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( theme song playing )
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* I MAY NOT ALWAYS
LOVE YOU *
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* BUT LONG AS THERE ARE
STARS ABOVE YOU *
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* YOU NEVER NEED
TO DOUBT IT *
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* I'LL MAKE YOU
SO SURE ABOUT IT *
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* GOD ONLY KNOWS
WHAT I'D BE WITHOUT YOU *
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* IF YOU SHOULD EVER
LEAVE ME *
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* WELL, LIFE WOULD STILL
GO ON, BELIEVE ME *
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* THE WORLD COULD SHOW
NOTHING TO ME *
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* SO WHAT GOOD
WOULD LIVING DO ME? *
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* GOD ONLY KNOWS
WHAT I'D BE WITHOUT YOU *
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* GOD ONLY KNOWS WHAT
I'D BE WITHOUT YOU *
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* GOD ONLY KNOWS
WHAT I'D BE WITHOUT YOU *
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- * GOD ONLY KNOWS
WHAT I'D BE WITHOUT YOU *
- * GOD ONLY KNOWS
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* GOD ONLY KNOWS
WHAT I'D BE WITHOUT YOU *
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- * GOD ONLY KNOWS WHAT
I'D BE WITHOUT YOU *
- * GOD ONLY KNOWS
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* GOD ONLY KNOWS
WHAT I'D BE WITHOUT YOU *
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- * GOD ONLY KNOWS WHAT
I'D BE WITHOUT YOU *
- * GOD ONLY KNOWS
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* GOD ONLY KNOWS
WHAT I'D BE WITHOUT YOU. *
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Bill:
OUR FOREFATHERS WINTERED
HERE IN NEBRASKA
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ON THEIR BOLD TREK WEST.
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TODAY, ON OUR PILGRIMAGE EAST,
WE STOP TO REMEMBER
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THE 600 SAINTS BURIED HERE,
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AND THE GREAT SACRIFICES
OUR ANCESTORS MADE
FOR US. BARB?
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YES.
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"PERSECUTED
FOR THEIR BELIEFS,
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DRIVEN FROM THEIR HOMES,
THEY MADE ENCAMPMENT HERE
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IN THIS VERY PLACE,
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FROM THE WINTER
OF 1846 TO 1847.
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AND YET, THEY PUSHED ON."
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Bill:
SO THAT'S THE LESSON,
HERE, FOLKS--
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WE PUSH ON.
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WE'RE THROWN CURVE BALLS
EVERY DAY.
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THE MOST IMPORTANT TEST
IS HOW WE DEAL WITH IT,
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HOW WE RISE TO THE OCCASION,
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KNOWING HEAVENLY FATHER
IS WITH US EVERY
STEP OF THE WAY.
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OKAY, PEOPLE,
LET'S GET BACK TO THE CARS.
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NICE JOB, BARB.
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THANK YOU, MARGENE.
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SUCH A DORK.
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( oldies rock music
playing )
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YOU FEEL OKAY?
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IT'S THIS--
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IT'S THIS FIRST
TRIMESTER STUFF.
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I JUST WANNA SLEEP
OR THROW UP.
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THIS VACATION'S
PRETTY BAD TIMING.
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I FEEL LIKE A PRISONER
OF WAR ON A DEATH MARCH.
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WELL, PRISONERS
HAD STUFF LIKE SCURVY.
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YEAH, AND WE HAVE DAD.
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( religious music
playing )
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RAY, I WANT YOU TO PUT
YOUR HAND BACK IN THE CAR
RIGHT NOW,
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BEFORE IT BLOWS OFF.
OKAY?
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WHY CAN'T WE BURY
THE TIME CAPSULE BACK
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WITH ALL THE GHOSTS
OF THE PIONEER PEOPLE?
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THERE ARE NO GHOSTS, PAL.
WE DON'T BELIEVE IN 'EM.
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THE PIONEERS ARE
IN THE CELESTIAL KINGDOM NOW.
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WE HAVE TO WAIT
TILL WE GET TO HILL
CUMORAH IN NEW YORK.
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WHY?
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BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE
THE ANGEL MORONI
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LED JOSEPH SMITH
TO THE BURIED GOLDEN TABLETS
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THAT BECAME
THE BOOK OF MORMON.
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WE'RE PLANTING OUR
FAMILY CAPSULE SMACK
IN THE HEART OF MORMONDOM.
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SO YOUR CHILDREN
AND GRANDCHILDREN WILL FIND IT,
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AND LEARN ABOUT US
AND THE TIME WE LIVED IN
ON THIS EARTH.
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I THINK IT'S GOOD
PUTTING SOME DISTANCE
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BETWEEN US AND THE TRIAL,
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THE WHOLE ANA THING.
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LISTEN UP, TEAM--
RIGHT TURN COMING UP
IN HALF A MILE.
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Do you copy?
Over.
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WE COPY YOU, BIG DADDY.
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MEET YOU AT THE MOTEL.
OVER AND OUT.
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- WHAT?
- JUST BRING IT DOWN
A NOTCH, MARGIE.
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- YOU'RE ACTING LIKE AN
IMBECILE. IT'S A LONG TRIP.
- I'M REALLY EXCITED, NICKI.
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I'M HAVING
A REALLY GOOD TIME.
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I'M GONNA FOCUS
ON THE POSITIVE--
MOVE AHEAD AND ALL THAT.
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HEY, WAS IT JUST ME,
OR WAS BARB KINDA SNOTTY
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WHEN I COMPLIMENTED HER
BACK THERE?
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DEFINITELY SNOTTY.
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THIS IS THE MOST
DEPRESSING CROSS-COUNTRY
SLOG I COULD IMAGINE.
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YOUR LITTLE CHUM
DUMPED US
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AND WE'RE A BUNCH
OF DIVORCEES.
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THIS FAMILY HAS HIT
A BIG FAT STOP SIGN.
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( radio show playing )
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( water flowing )
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Margene: BILL?
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- HI.
- DON'T FREAK OUT.
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DON'T GET MAD.
EVERYTHING'S OKAY,
BUT...
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I BROUGHT MY MOTHER.
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I'VE BEEN THINKING
ABOUT WHAT TO DO WITH HER,
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WITH HER ASHES, I MEAN,
AND I COULDN'T THINK
UP ANY PLACE
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THAT FELT REALLY
ACTUALLY RIGHT.
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THEN I REMEMBERED
HER UNCLE MORRIS.
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I TRACKED HIM DOWN
AND CALLED HIM UP.
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AND, BILL,
HE LIVES IN ILLINOIS!
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WE GO PRACTICALLY
BY HIS FRONT DOOR.
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- WHAT'S "PRACTICALLY"?
- 150 MILES.
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- ONE WAY?
- 300 MILES ROUND TRIP.
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MARGIE, WE'RE RUNNING
SUCH A TIGHT SCHEDULE
TO GET TO CUMORAH,
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AND YOU'RE PROPOSING
THE BETTER PART OF
A WHOLE DAY--
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I CAN DO IT BY MYSELF.
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TAKE A SIDE TRIP WHILE
THE REST OF YOU ARE AT
THE RIVERBOAT CASINO WITH JERRY.
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ZIP UP AND BACK,
AND NO ONE WOULD EVEN NOTICE.
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AND I'D GET BACK
IN PLENTY OF TIME
FOR THE PAGEANT.
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PLEASE.
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WE'LL FIGURE
SOMETHING OUT.
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WHAT KIND OF PILLS
ARE THESE ANYWAY?
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- NOTHING.
- OH! WOW.
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- COULD HAVE FOOLED ME.
- I DON'T NEED THEM.
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I MEAN,
IT'S NOT FOR YOU.
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NOT FOR ANY OF YOU.
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WELL, FOR WHO THEN?
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IT'S JUST THE PRESSURE,
MARGIE--
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THE PRESSURE,
NICKI'S INFERTILITY...
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I MEAN, THE STRESS OF THAT,
AND ALL THE DEMANDS--
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I UNDERSTAND, PLEASE.
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IT'S OKAY.
YOUR SECRET'S SAFE WITH ME.
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THAT'S GREAT, MARGIE.
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WHY DON'T YOU GO
AND GET THE KIDS
READY FOR PRAYERS?
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OKAY.
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( sighs )
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THE BOYS WILL GET FLEAS
FROM THESE DUMPS BILL
KEEPS PICKING.
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- WELL, IT'S BETTER THAN
LAST NIGHT'S IN CHEYENNE.
- ( cell phone ringing )
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- IS THAT YOURS OR MINE?
- MINE.
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PROBABLY BILL
WITH MORE INSTRUCTIONS.
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- HELLO?
- MARGENE?
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- YES.
- Hey, it's Ray.
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YES, I-- I RECOGNIZED
YOUR VOICE.
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( whispering )
PSST. WHO IS IT?
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IS EVERYTHING OKAY,
MR. HENRY?
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UH, MARGE, COME ON.
I REALLY WISH YOU'D
CALL ME RAY.
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UH-HUH. I KNOW.
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( whispering )
WHAT DOES HE WANT?
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Listen, I'm sorry
to bother you, but I
was wondering,
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WHERE DID YOU PUT
THAT CLARKSON FILE
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THAT I ASKED YOU
TO LEAVE ON MY DESK?
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- ON YOUR DESK.
- RIGHT. OH!
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Ah, sorry.
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I didn't see it there.
Okay.
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HEY, HOW'S YOUR VACATION
GOING?
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FINE.
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YOU LIKE HAWAII, HUH?
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OH, YES.
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I'VE NEVER BEEN ANYWHERE
SO BEAUTIFUL IN MY LIFE.
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Yeah, it's really gorgeous.
I went once.
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I picked up
a nice cardigan from there.
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WELL, I HAVE TO GO.
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All right, yep.
Sure, sorry.
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HE CERTAINLY
HAS A LOT OF NERVE
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CALLING YOU
ON YOUR VACATION.
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HE'S A VERY BUSY MAN,
BARB.
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I'M JUST SAYING
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I THOUGHT YOU SAID
YOUR ASSIGNMENT HAD ENDED.
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I CAN'T SLEEP ON THESE.
THERE'S NO SUPPORT.
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WELL, I CAN GIVE YOU
ONE OF MINE.
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NO THANKS.
I'LL MANAGE.
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- REALLY.
BECAUSE I DON'T--
- BARB!
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I'LL MANAGE.
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THIS GUY FROM WORK,
HE'S A REAL MOVER
AND SHAKER, WANDA.
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HE TOTALLY MADE UP AN EXCUSE
TO CALL ME YESTERDAY.
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I THINK HE WAS FLIRTING
WITH ME, DO YOU THINK?
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AS HE CHASED YOU
AT NIGHT?
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HAS HE TRIED TO PUT YOU
IN THE TRUNK?
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HE'S NOT REALLY LIKE THAT.
HE WEARS CARDIGANS.
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THAT SOUNDS SERIOUS.
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YOU ARE A MARRIED WOMAN,
YOU CAN'T BE TALKING ABOUT
ANOTHER MAN'S CARDIGANS.
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( horn honking )
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I HAVE TO RUN, HONEY.
THE WAGON TRAIN IS ABOUT
TO PULL OUT.
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- WHO WERE YOU TALKING TO?
- JUST WANDA.
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EVERYTHING OKAY?
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UH-HUH.
JUST WANDA BEING WANDA.
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( yelling )
NO, WAYNE!
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OH GOD! WHAT IS IT?
WHAT IS IT?
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- STOP IT. JUST STOP IT!
- WHAT IS IT?
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- WAIT, JUST-- COME ON--
- IT'S GRANDMA GINGER!
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- BUT SHE'S DEAD.
- AND AFTER SHE DIED
SHE WAS BURNED.
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- NICKI, PLEASE!
- AND THAT'S WHAT'S LEFT
OF HER BODY.
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( yelling )
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Margene:
OH-OH. "Y." WHOOPS!
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- Ben: WHERE?
- RIGHT THERE, ON THE LICENSE
PLATE ON THE HONDA.
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- "D, Y--
- THAT'S A "T."
THAT'S A "T," "T."
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- NO, IT'S NOT.
- "T," "T."
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- OH, SHIT! SHOOT.
- "Y" IS OVER THERE.
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- "Y," "Y," "Y," "Y."
- WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE?
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DENNY'S.
DENNY'S.
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Ben:
I'VE GOT THE MOMENTUM.
I'VE GOT THE "MO." I'M SO HOT.
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THAT'S A "Z."
THAT'S A "Z!"
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- I WIN! RUNZA! RUNZA!
- NO!
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- NO!
- AH-HA!
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BOW DOWN TO ME.
BOW DOWN TO ME!
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YEAH!
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I REALLY LIKE YOUR HAIR,
BY THE WAY.
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- YOU DO?
- YEAH.
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ASU ISN'T ALL THAT FAR
AWAY FROM SANDY.
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BUT I'LL HAVE NO WAY
TO GET BACK HOME
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UNLESS YOU AND DAD ARE
PLANNING ON SURPRISING
ME WITH A CAR.
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( chuckles )
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WE COULD DRIVE DOWN.
EASY.
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WE HAVE A TON TO DO
BEFORE YOU LEAVE.
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WE NEED TO GO SHOPPING
FOR YOUR DORM ROOM--
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WELL,
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HEATHER AND I MADE PLANS
TO GO SHOPPING IN TEMPE.
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WE HAVE BEEN
SAVING UP THE MONEY.
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HEATHER?
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HEATHER'S GOING TO BE
AT ASU WITH YOU?
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WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?
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BECAUSE IT'S NOT
A BIG DEAL.
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I MEAN, THERE'S NOTHING
TO MAKE A FUSS ABOUT.
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WELL, I'M NOT
MAKING A FUSS.
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I--
( sighs )
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I JUST THOUGHT
IT WOULD BE NICE TO GO
SHOPPING WITH MY DAUGHTER
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WHO'S ABOUT TO LEAVE ME,
POSSIBLY FOREVER,
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TO GO TO COLLEGE.
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Nicki:
IN THE EVENING'S FINALE,
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THE ANGEL MORONI
RISES 50 FEET
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ABOVE THE MULTI-LEVEL
STAGE,
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IN A SPECTACULAR EXPLOSION
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OF LIGHT AND SOUND.
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( silent )
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- ( crowd yelling )
- Man £1: Let us get out
of here. Hide us!
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- Joseph! It's too late!
- Man £2: Here they come.
221
00:11:57,200 --> 00:11:58,633
There's over
100 of 'em.
222
00:11:58,733 --> 00:12:01,133
Man £1:
They're wearing
disguises...
223
00:12:01,233 --> 00:12:04,833
- ( guns cocking )
- Their guns are drawn.
224
00:12:04,933 --> 00:12:07,700
- ( shooting )
- Block the door, Joseph!
Block the door.
225
00:12:09,267 --> 00:12:11,867
Man £2:
Hyrum! Hyrum!
226
00:12:11,967 --> 00:12:13,800
( shooting continues )
227
00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:16,467
- Man £3: He's escaping!
- Man £4: Out the window!
228
00:12:16,567 --> 00:12:18,500
- ( glass breaks )
- ( screaming )
229
00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:22,200
( crowd chanting )
230
00:12:22,300 --> 00:12:24,933
Tour guide:
WHAT YOU HEARD
IS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED
231
00:12:25,033 --> 00:12:27,100
IN THIS ROOM
HERE AT CARTHAGE JAIL
232
00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:29,133
165 YEARS AGO
233
00:12:29,233 --> 00:12:32,000
WHEN OUR PROPHET JOSEPH
WAS MURDERED,
234
00:12:32,100 --> 00:12:34,267
LEAVING HIS WIFE EMMA
235
00:12:34,367 --> 00:12:37,567
AND ALL OF HIS
DEVOTED FOLLOWERS BEREFT.
236
00:12:41,700 --> 00:12:43,400
PLEASE DON'T
TOUCH ANYTHING.
237
00:12:57,233 --> 00:12:59,633
HOW MANY WIDOWS
DID JOSEPH LEAVE BEHIND?
238
00:12:59,733 --> 00:13:02,633
I-- I DON'T KNOW
IF WE KNOW THE ANSWER
TO THAT, SON.
239
00:13:04,833 --> 00:13:06,733
ACTUALLY,
AT THE TIME OF HIS DEATH
240
00:13:06,833 --> 00:13:09,367
I BELIEVE HE HAD
32 WIVES.
241
00:13:09,467 --> 00:13:11,933
READ BRODIE
OR EVEN BUSHMAN.
242
00:13:12,033 --> 00:13:13,467
I JUST THINK THERE'S
AN ESSENTIAL TRUTH
243
00:13:13,567 --> 00:13:15,233
ABOUT OUR
PROPHET'S MARTYRDOM
THAT YOU'RE LEAVING OUT.
244
00:13:15,333 --> 00:13:19,800
32 IS NOT AN UNUSUALLY
HIGH NUMBER,
245
00:13:19,900 --> 00:13:23,533
OWING TO THE ARDUOUS
LIFE IN NAUVOO.
246
00:13:23,633 --> 00:13:26,067
THERE WOULD HAVE BEEN
MANY WIDOWS AND ORPHANED GIRLS
247
00:13:26,167 --> 00:13:28,267
WHO WOULD HAVE NEEDED
THE PROPHET'S PROTECTION.
248
00:13:28,367 --> 00:13:30,800
HOWEVER HIS WIVES WERE NEITHER
ORPHANS NOR WIDOWS--
249
00:13:30,900 --> 00:13:35,433
IN POINT OF FACT, MANY OF THEM
WERE INDEED WIDOWS AND ORPHANS.
250
00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:40,067
DEAN KATCHITT--
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00:13:40,167 --> 00:13:42,100
AMATEUR CHURCH HISTORIAN.
252
00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:44,167
Tour guide:
OKAY, WE'RE MOVING ON.
253
00:13:44,267 --> 00:13:45,767
PLEASE FOLLOW ME.
254
00:13:53,033 --> 00:13:54,900
WHY DID YOU LET HIM
OFF THE HOOK?
255
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,600
I KNOW I'M RIGHT,
256
00:13:56,700 --> 00:14:00,067
BUT HE BELIEVES WHAT
HE BELIEVES AND I'M NOT
GONNA CHANGE HIS MIND.
257
00:14:02,367 --> 00:14:05,233
I'M NOT GONNA
EMBARRASS A MAN
IN FRONT OF HIS FAMILY.
258
00:14:10,667 --> 00:14:13,067
- ( dance music playing )
- Bill: ONE, TWO,
259
00:14:13,167 --> 00:14:16,100
THREE, FOUR, FIVE,
260
00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:19,467
SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT,
261
00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:21,500
NINE, 10.
262
00:14:28,533 --> 00:14:30,667
SO MOM CORNERED ME
263
00:14:30,767 --> 00:14:32,267
OUTSIDE CARTHAGE JAIL.
264
00:14:32,367 --> 00:14:34,600
I THOUGHT SHE WAS ONLY
ON MY CASE.
265
00:14:34,700 --> 00:14:36,567
WELL, IT WAS
ABOUT YOUR CASE.
266
00:14:36,667 --> 00:14:39,933
I CAN'T EVEN MAKE
EYE CONTACT WITH HER.
267
00:14:40,033 --> 00:14:42,500
AND ALL SHE WANTS TO DO
IS TAKING ME SHOPPING.
268
00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:44,233
A COUPLE MORE MONTHS,
269
00:14:44,333 --> 00:14:47,267
YOU'LL HAVE THE ADOPTION
BEHIND YOU, THEN IT'LL
ALL BE OVER.
270
00:14:47,367 --> 00:14:49,433
THERE'S SOMETHING
I HAVEN'T TOLD YOU.
271
00:14:51,233 --> 00:14:53,133
I'M KEEPING IT, BEN.
272
00:14:57,300 --> 00:14:58,867
WHAT?
273
00:14:58,967 --> 00:15:00,533
I'M KEEPING MY BABY.
274
00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:02,767
HEATHER AND I ARE
GONNA RAISE IT TOGETHER.
275
00:15:02,867 --> 00:15:04,733
YOU AND HEATHER?
276
00:15:07,167 --> 00:15:10,000
HEATHER STILL SLEEPS
WITH A NIGHTLIGHT.
277
00:15:10,100 --> 00:15:11,967
I CAN'T HAVE THIS BABY
278
00:15:12,067 --> 00:15:15,567
AND HAND IT OVER TO
A COUPLE OF STRANGERS.
279
00:15:15,667 --> 00:15:17,433
IT WOULD KILL ME.
280
00:15:17,533 --> 00:15:19,800
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK
YOU CAN HANDLE THIS?
281
00:15:19,900 --> 00:15:23,067
- THINK ABOUT IT.
- ALL I DO IS THINK
ABOUT IT, BEN.
282
00:15:26,133 --> 00:15:28,467
I WANNA KEEP IT.
283
00:15:28,567 --> 00:15:31,300
I DON'T KNOW
HOW I'LL HANDLE IT.
284
00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:34,767
I-- I-- I'M GONNA
FIGURE IT OUT, I GUESS.
285
00:15:40,733 --> 00:15:43,067
SAY SOMETHING.
286
00:15:43,167 --> 00:15:45,867
IT'S GONNA BE
YOUR WHOLE LIFE, SARAH.
287
00:15:45,967 --> 00:15:47,833
I KNOW YOU NEED ME
TO SAY IT'S THE RIGHT THING,
288
00:15:47,933 --> 00:15:49,800
BUT I DON'T KNOW.
289
00:15:49,900 --> 00:15:52,533
( water splashes )
290
00:15:58,433 --> 00:16:01,733
Checking the Midwest graphic,
increasing cloudiness
on Monday
291
00:16:01,833 --> 00:16:03,333
with a chance
of thunderstorms.
292
00:16:03,433 --> 00:16:05,533
LOOKS LIKE
WE COULD HIT SOME
THUNDERSTORMS TOMORROW.
293
00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:08,767
QUARTER-SIZED HAIL,
POSSIBLY.
294
00:16:08,867 --> 00:16:10,133
( door opens )
295
00:16:15,267 --> 00:16:17,400
HOW DO YOU LIKE
THE CARDIGAN I GOT YOU?
296
00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:21,300
IT'S GREAT, THANKS.
297
00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:22,900
GOOD.
298
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:25,900
IT FEELS REALLY GREAT.
299
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:28,067
OH NO,
LEAVE IT ON.
300
00:16:30,567 --> 00:16:33,333
YOU KNOW, I'M FINE
IF YOU JUST WANNA RELAX.
301
00:16:33,433 --> 00:16:35,700
TAKE IT EASY,
WATCH A MOVIE...
302
00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:38,500
IT'S BEEN
A LONG LONG DAY.
303
00:16:41,867 --> 00:16:43,467
WHY DON'T YOU RUN
WAYNE AND RAYMOND
304
00:16:43,567 --> 00:16:46,833
OVER TO THAT REPTILE GARDENS
PLACE IN THE MORNING
AFTER BREAKFAST?
305
00:16:46,933 --> 00:16:49,000
IT WAS JUST A COUPLE
EXITS BACK.
306
00:16:49,100 --> 00:16:52,700
- OKAY.
- ( knocks on door )
307
00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:55,467
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS
DOING?
308
00:16:55,567 --> 00:16:58,367
- NOTHING.
- WANNA GO SWIMMING,
PLAY MARCO POLO?
309
00:16:58,467 --> 00:17:00,433
NO, AND YOU SHOULD
COVER YOURSELF UP.
310
00:17:10,900 --> 00:17:12,067
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
311
00:17:12,167 --> 00:17:14,633
IT'S MY NIGHT, MARGENE.
GET OUT OF HERE NOW.
312
00:17:14,733 --> 00:17:16,867
I'M SORRY.
313
00:17:16,967 --> 00:17:19,133
AM I BEING A PILL?
314
00:17:22,567 --> 00:17:24,700
I JUST WANTED TO KISS
BILL GOODNIGHT.
315
00:17:30,567 --> 00:17:32,900
UH, EXCUSE ME?
316
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:35,333
( Bill moans )
317
00:17:36,333 --> 00:17:38,767
WE'RE VERY BUSY, MARGENE.
VERY BUSY.
318
00:17:38,867 --> 00:17:40,167
GOT IT.
CATCH YOU LATER.
319
00:18:14,333 --> 00:18:15,433
OH.
320
00:18:17,233 --> 00:18:19,133
( door closes, locks )
321
00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:26,233
( chattering )
322
00:18:26,333 --> 00:18:27,733
BEN, HAVE YOU SEEN MARGE?
323
00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:32,900
( whispering )
HAS SHE SAID ANYTHING
ABOUT HER...
324
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:35,133
OR MAYBE HER AND NICKI
BEING--
325
00:18:35,233 --> 00:18:36,667
MAYBE BEING
UPSET AT ME?
326
00:18:36,767 --> 00:18:37,967
NO, MOM,
NOT AT ALL.
327
00:18:38,067 --> 00:18:39,600
OKAY, SHH.
ALL RIGHT, THANKS.
328
00:18:41,467 --> 00:18:43,200
OKAY, EVERYBODY,
STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
329
00:18:43,300 --> 00:18:45,700
TELL ME IF YOU SEE
THE TIME CAPSULE.
330
00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:47,567
SORRY, BILL.
331
00:18:47,667 --> 00:18:49,467
WE DON'T HAVE IT.
332
00:18:49,567 --> 00:18:51,767
( metal clanking )
333
00:18:54,833 --> 00:18:57,400
WAYNE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
334
00:18:57,500 --> 00:19:01,400
SON, I SEE YOU HAVE
THE TIME CAPSULE THERE.
335
00:19:01,500 --> 00:19:02,800
WHAT'S GOING ON?
336
00:19:02,900 --> 00:19:04,600
I DON'T WANNA BURY
MY COWBOY ANYMORE.
337
00:19:07,367 --> 00:19:09,333
WELL, WE TALKED ABOUT THIS.
338
00:19:09,433 --> 00:19:10,933
THIS IS A SACRIFICE
YOU'RE MAKING,
339
00:19:11,033 --> 00:19:13,233
A GIFT FOR A FUTURE
GENERATION.
340
00:19:13,333 --> 00:19:16,233
- WHAT'S WRONG?
- I CHANGED MY MIND
IS ALL.
341
00:19:16,333 --> 00:19:20,467
I JUST DON'T WANT
HIM TO BE BURIED
LIKE HE'S DEAD.
342
00:19:20,567 --> 00:19:22,967
BUT YOU KNOW
HE'S JUST MADE OUT
OF PLASTIC, RIGHT?
343
00:19:23,067 --> 00:19:25,467
I JUST WANNA KEEP HIM.
PLEASE?
344
00:19:27,767 --> 00:19:29,000
YOU'RE SURE ABOUT THIS?
345
00:19:32,300 --> 00:19:35,300
SARAH, I THOUGHT
WE COULD RIDE TOGETHER
346
00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:37,533
- SO WE COULD FINISH
OUR CONVERSATION.
- I'M SORRY, MOM,
347
00:19:37,633 --> 00:19:39,467
BUT BEN ASKED ME TO RIDE
WITH HIM SO I COULD
HELP HIM NAVIGATE.
348
00:19:39,567 --> 00:19:41,633
I'LL RIDE WITH BENNY SO YOU
CAN RIDE WITH YOUR MOM, OKAY?
349
00:19:41,733 --> 00:19:43,700
- ACTUALLY BEN AND I REALLY
WANTED TO RIDE TOGETHER--
- GET OUT, NOW!
350
00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:44,633
GO RIDE WITH YOUR MOTHER.
351
00:19:50,967 --> 00:19:53,067
OKAY, HERE'S THE THING:
352
00:19:55,167 --> 00:19:58,300
THERE'S REALLY--
THERE'S NOTHING TO BE
EMBARRASSED ABOUT,
353
00:19:58,400 --> 00:19:59,267
NOTHING.
354
00:19:59,367 --> 00:20:01,933
WE JUST--
WE SAW EACH OTHER NAKED.
355
00:20:02,033 --> 00:20:04,933
AND IT'S NOT A BAD THING.
356
00:20:05,033 --> 00:20:06,533
IT'S NOT A GOOD THING.
357
00:20:06,633 --> 00:20:10,567
IT'S-- IT'S REALLY--
IT'S NOT A THING AT ALL.
358
00:20:10,667 --> 00:20:12,067
I'M NOT EMBARRASSED.
359
00:20:12,167 --> 00:20:14,267
GREAT. GREAT.
360
00:20:14,367 --> 00:20:18,200
WE'RE FAMILY.
IT HAPPENS. NO BIG DEAL.
361
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:20,233
BUT IT IS A BIG DEAL,
MARGENE.
362
00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:23,900
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
- I MEAN,
363
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:26,733
IT IS A BIG DEAL TO ME.
364
00:20:26,833 --> 00:20:28,500
TRUST ME, BENNY,
IT'S NOT.
365
00:20:40,133 --> 00:20:43,733
YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS PLACE.
IT'S HISTORIC.
366
00:20:43,833 --> 00:20:46,533
LISTEN, BLONDIE,
YOU BET I HAVE SOMETHING
TO SAY TO YOU.
367
00:20:46,633 --> 00:20:47,567
ABOUT WHAT, NICKI?
368
00:20:47,667 --> 00:20:50,800
ABOUT YOUR WEIRD BEHAVIOR
LAST NIGHT.
369
00:20:50,900 --> 00:20:52,267
NOW IT ISN'T
THE RIGHT MOMENT.
370
00:20:52,367 --> 00:20:54,067
AND APPARENTLY BILL
WANTS ME TO GO WITH YOU
371
00:20:54,167 --> 00:20:56,167
IN YOUR 300 MILES ESCAPADE
TO DROP OFF YOUR MOTHER.
372
00:20:56,267 --> 00:20:58,967
- IT'S NOT AN ESCAPADE.
- WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU TWO?
373
00:20:59,067 --> 00:21:00,700
( both )
NOTHING.
374
00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:01,867
Nicki:
WE'RE JUST DISCUSSING
A LITTLE SIDE TRIP.
375
00:21:01,967 --> 00:21:03,700
OH, BILL TOLD ME.
376
00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:10,000
I'M GOING WITH YOU.
377
00:21:10,100 --> 00:21:12,533
I THINK WE COULD USE
THE TIME TOGETHER.
378
00:21:12,633 --> 00:21:14,167
WE'RE FINE.
379
00:21:14,267 --> 00:21:16,500
WHO'S GONNA WATCH
THE KIDS?
380
00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:18,333
SARAH AND BEN.
381
00:21:18,433 --> 00:21:20,867
I REALLY WANNA
GO WITH YOU.
382
00:21:20,967 --> 00:21:33,733
IT'LL BE GOOD FOR US.
383
00:21:33,833 --> 00:21:35,600
WHAT, MOM?
384
00:21:35,700 --> 00:21:37,867
SARAH, HONEY,
YOU'RE SLEEPWALKING THROUGH
THIS ENTIRE VACATION.
385
00:21:37,967 --> 00:21:39,733
PLEASE.
386
00:21:42,633 --> 00:21:45,500
THIS TRIP MEANS THE WORLD
TO YOUR FATHER.
387
00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:47,633
AT LEAST ACT LIKE
YOU'RE ENJOYING IT
388
00:21:47,733 --> 00:21:49,533
FOR HIS SAKE.
OKAY?
389
00:21:55,667 --> 00:21:58,233
( church music playing )
390
00:21:58,333 --> 00:22:00,267
Bill:
READY WHEN YOU ARE, HONEY.
391
00:22:05,033 --> 00:22:06,967
"WHILE CAMPED NEAR HERE
IN 1846,
392
00:22:07,067 --> 00:22:09,667
WITH HIS FOUR WIVES,
WILLIAM CLAYTON WROTE
BILL'S FAVORITE SONG,
393
00:22:09,767 --> 00:22:11,400
'COME COME 'YE SAINTS.'
394
00:22:15,933 --> 00:22:19,100
CLAYTON BRAVELY LIVED
THE PRINCIPLE EVENTUALLY
MARRYING 10 WIVES
395
00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:21,267
AND RAISING 42 CHILDREN."
THAT LAST PART MAY NOT BE RIGHT.
396
00:22:21,367 --> 00:22:23,367
I GOT IT OFF OF WIKIPEDIA.
397
00:22:23,467 --> 00:22:25,633
ALL RIGHT, TEAM.
JUST GIVE ME A SECOND.
398
00:22:31,700 --> 00:22:33,333
YOU DON'T HAVE
TO FEEL GUILTY.
399
00:22:33,433 --> 00:22:35,700
WE DIDN'T PLAN IT.
IT JUST HAPPENED.
400
00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:37,233
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
401
00:22:37,333 --> 00:22:39,167
THERE'S NOTHING.
NOTHING HAPPENED.
402
00:22:39,267 --> 00:22:41,400
I THINK WE BOTH
HAVE TO ADMIT THAT
IN THAT MOMENT
403
00:22:41,500 --> 00:22:44,033
- THERE WAS SOMETHING.
- NO. NO. THERE'S NOTHING.
404
00:22:44,133 --> 00:22:45,967
NOTHING. WE'RE NOT
GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS
ANYMORE, SO IT'S OVER.
405
00:22:46,067 --> 00:22:47,567
- FORGET IT.
JUST GET OVER IT.
- JUST LISTEN--
406
00:22:47,667 --> 00:22:50,100
- NO.
- Bill: COME ON, BEN.
QUIT HORSING AROUND.
407
00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:52,467
TEENIE, TAKE THOSE
EARPHONE THINGS OUT.
408
00:22:52,567 --> 00:22:54,100
COME ON, PEOPLE.
SHOULDER TO SHOULDER.
409
00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:55,567
- Nicki: COME ON. TOGETHER.
- YOU GOTTA SMILE.
410
00:22:55,667 --> 00:22:57,667
- Nicki: COME ON, LESTER.
- ( Lester giggles )
411
00:22:57,767 --> 00:22:59,500
IN THE FRONT.
BOYS, IN THE FRONT.
IN THE FRONT, RIGHT NOW.
412
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:18,633
JUST TAKE
THE PICTURE, BILL.
413
00:23:30,067 --> 00:23:31,467
( baby giggles )
414
00:23:33,367 --> 00:23:35,667
( religious music
playing )
415
00:23:43,833 --> 00:23:46,233
LOOK AT THAT BARN.
ISN'T IT PRETTY?
416
00:23:50,267 --> 00:23:52,367
IT'S A BARN, BARB.
417
00:23:54,067 --> 00:23:56,767
WELL, IT IS
A NICE BARN.
418
00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:02,600
- WHAT?
- NOTHING.
419
00:24:02,700 --> 00:24:04,900
( sighs )
420
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:06,867
LISTEN,
421
00:24:06,967 --> 00:24:09,200
I KNOW YOU'RE STILL UPSET
ABOUT OUR FIGHT
422
00:24:09,300 --> 00:24:12,333
OVER ANA AND EVERYTHING
IT BROUGHT UP.
423
00:24:12,433 --> 00:24:15,300
WE'RE CERTAINLY
NOT HAPPY ABOUT THAT,
424
00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:18,567
BUT FRANKLY, WE'VE GOT
BIGGER FISH TO FRY.
425
00:24:18,667 --> 00:24:22,300
I DON'T WANNA FRY THEM
IN FRONT OF YOU, BARB,
BECAUSE YOU'D BE SHOCKED.
426
00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:24,000
I THINK YOU'RE
BLOWING IT WAY OUT
OF PROPORTION, NICKI.
427
00:24:24,100 --> 00:24:25,933
- BLOWING WHAT?
- I DON'T THINK SO.
428
00:24:26,033 --> 00:24:29,567
THAT BLONDE HAIR HAS BEEN
TROUBLE SINCE THE SECOND
IT CAME OUT OF THE BOTTLE.
429
00:24:29,667 --> 00:24:30,800
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
430
00:24:30,900 --> 00:24:34,000
- NOTHING.
- UH, NOTHING?
431
00:24:34,100 --> 00:24:36,200
BILL AND I WERE HAVING
A PERFECTLY ROMANTIC EVENING
432
00:24:36,300 --> 00:24:38,500
WHEN YOU CAME IN
AND SEEM TO WANNA...
433
00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:40,667
MENAGE A SOMETHING.
434
00:24:40,767 --> 00:24:42,267
IT WAS INDECENT.
435
00:24:42,367 --> 00:24:44,933
AND LET ME TELL YOU, MARGENE,
YOUR BEHAVIOR
436
00:24:45,033 --> 00:24:46,533
IS IT A NEW
ALL-TIME LOW.
437
00:24:46,633 --> 00:24:47,967
I WAS ONLY TRYING
TO HELP.
438
00:24:48,067 --> 00:24:50,600
WEARING A SWIM SUIT?
439
00:24:50,700 --> 00:24:52,633
YOUR HAIR DOES NOT
GIVE YOU LICENSE TO ACT
LIKE A WHORE.
440
00:24:52,733 --> 00:24:55,433
- BUT WHAT HAPPENED?
- JUST LEAVE MY HAIR
OUT OF IT, NICKI.
441
00:24:55,533 --> 00:24:57,467
HOW?
EVERYWHERE WE LOOK,
THERE IT IS.
442
00:24:57,567 --> 00:25:00,067
YOU RUB OUR NOSES IN IT
IN A COMPLETELY SELFISH WAY.
443
00:25:00,167 --> 00:25:02,367
JESUS H. CHRIST!
IT'S JUST HAIR.
444
00:25:02,467 --> 00:25:04,167
SHUT THE H UP
ABOUT IT ALREADY.
445
00:25:04,267 --> 00:25:05,567
- ( baby crying )
- SHH.
446
00:25:05,667 --> 00:25:08,733
I WANTED YOU TO HAVE
A GOOD NIGHT WITH BILL.
447
00:25:08,833 --> 00:25:10,733
I WAS JUST--
HE GAVE THAT LOOK.
448
00:25:10,833 --> 00:25:12,467
HE GAVE YOU
NO SUCH LOOK.
449
00:25:12,567 --> 00:25:15,933
I WAS JUST TRYING
TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY
FOR THE WHOLE SITUATION.
450
00:25:16,033 --> 00:25:17,167
WHAT SITUATION?
451
00:25:19,933 --> 00:25:23,067
MARGENE.
452
00:25:23,167 --> 00:25:25,100
YOU KNOW, HE DROPPED
HIS PILLS DOWN THE DRAIN,
453
00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:27,833
I STARTLED HIM, AND JUST DOWN
THEY WENT. AND I WAS JUST
TRYING TO MAKE UP FOR IT.
454
00:25:27,933 --> 00:25:29,333
BILL TAKES PILLS
FOR WHAT?
455
00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:32,467
FOR E.D.
456
00:25:38,633 --> 00:25:39,833
BILL TAKES VIAGRA?
457
00:25:39,933 --> 00:25:42,633
NO. I MEAN, YES,
BUT NOT EVERY NIGHT.
458
00:25:42,733 --> 00:25:44,967
HE'S STILL VIRILE.
459
00:25:45,067 --> 00:25:47,633
YOU CAN JUST IMAGINE
460
00:25:47,733 --> 00:25:50,067
HOW STRESSED HE GETS
461
00:25:50,167 --> 00:25:52,200
AND OVERWORKED.
462
00:25:52,300 --> 00:25:54,267
AND SO HE TAKES
THESE PILLS FOR WHOM?
463
00:25:54,367 --> 00:25:56,800
YOU CAN'T JUMP
TO THAT CONCLUSION.
464
00:25:56,900 --> 00:25:59,600
I'M SURE IT'S NOT
465
00:25:59,700 --> 00:26:02,000
- ONE PERSON.
- IT'S NOT.
466
00:26:02,100 --> 00:26:03,500
THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT YOU'RE IMPLYING.
467
00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:05,167
WHAT YOUR BEHAVIOR
LAST NIGHT SUGGESTED.
468
00:26:05,267 --> 00:26:06,900
NO, IT'S LIKE
BARB SAID.
469
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:09,467
IT COULD BE FOR ANYONE.
I MEAN, IN GENERAL.
470
00:26:09,567 --> 00:26:10,967
IT'S NOT FOR YOU ONLY,
471
00:26:11,067 --> 00:26:13,300
NOT ONLY YOU.
IT'S JUST STRESS AND STUFF.
472
00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:14,400
HONESTLY.
473
00:26:17,100 --> 00:26:20,433
( folk rock music
playing )
474
00:26:51,767 --> 00:26:53,167
PENNY FOR YOUR THOUGHTS.
475
00:26:54,900 --> 00:26:56,200
PRICE GONE UP?
476
00:26:57,667 --> 00:26:59,967
NICKEL FOR YOUR THOUGHTS.
477
00:27:00,067 --> 00:27:01,433
QUARTER?
478
00:27:01,533 --> 00:27:03,133
20 BUCKS.
479
00:27:03,233 --> 00:27:05,800
OH, HECK, A NEW CAR.
480
00:27:05,900 --> 00:27:09,300
IT'S SO PRETTY HERE.
481
00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:11,433
AN WE STAY?
482
00:27:11,533 --> 00:27:13,967
OR MAYBE YOU COULD JUST--
YOU COULD JUST LEAVE ME HERE
483
00:27:14,067 --> 00:27:15,600
AND MAYBE GET ME
WHEN YOU GET BACK?
484
00:27:15,700 --> 00:27:18,767
SWEETIE, I KNOW I HAVE
A LOT OF WOMEN IN MY LIFE,
485
00:27:18,867 --> 00:27:20,867
AND I'M NOT
AN EXPERT ON THEM,
486
00:27:20,967 --> 00:27:24,600
BUT EVEN I CAN SEE
THAT THERE'S SOMETHING UP
BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR MOTHER.
487
00:27:24,700 --> 00:27:26,333
YEAH.
488
00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:30,167
I GUESS.
I MEAN, SHE'S--
489
00:27:30,267 --> 00:27:32,300
SHE'S FINE.
WE'RE JUST--
490
00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:34,900
SHE'S JUST SCARED
HER BABY'S LEAVING,
THAT'S ALL.
491
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:36,033
I KNOW.
492
00:27:36,133 --> 00:27:39,033
I MEAN, IT'S MORE ME
THAN HER.
493
00:27:39,133 --> 00:27:40,667
SHE'S FINE.
494
00:27:40,767 --> 00:27:43,533
SHE'S JUST BEING
A GOOD MOM.
495
00:27:45,167 --> 00:27:46,533
AND YOU'RE ABOUT
TO FLY THE NEST.
496
00:27:46,633 --> 00:27:50,033
YEAH. I AM.
497
00:27:52,900 --> 00:27:55,867
YOU SAD?
A LITTLE SCARED?
498
00:27:55,967 --> 00:27:58,233
IT'S COMPLICATED.
499
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:05,800
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT,
500
00:28:05,900 --> 00:28:09,367
ON THE WAY BACK FROM CUMORAH,
LET'S STOP IN CHICAGO.
501
00:28:09,467 --> 00:28:11,300
YOU, ME.
A NIGHT ON THE TOWN.
502
00:28:14,733 --> 00:28:16,400
SERIOUSLY?
503
00:28:16,500 --> 00:28:19,133
WE'LL DO ANYTHING YOU WANT.
JUST YOU AND ME.
504
00:28:19,233 --> 00:28:21,867
COURTESY OF
BILL HENRICKSON TOURS.
505
00:28:21,967 --> 00:28:24,000
OKAY.
506
00:28:38,900 --> 00:28:40,867
Man:
NO. WE NEVER HAD KIDS.
507
00:28:40,967 --> 00:28:43,100
Woman:
PETS. WE LOVE ANIMALS.
508
00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:45,000
UNCONDITIONAL LOVE.
YOU KNOW?
509
00:28:45,100 --> 00:28:47,600
- Man: UNLIKE PEOPLE...
- ( squeaking )
510
00:28:47,700 --> 00:28:50,600
...WHO CAN BE KINDA IFFY.
511
00:28:50,700 --> 00:28:52,000
WELL, THEY COME AND GO.
512
00:28:53,233 --> 00:28:54,900
KINDA LIKE GINGER.
513
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:56,833
SHE CAME, SHE WENT.
514
00:28:56,933 --> 00:29:00,233
HAVEN'T SEEN HER
FOR 20-- 25 YEARS.
515
00:29:00,333 --> 00:29:02,900
WE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
SHE HAD YOU TILL YOU CALLED.
516
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:05,700
Woman:
SHE WAS JUST A KID...
517
00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:08,400
LIKE YOU.
POOR THING.
518
00:29:08,500 --> 00:29:11,133
WE COULD DUST OFF
A PLACE FOR HER, DON'T
YOU THINK, MORRIS?
519
00:29:11,233 --> 00:29:15,133
- YEAH. SHE'S FAMILY.
- THAT'S IMPORTANT.
520
00:29:15,233 --> 00:29:17,667
AND WHO ARE YOU
LADIES AGAIN?
521
00:29:17,767 --> 00:29:20,267
FRIENDS.
522
00:29:20,367 --> 00:29:22,900
OF MARGENE'S
523
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:24,633
AND GINGER'S.
524
00:29:24,733 --> 00:29:27,233
WE ALWAYS WORRIED
ABOUT GINGER.
525
00:29:27,333 --> 00:29:30,233
LOST TOUCH
SO LONG AGO.
526
00:29:30,333 --> 00:29:33,700
FIGURED SHE WASHED UP
IN VEGAS OR RENO
527
00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:36,400
ON THE BOTTLE
AND ON HER BACK.
528
00:29:36,500 --> 00:29:39,200
DID SHE EVER
PULL HERSELF TOGETHER?
529
00:29:39,300 --> 00:29:41,167
'CAUSE WE WERE
ROOTING FOR HER.
530
00:29:43,267 --> 00:29:45,567
WAIT, MARGENE.
MARGENE.
531
00:29:45,667 --> 00:29:47,433
WHY CAN'T YOU LEAVE
YOUR MOTHER HERE?
532
00:29:47,533 --> 00:29:49,133
'CAUSE THEY DIDN'T
LIKE HER, BARB.
533
00:29:49,233 --> 00:29:51,433
- THEY DIDN'T EVEN LIKE HER.
- THEY'RE NOT SO BAD.
534
00:29:51,533 --> 00:29:55,267
OH, FOR PETE'S SAKE.
THEY WERE PETTING RATS.
535
00:29:55,367 --> 00:29:56,067
RATS.
536
00:30:04,100 --> 00:30:07,633
OH.
LOOK AT THAT.
537
00:30:07,733 --> 00:30:09,933
YOUR EYES
ARE EXACTLY THE SAME.
538
00:30:10,033 --> 00:30:11,533
I MEAN,
AM I RIGHT?
539
00:30:11,633 --> 00:30:13,267
LOOK AT THAT.
540
00:30:13,367 --> 00:30:14,967
WHEN I FIRST
STARTED BOOKING,
541
00:30:15,067 --> 00:30:17,233
EVERYONE--
PAUL ANKA, TOM JONES,
542
00:30:17,333 --> 00:30:19,067
EVEN VICKI LAWRENCE--
THEY ALL SAID,
543
00:30:19,167 --> 00:30:22,000
"WOW, YOU ARE
THE SPITTING IMAGE
OF YOUR FATHER."
544
00:30:22,100 --> 00:30:25,267
YEP. SHE'S JIM NABORS'
DAUGHTER, ALL RIGHT.
545
00:30:25,367 --> 00:30:28,233
YOUR FATHER
ALWAYS BROUGHT A DIGNITY
TO THE ROLES HE PLAYED.
546
00:30:28,333 --> 00:30:30,467
AND IT SEEMED TO ME--
547
00:30:30,567 --> 00:30:33,400
IT SEEMED TO ME HE WAS
A BIT OF AN UNSUNG HERO
IN THE ENTERTAINMENT WORLD.
548
00:30:34,733 --> 00:30:36,867
I WOULDN'T SAY
HE WAS UNSUNG.
549
00:30:36,967 --> 00:30:38,467
SORRY, WE'RE LATE.
550
00:30:42,167 --> 00:30:44,667
- HOW WAS YOUR TRIP?
- INFORMATIVE.
551
00:30:49,500 --> 00:30:51,067
BARB, NICKI, MARGE,
552
00:30:51,167 --> 00:30:52,900
THIS IS VICKI NABORS.
553
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:54,600
- JIM NABORS' DAUGHTER.
- ( sighs )
554
00:30:54,700 --> 00:30:56,667
- BOOKING AGENT.
- OH.
555
00:30:56,767 --> 00:30:58,467
VERY NICE TO MEET YOU.
556
00:30:58,567 --> 00:31:00,700
- NICE TO MEET YOU TOO.
- MARGENE,
557
00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:01,833
I LOVE YOUR NEW HAIR.
558
00:31:01,933 --> 00:31:04,600
IT SAYS "FUN."
GOOD FOR YOU, DARLING.
559
00:31:04,700 --> 00:31:05,867
THANKS.
560
00:31:05,967 --> 00:31:07,300
Bill:
LISTEN, JERRY, I'M SORRY,
561
00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:10,400
BUT I'M COMPLETELY
IN THE DARK ABOUT ALL THIS.
562
00:31:10,500 --> 00:31:13,833
I DON'T REALLY UNDERSTAND
HOW THESE BOOKING
CONFERENCES WORK.
563
00:31:13,933 --> 00:31:15,733
AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO, BILL.
THAT'S WHAT WE'RE HERE FOR.
564
00:31:15,833 --> 00:31:18,333
- YEAH.
- THE CASINO OWNERS
COME TO THESE EVENTS,
565
00:31:18,433 --> 00:31:20,267
MEET SOME TALENTS,
SEE SOME ACTS,
566
00:31:20,367 --> 00:31:22,367
OR GET PITCHED
HEADLINERS.
567
00:31:22,467 --> 00:31:24,100
- WE START FROM THERE.
- WE'VE BEEN COMING
FOR A WHILE.
568
00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:25,933
YOU KNOW WITH FRIENDS
OF OURS WHO OWN CASINOS
569
00:31:26,033 --> 00:31:27,300
JUST TO ENJOY OURSELVES,
570
00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:29,833
BUT ALSO TO SEE WHAT IS
OUT THERE FOR US.
571
00:31:29,933 --> 00:31:33,900
- AND NOW WE'VE ARRIVED.
- Vicki: YOU WOULD BE SHOCKED
AT HOW MUCH BANG
572
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:36,267
YOU CAN GET FOR YOUR BUCK
THESE DAYS.
573
00:31:36,367 --> 00:31:39,533
TONY ORLANDO?
YOU CAN HAVE HIM.
574
00:31:39,633 --> 00:31:42,333
HE'LL COME TO IDAHO,
HE'LL COME TO ILLINOIS,
575
00:31:42,433 --> 00:31:45,667
HE'LL COME TO EVEN
NORTH DAKOTA.
576
00:31:45,767 --> 00:31:46,800
- WE LIKE HIM.
- YEAH.
577
00:31:46,900 --> 00:31:48,400
DON'T WE LIKE HIM?
578
00:31:51,167 --> 00:31:54,133
- BARB?
- OH, YES. WE DO.
579
00:31:54,233 --> 00:31:57,133
AND,
HOLD ON TO YOUR HATS,
580
00:31:57,233 --> 00:31:59,167
I CAN GET YOU
TONY BENNETT.
581
00:31:59,267 --> 00:32:02,100
- HE'LL COME TO IDAHO.
- ENTIRELY POSSIBLE.
582
00:32:03,167 --> 00:32:04,500
WHAT ABOUT CHER?
583
00:32:07,233 --> 00:32:09,933
YOU KNOW, CHER IS
A LITTLE DIFFERENT.
584
00:32:10,033 --> 00:32:12,000
YOU KNOW, YOU'LL
HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THAT.
585
00:32:12,100 --> 00:32:13,467
I MEAN, AM I RIGHT?
586
00:32:13,567 --> 00:32:16,000
CHER IS A WHOLE
OTHER BALLGAME.
587
00:32:16,100 --> 00:32:18,500
- BILL. CHER?
- REALLY, NO.
588
00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:20,933
( whispering )
MY MOTHER LOVED
JIM NABORS
589
00:32:21,033 --> 00:32:22,633
AND I DON'T THINK
HE HAD A DAUGHTER.
590
00:32:24,767 --> 00:32:27,367
BY THIS TIME TOMORROW,
FEDEX WILL HAVE OUR
SIGNED PROPOSAL
591
00:32:27,467 --> 00:32:29,933
IN FRONT
OF THE FEDERAL TRIBAL GAMING
COMMISSION FOR APPROVAL,
592
00:32:30,033 --> 00:32:32,667
AND YOU AND I, MY FRIEND,
ARE OFF AND RUNNING.
593
00:32:32,767 --> 00:32:35,900
GOOD THINGS
AHEAD FOR US, BILL.
GREAT THINGS.
594
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:39,400
THIS TIME NEXT YEAR,
IT'S TONY ORLANDO.
595
00:32:44,167 --> 00:32:47,333
ALL RIGHT, WHO WANTS
TO TELL ME WHAT WAS GOING ON
BACK THERE WITH ALL OF YOU?
596
00:32:47,433 --> 00:32:48,867
I SWEAR, BILL, IT JUST
SLIPPED OUT BY ACCIDENT,
597
00:32:48,967 --> 00:32:52,100
BUT SHE THINKS THE VIAGRA
IS ALL ABOUT HER.
598
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:54,133
- YOU DISCUSSED THIS?
- YOU BET WE DID.
599
00:32:54,233 --> 00:32:56,600
PLUS THAT BOX OF SOOT
IS STILL WITH US.
600
00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:00,167
WHAT THE HECK
HAPPENED OUT THERE?
601
00:33:00,267 --> 00:33:04,700
ALL I CAN SAY IS,
I WISH YOU WOULD
HAVE TOLD ME.
602
00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:07,900
AND I'M PRETTY SURE
YOU DIDN'T NEED IT WHEN
IT WAS JUST US,
603
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:09,133
PRETTY SURE.
604
00:33:12,033 --> 00:33:14,533
AND IF YOU WANTED TO
MY DAD COULD BAPTIZE YOU
605
00:33:14,633 --> 00:33:15,967
AND YOU CAN CONVERT,
606
00:33:16,067 --> 00:33:18,467
BECAUSE NO CHURCH
WAS TRUE UNTIL JOSEPH SMITH
607
00:33:18,567 --> 00:33:21,367
RECEIVED THE RESTORED WORD
OF JESUS CHRIST.
608
00:33:21,467 --> 00:33:23,400
IT BREAKS MY HEART
TO SAY IT, YOUNG LADY,
609
00:33:23,500 --> 00:33:25,833
BUT YOU MIGHT BE THE ONE
WHO NEEDS CONVERTING.
610
00:33:25,933 --> 00:33:27,733
SORRY ABOUT THAT.
611
00:33:27,833 --> 00:33:29,900
SHE JUST LOVES
A GOOD CONVERSATION.
612
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:31,100
YOU IN THERE
TRYING YOUR LUCK?
613
00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:32,267
NO, JUST HERE
FOR A MEETING.
614
00:33:32,367 --> 00:33:33,867
I'M JUST WAITING
FOR THE WIFE.
615
00:33:33,967 --> 00:33:36,600
DON'T BELIEVE
IN GAMBLING MYSELF.
DOESN'T SIT RIGHT WITH ME.
616
00:33:36,700 --> 00:33:38,167
I HEAR YOU.
617
00:33:38,267 --> 00:33:41,000
AND NEITHER DOES WHAT
YOUR LITTLE GIRL
SAID TO ME.
618
00:33:41,100 --> 00:33:44,067
- EXCUSE ME?
- OH, I KNOW WHO
YOU PEOPLE ARE.
619
00:33:44,167 --> 00:33:46,833
AND YOU BELIEVE THE WORD
OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOR
620
00:33:46,933 --> 00:33:49,033
WAS LOST UNTIL SOME GUY
CLAIMED TO HAVE DUG
621
00:33:49,133 --> 00:33:51,533
SOME MAGIC GOLD TABLETS
OUT OF A HILL.
622
00:33:51,633 --> 00:33:53,900
I DON'T BELIEVE THIS IS
THE TIME OR THE PLACE--
623
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:56,433
WELL, YOUR FAITH
DIDN'T HAVE THE TIME
OR THE PLACE FOR MY PEOPLE
624
00:33:56,533 --> 00:33:59,033
UNTIL 20 YEARS AGO,
SO YOU'RE GONNA
HEAR ME NOW.
625
00:33:59,133 --> 00:34:01,467
- DADDY, I WAS JUST TRYING
TO TELL HIM THE TRUTH.
- HONEY, GO JOIN YOUR MOTHER.
626
00:34:01,567 --> 00:34:04,067
- NOW.
- YOU THINK YOU FOLLOW
THE GOSPEL OF JESUS CHRIST,
627
00:34:04,167 --> 00:34:06,233
BUT I CAN TELL YOU
YOU FOLLOW A PHONY DOCTRINE
628
00:34:06,333 --> 00:34:08,333
CREATED BY A CHARISMATIC
CHARLATAN AND A GOLD DIGGER.
629
00:34:08,433 --> 00:34:11,000
SIR, MY FAMILY AND I ARE
CONFIDENT IN OUR BELIEFS
630
00:34:11,100 --> 00:34:14,633
AND WE DON'T NEED YOU
OR ANYONE ELSE TO TELL US
WHAT YOU THINK IS BEST.
631
00:34:14,733 --> 00:34:17,233
IN FACT, IT WOULDN'T
HURT FOR YOU TO READ
THE BOOK OF MORMON.
632
00:34:17,333 --> 00:34:18,767
THERE'S JUST ONE
TRUE GOSPEL.
633
00:34:18,867 --> 00:34:21,467
ONE GOOD BOOK AND IT SURE
DIDN'T NEED ANY REFORMING...
634
00:34:21,567 --> 00:34:24,467
- EVERYONE IN THE CAR NOW.
- ...BY ANY SO-CALLED
"BOOK OF MORMON."
635
00:34:24,567 --> 00:34:27,133
- WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?
- I'M A BAPTIST,
636
00:34:27,233 --> 00:34:29,933
A PREACHER AND A MAN
WHO KNOWS THE HOLY BIBLE
637
00:34:30,033 --> 00:34:31,833
IS THE ONLY HOLY BOOK.
638
00:34:31,933 --> 00:34:35,600
YOU FOLLOW YOUR FALSE
PROPHET AND YOU WILL LIVE
YOUR LIFE IN DARKNESS,
639
00:34:35,700 --> 00:34:37,300
MARK MY WORD.
640
00:34:40,300 --> 00:34:43,600
SIR, ALL I HAVE
TO SAY TO YOU IS
HAVE A NICE DAY.
641
00:34:44,900 --> 00:34:46,400
LET'S MOVE OUT,
EVERYONE.
642
00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:15,967
HE WAS REALLY SCARY,
MOM.
643
00:35:16,067 --> 00:35:18,200
ALL BAPTISTS ARE,
HONEY.
644
00:35:30,533 --> 00:35:32,600
MOM!
645
00:35:32,700 --> 00:35:33,700
GINGER!
646
00:35:52,267 --> 00:35:54,967
YOU GUYS,
MY MOM'S GONE.
647
00:35:55,067 --> 00:35:56,933
SHE JUST...
648
00:35:57,033 --> 00:35:58,733
BLEW AWAY.
649
00:36:10,767 --> 00:36:11,633
Bill:
READY?
650
00:36:18,367 --> 00:36:21,100
HAVING AUTHORITY
GIVEN ME BY JESUS CHRIST,
651
00:36:21,200 --> 00:36:22,633
I BAPTIZE YOU FOR
652
00:36:22,733 --> 00:36:25,933
AND IN BEHALF
OF GINGER HEFFMAN
WHO IS DEAD.
653
00:36:26,033 --> 00:36:28,167
NOW WE'LL SEE
GRANDMA GINGER AGAIN?
654
00:36:28,267 --> 00:36:32,567
YES.
NO SOUL IS EVER LOST.
655
00:36:32,667 --> 00:36:36,133
NO MATTER HOW GREAT
OUR DIFFERENCES NOW,
656
00:36:36,233 --> 00:36:38,867
WE CAN BE TOGETHER
IN ETERNITY.
657
00:36:38,967 --> 00:36:40,567
AMEN.
658
00:36:40,667 --> 00:36:43,967
- AMEN.
- AMEN.
659
00:36:44,067 --> 00:36:45,233
AMEN.
660
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:51,100
( gasps )
661
00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:08,433
- ( birds chirping )
- ( chattering )
662
00:37:38,333 --> 00:37:39,100
OH.
663
00:37:45,700 --> 00:37:50,100
( chattering )
664
00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:52,767
SOMEONE WANNA TELL ME
WHOSE JUICE BOX DID THIS?
665
00:37:52,867 --> 00:37:54,133
HUH, ANYONE?
666
00:37:54,233 --> 00:37:56,833
THIS IS A TIME CAPSULE,
NOT SOME TOOL BOX.
667
00:37:56,933 --> 00:37:58,733
THIS IS WHO WE ARE.
668
00:37:58,833 --> 00:38:01,000
THIS IS A SACRED VESSEL.
669
00:38:01,100 --> 00:38:03,133
DANG IT, PEOPLE,
WE'RE BETTER THAN THIS.
670
00:38:03,900 --> 00:38:05,267
HERE'S A HANDY WIPE.
671
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:10,867
WE'RE 45 MINUTES
FROM CUMORAH.
672
00:38:10,967 --> 00:38:12,167
I WANNA GET THERE
ASAP.
673
00:38:12,267 --> 00:38:13,700
TONIGHT'S PERFORMANCE
IS THE LAST ONE.
674
00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:16,900
WE'VE DRIVEN 2,500 MILES,
AND THERE IS NO LATE SEATING.
675
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:18,700
SO LET'S PACK IT UP NOW,
PEOPLE.
676
00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:22,400
BEN, YOU DRIVE MY CAR.
677
00:38:22,500 --> 00:38:24,633
BILL,
678
00:38:24,733 --> 00:38:26,100
RELAX.
679
00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:28,533
THE KIDS ARE EXHAUSTED.
680
00:38:45,867 --> 00:38:46,700
BARB,
681
00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:48,000
CAN I RIDE WITH YOU?
682
00:38:48,100 --> 00:38:50,167
I DON'T WANT HER
WITH US, MOM.
683
00:38:50,267 --> 00:38:53,367
UH, OKAY. NO, YOU RIDE
WITH NICKI, MARGENE.
684
00:38:55,367 --> 00:38:57,700
SARAH.
685
00:38:57,800 --> 00:39:00,333
CAN YOU RIDE WITH
YOUR BROTHER? I'LL SIT
AND RIDE WITH THE KIDS.
686
00:39:23,867 --> 00:39:24,700
( sighs )
687
00:39:29,833 --> 00:39:33,300
( church music playing )
688
00:40:14,767 --> 00:40:16,000
( cell phone ringing )
689
00:40:17,900 --> 00:40:20,167
WHOSE PHONE ARE YOU
CALLING FROM?
690
00:40:20,267 --> 00:40:21,767
WE'VE BEEN PANICKED.
691
00:40:21,867 --> 00:40:25,033
WE ALL FIGURED YOU WERE
IN SOME OTHER CAR
UNTIL WE GOT HERE
692
00:40:25,133 --> 00:40:27,033
WHICH WAS JUST
A FEW HARROWING
MOMENTS AGO.
693
00:40:27,133 --> 00:40:29,267
THE KIDS ARE CAR SICK
AND--
694
00:40:32,933 --> 00:40:35,733
FINE.
FINE, I'LL TELL HER.
695
00:40:35,833 --> 00:40:38,767
- WELL?
- HE'S FURIOUS, BUT OKAY.
696
00:40:38,867 --> 00:40:41,567
HE'S GOT A RIDE
AND HE'LL BE HERE
IN HALF AN HOUR OR SO.
697
00:40:41,667 --> 00:40:44,067
THANK HEAVENS.
OH, THIS TRIP.
698
00:40:44,167 --> 00:40:46,133
IS THIS OUR LAST
BOTTLE?
699
00:40:46,233 --> 00:40:48,733
CHECK THE BATHROOM.
700
00:40:48,833 --> 00:40:50,567
Wayne:
I'M GONNA THROW UP.
701
00:40:50,667 --> 00:40:52,733
Nicki:
IN THE WASTEBASKET, HONEY.
I'LL GET A WASHCLOTH.
702
00:41:06,700 --> 00:41:09,967
NO.
( sighs )
703
00:41:10,067 --> 00:41:11,833
BARB.
704
00:41:11,933 --> 00:41:14,733
I CAN'T BELIEVE
SARAH WOULD
705
00:41:14,833 --> 00:41:16,167
DO THIS.
706
00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:20,767
THEY'RE BIRTH CONTROL
PILLS, NICKI.
707
00:41:23,167 --> 00:41:24,533
HOW COULD SHE?
708
00:41:30,733 --> 00:41:32,933
I FOUND YOUR LOVE NOTE.
709
00:41:33,033 --> 00:41:34,900
WHERE DID YOU GET THIS?
710
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:37,500
IN THE CAR.
HE SAYS HE LOVES YOU.
711
00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:39,600
BENNY IS JUST A LITTLE
MIXED UP RIGHT NOW, BUT--
712
00:41:39,700 --> 00:41:43,267
I CAN READ. I KNOW WHAT
THIS NOTE MEANS,
AND IT'S BAD.
713
00:41:43,367 --> 00:41:45,067
FINE.
714
00:41:45,167 --> 00:41:47,767
I UNDERSTAND THAT
YOU UNDERSTAND.
715
00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:51,000
( sighs )
716
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:56,567
NOTHING HAPPENED.
717
00:41:56,667 --> 00:41:59,533
BUT YOU CANNOT SAY
ANYTHING
718
00:41:59,633 --> 00:42:01,167
TO ANYBODY.
719
00:42:01,267 --> 00:42:03,800
AND YOU CAN'T GIVE HIM
A HARD TIME, IT WOULD JUST
EMBARRASS HIM,
720
00:42:03,900 --> 00:42:07,033
AND I AM GOING TO HANDLE
THIS. OKAY?
721
00:42:07,133 --> 00:42:08,600
NOT A WORD.
722
00:42:11,167 --> 00:42:13,233
We're gonna focus
on the Hill Cumorah pageant
723
00:42:13,333 --> 00:42:15,900
- because we know we got
thousands of folks...
- ( burps )
724
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:18,300
- that are gonna be heading
out there tonight...
- MARGENE?
725
00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:20,733
TEENIE FOUND THIS
IN THE CAR.
726
00:42:20,833 --> 00:42:22,867
BEN, YOU CANNOT
BE GIVING ME NOTES.
727
00:42:22,967 --> 00:42:23,933
IT'S BAD ENOUGH
THAT SHE FOUND IT.
728
00:42:24,033 --> 00:42:25,967
WHAT IF YOUR MOM
OR DAD FOUND IT?
729
00:42:26,067 --> 00:42:27,633
- I-- I DON'T KNOW.
- YOU BET YOU DON'T.
730
00:42:27,733 --> 00:42:30,267
I SHOULDN'T HAVE WRITTEN IT.
I-- IT WAS STUPID, I KNOW.
731
00:42:30,367 --> 00:42:33,300
BUT, MARGENE, I AM
A VERY NORMAL GUY
732
00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:35,333
IN A VERY ABNORMAL
HOUSEHOLD,
733
00:42:35,433 --> 00:42:37,833
AND THIS JUST
HAPPENED TO ME.
734
00:42:37,933 --> 00:42:40,433
I TRIED NOT TO LET IT.
I REALLY TRIED,
735
00:42:40,533 --> 00:42:42,900
BUT I DO HAVE FEELINGS
FOR YOU.
736
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:46,100
AND NOT LIKE A SON
HAS FOR HIS MOTHER.
737
00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:47,767
I CAN'T HELP IT.
I DO.
738
00:42:47,867 --> 00:42:52,000
IF YOU HAVE THESE FEELINGS,
YOU NEED TO GET
OVER IT NOW.
739
00:42:52,100 --> 00:42:55,567
THIS STOPS HERE.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
740
00:42:55,667 --> 00:42:57,800
I LOVE YOU, BEN,
AS A MOTHER,
741
00:42:57,900 --> 00:43:01,167
AND AS YOUR MOTHER,
I LOOK FORWARD TO THE DAY
YOU FIND TRUE LOVE,
742
00:43:01,267 --> 00:43:03,800
BUT THIS--
LISTEN TO ME!
743
00:43:03,900 --> 00:43:06,300
THIS IS NOT IT.
744
00:43:07,567 --> 00:43:10,567
( door slams )
745
00:43:10,667 --> 00:43:13,233
( sighs )
746
00:43:21,167 --> 00:43:22,800
YOU CALLED ME?
747
00:43:22,900 --> 00:43:24,400
I DID.
748
00:43:30,200 --> 00:43:31,533
WHAT'S GOING ON?
749
00:43:33,700 --> 00:43:36,267
NOW I KNOW WHAT
YOUR ATTITUDE HAS
BEEN ALL ABOUT.
750
00:43:37,833 --> 00:43:39,533
NOW YOU WANNA
EXPLAIN THESE?
751
00:43:41,033 --> 00:43:42,400
- THEY'RE NOT MINE.
- BARB--
752
00:43:42,500 --> 00:43:44,800
ALL RIGHT.
THIS IS BETWEEN
ME AND MY DAUGHTER. SARAH!
753
00:43:44,900 --> 00:43:46,300
HONESTLY,
THEY'RE NOT MINE.
754
00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:48,333
I FOUND THEM
WITH YOUR THINGS.
755
00:43:48,433 --> 00:43:51,533
I TAUGHT YOU BETTER THAN THIS.
WE RAISED YOU BETTER.
756
00:43:51,633 --> 00:43:53,067
IF YOU ARE HAVING SEX
WITH SOMEONE,
757
00:43:53,167 --> 00:43:54,967
OR EVEN THINKING
ABOUT IT,
758
00:43:55,067 --> 00:43:57,567
YOU NEED TO STOP!
759
00:43:58,867 --> 00:44:00,933
SEX IS SACRED
760
00:44:01,033 --> 00:44:03,733
FOR A UNION
YOU KNOW IS TRUE.
761
00:44:11,033 --> 00:44:12,033
SARAH!
762
00:44:13,667 --> 00:44:14,833
SARAH!
763
00:44:14,933 --> 00:44:16,867
SARAH!
764
00:44:16,967 --> 00:44:18,400
- WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
- I DON'T KNOW.
765
00:44:18,500 --> 00:44:21,300
I DON'T--
I JUST WANNA GO HOME!
766
00:44:21,400 --> 00:44:24,233
I KNOW YOUR MOM IS
WRONG ABOUT THE PILLS,
BUT THIS IS CRAZY.
767
00:44:24,333 --> 00:44:26,733
I CAN'T EVEN GO
BACK THERE.
768
00:44:26,833 --> 00:44:28,733
I CAN'T BE WITH HER.
769
00:44:28,833 --> 00:44:30,800
I DON'T WANNA GO
TO THIS PAGEANT.
770
00:44:30,900 --> 00:44:33,300
EVERYBODY IS SO
DISAPPOINTED IN ME.
771
00:44:33,400 --> 00:44:36,033
I JUST DON'T WANNA
BE HERE ANYMORE.
772
00:44:36,133 --> 00:44:38,300
WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING?
773
00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:39,467
NOTHING.
774
00:44:39,567 --> 00:44:42,933
BILL, PLEASE,
JUST LEAVE US ALONE.
775
00:44:43,033 --> 00:44:45,167
Bill:
BARB, WHAT'S GOING ON?
776
00:44:48,167 --> 00:44:49,267
Bill:
WHAT IS IT?
777
00:44:52,100 --> 00:44:54,467
- I'M HER MOTHER.
- IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.
778
00:44:54,567 --> 00:44:57,400
IT IS. IF WE'RE ON
THE ONE TRUE PATH,
779
00:44:57,500 --> 00:44:59,300
THEN WHY IS
THIS HAPPENING, BILL?
780
00:45:03,667 --> 00:45:04,767
THEY'RE MINE, OKAY?
781
00:45:08,667 --> 00:45:09,833
NICKI.
782
00:45:09,933 --> 00:45:11,200
THEY'RE MINE.
783
00:45:15,933 --> 00:45:19,267
THE DOCTOR PUT ME ON THEM
FOR CRAMPS AND I HAVE TO
TAKE THEM EVERY DAY.
784
00:45:19,367 --> 00:45:22,400
HOW LONG HAVE YOU
TAKEN THEM?
785
00:45:22,500 --> 00:45:25,233
- WHY IS THAT RELEVANT?
- ANSWER THE QUESTION.
786
00:45:25,333 --> 00:45:28,367
- FOR A LITTLE WHILE.
- HOW LONG, NICKI?
787
00:45:30,467 --> 00:45:32,200
- FOUR YEARS.
- ( gasps )
788
00:45:32,300 --> 00:45:34,467
YOU'VE BEEN
ON BIRTH CONTROL
THIS WHOLE TIME,
789
00:45:34,567 --> 00:45:36,333
WHILE I'VE BEEN HAVING
ALL THE BABIES?
790
00:45:36,433 --> 00:45:38,333
I GOT ADDICTED.
I COULDN'T STOP.
791
00:45:38,433 --> 00:45:40,733
THAT'S AS RIDICULOUS
AS IT IS IMPOSSIBLE.
792
00:45:40,833 --> 00:45:42,400
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE
IN TROUBLE?
793
00:45:42,500 --> 00:45:44,067
HE TAKES PILLS AND LIES
TO US ALL ABOUT IT.
794
00:45:44,167 --> 00:45:46,133
NICKI, ENOUGH.
795
00:45:46,233 --> 00:45:47,867
WHY WOULD I WANNA
HAVE MORE CHILDREN
796
00:45:47,967 --> 00:45:51,000
WITH A MAN WHO HAS
TO TAKE VIAGRA TO HAVE
SEX WITH ME AND ONLY ME?
797
00:45:51,100 --> 00:45:53,600
- I SAID, ENOUGH.
- YOU'RE NOT ATTRACTED TO ME.
798
00:45:53,700 --> 00:45:56,633
- JUST ADMIT IT.
- YOU'VE DONE SOME AWFUL
THINGS BEFORE,
799
00:45:56,733 --> 00:45:58,067
BUT THIS TAKES THE CAKE.
800
00:46:00,767 --> 00:46:03,567
YOU'VE BEEN UNDERMINING
THE FUTURE AND THE MISSION
OF THIS FAMILY.
801
00:46:05,133 --> 00:46:06,500
HOW CAN YOU
RECONCILE THAT?
802
00:46:09,233 --> 00:46:11,700
66NOW YOU NEED TO LOOK
AT ME IN THE EYE AND SAY
YOU'LL STOP.
803
00:46:15,600 --> 00:46:16,667
( knocking on door )
804
00:46:19,300 --> 00:46:20,633
WE'RE GONNA BE LATE,
DAD.
805
00:46:20,733 --> 00:46:22,333
WE'LL MISS
THE ANGEL MORONI.
806
00:46:23,767 --> 00:46:26,267
- LET'S GET GOING.
- BILL, NO.
807
00:46:26,367 --> 00:46:27,400
- YES.
- BILL, LET'S LET IT GO.
808
00:46:27,500 --> 00:46:29,367
- TOO MUCH HAS HAPPENED.
- NO, BARB.
809
00:46:29,467 --> 00:46:32,133
WE'VE COME ACROSS THE COUNTRY.
WE'VE ALMOST MADE IT.
WE'RE ALMOST THERE
810
00:46:32,233 --> 00:46:34,833
EVERYBODY JUST GET READY,
WE'RE GOING AND THAT'S FINAL.
811
00:46:34,933 --> 00:46:37,533
Barb: CAN WE AT LEAST
BURY THE TIME CAPSULE
AFTER THE SHOW?
812
00:46:37,633 --> 00:46:38,967
THIS IS OUR PRAYER,
813
00:46:39,067 --> 00:46:41,033
OUR BLESSING
FOR THIS PLACE.
814
00:46:41,133 --> 00:46:42,633
WE TAKE CARE
OF THIS FIRST...
815
00:46:45,533 --> 00:46:46,600
THEN THE SHOW.
816
00:46:49,533 --> 00:46:51,200
( chirping )
817
00:46:54,833 --> 00:46:58,067
BILL,
BILL, THIS IS NUTS.
818
00:46:58,167 --> 00:46:59,467
JUST A LITTLE FURTHER.
819
00:47:30,900 --> 00:47:33,233
OKAY, EVERYONE.
820
00:47:33,333 --> 00:47:35,933
LET'S ALL COME TOGETHER.
821
00:47:36,033 --> 00:47:38,533
I DON'T WANNA MISS
THE ANGEL, DAD.
822
00:47:38,633 --> 00:47:39,500
SHH, WAYNE.
823
00:47:41,567 --> 00:47:43,567
COME ON, EVERYONE,
A LITTLE CLOSER.
824
00:47:55,233 --> 00:47:58,133
THIS IS NOT
WHAT I PLANNED TO SAY.
825
00:47:58,233 --> 00:48:00,967
I DON'T KNOW WHAT
WE LEARNED ON THIS TRIP.
826
00:48:01,067 --> 00:48:02,700
SOMETHING, I HOPE.
827
00:48:04,667 --> 00:48:07,900
WE RETRACED OUR ANCESTORS'
FOOTSTEPS TO GET HERE.
828
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:10,533
- Announcer:
Ladies and gentlemen...
- WE DIDN'T HAVE TO STARVE
829
00:48:10,633 --> 00:48:14,033
OR FIGHT OR BRAVE THE COLD
FOR OUR BELIEFS,
830
00:48:14,133 --> 00:48:16,767
BUT WE'VE BEEN GIVEN
OTHER TRIALS.
831
00:48:18,900 --> 00:48:22,267
IT'S NOT REALLY
IMPORTANT WHAT HAPPENS
TO THE TIME CAPSULE NOW.
832
00:48:22,367 --> 00:48:25,667
WHAT'S IMPORTANT IS
THAT IT GOT US HERE...
833
00:48:27,333 --> 00:48:30,333
ON THIS SACRED GROUND.
834
00:48:30,433 --> 00:48:32,900
- ( intro music playing )
- ( people cheering )
835
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:34,500
DAD, WE'RE MISSING IT.
836
00:48:38,100 --> 00:48:39,700
ALL OF YOU,
GO ON AHEAD.
837
00:48:54,133 --> 00:48:56,900
HEAVENLY FATHER,
838
00:48:57,000 --> 00:49:00,033
I WAITED MY WHOLE LIFE
TO SEE THIS PLACE,
839
00:49:01,333 --> 00:49:03,367
TO BRING MY FAMILY HERE.
840
00:49:05,867 --> 00:49:09,367
ALL ALONG THIS TRIP
I'VE BEEN LOOKING
FOR YOUR PRESENCE.
841
00:49:14,133 --> 00:49:16,633
I HAVEN'T FOUND YOU
ANYWHERE.
842
00:49:20,833 --> 00:49:23,333
AND I DON'T
FEEL YOU HERE.
843
00:49:27,667 --> 00:49:30,667
I'VE NEVER BEEN
SO WORRIED FOR MY FAMILY.
844
00:49:32,533 --> 00:49:35,467
I THOUGHT WE'D BE OKAY
IF I COULD JUST FIND YOU.
845
00:49:39,067 --> 00:49:41,933
I FEEL LOST,
846
00:49:42,033 --> 00:49:43,533
FORSAKEN,
847
00:49:45,167 --> 00:49:47,733
AND I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO DO.
848
00:49:47,833 --> 00:49:49,600
( choir chanting )
849
00:49:49,700 --> 00:49:53,167
( crowd cheering )
850
00:50:42,833 --> 00:50:44,633
( muffled sobbing )
851
00:50:57,200 --> 00:50:59,233
( knocks on door )
852
00:50:59,333 --> 00:51:00,567
SARAH?
853
00:51:10,933 --> 00:51:12,133
ARE YOU SICK?
854
00:51:14,533 --> 00:51:16,300
I'M LOSING MY BABY.
855
00:51:46,333 --> 00:51:48,067
WE HAVE TO TELL THEM.
856
00:51:51,133 --> 00:51:52,767
I'LL BE WITH YOU, SARAH.
857
00:52:02,400 --> 00:52:03,600
OKAY.
858
00:52:14,267 --> 00:52:16,667
( choir music playing )
859
00:52:16,767 --> 00:52:18,700
( no audible dialog )
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