All language subtitles for Big.Love.S05E07.Til.Death.do.Us.Part.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DD+5.1.x264-AJP69_track3_[eng]

( theme music playing )

* HOME,
IS THIS MY HOME? *

* BEEN STARTING OVER

* BATHE IN THE WATER

* HOME,
IS THIS MY HOME? *

* BEEN STARTING OVER

* BATHE IN THE WATER

* HOME,
IS THIS MY HOME? *

* BEEN STARTING OVER

* BATHE IN THE WATER.

( birds chirping )

- TAG, YOU'RE IT.
- NO, I'M NOT.

I WASN'T READY.

- TAG-BACK.
- OH, THAT'S NOT FAIR.

Nicki:
BOYS, PICK THOSE UP.

BEN, GRAB A PIECE
OF THAT MOLASSES PIE
AND TAKE IT TO DEAN.

DEAN? WE'RE ON
A FIRST-NAME BASIS

WITH A MAN
WHO SITS IN A CAR
AND GUARDS OUR HOUSE.

AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT,
WAKE HIM UP.

HOW WAS CHURCH?

GOOD.
GOOD TURNOUT.

THERE WAS THE FIRST
BABY BLESSING.

( Nell fussing )

I love the Principle.
I was an only child,

and I love that my children
get to grow up

with so many
brothers and sisters

and all of the love and support
of one mother

and another mother
and another mother.

I DON'T SEE ANY CHILDREN
AT YOUR SO-CALLED
CHILDREN'S RALLY.

I SEE YOU.

NICKI, I DON'T CHOOSE
WHAT THE NEWS PEOPLE SHOW.

THEY SHOW WHAT THEY
WANT TO SHOW.

THOSE BANNERS AND T-SHIRTS
TURNED IT INTO

ONE BIG ADVERTISEMENT
FOR YOUR SOUR JUICE COMPANY.

IT'S CALLED
GETTING A SPONSOR, NICKI.
IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME.

I WAS TACKY.
AND DON'T THINK BILL'S NOT
PLENTY UPSET OVER IT.

- HELLO, BILL.
- I GOTTA RUN TO THE STORE.

THERE'S A NEW
WAVE OF PROTESTORS
SWARMING THE LOT.

THAT STATEMENT
FROM THE CHURCH
REALLY SHOOK UP THE HIVE.

HON, BY THE WAY,
YOUR FRONT CURTAINS
WERE OPEN LAST NIGHT.

I WANT THEM KEPT CLOSED
TILL ALL THIS PASSES.

- WHAT'S THIS?
- MARRIAGE LICENSE.

I PUT STICKIES
WHERE YOU NEED TO SIGN.

WE'RE GOOD FOR WEDNESDAY.
JUSTICE OF THE PEACE WILL
PERFORM THE CEREMONY.

LEE'S ALL SET WITH
THE ADOPTION PAPERS.

DO I SIGN IT
AS GRANT OR HENRICKSON?

YOU CAN SIGN
AS EITHER ONE, SWEETHEART.
IT'S YOUR CHOICE.

BUT BARB WOULD
STILL BE--

SHE REMAINS BARB HENRICKSON
UNLESS SHE DECIDES
TO CHANGE IT.

THERE CAN BE
TWO MRS. HENRICKSONS.

I'M ALREADY LIVING
WITH THREE.

BILL, I KNOW IT'S JUST
A PAPER WEDDING

AND WE'RE NOT MAKING
A BIG FUSS ABOUT IT,

BUT I THOUGHT MAYBE
I COULD GET A NEW DRESS

FOR THE CEREMONY,

NOTHING TOO EXPENSIVE.

ALL RIGHT,

BUT WE NEED TO BE SENSITIVE
TO EVERYONE.

THE INK ON THE DIVORCE
IS STILL FRESH.

I DON'T WANT ANYONE
TO THINK WE'RE RUBBING
THEIR NOSE IN IT.

YOU MEAN BARB.

OF COURSE.
I UNDERSTAND, I DO.

HOW ARE THINGS
BETWEEN YOU TWO?

I MEAN YOU SAY
EVERYTHING'S ALL RIGHT,
BUT WE'VE GOT EYES, BILL.

I KNOW THAT.

I JUST FINALIZED A DIVORCE
WITH A WOMAN I LOVE,

AND WE'RE MOVING FORWARD
SLOWLY AND CAREFULLY.

PEOPLE AT CHURCH WERE
ASKING QUESTIONS TODAY--

"WHERE'S BARB?"
IT'S EMBARRASSING, BILL.

WE'RE THERE
AND SHE'S AT HOME
CLIPPING COUPONS?

WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN
IF YOU TWO DON'T
WORK THINGS OUT?

I'LL BE SURE TO LET YOU KNOW
IF AND WHEN THAT HAPPENS.

COMPROMISE ON SOMETHING,
FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.

Greg:
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
IN THERE?

I LIKE THE WAY
THAT YOU SMELL.

EH, MY DAD USES BRUT--

SORT OF A FAMILY THING.

I GOT THIS
BEFORE MY MISSION.

IT'S OLD

LIKE ME.

NOT TOO OLD.

WHERE DID YOU GO
ON YOUR MISSION?

( speaks Estonian )

WHAT WAS THAT?

ESTONIAN.

I SAID, "I LOVE THE SOUND
OF YOUR VOICE."

I TOLD NICKI
THAT I HAD A STUDY GROUP
AT THE LIBRARY.

WE SHOULD STICK
TO THE GROUND RULES--

ACTUAL STUDY DAYS ONLY.

THE GROUND RULES SUCK--

STINK. SORRY.

I WANT TO SEE YOU MORE.

WHAT IF I WENT TO THAT SHOW
WITH YOU TOMORROW?

- YOU MEAN "LES MIS"?
- YEAH.

WITH ME AND MY MOM?
UH, NOT A GOOD IDEA.

NO, I KNOW THAT,

BUT WHAT IF
I BROUGHT SOMEONE?

LIKE WHO?

OF COURSE YOU SHOULD
HAVE A NEW DRESS.

IN FACT, I WOULD LIKE
THAT WEDDING DRESS TO BE
MY GIFT TO YOU--

YOUR "SOMETHING NEW."

REALLY?
THANKS, BARB.

I WANT YOU TO USE
MY PERSONAL CREDIT CARD.

IT HAS A LIMIT OF $750.

OH, I HATE
THIS STUPID THING.

MINE FELL OUT AT THE CHECKOUT
AT ALBERTSONS,

AND THE BAGGER
ALMOST WET HER PANTS.

HERE.

THIS IS
SO GENEROUS, BARB.

THIS MEANS
A GREAT DEAL TO ME.

WHAT IF WE DID
A RECEPTION?

IT'S THREE DAYS
AWAY, NICKI.

A RECEPTION REQUIRES
MONTHS OF PLANNING AND--

AND BESIDES, I DON'T WANT
THE STREET GUMMED UP

WITH HUMMERS
AND DUSTY PICKUP TRUCKS

OR FOR WORD TO GET OUT

AND BE ACCUSED
OF MANIPULATING MARRIAGE

LIKE A GAME
OF THREE-CARD MONTE.

JUST A FEW GUESTS,
NOTHING HUGE.

SO YOU'D INVITE
ALL YOUR CLOSEST FRIENDS?

SOME OF US DON'T NEED
MASS APPROVAL.

HELP ME PEEL
THE POTATOES.

- HAVE YOU ASKED BILL?
- I WANTED TO ASK YOU FIRST.

BILL WANTS US
TO RESPECT YOUR FEELINGS.

OF COURSE I WANT
TO RESPECT THEM TOO--

THE STIGMA THAT DIVORCE
CARRIES IN THE STATE,

THE DISTANCE YOU AND BILL
MUST BE FEELING.

I THINK BARB WANTS US
TO PEEL POTATOES.
FOCUS ON THAT.

WHAT DID BILL
SAY TO YOU EXACTLY?

YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH BILL
IS PRIVATE.

SO IS MINE.

BUT HE IS DEEPLY CONCERNED
ABOUT THE ABILITY
OF THE FAMILY

TO MOVE FORWARD,
IF THAT'S WHAT
YOU'RE ASKING.

AND IF HE ASKS WHAT YOU SAID,
I WOULD ASSUME

I COULD I TELL HIM
YOU SHARE THE SAME CONCERN.

OF COURSE I DO.

HONEY, TELL ME
YOU DIDN'T WALK HOME.

- YOU KNOW THE RULES.
- IT'S ONLY SIX BLOCKS.

SIX BLOCKS OF OPPORTUNITY
FOR SOME CRAZY L.D.S. NUT

TO MAKE GOOD ON THAT FATWA
AGAINST US.

YOUR MOTHER'S
RIGHT, SWEETHEART.
YOU SHOULD HAVE CALLED.

OKAY, WELL,
I WILL NEXT TIME.
PROMISE.

( oven beeps )

YOU CAN CALL ME.

( quietly )
HOW'S GARY?

I WAS STUDYING.

* It's the time

* Of the season

* When love runs high

* In this time

* Give it to me easy

* And let me try...

IS MY NEW BLUE SUIT
UPSTAIRS?

I THOUGHT IT WAS AT NICKI'S,
BUT I CAN'T FIND IT.

IT'S FOR A MEETING
IN THE MORNING.

I DON'T KNOW.
I'LL GO CHECK.
( turns off music )

- OH, IT'S FINE. I CAN.
- IS EVERYTHING OKAY?

IT'S JUST THE LANDLORD
ABOUT THE STORE LEASE.

DID YOU SPEAK TO MARGE

ABOUT HER SHILLING GOJI
AT THE RALLY?

NO, NOT YET.
SHE'S STILL SO PROUD
OF THE EVENT,

I DON'T WANT
TO CRITICIZE HER
IF I DON'T HAVE TO.

BUT I'LL ASK STUART
TO CHECK OUT GOJI AND
MICHAEL SAINTE.

HE'S GONNA DO SOME
POKING AROUND.

DID NICKI
TALK TO YOU?

YES.
I GUESS IT'S FINE

AS LONG AS WE KEEP IT
SMALL, RIGHT?

THE DRESS?

NO, THE RECEPTION.

THERE'S A RECEPTION NOW?

IN THIS ENVIRONMENT?
HOW MANY PEOPLE?

JUST FAMILY
AND A FEW FRIENDS.

IT'S LIKE WHEN YOU AND I
GOT SEALED.

I-- I THINK WE NEED
TO MAKE IT HAPPEN.

YOU'RE REALLY OKAY
WITH THIS?

BILL, WHEREVER
YOU AND I STAND,

NICKI DESERVES
A SPECIAL DAY.

I GUESS
A RECEPTION'S FINE.

This is Adaleen Grant.
Leave a message.

- ( phone beeps )
- MAMA, CALL ME.

I HAVE SOME
VERY SPECIAL NEWS.

DON'T MAKE ME WORRY
ABOUT YOUR SAFETY

MORE THAN I
ALREADY DO.

AND CALL ME
AND AT LEAST LET ME KNOW

HE HASN'T THROWN YOU
IN THAT HOLE AGAIN.

IS EVERYTHING OKAY?

YES.

NO. WHO KNOWS?

I'VE CALLED FOUR TIMES
AND HAVEN'T GOTTEN THROUGH.

DO YOU NEED SOMETHING?

MAYBE TOMORROW ISN'T
THE BEST TIME,

BUT MR. IVEY AND HIS MOM
HAVE TWO EXTRA TICKETS
TO SOMETHING.

TO WHAT?

A PLAY.

WHAT KIND OF PLAY?

IT'S A COMEDY WITH MUSIC
DOWNTOWN.

BUT WHAT IS IT ABOUT?

IT'S ABOUT POOR PEOPLE
FIGHTING THE GOVERNMENT
IN FRANCE.

AND THERE'S SINGING?

MOM, IT'S A MUSICAL.

AND MR. IVEY IS BEING
VERY GENEROUS,

AND I'VE NEVER BEEN
TO A SHOW LIKE THIS.

BUT DID HE ASK ME
TO COME?

YEAH.

THEN WE'LL GO.
I'D LOVE TO.

THERE IS NO MEETING, BILL.
ALBY BOUGHT THE BUILDING.

- ( phone ringing )
- THE FAX CAME IN THIS MORNIN.
HE'S OUR NEW LANDLORD.

THE A.C. BREAKS
DOWN-- WE CALL ALBY.
WATER DAMAGE-- WE GO TO ALBY.

WE GET A GAS LEAK--
WE'LL BE A SMOLDERING HEAP
BEFORE HE GETS A GUY UP HERE.

AND WE STOOD 3'
FROM THAT SMIRKING RAT

WHILE HIS LAWYERS
WERE PROBABLY ALREADY
CLOSING THE DEAL.

Female voice:
We're sorry.
The number you have called

is not in service
at this time.

WHAT'S GOING ON?
NO ONE AT U.E.B. ANSWERS

OR I KEEP GETTING
BUSY SIGNALS.

BILL, HE HAS THE ASSETS
OF THE U.E.B.

HE HAS ACCESS
TO $300 MILLION.

HE'LL CHASE US ALL OVER
THE WASATCH FRONT.

WE GO TO THE U.E.B.
IT MEETS TOMORROW.

ALBY'S MISAPPROPRIATING
FUNDS.

YOU'RE FIGHTING
ON THE WRONG BATTLEFIELD.

YOU CAN'T APPEAL
TO THE U.E.B.

THESE ARE THE MEN
WHO BLINDLY FOLLOWED ROMAN,

WHO BLINDLY FOLLOW ALBY.
THEY'RE LEMMINGS.

- BUT HE IS CLEARLY INSANE.
- FACE REALITY, BILL.

THERE'S A CHURCH-INSPIRED
BOYCOTT.

THOUSANDS OF DEVOUT MORMONS
ARE SHUNNING OUR STORES
LIKE A LEPER COLONY.

WE NEED TO CASH OUT
WHILE WE STILL CAN.

I'M NOT CASHING OUT.

WE ARE NOT RETREATING
AN INCH, DON.

THE U.E.B. HAS
THE POWER TO STOP HIM,

SO WE GO TO THE U.E.B.

Female voice:
We're sorry.
The number you have called

is not in service
at this time.

( phone dialing )

( phone clatters )

Every one of these
little circles...

Frank:
THEY JUST GIVE YOU
TWO WET NAPS.

WHAT AM I GONNA DO
WITH TWO WET NAPS?

Man on TV:
...weeks, months, years.

And eventually
it ends up on my show.

Now the U.K. spends
around $240 million a year

cleaning the gunk
from the streets.

It doesn't disappear
by itself.

- ( loud thud, cat screeching )
- ( Frank groans )

It could take
up to five years...

LOIS.

( groaning )
LOIS.

CALL AN AMBULANCE.

YOU GOTTA CALL
AN AMBULANCE.

I CAN'T GET UP.

LOIS.

LOIS!

A water-soluble...

LOIS!

In the United States
it was developed...

HOW'S IT GOING SO FAR?

Nicki:
OH, JUST A SECOND.

FIRST IMPRESSIONS?

MARGE, IT'S WHITE.

( whispers )
IT'S WHITE.

DO YOU NEED A HAND?

DO I LOOK ALL RIGHT?

SAY SOMETHING.

WOW.

REALLY?

WOW, THAT'S THE ONE.

ISN'T MAMA NICKI
BEAUTIFUL?

BARB HAS TO SEE THIS.
DON'T CHANGE.

SO HOW'S IT DOWN
IN COUGAR TOWN?

I LOVE B.Y.U.

I SOLVED THAT THING
WITH MY DORMMATE.

SHE PUTS IT ON
EVERY DAY NOW.
SMELLS A LOT BETTER.

GOOD. WELL,
YOU DID HER A FAVOR.

NO ONE WANTS TO DATE
A SMELLY FLOWER.

HOW'S YOUR
MISSIONARY DOING?

THAT'S ACTUALLY WHAT I WANTED
TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT, BISHOP.

I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO DO,

AND I'VE ALREADY
PRAYED ABOUT IT.

I JUST--

I REALLY LIKE HIM,

AND WE WRITE, LIKE,
TWICE A WEEK.

BUT YOU'VE MET ANOTHER BOY.

I NEVER EXPECTED
TO GET SERIOUS

ABOUT THIS BOY
OR HIS FAMILY.

HEATHER, THIS IS
A COMMON DILEMMA

FOR YOUNG WOMEN TO FACE

WHEN THEIR MISSIONARIES
ARE AWAY-- STAYING TRUE.

THEY'RE POLYGAMISTS.

SISTER TUTTLE,

YOU AND I BOTH KNOW
WHAT YOU BELIEVE,

WHAT OUR CHURCH BELIEVES
ABOUT POLYGAMY.

HIS PARENTS
ARE POLYGAMISTS,

BUT HE'S STILL TRYING
TO FIGURE OUT WHAT HE IS.

AND I WANT TO HELP HIM.

BUT SOMETHING HAPPENED.

I OVERHEARD IT,

AND THERE'S NO ONE

FOR ME TO TALK TO ABOUT IT,
NOT EVEN HIM.

THEY'RE A GOOD FAMILY,
BISHOP.

THEY DON'T DESERVE
TO BE SINGLED OUT

OR SHUNNED
BY THE ENTIRE CITY.

PERHAPS YOU'D FEEL BETTER
IF YOU UNBURDENED YOURSELF.

* It feels so good,
it must be bad for me *

* It feels so good, it must
be bad for me *

* Let's do it,
let's do it again *

* You look so right,
you must be wrong for me *

* You look so right, you must
be wrong for me *

* You look so right,
you must be wrong for me... *

SHE'S BEEN SO GOOD
SINCE YOU'VE STARTED
COMING BY.

I THINK SHE KNOWS THERE'S
A MAN IN THE HOUSE AGAIN.

AREN'T YOU FREEZING?

( turns off music )

I CAN BRING SOME
BIGGER BLANKETS.

YOU'RE REALLY
NICE TO ME, BEN.

WHO LIVES HERE
WITH YOU?

CRYSTAL

AND HER FRIEND JEFF.

YOU NEED SOME ADULT FOOD.

IT'S NOT THAT BAD.

THE CARROTS ARE GOOD.

YOU NEED FOOD.
WHERE'S YOUR HUSBAND?

HE SHOULD BE
TAKING CARE OF YOU.

HE IS.

HE'LL BE BACK SOON.

AND WHEN WE HAVE
OUR HOUSE IN HENDERSON

HE'S GOING TO BUILD ME
A RECORDING STUDIO
IN THE BASEMENT.

HE'S GOING TO BE
MY MANAGER.

BILL JUST CALLED.
HE'S A BLOCK AWAY.
WHAT'S GOING ON?

- WE LOST HOME PLUS.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

- THEY BOUGHT THE BUILDING,
NOT THE STORE.
- WHO DID? THE CHURCH?

NO, ALBY.
ALBY OWNS HOME PLUS NOW.

- HE OWNS THE PROPERTY.
- OH, BARB, WHAT'S
THE DIFFERENCE?

- WAIT, BOTH STORES?
- I DON'T KNOW.

THIS IS CRAZY.
WE CAN'T LOSE HOME PLUS.

HOME PLUS IS BILL.
BILL IS HOME PLUS.

- HOME PLUS IS US.
- ( door opens and closes )

BILL, I'VE BEEN
TRYING TO CALL ANYONE
ON JUNIPER CREEK

AND JUST GET
DISCONNECTED NUMBERS.

ARE YOU CLOSING
THE STORES?

WE SHOULD BURN IT DOWN,
COLLECT THE INSURANCE
AND GIVE HIM ASHES.

WE'RE NOT COMMITTING ARSON.
CAN YOU AT LEAST GET THROUGH
TO YOUR MOTHER?

NO, I TRIED HER.
EVIE SAID THE PLACE
IS ON LOCKDOWN.

ALL RIGHT, HE'S FINALLY
MADE HIS MOVE

AND OVERPLAYED HIS HAND.
THERE ARE WAYS TO BEAT HIM.

WELL, LIKE WHAT?
WHAT CAN YOU DO?

I'M GOING DOWN THERE TO SEE.
BUT IT'S JUST ONE STORE.

SO IF WE HAVE TO MOVE
EVERY NAIL AND SCREW

BY WHEELBARROW INTO
ANOTHER BUILDING

AND LEAVE HIM HOLDING
THE MORTGAGE

ON AN EMPTY WAREHOUSE--
FINE BY ME.

I WANT TO TALK
ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE
MUCH MORE IMPORTANT.

I WANT TO TALK
ABOUT US.

WE'RE HAVING A WEDDING
THIS WEEK

AND, WELL,
I WANT IT TO BE

MORE THAN JUST
A SWAPPING OF SIGNATURES
ON A PIECE OF PAPER.

CEREMONIES ARE IMPORTANT
FOR THE LIFT OF A FAMILY,

AND THIS WEDDING
GIVES US THE OPPORTUNITY

TO RECOMMIT TO OUR
ETERNAL MARRIAGE.

OKAY, WHAT ARE YOU
PROPOSING?

A RESEALING--
ALL OF US--

AT THE WEDDING,
A RECOMMITMENT,

A REMINDER THAT DESPITE
OUR DIFFERENCES,

WE CAN COME TOGETHER
TO REAFFIRM OUR UNBREAKABLE
BONDS.

SORRY, NO WAY.

NICKI, I UNDERSTAND
YOU WANT A SPECIAL DAY,

BUT WE NEED TO THINK
OF EVERYONE.

ALL I DO IS
THINK OF EVERYONE.

BARB HAD A SPECIAL DAY
ALL TO HERSELF.
I WANT ONE TOO.

A RESEALING ISN'T
GOING TO MAKE YOUR DAY
ANY LESS SPECIAL.

IN FACT IT'S GONNA
MAKE IT MORE SPECIAL.

OH, BALONEY.

FINE.

SO WE WON'T DO IT
AT THE WEDDING.

WE'LL DO THE WEDDING
WEDNESDAY

AND THE RESEALING
THIS WEEKEND.

I VOTE YES.

I MEAN IF IT'LL
BRING US TOGETHER--
YES, ABSOLUTELY.

BARB?

I DON'T KNOW.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

I MEAN I JUST DON'T KNOW
IF I CAN GO THROUGH

WITH A RESEALING
ON WEDNESDAY OR
THIS WEEKEND.

I THOUGHT THIS WAS A WAY
TO VALIDATE OUR ONENESS

WITHOUT ASKING ANYONE
TO COMPROMISE THEIR BELIEFS.

I APPRECIATE THAT,
I DO,

BUT I DON'T THINK
I CAN JUST GET RESEALED

UNTIL WE WORK OUT
OUR ISSUES, BILL.

AND THIS DOESN'T HAVE
TO BE A BIG DEAL.

IT REALLY DOESN'T.

I'M GONNA GO SALT
THE BACK PATIO.

I THOUGHT
YOU'D WANT IT.

I WANT IT.

WE NEED TO FIND
A NEW FOOTING.

BILL, YOU AND I
ARE ALREADY SEALED.

NO MATTER WHAT THE CHURCH
OR MY MOTHER SAYS,

I BELIEVE
IN THAT SEALING.

WE'RE DANGLING
OVER AN ABYSS, BARB.

I'VE BEEN WORKING
ON A WAY

FOR ME TO PARTICIPATE
IN THE WEDDING.

THERE'S SOMETHING CALLED
THE UNIVERSAL LIFE CHURCH.

- THE UNIVERSAL WHAT?
- JUST LISTEN.

IT'S-- IT'S--
IT'S ONLINE.

IT'S NONDENOMINATIONAL.

CLICK A FEW BOXES,
WAIT FIVE TO SEVEN
BUSINESS DAYS,

AND THEY SEND
YOU A CERTIFICATE--
YOU'RE A MINISTER.

SO I THOUGHT I'D OFFICIATE
THE WEDDING.

YOU'RE JOKING.

TELL ME YOU'RE JOKING.

WE DON'T WANT ANY OF THIS
PUBLIC, RIGHT?

I OFFICIATE--
WE DO THE WEDDING
AT NICKI'S HOUSE.

OR WE DO
THE COUNTY CLERK'S OFFICE--

SOME NOSY SECRETARY
RECOGNIZES US,

MAKES A CALL
TO CHANNEL 6.

I JUST HUNG A PLAQUE
OUTSIDE A CHURCH

I WORKED HARD
TO BUILD AND PROTECT.

- I KNOW.
- NO, YOU DON'T KNOW.

A CHURCH MEANS SOMETHING.
IT STANDS FOR SOMETHING.

THIS MAY BE
A PAPER WEDDING,

BUT YOU DON'T JUST GO
JOIN A PAPER CHURCH.

WHY WOULD YOU
DO THIS ANYWAY?

IT WOULDN'T CHANGE
ONE THING

ABOUT OUR DISAGREEMENT
OVER THE PRIESTHOOD.

IT'S NOT ABOUT THAT.

IT'S A STATEMENT
OF MY INVESTMENT

IN THIS MARRIAGE
AND THIS FAMILY.

THIS IS ABOUT ME
BEING THERE

WITH YOU AND NICKI
ON A VERY SPECIAL DAY.

YOU AND I OBVIOUSLY
HAVE DIFFERENT VIEWS

ON WHAT WOULD MAKE IT
A SPECIAL DAY.

THANKS FOR ALL
THE GROCERIES, BEN.

THIS MUST BE AT LEAST
$100 WORTH OF FOOD.

DID YOU BRING
A CAN OPENER?

YOU DON'T HAVE
A CAN OPENER?

DON'T WORRY.
I'LL GRAB ONE FROM WORK.

LOTTIE EATS
A LOT OF TUNA.

I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD
WORK AT THAT PLACE, RHONDA.

I THINK YOU CAN DO
A LOT BETTER.

I'M A GOOD SINGER
AND I'M A GOOD DANCER.

AND I KNOW IT.
AND I LIKE DOING IT.

BUT IT'S NOT A NICE PLACE.
IT'S REALLY SKEEZY.

WHAT KIND OF FUTURE
IS THAT?

LOOK, I ONLY WORK PLACES
WITH A 3' RULE.

I DON'T LET MEN TOUCH ME,

IF THAT'S WHAT
YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT.

I'M NOT A TRAMP.

AND NO ONE TAKES
ADVANTAGE OF ME.

RHONDA, WE CAN'T DO
WHAT WE DID AGAIN.

I CAN STILL COME BY.

I CAN STILL
BRING YOU THINGS,

BUT AS A FRIEND.

ARE YOU OKAY WITH THAT?

THANKS FOR HELPING ME.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

THIS IS SO EXCITING--

A MUSICAL
WITH AN INTERMISSION.

YOU LOOK NICE, MAMA.

YOUR TEACHER CERTAINLY
HAS A CRUSH.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

I'M NOT BLIND.

I SEE THE WAY
HE GLANCES AT ME

WHEN I PICK YOU UP.

MAYBE I SHOULD INVITE HIM
TO THE WEDDING.

HIS HEAD WOULD
PROBABLY EXPLODE.

I'M SO SORRY.
WAS PARKING A NIGHTMARE?

NO, WE FOUND A SPOT

TWO BLOCKS DOWN
AT THE SINCLAIR STATION.

THIS IS FOR YOU.

THANK YOU.

YOU MADE IT.

MAMA, THIS IS
MR. IVEY'S MOM.

- CALL ME DENISE.
- NICOLETTE.

NICOLETTE, SO NICE
TO MEET YOU.

AND, CARA LYNN, YOU LOOK
SO PRETTY TONIGHT.

( melodic bell rings )

I'M SORRY
TO RUSH EVERYONE.

WE SHOULD FIND
OUR SEATS, SO...

AREN'T YOU GONNA
TAKE OUR COATS?

OF COURSE.

THANK YOU.

YOU'RE WELCOME,
NICOLETTE.

OH, AND THANK YOU

FOR RECOMMENDING CARA LYNN
FOR THE SUMMER MATH CAMP.

YOU KNOW, WE'RE HAVING
A GET-TOGETHER AT OUR HOUSE

THIS WEDNESDAY--
FRIENDS AND FAMILY.

YOU SHOULD COME.

BRING A DATE
OR YOUR MOTHER.

OR A DATE.

LOVE YOU TOO, MOM.

UH, I'LL SEE YOU INSIDE.

( melodic bell rings )

THANK YOU.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

Usher:
ENJOY THE SHOW.

MICHAEL SAINTE DID A CONCERT
IN SAINT PETERSBURG.

RUSSIA.

- ( women chuckle ) OH.
- WE'RE CROSSING BORDERS.

IF EVER
A PLACE NEEDED

ENTREPRENEURSHIP
FOR THE COMMON MAN...

I HAVE DVDs TO PASS AROUND.

( women chuckling )

HE SINGS
"DON'T CRY FOR ME, ARGENTINA"

TO OVER 30,000 PEOPLE
IN RED SQUARE.

PAM.

ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO AROUND
AND REPORT OUR NUMBERS
FOR THE WEEK.

AND DON'T FEEL BAD
IF THEY'RE LOW.

EVERYONE HAS SLUMPS.
LET'S START WITH YOU, BETH.

I MOVED 24 UNITS AND
INCREASED MY DOWNLINE
BY THREE.

- ( applause )
- EXCELLENT.

MINNIE?

32 UNITS
AND AN INCREASE OF FIVE.

OH, THIS IS WONDERFUL.

CARL, HI.
WHAT'S GOING ON?

WE'RE ALMOST DONE HERE.

PAM, WE TALKED
ABOUT THIS.

CARL, PLEASE.

WE'RE LEAVING NOW.

PAM?

I'LL TALK TO YOU
LATER, MARGIE.

( whispers )
HE CAN'T MAKE YOU GO.

KINDLY STAY OUT
OF OUR BUSINESS.

SHE CAN MAKE HER OWN
CHOICES, CARL.

NOT WHEN HER CHOICES
INVOLVE PUTTING US

THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS
IN THE HOLE HOODWINKING
OTHER IDIOTS.

WELL, MAYBE IF YOU DIDN'T
BOSS HER AROUND SO MUCH--

- MARGE.
- SHE'S QUITTING RIGHT NOW.

NO, SHE'S NOT.
YOU PUT TOO MUCH
PRESSURE ON HER.

SHE IS A LOVING,
SWEET, CAPABLE WOMAN.

- BUTT OUT, MARGE.
- NO, CARL, YOU BUTT OUT.
JUST BUTT OUT.

SHE'S RIGHT.
I AM CAPABLE.

AND YOU CAN'T
EVEN FIND A JOB.
GO FIND A JOB, CARL.

Bill:
IF BARB OFFICIATES,
WE CAN KEEP THE WEDDING

IN THE FAMILY--
NO JUSTICE OF THE PEACE.

WHY DIDN'T SHE
COME TO ME FIRST?

THIS SENSITIVITY THING
ISN'T A ONE-WAY STREET.

MIGHT BE A NICE GESTURE
IF WE LET HER.

BECAUSE IT'S THE SAFE
THING TO DO

OR BECAUSE IT'S
THE NICE THING TO DO

FOR BARB

ON OUR WEDDING DAY?

( brakes squeal )

Woman:
I'VE GOT THE SATELLITE DISH.

( people chattering,
laughing )

Boy:
THROW IT IN.

THROW IT IN.

Nicki:
SOMETHING BAD IS HAPPENING.

HE INVESTED
U.E.B. ASSETS--

THE TITHES
AND FAST OFFERINGS
OF ALL OF YOUR FAMILIES--

INTO A VENGEANCE SCHEME
AGAINST ME AND MY OWN.

HE'S PUT HIS OWN
SELFISH INTERESTS

AHEAD OF WHAT'S BEST
FOR JUNIPER CREEK.

YOU THINK YOU KNOW WHAT'S
BEST FOR JUNIPER CREEK?

YOU'VE LURED AWAY
NINE OF OUR SISTERS

AND 14 OF OUR
PRECIOUS CHILDREN

TO A DEN OF WINOS
AND CRACK WHORES.

IT'S A SHELTER
FOR THE ABUSED,

CLEARLY DEFINED
AT THE SAFETY NET MEETINGS
YOU NEVER ATTEND.

YOU AND YOUR APOSTATE WIFE
HAVE DESTROYED FAMILIES

AND LED WOMEN
TO PERDITION.

WE'VE GIVEN THEM
ACCESS TO HEALTHCARE,
COUNSELORS TO SPEAK TO.

WE'RE BREAKING DOWN
THE WALLS OF ISOLATION.

HEAVENLY FATHER NEVER MEANT
FOR US TO ASSIMILATE
WITH THE GENTILES.

LOOK AT THE WAY THE WORLD
TREATS YOU, BILL.

THAT'S THE LIFE YOU WANT
FOR YOUR FAMILY?

LURA'S THRIVING.

YOUR CHILDREN ARE
IN A REAL SCHOOL.

GET OUT.

HE PAID SIGNIFICANTLY
OVER MARKET PRICE

FOR THE PROPERTY
SIMPLY BECAUSE I WAS
THE TENANT.

YOU CAN STILL GO BACK
ON THE DEAL.

MY ATTORNEY HAS
THE PAPERWORK READY.

YOU CAN OVERRIDE
ALBY'S SIGNATURE.

YOUR WIFE TRICKED
MY DAUGHTER AWAY--

AWAY FROM HER HUSBAND,
HER KIDS.

I DIDN'T KNOW THAT, ROD.
I SINCERELY HOPE

THAT THEY CAN WORK OUT
THEIR DIFFERENCES.

IT COMFORTS ME,
BILL HENRICKSON,

THAT YOU WILL
BURN IN HELL.

ALBY'S ALREADY
LED YOU THERE.

I SAW
THE SATELLITE DISHES.

I SAW THE CELL PHONES.

SOMETHING DARK
IS HAPPENING HERE, MAMA.

YOUR BROTHER HAD
CELL PHONES BANISHED.

THE CHILDREN DISCOVERED
SOMETHING CALLED "SEXTING."

HE'S CUTTING YOU OFF
FROM THE WORLD.

OH, THE WORLD'S
A TERRIBLE PLACE.

NO TV, NO PHONES--
THE CHILDREN STUDY HARDER.

EVERYBODY WORKS HARDER.

THE BLESSINGS WILL
RAIN DOWN UPON US.

I'M DOING HIS OFFICE.

WHY ARE YOU HERE ANYWAY?

BECAUSE I'M
GETTING MARRIED.

YOU'RE ALREADY MARRIED.

LEGALLY MARRIED,
TO BILL.

AND I WANT YOU TO BE
AT THE WEDDING, MAMA.

IT'D MEAN MORE TO ME
THAN ANY GIFT.

STATE MARRIAGES
HAVE NO MEANING TO ME.

WELL, THEY MEAN
SOMETHING TO ME.

DON'T YOU SEE WHERE
THIS IS LEADING YOU?

I DON'T WANT TO LOSE YOU.

MAMA, LOOK AT ME.

WE'RE ON SEPARATE PATHS,
NICOLETTE.

( static hissing )

- ( door opens )
- Bill: HELLO?

MOM. MOM.

MOM, TURN THAT DOWN.

DAD, WHAT THE HECK
HAPPENED?

I BUSTED MY HIP.

LEAVE HIM ALONE.
HE'LL BE FINE.

HOW LONG HAS HE BEEN
LYING HERE?

SINCE YESTERDAY MORNING.

I GOT HIM A PILLOW.

NO.

NO.

NO NO.

THEY'LL TAKE HIM AWAY
AND THEY WON'T BRING HIM BACK.

AND THEY'LL PUT ME
AWAY SOMEWHERE.

- BILL, NO.
- THIS IS CRAZY.

YES, I NEED AN AMBULANCE
RIGHT AWAY.

JUNIPER CREEK.

I'M SORRY.

HERE.

HERE WE GO.
HERE WE GO.

BUT I'LL STAY
BY YOUR SIDE

NO MATTER WHAT.
NO MATTER WHAT.

YES, HELLO.
YES, JUNIPER CREEK.

HI.

HI.

I PRAYED
AND I THOUGHT ABOUT IT.

I WANT TO BE
YOUR GIRLFRIEND.

BUT YOU BROKE UP
WITH ME.

I KNOW.
AND I SHOULDN'T HAVE,

BUT I WAS--
I WAS SCARED AND CONFUSED.

AND I CARE ABOUT YOU
TOO MUCH TO GO AWAY.

SO HERE I AM,
NOT GOING AWAY.

WHAT ABOUT YOUR MISSIONARY?

I DEAR-JOHNNED HIM.

IT'S KIND OF COLD OUT HERE.
CAN I COME IN?

- YOU WANT SOME COCOA?
- YEAH.

COME ON.

- VANAEMA'S KOOK.
- WHAT?

VANAEMA'S KOOK--
GRANDMOTHER'S CAKE.

THE JAM GOES ON THE CRUST
AND THEN YOU CRUMBLE
SOME OF THAT ON TOP.

IT'S USUALLY SERVED WITH
ESTONIAN WHIPPED CREAM.

I BOUGHT COOL WHIP
INSTEAD.

GET TO WORK.

HOW'D YOUR MOM
LIKE THE SHOW?

SHE LOVED IT.
SHE THINKS YOU'RE
VERY CULTURED.

SO DO I.

NEXT TIME I THINK

WE NEED TO LEAVE YOUR MOM
OUT OF THE MIDDLE OF THINGS.

SHE THINKS YOU HAVE
A CRUSH ON HER.

NICKI'S PRETTY SHELTERED.

BILL, BARB--
THEY ALL ARE REALLY,
BUT THEY'RE NICE.

OH, THEY'RE NOT
WORLDLY LIKE YOU?

OH, IS THAT IT?
YOU THINK I'M NAIVE?

NO.

I WILL BE WORLDLY SOMEDAY

WITH YOU.

( P.A. chatter )

WHERE'S BILL?

WHAT'S THIS WHOLE
OFFICIANT BUSINESS?

WHY DIDN'T YOU
COME TO ME FIRST?

UM, HI NICKI.
IS FRANK OKAY?

HE'S IN SURGERY.

HE HAS A FEMORAL FRACTURE.
THEY'RE PUTTING A PLATE IN.

HE'LL BE FINE.

BILL TOLD ME
YOU WANT TO MARRY US.

YOU ARE TRYING
TO CONTROL MY WEDDING DAY,
AND I RESENT IT.

I WISH I DIDN'T, BARB,
BUT I DO.

I AM SINCERELY NOT TRYING
TO CONTROL ANYTHING.

I JUST WANT TO BE
A PART OF THE CEREMONY.

I WANT TO GIVE YOU TO BILL
AND HIM TO YOU.

I WANT TO JOIN YOU
TOGETHER,

JUST LIKE SARAI
GIVING HAGAR TO ABRAM.

YOU-- YOU ARE
THE REASON WE'RE HERE.

THERE'S NO ONE
TO TAKE CARE OF US

BECAUSE THERE'S
NO SISTERWIVES,

BECAUSE YOU CALLED THEM
AND RAN THEM ALL OFF.

BARB DID
THE RESPONSIBLE THING.

SHE BROUGHT
SHAME UPON US.

EVERYONE KNOWS
ABOUT OUR V.D. NOW.

NO ONE REMEMBERS ME

AS ORVILLE HENRICKSON'S
BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER.

I'LL BE REMEMBERED
AS "V.D. LADY"!

LOIS, I'M TERRIBLY SORRY
YOU SEE THINGS THAT WAY.

I'M GLAD MY SON
DIVORCED YOU.

- LOIS!
- MOM, YOU APOLOGIZE.

- HONEY, SHE DIDN'T MEAN IT.
- OH YES, I DID.

Bill:
SHAME ON YOU.
THAT'S ENOUGH.

WELL, I SEE
EVERYONE'S OKAY HERE.

GLAD I CHECKED IN.

HAVE A SEAT.
COME ON, MOM.

( knocks on door,
door opens )

EXCUSE ME,
MR. PRESIDENT.

THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE
HERE TO SEE YOU.

YOU SEE THE COAT, LYNN,
THE BRIEFCASE IN MY HAND?

WHAT DO THESE THINGS
TELL YOU?

SENATOR BARN,
DO YOU HAVE A FEW MINUTES?

HAVE A SEAT.

THANK YOU.

Woman on TV:
In Ethiopia
there's a phenomenon

called "green hunger."

Everything appears
to be green and lush,

but people are
actually starving.

They have absolutely
no access to food.

Right now in many parts
of the country

- the crops have failed.
- ( door opens )

HEY.

WHAT'RE YOU WATCHING?

AFRICA.

HOW'S YOUR DAD?

STILL IN RECOVERY.

HONEY, I HATE TO BE
THE BAD GUY HERE,

BUT I'M WORRIED ABOUT YOU
AND THIS GOJI BUSINESS.

DID CARL TALK TO YOU?

WHY WOULD CARL
TALK TO ME?

PAM TRIED
TO QUIT TODAY.

WELL, CARL TRIED
TO GET HER TO QUIT.
HE CRASHED OUR MEETING.

I TALKED PAM
INTO STAYING.
HE GOT MAD.

PAM GOT MAD AT HIM.
I KNOW I SHOULDN'T HAVE
STEPPED IN THE MIDDLE,

- BUT I'M REALLY
WORRIED ABOUT THEM.
- YOU'RE RIGHT.

YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE STEPPED
IN THE MIDDLE. THEIR MARRIAGE
IS THEIR BUSINESS.

CARL MAY HAVE GONE
ABOUT IT THE WRONG WAY,

BUT I UNDERSTAND
HIS CONCERN.

GOJI BLAST
IS A MONEY PIT.

IN WHAT WAY?

SWEETHEART, IT'S A PYRAMID.

IT'S MULTILEVEL MARKETING.

I'M PART OF
AN INTERNATIONAL COMMUNITY
IN OVER 60 COUNTRIES.

IT'S A STRUCTURE THAT PREYS
ON PEOPLE BENEATH YOU.

I DID SOME DIGGING
ON MICHAEL SAINTE AND GOJI.

THERE'S NO PROVEN BENEFITS
TO THAT JUICE WHATSOEVER.

GOJI TEACHES FAITH

AND BUILDS SCHOOLS
AND BRIDGES AND CLINICS.

HONEY, THE AMOUNT OF MONEY
GOJI ACTUALLY GIVES TO CHARITY

IS A PITTANCE.
IT'S ALL SHOW.

WE'RE GIVEN
THE TOOLS TO SUCCEED.

AND WE PASS THOSE TOOLS
ON TO OUR DOWNLINE.

AND THEY PASS THEM ON
TO THEIRS.

IT'S LIKE
PAY IT FORWARD.

I'LL BE UPSTAIRS.

YOU SHOULD MEET
MICHAEL SAINTE.

I HAVE,
ON THE HILL.

WELL, THEN YOU SHOULD
GIVE HIM A CHANCE.

YOU UNDERSTAND YOU HAVE TO BE
NEAR THE TOP OF THE PYRAMID

TO SEE ANY BIG PROFITS?
WHERE ARE YOU?

IF YOU'RE ASKING
WHAT LEVEL I'M AT,

I'M STILL AT
THE BUILDING LEVEL, OKAY?
I KNOW THAT MONEY'S TIGHT.

I'M ONLY USING
WHAT I PUT ASIDE
FROM HEARTS ON A SLEEVE.

SWEETHEART,
YOU HAVE MORE FAITH,

HOPE AND CHARITY
IN YOUR LITTLE FINGER

THAN I'VE GOT
IN MY ENTIRE BODY.

HEAVENLY FATHER
GOT ALL THE PIECES RIGHT
WHEN HE MADE YOU.

BUT YOU OPEN YOURSELF UP
TO PEOPLE

WHO MIGHT TAKE
ADVANTAGE OF THAT,
LIKE MICHAEL SAINTE.

I'M NOT TELLING YOU
WHAT TO DO.

I JUST DON'T WANT
TO SEE YOU

GET LEFT HOLDING THE BAG.

MOM.

I THOUGHT DAD WAS
COMING TO SPELL ME.

WELL, I TOLD HIM
I WANTED TO.

THANKS, BENNY.

ME AGAIN.

I BROUGHT YOU SOME
CHICKEN BROCCOLI CASSEROLE.

PUT IT THERE.

THEY WON'T LET ME
SEE HIM TILL MORNING.

HE'S IN THE I.C.U.
YOU SHOULD REST.

WHY'D YOU COME BACK?

WHAT, YOU THINK
I SCARE THAT EASILY?

( phones ringing )

I HATE HOSPITALS.

THE DOCTORS THINK
THEY MAY BE ABLE

TO RELEASE HIM
IN 24 HOURS.

WE ACTUALLY FOUND
A NICE PLACE

FOR FRANK
TO REHABILITATE.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
REHABILITATE?

HE NEEDS SOME
PHYSICAL THERAPY,

HELP GETTING
TO THE BATHROOM.

LOIS, HE NEEDS
PROFESSIONAL CARE
TO CONVALESCE.

I SEE.

I SHUDDER TO ASK--

WHERE WILL I BE STAYING?

WE KNOW YOU DON'T WANT
TO STAY WITH US,

AND WE UNDERSTAND.

BILL AND I WERE GONNA
TALK TO YOU

ABOUT THIS TOGETHER.

THERE ARE A FEW HOMES

VERY CLOSE
TO WHERE WE LIVE
AND THEY'RE VERY NICE.

IT'S LIKE REALLY HAVING
YOUR OWN APARTMENT.

PLEASE, LOIS,
TAKE A LOOK.

AND WE-- WE CAN
TAKE YOU TO VISIT FRANK.

VISIT? NO.

IT'S JUST
WHILE HE RECOVERS.

LEAVE.

AND THE MEALS ARE MADE
FROM SCRATCH.

LOIS!

LEAVE!

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
I AM STAYING RIGHT HERE.

I KNOW THIS IS
A DISAPPOINTMENT.

SO MUCH IN LIFE IS.

THE ONLY THING
THAT WE CARE ABOUT

IS THAT YOU ARE
WELL TAKEN CARE OF.

AND WHETHER
YOU LIKE OR NOT,
THAT'S HOW WE LOVE YOU.

STEP ON IT.
WE NEED THOSE FINISHED.

THIS IS DUMB.

SORRY, I COULDN'T FIND
ANY YELLOW OR PURPLE,

- BUT THIS IS MOSTLY YELLOW.
- MOSTLY.

HEY, CARA LYNN,
WHY DON'T YOU TAKE WAYNE
AND RAYMOND UPSTAIRS?

- I'LL FINISH THOSE UP.
- ALL RIGHT, BEDTIME, GUYS.

THE WEDDING'S TOMORROW.
WE DON'T HAVE HALF THE THINGS
DONE THAT WE SHOULD.

I'LL BE UP AT 4:30
PUTTING CRESCENT ROLLS
IN THE OVEN.

YOU'D BETTER LET BILL
GET SOME SLEEP TONIGHT.

HE NEEDS HIS ENERGY
TOMORROW.

I'VE BEEN THINKING
SINCE YESTERDAY

WHEN BILL PROPOSED
THE RESEALING,

AND I THINK
WE SHOULD DO IT.

YOU AND BARB
ARE LIKE VULTURES.

MY WEDDING IS NOT
A CORPSE TO BE PICKED AT.

NICKI, I KNOW YOU WANT
TOMORROW TO BE YOUR DAY.

I UNDERSTAND THAT.
I RESPECT THAT.

BUT THIS IS A FAMILY,
AND THIS WEDDING

WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT
GROWING AS A FAMILY.

THERE ARE 364
OTHER DAYS IN THE YEAR
FOR US TO GROW.

I JUST THINK IT'D BE
A NICE TIME FOR US

TO ALL RECOMMIT
TO EACH OTHER
NO MATTER WHAT.

I WAS ONLY 16
WHEN I WAS SEALED TO BILL.

AND I'M GONNA LIE,
I HAD NO CLUE

WHAT BEING SEALED
EVEN MEANT BACK THEN.

I NEED A SEALING
THAT MEANS SOMETHING
TO ME NOW, YOU KNOW?

I SEE PAM AND CARL.

I DON'T WANT US
TO GET THERE.

IF I CONSIDER
WHAT YOU'RE ASKING--

AND THAT'S JUST
A REALLY BIG IF--

THEN I'M TELLING YOU
RIGHT NOW

THE ONLY NAME GOING
ON THAT CAKE IS MINE.

( P.A. chatter,
phones ringing )

I'LL BE
RIGHT BEHIND YOU.

WE'LL BE TOGETHER FOREVER.

OH, COME ON, FRANK.
COME ON NOW.

OH, COME ON NOW.
COME ON.

JUST-- FRANK, COME ON.

LOIS, THERE YOU ARE.

- LOIS, NO!
- ( all shouting )

- Nurse: I NEED A DOCTOR!
SECURITY!
- FRANK!

- Man: ALL RIGHT,
GET HER OUT OF HERE.
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING, LOIS?

25%? YOU CAN'T RAISE
OUR RENT 25%.

WHAT DO YOU THINK
THIS IS-- A GAME?

25% IS AN INTERESTING NUMBER,
DON'T YOU THINK?

ON TOP OF
THE CHURCH BOYCOTT TOO--

MUST BE TOUGH.

DOES IT INCITE YOU
TO THROW IN THE TOWEL,

MOVE TO ANOTHER
LOCATION PERHAPS?

These are all
interesting questions.

I suppose we'll see.

I WILL BUILD A DAM

AGAINST EVERY
DROP OF STATE MONEY
FLOWING YOUR WAY--

no more food stamps,
no more housing grants.

YOU AND YOUR
LEGISLATIONS.

YOU HAVE ALREADY
THREATENED THAT.

YOU THINK I'M POWERLESS?
WHAT WOULD YOUR FLOCK DO
IF THEY FOUND OUT

THEIR SHEPHERD HAD LAIN
WITH ANOTHER SHEPHERD?

I GUESS THE REAL
QUESTION IS,

WHAT KIND OF MAN
ARE YOU?

WE'VE GOT TO TAKE HIM
OUT OF THE PICTURE.

I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS,
DON, BUT WE HAVE GOT TO
SEE THIS THROUGH.

I AM NOT ENGAGING
IN A HOLY WAR.

THIS IS BETWEEN
YOU AND HIM--

A GRUDGE BETWEEN THE GRANTS
AND THE HENRICKSONS,

NOT ME.

WHAT DO YOU WANT
OUT OF LIFE?

A CHANCE TO GET IT RIGHT.

A NICE FAMILY.

A BOAT.

OW. OW.
ARGH! OW.

STRIP

AND STAY IN YOUR CORNER.

SLOWER.

YOU LIKE THIS, DON'T YOU?

A LITTLE.

I MEAN, I KNOW THAT THEY
HAVE THE BERRIES THERE.

- YEAH.
- BUT THEY'VE NEVER
HAD THE JUICE--

I JUST NEED YOU FOR,
LIKE, TWO MINUTES.

MARGENE, UH,
YEAH, OF COURSE.

JUST-- EXCUSE ME
JUST A MINUTE.

CAN I GET YOU
SOME WATER?

NO, I HAVE TO BE
AT A WEDDING.

JUST TELL ME QUICK--

IS THIS WORTH IT?

WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND,
MARGE?

- I GOT INTO THIS
TO HELP PEOPLE.
- MM-HMM.

I SAW THE KIDS
IN GUATEMALA,

THE HARELIPS,
THE CHARITY,

AND I WANTED TO DO
GOOD WORKS.

BUT MY HUSBAND SAYS
THAT YOU PREY ON
PEOPLE LIKE ME,

THAT YOUR BUSINESS
IS BUILT ON SAND.

AND MY BEST FRIEND
TRIED TO QUIT, AND I
TALKED HER BACK INTO IT.

- AND NOW HER
MARRIAGE IS DOOMED.
- WAIT, WHOA WHOA.

SLOW DOWN.
IT'S OKAY.

OBVIOUSLY YOUR BEST FRIEND
HAS BIGGER ISSUES
IN HER MARRIAGE.

- THAT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.
- I KNOW.

AND YOUR HUSBAND DOESN'T
SOUND TERRIBLY SUPPORTIVE.

NO, HE IS.
HE-- HE REALLY IS.

HE'S JUST CONCERNED.
SHOULD I BE CONCERNED?

LOOK, MARGE,

SOME OF OUR
GOJI-GO-GETTERS--

THEY JUST
SELL THE JUICE,

BUILD THEIR DOWNLINES.

THEY NEVER ABSORB
THE DEEPER MESSAGE.

WE'RE SHARING
PROSPERITY.

I BELIEVE THAT.

YOU GET THAT, MARGE.

YOU GOT THAT
FROM DAY ONE.

AS FAR AS YOUR
HUSBAND GOES,

YOU TELL HIM THAT I HAVE WON
THREE HUMANITARIAN AWARDS

FOR MY MISSIONARY WORK
IN AFRICA.

I'VE BEEN VETTED BY
"THE HARVARD BUSINESS REVIEW,"

"THE WALL STREET JOURNAL."

I'VE RUNG THE CLOSING BELL
AT THE STOCK EXCHANGE.

YOU'RE ON THE RIGHT TEAM.

Margene on tape:
I was worried.

I was shy.

I was an only child.
I was a bit in over my head.

Barb reassured me
and brought me
under her wing

and just made me feel
so welcome and loved.

I couldn't have
done it without her
that first year.

If it wasn't
for Barb,

I would have run away
10 times over.

I was so young
and inexperienced.

HONEY, WE JUST WANT
ONE MINUTE.

WE WANT TO DO
THE RESEALING.

WE WANT TO DO IT
AFTER THE WEDDING.

YOU SIGNED OFF ON THIS?

IT'S IMPORTANT
WE'RE ALL TOGETHER

FOR TIME
AND ALL ETERNITY.

BUT I THOUGHT
WE ALREADY ARE.

I'M ABOUT TO GO
INTO BATTLE

AND I WANT TO BE
SEALED TO MY WIVES

AND HAVE THAT SEALING
IN A TRUE CHURCH.

NICKI WAS SEALED
BY A FALSE PROPHET;
MARGE WAS 16;

AND YOU AND I
WERE SEALED...

BY A CHURCH
OF HYPOCRITES.
I KNOW.

SO APPARENTLY

EITHER I CONTINUE
TO BELIEVE IN A SEALING

THAT MEANS NOTHING
TO YOU ANYMORE,

OR WE GET RESEALED
IN A CHURCH WHERE I
DON'T FEEL WELCOME.

HONEY, OF COURSE
YOU'RE WELCOME.

NO, NOT REALLY.

I'M SORRY.
I TRULY AM.

JUST LET'S NOT LET THIS
RUIN THE DAY.

BARB?

DON'T PUSH HER INTO IT.

WE NEED TO RESPECT
WHAT SHE WANTS TOO.

SHE'S ASKING QUESTIONS.
THAT'S A GOOD THING.

SHE'LL BE OKAY.

Barb:
EASY ON THE BLUSH, MARGE.

SHE'S ALREADY
A BLUSHING BRIDE.

YOU LOOK
BEAUTIFUL, MAMA.

( phone beeping )

OH, NO NO NO.
HOLD IT IN.
JUST HOLD IT IN.

OKAY, I'VE GOT
WATERPROOF MASCARA.

( phone beeping )

WHO ARE YOU TEXTING?

A FRIEND.

OH, IS GARY
YOUR PLUS-ONE?

GARY COULDN'T MAKE IT.

AWW.

HERE. BLOT.
DON'T WIPE.

I THOUGHT
I MIGHT DEVIATE A BIT
FROM THE USUAL VOWS.

I MEAN, DON'T WORRY.
IT'S NOTHING DRASTIC.

I JUST WROTE A SHORT
LITTLE SOMETHING.

IT SLIPS RIGHT IN.
I THINK YOU'LL LIKE IT.

THANK YOU, BARB.

OF COURSE.

NO, BARB,

THANK YOU.

( quietly )
MAMA.

DAD WENT AND GOT HER.

I DO LOVE YOU,
NICOLETTE,

AND SO DID YOUR FATHER.

WALK ME DOWN THE AISLE.

( "The Wedding March"
playing )

YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.

( whispers )
THANK YOU.

BROTHERS AND SISTERS,

FAMILY AND FRIENDS,

WE'RE GATHERED HERE TODAY
TO JOIN

WILLIAM ORVILLE HENRICKSON

TO NICOLETTE EUGENIA GRANT

IN THE JOY OF HOLY
AND LEGAL MATRIMONY.

FAMILY IS EVERYTHING.

IT'S WHAT KEEPS US GOING
IN TOUGH TIMES.

AND I HAVE FAITH
THAT OUR FAMILY

WILL KEEP GOING
THROUGH ANYTHING.

THIS FAMILY
IS ORDAINED OF GOD.

SO, UNLESS ANYONE HAS

ANY OBJECTIONS
TO THIS UNION,

WE WILL PROCEED
TO THE VOWS.

VERY GOOD.

WILLIAM ORVILLE HENRICKSON,

DO YOU TAKE
NICOLETTE EUGENIA GRANT

TO BE YOUR
LAWFULLY WEDDED WIFE,

TO HAVE AND TO HOLD
FROM THIS DAY FORWARD

FOR BETTER OR FOR WORSE,
FOR RICHER, FOR POORER,

IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH,
TO LOVE AND TO CHERISH

FOR AS LONG AS YOU BOTH
SHALL LIVE?

I DO.

AND DO YOU,
NICOLETTE EUGENIA GRANT,

TAKE WILLIAM ORVILLE
HENRICKSON

TO BE YOUR
LAWFULLY WEDDED HUSBAND,

TO HAVE AND TO HOLD
FROM THIS DAY FORWARD

FOR BETTER OR FOR WORSE,
FOR RICHER, FOR POORER,

IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH,
TO LOVE AND TO CHERISH

FOR AS LONG AS YOU BOTH
SHALL LIVE?

I DO.

I AM SO BLESSED.

THEN BY THE POWER
VESTED IN ME

BY THE STATE OF UTAH,

I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU
HUSBAND AND WIFE.

YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE.

( camera shutters clicking )

( children playing )

- HI.
- MOM.

- HI.
- HI BARB.

- WAS THAT BEAUTIFUL?
- JUST GORGEOUS.

- Boy: GIVE IT TO ME.
IT'S MINE.
- Barb: OH, SETTLE DOWN.

- HI.
- HI BARB.

- Boy: OW, YOU
STEPPED ON MY FOOT.
- BOYS, MUST STOP JUMPING.

COME ON.

( sighs )
GET READY TO CALL
THE AMBULANCE.

- HI.
- HEY.

YOU NEED ANYTHING?
YOU GOOD?

Man:
IT'S ALL GREAT, THANKS.

Barb:
ALL RIGHT.

THERE'S MORE FOOD
OUT THERE.

- HI.
- HEY.

- BENNY-- OH, WE DON'T
HAVE NAPKINS.
- OKAY.

( cell phone ringing )

WHAT?

Frank:
Where are you?

UH, A WEDDING.

I NEED YOU, LOIS.

- UH...
- Where are you?
I really need you.

- WE NEED TO WALK NOW.
- GET AWAY FROM ME.

- Stand--
- ( hangs up )

Bill:
BY VIRTUE OF THE HOLY
PRIESTHOOD

AND THE AUTHORITY
VESTED IN ME,

I PRONOUNCE US
HUSBAND AND WIVES

FOR TIME
AND ALL ETERNITY.

I SEAL UPON US BY VIRTUE
OF THE HOLY PRIESTHOOD

IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER
AND OF THE SON

AND OF THE HOLY GHOST.

AMEN.

Margene and Nicki:
AMEN.

- THANK YOU.
- MM-HMM.

WHAT?

I LIKE THAT YOU'RE GOOD
AT TAKING CARE OF PEOPLE.

YEAH, I THINK
I FOUND MY GROOVE.

Boy: HE'S CHOKING ME.
HE'S CHOKING ME.
ANYBODY, HELP.

GUYS, NO ROUGH-HOUSING.

HEY, BREAK IT UP.
BREAK IT UP, COME ON.

- HEY GUYS.
- HI.

ISN'T SHE
A BEAUTIFUL BRIDE?

BOB, HOW'RE YOU DOING?
GOOD TO SEE YOU.

Man:
THIS IS GREAT.

- EVERYTHING HERE OKAY?
- YEAH, OKAY.

( phone ringing )

HEY, WHAT'S UP, DAD?

LEAVE? WHY?

* Isn't she lovely?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
HE SPOKE TO YOU?

* Life and love
are the same... *

THE BISHOP?

( whispers )
OH MY--

BEN!

( doorbell rings )

BILL, I JUST WANTED
TO SAY HI.

OH HI.
HOW ARE YOU GUYS?

( police radio chatter )

CAN I HELP YOU?

WE'RE SORRY TO DISTURB
YOUR PARTY, MA'AM.

ARE YOU BARBARA
HENRICKSON?

WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?

IS SOMEONE'S CAR
BLOCKING SOMETHING?

WE KNOW THIS IS A BAD TIME.
COULD YOU STEP OUTSIDE?

WHY?

WHAT IS THIS ABOUT?

MRS. HENRICKSON, WE BELIEVE
YOU POSSESS INFORMATION

PERTAINING TO
AN OPEN INVESTIGATION.

AN INVESTIGATION
OF WHAT?

STATUTORY RAPE.

EXCUSE ME.

( police radio chatter )

( music playing )