYNA CONQUER US WITH THE PESTILENCE, HA ♪

TRYNA CONQUER US WITH THE PESTILENCE, HA ♪ ♪ THIS IS COMMON AS

WITH THE PESTILENCE, HA ♪ ♪ THIS IS COMMON AS BLACK EXCELLENCE, HA

♪ THIS IS COMMON AS BLACK EXCELLENCE, HA THEY REWARDED FOR MEDIOCRITY

BLACK EXCELLENCE, HA THEY REWARDED FOR MEDIOCRITY HUH, I AIN'T BEGGING ♪

THEY REWARDED FOR MEDIOCRITY HUH, I AIN'T BEGGING ♪ ♪ FOR MY EQUALITY

HUH, I AIN'T BEGGING ♪ ♪ FOR MY EQUALITY NO, I'M TOO BIG TO FAIL

♪ FOR MY EQUALITY NO, I'M TOO BIG TO FAIL GRAB THE BULL BY THE HORN ♪

NO, I'M TOO BIG TO FAIL GRAB THE BULL BY THE HORN ♪ ♪ THEN WAG THE DOLL

GRAB THE BULL BY THE HORN ♪ ♪ THEN WAG THE DOLL BY THE TAIL

♪ THEN WAG THE DOLL BY THE TAIL THE OGS IS IN JAIL

BY THE TAIL THE OGS IS IN JAIL THE MILLENNIALS FOR SALE ♪

THE OGS IS IN JAIL THE MILLENNIALS FOR SALE ♪ ♪ AM I DREAMING

THE MILLENNIALS FOR SALE ♪ ♪ AM I DREAMING OR DO OUR DEMONS

♪ AM I DREAMING OR DO OUR DEMONS HAVE TENTACLES AND SCALES, HA

OR DO OUR DEMONS HAVE TENTACLES AND SCALES, HA AUTOMATIC, AUTOMATIC ♪

HAVE TENTACLES AND SCALES, HA AUTOMATIC, AUTOMATIC ♪ ♪ CAUSE OF STATIC

AUTOMATIC, AUTOMATIC ♪ ♪ CAUSE OF STATIC THIS A TRUST EXERCISE

♪ CAUSE OF STATIC THIS A TRUST EXERCISE LIKE FALLING BACKWARDS

THIS A TRUST EXERCISE LIKE FALLING BACKWARDS GOTTA TRUST WE YOUR GUYS ♪

LIKE FALLING BACKWARDS GOTTA TRUST WE YOUR GUYS ♪ ♪ AND WE GON' CATCH YA

GOTTA TRUST WE YOUR GUYS ♪ ♪ AND WE GON' CATCH YA AND THAT'S AUTOMATIC

♪ AND WE GON' CATCH YA AND THAT'S AUTOMATIC AUTOMATIC, AUTOMATIC

AND THAT'S AUTOMATIC AUTOMATIC, AUTOMATIC AUTOMATIC, AUTOMATIC ♪

AUTOMATIC, AUTOMATIC AUTOMATIC, AUTOMATIC ♪ ♪ EVERYTHING IS NOT FOR SALE

AUTOMATIC, AUTOMATIC ♪ ♪ EVERYTHING IS NOT FOR SALE EVERYBODY PAYS A PRICE

♪ EVERYTHING IS NOT FOR SALE EVERYBODY PAYS A PRICE YIKES ♪

EVERYBODY PAYS A PRICE YIKES ♪ ♪

YIKES ♪ ♪ CHAUS CHAUS

♪ CHAUS CHAUS >>> WHAT ARE THE MIDTERMS?

CHAUS CHAUS >>> WHAT ARE THE MIDTERMS? >> I DON'T KNOW.

>>> WHAT ARE THE MIDTERMS? >> I DON'T KNOW. I'M NOT SURE AT ALL.

>> I DON'T KNOW. I'M NOT SURE AT ALL. >> HEY, GUYS.

I'M NOT SURE AT ALL. >> HEY, GUYS. >> MOLLY!

>> HEY, GUYS. >> MOLLY! >> DO YOU GUYS KNOW ANYTHING

>> MOLLY! >> DO YOU GUYS KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT POLITICS?

>> DO YOU GUYS KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT POLITICS? >> WHY?

ABOUT POLITICS? >> WHY? YOU NEED HELP WRITING A SKETCH?

>> WHY? YOU NEED HELP WRITING A SKETCH? >> NO.

YOU NEED HELP WRITING A SKETCH? >> NO. SOMETHING VERY BAD HAS HAPPENED.

>> NO. SOMETHING VERY BAD HAS HAPPENED. >> YOUR NEW ATTORNEY GENERAL OF

SOMETHING VERY BAD HAS HAPPENED. >> YOUR NEW ATTORNEY GENERAL OF OHIO IS NEWCOMER, MOLLY KEARNEY.

>> YOUR NEW ATTORNEY GENERAL OF OHIO IS NEWCOMER, MOLLY KEARNEY. >> WHAT THE HELL?

OHIO IS NEWCOMER, MOLLY KEARNEY. >> WHAT THE HELL? >> OH, NO.

>> WHAT THE HELL? >> OH, NO. >> OH, GOD.

>> OH, NO. >> OH, GOD. >> I DON'T WANT TO BE ETERNAL

>> OH, GOD. >> I DON'T WANT TO BE ETERNAL GENERAL.

>> I DON'T WANT TO BE ETERNAL GENERAL. >> HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?

GENERAL. >> HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? >> FOR A LOOK AT HOW IT ALL

>> HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? >> FOR A LOOK AT HOW IT ALL STARTED, WE GO TO OUR POLITICAL

>> FOR A LOOK AT HOW IT ALL STARTED, WE GO TO OUR POLITICAL CORRESPONDENT STEVE KORNAKI.

STARTED, WE GO TO OUR POLITICAL CORRESPONDENT STEVE KORNAKI. >> FROM WHAT WE CAN TELL, IT ALL

CORRESPONDENT STEVE KORNAKI. >> FROM WHAT WE CAN TELL, IT ALL BEGAN WITH A VIRAL TWEET.

>> FROM WHAT WE CAN TELL, IT ALL BEGAN WITH A VIRAL TWEET. I WOULD MAKE A GOOD OHIO TERN

BEGAN WITH A VIRAL TWEET. I WOULD MAKE A GOOD OHIO TERN GENERAL, LMAO, HASHTAG, IN MY

I WOULD MAKE A GOOD OHIO TERN GENERAL, LMAO, HASHTAG, IN MY FEELINGS.

GENERAL, LMAO, HASHTAG, IN MY FEELINGS. THIS IS AN UNPRECEDENTED WIN FOR

FEELINGS. THIS IS AN UNPRECEDENTED WIN FOR THE SNL BACKGROUND EXTRA.

THIS IS AN UNPRECEDENTED WIN FOR THE SNL BACKGROUND EXTRA. >> COME ON, MAN.

THE SNL BACKGROUND EXTRA. >> COME ON, MAN. I'M ON THE CAST.

>> COME ON, MAN. I'M ON THE CAST. >> DON'T YOU HAVE TO BE A LAWYER

I'M ON THE CAST. >> DON'T YOU HAVE TO BE A LAWYER TO DO THIS?

>> DON'T YOU HAVE TO BE A LAWYER TO DO THIS? HAVE YOU PASSED THE BAR?

TO DO THIS? HAVE YOU PASSED THE BAR? >> I DON'T PASS THE BAR.

HAVE YOU PASSED THE BAR? >> I DON'T PASS THE BAR. I GO IN.

>> I DON'T PASS THE BAR. I GO IN. >> THIS IS ALL GOING TO BE OKAY.

I GO IN. >> THIS IS ALL GOING TO BE OKAY. WE HAVE TIME TO FIGURE IT OUT.

>> THIS IS ALL GOING TO BE OKAY. WE HAVE TIME TO FIGURE IT OUT. >> WE'LL BE HEARING HER BIG

WE HAVE TIME TO FIGURE IT OUT. >> WE'LL BE HEARING HER BIG SPEECH IN 20 MINUTES.

>> WE'LL BE HEARING HER BIG SPEECH IN 20 MINUTES. >> 20 MINUTES?

SPEECH IN 20 MINUTES. >> 20 MINUTES? I THINK I KNOW WHAT WE HAVE TO

>> 20 MINUTES? I THINK I KNOW WHAT WE HAVE TO DO.

I THINK I KNOW WHAT WE HAVE TO DO. THIS ELECTION IS A FRAUD!

DO. THIS ELECTION IS A FRAUD! >> WE CAN HELP YOU.

THIS ELECTION IS A FRAUD! >> WE CAN HELP YOU. >> REALLY?

>> WE CAN HELP YOU. >> REALLY? >> YEAH.

>> REALLY? >> YEAH. WE'LL BE YOUR CHIEF OF STAFF.

>> YEAH. WE'LL BE YOUR CHIEF OF STAFF. FIRST THINGS FIRST, YOU HAVE TO

WE'LL BE YOUR CHIEF OF STAFF. FIRST THINGS FIRST, YOU HAVE TO GET A NEW LOOK.

FIRST THINGS FIRST, YOU HAVE TO GET A NEW LOOK. >> I LIKE MY LOOK.

GET A NEW LOOK. >> I LIKE MY LOOK. >> YOU LOOK LIKE A LITTLE LEAGUE

>> I LIKE MY LOOK. >> YOU LOOK LIKE A LITTLE LEAGUE UMPIRE.

>> YOU LOOK LIKE A LITTLE LEAGUE UMPIRE. >> ARE PEOPLE GOING TO LIKE

UMPIRE. >> ARE PEOPLE GOING TO LIKE THIS?

>> ARE PEOPLE GOING TO LIKE THIS? I LOOK LIKE LEGO GUY.

THIS? I LOOK LIKE LEGO GUY. >> AND WE GOT YOU A CAMERA READY

I LOOK LIKE LEGO GUY. >> AND WE GOT YOU A CAMERA READY CHRISTIAN FAMILY.

>> AND WE GOT YOU A CAMERA READY CHRISTIAN FAMILY. >> WE'RE SO PROUD OF YOU, HONEY.

CHRISTIAN FAMILY. >> WE'RE SO PROUD OF YOU, HONEY. >> WELL, HELLO, MRS. KEARNEY.

>> WE'RE SO PROUD OF YOU, HONEY. >> WELL, HELLO, MRS. KEARNEY. >> MOLLY, YOU'RE GOING TO WANT

>> WELL, HELLO, MRS. KEARNEY. >> MOLLY, YOU'RE GOING TO WANT TO SEE THIS.

>> MOLLY, YOU'RE GOING TO WANT TO SEE THIS. >> IS THIS REALLY WHO OHIO

TO SEE THIS. >> IS THIS REALLY WHO OHIO DESERVES?

>> IS THIS REALLY WHO OHIO DESERVES? >> BROTHER, I DON'T PASS THE

DESERVES? >> BROTHER, I DON'T PASS THE BAR.

>> BROTHER, I DON'T PASS THE BAR. I ONLY GO IN.

BAR. I ONLY GO IN. >> ALCOHOLIC AND NEARLY

I ONLY GO IN. >> ALCOHOLIC AND NEARLY 40-YEAR-OLD SNL STAGE HAND.

>> ALCOHOLIC AND NEARLY 40-YEAR-OLD SNL STAGE HAND. >> I'M ON THE CAST!

40-YEAR-OLD SNL STAGE HAND. >> I'M ON THE CAST! >> WE'RE FIVE MINUTES AWAY NOW

>> I'M ON THE CAST! >> WE'RE FIVE MINUTES AWAY NOW FROM THE BIG SPEECH.

>> WE'RE FIVE MINUTES AWAY NOW FROM THE BIG SPEECH. ACCORDING TO OHIO LAW, IF THAT

FROM THE BIG SPEECH. ACCORDING TO OHIO LAW, IF THAT SPEECH IS BAD, MOLLY WILL BE

ACCORDING TO OHIO LAW, IF THAT SPEECH IS BAD, MOLLY WILL BE SENT TO JAIL.

SPEECH IS BAD, MOLLY WILL BE SENT TO JAIL. >> JAIL?

SENT TO JAIL. >> JAIL? >> I'M GOING TO THROW UP.

>> JAIL? >> I'M GOING TO THROW UP. >> WE NEED A PLATFORM.

>> I'M GOING TO THROW UP. >> WE NEED A PLATFORM. WHAT'S SOMETHING YOU BELIEVE IN?

>> WE NEED A PLATFORM. WHAT'S SOMETHING YOU BELIEVE IN? WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE DEALT

WHAT'S SOMETHING YOU BELIEVE IN? WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE DEALT PENALTY?

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE DEALT PENALTY? >> IT'S A GOOD TITLE FOR A

PENALTY? >> IT'S A GOOD TITLE FOR A MOVIE.

>> IT'S A GOOD TITLE FOR A MOVIE. >> WE NEED ONE GOOD POLICY.

MOVIE. >> WE NEED ONE GOOD POLICY. >> EVERY DAY IS CHRISTMAS.

>> WE NEED ONE GOOD POLICY. >> EVERY DAY IS CHRISTMAS. >> THAT WOULD NEVER WORK YOU

>> EVERY DAY IS CHRISTMAS. >> THAT WOULD NEVER WORK YOU DUMB SON OF A BITCH.

>> THAT WOULD NEVER WORK YOU DUMB SON OF A BITCH. >> LUCAS, OUT!

DUMB SON OF A BITCH. >> LUCAS, OUT! NOW!

>> LUCAS, OUT! NOW! >> SECURITY.

NOW! >> SECURITY. >> IT'S TIME FOR MOLLY'S SPEECH.

>> SECURITY. >> IT'S TIME FOR MOLLY'S SPEECH. >> I'M HERE.

>> IT'S TIME FOR MOLLY'S SPEECH. >> I'M HERE. >> I'M'S UP, MOLLY.

>> I'M HERE. >> I'M'S UP, MOLLY. AMERICA'S WATCHING.

>> I'M'S UP, MOLLY. AMERICA'S WATCHING. >> YOU GOT IT.

AMERICA'S WATCHING. >> YOU GOT IT. >> WELL, I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT

>> YOU GOT IT. >> WELL, I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT I MAY NOT HAVE A LOT OF GREED,

>> WELL, I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT I MAY NOT HAVE A LOT OF GREED, BUT WHAT I DO HAVE IS A REAL BIG

I MAY NOT HAVE A LOT OF GREED, BUT WHAT I DO HAVE IS A REAL BIG HEART.

BUT WHAT I DO HAVE IS A REAL BIG HEART. OHIO, LET'S DO THIS THING.

HEART. OHIO, LET'S DO THIS THING. >> MOLLY WENT ON TO BE THE WORST

OHIO, LET'S DO THIS THING. >> MOLLY WENT ON TO BE THE WORST ATTORNEY GENERAL OHIO EVERY SAW,

>> MOLLY WENT ON TO BE THE WORST ATTORNEY GENERAL OHIO EVERY SAW, AND SHE W

ATTORNEY GENERAL OHIO EVERY SAW, AND SHE W >>> I WOULD LIKE TO THANK BLACK

AND SHE W >>> I WOULD LIKE TO THANK BLACK STAR.

>>> I WOULD LIKE TO THANK BLACK STAR. I WOULD LIKE TO THANK --

STAR. I WOULD LIKE TO THANK -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

I WOULD LIKE TO THANK -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] I WOULD LIKE TO THANK MAD LIB.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] I WOULD LIKE TO THANK MAD LIB. I WOULD LIKE TO THANK DARNELL

I WOULD LIKE TO THANK MAD LIB. I WOULD LIKE TO THANK DARNELL ROLLENS.

I WOULD LIKE TO THANK DARNELL ROLLENS. I WOULD LIKE TO THANK ICE-T.

ROLLENS. I WOULD LIKE TO THANK ICE-T. I COULDN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH, AND

I WOULD LIKE TO THANK ICE-T. I COULDN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH, AND I GOT TO SAY REST IN PEACE TO

I COULDN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH, AND I GOT TO SAY REST IN PEACE TO OUR BROTHER.

I GOT TO SAY REST IN PEACE TO OUR BROTHER. WE WILL FOREVER REMEMBER YOU,

OUR BROTHER. WE WILL FOREVER REMEMBER YOU, AND MAY YOU REST IN POWER.

WE WILL FOREVER REMEMBER YOU, AND MAY YOU REST IN POWER. EVERYBODY, I'LL SEE YOU NEXT

AND MAY YOU REST IN POWER. EVERYBODY, I'LL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK.

EVERYBODY, I'LL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK. GOOD NIGHT.