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Hey, where's this gate thing?

- Up there. - Huh?

How the hell are we supposed to reach it?

Hey, Nanaue! Let me climb up on you!

No.

Hey.

The back of all your necks are flashing. Is that a bad sign?

What? Don't just stand there! You gotta stop these things!

I can't!

I have no control over whether they get reset or not.

Friggin' hell!

How are we supposed to reset the timer, then?

You pray.

Pray that the reset signal is making its way here from the other side.

No goddamn way! You've gotta be kidding!

- Calm down. - Huh?

Based on my estimate,

we've only got a few seconds left until all our heads go kaboom.

- What? - I see.

So, if our heads are still intact after waiting a few seconds...

it's proof that the signal is being sent.

Okay, how much longer we got?

Six, five...

- Tell us this shit earlier! - Four, three...

Two, one...

Guess they didn't just leave us for dead.

Yeah, assuming you actually know how to count!

Well, that means we're good for now, huh?

Hey, anybody feeling hungry? I'm craving an egg salad sandwich!

Well, la dee friggin' da.

Stay sharp, people.

That timer needs to be reset every 72 hours, right?

Don't let it go down to the wire again.

Huh? Like you're one to talk!

The fact they didn't kill you,

means that you're expected to finish the mission.

Are we clear?

Huh? I dunno what you mean.

The mission to establish and protect bridgeheads that are meant to serve

- as the framework for resource acquisition - Ugh.

and research on this world.

Keep in mind that's the only reason why

your heads are still attached to your necks.

Anyway, for the time being, our top priority

is to establish a good relationship with the people of this kingdom.

We'll start by helping to end the war.

If you're saying that we're on a mission for peace, then consider it done.

Fair enough.

There's nothing worse than a movie that just ends halfway through.

I guess I'll have to play along.

I don't roll over like a dog for anyone.

But I'm willing to blow off some steam by kicking the Empire's ass.

Cool.

Shall we get crackin'?

Batter up!

Huh?

Hey! What the hell, man?

Limp-dick.

What?

Dammit!

That won't make more bullets magically appear, you know.

No friggin' duh!

I've been frugal with 'em so far, but nothing lasts forever.

"Frugal," you say?

Ah, look! I made a heart!

Ain't it cute?

I'm actually relieved you won't have access to your dirty weapons anymore.

Huh? Come, say that to my face.

Using a gun is dirty? What are you, a friggin' caveman?

If you wanna fight fair and square,

then challenge 'em to a duel with a glove slap or some shit!

- Huh? - Cut it out, Deadshot.

Sorry. This guy's just an asshole through and through.

And there's no fixing him.

However, guns are Peacemaker and Harley's weapon of choice, too.

So this problem affects us all.

Worst-case scenario, we can just arm ourselves with frying pans or something.

- That'll do the trick. - Whaddya mean?

Whoever's got the frying pan is always the strongest in zombie movies.

I'm not seeing any zombies around here.

All I'm saying is that if it can beat zombies, it can beat anything!

Good grief.

This grand council of idiots won't be solving our problem anytime soon.

We might be doomed.

Come again?

Well, I have an idea.

- For real? - Yeah.

I was originally sent here as part of an advanced team, remember?

You were?

It wasn't important enough for me to commit to memory.

Well, my advance team didn't crash when we first arrived here.

Which means our helicopter and gear should still be in one piece.

Then let's get this show on the road. I can't do jack shit without any ammo.

Hurry and replenish your supplies. We'll go ahead without you.

The only problem is our helicopter landed on a mountain

that's over on the west side.

So we'll have to go back to the fort first.

Even if we leave now, we won't get there until nightfall.

Who the hell cares. I need bullets.

So I'm going whether you like it or not.

Hey, can it wait until after I take a bath?

Hey!

Nobody told me the baths were so damn far away!

Well, good news. We're almost there.

We'll have to wait until tomorrow morning to head for the chopper.

This is where we'll stay the night.

I'm going to need my own cottage, please. And a massage after my bath, too.

Yeah, I'll get right on that.

Huh? You guys came back?

For a bit. Anyways, I'm freakin' starving!

We're just about to throw a dinner party.

Come and join us.

Huh?

Dinner party?

What's the occasion?

That loud and obnoxious knight

gave us some booze as a reward for fighting.

Oh? How generous of him.

What the hell brought that on?

Who knows? But booze is booze. No sense letting it go to waste.

C'mon, boss babe. Have a drink with us.

But, like, doesn't it suck to catch such a raw deal?

They just dragged you all out here to fight a war.

Well, it definitely sucked at first, but not anymore.

Huh?

In exchange for fighting on the frontlines,

they said we could have free reign of this place.

They don't care as long as the Empire doesn't control it.

I figured us villains would just stay villains,

but it don't feel half-bad to have the Kingdom depend on us.

Huh? What are you talking about?

Villains are always villains.

Did you guys drink yourselves stupid or what?

All this just because the Kingdom showed you a little kindness.

Ignorance really is bliss.

Beanstalk!

What are you laughing about?

Nothing. It just figures you guys would feel that way.

Whaddya mean?

You're all strong as hell.

That's why you can't relate to how these other guys feel.

That means you're something special.

No duh, we're special. Who do you think you're talking to?

Are you sure this is what you want?

Haven't you heard? Frying pans are the ultimate weapon!

We'll hold down the fort here.

Yes, see to it, my minions!

Villains never bow down to anyone.

Ain't that right?

And we're villains, just like you guys.

Well, off we go!

- Bye! - Bye-bye.

What is that?

- Shut up. Don't say anything. - Whoa, whoa. Calm down.

- Screw you! - There's the mountain.

No, screw you! Stop talking.

Is that a bird?

Let's head for the summit.

Shit, is this for real?

There's a friggin' dragon using the helicopter for a nest.

So that flying thing was a dragon?

I thought it was a bird.

Of all the places you could've landed, why would you choose a dragon's nest?

I didn't! I had no idea there would be dragons here!

And there wasn't enough time to check!

Ah.

Christ. You've gotta be kidding me.

Well, we've got a team of weaklings with crappy gear.

Not exactly ideal for dragon slaying.

Hold up, isn't slaying the dragon supposed to happen at the climax of the story?

Like a final boss or whatever.

Hey, somebody grab me a huge-ass crossbow.

I saw them use one to kill a dragon in "Game of Thrones."

At any rate, the chopper's fully loaded with weapons and ammo.

We can't just give up and go back now.

Quit telling us what to do. Look, nobody's chickening out.

- Wittle baby! - Fine, then.

Looks like I have to step up to the plate.

What are you gonna do?

Just stand back and watch.

Transform!

Wuzzat? A cat?

Gotta be a dog.

Birdie.

Guess we don't have good chemistry.

Some big shot actor you are. Can't even win over a dragon.

You bastard!

Are you implying I'm some kind of wannabe who's just hamming it up?

- Damn straight! - Well, you and your

- Glad we're on the same page! - broccoli hair can get bent!

- Don't talk to me when you've got - Listen up! I'm well known for

- stupid squiggles for hair! - my natural acting performances!

- Oh, shaddup! - You wouldn't know

- a good performance - Hey, guys? Now's probably not

- if it hit you in the face! - the best time to argue.

Shut the hell up already!

Why don't you- Eh?

Oh!

Fantastic!

Now THIS is an Isekai!

No time for your bullshit! Move it!

Uh-oh!

Ta-da!

It's breathing fire at us!

What do we do now?!

Wait, I'll figure out a plan.

Huh?

Nanaue?!

That's different.

Never seen a dragon go for fish over meat.

Everyone's so health conscious these days.

I can't imagine sharks are part of a good diet, though.

Stop clowning around! We gotta save him!

Oh, jeez.

Use this chance to get the weapons!

Lets move!

You still had ammo?

Just one shot.

That shark's tenacious as hell.

What the?!

Nana!

Is Nana okay?

Hot!

Oh, thank goodness!

How is he still okay after getting hit by all that fire?

Looks like he found a way to avoid becoming a shark steak.

Uh, hey? I think we're in trouble.

Did those flames dry out the mud?

Hey!

Eat this!

Wow.

What'd I tell you? Frying pans for the win!

- Huh...? - Huh...?

Hey! Quit dragging your feet!

Give us those damn weapons!

I'm gonna go take a look!

Huh?!

And touchdown!

She's friggin' nuts.

Check it out. Seems nothing got damaged.

Grab whatever we can use.

This could come in handy.

Hey! Shit's getting crazy down there.

- Oh! - Huh?

That's what I'm talking about!

Get off my ass already!

What the hell's taking them so long?

- Yoo-hoo! - Huh?

Here, special delivery!

Hey, lizard face!

Now!

Now this is how you kill a dragon.

You do very good job.

Me appreciate it.

What a haul! This is great!

Hey, Peacemaker.

How did you get the dragon to stop?

Oh, I used this.

Is that...?

It's her egg, I'd assume.

I see. No wonder that dragon was so desperate.

You took her baby as a hostage?

I'll make an omelette next time.

Gimme that frying pan. I've never tasted dragon egg before.

In your freakin' dreams!

I can't believe you! That's just cruel!

- What are you so mad about? - Sorry, little eggie.

You're okay now.

Omigosh! So adorbs!

Well, it obviously thinks Harley

- Aw, who's a good boy? - is its mom now.

Are newborn dragons...

- You are! - really like baby chicks?

I mean, they're basically birds. Right?

You think I'm your mommy?

- Don't you dare. - Aww, too cute.

- I'm gonna take you home. - It's gonna get huge like its mom.

But it's just a cute little guy for now.

Right?

- Who's a good boy? - Whatever.

Don't come crying to me later.

We gotta give it a name.

How about Arthur?

You like that?

Then, Arthur it is!

My cute, wittle Arthur!

What do baby dragons even eat?

Gotta be fish, right?

Director, this is Rick Flag speaking. Do you copy?

You're still alive, Flag?

Yeah, somehow.

And what about them?

Proceeding with the mission.

I'm currently accompanying Harley and her group.

As it stands, we've established an amicable relationship with the kingdom.

All right. That's good news.

Then let's continue with the plan.

What is the status of the advance team?

They've all joined the enemy ranks.

I see.

Then get rid of them.

Copy that.

Well? Can you get it running?

Nope. This thing's not going anywhere.

That dragon made a real goddamn mess of it.

Guess we're going back on foot.

Let's pack up what we need and leave.

We can just come back for the rest again later.

We won't have to worry about running out of ammo for awhile.

Don't let it make you trigger happy or you'll be sorry later.

I'll feed you when we get back, okay?

Hey, did you guys burn some toast? It smells kinda funny.

That's not good!

What the hell...?

No way. What happened?

Where's Beanstalk and the others?

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