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Previously on "Below Deck Med..."

The Med is where it all started for me!

I’m coming home!

Service is kind of what I really want to get more experience in.

I definitely have a room to improve,

sometimes I’m like...

After looking at your CV’s, Ellie,

I’m going to make you second and you third.

So you’re from Ireland originally?

Yeah, Ireland.

-My accent, from Liverpool. -Yeah.

Basically, Ireland. Crossed over the ocean.

Oh, I see.

And now I talk like this because of you.

I talk like a [bleep]-wit because you’re a [bleep]-wit.

I’ll be your bosun.

I’m a fair but firm leader.

I’m in charge.

I’m going to make you lead deckhand,

if you guys are happy with that, too.

Yeah, of course.

Bri, Bri, are you almost done there?

Yes, two more, three more things to go.

Four more.

I’ve been in the industry for two years,

but I’ve never made it through a season.

I don’t think she has much experience in laundry,

to be honest.

-No, she said she didn’t. -It shows.

Bri says she’s worked on boats before.

Questionable. Sorry.

Yeah.

-You’re not single? -No.

-Aw... -Taken?

I just like doing sh-- that I’m mainly not meant to do.

Primary is Jacob Ward.

His friends are influencers

and this is going to be a shorter charter.

The guests are so young.

We had a massive provisioning [bleep]-up.

There’s no champagne, no rosé.

They’re out of a lot of stuff.

We’re going to have to make some changes after this charter.

My training is in architecture. So I feel like I build food.

Managing pressure is definitely a skill

I learnt in architecture school.

-Oh. -Nice.

It’s so good.

They love all your food.

Halla-lu-yah.

I’m going to bed.

Hey.

Can you do like a big plate of nachos?

Nachos?

Can we get two shots of vodka on the sundeck?

We ordered the mojitos 45 minutes ago.

-One grilled cheese? -No.

They all want grilled cheese.

I’m going to try to get the chef up one more time.

It’s not my responsibility to cook meals.

I am aspiring to be a chief stew.

But Jono’s selfish behavior is making me look bad.

I came back because this is going to be a problem.

I just wanted to give you a chance to reconsider

because I don’t want this whole experience for you

to become negative because of this.

Simon asked for a mojito an hour ago.

Yeah, I’ll go. I’ll go.

That’s not turning on.

There we go.

When that turns on, let’s find bread.

We’re going to take these drinks.

Do you want to make some drinks as well?

Not knives.

A muddler, a cocktail shaker.

One, two.

[laughing]

Put this on top and then stir it.

Maybe not leave that on.

Hello, my customers!

I’ve got a Soho mule and I’ve got another mojito.

-Soho, we’ve made them. -How is it? How is that?

It’s all right.

-Go check on it. -I’ll check.

Go check on the grilled cheese.

You saved me.

I was about to cry up there.

-Oh. -Cheese!

Okay, we’d rather fix something than complain.

I’m saving the day.

I’m aspiring to be a chief stew.

I also understand that I have to figure it out

and manage these conditions.

I could [bleep] an avocado, though, just with that.

Okay, now we’re going too far.

We don’t need washing up.

My entire life, I’ve had to figure it out.

I’m very self-reliant.

Growing up in the Balkans,

It was my dream to have a house for the Barbies.

And my mother was like,

we don’t have money for no goddamn Barbie house.

I was like, cool, cardboard stick of glue, crayons.

I’ll put a roof over these bitch’s heads.

I’ll bring it up. People are pissed off.

Right, I’ve saved the day.

But I said no to the avocado, but Ben made me put it on.

No one wants avocado.

-Okay, I’ll be back. -Let’s turn everything off.

-Okay, off. -Good job, Simon.

You killed it.

It’s like lava.

Do you want some more?

I think I’ve got it down now.

-No. -No.

It’s not too far off.

Right, I’m going to bed.

Thanks for your help. I’ll see you tomorrow.

You guys are awesome.

-Thank you so much. -Thank you.

-Sleep well, sleep well. -Good night.

-Clean up. -Oh, my God, this is a mess.

-You okay? -I’m just exhausted.

Hmm.

-Hey, how are you going? -Good morning, princess.

-How are you doing? -How are you?

-How’s your morning? -Oh, my gosh.

It’s been all right, but it’s just a lot of stuff,

you know what I mean? Elle’s still going, too.

Balls are pretty much done, and then the confetti.

Thanks, Gael.

[sighs]

-Good morning. -Good morning.

All crew, all crew.

10 a.m. Anchor up to the temple of Poseidon.

Copy. Thank you.

-Hi. -Where’s Nathan?

Upstairs, finishing the sundeck.

Sick!

Last night, I am happy that I did not betray myself.

Standing up for myself, it’s always been an issue for me,

particularly growing up in the closet.

So I have to stick with myself, and I’m proud of that.

I got to do me.

-You turned the laundry on? -Not yet, no.

Oh, that was the first thing you got to do.

Start at six. Don’t be in laundry.

Just get laundry going.

-Yeah. -I’ll do it.

When you come up in the morning, just get them going.

Coming into the season, I want my standard to be

as high as it possibly can be.

But my girls are really green,

and I don’t have any provisions.

So I might not be able to get to the full extent

that I’m used to, but I’m going to make damn sure

that I get as close to that as possible.

So fingers crossed.

-You remember the next time? -Yeah, sorry.

Thank you.

-Morning, Captain. -Morning.

Is anyone awake?

No, I haven’t seen any guests.

They were up pretty late.

We got woken up by someone asking Chef to come cook.

Who did?

One of the stews, but I thought it was a dream.

I’m not sure what happened, what transpired.

-Thank you. -Pleasure, I’ll be outside.

Joe and Nathan, can you meet me on the bar, please?

What the [bleep]?

Copy, on my way.

Good morning.

Good morning, how are you?

-I’m good, how are you? -Good.

I’m going to go on the top deck.

-Okay, perfect. -All right, lads.

What’s happening, big fella?

I’m going to lift anchor shortly.

-Yeah. -You done it before?

-Yeah. -Sick.

So you know, long-stay and medium-stay, short-stay,

if it’s long-stay and it’s tight, stop pulling.

Stop it, yeah.

To see the anchor you go underneath there.

We must never put the anchor fully in, okay?

This breaks on, and we got in gear.

I like to teach.

I’ve taught one person how to surf once.

After three hours of them not catching a wave,

he stood up and he just started going.

He turned around and looked at us like,

[gasps] "I’m doing it!"

Like that smile on his face was everything.

Sweet.

Bri, can you hop down into cabins open?

-Got it. -Yeah?

Got it, yeah.

I’m really sorry that yesterday

was such a stressful day for you.

I just felt sh--ty for disappointing you guys,

because that’s, like, the last thing I wanted to do for you.

But honestly, it was the first day of a new boat.

It’s a ----ing sh---show.

Everything is everywhere.

And, like, you’ll find your feet.

I’m a baby.

We’ll get better each day, okay?

You’ll be amazing today.

Thank you for your hard work. I really appreciate it.

So good.

You’ve got to lift them up.

You know how many people are unaware of that?

Yeah, I know.

Deck crew, you can haul the anchor.

Copy.

Could I get a breakfast to you as a meal?

Yeah, sure.

You’re going to communicate from now on?

Yeah, no worries.

Okay, it’s coming in at 11 o’clock.

Yeah, 11 o’clock.

You guys are entertained.

Anchor on the water line, just a little bit of rinse.

Thank you.

Good job, bud.

Nice one, boys.

Can you give this a nice little rinse?

Yeah, yeah.

-Hey, boo. -What’s up, my G?

How are you?

Did you hear what happened?

They tried to wake me up last night.

Oh, really?

Ellie came in and said, they asked for mac and cheese,

and I said, no, I’m sorry, I can’t.

I think she was maybe overwhelmed,

because she said they were asking for drinks,

and I was waking up this morning at six.

I was, I couldn’t.

To be fair, they said on their thing,

they wanted late night snacks.

Ellie came in and said,

they asked for mac and cheese and I said,

no, I’m sorry, I can’t.

I was waking up this morning at six.

I couldn’t.

To be fair, they said on their thing

they wanted late night snacks.

I’ve got tips and dips.

If there’s any cooked snacks, obviously I’ll take care of it.

Okay.

-Hey. -Hello, everyone.

Next time, just pre-prep something.

-Easy. -Yeah, great, cool. Perfect.

-Is that stuff okay, there? -Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I just wanted to go take 30 minutes to relax,

maybe have some food.

Even if you’re not hungry, just get it in.

-Get it in. -Cool. I like it.

Yeah.

-Those ready? -Yep.

-Thank you very much. -There you go.

Hey, what are you doing?

I was just having dinner.

Sorry, do you want me to let you go?

No, because I don’t know when I’m going to be able

to talk to you again.

Busy, busy day. The guests get off the boat today.

Oh, really? You want to leave Triton that quick?

The goal was to find a boat that

we could both work on.

I’m trying to make long-distance work

because yachting relationships are hard.

At least if you’re with someone who gets your lifestyle,

they can be there with you.

I don’t know how good I am at this long-distance thing,

but I guess we’ll find out.

Yeah. I love you.

Bye.

Jonathan, please come to the bridge.

I have to give you a break by law.

Otherwise we’ll get over hours, and you’ll get used to it.

Come here.

So, I heard last night someone tried to wake you up.

Yeah.

I’m going to address that in the meeting.

Okay.

When you go to bed, you’re down.

Thank you.

My suggestion is to make paninis.

Put them in the fridge.

I didn’t even fall back asleep after they woke me up

because I had so much anxiety.

I’ll address that in the tip meeting.

Thank you so much.

Take that stress off your shoulders.

Yeah, thank you.

If the chef just went to bed or they’re on break,

of course, go get the chef.

But if the chef’s been down, don’t wake the chef.

I’m not sure how it went down,

but I do expect Jonathan to prepare the food

from this moment forward.

Yes, it’s the learning curve of the first charter.

Ellie didn’t know. She’s learning.

Oh, hang on. I’ll get one of them in a little selfie.

Selfie.

Do you know where

Ellie left any other notes anywhere?

Oh, amazing.

She went to bed around 6:30/7.

That late?

But she said she was going to get up at around 11 something.

I wonder why it’s taking so long for her to go to bed.

What is going on with my hair?

Bro, that’s really good.

I kind of want more now.

-Yeah. -I know.

Where is my wine?

There’s no rosé, right?

No, it hasn’t arrived yet.

Ugh.

[bleep]’s sake.

Oh, my God. Terrible.

I’d love to order a rosé.

We don’t have any rosé on board.

No rosé?

I’m trying everything I can.

I’ve seen the progressives of your curt message.

It can’t be that hard.

You’ve got every right to be grumpy.

I think as long as we’ve got some by lunchtime,

it’ll be okay.

Yeah. I’ll get onto those drinks now.

Thanks.

-Good morning. -Good morning.

-Good evening. -Good afternoon.

We’ve just been underway.

Once we get there, we’ll be doing jet skis full on.

Nathan’s a little cutie.

Gael’s... she’s definitely a flirt.

Platonic friendships are a thing.

Like, they are possible.

Let’s see. Let’s see what happens.

Deck crew, prep the anchor.

Copy. Anchor ready to drop.

Drop the anchor.

Copy, dropping.

-Hey! -Hey.

-How are you? -Uh, I don’t know.

I’m all right. I’ve slept.

-Yeah, nice. -Yeah.

Lucky.

We’re at a long stay now.

Thank you very much.

Oh, my God.

-You have no idea. -Thank you so much.

I know it was such a busy night.

Lates are sh--, isn’t it?

Oh, it is fun.

You get, like, the better side of the guests.

Yeah, because they’re all drunk as well.

Yeah.

I’ve spoken to the chef. He says that, you know,

if he doesn’t get his rest, then it’s dangerous for him

and the nights and all that.

Oh, well, breakfast was at 10 a.m.

So he could have gotten up, done it by midnight

or 12:30, and still gotten his rest.

Yeah.

Next time, he’s going to premake things.

I think that’s going to be the best solution.

I’m really sorry that you had to go through that.

It sounds like a night from absolute hell.

Yeah.

You should never be to bed more than an hour after the guests.

And if you are, it means that you’ve

been with the guests too much.

Because if she’s with him the whole time,

she’s getting nothing done.

At the same time,

if I didn’t have Elena,

I would be an absolute mess right now.

So I do feel confident

that she’s going to keep learning and improving.

Hopefully.

If you want to start setting the table,

we’ve got lunch.

-Okay. -It’s insane.

-Do we have rosé? -No, we’ve got nothing.

-Sandy. -Hey.

So they’re quite young.

Some of them I’m pretty sure are, like, 15.

-Content is king! -Just do the TikTok videos.

All they wanted was rosé for lunch.

There’s a big super yacht behind us.

Maybe you could go ask.

Oh, my God, should we?

Ian, Ian, come to the bridge. Ian, to the bridge.

Um, we need some wine.

And there’s a big super yacht right there.

Yeah.

Maybe you could send someone over to ask politely.

-Copy. -Thank you.

Four bottles of rosé to get us through lunch.

Joe, Ian, come to the sundeck, please.

New plan. We’re going to put the tender in,

and then you are going to go to that yacht

-and ask for some rosé. -Okay, cool.

Okay, do you want to know the latest plan?

Yeah.

There’s a big super yacht just here.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Okay, coming down with the boom.

Down.

Gee, see those biceps, Gael.

Thanks.

Coming down with the cable.

Just start it up?

Yeah, you always engine in the water first.

Deck crew, meet me on the bridge.

-I’ll give you some money. -Copy. On me way.

The cutleries on the wrong side.

-Oh, shoot. -I’ll change it over now.

Do whatever it takes. But get us some wine.

-You’ve got my word. -Okay.

I’ve got you.

I want to test meself and become something in this industry.

We’re going to come back with some wine

or we’re not coming back.

Let’s get this wine.

That’s definitely jellyfish, isn’t it?

That is a jellyfish.

If it stings my face will one of you...

I’ll piss on your face, yeah.

Grooving, buddy.

Mm-hmm.

Hello, good afternoon.

We’re in need for some wine.

That’s just how it is.

We need four bottles of rosé.

What do we need to do to get that from you?

We need four bottles of rosé.

What do we need to do to get that from you?

Oh, come on, please, please!

You name a price, we put in your pocket.

75 a bottle?

I researched the brand and it’s no more than 20 quid.

-Yeah? -Yeah, we’ll pay.

Got yourself a deal, lads.

Yes!

300 quid. Thank you.

Thank you, guys.

Good to go, bro.

Imagine paying 300 quid for four bottles of wine, mate.

I don’t even got 300 quid in me account.

Mustique, Mustique, we are approaching with five bottles.

[cheering]

That’s awesome.

Yay!

Mission accomplished!

I’m going to get it up to an ice bucket.

Get the prize, get the prize.

Oh, okay.

It’s going to be the best tasting wine we’ve ever had.

Just letting you know, Gael is in the water,

detaching jet skis.

Thank you. Well done.

Chef, I’m going to start wine service.

Copy.

Joe, pull Gael in and you can grab the harness from her.

-Yeah. -Who would like a glass?

Now we’ve got the rosé.

They’re ----ing fired.

You’ve got your rosé.

What are these dishes?

-Pineapple chicken. -Pineapple chicken.

This one is the most spicy.

Oh, yeah, this is a nice one.

This is nice.

Go ahead, Gael.

Look at that.

-Yes. -She needs to plate up.

This is the less spicy plate.

Oh, God, this chef has somehow nailed

all of our preferences.

For future reference, there is a nice short white hose

-in the dive store. -Oh, is there?

-Yeah. -Oh, nice.

Who would like some sober noodle salad?

Chicken is so good.

Not quite as good as the cheese toasties last night.

Nathan, you can go down now.

This time yesterday, I think we were slightly more wobbly.

Did you want to pop to the laundry

and just remind her, be quick.

I don’t want to keep going down and doing it for her

because she needs to learn.

And don’t forget who’s ----ing cabin it’s from.

-That happened as well? -Yes.

Oh, okay.

I quite like that.

Yeah, I might go down pack and then come up.

They were raving about your food.

Great.

Yes, so, yeah, they love the food.

Great.

Jono, he hasn’t apologized or asked me at all

about how my night went.

Like, I have failed him on some level?

Okay.

So, is the plan to get into the water after this, then?

Everything’s ready to go in the water when you want.

-Hey, hey. -Hi.

Grab all the clothes from the cabins.

Can I go on the seadoo?

-Yeah, of course. -Just go over it like that.

But feel free to also just properly press.

Okay.

Are you guys going to go on the same jet ski?

-Yeah. -Have you drove one before?

-Yeah. -Happy days.

Oh my God.

Another thing that’s super important is to remember

which cabin it came from.

Growing up, I was in two different boarding schools.

At school, a laundromat would come and pick up our washing

and we’d see it two days later.

Ironed, folded, everything done for us.

And doing laundry and housekeeping,

I’m stressing balls. I don’t want to lose my job.

-You’re going to smash it. -Thank you for helping.

-You got the wine. -Oh, yeah.

Well done.

Knock, knock.

Guys, I won’t lose your clothes. I swear on my life..

-Is that my white shirt? -No.

There’s a white shirt missing.

Not so great.

Guys, stay in sight. Have fun.

Thank you.

You have pants missing as well?

Yeah.

Woo-hoo-hoo.

Off he goes.

He’s pulling on every time.

-Hey. -Hey, hey.

Have your outfits already been put out?

Yeah, so there is missing pants.

I have no idea where they’ve gone.

I’ve already told her that pants are white.

-White pants. -White low pants, yeah.

Are you ----ing kidding me?

I’ve checked through my friend’s room.

I don’t want to be doing that.

Okay, we’ll find it.

I’m ----ing trying my hardest.

Woo!

So cool.

[crying]

[sniffles]

Are you all right?

Okay.

Um, you’ve been informed about the missing outfits?

No.

So one of the guests is missing a pair of pants from yesterday.

He’s told it to Bri. I think she’s on it.

Okay.

When you’ve got people like Bri who make a lot of mistakes,

If you’re going to comment on every single one of them,

it’s just going to be endless nagging.

So I’m trying the tactic of lots of compliments

and hoping that helps her get better.

Yeah.

I found the frickin’ pants.

[chuckles]

Phew.

Woo-wee!

Sick!

Did you manage to find stuff that was lost?

These pants are his,

I thought it was the girl’s, but it’s his.

-It’s his. -And they’re on warm air?

Yeah. Well, it’s on cotton.

Okay.

Take them out so they don’t shrink.

So usually we don’t put the guest clothes on warm air.

That’s just for crew clothes.

Yeah, but it’s not a risk

you want to take with guest clothing.

It’s fair enough.

I definitely feel that I have my work cut out for me with Bri

because this is my first time ever being a second stew.

It feels like I’m on the right trajectory

on my journey towards being chief,

but to be fair, I don’t have much competition

on this boat, so...

[laughing]

I know, I don’t want to get off.

Hello.

Was it like knitted pants that you were looking for?

-Yeah, yeah. -We found them.

-Oh, amazing. -Yeah, they were in laundry.

-They were hang-drying. -Oh!

So that’s why it was taking so long.

Uh, next time? All of those out.

I can show you a picture of what it’s supposed to look like.

-Was this last year? -Yeah, that’s our first year.

I didn’t even know that we had that stuff.

Yeah.

Oh!

Ooh...

Ow.

Starting hydraulics now.

Okay, coming around.

Deck crew, deck crew, we are ready to haul the anchor.

Copy that, Bridge.

Such a shame that we’re leaving already, isn’t it?

I know, I’m sad it’s over.

-Start hauling. -Copy that.

Anchor is at the waterline, free from obstructions.

Thank you, thank you.

And that’s how it’s done, boys.

-Come on, bro. -Yeah, I’m ready, I’m ready.

Ten-second countdown, ready?

Are you... Yeah, yeah.

That’s a huge ----ing cut.

Now it’s stinging.

Here, wrap it up.

What happened?

I actually cut it open.

Oh!

Ooh. Ow.

Get you to face eight bucks in here.

-You’re crazy. -His Spanish.

Si.

-Right, there you go. -Thank you.

Ciao. Thank you.

Right, you’re filthy.

-You filthy animal! -Filthy animal.

[vocalizing]

All crew, all crew.

ETA to the entrance of the marina

in 15 minutes.

One of you can be on the controls,

-and one can pull the tension. -Yeah.

It’s always best to get ground lines on as quick as possible.

-Of course. -When you get one on,

get tension, but not like crazy-tight tension.

Also, when they give you ground line,

don’t just straight away go on.

See how much you can pull.

I’m scared.

And we’ll do fender drop pretty soon,

so let’s get these guys in position.

Oh, I’m really sad to be leaving.

Still have no idea whose these are, but...

They’re ours now.

Deck crew, deck crew.

We need fenders for both sides of the vessel.

Copy.

All crew, all crew. We are proceeding in.

Joe, Joe, I need you to do distances on the bow.

Okay.

-Between vessels and the lines. -Oh, okay.

How’s my port bow?

All clear on the bow, all clear on the bow.

Welcome to the day in the life on a super yacht.

The bow is opening up nicely.

Dropping ground lines to the tender now.

That’s four. Go, drop, drop.

Selfie.

-Not too soon... -Go, go, go.

12 meters to dock.

But it’s not...

It’s slipping off the...

Three meters on starboard side.

-Why’s it doing? -Yeah, it’s slipping off.

Joe, Joe, Joe, grab the starboard ground line.

It’s waiting for ya.

-Copy. -Gaels on it.

Yeah, you guys can pull up on ground lines.

We are at a good distance on the aft.

My job is keep the stern from hitting the dock.

The windlass isn’t even gripping the rope.

This is my first time experiencing this windlass.

I’m just in utter... [bleep] mode.

Jesus Christ.

Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go.

Let’s be quick about it.

Ah, this is sh--.

Are all lines secure back there?

Almost there, captain.

Go.

Keep getting rid of this slack.

We are looking lovely.

You guys can pull tight, so you pull us forward.

Just get it moving.

-That’s good, bro. -We are all tied up.

Nice work, everyone.

I can barely reverse park a car, let alone a yacht.

----ing hell.

All right, so you started using the windlass

before I was finished.

You can’t do that.

I couldn’t get my thruster to work.

So when you get the ground line, you use your strength.

So it is muscle until I am in the berth.

Just one thing, the winches are diabolical.

Kept slipping.

When you don’t have tension on that line,

it will slip and it will wrap.

But I couldn’t do any more muscle over that side.

That’s fine.

All you need to do is get the ground line on

until you can use those.

-Yeah, copy that. -So that’s good.

You have experience, I can tell.

That’s excellent. Good job. Thank you.

-You’re welcome. -Thank you.

My grandfather used to take me on fishing trips.

I was up in the wheelhouse just observing.

That’s all my childhood memories are, to be honest.

Good job, guys. Who’s with me?

These are sh--.

They are sh--, but we do need to take up the ground lines.

I’m still learning myself.

There’s no issue with the windlass.

But Joe’s in charge of the bow at the moment

and I don’t want to step on anyone’s toes.

I know my capabilities.

I don’t want to be a lead deckhand.

I’m just here to enjoy myself and have fun.

Appreciate the word, obviously, because that was tense.

I seen you trying to pull it, truly.

I was out.

We didn’t get yelled at, so it’s good.

Yeah.

Need to find all my stuff.

I’m not going to lie, I’ve lost a lot of stuff.

I don’t know where half the clothes have gone.

All crew, all crew please get into your whites.

Let’s meet on the main deck aft in five minutes.

Okay, copy.

Let’s go stand in the sun.

Get in the sun, get it on ya.

-Oh, my gosh. -There you go.

-Thank you guys so much. -Bye-bye.

-Lovely meeting you. -Thank you, absolute pleasure.

Okay, so on behalf of all the guests, thank you so much.

Honestly, we had such an amazing time.

Jono, the food, I’ve got to shake your hand.

Oh, thank you so much.

Obviously, there were a few things to comment on.

Coming on the yacht, a little bit of a lack of provisions

was obviously a little bit disappointing.

A few clothes went missing in terms of getting pressed.

But overall, we genuinely had such an amazing time, so...

-That’s for you guys. -Thank you. Thank you very much.

We appreciate you. Thank you so much.

-Thank you so much. -Cheers, guys, enjoy.

All right, everyone, awesome job, get into your reds,

and we’ll meet the main salon to count our cash.

I’m surprised we got any cash.

What can you do? You do the best you can.

Let’s have some lunch quickly and then we can carry on.

I really need to take a poo, too, so...

-[laughs] -Great.

I’m ready to go, baby.

Oh, my God.

Whoa!

Take my hair out.

Yeah, I haven’t seen you with your hair out long.

Got a lot of it there.

I just did a poo that was, like, that long.

You’re ----ing disgusting.

[laughing]

Do not land over near me.

She’s a legend.

Ellie, Bri, can you come with me in the dining room

and we can have a meeting?

Copy, copy.

-Let’s do rubbish. -Yeah.

-Are we having a little meeting? -Hi!

That was crazy.

You were an ocean with how much you were sweating.

You were dripping with sweat the whole time.

So, going into the next charter,

I just want to cover the things to improve on.

For you, because we’re so limited with our manpower,

everything just needs to be quicker.

It’s important to understand that we’re all making mistakes.

-You know... -Yeah.

You shouldn’t feel like it’s just you.

Thank you.

No, but mine was the big one.

I just didn’t keep track of whose stuff was whose.

Oh, yeah, that was a big [bleep] up.

Yeah.

I’m not mad at you at all, just so you know.

If you’re still like this on, like, charter five,

I’ll be thinking about another solution.

But for now, you’re doing great.

Your thing again what we discussed this morning.

Yeah, in the galley situation.

You should never be to bed more than an hour after the guest.

And if you are, it usually means you’re with the guest too much.

But it was like a bit tricky,

because this was like a form of entertainment for them.

Absolutely.

So I gave in a little bit just to keep them entertained.

Yeah, like, if they want to do, like,

cooking things in the galley, just say no.

Just say it’s like a safety thing, it’s a chef’s thing,

because we just need you in the morning.

-Awesome. -Thank you so much.

-Good job. -Thank you.

Thank you, lovely.

No worries, darling.

All crew to the bridge salon for our tip meeting.

Hi.

Well done, everyone.

It’s easy to do a good job when things are going your way.

When they’re not, and you still show up like you showed up,

that’s what people look for in character.

So thank you for that.

Deck team, first charter, first boat.

Good job.

Aesha, when you lead with kindness, people follow.

That’s what makes you stand out.

Jono, we were challenged with provisions,

and you figured out a way

to create an incredible meal on the fly.

-It’s all about the effort. -Yay!

Yeah, you did.

Oh, yes. Never wake the chef.

What you’re going to do

is prepare food for the Panini maker,

and who’s ever on nights make the Paninis.

Don’t wake the guy.

-No. -We want to keep him.

I’m sorry, Captain, to interrupt.

This wasn’t just the Paninis,

because it was like a whole thing

they were asking for. That’s why I woke the chef.

Yeah. We don’t wake the chef.

-You’re learning. It’s fine. -Yeah.

Maybe on big boats, because they have more than one chef.

-Yes. -Right.

-He’s one. -Okay.

So that’s my expectation for charter two, okay?

You got this.

But we did a great job,

13,000 euros, $15,000, $1250 per person.

-It’s a great tip. -Great!

-It really is. -It’s a good one.

With that, you guys have a blast.

Yay.

Let’s get after it.

-You okay? -Yeah. I’m okay.

-Thank you so much. -No, that’s all right.

Just know not to wake me up ever again.

And the lesson is that I will prepare stuff,

because I am empathetic that you are under a crazy situation.

Yep.

And I don’t want that to happen to you ever again.

-Yeah. -Yeah.

Hi, baby. How are you?

Nice. The guests are gone.

They said the best part of their trip was me and the food.

I have a boyfriend. His name’s David.

He’s an opera singer.

He’s the most supportive person I’ve dated

in a long distance relationship.

So yeah, he’s great.

He’s wonderful. Yeah.

Okay. You’re like working.

Hey. What’s wrong?

I just feel like I didn’t receive enough compassion

for what I was going through.

It was all about, oh, you woke up the chef.

What about what I was going through?

Everything else.

I’m just remembering when they ----ing came and woke me up.

I was so pissed.

What about the fact that I didn’t get ----ing sleep,

that I was up for 25 hours to make the guests happy?

And it all became about waking up the chef

I’m ----ing pissed off about it.

Aesha was like, why were you up for so long?

I was trying to put everything away as much as I could.

-Yeah. -I busted my ass.

It made me feel like I’m incompetent, you know?

I know how that feels, trust me.

Yeah, because like you go above and beyond

and then they make you feel like

you’re not doing your job right.

I’m sorry, darling.

Whatever, I don’t give a [bleep].

I’m going back to laundry. I’m over it.

I’m going to be the best wingman

you guys have ever had in your life.

-Know who I think is feisty? -Who?

-That "Bry" girl. -Bri.

Yes, she’s feisty.

Get some marine polish and just put it in the brush as well.

-Hi, gorgeous. -Hey.

-I love it. -How are things going?

Good, we’re chugging along.

-Nice one. -Good job.

You’re amazing.

I feel like Jono has affected

the captain’s perception of who I am.

I am here for my career, so it’s not

Captain Sandy’s making me upset,

it’s Jono that’s making me upset.

As soon as you feel comfortable...

-No problem. -Thank you so much.

-No worries. -I’m gonna shower.

-Get freshened up. -Let’s go clubbing.

Let’s get ready.

You are so beautiful, and your body is so amazing.

Not gonna lie, it’s a pretty good-looking crew.

Oh, I reckon.

I thought I’d do my power suit for Athens.

Nice. Hey, beauty.

Hey, wow.

Gael... Holy ----ing sh--.

She’s attractive.

She has a boyfriend.

But I owe no loyalty to anyone.

Look at the knockers!

Okay, honey.

Let’s go!

Let’s go, baby.

-Party bus. -Cheers.

I think Nathan, his eyes popped right out of his head

-when you came out. -He’s a cutie.

He was like...

[laughing]

Guys, guys, guys, this is beautiful.

Mucho’s beauty.

You can see the acropolis.

Oh, this is lovely.

-It’s ----ing unreal, man. -This is amazing, man.

This is incredible.

Welcome.

It’s Greek traditional, first must have shot.

-Wow, baby. -Woo!

How do you say thank you?

-Parakalo. -Parakalo.

Parakalo.

Can we cheers to the fact that we somehow did charter one?

-We did. -Cheers to that.

Cheers.

Wow. You kiss in a shot.

Wow.

That’s sexy as sh--.

Ah!

Joe is a charmer.

Joe is Mr. Charisma.

He knows exactly what to say, what to do, how to look.

He’s hot. So that helps.

Best Apperol spritz.

I love you.

There you go, lovely.

Look at my ----ing hands.

-[bleep] -They’re from lines.

This woman is power.

We’ve got a bromance.

I think I’ve got a bromance with you guys, too.

I feel like a thorn in between two roses, but...

No, no, no.

I feel like I’m there.

Yes.

Yeah, baby.

-Lady. -Thank you so much.

You’re welcome.

-Mmm. -This food is amazing.

Thanks so much.

Yum.

How long have you been with your partner?

Not very long. Like, five months.

-Oh, my God, me, too. -Nice.

I don’t know, like...

We’re still trying to figure out this whole trust factor.

Like, I know he’s a bit of a flirtatious person,

like, what happens when he’s on a boat full-time

with some really attractive girls?

Mmm.

It’s scary, especially

because there’s so much cheating in yachting.

And I’ve always hated it.

But you deal with it when it happens,

and up until that point, just don’t worry about it.

Yeah.

Scott and I have been together for three and a half years.

There’s not been one time I’ve ever been paranoid.

So I just think if you’re worried about each other,

then surely it’s not right.

He was like,

I feel like I’m on time restrictions to talk to you.

But I can’t do anything better.

Like, I don’t want to be on my phone all day while I’m working.

I think we just got to see how it goes.

You’re a catch.

If he can’t see it, [bleep] him.

Shall we go?

Yeah, let’s go, let’s go, let’s go, let’s go.

-Thanks so much. -Cheers, bye bye.

Woo!

Hello, hello.

Woo!

Yeah, I guess so.

Ellie is quite a fancy lady, I would say.

I would consider myself a flirt.

I wouldn’t say I flirt on purpose.

I don’t know about that.

I don’t know, no.

[laughing]

One, two, one, two, left.

-Ready? -Ready.

-Come on. -Ah!

[laughing]

Supposed to be going like this.

Oh, [bleep]. I’m scared.

Okay.

-Awesome. -You guys ready to go?

-Let’s go. -Guys, I’m tough.

You get yourself to bed.

-What is the strawberry? -Yeah.

A strawberry is just a wee bit of fruit that we share.

You will eventually find out.

-Thank you. -Thank you.

Come on, guys. Come on.

Careful with your head.

We vibe. Come, come, come.

-10 out of 10s. -It was incredible.

I just remembered I got to be up in a few hours.

[whines]

We are back.

Thank you, bye, Mr. Bus Driver.

-That was fun. -That was fun.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Bend over, and I will suck it...

Should we now or later?

Later.

Good night.

-It was a fun night. -It was. Yeah.

It was. Yeah, I did.

Thanks.

Let me know when you’re ready to leave the cabin.

[laughing]

What’s right and what’s wrong?

Am I doing the right thing? Am I doing the wrong thing?

Maybe I like him like a little tiny bit.

Maybe I just want to like hang out with him

a little bit, you know?

I’m not harming anyone.