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(tense music)
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- So, Judge, old boy, I
presume I'll be seeing you
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at my fundraising dinner.
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And can I expect a generous contribution?
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- I suppose so, Arthur, so
long as you don't cave in
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to those whining feminists.
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- Oh, don't you worry about me.
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No skirt tells Artie Worth what to do.
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- How about making a
contribution to my campaign?
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- [Mayor] Aerobicide?
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- Hands in the air, old men.
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- I'm not old.
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- Yeah, well we'll see about that.
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Drop and give me 50.
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- What, are you joking, I'm the mayor.
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- Bend, Stretch, help him down.
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And the rest of you,
50 jumping jacks, now.
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- [Bend] Ooh, they're like pinatas.
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- Only we don't have to
wack them with a stick.
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Keep exercising, boys.
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And remember, what good is your
wealth without your health?
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- That was easy as pie.
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- Like taking candy from a baby.
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- Too many sweets will
ruin your figures, girls.
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Magnetic field, up.
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- Don't just stand there,
girls, make her sweat.
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(grunting)
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(exciting music)
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Good thing I went to the gym.
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Okay girls, up and at them,
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we got more men and more
money to muscle in on.
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(dramatic music)
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- Fire.
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- [Narrator] In the light of
day, Darcy Walker is a cop.
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But in the dark of night,
she becomes Black Scorpion.
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Doing with a mask what
she can't do with a badge.
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(dramatic music)
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- [Police Radio] Attention
all available units,
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Aerobicide has just robbed the
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Everly Heights Gentlemen's
Club, she was last seen
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in a white van traveling
south on Angel Avenue.
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She is considered armed
and extremely dangerous.
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(tires screeching)
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- This is unit two niner six
two, I have spotted the suspect
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and I am in pursuit.
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I'm requesting immediate backup.
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(speedy electronic music)
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- Detective Walker responding.
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- This is the police, pull over.
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This is your final warning,
you must pull over.
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- Sounds like somebody
wants to play catch.
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(gunfire)
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- Whoa!
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Women drivers.
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(laughing)
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- Who says I don't have balls?
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- Aerobicide and her girls
aren't your typical women.
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- Now, what does that mean?
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- It means they're
tough, they act like men.
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- You know, I've had a few experiences
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with women like that myself.
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- This is the third men's club
they've robbed this month.
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- You mean they've done this before?
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- What I think the
department could offer me
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a little extra protection.
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After all, I am the mayor.
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- Mayor Worth, we do our best
to protect every citizen.
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- Well, I'm not your average citizen.
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- And we're not your
personal security force.
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- Who let her in here?
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I want to talk to a real detective.
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I want to talk to a man.
- Now, look.
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- Would you excuse us
for a moment, please?
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- He has no right to
criticize how I do my job.
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- No, he doesn't, but I do.
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We'd be arresting somebody right now
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if you hadn't cut me off back there.
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- I didn't mean to cut you off.
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- Well, you should've radioed
that you were in pursuit.
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You have got to learn to follow procedure.
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- And what procedure should I follow
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when I'm being insulted by the mayor?
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- You keep your mouth shut
and you nod your head.
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- Are you saying women
should be seen and not heard?
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- No, I am saying that he is right.
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With Aerobicide knocking off men's clubs,
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we should've had tighter
security around this place.
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- And does this place
require men to stick up
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for each other?
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- What, are you gonna give me
the silent treatment all day?
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- Oh well, women should be seen not heard.
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- Are you coming in or aren't you?
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- No, I'm waiting here.
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I wouldn't want to get in the
way of your investigation.
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- And breathe.
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Okay, girls, that's it for
today, hit the showers.
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- Uh, Ms. Pain?
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- You can call me, Suzy, and you are?
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- Detective Rafferty, Steve
Rafferty, 21st precinct.
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- Is something wrong?
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- A little problem.
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There's a van, athletic
supply van that's registered
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in your name and it was
involved in a robbery,
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armed robbery last night.
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I was wondering if you
knew anything about this?
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- No, you know, only
that the van was stolen.
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- Really, and you didn't report it?
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- Well I was going to, but.
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- But what?
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- Well, you see, I was
afraid because I thought that
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if the thief knew that I reported
it, he would come after me
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and well, I'm not very
good at standing up to men.
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- It wasn't a man that stole your van.
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- Looks like a pitbull on steroids.
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- [Steve] So you've never
seen this woman before?
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- No, and I hope I never do.
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- Alright, thank you, Ms. Pain.
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- Suzy.
- Suzy.
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- Bye.
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- Baby, baby?
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Baby, you're blocking the screen.
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- You know, the spare tires
don't belong on the furniture.
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- What are you talking about,
there ain't no spare tires
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on the furniture.
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- Oh, no?
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Just take a look at that belly.
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- Oh, this?
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That's just more of me to love, girl.
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- Well I don't love it.
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All you do is sit on that couch all day.
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You need some exercise.
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- I do exercise, I lift things.
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- [Veronica] The remote
control doesn't count.
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- Exercise makes me thirsty.
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Why don't you go get me another beer?
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- How about joining the
health club instead?
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- I don't like organized
exercise, it's not good for you.
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- Well, then you just get
comfortable right there
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on that couch,
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because that's where you're
gonna be sleeping from now on.
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(upbeat music)
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- Okay ladies, that's it.
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- [Gym Patron] Sherry,
over here, toss me a towel.
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- You know, when I married my husband,
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I pictured the life of the
idle class to be more idle.
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- I know what you mean, I
spend at least four hours a day
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at the gym trying to look good for my man.
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- Excuse me, ladies, but I couldn't help
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overhearing your conversation.
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- [Woman In Blue] And?
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- And, well you know, I know how you feel.
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- [Woman In Blue] You do?
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- Absolutely, I mean, men
are free to look like hell
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while we're stuck trying
to be beautiful forever.
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- It's not fair.
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- Doesn't it seem like it'll be forever
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before you get your inheritance?
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- Forever and a day.
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- Well you know, there are
ways to speed up the process.
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- There are?
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- When you turn your man's
weakness into your strength.
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- [Woman In Blue] How do you do that?
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- Well you know, I can let you in
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on my trade secret for
let's say, a percentage.
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- A percentage of what?
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- Your inheritance.
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- My wife threatened to
stop sleeping with me
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if I didn't drop 20 pounds.
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- Wow, imagine that, now keep up.
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- I can't, I gotta rest.
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- No resting for you right now.
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- Why?
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- Because you're not in shape.
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- Well, I'd drop dead by
the time I get in shape.
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I don't think that's
what my wife had in mind.
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(dark music)
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- Well, you can rest now, in peace.
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Your wife is gonna love you.
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Your body is looking so
great, keep going, yeah.
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Right, go, yes!
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Yeah, there you go, come
on you little silver fox.
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Come on, move faster, come
on, keep going don't stop.
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More, come on, do it, yes.
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Harder, go, yeah!
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Come on, there you go.
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There you, wow, there you went.
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Well.
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- Over the last four nights,
four of the richest men
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in Everly Heights have
died in their sleep.
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While authorities admit the
coincidences are bizarre,
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they insist they are
just that, coincidences.
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- This is no coincidence.
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The coroner's report says that the bodies
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could've been moved to their own beds.
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- Moved, from where?
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- I don't know, that's
what I have to find out.
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- I can't believe this,
they've turned us down.
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- The gall, how dare they?
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Baby, I won't stand for it.
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- Who's they?
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- Yeah, baby, who's they?
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- The Everly Heights Gym.
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- Oh, I don't want to be a member anyway.
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- Why did they turn you down?
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- Let's see, I'm an
ex-con, she's an ex-hooker,
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and we're both black.
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Did I leave anything else out?
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- Yeah, we don't make enough money.
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- How much is enough?
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- You have to be a millionaire.
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- I admit it's strange
that all these millionaires
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were members of the Everly Heights Gym.
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But we don't have a case against Suzy Pain
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without hard evidence.
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That's why one of you guys
has got to go undercover.
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- Undercover as what?
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- A millionaire.
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- You get to keep the money?
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- No, but you get to keep your jobs.
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- Ah, I'm not interested.
- Me either.
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- Look, I'm asking for a volunteer.
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Do I have to choose a volunteer?
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- Say, Cap, could we vote on this?
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- Fine, whatever gets the job done.
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Oh, and Walker, whoever they pick gets you
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as his gold digging wife.
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- Great.
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- Well, okay, it's a unanimous decision.
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- Well, who is it?
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No way, absolutely not.
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- Come on, Cap, I really don't
think any of us fit the bill
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as an overweight millionaire.
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But we'd be more than happy to keep an eye
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on the squad room for
you while you're gone.
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- Actually, you can keep an
eye on the mayor instead.
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Since you managed to squirm
out of this assignment,
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that leaves you free to
work as security detail.
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- Yeah but you know, Cap,
with Darcy undercover,
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I really don't have a partner.
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- You have two.
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- Well, what's the count?
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- 25 million.
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- That's not enough.
- Enough for what?
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- To bring the men in
this city to their knees.
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We're gonna need another 10.
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- But where, the City of Angels is running
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out of millionaires.
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- I'm Patricia Carlyle at
the home of Malcolm McEnzie,
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the City of Angels newest millionaire.
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- How did it feel to win
the $10 million jackpot?
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- Good, I guess, real good.
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Hi mom.
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- [Patricia] What are you going
to do with all that money?
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- Go out to dinner.
255
00:14:13,910 --> 00:14:14,870
- Is that all?
256
00:14:14,870 --> 00:14:16,213
- Go out to a really big dinner.
257
00:14:16,213 --> 00:14:18,460
- And you've had too many big dinners.
258
00:14:18,460 --> 00:14:21,110
We're gonna join a health
club, maybe get one of those
259
00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:23,120
personal trainer people.
260
00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:28,120
If there's anybody out
there, our number's 555-2677.
261
00:14:28,700 --> 00:14:31,040
- [Patricia] You shouldn't
give your number on the air.
262
00:14:31,040 --> 00:14:34,010
- Oops, I wasn't thinking.
263
00:14:34,010 --> 00:14:34,960
- What else is new?
264
00:14:37,921 --> 00:14:42,090
- Rest easy, when we're through
with your overweight husband
265
00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:46,753
he'll be about $10 million lighter.
266
00:14:48,728 --> 00:14:51,263
- And bend, and stretch,
and bend, and stretch.
267
00:14:56,010 --> 00:14:59,040
- Congratulations Mr. and
Mrs. McEnzie on joining
268
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Everly Heights most exclusive health club.
269
00:15:01,670 --> 00:15:05,267
- Oh, you have no idea how
happy I am you called us back.
270
00:15:05,267 --> 00:15:07,220
- I've been wanting this
big lug to lose some weight
271
00:15:07,220 --> 00:15:08,390
for a while.
272
00:15:08,390 --> 00:15:10,220
- Well, unfortunately,
you're gonna have to wait
273
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a little longer, because
our women are scheduled
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to work out next.
275
00:15:13,720 --> 00:15:16,060
- Well, that's okay, I'll just watch.
276
00:15:16,060 --> 00:15:18,131
- Well I'm sorry, but
that's against club rules.
277
00:15:18,131 --> 00:15:19,854
You know what, come back at three o'clock,
278
00:15:19,854 --> 00:15:22,112
and I'll run you through your own routine.
279
00:15:22,112 --> 00:15:27,112
- Why don't you just go
home and wait for me.
280
00:15:27,286 --> 00:15:28,720
- Home?
281
00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:30,323
Oh right, home.
282
00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:32,800
Ah, can I have the keys?
283
00:15:40,980 --> 00:15:44,620
- That is so cute, you
guys share one set of keys.
284
00:15:44,620 --> 00:15:47,150
- Well, there's more than
one way to control your man.
285
00:15:47,150 --> 00:15:48,703
- Isn't that the truth.
286
00:15:50,740 --> 00:15:53,150
- Okay, we're not gonna let
a little rejection letter
287
00:15:53,150 --> 00:15:56,010
ruin our chances of
physical fitness are we?
288
00:15:56,010 --> 00:15:57,820
- That was my plan.
289
00:15:57,820 --> 00:15:59,899
- Come on, you lump, get
off your rump, come on.
290
00:15:59,899 --> 00:16:02,400
- Baby, no.
- Come on, come on.
291
00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:04,276
Now let's start by
touching our toes, okay?
292
00:16:04,276 --> 00:16:06,093
You ready?
- Nope.
293
00:16:07,845 --> 00:16:10,440
- One.
(groans)
294
00:16:10,440 --> 00:16:12,460
Two.
(groans)
295
00:16:12,460 --> 00:16:13,969
Oh you're doing great,
baby, how do you feel?
296
00:16:13,969 --> 00:16:15,042
- Oh baby, I could do this all day.
297
00:16:15,042 --> 00:16:16,647
- Oh good, come on.
298
00:16:16,647 --> 00:16:18,292
Three.
- Oh yeah.
299
00:16:18,292 --> 00:16:19,935
- Four.
300
00:16:19,935 --> 00:16:20,781
Five.
301
00:16:20,781 --> 00:16:22,466
- Oh, I'm feeling it baby, I'm feeling it.
302
00:16:22,466 --> 00:16:23,977
- Six.
(hoots)
303
00:16:23,977 --> 00:16:27,930
- And 30, wow, Ms. McEnzie,
you're in really good shape.
304
00:16:27,930 --> 00:16:30,430
Were you part of an exercise program?
305
00:16:30,430 --> 00:16:32,523
- Just the academy.
- The academy?
306
00:16:34,130 --> 00:16:35,720
- Of fitness.
307
00:16:35,720 --> 00:16:38,220
- Oh, I just never heard of it.
308
00:16:38,220 --> 00:16:39,920
- It's a mostly male organization.
309
00:16:45,560 --> 00:16:49,090
- Speaking of men, are
you happy with yours?
310
00:16:49,090 --> 00:16:51,090
- Well, that's an awfully
personal question.
311
00:16:51,090 --> 00:16:52,825
- I only ask because a
lot of the other girls
312
00:16:52,825 --> 00:16:55,160
aren't happy with their husbands.
313
00:16:55,160 --> 00:16:56,540
- Oh we have our problems.
314
00:16:56,540 --> 00:16:58,173
- Well, I am a problem-solver.
315
00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:04,220
- You know what, you'll have
to excuse me, Ms. McEnzie,
316
00:17:04,220 --> 00:17:06,640
but I do have to take care of something.
317
00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:09,290
- Is everything okay?
- Everything's great.
318
00:17:09,290 --> 00:17:12,390
Why don't you give me 50 jumping jacks.
319
00:17:12,390 --> 00:17:13,223
- Okay.
320
00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:20,920
- She's a cop?
321
00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:23,325
- Yeah, I bet her fatso husband is too.
322
00:17:23,325 --> 00:17:25,840
- Well, we'd better make
them go bye-bye then.
323
00:17:25,840 --> 00:17:26,870
- She's one of us, isn't she?
324
00:17:26,870 --> 00:17:29,363
- Well, a cop's a cop,
even if she is a woman.
325
00:17:35,080 --> 00:17:36,377
- Hi honey, I'm home.
326
00:17:38,117 --> 00:17:39,420
- How was your workout?
327
00:17:39,420 --> 00:17:43,810
- Oh, tiring, I had a hard
time keeping up with Suzy.
328
00:17:43,810 --> 00:17:45,067
I don't envy you.
329
00:17:45,067 --> 00:17:47,048
- What are you talking about?
330
00:17:47,048 --> 00:17:50,183
- Oh, you gotta a private
session with her in half an hour.
331
00:17:52,395 --> 00:17:54,978
(upbeat music)
332
00:17:57,850 --> 00:18:01,238
- Do you think that you
could do 25 miles per hour?
333
00:18:01,238 --> 00:18:03,300
- Sure, no problem.
334
00:18:03,300 --> 00:18:05,980
- Great, you know what,
I'll be back in a bit.
335
00:18:05,980 --> 00:18:08,120
- You're gonna just
leave me on this thing?
336
00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:11,023
- I have to take care of
someone, I mean, something.
337
00:18:12,620 --> 00:18:13,453
I'll be back.
338
00:18:25,886 --> 00:18:28,553
(ominous music)
339
00:18:47,610 --> 00:18:48,463
- She's gone.
340
00:18:50,910 --> 00:18:52,253
- This isn't that tough.
341
00:18:53,620 --> 00:18:54,683
I can handle it.
342
00:18:57,739 --> 00:18:58,572
What the?
343
00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:01,700
- [Computer Voice] This
Exercycle has an extra added
344
00:19:01,700 --> 00:19:03,290
incentive to help you lose weight.
345
00:19:03,290 --> 00:19:06,393
If you drop below 25 miles per
hour, you'll be electrocuted.
346
00:19:09,625 --> 00:19:10,458
- Oh boy.
347
00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:18,530
- I hear you girls like to workout.
348
00:19:18,530 --> 00:19:20,040
- Black Scorpion.
349
00:19:20,040 --> 00:19:21,810
- Maybe you'd like to show me a few moves.
350
00:19:21,810 --> 00:19:23,160
- Bend and Stretch.
351
00:19:23,160 --> 00:19:24,320
- I know those already.
352
00:19:24,320 --> 00:19:25,570
- Get her.
353
00:19:25,570 --> 00:19:28,823
- Bend and Stretch, you're
about to become Twist and Shout.
354
00:19:31,843 --> 00:19:34,593
(exciting music)
355
00:19:45,780 --> 00:19:48,610
Looks like it's just
you and me, Aerobicide.
356
00:19:48,610 --> 00:19:51,223
- Yeah, well I could
use a little exercise.
357
00:19:58,040 --> 00:20:00,113
One, and two, and three.
358
00:20:06,060 --> 00:20:07,883
One, two, three, and.
359
00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:14,983
One, and two, and three, and.
360
00:20:19,100 --> 00:20:20,810
Tired already, Black Scorpion?
361
00:20:20,810 --> 00:20:23,633
- No, I have plenty of energy.
362
00:20:26,968 --> 00:20:28,400
You're not human.
363
00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:31,253
- That's right, I'm an exercise machine.
364
00:20:33,760 --> 00:20:34,790
- Let's finish her off.
365
00:20:34,790 --> 00:20:36,047
- No.
- Why not?
366
00:20:36,047 --> 00:20:38,890
- Because Black Scorpion
and I are a lot alike,
367
00:20:38,890 --> 00:20:40,930
she's just a little misguided.
368
00:20:40,930 --> 00:20:42,240
- [Bend] So, what should we do?
369
00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:46,293
- Walker's not here, I've got
prepares to make, let's go.
370
00:20:56,090 --> 00:20:57,739
- Strickland.
371
00:20:57,739 --> 00:21:02,406
(dark music)
(panting)
372
00:21:10,684 --> 00:21:13,712
- Captain, I don't think you're
supposed to go that fast.
373
00:21:13,712 --> 00:21:15,728
- If I don't, I'll be electrocuted.
374
00:21:15,728 --> 00:21:16,561
- What?
375
00:21:17,737 --> 00:21:20,083
- I have to pedal at
least 25 miles per hour.
376
00:21:21,140 --> 00:21:23,137
- You gotta go faster.
- I don't think I can.
377
00:21:26,229 --> 00:21:28,260
You're gonna put me out of my misery?
378
00:21:28,260 --> 00:21:30,537
- Hold still.
- I wish I could.
379
00:21:33,830 --> 00:21:35,497
- Get ready to jump.
380
00:21:45,690 --> 00:21:46,600
Keep your eyes open.
381
00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:48,440
- Ooh, if my eyes open any more
382
00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:50,423
they're gonna pop out of my head.
383
00:21:51,590 --> 00:21:52,970
- Argyle, come on, you're supposed
384
00:21:52,970 --> 00:21:54,870
to be helping me find Suzy.
385
00:21:54,870 --> 00:21:56,150
- I'm not your partner.
386
00:21:56,150 --> 00:21:57,823
Check that out over there.
387
00:21:58,966 --> 00:22:02,000
Boy, I wish I had x-ray
vision, so I can look at that.
388
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:03,207
- Argyle, that's her.
389
00:22:03,207 --> 00:22:05,387
- That's who?
- Suzy.
390
00:22:05,387 --> 00:22:06,537
- [Argyle] That's Suzy?
391
00:22:08,118 --> 00:22:09,323
Suzy's fine.
392
00:22:09,323 --> 00:22:10,406
Baby, I just.
393
00:22:12,810 --> 00:22:14,503
Argyle's Garage is that way.
394
00:22:34,465 --> 00:22:37,415
- [Cyclist] Hey, hey, hey where
are you going with my bike?
395
00:22:40,868 --> 00:22:43,868
(suspenseful music)
396
00:23:31,260 --> 00:23:33,380
- Ms. McEnzie, what are you doing here?
397
00:23:33,380 --> 00:23:36,263
- It's Detective Walker,
and you're under arrest.
398
00:23:37,140 --> 00:23:38,160
- For what?
399
00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:40,890
- Exercise with intent to kill.
400
00:23:40,890 --> 00:23:42,043
- She has killed.
401
00:23:42,043 --> 00:23:44,760
- Darce, what are you talking about?
402
00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:46,470
- She's Aerobicide.
403
00:23:46,470 --> 00:23:48,140
- This is ridiculous.
404
00:23:48,140 --> 00:23:49,872
- Well, how do you explain
the fact that your bike
405
00:23:49,872 --> 00:23:51,740
nearly killed me?
406
00:23:51,740 --> 00:23:53,500
- Aerobicide must've rigged it.
407
00:23:53,500 --> 00:23:55,250
- Then why did you run
from me on the beach?
408
00:23:55,250 --> 00:23:56,710
- I didn't know you were chasing me,
409
00:23:56,710 --> 00:23:58,420
I was listening to music.
410
00:23:58,420 --> 00:23:59,540
- Then we should have your ears checked
411
00:23:59,540 --> 00:24:01,408
and I want her to have a full physical.
412
00:24:01,408 --> 00:24:05,440
- Darcy, this poor girl
has been through enough.
413
00:24:05,440 --> 00:24:07,063
- Yeah, her and me both.
414
00:24:08,120 --> 00:24:10,853
- Either press charges or let me go.
415
00:24:12,690 --> 00:24:14,520
- Let her go.
- Captain?
416
00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:16,600
- We don't have enough evidence.
417
00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:17,503
- Not yet.
418
00:24:19,010 --> 00:24:22,100
- So, what's a nice girl like you doing
419
00:24:22,100 --> 00:24:23,870
in a place like this?
420
00:24:23,870 --> 00:24:25,120
- Artie it's me, Babette.
421
00:24:26,336 --> 00:24:28,910
You told me to meet you here, remember?
422
00:24:28,910 --> 00:24:30,993
- Babette, I was role-playing.
423
00:24:32,107 --> 00:24:32,940
- Oh.
424
00:24:34,350 --> 00:24:37,135
Then, how can we role play with him here?
425
00:24:37,135 --> 00:24:39,493
- Oh, oh yeah, right.
426
00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:41,640
Up and at them.
427
00:24:41,640 --> 00:24:44,900
Alright boys, up and at them.
428
00:24:44,900 --> 00:24:46,943
- Up against the wall.
- I'm up.
429
00:24:48,156 --> 00:24:49,460
Slugger?
430
00:24:49,460 --> 00:24:51,291
- Lucky for me he's in the bathroom.
431
00:24:51,291 --> 00:24:53,610
- What do you think you're doing?
432
00:24:53,610 --> 00:24:55,983
- I'm frisking her.
- Yeah, but why?
433
00:24:55,983 --> 00:24:57,335
- (giggles) That tickles.
434
00:24:57,335 --> 00:25:00,440
- We're in a men's club and
she's a suspicious woman,
435
00:25:00,440 --> 00:25:02,093
we're supposed to be on the alert.
436
00:25:03,170 --> 00:25:04,940
- You should arrest Artie's wife,
437
00:25:04,940 --> 00:25:06,900
she's been suspicious of us for years--
438
00:25:06,900 --> 00:25:08,453
- Babette, shh. (shushing)
439
00:25:08,453 --> 00:25:12,640
Alright, let's call it a night.
440
00:25:15,700 --> 00:25:17,420
- [Specs] I'm not done frisking you.
441
00:25:17,420 --> 00:25:21,523
- I'll take it from here, city business.
442
00:25:24,460 --> 00:25:27,333
- [Specs] Hey Rafferty, where you going?
443
00:25:28,395 --> 00:25:30,500
- I'm gonna go down to
O'Brien's, get a drink.
444
00:25:30,500 --> 00:25:32,244
- Good idea, partner.
445
00:25:32,244 --> 00:25:33,602
- What did you say?
446
00:25:33,602 --> 00:25:35,210
- He said good idea.
447
00:25:35,210 --> 00:25:36,060
- Partner.
448
00:25:36,060 --> 00:25:38,793
- No, no, don't ever use
that word with me, please.
449
00:25:44,290 --> 00:25:46,763
- Attention ladies, now
you've all paid a price
450
00:25:46,763 --> 00:25:50,360
to be here today, I know I've paid mine.
451
00:25:50,360 --> 00:25:52,320
When I was a little girl, I was told that
452
00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:56,373
in order to be happy, you
had to marry a rich man,
453
00:25:57,380 --> 00:26:00,730
so what did I do, I exercised.
454
00:26:00,730 --> 00:26:02,990
No pain, no gain is what I told myself.
455
00:26:02,990 --> 00:26:06,404
But you know, I went too far,
I destroyed all the joints
456
00:26:06,404 --> 00:26:09,370
in my arms and legs to the point
457
00:26:09,370 --> 00:26:11,100
where I could no longer move.
458
00:26:11,100 --> 00:26:13,970
The doctors, all men by the way, told me
459
00:26:13,970 --> 00:26:17,020
that I would never walk again,
460
00:26:17,020 --> 00:26:19,400
but they were wrong.
(clanking)
461
00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:21,050
You know what I learned that day,
462
00:26:24,050 --> 00:26:29,050
that what doesn't kill
us, makes us stronger.
463
00:26:29,350 --> 00:26:32,608
And I know that I am stronger than any man
464
00:26:32,608 --> 00:26:34,313
in the City of Angels.
465
00:26:35,795 --> 00:26:39,930
They're gonna wake up with a
different kind of a hangover.
466
00:26:39,930 --> 00:26:41,830
They're gonna start the
first part of their day
467
00:26:41,830 --> 00:26:46,750
missing the most important
part of their masculinity,
468
00:26:46,750 --> 00:26:48,129
their testosterone.
469
00:26:48,129 --> 00:26:49,497
(cheering)
470
00:26:49,497 --> 00:26:54,280
My dear sisters, the city
is ours for the taking.
471
00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:58,003
And we will rule an iron fist, mine.
472
00:27:03,307 --> 00:27:04,400
Sorry to interrupt.
473
00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:06,400
- No, no, not you again.
474
00:27:07,530 --> 00:27:11,010
- Hey, this is a men's club,
you're not supposed to be here.
475
00:27:11,010 --> 00:27:12,310
- Oh, and neither are you.
476
00:27:15,436 --> 00:27:18,200
- Hey, what are you doing, what are you--
477
00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:20,461
- Get over here.
478
00:27:20,461 --> 00:27:22,461
Here, drink this.
- What?
479
00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:26,300
I think I'd prefer a cuddling.
480
00:27:26,300 --> 00:27:27,550
- Oh, you'll prefer this.
481
00:27:30,583 --> 00:27:33,303
There you go, down the hatch, good.
482
00:27:36,097 --> 00:27:38,530
(burps)
483
00:27:38,530 --> 00:27:39,980
How do you feel?
484
00:27:39,980 --> 00:27:44,794
- Well, I feel, I feel like crying.
485
00:27:44,794 --> 00:27:46,473
- Good, then it's working.
486
00:27:47,620 --> 00:27:50,260
- Your presence here is very distressing.
487
00:27:50,260 --> 00:27:55,260
- Aww, maybe you should
make a distress call.
488
00:27:55,870 --> 00:27:58,537
- Yeah, I think I should.
- Yeah.
489
00:27:59,650 --> 00:28:01,330
- [Police Radio] Attention all units,
490
00:28:01,330 --> 00:28:04,300
we've received a distress
call from Mayor Worth
491
00:28:04,300 --> 00:28:06,650
at the Everly Heights Gentleman's Club.
492
00:28:14,028 --> 00:28:16,778
(dramatic music)
493
00:28:20,349 --> 00:28:21,620
(whimpering)
494
00:28:21,620 --> 00:28:24,080
- I got your distress call, what's wrong?
495
00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:26,670
- Look what you've done to my floor.
496
00:28:26,670 --> 00:28:27,880
- What?
497
00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:29,103
- I just swept it.
498
00:28:30,621 --> 00:28:33,288
(serious music)
499
00:28:37,980 --> 00:28:39,670
- You can't beat me, Black Scorpion.
500
00:28:39,670 --> 00:28:42,350
So you know, why don't you just join me?
501
00:28:42,350 --> 00:28:43,790
- I fight crime.
502
00:28:43,790 --> 00:28:46,100
- So do I, it's a crime
that women have been
503
00:28:46,100 --> 00:28:48,560
left out of power for so long.
504
00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:50,700
- You mean this is some
kind of woman's movement?
505
00:28:50,700 --> 00:28:52,660
- Oh, the men are the ones who are moving,
506
00:28:52,660 --> 00:28:55,700
out of office into the
kitchen where they belong.
507
00:28:55,700 --> 00:28:57,560
Clean up the ashes, Artie.
508
00:28:57,560 --> 00:28:59,863
- Work, work, work, that's all I ever do.
509
00:29:01,310 --> 00:29:04,580
- I suppose I've had my
problems with men in power,
510
00:29:04,580 --> 00:29:05,483
the men in blue.
511
00:29:06,350 --> 00:29:09,573
- I could use a woman with
your combat skills on my side.
512
00:29:10,950 --> 00:29:12,973
- Alright, I'll join you.
513
00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:14,710
- It's just not that easy,
514
00:29:14,710 --> 00:29:17,170
see, first you gotta pass a little test.
515
00:29:17,170 --> 00:29:19,030
- What kind of test?
516
00:29:19,030 --> 00:29:21,323
- Bring me a male cop alive.
517
00:29:29,990 --> 00:29:32,290
- Drinking and driving
is bad for your health.
518
00:29:40,499 --> 00:29:42,800
- So I guess a kick in
the jaw is your idea
519
00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:44,143
of preventative medicine.
520
00:29:49,890 --> 00:29:51,840
- Looks like I'm the designated driver.
521
00:29:55,770 --> 00:29:58,300
- You've done well, Black Scorpion.
522
00:29:58,300 --> 00:30:01,330
Now, kill him.
523
00:30:01,330 --> 00:30:02,380
- Why?
524
00:30:02,380 --> 00:30:05,183
- To prove your undying
loyalty to our cause.
525
00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:15,800
- I didn't think you'd do it.
526
00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:18,060
- Now do you believe me?
- Yes.
527
00:30:18,060 --> 00:30:19,810
And you will be rewarded.
528
00:30:19,810 --> 00:30:22,030
Bend, Stretch, clean that up.
529
00:30:22,030 --> 00:30:25,573
- Wait, I can clean up my own mess.
530
00:30:32,170 --> 00:30:33,483
Wake up, Prince Charming.
531
00:30:41,930 --> 00:30:45,440
- Just how are you going to
take all the power from the men?
532
00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:48,300
- Yeah, they're not gonna
step down without a fight.
533
00:30:48,300 --> 00:30:50,470
- Girls, girls, girls.
534
00:30:50,470 --> 00:30:52,000
- Yes?
535
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:54,373
Oh, talking to them.
536
00:30:55,260 --> 00:30:57,750
- Why do you think that
we've taken all the time
537
00:30:57,750 --> 00:30:59,913
to accumulate this wealth?
538
00:31:01,048 --> 00:31:02,493
- Because we're greedy.
539
00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:08,273
- No, because commercial
time is expensive.
540
00:31:09,150 --> 00:31:11,270
- What are we advertising?
541
00:31:11,270 --> 00:31:12,766
- [Announcer] Extra Lite, a manly beer
542
00:31:12,766 --> 00:31:14,930
made exclusively for men.
543
00:31:14,930 --> 00:31:18,120
A full-bodied, no calorie
beer, extra light.
544
00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:20,533
Drink the liquor that gives me vigor.
545
00:31:21,430 --> 00:31:23,870
- Give me this.
- Hey, hey, hey.
546
00:31:23,870 --> 00:31:26,970
- Drink a beer is not part
of my exercise program.
547
00:31:26,970 --> 00:31:29,926
- It's okay, baby, Extra Lite is no cal.
548
00:31:29,926 --> 00:31:33,070
It actually helps you get
into shape while you drink it.
549
00:31:33,070 --> 00:31:35,773
And, it's only $1.50 a six-pack.
550
00:31:37,644 --> 00:31:38,840
- Give me this.
551
00:31:42,430 --> 00:31:43,263
- Hey Rafferty.
552
00:31:43,263 --> 00:31:45,990
- Oh, look, please guys
I'm not in the mood, okay?
553
00:31:45,990 --> 00:31:47,980
- We heard you got
kidnapped by Black Scorpion.
554
00:31:47,980 --> 00:31:49,150
- Yeah, you okay?
555
00:31:49,150 --> 00:31:50,680
- You know, she could've killed me.
556
00:31:50,680 --> 00:31:52,060
She could've killed me but she didn't,
557
00:31:52,060 --> 00:31:52,893
and I can't figure out why.
558
00:31:52,893 --> 00:31:55,080
- You know, as your partners,
we should've been there
559
00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:56,280
to back you up.
560
00:31:56,280 --> 00:31:58,980
- From now on, wherever you go, we go.
561
00:31:58,980 --> 00:32:00,323
- Whatever you do, we do.
562
00:32:02,660 --> 00:32:04,930
- So, what are we gonna do?
563
00:32:04,930 --> 00:32:07,256
- Well, I was just gonna sit here,
564
00:32:07,256 --> 00:32:09,983
have a few drinks, contemplate.
565
00:32:12,210 --> 00:32:17,093
- Bartender, can we get three Extra Lites?
566
00:32:19,850 --> 00:32:21,100
- Cap, you okay?
567
00:32:21,100 --> 00:32:25,090
- Yeah, just my dogs are
barking after that exercycle.
568
00:32:25,090 --> 00:32:25,923
- You want me to go out and get you
569
00:32:25,923 --> 00:32:27,660
some of them fluffly slippers?
570
00:32:27,660 --> 00:32:28,550
- Huh?
571
00:32:28,550 --> 00:32:30,000
- I could give you a foot massage.
572
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:31,980
- Get away from me.
573
00:32:31,980 --> 00:32:33,030
What's the matter with you two?
574
00:32:33,030 --> 00:32:35,450
- Nothing, we just care about you, Cap.
575
00:32:35,450 --> 00:32:36,920
- You've been more than a Captain to us,
576
00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:38,820
you've been like our father.
577
00:32:38,820 --> 00:32:40,990
- Will you two stop acting like morons.
578
00:32:40,990 --> 00:32:43,330
You've got 10 seconds to get back to work.
579
00:32:43,330 --> 00:32:46,010
One, two, three.
580
00:32:46,010 --> 00:32:48,138
- God, that man could be so cold.
581
00:32:48,138 --> 00:32:49,493
- Cap, it's for you.
582
00:32:53,762 --> 00:32:54,980
- What do you want?
583
00:32:54,980 --> 00:32:57,860
Oh, Mr. Mayor, it's you.
584
00:32:57,860 --> 00:32:59,453
Yes, sir, I'm listening.
585
00:33:00,370 --> 00:33:02,960
- Rafferty, late night last night?
586
00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:05,900
- I went out drinking
with Specs and Slugger.
587
00:33:05,900 --> 00:33:08,510
- You mean you hang out with
those guys on your own time?
588
00:33:08,510 --> 00:33:12,120
- You know, contrary to popular opinion,
589
00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:16,233
these are two very caring,
sensitive gentlemen.
590
00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:21,330
- That was the mayor on the phone.
591
00:33:21,330 --> 00:33:23,680
He just relieved me of my command.
592
00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:24,870
- What?
593
00:33:24,870 --> 00:33:26,020
- That's awful.
594
00:33:26,020 --> 00:33:29,453
- How could he do that to you? (sobbing)
595
00:33:31,305 --> 00:33:34,080
- You think that's funny, huh guys?
596
00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:35,700
Well, you won't be laughing when you hear
597
00:33:35,700 --> 00:33:37,080
who your new boss is.
598
00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:38,683
- Who?
- Black Scorpion.
599
00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:48,403
- I am so proud of you, Arthur.
600
00:33:48,403 --> 00:33:50,130
- Hey, you're not gonna hurt me, are you?
601
00:33:50,130 --> 00:33:51,404
- Of course not.
602
00:33:51,404 --> 00:33:53,170
As long as you do as you're told,
603
00:33:53,170 --> 00:33:54,480
I won't harm a hair on your head.
604
00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:55,360
- Oh good.
605
00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:56,490
- Have some more beer.
606
00:33:56,490 --> 00:33:58,380
- Anything you say, Aerobicide.
607
00:33:58,380 --> 00:34:00,393
Or, should I call you Madame Mayor.
608
00:34:04,010 --> 00:34:08,980
- Now, the only thing that stands in way
609
00:34:08,980 --> 00:34:13,980
are those non-beer drinking
men in power, the old fogies.
610
00:34:14,970 --> 00:34:16,980
- But if they don't drink the beer,
611
00:34:16,980 --> 00:34:18,760
how do we get rid of them?
612
00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:20,454
- I guess we'll have to eliminate them
613
00:34:20,454 --> 00:34:24,233
the old-fashioned way, exercise.
614
00:34:25,102 --> 00:34:27,352
(laughing)
615
00:34:33,810 --> 00:34:35,740
- What has gotten into him?
616
00:34:35,740 --> 00:34:39,220
- I don't know, he's been
an absolute peach today.
617
00:34:39,220 --> 00:34:42,100
He's been exercising,
he cooked me breakfast
618
00:34:42,100 --> 00:34:43,720
and now this.
619
00:34:43,720 --> 00:34:45,050
- You know something, Steve's been acting
620
00:34:45,050 --> 00:34:46,563
pretty strange lately, too.
621
00:34:47,810 --> 00:34:50,620
- I'd offer you a beer,
but Argyle drank them all.
622
00:34:50,620 --> 00:34:53,323
Maybe that's why he's
being so sweet, he's drunk.
623
00:34:54,710 --> 00:34:57,206
- You know something, Veronica,
I think you might be right.
624
00:34:57,206 --> 00:34:58,039
- About what?
625
00:34:58,039 --> 00:34:59,553
- I think Argyle is drunk.
626
00:35:01,150 --> 00:35:03,743
Can I borrow him for a little while?
627
00:35:03,743 --> 00:35:05,528
- Just let him finish sweeping.
628
00:35:05,528 --> 00:35:08,361
(clearing throat)
629
00:35:10,104 --> 00:35:11,330
- Feeling any better?
630
00:35:11,330 --> 00:35:12,943
- What I'm feeling is hungover.
631
00:35:14,470 --> 00:35:16,923
Maybe, I should have another beer.
632
00:35:18,370 --> 00:35:20,890
- No, not until you find out what's in it.
633
00:35:20,890 --> 00:35:22,840
- It's beer, true blue.
634
00:35:22,840 --> 00:35:27,840
Yeast, alcohol, and whoa, what is this?
635
00:35:29,510 --> 00:35:33,793
Extra Lite contains a strange
testosterone robbing agent.
636
00:35:34,863 --> 00:35:36,590
- Are you sure?
637
00:35:36,590 --> 00:35:40,270
- Believe me, it hits a
man right where it counts.
638
00:35:40,270 --> 00:35:42,863
And what's worse, it's addictive.
639
00:35:43,950 --> 00:35:45,356
- Argyle.
640
00:35:45,356 --> 00:35:47,410
- What, it's research.
641
00:35:47,410 --> 00:35:49,660
- So, if men drink Extra Lite, then.
642
00:35:49,660 --> 00:35:51,203
- We become wimps.
643
00:35:52,070 --> 00:35:54,530
- That's it, that's how Aerobicide plans
644
00:35:54,530 --> 00:35:56,100
to take over the city.
645
00:35:56,100 --> 00:35:58,470
There's got to be some
way to stop that robot.
646
00:35:58,470 --> 00:35:59,560
- Robot?
647
00:35:59,560 --> 00:36:01,470
- She's not a robot
exactly, but she does have
648
00:36:01,470 --> 00:36:03,390
a mechanical arm and a leg.
649
00:36:03,390 --> 00:36:07,000
- A cyborg, then why didn't you say so?
650
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:10,550
If she's part machine,
she's also part computer
651
00:36:10,550 --> 00:36:13,880
which means somewhere
underneath that hunk of junk
652
00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:15,190
there's a control chip.
653
00:36:15,190 --> 00:36:17,910
- Right, and if I can get to the chip,
654
00:36:17,910 --> 00:36:19,543
- You can get to the chick.
655
00:36:21,097 --> 00:36:24,180
(smooth jazzy music)
656
00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:28,460
- Thank you, Judge, for
that generous contribution.
657
00:36:28,460 --> 00:36:31,110
- Excuse me, Mr. Mayor, sir.
658
00:36:31,110 --> 00:36:32,450
- What is it, Strickland?
659
00:36:32,450 --> 00:36:34,877
- Well, I don't mean to be rude, but,
660
00:36:34,877 --> 00:36:37,850
are you out of your damn mind replacing me
661
00:36:37,850 --> 00:36:39,308
with Black Scorpion?
662
00:36:39,308 --> 00:36:43,667
- There's no reason to take
that tone of voice with me.
663
00:36:43,667 --> 00:36:45,870
- What's gotten into you?
664
00:36:45,870 --> 00:36:48,944
I mean, everybody's such a
wussy tonight, why is that?
665
00:36:48,944 --> 00:36:51,430
- Well, I have no idea
what you're talking about.
666
00:36:51,430 --> 00:36:54,933
Now, if you'll excuse me, I
have an announcement to make.
667
00:36:57,430 --> 00:36:58,633
Excuse me, gentlemen.
668
00:36:59,840 --> 00:37:03,230
In order for there to be a strong mayor,
669
00:37:03,230 --> 00:37:05,300
you have to have strong supporters.
670
00:37:05,300 --> 00:37:09,280
And that's what I have here
tonight, strong supporters.
671
00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:11,740
Now to celebrate that
strength, why don't we
672
00:37:11,740 --> 00:37:15,263
cap off the evening with
a round of exercise.
673
00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:21,240
Now don't be afraid of Aerobicide here,
674
00:37:21,240 --> 00:37:23,100
she's on my campaign.
675
00:37:23,100 --> 00:37:25,763
- Alright, old men,
now get ready to sweat.
676
00:37:27,470 --> 00:37:30,110
- This specially-modified remote control
677
00:37:30,110 --> 00:37:31,820
should do the trick.
678
00:37:31,820 --> 00:37:35,390
- Oh no, now he's turned
you into a couch potato too.
679
00:37:35,390 --> 00:37:36,940
- No, baby, I'm just showing her how
680
00:37:36,940 --> 00:37:38,530
to use the remote control.
681
00:37:38,530 --> 00:37:40,093
- Well, you are the expert.
682
00:37:44,610 --> 00:37:46,590
- I'm Patricia Carlyle reporting live
683
00:37:46,590 --> 00:37:48,870
from the Everly Heights Gentlemen's Club
684
00:37:48,870 --> 00:37:52,033
where Aerobicide is attempting
some kind of workout.
685
00:37:53,638 --> 00:37:56,388
(exciting music)
686
00:38:03,551 --> 00:38:05,709
(dark music)
(panting)
687
00:38:05,709 --> 00:38:08,920
- Okay, guys, follow my lead.
688
00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:10,720
- Why don't you follow mine instead?
689
00:38:12,980 --> 00:38:15,870
- Black Scorpion, I thought
that you supported our cause.
690
00:38:15,870 --> 00:38:17,370
- I don't support murder.
691
00:38:17,370 --> 00:38:19,980
- Bend, Stretch, show Black Scorpion
692
00:38:19,980 --> 00:38:22,158
how we deal with traitors.
693
00:38:22,158 --> 00:38:27,158
(gunfire)
(action-packed music)
694
00:38:39,780 --> 00:38:42,180
- Let's see how you do
without your towel girls.
695
00:38:44,131 --> 00:38:47,798
(dramatic electronic music)
696
00:39:09,150 --> 00:39:11,943
Drop and give me 50.
(beeping)
697
00:39:13,930 --> 00:39:16,030
- What are you doing to me?
698
00:39:16,030 --> 00:39:18,173
- Giving you a dose of your own exercise.
699
00:39:22,004 --> 00:39:24,286
Remember, what good's your wealth
700
00:39:24,286 --> 00:39:26,786
if you don't have your health.
701
00:39:31,591 --> 00:39:33,758
(zapping)
702
00:39:45,920 --> 00:39:46,753
Suzy.
703
00:39:49,750 --> 00:39:52,530
- You see, Black Scorpion,
you and I are just alike.
704
00:39:52,530 --> 00:39:54,080
- How do you figure that?
705
00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:55,850
- My mask gave me the courage to fight
706
00:39:55,850 --> 00:39:58,270
for what I believe in, just like you.
707
00:39:58,270 --> 00:40:00,340
- Hiding behind a mask
doesn't give you courage,
708
00:40:00,340 --> 00:40:01,730
it just gives you pain.
709
00:40:01,730 --> 00:40:03,613
- No pain, no gain.
710
00:40:08,825 --> 00:40:12,158
(police sirens wailing)
711
00:40:16,349 --> 00:40:20,099
- Black Scorpion, this
is your final warning.
712
00:40:23,397 --> 00:40:25,564
(gunfire)
713
00:40:42,614 --> 00:40:44,947
(screaming)
714
00:41:11,128 --> 00:41:12,920
- [Captain] Slugger, why don't you run out
715
00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:13,960
and get me those slippers?
716
00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:15,280
- Yeah, that's gonna happen.
717
00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:17,345
Get out of the way, we're
trying to play ball.
718
00:41:17,345 --> 00:41:20,878
- Specs, what about that
foot massage you offered.
719
00:41:20,878 --> 00:41:22,497
- [Specs] (scoffs) Anyway.
720
00:41:22,497 --> 00:41:25,210
- Here we go, here we go, here we go.
721
00:41:25,210 --> 00:41:27,677
Hey, that's a run.
- I'm better than you.
722
00:41:30,110 --> 00:41:31,800
- Things are definitely back to normal.
723
00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:35,060
- Or at least it will be when
you and I are partners again.
724
00:41:35,060 --> 00:41:37,260
- What, is that an apology that I hear?
725
00:41:37,260 --> 00:41:40,490
- No, no, but this is.
726
00:41:40,490 --> 00:41:44,010
I think I've been taking
you for granted lately,
727
00:41:44,010 --> 00:41:46,910
and I wanted to let you know
that I value our partnership.
728
00:41:48,510 --> 00:41:51,290
You're the best partner a guy could have.
729
00:41:51,290 --> 00:41:52,123
- Thank you.
730
00:41:53,330 --> 00:41:55,390
- The city's gyms are safe once again
731
00:41:55,390 --> 00:41:57,900
now that Aerobicide was exercised to death
732
00:41:57,900 --> 00:41:59,200
by Black Scorpion.
733
00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:00,790
- See, baby, what did I tell you?
734
00:42:00,790 --> 00:42:02,527
Too much exercise could kill you.
735
00:42:10,317 --> 00:42:13,817
(speedy electronic music)
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