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♪♪ No one understands ♪♪
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♪♪ No one cares ♪♪
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♪♪ This town is hell ♪♪
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[WELCOME TO HELL]
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♪♪ I'll see you there ♪♪
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Fuck.
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Hey, Amy.
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You got any crystal?
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Fuck off.
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Shit. Who pissed
in your Froot Loops?
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Peanut, why don't you go
passionately fuck yourself?
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♪♪ He felt cut out ♪♪
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♪♪ He felt the same... ♪♪
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Yuck. You're all sweaty.
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What you looking for?
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My skull lighter.
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I swear, if it's missing,
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I’ll slit my wrists.
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Ooh, now that would be a
great loss to the human race.
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Sit and spin.
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That guy has the intelligence
of a stool sample.
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He's okay.
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I think he's got brain damage,
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but he's okay.
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This place is so fucking boring.
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I wish someone would burn
it to the ground.
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Can we just get
the fuck out of here?
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Okay.
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Wanna go to heaven?
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Go ahead and stick it inside.
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Jordan, put dick in me.
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I’m trying.
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I'm sorry.
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I just...
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What?
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I'm afraid of catching AIDS.
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But we're both virgins.
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Where's the fucking cigarettes?
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I don't know what it is,
but I feel really weird tonight.
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Like something's gonna happen.
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Me too.
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Hey, Amy!
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Do you love me?
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Yeah, totally.
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Why?
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It's just...
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"I love you" can mean
a lot of things, like
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you'll do till someone
better comes along, or
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"I can't describe
how I really feel,
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but I know I’m supposed
to say this",
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or "Shut up. I'm watching TV.".
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Are you stoned?
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I think sometimes this city
is sucking away at my soul.
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Like yesterday I was stuck
in this humongous traffic jam
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on the 405 freeway,
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and I just couldn't wait
to get to the dead bodies
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lying there
on the bloody asphalt.
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All I cared about was
getting out and moving again.
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I know.
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I feel like a gerbil smothering
in Richard Gere’s butthole.
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There just is no place
for us in this world.
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Hey!
Get off my fucking car!
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Wake up, cocksucker!
Time to die!
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Aah!
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Yo, bitch, would you just go? Go!
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Get your fuckin' ass off my car!
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Goddamn, motherfucker!
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I swear, if there's
one dent in the door,
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one scratch in the paint...
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What the fuck
are you talking about?
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The car is older than you
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and your jailbait
boyfriend here
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combined.
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I love this car.
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Oh my God!
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You're bleeding all
over the upholstery.
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Jesus, don't potty
in your panties about it.
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Jordan, he is bleeding
all over my upholstery.
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It's okay, Amy.
He's cleanin' it up.
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You alright, man?
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Yeah, I’m totally into
getting the fuck beat out of me
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and slicing my own leg up.
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You're really fucking rude.
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You know that?
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Hey, that's my shirt.
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Oh, sorry.
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No, it's cool.
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Go ahead.
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Use it.
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That is so gross.
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What's your name, anyway?
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[THE RAPTURE IS COMING]
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What's your name?
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Xavier.
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What?
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It's Xavier.
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That is the stupidest
fuckin' name
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I have ever heard.
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Is it cool if I just call you X?
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I can't really
pronounce all that.
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Only if I get to call
you Nutlicker.
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If bullshit were music,
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you'd be a big brass band.
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What's with your lady here, Jordo?
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Terminal PMS?
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Fuck you!
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No, fuck you!
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Fuck you, you stinking cooch.
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Fuck you, you big wet
bearded clam.
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Get out of my fucking car!
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Come on, Amy. He didn't mean it.
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He was just joking around.
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Right, X? Tell her.
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Yeah, Amy.
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Don't get your uterus
all tied in a knot.
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Listen, jism breath,
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I want you out of my fucking car
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right this fucking second.
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I'm not kidding, scum fuck.
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Get lost.
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You're, uh...
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giving me an erection.
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You're repugnant.
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Okay, Miss America.
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You win.
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Beam me up, Scotty.
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Later, 'gator.
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Hey, what about my shirt?
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Thanks, X.
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My pleasure, Nutlicker.
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Will you marry me?
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Hey, you don't have to
decide immediately.
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Hey, if you think about it,
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you can do anything you want!
Sleep on it, honey!
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I swear, Amy.
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You can be so harsh.
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I don't know.
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He seemed cool.
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Kind of strange, maybe.
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He was an anus face.
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What were we talking
about the other day?
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About trying to be less
judgmental of people?
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Fuck that.
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I'm starving.
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Stop at the next
QuickieMart, okay?
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You sure you don't want anything?
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I'm speeding, remember?
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Oh, yeah.
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Hey!
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No smoking here.
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Jesus.
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Hey, hey, girlie... you pick up.
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Eat my fuck.
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Amy.
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Pick up, girlie.
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I'm so sure.
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We happy?
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$6.66.
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That's weird.
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It must have fallen out
in the car.
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I'll pay you right back.
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Oh, fuck!
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The scum fuck.
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$6.66.
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You fucking kook,
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we left our wallets
in the car, okay?
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Let me just go out and...
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$6.66.
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What are you gonna do, shoot us?
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Is this some kind of joke
like Candid Camera or something?
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Scram!
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What the fuck are you doing?
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Saving your fucking life!
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Did I ask you to do us
any big favors, huh?
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Would you please just
get the fuck out of here?
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Jordan, he is getting
us into deep shit.
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Would you just get
the hell out of here?!
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Come on!
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- Oh, my God, oh, my God.
- Relax, relax.
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Would you just fucking chill?
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His head...
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His head, man.
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It was talking.
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Oh my God!
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I think we're probably cool.
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I mean, the weird old gook
lady with the machete,
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she probably doesn't
even speak English.
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I think everything's
gonna be fine.
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What the fuck do you mean
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everything's gonna be fine?
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You just blew somebody's
fucking head off.
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You know, you gotta be
a little pessimist
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all the time, don't you?
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Little Miss Gloom and Doom.
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Well, fuck you. You were there.
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You both were there with me,
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and read my lips,
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we're in this together.
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I fry, we all fry.
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Blow it out your crusty
rectum, you loser.
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We don't know you.
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We barely just met you.
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We certainly don't like you.
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You're fucking crazy!
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And you're ugly, besides.
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I love you, too, darling.
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His fucking head.
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It was in the relish and onions, and
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it was talking.
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I mean, don't you think
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you ought to call
your mom or something?
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Tomorrow.
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What? Mommy and daddy
will be all worried
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about their baby girl?
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My mom used to be
a heroin addict.
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Now she's a scientologist.
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My old man's dead.
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Oh, sorry.
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I'm not. He was a bloated, alkie pig
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who was always trying to molest me.
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What about you?
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My folks live in Encino.
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Oh.
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My mom shot my dad
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and then killed herself
when I was 12.
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I'm taking a bath.
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I love this show, man.
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So how long have you
and Princess Leia
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been a happy little couple?
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Fuck.
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A long time.
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3 months.
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No way.
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Y'know, most of my relationships,
they last about 3 days,
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or, uh...
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3 hours.
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Yeah.
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Well, relationships bite.
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Wow.
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Righteous tattoo.
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Thanks.
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I been wanting one
forever, but...
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I can't decide on a
design I like enough to...
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you know...
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wear on my body
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for, like, the rest of my life.
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It's a big commitment.
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I sure do like yours
a lot, though.
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I gotta take a whiz.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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I must piss.
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Now some of this next footage
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may be too gruesome for
some audience members,
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so viewer discretion is advised.
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Police say that the severed head
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of QuickieMart proprietor
Nguyen Cok Suk
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was still talking
when it was discovered
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at approximately 2:39 a.m.
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by a Jerseymaid delivery man.
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And the San Fernando Valley
Sheriff's Department
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is still investigating
the bizarre ritualistic slaying
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of his wife
and children as well.
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It appears that
the shopkeeper's wife
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was so distraught over
the slaying of her husband
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that she took the lives
of her children,
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disemboweling them.
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Wait just a second there.
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Disemboweling them?
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Yes, Chet, disemboweling them
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before taking
the knife to herself
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in some kind of
unusual suicide rite.
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The police so far
have only one clue
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to the identity
of Mr. Suk's murderer
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00:17:26,595 --> 00:17:29,023
or murderers:
276
00:17:29,089 --> 00:17:31,165
this skull earring.
277
00:17:31,232 --> 00:17:32,668
The type sold most frequently
278
00:17:32,735 --> 00:17:35,619
in rock 'n roll
paraphernalia shops.
279
00:17:35,643 --> 00:17:38,995
Often worn by
homosexuals, satanists,
280
00:17:39,019 --> 00:17:41,270
and members of other
dangerous cult groups.
281
00:17:41,338 --> 00:17:44,046
Hold it, Sandy.
Correct me if I’m wrong,
282
00:17:44,070 --> 00:17:47,713
but don't a lot of people,
especially trendy teenagers
283
00:17:47,737 --> 00:17:49,080
following the latest fad,
284
00:17:49,104 --> 00:17:51,648
kids who are otherwise
perfectly normal,
285
00:17:52,037 --> 00:17:54,384
don't they wear earrings
similar to the one shown here?
286
00:17:54,451 --> 00:17:57,806
Yes, well, Chet,
that is a problem.
287
00:17:58,575 --> 00:17:59,821
COMMERCIAL ANNOUNCER:
You don't have to be 19
288
00:17:59,887 --> 00:18:02,092
to have a body like this...
289
00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:24,200
Ohh!
290
00:19:05,683 --> 00:19:07,394
Shit. Aah!
291
00:19:07,419 --> 00:19:09,716
Smooth move, ex-lax.
292
00:19:10,216 --> 00:19:11,396
Pinch the bridge of your nose.
293
00:19:11,420 --> 00:19:12,611
Oh, man.
294
00:19:12,774 --> 00:19:14,434
Pinch it there.
295
00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:18,833
I'm so fucking hungry
I could eat my leg.
296
00:19:19,345 --> 00:19:21,757
How about a little
food drill action, huh?
297
00:19:24,245 --> 00:19:25,886
MAN ON INTERCOM:
Welcome to Carnoburger.
298
00:19:25,911 --> 00:19:27,678
May I have your order please?
299
00:19:27,703 --> 00:19:30,265
Give me the Slop-o-Rama Belly Buster,
300
00:19:30,289 --> 00:19:31,592
no onions,
301
00:19:31,659 --> 00:19:34,355
a passion fruit Slurpster
302
00:19:34,379 --> 00:19:37,632
and a side of Curly Q Fries.
303
00:19:37,657 --> 00:19:40,228
I'll have some
barbecued beef chunks,
304
00:19:40,507 --> 00:19:43,011
some fried cheeseballs
305
00:19:43,035 --> 00:19:44,768
and an Evian.
306
00:19:45,979 --> 00:19:48,797
Diet Coke, extra-large.
307
00:19:48,865 --> 00:19:51,121
She never eats
when she does crystal.
308
00:19:51,398 --> 00:19:52,095
Shut up.
309
00:19:52,120 --> 00:19:53,305
MAN ON INTERCOM: That'll be all?
310
00:19:53,330 --> 00:19:54,235
Yup.
311
00:19:54,965 --> 00:19:55,994
Hey.
312
00:19:56,061 --> 00:19:58,008
I lost my earring.
313
00:19:58,153 --> 00:20:00,149
MAN ON INTERCOM:
That'll be $6.66.
314
00:20:00,183 --> 00:20:01,610
Please pull forward
to the window.
315
00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:02,783
Jordan, I am sure.
316
00:20:02,808 --> 00:20:04,229
We are in this
total predicament,
317
00:20:04,296 --> 00:20:05,602
and you're worried about losing
318
00:20:05,627 --> 00:20:07,555
a fucking earring?
319
00:20:07,996 --> 00:20:09,818
It's got sentimental value.
320
00:20:10,451 --> 00:20:11,704
My mom gave it to me
321
00:20:11,740 --> 00:20:13,851
when I finally
passed algebra trig.
322
00:20:15,902 --> 00:20:18,878
You can relax your royal
sphincter muscle,
323
00:20:18,902 --> 00:20:19,804
your highness.
324
00:20:19,871 --> 00:20:22,298
The crazy machete lady
offed herself and her kids,
325
00:20:22,366 --> 00:20:24,090
so there's no witnesses left.
326
00:20:24,156 --> 00:20:25,305
- What?
- What?
327
00:20:25,371 --> 00:20:28,155
They're all dead.
It was on the news.
328
00:20:28,179 --> 00:20:29,410
You are so full
of sheep excrement,
329
00:20:29,435 --> 00:20:31,062
it's not even funny.
330
00:20:31,601 --> 00:20:36,178
I saw it on TV, so it's
gotta be true, right?
331
00:20:36,456 --> 00:20:41,327
Yeah, but what if that guy's
head is still talking,
332
00:20:41,626 --> 00:20:43,680
and he tells the
cops everything?
333
00:20:47,151 --> 00:20:49,850
Eww, grossify me.
334
00:20:50,003 --> 00:20:51,993
$6.66.
335
00:20:54,410 --> 00:20:55,375
Sunshine?
336
00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:56,785
Give me some money.
337
00:20:56,810 --> 00:20:58,415
Sunshine, is that you?
338
00:20:58,440 --> 00:21:01,076
I think you have me mixed
up with someone else.
339
00:21:01,143 --> 00:21:03,545
Gonad face, give me some money.
340
00:21:03,570 --> 00:21:05,181
Don't lie to me now.
341
00:21:06,792 --> 00:21:08,096
I know it's you.
342
00:21:08,163 --> 00:21:09,471
Look, you fucking
chunky pumpkin head,
343
00:21:09,495 --> 00:21:11,940
I don't know what the
fuck you're talking about.
344
00:21:12,885 --> 00:21:14,545
Would you just give me
some fucking money?
345
00:21:14,570 --> 00:21:16,667
You said you love me.
346
00:21:16,734 --> 00:21:19,130
You said you'd never leave me.
347
00:21:19,503 --> 00:21:21,970
What is this, night of
the living braindead?
348
00:21:22,348 --> 00:21:25,590
Wake up and smell
the cappuccino, geek.
349
00:21:25,615 --> 00:21:26,657
I don't know you.
350
00:21:26,681 --> 00:21:28,103
I've never fucking
seen you before.
351
00:21:28,127 --> 00:21:30,438
I don't know who the
fuck this sunshine is.
352
00:21:30,804 --> 00:21:32,802
You little whore.
353
00:21:33,649 --> 00:21:35,338
You broke my fucking heart.
354
00:21:35,570 --> 00:21:37,093
Come on, sunshine.
355
00:21:37,604 --> 00:21:39,391
Give the poor guy a break.
356
00:21:39,457 --> 00:21:41,302
Shut the fuck up
357
00:21:41,326 --> 00:21:44,250
and give me some
motherfucking money!
358
00:21:46,048 --> 00:21:47,640
Ain't it nice?
359
00:21:48,290 --> 00:21:50,092
I figure if I can't have you,
360
00:21:50,871 --> 00:21:51,836
no one will.
361
00:21:59,457 --> 00:22:01,665
Hey, Bartholomew,
what's going on?
362
00:22:05,939 --> 00:22:07,472
The bitch.
363
00:22:09,015 --> 00:22:10,704
I'm gonna find her...
364
00:22:11,937 --> 00:22:13,010
and I’m gonna kill her.
365
00:22:13,660 --> 00:22:15,080
Is it a fucking
full moon or what?
366
00:22:15,104 --> 00:22:17,091
I mean, what the fuck is going on?
367
00:22:17,115 --> 00:22:18,768
You shouldn't have broke his little
368
00:22:18,792 --> 00:22:20,346
achy heart like that, sunshine.
369
00:22:20,370 --> 00:22:21,468
Calm it, ass crack.
370
00:22:21,492 --> 00:22:23,876
Wouldn't be in this mess
if it wasn't for you.
371
00:22:24,148 --> 00:22:26,592
Mellowize thyself, fishwich.
372
00:22:27,535 --> 00:22:30,326
You ever consider cutting
down on your crystal intake a bit?
373
00:22:30,614 --> 00:22:31,743
Christ.
374
00:22:32,799 --> 00:22:34,610
I've had it with you!
375
00:22:35,010 --> 00:22:36,221
Don't worry, Amy.
376
00:22:36,688 --> 00:22:38,796
We're here. We're safe.
377
00:22:38,821 --> 00:22:40,378
Everything is cool.
378
00:22:42,524 --> 00:22:43,786
Jordan, I just wanna go home
379
00:22:43,810 --> 00:22:46,039
and forget this whole
entire nightmare.
380
00:22:46,559 --> 00:22:48,790
It's all right, Amy, really.
381
00:22:49,490 --> 00:22:53,396
In the morning,
we'll figure it all out.
382
00:22:53,957 --> 00:22:55,283
Okay?
383
00:22:56,328 --> 00:22:58,051
Yeah, sure.
384
00:23:02,312 --> 00:23:04,301
I'm gonna get ready for bed.
385
00:23:04,990 --> 00:23:05,581
Okay.
386
00:23:06,657 --> 00:23:08,310
Brush your teeth
before you turn in.
387
00:23:08,334 --> 00:23:10,281
Otherwise you'll have
cheese breath.
388
00:23:18,943 --> 00:23:21,465
I get the feeling Amy
doesn't like me very much.
389
00:23:22,664 --> 00:23:24,741
Don't take it personal, X.
390
00:23:25,343 --> 00:23:27,009
She's just a little...
391
00:23:27,941 --> 00:23:30,552
aloof till you get to know her.
392
00:24:47,315 --> 00:24:50,319
I've never seen a tattoo
there before.
393
00:24:54,253 --> 00:24:55,593
Touch it.
394
00:24:57,558 --> 00:24:58,891
Go ahead.
395
00:24:59,581 --> 00:25:01,094
Indulge.
396
00:25:10,306 --> 00:25:12,861
What is it a picture of?
397
00:25:15,388 --> 00:25:16,792
Can't you tell?
398
00:25:18,766 --> 00:25:19,850
It's Jesus.
399
00:25:20,386 --> 00:25:22,877
Nuh-uh.
400
00:25:23,654 --> 00:25:27,841
Why the hell do you have Jesus
tattooed on your dick?
401
00:25:29,675 --> 00:25:32,073
So people, when I’m boning 'em,
402
00:25:32,097 --> 00:25:33,228
can say
403
00:25:33,566 --> 00:25:36,863
"I got Jesus inside me."
404
00:25:47,215 --> 00:25:49,983
I’m gonna vacuum your tongue
right out of your face.
405
00:26:03,730 --> 00:26:04,750
Wait.
406
00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:11,743
Gonna cum.
407
00:26:12,088 --> 00:26:13,054
Already?
408
00:26:13,532 --> 00:26:16,334
Don't worry. I'm good
for about 6 times a night.
409
00:26:16,679 --> 00:26:17,636
Nuh-uh.
410
00:26:18,879 --> 00:26:20,108
4 at least.
411
00:26:20,446 --> 00:26:22,602
What about you?
You anywhere close?
412
00:26:22,891 --> 00:26:25,223
Well, sorta.
413
00:26:26,652 --> 00:26:27,513
I...
414
00:26:28,144 --> 00:26:30,349
I can't hold it much longer.
415
00:27:11,005 --> 00:27:13,158
Where is she?
416
00:27:13,195 --> 00:27:15,719
Where is my little
dandelion flower?
417
00:27:17,007 --> 00:27:18,604
Tell me where she is
418
00:27:18,858 --> 00:27:20,765
or you're gonna have
a mangled stump
419
00:27:20,789 --> 00:27:22,858
in place of that
fairy face of yours.
420
00:27:26,683 --> 00:27:28,304
Tell me where she is,
421
00:27:28,328 --> 00:27:31,037
you fucking slimy
piece of queer bait!
422
00:27:31,061 --> 00:27:32,694
I'm right here, love bucket.
423
00:27:36,499 --> 00:27:39,310
My pearly dewdrops drops.
424
00:27:39,979 --> 00:27:42,055
I've missed you so much,
my darling.
425
00:27:48,742 --> 00:27:51,713
You know I can never live
without you, my bumpkins.
426
00:27:51,738 --> 00:27:54,094
I've dreamed of this
moment for months.
427
00:28:01,290 --> 00:28:02,730
Come on!
428
00:28:02,755 --> 00:28:03,970
But my pants.
429
00:28:05,230 --> 00:28:07,675
C'mon, get in the car!
430
00:28:07,708 --> 00:28:09,884
My babycakes! Cuddle muffin!
431
00:28:09,908 --> 00:28:12,096
Please, please, don't leave me again!
432
00:28:12,097 --> 00:28:12,683
Please!
433
00:28:12,708 --> 00:28:14,861
Get a fucking life, dogbreath.
434
00:28:14,885 --> 00:28:17,506
Nooooooo!
435
00:28:17,530 --> 00:28:18,961
Come back!
436
00:28:18,985 --> 00:28:20,440
Babycakes!
437
00:28:31,629 --> 00:28:35,304
Ever feel like reality is
more twisted than dreams?
438
00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:39,026
Aah!
439
00:28:39,051 --> 00:28:39,970
Not again.
440
00:28:44,895 --> 00:28:46,848
My fucking arm!
441
00:28:46,872 --> 00:28:48,918
I want it back!
442
00:28:49,861 --> 00:28:50,993
Son of a bitch!
443
00:28:51,017 --> 00:28:52,340
What do I do?! Run!
444
00:28:53,094 --> 00:28:55,615
Get that fucking thing
out of my car!
445
00:28:55,640 --> 00:28:57,106
I'm trying! What do you think?!
446
00:29:02,904 --> 00:29:05,259
Oh, god-fucking-damn it, Amy!
447
00:29:08,326 --> 00:29:10,837
Fucking stomp on
the fucking gas pedals!
448
00:29:10,862 --> 00:29:12,395
Oh, God!
449
00:29:19,550 --> 00:29:21,637
♪♪ Sunshine ♪♪
450
00:29:21,661 --> 00:29:24,995
♪♪ You are my one true love ♪♪
451
00:29:25,639 --> 00:29:28,249
♪♪ You are my one true love ♪♪
452
00:29:28,514 --> 00:29:31,466
♪♪ You are my one true love! ♪♪
453
00:29:31,490 --> 00:29:33,021
What is with you? Do
you have to kill someone
454
00:29:33,045 --> 00:29:35,343
every fucking time
we stop the car?
455
00:29:35,367 --> 00:29:37,878
Well, pardon me for
rescuing your ingrate ass
456
00:29:37,902 --> 00:29:39,866
twice in the same night,
457
00:29:40,212 --> 00:29:42,799
you fucking furry tuna taco.
458
00:29:42,823 --> 00:29:44,432
You don't care about
anything, do you?
459
00:29:44,456 --> 00:29:47,074
You have no guilt, no remorse.
460
00:29:47,100 --> 00:29:48,798
You murdered two people tonight.
461
00:29:48,822 --> 00:29:50,766
Doesn't that faze you at all?
462
00:29:50,790 --> 00:29:53,424
Yeah. I'm bummed.
463
00:29:54,091 --> 00:29:55,563
To the max.
464
00:29:56,850 --> 00:29:58,791
It's not like
I never done it before.
465
00:29:58,816 --> 00:29:59,842
Excuse me?
466
00:30:01,550 --> 00:30:03,471
How many people have you...?
467
00:30:03,827 --> 00:30:05,002
Just a few.
468
00:30:05,714 --> 00:30:07,475
And all of them deserved it.
469
00:30:07,649 --> 00:30:08,883
Or they wore a uniform.
470
00:30:10,850 --> 00:30:12,002
Like my first...
471
00:30:12,258 --> 00:30:14,858
This ugly sow of a parking cop.
472
00:30:15,113 --> 00:30:16,611
Y'know they're all
full of themselves,
473
00:30:16,635 --> 00:30:17,889
and they got this fuckin' badge,
474
00:30:17,913 --> 00:30:19,368
and they think they're all bad?
475
00:30:19,668 --> 00:30:21,900
Well, this one lard-ass
cunt tickets me
476
00:30:21,924 --> 00:30:25,166
for being in the red
zone for, like, 10 seconds.
477
00:30:25,190 --> 00:30:27,388
So I’m in the street
arguing with her,
478
00:30:27,412 --> 00:30:29,888
and she's just smiling away,
writin' me up.
479
00:30:29,912 --> 00:30:31,819
I grabbed the bitch
by her kinky 'fro
480
00:30:31,843 --> 00:30:33,797
and I started pounding
her head on the hood
481
00:30:33,821 --> 00:30:36,428
of her nice, white
parking pig-mobile,
482
00:30:36,452 --> 00:30:39,633
and then I slammed the door
on her skull a bunch of times
483
00:30:39,657 --> 00:30:41,335
until she was dead.
484
00:30:41,757 --> 00:30:43,971
La morte. History.
485
00:30:44,168 --> 00:30:46,416
God, will you take
a reality pill?
486
00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:47,948
I still got a scar.
487
00:30:51,343 --> 00:30:54,330
Teeth marks from where
the bitch bit me.
488
00:30:56,643 --> 00:30:59,463
I tell you, those cops...
489
00:30:59,530 --> 00:31:01,868
They're like
goddamn savage animals.
490
00:31:32,877 --> 00:31:34,400
Some nachos?
491
00:31:46,010 --> 00:31:49,680
That'll be $6.66.
492
00:31:52,610 --> 00:31:56,316
All hail the coffee
and cigarette god.
493
00:31:57,205 --> 00:31:58,714
Where's my change?
494
00:31:58,738 --> 00:32:00,283
Drop dead, dunghead.
495
00:32:01,104 --> 00:32:02,575
No Zagnut Bars.
496
00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:05,983
Life is a chewy shit sandwich.
497
00:32:06,007 --> 00:32:08,074
Well...
498
00:32:08,098 --> 00:32:09,639
What now?
499
00:32:09,706 --> 00:32:11,778
Go fetch me some
Zagnut Bars, wench.
500
00:32:11,802 --> 00:32:13,178
Fuck you.
501
00:32:13,202 --> 00:32:14,457
You already have.
502
00:32:14,481 --> 00:32:15,031
What?
503
00:32:15,639 --> 00:32:16,759
Fucked me.
504
00:32:17,885 --> 00:32:20,447
You are such a prick.
505
00:32:21,404 --> 00:32:23,613
That's not exactly how you
phrased it last night.
506
00:32:23,637 --> 00:32:24,713
You think you're funny?
507
00:32:24,737 --> 00:32:26,893
Cause you're not.
You're pathetic.
508
00:32:30,782 --> 00:32:32,482
Sniff my finger.
509
00:32:32,737 --> 00:32:34,316
Go ahead.
Sniff my finger and tell me
510
00:32:34,340 --> 00:32:35,764
it doesn't smell
like your girlfriend's
511
00:32:35,788 --> 00:32:37,497
sweet... juicy...
512
00:32:37,521 --> 00:32:38,375
snatch.
513
00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:40,198
I'm gonna strangle you!
514
00:32:40,222 --> 00:32:42,930
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!
515
00:32:56,277 --> 00:32:57,107
Hi.
516
00:33:02,793 --> 00:33:03,934
He's a liar.
517
00:33:03,958 --> 00:33:05,376
You know that, don't you?
518
00:33:06,084 --> 00:33:07,158
Doesn't matter.
519
00:33:07,533 --> 00:33:08,910
Even if I did get
together with him,
520
00:33:08,978 --> 00:33:10,866
and this isn't saying
I did or anything,
521
00:33:10,890 --> 00:33:12,920
but if I did...
522
00:33:12,986 --> 00:33:15,160
you know that it wouldn't
actually mean anything.
523
00:33:15,184 --> 00:33:18,790
I mean, you know that
I really only love you.
524
00:33:19,058 --> 00:33:19,810
Right?
525
00:33:22,096 --> 00:33:23,408
Whatever, baby.
526
00:33:32,666 --> 00:33:35,167
I wish we could just
ditch him someplace, Jordan.
527
00:33:35,191 --> 00:33:38,100
Just get rid of him.
Forget he ever existed.
528
00:33:39,978 --> 00:33:41,593
He's not so bad.
529
00:33:41,661 --> 00:33:43,302
I mean...
530
00:33:43,326 --> 00:33:45,127
he's sorta like us.
531
00:33:45,991 --> 00:33:48,291
Lost...
532
00:33:48,315 --> 00:33:50,093
Like he doesn't fit in.
533
00:33:51,728 --> 00:33:54,231
He scares me, Jordan.
534
00:33:54,298 --> 00:33:57,213
Like, I don't know what it is,
535
00:33:57,281 --> 00:33:59,394
there's something
evil about him.
536
00:34:02,092 --> 00:34:04,690
Don't be a corn nut.
537
00:34:04,714 --> 00:34:08,182
Come on. Finish your breakfast.
538
00:34:08,250 --> 00:34:10,428
Then let's get me some clothes.
539
00:34:10,494 --> 00:34:13,475
I feel like a fucking
frat boy in this toga.
540
00:34:31,478 --> 00:34:32,672
Be right back.
541
00:34:40,436 --> 00:34:41,436
What's with you?
542
00:34:41,461 --> 00:34:43,837
You act like somebody
ate your pet hamster.
543
00:34:44,441 --> 00:34:45,720
Well, duh?
544
00:34:45,845 --> 00:34:48,633
I'm so pissed at you,
I could rip your testicles off
545
00:34:48,745 --> 00:34:50,699
and staple them to your ankles.
546
00:34:50,724 --> 00:34:54,201
What the fuck did you have
to go and tell Jordan for?
547
00:34:54,476 --> 00:34:56,547
Tell him what?
548
00:34:56,572 --> 00:34:58,726
What do you think, doorknob?
That we got together.
549
00:34:59,437 --> 00:35:00,804
Didn't you utterly dig it?
550
00:35:00,828 --> 00:35:02,537
That is not the point!
551
00:35:03,158 --> 00:35:05,326
Well, what is
the point then, get it?
552
00:35:05,350 --> 00:35:09,234
Guilt is for married old people.
553
00:35:09,258 --> 00:35:10,867
You're incredible.
554
00:35:10,891 --> 00:35:13,680
You aren't even human, are you?
555
00:35:13,704 --> 00:35:16,288
You're like a life support
system for a cock.
556
00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:19,769
This is so fucking Cher.
557
00:35:19,793 --> 00:35:22,480
Look at this thing.
I mean, check it out.
558
00:35:22,504 --> 00:35:23,636
Let me see.
559
00:35:28,579 --> 00:35:31,372
Wow. Can I?
560
00:35:32,781 --> 00:35:34,152
Be my guest.
561
00:35:49,671 --> 00:35:51,238
Jesus, it's a fucking belt.
562
00:35:51,262 --> 00:35:52,971
Don't turn out over it.
563
00:35:53,370 --> 00:35:57,278
Hi. Hmm, mom? Dad?
564
00:35:57,302 --> 00:35:58,322
It's me.
565
00:36:00,021 --> 00:36:04,332
I'm sorta takin' a little
vacation with Amy right now,
566
00:36:04,356 --> 00:36:06,021
and, uh...
567
00:36:08,554 --> 00:36:11,230
fuckin' machine hung up on me.
568
00:36:18,848 --> 00:36:20,090
I'm thirsty.
569
00:36:27,326 --> 00:36:30,181
[OBEY]
570
00:36:48,018 --> 00:36:49,094
So what'll it be?
571
00:36:50,652 --> 00:36:52,194
Shit!
572
00:36:53,340 --> 00:36:55,105
Jordan!
573
00:36:55,129 --> 00:36:56,694
Would you just listen
to me for a second
574
00:36:56,718 --> 00:36:58,090
and forget about
that dweeby game?
575
00:36:59,593 --> 00:37:00,417
Hey!
576
00:37:00,442 --> 00:37:01,411
Jordan.
577
00:37:03,235 --> 00:37:05,214
Sheesh, Amy.
578
00:37:05,281 --> 00:37:07,994
What's the national emergency?
579
00:37:08,550 --> 00:37:10,138
Jordan, would you
kindly pull your head
580
00:37:10,162 --> 00:37:11,667
out of your rectal region?
581
00:37:14,416 --> 00:37:16,982
We're accessories
to 2 homicides.
582
00:37:17,659 --> 00:37:19,838
Doesn't that concern you
in the fucking least?
583
00:37:20,905 --> 00:37:22,371
Well...
584
00:37:22,395 --> 00:37:24,817
Kitten? Kitten, is that you?
585
00:37:24,884 --> 00:37:25,961
Oh, God!
586
00:37:29,277 --> 00:37:31,826
Don't you recognize me?
587
00:37:31,850 --> 00:37:33,108
It's me.
588
00:37:33,175 --> 00:37:34,083
Ugh.
589
00:37:34,150 --> 00:37:35,329
Brandi...
590
00:37:35,396 --> 00:37:38,102
your eternal love slave.
591
00:37:38,126 --> 00:37:39,557
Your slave.
592
00:37:39,581 --> 00:37:40,946
Look, lady, I don't
know who you are...
593
00:37:40,970 --> 00:37:42,512
Has this guy shot
you full of dope
594
00:37:42,536 --> 00:37:44,084
and brainwashed you
like all the others?
595
00:37:44,150 --> 00:37:45,669
You're high, aren't you?
596
00:37:45,693 --> 00:37:47,061
Are you okay? It's me!
597
00:37:47,085 --> 00:37:48,481
- It's me, honeycakes!
- Let me go.
598
00:37:48,505 --> 00:37:49,899
It's me!
599
00:37:49,966 --> 00:37:53,160
I know it's you.
I can, I can smell your perfume.
600
00:37:55,342 --> 00:37:58,490
Get your fucking clammy
hands off me, you crazy bitch!
601
00:37:58,530 --> 00:38:00,029
No!
602
00:38:00,053 --> 00:38:01,306
He's kidnapped you, right?
603
00:38:01,362 --> 00:38:03,640
And told you he'd kill you
if you acted like you knew me.
604
00:38:03,675 --> 00:38:06,930
Oh, my God! Don't fret!
Don't fret! Brandi's here.
605
00:38:06,997 --> 00:38:08,570
I'll save you from this heathen.
606
00:38:12,720 --> 00:38:17,251
I'm gonna lop his dick off
607
00:38:17,318 --> 00:38:18,976
like a chicken head.
608
00:38:20,930 --> 00:38:23,240
I can't leave you guys alone
for a minute, can I?
609
00:38:24,151 --> 00:38:25,457
Uhh!
610
00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:44,808
Ahhhh!
611
00:38:46,019 --> 00:38:48,875
Oh, God, I’m sorry.
612
00:38:49,364 --> 00:38:51,541
I'm so sorry!
613
00:38:52,441 --> 00:38:55,229
But it was her. It was Kitten.
614
00:38:55,763 --> 00:38:57,452
I know it was her.
615
00:39:04,787 --> 00:39:05,902
The bitch.
616
00:39:09,888 --> 00:39:12,055
I'm gonna find her...
617
00:39:13,346 --> 00:39:15,160
and then I’m gonna kill her.
618
00:39:16,573 --> 00:39:18,550
This is so nice.
619
00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:23,061
Lying here like 2 spoons
stacked in a drawer.
620
00:39:23,839 --> 00:39:26,439
I hope we die simultaneously.
621
00:39:27,105 --> 00:39:30,005
Like in a fiery car wreck or...
622
00:39:30,161 --> 00:39:33,505
nuclear bomb blast or something.
623
00:39:36,473 --> 00:39:37,940
You're so romantic.
624
00:39:40,288 --> 00:39:42,843
No, for reals.
625
00:39:43,510 --> 00:39:45,998
I don't ever wanna
have to miss you.
626
00:39:48,602 --> 00:39:49,718
Ditto.
627
00:39:50,474 --> 00:39:51,931
♪♪ Row ♪♪
628
00:39:51,955 --> 00:39:53,477
♪♪ Row ♪♪
629
00:39:53,501 --> 00:39:56,188
♪♪ Row your boat ♪♪
630
00:39:56,212 --> 00:39:58,944
♪♪ Gently down ♪♪
631
00:39:58,968 --> 00:40:01,677
♪♪ The stream ♪♪
632
00:40:06,132 --> 00:40:10,488
♪♪ Merrily, merrily,
merrily, merrily ♪♪
633
00:40:14,419 --> 00:40:18,050
♪♪ Life is but a dream ♪♪
634
00:40:29,209 --> 00:40:30,921
Take it out.
635
00:40:38,426 --> 00:40:39,786
Stroke it.
636
00:40:43,474 --> 00:40:45,391
Squeeze it.
637
00:40:47,798 --> 00:40:49,012
Harder.
638
00:40:53,025 --> 00:40:54,460
Look at it.
639
00:40:57,417 --> 00:40:58,772
Ohh.
640
00:41:00,569 --> 00:41:02,139
Put it in.
641
00:41:07,221 --> 00:41:08,688
When I say okay.
642
00:41:11,059 --> 00:41:15,631
O...
643
00:41:15,698 --> 00:41:16,720
K.
644
00:41:34,641 --> 00:41:36,963
Oh... Amy.
645
00:41:37,108 --> 00:41:41,261
Don't you think sex
is totally strange?
646
00:41:41,327 --> 00:41:44,892
Just the whole idea of it?
647
00:41:44,959 --> 00:41:48,252
It's too fleshy and stiff and
648
00:41:48,319 --> 00:41:53,212
inserted in these warm squishy places.
649
00:41:55,403 --> 00:41:57,178
I think maybe it's more powerful
650
00:41:57,246 --> 00:41:58,874
than we'd like it to be.
651
00:42:01,949 --> 00:42:04,837
It's fuckin' trippy...
652
00:42:05,564 --> 00:42:07,289
That's for sure.
653
00:42:09,340 --> 00:42:11,626
Hmm... kinda like
eating spaghetti.
654
00:42:15,278 --> 00:42:16,876
Why?
655
00:42:23,909 --> 00:42:26,339
You are so great.
656
00:42:30,616 --> 00:42:33,927
Hey, that reminds me.
657
00:42:34,793 --> 00:42:36,469
I'm hungry.
658
00:42:36,536 --> 00:42:38,548
You're always hungry.
659
00:42:40,056 --> 00:42:42,045
It's 'cause I’m a growing boy.
660
00:42:45,078 --> 00:42:46,675
I think I’m gonna walk
down to the AM-PM
661
00:42:46,742 --> 00:42:49,922
and get some shrimp nuggets
or something.
662
00:42:50,722 --> 00:42:52,082
Want anything?
663
00:42:52,744 --> 00:42:54,567
Mmm, more cigarettes.
664
00:42:55,408 --> 00:42:56,621
Yes, dear.
665
00:43:04,337 --> 00:43:05,237
Hey.
666
00:43:16,562 --> 00:43:17,999
I love you, fucker.
667
00:43:19,858 --> 00:43:21,268
Me too, fucker.
668
00:43:46,410 --> 00:43:49,760
[WHAT MADE GARY LEE
CALL HAIR CLUB FOR MEN?]
669
00:43:56,701 --> 00:43:57,561
Pig.
670
00:43:59,414 --> 00:44:01,203
What you watching?
671
00:44:08,374 --> 00:44:11,023
Hey. Come here.
672
00:44:17,112 --> 00:44:18,612
I wanna play a game.
673
00:44:20,545 --> 00:44:22,301
I'm gonna start counting.
674
00:44:22,424 --> 00:44:25,721
If you crack a smile
before I get to 8,
675
00:44:25,745 --> 00:44:27,381
I get to strangle you.
676
00:44:27,449 --> 00:44:29,104
If you don't...
677
00:44:30,380 --> 00:44:33,129
I have to do anything you say.
678
00:44:35,743 --> 00:44:36,925
All right.
679
00:44:44,720 --> 00:44:46,020
1...
680
00:44:46,672 --> 00:44:47,972
2...
681
00:44:49,076 --> 00:44:50,376
3...
682
00:44:51,397 --> 00:44:52,697
4...
683
00:44:53,095 --> 00:44:54,395
5...
684
00:44:55,896 --> 00:44:57,196
6...
685
00:44:58,774 --> 00:45:00,074
7...
686
00:45:01,255 --> 00:45:02,883
7 and a half...
687
00:45:04,434 --> 00:45:05,466
You win.
688
00:45:09,749 --> 00:45:10,749
Go ahead.
689
00:45:40,080 --> 00:45:42,979
I'll take... this, too.
690
00:45:47,267 --> 00:45:49,280
$6.66.
691
00:46:00,542 --> 00:46:02,395
What's Jordan’s like?
692
00:46:02,486 --> 00:46:03,562
What?
693
00:46:03,586 --> 00:46:05,852
You know, his engorged member.
694
00:46:05,919 --> 00:46:08,252
His tumescent love missile.
695
00:46:08,319 --> 00:46:11,804
His throbbing purple
meat scepter.
696
00:46:13,796 --> 00:46:15,783
Why do you wanna know?
697
00:46:15,807 --> 00:46:17,805
I don't know.
698
00:46:17,829 --> 00:46:18,844
I'm curious.
699
00:46:21,374 --> 00:46:24,017
It's all right. It's fine.
700
00:46:26,717 --> 00:46:30,541
What do you mean... it's fine?
701
00:46:30,565 --> 00:46:33,190
Is it the size of a Vienna sausage
702
00:46:33,214 --> 00:46:35,462
or like a baby's arm?
703
00:46:35,486 --> 00:46:38,399
Is it cut? Is it uncut?
704
00:46:38,423 --> 00:46:41,844
Does it lean to the left?
Does it lean to the right?
705
00:46:41,868 --> 00:46:44,190
Does it go in a
south-easterly direction?
706
00:46:46,046 --> 00:46:48,282
Does it curve? Is it straight?
707
00:46:49,986 --> 00:46:52,788
Is it shaped like a
fucking corkscrew or what?
708
00:46:53,693 --> 00:46:56,264
What difference
does it make to you?
709
00:46:56,288 --> 00:46:59,119
Does he plunge it
into you long...
710
00:46:59,143 --> 00:47:01,061
slow...
711
00:47:01,085 --> 00:47:02,532
and deep...
712
00:47:02,556 --> 00:47:04,039
like this?
713
00:47:04,063 --> 00:47:07,364
Or is he quick,
short, and shallow
714
00:47:07,388 --> 00:47:09,432
like a jackrabbit?
715
00:47:10,796 --> 00:47:14,378
Does he make
noises like... this?
716
00:47:17,036 --> 00:47:17,930
No.
717
00:47:18,868 --> 00:47:20,592
Or does he make 'em like...
718
00:47:24,251 --> 00:47:26,093
I know, he's probably a whimperer, huh?
719
00:47:26,117 --> 00:47:27,448
Oooooh!
720
00:47:27,515 --> 00:47:28,407
Ooh! Ooh!
721
00:47:28,475 --> 00:47:31,004
Oh! Oh! Oh!
722
00:47:31,028 --> 00:47:34,581
Would you kindly stop
babbling and fuck me already?
723
00:47:43,450 --> 00:47:45,095
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
724
00:47:45,120 --> 00:47:47,250
Oh, my God! Oh!
725
00:48:12,490 --> 00:48:13,490
Yee-haw!
726
00:49:30,559 --> 00:49:31,823
Where you been?
727
00:49:33,757 --> 00:49:35,379
Nowhere.
728
00:49:40,137 --> 00:49:42,866
I was worried about you, doofus.
729
00:49:42,932 --> 00:49:44,562
Sorry.
730
00:49:45,877 --> 00:49:46,877
Come over here.
731
00:49:59,539 --> 00:50:01,905
You know, just 'cause he and I...
732
00:50:03,796 --> 00:50:08,205
It doesn't mean
I’m really like all that.
733
00:50:08,984 --> 00:50:10,230
Whatever.
734
00:50:11,891 --> 00:50:13,520
I know.
735
00:50:50,370 --> 00:50:51,843
This is the currency we've linked
736
00:50:51,867 --> 00:50:56,066
to the December 17 Quickie Mart
robbery and homicide in Tarzana.
737
00:50:56,090 --> 00:51:00,330
The suspects, a paramilitary
brigade of 3 youths,
738
00:51:00,590 --> 00:51:03,981
appear to be on a free-wheeling
crime spree heading north.
739
00:51:04,048 --> 00:51:05,690
We've run a fingerprint check
740
00:51:05,714 --> 00:51:07,790
through the mother computer
in D.C.
741
00:51:07,814 --> 00:51:10,345
And thus far have ID'ed
one of the suspects...
742
00:51:10,370 --> 00:51:13,747
Amy Blue, age 18.
743
00:51:13,873 --> 00:51:16,468
Height: 5'1", weight: 92 lbs.
744
00:51:16,492 --> 00:51:18,503
Eyes: hazel, hair: brown.
745
00:51:19,025 --> 00:51:23,610
Cumulative SAT score: 666.
746
00:51:28,206 --> 00:51:31,254
Should be considered
armed and dangerous.
747
00:51:32,203 --> 00:51:33,980
Amy Blue.
748
00:51:34,658 --> 00:51:37,692
Gentlemen,
I want you to find her,
749
00:51:38,050 --> 00:51:39,711
and if necessary...
750
00:51:40,433 --> 00:51:41,743
kill her.
751
00:51:47,822 --> 00:51:49,067
Good morning.
752
00:51:51,245 --> 00:51:52,971
Mmm.
753
00:51:53,037 --> 00:51:57,090
Don't kiss me.
My breath is totally skanky.
754
00:51:59,587 --> 00:52:01,212
Wait till I brush my teeth.
755
00:52:04,909 --> 00:52:06,042
Hey...
756
00:52:07,216 --> 00:52:08,586
Y'know what?
757
00:52:10,809 --> 00:52:11,819
What?
758
00:52:12,556 --> 00:52:15,370
This is the first we've
ever slept together
759
00:52:15,689 --> 00:52:17,800
and woken up together.
760
00:52:18,500 --> 00:52:20,201
In a real bed, I mean.
761
00:52:22,266 --> 00:52:25,354
You're the bright red cherry
on top of my sundae.
762
00:52:29,877 --> 00:52:31,654
Goofball.
763
00:52:34,988 --> 00:52:37,545
Rise and shine, monkeybutt.
764
00:52:37,612 --> 00:52:39,037
Oh.
765
00:52:45,516 --> 00:52:46,408
Mmm.
766
00:52:53,451 --> 00:52:56,359
♪♪ The itsy-bitsy spider ♪♪
767
00:52:56,427 --> 00:52:59,240
♪♪ Went up the water spout ♪♪
768
00:52:59,307 --> 00:53:01,575
♪♪ Down came the rain ♪♪
769
00:53:01,630 --> 00:53:04,052
♪♪ And washed the spider out ♪♪
770
00:53:04,088 --> 00:53:06,599
I have died and gone
to hell for my sins.
771
00:53:09,710 --> 00:53:11,419
Come on, man.
772
00:53:11,761 --> 00:53:13,919
It's the dawning
of a brand new day.
773
00:53:15,936 --> 00:53:18,525
Suck my stump-toed laddy lump.
774
00:53:20,093 --> 00:53:21,938
So, what happened last night?
775
00:53:23,050 --> 00:53:25,016
A mayonnaise on twat?
776
00:53:25,993 --> 00:53:27,016
Huh?
777
00:53:27,698 --> 00:53:30,959
A mayo on twat. A 3-way.
778
00:53:32,008 --> 00:53:35,782
A double-stuff E.T. finger touch.
779
00:53:35,848 --> 00:53:37,062
What?
780
00:53:39,625 --> 00:53:40,454
Mmm.
781
00:53:41,960 --> 00:53:44,389
You know, in E.T.,
where the kid and E.T.,
782
00:53:44,456 --> 00:53:46,309
they touch fingers,
and then they go...
783
00:53:48,550 --> 00:53:50,238
Ouch.
784
00:53:50,738 --> 00:53:52,517
Shit.
785
00:53:52,906 --> 00:53:55,270
You must have been wasted.
786
00:54:00,032 --> 00:54:02,012
So, have you ever done that?
787
00:54:04,752 --> 00:54:10,219
You mean, like, have sex
with two people at the same time?
788
00:54:10,645 --> 00:54:11,778
Mm-hmm.
789
00:54:13,095 --> 00:54:14,289
No.
790
00:54:15,463 --> 00:54:17,380
It's the best.
791
00:54:18,956 --> 00:54:20,995
You start building up
this momentum,
792
00:54:21,062 --> 00:54:22,989
this rhythm...
793
00:54:23,013 --> 00:54:25,184
you know, like a piston engine.
794
00:54:25,208 --> 00:54:27,386
And you're all pounding away...
795
00:54:29,052 --> 00:54:32,773
and your balls are slappin'
against the other guy's...
796
00:54:33,561 --> 00:54:37,282
and you can actually
feel his cock
797
00:54:37,485 --> 00:54:39,043
through the girl's insides.
798
00:54:41,383 --> 00:54:43,872
What are you 2 homos
gabbing about now?
799
00:54:45,850 --> 00:54:47,936
Have either of you ever
done it with an animal?
800
00:54:47,961 --> 00:54:49,261
What?
801
00:54:49,950 --> 00:54:52,524
Have either of you ever
had sex with an animal?
802
00:54:52,548 --> 00:54:53,490
Just you.
803
00:54:54,010 --> 00:54:55,858
Har har har.
804
00:54:55,924 --> 00:54:57,859
No, really.
805
00:54:57,883 --> 00:54:59,729
Have you?
806
00:55:00,962 --> 00:55:03,226
When I was a kid, we had a
golden retriever named Honey.
807
00:55:03,251 --> 00:55:06,179
I do not want to hear
any more of this story.
808
00:55:06,203 --> 00:55:08,024
It was a consenting adult.
809
00:55:11,038 --> 00:55:13,050
I fucked a cantaloupe once.
810
00:55:14,268 --> 00:55:16,720
This song always
reminds me of Scooter.
811
00:55:16,851 --> 00:55:18,228
Who's Scooter?
812
00:55:18,914 --> 00:55:21,974
He was, like, my best friend
all through high school.
813
00:55:23,313 --> 00:55:25,109
One day he brought
a gun to physics class,
814
00:55:25,133 --> 00:55:26,580
told everyone he was
going to shoot himself
815
00:55:26,604 --> 00:55:29,160
in the bathroom, and he did.
816
00:55:29,497 --> 00:55:30,813
He was always depressed.
817
00:55:30,844 --> 00:55:32,740
Always pulling shit like that,
818
00:55:32,764 --> 00:55:34,337
so nobody believed him.
819
00:55:36,324 --> 00:55:37,684
That's funny.
820
00:55:39,377 --> 00:55:40,944
Like, at first, it's all weird,
821
00:55:40,968 --> 00:55:42,643
and you're all bummed and shit,
822
00:55:43,637 --> 00:55:45,413
like, this person you
used to hang out with
823
00:55:45,438 --> 00:55:48,710
all of a sudden doesn't,
like, exist anymore.
824
00:55:49,335 --> 00:55:52,060
Then you just get over it
and move on.
825
00:55:53,148 --> 00:55:54,310
It was almost for the best.
826
00:55:54,334 --> 00:55:57,295
I mean, Scooter was
so sad all the time.
827
00:55:58,294 --> 00:56:00,256
Me and him used to sit in
my room, getting stoned,
828
00:56:00,280 --> 00:56:02,374
listening to The Smiths.
829
00:56:03,585 --> 00:56:06,265
Like, he was over the night
before he killed himself.
830
00:56:06,938 --> 00:56:08,198
Right in the middle
of Unloveable,
831
00:56:08,222 --> 00:56:11,096
he just started
crying like crazy.
832
00:56:11,120 --> 00:56:13,383
He was really into The Smiths.
833
00:56:16,521 --> 00:56:19,830
Hey, Amy, remember the
time we lost my mom's car?
834
00:56:19,854 --> 00:56:21,593
After the Thrill Kill Kult
concert?
835
00:56:23,268 --> 00:56:24,824
We were so trashed,
836
00:56:24,848 --> 00:56:27,189
we couldn't remember
where we left the car.
837
00:56:27,628 --> 00:56:29,712
And we looked and looked,
838
00:56:29,778 --> 00:56:32,850
and we walked around and around,
839
00:56:32,874 --> 00:56:34,743
but we could not find
the fucking thing
840
00:56:34,767 --> 00:56:36,387
to save our life.
841
00:56:36,907 --> 00:56:39,543
We finally ended up
taking a cab home.
842
00:56:39,567 --> 00:56:41,036
Which you puked in.
843
00:56:41,060 --> 00:56:42,913
Which you puked in.
844
00:56:44,172 --> 00:56:45,874
Wait. Wait.
845
00:56:49,566 --> 00:56:52,278
How revolting.
846
00:56:53,046 --> 00:56:54,046
Shit.
847
00:57:00,046 --> 00:57:01,926
Amy, what?
848
00:57:03,999 --> 00:57:05,304
Oh, fuck.
849
00:57:44,520 --> 00:57:45,900
Oh, my God.
850
00:57:46,188 --> 00:57:47,470
Do something.
851
00:57:47,994 --> 00:57:49,225
Like what?
852
00:57:49,758 --> 00:57:51,460
I don't know. Something.
853
00:57:52,320 --> 00:57:53,784
What do I look like,
854
00:57:53,808 --> 00:57:55,561
a fucking veterinarian?
855
00:57:57,059 --> 00:57:58,365
Oh, God.
856
00:58:04,358 --> 00:58:06,095
What are you doing?
857
00:58:14,072 --> 00:58:16,113
Jesus fucking Christ.
858
00:58:34,014 --> 00:58:35,512
The world sucks.
859
00:58:40,434 --> 00:58:42,081
Bro, snag the imports.
860
00:58:42,694 --> 00:58:44,284
They got extra tracks.
861
00:58:44,308 --> 00:58:46,204
Oh, right.
862
00:58:46,761 --> 00:58:48,937
♪♪ Is there any dream ♪♪
863
00:58:48,961 --> 00:58:50,807
♪♪ That plays the fool ♪♪
864
00:58:50,831 --> 00:58:52,867
♪♪ Like me? ♪♪
865
00:58:56,731 --> 00:58:58,164
Hey.
866
00:58:58,968 --> 00:59:01,639
Just wish I could crawl in
here and disappear forever.
867
00:59:04,455 --> 00:59:06,721
Don't you have that
at home already?
868
00:59:10,995 --> 00:59:12,781
I miss my records.
869
00:59:16,278 --> 00:59:18,381
Well, well, well,
men, lookie here.
870
00:59:18,405 --> 00:59:20,815
Yeah, check out that
tight bubble-butt, George.
871
00:59:20,839 --> 00:59:22,202
Oh, stop, Dan.
872
00:59:22,226 --> 00:59:23,539
I'm gonna pop a boner.
873
00:59:23,606 --> 00:59:24,753
Hey, sailor,
874
00:59:24,979 --> 00:59:26,385
like your pretty earrings.
875
00:59:26,652 --> 00:59:28,101
Leave him alone, Pat.
876
00:59:28,125 --> 00:59:31,138
Can't you see he's
a shy, sensitive flower?
877
00:59:31,258 --> 00:59:32,471
Hey, X...
878
00:59:33,324 --> 00:59:34,810
What's going on here, man?
879
00:59:35,038 --> 00:59:36,071
No way.
880
00:59:36,828 --> 00:59:38,151
Can't be.
881
00:59:39,634 --> 00:59:40,808
Bambi?
882
00:59:41,608 --> 00:59:42,957
Is that really you?
883
00:59:43,910 --> 00:59:44,737
Fuck.
884
00:59:46,340 --> 00:59:48,028
It's me, George.
885
00:59:48,146 --> 00:59:49,486
Your poopsie.
886
00:59:49,693 --> 00:59:51,248
Your snuggly bear.
887
00:59:51,314 --> 00:59:52,343
Look, smegma breath,
888
00:59:52,367 --> 00:59:53,849
I don't know who the
fuck you think I am.
889
00:59:53,873 --> 00:59:56,526
Will you just do me a
favor and evacuate?
890
00:59:56,594 --> 00:59:59,022
Bambi. Bubbeleh.
891
00:59:59,246 --> 01:00:00,366
Don't do this.
892
01:00:00,566 --> 01:00:01,838
Fuck this shit.
893
01:00:02,960 --> 01:00:04,463
Bambi.
894
01:00:04,628 --> 01:00:06,190
Bambi!
895
01:00:06,343 --> 01:00:07,588
Please.
896
01:00:33,726 --> 01:00:34,655
Dig it.
897
01:00:34,679 --> 01:00:36,299
Someone made the bed.
898
01:00:41,248 --> 01:00:43,821
I just hope we don't
catch crabs or something.
899
01:00:55,723 --> 01:00:58,680
Life is lonely,
boring, and dumb.
900
01:01:03,318 --> 01:01:05,348
Jordan, you want heads or tails?
901
01:01:06,474 --> 01:01:07,747
Huh?
902
01:01:08,906 --> 01:01:10,507
Heads or tails?
903
01:01:12,692 --> 01:01:13,944
Whatever.
904
01:01:16,240 --> 01:01:17,530
Heads...
905
01:01:18,200 --> 01:01:19,421
tails.
906
01:01:25,174 --> 01:01:26,427
Heads.
907
01:01:31,397 --> 01:01:32,424
Oh, well.
908
01:01:42,312 --> 01:01:43,790
Is there any more beer?
909
01:01:45,537 --> 01:01:47,240
In the trunk.
910
01:01:52,668 --> 01:01:54,210
Have fun.
911
01:02:01,035 --> 01:02:01,935
Huh?
912
01:02:01,959 --> 01:02:03,575
Give me your finger.
913
01:02:05,749 --> 01:02:06,584
Mmm.
914
01:02:08,234 --> 01:02:09,548
Stick it up my asshole.
915
01:02:09,572 --> 01:02:10,415
What?
916
01:02:10,439 --> 01:02:12,032
Stick your finger up my asshole.
917
01:02:12,057 --> 01:02:14,132
Repulse me. No way.
918
01:02:14,156 --> 01:02:14,938
Come on.
919
01:02:15,160 --> 01:02:17,450
That is the sickest,
most grotesque thing...
920
01:02:17,475 --> 01:02:18,368
Do it.
921
01:02:28,137 --> 01:02:29,069
Ow!
922
01:02:30,326 --> 01:02:32,477
Wait. Nice and easy.
923
01:02:52,826 --> 01:02:53,992
♪♪ Shnoobish ♪♪
924
01:02:54,016 --> 01:02:55,510
♪♪ Shnoobie ♪♪
925
01:02:55,535 --> 01:02:57,777
♪♪ Schmoke a doobie ♪♪
926
01:02:59,632 --> 01:03:00,642
♪♪ Shnoobie ♪♪
927
01:03:14,169 --> 01:03:15,872
You're up to bat.
928
01:03:15,897 --> 01:03:18,866
Don't tell me you hogged
all the brewskis.
929
01:03:26,452 --> 01:03:28,381
Nothing makes me thirstier than a...
930
01:03:28,420 --> 01:03:29,511
wicked...
931
01:03:29,535 --> 01:03:31,270
excellent...
932
01:03:31,295 --> 01:03:32,622
fuck.
933
01:03:38,517 --> 01:03:39,810
Go for it, boy-o.
934
01:03:44,355 --> 01:03:45,672
Hey, X...
935
01:03:48,517 --> 01:03:50,090
do you like slam dancing?
936
01:03:50,684 --> 01:03:52,280
It's all right,
937
01:03:52,305 --> 01:03:55,547
except you get someone's
elbow in your eye or...
938
01:03:55,571 --> 01:03:58,174
a steel-toe boot in your crotch.
939
01:03:59,854 --> 01:04:00,688
Why?
940
01:04:04,209 --> 01:04:06,106
Have you ever...
941
01:04:06,162 --> 01:04:07,479
I mean...
942
01:04:11,044 --> 01:04:12,649
does it, like...
943
01:04:12,674 --> 01:04:15,021
All those bodies,
944
01:04:15,046 --> 01:04:17,585
all that sweating and...
945
01:04:18,241 --> 01:04:20,452
pushing and shoving...
946
01:04:21,198 --> 01:04:24,447
Does it give me a hard-on?
947
01:04:28,794 --> 01:04:30,110
Yeah, always.
948
01:04:41,669 --> 01:04:43,726
I, uh...
949
01:04:43,751 --> 01:04:44,584
better...
950
01:04:48,009 --> 01:04:48,842
Yeah.
951
01:04:59,521 --> 01:05:00,836
Hey, X...
952
01:05:04,954 --> 01:05:08,066
Do you ever wonder what the
meaning of our existence is?
953
01:05:10,315 --> 01:05:11,792
Huh?
954
01:05:13,572 --> 01:05:16,756
You ever wonder why we exist?
955
01:05:17,015 --> 01:05:18,105
No.
956
01:05:20,086 --> 01:05:21,402
What for?
957
01:05:25,233 --> 01:05:26,539
No reason.
958
01:06:04,898 --> 01:06:05,725
Hey.
959
01:06:08,521 --> 01:06:09,806
Hey, Amy.
960
01:06:10,249 --> 01:06:11,870
What?
961
01:06:14,093 --> 01:06:14,983
You...
962
01:06:15,174 --> 01:06:19,181
You ever wonder what the
meaning of our existence is?
963
01:06:19,816 --> 01:06:22,210
You gotta be kidding.
964
01:06:22,276 --> 01:06:23,390
No.
965
01:06:23,514 --> 01:06:24,946
Really.
966
01:06:25,025 --> 01:06:27,225
Don't you think about it?
967
01:06:27,336 --> 01:06:28,991
Christ, Jordan,
I’m just about to come.
968
01:06:29,015 --> 01:06:31,069
Can we talk about this later?
969
01:06:32,261 --> 01:06:33,568
I guess.
970
01:06:48,354 --> 01:06:50,396
Ow!
971
01:06:50,421 --> 01:06:53,068
What the fuck are you doing?
972
01:06:53,215 --> 01:06:56,214
Relax. You'll like it.
973
01:06:56,641 --> 01:07:00,087
I'm not gonna like your finger
shoved up my shit chute.
974
01:07:00,112 --> 01:07:02,120
That's grodified!
975
01:07:02,145 --> 01:07:03,689
Jordan, will you
stop being so uptight
976
01:07:03,714 --> 01:07:04,689
and live a little?
977
01:07:04,714 --> 01:07:06,371
Jesus.
978
01:07:07,129 --> 01:07:09,234
I don't know, Amy.
979
01:07:11,154 --> 01:07:13,003
Take a walk on the wild side.
980
01:07:14,479 --> 01:07:14,879
Oh.
981
01:07:14,904 --> 01:07:15,904
Trust me.
982
01:07:24,054 --> 01:07:26,243
Oh... Amy...
983
01:07:26,540 --> 01:07:30,421
Just... re... lax.
984
01:07:30,724 --> 01:07:32,199
Oh, Amy.
985
01:07:32,404 --> 01:07:34,025
Ohh!
986
01:07:34,050 --> 01:07:34,877
Unh!
987
01:08:02,598 --> 01:08:03,872
Ohh!
988
01:08:29,091 --> 01:08:31,615
Unh! Unh!
989
01:08:42,823 --> 01:08:43,939
Shit.
990
01:08:43,964 --> 01:08:45,685
What?
991
01:08:46,147 --> 01:08:48,730
What is it?
992
01:08:48,755 --> 01:08:50,610
I gotta pee.
993
01:08:51,033 --> 01:08:53,010
Right now?
994
01:08:54,140 --> 01:08:55,099
It's not like I wanna get up
995
01:08:55,124 --> 01:08:57,352
and go out in the fucking
freezing cold, you know?
996
01:08:57,577 --> 01:09:00,595
When nature calls,
it fucking hollers.
997
01:09:01,355 --> 01:09:04,481
Hey... just go ahead
and let it rip
998
01:09:04,581 --> 01:09:06,080
while we're all cumming.
999
01:09:06,113 --> 01:09:07,610
-Eww.
-Yuck!
1000
01:09:08,011 --> 01:09:10,052
That is so vile and beastly.
1001
01:09:10,077 --> 01:09:12,052
I can't believe any human being
1002
01:09:12,077 --> 01:09:13,308
could even conceive of it.
1003
01:09:13,333 --> 01:09:17,152
Jeez. Little miss
Polly Pureheart.
1004
01:09:18,620 --> 01:09:21,097
You are a demon from hell.
1005
01:09:28,445 --> 01:09:30,517
Girls have no sense
of adventure.
1006
01:09:34,750 --> 01:09:36,151
I guess.
1007
01:09:42,442 --> 01:09:44,003
She better hurry.
1008
01:09:44,126 --> 01:09:46,711
My woody's starting to droop.
1009
01:09:47,826 --> 01:09:49,132
Mine's not.
1010
01:09:56,095 --> 01:09:58,615
What the fuck?
1011
01:09:58,640 --> 01:10:01,253
♪♪ Two little faggots ♪♪
1012
01:10:01,341 --> 01:10:04,052
♪♪ Sittin' in a bed ♪♪
1013
01:10:04,231 --> 01:10:06,655
♪♪ One eatin' ass ♪♪
1014
01:10:06,680 --> 01:10:08,911
♪♪ And the other givin' head ♪♪
1015
01:10:09,041 --> 01:10:11,561
♪♪ Dirty perverted scum ♪♪
1016
01:10:11,805 --> 01:10:14,735
♪♪ Make me see red ♪♪
1017
01:10:14,760 --> 01:10:17,534
♪♪ The world will be a purer place ♪♪
1018
01:10:17,676 --> 01:10:20,048
♪♪ When they're both dead ♪♪
1019
01:10:20,421 --> 01:10:22,960
X, is this your idea?
1020
01:10:22,985 --> 01:10:24,099
Shut up.
1021
01:10:30,704 --> 01:10:32,003
X?
1022
01:10:32,028 --> 01:10:33,590
Where are you, man?
1023
01:10:34,311 --> 01:10:35,311
Guys?
1024
01:10:36,113 --> 01:10:39,144
The other one's back over there.
1025
01:10:40,728 --> 01:10:41,682
Amy?
1026
01:10:43,276 --> 01:10:44,328
X?
1027
01:10:46,368 --> 01:10:48,792
No! Aah!
1028
01:10:59,171 --> 01:11:01,883
Leave her alone! Aah!
1029
01:11:01,908 --> 01:11:03,375
Dan...
1030
01:11:03,478 --> 01:11:05,807
Please fire up
our favorite song.
1031
01:11:10,125 --> 01:11:10,952
Aah!
1032
01:11:12,387 --> 01:11:14,970
I pledge allegiance...
1033
01:11:15,145 --> 01:11:16,831
to the flag...
1034
01:11:16,856 --> 01:11:18,896
of the United States...
1035
01:11:19,435 --> 01:11:21,223
of America...
1036
01:11:21,248 --> 01:11:23,799
and to the republic...
1037
01:11:23,824 --> 01:11:25,928
for which it stands...
1038
01:11:25,953 --> 01:11:27,580
one nation...
1039
01:11:27,605 --> 01:11:28,848
under God...
1040
01:11:28,873 --> 01:11:30,148
indivisible...
1041
01:11:30,173 --> 01:11:31,670
Leave her the fuck alone!
1042
01:11:32,273 --> 01:11:32,983
Aah!
1043
01:11:33,007 --> 01:11:34,611
With liberty...
1044
01:11:34,635 --> 01:11:36,834
and justice...
1045
01:11:39,520 --> 01:11:41,930
You fucking bitch.
1046
01:11:42,849 --> 01:11:44,954
Leave her alone!
1047
01:11:45,676 --> 01:11:46,010
Oh!
1048
01:11:46,035 --> 01:11:48,844
You are gonna pay for that...
1049
01:11:48,869 --> 01:11:50,175
baby.
1050
01:11:53,210 --> 01:11:56,050
Part them succulent
meat curtains, darlin',
1051
01:11:56,075 --> 01:11:59,701
and get ready for the
religious experience of your life.
1052
01:12:00,002 --> 01:12:01,902
You fucking asshole!
1053
01:12:02,193 --> 01:12:04,426
Stop it! Stop it!
1054
01:12:04,793 --> 01:12:05,922
Stop it!
1055
01:12:05,946 --> 01:12:08,738
Just be patient, honey.
You'll get yours.
1056
01:12:09,036 --> 01:12:10,713
That's what your mom said!
1057
01:12:10,738 --> 01:12:12,970
Only I couldn't
hear her as well!
1058
01:12:12,995 --> 01:12:15,810
She had my sperm
gurgling in her mouth!
1059
01:12:20,575 --> 01:12:23,797
Don't... you... ever...
1060
01:12:23,822 --> 01:12:26,508
talk about my mother like that!
1061
01:12:29,210 --> 01:12:31,787
You! You! You!
1062
01:12:32,022 --> 01:12:35,376
You, dude, are gonna die!
1063
01:12:35,401 --> 01:12:37,828
And you, Bambi,
1064
01:12:37,852 --> 01:12:42,160
you lying, filthy, fucking slut,
1065
01:12:42,185 --> 01:12:44,163
you're gonna watch me
1066
01:12:44,188 --> 01:12:47,377
help your little fairy boy toy
1067
01:12:47,401 --> 01:12:50,806
shuffle off this mortal coil!
1068
01:12:57,440 --> 01:13:00,703
Kiss your puny...
1069
01:13:00,844 --> 01:13:02,374
worthless...
1070
01:13:02,399 --> 01:13:05,457
cock... goodbye.
1071
01:13:15,280 --> 01:13:16,123
Aah!
1072
01:13:19,690 --> 01:13:23,360
Any last words, queer?
1073
01:13:24,267 --> 01:13:25,650
Amy...
1074
01:13:27,981 --> 01:13:28,981
I...
1075
01:13:29,181 --> 01:13:30,814
I love...
1076
01:13:41,570 --> 01:13:45,480
Isn't love a many-
splendored thing?
1077
01:13:49,890 --> 01:13:52,120
Wake up, loverboy!
1078
01:13:52,145 --> 01:13:56,280
Open wide and say yummy-yum-yum!
1079
01:13:57,508 --> 01:13:59,070
Ha ha ha!
1080
01:13:59,781 --> 01:14:01,978
Aah!
1081
01:15:42,046 --> 01:15:43,668
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