All language subtitles for Big.Love.S04E04.The.Mighty.and.Strong.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DD+5.1.x264-AJP69_track3_[eng]

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- ( news theme plays )
- AND WE ARE BACK.

K.E.H.W.,
RADIO FOR THE RIGHT.

RICKY JAX HERE
WITH MY GUEST
BILL HENRICKSON,

POSSIBLE REPUBLICAN
STATE SENATE CANDIDATE

TO SUCCEED
THE LATE BOB HAYES.

NOW BEFORE THE BREAK,
BILL, WE WERE TALKING
ABOUT JOBS.

WELL, RICKY, I BELIEVE THAT
THAT IS THE ISSUE FOR UTAH,

MAINTAINING THE CONDITIONS
AND OPPORTUNITIES THAT HAVE
GIVEN US THE BOOM YEARS.

SO YOU'RE SELLING
REAL-WORLD EXPERIENCE
OVER POLITICAL EXPERIENCE.

YOU BET I AM.
IN THESE TIMES WE NEED
SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS

WHAT IT IS TO RUN A BUSINESS,
NOT A CAREER POLITICIAN.

LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE
A FRIEND ON THE LINE.

CALLING IN IS EVERYONE'S
FAVORITE PIT BULL,

A DEFINITE
STATE SENATE CANDIDATE,
REPRESENTATIVE ROY COLBUR.

Our good citizens struggle
with unemployment

while illegals grab jobs
at a cut rate.

I'VE CREATED 250 JOBS
IN SANDY ALONE.

HOW'S YOUR TRACK RECORD
ON JOB CREATION?

Ricky, we're losing
our jobs, our culture
and our Utah values

to this tide of illegals.
That's the issue.

IT'S EASY TO POINT A FINGER.
I'VE ALWAYS PREFERRED
TO OFFER SOLUTIONS.

Surely we can agree
on strict enforcement
of the law--

tough employer sanctions
for companies that
hire illegals.

AND IT SOUNDS LIKE
THE START OF A DEBATE TO ME.

SO WHAT'S
IT GOING TO BE, BILL,
ARE YOU RUNNING OR NOT?

GUESS YOU FELLAS
ARE JUST GONNA HAVE TO
STAY TUNED TO FIND OUT.

YOU JUST TELL ME EXACTLY

HOW BENNY WOUND UP ON CAMERA
AS MR. MARGENE HEFFMAN.

IT'S JUST ONE MINUTE
HE WAS HELPING ME OUT

AND THE NEXT MINUTE
HE WAS ON CAMERA.

IT WAS A TV BLOOPER.

I KNOW WHAT A BLOOPER IS.
THAT WAS NOT A BLOOPER.

I SAW THE SHOW.
I SAW YOUR FACE.

I KNOW YOU'RE NOT
TELLING ME SOMETHING.

NO, BARB, HONEST,
IT WAS NOTHING.

THEN-- THEN WHY WOULD THEY
THINK AN 18-YEAR-OLD BOY

WAS YOUR HUSBAND?

- DID YOU TELL THEM?
- OF COURSE NOT.

- SOMEONE SAW US
AND ASSUMED.
- SAW WHAT?

( stammers )

- THERE WAS A LITTLE THING,
SORT OF.
- MARGE.

BENNY WAS BEING
SO HELPFUL THAT DAY,

AND WHEN I GAVE HIM
A TINY THANK-YOU PECK
ON THE CHEEK,

HE TURNED HIS FACE
AND I LANDED ON HIS MOUTH.

NO BIGGIE.

YOU KISSED
MY SON ON THE LIPS?

IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.

UM...

( whispering ) YOU NEED
TO STRAIGHTEN THIS OUT

BEFORE BILL GETS
WIND OF IT.

IF HE FINDS THIS OUT,

SUGAR WILL REALLY
HIT THE FAN.

- I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT, BARB.
- THIS IS-- THIS IS JUST--

THIS IS TOO MUCH.
IT'S-- IT'S--

IT'S UNTHINKABLE
IN EVERY CONCEIVABLE WAY.

- I'M TOTALLY ON IT.
- WHAT ARE YOU STILL
DOING HERE, BARB?

YOU NEED TO GET GOING.
DON'T KEEP BILL WAITING
AND BRING GLOVES.

YOU MIGHT HAVE
TO CARRY LUMBER.

( giggles )

- I DON'T WANT
TO WAKE THEM.
- ME NEITHER.

( baby fusses )

- ( crying )
- THAT'S WEIRD.

( baby wailing )

( door opens )

SHE RAN OUT FOR EGGS.

SHE WANTS TO MAKE US
BREAKFAST.

THAT'S SO SWEET.

- ARE YOU GONNA STAY?
- NO. TELL HER SORRY.

I HAVE TO HIT
THE ROAD IF I'M GONNA
MAKE BOISE BY 4:00.

YOU OKAY WATCHING THE BABY
TILL SHE GETS BACK?

I SPEND THE LAST SEVEN YEARS
WATCHING OTHER PEOPLE'S
BABIES. I'M A PRO.

- I AM.
- ( chuckles )

I'M GONNA MISS YOU.

I'M GONNA MISS YOU.

BYE.

WE'LL PUT THE PLATFORM
OUT FRONT, FRAMED BY
THE ENTRY ARCH.

THE CABIN WE'LL CENTER
ON STAGE SO WE CAN
ENTER THROUGH IT.

- CAN YOU DO IT BY SATURDAY?
- Nicki: Absolutely,

but I'll need some 1x3s
if I'm going to frame it right.

And some quarter-inch
plywood, precut.

WE'LL CORDON OFF THE AREA
IN FRONT FOR MAYBE 100,

BUT THEN WE'LL STILL
NEED ANOTHER 100 TO CREATE
A GOOD SPILLOVER EFFECT.

I CAN GET THE CROWD.
THE LISTS ARE GOOD AND I'VE
DRAFTED SARAH TO HELP.

IF YOU CAN PICK UP THE FLYERS
ON THE WAY HOME, TOGETHER
WE CAN GET THEM ALL OUT.

- DONE, DONE AND DONE.
- THEN LET'S PULL THE TRIGGER.

- WE'RE ANNOUNCING SATURDAY.
- Woman: Hey!

OH! I'M SO SORRY.
SORRY.

I'M SORRY
TO INTERRUPT, BILL.
HI, BARB.

WE HAVE A FIASCO
ON OUR HANDS.

AN I.N.S. TEAM IS
HERE UNANNOUNCED--

HARASSING OUR
DOCKWORKERS, DEMANDING
I.D. AND DOCUMENTATION,

- TREATING
EVERYONE LIKE CRIMINALS.
- THEY'VE GOT NO REASON.

THEY'RE RESPONDING
OFF AN ANONYMOUS TIP.
SOMEONE DROPPED A DIME.

THAT SOMEONE
WOULD BE COLBURN.

OH, HE AS MUCH
SAID SO ON THE RADIO--
BAITING ME ON ILLEGALS.

BEEN IN BUSINESS 15 YEARS,
KEPT OUR NOSES CLEAN THE WHOLE
TIME AND NOW THIS.

WE DON'T HIRE ILLEGALS,
SO WE'RE IN THE CLEAR.

BUT I THINK WE'RE IN
FOR A NASTY FIGHT.

I GUESS WE CAN SAY
YOUR PLAN'S OPENED US UP
TO PUBLIC SCRUTINY.

Nicki:
You guys still there?

Because I'm going to need
some weatherstripping too.

YOUR FATHER HAD 14 WIVES.

MAY I ASK HOW YOU PLAN

TO DISPOSE OF THEM?

NEITHER HEAVENLY FATHER
NOR MY FATHER'S SPIRIT

HAVE GIVEN ME ANY GUIDANCE
ON THE ISSUE JUST YET.

THEY ARE A TREASURED
AND DESERVING FLOCK...

NOW CAST ADRIFT.

THE JEWELS
IN MY FATHER'S CROWN.

YOU ARE NOT THE FIRST
TO HAVE MADE AN INQUIRY.

DO YOU HAVE A BURNING
IN THE BOSOM FOR ANYONE
IN PARTICULAR?

I DO.

I SHOULD LIKE
YOUR MOTHER.

MY M-MOTHER?

I'VE BEEN BLESSED
WITH THREE WIVES

IN KANSAS AND MALINDA
WITH ME HERE.

YET YOUR MOTHER

HAS LONG CAUGHT MY EYE.

SHE'S A MOST HANDSOME,
PROVEN WOMAN.

WOULD THIS BE
A MARRIAGE FOR ETERNITY
OR JUST FOR TIME?

FOR TIME ONLY.

IT WOULD BE MOST CRUEL
TO SEPARATE YOUR FATHER
AND MOTHER

IN ETERNITY.

MM-HMM.

LET ME REFLECT
UPON YOUR REQUEST.

( drill whirrs )

Bill over phone:
Mom, I want you
to sit down.

I want you to stop
whatever you're doing.

I WANT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.
I'M RUNNING FOR STATE SENATE.

DID--

STATE SENATE?

Once we're elected,
we're gonna tell the world
who we are.

The days of hiding
and shame are over.

MOM?

- Are you still there?
- ( drill whirring )

- I'M HERE.
- Are you okay?

OH, I--

I JUST WISH
YOUR GRANDFATHER

COULD BE ALIVE
FOR THIS DAY.

LISTEN, I'M ANNOUNCING
MY CANDIDACY THIS SATURDAY

AND I WANT YOU
TO INTRODUCE ME.

- Me?
- YEAH, YOU'RE MY MOTHER.

BUT I-- I--
I DON'T KNOW
IF I'LL BE BACK.

Where are you going?

UH, ERRANDS.

WHAT WOULD I SAY?

BARB WILL PREPARE
SOME REMARKS FOR YOU.

( chuckles )
YOU AND ME, WE'VE ALWAYS BEEN
A GOOD TEAM, HAVEN'T WE?

- ( beeps )
- Frank: WELL,
I FIXED THE LOCK.

( whirrs )

NOT MUCH YOU
CAN'T DO WITH A DRILL
AND A WIRE HANGER.

THAT'S NICE,
BUT HONESTLY, FRANK,

WHY CAN'T WE JUST
LEAVE HER HERE?

ALL SHE DOES IS MOPE.
HOW CAN YOU STAND IT?

IT GETS ON MY NERVES.
COME ON.

WE'VE GOT 16 HOURS
AHEAD OF US. LET'S GO!

- MARGE: WHATCHA DOING?
- WORKING ON MY SPEECH.

YOUR FAVORITE--
CARROT BRAN.

THANK YOU.

- SOMETHING ELSE?
- MM-HMM.

BARB WANTED ME
TO DO SOMETHING,

SO I CALLED THE STUDIO
AND I TRIED,

BUT THEY SAID, "DON'T DO IT."
I REALLY REALLY TRIED,

BUT I'M KINDA
STUCK NOW, BILL.

- I'M ALL EARS.
- THERE WAS A SNAFU

- AT V.S.N. ON THE AIR...
- UH-HUH.

...AND BEN WAS ACCIDENTALLY
REFERRED TO AS SOMEONE ELSE.

AS WHO?

- AS MR. MARGENE HEFFMAN.
- ON CAMERA?

- BASICALLY.
- YOU CORRECTED THEM, RIGHT?

I REALLY DIDN'T HAVE A CHANCE.
BUT, BILL, IT IS MY
PROFESSIONAL OPINION

THAT IF I JUST SAY NOTHING,
IT'LL GO AWAY.

- MARGENE, SOMETHING LIKE THAT
CAN'T STAND UNCORRECTED.
- ARE YOU SURE?

HE WAS IN THE SHADOWS.
NO ONE WILL EVER
RECOGNIZE HIM.

- MARGENE--
- AND, BILL, IT'S STARTING
TO GET TO THE POINT

WHERE IT'S EMBARRASSING
NOT TO HAVE A PUBLIC HUSBAND
OR FATHER TO MY CHILDREN.

MARGENE, MY SON CANNOT BE
THE FATHER OF YOUR CHILDREN,

NOR CAN HE BE YOUR HUSBAND.
AND BEN IS NOT A SALES TOOL.

MY AUDIENCE REALLY LIKED IT.

I DON'T CARE IF
THEY STOOD ON THEIR HEADS
AND SPIT WOODEN NICKELS.

YOU NEED TO FIX THIS
BY THE END OF THE DAY.

WELL, ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT.

WAIT.

HOW DID BEN REACT
WHEN THIS HAPPENED?

HE WAS JUST
KIND OF EMBARRASSED.

- EMBARRASSED HOW?
- BILL, IT WAS NOTHING.
FORGET IT.

SOME OF THE WORKERS
AT THE STORES HAVE
VOLUNTEERED TO GIVE RIDES.

YOUR FATHER'S
ASSOCIATES AT ROTARY--

HE'S MADE THE INITIAL CALLS.
THIS IS JUST THE FOLLOW UP.

RIGHT, ABSOLUTELY.
GOT IT, GOT IT.

OH, WELL,
THANK YOU, HONEY.

UM, WE'LL SEE YOU TONIGHT
WHEN WE DO THE FLYERS, RIGHT?

- YES.
- ( baby cooing )

- WHAT'S THAT?
- A BABY.

YES, I KNOW IT'S A BABY.
WHOSE IS IT?

IT'S SCOTT'S FRIEND PATTY'S

AND I'M BABYSITTING
WHILE HE'S HELPING
HER OUT WITH SOMETHING.

OH, THAT'S NICE OF HIM.

OH, HONEY, CAN I ASK YOU--
DO YOU KNOW ANY NICE GIRLS
FOR BENNY TO DATE?

- HIS AGE?
- I WILL DEFINITELY PUT SOME
THOUGHT INTO IT RIGHT AWAY.

( baby cooing )

WHAT DO YOU DREAM OF?

A YELLOW HOUSE.

I DON'T CARE HOW BIG.
JUST YELLOW.

I THINK THAT WOULD BE
A CHEERFUL HOUSE.

- AND WHAT WOULD
BE IN THAT HOUSE?
- ROCKING CHAIRS,

WHERE WE'D SIT
AND HOLD ALL OUR CHILDREN

AND GRANDCHILDREN.

AND IN THE END,

WE'D HOLD EACH OTHER.

WE'RE IN THE CLEAR, WANDA.

WE'RE GOOD.
WE CAN HAVE THOSE THINGS.

WHAT'S WRONG?

YOU KNOW...

MY LIFE BEGAN
WITH YOU, JOEY.

NOTHING THAT
CAME BEFORE MATTERS.

I LOVE YOU.

YOU KNOW WHAT THERE WAS
AT CAMP, BEN?

A REAPER.

THAT'S SOMEONE WHO TAKES
LADIES' CLOTHES OFF.

( inhales )

TEENIE, SWEETHEART,
WHY DON'T YOU GO INSIDE

- AND HAVE LUNCH
WITH YOUR BROTHERS?
- OKAY.

SON.

BEN.

MARGE TOLD ME ABOUT THAT
CONFUSION OVER AT V.S.N.

I'M SORRY YOU GOT PUT
IN THAT POSITION.

SHE WAS VERY CLEAR
IT WAS JUST A GOOF.

IT MEANT ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.
SHE'S STRAIGHTENING
THE WHOLE THING OUT.

ANYTHING YOU WANT
TO TALK ABOUT?

NOPE.

SO ARE WE GOOD?

WE'RE GOOD.

YOU KNOW, BEN,

I LIKE TO THINK YOU
AND I HAVE AN OPEN DOOR

OF COMPLETE TRUST
AND COMMUNICATION.

IT MEANS A LOT TO ME.

THANKS, DAD.

IT DOES TO ME TOO.

GREAT.
HEY, BE SURE YOU'RE
WEARING ENOUGH SUNSCREEN.

ALBY:
DEAR MOTHER, I HAVE
WONDERFUL NEWS.

HEAVENLY FATHER HAS INFORMED ME
OF HIS PLANS FOR YOU.

OH, WILL I BE STAYING ON
AT THE BIG HOUSE?

- I THINK NOT.
- WELL...

WILL I BE...

MOVING TO A NEW ABODE
WITH MY LOVING SISTERWIVES?

NO.

AM I WARM?

HEAVENLY FATHER HAS
SINGLED YOU OUT

FOR VERY SPECIAL TREATMENT.
HE LOVES YOU SO.

HE HAS TOLD ME THE NAME

OF YOUR NEXT HUSBAND.

- I'M TO BE SEALED?
- TO A STRONG, ADMIRABLE MAN.

HE WILL PROTECT YOU
AND CHERISH YOU FOR
THE PRIZE THAT YOU ARE.

I'M NOT--

I'M NOT SURE
YOUR DEAR FATHER WOULD
HAVE WISHED THIS.

PAPA IS GONE.

YOU ARE NOW THE PROPERTY
OF THE PRIESTHOOD.

MY LOVING COUNSEL IS

FOR YOU TO PREPARE
YOURSELF FOR THIS MAN.

SURELY YOU DO NOT DOUBT
THE HEAVENLY FATHER'S WISDOM.

WOULD YOU DEIGN

TO TELL ME WHO MY NEW
PRIESTHOOD HOLDER MIGHT BE?

AND SPOIL THE SURPRISE
ON YOUR WEDDING DAY?

I DON'T MIND.

VERY WELL.

( cell phone ringing )

- HELLO?
- ( wailing )
OH, MY DAUGHTER!

MAMA?

- OH, MY DAUGHTER.
- WHAT IS IT?

ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
HAVE YOU BEEN IN AN ACCIDENT?

( continues wailing )

( horn blaring )

ARE YOU HURT OR SICK?

I'm coming
to get Cara Lynn.
Can I see you?

NO! NO!

DON, WHAT IS IT?
WHAT'S GOING ON?

- WE'RE CLEAN
WITH THE I.N.S. RIGHT?
- WE'RE CLEAN ON IMMIGRATION,

- BUT IT OPENED
A CAN OF WORMS.
- TELL ME.

THEY WENT THROUGH
OUR WHOLE ROSTER.

THEY FOUND THE DISCREPANCY
BETWEEN PAYROLL AND ACTUAL
NUMBER OF EMPLOYEES.

- WHAT DISCREPANCY?
- THE WIVES PUT ON PAYROLL
FOR HEALTH INSURANCE.

WE COVERED THAT
WITH DUMMY TIMECARDS.

WE STOPPED THE DUMMYING
FOR THE LAST AUDIT.

- WHAT DID YOU TELL THEM?
- I BLUFFED, SAID I DIDN'T KNOW,

SAID I'D CHECK
WITH BOOKKEEPING.

BUT THEY'RE COMING BACK
WITH A TEAM OF ACCOUNTANTS.

GET THE WIVES
OFF THE BOOKS NOW.

THEN THEY LOSE
THEIR COVERAGE.

DON, THIS IS
A LIT FUSE AND IT'S
A LOUSY TIME FOR A SCANDAL.

IT'S A BAD TIME
FOR ME TOO, BILL.

I'M FIGHTING TOOTH
AND NAIL FOR VISITATION
WITH MY KIDS.

THE COURTS
FIND OUT I DROPPED
INSURANCE ON MY KIDS,

IT'S A BIG STRIKE AGAINST ME.
I CAN'T AFFORD THAT.

LISTEN TO ME.
LISTEN TO ME. WE CAN
GET ALTERNATE COVERAGE.

OH, WELL, THAT'S EASY
FOR YOU TO SAY.

VERNIE HAS DIABETES.
LUCAS HAS A.D.D.

I'LL NEVER GET 'EM ENROLLED
IN ANOTHER PLAN.

YOU'RE NOT
GONNA KNOW FOR SURE
UNTIL WE CHECK IT OUT,

AND WE NEED
TO DO THAT NOW.

( door opens, slams )

( engine whirrs )

ALTERNATOR
OR SPARK PLUGS?

BATTERY.

YEAH, WITH MY TRUCK
IT'S ALWAYS THE ALTERNATOR
OR SPARK PLUGS.

I'M BUSY.
MAKE YOUR POINT.

YOU MURDERED
THE PROPHET,

THEN DUG HIM UP

AND BURNED HIS BODY.

WHAT DO YOU
WANT FROM ME?

WHAT YOU DID

WAS BY GOD'S
PERFECT DESIGN.

I WANT TO TALK TO YOU
ABOUT YOUR BROTHER.

OH, I KNOW YOU WANTED HIM
TO BE PROPHET,

BUT IT SEEMS
YOUR BROTHER'S AMBITIONS
RUNS TOWARDS POLITICS.

WELL, I WANT
TO ENLIST YOU

IN A TRUER CAUSE.

TOMMY, WHAT CAN
I DO FOR YOU?

- HAVE YOU GOT
A SECOND?
- SURE.

I'M JUST WONDERING,
HAVE YOU SEEN OR SPOKEN

TO LEILA SINCE
WE HAD OUR LITTLE TALK?

- NO.
- WHAT ABOUT
YOUR ASSISTANT?

- WHAT ABOUT HER?
- SAME QUESTION.

I-- I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T THINK SO.

- IS SHE STILL ON PAYROLL?
- SHE WAS A VOLUNTEER.
A STUDENT.

RESERVATIONS ARE
SMALL COMMUNITIES.

RUMORS START UP
ALL THE TIME.

HERE'S THE LATEST.

YOUR ASSISTANT HELPED
LEILA OUT OF THE HOSPITAL

THEN BOUGHT HER BABY,

AND LEILA USED THE MONEY
TO MAKE A DRUG BUY.

DO YOU KNOW
ANYTHING ABOUT THAT?

NO. NOTHING.

THERE'S A MEMORY HERE.

WHEN PEOPLE HEAR
OF INDIAN CHILDREN
BEING TAKEN BY WHITES,

IT PUSHES
HISTORICAL BUTTONS.

IT GETS NASTY.

YEAH, I CAN IMAGINE.

( whispering )
SARAH ELIZABETH,
YOU LIED TO ME!

I DIDN'T WANT
TO GET LEILA IN TROUBLE.

Well, I was
completely blindsided.

I WAS ON THIN ICE
AT THIS PLACE BEFORE,

- BUT IT JUST GOT
A LOT THINNER.
- DOES DAD KNOW?

OF COURSE NOT.
I THOUGHT THIS WHOLE
LEILA THING WAS OVER

when we left her
at the hospital,
but surprise!

WELL, JUST DON'T
TELL HIM, OKAY?

Oh, yes, right.

YOU DAD'S ABOUT
TO ANNOUNCE HIS CANDIDACY

AND I'M GONNA TAP HIM
ON THE SHOULDER AND SAY,

"OH, BY THE WAY,
YOUR DAUGHTER'S TAKEN
AN INDIAN BABY."

I DIDN'T TAKE HIM.
I'M JUST WATCHING HIM
UNTIL LEILA GETS BACK.

WHO KNOWS WHO
SHE COULD BRING WITH HER?
THESE METH PEOPLE--

they have guns,
gangs and cartels.

You could be putting
yourself in danger.

I'M NOT IN DANGER, MOM.

I'M WORRIED
ABOUT THIS BABY.

HONEY, YOU NEED TO DO
THE RESPONSIBLE THING

AND GET THAT BABY BACK
TO THE RESERVATION.

I AM BEING
RESPONSIBLE, OKAY?

THIS WOMAN'S BEEN
WITH US FOR TWO DAYS

AND NO GUNS, NO METH.

JUST BABY FOOD.

YOU CAN TRUST ME. HEY.

- YOU STUDY HARD NOW, HONEY.
- OKAY.

- OH, WAIT WAIT WAIT.
- WHAT IS IT?

I HAVE TOO MANY THINGS TO DO
FOR ANY MORE NONSENSE.

YOUR BAKING DISH.
DARLING!

MAMA?

WHAT ARE
YOU DOING HERE?

OH, YOU DIDN'T KNOW?

- KNOW WHAT?
- YOUR MOTHER
AND I ARE TO BE SEALED.

THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

J.J.:
SOMETIME DURING
GENERAL CONCLAVE.

CARA LYNN,
GET IN THE CAR.

THIS IS SOME
TWISTED JOKE, RIGHT?

( chuckles )
NOT AT ALL.

I'M A VERY BLESSED MAN.

YOU ARE NOT GONNA
LET THIS HAPPEN,
ARE YOU, MOTHER?

IT'S WHAT HEAVENLY FATHER
HAS ORDAINED,

- ACCORDING TO ALBERT.
- NO, IT'S DEMENTED.
YOU'RE MY MOTHER.

HONEY, IT'S NOT UNUSUAL
FOR A CHILD TO RESENT

- A PARENT'S REMARRIAGE.
- BUT NOT TO MY EX-HUSBAND.

MALINDA,
DO NOT LET THIS HAPPEN.

YOU DON'T KNOW HER.
SHE WILL CHEW YOU UP
AND SPIT YOU OUT.

THAT IS A MOST
UNKIND THING TO SAY.

AS SOMEONE ABOUT
TO BE YOUR NEW FATHER,

I'LL NOT ALLOW YOU
TO ADDRESS YOUR MOTHER
IN THAT TONE.

THIS IS DEMENTED
BEYOND WORDS.

OKAY, PLEASE STOP
USING THAT WORD.

I REALLY DON'T WANT
TO HEAR THAT WORD AGAIN.

YOU'RE TAKING ADVANTAGE
OF HER, OF HER CONFUSION

- AND HER GRIEF.
- HONEY, I'M HERE
UNDER MY OWN STEAM.

NO, MAMA, YOU DO NOT
HAVE TO BE A LAMB
TO THE SLAUGHTER.

YOU CAN CHOOSE
YOUR OWN PATH.

I BELIEVE DEEPLY
IN THE PATH THAT I'M ON.

I AM PRACTICING THE ART
OF PERFECT OBEDIENCE.

WHY IS IT
ALWAYS ABOUT YOU?

WHY CAN'T
YOU EVER SUPPORT ME?

AND IT JUST SO HAPPENS

THAT I THINK
WE'VE GOT THE STUFF
TO MAKE A GOOD MATCH.

IT HAS A CERTAIN ZING.

WE'RE ALL HAPPY
AND CONTENT.

YOURS IS
THE UNQUIET SOUL.

LISTEN UP,
BOTH OF YOU.

I HAVE JUST GOTTEN
MY LIFE BACK ON TRACK

AND YOU ARE NOT GONNA TAKE
THAT AWAY FROM ME.

MARRYING A DAUGHTER
AND THEN HER MOTHER
IS BEYOND SICK.

HE'S EVIL AND MALICIOUS.

THERE'S NOTHING
HE WOULDN'T DO TO CRUSH
SOMEONE'S HAPPINESS.

THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT HE'S DOING--
CRUSHING MY HAPPINESS.

JOEY AND I ARE
STARTING OVER--

HE'S GONNA
TEAR US ASUNDER.

- ( baby cooing )
- YOU CAN FIX IT, NICKI.

- HOW?
- J.J.'S CRAZY FOR YOU.

IF YOU GO FAR AWAY,
HE'LL FOLLOW.

- I WILL NOT BE BAIT, WANDA.
- WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING.

SHORT OF KILLING HIM,
I DON'T KNOW WHAT
THAT WOULD BE.

WOULD YOU?

- WOULD I WHAT?
- KILL HIM.

WE'RE NOT
GONNA KILL HIM.

NO. NO.

WANDA.

HE'S STRONGER
THAN US, NICKI.

WE HAVE TO
DO SOMETHING.

OR HE'LL JUST
GET STRONGER.

( knocker raps )

DOES ANYBODY CARE
THAT MY MOTHER IS
MARRYING MY EX-HUSBAND?

DOES IT STRIKE
ANYONE ELSE AS PERVERSE?

OH, IT'S PERVERSE.
IT'S VERY PERVERSE.

HE SHOULD BE GELDED
AND SHE SHOULD HAVE HER--

SASSAFRAS.

THERE'S REALLY NOTHING
WE CAN DO.

THEY'RE BOTH CONSENTING
ADULTS AND THERE'S NO LAW
AGAINST CRAZY.

- STAMPS, HON.
- STAMPS STAMPS STAMPS.

- ( door closes )
- OH, HOORAY!

BENNY'S HERE
WITH THE PIZZA.

PIZZA?
PIZZA? PIZZA?

BEN:
ONE LARGE PEPPERONI,
ONE LARGE MUSHROOM,

ONE SMALL
HOT SAUSAGE. MOM?

PEPPERONI.
THAT SOUNDS DELICIOUS. BILL?

- MUSHROOM FOR ME, SON.
- MAKE THAT TWO FOR YOUR FATHER.

MARGENE?

WHAT KIND OF PIZZA
WOULD YOU LIKE, MARGIE?

OH, I'LL HAVE
THE SAUSAGE.

EXCUSE ME.

I WANT PEPPERONI, BEN.

THANKS, BEN.
JOIN US.

GEE, DAD, I CAN'T.
I HAVE HOMEWORK.

WHAT'S WITH
ALL THE LOOKS?

- ( phone ringing )
- Teenie: OOH, I'LL GET IT.

UH-OH. I THOUGHT
YOU SAID ALL THIS
I.N.S. STUFF WAS OVER.

- WHAT?
- THERE'S A "TIMES" ONLINE
STORY ABOUT THE RAID.

"A SPECIAL INVESTIGATION UNIT
IS LOOKING INTO OVERSIGHTS."

WHAT SPECIAL
INVESTIGATION UNIT?

OH, I'M SURE
IT'S JUST ROUTINE.

IT'S ROUTINE,
RIGHT, BILL?

IT'S ABOUT PUTTING YOU GUYS
ON THE PAYROLL FOR MEDICAL.

- DON'T WORRY.
DON'S TAKING CARE OF IT.
- DADDY, PHONE.

YEAH. WHAT?

BARB, WHY IS
EVERYONE SO TENSE?

I KNOW IT ISN'T
OUT OF CONCERN FOR ME.

MORE FLYERS, MARGIE?

WHAT?

TELL ME.

WE'RE MOVING UP
OUR ANNOUNCEMENT
BY THREE DAYS.

- WHAT?
- BILL, I CAN'T FINISH
THAT LOG CABIN.

YES, YOU CAN.
WORK DOUBLE TIME.

COLBURN'S MOVED
HIS ANNOUNCEMENT
UP TO THURSDAY.

SOMEHOW HE FOUND OUT
WHEN WE'RE ANNOUNCING,

AND HE'S TRYING
TO GET THE JUMP ON US.
WE HAVE TO MOVE OURS UP.

BARB, WE'VE GOTTA
PUSH BACK.

HE'S PLAYING
DIRTY POOL.

WE NEED TO STAY
AHEAD OF THE GAME.

WHAT ARE YOU
LOOKING AT ME FOR?

BARB!

BARB?

BARB?

- BARB, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- SIFTING WEEVILS.

- HONEY--
- NO, I'M ALL RIGHT.

I'M JUST REALLY
REALLY SWAMPED
RIGHT NOW, THAT'S ALL.

HONEY, WE HAVE
TO ANNOUNCE FIRST
TO GET THE MOMENTUM.

I CAN TALK TO DON...

- NO. NO.
- ...TAKE SOME OF
THE PRESSURE OFF OF YOU.

HAVE HIM PICK UP SOME
OF THE SLACK AT THE CASINO.

( emphatically ) NO.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I DON'T KNOW,
BUT I THINK IT WILL
MAKE ME FEEL BETTER.

BILL, DON'T WORRY.
THIS'LL BE FAST.

( both grunt )

( crickets chirping )

YOU TOLD 'EM
9:00 P.M., RIGHT?

YES, I SAID 9:00.

WHEN YOU SAID THE BORDER,
I THOUGHT YOU MEANT
TUCSON OR PHOENIX,

NOT THE ACTUAL BORDER.

THEY'RE DRIVING UP
FROM HERMOSILLO.

THIS ISN'T REALLY
AN EXACT SCIENCE, YOU KNOW.

WE CAN GET OUR THROATS
SLIT OUT HERE.

MAYBE THIS WAS
A MISTAKE.

OH, THIS IS
SOME BUSINESS PLAN.

A REAL DOOZY.

- ( car approaching )
- IF THIS WORKS OUT,

THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE,
POSITIVE LAST TIME.

- ( whispering )
GET DOWN! BORDER PATROL!
- ( radio chatter )

- ( cell phone ringing )
- OH!

- ( whispers )
SHUT THAT OFF!
- I DON'T KNOW HOW!

- HELLO.
- Bill: Mom,
sorry if I woke you.

NO, I'M STILL AWAKE.

THERE'S BEEN
A CHANGE IN PLANS.

I'M MOVING UP
MY ANNOUNCEMENT
TO WEDNESDAY.

- CAN YOU STILL MAKE IT?
- AFFIRMATIVE.

WHY ARE YOU WHISPERING?

THE BABY'S ASLEEP.
I'LL SEE YOU WEDNESDAY.

- ( phone clicks )
- THERE THEY ARE.
THAT'S THEM.

WAIT WAIT WAIT.

COMO USTED,
AND SO ON?

WE RAN OUT OF GAS.

48 NAPES, 36 LILAC CROWNS
AND TWO MEALIES.

HERE'S YOUR CASH. HERE.

- TAKE IT.
- FRANK: STEP ON IT.
COME ON.

COME ON, HURRY UP.
LET'S GET TO THE CAR.

LET'S GET THESE BABIES
INTO THE TRUCK.

LET'S GET OUT OF HERE FAST.
GIVE MY REGARDS TO HOLLIS.

SHOO. SHOO.
LET'S GET OUR HEINIES
OUT OF HERE.

WELCOME HOME.

WHAT THE HECK?
HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE?

IT WAS UNLOCKED.

- THE DOOR?
- NO, THE WINDOW.

YOU BROKE
INTO MY HOME?!

NOT LIKE THAT.

I BROUGHT YOU
GRAPE JELLY.

ARE YOU CRAZY?
SOMEONE COULD'VE SEEN YOU.

- I HAVE A WIFE.
- I CALLED.

I FOUND OUT YOUR FAMILY IS
OUT OF TOWN FOR TWO DAYS.

YOU CAN'T CALL
MY FAMILY.

- I WAS CAREFUL.
- THIS IS INSANE.

WHY? WHY DOES IT
HAVE TO BE CRAZY?

LOOK. I MADE DINNER
WHILE I WAITED.

CAN I STAY?

LOOK. YOU CAN NEVER
DO THIS AGAIN.

EVER.

I MADE
TURKEY TETRAZZINI
AND COLESLAW.

LET ME GO CHANGE.
AT LEAST WE CAN TALK.

YOU WANTED
TO PLAY NICE DOLLY
WITH THE NANCY BOY...

...BUT HE'S COLLABORATING
WITH YOUR ENEMY.

WHAT A FOOL
YOU'VE BEEN.

YOU'RE A PATHETIC CRYBABY

WHO MASTURBATED HIMSELF
INTO A SODOMITE.

OH YEAH.
( grunts )

BEN.

I WAS JUST TRYING
TO GET THE HOT COCOA MIX.

BEN:
YOU KISSED ME.

WAS IT REALLY
JUST A GOOF?

ARE YOU EVER
GONNA BE HONEST,

OR KEEP ACTING LIKE
I'M A STUPID KID

AND YOU'RE JUST
SOME INNOCENT FLIRT?

I'VE HAD TO GROW UP.

WHY NOT YOU?

THAT DAY WAS CRAZY

AND YOU WERE SO NICE.

I WAS JUST
VERY GRATEFUL

AND I'M SORRY
IF YOU MISUNDERSTOOD.

WHATEVER YOU SAY.

BEN.

IT DID...
MEAN SOMETHING.

IT DID.

( country western
music playing )

100 BIRDS
AT $800 A POP.

I'D SAY WE MADE
A MIGHTY PRETTY PENNY.

LOIS:
DIDN'T I TELL YOU?

IS THIS
EASY PICKINGS OR WHAT?

I WANT TO SPLURGE
FOR MY HONEYS.

LET'S STAY
AT A HOLIDAY INN EXPRESS.

UH, NO CAN DO.

WE NEED TO DRIVE
STRAIGHT THROUGH.

IT'S AFTER 2:00 A.M.
AND I NEED ME SOME SHUT-EYE.

NO, I'LL SIT
IN THE FRONT WITH HER

AND YOU CAN JUST STRETCH
RIGHT ON OUT BACK HERE.

NO, UM, THIS IS
CRAP BACK HERE.

FRANK, YOUR SON IS RUNNING
FOR STATE SENATE

AND HE WANTS ME TO BE
AT HIS LITTLE RALLY.

I AM NOT
GOING TO MISS IT.

THAT IS NEWS TO ME.

WELL, NOW YOU KNOW.

I THOUGHT THAT

MAYBE JODEAN
AND I WOULD HAVE

A LITTLE HONEYMOON
ON THE WAY BACK,

MAYBE CAMP OUT
AT WHITE SANDS.

ISN'T THAT RIGHT,
DARLING?

I GUESS SO.

WHAT'S HE WANT YOU FOR?

I AM GIVING
HIS INTRODUCTORY SPEECH.

YOU?

WELL, THAT'S A HOOT.

YOU ARE
PRACTICALLY ILLITERATE.

YOU ARE WELCOME
TO COME ALONG.

WHY? TO WATCH
YOU MUFF IT?

THINK ABOUT IT, LOIS.

YOUR FANCY SON
DOESN'T EVER WANT
TO BE SEEN WITH YOU.

IT IS A LITTLE,
PETTY MAN

WHO WON'T STAND
BY HIS SON.

BE PROUD OF WHAT
THAT BOY'S ACCOMPLISHED.

BE A GOOD FATHER FOR ONCE.

COSTS YOU NOTHING.

* HARK HARK HARK

- * THE CHILDREN'S MUSIC...
- ( cooing )

* CHILDREN'S VOICES,
OH, HOW SWEET *

* WHEN IN INNOCENCE
AND LOVE *

* LIKE THE ANGELS UP ABOVE

* THEY WITH HAPPY HEARTS

* AND CHEERFUL FACES MEET.

OH. GIVE ME YOUR FACE.

( calculator clicking )

I BROUGHT US BREAKFAST.

BARB MADE CINNAMON ROLLS.

CAN I SIT?

OF COURSE.

WHAT BRINGS
YOU IN SO EARLY?

I WANTED
TO VISIT WITH YOU...

AND MAKE AMENDS.

I'M TRULY SORRY
THAT MY ACTIONS HAVE
BEEN AFFECTING YOU, DON.

- I'M OKAY.
- I'M GLAD,

BUT I WANT TO
MAKE UP THE DIFFERENCE
ON THE MEDICAL PLANS.

BILL, I CAN PAY
MY OWN WAY.

I KNOW YOU CAN.
THAT'S NOT THE POINT.

I CAUSED THE PROBLEM.
I WANT TO MAKE IT UP.

LOOK. I KNOW YOU
HAVEN'T EXACTLY BEEN
A FAN OF MY POLITICAL PATH.

THAT'S NOT IT.

I DREAM ABOUT DOING
THINGS LIKE THIS TOO,

BUT YOU'RE THE GUY
WHO MAKES IT HAPPEN.

- OH, COME ON.
- MY LIFE, MY MARRIAGES
HAVE FALLEN APART.

I'M STRUGGLING
TO PUT ONE FOOT
IN FRONT OF THE OTHER,

SO MAYBE I'VE BEEN
WRESTLING WITH SOME ENVY.

BUT I'M DONE
WITH THAT NOW.

I'M ALL IN.
I REALLY AM.

- HEY HEY HEY HEY.
- ( laughs )

IT'S BEEN A TOUGH GAME, DON,
BUT I'M ON TOP OF IT NOW.

( birds squawking )

( snoring )

( snores )

( latches clinking )

( birds chirping wildly,
wings flapping )

OH. FRANK.

( yells )
OH! FRANK!

OH! OH OH OH!

NO! NO!

STOP 'EM!
STOP 'EM!

- OH! FRANK! WHAT--
- FRANK: THEY'RE FLYING AWAY!

YOU WERE SUPPOSED
TO TIE IT DOWN!

YOU WERE
SUPPOSED TO FIX IT!

OH, GET OFF
MY BACK, WOMAN!

( pounds on door )

SHE'S YOUR DAUGHTER?
AND THE TWO OF YOU TOOK
AN INDIAN BABY?

NO. NO.

- THAT'S NOT TRUE.
- THAT'S NOT WHAT LEILA SAYS,

AND I'D BELIEVE HER
OVER YOU.

THE RESERVATION POLICE
PICKED HER UP TODAY

AND SHE'S RANTING
THAT SARAH TOOK
HER LITTLE BOY.

LEILA IS LYING.

SHE LEFT HER BABY
WITH SARAH.

NO, YOU LIED TO ME.

SHE IS YOUR DAUGHTER
AND SHE DOES HAVE THE BABY.

YES, BUT I DIDN'T KNOW
THE WHOLE STORY BEFORE.

SARAH IS--
SARAH IS JUST TRYING
TO DO THE RIGHT THING.

YOU KNOW THERE ARE
LAWS AGAINST THIS,
DON'T YOU?

AGAINST TAKING
OUR BABIES?

YOUR L.D.S. TRYING
TO SAVE OUR SOULS?

OUR SOULS DON'T
NEED TO BE SAVED,
AND CERTAINLY NOT BY YOU.

WHAT'S THIS ALL ABOUT?

YOUR VERSION OR MINE?

I-- I, UM--

I DIDN'T TELL YOU
THIS BEFORE,

BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WOULD
BE HANDLED BY NOW,

BUT SARAH HAS A BABY.

- WHAT BABY?
- THE BABY OF THE WOMAN
THAT YOUR WIFE

- AND DAUGHTER HIT
ON THE RESERVATION.
- WE DID HIT A WOMAN.

YOU WERE IN D.C.
SHE'S FINE, BUT--

TOMMY, CAN I ASK YOU
TO LEAVE US ALONE WHILE
I GET CAUGHT UP?

I PROMISE THIS WILL
BE RESOLVED TODAY.

HOW COULD YOU
NOT HAVE TOLD ME?

I WAS GOING TO TELL YOU.
OF COURSE I WAS.

I DIDN'T WANT
TO BURDEN YOU.

I AM DOING
EVERYTHING I CAN

TO KEEP THESE PROBLEMS
FROM YOU, BUT...

IT JUST BACKFIRED.

HONEY, I KNOW
YOU DID THIS

OUT OF THE GOODNESS
OF YOUR HEART,

BUT THAT BABY'S GOT TO
GO BACK TO ITS MOTHER.

SHE'S CLEARLY NOT READY
TO TAKE CARE OF HIM,

AND I THINK I SHOULD HELP
UNTIL SHE IS ABLE.

BUT YOUR IDEA
OF HELP IS PUTTING
THE WHOLE CASINO AT RISK.

SO YOU'RE WORRIED
ABOUT THE POLITICS IN THIS?

THAT'S NOT FAIR.
I'M WORRIED ABOUT YOU.

YOU CAN NEVER LEGITIMATELY
BE THIS CHILD'S MOTHER.

I KNOW THAT.
I'M NOT CRAZY.

I JUST-- I JUST--

I DIDN'T PLAN
ON FEELING THIS WAY.

BRING THE BOY
TO TRIBAL SERVICES.

IT'S THE RIGHT THING TO DO
NO MATTER HOW YOU FEEL.

I DON'T THINK
I GOT THE INVITE.

LEILA'S LONG GONE
AND SARAH'S HOLDING ON
TO HER BABY.

SHE'S BEING UNREASONABLE
AND WE'VE GOT TO DEAL
WITH THIS NOW.

YOU NEED TO TELL HER
THAT THE BABY'S GOING
BACK TONIGHT.

I'M NOT GONNA WALK
IN HERE AND DICTATE TO HER.

DUE RESPECT,
BUT WE DON'T HAVE
THAT KIND OF MARRIAGE.

I'M SORRY, THIS IS--
I SHOULD'VE CALLED YOU.

I WILL STAND BY YOU,
WHATEVER YOU NEED.

EXCUSE US.
COME HERE.

BUT YOU HAVE TO TELL ME
WHAT'S REALLY GOING ON.

I DON'T KNOW.
SUDDENLY I HAVE THIS
CHANCE TO HELP SOMEBODY.

I MEAN, THIS BABY
JUST WINDS UP IN MY ARMS.

THIS PERFECT
PERFECT LITTLE--

AND THEN IT ALL
CAME BACK TO ME...

AND I JUST
COULDN'T LET GO.

( whispering )
OKAY. HEY.

IT'S OKAY.

MAYBE NEVER DEALT
WITH LOSING OUR BABY.

YOU KNOW, MAYBE WE'RE
GONNA HAVE TO.

I DON'T KNOW HOW.

NEITHER DO I.

NOW WE JUST TAKE IT
STEP BY STEP

IN WHATEVER
DIRECTION WE WANT.

OKAY.

AND EACH ONE
OF THESE CHARMS COMES

WITH A CERTIFICATE
OF "HEARTS ON A SLEEVE"
AUTHENTICITY,

BECAUSE I KNOW
HOW MUCH AUTHENTICITY
MATTERS TO YOU...

WHICH IS WHY
I NEED TO--

I NEED TO SET
THE RECORD STRAIGHT.

I NEED TO SET
THE RECORD STRAIGHT.

THAT GUY WHO WAS CALLED
MR. MARGENE HEFFMAN
THE OTHER DAY--

HE'S NOT.

HE WAS JUST
A GOOD FRIEND WHO WAS
HELPING ME OUT,

NOT MY HUSBAND.

MY HUSBAND--

MY HUSBAND ABANDONED ME,

WALKED OUT.

AND I DIDN'T WANT
TO SAY ANYTHING ON CAMERA

BECAUSE I WAS--
I AM SO ASHAMED.

I'M SO ASHAMED.

FOR MY WHOLE LIFE--

I MEAN,
FIRST MY DAD--

HE WAS A DRUNK
WHO LEFT ME AND MY MOM.

( crying )
AND THEN MY MOM--

MY MOM DIED ALONE
ON THE LAUNDRY ROOM FLOOR

NEXT TO THE CHANGE MACHINE,

AND I'M PRETTY SURE
ALCOHOL WAS INVOLVED.

AND NOW I'M
JUST A SINGLE MOM
WITH THREE KIDS

TRYING TO SELL
SHINY THINGS.

( knocks loudly
on door )

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
WHERE DID YOU GO?

WHAT ARE YOU
DOING BACK HERE?

( emotionally )
I TRUSTED YOU

AND YOU BETRAYED ME
WITH BILL.

- WHAT ARE
YOU TALKING ABOUT?!
- I SAW YOUR PLANS,

- ALL YOUR REPORTS.
- OF COURSE I TALKED TO HIM.
HE'S ONE OF MY ADVISORS.

I CAN'T LET YOU
BREAK UP THE COMPOUND.

THAT WOULD DESTROY
100 YEARS OF WHAT
WE'VE STRUGGLED TO BUILD.

YOU HAVE NO RIGHT
TO DO THAT TO US.

I WOULD NEVER
BETRAY YOU.

I BELIEVE
IN THE PRINCIPLE, DALE,

AND I BELIEVE THAT
MY PEOPLE HAVE TO STAY
STRONG TO DEFEND IT.

BUT I WANT TO UNDO
MY FATHER'S MISDEEDS.

HE WAS CRUEL
AND HE HURT
TOO MANY PEOPLE.

I UNDERSTAND.

I DO.
I UNDERSTAND.

WE CAN DO THIS
TOGETHER.

I THINK YOU'RE
THE ANSWER TO MY PRAYERS.

- THE CREW GOT
THE LOG CABIN LOADED.
- GOOD. TEENIE, HURRY.

WE STILL HAVE TO GET IT
ASSEMBLED ONSTAGE BY 2:00,
2:15 AT THE LATEST.

- WHERE'S NICKI?
- I ASKED HER TO DO
A LITTLE RECON.

I'LL EXPLAIN LATER.

- MOM, DAD.
- WHAT IS IT, TEENIE?

BEN ISN'T RIGHTEOUS.

HE'S IN LOVE
WITH MARGENE.

WHAT? NO, THAT WAS
JUST A SILLY TV THING.

NOT THAT.

HE WROTE HER
A LOVE LETTER

ON OUR TRIP TO CUMORAH.
I READ IT.

THEY'RE IN LOVE.

WHAT-- WHAT HAPPENED?

I DON'T KNOW.

MARGENE MADE ME
LEAVE THE ROOM.

WAS I WRONG
TO TELL YOU?

NO, SWEETIE,
IT'S FINE.

YOU GO ON AHEAD.
WE'LL CATCH UP WITH YOU.

- I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
- DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS?

NO NO, NOT THE LETTER.

WHAT AREN'T
YOU TELLING ME?

HONESTLY, THIS IS
NEWS TO ME TOO,

- BUT--
- WHAT?

BEN AND MARGENE HAD

ACCIDENTAL LITTLE KISS.

- AT CUMORAH?
- NO, AT THE TV STATION.

WE DON'T NEED TO MAKE
A BIG DEAL OUT OF THIS.

I JUST WANT TO KNOW
WHO KISSED WHO AND WHY.

THEN WE'LL GET
TO THE LETTER.

BILL, THIS-- THIS IS
REALLY HARD TO EXPLAIN.

- I--
- I DID IT.

THE KISS, THE LETTER--
IT WAS ALL ME.

I HAD A STUPID CRUSH.

IT'S OVER.

I'M SORRY.
I WAS OUT OF LINE.

I'LL QUIT YOUR CAMPAIGN,
DO WHATEVER YOU WANT.

THANK YOU
FOR TELLING ME, BEN.
I KNOW THAT WASN'T EASY.

MARGENE AND I NEED
TO TALK.

YOU AND I CAN FINISH
THIS LATER, OKAY?

HOLD ON, SON.

YOU NEED
TO APOLOGIZE TO MARGE.

NO, HE DOESN'T HAVE TO.

REALLY, IT'S OKAY.

I'M SORRY, MARGENE.

I WISH YOU DIDN'T
HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS.

IT'S REALLY
NOT A BIG DEAL.

HONESTLY.

( cell phone ringing )

FEEL FREE
TO GET THAT.

- ( phone beep )
- HELLO.

- Nicki: It's me.
- WHAT DO YOU KNOW?

( whispering )
THAT ONLINE ARTICLE--

IT HAD SEVERAL READERS'
COMMENTS SAYING

that Home Plus is
a cover for polygamists.

- WHAT?
- COLBURN'S ALL OVER IT.

- HE'S TALKING
TO HOME PLUS EMPLOYEES.
- ( phones ringing )

IT GETS WORSE.
HE HAS FRIENDS
AT CHANNEL 9

AND THEY'RE SENDING A REPORTER
OUT TO THE STORES TODAY.

COLBURN KNOWS, BILL,
AND HE'S GONNA USE IT.

THANKS, MILLIE.

( people chatting )

( hammer pounding )

I KNOW IT'S--
IT'S BAD NOW,

BUT YOUR FATHER
WILL COME AROUND.

I DON'T WANT
TO TALK ABOUT THIS NOW.

- OR EVER.
- I-- I-- JUST--

JUST SO YOU KNOW--
JUST SO YOU KNOW,

I LOVE YOU, AND...

WE'LL GET THROUGH THIS.

- I'M ON YOUR SIDE.
- I NEED YOU TO GET
ON THE OTHER SIDE

- AND BALANCE
THIS THING, MOM.
- ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.

WAIT WAIT WAIT!
BEN, IT'S TIPPING!
IT'S TIPPING!

- I'VE GOT IT.
- OH.

JOEY, YOU MADE IT.

WELL, HOW COULD
I MISS THIS?

JUST WANTED
TO BE WITH FAMILY.

OH, HEY, BILL.
NERVOUS ABOUT
YOUR ANNOUNCEMENT?

45 MINUTES TO GO.

DO YOU HAVE A SEC?

YEAH.
IS SOMETHING WRONG?

THEY HAVE US CORNERED.
IT'S UNRAVELING, DON.

COLBURN KNOWS
THERE'S POLYGAMISTS HERE.

WE'LL JUST DENY IT.

CHANNEL 9 IS
SENDING SOMEONE OVER,
THE I.N.S. IS ON OUR SCENT

AND COLBURN'S SCREAMING IT
FROM THE ROOFTOPS.

HOW-- HOW DO
WE STOP IT?

WE HAVE TO GIVE
THEM SOMETHING
OR WE'RE ALL GOING DOWN.

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?

I KNOW THIS IS ASKING
THE IMPOSSIBLE.

WILL YOU TAKE
THE BULLET?

DON:
I PRACTICE
THE PRINCIPLE.

I MANIPULATED
THE BOOKS TO PUT
FOUR OF MY FIVE WIVES

ON PAYROLL TO GET
MEDICAL INSURANCE
FOR THEM.

I'VE BEEN
LIVING A DOUBLE LIFE
AND I APOLOGIZE

TO EVERYONE
I'VE BETRAYED.

I HOODWINKED MY PARTNER
BILL HENRICKSON,

AND I'VE TENDERED
MY RESIGNATION.

ANYTHING YOU WANT TO ADD,
MR. HENRICKSON?

THIS IS A DEEPLY
PERSONAL MATTER

AND I DOUBT IT'S ANYONE'S
BUSINESS BUT OUR OWN
HERE AT THE COMPANY.

AS WE CONTINUE
ON THIS PATH,

WE ASK FOR YOUR
CONTINUED PROTECTION,

COURAGE
AND INSPIRATION.

IN THE NAME
OF JESUS CHRIST, AMEN.

- ( rock music playing )
- ( crowd cheering )

* Star cracks open

* The wall's fallen
through the floor *

* Just as well
to keep it... *

( music continues )

HONEY, YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO BE IN THE AUDIENCE.

- I'M SO SORRY.
- FOR WHAT?

( crying )
I'M SO SORRY.

HE LIED TO YOU...

FOR ME.

I DON'T KNOW
WHY I DID IT,

BUT IT JUST HAPPENED
AND I WISH I COULD
TAKE IT ALL BACK.

I KISSED HIM

AND I MEANT IT.

I WANTED YOU TO BE THERE,
BUT YOU WEREN'T AND HE WAS

AND IN THAT MOMENT
I JUST KISSED HIM.

( sobbing )

Lois:
AND SO I BRING YOU
MY DEVOTED,

DEDICATED
AND SELF-MADE SON,

YOUR NEXT
STATE SENATOR,

WILLIAM ORVILLE
HENRICKSON.

BUT YOU CAN
CALL ME BILL.

AND THAT
INSPIRING WOMAN,
MY MOTHER,

IS ONE OF THE REASONS
I AM STANDING
UP HERE TODAY.

SHE OVERCAME HARDSHIPS

TO GIVE HER CHILDREN
A SENSE OF PURPOSE
AND INTEGRITY.

I CREDIT HER
AND HER ALONE,

FOR TEACHING ME
THAT THROUGH FAITH
AND HARD WORK

A PERSON CAN
TRANSFORM THEMSELVES,

CAN EVEN TRANSFORM
A DESTINY.

THROUGH FAITH
AND HARD WORK,

I'VE TRANSFORMED
MYSELF FROM A KID
FROM JUNIPER CREEK

INTO A BUSINESSMAN
AND A PROUD FAMILY MAN.

( cheering )

( crickets chirping )

( footsteps )

I JUST THOUGHT IT
WOULD BE BEST IF I LEFT
FOR A WHILE, YOU KNOW?

I WAS THINKING
THE SAME THING.

- ( door closes )
- ( theme music playing )