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There must be some spell
I can say to undo all this.
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You have to bury it deep
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below the place where
your journey began.
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Just keep on breathing, okay?
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I've been wanting to...
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get closer to you?
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Well, hey there!
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Hello.
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So are you two together or...?
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Nah, he's got a girlfriend though.
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Amanda, what the hell happened?
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Your hand,
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grew another you.
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Lookin' for me?
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- Time... to...
- Time... to...
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- die!
- die!
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What the fuck?
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Is goin' on?
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Son of a bitch!
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Holy shit.
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Two Ashes?
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Easy kids.
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No need to jump the gun here.
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Yeah, yeah, don't shoot
the wrong guy, dummies.
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Oh, you buyin' this shiny turd?
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This is the guy who killed Fisher.
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Come on, take him out!
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I did not!
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That guy killed Fisher. Take him down!
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Well of course he's gonna say that,
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he's a murderer.
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Pablo, amigo,
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just kill the guy and I'll get you
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a piñata or whatever.
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Subtle racism?
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But not that subtle.
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Hey, hey, I'm a racist, too.
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Asian babies creep me out,
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but, unlike Mister Imposter here,
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I know stuff about your past.
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Stuff that only you told me.
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Pablo, till you were nine,
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your best friend was a kitty cat.
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Notorious C.A.T.
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Anybody can figure that crap out!
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Kelly, when you were
in junior high school,
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you told me you busted
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a stained glass window of a church.
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By accident.
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Then you punched a nun in the face.
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Ha-ha.
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She was being so dramatic
about that stained glass,
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and she hit me first.
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Okay, look. Just shoot us both.
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What?
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Yeah, it's the only way.
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That way this ass-wipe is dead,
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and I don't have to deal
with this horse shit anymore.
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Ho, ho, ho.
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Come on.
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All right.
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Oh, oh, no, no, no!
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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxxwww.addic7ed.com
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Okay, how'd you know it was really me?
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Well, first off, you're racist,
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but not against Asians.
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Well, why would I be?
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They give such incredible massages,
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with those teeny hands.
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Also, you tried to
take the easy way out.
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Total Ash move.
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What? Come on.
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The only person you're
willing to lay down
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and die for is you.
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Well, that's because
I'm very important to me.
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Yeah, we definitely shot the right one.
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I'm reconsidering.
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Still, I might've given my life for her.
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God, we would've made
such a handsome couple.
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So, how did that happen?
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My asshole hand.
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It came back, grew another me.
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Same shit, different day.
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Things were goin' fine with Amanda too,
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but that went south.
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All because of that goddamn book.
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No disrespect.
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You were the one who read from it.
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No disrespect Kelly.
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If you live in the past,
you hurt the future.
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Now this Book has some
freaky weird power.
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The sooner it's six
feet under, the better.
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First we gotta deal with these bodies.
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We can't have Hot and Sexy
comin' back to ruin our day.
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And I say that with
all due respect to her.
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Well, brains before beauty.
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Hello!
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Aw, shit.
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We got company.
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Happy campers comin' at ya.
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Hello?
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Ah, hey.
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Ah, what are you guys doin' here?
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Brad got us lost.
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It wasn't my fault.
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Uh, the-the trees, they, uh,
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you know it's like the trail map
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just stopped making sense.
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Uh, uh, can we crash here maybe?
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In this tiny cabin?
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No, no, no, the three of us here,
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we, we kind of fill it up to capacity.
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Plus there's a few dead bodies in there.
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Dead animal bodies.
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Right, because maybe,
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we're veterinarians,
ah, really bad ones.
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We specialize in a very
radical form of surgery.
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Or we're just hunters.
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I think the point is,
there's no room at the inn.
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So you guys might just
have to beat it, sorry.
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But, ah, but-but maybe we could, ah,
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just camp in the front yard?
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Can you give us a second?
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- That could work.
- Okay, look, there is no way
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in hell they're gonna stay here,
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'cause they're gonna get possessed,
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then they're gonna be on the night train
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to Kill-adelphia.
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With stops in Choke-lahoma City,
and Die-ami.
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Nice.
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I thought you'd like that.
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Oh, hey, sorry to break up your moment,
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but we can't just send
them back into the woods.
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Who knows what else is out there?
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It's a hell of a lot
safer out there than here.
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And you're just worried
about the little sister.
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Guns, and a chainsaw...
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Yeah, I am.
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Her name's Heather,
and she's super cute.
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I don't know much else about her.
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That's all you have to know.
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Okay, look.
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You two are gonna take 'em
the back way to Elk Rapids.
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Man, what back way?
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There's a trail right
up behind the cabin,
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goes to civilization,
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then get your asses back
here 'cause I need ya.
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In the meantime,
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some of us have to slice and dice.
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Good luck.
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So...
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change of plans.
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It's cool of you guys to
show us the way out of here.
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Oh yeah, well, anything
to get out of a house
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of dead animals, right?
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Listen, I know you're not hunters,
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or veterinarians,
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not normal ones anyway.
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What are you guys up to?
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What?
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We're gettin' you and
your family to Elk Rapids.
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Okay, fine, it's a
secret. You know what?
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If you didn't have a girlfriend,
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I'd find a way to get it out of you.
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What do you mean "girlfriend?"
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Well, I heard you were seeing someone.
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From who?
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From, from her.
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Is it serious?
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I'm not sure.
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- You okay?
- Yeah.
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Chopping up my evil clone.
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Maybe someday that'll feel weird.
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Maybe I should mount this on the wall.
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Ash...
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Ash!
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Fuck me.
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To bury me is a mistake.
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No.
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No, we are not having this conversation!
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You should use me.
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No, I already did that dance,
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made my life a living hell!
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Only because you're trying to fight me.
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Stop fighting.
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Admit it, you're not all good either.
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Be smart, for once.
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Use me.
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No.
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You're takin' a dirt nap.
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Ash, if you bury me, you
stop being a Superman,
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and go back to being a stock boy.
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- No!
- Yes!
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No, not this guy.
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I've got possibilities.
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To do what?
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Have a family?
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Become president? Get rich?
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None of that's ever going to happen!
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I'm what makes you special.
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Blah, blah, blah.
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Play's over, Shakespeare.
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Amanda, I'm sorry for,
what I must do to you.
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Promise I'll be a gentleman
and respect your modesty,
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while I cut you into small pieces.
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Well, maybe just one last
little peek at those...
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Shit!
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Amanda?!
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You know what?
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I like the forest in the fog.
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It kind of glows.
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Yeah, day or night,
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there's always something
beautiful out here.
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Even if it's hard for
some people to see it.
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Hey, I voted for Lake Havasu, okay?
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So, Heather just told me
that I got a girlfriend?
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That's weird.
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Yeah.
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She said you told her that.
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I did.
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- Why?
- I don't think she's
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good enough for you.
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What's wrong with her?
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Come on, you know how crazy
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girls can be.
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Yeah, I'm learning.
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Look, Pablo, I'm sorry, okay?
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But it's not a good idea to get involved
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with someone right now.
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What, why?
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Because life expectancy
is real short out here.
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And I don't wanna have to
deal with that aftermath,
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and neither should you.
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That's not how I wanna live.
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Watch out! Stay back!
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What is it? What is it?
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It was just a... raccoon.
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- Ew!
- Guys, guys.
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What the hell?
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You know, it-it makes
for real good eatin'.
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I've never heard that before.
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Oh, yeah.
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Makes a real robust and savory stew.
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Ah, we should keep movin'.
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Come on.
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Hang on! Hang on!
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Let's look before we
leap this time, huh?
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Get outta the way, Brad.
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Excuse me, but my
husband works in forestry,
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and I think you should listen to him.
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He needs to stand clear
of the trees, all right?
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Why, so you can shoot
another innocent animal?
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Hello, pussies!
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Ash was supposed to chop you up!
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Guess he can't do anything right.
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No, no, no!
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No, no!
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No!
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Oh, shit, shit!
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Oh, God!
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Oh, God.
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Oh, my God!
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Put him down!
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Drop 'em!
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Why, is that what Ash
would want you to do?
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Oh, God.
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"Hello, I'm Pablo.
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"I do whatever Ash wants me to do!"
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"Ooh, ooh, ooh, hi, I'm Kelly!
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"I do whatever Ash
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"wants me to do, too."
272
00:13:34,828 --> 00:13:36,378
"Hello Kelly,
273
00:13:36,413 --> 00:13:37,746
"do you love me?
274
00:13:37,748 --> 00:13:39,131
"'Cause I love you!"
275
00:13:40,301 --> 00:13:41,249
"I love you, I love you, I love you!
276
00:13:41,302 --> 00:13:42,250
"I love you, I love you!"
277
00:13:42,303 --> 00:13:44,803
Shut up!
278
00:13:44,838 --> 00:13:47,089
Shut up!
279
00:13:59,853 --> 00:14:02,821
Get off!
280
00:14:02,856 --> 00:14:05,157
- No!
- Ah!
281
00:14:07,328 --> 00:14:08,944
You're next, hot stuff!
282
00:14:08,946 --> 00:14:10,412
Leave her alone!
283
00:15:05,002 --> 00:15:06,752
Before you die, I want you to know,
284
00:15:06,804 --> 00:15:08,670
there is no heaven.
285
00:15:11,642 --> 00:15:14,393
I'm gonna peel the skin
off your pretty little face!
286
00:15:14,428 --> 00:15:16,061
Get away from her!
287
00:15:25,906 --> 00:15:29,024
It's time your loyalty
to Ash got rewarded.
288
00:15:47,377 --> 00:15:49,294
You!
289
00:15:49,346 --> 00:15:51,546
Amanda.
290
00:15:51,548 --> 00:15:53,348
Ruby.
291
00:15:53,383 --> 00:15:55,550
Ash did this to me.
292
00:15:55,552 --> 00:15:56,635
Don't trust her!
293
00:15:56,687 --> 00:15:58,804
She's lying!
294
00:15:58,856 --> 00:16:00,889
The truth.
295
00:16:08,565 --> 00:16:10,065
The truth is...
296
00:16:12,319 --> 00:16:15,320
we could still be together, if you want.
297
00:16:15,372 --> 00:16:17,656
Well I'd like that.
298
00:16:19,126 --> 00:16:21,159
But our time has not yet come.
299
00:16:35,926 --> 00:16:38,093
Did you really have to do that?
300
00:16:39,646 --> 00:16:40,979
Amateurs.
301
00:16:41,014 --> 00:16:43,565
Who the hell is that?
302
00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:47,769
Uh, my, my leg, I...
303
00:16:57,197 --> 00:17:00,165
I'm almost done.
304
00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:02,667
This isn't real. It can't be happening.
305
00:17:02,703 --> 00:17:03,835
I wish you were right.
306
00:17:03,871 --> 00:17:07,038
Better tell Goldilocks
to shut her baby blues.
307
00:17:07,090 --> 00:17:11,376
This fairy tale's about
to get real bloody.
308
00:17:11,428 --> 00:17:14,045
Oh jeez, just stop
it! What are you doing?
309
00:17:14,097 --> 00:17:15,097
It's okay.
310
00:17:15,132 --> 00:17:16,932
Listen, we gotta chop 'em up...
311
00:17:18,135 --> 00:17:21,436
or else they could come
back as somethin' much worse.
312
00:17:21,471 --> 00:17:23,221
Nothing is worse than this.
313
00:17:23,273 --> 00:17:24,806
Trust me,
314
00:17:24,808 --> 00:17:26,558
everything is worse than this.
315
00:17:29,313 --> 00:17:31,813
So who the hell are you, and
what do you want with Ash?
316
00:17:31,815 --> 00:17:32,981
I'm the one who's gonna stop him
317
00:17:32,983 --> 00:17:35,233
turning more people into monsters.
318
00:17:35,285 --> 00:17:36,985
What the hell are you talking about?
319
00:17:36,987 --> 00:17:38,153
Ash doesn't turn anyone into monsters.
320
00:17:38,205 --> 00:17:39,287
He fights them.
321
00:17:39,323 --> 00:17:41,122
Yeah, he's the only one
322
00:17:41,158 --> 00:17:42,991
standing in their way.
323
00:17:42,993 --> 00:17:44,159
And me too.
324
00:17:44,161 --> 00:17:46,328
I stand in their way all the time.
325
00:17:46,330 --> 00:17:49,164
Oh, yeah. He fights them, all right.
326
00:17:49,166 --> 00:17:51,499
He's still got that book, hasn't he?
327
00:17:51,552 --> 00:17:54,336
Necronomicon?
328
00:17:54,338 --> 00:17:56,304
'Cause you know that,
329
00:17:56,340 --> 00:17:57,722
that is at the root
330
00:17:57,758 --> 00:17:59,507
of all this trouble.
331
00:17:59,509 --> 00:18:01,092
Listen...
332
00:18:01,144 --> 00:18:03,728
Amanda was my friend too.
333
00:18:05,849 --> 00:18:09,484
It doesn't matter what
Ash's intentions are.
334
00:18:11,688 --> 00:18:15,323
As long as he's got that Book...
335
00:18:16,944 --> 00:18:18,910
a trail of dead bodies
336
00:18:18,946 --> 00:18:20,278
is gonna follow.
337
00:18:26,420 --> 00:18:27,586
So take me to him.
338
00:19:08,879 --> 00:19:10,161
- Whoa!
- Why the hell
339
00:19:10,213 --> 00:19:11,796
are you on this property,
340
00:19:11,832 --> 00:19:14,215
and where's the book
you stole from my family?
341
00:19:14,251 --> 00:19:16,001
Easy, Nancy Drew.
342
00:19:16,053 --> 00:19:17,752
What hell are you guys
doin', sellin' tickets?
343
00:19:17,804 --> 00:19:19,087
She's a Knowby,
344
00:19:19,139 --> 00:19:21,139
and she saved us from Fisher.
345
00:19:21,174 --> 00:19:23,508
Well, not all of us.
346
00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:24,509
Okay.
347
00:19:24,561 --> 00:19:25,810
All right.
348
00:19:25,846 --> 00:19:26,978
Well, number one, it's my book,
349
00:19:27,014 --> 00:19:28,096
has been for 30 years.
350
00:19:28,148 --> 00:19:30,015
Number two, I'm on your damn property,
351
00:19:30,067 --> 00:19:33,435
'cause I'm here to save a
little somethin' I call "Earth."
352
00:19:33,437 --> 00:19:36,438
You know what I've been
doing these past 30 years?
353
00:19:36,490 --> 00:19:38,189
Cleaning up your messes
so they don't destroy
354
00:19:38,241 --> 00:19:42,077
a giant thing that
everyone calls "the Earth."
355
00:19:42,112 --> 00:19:45,497
And what have you accomplished
in all these years?
356
00:19:45,532 --> 00:19:49,084
You put a chainsaw on your stump?
357
00:19:49,119 --> 00:19:50,452
Congratulations.
358
00:19:50,504 --> 00:19:52,420
You know, it's a lot
harder than it looks.
359
00:19:52,456 --> 00:19:53,588
Name one other person you know
360
00:19:53,623 --> 00:19:55,290
that has a functioning chainsaw arm.
361
00:19:55,292 --> 00:19:56,958
This has to stop.
362
00:19:56,960 --> 00:19:58,626
You've got The Necronomicon,
363
00:19:58,628 --> 00:19:59,844
and you need to give it to me.
364
00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:02,097
- So where is it?
- None of your beeswax.
365
00:20:02,132 --> 00:20:03,264
I will tell you this though,
366
00:20:03,300 --> 00:20:04,799
pretty soon it's gonna
be six feet under.
367
00:20:04,801 --> 00:20:06,634
- Oh, you're gonna bury it?
- Bet your bippy.
368
00:20:06,687 --> 00:20:07,802
I found that out
369
00:20:07,804 --> 00:20:09,304
during a drug fuelled trip.
370
00:20:09,356 --> 00:20:11,356
So, your entire plan to save the world
371
00:20:11,391 --> 00:20:12,974
comes courtesy of a bong hit?
372
00:20:13,026 --> 00:20:14,943
No, I didn't smoke the drug, lady.
373
00:20:14,978 --> 00:20:16,311
I drank the drug,
374
00:20:16,363 --> 00:20:19,447
which gave my mind a backstage
pass to the reality show.
375
00:20:19,483 --> 00:20:20,782
I'm gonna bury it in the basement,
376
00:20:20,817 --> 00:20:22,150
then I can finally say to evil,
377
00:20:22,202 --> 00:20:23,985
"Hey, evil, why don't you eat my butt?"
378
00:20:24,037 --> 00:20:25,987
Wonderful imagery,
379
00:20:26,039 --> 00:20:28,740
but it won't work if
you just bury the book.
380
00:20:28,792 --> 00:20:30,325
That's what my vision says.
381
00:20:30,377 --> 00:20:31,876
Then your vision is stupid.
382
00:20:31,912 --> 00:20:32,961
Yeah, you're right.
383
00:20:32,996 --> 00:20:34,379
It is kinda stupid.
384
00:20:34,414 --> 00:20:37,916
Almost as stupid as your stupid face.
385
00:20:40,921 --> 00:20:42,504
Just say one more dumb thing.
386
00:20:42,506 --> 00:20:45,590
I'm gonna say a lot of dumb things.
387
00:20:47,561 --> 00:20:49,561
That didn't work.
388
00:20:49,596 --> 00:20:51,096
Okay, okay, kids!
389
00:20:51,148 --> 00:20:52,263
Break it up, all right?
390
00:20:52,315 --> 00:20:55,100
Just everyone take a deep breath, okay?
391
00:20:55,152 --> 00:20:56,317
Look.
392
00:20:56,353 --> 00:20:58,436
If The Book is just buried like before,
393
00:20:58,488 --> 00:21:00,188
then some other fool, like you,
394
00:21:00,190 --> 00:21:02,690
can come along and use it.
395
00:21:02,743 --> 00:21:04,692
For The Necronomicon to be laid to rest,
396
00:21:04,694 --> 00:21:07,078
it has to be dismantled.
397
00:21:07,114 --> 00:21:09,531
- Destroyed.
- Impossible, tried it.
398
00:21:09,533 --> 00:21:10,832
With what, your peashooter,
399
00:21:10,867 --> 00:21:12,200
and your-your power saw?
400
00:21:12,202 --> 00:21:14,085
Don't talk bad about
401
00:21:14,121 --> 00:21:15,253
Mo and Larry here.
402
00:21:15,288 --> 00:21:17,338
They've served me very
well over the years.
403
00:21:17,374 --> 00:21:20,258
Sure, they can kill the
body that evil inhabits,
404
00:21:20,293 --> 00:21:22,794
but that spirit just keeps
comin' back, doesn't it?
405
00:21:24,514 --> 00:21:25,680
Maybe.
406
00:21:25,715 --> 00:21:27,048
Yeah, you see The Book,
407
00:21:27,050 --> 00:21:28,516
and the evil that surrounds it,
408
00:21:28,552 --> 00:21:30,602
really aren't affected by such things.
409
00:21:30,637 --> 00:21:32,470
No, you gotta use this.
410
00:21:33,607 --> 00:21:34,889
Kandarian Dagger.
411
00:21:34,891 --> 00:21:36,141
I know what that is.
412
00:21:36,193 --> 00:21:38,893
Yeah, so why don't you show me the book,
413
00:21:38,945 --> 00:21:41,146
and we'll finally end this.
414
00:21:41,198 --> 00:21:42,864
I gotta talk to my peeps.
415
00:21:46,403 --> 00:21:47,569
All right, guys.
416
00:21:47,571 --> 00:21:48,620
What do you think?
417
00:21:48,655 --> 00:21:51,289
Okay, well, she did save our lives,
418
00:21:51,324 --> 00:21:52,740
and I think she smells kinda nice.
419
00:21:52,793 --> 00:21:54,576
Although I haven't showered
in a really long time,
420
00:21:54,578 --> 00:21:56,544
so I'm probably not the best judge.
421
00:21:56,580 --> 00:21:58,296
I don't know, I mean,
422
00:21:58,331 --> 00:22:00,215
if I've learned anything from you, Ash,
423
00:22:00,250 --> 00:22:02,383
it's that if something
seems too good to be true,
424
00:22:02,419 --> 00:22:04,169
it probably is,
425
00:22:04,221 --> 00:22:06,421
and also she doesn't smell that nice.
426
00:22:06,473 --> 00:22:08,756
Man, making decisions is so hard.
427
00:22:08,758 --> 00:22:10,425
Let's look on the bright side,
428
00:22:10,477 --> 00:22:12,093
we're balls deep in this shit.
429
00:22:12,145 --> 00:22:14,062
There's nowhere to go but up.
430
00:22:14,097 --> 00:22:16,097
Yeah, up shit's creek.
431
00:22:16,149 --> 00:22:17,599
Without a paddle.
432
00:22:29,746 --> 00:22:32,747
Okay, you have to use
the Kandarian Dagger
433
00:22:32,782 --> 00:22:35,700
to deface The Book.
434
00:22:35,752 --> 00:22:39,587
Literally, rip the face off the binding,
435
00:22:39,623 --> 00:22:41,789
and once you start, you cannot stop,
436
00:22:41,791 --> 00:22:43,625
no matter how difficult it gets.
437
00:22:43,627 --> 00:22:45,793
Don't stop till the facelift is done.
438
00:22:45,846 --> 00:22:47,295
Got it.
439
00:22:47,297 --> 00:22:48,596
Okay, Book.
440
00:22:48,632 --> 00:22:51,099
It's gonna hurt you a lot
more than it's gonna hurt me.
441
00:22:51,134 --> 00:22:53,017
Ash.
442
00:22:54,471 --> 00:22:56,304
Yeah, I forgot to mention
this thing has become
443
00:22:56,306 --> 00:22:58,473
quite the Chatty Cathy.
444
00:22:58,475 --> 00:22:59,891
Not for long.
445
00:23:01,311 --> 00:23:03,144
Ash!
446
00:23:03,196 --> 00:23:04,863
No!
447
00:23:09,152 --> 00:23:11,536
Please!
448
00:23:36,346 --> 00:23:38,429
Oh, Jesus.
449
00:23:43,186 --> 00:23:45,019
Okay, now what?
450
00:23:45,021 --> 00:23:47,355
Now present The Book to me.
451
00:23:47,407 --> 00:23:49,240
Then the power of
ownership will be mine,
452
00:23:49,276 --> 00:23:51,359
and the ritual will be complete.
453
00:23:51,361 --> 00:23:53,027
Sounds simple enough.
454
00:23:57,751 --> 00:23:59,334
What's wrong?
455
00:23:59,369 --> 00:24:01,369
Ah, nothin'.
456
00:24:01,371 --> 00:24:02,371
Then why'd you stop?
457
00:24:02,422 --> 00:24:03,705
Well, I don't know, it just,
458
00:24:03,707 --> 00:24:05,340
should I say goodbye to it or what?
459
00:24:05,375 --> 00:24:07,208
With The Book defaced,
time is of the essence.
460
00:24:07,210 --> 00:24:09,043
Yeah, yeah, I got that,
461
00:24:09,045 --> 00:24:10,545
but after all we've been through?
462
00:24:10,597 --> 00:24:15,516
Ash, you have carried
this burden for 30 years.
463
00:24:15,552 --> 00:24:18,353
Isn't it time you let
someone else take the load?
464
00:24:18,388 --> 00:24:20,555
Just let her take your load, Jefe.
465
00:24:20,607 --> 00:24:22,307
Just finish it.
466
00:24:30,567 --> 00:24:32,200
Okay, fine.
467
00:24:32,235 --> 00:24:33,735
Sure. Yeah, take it.
468
00:24:39,159 --> 00:24:43,661
Chorzem, kumaarizma,
469
00:24:43,713 --> 00:24:45,913
uwarizim aratta.
470
00:24:50,420 --> 00:24:53,254
Fa raga shi ta,
471
00:24:53,256 --> 00:24:55,590
lucera gai suckra.
472
00:24:57,477 --> 00:25:02,063
Ishtar dumuzi, Akah Mannah!
473
00:25:13,276 --> 00:25:15,076
I don't think I like this.
474
00:25:15,111 --> 00:25:17,278
Vara ashitar,
475
00:25:17,330 --> 00:25:19,998
bara anasa iktanar.
476
00:25:21,785 --> 00:25:23,751
Whede sighonor.
477
00:25:23,787 --> 00:25:24,952
Haratar!
478
00:25:35,465 --> 00:25:36,714
What's happening?
479
00:25:47,193 --> 00:25:49,527
There's somethin' fishy with that book.
480
00:26:00,407 --> 00:26:04,542
Sherbo livarnar!
481
00:26:08,665 --> 00:26:09,831
Pablo!
482
00:26:11,801 --> 00:26:12,967
Pablo!
483
00:26:16,589 --> 00:26:17,839
Pablo!
484
00:26:20,510 --> 00:26:22,027
- Help me!
- Oh, my God!
485
00:26:22,079 --> 00:26:24,178
- Help me!
- Oh, my God! Get it off him!
486
00:26:24,180 --> 00:26:27,849
- Kan draw, ecru-em, finitum!
- Ruby, gimme that book!
487
00:26:27,901 --> 00:26:29,650
You have no idea what you're doin'!
488
00:26:31,905 --> 00:26:33,225
Help!
489
00:26:34,274 --> 00:26:35,857
Ash!
490
00:26:36,993 --> 00:26:39,077
Do something!
491
00:26:39,112 --> 00:26:41,696
- Help us!
- Help me!
492
00:26:41,748 --> 00:26:44,749
Of course I know what I'm doing.
493
00:26:44,784 --> 00:26:47,502
I wrote this book.
494
00:26:51,112 --> 00:26:56,112
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