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What you doing?
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Building an original 1978 Firebird.
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I got it on eBay.
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Okay. Why?
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I had this model when I was little,
remember?
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Spent a month building it and painting it
and putting on all the decals.
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Is that the one I tried
to make a bong out of?
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No, that was my Munster Mobile...
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...and my ventriloquist dummy...
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...and my Rock'em Sock'em Robots.
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My Firebird you blowtorched with
a cigarette lighter and Mom's Aqua Net.
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Oh, yeah, the Firebird.
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Anyway, I loved that model,
and now I'm gonna have it again.
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I am gonna have it again, right?
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Relax. If I destroy any of your cars...
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...it'll be that oil-dripping piece of crap
out there in my garage.
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I'm worried about my brother.
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Why?
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Well, he's either so lonely
he's trying to recapture his childhood...
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...which was not that good
in the first place...
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...or he's created an elaborate ruse
to hide the fact...
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...that he's become
a degenerate glue-sniffer.
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To be honest, I'm rooting for the glue.
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- I've been meaning to talk to you about him.
- You want him gone? He's gone. I love you.
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No, no, he's a wonderful guy.
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I have a friend
I think might be a good match for him.
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Oh, no, you're wrong.
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Come on, Charlie.
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Listen.
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You don't wanna do that to a friend,
do you?
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Alars a doll.
He just needs to find the right woman.
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If you check his closet,
you'll find the right woman is a doll.
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At least let me try. I'll set up a dinner
with the four of us. It'll be fun.
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For who?
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It's bad enough you wanna punish
your friend. Why do I have to suffer?
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Isn't it won'th one night of your life
to maybe make two people happy?
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That's not fair. I always come off bad
when I answer questions like that truthfully.
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Just do it for me.
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Is that a yes?
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Remember those words
when we go to bed tonight.
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- What words?
- "Just do it for me. "
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So anyway...
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...he's Charlie's brother and a very
sweet guy, and I really think you'll like him.
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Boy, I don't know.
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Blind dates.
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You never know what kind of freak
you're gonna end up with.
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- So you don't know her name?
- Nope.
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- And you don't know what she does?
- Nope.
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- And you don't know what she looks like?
- What do you care?
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You were gonna spend the night building
a scale model of The Dukes of Hazzard car.
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Uh, actually,
I just finished the General Lee.
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Now I'm working on Burt Reynolds'
Trans Am from Smokey and the Bandit.
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Okay, okay. Just promise me
you won't bring any of that up tonight.
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- Why?
- Why?
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You're asking me
why a 40-year-old man...
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...shouldn't talk about model cars
on a first date?
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Hmm. I see your point.
Leave a little mystery.
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Yeah, that's my point.
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Come on.
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Oh, speaking of mystery,
I am currently the high bidder...
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...on an original mint in the box
Scooby-Doo Mystery Machine.
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How do I look?
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Don't open that can of worms.
You are what you are.
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There's Chelsea.
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- Sorry, we're late.
No, no, we were early.
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Charlie, Alan, this is my friend, Rose.
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Rose, this is Charlie and Alan.
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It's nice to meet you, Alan.
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No, that's Charlie.
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Ooh. Even better. Hi, Alan.
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Hi.
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Why don't we all sit down?
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So many reasons.
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Chelsea's told me so much about you,
boys.
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It's so nice to finally meet you.
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Alan, I understand you're a chiropractor.
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Yes.
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I am a chiropractor.
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Charlie?
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Yes...
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...he is a chiropractor.
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Oh, that's just terrific.
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And what do you do, Charlie?
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Um...
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I write kids songs and jingles.
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Alan?
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Yes, he writes kids songs and jingles.
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And I am a chiropractor.
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Yes...
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...he's a chiropractor.
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They don't get out much, do they?
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Apparently not.
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So, Chels...
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...where did you meet...?
- Rose.
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Right.
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Rose.
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- Yoga class.
- No kidding.
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Yeah. And then we ran into each other
at Pilates...
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...and the manicurist and jogging
and the dry cleaner.
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- Crazy, huh?
- Sure are. Sure is.
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Seemed like every time I turned around,
there she was.
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Seemed like every time I turned around,
there you were.
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I thought maybe you were stalking me.
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- That's funny.
- Good one. Yeah.
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Can I start you off with cocktails?
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I think I need to stay sober tonight.
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- But you guys go ahead.
- I'll have a chardonnay. I'll be right back.
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I'll go with you.
I'll have a double vodka rocks.
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I feel a little reckless tonight.
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Fun personality, huh?
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Yeah.
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Unfortunately,
she's got six more of them.
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- And for you, sir?
- Whiskey, neat.
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- Since when do you drink hard liquor?
- Since right now.
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I'd order a glass of crack
if it were on the menu.
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True that.
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- Why didn't you say something?
- Why didn't you?
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- I was following your lead.
- What lead?
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The minute I saw her,
I practically peed my pants.
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Well then, I did follow your lead.
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So, what are we gonna do now?
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I don't know. I guess we play along.
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Play along? Are you serious?
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What am I supposed to do, Alan?
Tell the truth?
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Oh, Chelsea, I almost forgot.
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Your new BFF and I had a one-night stand,
and when I dumped her...
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...she superglued my nut sack to my thigh
and started stalking me.
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I thought maybe I was in love with her
and followed her to England.
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And when she came back...
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...I thought I was dying
and almost asked her to marry me.
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Yeah, when you put it in story form
it really does sound bad.
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So we play along until I can find out
what Rose's angle is.
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- So I'm supposed to date her?
- Stop flattering yourself.
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This isn't about you.
It's me she's interested in.
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What are you saying,
I'm not good enough for her?
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You want that loony-toon
as a girlfriend?
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No. But I am currently unattached.
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Now, you listen to me.
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This is a blind date that goes no further,
you understand?
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I got it.
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She really likes him.
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Swell.
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I thought there was
real chemistry between them.
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I'm sure they have some meds
in common.
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- But I wouldn't get your hopes up.
- Why not?
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She's not his type.
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What do you mean?
She's pretty, smart, rich.
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Okay, then he's not her type.
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- This is crazy.
- I know.
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We just met.
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Oh, no, no, no, you idiot.
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- Morning, Charlie
- Morning.
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Should've smothered him in the crib
when I had the chance.
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Boy, take one day off
for a poker tournament...
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...and you miss a whole lot
around here.
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- You said you were sick.
- I was healed. It's a miracle.
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You wanna catch me up?
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Chelsea set Alan up on a blind date
with a girl she met at yoga class.
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- What's he doing with Rose?
- She's the girl.
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Oh.
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Diabolical, heh.
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So Chelsea doesn't know?
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Chelsea knows nothing,
and I wanna keep it that way.
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Okay.
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Why is Alan playing along?
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Because Alan is a horny idiot.
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And horny idiots are perfectly willing
to have sex with crazy girls.
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Yeah, I know, but I've grown.
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Charlie, did you see?
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Yeah, I saw.
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Told you they'd hit it off.
Didrt I tell you?
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You told me.
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I'm a little worried
they're moving so fast.
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Yeah, that's the worrisome part.
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Berta, have you met Rose yet?
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Screw it, I'm going home.
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Feel better.
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Cut it out. Cut it out.
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Stop it. Stop it.
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Hello.
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Sit down.
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Um... You know I have company.
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Yes, I know you have company,
now sit down.
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Okay.
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What's up?
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Explain it to me, Alan.
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Help me understand.
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You mean, Rose?
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No, I mean the internal combustion engine.
Yes, Rose.
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Uh, well, we started talking
on the ride home last night...
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...and we really hit it off.
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She has changed, Charlie.
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Changed?
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She was stalking my fianc�e.
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Ah, ah.
Well, actually, she explained all that.
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Really? What did she say?
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Uh, well...
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I don't remember all the details because
she was tweaking my nipples at the time.
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Oh. Hi, Charlie.
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- All right, Rose, what are you up to?
- What do you mean?
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I'm telling you right now.
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I love Chelsea, and if you mess things up
with us, I will never forgive you.
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Wow.
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What did I ever do to deserve that?
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- You're kidding, right?
- Yeah.
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So once again, what are you up to?
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Okay, at first I was just doing
a little light recon on Chelsea...
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...to make sure
you werert dating a wackjob.
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You thought Chelsea might be...
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Go on.
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Well, good news, she's not.
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She's got a cousin
who's a truck-stop hooker...
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...and her mom's an honorary Kleagle
in the Ku Klux Klan.
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But Chelsea is clean as a whistle.
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- Kleagle?
- According to Wikipedia...
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...it's below Grand Dragon
and above Exalted Cyclops.
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Whatever.
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But what's the deal
with the lunch lady here?
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Alan?
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Well, that was Chelsea's idea, not mine.
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I tried to get out of it.
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- Really?
- I'm sorry, sweetie...
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...but I thought a double date with Charlie
and his fianc�e might be a little awkward.
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A little awkward?
When I saw you sitting there...
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...my sphincter slammed shut so quickly
you could've used it as a cigar cutter.
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Yeah, you should've seen your face.
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Anyway...
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...it all worked out for the best.
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Last night, I saw a side of your brother
that I've never seen before.
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What side?
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He's only got the two.
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"Oh, no, here he comes"
and "oh, good, he's leaving. "
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Look, Charlie. This has nothing to do
with you and Chelsea.
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This has nothing to do with you and Rose.
The fact is...
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...we really like each other,
and we wanna keep seeing each other.
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And we'd really like your blessing.
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So you actually wanna be with him?
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I do.
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And you believe she's got
no ulterior motive whatsoever?
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I do.
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Fine.
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I now pronounce you
fruit basket and nutcase.
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May God have mercy on your souls.
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Yay.
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I don't think that was really a blessing.
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It doesn't matter.
So, what are we doing this afternoon?
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00:15:02,585 --> 00:15:06,214
Oh, gee, I gotta pick up Jake.
I promised him I'd take him to the movies.
248
00:15:06,388 --> 00:15:08,982
- You know, a little father-son time.
- Oh, that's sweet.
249
00:15:09,425 --> 00:15:12,019
Well, just call me
when you wanna get together again.
250
00:15:12,194 --> 00:15:15,322
- Sure. Or you can call me.
- Okay.
251
00:15:32,881 --> 00:15:36,044
Hello? Oh, Jake, thank God.
252
00:15:37,853 --> 00:15:41,880
Uh, nothing.
Oh, wait, hang on, I got another call.
253
00:15:42,057 --> 00:15:43,388
Hello?
254
00:15:45,260 --> 00:15:47,990
Yes, Rose, this is my number.
255
00:15:51,066 --> 00:15:55,503
- So how'd you like the movie?
- It was an insult to my intelligence.
256
00:15:56,672 --> 00:15:58,037
Really?
257
00:15:58,207 --> 00:16:00,835
Everybody knows zombies
can't ride motorcycles.
258
00:16:01,276 --> 00:16:02,709
Yeah, that bumped me too.
259
00:16:03,145 --> 00:16:06,114
And why would they wear helmets?
They're dead.
260
00:16:06,281 --> 00:16:07,646
Another good point.
261
00:16:07,816 --> 00:16:10,944
I don't know who they're making movies
for these days.
262
00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:13,588
Fine, next time you pick.
263
00:16:14,590 --> 00:16:17,115
Anyway, there's something
I wanna talk to you about.
264
00:16:17,292 --> 00:16:21,854
Oh, come on, it was one fart during
the previews, and everybody laughed.
265
00:16:22,498 --> 00:16:24,363
No, no, not that.
266
00:16:24,533 --> 00:16:27,058
I just want you to know
that I've been dating somebody.
267
00:16:27,236 --> 00:16:28,635
You might be meeting her soon.
268
00:16:29,004 --> 00:16:30,494
Oh, okay, good.
269
00:16:30,673 --> 00:16:34,734
- So you have no problem with that?
- Not at all. You should have a girlfriend.
270
00:16:34,910 --> 00:16:36,036
You think so?
271
00:16:36,211 --> 00:16:38,736
Yeah. The model car stuff
was starting to freak me out.
272
00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:44,246
I mean, seriously, you're a grown man.
273
00:16:46,388 --> 00:16:48,083
What the hell?
274
00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:50,987
You didn't call me!
275
00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:55,261
- Hi, Rose.
- Hey, Jake.
276
00:16:59,935 --> 00:17:02,096
So tell me about your new girlfriend.
277
00:17:08,811 --> 00:17:12,076
I'm so glad you forgave me
for my little outburst in the car.
278
00:17:12,247 --> 00:17:15,546
Well, you have a very compelling way
of apologizing.
279
00:17:17,319 --> 00:17:19,685
But we need to have a little talk
about boundaries.
280
00:17:20,422 --> 00:17:23,152
It was just my pinky, Alan.
281
00:17:26,795 --> 00:17:28,592
No, no, that was fun.
282
00:17:30,532 --> 00:17:33,433
Is it about me following you and Jake
into the movie theater?
283
00:17:33,602 --> 00:17:35,433
You followed us into the movie theater?
284
00:17:36,505 --> 00:17:38,700
No.
285
00:17:40,242 --> 00:17:42,972
Look, Rose, I really like you.
286
00:17:43,145 --> 00:17:47,411
But you've got to realize that people need
their space and you need to respect that.
287
00:17:48,751 --> 00:17:50,082
All right.
288
00:17:51,053 --> 00:17:52,645
So we're clear on that?
289
00:17:53,088 --> 00:17:54,953
Yes, I'm sorry.
290
00:17:55,124 --> 00:17:56,318
It won't happen again.
291
00:17:58,293 --> 00:17:59,658
Good.
292
00:18:01,263 --> 00:18:04,027
- Well, good night.
- Good night.
293
00:18:10,739 --> 00:18:14,140
Boy, this is an Alan Harper
I haven't seen before.
294
00:18:14,309 --> 00:18:15,606
Uh-huh.
295
00:18:15,778 --> 00:18:18,770
Forceful, confident.
296
00:18:18,947 --> 00:18:20,437
Thank you.
297
00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:23,985
I don't like him very much.
298
00:18:34,630 --> 00:18:36,461
Morning, Charlie.
299
00:18:38,233 --> 00:18:40,064
- Morning, Rose.
- Alan needs his space.
300
00:18:40,235 --> 00:18:42,203
- I'm gonna give it to him.
- Okay.
301
00:18:42,371 --> 00:18:45,306
- Say hi to Chelsea for me.
- Will do.
302
00:18:50,913 --> 00:18:52,380
Oh, I got a bad feeling.
303
00:18:59,121 --> 00:19:00,452
Alan?
304
00:19:00,622 --> 00:19:02,351
Yeah?
305
00:19:02,658 --> 00:19:04,489
You okay?
306
00:19:05,194 --> 00:19:07,059
Been better.
307
00:19:08,297 --> 00:19:10,094
I'm coming in.
308
00:19:15,103 --> 00:19:16,331
Hi.
309
00:19:16,505 --> 00:19:17,938
Hi.
310
00:19:18,507 --> 00:19:20,099
Impressive.
311
00:19:21,076 --> 00:19:22,202
It's not me.
312
00:19:22,744 --> 00:19:24,439
No kidding.
313
00:19:24,613 --> 00:19:26,137
What is it?
314
00:19:40,762 --> 00:19:45,165
Oh. Burt Reynolds' Trans Am
from Smokey and the Bandit.
315
00:19:46,835 --> 00:19:48,166
Yup.
316
00:19:50,005 --> 00:19:54,339
Would you care to explain why it's parked
in your handicapped spot?
317
00:19:55,210 --> 00:19:56,438
Not parked.
318
00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:57,874
Glued.
319
00:19:58,614 --> 00:20:01,447
- Ah. Rose?
- Rose.
320
00:20:01,617 --> 00:20:03,312
- Told you.
- You did.
321
00:20:03,485 --> 00:20:05,544
- But did you listen?
- Nope.
322
00:20:07,022 --> 00:20:08,887
Okay. Happy motoring.
323
00:20:37,719 --> 00:20:40,620
I feel bad it didn't work out
with Alan and Rose.
324
00:20:40,789 --> 00:20:43,622
Me too. Terrible.
325
00:20:44,493 --> 00:20:47,018
The problem is they jumped
into bed too fast.
326
00:20:47,629 --> 00:20:51,725
The problem is he doesn't keep
his glue solvent in his night stand.
327
00:20:52,834 --> 00:20:53,858
What's that mean?
328
00:20:55,170 --> 00:20:57,536
Another way of saying what you said.
329
00:20:59,041 --> 00:21:00,372
Ow.
330
00:21:08,083 --> 00:21:09,243
What's wrong with him?
331
00:21:10,986 --> 00:21:13,181
Little car accident.
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