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LATE NIGHT WITH BUTT-HEAD

Get up Butt-Head, get up!

Hey, Butt-Head, put on that old guy that likes to break stuff.

- What? - You know, that guy, that Letterdude.

- It's Letterman, buttmunch. - Yeah, yeah. Put him on.

Maybe he'll break something.

Here it is tonight's top ten list from the home office in Sioux City, Iowa.

Tonight's category: top ten ways... to break stuff.

Cool.

Hey Beavis...

we could do that. Why can't we have our own show?

Yeah yeah, and get lotsa money. And chicks, like that Letterdude.

Yeah.

Money and chicks!

Hey Beavis,

it sure is cool having money and chicks.

- That would be cool! - Yeah, yeah.

Let's do it!

Is this Spin�al Tap?

Tap is cool.

This isn't Spin�al Tap!

- This sucks! - Yeah, this sucks!

Where'd these guys get their clothes?

They bought it at that rock and roll store at the mall.

Whoa, look at his face!

His face sucks.

I think these guys played at the state fair last year.

They won a blue ribbon in the pig contest.

Yeah.

Because he's fat!

- Shut up! Shut up! - Yeah. Shut up!

You suck!

Stop, in the name of all that which does not suck!

AUDIO VISUAL ROOM MEETING TODAY 3:30

Super idea about documenting the decay of a rose, Cassandra.

Keep those concepts coming, everyone.

- We, like, have an idea for a show. - Yeah, yeah. We want money and chicks.

Now, television isn't all about glamour, Beavis.

It's a chance for you both to awaken your imagination.

Make those intuitive leaps and unleash the creative flow within.

Hey Butt-Head, smell my finger.

No way, Beavis.

Now, I'm sure you have a fantastic concept. I'm gonna close my eyes

and I want you to Whoa me.

Is that allowed on school property?

Butt-Head, I want you to describe your show idea. Excite me,

make me see your vision.

So it's like,

I guess, like, we'd be on TV and stuff.

And we'd be, like, in a room.

This is cool.

So like, uh,

say hello to our good friend Beavis.

That would be nutty.

So, like, this is our top ten list.

From our home office in Butte, Montana.

That was cool.

Not bad. Tone down the violence and you guys are on.

Five, four...

Is this, like, on?

Hello?

This is, like, my show and stuff.

I mean, uh...

Welcome.

Butt-Head!

- Butt-Head! - Oh, yeah.

Please, like, applause for Beavis.

I thought of a joke before.

Uh, "bonerfied".

Like, I'm bonerfied?

Thank you and stuff.

I don't have any guests, cause, like, we couldn't find one,

so here's Beavis.

Sit down, dumbass.

So, like, say something that's, like, interesting.

Is this one of those beer commercials?

Yeah, this is that one where that dude goes out in the desert,

and then he opens up the beer and it starts snowing.

"Step out of the old, and into the cold".

"Nothing Beats a Butt!"

Hey Beavis, how come Donny is the only dude with his shirt on?

- 'cause he's a wuss. - Yeah.

He probably has saggy pecs.

Did you know their dad, Lee Harvey Osmond,

like, killed one of the presidents or something?

And I heard the whole Osmond family is a bunch of morons!

That's Mormons, buttwipe!

Those are those dudes that come up to your house on their bicycles.

Is this the Moron Tabernacle Choir?

I hate this moron music.

- I guess that's all the time. - Wait!

Wait Butt-Head, I know, let's do that trick.

Oh, yeah.

This is cool.

Now my turn.

That was a cool show.

Come back again.

- We're gonna kick Letterman's butt. - Yeah, and we're gonna score.

Whoa, is this Faces of Death 3?

No, it's just a video. Butthole.

Hey, how come this guy is wearing a dress?

- Because he's doing his laundry, dumbass. - Oh, really?

There is no one but me!

BUT MMMEEEEEEEEEEEE!

- That sucked, Beavis. - Shut up, Butt-Head, it was cool.

- Whoa, a toilet! Cool! - Yeah.

Toilets are cool.

They figured, like, since this song was getting wimpy right there,

they'd like, just, throw a toilet out.

I think it helped.

I-I wonder if there's a turd inside it?

That's a good question, Beavis.

I wondered that myself.

- That guy fell over. - Yeah, yeah.

He's gonna get kicked out of the band.

That dude in the dress doesn't put up with that crap.

"You stand up straight, play your guitar and SHUT UUUUUUUP!"

Look, look!

- It's car accidents! - That was cool!

Laundry.

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