Original subtitles

All right, ladies, if you will turn to Ecclesiastes 4.9.

Two are better than one, because they have a good return for their labor.

If either of them falls down, one can help the other up.

But pity anyone who falls and has no one to help them up.

Also, if two lie down together, they will keep warm.

But how can one keep warm alone?

Now, girls, what does this mean?

Yes, sweetie?

It means that there are no stronger union than that of a man or woman.

That's right.

It's about marriage.

And what stronger bond is there between two

people fighting the problems that they have?

What do you think, Celeste and Tina?

I thought it was cute, yeah, but not as cute as you are.

Celeste and Tina!

Come on, not everything has to be about...

Sorry, I got to take that.

Hello?

This is so boring.

Then why do you come?

Because my dad makes me come here.

God, I could be somewhere cool right now, but instead I'm

stuck here with the weirdo who has a crush on her stepdad.

Why, I do not!

You're such a daddy's girl.

It's so obvious.

I don't blame you, though.

He is kind of hot.

Fine, alright.

I have a little bit of a crush on my dad.

Happy?

I don't want to find something out.

Find what out?

If he lets you, too, dummy!

Come on, why don't we get you sexied up over at the kitchen table?

Just trust me.

Okay.

So, I have an idea, but you have to trust me.

Can you do that?

I guess.

So, we're just going to tease your dad a little bit.

I know, nothing crazy.

We're just going to see how he reacts.

That's all.

We're just going to tease him.

Kind of get you a little sexied up.

Just, you know, see, you know, based on his reaction, if he likes you.

I mean, I guess I do want to find out if he likes me.

That a girl.

But we have a lot of work to do here.

I'm going to loosen some of these buttons.

Okay.

You trust me?

I guess.

We have to find out if he likes you.

You're right.

Stand up.

Oh, we've got to fix this, girl.

No.

We're just going to do some little alterations.

Okay.

Trust me?

I guess.

It's going to be so worth it.

Okay.

There we go.

Okay.

Oh, my.

Oh, my.

Oh, my goodness.

There we go.

Oh, it's for good cause.

Oh, my gosh.

Much better.

All right.

Why don't you just sit up here?

Okay.

Like this.

Okay.

Yeah.

All right.

Okay.

Okay.

Sorry, girls.

That took so long.

It was a work call.

Hi, Daddy.

Celestina, would you please quit recording?

May I speak with you?

Follow me.

What the hell is wrong with you?

Why do you look like one of those secular girls out there?

You are better than this.

I just wanted you to like me, Daddy.

Well, I do like you, sweetie.

It's just...

You're so tempting.

And I...

It's like I'm just going to have to give you a little spanking.

Why?

Cause you've been a bad girl.

I don't understand.

Oh, gosh.

Oh, my gosh.

Really?

You have to do this?

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, Daddy.

Oh, my gosh.

That just feels so good when you do that, Daddy.

Oh, Daddy.

Come here.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, why do you have to do that?

It's because you've been a bad girl.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, Daddy.

Do you like me, Daddy?

Of course I do.

This is why I've got to punish you.

Daddy.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my gosh.

See,

look what you did.

You looked really pretty and you made Daddy have bad thoughts.

And now...

Do you know what this is?

A penis?

That's right.

And only a wife is supposed to take care of it.

And when it gets hard like this, she's supposed to handle it.

Um, I can take care of it, Daddy.

Okay, just don't tell anyone.

Okay, Daddy.

Shit.

Well, I have everything on video.

What do you think the congregation is going to think when they see the Bible

studies captain fooling around with his precious little daughter?

What do you want?

Oh, we can keep it our little secret.

It's just like...

Ecclesiastes.

Two is good, but what about three?

Okay.

Just got to delete that off your phone.

Oh.

You have to delete that, okay?

Okay.

Okay.

Oh, yeah.

This is going to happen.

I'm going to lay down under this bed, and then

you two are going to do whatever you want.

Oh, yeah?

Okay, okay.

Okay.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, I feel so good.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Okay.

Be a good girl.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, just like that.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yes, Daddy.

Oh, my God.

This is so good.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, fuck.

Yes, Daddy.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes.

Yes, yes.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

That's so good.

Oh, yes.

Oh, just like that.

Oh, my God.

So, Steven, do you want to take a ride?

Yes, please.

Why don't you help guide it in for her?

Yeah?

Oh, yes.

Oh, my goodness.

Yeah, just like that.

Oh, just like that.

Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, you're right there.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, you were just like that.

Oh, yes.

Just like that.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

Just like that.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, yes, please.

Oh.

Yeah.

Yes.

Yes, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Yes, yes.

Oh, yeah.

Yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, God, it's got to be so good.

Yes.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, it's fucking good.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, just like that.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my fucking God.

Yes.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes.

Yeah.

Yes, please.

Oh, yes, please.

Oh, yes, baby.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my goodness.

Yes.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yes.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh.

It tastes good.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God.

Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

Oh yeah!

Oh yes!

Oh yeah!

Yes!

Oh yeah!

Just like that!

Oh my god!

Oh yeah!

Yes!

Oh my goodness!

Yes!

Oh yes!

Oh yeah!

Yes, just like that, oh my god, oh yes, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god,

yes, oh my god, oh my god, yes, yes, yes.

It was just like that, oh my god, oh yeah, yes.

Oh my god, Oh, my God.

Oh, yes, yes.

Oh, yes, I feel so good.

Oh, you feel good?

Yes.

Oh, yes, just like that.

Oh, yeah, because it's just like that.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, I'm crying.

Come over here.

Oh, yes, but I thought you were going to read it.

I

love you, but I don't want you to leave me.

I love you.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Yes, yes.

You're such a good little computer.

You're such a good girl.

Yes, you are.

You're such a good little computer.

You're such a good little computer.

Oh, my God.

You're such a good little computer.

You're such a good little computer.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

You're fine.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh my goodness.

Oh my goodness.

Oh my goodness.

Oh, it feels so good.

Can we jump on this thing?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Oh my God.

Oh, yes.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yes.

Just like that.

Fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Just like that, please.

Oh my God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, right there.

Yeah.

Oh, shit.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, shit.

Yes, please.

Oh, yes, daddy.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yes.

Yeah.

Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Like it tastes awesome.

Alright, Celestina, get up here.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

It's your turn to write that.

Fuck, yeah.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Just like that.

Yeah, just like that.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, just learning.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Take that.

Oh, yes.

Oh, just like that.

Oh, that's hot.

Oh, yeah.

Take this, daddy.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, wow.

Oh, you're so lucky.

Yeah.

Oh, okay.

Oh, just like that.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, oh, wow.

Oh, look at that.

Oh, I'm taking my daddy's card.

So good.

So good.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, just like that.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my... Oh, my gosh.

Yeah.

Yes.

Oh, it's perfect.

Yeah.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh, yes.

Just like that.

Oh, that card.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, wow.

Oh, wow.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, There you go.

Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Come here.

Lay down right here.

Right there.

Come here.

You can come right over here.

Right over here.

Back that ass up.

Back that ass up.

Get her out.

Oh, yes, daddy.

Get her out.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes, daddy.

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, yes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yes, right there, right there.

Oh, yes.

Yes, just like that.

Just like that.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, please.

Oh, please.

Oh, please.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, oh, oh.

Yes.

Oh, shit.

Yes, just like that.

Oh, yes.

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh, yes.

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh, yes.

Come here.

Come jump on.

You stay right there.

Yeah.

Jump on right there.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Scoot up this way.

Yeah.

Get down there.

Yeah.

Oh.

Just like that.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, oh, oh.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

Yes, please.

Yes, please.

Oh, yes, please.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah.

You can do that.

Oh.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

Oh, yes.

You just like that.

Oh.

Yes.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, yes.

Oh, just like that.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

I feel so fucking good.

I feel so good.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yes, just like that.

Oh, my God.

Okay, girls, you know what we do before we go to bed every night?

What?

You know we pray, right?

Yeah.

All right, come here.

Okay.

Come here.

All right, get on your knees.

Okay.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

That cotton.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Your dad's so fucking hot.

Yeah.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, my goodness.

Give it to his daddy.

Oh, please, daddy.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

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